The Toast - Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Toast and happy Monday. And boy, does it feel like a Monday. We have mountains to climb. We've got mountains to move, but it doesn't feel like a Monday because it's a very exciting Monday to be sat. Because we're feeling joyful.

We're feeling joyful. I can't even imagine how you're feeling. I'm just gonna throw to Turdi because it's Turdi's big day. Let me tell you how I'm feeling. Literally, I was in the bathtub last night, like after my whirlwind announcement. And-

Do you wanna just announce for anyone who's not on social media, but only listens to the toast? Oh my God, there are a couple of people like that. Yes, so I shared on my social media yesterday, perhaps you guys aren't aware, but I am with Childe. I am pregnant, yeah, that's right. I'm having his baby. And- Yes, she is. And yesterday we finally told people,

like seriously you guys have no, like not to make everything about me, but like today is exclusively about me. So seriously don't even bother, you know? Like Jackie, seriously. I agree, but you just hit him with a we, finally told people. Oh my God, ew, I did.

You're a we. I'm not a we. I feel even stronger about the lack of we, now that I've been through this Me but I guess like we did tell people yesterday because Ben was calling up, you know I had like a couple of people to call. Oh my god Ben was like, all right I got called how many friends do you have and it was a collab post. So it was a way We finally told people you guys seriously nobody knows how hard this has been for me. Like I I think those who know you,

and that's literally everyone who listens to the show knows you inside and out, knows that this was probably so hard for you on so many levels. It's the hardest secret I ever had to keep. And seriously, when you and Olivia had both gotten pregnant, there's something special about the first time,

every time is special, of course, but the first time really hits different. And you had told me, I remember struggling so much, I actually got drunk and told a couple of people like I said Like I didn't even keep the secret. Well, I just told people that I could trust Now with my own secret, I can't get drunk. So I really like was not telling people. Oh my god I don't think I actually knew how much of a burden it was on me until I let it go last night Like I was in the tub after and Ben when I got out Ben, Ben was like, you were singing so loud in the tub.

And I haven't been singing. Like obviously on the toast I have, cause I had to pretend. And oh, remember when I said I could never be an actor? Lies, I'm an amazing actress. I could totally do it. I don't think I realized what a weight this was carrying on me, not only like one, I'm a joyous person.

I like to chat and share positive news. Like that, also, you know, I don't joyous person. I like to chat and share positive news like that. Also, I don't like keep information to myself that well. It's not one of my skills. And three, I talk for a living. And there's so much going on in your life when this like new thing happens. And to just sit here and like,

that's why we've been talking about food so much. Like what the hell else is there to talk about? Oh my God, if I didn't tell you guys one second sooner than I already did, like I was seriously going to explode. No, that's the hardest part. The first trimester is so isolating. Whether or not you do a podcast, cause you're like going through all this stuff

and you can't talk about it. And so I feel like that's the reason you want to share most publicly soonest is like to talk about what's going on with you. Not only that, the isolating part is so real. And I don't, I know, and in Judaism, we're very superstitious. So if you're following all the rules of Judaism, you're nine months pregnant pretending like you're not.

And everybody around you just acts like, oh, how you feel? No one's really, I couldn't do that. And I obviously immediately told, my immediate family and Ben's immediate family, and obviously having you guys has been such an outlet for me. I can't, but I also decided to tell my friend,

Margot Fish, pretty early. And I trust her implicitly, so it wasn't about that. I just needed someone to talk to in such a real way. And I'm so glad that I did. I didn't tell a million people, but I needed an outlet, I needed a friend, and that's the person I talk to the most outside of my family.

So I felt really good about that. And I'll get into the details, you know, nausea, fascia, yes, I've been diagnosed with IBS, TMJ, literally everything that could befall you has befallen your girl. In junction with your coccidinia. Let me tell you, my coccidinia has never been fucking worse. And I'm sitting even more. And you know, a way to counteract coccidinia has never been fucking worse. And I'm sitting even more.

And you know, a way to counteract coxedinia is to be more active. And I seriously, walking to lunch is my activity of the day, every day. And there was a period in time, I would love to go look at my steps. I lived pretty close to our studio. For like two months straight,

Ben drove me every single day. The idea of just putting one foot in front of the other was unfathomable. And like we sat in so much traffic to go four blocks. Like I didn't fucking care. Like I could not move. And I need to talk about Ben, obviously, an integral part of this journey. And it's so funny when we started like telling a lot of our friends, so many of the girls were like, oh my God, isn't it amazing what your body can do and like

how much like our husbands are so useless and they totally are like, oh my God, isn't it amazing what your body can do and like how much like our husbands are so useless. And they totally are like, honestly, every time Ben complains like literally last night, we ate a lot of Chinese food. He's like, I'm so nauseous. And I was like, you're what? Having said that, as much as a husband can do, Ben has done like he has been and I have not been easy. I don't think that's gonna come as a surprise to anyone. I'm usually like very congruent with the woman that we know. I'm usually very bossy from the bed, you know, get me this, get me that, get me this, get me that, times 45. Like seriously, I am an animal and the mood swings,

like the hormones, the rage you feel like at the smallest, like rage, oh my God. And Ben has not once held it against me. He just like at the smallest like rage. Oh my God. And Ben has not once held it against me. He just like sort of moves on. And it was so appreciative. And then like every couple of days I'm like, oh my God, I'm really sorry.

And then like the cycle starts over again. I say to Ben like, I would stop if I could. I literally can't like, please leave me alone. He has been so wonderful and shout out to him. Although, you know, if he complains like one more fucking time and just seeing, there've been so many things that I wasn't expecting, right? Like, oh my God, I'm like, I can't even finish a thought.

I have so many things to say. No, and we're gonna like thoroughly break this down like on Patreon, Tertius Sat, but that is for later this week. So now just give us the thoughts that you're thinking. When I went on this journey and when I would picture my life pregnant, there were a couple of things I was like,

oh, that'll be hard. Obviously one of them was like not drinking. I'm very social, I love to drink. Let me tell you, that's been the easiest part. Like I don't miss drinking at all. Like hate, hate, hate. I was actually really worried. That was definitely something that like,

I think pushed off my decision to like, I love to go out and socialize. I'd love to have a cocktail. Like it's such a part of my life that I couldn't even imagine my life without that. And seriously, you guys, if you're worried about it, it's not like, you will not miss it. Like it seriously makes me sick to even think about it.

And I knew I'd have to cut back on certain things, but there's two things specifically that like I am living without that I am really deeply struggling with. And on one of them, like I am cheating. Okay. The first is Advil. And in general, like over-the-counter medication, I'm very much like, I'm a big customer of Big Pharma.

Like I take, I buy everything. Whenever I have the smallest ailment, it's an Advil, it's an Aleve, it's an Excedrin. I've got them all. Love all of them. Have been living without. And like all my little ailments, they're really starting to take me down.

Like I'm not okay. Yeah, that is really hard. It's an adjustment. Not being able to take medication. You can take Tylenol, but why would you waste your time or your money? Have you taken anything? No.

I had to take Advil after my circlage when I was in so much pain, and Dr. Fox told me I could take Advil and so I did. And was it amazing? And it was so necessary. I know some bitches in- And in hindsight that I was only taking Advil after a surgery that leaves you in as much pain

as childbirth where you get the horse pills. It made a dent, but anyways, I'll also say it was fun. I know that there are some bitches who postmates Jimmy John's to the delivery room. I will be postmating Advil. I don't even need to postmate it. Claudia, they give you the high prescription Advil after childbirth.

And that's what we deserve. That's what we deserve. I love Advil so much. I can't believe it. And the 600 milligram tablet. And I'm really aware of how much Ben takes it because he goes into the bathroom and I hear the bottle rattle.

He's always got something, a headache, sinuses. And I'm really aware of how much Ben takes it because he goes into the bathroom and I hear the bottle rattle. He's always got something, you know, a headache, sinuses. And it's real, that has been something I didn't foresee, like really challenging. Now the other challenge, I would say my greatest challenge that I have not been able to really stay away from, but I tried really hard is soda. Obviously I love soda. Everybody knows that about me. And I always thought like, you know, if I had to live without soda, I could, but like, everybody knows that about me.

And I always thought like, you know, if I had to live without soda, I could, but like I don't want to. I actually cannot live without it. First of all, it has all of the things that I as a pregnant person need, like bubbles for the nausea, the burping, the taste is so good, and the caffeine.

One thing I'm having a major aversion to, which has been really challenging, is coffee. Like you said the day I got pregnant that I have to throw my coffee made away because it's like cancer in a bottle. It's not even sold in other countries. It's biohazardous. And if you guys are curious,

I am on the Jackie O wellness plan. So I listened to what Jackie says, and then Margot introduced me to Chobani. And so right before I got pregnant, I was like, okay, this Chobani is a fine substitute. The Chobani, there are a couple of things that I cannot fuck with post pregnancy, post whatever you want to call it conception. Chobani, Gilmore girls, like some things just make me, have you been making that

noise? Of course, every time I take out the trash and by the way, taking out the trash is no longer my job. Like it's, yeah, I'm literally the trash. And by the way, taking out the trash is no longer my job. Like it's your job. Yeah, I'm literally the housemate. I do everything. But Ben has completely taken on garbage. I and once the garbage gets even remotely full, take it out. I could smell it from my bedroom. Get it out. Yeah. But certain things and I don't know what it is.

My hand soap. Oh, my God. I'm so mad. Like right before I got pregnant, I wanted to like really fancify my apartment. And I got all new hand soap and matching cream from The Way, you know, the hair company. I went somewhere that had The Way cream. I was like, I mean, The Way soap. I'm like, oh my, this is amazing. Got it for my whole,

if Ben washes his hands in the other room, I could smell it. I say, get back in the shower. I say, get in the shower, use Dawn. Certain things have like seriously crippled me and the Chobani creamer is one of them. I actually, I'm having a little bit right now because like I need, I haven't had coffee in months, like a full proper coffee.

I can't remember last time I finished coffee. No, trying to find the right hand soap is a journey. And then you will like, you just need unscented. That's why now we use like those dove hand soaps in my house. That was a result of like pregnancy, trying to find a hand soap that didn't make more of a bomb.

It went to Blackberry farm. Everything smelled so good. I was like, I want everything from here. It didn't smell as good. You know, I am, I travel now around my house with my body wash because I actually like the smell of my body wash and that's what I wash my hands with and if Ben needs soap, I say go get the body wash. Like we are just working with what we have.

Yeah. It's so crazy. The little thing. Oh my God. And you forget, I would have forgotten all these things. No, and let me tell you, I feel like I've had a very, and I'll get into this more deeply, because I think a lot of people were like really surprised that I was pregnant,

because I've had like a pretty complicated relationship with like when I felt like I was gonna be ready. And I've never really been afraid of being a mom. Like I just know like, seriously, I'm gonna crush it. Like these kids love me. Like, oh my God, could it be more entertaining? But the concept of pregnancy, like I've always found really intimidating,

really daunting and really unappealing. Like everything I've heard and I've seen, I'm like, you know what, no, like I'm good. And now that I'm on the other side of it, like I can tell you, it is that bad. Like it really, really is. And everybody tries to prepare you and there's really no, and if I meet one more bitch,

how are you feeling? Totally fine, totally fine. I've been feeling great. Oh, no, I'm really not nauseous at all. Like, ugh! You mean pregnant people who say that? Yes, I can't. And you know what?

There were a couple of people in my life who like knew how I felt and they were like, listen, by the way, it really wasn't that bad. Like I felt totally fine. And I was like, was like you know maybe I'll be one of those girls maybe I'll be one of those girls and I found out I was pregnant so early like how what three weeks prior eight days before my misperiod I just took a test because I was gonna have a drink like I wasn't even expecting so I have known so long, where was I going with this thought? Oh, and the first couple of weeks,

I felt nothing, because I wasn't even supposed to know I was pregnant yet. And I was like, you know what? I'm one of those girls. I was working out, I mean, Hillary doing the soda, and I was like really eating well and feeling good, and I was like, oh my God, I,

like it skipped me. Like I'm crushing. And I was really ready to like lean in, you know, really be like Courtney. You're gonna be one of them who like does yoga throughout your pregnancy. And who loves being pregnant. Like I'm gonna be Courtney Kardashian. Cut to like seriously three weeks later,

I'm Kim pregnant with North. Like I'm not okay, I'm huge, I'm sick. Like I'm feeling every little thing. Like there's two types of pregnancies, Courtney and Kim. And I'm having a Kim pregnancy. And because I found out so early- Even if you were having like an actual Courtney pregnancy, like you would respond to it as a Kim.

No Jackie, let me tell you, I really tried. Like I really, really tried. And I remember like, I must've been four weeks pregnant. And I'm like walking to the elevator with Ben. And I was like, this is so special. Like this is probably the only time, like so many times you're pregnant and then you have to like raise your other kids, right?

I can't fucking imagine. Oh my God. Like sounds horrible. So this is like one of the only times in my life that we'll be able to just like really enjoy it. And I'm feeling good. Jackie, I tried. I tried to be positive.

I tried to lean into my feminine side. No, thank you. Okay. Well, the good news is as you are now in your second trimester, like things will start to look up. Yeah, I can't even And they will get better before they get worse. I can't even really complain about how I feel. Like right now I'm so tired. I slept from nine to seven. Like all I do is go to sleep. But compared to like how I felt like during

the Jewish holidays was like some of the worst worst timing for me. I can't even complain, but I am looking forward. I'm feeling a lot more like myself, and I do think telling people, I don't think I realized how much it was stressing me out. It was just kind of consuming everything I said on the podcast. Could it be taken misconstrued? I was about to post something the other day, and I was like, I feel like that might be a virtue signal to pregnancy.

And then you told me it was, because I've been eating so much cereal. So I was going to post a I've been eating so much cereal. So I was like, I was gonna post a story like kind of obsessed with cereal. In my cereal. Yeah and the box of honeycombs said post on it and I wanted to be like Marjorie post. And then I was like, hmm, is this a sign? That is a pregnancy craving.

So I just don't think I realized like how much of a toll it was really taking on me. And I really wanted to surprise people and like ward off evil eye. Like we have so many like disgusting containers. Like I just, I don't think I realized how much it really was weighing on me and how much better I feel already.

Just like having been able to tell people. And of course, like the attention, the likes, the engagement, it does not hurt. I didn't know that many people could see. I didn't know that many people could see my posts. Where have you guys been all my life? So good to know that your phones do work and that I do come up for you,

but you've just been largely ignoring me. That's totally fine, it's totally fine. How's it going on TikTok for you? Because I know that Instagram is very mama-friendly and mama content really gets out there to the masses. Yeah, I don't think that I am big in the mom community on TikTok yet. So I think I'm sort of migrating over there.

I've only posted one thing, it did perform pretty well, but I gotta get in with those girls, you know? You gotta get in the algo. Yeah, in the algo, if you will. Oh, and I have something I wanna say now. And I'll just sort of, I'll wait for everyone who yelled at us for leaving the Errors Tour early. I'll wait for you guys to apologize.

And also I need to give like major shout out and credit to my sister Jackie who took the entire fall for it. When it was me, I was so sick. Probably the biggest mistake I made in my first trimester was going to the Iris tour. And that day I was- You tried not to go. I was so sick and I tried not to go.

And shout out to Jackie's neighbor, Randy, because I gave her my ticket and then I took it back because we were down there with our friend Margo, different Margo, who didn't know at the time. She was like, you're not coming. We flew down here for it. And I was like, I'm so sick. And she was like, who fucking cares?

Like, get up. And I was like, oh, okay. And then Ben was like, yeah, you should go. We flew all the way down here. Everybody was giving me bad advice. Not me. Jackie was like, you should stay. I already called Randy.

I already gave your ticket away so that you couldn't go back on it. And then she went back on it. And then 10 minutes later, I took it back and I'm really sorry, Randy. That was actually unbelievably uncool of me. And I've been meaning to tell you to explain to her why I took the ticket back.

I will, okay. So I decided to go and I had a good time, but halfway through, I really started to break down. Heat, sweat, nausea, exhaustion. I don't even know. And by the end, I was texting Ben, I was like, and we still had this huge walk to the car, I was breaking down.

The next day, I slept the entire day, I felt so sick. I actually had such a pit, I was like, what am I doing? Like, this is so like much more important than a ticket. Like, I felt really silly. And then when we started getting so much hate about leaving early, I was like, oh, these bitches don't even know. And they obviously assumed it was Jackie, like hater Jackie, hating every minute of getting so much hate about leaving early, I was like, oh, these bitches don't even know. And they obviously assumed it was Jackie,

like hater Jackie, hating every minute of it. When it was literally me, I was like, can we leave earlier? But we couldn't, our friend Margot didn't know. So I was like trying to be normal. And it was just, I know I went to the Aris tour for one reason. And the reason was, and I talked about this in the vlog,

and we are not sharing the gender yet, but I definitely have a preference when it comes to gender. And that's a boy. Based on gender. I feel like that's bad to say, but that's what's the preference. And I don't know, the idea of having a daughter, it didn't seem, I was like, I don't know,

I can't see it, I can't see it. And then when we went to the Errors Tour, there were so many moms with their young daughters having so much fun getting dressed up. I'm like, oh, that's what I'll do. That's me, I can see it. So I feel like for that reason alone, I'm glad I went to the Errors Tour

because it helped me visualize a potential possibility. But other than that, big mistake, huge, it is no place for a woman in her first trimester, the jumping, the dancing. And also I'm like, for the first time, really very sensitive to being around a lot of people. They're getting sick. I don't know, it was a mistake.

But I learned a valuable lesson, so I'm glad that I went. Yeah, that's so good. Yeah, I just wanted to- And we're just waiting on those apologies. Yeah, seriously, you guys- You just seriously, you never know what someone's going through and isn't that what we're always trying to tell you?

Trust your feelings. I know and you really thought the worst of Jax. It was all the hate was directed towards you. And I just sort of sat there and let you take it and you're a queen for taking it. Happy to absorb it for my girl. But that's what was really going on. Like I was dying, breaking down.

Well, we are so, so happy for you. I just really. We are so excited to hear updates from you on how you're feeling and your POV on the whole thing. Cause I agree with you. Like I, your readiness has always been like a topic of conversation. I feel like the way that you felt about certain people

when they got pregnant, that being like a big mover and shaker for you. Yeah, let me think. I feel like you are that to a lot of people. That's sweet, thank you. I'm trying to think like who moved me and shaked me the most. Yeah, when like someone got pregnant and you're like, oh. I know like Hailey Bieber moved me quite a bit.

Like who's cooler and more fabulous than her. Who else? I don't know. It was largely about that. It was about that, but I feel like a lot of it had to do with my weight. There was like a time in my life where it was just inconceivable that I would get pregnant.

Like I'm five feet, I'm so huge, and I'm what? I'm gonna gain another 50, 60 pounds? Like I couldn't physically bear it. So that's a huge part of my personal journey. Not everybody has the problems that I did, but for me, for a lot of years, it was like so not even in the realm of possibility, honestly, I couldn't even see it.

Yeah, no, that makes total sense. And like, I don't even wanna talk about my weight currently. Like, I keep saying to everyone, I'm such a liar. I'm like, you know, I've made peace with it. Like whatever, like I literally have it, I'm so mad. So like, you'll never fully make peace with it, but like you will become peaceful about it and it will just, it won't, it is what it is.

Let me say one thing actually, one positive. And also when you start showing, that's also the hard thing about the first trimester. Like yes, maybe the third trimester is like even more enduring physically, but like you're showing and it's beautiful and everyone knows around you, like even strangers know, like take heat. Literally last weekend, me and Ben went for a walk.

We went to a diner and the end of the walk, like if I don't eat, I'm really not okay. Like in Home Goods the other day, I seriously almost threw up. But I was so, and of course they didn't have a table, they were like five minutes. So there's a chair, I take the chair. I'm like trying, just breathing,

like trying not to pass away on this chair. And this like 900 year old man comes and I know everyone's looking at me like get up for the man No, man, get up for me. Like I was if I had stood up in that time I would have completely fainted and I felt so guilty. That's the hard part about not showing but the thing I want to say about my body which I literally my whole life have hated like still hate the one positive thing I will say is that I've always hated my stomach. Like it has just been the bane of my existence. Like, ugh, like looking in the mirror, hate, hate, hate.

And I still look in the mirror and hate. But there is also a part of me that looks at it lovingly now. Like there's like a child in there. Like I do fun, so like I'll be like, I sometimes wake up and my hand is on my fupa. And like before it used to be on my fupa, like I would be imagining like a chainsaw cutting it off.

Now it's there like very, you know, rubbing. And it's like pillow-y for the baby. It's a little cushion. I hate my fupa a little bit less. That's beautiful. Thank you. Well, we'll do like a full breakdown. So if you are a Patreon member, the vlog dropped last night.

That I started when I found out I was pregnant and it takes you through the first. So much, such a fun watch. Yeah, like doctor's appointments, telling sisters. Telling people. Yeah, it was actually a true labor of love. And I'll continue a lot of the journey. I probably keep most of that,

like more intimate stuff on the Patreon. It's just where I feel more comfortable. I know a lot of people are like annoyed about that, but it just evil eye, evil eye, evil eye, like patreon.com slash toast. And then this week, yeah, we will do a Q and A about like the whole journey. Any questions anybody has about like, you know,

conception, yeah, that's right. How'd you do it? Road doggin' it. Things of that nature. And it's just a great time to be a Patreon member. It's a great time. It's a great time to be me, honestly. So not to be annoying, but.

Well, we're really, really so happy for you. Happy that you're sharing. So excited for all the updates to come. Same, same, same. Like now that it's out, oh my God, the TikToks I could make, the TikToks I will make, I made two this morning. Like, it's just sort of, it's kind of-

The creativity's blown out of me. Right. Yeah. Well, it's very beautiful. And we do have a lot to get into today, while also, you know, we'll probably come back to this every five seconds- Yes, of course.

Because it's the biggest thing going, that's the big celeb news of the day. Oh my God, it is the big celeb news of the day, especially because it is Monday, Jackie and I did watch Yellowstone last night. There'll be a brief recap, like talk about nothing happening. Yeah, but still, just like it is the big, big celeb news of the day, especially because it is Monday, Jackie and I did watch Yellowstone last night. There'll be a brief recap, like I'll talk about nothing happening.

Yeah, but still just like back with our faves. And they know that, you know? Yeah. They know it's just a show that you're watching. It's a comfort show at this point. Yeah, like there's a couple of people, and they gave us so much comfort when it comes to like Beth and Rip last night.

So for that, I'm grateful, but overall, it was a ma on my episode. Yeah. Well, I guess without further ado, that's really like all there is to catch up on. Like seriously, I can't talk about anything other than myself. I have like weeks and weeks and weeks of just like bottled up stories, emotions.

I hope I enjoyed these last few weeks. Yeah, seriously, good luck ever talking again. For real. And I really let you run wild these last couple of months because like I had nothing to say. I ran wild. And now I'm back in my cage. She didn't shut the fuck up.

Like it was insane. So without further ado, about turning loo, I feel like I haven't talked about myself enough, but like I don't have anything else left to say really. I mean, although if you, if you prod me with questions, I could, you know, wax poetic, but. No, that's what I mean. Like we're always coming back to this.

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Vanessa Carlton, but just, I seriously can't remember stuff, so I need to tell you. Okay. So I just wanted everyone to know, like yes, Dr. Fox is my doctor, the doctor who like literally saved Jackie's life, and I never had like a OB-GYN who I was like in love with, and honestly, I probably haven't been like the best

about my reproductive health. Like I like have been to the OB-GYN like five times, like once every five years. And so he's my reproductive health. Like I like have been to the OBGYN like five times, like once every five years. And so he's my doctor. And it's like, if anybody wants to know what I'm going through, it's so great to have a doctor who's like really well versed in my family's medical history,

because Jackie's condition like actually is hereditary. And so thanks to that, like Dr. Fox knows all about your sirclage. Every time I go in for a scan, which will be double the amount Fox knows all about your sirclage, every time I go in for a scan, which will be double the amount of time because of the sirclage, I always have to go transvaginal. So just know, like while everyone else is getting ultrasounds, like I have a big rot up my vagina because of Jackie,

which is just amazing. Which is just, and let's talk about that transvaginal probe. I never felt anything like that in my entire fucking life. Oh my God, I never knew you could feel like you could shit vomit and piss all at the same time. Oh my God, that stick is insane. Yeah, it's an insane stick. What nerve, and the way they just wielded around

like Harry Potter. Oh my God, that stick is actually what nightmares are made of. Men will never know what that's like. There's so much. Especially like, I feel like at my early appointments when like the baby was a grain of rice, like they couldn't find it, you know, like, cause it's so small.

So they really are like digging around excavating. Oh my God, like could not breathe. Damn. And so I have to do that every time. Cause like I said, Jackie and her problems. Well, it can be hereditary, but it could also be like circumstantial. Yeah, of course. No.

It not necessarily means that you'll have the same thing because for me it could have happened, it didn't happen my first pregnancy, so it could have been like- A fluke. And something that had happened because of my first labor. Yeah, no. My first labor was labor intensive. He has said like that he's had patients whose other siblings don't have it and some do like it's. Yeah, but it's just something to look out for.

But it is nice to like have to know like go in with, but I didn't realize that meant that like every single one of my appointments and I have double the amount of scans like as everybody else. I didn't know that like, you know, it made me a special. And so that's really exciting. So just know like when I go to the doctor, that's what I'm experiencing.

I don't, I'm never gonna have that kind of like in the movies when they, you know, put the thing on your belly. No, you'll what I'm experiencing. I'm never gonna have that kind of like in the movies when they put the thing on your belly, no. You'll have some of those. I don't know, he said he literally warned me, he said transnational every time. With him, but you'll go other places and get it on the belly. It's just not gonna be like it is in the movies.

You'll get out of the TV at some point. What was Vanessa Carlton? Yeah, okay, so like pregnancy hormones, and by the way, something so strange about me, I'm such an emotional person, like everything makes me cry. How many times I cried on this podcast, like a thousand times? I have not really cried, like during this journey. Like, I don't know, I'm not feeling like emo,

I can't explain it, which is so bizarre for me, but like the hormones are hitting in like different and unique ways. And the other, I was dying to tell the story on the toast, but I knew it would so signal that I was pregnant. A week ago, me and Ben woke up early, and, I don't know, I was lying in bed and Ben was getting dressed.

And I had told the Alexa to put on some music, and they put on, I'm literally gonna cry telling the story, okay. They put on, A Thousand Miles, telling the story. Okay, they put on a thousand miles noon. And I know Ben loves that song. And I thought he loved it because of White Chicks. And he was telling me, he was like, I love this song. I'm like, I know.

He's like, no, no, no, whenever I think about it, I just picture myself at my parents' apartment growing up, putting the CD in my dad's bows. And I didn't know what he was gonna say next and what he did like seriously, like hit me right between, like I was seriously, I sobbed for like 35 minutes. He's like, I just picture myself. I'm picturing like fat little Ben, curly hair,

like Ben as a kid was like very sensitive, very like he was really encouraged to like lean into his emotion. So he gets the CD, he's like, I popped it in my dad's bows and I just sat down and like tried to teach myself how to play it on the piano. And like, I seriously cried for like 20 minutes. Like just, oh my God, I'm gonna cry talking about it again.

The image of Ben, like who doesn't play piano, but like trying to teach himself piano with his like CD player, like while his parents, like he probably was hiding from his parents. Like it was actually too much to bear. Like I couldn't, he probably was hiding from his parents. It was actually too much to bear. I literally was hysterically crying. He thought I was so crazy.

Oh, and he was leaving. That's why he woke up early. He was going to Dallas. They did an event in Dallas last week. So you're leaving me with this story? I'm gonna slit my wrists. I'm just so upset. No, that's so cute.

I think it touched you even more in addition to the hormones because it's like, that could be your future child doing that. Like putting on toast by Claudia, learning how to play the chords to play back up for mommy. 1000%. And we need to come up with a name for the child.

Yeah, like in the family, because I don't know what to call like this thing. And I feel weird saying it. Yeah. I think those were all the things I wanted to say, but you know. Other things could come up along the way. Maybe this story will remind you of something

that happened this weekend because some of the big news from the weekend was the big fight. There was actually two big fights this weekend. So that's a little confusing, but there was one fight on Friday night, Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson on Netflix in Dallas. Netflix is-

I watched the whole thing. Netflix's first live sports event ended with a bang as the boxing match between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson went all eight rounds with Jake Paul coming out victorious via a unanimous decision. So I tried to watch the fight and literally during Serrano or maybe before that, like my Netflix cut out and it never came back so I went to sleep.

Yeah, a lot of people had that issue. And to be honest, Netflix really needs to get their act together. Like they've done a couple of live events and it's clear that that's like a format they wanna get into. Every, it's worse every single time. I mean, the Love is Blind live reunion

was such a fucking shit show that Chris Rock live special had so many issues. Like at this point, in the first, at the beginning, I was like, okay, you know, give him a minute. It's completely unacceptable. Like, I mean, like cable does it every day. You know, and they're in the stone age. Paper view, which is like what usually is the format

for a fight. Like they, if you're going to like switch from this OG format, like you gotta, you gotta buck up. Like this, it's awful. Yeah, it's really crazy, but the fight was like the biggest thing. Yeah, I thought it was really interesting that, like how people's narratives so quickly changed

because I was watching and it started at eight and then it go on until like midnight. So I saw so many different interviews. I saw people on social media and everyone was like, Mike Tyson is gonna beat the shit out of Jake Paul. I can't wait. He's a beast. He's gonna get his ass beat like beep beep beep.

And then the fight happened. And while he didn't do that, he managed to make it eight rounds, but he lost obviously, and he lost every round in my opinion. Like he was clearly the weaker. I mean, he's 58. Like it's what do you expect?

And it's so funny how the narrative is now like, why does Jake Paul only beat up old guys? Cause I guess like Jake he's 58, like it's, what do you expect? And it's so funny how the narrative is now like, why does Jake Paul only beat up old guys? Cause I guess like Jake Paul's thing, and it's actually really smart is he's gotten really far being taken seriously as a boxer cause he puts together these huge productions. I mean, that show on Netflix was produced by MVP, most valuable producer or whatever productions.

That's Jake Paul's company. So he's really involved in the whole thing. I mean, I told Jake Paul? Right. My favorite. The show I was watching when I went into labor. He has this big deal with Netflix. Like he's a businessman.

And so everybody says about him, yeah, but he only, and he's undefeated or he lost once to Tommy Fury. They're like, he's only about boxing. Like he boxes former athletes, retired boxers, like people, big names that people want to tune into, but not necessarily like the best fighters. And so now everyone's like mad at Jake Paul, like this was elder abuse.

Like, please, you thought it was great when you thought Mike Tyson was gonna win. Right. So please, like, you can't just change your mind. You liked it at first. Yeah. The narrative has completely changed. No, and even though Mike Tyson lost,

from what I'm seeing, he lost with dignity, with $20 million in his pocket. Well, that's the other thing. So I'm not sure, and me and Ben talk about this every time there's a fight with Jake Paul, is they say there's a script. And it's this conspiracy theory. And now, of course, if you watch a WWE,

you know that's scripted. Yeah. But with boxing, it's like, or these types of like Logan Paul type fights. We don't know. Now Logan Paul's WWE. It's, by the way, it's very confusing. And then there was also a UFC fight.

Yeah. I can't, I, We don't know, like, if they're really, and I could see a world in which like, Jake Paul wants to be taken seriously as a fighter. And I do believe that Mike Tyson was in a lot of debt. And I don't think there are many opportunities for him to make $20 million in a night anymore.

So I think that maybe like him and Jake Paul had some sort of agreement, like, yeah, give me the 20 mil and you can beat me, whatever, sure. And so I think if it was scripted and that is what had happened, like Mike Tyson comes out winning anyway, I think he needed the money. And if it wasn't that and it was a fair fight, then it was a fair fight.

Like, I don't know if these types of fights are scripted. Like why would Floyd Mayweather ever box Logan Paul? He has more money than God. Like he doesn't even, I think that he beat him. $50 million. Yeah, but still, like why would he do that fight? This could be a person that's fought two times in his life. Can I fight Floyd next?

Like, do you know what I mean? These fights confuse me. And like, I'm one of the people, like I understand the Paul brothers and how big of a deal they are. I think a lot of people clown on them, especially when you think about how they started. And like, you know, there's a lot of,

they've had their own scandals, but like I understand the magnitude of how impressive it is of what they've built. And like, they know, there's a lot of, they've had their own scandals, but like, I understand the magnitude of how impressive it is of what they've built. And like, they literally each have hundreds of millions of dollars. Like, I actually respect what they've built. People hate them and clown on them. Like, I don't.

But I don't understand. This harks back to the Forbes creator list that had them down for like 8 million or 11 million dollars, but he just made $40 million in the night before end of year. And that's before sponsors, that's before his own production company. Like it's absurd.

Yeah. That list, yeah. The Paul brothers, say what you want about them are incredible businessmen. Like- Wait, and then also, so there's WWE, there's Jake Paul and boxing, there's UFC. UFC.

There's also like what- MMA. Tyson Fury does. He's the heavyweight boxing champion. Is that heavyweight? No, heavyweight is UFC. I don't think it is. And there was a UFC fight the next night, like a big one.

Right, a huge one. On Saturday night. I wish I had watched both of them. Well, I couldn't even watch Netflix, but like to watch them both to see what the difference in fighting styles is. Oh, I watched, okay watch Netflix, but to watch them both to see what the difference in fighting styles is. Because it's so different. So I'll tell you, the Jake Paul one,

first of all, you wear gloves. That's huge. That's like a punch to the face is quite different. And that's like Cinderella Man. Sure. It's, yeah, it's like Cinderella Man. It's like Jab-Jab Cross, Jab-Jab Cross. Uppercut, yeah, exactly.

Hook. Exactly, like kickboxing, kind of. And there is a ref so that like you can't get your ass beat to the filth. Like the UFC, there is a ref too. They're not wearing gloves. You can kick. You can jump. Like you can seriously do whatever the fuck you want. I've seen people like jump on other people and like suffocate them. Like it's much more violent. UFC. Okay. Yeah. And then WWE is like all staged.

It's stage fighting. It's Total Bellas. It's Total Bellas, exactly. Understood. And then like the Tommy Fury of it all, which you sent, or someone sent me a TikTok that now like the ladies of Tommy Fury are coming out. Lady.

Some lady said on a podcast that she like slept with Tommy Fury in Dubai and she's like smiling. It literally gave me the heebie Fury are coming out. Some lady said on a podcast that she slept with Tommy Fury in Dubai and she's smiling. It literally gave me the heebie-jeebies. Some actual wrote it. Like went on this British podcast hosted by three dudes and she was just like, yeah, they're not in Dubai. Like Tommy had slept with free girls and then me. Like I'm literally the reason that they all broke up.

You forgot the smile from ear to ear. He slept with three girls and then me. Like I'm literally the reason that they all broke up. You forgot the smile from ear to ear. He slept with three girls and then me. Shit eating grin on her face. And I think she thought like these three podcasts, so I was like, thought she was like hot and like would think that this was cool. And they're like, really? And like, I just know that they all thought

she was disgusting. Like I hate this bitch so much. Like seriously, I wish her only the worst. She's sitting there like with this just shit eating grit on her face. Like she thinks she's hot shit and like somebody lied to her several times. And I just actually never wanted to punch someone

so much in my life. That's not cool that you had sex with Tommy Fury after he slept with three girls and he has a fiance and baby at home. Like we're not impressed. What part of it are you feeling prideful about? Is it the fact that you broke up a family? Is it the fact that you were his fourth choice

for the night? Like which part is requiring you to be smiling so hard? I'm not sure. I watched that video and I actually felt, you know what, no word, like, you know what? Emotion, disgust. Yeah, same. Same.

Well, that's all the fight news for the weekend. That's your fight recap. It was like free girls before me. And like, I just fucking hated her. Same. The fight, I just want to say, like, I really enjoyed. Every time there's like an influencer-y fight that's like made into a big like pay-per-view thing,

I always enjoy it so much. Not like the fighting part, but a lot of like the, there's so many celebrities who come and it's like a fun event to watch. Although I don't know who's in charge of programming. I would just love if the main fight didn't start at one in the morning. Like it's really annoying.

Yeah, they had the DCC out there. Yes. We saw all the DCC. It was a little bit of a spoiler as to who made it this year because we haven't seen the new season yet. Yeah. But it's also like they post on social media, like we know who made it. Yeah. I knew that my spoiler alert, my swirly Reese and Charlie had made it. So that was like all I really cared about. Yeah. And then, oh, and Ben went to the other fight. Yes. And then the next night there was like UFC, the separate one that a ton of celebrities were at,

including Ben. And he, I'm passed out. I went to bed at eight o'clock watching Veep. Actually I woke up in the middle of the night, like choking on my own throw up. It was actually really crazy. How did Ben get tickets? Then, you know.

Okay. Who'd he go with? He brought his friend Encore, like literally people fawning over him like, oh no, Ben, take know. Okay, who'd he go with? He brought his friend Encore, literally people fawning over him, like, oh no, Ben, take my free seats, take my free seats. You don't understand the power of the BSC. Did he offer you a ticket? Of course, but I was not going.

Now do you wish that you went? Well, when he got home, I was in a fitful sleep, so when he got home, I was kind of up, and I was so hungry too, so I was like, can you get me a piece of bread and tell me about your night? And he was telling me that heful sleep. Somebody got home, I was like kind of up and I was so hungry too. So I was like, can you get me a piece of bread and tell me about your night? And he was telling me that he saw Brianna Chicken Fry and I was like really jealous and not Ben, he's so funny.

He's like literally texting with Brianna Chicken Fry and like, hey, I'm in this lounge, you wanna meet? Like he didn't just like run into her. He's so like makes magic happen, you know? And then he ran into Kelly Taylor, they had never met. And so Ben was like, kinda nervous, he was like, I'm gonna go up and say that I'm your man's husband.

And Kelly was like, oh my god, of course I know BSC, I'm a swirly, like she was everything you could possibly want, so Ben was feeling really high on his own shit. Who else did he tell me he ran into? Like it was star studded, like, oh, before they went to dinner and there was like a new restaurant I ever saw a movie that I had ever seen. And it was like, I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you. And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you. And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you.

And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you. And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you. And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you. And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you. And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you. And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you. And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you. And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you.

And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you. And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with you. And I was like, I'm gonna go watch a movie with filming. And it's just Ben. So yeah, Ben spoke to Bethany, Ben met everyone, Ben was out and about. And like, for the most part, I haven't gone to anything. Like I just have no energy to go. And whenever Ben gets home, he's like, it's horrible. Everything, nothing is worth going to. And I never feel full. But every once in a while,

even when Ben was getting dressed, I was so tired. And so was he, he had had like a hard day. And I was like, I said, I'm like, I seriously, I'm so not jealous of you. Like have the best time, bye. Meanwhile, I got home, I was actually like kind of. But just take the era's lesson. No, it's so true, it's so true, it's so true.

Yeah, are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Last night was the Governor's Awards 2024. It's the Oscars Governor's Award. So like the pictures, they're like standing. It's all the celebrities were there standing in front of a red carpet. Yeah, I saw.

They look beautiful. And I'm like, the Oscars weren't on last night, were they? No, and it's like the Oscars Governor's Award. They really just any excuse to get dressed up, these people. Yeah. So JLo was there, Angelina Jolie, Selena, Jennifer Lawrence was there, pregnant, wearing Bottega, a sister in pregnancy for you.

I need to keep a list of who I'm pregnant with at the same time. Yeah, but like also it'll start coming, like obviously there are people who are, you know, at the end of their run, but like people who are in the same timeline as you, you'll start finding out soon. Yeah, I was briefly pregnant with Pookie.

Yes, you were. Demi Moore and Nicole Kidman, did you see last night during Yellowstone how hard they're pushing that new show, Landman? I did see how hard they were pushing that new show. Did it work for you? Honestly, a little bit. They said that it was premiering

after Yellowstone. If I wasn't so tired, I fell asleep right after. It was a sneak peek. It wasn't a premiere. It was like a preview. Oh, okay. The only thing is like Jon Hamm. I don't know why I don't, and I know Jon Hamm is in one

of the most critically acclaimed like best TV shows, Mad Men. Something about him is not like a serious actor to me. I feel like he's always in it being like satirical, like in 30 Rock, you know? Yeah. I don't know why when I saw he was in it, I was like, oh, this show's not gonna be good. Also, I feel that way about Demi Moore. Like I feel like the Taylor Sheridan world,

it's like he finds people and like new up and coming in and like, I don't want people that have been around like doing this and a million other shows. Yeah. The thing is, I don't even know a single, except for- Except I'll allow Billy Bob Thornton because he's the land man. Oh great.

Greed, 1000%. But when it comes to the Yellowstone characters, I do not know a single, besides for Rip, a single one of their first and last names, like in real life. And also Michelle Randolph is in Land Man. Taylor Sheridan likes her. Yeah, I like her.

She's great. I like her too, obviously. I mean, what's not to like? So like that's a big draw for me, but I could just see myself watching for her and then being like annoyed that she's not in every great. I like her too, obviously. I mean, what's not to like? So like, that's a big draw for me, but I could just see myself watching for her and then being like annoyed that she's not in every scene. I don't know. Also like Taylor Sheridan is pissing me off.

Yeah. And if I'm gonna support another one of his shows, like I don't want it to be this one. They're clearly trying to like take the whole Yellowstone audience, cause the show's ending, but it has the biggest audience like in TV cable history. And they're trying to like put it on another show

and they've chosen Landman. And I don't think it's a worthy air. The title also makes me laugh. Agreed, and I was saying to Ben last night, I need Taylor Sheridan to go on Joe Rogan. Oh. Or like a podcast. Yeah. Like a long form. Cause I feel, I wanna know what his motives are, you know?

Yeah. Would you say Landman is greater than Sandman? That piece of shit book you read to your kids? Yeah, I would say. I haven't seen Sandman for a while. I think I might have hidden it. I ripped it up and threw it in the garbage. Anyway, more governors at the Governor's Awards. Love to see the Swirleys being glamorous. Tom Hanks and Reader Wilson. What about Kim Zolciak and Chet Wilson? Not pictured, but maybe they just didn't walk the carpet for privacy.

Love that Rita Wilson, now that I'm in this phase in my life. Love that she'd never changed her name. Rita Wilson-Hanks. Yeah, she's Rita Wilson. Love that. Yeah. Yeah, so I guess this is just giving a little taste of award season if you're feeling hungry. I'm not, but I did like to see everyone like looking beautiful.

Everybody looks like a clown these days. Yeah. Like it's like being ugly is like a competition and they're all trying to win first place. So to see everyone like looking normal and sound of mind, it was really, it was a pleasure. Jennifer Lawrence looked absolutely beautiful. She never steps out and when she does, she doesn't make us regret it. You know? She's like, yeah. Like every time I see her, I'm like,

we made the right bitch famous, you know? Totally. She's so beautiful. Yeah, she really is. And she's got the personality to match, which people that beautiful usually don't. Right, because they're the theater kids who shut you out of 13

because they were jealous of your big personality. Not only that, they've never had to rely on anything other than their looks. Yeah, and their talent. No, they're talking about like models, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you ready for our next story? I am.

Some big sports music news. Sports, oh yes. Beyonce will perform Cowboy Carter songs for the first time during NFL halftime show on Christmas. So on Netflix, can somebody explain it to me? So Beyonce will perform songs from Cowboy Carter during halftime of the NFL game between the Baltimore Ravens and the Houston Texans on Christmas Day at NRG Stadium in her Texas

hometown. Details about their performance are scarce. However, Netflix teased in a press release Sunday that it will include some special guests who are featured on her genre-bending country album. Oh, Miley. Which had collaborations with Dolly, Miley, Post Malone, Shibuzy, and more artists. Also, Shibuzy. Jackie, can you explain it to me?

No, I TV, football on Christmas is on cable. So Netflix is live streaming the game on Wednesday, December 25th, the Christmas game. Oh, great, another piece of shit we're not gonna be able to watch. Good luck watching. So wait, the game is also on Netflix? Netflix is live streaming the game.

But that's crazy because- Do they have like a NFL contract? They don't. Yeah. Prime does. Prime has Thursday Night Football and then the rest of football's on cable. Well, they maybe made a big bid for the Christmas game.

Just one rogue game on Netflix, this makes no maybe made a big bid for the Christmas game. Just one rogue game on Netflix. This makes no sense. Netflix does a lot of one rogue. Netflix is like so janky. Unless this is like not an NFL affiliated. It is, but like, could you imagine them paying the Ravens in the tournament?

There are, there are, oh, you mean not an NFL. Like they bring the Ravens into Texans to play. But there have been non-affiliated, like Super Bowl or football performances, like outside the stadium. Oh yes, yes, yes. Like Taylor Swift did that big one in Houston, I think for the Super Bowl, but it was like the day before, yeah.

This is different, because they are playing football on Netflix. The games. I'm so confused. Also speaking of football, you know Travis' team lost last night. They're now no longer undefeated. And they lost to Josh Allen's team.

And Taylor didn't go to the game. So they lost when she doesn't go, which like I'm happy for her that they lose when she doesn't go that like looks good for her. But she didn't like cross paths with Haley. It wasn't. Well, that's the other thing. What is the status?

This is like a blind spot in my Swifty knowledge. She has somebody could leave a comment. What is the status of Haley Steinfeld's relationship with Taylor Swift? Like she was briefly in the girls squad. It's obviously non-existent or else they would have like gone to the game together. They would have been waiting for this game their whole lives.

Yes, but Taylor couldn't go to the game regardless. Like she's in eras mode. Like she, even though like she had the night off, I think. And the Toronto to Buffalo is a very short flight. She doesn't do that. Like if she's in a city, she's not leaving. Like she's finishing her. But the last show was on Saturday

and the game was on Sunday. And then she's going to Vancouver. Yeah, like she really could have gone. Yeah, that's weird. But she didn't want to see Haley. Maybe that's it. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if Haley was there.

But yeah, the Chiefs lost. The Chiefs lost. Yeah. It was a tough, I actually watched it. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if Hailey was there. But yeah, the chiefs lost. The chiefs lost. Yeah. It was a tough, I actually watched it. It was a good game. Good game. Also, I was going to say back to the other artists with Beyonce, Shaboozy is doing SNL in a few weeks. Shaboozy is doing SNL.

With Paul Mezcal as host. I like Paul Mezcal. He is a nice looking boy. So I've seen the trailer for Gladiators and I'm very open to it. The fuck is Gladiators? The movie Gladiator. They're remaking it, Paul Mezcal.

Are they? Yeah, I think it just came out. Oh, well, you know, I wanted to go to the movies yesterday and you and your Matt Damon quote, like are actually ruining my life. Me and Ben were like, we just wanna go like be fat, eat popcorn. Like we don't need to see the best movie.

We just need to see something. You guys should see Gladiator. There's nothing playing. The only thing was this like Judy Greer movie, a Christmas pageant. Sounds amazing. And I was like, wow, are we really gonna see? No, Jackie, it was like, it's about these like bad kids.

It's all about kids. Judy Greer is just like the mom. Like it looked so stupid to the point where I was like, I don't think we can go. Like it just. I think you just have to wait one week. Like everything's coming out in a week. I know, I know.

And I have my Wicked tickets. Your Wickets? I have my Wickets and I'm ready to go. Your tickets, tickets, tickets? Tickets, tickets, tickets. Well, that's very exciting. It is. Are you ready for our next story?

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Hyahealth.com slash toast. Thank you, Sasha. We didn't even address the fact that we're matching today. I mean, there's so much to address. Like I'm literally with child. Like how could we address something so rudimentary? We just needed to address the twins in the room. Are the twins in the room with us?

Right here. Oh, I'm not having twins. Sad. You guys know that that was definitely like something I was like potentially looking forward to. Although I am on a side of TikTok where like girls are talking about how they found out that there was a second baby at like 25 weeks.

So like there's still hope for me. And that would explain like why I'm rapidly gaining weight, but you never know. It's not completely off the table, but it's not currently on. Our next story is some fun, slab hookup news because Kristin Cavallari is sharing that she hooked up with Jason Statham and Morgan Wallen, her friend claims.

So Kristin and Justin put out a video, you have to watch, they did that trend of like suspect is blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we need to do that. Claudia, they fucking roasted each other. It was so funny and so honest. And in that video, we learned that she has hooked up with Morgan Wallen and Jason Statham.

Okay, I- So this is what- Love Kristin Cavallari for this. This is what Justin Anderson said about her. Suspect let Morgan Wallen hurt her feelings and she kept going back. And then about Jason Statham, suspect's hottest hookup that she's never told anyone about

was Jason Statham is what Justin Anderson said. I feel like there are certain people in Hollywood and Kristin Cavallari is definitely one of them who are like really pretty, have been famous for a long time and have definitely hooked up with a lot of celebrities. And I feel like people like that are never giving us enough information.

And I guess that's how you stay hooking up with celebrities is by not being a blabbermouth. But like the absolute gossip girl in me like needs to know who certain people have hooked up with. And the fact that we are now getting like this tiny bit of really juicy information, like the Morgan Wallen one is so crazy to me. I love this.

I need more like young hot thangs in Hollywood to tell us who they're hooking up with. Or have hooked up with. Now that Kristen, like she said, she doesn't want to date celebrities anymore. Like she just wants a regular degular. Like, so she's not jeopardizing her opportunities to hook up with celebrities.

So like, she'll let us know. Yeah, I love this for her. Like this video was so funny. You have to watch it. I need to watch it. Well, she lives in Nashville, by the way. So it makes sense. I feel like if you're like a pretty girl

who lives in Nashville, like you've hooked up with Morgan Wallen. Or you've like had a chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like Jason Seatham was really shocking cause also like he's married with children now. And he is like a movie star. Yeah.

Like he doesn't even live in the States. Like he is a global movie star. So go Kristin. Go Kristin, go. I wonder what phase of her fame, like Laguna Beach era. Well, not Laguna Beach, she was a minor, but. Oh, like a while ago, because like I said, like he's married with kids.

Right, and then she was married. So it must have been before. I think it was pre all that. And then also don't forget, like even though we just think of like Kristin and Jay Cutler and he's just like her ex-husband who's annoying, like he's Jay Cutler. Oh no, I don't forget that he's kind of

like a Patrick Mahomes type, you know? Right, right. So just a little- I love like a marriage, an actual marriage between like a megastar and a star athlete. Mostly football, I don't know why I have like a special place, I'm trying to think like who else, who else made a good marriage?

Like- In football? Yeah, with like a celebrity. Olivia Coppo? Yes, Russell Wilson and Sierra. Yeah, but Olivia Coppo's new. I mean, like who's been together. Now they're like an institution.

Okay. Russell Wilson and Sierra, that's a really good one. Although is he retired? I can't remember. I feel like back in the day, who's Tony Romo married to? Not Jessica Simpson. He is married to Chase Crawford's sister.

Sister, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Yeah, it is a good one. Also, it was not football that I was just thinking. Oh, like Kate Upton and Justin Berlander. Perfect example. Oh, Jordana, oh my God, I can't talk. Joanna Garcia Swisher. And Nick Swisher. And Nick Swisher.

And Nick Swisher. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. There's good ones in baseball too. Yeah. Oh, our favorites, Hannah Jeter and Derek Jeter. Our favorites. They're an institution.

I like them a lot. That's a good one. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh, bidding is such sweet sorrow. A little beyond a chicken fry news. Brianna? Brianna. Miss little beyond a chicken fry news. Be on a Rihanna. Miss chick is alleged.

Miss chick. Miss chick is threatening to release video of Zach Brian allegedly abusing her. Do it, do it, do it. So she claims she has a video of her ex Zach Brian abusing her. She threatened to release the supposed footage on Sunday morning after the country singer

is posting images of her cat on social media. So she took to TikTok to say, if that man doesn't stop sharing pictures and videos of her cat, she'll post a video of him whipping shit at my face. So I guess he's been like posting to taunt her. Like there's, and I'm not sure what the origins of this cat are, I don't know if it was a cat they got together,

if it was a cat Briana, cause they both had a lot of pets and the pets that they brought into the relationship, as far as I know, if it was a cat Brianna, because they both had a lot of pets and the pets that they brought into the relationship as far as I know left with them. Like Brianna left with her dog and I think a cat too. But maybe this is a cat that they like foster together. I'm not sure. But Brianna has been saying like it's her cat and he stole it from her. And I guess he's like taunting her. The only the only thing he can really do, he has nothing like to say against her. And so he's just torturing her with the pictures of this cat. And you know, he sure shut up after that. Yeah, because she had

said previously, I miss Stump so much. I want to fucking kidnap him. But when Zach left and didn't tell me anything, he took Stump out of spite. He didn't even like cats. His dog Jack hates cats. She said my dog Boston loves cats. I love cats. Can someone steal the cat back for me? The animals throughout this have been one of the hardest parts, like I just think about Boston and Jack and Stump, I think about Stump every night. Oh my God, we need to get this cat back. Yeah.

Well, I think she should like make more threats. Obviously, this is a person who I think responds to this type of like violent and aggressive behavior. It's like, that's his method of communication. So I would threaten to put it all out there if the cat isn't left on my doorstep by 9 p.m. tonight. Of course, Dave commented, do it. I commented, even if he stops posting the cat,

you should post it. Yeah. Like I know, and I think that she is slowly like rolling back this line of thinking because you could tell in the first episode she talked about it, and then in the second there was already like a shift. But when you really were in a relationship

with someone that you love, even if they did wrong to you, you still have this like odd need and want to protect them. And I'm sure she has things on her phone that could like seriously destroy. And she needs to start, she maybe, okay, she doesn't have to post it, whatever, she needs to start using it to her advantage. I like this concept of making threats.

I think it's an effective way of communicating with seriously like diabolical manipulative pieces of shit. They respond to that sort of, they almost respect it. And I love this, I really do. And I think it's a brilliant approach. And I think it will be quite effective. Yeah, also for like on the Brianna's personal life front, she's really been like living, enjoying life.

I think she posted a video and like some guys like cozying up to her. And people were- She's been sharing on TikTok about this guy, Aussie Australian. And she's just like fighting back in the comments. So this is a guy she's been sharing like on TikTok. She's calling him the Aussie guy.

I think he's Australian. I think she met him at a bar a couple of nights ago when he's in New York for a week. And they're just like hooking up. Like she's being very open about like what that is. But she's like out every night. She's staying at a hotel in New York looking for an apartment, looking fabulous,

going to fabulous events. I mean, Dana White gave her tickets to the UFC. It wasn't like that she went to that fight that she saw Ben at like for fun. Like she's like a big celeb now. They like hooked it up. She was sitting two rows behind the president, one row behind Miles Taylor.

Like she's at that level. Like she's a celeb. She's living her best life as they say. No, it's fabulous. And no one deserves it more. But someone commented on her TikTok, that was fast. And she said, well, I was cheated on my whole relationship, so yeah. Even if she wasn't, okay, shut up.

Yeah. What if you actually shut the fuck up? I think the world would be an amazing place if you did that. Yeah. Just a thought. Love this journey for her. And I think it's also made people realize like how really radio silent she had went on social media

during her relationship. She would post every now and then, but now you forget she's a content creator by trade. Now she's posting like content creators three to five times a day. Yeah. And people are like, oh my God, I missed this side of you. This is what she became popular for.

Like going out every night, fashion, makeup, personality. And she's so bad. Yeah. And she's having fun and she deserves fun after what she's been through. She deserves fun. Yeah. Those are the fast five.

Let's quickly dive into the Yellowstone recap. Episode two of the final season aired last night. Not much happened, although it was an enjoyable episode. Like I found myself enjoying every minute of it. Me too. I have a question. Once again, did I miss something on the TV that's- Nope.

Okay. Because one day- I was looking out for it this time. One day it's six months before, six weeks before, and then the next day- One day John's alive, but we don't see him. One day Rip is walking and the next day he's walking back to the ranch. I'm like, oh, Lloyd's probably shocked to see you.

What you need a horse because of the snake bite? No. Ben was so confused and I was made it a point to have to point out to him. They didn't do six weeks before. And the thing is they keep going back and forth in time. And usually there's like a big indicator that we're back in the future. And that would be Kevin Costner. Cause at half the show, he's alive.

Right. So where are you? If he's not there. Or even then it cuts to- Right, they're not doing a good job. It cuts to Beth like in a black dress. I thought she was going to the funeral, but like, okay, clearly we're somber now.

What is that? Like I needed to spell it out for me. What day of the week is it? I do want to say best part of the episode, dropping that wench, Piper Parabot off at the airport. Like when I thought when she was walking to the airport and then she turned around, I'm like, do not turn around, go to the airport, please leave.

Like I could not stand her. Not that idiot, not even being on house arrest. I'm just worried this is not how her story ends because why would they have the actress Piper Parabot be in the last season for only three minutes? Like they could have just like not paid her for this season and not had her. I completely forgot about her. But she's so unnecessary and she's so random.

Yeah. That exchange between her and Beth like was really funny, but like I need her out of the state immediately. Oh my God, wait. Am I just like really emotional and pregnant or when Rip said need her out of the state immediately. Oh my God, wait. Am I just really emotional and pregnant or when Rip said he'd never left the state before, did you also cry? I didn't cry, but my heart squeezed.

Like you felt? I love this man. I would do anything for him. Yeah, no, I wanted to know. So they were obviously so happy when they went down to Four60s for the night. Yeah. And then they're really trying to highlight like a shift in the culture between Montana and Texas, how Texas is like a state that really embraces and like harnesses agricultural and like farming and they make it, you know, everybody respects it. And in Montana, because of all these

like bureaucracy and tourism and big companies, it's a dying job, right? And so it seems like Beth is starting to like maybe see a future for them elsewhere. And then John dies. So like, I don't know if that propels her forward into the future or like takes her back. Like maybe it's like, oh, we could have had this,

but now we can't. Yeah, I don't know either, but it's nice to see her having some ideas because somebody needs to do something. And it was also nice to hear from Casey. Like even last week we struggled to place Casey within the family. Like, is he supposed to take over?

What's he about? And he literally said like what he's about, which is that I like the ranch work, but I never wanted to take this over. Yeah, and now it's like on tape. And obviously it's like a big question to ask a kid who seriously has said three words in his whole life. But it seems that like he's having the same sort of feelings.

Like I like working here. I don't want to like run it, but my God, it seems like nobody wants to work these days. Bitch, it's a family business. Some people would kill for this. Get up. Yeah. Get to work. Yeah. No, that's scene.

And I'm sorry. I really don't like his wife. Like she is just, and she doesn't do anything wrong. She, and I feel like even recently, like she really has like leaned into the Dutton life. And I think that she straddles her two worlds very well. I just like find, maybe it's her haircut. Like I find her insufferable. Yeah. And I always just feel like she's like making things

really like emotionally weighted for Tate. Like just saying stuff, like, like your dad just pulled- Ben said the same thing. He just pulled over on the side same thing when they pulled over. You could have been like, oh, he had to take a call. Instead it's like, when your father's quiet. Yeah, Jackie, Ben literally was like, that's probably the wrong thing to say to your kid.

I'm like, for sure. But he's going through a lot. He's just a kid. Like you don't have to put all this emotional weight on him. You could have just made up an excuse for why he pulled over. Jackie, she didn't have to make one up. He literally said I have to download something on my phone for work.

Hang on. Okay. Sorry, honey. He had to download something for work on his phone. We'll meet him at the house. That was a really weird scene. But that's just like classic her. Like they do the floors and it's like every house is home. Yeah. Yeah.

It's just like the floors are great. She's so serious. She's so serious. I also hate that bitch for market equities. Like when she was getting her pussy ate on that table, girl, this is literally like a government building cause you put your dress back on. Wendy's.

I was like, get your pussy off the table. She obviously like sees Jamie for the like loser that he is. So like how can she even muster up a kiss? Yeah, but she obviously like, she sees a nice future for herself. So she's putting out, you know, for her future self. And what I also don't understand is like,

why would a woman like this like literally give herself mind, body, soul, everything to like this company? Like that she's worrying herself out for the company. I don't think she's gonna say with Jamie, I think once this is all said and done, she moves on and then like seduces the next man who's in the way.

No, because Jamie's like so easy. Like if he becomes the governor so easy, then she's like the governor's wife. Like I could see her doing this, yes for the company, but more so for herself. No, but she's not pursuing the governor so easy. Then she's like the governor's wife. Like I could see her doing this, yes, for the company, but more so for herself. No, but she's not pursuing the wifey route. She would already have a ring on her finger. She's just manipulating him for the company.

And it's like, girl, why do you care so much about this company? They could fire you. I feel like she's just manipulating him because she can. By the way, and when Beth choked her, obsessed. No, but I'm telling you, like, it doesn't end in marriage for the two of them

or else she already would have manipulated Jamie into proposing to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's really just like using him for market equities. It is really nice to see Casey like do something for once in his life, you know? He's always just sort of like letting life pass him by. But even him making that phone call, it was like, finally.

Oh, so you have contacts. Yeah, where the hell have they been? But I think that's also just like as a man, now that his father is gone, like he has to step up to the plate. He's the man of the family. So he's got to call his contacts and download his app. That rattlesnake thing. Like I was like, I'm going to have nightmares for life. I thought she already was bitten. Oh, so did I, which is better than what it ended up being. Like not her laying there, laying in fear for how long? Like I just about passed away.

Yeah, that was shocking. No, and I don't remember how they picked like who goes to Texas and who doesn't, but like the way I would be so relieved, like that kid is crying in the bunkhouse, Becky Ellis on bitch. You could be in Texas, stop crying. And the MVP of the show is Gator the cook. Oh, he is just a delight.

Like it's clear that because John is not in the show anymore, they've beefed up other people's scenes. Like we got so much Beth and Rip and we got so much of like the cowboy humor and like, and I love it. Like, where was this content all along? John was sucking all the energy out of the room. And also I think they were making a show like more for TV and less for like the Cowboys across America watching.

And I think they realized like, no, like it's the people who are shown on the show who love the show, like let's do more of this. That even showing that work that like that Smith last week. And by the way, last week, people were writing in the comments, he is actually a real work Smith. You knew it.

And he had passed away. The episode was dedicated to him. That's who that was. That's really sweet. He was like a famous Texas black Smith. Yeah, you can say, even like the highway, I love the highway scene with Beth and the police officer. And it's like, that's nothing to move the storyline

except just like, in like. No, it's at the scene. Yeah, and it's just like nice dialogue and appreciation for our cattle ranchers. And you know what? We don't appreciate our ranchers enough. I can say that. No, we don't.

No, we don't. I don't think about where my piece of state comes from. I had beef stew last night. I wasn't thinking about the rancher that rounded up the cattle and took him to Texas for brucellosis. I meant to say this last week too, every time the episode ends

and it's executive producer, Kevin Costner, I'm like, get the hell out of here. Yeah. You can't take credit for this. You obviously don't love it enough. You didn't even show up. How can you have been in EP? Cause he like signed on from the beginning.

He's in it since the beginning. In name only. He's an executive producer in name only. Yeah. But like the brucellosis is really cramping my style. I agree. I need those fucks to get back to Montana. And they just like are parked up in the desert

cause they want to be like Taylor Sheridan, the actual man like offered them to stay in bunk houses, but they want to be sleeping with the snakes. No, Jackie, they didn't offer it. It's like, it's a part of his service. Like you can pay extra. They paid for the land. They're paying to rent just to get through the season.

And it would have made it more, they're on an extremely budgeted travel agenda. They can't pay for the bunk houses too. That's like, you know, getting an upgrade at a hotel. I guess so. Just seems that it seems like they want to be sleeping in the dirt. I mean, why they aren't sleeping in their cars

is beyond me. There's a truck right there. I can't get in, go lay down. Yeah. Even when Rip was like, I can't leave. And she was like, we're going to a hotel. Sleep in Beth's car. Yeah.

It's a little, it's a little much. Yeah, they're like making it hard for themselves. They're making it harder than it needs to be. And like, why are they so far? Why don't you park up next to the bunkhouse or a close by? They really wanna be so remote. Yeah, how are they charging their phones?

I was thinking about that. Because Rip keeps picking up the phone. True, maybe a car charger. Maybe there's a generator or something in the car. Definitely a generator, definitely. Yeah, because the gators got a gate. Gators got a gate, maybe solar power. Yeah, yeah.

You know that house that in the East camp that Casey and his wife are building, like I need that house. Yeah, but like no neighbors for miles. And it's just you guys. You have to really like your wife, which I think he does. Yeah, no, or you could get eaten by a bear.

I'm like, no one would know. Yeah. Just something to think about. But you'd have a nice house. You'd have quiet. In this economy, like owning land, it's worth a couple of bears. Worth a couple of billion as the show is foretelling. And like they, they still just won't sell it, right? Like, and I know why, but it's better than it being taken from them. That's true.

I don't know. And their financial situation does confuse me a little bit. Like Beth is riding around in a Bentley, buying everyone hookers and hotel rooms, flying everyone out. Meanwhile, they're broke. Beth has money from her job previously when she like shorted stock,

like she's rolling in it. The ranch works season, like it sustains itself just barely, previously when she like shorted stock like she's rolling in it the ranch work season like it sustains itself just barely but that's like what ranch life is you make just enough to like get to the next season but yeah like remember when they had a helicopter yeah yeah like are these people rich or poor I can't tell you know they look so much staff, drivers. They're not like when? They're not like when.

All right, well that's the Yellowstone recap that honestly was better than the actual episode. So there's that. That's our show, you guys. Oh, tomorrow we have a guest. We've been teasing it for quite a bit. We'll announce it later today. I'm really excited about it.

I actually watched the episode yesterday because I had like some edits to make. It was so good. Like reliving it later today. I'm really excited about it. I actually watched the episode yesterday because I had like some edits to make. It was so good. Like reliving it again. You guys are really gonna love it. So I'm excited for that. And if that's all. That is all for today.

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