The Toast - Turdy's Justin Timbertakes: Tuesday, March 24th, 2026

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and every show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. That feels like a Monday, at least for me, because I have so much to do. I feel like Ben was just, like, I'm sure he did his best. I didn't watch it.

Welcome back to the Tirt, I think is what you mean. Sure. Welcome back to the Tirt. And welcome back. I have so much to say, you know? And I tried to, like, offload all this information to Ben. But he did great. I know, but he was, you should have watched Claudia.

He was insistent on forming his own opinions. I had the opinions. I just, like, wanted to give them to him to. No, no, I want his unbridled opinion. He was like, did anybody else feel bad for Justin Timberl? No. Yeah, no. No, we didn't.

I was cracking up, like, not Ben be saying you can drink and drive if you're stranded. Oh, is that what he said? I need to watch. I, like, I sent him the videos before. What he meant, but, like, the way the words came out, it did sound like he was giving permission. He was giving permission to someone who is stranded. So I sent him the two videos.

And I was like, you have to watch this before because like, here's what happened. The video was trying to, like, subpoenaed to like get it, whatever. And so I don't, I think he called me thinking I would have the same reaction. He was like, that video was horrible. I'm like, I agree. He was like, like, no privacy. I'm like, well, he didn't get the video released because he's a celebrity. Like, everyone gets their videos released.

It's like the country that we live in. Like, that's the rules. He was like, really? This just feels so wrong. I'm like, okay. The first story today is going to be your take on the stories from yesterday that I need your takes on because there were a couple things that happened that we needed to hear from you.

It was funny to hear from Ben. We had a grand old time. But Justin Timer, like, see Y video, like, does need Turty's take. Of course. And so, sorry. Like, of all the days, I was so sick yesterday. Like, actually, you know, I'm kind of like a really, like, of an amazing work ethic. It takes a lot for me not to come.

Yeah. I was so sick. I don't know what the hell is going around. I feel like I had COVID. Like, it was so bad. And I'm feeling so much better. So I really, I'm like the type of person because, like, I said about my work ethic. Once I feel a little bit better, I like go back to my normal level of activity.

And then I never get better. So I was like, I just need to. I was so sick at Disney. I also need to talk about Disney. Yeah. So we'll talk about the stories and the stories. Want to catch up with herd self? How are you feeling?

So much better. Did you have this? Like, this is like the illness that's been rocking our family. So I don't want to jinx anything. And right now I'm having the sneezes, but I do think it might be allergies because it's allergy season. And so I'm just going to like back. I'm not going to say I didn't get it because then I'll get it. I don't really know what's happening.

Oh my God. It was extremely rough. Like, it was just like. You needed anti's bodies, anti-Bodies. I was actually thinking of even drinking your mouth. Like that's how desperate I was. I could not breathe. I'm better.

But like it did hit me the hardest at Disney on Ice and I shouldn't have went. But like, oh my God, we have to go. And like I just had to go, even though I did leave like right after intermission because I was dying. It was quite dazzling. I, we put on like a Disney on Ice playlist in the car and like some of the songs I didn't recognize. And we were like, wait, is this like new age Disney. Like I forget that like the Disney that kids love today is like not the shit I grew up with. Like I grew up with the OGs, you know?

Like, for Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast. And now I think kids are all about, like, Coco, Frozen, Moana, which are great. But like, when I turned on the playlist, I'm like, what the hell is this shit? Like, so I was a little worried it was going to be like woke Disney, you know, like new age. No, it was very much, some things about Disney like are timeless. Mickey. Yeah, the classics. They had Beauty and the Beast.

There was a Coco. I've not seen Coco. Yeah, but it was pretty dazzling the Coco. I didn't see it either. Remember me. I don't remember the song. Requerto me. Requiredo.

I remember that. Requeredo, yo. Yo, requirto. So I didn't see the second half, but it was really amazing. It's kind of crazy that these people are professional figure skaters. Like, why aren't they at the Olympics? When I saw Disney on Ice the first time, I know you weren't interested in what I had to say. But my takeaway is like, who are these people?

Where did they come from? That's what I felt about the circus. What's their background? Because they're amazing figure skaters. Not good enough to go to the Olympics, but they're touring figure skaters. And it's like, what path brought them to Disney on ice? Probably like the Olympic path. Right.

So it's like if you don't... But that could have been Simone Biles, you know? If you don't hit the Olympics as a figure skater. And a lot of people train for them. Right. And don't make it. So they're... You either like just give it up completely and like go to school.

Or you do Disney on Ice or maybe like ice capades. Right. There are a couple of like professional figure skaters, yes, who aren't Olympians. That's how I felt about the circus. Now the train. rates that you have at the circus are a little bit more freaky. Like, I think there are less opportunities for trapeasists and things of that nature. And I think, like, if you're going to do an activity.

But also you can be a gymnast. There's a lot of, like, different ones you can make to the circus. But if you can't skate. If you can't skate, you can't skate. No, it was really impressive. You know, I don't think Disney puts out anything that's like not top tier. So it was a, and I, Ruby was like a little young for it. So we didn't really need to be there.

And I was seriously dying, like, on the way home. I just was like, Griffin was loving him. Ben was here. I was, like, he was saying how you guys left her. I was like, yeah, Ruby was like, you know, not feeling it a little fussy. He was like, cojures was not feeling it. Ruby could have stayed for like 30 more minutes, but I was not okay. Yeah.

And then Justin Timberlake's video came out, which was obviously like deeply moving for me, which I'll save for the first story. And then the continuation of the Secret Lives and Mormon Wives, what did Ben have to say about like Salama, whose team is he on? Does he have hard takes? What did we say? Oh, my gosh, we were talking about the drama with me and the Matthews family. Oh, I saw the clip.

Oh my God, laughing so fucking hard. I can't believe that happened to me. Like, seriously. But I will say. What are the odds that I spoke about them when they heard it? I appreciated a lot of people pointing this out in the comments that like a lot of times clips will go viral and like the person who's the subject of the clip will like comment at the podcaster and the podcaster like always like curls up like, I didn't mean it.

I was having a bad day, you know? You very much stood your ground. Like, because we don't say things on the show that we really don't mean unless like the next day I'm like, actually I change my mind. So I respect you not being like, well, it's unfortunately. that she saw, but she did put it out there for the world to, like, discuss. Yeah, to, like, talk about her marriage. What I was saying, though, it's like, sometimes people put out clips and they're like,

oh, you don't understand. You don't have context. Well, it's like, you put it out without context. Right. And that is sort of what I did so I can take ownership for that. Because, like, if you don't follow the show, like, just hearing someone's my ween of the week sounds like really nasty. But it's actually a compliment.

It's only mildly nasty. Yeah. And someone pointed out in the comments, like, you actually, like, being the weenie is really, like, a lesser evil compared to, like, actual bad people. like I don't think that terribly. Of course. It's just we need like behavior. So and you know what?

Then I saw people commenting like no, I'm glad you posted it. So I found you guys. You guys are hysterical. And this is actually the basis of the article. The article that I was talking about like a week or two ago that like I didn't read but wanted to reference which was like women who hate their husbands. And so it's like this is the exact type of situation where this happens all the time on the internet where someone would be like my husband did the craziest thing.

And it's like actually what your husband did is so evil. And the comments are like divorce and break up with him in the next video. It was like, you had so. understand. It's like, well, stop putting shit out there for us to comment on and then being mad at the comments. Like, you have now shared this deeply intimate part of your marriage. We are giving our takes on it because you put it on a TV show and on TikTok. And so it's like, if you don't like it, well, don't put it out there, you know? So it's like that shit, that was like the whole article. It's like sharing like the worst parts of your marriage or your husband and then

being mad when people like say you should leave him. He sucks. Yeah. Well, like not understanding why you're then associated with this person? Right. It's like, why are making this our problem? No, and like we're just part of the ecosystem of TV recaps. Like, we all exist to stand on each other's shoulders. Like, we lift each other up. You know what? At the end of the day, I'm like talking about your show. I can't stop fucking talking about it.

Like, I want everybody to watch it. That is a good thing. That is a good thing. If you are interested in the success of your show. Correct. So rising tides, rise all sheds. We're all sympathico here. I feel like we're just sort of dittily dallying.

You want to get into stories? Oh, there's something else I need to discuss that I. Your shirt? No, why? Because you're wearing a specific type of shirt today. Chessie? No, no, no, no, no. You're wearing a specific type of shirt for a specific reason?

I'm wearing a button down, mint green, and white shirt because Claudia thinks I'm wearing it because of my colors. Yes, did you talk about that? No. And you're wearing your colors. But no, I actually, I got this shirt before the colors. And it's just been like, I just got it. And it's been sitting on my chair and I was in such a rush this morning. I'm like, I guess I'm wearing that shirt.

So on Friday, we had a color analyst come to the studio and do, what's it called? Like a color analysis. Oh, getting your color. done. We got our colors done. People have told us for years to do it. Apparently it can make a difference in what makeup you wear, what clothes you wear, just basically how your face looks overall. It was very insightful. I am a bright spring. I'm a warm, a soft autumn. I thought you were also a spring. No, I wound up being autumn. Is sure? Soft. Okay. It looked like I was trending towards spring, but then also people were commenting that like, we didn't let her do her. I know. People said,

like, you girls didn't shut up. Like, we wanted to hear that. But I thought she was like, minding us. I felt like multiple times. I was like, we need to shut up. Yeah. What do you No, and I feel like at the end, like she agreed with her analysis, right? I don't think, yeah, I don't think she would have given us the wrong one. Yeah. We were just being chatty. Like, sorry, we were doing a podcast. We had to fill the time.

Right. So do you feel like you did? Have you done anything differently since you found out your colors? No, I kept it in mind, but also as you saw in the podcast, she didn't have the exact booklet for my, she's mailing it to me. So I'm like waiting for my exact booklet. I did change my blush. Like, so let me know if you feel a difference. And you're wearing your color, bright spring.

I am wearing like a bright spring color. Yeah. Even though this is like not really. The other thing that I wanted to mention that I keep forgetting to mention is our little sister. Oh yeah, let's talk about our little sister. Doing the coolest thing ever this weekend. And on Friday, I didn't like realize

what was happening. I mean, either. She also didn't make it a big deal. No, she said she was going to Vegas. No, she told me it was a big deal, but like seeing it in action was like so sick. Margo was hired as like the official correspondent for the Luke Holmes fan club and like literally got to go to his opening weekend in Vegas. Like interview Luke, make content with Luke.

She hosted his fan listening party for the album on Friday night. She got to go to the rehearsal, which she said was the coolest thing she ever did in her life. I didn't even know that that was something you could go to. So she experienced a Luke Holmes concert alone in a stadium with her best friends. With her best friends and like the 10 people who work for Luke Holmes. Like it was insane, like in an empty stadium. Then she went to opening night and had like full access. She's literally in the back.

Running around. Yeah, right. Take pictures. And I'm just so proud of her. That's like literally our sister who works in music. Like that's our little sister, you guys. Not so little. Our little sister.

She's going to be like, did you call me fat on the podcast? podcast? No. Remember the time we told Emma Chamberlain, our little sister was a big fan. And she was like to bring like a bassinet in the room. We had this grown woman. He was like, oh, that's your little sister? She's older than a mom.

We were like, our little sister loves you so much. We're like, oh, I'd love to meet her after the episode. And we like brought her into the Zoom. I think she was expecting like a 12 year old. Yeah. In comes this 25 year old. Grown woman. Bitch.

Like, it was insane. We're hilarious. The lore of the show like seriously never ends. No, it doesn't. I was actually thinking on the Patreon. We should do like an up to. date lore. A day lore? Ever since Michaela Matthews

left us a hate comment, we have so many new listeners who maybe don't know the backstory of all of our funny inside jokes and stuff. Yeah, it really should motivate us post more hateful reels. Oh no, I will never get into the business of hate. That wasn't even hateful. It was funny. No, you know, but you know. You're not hateful, like trolley.

Trolley. And I will never be that. Hot takey, but no, you have to suffer through an hour plus of this show to get the goods. To the weenie, yeah. That's, no, but like if you, or are like seriously how it takes or not, like, you have to put in the work. You don't just get it for free. It's true. Or you can pay for it at patreon.

Oh, for sure. But like, no, you've got to clock the hours. So anyone you want to say anything nasty about? Justin Timberlake. Without further a do-da-do do-do. Here are the fast five stories that you to do need to know. And the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Pepsi prebiotic cola. Now coming in two flavors, original cola and.

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Did she want that job? I don't know, but I think she would be great at it. It would also be like a self-fulfilling prophecy, Liz Lemon, like becoming Liz Lemon. And I do think like SNL desperately needs like something. And I think while Lauren has done amazing work, like maybe he's just not in tune with like what's necessary. And they say that like her hosting SNLUK is like a big step in that direction. it was so bad. And I love Tina Faye.

I think she's actually funny. It was so, like, it was so corny. Like, I don't know. There's something so weird about it. I don't think that Lauren is not in tune with what's necessary. I think he knows, like, what people would want. And he just wants to do what he wants. Like, I don't think he, like, tries to win back an audience.

I think he's like, this is the show I want to put out. I feel like actually, like, recently they, when they had those boys. Like, they cast people for, like, a younger generation. The three boys. project something. They like make the skits. Yeah. And then like they, they cast like this girl Jane who was like very big on TikTok.

Like I do feel like they lean in a little bit to like, but it's just that they're so all over the place. And I don't think they know who's like watching their show. I don't know who's watching their show. And I do think like Tina Faye really could bring, but I don't know. The SNLUK that I saw like the clip was so. Yikes.

Yeah, it was bad. And like I seriously love Tina Faye. Damn. Well, our first story is Turtey's takes. Okay. Because a couple things happened yesterday. We need to know your thoughts. So first, the Justin Bieber.

UI video came out after much participation. Justin Bieber? I said that yesterday, too. Okay, I'm going to sue me. And he should. He's going to sue me. Okay. Justin Timberlake. Do you I said that on my Instagram story too.

Yeah. Timberlake, DUI video. He didn't want it out. It's out. What'd you think of it? So I stand by what I said that he shouldn't have made it such a big deal. Because barring like him whipping his penis out, like what could have been so bad? I saw that he was running naked through this.

Yeah. Like the way that they were being. And now it. alerted us all. It was, I don't know if I would have been looking for it if he hadn't. And maybe I would have seen it come across my desk. It wasn't that crazy that like I actually would have moved on. We would have talked about it for one day.

And like, so he shouldn't have made it a big deal because there was no way that video wasn't making it out. Although I will say kind of net net, I actually think the only place I can personally go up with Justin Timberlake is up. Yeah. And I thought the video was like kind of endearing. Like humanizing. Not only was it humanizing.

I think a lot of people like Rees Witherspoon like. When you're a celebrity, you're very disrespectful. Like, you don't know who I am. There's so many awkward moments like that. He was extremely humble to the point where he couldn't even explain what he did. He was trying to be like, do you know who I am without saying it? And he ended up just coming off like kind of modest. And I don't know.

And he made that funny joke. He was like, white. I don't know. I kind of actually think the video was like good for him. I thought it was funny. And when they locked him up, he was like, I have to stay here all night. I was like, oh, no. He was like literally never dawned on him that he.

He was getting arrested. It was all fun in games until they put him in. He was like, we'll come get you tomorrow morning. He was like, wait, I have to spend the whole night. The entire time, like, he really thought this was about to be over. Yeah. And even when he realized, like, the realization that he was spending the night in the slammer, he didn't get angry.

He goes, you guys are wild, man. Like, he was so drunk. Like, he's obviously a nice drunk, and that's the other thing. Like, when you're drunk and then you're getting arrested and you're a celebrity. In Vino Veritas. It is a recipe for, like, the worst, most evil side of you to come out. And he was so down home shaking. everybody's hands like I don't know I kind of love him like it was a kind of a flattering video by the way

but also he was wasted like oh my takeaway was like maybe he wasn't oh no he was black out taking the breathalyzer oh no no and when you deny your breathalyzer which I did see a video on TikTok like 10 years ago that stuck with me it was like when you get arrested for a DUI you have to consent to those field sobriety tests and like you can say no and I think you should say no because then it's like literal proof that you were drunk unless you weren't drunk oh right sure blow away um so obviously like he was experienced and he knew he saw that tic-tok video too he was wasted like that that's the only thing the video didn't do well is like you drove not only did you drive drunk you drove black out i thought there was a path to sobriety although he did have like kind of a good excuse he was like oh sorry i was

like following my friends in front of me and like they were driving just like fast and like i couldn't follow them like okay if that was maybe like oh okay that makes sense bye yeah all in all that was pretty good. I thought so too. I'm surprised to hear you, you know, I thought we were waiting your great condemnation. Well, the thing about me is people try to put me in a box, right? Like, as my husband gay, it's like, no, you know, or yes. And so, yeah, obviously everyone's like making fun of Justin Timber, like, I don't like to, like, hop on the bandwagon. I was onto Justin Timber like before everyone else, you know? When he was asked what he did for a living and he was like, I'm on a tour, which is not an answer to the question. He didn't say, what are you on?

He said, what do you do? Yeah. And he was like, I'm on a world tour, like, as if that clarified it. And the guy was like, what? What do you do, sir? And it's just like, it's not even like he has a hard job. We have a hard job to explain. I'm a musician.

Like, that's literally, I'm a singer. I'm a performer. I think he's so removed from, like, reality that he actually doesn't, like, he only sees himself as, like, a celebrity. I don't know how that he would, like, know how to describe. I think that was maybe, like, proof that he was actually really. drunk because like what you do is really not hard to describe. I'm a singer. I think he was having a hard time like waiting for the guy to like realize who he is. Yeah. But as we reported like the

arresting officer was really young and didn't know who Justin Timberlake was. I want to say something about the arresting officer because there was two cops in the video. The arresting officer is the redhead this like young hot shot who was like now made a real name for himself at the force. And then this other guy who obviously knew who Justin Timberlake was. And I did feel like the redheaded cop. Look at me. I'm like defending Justin Timberlake now because he was wrong. He should have got to prison, but the red-headed cop, like, definitely was, like, a real stickler. Like, the other cop was, like, excited. He was going to follow the law, but he was excited to be following the law with the celebrity.

The other guy was, like, too cool for school, you know? Like, he knew nothing. Oh, you mean, like, wasn't giving him any special treatment and he deserved, like, a little more special treatment? No, I don't think he deserved special treatment. I'm just saying, like, I think a lot of... He was just, like, doing his job to the letter. I think a lot of people who maybe would have recognized a celebrity in that moment, but

still had to do their job, just, like, maybe wouldn't have, like, cuffed him to the wall. You know, he was going to come to the desk, like... I'm sorry. So, like, I do feel like the red-headed cop was definitely, like, looking to make, once he figured out, like, that this person was famous, I'm sure the other cop was like, do you know what this is? And he's definitely, like, a star hater. Yes, yes.

And, you know, I think a lot of, that's actually the mentality of a lot of locals in Sag Harbor. This is, like, a very small beach town that's been infiltrated by, like, wealthy people and celebrities. And they, like, hate summer people. And Justin Timber, like, is sort of, like, the quintessential walking celebrity who just has, like, probably, like, a $20 million house here. and it's no connection to Sag Harbor. And it's like this old historic Long Island fishing town.

He's like, you know, you know. So I could see them hating him. But I did feel like the red-headed guy, which he, by the way, they had to arrest him. He was in danger to the world to himself. But I could see him like being like an ass, you know? Yeah. All at all. Not bad for him.

Don't put tourty in a box. Yeah. Okay. Like drinking and driving. Like how stupid are you? I'm sorry. How stupid are you? But what if you're stranded?

Sleep on the, like seriously sleep it off in your car. Yeah. nod off in your car for two hours. Yeah. Go get a coffee at the place you got a margarita and drive. I think what Ben was trying to say is that there's never an excuse to drink and drive. But Justin Bieber. Jackie, seriously, we're going to get sued.

Cut that out. Never an excuse to drink and drive. I think Justin Bieber actually did drink and drive. But Justin Timberlake had less excuses than most. That's actually a good point. That's what Ben was trying to say. Okay. That's beautiful.

Also, we need your take on Chapel Row. Oh, and Jesse Draper. And, oh, we'll talk about Slamu later in the show, but Chapel Roan. I can't even tell you, like, how much joy the Chapel Roan saga brought me as somebody who's, like, literally hated Chapel Roan from the second I met her face, you know? And I feel like she was definitely foisted on us. Like, I remember the summer before last, we were doing episodes. And I remember people commenting like, how are you guys not talking about Chapel Roan? I'm like, what the fuck is a Chapel Roan?

And it was like, you don't, you're like, you're not in tune with what I'm sorry. So I started to, like, get involved with her. such a regret of mine. And I do feel good about the fact like she clearly hates being famous. Like you can't blame me. I never streamed. I never stand.

I never went to a concert. I never listened to a single song of hers like outside of my own free will at the grocery store or on TikTok. And this person like is so Fabisina and I loved the boy George tweet. Did you see he tweeted about the saga? Not this saga.

The French one. Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle. Yeah, Chappelle, Chappelle, when she had like literally another famous breakdown two weeks ago. Can you pull up the tweet from Boy George Doree. his friend, well, actually ex-friend.

He tweeted about the situation, offering just like a wiser, older, you know, mentors take, but it was so good. I can't stand this bitch. Like, I really can't. He said, he told her to own her fame. He said, it's probably not helpful,

but I have been doing this fame thing for a while. And you learn slowly and painfully that you don't get a free pass once you turn yourself into a bird of paradise. I watched Chapel Rome filming the Papps in Paris and I laugh because I have kicked. off at them many times. Yes, it's annoying at times, but so is being ignored and told you're a has been. Life is always now, and I think chapel looks great, but cheer up, girl. The world is at your

feet. Stop kicking it. It takes so much more time to say no to a picture or a signature. Boundaries are boring. Break them with the magic of kindness. The world is at your feet. Stop kicking it. Like, great quote. And that was before this whole like child saga. And so obviously now people are going back and forth. It was like the bodyguard wasn't mine, yada yada, please. What do you think? bodyguards just like roam around random hotels yelling at little girls. Like even if you were directly paying him, you were headlining Lollapalooza. Like obviously either the concert, you're managing, somebody, this is random security guy. She's saying he's no connection. Like, please. She's so awful. Like, I cannot stand to this girl. And what was my take when I saw the whole saga?

Like, I felt good about myself and my decision making up until this point for never having cared about this person. Who doesn't even care about her fans? Like, team Jorghingho. Obviously, team Jude Law's daughter. Okay. That was like the crazy. song about this whole thing. Yeah. How did we not know this queen whose stepdad is like the most famous athlete in South America and whose biological dad is like the hottest man alive? Yeah.

And who's the mom? Catherine Harding. Sleigh mama. Like, I don't know who she is pulling all this dick. Like, I love her. It was a crazy saga. The kid is so cute. Do you see like the picture with Louis Capaldi?

That's my king right there. Like making it right with Lewis Capaldi. Making it right. Such a weird saga. Obsessed. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, great. Now we can move on to today's stories. Well, Jesse Draper? Is that a story?

We're going to talk Slomoo a little bit later in the show. It's getting pushed back like every day. You know, because it can be the lead story every day of Slomoo. Okay. But like even though you're Chase Matthews is my Jordan Draper. No, agreed. And Taylor Frankie, like this is the biggest story of the year. I'm sorry. Nothing can happen. That's bigger. I actually feel bad for people who don't watch a show. Yeah. And we will, of course, discuss. But first, the other stories of things that are happening. today. Miley Cyrus premieres had a Montana 20th anniversary special red carpet so the special is now out out I haven't watched it yet I'm looking forward I'm watching it tonight but last night was the

premiere the stars were out the carpet was purple Miley was there in a custom poka-rabon chain mail gown with her mans and her cast members and her family except Emily Osmond except Emily Osmond and Mitchell Musso Emily Osmond like put out a statement saying like she loves Hannah she learned so much or whatever. Yeah, but like, no. Like, girl, get up. I don't think she's sick. Me neither.

Yeah. There has been, like, rumored beef. I think that she, like, you know, it's not her favorite thing anymore. She probably doesn't get along with Miley or talk to Miley anymore. And, like, she's just, like, on the outs. And I feel like she didn't realize that this is, like, bigger than her and her perfect leaves.

Yeah, right. Like, we don't care. And I think... Get to the carpet, Lola Laugh Nagle. I think Mitchell Muso wasn't invited because he, like, did Chris Leph that one time, right? Well, maybe more than one time. Not like family friendly. But he's like,

not, yeah, he's not, I don't know how well he's doing. Is he in prison? He, that's like assorted. Mm-hmm. But everyone else was there, Rico. Rico, Jackson, of course. Jason Earls. Like, Jason Earls is the heart and soul of the show.

And I feel like maturing is realizing like it should have been Jackson, Montana, you know? 100%. Jackson, Wyoming. Jackson, Wyoming. Like, where's the Jackson spin-off right now, where Jackson's like a dad. And I think Jason Earl's, like, loves the, never stopped loving the franchise. never stopped loving Disney. They're just a spin-off.

By the way, it's never too late. Like, Zendaya went back to Disney Channel. Like, bring Jason Earls back. Like, I would watch that shit. Mm-hmm. I really would. Yeah, where he has a daughter who's like, who like, being, having a pop star.

Yeah, and like, yeah, yeah. And Miley, I feel like he's in a place now where she would, like, do a cameo. 100%. Why wasn't Dolly there? Don't you feel like actually in terms of, like, talent from just like in general, like this carpet was kind of lacking? So I've only seen bits and Bob's as I wake up this morning. A bunch of influencers were there.

Yeah, but like, Let's just go to- Michaela Ngaro put on a wig. Okay, so Michaela Ngarro posted this TikTok being like, she hired a stylist because she's so excited. She flew out with her best friends. Like, this is the biggest thing

that's ever happened to her. She's like so excited. I was actually like loving like her energy for it. And she hired a stylist and she did a whole video about how like the meeting with a stylist was catastrophic. Like seriously? And she's like making this video voiceovering.

And the stylist is like in the video and she's like he did such a bad job. Every outfit didn't fit. Every outfit was worse than the next. I feel like he did not understand like what I was going for. she had sent him a mood board of like literally pictures of like Hannah wearing like a belt over her dress you know and like that's the pop star 90s vibe that she wanted

and he came with like literally the most like ugliest tackiest looking like I can't believe she hired a stylist and that's what she ended up wearing. I think I did see what. The comments were like shook being like girl literally runs Zara like there's nothing that you like you don't have to wear something from this rack and I don't know why she insisted

so one of the dresses that he pulled for it was like a green corset and a green long pencil skirt like lime green that was like cute if you were going out in Miami not on theme or whatever, but she'll fit her. She'd be saying like nothing fit. So of the rack of like 50 things, she literally had three items to choose from. Again, literally go to Old Navy. Like go anywhere.

And so she ended up choosing that green corset dress thing, but she took the bottom of the dress off and just wore blue jeans. She looked so, and then she put on this like blue wig. She wants to put on her old blue jeans. Oh, she wasn't giving a nod to her old pal blue jeans. She then also wore like a blonde wig with, um... I saw. And like, people are like clowning on her.

And the thing is, like, one thing about me, you will never find me hating on Michaela Ngarra. Like she rides so hard for herself. And like she liked the way that she looked enough to leave the house. And it's like, what's worse than like not being sure of like how you look? And then everyone in the internet being like, I hate this. I hate this. Like leave my like seriously leave fucking Michaela Nigra alone. I think she's cute. I love the wig. It's like, uh, first of all, for people our age, this is like. And I'm just to say like her look surfaced for me. I don't know who else was there, but it didn't surface. It didn't surface. It didn't surface. Chicks in the office were there, I saw. Do you like what Hannah wore? She wore.

a Miley or Hannah Montana. Oh, I didn't. Concert T-shirt under like the chain mail. Oh, okay. I missed that. Now I'm looking. And yeah, she's just being Miley. Like, I can't ever tell this girl what to wear. Yeah.

And I think she looks great. It is crazy how ageless she is. With the wig on. With the wig. And she did like, Miley Cyrus and you're watching Disney Channel. She did like a fresh version of it. And she literally sounds and looks exactly the same. That video could have been taken 20 years ago.

Yeah. Something about that wig. It's like the sisterhood of the traveling wig. Yeah. Oh, that's her real hair, I'm hearing. Oh, that's her real hair. From last night. I could see it.

Yeah. And like that should be a look that she should rock for a little while. And maybe she should also like sing the climb. And maybe she should go on tours, Han, Montana. Yeah. So I'm going to watch a special tonight. I'm very excited. I like that this is being given, like, this is being made into as big of a deal as I feel it is.

And I can't wait to see it. Miley also reunited with her original Hannah Montana co-stars. Cody Linley, Linley, Jason Earls. Alona Marr. Laney Wilson. Somebody fucked up at People Magazine. com. Alonamara.

I just think Royces arias. I just think that like they were in attendance, not. Those two names are sandwiched between legitimate co-stars.

It's obviously, like, it's obviously an error. You think? So where was Ladyne Wilson on Hannah Montana? And I miss that. That's possible.

Alona Mar? Alonamar was not on Heather. It's giving, um, error. Okay. I didn't need to call you guys out. I'm just genuinely confused.

They don't expect people. Nobody reads the articles. To go all the way to the bottom. Right. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Okay, we'll do Slamo. I won't torture you anymore.

Couple things, couple things. Jordan filed for divorce from Jessie. We talked about that. We talked about that. She is going on call her daddy. That should come out tomorrow. And word on the street is that there's a spinoff in the works with Jen Affleck in L.A. Jen Affleck in L.A. in a new cast.

But then also that Jordan filed a restraining order against Jesse yesterday. Yes. Which could mean a lot of things. Right. I think, I mean, I saw it obviously as like, oh, some legal, like, between Dakota and Taylor, like, being, getting involved with, like, legal drama is making them more famous. I think, I think Jordan's like, let me copy and paste restraining order. That's really what I think. I feel like it's more of, like, a gag order, like, he doesn't want her to do this podcast.

Well, I did then read some rumors that, like, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, like when, you know, some things coming out in their divorce is like he was, you know, stealing money from her and buying strippers, you know, like, really bad, allegedly. Oh, also in the promo for the Call Her Daddy episode, it was like a truth box and it said, like, I'm getting a divorce. I'm not the only one who cheated. Well, I feel like if there's any world in which her pre-up doesn't hold up and she has all of this on him, I would like literally say, fine. I won't tell anyone like all this freaky shit. You did just like let me keep my business and my money. I don't know. He's so crazy.

I feel like we're thinking that the pre-up is holding up. I don't know why. It wouldn't be wise of her to make such a public enemy if she needs to. him to agree to. But if she, if the pre-nup is holding up, like, also I feel like for him too, as much as it's like, he just wants to be talked about. He's so, like, I think he would rather have her go on call her daddy and say the nasty shit about him than not, then side. She doesn't realize, like if she, yeah, right. Like, I think he will be happy about that. Good. Because it's happening. And I mean, I don't know what's going on between them at current, at present, but sometimes it seems

like they're working in lockstep like you know she still has like videos like promos with him for like her hair stuff like i don't know there's just i feel like they change every day like their relationship yeah and like and how like on the same page they are even if they're getting divorced you know maybe they're just like we're getting divorced let's let's let's make it up yeah well i hope that they get their like financials and custody squared away before they start like slinging mud but it's all happening really quickly and i feel like things are squared away if she's going to going on car dining and she's going to spill the beans. Right, right, right.

I mean, although what more could she say? Like, I feel like she literally hates him. No, I feel like she's been protecting him for years. Well, if there's real stuff there, like the hookers thing, which I heard twice. No, but like, also, she's alluded, like, everything that she shares, she talks about how mean he is. But, like, she's just, like, been sort of vague, like, just says that. But, like, I think.

The first four years, the first four years. The details. And also what's happened in the last six months. I feel like the last six months have been insane over there in Salt Lake, like, between Dakota and Taylor seems like there's more with them and that's what I was talking about with Ben. It's like I don't think The Bachelor was canceled because this video leaked.

I think more is coming out. And Miranda has said that. Well, Jayle bring people. Jay's DM someone who was like, why aren't you supporting Taylor? Like no one would have- Jace? You heard me.

Someone DM Jace saying, why aren't you supporting Taylor? You all, like they all have platforms because of her. Like you should have her back. And he like wrote back being like, there's more that we just found out. That's the horrible indefensible. Then someone commented on yesterday saying that DM from Jace's AI.

I'm sure it is. I'm sure it's not. I actually, who would go out of the way? The Salamo fans. The Salamo fans would. Jason's number one hater. To make up a fake DM from Jace.

From Jace. Okay, well, I feel like if that's true, what's even crazier is that Taylor, Frankie Paul is like very much active on TikTok right now, like not posting, leaving comments on people's TikToks, people. who are like making, you know, giving their takes on the situation, reporting gossip channels. Yeah,

she's like very active in like defending herself. Her sort of party line is like, you know, this has happened years ago. Everybody knew about it and we've all really healed from it. So like, why is it coming up now? But then other castmates saying

like there's more things that they're finding out doesn't really. Yeah. And then Miranda said there's more. Yeah. It seems like there's more. And so I think the ABC canceled her show because of what's coming.

Well, then the rumors of the spinoff being based around. on Jen Affleck, not being based, saying that they're casting a whole new show out of the nine castmates, only one of them is from the original franchise, Jen Affleck. But what's weird is that Michaela's been posting that she's moving to California because it's like helping her healing. And then Macy was like, just let me know when we're actually moving. Like, I'll pack my shit. So it's like, are they gunning for, are they jumping ship? Like, does the Utah show exist anymore? Yes. It's on pause. We've not heard anything beyond a pause.

And like, as long as they don't continue to platform these two crazy people, none of the other girls did anything wrong. Like they shouldn't have their show canceled. And there's still a lot there. They won't film. They, they were the ones who called for a production. I'm saying, without Taylor and Dakota. They would film. Yeah. I don't know. They asked for, they had a meeting in early March, like, flagging all this stuff. And pretty much like the Hulu executives were like, we don't want to know. Like, seriously. Oh my. Yeah. And that's when they. Seriously, shut up. Yeah. That's what they said, like, uh, got it. Yeah, they just wanted to bury their head in the sand. They didn't want to know. Well, I would respect if they, like, burned the show to the ground and then never filmed again.

Like, I feel like the show's been so bad for them. Their personal lives, their marriages, their families, like, literally everything. So what? They should move to Hollywood and do another show? No, no, so I'm saying, like, burn it down and, like, just go be successful influencers. You can all pay your bills like that, like, and then some. I don't think they should move. I think they should stay.

So did Jen Affleck move to L.A.? That's really lame of her because, like... It wasn't a good... It wasn't a good season for her. No, and it wasn't, like, it didn't seem like they were thriving in L.A. It was bad for her family. And also, like, if she's been in LA this whole time, like, has nothing come of it?

Like, where, where's the shows? Where's the bookings? Where's the cameos? Yeah. Like, Whitney moved to New York and it's boom-bop. I see her every day she's doing, like, posts. In her Hollywood Reporter article, she was featured in Vanity Fair. She's doing all these collab posts with these, like, things are happening.

Yeah. Her opportunities. Yeah. I don't think this is like an amazing idea. Though, like, spin-offs would be great if they can find, like, other groups of women. Like, yes, except, like, there is something in. inherently interesting about Utah. It's not a surprise by all of this is happening in Utah.

Like, it's a sort of, and that's what that really turned New York magazine cover with Rachel Parshall was like trying to allude to. There's something just deeply fascinating about Mormon culture. And yes, there is Mormon culture in L.A. I'm sure they're going to find Mormon wives in L.A. But it's not Utah. This spinoff is set to be in Orange County. And I think that Orange County is also very.

Oh, is it? Yeah, there's plenty of things. Oh, I thought you were saying, is it very Mormon? No, no, no. But they don't necessarily have to be Mormon. Say they weren't. But it's a secret lives a Mormon one? But if it's a spinoff, it could be the secret lives of...

I think it's a spinoff, like, Real Housewives of Utah. Real Housewives, like, secret lives of Buddhist wives. Oh, oh, they're changing the religion, not the location. Maybe they, who knows? Interesting, interesting. I mean, I would love Secret Lives of Buddhist Wives. Right? Please don't do a Jewish franchise.

Like, we don't need that right. Please, no. Please, please. Please. Please. Orange County is the source of a lot of inspiration. Yes, yes. The original, Real Housewives, the O.C., the Boone Beach.

Yes. Sorry, I thought we were like, I thought it was staying Mormon. Well, then it's just another reality show. Sorry, like. Another reality show that focuses on young mothers who are influencers. We like that. Yes. And for some reason, Bravo has like skipped that generation. Like, Real Housewives is just older women, which is very, and has worked for them for a really long time. But it's like not really working so much anymore. And their attempt to like capture that sort of like Aaron Leachie, like child rearing years. It's like, it doesn't work. And that's not a, like, I love Ericichi.

Yeah. They like don't know how to highlight. Oh, the valley. Yeah. Yeah. Shaz. Persian style. Persian version.

And the city, perhaps. Though I think it's more about divorce. So maybe they are sort of like, like, like, leaning into that age. I think they're trying to capture what Slamu did. Yeah. Okay. No, you're right. You're right.

There's potential. All I say, has nothing to do with Jen Affleck, though. Oh, nothing. She's just a cog. And I want to see Jen and Zach back in Utah. I need to see them like, you know, back. I need everybody besides Taylor and Cota, Dakota. Like, I need cameras up now.

Like, we, yeah. Like, how are we not feeling? I want to know how Jace feels about this. I know you do. Are you ready for our fourth story? No, I'm not. No. Is it our major news?

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said the deal will be worth a maximum value of $57 million over three years if the full value of Kelsey's deal is realized. He would become the highest paid NFL Titan in terms of average annual value. However, his deal is backloaded, so it isn't clear how much of any of the future year money he will receive. All that is currently known is that he will make $12 million in guarantees and has $3 million in potential incentives for the 2026 season. Well, I'm feeling, you know, two ways. Obviously, I think this is very good and hopeful, like, for the future of his relationship. It's not good to just, like, be unemployed when your wife is, like, killing it. It's going to create resentment.

And at the outset of your marriage, like, be unemployed and useless in a couple years. but you're still in courting mode. So while I'm hopeful for the relationship, I'm not really hopeful that he's going to like Slay the House Down Boots. He didn't. And I don't know why he would then like a year later when he's a year older. But like Sly, you know, never give up on your dreams. Yeah.

No, I think it's good. And he's still a great tight end, even if he's not as great as he once was. Yeah. And that's just exciting also for us. That means like every Sunday, more outfits, who should bring to the box. Like that's fun. I also imagine it's good for the chiefs to have him on the team. He's a revenue generator.

audience, sales, jerseys, like Taylor, and he's probably getting paid a lot for that, in addition to his skill. Yeah. Yeah. And I think, you know what? He seems like the sort of person who's buying that. Yeah. Other people would be like, I want you to see me for me.

It's like, that's not your dream, dad, it's mine. Like, what about my talent? Yeah. And I will say that actually, I think, is what will make him like a good partner. It's like she's obviously like a wonderful person. But I mentioned it's difficult, you know, to be married to like a woman who's like, no matter who you are. Like, she's never going to, you're never going to out her.

her earn her. You're never going to out hustle her. Like that just is who she is and not everyone could do it. I think it's actually probably been like a source of like issues in her past relationship. So like the fact that he can like be fine with that is huge. He's never going to like look at the 57 million and be like what's this for? Right. And like the fact that he definitely knows that like you know his this is actually really high paying making him the highest paid. He's not the best tight end. Why would you be the highest paid? Like because it's a lot of things. It's image. It's PR. It's sales. It's jerseys. It's viewers. It's a lot. But it's also not that amount of money unless he like hits in same benchmarks and is the best

height of otherwise. And then you do deserve. Otherwise it's just a measly 12 minute mill a year. Which is crazy actually because I do think at least maybe not now, but at the height of like the whole Travis, Cravis, not Cravis, that's Courtney. Tavis. I don't like that nickname by the way. Lervis. Yeah, I don't like Tavis. I like Lervis. It's also too similar to Kravis. And Kravis, they did do it first. It was crazy because even like his last contract, which was very well-paying, was like pennies on top of the commercials that we were watching in between Subway, State Farm, Pfizer. Like insane, like 60 million. I heard he got 60 mil or 40 mil for Pfizer. Like, and that's what he was making in like two years.

So he does like need to continue being a football player. So like I understand. But it's actually crazy how football is like his smallest form of income. I think also even though if he doesn't play well, this will wind up being like a smaller contract, not the biggest for a tight end. Like he gets to lead with this of like biggest contract in tight-in history. You know, because I think even though he's easygoing, he still has an ego. Yeah, yeah. We all watch Catching Kelsey.

Come on. You know, he still wants to be the big dog. Yeah. So I think that this headline is really good for him. Yeah. Even if he doesn't wind up actually earning that. No one's going to follow up. He sounds like, you know, the goat.

Yeah. The goaded. Goaded. Goaded. Bestie. Do you see that the MLB is now on Netflix? That's exciting. I feel like that's huge.

Like, no one's talking. about that. Yeah, you didn't see it. Like no one, I actually saw it in a TikTok ad. This guy who like paints. It's actually good to know. This guy like painted a picture of Aaron Judge and it was like in partnership with Netflix.

That's how I found it. And I just thought that was crazy. Like, I don't think it's crazy, but I think it's great. Yeah. Out with the old. Like I don't know if that means it's exclusively on Netflix. Like it's not going to be on cable ever again. Like that means the world series.

Definitely not because no, no, sorry. It's definitely not exclusive to Netflix because even like football. sometimes on YouTube TV. Amazon gets a game. Yeah. It's not exclusive. There's a million games. Got it. So you can now also just like, okay, fine. So it's like less of a big deal.

But no, that's cool. Yeah. One less reason to have cable. Yeah. One small step for streaming kind. Oh, I caught up in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills while I was sick. Like what else is there to do? I was two episodes behind.

The Mother God thing. Like I literally was so excited to hear Erica talk about it. It was kind of a, first of all, I am like 100% clear on why Natalie got demoted because she had like one scene with a fight and she was like kind of the biggest loser I've ever seen in my life. She like really buckled under the pressure. And she was like, what are you're talking? And she like straight up lied like, like she did. And it was like a frustrating episode to be like team Bose Doreet because like Bose did make that joke. And like it was mean and like nobody remembered it. And they can't understand the joke. They're calling her a

liar. Who's Pinocchio? But no, but they said first it was like she's the one who would wear a mask. No, that's how Amanda interpreted because nobody will tell Amanda. She wears a mask. They don't remember it. COVID. I was so confused. They don't remember what the joke was. So they're, like all sort of paraphrasing and changing it, whereas they just called her a liar. Yeah, but I feel like they don't remember what they're not like lie. Bows and Doreet aren't like not telling the truth. They just don't remember. It's just like you can't.

An offhand remark. Like remember every single thing that you said. Like it was they make fun of her like they breathe. I don't remember what I said. And the thing is it's now sort of looking like they are being mean because it's only looking like that because it's week after week after week. In reality it was a span of like four days or whatever. But for us it's like, wait, you're still hating this girl.

And like Amanda, like, really hasn't done anything. It's just like every time she speaks, everyone hates what she says. And, like, I agree. But it is starting to feel like I actually do feel bad for her. And I'm sure they're all, like, feeling and reading something that we can't see on TV. She must be just, like, fucking awful. I feel like we can see it. But it's like, we need more.

It's intangible. But also, it's the way that the show is playing out week after week after week when these are just a consecutive few days. Because I'm like, wait, we're still on Amanda? And that fucking Kyle, like, she is so nasty in her confessionals. And now it's starting to, like, happen in. real life too, but up until this point, she's really just been, like, so mean in her confessionals for no reason. I'm not pretending she's a friend to Doree.

Right. And I just want to say, Dweem team, Deripos and Rachel's out. Like, I love them so much when they, like, all got together after dinner. And like, Jareet's late. The late thing, really, Doret does need to work on, because she's indefensible in that. Especially when she's not with her kids. Like, she's on a trip. Get yourself together. If you're trying to get out of the house with your kids and your custody and your everything,

fine. But on vacation, get your ass down here. Yeah. And actually is one of my peaves as like a chronically early person so I actually can't offend her with that. It's obviously being made into a bigger deal because like it's something just Kyle like has to go on and she just like is obsessed with Doreet. But this trip is really fabulous. Like I love watching them shop. Like I need to know like who spend what. And like who spent like I need to know what they spent adult. They like didn't give us the total. Oh yeah. Those women are crazy though. Jennifer Tilly. I just love her. I just love her. And Kathy was cracking me up. Oh,

not Kathy getting involved. Oh yeah. When Dick Erica was like Kathy Hilton and telling you to know your place and read the room. Like, I kill myself. It's so true. Kathy's, like, never gotten involved. Yeah. It's actually crazy that she's getting involved against the side of her sister. It's not crazy.

Don't forget Lisa Rina. Don't forget. Like, admit that she slurred. It's so true. It's actually, like, Kyle doesn't get enough hate for that. Like, that was insane what she did to her own fucking sister. Yeah. To, like, try and, like...

Get your sister canceled. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of crazy. Really crazy. Our fifth and final story is just some interesting news. The creator of love story is hinting out a second season.

featuring a beloved American couple, Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Byrne. Oh, you were right. Well, just hinting. He just, like, threw it out there. So I would love for them to do a series on a couple where there's, like, a lot known about them because I do think it's a tough couple for them to have chosen, just in terms of getting it right, because quite literally nobody knows. There's been, like, two books written about Carolyn Beset.

She was, like, notoriously private. We don't even know her personality, right? And so they're just kind of, like, making it all up. And I will say that has really chipped away at the show for me. I caught up a few nights ago with Ben. Like we were, it's dreadful. First of all, there was like a whole episode of just one argument. Like it was insufferable.

So it's just and also, and then I'm like watching the show that's sort of like dragging on. And I'm like, wait, it's like not even real. No, it's not even real. You're actually getting like bad false information. It's like, yeah, I would love to learn about JFK and Carolyn Kennedy. But I don't think I want to learn like a fake name. Yeah. So I think I'm wasting my time.

I think I'd rather know nothing. Yeah. So I don't even know if I finished it. I don't remember if it was over. Like it's bad. It's just, but the whole concept of like reviving an iconic couple I really do like the casting. And I think it would be far easier for them to get it right with a couple who was very public, like Elizabeth Taylor. And I do feel like kids these days like need to know about Elizabeth Taylor.

And I also feel like Elizabeth Taylor probably has written my memoirs. Yeah, and she was not like a private person. And she's children. She has an estate that like runs her TikTok. Like they're always like making videos about her. Like there's a lot of publicly available information. And I think there actually probably would be a lot of people who are still alive, will to speak to their marriage. Good and bad.

Yeah. I think Kim would try and play her. No, please. That would actually be bad. That would be really bad. No, that would, I didn't even think about that. Like, no. No, no. But you know, like Ryan Murphy, of course. And he would love it. Like, I could see him saying yes if Kim was down. Please no. I like hate that you put that out there. Like, you need to cut that out because in case. Don't give anyone any ideas. Correct. No, I feel like she's doing all of this acting work to one day. Or the dream role. The dream role for her. her as Elizabeth Taylor.

She's just like the aria like Glinda. Yeah. Elizabeth Taylor. Oh, God. Yeah. So maybe they shouldn't do. Elizabeth Taylor.

Do your thing is forever. Where was I? Wait. And Taylor could sing on the show. Well, then Kim wouldn't. No, but Kim would. Taylor wouldn't. Right, right, right.

Kim's like, yeah, we're great. Yeah. All good. Over it. She's like, I've forgiven her. That's my favorite. She's helping the cocktail. She goes like this.

Over it. I've forgiven her for ruining her life. That's like kind of Kim's like that's like a huge flop for Kim like that interview. What do you mean? We're like, it's so like read the room. That was not the question. No, what was the question? Um, like where are you at with Taylor? Like still beefing or whatever? And she was like over it. Yeah, we're good. Kim is over it. There's nothing for her to be over. That's why she answered her truth. Right. I guess it's like easy. I actually think it's hysterical. She's like I've forgiven her. There's nothing for her to forgive. Over it.

The only thing that had to be forget, I was actually just thinking about this stupid Kanye thing. Right. Like the, made the bitch famous. Yeah. And they're, like, both arguing different things,

and they're both right in what they said. What is Kanye arguing? I know what Taylor argues. Like, she never consented to be... Called bitch. And then the music video, that's sorry,

not the music video, the art installation. Oh, yeah. That was disgusting. I can't... I can't have my head. Yeah. That was, like, after.

But first, he put out the song. Then she put out a speech saying, if anybody tries to take credit for your fame, like, no no no and then he's like wait you said that i could that i could and kim played the clip where she's like oh i love it she was like i love it yeah of the taking credit for i made her famous the bitch wasn't in there though but it was the sentiment i made her famous right and then taylor

goes i never said you could call me bitch it was like but oh that's what you were mad about but you said in the speech it was about the famous right so they're both like arguing their truths which are true yes you know yeah yeah she didn't ever say she could say bitch but that's also not what you said you were mad about in the speech you didn't say if anybody ever calls you a bitch right you said if i get mad get mad bitch where did she make that speech it's like ingrained in my mind well was that the grammies when she won for 1989 when she wore the pink yeah um there will be people who try to take credit for your success uh-huh um but i think that was i thought that was a knock on i made that bitch famous yeah but at what point in the saga was that

that was that was that's what set it off okay well i feel like that's what you're like they didn't like need to respond to that because it wasn't like so clearly about Kanye. Oh, I feel like it was. I'd love to like relive it like the time. Yeah. How many weeks apart did the song come out to say that? Right. Oh. At least why we have. And then like the whole naked body. Well yeah. I don't know. They lost me. Yeah. I'm just dealing with the lyrics. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just the lyricist. The surface lyrics. Yeah. Um, so anyways, Kim's over it, so it's good. Yeah.

Yeah, thank God. Those are the fast-fized stories. Well, a fast like 10 because we also had to get turdies take. Yeah, so for the second week in a row, Dear Chosters, we'll be tomorrow just because like we had a lot to do it in and didn't want to be bogged down with like rushing through. Like my Justin Timberlake takes. 100%. Justin Timber take.

I'm like, I'm happy for Justin Timberlake that he has like a very small W. No, and he's got Turty on his side. And when Turdy's on your side, like just so you know, like you will always lose. I feel like the last few days he's made himself sick knowing this video's going to come out, like the end of his career. And like, it's literally the least big deal. The least big deal. I think videos of him dancing on stage are like more embarrassing. Honestly.

Like I've seen more embarrassing videos of Justin Timber like on stage than I did his DUI. I thought he was like decently respectful. Yeah. He followed the law even like wasted. And he was like shaking hands and even when it like really dawned on him the full consequences of his actions right before they literally locked him up for the night. He said, you guys are wild, bro. Like, you guys are wild. Yeah.

So I really can't be mad. Okay. So happy for Camp Timberlake. Yeah. It's very small win. Mm-hmm. Long road ahead of them. Yes.

Yes. Good luck to you. Yeah. Long road ahead of them. Don't drink and drive. Right. Very simple, actually. Down the long road head.

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