The Toast - Tushy Girls: Wednesday, June 26th, 2024

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

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Good morning Millennials and welcome back to the Toast. Happy Wednesday, happy swirly summer commencement day, and happy Beacon Eve to all. It's a very big day. The end of non-swirly summer. Even though as stated yesterday we couldn't possibly be living non-swirly if we tried. But the official start to swirly summer is here so wherever you are, whoever you are, make haste in celebrating. It's a celebration. It's a celebration. If you're watching on YouTube, you probably see Jax is in New York.

We are swirling in the studio. This is kicking off our New York City week of shows. We have a big week. Jackie and I will be doing shows Wednesday, Thursday, Friday in studio here at our Toast HQ. For regular toast. Regular toast. Because we're doing shows and will be doing shows Wednesday Thursday Friday in studio here at our Toast HQ regular toast regular shows and we're doing shows and then tomorrow night and Friday night we are kicking off our swirly summer tour our very first live show ever asterisk um we have dresses we do we have a show we have spray tans we have spray tans we actually we are ready you guys are not

like if you're coming and by the way I feel like everybody literally in New York is talking about these shows. I'm walking Romeo yesterday. Like I met a million toasters. Like I'm bending down to pick up. He took the biggest dump. Six laws. Go Ro. I'm literally, I have duty in my hand.

I'm bending down. And some girl was like, see you Thursday. Everyone, the city's kind of a buzz with Girly Swirly's Night Out. It makes sense. And also we have so much fun stuff prepared for the show. But I was thinking this morning how like we've been training for this moment for six years. Like, yes, we do need to get ready. However, I believe that we are ready. We've been ready. We've been ready every single day, honing our skills, ready to take it to the big stage. No, and I'm just feeling like, you know,

it's very rare that we do something that's not recorded, you know? So of course when you're sitting down knowing that this piece of content will exist on the internet forever, you're a little bit more measured. Oh, you're excited for the unknown, the crazy variables. Claudia like wants to do crazy stuff. There's an unknown factor. And it's just this sort of unpredictability of girly swirlies. I feel like I'm going

to say or do something crazy and I'm like I feel like you want to therefore you will yeah if you wanted to you would and I might and you should because it's just gonna kind of be this sort of like no holds bar energy fair that's definitely one of our like core tenants and policies of the live show is laissez-faire energy around. And joie de vivre. Of course. With also like an anti-French bent. So it's conflicting. You can hold space for two things. Thank you for reminding me.

The French language. About my Francophobia. And our hatred for the French. Hate. Unless you're like a French toaster who, you know, supports Israel. I'll make an exception. Asterisk. But for the most part, yes, I'm sweeping with a, what is it?

Painting with a broad brush. Yeah. Wide strokes? Both. Wide strokes with a broad brush. Yeah. Wide strokes? Both. Wide strokes with a broad brush. Wide strokes for different folks. But not French folks. I'm so glad you're in New York.

The city has like a totally different energy knowing that you're here, you're tan. It's, it's the summer of the swirl. And I just feel like the summer is going to go by so fast. It's like the year of the dragon. Exactly. The summer of the swirl. And I just feel like it's going to be like August 4th. I'm going to be back here like doing by myself shows in the hot sun by myself. And like the summer will have just flown by in a blink. Why are you already talking about the end? Seriously,

it begun two minutes ago. Because like I just I know I can I can feel it like I'm going to be back here by myself. Like I just know. You never know. Plus you're moving studios. Like you don't even know what your future self looks like. Well, I am in a technical sense moving studios. You're not in a practical sense. It's important to know that I've made no progress. I have no plans. No steps have been taken. So yes, I'm quote moving studios in a metaphysical sense. Understood. Yeah. We've got a great show. It's Wednesday, so we've got Dear Toasters. We've got stories that are...

Solid. Solid, but I mean, I guess we all have a different... I'm realizing how The Fast Five is so subjective. Like, people will be like, how'd you not talk about this story? I'm like,

I don't give a rip. I don't give a rip. And then someone will be like, I wish you guys had spoken about that. And I'm just like, oh, I almost picked that, but I thought I was the only one who, you know what I mean?

So you really just have to put your blinders on. But you know what's so great about that? Is that there are a couple of stories we haven't touched on in the last couple of days that I'm actually saving for the live show. I've like written down a couple. You have your sixth. I've got a couple of things

that I want to discuss exclusively at the live show. I actually have one, but I feel like it might be too weird. I'll tell you offline. Okay. Because I don't think you're going to want to discuss it. But you know, there has been, you know, something Jackie and I, sort of an obstacle to us ever doing live shows. It's like, we really can't do a live show. What are we going to do? Like the Fast Five? We did it that morning. We can't do live shows of the Fast Five if we're doing Toast that day, but we never want

the Toast to not have a show because we're doing a live show we have to be able to do two shows in one day so we have created a show that's pop culture you know centric but it doesn't conflict with the toast right but there are going to be a couple of topics I want to discuss on the live show that um could have been fodder for the toast but we missed it and I'm actually glad because I have some thoughts yeah so I guess we could give a teaser of one segment that we're doing because we're literally talking about the segment and people will know it. Yeah. So we're gonna do the six story award when it's like a story that didn't make the fast five that week. And if you don't know what the six story award is it's a concept that was heavily inspired by Lamar Odom when he won the six man award. It's an award they give out in the NBA to somebody who like doesn't start. They're not like

a fast five but they were almost that, so they're the six man award. It's basically honorable mention for a runner up. And so when we do that on Patreon, it's the six story award. It's a story that should have made the fast five, but it didn't, but it deserves our time. But also sometimes it's something that you're really interested in,

like a rabbit hole that you've gone down that you bring to the surface, and same for me. And I also feel like a lot of times it becomes kind of, or one successful six story award are influencer stories that we don't wind up talking about on the toast because I just like feel weird sometimes and there is a story that's what I'm thinking of so I'll tell you after because I don't know if it's like too close to home okay I have no idea what you're talking about I think you're gonna knock it down okay we'll talk about it on Thursday we'll talk oh and if you. We'll talk about it.

Oh, and if you want to know, come to the live show. It's going to be so fabulous. It's just going to be a fabulous week. I hope everybody's having sort of a week as fabulous as ours. How annoying is it to tune into a podcast where two people are so excited and positive and you're having a Ms. Week? So if you are having a Ms. Week, I hear you. I'm sure a Ms. Week is in my future.

But not this week. Yeah, but it is the last week of June. Summer officially started two days ago. Yeah. We didn't really acknowledge that. We didn't acknowledge that. The shift in the season. But that's because it wasn't swirly summer.

Right. And the solstice didn't line up with my flight. Right, right. I hate when the solstice doesn't line up with the swirly affairs. No, but sometimes it does, you know? Yeah. And I feel like it's great to have two starts to summer. It's true.

There are multiple starts. There's also Memorial Day. Memorial Day, for me, like once the Olympics start, like that's the start of summer. By then you've missed summer. Yeah. Like that's literally in the middle. When does it start?

It's kind of late. Because I remember one year we were watching the Olympics and Olivia was coming home from camp. And I was like really excited to really excited. I know the story. What's what's that? What's the story? No, no.

Going back three minutes on the podcast. I know what you're going to tell me offline. Okay. This is a clue. Ready? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

No, we'll, we'll talk about it offline. Yeah. That's the clue. Yeah. It's a lot, right?

We got to talk about it at the live show. We got to talk about it offline. We have to talk about talking. Yeah. It's allowed, right? We got to talk about it. At the live show? We got to talk about it offline. We have to talk about talking about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, all's that to say, yeah, the Olympics were at the end of camp. Oh, that's kind of annoying.

We won't be together at the end of camp. I don't know. That was at least that year. The year was 2004? 2008? 2006? I've been one of those watching Ariel Charnas's Instagram story is like I always do but with a particular keen eye because she's documenting the process of her older daughter going to sleepaway camp for the first time and she's like having a breakdown every night um but she's like sharing photos of her daughter at camp and like the way it's like killing me like I'm so jealous of this child she's about to have the photos of her daughter at camp. And like the way it's like killing me.

Like I'm so jealous of this child. She's about to have the summer of her life. And the photos at camp. So many things in life have changed. But camps really have remained the same. Which is why they're so great. Because it's like this tech free. You know you make your bed every morning.

It literally watching her stories. Without technology. Every time she shares. I'm so jealous of this child. Like what I would do to go back to camp for like a full summer. No I'm so jealous of this child. Like, what I would do to go back to camp for like a full summer. No, I know.

They now do like, I mean, of course, Camp Toast, but that was only a weekend, but they do like camps for adults now. No, I know, and it's like the whole

experience is centered around like alcohol. Like, no, I want to go back to like OG camp. And I don't want to be an adult. I want to be seven. Yeah. So it'll never be the same.

No, it won't. I do hope, though, that she had a copy of the camper in the counselor I don't know if she did but I really think that would have helped the transition for both mother and daughter thousand percent thousand percent I hope she did I feel like her daughter's gonna be like a little old to be reading the book like with pictures and stuff no but it's like for it's an eight-year-old for summer I guess I guess we'll send her a copy it's a little late for the next daughter we'll send it to Ariel And Ariel can send it to her kid

Yeah So yeah Just so many exciting things To talk about When talking about summer One very not exciting thing To talk about That I actually like

Really haven't brought up Because it's sort of The worst thing To ever happen to me Is my birthday Dun dun dun What do you want to do? I had dinner with two

Of my friends from high school the other night who both have birthdays before me. So they both turned. They're older friends? Yeah, they're just much older than me. My friends from college that are my age, my peers, are so much older than me. They're all born in Q1 of our year, and I'm born in Q4.

So there's only three months where we're even the same age. I'm just kind of the baby of the group. Yeah, no, me too. I'm five years younger than everyone I went to high school with um and they have you know made the transition to the big radio and you know they were telling me all about it at dinner the other night and it didn't sound compelling they and everybody says this they're like once you like once it happens it's like literally not a big deal and like you just like love it I'm like okay please the only person who really makes it look and like the way she describes it like isn't so Once it happens, it's literally not a big deal. And you just love it. I'm like, okay, please.

The only person who really makes it look, and the way she describes it isn't so bad, is Tinks. She has a whole thing on her 30s. I think it's much ado about nothing. Yeah. It's just another day. The day is not a big deal. And then also, here, let me.

Would you rather be the oldest of the 20s? Like you're kind of the old sister? Wait. Now you're the baby of the group, the youngest 30 you could possibly be. That's an amazing spin. Thank you. I love that. I love that too, even just thinking about it.

Yeah, I don't want to be the oldest of this group. I want to be the youngest of that group. Jackie, you've kind of shifted my perspective. The shift? The shift by Tinks. I love that. Yeah, you'll be okay la you're ready yeah and I will be celebrating my birthday like with everyone I love which is great yada yada um we do have to make a plan though we don't like we gotta do a little something yeah yeah this is classic turk I know then all of a sudden like we're getting a sprinter van and we're going to Atlantic City. I can't handle it.

I need to prepare. No, for sure. For sure. I can own the fact that every single year I say I'm not going to do anything. This one is different because. And then everybody makes plans for your birthday weekend. And then you're like, darn, these people couldn't come. And it's like you literally told them not to be here.

However, this year is different. Like I actually mean when I say like I don't want to do anything big. Like for real. It doesn't have to be big but it could be something. Yeah like family dinner. A little pool party. Lavish gifts. What about a pool party with just people that you actually know and love?

Sure. I'll arrange it. I heard the craziest piece of gossip this morning that I actually meant to tell you. And I'm just not to be so annoying. Like I will not be sharing it. But I will tell you afterwards. And I just like I kind of want to pause the show to tell you it's the craziest thing I think that you should no no it's like it's actually a long story too like the person who told me like called me this morning before you got to the studio um and the person who

called is like a good information you know okay I'll just I'll bide my time and I'll wait yeah even though there's like what's more annoying than someone saying that no I'll just, I'll bide my time and I'll wait. Yeah. What's more annoying than someone saying that? No, I'll just forget about it. I'll just compartmentalize. You're so mature and emotionally intelligent like that. I think so. I think I can do so. Personal update.

I've had a canker sore in my mouth for about three days. I've never actually wanted to be dead more. It is the single worst thing that's ever happened to me. And every time I open my lip and look inside of it, like I feel like I maybe want to take a needle and stab it never actually wanted to be dead more it is the single worst thing that's ever happened to me and every time I open my lip and look inside of it like I feel like I maybe want to take a needle and stab it because it looks like it's like big and white it's fucking bothering me so much and I just think everyone should know like you're watching me and I look beautiful I sound smart you think wow this girl's really what you don't know is that deep inside I am suffering and I'm

barely getting by you never know what people are really going through. Behind closed doors like I look perfect. You can't judge a book by its cover even though I feel like you can. Don't you feel that way? Like all those books that have like the same. Are you talking about physical books or like analogous? Oh no I actually I think that phrase is a phrase for a reason because some of the worst books I've ever fucking read have like the cutest swirliest covers. some of the worst books I've ever fucking read have like the cutest, swirliest covers. No, but like at these days,

all book covers go into a box. It's box theory, book theory. You're obsessed with Tinks. It's just kind of a Tinks coded episode. Kind of. As things become. Uh huh.

Like there's the cartoon. By the way, you've never met Tinks, right? No. You're going to meet her this summer. She's going to be swirly summering in the Hamptons for like a bunch of weeks. Oh my gosh.

I just hope like when we meet, like I need us to plan a meeting where like I can get to know her not just like us over a table at a club no no I'll plan a dinner yeah I need like talking time yeah yeah no I'll take care of it thank you thank you for your birthday me you and tanks like just yeah that's all I really need me you and tanks um there's the cartoon covers which like you know what you're gonna get yes you know what you're gonna get then there's like a woman walking away from you in front of a building like you know that's gonna be historical swirly fiction so true and you're never gonna see her face you're always in the back because it's the idea of someone then there's the new books that like

you know this was like stamp for approval by an editor high up somewhere where it's like fun font yeah on a quirky design background the shift by tinks no like i'm thinking of and this is the template for this but um there are a million like it like such a funny do you ever read that book no here but yes big block letters that take up the whole oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah i thought you were talking about yes that is yeah the sort of swirly font yes yeah even the first apartment is the same thing even the book we're reading right now for redheads real americans it's like font on a wallpaper. Also, that book that you read for the redheads about the redheaded girl who goes to NYU,

Before We Were Strangers. Yeah. That has it. No, but it's not this category of like books that are like literary fiction. We don't know what to put on the cover. But it's that category of cover. No, it's not. Because there's a picture of people.

No, but it's like blurry. Like you can't see the people. And then it's like swirly font. When is called it's called when we were strangers before we were strangers oh my god like so many of these books all have the same title no no it's not before we were strangers when we were strangers i'm pretty sure it's before her by renee carlino yeah oh my god hold on now i before we were strangers renee carlino what did i say yeah no this it's different it's different no it's like this literary fiction like if your book is chosen you get a cover like that yeah yeah um and also speaking of books i'm almost well we're recording redheads today don't tell them I haven't finished.

I'm at like 90% I was reading this morning. I'll finish it and then I'll get the outline. We always get her done at the Redheads. This book was so not what I thought it was going to be. I actually need to finish it so that I can process it before the episode because there's a lot to process of what I thought it was going to be versus like what it is. And the Redheads are recording IRL together,

which is sort of a quarterly occurrence. Yeah, it's a historic, momentous occasion. So email your questions about this book or just books in general to theredheadsbookclub at gmail.com. And before you do that, stay tuned for a fabulous episode. I'm ready to dive in. We've dillied, we've dallied, and now it's time we doodadoo. Yeah.

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You're welcome, Bert. Our first story, the episode of New Heights post-London eras has dropped. So many fascinating tidbits, the episode of New Heights post-London eras, has dropped so many fascinating tidbits from the episode talking about their experience. Among them, they're talking about meeting Prince William, Prince George, and Princess Charlotte. So Travis Kelsey said he met the coolest motherfucker at Taylor Swift's London eras tour show, Prince William.

He gushed about the Prince of Wales on his New Heights podcast Wednesday, noting that he wasn't sure whether he was allowed to talk about the major moment. But he said he was there with little George and Charlotte. They were absolutely a delight to meet. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to bow to them, curtsy, just be an American idiot and shake their hands like, sup dude, we wanted to be polite. But Jason clarified, because they weren't at an official royal event they did not need to bow I am sure they still bow though like

no Jason said that they didn't bow but they referred to them as your royal highness like the entire time and Jason was like I've never really felt like emasculated before in my life but like saying your royal highness like really made me feel some type of way the way they were describing and I had no idea Jason met them I just saw the picture and assumed it was just Travis but um the fact that Jason and Kylie did like is so crazy and Jason said the highlight for him was Princess Charlotte yeah and he was like maybe it's because I have three girls now but like she was so excited and like asking so many questions like so engaged and he was like she was seriously like out of all them like I was the most excited to meet her he was like George

was great too William was great but like really Charlotte that's so cute and Travis's was William yeah and it just gets better and better I know like I love that they have a podcast like I know that's not a revolutionary thought but like the sheer fact like great and this was happening during the NFL season like every Sunday there was a game and it was crazy things happening a with like Taylor coming on the field and also just with the games and the fact that the next day they like had to sit down and talk about it it's so amazing to be a like a fan of this field and also just with the games. And the fact that the next day they like had to sit down and talk about it. It's so amazing to be like a fan of this relationship. And so the fact that they had this, you know, banner weekend in London. And all I want to do is hear like a full blown podcast recap of it.

And there it exists. It's so fabulous. They recorded it while still in London. I do believe it was because before Travis went on stage, because there was a Friday show, a Saturday show and a Sunday show. Jason and Kylie went to Friday and Saturday. I feel like they recorded it like Sunday morning while like Taylor was getting ready for the show.

So they didn't recap like him on stage, which maybe will be next week's episode. That's fine. I'm happy to have like the Royal moment to have its own moment. And then also just Jason talking about seeing the show for the first time. He said he was literally tearing up during the 22 when this girl's dreams were coming true for getting the hat and he was just so impressed with her and the his favorite part was the acoustic set

i love and this is what we were talking about yesterday i love hearing people mostly like straight men who don't know like the history the lore just giving their sort of like watered down take on taylor swift who to us is like this complex, you know, historical figure. And for them, it's just like the way they describe it is so much more simple. And it's always very sweet to hear, especially when they have daughters, because I think a lot of men are familiar with random Taylor Swift things through their daughters. So I just loved hearing Jason's take. He loved the show. He was talking about the bracelets. He was, oh my God. And he was being so funny. He's like, I just can't get over like how long the show is he was like if I did what she did in one song like I

seriously would have to change my clothes and he was like you don't understand like I was getting tired like drinking beers and standing up like I could only imagine how she was feeling yeah and so for an athlete to respect her like physical shape that. J.J. Watt said the same thing when he went to the show. Also, speaking of podcasts, Travis is bussing with the boys. Did you see that they said they didn't put the episode out yet? So the host of the show, because he responded to that clip of 10 full minutes of Taylor talking. He said, absolutely no clue how this got leaked. We are working to get the episode up shortly, but the Swifties have infiltrated our cyber security system.

Question mark? Question mark. Wait, the episode wasn't even out? That sucks for them. I don't even know. I saw that tweet and I was so confused.

I saw Travis responding to it. I thought it was a joke. I don't know. Then the fan account replied with help. I'm so sorry. It was just on YouTube

like for six hours so I thought we got a treat. So maybe they're dumb and didn't realize their episode was up. Like seriously. Yeah. Like maybe they're dumb and didn't realize their episode was up like seriously. Yeah but. Like maybe they put it up as like unlisted thinking like no one would find it until they said it public but you can find it if you're like a freak.

And I don't think that the Swifties hacked the system. No me neither. You really can't hack YouTube. No or their email account like Dropbox whatever. I think that like these people have a podcast and they like get their episodes up and they schedule them to go public at like noon on a monday and no one at 11 50 on a monday is like searching desperately but there's a lot of hype around this and maybe like you know them setting it to unlisted on youtube that's literally the only way i can think of because the girl responded being like it was on YouTube. Yeah. I don't know. Weird. That's so crazy. And it sucks for their advertisers.

Yeah. But I feel like they have stuff all over their studio. No. Yeah. But like the actual ads like of the podcast, you get paid for how many listens you get. Like, yeah. Yeah. It's just unfortunate. It is. And anything else from New Heights? It was very sweet. You know, I never really like listen to their show. I'm like, not shockingly like a big podcast listener. Um, and whenever we talk about it,

like I don't listen to podcasts. I just make them. I watch like clips and stuff, but this time I like sat down and like, listen to the audio and like pot calling the kettle. I totally understand. They were talking over each other so much. And it was only bothering me because Travis was like kind of dropping pearls. And then like, they were talking over each other so much and it was only bothering me because

Travis was like kind of dropping pearls and then like they were like just there was so much going on so like things just sort of went unacknowledged like when they were talking about um the number 13 someone in the studio was running like a 13 or whatever and Travis was like oh you know I know someone whose number that is 287 plus 13 And then like Jason was talking about something completely different. So we just, we didn't get to like harp on that. Expand on that. But what's to say? I don't know.

But there were just a couple of moments where like he whispered something under his breath or he said something while Jason was talking. And I was like, can you just repeat that, sir? And maybe go back, circle back to that. Yeah. But of course, I understand. Like that's just sometimes what happens. It's sometimes what happens.

And what the listeners find or hear us say, like sometimes we don't even hear each other say. Maybe that's what they were experiencing. Yeah. No, that happens all the time with us where someone will like call out something that you said or I said. I'm like, oh, she said that. That's so funny.

No, totally. I was sitting right here. I didn't even hear it. Totally. Because like this is a, this is a balancing act. No, and it's also about moving the conversation forward. Like, we're not just going to keep getting stuck on every like funny, like, so there, this is a balancing act. No, and it's also about moving the conversation forward. Like we're not just going to keep getting stuck on every like funny, like so there, you said a funny thing.

No. And if we stopped every time we said something funny, the show would never go on. The show must go on. So true. Are you ready for our next story? Some exciting Chiefs adjacent news. C-A-N. I don't know if I would say exciting.

So exciting. Hallmark and the Kansas City Chiefs are teaming up-A-N. I don't know if I would say exciting. So exciting. Hallmark and the Kansas City Chiefs are teaming up for a new Christmas movie called Holiday Touchdown, a Chiefs love story. So move over, Taylor and Travis. There's a new love story coming to Kansas City. On June 25th, Hallmark announced a new partnership

with the Kansas City Chiefs that will see actors Tyler Hines and Hunter King. Actors Tyler Drift and Davis Wellesley. Literally bring a Chiefs inspired love story to life in true Hallmark fashion. So in Holiday Touchdown, a Chiefs love story, King, that's the girl, stars as a Chiefs super fan who will stop at nothing to win the team's fan of the year contest on behalf of her family of lifelong fans. As Derek, the director of fan engagement for the contest. Jackie's grinning from ear to ear if you guys are just listening.

The man is tasked with evaluating how Alana and her family stack up against the other two finalists as the pair spends time together. It's clear there's a spark between them. So it seems as though Alana's sleeping her way to the top of this competition. Yeah. It's a story about nepotism. It's a tale as old as time. And favoritism. Okay so like actually the concept of the movie is really not inspired by Taylor or Travis. It's not like a pop star comes to a small town. Like it's actually a cute concept for a movie. Yeah and this is also the second time the Chiefs have partnered with Hallmark. Oh, okay.

Okay, okay. By the way, that changes things because I just really worry about getting to a place where it's too much. Like for me, it's not too much. For a lot of people, I know they have like a different bar

for like when this is going to become too much. So the fact that they have done this before, like this isn't a new concept, does make me feel better. And it really is not inspired by Taylor, at all but the way it's positioned like in the headlines this morning love story right there's only it already exists yeah so upon father further investigation I'm okay with this but at first I was like shit we might we might be girl bossing too close to the sun but it's, why does the Hallmark Network need to partner with a football team?

To use the logo. Literally, that's why. But they don't use the logo for anything. Like, it's so random. Everything they do is generic brand. Like, seriously. Like, if Hallmark was... Like, if I thought of literally 100 Hallmark partnerships, I wouldn't think of a football team.

No, not at all. But maybe this is going to be like a little bit of a bigger scale, bigger production. And it would be nice, you know, every time they mention

like a brand in a Hallmark movie, it's like on Riverdale how they were like the five seasons, you know? Like they're always, they're not allowed to use

because they're like low budget productions because they churn out so many movies per year. So if they're partnering with the NFL, have NFL licensing. Like how nice that they can go to like a fake football game.

And everybody's wearing the real logo. Like in Hallmark movies. Like if you look around. Like you'll see like it's all generic brand. It's all off brand. It's all fake. Like this is great. Yeah they'll also be able to film at Arrowhead.

And rock the stage at Arrowhead. Which is key. Do you know for sure that they'll be rocking the stage at Arrowhead? Well filming is starting in July, so it's to be determined if they will rock the stage. And I do want to say, like, Kansas City is this, like, snowy town, right? Does it get snowy in Kansas City? Like, I could see it being, like, magical during Christmas.

For sure. I think it probably gets snow. Yeah, Missouri, right? Most places do at some point. I could see there being, like, a really cute small town. I like it. Yeah, yeah? Most places do at some point. I can see there being like a really cute small town. I like it. Yeah yeah so this is exciting. We love partnerships like I'm not giving it a Toasty Lions award because like I'm still really kind of confused. Yeah. But I'm here for it. I would love if they hadn't perhaps cast like someone a little bit more well-known like I've

never heard of any of these actors. No but they're really nice looking and that's really important for a Hallmark movie. Well, that's kind of what Hallmark does is that they'll find good looking actors who look really similar to incredibly famous people. Like they're basically like casting Fennefer Lawrence. Yes. And they take people from your favorite show growing up. Like 90210, the sequel is on Hallmark. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're tapping into niche fan bases for sure. Like Gretchen Wieners. She is a full time. She 90210. The sequel is on Hallmark. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're. They're tapping into. Niche fan bases for sure. Like Gretchen Wieners. She is a full time. Kills it there. Becca Tobin has been doing. Hallmark movies. Oh my fave.

Show me those two actresses. Actors. Actors. She's so pretty. He's handsome. So pretty. So handsome. No notes.

You love to see it. No notes. Like. Yeah. I'm judging book by the cover. When I'm watching a Hallmark movie. Like I'm seriously looking at. What the leads look like. A thousand percent When I'm watching a Hallmark movie, like I'm seriously looking at what the leads look like. A thousand percent.

I've watched a Hallmark movie in a while. I know. They've been flopping. They got too popular too fast. Like when they were just doing their thing at Hallmark and like no one was watching, that's when it was good. And then people discovered it and Netflix copied it and it became like too many eyeballs.

And then Netflix made it better. And so we went to Netflix and then Netflix made it worse and ruined the genre. Yeah. And the genre was ruined. Yeah. That's kind of like what Netflix does. Yes.

Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Which is so random. And I'm going to need a little bit of explaining because I know this is a big deal. And also you were posting about it on your Instagram. I was. So the Hawk to a Girl. Oh my God.

Okay. Signs with Hollywood Talent Agency Agency UTA. Oh wow. So I saw. It's disgusting. In our chat. Olivia asked in our sister chat what is Hawk Tua. I didn't even know that Hawk Tua was a thing that we should be asking what is it even. And then you explain what it was and it's like. So this girl was you know all these like street interviews yeah people like asking people shit on the street and this girl got interviewed and she was referencing like it's not hawk tua you guys it's like the sound you make when you spit and she was referencing you know fellatio and how the is kind of like a signature move whatever it's like it's

you know and I believe she's like was a teacher she was like the video went super viral I believe she got fired um so I didn't and she's just like having a viral moment I didn't know that she had signed with an agency and I don't know why this particular viral moment is different than all other viral moments because a lot of things become super viral you know the phrase is repeated but those people don't end up you know with agents so I'm not entirely sure but I did not hear that she got signed to UTA yeah so page six heard that the Hawk to a girl I guess is what she's known as who shot to viral fame a week or so ago after evocatively advising the internet on the secret to giving good fellatio has signed in all areas deal with talent giant UTA. So prepare for a book, a movie, an album, and a live experience, the Hawk tour in the future.

I am, you know, definitely, cause this is, you know, what I do for a living. Super interested to see how, because there've been a lot of viral people and it's really crazy when you think about like things that were so viral at the time and where those people are now. Like literally the other day,

Ben was like, where is damn Daniel? And I'm like, I'm pretty sure he like donated all the shoes that he got from Vans to like kids in Africa and then like quit his job and like lives off the grid remember Alex from Target yeah like there are so many and sometimes those people do end up like as like full-time influencers and we had completely forgotten exactly the thing and then sometimes they just completely fall off the and there's really no formula as to who or why I feel like a really good like I don't even know so like it and I also I think it has to do more so with the person and what they want and then also like then the teams that they put in place so if this girl like wants to be an influencer and she signed with UTA I think she'll

be successful yeah but I think also sometimes people don't really want it they're like oh that was fun they you know it's like a fun part of their life. Don't make the shoes and move on. Yeah. Or sometimes they just surround themselves with people who don't know how to like make the most of the moment

and then the moment passes them by and then they're like trying to recreate it for the rest of their life. And that's really like the worst way something like that

can work out. Yeah. When they're just like constantly referencing the one thing. I hate to say it, Backpack Kid. I mean,

I believe he recently got arrested so things are obviously not working out well for him. Oh yeah and selfie kid. Oh or was it selfie kid? Was selfie kid backpack kid? No backpack kid I think was a dancer in that halftime show. Yeah. And he like did the he wasn't in the halftime show selfie kid was. No selfie kid was walking he was in the stands and Justin Timberlake walked past him yeah but how did that person go like he just took a selfie the bar used to be really low for like what would go viral now because there's like so much stuff on the internet like you really can't go viral like that big the Backpack Kid is the creator of the floss dance yes yes yes and I think that he was

in the background of Justin Timberlake's halftime show like we should have known then that Justin Timberlake was like a talent. But that I feel like I might just be conflating. You are. I don't think he was in the halftime show. Oh. He was in Katy Perry's SNL performance. Oh he was in Katy Perry's SNL performance. That's weird. That's so weird.

By the way, I need to talk about Katy Perry because we like dragged a snippet of her song on this show. There was another snippet released. Jackie, it's the best song I've ever heard. Can I play it for you? It's a woman's world. Like it's literally so good. I told you I was staying open. No, by the way, you were a hater just like me. Don't leave me out here alone.

No, no, but I was staying. I said I was open. And the comments on this were like, girl, why didn't you release this snippet first? Literally the comments. This is going to go triple platinum. Why didn't you share this one first girl okay ready how good so good and the song for the moms

Why? The first lyric was She's a mother Oh I didn't hear that Sorry Yeah yeah yeah That's what I was saying Last week

Like we need Luke Holmes Wait no no The female edition Songs for the moms We all Myself included Like oh Katy Perry An apology

Like that song Sounds so good I've listened to this A thousand times It sounds like Lady Gaga I think July 11th Okay I guess We'll be playing it

At my full birthday party That's her court date with Mr. Westcott. Oh yeah. Katy Perry's like killing it. She's at I forget which fashion week is going on right now. And she's like stunting on these hoes with all these looks. That's why J-Lo flew commercial. Oh yeah. But she flew to Italy though. Is it Milan Fashion Week? She flew from Naples to Paris. And Kylie's in Paris. Wherever Kylie is is where it's happening.

The Balenciaga show was us and like everyone there was like a whole photo of like all these iconic women in the front row. Nicole Kidman was there

like that was a tough loss because I love her. But she walked in the show. She's like that's like Kim. Nicole Kidman Joey King I can't remember who else was in the photo. Derek Bl that's like kim um nicole kidman joey king i can't remember who else

was in the photo derrick blasberg posted like a million um carrie washington it's so crazy how all these celebrities could be so out of touch because really like everyone is out all the common people the lay people are out on balenciaga every time i go shopping they're the only bags on sale yep in the little like when you go to a department store and they have like little miniature stores of other brands, it's empty. There's not even a person working in there.

It's so crazy. And I really think it shows how celebrities are so out of touch. Cause like to boycott, Blenciaga would be good for your Q score. Yep. It's just something like we all agree on. Katy Perry,

Joey King, Nicole Kidman, Kerry Washington. Wait, I need everyone to stop moving. Who is this lady? Like, she's so classic. Like, that blonde actress.

Kerry Mulligan? Okay, so I thought it was Kerry Mulligan, but I don't think it is. She, like, is Ferry Fulligan. Who is that? Like, that classic. Christine Quinn? No, no. Like, is it Naomi Watts?

It's Christine Quinn, I think. No, it's not. It could be anyone. She's wearing sunglasses. They're all wearing sunglasses. And Christine Quinn does a. No it's not. It could be anyone. She's wearing sunglasses. They're all wearing sunglasses. And Christine Quinn does a lot with Balenciaga. It's not Christine Quinn. Stop saying that. Why not? Why couldn't it be her? No but it's not. It's not on her page. But all that to say I'm loving this moment Katy Perry's having, and I do apologize.

I've been wrong a couple of times in my life, most notably about Taylor and Travis. Remember that? Yeah. So I can admit when I'm wrong, and I was definitely wrong about Woman's World. It's a woman's world, Daniel. Like, it sounds so good.

Yeah. Oh, but there's also drama. Hmm. Do you know who she worked with for the song? Dr. Luke? Dr. Luke. kesha was asked about it she seemed really upset like that's very i mean katie's like going to blanciaga and working with dr luke like katie don't give a fuck yeah is she okay but i do want to say like the song is good so like two things can be true i'm holding space for two truths but like why in the world when there are

so many there are so many like good producers like she could work with Max Martin like she's Katy Perry yeah why would she work with the alleged yeah yeah okay especially when the song sounds so much that sort of like sours the song sorry well it's the song sounds so much like Lady Gaga and Lady Gaga is like kind of one of the most famous Dr. Luke peeps anti-DrDr. Luke peeps. Yeah. So just like weird Katy Perry's like doing weird things. Stealing homes from the elderly.

Working with Dr. Luke. So just good to know when you listen to the song. Sorry if I ruined it for you. Well do you want to know some good music news? Yeah. That we can all get behind.

One of my favorite people. Favorite musicians. I feel like if I gave you enough guesses you would guess we haven't Harry Edwards we don't talk we don't talk about him a lot on the show him jamoosey no no no like it's more long-standing than that Hunter Hayes great guess who Gavin DeGraw oh literally same thing is re-releasing his Chari album oh so he's re-recording chariot it's called chariot 20 and it'll be out in september and he's re-recorded all of the songs for the modern taylor swift influence yeah normalized like re-releasing music no and also it's like these songs are so good and if you just like remix them a little bit they're like fresh and we get to enjoy

them all over again bringing them into the 21st century. And I feel like all of his music is so good. Even he just released his last album, Freedom, which was like just so good and really more stream of consciousness, you know, not trying to like make it big on the radio. And so I don't feel like he's someone who just like keeps going back like Jesse McCartney,

like to that one song. I feel like this is really for the fans, but also for him. It's like a fun artistic project to work on your own stuff and when that album came out like we all fixated on like two songs right chariot and I don't want to be yeah but I imagine the rest of the album probably has similar bangers yeah that we all just sort of looked over because we were like obsessed with these one or two songs um so it's probably an exciting you know project for him to reintroduce.

Like what he maybe consider some of his better songs. And literally all of the songs follow through. You know it. Because you have to follow through. Chariot. Oh Chariot. Just Friends. I don't think I know it.

I think you do. But I'm not going to play it. Because we'll already like get Katy Perry. We're already like on the brink of expulsion. Nice to meet you anyway. Yes. That,

actually I kind of do know like a lot of songs in the album. Like for me, when I hear that song, like I'm on my way to school. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

There are certain songs that just transport you to very, very specific times in your life. And that one, which one did you just sing? Nice to meet you anyway like to me I'm

I'm in route to the fourth grade very exciting I've got an iPad Nano a Maverick is waiting for me actually and I've got an iPad Nano and like the world is sort of my oyster yeah those were the days those were the days so it'll be fun to relive that the same that we've had that with Taylor's version but also reminds me of Demi Lovato, who did a rock version of her songs. I think that's actually an example of it being done poorly and not going well. And sort of flopping. I never listened to it, but I still stand by that I like the idea. You and millions of others.

I like the idea. Yeah. I don't love a shift in genre. No, but and the genre being rock. Like if she had made them all country. Okay, yeah, I'm listening. Honestly, even then, no. Well, I look forward to seeing what Gavin's gonna do because he's so musically talented yeah like in terms of people really sleep on him but not us day one Gavin stands

like when we go to the concerts we all see each other yeah and we know each other it's sort of like a meeting of the minds yeah like we you know the fellow Gavin fans and I'm I'm a lower tier I just go passively to the concerts like I don't do the like meetups with fellow fans Dana and I'm I'm a lower tier I just go passively to the concerts like I don't do the like meetups with fellow fans Dana and I like kind of do our own thing with Margo um but you can see that the others like know each other from the Gavin circuit I'm not even kidding like there's he seriously has this groundswell this Gavin circuit he has this groundswell of fandom I love that yeah it's giving toaster energy it's it is toaster energy every time I go to a concert so many toasters for sure there's definitely an overlap so I'm excited about that in September

that's something to look forward to after swirly summer that's true when I'm back here of things like we to live for I mean I guess something huge to live for post swirly summer is the holiday season and the fall NFL chintilly season oh my god nfl no claudia like it's gonna be a great also the u.s open q4 sure i like the u.s open okay can't wait for summer to be over are you ready for our fifth and final story which is actually some summer news yeah summer house oh yes we didn't even talk about this you and i offline i didn't see it until i was choosing stories this morning and it it was, like, really buried. It was.

She kind of got away with, like, nobody caring. No, I'm in shock. I'm in tears. So Danielle, maybe we should say what the news is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Danielle Oliveira from Summer House is leaving Summer House after seven seasons. So Danielle is leaving Summer House, at least as a regular cast member, after seven seasons. She announced her departure from the show ahead of season nine.

She had joined the series in season two and just recently made her first appearance on season three of the spinoff Winter House. She shared the news of her exit with her more than 260,000 followers, calling it a heartbreaking choice and sharing that she is thankful for the platform that the show has given her thus far. Quote, Hello, my sweet loves. I wanted to share that I've come to the heartbreaking decision to not return as a full-time cast member

on the upcoming season of Summer House. Okay, full-time cast member. She could still be out there on weekends. Yeah, kind of maybe giving like, Andrea comes for like a dinner. Yeah, but I just feel like if that's the case, she's going to go so hard on those weekends, like to come back.

Jackie, there is literally no way this was her choice. No, heartbreaking. Very generous of Bravo in production to let her put her own sort of Danielle's twist on it like yeah going out in a way that's like do you want to resign or do we have to fire you right so that was kind but I don't think anyone would really believe that she would leave on her own accord I think she loves being a reality star I think her business just launched exactly and it's not like she's you know it took off so much that she's incapable of balancing yeah and also Summer House is one of those rare shows where it's actually very,

it's probably the most work-life balance show. Yeah, because it's just the weekends. Yeah. She said, obviously this decision didn't come without a tremendous amount of thought. Ultimately, I just needed to trust my gut. If I can't put 100% of myself into filming genuinely and authentically, it really doesn't feel right doing it in a full-time capacity the network production my cast and especially all of you deserve that I just feel like this is kind of my least favorite way for someone to leave a show because it's giving very Jackie Goldschneider like letting them quote-unquote resign um but still being a part of the show in any capacity because if you're keeping them around and this is a person who was fired and they don't want to be, it creates this sort of monster

of like jealousy and desperation. No, and the desperation like leads to just crazy behavior that creates inauthentic storylines. Like Jackie Goldschreider deciding she wants to be best friends with Teresa, please. But she did say she was fortunate enough to take a step back season four as well and it ended up working out better

than she imagined and she came back. So maybe she'll- I didn't remember that. I just want to say, I know that she's like not our fave. I don't think this is necessary on Bravo's part. I think last season was so great and perfect and I wouldn't have changed one thing about the cast. And I do think that Danielle is this wild card

within the cast because she has some allegiances, but she's like a bridge between the girls and the boys. But there are all these dynamics with her and especially as Lindsay and Carl play out in whatever way she's like weirdly a part of it she is and I just I realize now so often when I don't like someone on a show I'm like they need to go but the show does suffer when one person that everyone agrees on like the villain yeah leaving like even like lisa renner or lisa vanderpump like i think it's a necessary evil we're not supposed to like the entire cast i completely agree turn on each other it's like frustrating for the viewers so i feel like they should have kept the cast copy and paste because last season was such a success completely agreed nothing they

shouldn't have changed one hair on the head of of this season but also you're right and that's the frustrating part about being such an avid watcher of reality tv is like your least faves like you obviously don't want to see them but they are the only thing we're talking about and they move things forward and you know you could say what you want about Danielle but she definitely especially in the last couple of seasons with Lindsay and Carl like how many times did we die over her reaction to their engagement like seriously psychotic behavior that's what we're tuning in for yeah no I had so many audible reactions to her in the last two seasons that made me feel things and that's her job yeah so she's actually doing a good job

at her job yeah and I agree there's no need to change anything so maybe it was her decision but I really don't think so well in some ways it sounds like I know she wants us to think that it is but she said um what did she a full-time cast member right now I need to protect and prioritize the things that matter most to me my company my people and of course myself so maybe she's going through something personally perhaps in which case that makes sense like because I think Bravo demoting her doesn't make sense for the show if it ain't broke don't fix it and it's also just annoying when they do that. Like if she is desperate to stay on

and they put her on as like a friend of, you know, the only time I think it's really ever worked out is when Luann was demoted one season. It lit a fire under her ass that's still burning. Mm-hmm, agreed. So those are Fast Five stories. And what's so amazing is the show is so far from over because it is time for the latter half of the show,

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So this is going to be Dear Neighbor. Okay? I love that. We've actually got some great submissions and as a reminder, you can submit,

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Hey, Swirlies, I've got an interesting one for you. I've been married for almost three years with a six-month-old baby. My husband has made comments over the years that I, quote, need a bigger butt. I work out daily. I've always had an athletic figure, but it's never been enough for him. He purchases workout equipment for me and tells me that I need to be doing more, quote, butt exercises. What?

Last night, he offered to give me a massage, and when I looked at the bottle of lotion, it was a butt enhancement cream. Am I being sensitive or is this really hurtful? I worked my butt off literally to get back in shape after having my son. But knowing that he's either disgusted by how I look or just wishing I look different in general is really hurting my feelings. I'm sorry, freak. Okay, I want to say something that like maybe this is like the biggest assumption. But like, you know, I do hang out with like a lot of gay men.

And like tushies in gay culture. Like they're obsessed. Like that's their thing. Like they love tushies. I feel like like it's giving me a little gay. Oh that's not what I got. But some guys. And by the way that's an assumption.

Because some straight guys are just like our ass guys. Our ass guys. And did something happen to your butt? I mean I don't think he like literally needs to marry the best butt that he found but maybe he's become a butt guy I really wasn't getting gay I was just getting like into something that my wife is not currently and I don't think you need to now go do bench presses and get a BBL because he's into this I think first of all it goes without saying like the problem is him not you you're beautiful like And there's not even a problem. So he likes a little booty.

No, and the thing is, is like. Did he like your butt before you lost the baby, like when you were pregnant? Maybe he got used to like. No, she said, like, he's always had, but he's gotten like really crazy. But also, like, butts are not, like, whatever it is that we're talking about. Like, a husband, like, having this obsession with, like, a part of his wife's body. Like, it's like, it's not even about the butt. It's more about the concept. And it's like, it's like, you're a freak wife's body like it's like it's not even about the butt it's more about the concept and it's like yeah it's like you're a freak no and it's

like immature we've been together for so long like get over it like this is my ass I know but what do you do with him I feel bad that I said maybe he was gay but like he's definitely not but I just no no I think it's that's where my head went gay I'm sorry I think it's good to just throw that out there yeah yeah because then she'll know if it's yeah like just keep your eye out for now like for like gay things yeah but I don't think it's that I think it's more like fetishy yeah but how come this wasn't ever an issue before now he's like get in the gym and I'm all for like you know fetishes and I'm not gonna kink shame whatever you're into but like at some point you know we're parents like who has time who has the energy like can we just go to sleep no and also it's like have your fetishes whatever you want but like don't make me go to the gym for it don't bring me into this like and we were saying

this about something else about the person bringing your own ac to the olympics like you can have the things that you need but make it your problem not someone else It's true. Like if you need X to get to Y, like figure it out. Bring X. Don't bring me into this. Don't make me go and get X. Yeah. So there's nothing wrong with you. And what's the best way to handle this?

You seriously need to tell him to seriously stop. Yeah. Just be like, what's all this about? Where is this coming from? Assuming it's not gay, as Tert said, and it's more like he's just looking for something that's not there. Fetishizing. That's a perfect word. Be like, what's going on with this like let's talk about it right is

there something deeper going on like maybe he and not to make you feel worse but like maybe he had an affair with someone with a big butt and now he's like trying to come back home once you go but you can't miss that big butt yeah yeah no it's a goodie once you go big butt you end up in a wheelchair as they say so yeah right so i think a conversation needs to be had no not us giving this girl like such a bigger thing story about your husband's gay and he's having an affair with a big fat ass man like yeah but the good news is is if it's not those things and it's just like he likes a little touch a little junk in the trunk it's much better we've already set you up for right no we're setting the right we're making it think so much worse like when in reality he's just like a freak

who likes asses like girl asses you'll be so relieved this will stop bothering you thank god he's not gay no i agree all right next up we've got some mother-in-law drama hey girlies i need some advice my daughter looks a lot like me every time someone says she looks just like me my mother-in-law always says yeah she looks like her but we hope she has my son's personality my husband says she doesn't mean it in a mean way but I'm extremely hurt and I find it very rude should I dress list let it roll off my back should I push my husband to say something to her instead thanks for the help um your mother-in-law's a bitch like a big bitch and I just you have to know thyself know thy husband and know thy mother-in-law will addressing it do anything

does it just make you look smaller can you like just swallow it ignore it how often are you with her how often is she saying this like you just gotta assess risk and reward yeah but I'm all for saying something like people have gotten really comfortable being rude yeah and when you go unchecked you continue that behavior almost enabling it I feel like what you could do is the next time she says it you could in that moment be like that's kind of a crazy thing to say yeah no you have to call it out I feel like what you could do is the next time she says it you could in that moment be like that's kind of a crazy thing to say. Yeah no you have to call it out in the moment first of all

because if you're like sitting there like days later and you bring it up to her like you sound a little nuts like you're still thinking about that thing. Making a mountain out of a molehill and she'll be able to like

shut you down right quick. Yeah address it in the moment and do it perhaps in front of the person she's saying it to like to make her feel embarrassed. Yeah and in sort of a passive-aggressive way, not just like, that hurt my feelings. Yeah, or maybe you one-up her.

So you say, oh, your daughter looks just like you. Yeah, well, we're hoping she has my son's personality. And then you can chime in and say, and definitely not my mother-in-law's receding hairline. Or definitely not like my mother-in-law's insulting nature. Sense of decorum. Right. Something to... And say, or hopefully not your manners. Oh, thatlaw's insulting nature. Sense of decorum. Right. Something to.

And say, or hopefully not your manners. Oh, that's good. That's good. Slay. That's good. Yeah, you're right. We're seeing her line. Of course, that's so me.

Like, I take things too far. Below the belt. Yeah, of course. Well, she's fucking starving it, bitch. It's an eye for an eye, turd. Yeah, okay. Jackie's right. Say it again.

And hopefully not your manners. Yeah, but if you're talking to the stranger, you should say, or hopefully not her grandmother's manners. Yeah, I like that. Bitch. Bitch. And if that doesn't work, then you go for the receding hairline. Then you go for the jugular. Yeah, or if she says something to you about what you said, be like.

What do you mean? Why is that different than what you said? Right. Love it. We got it. Love it. Got them. Ready for our third and final yeah i hate when somebody writes in and like i have no choice but for my answer to be divorced you know what i mean because what they're writing in about like isn't it's not like my husband

stabbed me right but it it points to such a character flaw that the only option is divorce such a moral rot yeah um what's worse that when you have to say divorce or when you have to tell someone person that they're wrong they're the issue uh actually those are my favorites when somebody writes in and because to be clear like the point of this segment is to actually help people and letting someone know that like they don't have to go have a sit-down conversation with their husband like that you're actually the problem I feel like that's helpful to them yeah it. It depends who they are. But yeah. And for me, like I love like I love the little twist. I'm like, wait, it's you. Yeah, it's you. Hi.

OK. My fiance, dear neighbor, my fiance hangs up on me all the time. Not like, OK, got to go by. But if we're in a disagreement or he just doesn't want to be bothered by what I'm saying, he'll just hang up on me. I've been asking him to stop doing it for years, but he always says, well, you can't force me to listen to you. Or he just talks over me and then hangs up. It upsets me so, so deeply. And when I finally get mad, he blocks my number. Then I'll text him upset and he'll show people.

He says he doesn't have to listen to me. He's a grown man, so I can't force him to be on the phone. I just want to be able to say what I'm feeling sometimes without it escalating into an all-day thing where I end up looking crazy what do I do so let before we even talk about the moral route why are you guys fighting so much especially like on the phone most people like fight in person yeah like to have that many conversations on the phone where you're fighting are you long distance you're showing up no but they're engaged you can be long distance and you shouldn't be fighting that much the fact where it's the you're spilling over every phone conversation is a fight that's a really good point and for me like when you say

what do i do in the words of florence and her machine run fast boy you might like your fiance sounds like the biggest dick and i actually feel like when you're writing this like you're still trying to protect him you're like he's literally a dick like he's one of the rudest people like hanging up on someone is so fucking rude showing people text message because it's like you can't get him to listen to you so if I put it in writing you can read it at your leisure I get that and then he's showing people and it's like he's probably not even ingesting the message like you're too good for him he doesn't deserve you um you're not even married yet like there is time we we have found this submission at the perfect time run yeah like that's so fucking rude first of all like hanging up is like a nasty thing like to do it like to have a pattern of doing it and then your response is like you don't have to force

me to talk to you actually I do yeah you do have to talk to me I'm literally your fiancee yeah and like so say it was a perfect relationship otherwise just he has this weird thing where he doesn't sign off and if the convert he doesn't like either it can't be a perfect relationship if he hangs up every time like like i know what you're saying hypothetically but it's because it's impossible if that were the case i'd say okay well stop talking on the phone because clearly like talking on the phone it's people speak different languages on the phone you don't want to talk to me on the phone. Yeah. I'm so formal. I'm like, what is this regarding? Yeah.

Okay. What is this regarding? Thank you. Yeah. Goodbye. Good day, sir. Yeah, like I'm not there to chit chat. Yeah.

I won't hang up on you, but you're not getting anything from me. Right. No, I'm not. Like, laissez faire. Yeah. Like, I'm not like, you just want to gab? Right. No.

No. Not unless it's a FaceTime. But there's no way that your relationship is perfect. You just have this like phone communication issue. Because he's obviously a person who doesn't respect you. Like you don't hang up on someone you like are in love with and you respect and admire. Like it's so derogatory. Yeah.

And then your response being like you can't force me to listen to you. Like what is he your toddler? And it just why are there so many fights that this is like a common occurrence over the phone? That's like, then it's spilling out from like IRL fights. It's just a lot of fights. It's, dare I say, too many fights. Yeah. So, I don't know what your situation is.

But I think it's best to go. If you can cut him loose. If you can, I think you should. And I think that you're conditioned to being treated this way because your submission wasn't even so alarming like you're just like how do i get him to stay on the phone like you break up with him that's how yeah it actually is in the words of ariana grandy break up with your boyfriend yeah and he might like be like i'll change and i'll come back and then you that's your decision to make if you want to give them a chance. Which I'm fine with, by the way. Same. Because people, it's hard.

It doesn't happen often. But people can change. They can. That's your toasters. But like, it's the exception, not the rule. Like she said. That's our show. And that's that on that.

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