The Toast - Untethered and Unscrupled: Friday, July 14th, 2023

Episode Date: July 14, 2023

Joe Jonas Reveals Embarrassing Moment He Pooped Himself on Stage: ‘Such Is Life’ (PEOPLE)Jake Owen addresses rumors claiming Taylor Swift wrote ‘Sparks Fly’ about him (Page Six)‘Shark Tank’ star Barbara Corcoran shows off $1M mobile home: ‘It’s my Taj Mahal’ (NY Post)Emotional Emily Blunt and Florence Pugh lead stars making an early exit from the UK premiere as acting unions bring the industry to a halt (Daily Mail)Khloé Kardashian denies shading Blac Chyna with Dream comments: She’s ‘doing the best she can’ (Page Six)The Kardashians RecapThe Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast and Happy! Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday. Hey Jax, happy Friday! Happy Friday, Claude. I know you're looking forward to the weekend even though your weekend is kind of already kicked off. Yeah, it's off without a hitch. You're in

the midst of your weekend. I'm midsty. How's your weekend going? It's going great. Would you like someone to butter your weekend? Good one. Good one. Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Weekend is going off great. I'm in the Hamptons podcasting live from the Hamptons. I hit up a spritz event yesterday at Surf Lodge, which was just an absolute blast. Great way to kick off the weekend.

It's raining, which is so disgusting and really kind of offensive to my people. But other than that, I'm having a great weekend. How's your, I know it feels like we're podcasting on a Saturday because yesterday felt like a Friday, but it's Friday today. Yes, it's Friday today. Officially Friday. Happy for everyone. The weather is gloomy, which I kind of am feeling like I was sleeping and it was rain was driving thunder lightning. And I was like, this is just truly gorgeous for me, but not for someone who trekked out to the Hamptons for the weekend. And who was hoping to perhaps catch a tan. Right. Not great news.

So I'm sorry. Your loss is my gain. But I do have the Stry brother in here. The rain held off for their walk this morning. So they were they were feeling hashtag grateful. And now they're just pooped. OK, well, while the rain is obviously not what I wanted to hear this morning, I heard something else this morning that is exactly what I wanted to hear.

Oh, and what is that? Somebody made an amazing point. Who? I believe it was someone in our Facebook group. Because, you know, yesterday you and I were really kind of struggling, you know, trying to figure out a way to make the writer strike about us. Right. And I do believe I have successfully found a way to make it about us. Ready? Okay. So there's a litany of things that people in SAG are not allowed to do while the strike is ongoing. You know, of course, working on any projects, touring, promoting projects. So that means that nobody can go on smart lists while the writer's strike is going on.

And that means no, you know, big stars going on the podcast and, you know, automatically shooting that podcast episode up to number one on the charts. You know, we're kind of consistently number two these days. And I think our hopes of perhaps eclipsing, I don't know, all the smart list guys are in SAG. Like, do you think they'll stop the podcast as a part of the strike? I don't know. That was my next question. Okay. So this is a lot to process. Obviously, it's a little bit exciting, but I also think like they're so far ahead in how many episodes they bank that we won't feel the effects for a while. That's true, but is them releasing episodes with other people promoting things a violation of the strike?

I don't think so because then Barbie can't come out next week. Right? Yeah. No, that's true. I mean, again, not to make everything about us, but this writer's strike is impacting me

in other ways as well. You know, I think I said this maybe on the Patreon or on the regular Toast episodes this week. I can't remember. But I had the privilege

of being invited to the Oppenheimer premiere because Josh Peck, one of our good guys, podcast host, is in Oppenheimer. And I got the call yesterday, you know, the premiere was off. Oh, no.

In tandem with the strike. So, like, you know, I finally get invited to something cool and I can't even go. That's messed up. I know. We do have more strike news today, so we will get into it. I am going to start to think about, how this smart list stuff could affect us. And if they should even be putting out episodes like while their comrades are on strike. I just feel like it's kind of.

It's in bad taste. Yeah. Yeah. It's giving out of touch. But I do. I don't. I'm pretty sure podcasting is not a part of like SAG, even though the three of them are SAG members. You know what I mean? Right. Right right and also like it's unscripted so that's not like part of the writers

but as we've noticed like a lot of people are foregoing things that have nothing to do with SAG just to stand with SAG like how the MTV awards were canceled and Lala Kent said she wouldn't go even though she's not in you know I don't believe she she actually might be in SAG but not from Vanderpump Rules. No like she people were like not going to those award shows to stand with the writers. Right. So like maybe you shouldn't put out your podcast to stand with the writers. Yeah I actually think it would be a very bad look if the Smart List guys continue to put out episodes while the strike is ongoing. I really I think it would be in very poor taste. I agree. They're the only ones in comedy, though, who I feel that way about because they're like such beacons in the film and TV industry.

But they actually are. Like, we're not even joking. Like, they are. Everyone else is just like a slob like us, you know, like trying to make a joke. And we slobs, we slobs have no, you know, backbone. We have no principles. We're not married to anyone. We're not unioned.

We don't need to stand for anything. And we don't. And we don't. And we won't. But the't need to stand for anything. And we don't. And we don't. And we won't. But the SmartList guys, you know. And we won't. And we won't. And the SmartList guys, you know, they're so principled.

Well, you know what? Now is the time to see if you really are. So if they continue to put out episodes, I just think that'll be disgusting. Yeah. And I think they might have to be canceled. Hashtag SmartList is over party. SmartList is over party. Smart list is over party. I think it's really kind of the only choice we have.

To support the writers, you know, we have to cancel smart list. It's so clear what our choices are. What needs to be done. A hundred percent. So do with that what you will. Do with that what you will do with that what you will and think you know the next time you want to go listen to a fabulous episode of smart list say is this what the writers would want no am i are my choices affecting the writers it's true but you can rest easy knowing like claudia and i have nothing to do with the industry, with SAG, with anything in any real official capacity.

Like if it's legit, they don't know us. Yeah. Like we, if you need just kind of to be like a little bit more clear. We are just. We are seriously irrelevant uglies. We are nomads. We are tied to nothing and nobody. Like we are untethered? We are nomads. We are tied to nothing and nobody. Like, we are untethered.

We are rootless. Like, we stand for nothing. So it is okay. This episode is safe. Like, you can listen. It's so true. Like, I can't stress that enough, you know? Yeah.

And I just, I have a feeling, Jackie, like, dead serious. Like, we might hit number one. Like, I'm being for real. If there ever, we always say like if Smart List goes on vacation. No. If there ever was a time, it would be now. You think it's today? No, I'm telling you it will be like in a few weeks.

No, no, sorry. I'm not saying today. I'm saying like during this strike. Like this is our moment. Oh my God. I'm looking at the charts right now and the Smart List episode that is number four, not number one because Tom Holland was on. But number four, and it's very clear why it's not number one, is the Live from Boston MIT

professor. Oh. Oh. The way I'm obsessed with SmartList, and I have literally never listened to an episode. Yeah. No, but you watch their show, so you know stuff. I know something. And because they put some of the live episodes in

their docu-series so right you're familiar now I'm familiar well all's that to say make sure to listen to the toast and if you're listening on Spotify that's so great we thank you so much for the support but like maybe head over to Apple you know leave a review yeah maybe just like for this one episode stop what you're doing, switch over to Apple, and we just can like conglomerate. Yeah. We can combine our forces. Yeah. Kind of like the writers.

There's power in numbers. Mm-hmm. Whew, I'm glad I got that off my chest. Me as well. I look forward to seeing if this bears any fruit. And if your theory is correct. Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing if this bears any fruit um and if your theory is correct yeah I want yeah I'm looking forward to seeing like what the smart list guys they're probably panicking like oh my god the toast is coming for our neck what do we do we can't let them be number

one that's probably like they're having a meeting on zoom right now for sure hey guys hey boys hey boys uh collab soon collab that's a lot of people on one podcast. I think we'd have to go separately. I wouldn't want to do it without you. So true. I don't want to do anything without you. So true, yet you're in the Hamptons gallivanting without me. How's my boy?

Jackie's watching Theo for the weekend. I must have called four times last night. Like, I'm obsessed. How is he? He's so great. You called me when I was already, like, in the weekend. I must have called four times last night. Like I'm obsessed. How is he? He's so great. You called me when I was already like in the bedroom. I figured you had like turned in for the night. I turned in. It's lights out. But he is doing great. Him and Harry are having such a blast. Bruno is having his internal struggle but he does get his moments like of of joy being mommy sweet angel and I and that buoys him to get to the next day but overall

it's been really lovely I'm so glad and you know you and I did chat last night but I think everyone should know like I was in I was in the uber with Brian he was asking me so many questions about the camper the counselor you know like dad energy he just had questions and I was like trying to recite what I know of the book from memory but to be honest I need to memorize the whole thing because like I couldn't I couldn't hack it and so I just decided to what if I just call Jackie up and get a live reading from the author herself and we all were in the car we like put the phone up and Jackie read the book for us you guys like literally everyone was crying in the back of this uber um and it felt like it was a

great moment for mothers for fathers for campers for counselors and I think everybody should head over to thecamperandthecounselor.com to get a copy or head over to Talk Shop Live to get a signed copy. Are they still available? They are still available. All of the links to all of the different retailers are in my bio or you could go to camperandcounselor.com. You could get it straight up on Amazon, you know, if that's how you like to do it. You could go to IndieBound, Trulia, if you want to support small bookshops. Like, there's a million ways to skin this cat and get this book. So, thank you to everyone who's already pre-ordered. And if you've been on the fence, like, pull the trigger.

Just do it. Like, Nike. What if you just pre-ordered the book? The winding camp roads give me goosebumps and chills. That was me driving to the Hamptons yesterday. I'm like, Ben, are these winding camp roads giving me goosebumps and chills. That was me driving to the Hamptons yesterday. I'm like, Ben, are these winding camp roads giving you goosebumps and chills? Oh, another major life update. Have you ever had Blaze Pizza?

Yes, I have because I did like an ad for them literally six years ago. Okay, like I obviously know what it is. It's like a newer fast food place. It's not an obvious one. It's one of the, it's like a newer fast food, you know, place. It's not like, it's not an obvious one. You know, it's not like McDonald's or Burger King. But me and Ben were driving to the Hamptons and oh my God, I was so fucking hungry. I thought I was going to faint. And like I just needed to, you know when you need to eat, like eat the first thing that

you see in your line of vision? Yeah. That was me. And I just, I saw a Blaze Pizza and I was like, what if I just got Blaze Pizza? I'd never had it before. Well, all I know about it is that they serve pizza and I think it's partially owned by LeBron James. So I was like, okay, a convergence of my two things, pizza and celebrities. And my expectations were low. I'm not going to lie. When I tell you it was so fucking delicious, like it's basically like Chipotle for pizza. Like you could just make

your own pizza and it's like really thin crust. It was so good. Like me and Ben were obsessed and they had found soda. Oh, and I walked in and guess what song was playing? I knew I was going to have a positive experience when I heard this song. I think you put it on your story.

I said it was country. So there's the genre. Lou Combs? No, it's a kind of a deep cut. It's not an obvious country. But for us, we love her and it. Who? It's a song we're always singing.

I don't know.iane i promise i didn't know he was your man by cam like so random i was like oh this place is lit and then me and the guy who were making the pizza like we kind of had this unique connection um he thought i was hilarious and therefore you know i adored him because the you know the number one way to my heart is just to tell me i'm funny oh my god he was cackling and i, you know, I adored him because the, you know, the number one way to my heart is just to tell me I'm funny. Oh my God, he was cackling and I didn't even say anything that funny. I was just like, oh man, I can't find my husband. Ben was like walking around the block looking for something else.

I'm like, we're just going to eat Blaze Pizza. And then you never found your husband again. Now you have a new husband. Now I slept with the Blaze Pizza guy. He's here with me this weekend. Is he going to be our sports correspondent on the podcast today? Uh, no, he's not really into sports. Oh, what's he into?

Pizza. That's awesome. Yeah. I just wanted to say, like, I kind of pride myself on being, you know, really well-versed in the fast food universe. And I had, like, never had it. And now that I have, like, I will be having it again. It was excellent. Okay, great. Are you going to go to that one on your way home so you can see your man it was honestly yes it was honestly gorgeous it was

so clean I used the bathroom too and it was like so divinely clean um except I will say I got a chocolate chip cookie and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever had in my life like I actually couldn't even finish it which is so not like me because even a bad chocolate chip cookie is like still a cookie yeah it's still like cookie flour sugar I mean chocolate flour sugar cookie flour sugar so it was disgusting and they need to work on that but they sold beer and wine and I'm like how do we need to get spritz and blaze we do also like maybe you should have done the partnership with blaze six years ago literally I'm obsessed or today and not you Jackie not you just kind of like sitting on this secret of blaze like you knew and you didn't tell me.

Yeah, no. And I remember there's not a Blaze in the city, so I had to go outside. I think I went towards New Jersey for it. I went to Queens. Blaze takes you to amazing places. No, you really do. And like there were all these like teenagers. It's clearly like a local spot where like everybody just like chills and like it's like a nice after school hangout because it was

like Thursday, maybe three o'clock. They had just gotten out of school. They're like eating pizza, like playing on their phones. Like it just honestly was kind of idyllic. Wow. Beautiful day. It really was. It took us forever to get to the Hamptons yesterday. Literally, if you do the drive to the Hamptons, it's one highway. Literally, it's the Long Island Expressway the entire way. It's the most boring drive because you just don't do anything.

And when we get in the car, Ben's like, I have a Google Maps. Ben doesn't use Apple, so I have Google Maps. He's like, let's use Waze. I'm like, why Google Maps? I'm like, what's the big deal? He's like, I like to see

Waze tells you when there are cops. I'm like, oh, okay. Oh, because he's an insane fucking driver. I'm going to call the cops on him. He's dodging the popo, you know? I'm going to say, get your eyes' new license plate number. Yeah.

And I'm going to call whenever I'll track you. Yeah. Because I have your GPS and then I'll call the local sheriff and say, there's a madman on the LIE. So we used Waze. And when I tell you, we were not on the Long Island Expressway for one minute. I didn't even know there was a way to get to the Hamptons. That doesn't just take the LIE all the we used Waze and when I tell you we were not on the Long Island Expressway

for one minute I didn't even know there was a way to get to the Hamptons that doesn't just take the LIE all the way to Manorville. Like I

we were and the time kept going up like literally we were supposed to get there I think 3.55 we got here at 5 o'clock. It was the longest drive ever by the time we got out of the car

like we were so fucking done with each other we were like literally hating hating each other's guts and I think that's kind of why the Blaze Pizza guy was so like easily able to come between us because we were vulnerable you were

vulnerable and so you're saying ways took you on a bad path yeah it wasn't the ways to go and that's what ways does now like people are still like living in this fantasy that ways like you'll circumvent the traffic and you'll find new streets that nobody knows about like ways is ruined you guys don't know like you will you will circumvent the traffic and you'll find new streets that nobody knows about. Like, Waze is ruined, you guys. Don't bother. No, like, you will. You will circumvent the traffic and you will find new roads. But, like, at what cost?

No, and everyone else who's using Waze is on those roads. Yes, it's so true. There was, like, all these other forlorn cars clearly going to the Hamptons on these, like, random ass back roads. We were all just looking at each other. What have we done? Right, so those of us who are a step ahead are going back to the major highways where everyone has left because they're following Waze. Yeah.

So that was like a little bit about my day thus far. Okay, well thank you for sharing. You're welcome. Thank you for opening up. It's been a pleasure. And how was your party? Oh, this party was fabulous. You know, I hadn't been to Surf Lodge

on a Thursday night ever. If you go on Surf Lodge, like, you know, for those who don't know, like, the one of the most popular places to go out in Montauk. And it's a madhouse on the weekends. Like, it's so fun, but it's so packed. And I guess, like, on the weekdays, they do different types of events that are much more chill. And oh my god, it was heavenly. Like, because if you've been to Surf Lodge, it's so beautiful. It's on the water and it's a sunset, but it's hard to focus on the beauty of it all on the weekends. Cause it's just so packed, so much energy, so many people. It was so civilized. There was like a live band. We had drinks, we had dinner. It was amazing. I literally, I so underrated to go on a Thursday night. It was so beautiful. We had a great time. Then we just

came back and swam. I went to bed early, watched a little young Sheldon it was it was gorgeous gorgeous yeah really good stuff well we'll set you a sale on your weekend first we have to deliver the fast five stories plus a little tv recap I watched Kardashians I don't think you did I did not but the fifth and final story will is coupled with the tv recap so without further ado here are the Fast Five Stories that you need to know. And the Fast Five Stories that you need to know is brought to you by eBay Authenticity Guarantee. Jackie and I love to invest, whether it's in purses, clothing, shoes. We are always making sure to shop smart with eBay Authenticity Guarantee. eBay authenticators are there verifying every detail of your purchase.

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Okay? So let's make meat history today. Head over to the meat aisle at your local store. Grab some Impossible Beef or patties and get grilling because it's hot grill summer and some of us are hungry. So thank you, Impossible Foods, for sponsoring today's episode. Thank you. You're welcome. Our first story I will say these stories are in no particular order. Okay. Joe Jonas reveals an embarrassing moment in his life when he pooped himself on stage. Yep so while appearing on Kiss FM's Will and Woody radio show in Australia on Thursday the singer was asked to tell a story he's never told before.

In reply, he spilled the beans about the time he pooped his pants on stage. He said, I was with a few friends yesterday and we were just talking about how there's a point in your life where as an adult you can remember the last time you shot your pants. He said that the incident happened four years ago and that he was saved by a rapid costume change. He said, it's fresh, but I've been able to work through it a lot of therapy he said let's just say it was a bad day to choose to wear white clothing you might you think it might be a little toot it might have been a little something else a little something extra okay you know so it was like mid wardrobe shit change during the set if you go in the archives there's a wardrobe change halfway through the show and it was maybe a little bit like, oh, that was an interesting choice to change clothes quickly. That's a story I've never told before. He said it was a light one. It wasn't a full,

so I was able to tell the tale. Okay. Cool. Let me know if you want more details on the color of the smell. No. My God. No, he literally is being so detailed, it's borderline offensive. No, he literally is being so detailed it's borderline offensive. I do often wonder about people who perform so much. Like, I've never seen, you know, like a star sneeze. Like, how does Taylor Swift, like, not have to sneeze for the whole three hours? You know what I mean? I mean, your body does, like, kind of get with the program when you have, like, a lot riding on things.

Like, your body just, like, figures it out. But I think when you perform so much, like you're obviously bound to something to go wrong. And I do often think about that. So I'm glad he told the story because I did wonder, but he did, you know, go into such grave detail. I'm, as somebody who like at one point was really attracted to Joe Jonas, I'm definitely second guessing myself. Yeah, I think it's really generous of you

to compare like shitting your pants to a sneeze, which like a sneeze is so involuntary. No, for sure. But I'm like more, I think it's really generous of you to compare like shitting your pants to a sneeze, which like a sneeze is so involuntary. No, for sure. But I'm like more, I'm really talking about like just bodily functions that we experience every day that you really can't experience on stage. Yes, I agree with that. Like even having to pee, which they schedule time for pee breaks. And I'm sure like you plan your drinking beforehand.

It just sounds like he was getting a little brazen with his farts on stage. Yeah. No, I mean, that's crazy. He probably farts a lot on stage and he just like kind of got confused. I mean, it's kind of the perfect place to fart. It's so loud. Nobody's going to hear you. Everybody in the room is like jumping, sweating, screaming, crying, throwing up.

Like there's just smells everywhere. Like no one's going to assume that the smell is like something you created. Right. So I get that. I do. That's why, you know, I think we'd all be lying if we said, like, you know, none of us have ever, like, farted at a club. It's really the perfect place to fart. Having said that, it was a lot of detail.

Yeah, it was. But it's a slow news day, so this is big news. No, he couldn't have chosen a worse time to tell this story because it's getting way more pickup than it normally would I've seen it everywhere because there's really nothing going on like everyone's on strike so no one's like doing anything and it's like he told it in Australia like I think he thought it made its way all the way in this corner of the world my American fans will never know they'll never find out but no that's so funny and so true.

And I'm like, the timing truly couldn't have been worse. Yeah. Now it's literally the biggest story. Of the day. I saw it like three times this morning before we even started recording. It's the number one fast five. It literally is the number one fast five. I'm so sorry, Jo.

But your timing really could have been better. Yeah. Are you ready for have been better. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Jake Owen is addressing the rumors that claim Taylor Swift. Jake Owen? Jake Owen, the country singer. The country star? Yeah.

Wow, deep cut. He's so random. But the rumor is that Sparks Fly is about him. What? And he's addressing the rumor. about him what and he's addressing the rumor so he said that he's not the man behind Taylor Swift's song Sparks Fly following the release of Speak Now Taylor's version the singer admitted he's aware that Swifties have theories about him being the inspiration for the 2010 song he said it's a great song and the speculation has always been funny to me I'm sure Taylor probably laughs at it

too but I'm happy to even have my name in the discussion around it. She's so sweet. She's an amazing girl and an amazing artist. It's been incredible to see how she's grown as a musician and what a global phenomenon she's become. So according to the Swifties, they speculate that it's about him because she wrote Portland, Oregon in the song's liner notes, allegedly hinting at their performance in the city together. I think she was opening for him 17 years ago they performed in portland and

like there's something about the song that's portland right portland oregon i know i knew like i didn't have enough time to think through oh my god i like how do you say it portland oregon like how do you say it portland oregon but like i know probably oregon is how oregonians say it but the way that i speak is like through accentuated vowels i have to be true to myself oregon okay i mean i guess it's the oregon trail yeah yeah yeah yeah probably like the best fun fact i currently have in my arsenal is that the o Trail was created by Kevin O'Leary, Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank. Yeah. And that was like a part of the education company that he first sold that made him like a billionaire and why he's really eligible for being a shark. Yeah.

As he should be. As he should be. He's also just the best shark. It's taken me years to like realize it. Really? When I used to watch the show in earnest, you know, before, you know, I was just a young girl watching. Before you became jaded. Yeah, when I was just young,

I thought he was like really unnecessarily mean. I agree. And now I'm like, these people need to hear this. He's saving people time and money. So true. And by not sugarcoating their bad ideas. No, you are 100% right.

I think it's kind of that thing where like you watch TV for many years of your life, Sex and the City, and you're POV on the characters as a young person versus, you know, once you're mature,

it changes completely. Yeah. Like I would definitely be the Simon now. Maybe growing up, I fancied myself a little Paula. Or Randy. Randy.

You were definitely a Randy growing up. But now I'm like people need to hear hard truths. And nobody wants to say it. Nobody wants to be the one. But you're going to be the one. I would be the one now. No, I agree with you completely. I used to be like, oh my God, you're so mean.

But sometimes these people like are so dumb and they need to be told that. And like some of the other sharks just say like nonsense in order to get out of the deal because they obviously don't want to be a part of the deal so they're like by a mile yeah but like wonderful at least takes the time to let them know why like he doesn't want to be a deal and like why your idea is shit totally knowledge is power wait can we go back to Jake Owen? Yeah. I had literally no idea his name was even a part of the Swift universe. He's such a random, like, old school country artist.

Having said that, that's such a nice thing to say about Taylor, like, that he's just happy to be a part of the conversation. And he's a cutie. So, like, I could totally see Taylor having, like, opened for him and had a crush on him. He's, like like extremely good looking. And Sparks Fly is such a nice song. Like it's. Yeah. It's completely complimentary.

I want to look up the lyrics. Like it's just a very flattering song if it's potentially written about you. Yeah. Who else. Who. Do you have any names in the mix for who it was about? I never. I never thought who is Sparks Fly about. Like I think of the whole Speak Now era

as like about different people. Does he have green eyes? Hit me with those green eyes baby as the lights go down. Give me something that'll haunt me when you're not around. Does he have green eyes? Does John Mayer?

John Mayer. And I don't think Sparks Fly is about John Mayer. John Mayer has brown eyes. Okay don't think speaking of I don't think Sparks Fly is about John Mayer John Mayer has brown eyes okay okay he's a brown eyed girl my brown eyed girl

so it's possible and look get me with those green eyes baby as the lights go down because they were like doing a show together on tour

yeah and the lights went down because then the lights go up give me something that'll haunt me when you're not around oh that might be a reference to haunted. Who's haunted about?

Which is also on speak now, so if we could figure out who's haunted is about too, we could perhaps connect the two. You and I walk a fragile line. Because they work together. I have known it all this time, but I never thought I'd live to see it break. Okay, I don't know what that's about. I'm getting quiet and it's all too soon, and I can't trust anything now.

And it's coming over you like it's all a big mistake. Okay. I don't know. I just want to say, this song's about Jake Owen. Okay, continue. She said, like, my mind forgets to remind me you're a bad idea. I imagine, like, one, he was 10 years older than her and probably married. They worked together.

Just because. You're a bad idea. You touch me once and it's really something. You find I'm even better than you imagined I would be. He literally just said that in the interview. Like, she's an amazing artist. I think he was probably, like, so taken. By her beauty, her talent, her youth.

She was even better than he imagined she would be. She's on her guard for the rest of the world, but with him, she knows it's no good. She could wait patiently, but she really wishes he would. Drop everything now. Meet her in the pouring rain. It's very rainy in the Pacific Northwest. It's so

true. Kiss her on the sidewalk. Take away the pain, because she sees sparks fly whenever he smiles. And maybe his show had pyrotechnics maybe we're flying but he also like has a gorgeous smile I think he has veneers he's extremely handsome he's like how do you go on tour with this man and not write a song about him honestly and like not fall in love with him when you're the opener so he's like much more famous than you I'm sure he was a you know a real mentor to her and he's so handsome and she's so young and impressionable

I I never thought for I never would have guessed it's about him but like it totally could be it's totally about him but I also think he has no idea it's about him right because it's really a song about a crush it's not about two people who ever fell in love it's like about right it's like a dream it's a fantasy yeah it's like kind of. Yeah. So he has no idea it's about him. She thinks, like he thinks that she and him are laughing about this together. Meanwhile, she's laughing at him that he has no clue. Totally. We're not laughing with you, Jake.

We're laughing at you. But I'm glad that he said this because now we know it is about him. No, now we know he's a part of the Speak Now universe. I did not know that. Yeah. And that he's a good one. Yeah. He seems like a nice guy. Yeah. And he's a part of the Speak Now universe. I did not know that. Yeah. And that he's a good one. Yeah, he seems like a nice guy. Yeah, and he's so handsome.

Yeah, and he's, like, random, too. It's not obvious. Like, John Mayer's so obvious, you know? Yeah, like, that's everyone's crush. But, like, more girls should be crushing on Jake Owen. Agreed. Agreed. Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah. It's actually a great story because we get to talk about Shark Tank some more. Agreed. Agreed. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. It's actually a great story because we get to talk about Shark Tank some more. Because Shark Tank star Barbara Corcoran is showing off her $1 million mobile home. Oh, I saw it on TikTok. She said it's her Taj Mahal. So Shark Tank star Barbara Corcoran shocked fans when she took viewers inside her mobile home. In a TikTok video posted by Caleb Simpson, the creator known to document a host of celebrity homes,

she seemed giving a tour of her humble West Coast pad in affluent Pacific Palisades. She calls it a double wide. She said, here's my Taj Mahal, she added, explaining that she paid $800K for the home and invested $150K more for renovations. Her kitchen is equipped with the leftover tiles she had at her New York City penthouse, which overlooks Central Park. She said that she prefers her mobile home, which boasts ocean views, to her luxury Manhattan pad. She said, as beautiful as my New York City penthouse is over the park with all this space,

it does not have an ocean, and there's no arguing with the ocean. There's an allure to looking at the ocean that you can't beat in my opinion so you know Barbara's a queen having said that this could never be me yeah this is like one of your least favorite celebrity trends yeah like glorifying you know being middle class you know like I just oh I want a house by the ocean and I'm Barbara Corcoran let me go buy the biggest one in Malibu like I love her for not being wasteful like I get it but like why don't you leave like the small houses for people who need them you know yeah but it's it's not it's not very small it has two three bedrooms and I watch the video I watch a video it must be like 1500 square feet yeah but it can go on the road?

No, no. I don't think it's like a mobile home like that. Well, it says mobile. It's not a mobile home. You know how like kind of in like a trailer park? Like not all the houses are trailers. They're like, yes, you could pick them up and move them, but like they're planted in the ground.

Do you know what I mean? Got it. Yes, yes, yes. I mean it has to be. It's so big. Yeah. It's very pretty and very well done like the inside looks like you know Chip and Joe were there yeah she said it's a part-time home for her she uses it a number of weeks a year and would be thrilled if she wanted 12 weeks a year honestly so she doesn't like actually live there she said no no no I like to see people use where I live and make it warmer and you know they just leave a little puddle of happiness I feel behind when they move out at the

end of the week oh yeah and so basically what she had said I watched the video is that she saw this house like went up knocked on the door and was like I want to buy this house and the lady was like get the fuck out of here bitch it's not for sale and Barbara was like listen I'm gonna buy it I'm gonna give you a great price and you can stay here whenever you want so I think the woman who sold it to her, like, spends a lot of time there, because Barbara said she only spends a couple weeks a year there. And that's pretty cool. Yeah, that's cool, but, like, why? I don't know.

Why this house? No, I don't know. Well, Barbara Corcoran is quirky. That, Barbara Corcoran. Yeah, that's something that you need to know. Yeah. But I feel like it comes through on the show it comes through on the show but in real life she's just as if not more quirky Ben just shot a video series with her he was like she was not what I expected I'm like no I know

she's like kind of quirky she came on the breath ones and she was not what I expected and then a lot of times she'll do other shows and sometimes what she says like goes viral she says crazy stuff like the stuff like when she said her and Whoopi like they that she could like fit two of herself in whoopi's pants yeah she like she says crazy shit yeah she got in she's got in so much trouble for that but see she's not trying to like start drama. She's just like an oddball quirky queen. Right. Totally. So this maybe is just like one of those things we're going to chalk up to like Barbara Corcoran. Barbara Corcoran. 100%. Yeah. And it's just so funny because like if you live in New York, I don't know if I'm sure Corcoran exists outside of New York, but it's like

the premier real estate. It is like Sothebyby's it's like so highbrow and just knowing it was started by quirky Barbara Corcoran is so funny yeah it is really funny and that is true I kind of forgot that Corcoran is her yeah I mean she I believe she sold it a while ago but it's her name like Corcoran it's all over like it's so elite like the biggest houses in the Hamptons and penthouses are all Corcoran like it's so elevated. Like, it's so elite. Like, the biggest houses in the Hamptons and penthouses are all Corcoran. Like, it's so elevated and highbrow. And it's just like this nutty little lady, you know? Yeah. It's hilarious. It really is. Oh, are you ready for our next story? No. No? Are you? No. Well, I am about to be because the

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star-studded cast walked out of the film's uk premiere on thursday as thousands of actors went on the biggest strike to hit hollywood in 60 years you know the studios are so dumb because like they should just agree. They just need to like negotiate and get to a good place with the union because we're about to like enter into this like renaissance of movies. Like we were just talking about earlier in this week how theaters have been struggling and movies have been struggling getting people in theaters. And now it's like this Barbie hype and the Oppenheimer hype. And now all these moments are being, you know, sidetracked because of the the strike. So it would really just behoove them to make it work yeah I mean I think they're trying to make it work that's just the gap is so wide that's what Fran was saying like

I feel like they're both trying to come to the table but they're they really can't see each other I don't know what's gonna have to give you know Fran held a press conference and I think she was asked like you know how could you be gallivanting you know in Italy Dolce and Gabbana Kim Kardashian when there's such an important thing going on and she's like that is work like we are working I'm sure Kim Kardashian would rather be at home with her three kids at her house like we are working I was literally oh you know in three different time zones up all night working with everyone like but I still have to work and honestly I just like loved the direct nature of her response like she was like fuck you yeah no she was taking no shit and also like I think people need to reserve that kind of outreach for like politicians who are not like where they

need to be and like instead off gallivanting like like seriously leave Fran alone like don't fucking start with Fran like she can do her job remotely and it's like right you know actors and writers and it's like they'll be okay I have the. And it's like, they'll be okay. I have the, like, the utmost faith in Fran. Like, that's what I was saying the other day. Like, you know, it's Fran versus Bob Iger. Like, but I really, I'm putting my money on Fran. I just feel like if Fran and Bob got into the room, they could, just the two of them,

you know, kind of put, set all the noise aside. But they can't, Jackie. There's so much red tape. I know. But I feel like if it was the two of them they both seem like like logical level headed business people.

Like if they could just get to talking. Wait. I kind of ship. Like I feel like this is the start of like a romance novel. She's the head

of the actors union. Literally. But she's ahead of no they're on equal playing fields now because she's ahead of the actors union. It is a romance novel.

Like they're it's enemies to lovers. And they have to and they have to like be locked a romance novel like they're it's it's enemies to lovers and they have to right and they have to like be locked in a room like we're not getting out of this room we're sleeping in the same bed until we figure out and then they literally they leave the room with you know the best deal for everyone and you know a ring on her hand yeah they need to simplify this yeah what is the name of this romance book slash movie called where Fran and Bob, like, it's like something about like the art of the deal, you know? Ooh, not like the SAG saga? No, that's too obvious.

Like, one of my books, it would be called like The Exchange, you know? Totally. I literally just read a book called The Deal. It would be like The Lockout. It was horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or no, like Strike Through Her Heart. Right.

It's the deal he never expected and she never wanted. Like something like that. That's good. Obsessed. We figured it out. Obsessed. Write the book. Somebody get Colleen on it.

But we also have the solution to the strike. No, I kind of ship. I don't know what both of their marital like situations are but they are perfect for each other. Yeah and just get the two of them in the room together and this thing will sort itself out. No one else because other people I feel like other people have like interests you know people have like vested interests in like agendas in in halting things and you know everyone has their agenda you got to look out for them but I feel like Fran and Bob are you know they're operating they have their agenda obviously but like for their people it's the one that we know you know it's not like the the back channeling that we don't ulterior motive yeah love that okay so solved just an idea like I just want to say

like going to a premiere getting like all dressed and taking all the pictures and like them leaving. I just feel like the premieres. Counterintuitive. You didn't really like make a statement because you like the part that happens next, like we don't even get to see. And it's like what you, I imagine they don't want to see their movie again. Like they kind of like gain the system.

They get to like look like they're like hi i'm helping it's performative but it was like better for them that they only had to show up for 20 minutes but they still got their getty photo right they got like the pr which is the whole point of a premiere right right like you could have like canceled the whole premiere and it's a good point made a statement yeah so i just don't really feel like they did anything but um no that's fact that's my take no that's major facts and then they did like this whole walkout while the cameras were up thus making it more no they pressed for the film the whole thing is more pressed for the film like we wouldn't be talking about their UK premiere like it was so self-serving. No, it was kind of perfect.

Mission accomplished. Respect the hustle. Look like a hero. Look like a hero. Promote your movie. Yeah. Not actually have to sacrifice anything. Right. Get home earlier.

Not have to see this long-ass movie again. Go to bed happy. But you got your pics to post to the gram, where you can pretend like you were helping. Right. Love that for them. The cycle of performative activism continues to move. The cycle is complete.

Yes. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yes. Because Khloe Kardashian is denying that she was shading Black China with comments about Dream. So in this week's episode of the kardashians it's dream's sixth birthday party chloe's talking a little bit about her role as oh my god that was six years ago the black and black china and rob that makes sense that's when we were like doing the breath yeah i know it's just so crazy it actually

tracks feels like yesterday and i was doing a blaze pizza hat yeah literally um so Chloe talks about like her role in Dream's life and her role like as Rob's sister and you can tell that she's trying to be so delicate about the matter and political the only thing that she really says is like I feel like I'm a third parent sometimes she never like you know a what could have felt like more true and harsher would have been, like, I feel like Dream's mom. But she didn't say anything like that. Like, she said I don't have a relationship with Dream's mom because she sued us for hundreds of millions of dollars. But, like, Dream has her mom.

And I just feel like a third parent sometimes because I'm so close to Rob. And, like, True and Dream are so close. So I'm just, like, always with Dream. Chloe's role in Dream's life, like, came up a few times on the show. the show and you could really tell she like was struggling with how to word what she was saying while not being disrespectful. So I think then people took that and ran with it like that she's a co-parent to Dream. She's usurping Dream's mom. So she took to Instagram to say it saddens me to see clickbait headlines that are taken out of context or twisted to be something that they're not. I love all of my nieces and nephews more than I can express she said that

she's particularly close with dream my brother and I are extremely close I'm with dream all the time because I'm with my brother all the time I love her beyond measure she also said that she's really close with true um I wholeheart she said I wholeheartedly believe that it takes a village to raise a child life is full of ups and downs and I am proud that we have a family that can lean on one another that's what family does she said Rob is doing the best he can as a parent and in life Angela is doing the best she can as a parent and in life and I am doing the best I can as a parent and in life we are all trying to do our best in life our children are healthy and happy so she's really like slamming these exaggerations which is I'm sure so frustrating

for her because she really wasn't trying to say anything no and I think we learned that Rob has I think primary custody of Dream so Chloe being with Dream all the time actually makes a lot of sense because she's so close with Rob right and. And Rob is always with his daughter. Instagram is not reality, but Dream is always with the kids. Which, you know what? And she should be because there's literally three other girls that are her age. Like Dream, Chicago, True. Stormy. And True and Stormy are like all the same age.

And they like the same things. No, you should grow up with your cousins. There's literally nothing wrong with this. Yeah. I'm just really curious like if anything has changed and they like the same thing. No, you should grow up with your cousins. There's literally nothing wrong with this. Yeah. I'm just really curious like if anything has changed between China and the girls since China found God. I know. I feel like they would have that in common.

And I was what I was about to say is like I feel so kind of conflicted with the China thing because like she was really horrible to the Kardashians and I feel like the Kardashians like did all that they could for her and she ended up suing them for hundreds of millions of dollars but I'm also in this you know I'm following her journey where like you know she's getting her filler removed and she's kind of like living this more modest lifestyle and I'm really really like rooting for her um I think it's like a genuine change so I don't know how to grapple both those ideas. Yeah, me too. I mean, maybe it just takes time. Like maybe I think they are very forgiving and a lot has like happened in their family. They kind of have to have like a short memory.

But I imagine that like sure, Chyna says she's changed and is changing. But like you kind of need to stick with it longer before you're going to like believe you. But who knows if Chyna even forgives them because she feels like she was wronged by them. Right. But it would be better for everyone if everyone could get on the same page. So in the context of the episode from this week, where did she say that? Did she throw Dream a birthday party? She threw Dream her birthday party.

Yeah. So there was like a conversation. One, she's on the phone with Rob planning the party, like writing down everything Dream wants. Then at the party, like her and Scott are in. on camera rob no just his voice but she said she thinks rob will come back to the show eventually that he talks about it and he seemed extremely well on the phone good like they were just like having like a normal brother sister combo um you would never know that like, he was struggling for so long. Like, it was just totally a fine conversation about, like, the kids' party. Okay, good.

I saw a bunch of clips. Chloe said he's the best dad. Oh. Which is really sweet. Yeah, there were a lot of clips. The episode, like, was, I actually didn't really love it. Okay. Because it was all about this, like, Christmas album, which was, I think other people enjoyed it.

I don't know why I didn't. was like really bothering me like they were the clips that I saw were so funny no they were recording this album it's like no one wanted to record it and it's like nobody has a gun to your guys's head like you don't have to do things you don't want to do this family and Christmas like between the Christmas card like they always there's so much I guess that's kind of relatable like holidays really bring out the worst in people like when you're with your family for so long but like they need to stop doing things together on Christmas because it's always a fight. No and like they're all freaking out about having to sing like nobody wants to sing first of all apparently Kendall has a good voice she won't participate. I saw that clip are you kidding me

that's so lame. So lame. You have a good voice let's hear it. Kylie wouldn't do it either because it's not how she sees her singing career going. She was in one scene and she stole the show. With her singing? No, with her commentary. She was so funny. Kendall and Kylie are giving us nothing. Khloe literally was having a panic attack about singing, but she wanted to do it because she had FOMO if they did it without her. But she's literally having a miserable time. Kim doesn't, you know how shy she gets. She doesn't want to sing and she like runs away and is like calls baby face and it's

like let's do our own song and then I can just like present it to the family and I'll be like totally auto tuned. It's like wait so literally not one of you wants to do this. Why are we doing this? And why are they doing it? Whose idea is it? It's Kourtney's idea. She thinks it's a fun way for the family to spend time together they love Christmas Chris Chris's song last year like

charted and they're gonna donate all the money to charity but like why do I need to listen to a Christmas song from a bunch of people who don't want to be singing who have really bad voices okay I agree with that but I do like agree with Courtney that it's a fun thing to do it's for charity they love Christmas like I don't know why everyone wouldn't like want to be on board they're just like the way that they're freaking out about having to sing it's like It's a fun thing to do. It's for charity. They love Christmas. Like, I don't know why everyone wouldn't, like, want to be on board. They're just, like, the way that they're freaking out about having to sing, it's like, is that normal? No, like, nobody's putting a gun to your head. You're right. And it's like, I have the worst voice.

But put me in the studio, bitch. Put me in coach. Like, they were so shy and, like, literally freaking out. Like, I can't explain it. And I was just like, so why are we doing this? Right. I don't know. It was so honestly unnecessary.

Frustrating. And bizarre. And then we had Dream's birthday. And then also Kim Prank the family saying she was going to be the bachelorette. Oh, I saw that clip going viral and everyone was like, is this real? Like, how dumb are you? Like, how long do you have to be, like, on the internet to, like, have awareness as to what's real and what's not?

Like, never for one mere moment did I think Kim Kardashian was going to be the bachelorette when I saw that clip. They're like, tune in to find out. And she was, like, pranking Chris. And so Chris, like, immediately calls Robert Mills and is like, I heard you're talking to Kim about being the bachelorette. This is this is just like not how I see her career going

and it's like Kim's career is gone like it is wherever it's what it's where you do whatever she wants she has a four billion dollar valuation for her company she's the most famous woman in the world she can do whatever the fuck she wants you don't have to worry about like her direction of her career so her career it's like saying I don't know Bob Iger doesn't know if he wants if his career is where he wants it to be going the thing with the pranks and the Kardashians is like there are like a few that are beyond iconic of course like Todd Crane's Art Vandelay but for every Art Vandelay there's one of these like there's so there's actually like 10 bad pranks it's so so true. Also for every one good one. The beginning of the

episode Chris and Scott were talking about Mason's bar mitzvah. Oh I saw that clip too. Wow I've literally seen the whole episode from TikTok. You have. That I'm really excited for. It was so cute so far. He's like studying. I know with his tutor he loves the tutor. I'm obsessed. I was obsessed with that too. I also think it was like clearly an intentional conversation. Like wanting, and I respect it. Like there was a lot of conversation at that time in the culture about Kanye and his stance on Jews. And I think this was a nice reminder. Like a lot of the Kardashian kids are actually Jewish.

Right. It was a really good time for there to be a bar mitzvah. Bar mitzvah. No, I can't wait for that. Not saying that's why they did it. But like, you know, can't we acknowledge we acknowledge also I saw a lot of clips I guess there was a lot of like Scott and Chloe you know time this episode and really the more I watch like the more certain I am that these two like that's how their story ends like them them it with them. There's really no reason that it doesn't end with them.

The whole show. I get it. I get it. It's weird. No. The E show plus this show like is just a whole long storyline. Love story. A love story between Scott and Chloe.

Yeah. Okay. So Mason's dad would also be his uncle. Like it's fine. Crazier things have happened. Especially in that family. I know. I don't even think it's that family I know I don't even

think it's like that disgusting I don't think so either like Courtney hates him hate with every fiber of her being she didn't post for him on Father's Day I thought that was so weird did she post for Travis I believe so I remember I remember watching her stories and being like is she gonna like say something about Scott because he is the father of her children and I didn't see anything if she posted something later correct me but I did not see anything damn I feel like there's such bad blood they're never sure they're never in one scene together so maybe like a good way to warm up Tim would be you know to see her sister so happy yeah it's it's a theory oh and then there was like a lit dinner between scott chloe and kim

kim was third i saw that one where they were just like talking to the camera yeah talking about well i really do not need to watch this episode i've seen everything and they were talking about like all the crazy things people like say about them but it was like things i've never heard like that kim had a tear in one of her confessionals they said it was a CGI tear oh I saw that it did look CGI I guess but like that's okay that's not what people are talking about like we're talking about Balenciaga right and you're not I don't know if Balenciaga has happened yet in the show I don't think it has because she's wearing it she literally walks into the piano lesson with the song teacher and puts her Balenciaga bag right on the piano.

Yeah, no. It's definitely before. Yeah. And we'll see if they discuss. I'm not getting the vibe that they're going to. Me neither. Because I think there's only 10 episodes in a season and like we're halfway through. Oh, yeah.

And I feel like they would tease it more. They would tease it if they were talking about it because they know that we want to hear about it yeah darn darn darn well I guess I'm not going to be watching the new episode

of the Kardashians because I've pretty much seen it so there's that yeah you don't have to and that's our show yeah that's our show

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