The Toast - Verdict Is: Booger: Wednesday, September 10th, 2025

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

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Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson Clodden, we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy hump day. Don't forget to hum someone you love. And speaking of girlies that I personally love.

And of course, oh, you can't hurt to ask. Would always love an opportunity to hump. It's Jacqueline Foley, the editor of Runway, France. I would crush it. Just letting you miss you know if I were the editor-in-chief. Oh, crush. Swirly vibes all the time. Chloe Malley, step aside.

Yeah, she could use a little sprinkle of swirl. Hey, Jack's, happy Thursday. Wednesday. I can't believe it's Wednesday. That hadn't registered to me. I thought yesterday was Wednesday and yesterday was such a long day. And I'm just done keeping track

of the days of the week. I actually usually post my outfit on Instagram and like write the day that it is. Happy Thursday. It's just like something I've been doing since the dawn of time and it's getting harder and harder. And I'm getting it wrong more and more.

Wow. Okay, so she's, you heard it here first. This is what I was doing. She's wiping her hands clean of days of the week. Even though it's literally our entire personality. I know, but it's just like there. It's just getting hard to keep up with. Okay, listen, you at this stage in your life and your pregnancy,

like you have to do what you have to do. Yeah, like Saturday is Sunday, Sunday is Saturday, and the other days are all the same. Correct. Happy Sunday. Happy Tuesday. But I guess happy Wednesday. That's cool that it's Wednesday, latter half.

Happy Martes to everyone who celebrate our sons. Miraculous, but okay. Oh, for sure. Miraculous, you're right. I'm sorry. I speak a myriad of languages, Spanish, of course, being one of them. And I just, it's hard, you know, sometimes you get your, your language is confused. Yes, of course.

It actually does happen a lot. Like, whenever I find myself speaking a lot of one language, like, if I ever, like, when we were on vacation in Israel and, like, you speak more Hebrew, I started to, like, throw some Spanish in there, because they're literally the same. They're the same. Hebrew and Spanish are the same. Can confirm. That's what I'm saying.

Can confirm. No intuendo, pour favor. Shalom Shalom Well today is kind of a highly anticipated day here at the toast Because we teased this yesterday We have a fabulous show today And then we also have an additional dear toasters

At the end of today's episode Now I don't want to spoil it But we've a major sponsor coming in saying I just know there was a girl who worked Like at the agency who represented this brand Being like I want my dear toasters So I'm just going to pay for it Oh interesting

I was just going to say like a toaster in tune with what's necessary What the market wants What the people want And that is sponsored DT. And the people came in so clutch yesterday figuring out what she doesn't even know is about. Now a lot of people were like, yeah, Jackie's right. It's from Euro Trip.

It's Scotty doesn't know. No. No, no, no. I didn't say it's from Euro Trip. I said it feels like something like that, even though it wound up. Not. It wound up being so swirly.

Of course it's from the iconic. Raise your voice. And yeah, they're like at a part. Like some guys like mixing like a thing and he's trying to get the attention of that girl. showcase, right? Yeah, right. He takes, he's like a DJ. He's like, she doesn't even know! And he says it into

the microphone and then like records it and makes like a Bap-B-B-B-B-B-B-Dha with it. Iconic. I can't believe I wasn't able to place that on my own. I'm disappointed in myself. No, it was like so, we were never going to get it, but it felt so good when it clicked. And there are a lot of films that

we quote a lot that literally raised us. I feel like, you know, you could guess them. Mean girls, legally blonde, confessions of a shopaholic. Like, and Raise Her Voice is definitely one of them, and I don't even, like, consider it. It's not, like, quotable, you know. Yes, Jackie.

Ha, ha. No, but as far as, like, daily jargon, like, she wasn't really, like, slaying in a major way. She was going through a lot. Like, her brother. Oh, my, the brother. It's, like, kind of a dark film. It's not something that you just, like, pop off with.

You're so right. But it doesn't mean that it's not significant. I mean, one more mile to Jerry. Rico, the walls will tumble, the walls will tum. Like, someone's watching over me. And that, I'm sure it's like not a story, but it made waves

yesterday that Hillary Duff signed a record deal. It got the boot at the last minute. What did it get replaced by? Oh, it got replaced by Joe Jonas's nose. It did. Oh, which we need to talk about. Sorry. And so, but maybe, you know what? Don't even talk about it because I was thinking maybe tomorrow.

Like, let's see what happens. No, we're literally talking about Hillary Duff's music right now. We have to talk about. just really briefly, while I'm not one of those people who's like sitting around twiddling her thumbs waiting for Hillary Duff to rejoin the music scene, like it was a moment in time. It is what it is and it was what it was. And like I'm okay with letting sleeping dogs lie. Having said that, when you do study the discography and specifically the raise your voice soundtrack, it's hard to imagine better music ever being made. Yeah, it's tough. I feel like Hillary Duff has defied all of the

odds of like child stars, Disney stars. And I feel like that's because she's like plunged into acting and taken on, like, really good projects. And, like, I just, I couldn't ever have predicted this level of success for her, like, in such a traditional sense that you forget that she's Lizzie McGuire. Right. She's real longevity. I feel like her doing music is, like, taking steps backwards. And, like, I'm not, like, thinking it's the best idea.

However, I could have never predicted this career for her up until this point. And don't forget, she's married to Matthew Coma, like, producer to the stars. Like, she's got, like, she's got a song in her heart and she's going to sing it. So I think it's less like, you know, of a business thing versus just like creatively I feel like putting out music which is just so scary but yeah I'm gonna trust her because she's made it like this far she's crushing it she doesn't flop these days like I'm gonna trust her even though I wouldn't have made that call I know it is really hard to follow up though like coming clean like she really had and you just know shifted the cultural landscape

you just know the people who wrote those songs like that's not who she's working with not only that like that's the people who wrote those songs like aren't making contemporary hits like they were popular at that time and we did a deep dive like years ago yes we did who wrote had montana soundtrack like camp rock soundtrack like who are those people those songs are amazing yeah the kenny ortega's like of the world there are there was like a duo that was like writing all of them i don't know what they're doing now but i just know like hillary's not working with the people who brought us someone's watching over me and so yeah in certain scenarios

I'm more of a fan of like letting sleeping dogs lie but if Hillary wants to do it then Hillary's going to do it and who the hell am I just some fat slob like I'm trusting Hillary is what I'm saying because like she has done well yeah for herself you're right so it sounds like you're trusting your faves even though she's not your fave but I know what you're saying she's not my fave but like she's not not my fave right right it's I don't have beef.

I don't have beef. You don't. Oh, I had actually temporary. You do have beef. But she seems just like a sound of mine celebrity. I'm trusting a sound of mine celebrity. I had temporary beef with Hillary Duff, but I have let it go. Ever since she went on the Good Guys podcast and Ben said she was just an absolute

queen delight, like couldn't have been more generous with her time. So I let my personal beef go. But if you know, it's like an old story. When I was on vacation, it was like spring break junior year. We went to the Atlantis and the Bahamas. And it was actually, there was a time period where the Atlantis and the Bahamas was the hottest place to be. And on that particular trip, we saw Andy Cohen, who we took a picture with and he actually couldn't have been nicer. And obviously, I love Bravo. And it all stems from

like when I was in high school. Me and my friends were fucking upsets with Bravo. So to have met Andy, he was like obviously drunk and like so excited to be recognized. He was actually an amazing celebrity encounter. And then later on in the trip, we saw Hillary Duff at the casino. And we were excited, obviously. And she could not have been more rude. She literally came up to us. We were like, oh, she thinks we're cool. She wants to hang. She likes our outfits. She thinks he's a 12-year-old circle.

To be clear, we were 16. And how much older is Hillary Duff than me? She'd be, what was 20? How are I'm in the casino? Well, that's why we went to the Atlantis because, you know, everything there was 18. So we were 16. We didn't look so crazy. And you could walk through the, the casino's in the middle of the hotel.

You do have to walk through it to get to other parts. From, like, the pool to the other part. So you weren't sitting at a table. We were just constantly, like, moving through the hotel, moving through the casino just to, like, be in the casino. And there's also restaurants in the casino. There were ways to be in the casino. And they weren't like that strict. So we were just moving through the casino, moving in silence.

And Hillary Jop literally came up to us. And like we all clenched our cheeks. We're like, oh, she's literally like going to want to hang out with us. And she was like, if I take a picture with you guys, will you stop staring? And we were like, yeah, for sure. Like, let's take a picture. We have a picture. I'll find it somewhere.

Yeah. So it was actually many years that I harbored a lot of resentment towards Hillary Duff. But now in hindsight, like I do understand Hillary, she was on vacation. We were being like definitely so lame and annoying.

Like we probably thought we were being subtle and we were not. And so like, could she have been nicer or just ignored us? Yes. Did she have to go out of her way to like literally bully us? Yes.

She did. Yes, she did. But that was also like a crazy time for her. It was right after Lizzie McGuire. She was, it was the coming clean era. She was her pop star era when she had brown hair. so like whatever it's fine i'm over it like it's fine i think she deserves like clean sleigh tabular agreed it's really not that bad no it's not but it's about how you felt in that moment like it

like you feel really the biggest loser on the planet that's on you it's actually not on me i couldn't like as a group of me and my friends and we talk about literally if the horse is dead we're gonna beat it me and my friends when we get together all we do is talk about this hillary tough moment that's all we do on this show. Right, right. Me and my high school friends have like a couple of celebrity encounters that like defined our adolescence. One was Brooke Hogan. Okay.

We met her at this crazy restaurant in Miami that like used to serve cocktails. Like every cocktail, every dish was like a circus show. It was so stupid. Of course, Hillary Duff. And then when we were in high school, maybe we'd get like free periods and we could leave the building. They were always filming Gossip Girl on the Upper East Side. like during the day you would see the trailers like parked out of like random buildings so when we

had a free period I don't know how people would find out but you'd say like oh my friends saw the trailer on 74th and park and we would just like walk around and seriously wait outside for them to come and every hour and then we got a pick yeah people always got pictures they were actually very generous with like especially their fellow like New York City high school students their inspirations I don't know if the yeshiva was their inspiration but yeah we liked like we thought we were living gossip girl. Yeah, we thought. Sorry, we knew we were living gossip girl. All's to say, Hillary is heading to the studio. Tabular ass, all's to say. Tabular ass, for sure. For sure. And now being on the other side of it as a celebrity yourself.

As a celebrity myself, I can honestly say I've never been like even remotely rude to anybody. If anybody comes up to me, I look their bottom, I'm like, oh my, do love me? You didn't go up to her. So when someone's staring at you. That's not a good feeling. Yeah, that happens. I see Toasters in the Wild who definitely are, like, are, like, nervous and shy. And I don't, like, slap them like she did. I'm like, I always get, like, a nice smile.

I'm like, I know. Love you. Yeah. But then, yeah, it's also, like, a little presumptuous that you're staring because, you know who I am, like, maybe I have something in my teeth. This is a wholly unrelatable conversation that, like, people might not understand. But there is a delicate balance, like, of seeing someone, like, smiling at you. And I'm like, oh, they're a toaster.

Yeah, like, the elk of a toaster. The elk of a toaster. So I never want to assume, but like it's pretty safe to assume a lot of the times. I haven't had an experience where I assumed that the person was like, oh, actually, you just have some shit in your teeth. But I'm sure that's in my future. I don't assume. I just wait. I'm like, she's so shy.

Yeah, no, no, I couldn't assume. That was just like, that's not going to end one for me. No. So come say hi. And congrats to Hillary. Yeah, yeah. We're trusting our sound of mind celebrities who made it three. the storm of child stardom.

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You're welcome every day, Jerd. Our first story is some big exciting news. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul is the next Bachelorette. So lots shaking up at The Bachelor. This next season of The Bachelor was supposed to be The Bachelor. They just finished The Bachelorette. And instead, they're skipping over to The Bachelorette and they're tapping Taylor Frankry Paul from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, who was on Hulu, The Bachelors on ABC.

She's part of the family. This is the first time. They always say like, Amy Schumer should be the Bachelorette. Chloe Kardashian should be the best. This is the first time they've actually done it and taken someone outside of the franchise. Well, except for Matt James, but he did go on Claire's season. Did he? Yeah.

He just, like, got out early. He did? I don't think he did. Or he was, like, supposed to. And then. No, he was just friends with Tyler Cameron. No, I think he was going on Claire's season and they pulled him. Oh, maybe he was about to, you mean?

Yeah. Oh, but yeah, but he had never been on TV yet. Yes, but he was like part of the Bachelor family. But yes, this is most akin to that. But this is like really, it's happening. A single celebrity who's known for being single, who we all, want to find love. And we all like enjoy watching whose amazing television is going on the Bachelorette. So everyone's loving this and I do like it. We're going to get more into it. I just

have a little bit of a concern that the secret lives of Mormon wives stars are literally putting Hulu ABC Disney on their backs, right? They're now all over dancing with the stars. Everyone's talking about it. They're literally carrying Hulu. It's the biggest and best show on the planet and now ABC. And I fear that we're taking them away from the core project, right? And even if they're not filming right now, which I don't think that they are because the new season is about to come out, we're kind of like spreading them thin, you know? And I need all of their crazy energy for the original show. I'm hoping I'm just being like, you know, extra cautious, but I don't know, it's like a lot.

I actually don't have that concern. One, there's so many of them. Everyone can take a piece of the pie and carry it on their back. There's so many of them, but like a few of them are like what we need, you know? Yes, but these sorts of things, like add different dynamics to their friend group and mom talk group and like it's all about the business and so like this just, you know, even she got to present an award at the CMAs and it was a major storyline and that was like nothing compared to being the bachelor's, which is literally like the biggest gig you can get in reality TV. So I think it adds like a layer of drama. I do. And I agree with that. Although I don't think it's the biggest job you can get reality TV anymore. I would say it's amongst the biggest. Like for. becoming the bachelor lead? Yeah. Well, I mean, like these days it's not.

Name the last three. It's not what it was, but like it still has that recognize it. It's not all the way gone. It's recognizable, but I do think it's all the way gone. I don't, I agree. I actually completely agree with what you're saying. Like, I do think it adds like these,

because it's like a hierarchy. There's going to be like jealousy. Thousand percent. You're right about that. Same with dancing with the stars. Who knows what's going on even between like Whitney and Jen on dancing with the stars? And how does, to me, feel that they're on

dancing with the stars and she's not. I think it. it adds so much like fodder for the show and yeah maybe eventually like burnout would be a concern but I think right now like we're in peak are you gonna watch this yes I love Taylor Frankie Paul that was my takeaway from the last season the first season the first season of course yeah and like her choices were so bad and it was a lot to take on yeah it was just like really a lot and she went she was pregnant so like she wasn't really all the way in the mix and like we didn't get to know who she is like on a regular day

season two I just loved her so much and I want what's best for her and I feel like this is a really good way to find love however I do feel like romantically like she kind of makes poor choices and it will be interesting to watch them play out like I hope she makes good choices but we'll be able to see like those patterns of behavior

that have landed her in the spot that she's in yeah and I feel like on this most recent season we kind of just barely scratched the surface said a lot of her, like, intimacy issues and where that comes from, and then, like, her parents and all of that. So I think that it will make for interesting TV. And I also think it'll just get her further away from the loser that is her ex, Dakota. Like, anything that gets her further away from being in a relationship with the biggest loser of all time, I personally am a huge fan of. I just want to say, I could, like, see this Bachelorette happening. Bringing them closer

together. No, like, she ends up with someone, like, it doesn't work out. And she ends up with Dakota. No, I know. They're, like, so, like, they can't quit. other and they have to yeah I feel like the kind of guy that she's looking for is typically the kind of guy that goes on the bachelor like I feel like the um really yeah it's just like kind of like a regular guy she's not looking for a celebrity necessarily no I think a lot of them like they need to be able to live in Utah she said she said they don't have to be Mormon um but belief in God would be preferred though she said she's open she said it's hard to raise kids if and I'm sure they've cast it a couple Mormons yeah yeah

Yeah, but also they have to be able to move to Utah. But I feel like a lot of people in the, like, if you think who's come off The Bachelor, like they don't, they're not, not moving to Utah. They're the Elk of Utah. Yeah, yeah. It's not like they all want to move to some of them. But I don't know. I feel like there's chance for like real love here.

I hope that they cast well and, you know, she gets some really good guys. Agreed. And it's also good because, like, Chloe Kardashian and Amy Schumer would have never gone out with, like, a guy from the bachelor. No, and actually, right. But, like, she could have made. a guy from The Bachelor at the CMA Awards. Like she swims in this, like, that's the pond.

It's perfect. It'll also be interesting because I feel like we're always talking about like the Bachelor franchise at a glance, like how crazy of a downfall they've had. And if there's something that can revive it, like this really would be it. This is a Hail Mary. Yeah, I'm surprised that they were, whoever's in charge there, like, really had the foresight to just like stop the hamster. We're like, you don't have to choose someone from the last season.

Like, you can switch it up. I'm surprised that they had the foresight. because they've really like dropped the ball so profoundly here. And it will be interesting to see if this is enough to revive the franchise. It might have a great season and then flop again. It might be like big buzzy news and people don't tune in. I will be really curious to see. It might have a great season.

Like I will be watching and then I might really start to like the person who becomes the next bachelor and now I'm back in the cycle. The thing is part of the reason why I gave up on The Bachelor and something I'm actually nervous about when I go into my dancing with the stars journey this year is ABC and cable in general, but specifically ABC, like, they really take advantage of your time. Like, it's a two-hour show with commercial breaks every 10 seconds. And then even when you're watching, like, it doesn't need to be two hours. It's literally 30 minutes of substantial content. So I find myself getting so bored, so, like, stuck to my phone. And The Bachelor's really bad with that. So hopefully they

take a lesson, a page out of Hulu. Like, Hulu gives us just parjiness, like so much content, so much. let's take a page out it doesn't need to be filler half the episode and it's okay the episode can be one hour it's fine i think it's only going to be worse because now they have our interest now the advertisers are back like they're going to go hard in the paint and we have to sit right but that's where the streamers like really put cable on their ass like they just did it better and i don't know if anyone from like hulu is listening but like that's why i stopped watching like because you guys took advantage of my time it was two episodes a week two hours each literally for 15 minutes like that's really what we were looking for the 15 minutes of core good content and then like bonus episode after the final rose like it's just too much yeah are you gonna watch

you know me I like to get on board when like everybody's like I'm gonna let people watch the first episode and if like everyone's talking about it then yeah I'll be there but I've got we've kind of got it all covered I'm the dance like the stars correspondent and if it's amazing I'm gonna make you watch it okay and you are the bachelor's correspondent and if it's amazing you'll make me watch it okay i mean it's gonna be a while i don't think she's filmed yet they just announce her they're gonna definitely get people who are interested in dating her and also interested in dating someone with kids like she does have three kids right so that will play into it so um very emily maynard of her she's the second one with kids since emily maynard and then she'll have to film it and then they have to release it so it probably usually actually they drop episodes in january i feel like that's actually a decent kid like a good guess for when this is coming out and i'm sure it'll be on the balls of Mormon wives.

Like using that, everybody watched the season, loved Mormon wives, they want more. Well, you can get more of Taylor Frankie Paul on the new season of The Bachelorette. It would be good if in this season that's coming out in November, like Taylor is in talks to be the Bachelorette. Oh, for sure, by the way. And they're all talking about it.

For sure. Yeah. It's, it's exciting. I think job well done. Yes, brilliant idea. I was going to say. Toasty Lion. Toasty Lyons. What was the thing like a week or two ago, maybe more, that we said.

In the Hamptons, but I didn't write it down because my phone was recording. Right. That we wanted to add to Toasty Lyons. And we said if it was really that good, we would remember. We would remember it. Write it in the comments, you guys, if you know what I'm talking about. And then we'll discuss tomorrow if it was good enough for Toasty Lyons. But I agree, this deserves a Toasty Lion's Award. Can you, for anyone new here, explain the Toasty Lions list and then tell me who's on it so far?

Okay. So the Toasty Lions is our version of Canline. Lions, where Can Lions is an award for best in advertising. And so Toasty Lions is awards for best in advertising and synergy as we see it. Yes. So here are. And let me see if I can guess all of them. It's actually longer than I thought.

The actor from Smart House did a partnership with like Samsung. Smart Home, yeah. Right. Like they make like doorbell cameras, whatever. Genius. Love it. Love it. That's top of the list.

Lindsay Hubbard did a partnership with like Kleinfeld's and an organization. It's called Kleinfelds, again, where they do resale dresses. It's not an organ. It was just, um... Right. She never used her wedding dress, so she donated it, parjee. Then, this is a really good one. The Flip-Off sponsoring the toast.

Yes, Christina Hack El Moussa, and Tark El Moussa's HDTV show, using us to launch their new spinoff called The Flip-Off. That was brilliant, marketing. Alex Earle for Carl's Jr. Oh, okay. That feels just, like, obvious. Yeah, I guess we were giving it to them because, like, good job on being obvious. Like, good job on doing your job.

And I love Alex Earl. I don't want to take her off the list, but this is actually not at all. I agree. But I'm going to leave it. Just put at the bottom. We were obviously being, like, playing fast and loose with the Toasty Lions. Agreed. Like, Alex Earl is this generation's Paracelton.

Like, yeah. Duh. Kristen Cavalari's E-show podcast tour. Podcast tour show on E. No. I'm going to put it with Alex Earl. Yeah, they both can go. They're not holding up.

They're not holding space. Astronomer Gwyneth Paltrow video, yes. That goes at the top. That was a great Toasty Lions moment. And then Taylor Frankie Paul for the bachelor. I think that we'll withstand, but we'll see if in a couple of months we go back to the list and we think it's stupid. Congratulations to all the winners. Huge.

Are you ready for our next story? Andy Cohen says that he lost 25 pounds by microdosing a GLP1 all summer. So there's so much to say about this. Andy Cohen has come forward to share that he was taking a GLP1 all summer, like low dose, microdosing, as the kids say. And he said it would be hypocritical to ask people about their appearance and be the guy who suddenly lost 25 pounds but isn't mentioning it. So he shared that on his show. His radio show.

So I have so many thoughts. Because when I was on my GLP1 journey, it really bothered me how like Andy every time somebody looked a little bit different would be like, are you on his epic? It's such a personal thing. And I obviously had like such a fabulous, but very personal experience with it. And I spoke about it like on my own terms. And he was just like putting people in the hot seat and it really fucking bothered me how he did it.

And always like in a condescending way. And it's just so funny, you know? It's a funny how now like Andy's taking it. Obviously because GOP1s are the most amazing thing to ever happen on the planet. And everyone should take it. Not even people who are morbidly obese. But anyone who wants to lose 15 to 20 pounds,

it can really increase your overall health. And I'm so glad Andy is. seeing that. Now, I find his verbiage very, you know, funny. Like, a microdo, you're taking Oz epic. Like, just saying. Yeah, like you're on a low dose because you're not obese, but I was on a low dose too. And I was obese, like, because it works really well. You don't need that much, especially in the beginning, like, microdosing. And actually, Ben had Terry Dubrow on his podcast. And, you know, I think when we think about like Ben's idols, like we always talk about like Jack Black, Stanley Tucci. Ina. Ina. Really Ben loves Terry Dubrow. He thinks he's

so smart, so funny, like he thinks his business is amazing. And I think he's been on good guys now twice. He loves, loves, loves Terry Debrough. And the last time they did a whole conversation about Ozambic and GLP ones, because Terry has been a very vocal doctor. So many people, like doctors specifically love to like come out and say it's like, you know, for lazy fat people. But Terry said that microdosing GLP ones is the best longevity hack in like the last 100 years of medical breakthroughs. Like it is the most amazing. And so obviously, Andy got the microdose. noticing thing from Terry Dubrow. But you're just taking those epic.

And Andy looks amazing. And by the way, I've read Andy's books, and it's crazy how his weight defines his whole life. His books are basically diary entries of like a two-year period where he writes every day, like what he did that day. And he starts every day with his weight. Like he is obsessed. He's like you.

I weighed myself today. And? It was kind of exactly what I had. That's good. Imagine. Expect it. I was like, oh, yeah, I'm probably like this number of. I had been like more than that.

I would have been like, yikes. I didn't expect to be less than that. Of course. So, yeah, like no surprises. And now I'm like,

I wish I weighed myself throughout a little bit, at least like right when I got pregnant, but that was like after months of trying to get pregnant and packing on the pounds, so I wasn't, right, right.

You know, just to like know where I was at, but I guess I could always ask my doctor because they were weighing me. It's fine. Yeah, no, no,

it's just interesting. I like the data. I wish there was a way to weigh yourself and record it and not know until you need the data. Free idea. Free idea for a scale company. There are plenty of smart skills. Shark tank.

Yeah, Shark tank. All is that to say, I'm surprised it took to Andy so long to do this because he is weight obsessed. He's also on TV and famous and that makes you obviously like really neurotic about how you look. But he's obsessed with his weight. And so for someone who is, I'm surprised it took him this long. Yeah, but I'm sure that's also why he was asking everyone. Like, are you on Osambic?

I think like probably a part of him was like Osambic curious. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. That's why. That's how his curiosity manifested itself. and being a pain in the ass. And maybe it came off as, like, aggressive and insensitive. But it was really him just, like, being excited about the drug and seeing, like,

is it where he? Like, that's really a beautiful take. I like that. Because I feel like that's how I feel about it. Someone obsessed with Wade who's, like, never been on it yet. I don't know how's it going. Right. Yeah.

But whenever you ask, I don't feel like it comes from a place of judgment. I'm a kind, harder person. Yeah. Yeah. How did you know? I just remember, like, when Margaret Joseph's was on. Like, he was just like, Hestering. Yeah.

Like, leave these women alone, first of all. Okay? What if you just live alone? Oh, so it's different man to woman. Of course it is. It's different man to woman. Or a man, ask mad a woman's weight. M to W and W to W is so different.

Jail. Jail. Agreed. Do you notice that Andy lost weight? Were you thinking that? No, I wasn't. But I haven't tuned into watch Robbins Live in a minute. Yeah.

Definitely since before the summer, because we barely watched TV over the summer. So, and he said he lost the weight over the summer. So I haven't seen him yet. Got it, got it. But I'm happy for him. like losing weight. I'm sorry, I'm going to sound so toxic. It's a best feeling in the world.

It's a best feeling in the world and like loving yourself like really truly loving your like I think the episodes of Watchab and Zyva are going to be so different, honestly. Maybe that's why he was like her much. Yeah. I think we're on to something.

We'll say it. I'll have to tune in. Yeah. Um, are you ready for our next story? Whatever? Three. Yes. Um, it's a little book news because the house made

first photos have dropped. Sidney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried are the stars of the house made, the sexy thriller that we all love by Freedom McFadden. And the first images have come out. Have you seen them? I have. They are a sleigh. They are a sleigh.

Of course, I have the same concern that I had when we announced the casting, which is that, like, could Sidney ruin this? Because she, like, Loki is a bad actress. That still is a concern because she's, I know it's just a photo, but she's, looks like she's acting poorly in the photo. Like, it's just, that's just how I felt. But having said that, I read the book, I love the book. Visually, it works.

Yeah, it's exactly like what you imagine. It's supposed to be like a younger, new version of the old wife. So it's all good. It's exactly what you imagine. Even Brandon Sclanar as the husband, even though he's a little more handsome than I would have said the husband is. Agreed, by the way. But Michelle Morone as the guy.

Michelle, oh, Enzo, yeah. Perfection, just like. by the way per fucking infection any time you need like a haughty a brooding haughty from her book to movie adaptation you should go with this guy yes but also he is foreign too in the in the book true he like he's italian he left his family in italy he has like a whole crazy backstory yeah speaking of book news we didn't get to talk about it because it was like at the tail end of our summer break but it happened one summer is like it got had gotten the rights purchase like years ago and then it just sat on the floor of some studio.

But they have made some casting news. And I'm not crazy about it. I'm listening. One thing about me, like, I'm just a hater. Like, whenever something gets announced, I just hate it, even if it's good. So that doesn't mean anything.

Sometimes I feel like I'm against it and you're for it. I don't feel like you're always against. Okay. Maybe I'm just feeling like negative. So the film is now in pre-production, and the person who directed it directed the hating game, which is that book turned movie starring Lucy Hale. I don't think I watched it or read it.

So I read it and watched it, and it was very corny movie. And I feel like based on the castings, like this is going to give the same sort of hallmark, but like a little sexy vibe. Okay, I'm listening. So the main girl, who's like the best character, is Nina Dobrev.

Yeah, I know. It's not how I pictured it. No, keep going. And then that's really like all you're going to know. The rest are unknown. What's the name of the actor Who's Playing the Fisherman? So Piper is Nina Dobrev

And then Did they cast or just Her and the Sister? Oh, who cares about the sister with her record player? Right, and then the sister gets a spin-off book, Hookline, and Sinker. No. Where she also starts dating a fisherman.

Okay, it happens when Summer Movie. I would love to know who's playing the fisherman like that's really important because he agreed the the movie like hinges on him selling sexy fisherman agreed but he's also short which in the book he was short and that's why like she started making all these jokes like and she's really funny piper so it has to be somebody like really short and hot which is hard Tyler hoaklin are you seeing that hold on hold on let me just pull it up let me pull it up Tessa Belly's dream cast.

Oh, her dream casting, no offense, but they don't care. Yeah, that's different. And Tyler Cameron's in that. Obsessed, by the way. That's perfect casting. Except he's not short. Okay, big little reads. She said it's Nina Dobra of Tyler Hoeklin and Virginia Gardner.

Were you seeing Virginia Gardner as a sister? Blonde girl? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so it looks cute. So Tyler Hoeklin. Virginia Gardner's perfect. Like the sister's kind of inconsequential.

Tyler Hokeland, spell it. I found it. He could do it. He could do it. Really? Are we looking at the same person? No, no, no. I know that it's not like.

It looks like he's playing Piper's dad. Go to Google Images. I am. He's weathered. He's sailed the stormy seas. Okay, so there's like lots of different photo. Jackie, this is terrible. I'm sorry.

This is not it, like, at all. The one where he's like this? Okay, so that's obviously like his IMDB headshot. Like, can you look at more recent photos? But then he smiles and he has a generous face. So he just played Superman, I believe. That's where some of you guys might recognize him from. That's good.

Claudia, it's not God-awful. It's not. Okay. Just like. You say so. Just leave it, okay? Okay. Anyways, the housemaid doesn't look God-offal.

However, considering how much we like the book, the odds that we're going to like the movie are so, so slim. and that's just sad. Yeah, even though, I think it was you who said, a parallel, sometimes there are like so many good things said on this show. I just don't know, like, who was me? A parallel being gone girl?

Yes, and that's, I forget, because it was such a popular, good movie. I forget that it was based on a book. And it's the same type of psychological thriller, and they need to get whoever, I feel like book adaptations these days are so popular in common that, like, they're coming kind of pedestrian.

It's not like Ben Affleck, you know? Yeah. Bring Ben Affleck into a, book adaptation they're just kind of giving like lowbrow but they're doing like anne hathaway verity well so that's a good that's a good oh i think you said gone girl comparison for verity okay because all these castings it's like a little c list minnie sweeney art top of the yes sorry i was talking about it happened once over okay yeah i could see that being corny but the book actually is corny we happen to like it it's an amazing book but like it is just fall into that genre it doesn't need the oscar treatment

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Joe Jonas is shutting down theories about a viral backstage video where he is cleaning his nose. So first, a video went viral saying, like, Joe's quick, boogie. check before going on stage and he's like off he's on side stage so people like on the opposite side of the crowd can see him can see he's in the mirror with um his fingers and his uh washcloth like his nose cleaning up his nose and you know at first people were like oh yeah boogers and then um other you know eagle-eyed viewers were like oh he's cleaning up his coke nose and then he responded on ticot saying l-o-l you never had a booger so he's going with the booger theory and I'd love to know what you think is happening here.

So obviously, I'm a hater, like, I'm a negative person. I saw the video. I'm like, oh, okay, blowing lines. Listen, it's a long show. Rockstar life. Rockstar life. Having been there, having said that, it's important to contextualize the video. So he is doing this little touch-up, if you will, right before his solo part of a song

called Celebrate, which I only recently learned about. the song. I didn't know about it. It's like a random song, not their most popular, but it has gone so viral for Joe's part. So, having said that, do I think he was doing cocaine now? No, actually. Even though, like, it's a long show, like maybe he's a rock star, sure, you could, you could say all that. Given the fact that it was right before this, every time he sings it now, like the video goes viral, we made it through all of the years. Like, I didn't even know the song five minutes ago, but I know it because it's so viral. So I think he knows that, like, whatever he does, does in the next 10 seconds is about to be like a video that's viewed millions and millions of

times. I think he wanted to look his best. I really do. And a lot of the videos that I've seen, like they come from a low angle. And if you do have like a bugger bat in the cave, like they are going to see it. So contextually, I think it's really important to know what part of the concert was coming up. And that leads me to believe he actually wasn't doing cocaine. Yeah. So when I see this video like, yes, this could equal cocaine. That's how you would probably like be cleaning your nose even though he would have had done the lines like much earlier and what's there to clean up but when I watch it I'm like that's how I would like clear my nose clean wipe up you know really try and just like get anything out um short of like sticking a finger up your

nose well I we need to talk about the fact that he did also stick his finger up his nose and obviously this is not the point of the video but like I officially have the egg like yeah no but like he put his finger up his nose like the way that he was cleaning his nose like I feel like I've been there. And not to say, I don't know what his habits are. He might do what he does. But in this moment, I really think he was getting his boogers out. I really do. I just want to watch it one more time before I say what I was just about to say here. Vibing backstage. He's wiping with a towel. The only other weird thing that he does is this.

Like with his jaw, which there is a connection between like, you know, cocaine and jaw movements. But I stand by what I said. I don't think he was doing it. And like how far into the show is the, um, that I don't know. Is this? Because like when would he have done the line that is now plaguing him? It's just such a crazy thing to do, like not in a totally protected area of the stage.

You know what I mean? So that's why I think it's also boogers. You know, if you had something to hide, you would hide it better. My official, if I had my gavel, I would say boogers. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt here. There is, like, plausible deniability. There is. And it's just like.

It's not without a shadow of a doubt, so I have to let him go. And because you're not on TikTok, like, you don't know how this, like, one part of the show has, like, stolen. It's made its way. I'm not even on, like, Joe Brow talk, but it's made its way to me. so much so that I saved the song. Like I listened to it the other day. It's an amazing song. And I do think like if he was like coping out for shows, like that's when he would have done a line. Like right before this. Ah, I'm going to go crazy. And he's, he was what, cleaning up an old line from a few hours ago, like right before his big moment. Like it's giving like waning. That's not when the energy

comes. There would be other videos now coming forward of either like him rubbing his nose multiple times, having weird jaw things, maybe something on his nostril. Like there would be more than it's just one video so I actually think it's really safe to say we have to let him know you guys we can't hold him to this blow or no blow no blow yeah like if we're on a jury I have to say not guilty it's not beyond a shot of a doubt agreed so Joe Jonas hope you're feeling better soon yeah this does also mean he was like sick at some point why you could just like have a booger no that's just like a pick like I feel like he was like he was little like he got a lot of stuff up there no it was just giving like booger oh i feel like that when i'm

doing that if i'm him it's like at the tail end of sickness yeah but you're like the last person on earth to pick your nose some of us just like have a booger so we pick it yeah that i guess that's true i will though like as a joe girlie like i will have a hard time forgetting like the visual of him picking his nose and it was like genuinely unattractive sorry and i think he's seriously the hottest man on the planet i feel like you've been off for a while though i have but like this tour like I'm telling you this video Jackie do you want me to send it to you the video that I'm talking about of him singing the song viral yeah like that's what started this whole thing well I saw when he finished wiping his burgers he came out like like you know rock star yeah but

I'm going to show you the video that like started this whole thing go ahead I'll have to download it for you oh no that's not the one this is it okay and you by the way you know me I'm always going to talk about like the Joe versus Nick dynamic. Are you going to talk about it right now? Of course, because you could see Nick being like so jealous. Okay, I just sent it to you look. Okay. It's really like, this is what started it.

Okay. I'm going to watch it if that's okay. Yeah, watch. Like, tell me that's not the hottest man you've ever seen in your life. I have a lot of thoughts. Oh, I'm so glad you watched it. First of all, he needs to find the person who shot that video and, like, seriously. Higher, yeah.

Give them a kiss on the mouth and take care of them for life. Like, free groceries for life. Because, like, that's just, like, par-jolicious. he looks great he sounds great why is this energy like so different from the rest of the show does he not like do that in every song of just like pop off he totally does but like this one video just went viral and so now every time he does that part his verse in the show everyone films it so that's why i think he wanted to look his best honestly this man is miss wind him you are free to go miss wind him you are free to go yeah let him go let him go let him go let him go let him

let the mouse go what's that from oh don't tell me i know i know i know it's from housewives let the mouse go let the mouse go i'm feeling like it's real houseways of new york but like maybe not what is it satin's track let the mouse go yes no one thing about me like i'm not letting the mouse go but no jojonas you are free to go yeah okay i'm so glad you're sorry to You sound a video time. Correct. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Mm-hmm.

Which is some tech news. Okay, tech. Oh, the new thin iPhone? Apple is making headlines for their new iPhone 17, the first ever iPhone air, and AirPods Pro 3 that can translate conversations live in your ear. So yeah, the new AirPods, if someone's talking to you in a foreign language, the AirPods will translate it into your ear. And then also on your phone,

they will write a response in that language to the person. But if both parties are using AirPods Pro 3, then the AirPods just act as translators to each other in your ear. I mean, that's future living, right? We're living in the future. For years, like, one day we'll be able. And like we are, it's over for those bitches at the nail salon. I'll tell you that, okay?

Yeah. Keep calling me fat. Keep calling me fat. Well, this is your face. Well, one time, Jackie's, she actually recommended that I go to this. nail tech she's fab i kept going she's a bitch she called me gordita she thinks i don't sing spanish bitch she doesn't know i am less hostada okay yeah tango and gotto um and then claudia but i really lost weight so that she could go back in there and be like who's gordita now

flora bitch okay i love her and the fact that you didn't stop going to her after that like it's will never not be hurtful to me it's hard to get a good manicure it's really not. Having said that, I had no shot in hell of ever knowing what a nail salon manicurist was saying about me if it wasn't in Spanish. And they speak a myriad of languages and I'm buying these AirPods. Actually, you know what? I don't want to know. I don't want to know. See, look how much that ruined your like seriously, you're still talking about it was four years ago. Yeah. Yeah. You have to hold on to all these things, all these insults. Yeah. It's not my business. Agreed. I don't want to know. But like I think I think it actually might be like major

for diplomats and stuff you know there's always an interpreter at the table the tough thing is like if i went to college and studied like foreign affairs with a minor in a specific language just to become like a no like these people are out of a job thanks to technology like people talk about it not yet not yet but now that the technology is out there like it's almost over like find a new job find a new passion and people are always saying like you will be replaced by technology and it's like sure grandma let's get you back to bed right but like seriously interpreters like your job is threatened today. Like, go back to school while you still can.

But what if interpreters do you ever? I guess some people are there would speak both languages. The nefarious interpreter. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, like, if interpreters are not interpreting, like, 100% unbiasedly. Because even like, it's like a game of telephone. Like, you could have said the sky is blue and then the interpreter says, well, she said the sky is not green.

And it's like, it just changes the context. Not only that, whenever I've seen like an interpreter and action, it's like, I'll ask a question that's, not me, sorry, someone will ask a question that's like 25 seconds long and you translate it for three seconds. There's no way you got all the nuance. It's giving lost in translation. Agreed. And AirPods Pro 3 are here to solve that. So I think it's exciting for the future. It is, although I do want to talk about the thin iPhone, the iPhone air that everybody's talking about. Every air purchase that I've made in my life from Apple has been the worst purchase of my life.

like macwick airs um seriously i could crack them in half they have no storage they get so hot they get like flustered do not buy the iPhone air specifically the first one it's going to be terrible yeah they don't have enough manpower to do the things we need to do oh you think you have trouble now like deleting old photos just so you can download an app just wait till you get the iPhone air yeah but the iPhone 17 looks cute right yeah i'm sure that has like new features or whatever i'm ready for a new iPhone um and i will be purchasing my camera's fogging up yeah well that's how i had a feeling that they were releasing a new iPhone because my current

iPhone just started to crap out, you know? That's always how it works. Yeah. And we're up to date. Of course. We always get the new phone because our jobs rely on, you know, the latest technology. Actually, no, I have a 15. I don't even have a 16. I don't have a 16 either. I think the 16, like, was, came and went. But you know that there's a new launch coming because they push a

button where everybody's phones like start to just like. My phone actually has been like kind of fine, except that my lens gets like foggy. Of course. They fog up the lens being like, oh, the camera on the new one is so great. I guess it's also summer but still, I'm like always like this. Of course. I'm always

But meanwhile, you're translating in my ear and you can't just have a anti-fogog legs. Right. This. All the time. Okay. The highly anticipated moment you've all been waiting for is officially here. Grand reveal of who has sponsored an additional Dear Toast

submission for today? Well, it is the one, the only. Amazon. Because not a lot of people can afford us, but Amazon can. Specifically, they want us to talk about their new show, The Girlfriend. So it's based on the book, which is kind of the theme of today's show. The Girlfriend is a sexy, psychological thriller that follows Laura, played by Robin Wright, a woman who seemingly has it all, glittering career, loving husband, and her precious son, Daniel. Well, we've all been there. Her perfect life begins to unravel when Daniel brings home a girl. Cherry, played by Olivia Cook. She's a girlfriend who changes everything after a tense introduction laura becomes convinced that cherry is hiding something is she a manipulative social climber or is laura just paranoid the truth is a matter

of perspective as all good psychological thrillers are so in that spirit and by the way i've said this you know since i've come back from maternity leave like i used to be a cherry and now i'm a laura yeah so i feel as though in our submission which is of course about a toxic mother-in-law i might be taking the mother-in-law aside yeah let's see but is the mother-in-law but is the mother-in-law law toxic is, but, but I feel like we talk a lot about toxic mother-in-laws. We don't talk a lot about toxic daughter-in-laws, you know? For sure. And these are real dear toasters submissions that we chose to highlight the girlfriend.

The show premiered September 10th on Prime Video. It's shot from true perspectives. So in that spirit, let's help out a Swirley in need. Ready? Hello, Swirleys. I have a crazy mother-in-law story for you. Or maybe someone else's perspective could say, you've a crazy daughter-in-law perspective. Since you guys are both boy moms, please tell me if this is crazy.

So it's actually my P-John boyfriends, mom. We've been dating for over two years, and she's really always trying to assert her dominance by making little comments, putting me down. Recently, she had gotten a procedure done on her hand, so she needed help with things around the house. She stuck her head out of the bathroom door with no top on and called my boyfriend in to strap her bra. I felt like that was really too far. Like, I get that she can't do it, but I was there, and so was her husband. Please tell me how I approach this.

well you snapping the bra isn't any better uh i don't know i don't think it's that crazy girlfriend that's two years no i don't want okay but sorry the husband was in the building i don't want sherry snapping my bra the husband but the husband of course this is a tough submission because i'm looking for an angle where i can blame you because as a boy mom myself obviously that's my nature now having said that like no it's weird it's weird yeah that's a weird ask but her was incapacitated. However, you've described like a pattern of behavior prior.

Right. You know, if this was just like a darling mother-in-law who needed a hand, like imagine how embarrassed she feels having to ask her son to snap her bra. No, because she could have asked her husband. Let me ask you in the order of... I feel like he was like in the basement, you know.

The order of how she should have asked, obviously husband. Yeah. I'm going to say girlfriend's son. You're going to say son girlfriend? Yeah, I don't want to ask. I was cherry to snap my bra. No.

Especially because it seems like they don't have a good relationship. But like she could have opened the door with a robe on and said, hey, I need a hand with something. She opened the door like topple. Like it's, it's not. It kind of sounds like the start of like a different movie, you know, like a weird one. The need could have been legitimate, but there would be a different.

I believe she couldn't snap her own bra. Yeah, but there are a different way. And also what's this hand in Jersey? Like I need to know more. You know, did she lose a hand? At that case, like, why are we nitpicking her needs? Right. No, is this like a woman dealing with like deep, deep medical issues?

Like, and you're over here criticizing her? Yeah. Or, you know, did she just like... I feel like she like jammed her finger playing basketball. Like, that's the vibe I'm getting. She sounds like a drama queen, honestly. Like, maybe she has two fingers taped together. But I just feel like like your lack of contextualizing this for us in a greater, like, speaks to your toxicity.

And I feel like our deep desire to. to blame you speaks to our toxicity as boy moms. One thousand percent. Also I just, you didn't give us any examples of like the things that she says or does that like. Yeah, she just said you just said she puts you down and maybe that's your perspective. Like Hillary Duff, putting

down Claudia. Like. Correct. That's the thing and that's what I feel like the girlfriend's really all about perspective. No. You see. And that's actually also what dear toasters is all about. You see it from one person side and you're like the other person's a monster and then you see it from the other person.

inside and it's like oh you you left out all of this stuff that's germane to our evaluation yeah that's like my favorite kind of show agreed and book agreed but when you turn the page and it says like Nora you know like someone else's perspective entirely Laura yeah well the girlfriend premieres September 10th on prime video that is literally today check it out and make sure to you know leave them a five-star review for sponsoring deer toasters because we got more deer toasters today. Did we put this for Toasty Lions? It should be.

Okay. The girlfriend. X. D.T. X. Deer toasters. Love it. Oh, you know what else should be here? Dear farmer. No, everybody wants to sponsor deer toasters.

It's insane. Yeah. I don't blame you. But only the biggest. and baddest brands can afford to do it. Yeah. Thanks, Amazon. I love your D.T.

I love your DT. Amazon. Thanks, Spritz. I love your cake sprits. I said it to Ben the other day. He was like, thanks. I knew he wasn't listening to me. I'm like, do you know what I'm talking about? He was like, yeah.

I'm like, what am I talking about? I'm so annoying. Yeah, no. I'm like, what is this exact thing referencing? Right. And what do you say? He obviously didn't know. Oh, okay.

And do you show them the video? I said, remember when we did the video, we had the cake and Harry's eating it? And he was like, oh, yeah, yeah. He obviously wasn't impacted it like we were. Imagine. Imagine having no taste. Oh, just quick update. No bread.

No bread. He said Thursday is birthday. Yeah. But every day is bread day. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I love that. Monday, Tuesday, Bread's Day. Now we're like Taylor.

That's our show. as far as I know things could change do you know something I don't know could become someone else's show it could it really couldn't you bitches could never

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