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Good morning Millennials and welcome back to the Toast. Happy Thursday. Hope
everyone's having a great day. It's a great day. Jax is back in studio wearing
a cardigan that I gave to her that apparently she doesn't hate. It's a
clur-digan. Yes she gave me this cardigan and the second wave. The second wave of
cardigans. That one's giving like college professor at a New England Ivy League. Oh
no they're not nearly this fabulous turney. No, but it's giving, like, older gentlemen.
I think it's giving student.
I think it's giving college student at a New England.
Perhaps it's giving TA on the track to professor.
No.
It's a little collegiate.
Collegiate.
For sure.
In the student category, I think.
Okay.
I mean, it's mine.
It's not insulting if it's mine, but you look great.
Thanks.
And you're giving, like, 2018 toast. What do you mean 2018 it's right here no I know but like I just feel like
I'm used to looking at this every day but when I see the print in action I'm like those were the
days forgive me for trying to create synergy as this is from one of our sponsors today that I
will be discussing in the latter half of the show. But it's like if you were to stand in front of the wall, you'll disappear.
Because I'm so tiny.
It's because you're so tiny.
Yeah.
Today's Thursday.
It's our last in-studio episode of the week.
Tomorrow's episode is audio only.
Kind of our version of a summer Friday, if you will.
It is because it's a holiday weekend.
And this sweater is also giving a little July 4th.
A little.
Yes, it is. A little red, white, and blue.
The best weekend of the year.
And this year falls on a Tuesday,
which is interesting.
Yeah, because they have to give us
like 12 days off.
Right, they have no choice.
So there's like,
if you have a summer Friday,
a lot of people work from home on Friday.
So you get like Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
Monday, Tuesday.
But you're not going to go into work on Monday
when July 4th is Tuesday.
What a waste.
But then next year, very interesting,
I think the best possible day for the working woman
that July 4th could fall on is a Wednesday
because either you go Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
or Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
You could do the back half or the front half.
For sure, but everyone kind of has to be in agreement on what we're going to do.
We'll figure it out next year.
I'm leaning towards Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
I would agree.
And then also that means you get a little of the Tuesday before.
July 4th Eve.
Nobody's working on the July 4th Eve.
It's interesting.
It sucks when a holiday falls on like a Saturday.
It's so not worth it.
But. That'll happen in like five Saturday. It's so not worth it. But.
That'll happen in like five years.
Yeah.
But you know what?
There's two sevenths of times where it falls on the weekend.
There's five sevenths of times.
There's two sevenths.
But kind of three sevenths because it falls on a Friday.
It's not like amazing.
It's just Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
I could talk endlessly about holidays.
Like add it to Claudia's list of favorite things.
I wonder if there's like a committee or a department in government that like.
Decides.
Like does holiday logistics.
I think it's us.
Like the way we talk about it, we should be paid for our time.
We spend so much time thinking about it.
I feel like literally everyone with a job does like
they're always thinking about what holidays coming up and like how to maximize yeah the time off
yeah I think that's why Thanksgiving's such a great holiday because it's like a dedicated day
it's always Thursday and you know you're getting four days plus a little Wednesday night
yeah and you can count on that and Thanksgiving I mean let's keep talking about holidays
Thanksgiving is just an amazing holiday like I don't have one complaint about Thanksgiving.
I love the time of year.
I love the aesthetic.
It's like very autumnal folklore vibes.
I love Thanksgiving.
It's one of my favorites.
Yeah, I agree.
So I guess you could say like a holiday falling on a Thursday is good too.
Yeah, you could say that.
So Friday is the only dicey day.
Saturday and Sunday too.
That sucks.
Imagine if Thanksgiving was on a Saturday and like it just wasn't special.
I'd like to meet the man and shake his hand who decided Thursdays would be. I think it's because Thanksgiving, Thursday, we're thankful. Throwback Thursday, Thanksgiving. I think it was
kind of like a branding thing which I love. An alliteration. I wouldn't mind if it was wanksgiving
though because then we'd get Wednesday off off too yeah and tuesday night you know
and while we're at it tanksgiving what about thanksgiving it wouldn't work because i mean
only have monday off and we have so many holidays like that which are nice memorial day right but
they're complaining but they're no wanksgiving they're no thanksgiving either no that's for
damn sure yeah but it's funny how they don't like have a federal holiday that's always on a Wednesday.
Right.
And maybe if everybody started celebrating Wanksgiving, we could talk about it.
But we can't.
Maybe Friendsgiving could become an official holiday.
But we're already off.
Oh, it's the Friday before.
No, Thanksgivings are always the week, like the Thursday before.
People do it like the week before. Oh, is there really that are always the week, like the Thursday before. People do it like the week before.
Oh,
is there really that much?
Hoopla?
And?
Rules.
Yeah,
like.
Yeah,
there is.
Structure?
People take Friendsgiving
really seriously.
Maybe I'm just bitter
because like,
I don't have any friends.
Friendsgiving is giving
Galentines.
Sadness.
Friendsgiving is giving
Galentines.
And I'm good.
Yeah. As much as I want more holidays, I i don't want those no i completely agree don't invite me to your gal's 10 times galentine's birthday
birthday i can't talk but don't invite her to your galentine's birthday don't don't my birthday
is coming up i haven't even really like been speaking about it i'm so mature you haven't
been speaking on it no you want to come on here today to talk about it?
No, but speaking of people who like came on to talk about,
do we have a story today about Colleen?
No, because.
I like it.
No, because it's like just so confusing.
It's deep internet culture.
And I am not versed enough in her history.
And then like all the stuff that's happening now.
I've seen some things.
I've read some articles.
You've sent me some videos. But I still still not enough for me to like form an opinion
about this person I don't know her no same I don't really know what the backstory is but all I know
is that Colleen who does like Miranda Sings she's like an OG YouTuber is like found herself in like
some sort of scandal and as YouTubers do they went online to make a video about it and she took a
different approach it definitely feels like something I might do
where she sat down with a ukulele
and sang her apology slash non-apology.
It wasn't an apology.
She was addressing things.
Right.
And it was truly one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.
It was like a 10-minute song.
And she was also like acting.
And then she like stopped, but then she started again.
And I commend her because, you know,
the apology addressing video, it's a tale as old old as time it's almost formulaic at this point where
it doesn't feel like the person is really like they're just doing it to do they're a hostage
right in a crisis so I commend her for taking a different route if it didn't send a chill of
cringe down my spine I would commend her more but I think I actually I like the approach that she
took one because it's she's trying something new.
It's different.
It's different.
And two, because it really, it's a pretty smart tactic.
It's very distracting.
Yeah.
And now we're just talking about like.
The cringe.
What a weird video.
Yeah.
Not what she did.
That's actually very true.
Allegedly.
That's very true.
So, I like it.
Because why?
I like it.
And I like that we have a great show today.
We didn't do Deer Toasters yesterday because we had a guest.
And I just wanted the guest to be able to like, you know, speak their truth.
Yeah.
And so we have Deer Toasters today.
We've got great stories.
And it's just like a gorgeous Thursday.
Except on my way to work today, I walked.
And there was all this like a kerfuffle on the corner.
And I was like, what is going on?
Always find yourself in a kerfuffle.
I know.
I'm kind of like a woman of the streets.
You're like the farthest gump of kerfuffles a hundred percent
I run towards drama and there were all these people and there were fire trucks and then I
turned the corner and I saw that Tiffany's the iconic Fifth Avenue location the flagship store
which has been under renovation for like three years and just reopened like their new fancy
facility was literally in flames there was like tons of fire trucks, smoke pouring out everywhere. Everyone was standing around filming.
So, yeah, sorry to them.
Hope everyone's okay.
I hope everyone's okay.
But like, my God, they literally just.
Did you see flames?
No, actually.
Just smoke.
Just smoke.
But they did open a restaurant.
They redid the whole thing, revamped it.
It took many years.
And now they have a restaurant.
Blue Rocks Cafe.
I have to imagine that perhaps it started in the restaurant.
That's a good theory.
Unless anyone was just like striking matches in the jewelry display section.
Maybe someone lit a cigarette.
Well, you heard it here first.
Tiffany is ablaze.
Yeah, they're still working on it.
Oh, when you got.
Yeah, I was rerouted.
That took me forever to get here.
Crazy times, New York.
And I couldn't, like, get out and walk.
Because of the smoke.
No, because I'm not, like, in walking form.
Form.
100%.
So.
Crazy.
You heard it here first.
Woman on the streets.
I got interviews with everyone.
And what were they saying?
Did you get the cause?
No, everyone was really standing around filming.
Like, it was so.
So ridiculous.
It is, but, like, I was, too. And I felt, like, so dumb. How long did. Like it was so. So ridiculous. It is. But like I was too.
And I felt like so dumb.
How long did you stay there to film?
10 seconds.
Okay.
Then that's fine.
It's like, it's like the kind of thing I'm like, oh my God, everyone was filming.
And then I was like, damn, wait, the people need to know.
Gotta film.
But like I have an audience of people.
Like I'm different.
I do have a duty because I had coffee for breakfast.
You have a duty to do. I have a duty to do tattoo coffee for breakfast you have a duty to do
I have a duty to do dadu
which is what we're about to do dadu
how is do dadu?
Theo's doing well
really doing well
putting the family on his back
being a ray of sunshine
it takes its toll
it does
but he handles it with such grace
you would never know the pressures that he's under
you would never know what's going on behind the scenes
yeah I saw him yesterday I saw Bruno yesterday But he handles it with such grace, you would never know the pressures that he's under. You would never know what's going on behind the scenes.
Yeah, I saw him yesterday.
I saw Bruno yesterday.
And he was looking fine as ever.
Yeah, those walks, when he goes out on his walks, that's like me time for Theo.
Like he recharges his battery so that he can continue to give and give and give.
And we can continue to take and take and take.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
Yeah, it's a cycle of life.
It's beautiful.
Should we dive in?
I guess so.
Stories are, there's a lot to know today, but it's like, I don't know that it's going to be like hot take central.
You know what I mean?
Oh, wow.
That's what I mean.
They're stories.
Well, I haven't heard them yet, so I'll see what I can come up with.
You'll see.
You'll see.
It's just like news, you know?
Yeah.
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Happy snacking. Thank you, Claudia. You're welcome. Also, not to get sidetracked, because I know the
stories are waiting for us
but you had your book club last night I did it was a great success it was so we I drove you know
I've been talking about that for like weeks and how were the dynamics in the car well they were
really good until Abe got in the car and we realized he was so quiet and I turned around
and he's reading because he didn't finish the book which is like a big no-no you know come on
like finish the book and I understand it was 700 pages and if I can finish it anyone can that's true also just reading in a car is a crazy
thing to do I read in cars I could never I wish I could I'd be so much more well read yeah I read
like all the time in cars and I mean you could have put on the audio tape for him and could have
all listened by like we had to do it you have it. You know, it was every man for themselves.
Yeah. But how did the book go over? Without a hit, without a, oh, the book went over.
The group was divided. Mixed reviews. Well, we were operating on a smaller book club. Two of our members couldn't come. So five out of seven and three of us loved, two of us did not like.
Which sparked interesting debate. Yeah. But something crazy happened. We went to the suburbs.
One of our members lives in New Jersey.
We crossed interstate lines.
And the craziest thing happened.
So we all left.
Me and Abe are, like, close to the car in the driveway.
And Margo and Rachel are, like, saying goodbye to Raquel,
whose house it was.
So they're, like, in the yard.
I would say there's about 20 feet between us.
And literally, it's pitch black, right behind Rachel and Margo,
probably three feet behind them.
The biggest deer you've ever seen in your life.
But it was behind them.
They didn't know.
I literally, you know when you're so like freaked you can't say,
like, I couldn't say, I'm like, Margo, Rachel.
Like I couldn't speak.
Deer.
And they turn around and the deer is chilling like not, deer are supposed to be afraid of human.
No, they're walking.
He's getting closer.
Yeah.
Margo and Rachel are beelining.
They made it to the car safely.
No one seemed like as like scared as I was and I wasn't even in imminent danger, which
is so crazy.
So dirty. as like scared as I was and I wasn't even in imminent danger which is so crazy so dirty and
then I ended up having a nightmare about a lion um near Olivia's house who was like obsessed with me
and kept like breaking into their house to like cuddle with me it was it was definitely connected
to the deer incident for sure but maybe like sprinkled with a bit of Theo's subconscious
yeah actually the way the lion kind of circled and then plopped down on my legs was Theo
to a T.
It was giving Theo.
Yeah, but I was pretty scarred.
So what you're saying is the deer run this town.
Yeah.
Well, in New Jersey.
In New York, the rats run this town.
I guess in New Jersey, the deer run this town.
It doesn't sound so bad.
It was kind of a beautiful deer.
Yeah.
But it was just like this huge animal.
It was crazy.
Wow.
Yeah.
So, so much drama. The book club is always causing. It was crazy. Wow. Yeah. So much drama.
The book club is always causing drama.
Don't they always?
Yeah.
And you know what?
It's kind of like the point of a book club.
I feel like people join a book club, they think it's like, you know, a nice wholesome
social activity.
But like book clubs, they're just also looking for a bit of drama.
I feel like it's really the whole point.
Yeah.
It's like subversive.
Our book club doesn't have like actual drama, but I'm always trying to find an angle, you know? Yeah. Well, you should choose a book that would be really divisive. Yeah. It's like subversive. Our book club doesn't have like actual drama, but I'm always trying to find an angle, you know?
Yeah.
Well, you should choose a book that would be really divisive.
Yeah.
Find like the weak spot of the book club and exploit it.
Yeah.
I just, really why I love my book club,
it's because I always eat good.
Last time we had like such a good home cooked meal.
We had spaghetti, we had salmon, we had potatoes.
So when you have it at your place, what do you guys eat?
So actually I haven't hosted yet.
Everyone loves to host. It's not like not like oh who's hosting this month that's why we call ourselves the balabusta book club because we're all like real homemakers except for me so there's never
been like oh damn where are we going to do it this month you know next month we've got two people
fighting oh natalie wants to do it and abe wants to do it so until there's like a drought then i'll
be like okay i'll do it but so far it's like a drought, then I'll be like, okay, I'll do it.
But so far, it's not slim pickings.
What would you cook?
Would you have Ben prepare something?
It depends.
It depends on like where I'm at that week, like busy wise.
Either I'd have Ben cook.
I would have like a caterer.
Or I would just order in kosher food.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought you were going to say or you would try and cook.
Fuck no.
It's like literally not even an option.
No.
No, I would have like pre-prepared from like a Park East I thought you were going to say or you would try and cook. Fuck no. It's like literally not even an option. No.
No, I would have like pre-prepared from like a Park East
or like a kosher grocer.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I'm not cooking.
Beautiful.
But so far nobody's asked.
Okay.
I also love the book club
because it gives me such good fodder
for the podcast.
Totally.
That's like the redheads.
New episode drops next week.
I feel like it's been so long
since there's been a redheads.
It has been because
the first Thursday of July
is like in the, it's July 6th I think because maybe the first day is like a Wednesday
that happens sometimes and it's really nice we get a lot of extra time and we recorded our June
episode a week early because of Memorial Day so we literally had like six weeks in between episodes.
I've never read so many books we always share at the end like how many books we read uh in the off
season. I've never had this many like
I'm a little embarrassed no I we do that in our book club too it's like what at the end we're
like what else did everyone read this month I read eight books this month oh my I read nine
it's crazy also those fucking freedom mcfadden sneak up on you she's also so quick yeah like
I have three freedom yeah yeah what can you. Nothing. So let's get into the stories. The top story of
the day is that Madonna was rushed to the hospital. She's been intubated in the ICU after being found
unresponsive. Now what does intubated mean? Like in a tube? Oh a tube. Yeah like she's held breathing.
Oh man. I was thinking like a hyperbaric chamber.
No, no.
Oh, a tube.
Intubated.
That's like what they put COVID patients on.
Oh, like respirator vibes?
Vibes, but I think it's more for the lungs.
Damn.
Yeah.
And did they say why?
There's like some things going on.
Her manager had said that she developed a serious bacterial infection,
which led to a several-day stay in the ICU. I saw a headline that she's been rehearsing for her tour she had like
12 days of like non-stop um going going and practicing and whatnot but to be intubated
that sounds like the exhaustion right you get like dehydration you go for like you can go to
the hospital but it's not like ICU right Right. And she was found unresponsive.
Damn.
And then taken to the hospital.
So it sounds very serious.
It does.
But also they obviously kept this under wraps
because she's like now it, it's not like,
I feel like sometimes we get the news.
It's like Madonna found unresponsive
and then we wait days to hear what happened.
Like she was able to keep this private
and then her manager was able to tell everyone when they were sort of out of the woods
yeah because it was Saturday that she was rushed to the hospital oh and today's what Thursday so
yeah so she's now out of the ICU but she's still under medical care and
a full recovery is expected I wonder if she'll still go on tour
it depends what happened like yeah what actually happened. Yeah.
I wouldn't be surprised if there's more to the story than what they feel comfortable sharing.
And that's totally fine.
But that's really scary.
Quick question about speaking about tours.
Do we have Lizzo as a story today?
No.
Something's got cut.
There are stories on the cutting room floor today.
I do quickly want to talk about,
did you see what happened with Lizzo? I saw, no, I saw a headline. Lizzo went to see Beyonce and
then she like, of course, was like so like obsessed. She went on her Instagram or her TikTok
and made like a couple of videos just about how amazing it was. And the real key message of what
she had said was like, what Beyonce's doing is so like incomprehensible
and she's not even going to be like appreciated in her own time, like years and years in the future.
Like we will be able to really understand what Beyonce was doing. Like the most popular thing
right now pales in comparison to Beyonce's tour. And it did feel, you know, very pointed because
Beyonce and Taylor are really on
the same tour right now. They're playing the same venues in the same countries at the same level
with the same amount of people. But Taylor's tour has really overtaken the narrative. I don't really
see like a ton of stories or chatter about Beyonce's tour. It's like they're both equally
as impressive, but something about Taylor's tour has just gotten you know the media and and the fans talking more and so it was it felt like
what Lizzo was saying was definitely like a little bit of a slight at Taylor the most popular person
right now like won't even compare to what we all really when we all finally understand what Beyonce
is doing so it felt pointed did she say what Beyonce is doing or just what Beyonce is doing?
Yeah, yeah.
She was speaking vaguely.
Okay.
And then I do believe she had to end up deactivating her Twitter because the Swifties came after
her.
And, you know, the Swifties can be deeply unwell.
And they were like, you know, being inappropriate about like her body.
And I think it got like racist.
So it was an interesting saga.
I think the conversation though like I do
think I actually do think that Lizzo doesn't like Taylor Swift because there's like been one other
time she was on live with SZA and Taylor came up and it was right after the Grammys um and SZA was
like kind of gushing about Taylor um because Taylor's like a big fan of SZA and I think Taylor
like beelined for SZA at
the Grammys to like you know fawn over her and Lizzo just like stayed quiet like literally just
stayed quiet. That's so interesting and I do feel like if they did get along there would be examples
that we could cite of like you know them interacting interacting but you know what not everyone has to
get along. Agreed. And and in real life a lot of people don't get along. So when celebrities are like so
phony like they get along with everyone like. It's phony. It's phony. So I'm totally fine with
them not getting along. It does feel like a pointed message but I also feel like Taylor
is doing all the things that she's doing and of course people are obsessed with her but she also
like knows how to like. Market market market and drive headlines and everything like
even the two different songs every it's a marketing thing yeah it's marketing and that's what she does
and like they're just different like her and Beyonce are just different people like Beyonce's
just like doing her show also Beyonce started her tour internationally and Taylor started her
store her tour in America and then they're literally going to swap like next year is when
Beyonce comes to America we'll be hearing all about Beyonce's tour and like all the people that you follow
are going to Beyonce's tour. And all the celebrities are going to be going. Right.
Yeah I think they're going to swap in terms and I'm sure it was done on
purpose like I'm sure Taylor knew that Beyonce was planning a tour and Beyonce knew that Taylor was planning a tour
and they probably had to like fight for dates so one of them choosing to start internationally
was clearly like a decision yeah so just like it's interesting and like when Taylor's international
like I don't think we're gonna be following about like every single secret song and all the guests
yeah everything so while I think the Swifties like really need to calm down like I do wonder like what
Lizzo's thing with Taylor is.
Yeah.
Because that, like, live stream with her and SZA, like, she was literally, she just shut, like, Lizzo.
SZA was saying, did I say Lizza?
I know, but you almost did.
SZA was just, like, gushing over Taylor, and Lizzo did not move.
That's funny.
Or respond.
Interesting factoid.
Yeah.
Are you ready for our next story?
Yeah. A little more medical news.
Pete Davidson is in
rehab but is expected out pretty soon so pete davidson has checked into treatment people has
confirmed a source close to the snl alum tells people he's in rehab but he should be getting
out pretty soon he's said to be receiving inpatient therapy to address issues related
to post-traumatic stress disorder and his prior borderline personality disorder diagnosis according to the
initial report by page six a source close to him said Pete will often check himself into rehab to
work on these issues his friends and family have been supportive during this time he's been very
open about his mental health yeah struggles um and we've reported he's had some not great moments and behavior recently.
So I think this comes out of the voicemail.
What voicemail?
That he left for PETA.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like it was funny, but it was unhinged.
Mostly the car crash was just bizarre.
Very bizarre.
So I'm glad he's getting the help that he needs.
It seems like he goes to rehab.
It's like a tune-up for him.
Yeah.
It's something that he'll constantly have to keep doing keep up with um because it did seem
like he was not in his best place yeah but it also feels like for the last few weeks like since the
pita thing he's been very quiet so like him getting treatment like makes sense timeline wise yeah if
he's almost done yeah i don't know how long treatment me neither but wishing him well i
wonder if him and chase suey wonders are still together I I think that they are this article still calls her his girlfriend
and they've been together for like a long time yeah and she's not the typical girl like he's
been seen with back to back over the last few years he always went with someone like
older more famous kind of buzzy and she I think they worked on something together she's not like
crazy famous at all yeah um and I think they're probably really well suited for each other they're both like low-key well I
don't know her very well but I hope that she's a good influence on him yeah what she does in her
personal life so true that's so true good call so wishing him well everyone is you know
fallen ill I know that's what the stories are yeah that's what i'm saying yeah are you ready
for our next story you don't have a hot take on pete going to rehab no i don't think he needs it
that that i do think that he needs it or i think he doesn't need it you think that he should stay
spiraling no is that your hot take no no that's i've said like i'm glad he's catching it before
like there was obviously some erratic behavior happening and now he's getting help yeah i'm happy for him know how to take know how to take i support him
you do as a person like i i want the best for him yeah you know yeah are you ready for our next
story yeah which is some really sweet family news because john legend has shared a photo with his
four kids after chrissy teigen revealed yesterday that they welcomed secretly another baby via surrogate.
But the story was so confusing to me at first because I'm like, yeah, we know she just had a baby.
Yeah, I got like people notification.
Chrissy Teigen welcomes a new child.
I'm like.
Yeah, we know people.
We know.
We know.
We know.
So Chrissy Teigen had a baby five months ago.
And then I guess just this week they welcomed a baby via surrogate on June 19th okay so 10 days
ago um named Ren a son and then they still have their their two older children so now Miles Luna
what was the the third cute and Ren cute so family of four now and she put like a whole statement on
her Instagram explaining like they had after she lost her her baby they did a surrogate and it didn't
take she wanted twins she really always wanted four kids and it didn't take but then she did IVF
like there was a million things going on at once and two things actually happened to stick and I
think that like they loved this surrogate that they had met and I think their baby's middle name
is actually for the surrogate Ren Alexandra or Alexander and then the surrogate's name is
Alexandra which is really sweet um so that's so nice for them so nice for them and you know what
I had an interesting thought because Christy has a five month old and I think she's breastfeeding
and so I wonder if she'll be able to breastfeed the new baby. Oh, for sure. How nice is that? That is nice.
Like little life hack.
Yeah.
By the way, definitely.
If she wants, oh, did she say she's breastfeeding?
No, I didn't see anything about it.
I was just like thinking about it.
Because also like there's this photo of her breastfeeding Esty.
Oh, so she's.
And Esty's five months.
I don't know how old the baby is here.
Not five months.
Right.
But if she is still breastfeeding, she can.
She can tandem.
I'm sure she thought about that.
It's called tandem feeding. That's insane. When you tandem feeding that's insane each breast a kid on each titty
uh-huh damn if you were still breastfeeding harry which you're not but like some people do go what
is he 15 months 16 yeah like some people do you know we all saw game of thrones so would you tandem
what do you mean oh if harry was? So, well, it's also complicated to breastfeed during a pregnancy.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
Typically, you can do it and people do it.
And I have no, like, if you're doing it, I think that's awesome.
But some doctors recommend, like, stopping at a certain point because it can, like, induce labor.
Oh.
To, you know.
Some people actually, like, will use their breast pump if they're trying to go into labor.
Oh.
Like it's like one of the things.
Oh, that's funny.
You know, like walking, spicy food, sex.
Having sex, yeah.
Doing that.
Interesting.
I mean, Harry's teeth are literally the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
They're so fucking sharp.
Yeah.
One time he accidentally bit me.
I swear to God I had to go to the hospital.
Like they're fangs.
I would not let that near your nipple.
Yeah.
So would I tandem feed?
Like, at the same time, probably not.
Logistically, it would be too hard, especially with, like, a newborn.
They're so, like.
Tiny and Harry's enormous.
Right.
And maybe I would, like, do it once to, like, just.
Try it.
It's a new experience.
But also, Harry being as old as he is, he would probably, if he were still breastfeeding,
would only be like once or twice a day.
Whereas the baby would be eating like eight times a day.
So it's just like.
It's not going to work.
No, I'm okay.
But that's like when you have twins, that's what you do.
Right.
You know, the twins is the dream for me.
Even though I know like the year, maybe two years like after like would be the worst,
like the hardest.
And I was thinking like, okay,
do you need two different nurseries when you have twins?
Because like what if one of them wakes up and starts crying
and then the other one wakes up?
Yeah.
So like, no, you don't need two different nurseries.
I do wonder about them waking each other up.
But like you have to remember like they've been together
for 10 months, like to separate them,
it's giving three identical strangers.
But you can't put two twins in the same bassinet or the same crib I think I don't know how
people sleep how the twins actually sleep but like I've seen photos on Instagram of like two twins
in the crib napping right like this town is big enough for the two of them but it might just be
like because it looks nice and it sounds nice but right but like the American Pediatric Association
says no I think you do wind up getting
like two bassinets and then when they're bigger you get two cribs but maybe like they hang out
in the same bassinet because you want that warmth of your twin I used to like I think like when I
was a kid and I was like very self-absorbed I used to think like being a twin was the worst thing
that could have like if I was a twin like I would not be okay like sharing everything sharing the
spotlight but now it's an adult who like is gonna to have children, one, it's awesome for the mom.
And two, like what's better?
Than having like a built-in best friend.
Like two of my best friends, one who's in the book club.
Ana doesn't read, but Rachel does.
They're like best friends.
They live in the same building.
They like are, one of them has a baby, another one's having a baby.
Like they work together.
Like what's better? Sounds like us. It does does sound like us so I feel like you've had
a lot of the twin experience and I do feel like if you were an actual twin like a born twin like
you wouldn't you couldn't see it the way no no no no not at all you couldn't possibly be as like
lively as you are like because you would you share more so like balancing off another person yeah i just
think like every new life experience would be so much easier not that and that came off as saying
like twins aren't lively but like you know i know what you mean you know what i mean like you would
always be a half yeah of a of a unit of a unit which has enormous benefits yes like going to a new school starting
camp like you have a friend like you're not like feeling awkward yeah and that's also a crutch
level because it's also like siblings I felt that way so many times like with Olivia yeah but like
even with you and Olivia like starting a new camp or starting a new school like you're different
grades yes no when we started a new school we were different grades that was actually hard but
when we started a new camp we just like requested each other on our like you know when they say
they put you in the same book do you know anyone and so i was like olivia and they put us in the
same bunk which was crazy because we're not thinking we're twins yes when before we came
to camp they were like oh the two asha girls that are in the same bunk like they're probably twins
yeah and we were not um but it worked out nice. Yeah. Very nice. Yeah.
I still want to have twins.
I'll take quintuplets.
Okay.
But I've been sending you.
I get like.
I know.
Oh, did you see what I sent you?
Yeah.
Like the actual stomach.
No.
And then also like the after effects.
Like it's really hard.
It moves all your organs and like your abdominal wall.
And that woman that I sent you, she was in a lot of pain.
Damn.
Years later. Oh. And then she wasn't. abdominal wall and that woman that I sent you she was in a lot of pain damn years later oh and then
uh she wasn't I forget where she was from but her captions weren't in English and so I was
reading them via translate and it didn't translate I didn't understand everything but she said like
there's a surgery for it but like sometimes the surgery like it's still painful damn like nobody
talks about that yeah she was gonna be on like if she was like Swedish or something she was gonna
be on a tv program about it.
How exciting.
Yeah.
First time I was ever on television was on a Swedish TV program.
It sounds like they have great programming.
Sounds like they do.
Interesting stuff.
Anyways, congratulations to the legend Tegan family.
Oh yeah.
That's really nice.
It's so crazy how like literally in a few months you go from being a family of three
to a family of five.
In a few months you go from being a family of, oh sorry. Yeah. I a few months you go from being a family of oh sorry yeah I thought you meant kids wise
no family two to four no sorry family of four to a family of six yeah that's crazy yeah
and I'm happy for them that's crazy to have a sibling that would be five years
five months younger than you you're in the same grade but you're not twins yeah that's crazy they
would call that Irish twins but this is not Irish twins what's crazy they would call that irish twins but this is not irish
twins what's irish twins when they would be from the same gestational carrier same mother uh-huh
but they do have the same mother but like getting pregnant and then getting pregnant like immediately
after having two kids within one year okay that's not the same and not the same as this this is
crazy like they're gonna be in the same grade and everything but they won't be twins yeah that's
crazy but like if you gave birth and then like say a month later
got pregnant again and then like that i know that's irish twins i get it cool yeah are you
ready for our next story yeah bravo is planning a banner pump rule spinoff with jacks kristin
and britney says a report so bravo is reportedly working on a Vanderpump Rules spinoff.
According to a deadline report published on Wednesday,
the new show is said to include former cast members Jax Taylor,
Brittany Cartwright, and Kristen Doty.
While deals have yet not been confirmed,
the hour reported that the new reality series will feature an eight-episode season.
That's so little.
Yeah, I guess it's a test.
Yeah, I mean, I think people have been talking about this for so long there was before everyone got fired there was like a lot of rumors about Valley
Village becoming its own show and everyone having kids maybe like all the moms being on one show
and I do think with the new like kind of renaissance of Vanderpump Rules the more content
the better but I do think this particular show like really needs Stassi yeah do you talk to her
about it a little bit? Like on the toast?
I don't think that I did.
I,
she,
I talked about her return to reality TV.
And she said it depends on the show.
Yeah.
I asked her if it was completely off the table and she said,
no,
like she does miss it.
And she's so like built for it.
And she still is this huge fan base.
Um,
and I don't know if that means like her own show,
but I do think like this would probably be a good return for him.
There is like drama there, like between her between her Jackson Brittany and her and Bo we like never really got a lot of Bo
and Bo such like an integral part of her podcast and her tour and her fans love him so I actually
feel like this is probably like the right move for her but I don't know if she'll do it yeah I agree
especially now they have like all have kids they need like this show sounds good but they. Of course. It can't just be the three of them. I'm sure
they're trying to get other people who we know and then maybe some people that we don't
know yet. Yeah, like new friends of theirs who maybe also have kids and live in the Valley.
Yeah. And then do you think that, I guess Sheena and Lala
at one point might have jumped ship. At one point, yes, but no.
Even though Lala's so close to, like, Stassi.
And I think she's close with Brittany, too.
Yeah.
Lala really, like, does fit on this new format.
Yeah, but no.
But no, you would never leave.
If they didn't leave the sinking ship, they're certainly not going to leave, you know, the Royal Caribbean.
Right.
Yeah, I don't know.
And we knew this was coming, and I think.
There's been so many like rumors about
this over the years even before you know Scandival and then he just but there's so many rumors about
Vanderpump Rules in general that I don't really pay much mind to I think what had happened was
like before COVID and before everyone got fired and they were like working with like Charlie and
the new girls they did think about making this spin-off show for like all the married older um
like OG cast mates then when everyone got, I think it was like, whatever.
And then with the renaissance of Vanderpump Rules with Scandival,
they were like, wait, look how many people were tuning into these podcasts
with Jax, Brittany, Stassi, Kristen.
Like there was so much fanfare and hype for them
that now it makes sense to bring the,
like I think the idea has always been there and it's been on the table,
then off the table, now I think it's back on the table.
Yeah.
I'd be here for it.
Me too. Like say what you want about J. Yeah. I'd be here for it. Me too.
Like say what you want about Jax
but that man is made for television.
And also now all of these people
are watching old seasons
of Vanderpump Rules
for the first time.
Right.
They're falling in love
with Stassi and Kristen
and you know
just feeling really passionate
about these characters
like there's an audience for them.
That's so true.
Now it's like the second wave.
Yeah.
I think it's good. I would watch it. it 100 are you ready for our fifth and final story
yeah it's a little submersible update it's been a few days since we've had one but presumed human
remains have been recovered from the titan sub wreckage the coast guard says so crews have
recovered presumed human remains while searching through the wreckage of the titan submersible
according to the u.S. Coast Guard.
Medical professionals will conduct a formal analysis of what is believed to be human remains that were carefully recovered within the wreckage at the site of the incident, the Coast Guard said in a news release.
The Coast Guard also said that the Marine Board of Investigation intends to transport the evidence aboard a U.S. Coast Guard and cutter to a port in the U.S. where they'll be able to facilitate further analysis and testing. Yeah, they got like paparazzi footage of them like
loading out all the different pieces of the submersible. And I have to imagine like it was
sealed. So even when it like combust, there's probably like body parts in there now. Yeah,
I didn't when they announced like that, they had found like debris on the ocean floor and
that the thing imploded like I did not imagine that the pieces would be this big yeah well at
first they said it like exploded whatever but then like I saw a bunch of experts being like
because of the pressure it actually probably um like compounded like I don't know what the right
word is it into itself folded into like shr. Yeah. So and everyone would have just like instantly been.
So that tracks with what I saw.
But no I don't think it exploded like to bits.
I was thinking to bits.
Got it.
And for me like the word debris like we have had conversations.
Yeah.
What debris means.
But to me it meant bits.
Yeah.
Like shrapnel.
Yeah.
Like and then it's like how do you even recover that on the ocean floor?
So, yeah, this, like, I mean, I'm sure this will bring some more peace to the families
to, like, have their remains found and give a proper burial, perhaps.
I can't really imagine, like, what condition people's bodies are in.
No, but, like.
It brings peace.
It's, like, and closure. Right, like closure right like you can like physically lay someone to rest yeah so sad like this whole saga i guess it like it really
did end in one of the better possibilities like in like they were like they were dead but all the
ways that they could have died or maybe we never even found out.
Like of all the ways, like this is one of the better ones, like in terms of like peace of mind.
Yes.
But it's like the saddest thing.
Yeah.
Oh, and I saw this morning that the company Titan plans on like continuing these sort of excavations.
Will there be any changes?
I'm sure, but I can't imagine a singular person would go now
like knowing what we all know yeah like I imagine that the people who went this time and all
previous times like really imagined it was a safe excursion but like now we know it's not so anybody
going has that understanding like this was so sad because these people went on what they thought was
like a routine totally safe people had done it before made it even scarier but like now we
all know so if anyone's going like first of all what are you doing and second of all like you know
now yeah like you have the knowledge of you might not come back because other people haven't yeah
but I think for some thrill seekers and adventures and explorers that's always a risk yeah but they
did but I didn't feel like this particular group of people
was like thrill-seeking you know they were like older not necessarily thrill-seeking but explorers
is the right word i guess they were just like businessmen no but like hamish had done adventures
like this before um to the i think the father and son not the son but the father and son, not the son, but the father. And then the, the French Naval expert,
we're both really big Titanic fanatic.
Damn.
And then the son was supporting his dad.
Yeah.
Terrible.
Really terrible.
Well,
but glad to have some closure.
It's like a wrap on that.
Yeah.
Should we do dear toasters? Let us. Well, dear toasters is brought to you some closure. Yeah, it's like a wrap on that. Yeah. Should we do Dear Toasters?
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All right, are you ready? Dear Jackson Claude, every Sunday, my husband and his 70-year-old
best friend go on long bike rides. Post bike ride, my husband makes his friend breakfast at our home.
Breakfast usually lasts about two hours. Here's my issue. During the breakfast portion of their Sundays, the 70-year-old
is walking around my house and eating breakfast with his shirt off, wearing only small, tight
biking shorts. I've explained to my husband that it's really disgusting and neither one of us knows
how to approach a situation without hurting the elderly man's feelings. Any advice would be
wonderful. So I have to imagine that his shirt is sweaty, right?
That's why he took it off.
So why doesn't your husband just offer him an old t-shirt?
But maybe he's also sweaty and like wants to dry off.
I get it.
But like the thing is like you're really never going to change a 70-year-old's habits.
And you can't.
And it's honestly disrespectful to try.
Hot take.
She said she wasn't going to have many hot takes but she does.
I said that's a story.
Like at 70 years old
like
you have to let them be.
Earn the right to do things
the way that he wants.
I do feel for you
because this would
bother me as well.
Could they eat outside
perhaps?
That's nice.
Do you have a patio
or a balcony?
Some alfresco dining
and then in the winter
he'll be so cold
he'll put it on the jacket.
Okay so that's a good option suggest eating outside. I also don't think it would hurt to be like hey I'm gonna grab a
clean shirt want one you know like ask yeah what's wrong with that is a crazy thing to do I'm not
saying this is like it's it's something only a 70 year old can get away with yeah and it's gross
like chest hair like it's gross we're eating we're in the kitchen he's just worked out and then you're
sitting on my chair like trust me I'm with we empathize but at some point like 70 year olds are going to do
their thing and like you really can't change their habits you know they are who they are at this
point yeah that's really a perk of getting older people stop asking so much of you because you're
you are who you are right try these two options and if it doesn't work like let go and let god
like it is what it is maybe they should start going out for breakfast.
Love that.
Alfresco dining has potential.
Depends where do you live?
Yeah.
You're writing in from Alaska, you know?
Or Arizona.
Both have alfresco dining.
Alaska?
Yeah, in the summer.
Right, but Arizona you can eat outside year round.
But I have to imagine if they were like,
if they had like an outdoor setup,
like this wouldn't have been, you know, this would have been an option months ago.
Yeah.
But try.
Just try.
All right, ready?
Hey, girlies.
So I invited my single friend out to go to a concert with my husband
and a group of our friends.
We are all close with one of the couples in the group.
Our daughters are best friends with them.
We see them every week for playdates.
But long story short, the wife of this couple couldn't get into Our daughters are best friends with them. We see them every week for playdates. But long story short,
the wife of this couple
couldn't get into the concert
because she was too drunk.
So her husband sent her home in an Uber
and her husband still went to the concert.
He ended up fucking my single friend
by the end of the night on my couch.
Then they proceeded to meet up for breakfast
the next day,
or sorry, not the next day,
the following Monday.
What would you guys do?
Should I tell my friend, aka the wife?
Should I keep this to myself?
Should I move on?
Oh my God.
I just want to say, like, I know it's not the point here,
but like if I was ever too drunk to get somewhere
and Ben sent me home, like, bitch, take me home.
You're not sending me in a random Uber.
Clearly this couple is not in the most stable relationship right now.
But I, and I have like a, you know, typically like you mind your own business, whatever.
But like really if this were you, like think about if it were you.
Let me think of like, okay, I have a single friend.
Got it.
And you have a couple friend.
Okay.
Like they're not your best friends, but like they're in your life.
Yep, I'm picturing it.
And the girl went home drunk and the husband hooked up with your friend.
What would you do?
I guess in this situation, my allegiance is to my friend.
Right?
Like couple friends are different than like a friend.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but like a friend who would do this, like I don't want a friend like that, honestly.
Yeah, no, it's deplorable. I do this, like I don't want a friend like that, honestly. Yeah, no, it's deplorable.
I don't know.
I don't know.
The thing is though,
I feel like their relationship is not in a great place
and like maybe she doesn't know that they cheat.
Right, maybe they have an arrangement
because like he's kind of brazen
going for breakfast on Monday.
Yeah, you don't just like meet a girl at a concert and like hook up with her on your friend's
couch in plain view.
Right.
For the first time of having an affair.
Right.
Like when everyone knows like you're not really doing a good job at keeping a secret.
It's like you don't really have a lot to lose.
So either therefore your relationship is in a really bad place or you have some sort
of arrangement.
So would you tell the friend?
Fuck.
I don't know.
I think I would force the husband who who I know as a couple friend,
be like, you tell your wife, because if you don't, I will.
And honestly, that might be a bluff, but like you just have to,
like it's his problem.
Like he shit the bed and why are you cleaning it up?
I think what I would do in practice,
like really trying to put myself in the situation,
is like I would try and talk to the wife
and get a better understanding of like their relationship. Maybe get her to maybe get her like maybe that's between them and she's not going
to share with you and that's not indicative of what's actually going on no no but like
I might poke around first see what this information might it would it be new news
so it's like a hot potato like you don't want it like give it to someone else yeah but I feel like
if it were me I wouldn't be close enough with the husband to be like you go tell her but you know what like you have to be assertive like you're now in this shit situation your single
friend she don't give a fuck like it's not her relationship it's really on the husband
of course it is but like he also had an affair like why are we expecting yeah maybe okay maybe
you tell your husband toaster tell your husband to talk to the husband who cheated.
Say, you got to tell your wife
or else my wife will.
I think that's good.
Okay.
It's horrible.
Especially with the situation
I'm thinking in my mind.
And none of these people would do it.
I swear, like none of these people,
the single girl in my mind
who I thought is like
one of my best friends from middle school,
I would never think she would,
but I just needed like a person, know yeah and this couple love each other they
would never get never but putting myself in the situation it's it's no bueno no I really feel for
you me too but I don't think this is one of the situations where you can do nothing because if
they found out if the wife found out that you knew oh my god like you look you look like an
asshole no and also like you have to put yourself in her situation like would you want to like everyone knows this information except for her i would
want someone to tell right you look stupid with with everyone just like talking about it and not
telling you yeah yeah that's true so i would want someone to tell me for sure okay here's our third
and final hey jackson charity obsessed with both of you beyond i've never laughed as much so much
listening to your podcast and truly feel like y'all
are my friends while I'm working from home.
Oh my God, thanks.
Here's my dilemma.
I've been at my job for a little over a year.
When I took this job, I really wanted the opportunity, but my boss told me during my
final interview that she was nervous to hire me because I haven't stayed at a job longer
than two years.
This was my third job out of college.
I'm in my mid-20s.
I told her just that I'm young.
I'd been working my way up in the industry,
taking new opportunities as they come
to learn as much as possible.
I did end up getting the job,
but I've been waiting over a year at this new job now.
I've been waiting for it to become exciting to me.
I feel very bored, not stimulated.
I just want, I was just offered a new job
that is such an amazing opportunity in my industry.
It has a 20% pay increase from my current role.
I really want to take the new opportunity, but i'm nervous for future employers thinking that i
can't stay at a job for too long i don't want it to reflect poorly on my resume i really want to
take this new opportunity but i need your thoughts validation on taking the new opportunities as such
established business women what are your thoughts on this is it bad to like have like to like hop
around jobs obviously three four five months are bad but like
a year yeah I didn't feel like that was such a red flag but I do yeah if you're hiring you know what
her boss ended up being right I actually was gonna say that like I feel like she's a little bit right
and so are you but if you're hiring someone and you see they only stayed a job for like one two
years even though that feels like a long time it's like I don't want to be hiring again for this
position in two years like I want someone who's like gonna grow with the company now since you already have
another job lined up like I would say go and take it because if you didn't have a job I would say
don't leave your job and look for a job because yeah the one the two years the one year and it
does sound a little bit like admittedly you're always looking for like the next shiny big thing
yeah you're not easily stimulated and it is a job like a job and it's not always gonna be
exciting and you thought
this last opportunity a year ago was going to be the opportunity and now you have another one and
I now I see maybe your boss was on to something but if this is a better job with a pay increase
and you like I don't see why you already got it and you already got it like I don't see why not
to do it and if you're worried about the few the next job worry thinking that you are a short-term employee. Stay at this next job for many years.
Yes, that and I feel like you can always finagle a little bit the dates on your resume
by like a couple months, you know?
Yeah, but a couple months won't make a big difference.
But I did think at first your boss was being kind of critical.
Me too.
In your mid-20s, you're figuring yourself out.
Two years is a long time.
I agree.
It's not nothing.
But now I'm like, oh, maybe she's a soothsayer she was onto something maybe she's a soothsayer because yeah
then you're saying exactly what she was worried you were gonna say like it's not that interesting
or stimulating Jackie's 100% right though like this isn't a problem right now like you have a job
offer you got it with more money with a bigger role so you take it but if you can manage to stay at this particular job for like three years I think you've eradicated the problem yeah yeah you
like I just I never know if it's like a good or a bad thing if someone's resume has like a million
different jobs it's like well were you the problem and like you or are you just like trying to snatch
up as much opportunity as possible you know it, it's good and it's bad.
Yeah, I think that's a question you ask in an interview.
And I think that there are right answers and wrong answers.
You know, like you are young.
Maybe you're still trying to find like exactly what you want to do.
But then it leaves it open to being like, okay, well, maybe this job isn't what you want to do either.
And we're going to be screwed in a few months.
But that's why there's references right can't you
call and ask past employers yeah but also take the job take the job unequivocally take the job
take the job but definitely keep this in the back of your head like you don't want to be perceived
as like a homie hopper yeah so I and I think honestly her giving you that perspective is
is really helpful yeah because I would never have really thought of that me neither so take the job congratulations um and also realize like not every job every day
is going to be exciting and stimulating and like yeah a job all of those things it's important to
always remember like you don't you work for someone else like a job is a means to an end
it's how you go on vacation and enjoy your life and go out for drinks with your friends it is not for some people it is some people it's their purpose but if it's not like
that is okay like having a nine-to-five job that you don't love but that like affords you the luxury
to pay your rent to live a life that you that's okay yeah it's amazing when you find a passion
but I think people like look down on it if you don't and I actually don't like if you if your
job just gets you by that is a blessing and not everyone has that like I think people like look down on it if you don't. And I actually don't. Like if you if your job just gets you by, that is a blessing.
And not everyone has that.
Like I think that's OK, too.
Yeah, I totally.
So don't forget that.
I think if you're expecting something from jobs in general that might not ever come,
you're always going to be like looking to the next and the next and not just like blooming
where you're planted and being like, listen, I have a good situation.
A salary.
The most of it.
I'm not going to be finding my joy and my passion and my excitement here but
that's okay I have all these other things in my personal life and hobbies and side hustles are for
that's what five to nine is for exactly yeah well take the job congrats on your new job yeah and
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