The Toast - We Need To Talk About Jo Koy: Monday, January 8th, 2024

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had a fabulous, a fantabulous, a truly gorgeous, magnanimous weekend. Speaking of gorgeous and magnanimous, it's Jackie O. It is me. Yes, it is. It is me. Magnanimous. I don't know if my weekend was magnanimous. Mine was.

Not gonna lie. In what way? I saw Gypsy Rose. Actually, your weekend was... Do you know what magnanimous i don't know if my weekend was magnanimous mine was not gonna lie in what way i saw gypsy rose actually your weekend was do you know what magnanimous yeah okay don't be a bitch yes i know what it means it was actually magnanimous in the sense that you created a piece of content with gypsy rose that gave back to the community yeah i feel i want to talk about the word magnanimous because it really doesn't mean what it should like that I agree with it to me magnanimous looks and sounds like fabulous wonderful amazing like one of the magnificent exactly and it having like a totally different meaning and it's also like a word I can't really define it's like it's like generous oh yeah but no it's I feel like it's more like it's like

magnanimous you know no it's like overtly generous and gracious bigger person yeah yeah and gracious yeah generous of spirit generous of spirit which we love generosity of spirit how did we get here and generosity of funds we love people who are generous with their funds but we got here because your weekend was magnanimous. Oh, yeah. But you were saying you wouldn't say your weekend was magnanimous. No. I would say it was amazing, wonderful, beautiful. Magnificent? Magnificent.

Yeah. But magnanimous? I can't see a way through it. I understand. I understand. I think we should just, like, cut straight to the name on everyone's lips. Gypsy Lou Murda. Blanchard Soffer.

Wine Rib. Ah, sure. Shapir. Shapir. Yeah. Blanchard Soffer. That's what everyone's talking about. Gypsy Lou Blanchard Soffer.

GLBS. Blanchard X Soffer. Yeah. Blanchard X Lou. Gypsy Lou Blanchard. Blanchard X Soffer yeah Blanchard X Lou Gypsy Lou Blanchard Blanchard Lou Gypsy yes Murda Soffer Shapiro

wine rip yes okay so I kind of broke the internet on Friday because like I kind of dropped on the podcast last week that I had been invited to like an event with Gypsy Rose, but I couldn't go. And like, I just left it at that. And then as the week progressed, I was like, what are you doing? Like, like it's the name on everyone's lips. And isn't that where you want to be? I think as the week progressed, like more people's lips had the name Gypsy Rose on them that I was like, I'm squandering this opportunity. I had a birthday party and I had a Shabbat dinner and you know

what? God will wait for Gypsy Rose, you know? Yeah. And I told my in-laws, I was like I'm squandering this opportunity I had a birthday party and I had a Shabbat dinner and you know what God will wait for Gypsy Rose you know yeah and I told my in-laws I was like listen I wouldn't be asking if it wasn't because like they were cooking at their house like it was rude for me to ask to push it back an hour and I said I would not be asking if it wasn't of the utmost importance they were like of course what do you have to do I'm like I have to meet convicted felon Gypsy Rose Blanchard and I don't think they really understood but Ben's sister Maddie was like oh my god go and then I was like do you want to come and she was like yeah and she actually ends up taking such good content for me I don't know why I'm always bringing Ben places he takes the worst pictures and the worst videos like I will be bringing Maddie here she

for yeah um so like they totally understood and then when we got to sweat dinner we had so much to talk about so Gypsy actually brought my family together she's bringing a lot of families together with her new docu-series with a lot of the content that she's doing so she had this little gypsy soiree she had a very intimate like it was a very quick red carpet and just a cocktail party for close friends and family I couldn't stay for the cocktail party because again I had about dinner but um like when I say small like there was maybe 20 people there. Oh, nice. Well, you got to interview our girl. I did. I got to chat with her briefly before.

It was like very crazy. I've met famous people before and it's always very thrilling and very exciting. But there was something different about this because she's really not a typical traditional celebrity. She is, like I said, a convicted felon and a conspiracy and a murder. And a murder. So it was like a different level of glamour, you know? Yeah. And I've seen a lot of discourse online.

A lot of people are talking about, you know, Gypsy Rose. And a lot of people are saying, you know, they feel really bad that like she's gotten out of prison and she's just being exploited by media and by all these, you know, bad faith actors who are just making her do all this press and yada yada. Now, I want to give my opinion as somebody who saw it up close. I felt as though, yes, it's very dystopian what's going on. She got out of prison and she's a celebrity and she has a glam team and it's crazy. But seeing it in person, it was different. And it's important, understand the context of what Gypsy is doing is she's

doing a press tour with Lifetime. Lifetime, I think, you know, snatched her up in prison, got her in a contract, and they're the only ones who can really, you know, make her do or say anything. And all the girls who work for Lifetime who were, like, handling Gypsy are toasters. I met all of them. They are amazing. They love Gypsy. Like, they care about her.

They're not exploiting her, like, in the slightest. Like, Gypsy. Like they care about her. They're not exploiting her like in the slightest. Like Gypsy's very much in control. And I think she's surrounded by like good people. And the only people who were at this screening were like friends and family of Gypsy, the Lifetime Girlies, the people who worked on the docu series who are all very close with Gypsy and like three influencers just like for press. It really wasn't like this big crazy thing. Like I think she's being really well taken care of by the Lifetime girlies and knowing that they're toasters,

like she's good, you know? Yeah, what about the husband? Yeah, the husband was there. So actually so funny, like I really, I'm not like an awkward or nervous person, but like I felt really shy and like I really, I didn't know what to say. And so I'm standing with Ben's sister's Maddie

and the first person who comes out is the husband and he's like standing right in front of us. I'm like, I didn't know what to say. And so I'm standing with Ben's sister, Maddie, and the first person who comes out is the husband. And he's like standing right in front of us. I'm like, I want to say something, but like I don't even know what to say. What is there to say? Maddie, she takes the reins. She goes, Ryan, congrats. Because I forgot he just got married.

And like she really opened the door for the conversation. I was like so grateful because I was like, I honestly didn't even know what I was going to say. I was like, oh, like how does it feel to be wearing a wedding ring? You know, it was like very like corny surface level conversation. But she opened the door, which was great. And then, you know, Gypsy, the main event, she was breathtaking. She was not at all what I imagined she'd be like. I guess, you know, you have certain expectations of someone who, you know,

for basically her entire life life never had any normal social life like you wouldn't think she'd really be able I don't know why I just felt like she wouldn't be able to like talk you know yeah but she can talk and she's extremely articulate and very sweet and very soft-spoken um and we made a great piece of content together and I had a great time and I'm so glad I rearranged my plans and most importantly she gave some really great advice because I think the question on everyone's lips was like what's gypsy got and I want to give a shout out because I was told that I would be able to do like a quick interview with gypsy and they had to you know approve the questions and so I called Jax and I'm like Jax what do I ask gypsy

and the question about relationships and dating which was the best funniest question was Jackie's question the Taylor Swift one was obviously me it's the question that was it was bubbling under the surface all of last week because it's like we need dating tips and dating advice from Gypsy Rose Blanchard the man the girl who would get a man to do anything for her to kill for the girl who got married in prison like Gypsy's in prison and getting married like what's your excuse no it's so true like and what is that secret sort of thing that je ne sais quoi, that gypsy's je ne sais quoi? Like, what is it? And she told you.

I asked her straight up. I'm like, Gypsy, what is your secret? Like, you get men who ride. I didn't say ride or die, but, you know, it was implied. I said, you get men who ride for you. And she just said, be yourself. Be the queen that you are. And the queen that you are. And queen that you are and he will be your king obsessed be the queen that you are and he will be your king and then another

sort of shocking revelation and breakthrough from my interview with gypsy rose blanchard was um her favorite song off of midnight so you know we know she's a huge swifty gypsy that's the thing about gypsy just when you think yeah oh gypsy sweet and innocent like she's just like this doe-eyed novice yeah she hits you with the karma yeah her favorite song is karma which just leads me to believe like like gypsy's in on what's going on do you know what i mean like she like we all think like oh like gypsy's in on what's going on do you know what i mean like she like we all think like oh like gypsy doesn't gypsy knows what's going on no literally karma was her boyfriend karma was a god her boyfriend was karma no actually i think karma was like taking her mother's life when her mother

just sort of abused her her boyfriend oh yeah did. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was the vehicle. He was the vehicle. Was the physical manifestation. Yeah. Of karma. Yeah. Yeah. So. And I have to say, there are certain moments in my life, my career, where like I pick up

my phone and like everyone I know is texting me being like, congrats or being like, what was that like? This, Jackie, was another level like it was insane people DMing me like every person of somewhat notoriety who follows me sending me a message being like how the fuck and I just want to thank the girl is that lifetime for including me because like there was literally three people allowed in there and I was one of them so I was grateful I'm really happy for you. And yeah, it just goes to show the name on everybody's lips is Gypsy Rose.

It's been Gypsy Rose. And I think it will be Gypsy Rose for a while. I think so too. Her show is coming out. I saw some headlines, like a lot of news and information from the show. She went on Vile Files. Right. So it's like all this press, the show hasn't even come out yet.

And her first major like long form interview isn't even out yet it came out today so it's like I think there'll be way more news for Gypsy yeah yeah so we'll keep we will keep you posted we will the goings and comings of Gypsy Rose Blanchard Ostrich software wine map Shapiro Lou Lou so that's like pretty much the summation of my weekend I did other stuff I watched football I finished my book for book club I went to karaoke but really It all pales in comparison to GRB Now how was your weekend

My weekend was good I'm trying to recall Everything that I did lots of kid stuff Lots of sleepless nights A dream Not too much To share with the class. And how are my children? They're good.

They miss their auntie Koja. Obsessed. Like, having spent so much time with them, like many days in a row, which I never really get, you know,

for two and a half weeks. It's hard to go back to life as is, you know? Yeah. Yeah. And it's as simple and as complicated as that. and keeping tabs on my baby

boy Streisand how is baby boy Streisand I don't know if you've really updated the career on like baby boy Streisand having some health issues and it's like freaking us out because we're obviously like scarred we're scarred and a lot of the things he's doing is giving deja vu it's like really similar right but it could be a lot of different things of course so I don't want to he's going to the doctor this week so hopefully I'll have more information soon but the good news is that on the inside he's being more himself like his personality is returning I feel like he's getting his personality back he's giving Kylie Jenner postpartum on the outside he's still you know a little limpy and not jumping right like to the great heights that he used to but he's he's jumping on

the bed more and taking more chances I do so it's just it could be a number of different things and I'll wait to see what it is I'm just smothering him with love which is all I could do have you considered playing taking chances by Celine Dion for him on a speaker of some sort so that the message could really resonate and and digest I haven't but i'll run it by his doctor tomorrow and see if he thinks that'll just yeah that's one of those like alternative therapies that a lot of traditional doctors like would turn their nose up at however i have heard amazing results okay what i was gonna say something crazy what it didn't work for theo you're a bitch you're disgusting i didn't say it you said it no you jackie you literally said it with your eyes like

shut up there are other ways of saying things you know and you're not saying them and you're disgusting and theo is looking down on you and shame and i'm looking at my theo pillow sending prayers up to do we love you we miss you every single day do and i'm looking at my Theo pillow, sending prayers up to do. We love you. We miss you. Every single day do. And I'm looking at my brew pillow and saying, your mother is disgusting. Wow. After the, wow. I didn't even say it. You said it.

And you don't even know that's what I was going to say. Yes, I do. You literally confirmed. No, I didn't. I chuckled because it was a funny thing for you to say. No, no, no. You confirmed. No, I don't think I did.

Okay, so what were you going to say? I forgot by now. Yeah. Wait. Also, today's going to be a great day because, you know, as much as we pretend it's not, this is a pop culture show, even though it's like really about us. And last night was a big night in pop culture. There's like a lot to talk about from the Golden Globes.

And I watched the whole thing. Yeah, almost. I didn't even, I have all the stories up. I don't even know how many stories are, if have like four others mostly it's golden globes because there's like kind of like three things that could be their own stories that are going on yeah can i guess sure joke ways monologue what the hell were selena and taylor gossiping about that's a subset of part two which is just taylor at the Globes okay and three Kylie and Timmy Kylie and Timmy no I can't wait to talk like I actually can't remember it's so crazy because as of like

two years ago the Golden Globes went out of business they were like not going to be on TV anymore because nobody cared and then I think some you know someone in Hollywood they made it happen they got him back so this is like a defunct show that is really in the grand scheme of award shows like the least relevant it's not even a part of EGOT. The G doesn't stand for Golden Globes. It stands for Grammy. And it ended up being so fabulous. So many people showed up.

And it was really like a very relevant culturally and culturally relevant evening, which the Golden Globes really never is. I had zero intention of watching. I haven't turned my TV on since last year and then you sent me the monologue and I was like oh you know what I think it's recorded because I think Zach was had it on in the living room so I was like let me just go watch it and some of the monologue was missing but then I just like kept catching up and I was like you know what I'll just fast forward through the show and like get the major moments so I wound up watching most of it me too more so so that I could have something to have some thoughts but also once I saw like Kylie was there you know it just ended up being like a very fabulously attended event and I was like oh this is

what we need to be talking about on the show so I watched the whole thing and I only knew it was on because I was watching football on CBS and then when the game ended they went straight to the Golden Globes and the game that I was watching was the Giants, like not really a very good team, versus the Eagles. People think they're going to be the Super Bowl. They literally won like by 30 points. The Giants. So who won the conference?

Dallas, I believe. Yeah, that's what I saw. But Sam didn't mention it, which is weird. Yeah, like yesterday's game for the Eagles and the Cowboys had a lot of importance on the standings, the seeds. Yeah, the seeds. So not only, I think Dallas needed to win, and they would have made it number one,

but the fact that Dallas won and the Eagles lost put the Eagles in fifth place or some shit like that. I saw the commenter saying, really not good for the Eagles. like does this are they like in their redemption era or are they just like not going to be in the Super Bowl I'm feeling like not the Super Bowl no I think it's going to be the Niners and the Ravens like two people everyone was like Chiefs Eagles Chiefs Eagles nobody was some people were saying 49ers but now it's like now that the dust has settled look who like kept their heads down this season and just worked the Niners and you know what the Ravens not the Cowboys no I'm sorry I don't think somebody else actually it was your

husband who uh who's a big Cowboys fan and so I was talking to him about it he was saying that like based on their record like they won against all the bad teams and like lost against all the good teams like they don't have like a they have a winning record but not like a winner's record got it that makes sense yeah I feel like they're always losing sorry Zach it's just every time I'm like poking in yeah I don't think they're like a Super Bowl team but I'm glad to see they're doing better than they've been doing maybe one day and your husband really holds on to like that slogan that the Cowboys have they're America's team he's always saying that yeah okay and I was asking him I was like why do you say that because like they're not um and he was like well because you know it's you know Texas and

there was like you know a few years in a row in the 80s where they won and so they were labeled America's team I'm like okay so in the 80s they were America's team I wouldn't say that they're America's team right now honestly I think I would say the Chiefs are America's team I would say so too they just sort of like brand branded themselves like America's team trademark you know yeah no and it's like just because you say it doesn't make it true but it's also because the name is the Cowboys and they're fabulous and I actually was just reading a statistic that it's the franchise that's worth the most money in all of the leagues so it's like yeah I get it they're impressive but at this current juncture I just don't believe them to be America's team that's not to say

they're not fabulous people but it's just not true maybe they could be America's team again yeah and maybe that should be like a goal like on their vision board aspiring American team AAT AAT I think they play at AT&T so that works aspiring team yeah love that AAT at ATT so lots going on in the football sphere because you know playoffs are coming up Aaron Rodgers like I think he just decided like let me just save all my energy for next season because it was like it was fruitless the Jets record was so bad it's like what you're gonna come back no early and maybe fuck up your leg just for what to lose do it Aaron but by the way do we got some more clarity on the Aaron Jimmy Kimmel thing have you been seeing I have because we were basically saying like all right so what Aaron Rodgers said wasn't factually true Jimmy

Kimmel like came from but like what is this beef and they didn't even say what's the beef we said like why would Aaron say something if it's so untrue and and Jimmy's like this is so untrue I'm gonna sue you so like why would he say this out of nowhere but apparently the two of them have been like sparring for a while like barbs back and forth Jimmy's like always coming for Aaron he started with like anti-vax stuff but then there was other something more recently where he made a comment about epstein's list and made a comment about like aaron rogers not about him being on the list but that like something i don't know not about them being associated but just like whatever and so

aaron just like jive back at him oh i stand with Aaron you don't start something you can't fucking finish don't start something Jimmy Kimmel and then be like I'm gonna call a lawyer like okay no and also it's like he didn't say you're on the list and you're a pedophile like he said you might be like worried about the list coming out and that could mean a lot of things that could mean because your friends are on it that could mean because you would have to report on powerful people doing actually so true. Aaron said something and left it open to interpretation. He just said that you're like a little, you're quaking a little.

And he was also just like messing with you because you guys mess with each other. Yes. So after, upon further investigation into the Aaron Rodgers, Jimmy Kimmel feud, what I learned was that Jimmy Kimmel started it. So you really can't complain and like cry lawyers when you started this shit sorry yeah no extreme weenie behavior that we will be keeping in consideration on Friday I actually was thinking first of all I think we have the week episode one like went over so well I think we're gonna continue to do it I need to start keeping a list

because things throughout the week like make me giggle and I'm like oh that's weenie behavior and I need to write them down okay so right now Jimmy Kimmel if no one else acts out this week like it could be his but I feel I have a feeling yeah because it's the beginning of the week and actually Jimmy Kimmel was really like last week but we just found out about it this week you know yeah yeah but it doesn't matter we need the week is you know an eternal timeless venture no we need the week we were like on our own timeline with you know it's the we need is my week our thing we literally invented it so it's like about our week and when we learned about something right someone else and this is by the way our show so fuck off and i can't be yelling we're yelling at like nobody nobody you're the one who called us out for being last week but someone else who's in the running for weaning of the week, which will be a

great segue into us finally getting into the story. Oh, he's on my list. Is Joe Coy. Yeah, I feel very conflicted about it and I'll tell you why. So let's dive in. Without further ado, here are the fast five-ish stories. I need to organize them. Mostly Golden Globe stuff that you need to know on this Monday. Okay. I'm not going to repeat that because I don't even know what you said. But the fast, the shit that Jackie just said is brought to you by a brand new sponsor. We've got Dermalogica, which I'm really excited about.

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Welcome. Our first story, Golden Globes recap. Joe Coy edition. Let me just pull up my notes. I wrote down a bunch of things I wanted to talk about. So last night was the Golden Globes Awards. Joe Coy was the host. He gave a monologue wherein a couple jokes bombed,

and he turned to the audience and said, I got the gig 10 days ago. You want a perfect monologue? He said, some I wrote wrote some other people wrote I wrote some of these and they're the ones you're laughing at yeah so he also said yo shut up yeah about halfway through the monologue he just like had a breakdown and then went on with it and then after the breakdown if like a joke went well or didn't go well he would be like I wrote that one or I don't write that one and I just feel like a big no-no as like a comedian,

but also as just like a person in the industry is like, you never throw the writers under the bus. Like that's a surefire way to like never get booked for anything ever again. Like you just, you don't, you don't do that. Why? I didn't know that. And that I guess is a good rule of thumb, but I also feel like it's kind of like blaming some like anonymous someone. could always say oh it was the writers and it's like we don't know who the writers were and then it just takes accountability off of you but I didn't know but

it's just like you just don't do that like you you just don't so halfway through he had this breakdown up until that point like was it going amazing no now a lot of people are like Joe Coy it's like the big discourse is like, did Joe Coy bomb? And I just don't really feel like that's like, should be what we were talking about. Like, was he good before, even before the breakdown? Like, were the jokes good? Were they landing? No, they really, it wasn't amazing. But like, is it ever good? Like, no, like it wouldn't have been, nobody would be talking about it if he didn't have this breakdown.

I think what made it so much worse was that he acknowledged that it wasn't going well. Because I would have just thought like, oh, it's unfunny. These things are rarely funny. And I would have just been like, you know, these are kind of the jokes that they made him say. I also would have thought like,

maybe we just can't hear the laughter. Yeah, I thought that too at first. But him, you know, pulling the curtain down and being like I wrote this one they wrote that one this one two weeks ago like yeah it was so awkward and if he had not mentioned it I just would have been like oh another unfunny thing in Hollywood but like the fact that he drew attention to it and he was so aware of every single joke in its reception it was extremely awkward yeah and like bombing is just a part of the job. It's really not a big deal.

And I think like the difference is like when you're bombing, like I have bombed many times, like you just pretend everything's going amazing. You're like, you're, of course you just live, you live in delusion land and like, that's fine.

And you just hope like everybody's going to go along with it. There's a difference between like bombing, you know, in the regular comedy circuit and like the golden globes where, by the way, you have the jokes written for you by a team of writers. Everybody's putting their heads together on this. It's on a teleprompter. It's like sometimes a bomb. I imagine as a comedian, it's like, you know, the energy's off.

You don't deliver the way like this is very foolproof. It's kind of like an amazing gig to get get especially for someone like Joe Coy who's not like a Jimmy Kimmel he's not on TV all the time like some people know him but some people don't and when you literally get the opportunity to have all the jokes written for you you have two weeks to prepare you don't have to memorize it's all in a teleprompter it's really like a golden opportunity to expand your fan base to take your career to another level and so the fact that it wasn't going well like sucks it really does and honestly I didn't feel like the people in the room like they should have just laughed more like it's just the polite thing to do honestly no some of the jokes were kind of I don't want to say the word offensive

because also that's what I want to get into but they were like they were not only unfunny but I don't know if you're if your joke work includes the word cellulite like take another look at it yes so that's the other element. And that's where he started to break down. The Barbie Oppenheimer where he started. That's where he broke down. Up until that point, like I think people could have just thrown him a bone. Like it's a hard job.

Just been like, ha ha ha. Like for real. Like it wasn't, he hadn't said anything offensive up until that point. Then came Barbie. And me and Ben were just having this conversation because Ben is a big hater of the Barbie movie. And like Ben is getting roasted canceled online because they're like, you don't get it. You're the exact reason the Barbie movie was made. There is something about the Barbie movie.

It reminds me a lot of the conversation we had about working from home after the pandemic. A seemingly, you know, innocuous topic of conversation that has become like a political, like a polarizing thing. The Barbie movie is one of those things where like, you cannot critique the Barbie movie without people saying you hate women. Now I am a woman and I do hate women, but that doesn't change the fact that I did not like the Barbie movie. Like that doesn't mean that I didn't get it. It just means that people like different things. And I actually, I didn't even dislike it. I sat through the whole thing.

It was like enjoyable. I didn't think it was amazing. I didn't. It was like fun and cute and pretty to watch. And the music was good. And Margot Robbie was great. And like, there were parts of it that I liked. What about the message?

Did you like, I don't know what the message is. I didn't see it. Do you like the message or did you not like the message? That's the thing. And I don't think I'm a dumb person. I didn't really fully understand what I was supposed to be taking away from the film. And that's why I felt like see it. Do you like the message or did you not like the message? That's the thing. And I don't think I'm a dumb person. Like I didn't really fully understand what I was supposed to be taking away from the film. And that's why I felt like it failed. So the Barbie movie is like weirdly this like hot topic.

Protected class. It's a protected class. Like you can't critique it. So we knew that whatever anyone was going to say about the Barbie movie, if it was not 1000% complimentary like would have been critiqued this happened to have been just like a really bad joke like especially given the sensitive nature of the film but we can take the whole you know Barbie protection out of it the joke was horrible and it wasn't about Barbie big boobies and then cellulite and flat feet like it's offensive to those of us who critique Barbie yeah it's true to put loop this in with

Barbie movie critique 1000% and when you think about like I feel like we've been talking for the whole year about how like Barbenheimer two more like movies couldn't be more different and they are happening at the same time and it's like this crazy cultural moment. Like there were so many jokes to be made that were like kind of like more obvious and more funny. And this one, like I didn't really like know where it came from. No, it was really bad. And he also made fun of Oppenheimer.

And you know, that was also a bad joke, unfunny. And then there was the Martin Scorsese joke. What was the joke? So it was about Killers of the Flower Moon, which I can't lie, I don't know what it's about, but I believe it deals with, you know, indigenous people. And so he was like, wow, what I learned from Killers of the Flower Moon

is like white people stole even more than I thought that they stole. They stole land, they stole this, but they also stole the plot of the movie. The premise of the movie. So does that mean that there was no premise? Or did like somebody else come up with the premise of the movie and martin scorsese like copied it well it's based on a book oh that's the joke oh no yeah yeah because it's not like they came up with this premise for a movie you shouldn't be working so hard to understand these jokes and

then i feel like also people could say you know it's such a hard job We shouldn't be working so hard to understand these jokes. And then I feel like also people could say, you know, it's such a hard job. It shouldn't be such a hard job for a funny person. That room is rife with comedic material. I mean, Ricky Gervais. Ricky Gervais. But Ricky Gervais is like in another stratosphere. But like if you're a funny person,

there's plenty of funny things. Funny fire. No, no. I mean, it's a hard job because everyone, even if you do your best, like everyone has something to say. It's like a thankless job and it's an amazing opportunity, but it's hard. It's a very intimidating room. Yeah, no. Those things.

But to write the jokes, you have 10 day to write jokes. Like that's your skill set. Yeah. Is writing jokes. Like do a flip. Yeah. No. And you have. Like do a flip. Yeah. No. And you have, you know, the best writers in the world at your disposal.

And yeah. It shouldn't be impossible to get a decently funny monologue. Right. That people in the room want to laugh at. And in so many ways I feel like it was like so, like, and this article said this too. It's like, it was very soft you know like not you know not really gunning for anyone and then then he there were a couple of like nasty zingers yeah it's true like the um i mean i think this got laughs but the robert de niro had you get her pregnant at 80

yeah megan markel gets paid he went so hard on megan and harry they weren't even there that was weird that's true um and then tay Swift okay I want to talk about Taylor Swift because I think the community needs to calm down like I literally like the joke wasn't was so basic like seriously one two like it wasn't offensive it wasn't funny it wasn't offensive it was just like a commentary like haha they show her a lot she didn't seem offended no she was not happy oh I don't think. It wasn't funny. It wasn't offensive. It was just like a commentary. Like, ha ha, they show her a lot. She didn't seem offended. No, she was not happy. Oh, I don't think so.

I don't think so. I think she was just- No, Claudia. Oh, I disagree. She was not happy. I disagree completely. What did you read it as? I just read it as being like, oh, yeah, they do that to me.

Like, I honestly, like, I thought, I think the whole thing was the biggest nothing burger and everybody needs to calm down. No, she was not happy. Was my takeaway. I would bet my life, she was not happy. Was my, was my takeaway. I would bet my life that she was like completely fine with it. Claudia, did you see her face? That's not what she did.

She was like being kitschy and tongue in cheek and like took a drink. Like, and by the way, and Kelly Teller sitting next to her, if you read her lips, she goes, cheers, bitch.

Like, I think they actually liked maybe they had like a drinking game for every time there was going to be a joke about taylor i think literally they actually liked the joke i think people are like reading far too much into it no no i think you're reading into it more by like looking past the there was no like no you guys that's taylor like i'm telling you she didn't care Claudia she was big mad no way no she wasn't that's how I read it it literally wasn't even a bad joke and Joe Coy was doing like such basic loser humor I literally thought he was gonna be like oh look at how many boyfriends

Taylor Swift has like I thought like that she would be mad at because we know she hates those types of jokes this like honestly was harmless it was harmless it wasn't it wasn't a funny joke it wasn't an offensive joke but she didn't like it no I'm telling you she didn't care I'm telling you she didn't like it re-watch through my POV okay okay let me see if I can pull it up but like I watched it with you know open eyes like not like hoping that I feel like anytime someone says a joke about you even if you wind up being offensive offended afterwards like in the moment you're just like like it's your reflex to be like huh yeah me and then you think about it you're like oh fuck that but she was like not having it I actually feel like Taylor

knew the joke was coming like they told her about it because she was like ready to go with her drink. Or maybe she just likes to drink. A girl after my own heart. But why would that be the face that she pulls if she's in on it? Because she was basically saying like no comment. No. No, I'm telling you. I think everybody's reading it the wrong way and I'm reading it right.

She was saying eye roll. No, she wasn't. She wasn't. Okay, sound off in the comments. Did Taylor like the joke? No, what I thought was really interesting was that they had like a bunch of presenting duos who did like their own little monologues. Everybody did like a little sketch.

No, not sketch, skit. Yeah. And I found myself chuckling many times, thus proving that the writers for the Golden Globes were actually funny. Yeah. And it can be done. You can make the people in the room laugh and you can make the people at home laugh. No, but like Joe Coy kept saying throughout his monologue, like they're making me read these jokes like mine are the ones you're laughing at. When actually, based on what I saw throughout the rest of the night, the jokes written for, you know, Jean-Baptiste and Andra Day,

two people who are not comedians nor comedy writers, they're musicians, oh, me and Ben were cackling. Like, the Suits guys, like, that was funny. Yeah. There were many funny moments, and the writers did a good job, which led me to believe that the bad jokes for Joe Coy were Joe Coy's jokes. But also, like like if someone writes you a bad joke and you're the one who has to go out there and say it and you're. It's a collaboration.

It's a collaboration. Right. You're lead comedian on it though because you're the one who has to. It's your face. If something falls flat like or someone gets offended like it's you that they are upset with. So if people are writing you bad jokes that you don't like you can say I'm not going to say that. I don't want to say that. That's not a good joke. It's a a process it's not just like here are the jokes and you've got to say them and you can put in half of them can be yours but you have to like where's the accountability of like I chose this one even though I didn't write it myself but like I thought this was a good idea yeah I mean it was obviously a really bad showing for Joe Coy in terms of like skill but I think it was worse it was a worse showing for him as like a team player and like

I just don't I can't see him really ever being hired to work with comedy writers for something like he just he looked like a sore like sourpuss loser yeah no it was a bad look for him right so like for me it's not even so much about the bombing like the joke's not landing it's just about how you reacted to it. Yeah. And how you behaved. Joke's not landing is part for the course at the Golden Globes. Yeah no it's just that's what being a comedian is all about. Like you win some you lose some.

But to like throw a temper tantrum on the world's biggest stage when you've been given this opportunity. He's probably the least famous person to have gotten the job. Like a lot of people haven't heard of Joe Coy. Yeah. I only know him as Chelsea Handler's ex. So it job like a lot of people haven't heard of joe coy yeah i only know him as chelsea hamler's ex so it's like a it's a really big deal and he just he he shit the bed yeah and it's like i didn't see this and be like oh i want to go see joe coy when he comes to my so quite tickets near me so that was unique unique um our next bit of news from the golden globes was tailored and her presence and her dress and her everything she did including her

reaction to the joke which we've discussed but she showed up with her best friend kelly sperry they walked in together they were she's married. It's Kelly Teller. Yeah, but you know, I'm a feminist. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, me too. We love the Barbie movie. They were gabbing all night long. Selina came over to tell them a bit of gossip and everyone's just talking about Taylor.

Also her dress was giving reputation. Okay, like I hate when people like look into her outfits as to like what her next career move is. Okay. Like, I hate when people, like, look into her outfits as to, like, what her next career move is. Like, and maybe, maybe Taylor does do that. And that's why maybe Taylor's style, like, isn't amazing because she's focusing on, like, the Easter egg within the dress, not whether the dress looks good. But this dress looks good.

So last night, it felt like for the first time, like, maybe she wasn't thinking about Easter eggs. She was thinking about fashion. And she looked so incredible. And it's just, we're so, so like desperate for slays from Taylor and she really she doesn't deliver most of the time her outfits are not offensive they're not bad but they're not amazing they're just decent they're good yeah and last night we got a great dress and it was really really exciting yeah and I'm really grateful did you see the reputation in

it yeah she wasn't wearing a red lip which you know reputation is the only album where her vibe doesn't include a red lip oh I just thought she wasn't wearing a red lip, which, you know, Reputation is the only album where her vibe doesn't include a red lip. Oh, I just thought she wasn't wearing a red lip because she was wearing a green dress and she would have looked like Christmas. She would have, but if she wasn't promoting Reputation, she would have worn a different dress and a red lip. Right, but also if she was promoting Reputation,

her bangs would be up, no? That's like the only album cover where her bangs are up. That's what people say. But during the era, she had bangs, side bangs. No bangs. No, but they're like. Yeah, just in the album cover, you mean. Yeah.

Yeah, but the era as a whole isn't bangless. Yeah, and maybe like she was like, okay, maybe I didn't have my bangs for the cover, but I'm going to wear my bangs because like I make the rules, it's my life. No, it's my life no it's true and also like not only was she wearing her bangs last night like her bangs were banging they were like big bangs yeah no she sometimes they're like swept to the side these were like full fringe

forehead covering bangs oh wow you're saying forehead you know what's so funny I'm so glad you brought that up because I said it yesterday too about something else to Ben um and it's like I have to remind myself before saying the word to pronounce it correctly it's not like it naturally comes to me because if I'm naturally gonna say it it's far ahead um I'm just really getting sick and tired of people like coming like making fun of me but Latour Deleu as we've stated like this is your show your pronunciations you're gonna actually I'm sorry that's not the reason I don't know why I said that okay the reason is like I now know that it's wrong and it's like okay so I'll say The reason is like, I now know that it's wrong. And it's like, okay, so I'll say it right.

You know what I mean? For me, it's one of those words. It's like, where I'll stop and be like, wait, I'm going to say it right. And then I still can't. Like, it's so not innate to say it that way. Okay, sorry. I'll go back to saying it the regular way. Yeah, thank you.

So we didn't see any forehead from Taylor. no no far head was seen so much better um so yeah it looks like she had enjoyed her night she didn't win her award which movie made more money at the box office that's a good question um when they were saying the category I was like okay obviously like Taylor's gonna win and when we talked on the toast about how they introduced this new category, I was like, oh, they literally introduced it so they could give Taylor Swift a Golden Globe. It was just so obvious. And the Golden Globes, which I appreciated, the people who should have won, won. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. I didn't feel like last night they were just going rogue and giving it to the person you never heard of. It was the people who were the most famous and the shows that were the most popular. Thank you. So I felt like they were obviously going to give it to Taylor. And then gave it to Barbie and at first I was like the fuck and then I was like wait sorry no like Barbie literally reinvented the movies this year like they did that not only were the box office numbers unreal but it brought people back into the theaters really for the first time since COVID people were dressing up it was this full affair the marketing like it really I'm

sorry it deserved the award over Taylor and I it took them winning for me to realize that yeah I agree with that and also like it's kind of the only award they're qualified to win because it's the only award that they won and the song when did it end oh the enjoyment yeah but, but like, yeah, they weren't winning any serious awards. So they kind of actually invented this award so they could give it to Barbie. Barbie, so true.

So that Barbie could win something and have a reason to be there. I didn't realize, and I was really shocked when they did the awards, that Jennifer Lawrence was nominated for that movie where the rom-com. No hard feelings, yeah. I was shocked by that.

It was nobody else. It's shocking but they it is a comedy category yeah I'm sure they just wanted her at their event because she's fabulous she's so gorgina like it's literally disgusting yeah speaking of someone who's so gorgina wait sorry the last thing I want to say about Taylor that everyone's talking about. Oh, the gossip sesh. So footage and photos started to come out as the night was happening. Selena Gomez going over to Taylor Swift's table and like appeared to be delivering this enormous piece of gossip to Taylor and Kelly Taylor. And like Taylor shocked and everyone's like, oh. And then people start reading lips.

And the first thing that comes out that people are reading is Selena says something which which we can't see because selena's back is to us and then kelly teller responding what appears to she says with timothy so people are freaking and everybody's looking for an angle from the other side where we get taylor and kelly's backs and selena's fronts well taylor knows well enough to cover her mouth she's the only one yes i thought that was so interesting how taylor's like such a professional and like so clearly used to her privacy being invaded that she was gossiping and even in the moment when she wanted to like say something just she knew to cover her mouth and whisper it in Selena's ear you know all eyes are always on her think of her at a football game she doesn't have one moment where her lips aren't being read like she knows to cover her mouth it was so like the fact that that was her instinct I thought

was really crazy right but I really appreciate the fact that Kelly didn't because we have this crumb. Because Kelly's one of us. Okay. Thank you Kelly. Yeah. So did we ever get the other angle of like what Selena was saying? We did. And a lot of people like claim that they saw Selena say that she went over to Timothy Chalamet

and wanted to take a photo and Kylie said no. And you know for those who don't know, I mean Timothy and Selena are long friends. They were in a Woody Allen movie together many, many years ago we watched that movie we just watched it recently uh rainy day in new york it's a great movie so they know each other and i'm sure like you know selena's very friendly she's not weird like she wanted to take a picture and like for sure post it on her instagram because she's like cute like that like not a big deal and people claim that when she went over to talk to kelly Taylor, she said that Kylie told her that they couldn't take a picture. Now, Selena has since responded, literally being like, get off my dick.

I didn't say that. Can you guys leave me the fuck alone? That's literally what she said. Get off my dick. And why would Kelly respond to that with Timothy? Like, I thought that Selena was going over to tell them that Kylie was there because like that would be something that Taylor would want to know. And then Kelly goes, wait, with Timothy?othy okay so to go back to your prior point this is how i think the conversation could have went and kelly would have said with timothy okay like because

kelly at first like wasn't really listening and then she like hopped in because she like heard some good tea and so maybe maybe when she hopped in she heard and kylie said that I couldn't take a picture with him. With Timothy? I got, oh my gosh, Taylor, beware. Kylie Jenner is here. Kylie. Taylor knew that. With Timothy? No, but Kylie didn't walk the carpet.

Oh, true. How would she know? She's across the room. And I feel like you can't text it because people can see your phones. A hammer could pick it up. Yes, yes, you can't text. These are two very good options. Like I really want to know what she said.

Like a lot of times people like get so bogged down. Be like, I wonder what those two people are talking about. Like when there was that picture of Taylor and Harry Styles at the Grammys. Yeah. I would love to know what they were talking about. This like I not only do what I love to know, like I need to know. Like on a diabolical level I need to know what these people are talking about yeah it's killing me yeah and it's killing me that I'll

never find out it couldn't have been too crazy because they were saying it like in public they do know there's cameras there's plenty there's so many people around and the person who was filming them like is invisible distance like I don't think it was I don't think the tea was that hot they would have went to the bathroom like if it was that crazy yeah or like wait until the after party or text it under the table no it's so true but to people whose conversation we can lip read no I'm obsessed with this story our next story Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet share sweet kisses and I love yous so

it seems during their date night at the Golden Globes no not so it seems like they did they said it okay so some amazing cinematographer who deserves an Oscar for what he or she captured captured by the way she like oh that was so filmed through the female gaze like I was giving the girls to me it giving heat to me. It felt like a man who didn't even know what he was doing. No, Jackie. Oh, well, that's entirely possible that it was just an accident. But if it was on purpose, that was filmed through the female gaze. And that was for the girls.

That was so beautiful. So one of the networks has had a shot of Timothy and Kylie sitting at their table. During commercial breaks, they put like a fan cam all around the place on the website. Yeah. And we got a few seconds of the two of them, like just staring deeply into each other's eyes, like whispering sweet nothings and sharing sweet kisses. And if you do read their lips,

like it is very clear that they are saying, I love you. I love you. Yeah. No, by the way, they are in love up until this moment like I did not understand I was like what the fuck are these two people doing together like it made no sense to me like none of it just clicked I'm obsessed this video changed everything no this is true love

yeah it's so cute the fact that Kylie's at the globe, she's like in the background of someone's. Like she didn't even walk the carpet. Someone's presentation. She's just like sitting there and she was so in her like golden globe plus one moment. You know, she wasn't wearing like super high fashion. She was wearing like a gown.

Like it was giving kind of like off the rack. At the mall. Dress. Yeah. Just like mother of the bride. I have a black tie event for my boyfriend and I want to look nice she in no way did she want to make it about her like she wore her hair up like it was just so regular and I loved every moment of it loved

every moment she was talking to a lot of his co-workers and colleagues Greta Greta meeting and greeting and just like being so supportive it It was really crazy to see her like, because whenever she, she doesn't show up places. And when she does, it's like this moment, you know, paparazzi, thousands of people screaming, flashes, yada. It's a, it's a whole affair. It's a federal case. And for her to just like sneak in the back door,

not to the carpet, wear all black, like just support her man. It was so weird but in a good way yeah I think that for them it was probably a really big deal because she does bring all this hoopla with her and she didn't want to bring that there's like you know major it's so about so many things that aren't unfortunately for me Kylie but I feel like that moment of them being like I love you I love you was just like them being glad that they decided to come together and that it like all worked out like I wouldn't want to be here with anyone else

Jackie I'm obsessed like it was so cute like I just didn't expect them to be cute like that you know what I mean yeah and like they're getting married like I'm obsessed no and she's gonna have his babies. Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like they're both, like, we, one thing about Kylie, I forget, is she's so young. Because she's literally a mom of two. She did so much in her life so young. And I really could see, because Timothy is now, like, similar age to her. I could see them, like, being together for, like, a little bit before they have kids.

Oh, yeah. No, but they will, is what I'm saying. Like, whether it's one year, two years, five years, like that's where this is going. Yeah. And that's just what's so weird about Hollywood because people do things on their own timeline. Like Timothee Chalamet is four years old and his girlfriend has two kids. Like it just makes no sense, you know? Yeah. Everyone has to run their own race, Turdy.

It's true. So that's pretty much the Globes recap. Do you have anything else to say? Any of the winners? No, I mean, there wasn't any big upset or anything. Everybody deserved to win. Happy for mostly everyone in succession and the bear, which were the shows of the year.

So thank you for being accurate, Golden Globes. Maybe they went out of business because they were like doing the most instead of just giving the awards to the people who obviously deserved it. Like, thank you. I really, I'm gonna say six words that like I just really never thought I would say I really enjoyed the Golden Globes

yeah it was good it was oh my god excuse me it was jolly good fun I'm so for all I'm glad yeah it was nice to kick off awards season who knows what the other shows will bring but it was a great way to kick it off and I hope it brings more Kylie and Timothy and that's what I hope for this award season and there's always like I feel when you walk away from an award show like one thing you want to see watch was there anything that you felt like now I really want to see it the Emma Stone movie. The way everyone was talking about it. I think someone had tears in their eyes when she won. I was like, oh, okay.

Yeah, no, I completely agree. Also Beef. Yeah. I had heard. I missed that part of the award show. Oh, they both won for male and female lead. But when it was on, like I had heard everyone be like, you have to watch Beef, you have to watch Beef.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm going to have to start re-watching the OC Oppenheimer but I just like Oppenheimer the length of Oppenheimer and Barbie are longer than like one Charlie sleep period yeah so I just don't have the bandwidth that's funny yeah no I feel that so that's your Golden Globes recap happy awards season season. To all who celebrate. To all who celebrate. Now your Golden Globes recap was brought to you by Hinge. I don't know if I mentioned that. No, you didn't. That's really good to know. Yeah. And Hinge is the dating app that's designed to be deleted. Why? Well, Hinge gives you a sense of someone's personality and lets you share your own.

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according to documents obtained by PTMZ on Friday. She filed the complaint in LA Superior Court and requested a partition by sale, which means the court would order the sale of the property. She specified that she wants to sell the house and split the proceeds. She does not want a division in kind in which they would each split ownership of the house

because that would require someone to buy her half of the house and share it with Tom, who would do that. Well, she had require like someone to buy her half of the house and like share it with tom who would do that well she had wanted him to just buy her out he said no well now it's like she wants just the house to sell and they both have to sell and split the purses which yeah is what they should have done a very long time which is so fair and if he was so adamant about not selling the house then he should have just bought it from her right right and it's like it's messed up and also everyone's like filming no but you know what that's like not even a good deal because they bought the house many years ago I believe that

they like renovated it a little bit like they put money into it so the house is worth more now and she wants out the most possible from her investment yeah that's true but the market is down well is it in LA who knows yeah it's and they bought it for two million dollars actually I don't think they renovated it I think all those homes like came like they were all new oh yeah they just bought a lot of furniture so then they just have to split the furniture yeah but like Valley Village is an up-and-coming neighborhood like they might have made turned a profit on the house yeah but also I think she just wants to get out so I think she would have accepted like even what she put into it. Half. A million dollars.

He's so diabolical. Like why the fuck would he want to still live with her? No, it's so crazy that they still have a house together and that they're living together most of the time. Yeah. No, and she gets asked about it a lot. And she's like, I know it's crazy. We literally don't talk. We live in the same house.

We pass each other in the hallway. We do not talk. It's crazy how you could like be in that situation. But also it's, he's filming with the cast. But she also said she's been so busy with like, especially Dancing with the Stars, you live in a separate apartment. She's been flying around doing this.

She's not home a lot. Yeah. But I feel like the cast could have put pressure on him to be like, if you want back in our good graces, like let Ariana out of the house. I mean mean I guess we'll see with the new season um like how the cast plays into this they're kind of like he's back I feel like yeah like they've reverted and then Lala put out a statement the other day because he was

seen with a tiger and she was like disgusted that one of her castmates would like be with an animal in captivity and it's like we didn't I wouldn't think that you would need to like disassociate yourself from Sandoval any further even more you know like I wouldn't see that and think oh what does Lala think because Lala hates this person right like everyone's kind of the gang's back together no there's definitely like a weirdness I I think everyone at the end of last season was like going so hard for Ariana I then think like Ariana shooting to fame like definitely changed some people's opinions only in the sense that it's like all right you've been redeemed can we all go back to being friends now you mean with Tom yeah I do I do feel that way I think

Sheena feels that way I don't think Katie Maloney ever wanted to be friends with him ever again so like that's not a problem yeah but like Sheena definitely some of the people in the middle and then also like the husbands is what makes it weird, you know? The boyfriends. Brock. Brock. Brock. Brock.

So I actually, I think this season of Vanderpump Rules will be very good. I think so too. I think it might even be better than last season. Yeah, the trailer looked good. There's just so, like, so much weirdness and so many interesting things that, like, I really am curious how it played out. Very sad Satchel's not making a return,

but we'll survive. He'll always be in our hearts. That's true. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yeah. A little new music news. Ariana Grande is releasing her first solo single in three years after a transformative year of challenges.

So the singer- That's putting it mildly. Ari revealed that her first solo single in three years after a transformative year of challenges so the singer putting it mildly Ari revealed that her first solo single in three years will be released on January 12th she captioned a photo of herself on Instagram and the caption is yes and heart 112 so I guess the single is called yes and and it's giving very much thank you next oh like just the phrasing like in the title yes and apparently it's like a popular improv thing when you're playing like comedy improv games it's like someone says something oh yes and you'll be like yes and yes it's like a that's so true it is I remember in like drama class we did that yeah yes. Yes and? I feel like it's going to be about her. Like all the things people say about her. And it's like yeah and?

Right like they're true. And? Like I did that shit. And? What are you going to do about it? It's actually. It is thank you nexty in the sense of. You know that was kind of the chirp about her.

She was on to the next one. She's like yeah thank you next. Yeah yeah yeah. I am ready for like the era where we're talking about Ariana Grande a lot again you know I feel like many like maybe two years ago we were talking about her a lot to the point where it's like actually a little sad because she felt like she was going through it Mac Miller overwhelmed the concert like we're like remember we were like this girl needs to take a break but she wouldn't take a break she took a break and I'm ready I'm ready for the comeback like I'm ready to be like deciphering

lyrics music video I'm ready yeah lest we not forget she's one of the greatest musical talents of our generation so true not only does she have the voice of an angel but she has great production value on her songs she's a pop goddess yeah she's a diva so for the sake of music kind we need more Ari Bops but we also let's not forget Spongebob Spongebob the baby the wife yeah it's it's hard it's one of those things like it's so funny how like celebrity culture works like who you stand and who you hate like certain people that you like know and they do things that like you don't agree with and you just like don't care and then every now and then like something, somebody does something and it's just like, I'm done with this person. Yeah. No, you give someone a lot of chances and it's, it's like,

you know, you never know what's going to set you off. That's how I am like with a lot of things. It could be a small thing that like finally gets me to be like, I'm done. But it was in a chain of events. Yeah. And then sometimes it's like a person like does something so minor and I'm like, I hate them. Like, it's just kind of crazy how the mind works it's giving willy-nilly I am admittedly extremely willy-nilly you are Wilhelmina Nilanina Nilanina yeah what was Vanessa Williams character on Wilhelmina Slater Slater Slater thank you The best character on television? I think I need to rewatch Ugly Betty. So I did that. And it's really.

I did too. It's really crazy how quickly you don't want to watch anymore. Like, I don't know what. You're saying it doesn't age well? No, no, no. It does. But it gets really like silly very fast. And it's like, okay, I got like the vibes that I needed here.

It just becomes like insane. Speaking of ugly Betty, I did want to give a shout out. Her and America Ferreira and Ray Romano's little monologue was very funny. America Ferreira was maybe my number one best dress last night. She looked beautiful. I like love America Ferreira. And I love that she's just been in our lives in like very important ways for so long of course ugly betty art like literally defined like our favorite fucking show when we were kids sister to the traveling pants like

she's kind of just like gotta kick it up string gotta kick it up she's this invisible string and she's really like america's amer. Do you know what she is? Wait, let me think. What is she? She's America's team. She's America's team. Yeah. And that's how you wrap up an episode.

That's how you invisible string it all together. That's how you come up with the title. Yeah. Thank you. America's team will be today with the title. Yeah. Thank you. America's team will be today's title. Or something about Joe Coy. Because we like need people to know we're talking about the Golden Globes. And that we're like a relevant podcast.

Right. Right. Okay. We can. We can workshop it. What about this? Joe Coy and America's team. Or people.

This always gets a lot of clicks when we do it. Like Joe Coy. Comma. Joe Coy. Taylor Swift. Timmy and Kimmy. You know? Yeah, like, when you put, like, the topics in the title. But it's just so, like, not fun.

It's not fun. It's not. But it's effective. And we don't do it all the time. Yeah. But there's, like, a lot to talk about today. Yeah. Ugh.

But also, sometimes, like, we think of a funny name for the show after the show, but we didn't like say it on the show. So if there's any like funny things with Jo Koy. No, like normalize changing your title. Like when you come up with a better one. Like sometimes like when you do a caption. Right. Or sometimes we post the episode and then people will write in the comments something they thought was really funny.

And it's like, oh, that should have been the title okay yeah honestly like what about like joe coy having a breakdown like something but like funny yeah we'll think about it we'll workshop it yeah like what about no okay it's not a funny joke okay good it's important to know when your joke isn't funny joke boy joke boy so is that our show that is our show oh also a little scheduling update for this week i didn't even talk to you about this like you know i'm like leaving the country at the end of the week. No. So what's that mean for me? So it means that Thursday's episode will be audio only and we will be recording it Wednesday night. Great. Friday TBD. I'm gonna bring my microphone with me so we'll just like fuck it up and and while I'm in Mexico. Okay yeah we'll figure it out as long as

your connection is connected. My connection will be good but then there's like the time difference which is so annoying. Yeah. Maybe we do Thursday night. But you still wake up at the same time anyway. but then there's like the time difference which is so annoying yeah but you still wake up at the same time anyway yeah that's true you know just be patient with us for Friday's episode we'll figure it out but like you know it's January year of yes you know we reset so I'm taking a trip I'm excited for you thanks okay well that's oh and also I'm going to the premiere of Mean Girls tonight cool let us know how it is I will can I actually send you a Oh, and also, I'm going to the premiere of Mean Girls tonight. Cool. Let us know how it is. I will. Can I actually send you a picture of my dress?

Like, I'm having such a hard time finding something to wear. Sure. And you just give me, like, your live reaction. I think you should wear this dress to the party tonight. I'm trying, but only if you like it. It's just, I wanted to wear, like, pink Mean Girls, but everything made, like, I look stupid in, so I just found this dress that, like, I look amazing in. But, like, is it right for the theme? I don't know. get it yes one second oh I love it it's not on theme no it's not but like you don't need to be like a big pink moron no by the way I went shopping I tried on

like big prank pink dresses and like I looked stupid yeah I like that yeah it's just like if it's like this pink red carpet and pink like. Is it? Step and repeat. I don't know. Like my dress will just like look stupid and out of place. But like I'm more focused on me. You know like how will I look.

And the dress is beautiful and I look gorgeous. You know what I mean? Yeah. I just don't want you to like not match the carpet and the backdrop. And then you're like. Stupid. And then the dress actually looks bad. Yeah.

I know. Damn. When is it? Tonight. Oh. And then I'm heading straight to book club in my gown. Oh, they're going to be so excited. Did you read your book yet?

No. Our book clubs have the same. Have the same book. But no, it's not till later this month and I need to finish our Redheads book and then I'm reading it. I read The Heaven and Earth Grocery Store. It was good. It was fine.

It was like not something I would normally read. Okay. So can't wait to read it. Yeah. Like I just, I had one issue with it. Don't tell me. No. You know what?

I actually didn't have an issue with it. It was just like not my type of book, but it was good. Okay. We'll talk when I read it. No, I good. Okay. We'll talk when I read it. No, I had one issue. We'll talk when I read it. Okay, okay. I don't want to spoil it.

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