The Toast - What If Kendall Wore It?: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

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Good morning Millennials and welcome back to the Toast. Happy first Tuesday in May. It is Jax and Claude back in studio in the New York headquarters Toasty Vibes with new Buckel chairs. That's right if you're watching on YouTube we've had a little bit of a facelift now that Jax is here. Thought we'd you know, thought we'd step things up a bit. Well we've been meaning to get the second Buckel chair and it came just in time for this week which is perfect and I'm feeling really good about it. You're feeling good. I know people are gonna let us know how they're feeling is perfect. And I'm feeling really good about it. You're feeling good.

I know people are going to let us know how they're feeling about it. Yeah. But I feel good about it for a few reasons. One, it's more comfortable to sit in. You're not like folded on top of yourself. Yeah. I think it looks really nice. I think so too.

And because I like it. And need you say more? No. No. We've got a great show. It has been a minute. So last you heard from us yesterday, we had Liv and Jax on the pod, podcast only. Hope you guys enjoyed.

Friday, we had Shannon. Thursday, we had Sophia. It has been- No, you had me. Audio only. Thursday, we had Jackie. Wednesday, we had Sophia. Tuesday, we had Taylor.

I don't remember. But it's been a whirlwind couple of weeks. Thanks for sticking with us through my journey to stagecoach, Jax's brief sabbatical. We're back and better than ever. Oh yeah. How are you doing Mrs. Stagecoach 2023? I'm not okay. I don't think anyone thought that you were okay because we're seeing you and you're having fun but we know our turn and it's like this is taking everything from her is it not? What the fun giveth the fun taketh away. Yeah. I can't believe I am standing

up straight right now I flew home yesterday from LA I was literally on like a 72 hour bender in stagecoach it was so much fun I haven't been to stagecoach since I think it's been four or five years because it was pre-covid and then we missed one the one before covid because we were on a trip we went in 2019 oh my god I forgot how laborious it is on your body. Like it was record high temperatures, 106 degrees, like not okay. So much walking, so much drinking and so much hanging out with girls younger and fitter than me. And I really like, I couldn't keep up. You looked like you were keeping up. That's, you know, that's what I do. I put out like false pretenses about my life,

but I was not keeping up in any way, shape or or form and my body was like not my own this weekend I was dealing with a bunch of um a bunch of ailments ailments yes I spoke on the podcast on Friday about how I made the mistake of taking a z-pack on an empty stomach on Thursday so Thursday I was completely out of commission Friday I felt better but I was still recovering from the Thursday Saturday I got hit with I don't know something else at the festival I was just I mean I was still recovering from the Thursday. Saturday, I got hit with, I don't know, something else at the festival. I was just, I mean, I was just like drinking all day. Like we'd forgotten to eat. There was like such not really a mystery.

Yeah, I know. There were such long lines for food. Like we just couldn't. Stagecoach actually did a really good job of making sure everybody had water. They were giving out free premium bottles of water. It was actually really like I was doing good with the water. We just kept forgetting to eat because it was like, OK, we'll go here and then we'll have something to eat.

But it was just hard to find food. So Saturday, I was doing good with the water. We just kept forgetting to eat because it was like, OK, we'll go here and then we'll have something to eat. But it was just hard to find food. So Saturday I was not OK. And Sunday I was not OK either. So I had the best time. It was amazing. I am so glad I went and I'm so glad it's over. Like it was just a lot. But I had the best time. I loved the way my outfits turned out. And if you watch the vlog vlog on patreon of me like trying to put together my outfits for stagecoach you know it was not an easy task like I was struggling till the very last minute like I was putting together outfits in Palm Springs you were yeah it felt like you were in a good place when you left I was in a decent place when I left and for um most of my outfits like I had the basics I didn't bring the right accessories I did not bring the right shoes I did not bring the right bags but I worked through and you know everyone everyone was really generous the great thing about traveling with Shannon is she travels with

a armory of stunning beautiful and high class designer pieces that she is more than happy to take off of her neck and give to you she's so generous like couldn't be me you know like I fabulous things if I'm not wearing it I'll think about letting you wear it but her she's like no like it would be better on you like so generous it was it was really nice to see someone so fabulous and so generous with their things it's an inspiration to us all it's an inspiration to everyone every not there was not one day that went by that at least somebody did not borrow something from Shannon that's so nice whether it was like a core piece like a stunning blouse or just like a necklace you know. She was so generous. It was so amazing. Well you guys all looked great. We all

loved following along. I'm sure you listened to my episode with Olivia yesterday where we were um. It was very flattering. Just sort of like lauding you guys for all your style and creativity and uniqueness and verve. And I feel really good about the fact like we and I made such good content like I was with the pictures and the tiktoks like I did a good job and it looked like I was having so much fun and I really was like it was like I had the best time even though the lineup was like it was okay it was okay um it actually wasn't even great but the music was so good and I have to just give like such a shout out to Old Dominion they were they weren't even a headliner they were incredible like they totally could have headlined

I really forget like how many just bangers they have and everybody knows them and country loves them and they did a Harry Styles cover which was so unexpected but so good and the lead singer was literally on crutches but like you wouldn't have known it they were amazing Chris Stapleton was a vibe I mean it was a little sleepy oh really it was a little sleepy and you know him it's like oh I have a four minute song let's make it eight and add you know a whole bass solo and it was like a little like okay yeah you want to hear from our bassist yeah right it was like okay no but it was like oh let me play the bass oh okay it was it was better because you know that part in the show where they introduce the band it's it's nice it's nice

but it's like do we care no no but i understand why it's important for the band members of course to be seen and recognized no and it's also like you know the the leads like the the star doesn't want to be like hey it's all about me the star is like pretending to be doesn't want to say hey look at me right the star is pretending to be like you know humble and gracious but it's like we don't care um i know that's mean to say but like we don't um and they tell you where they're from and like how long they've been with the band and then they do like a little thing it's like same with the documentary okay yeah we don't care um but actually Chris Ableton didn't do that did other people do that no actually oh good no so

the headliners were Luke Bryan who I've seen headlined before and like he really puts on a great show and he's like a great performer. But it's not the most amazing music. It's good, you know? No, he headlined when we went in 2019. And we were all really surprised with how much we enjoyed ourselves. Yeah, it was good. It was a show. It was entertaining.

Kane Brown was good. He also has a lot of songs that you forget that you know. And then he brought his wife out, which was really sweet. I think she was so fucking nervous. there was like literally 80,000 people there but he didn't bring out like any special guests except for his wife which was really sweet and then Chris Stapleton the third day so like honestly the headliners weren't like next level crazy but they were all the thing with country music is like everybody can sing yeah and everybody can play the guitar and they put on a show and it's nice they got the fireworks it was great but so many of the smaller acts were like so amazing too like Gabby Barrett

Margot was like we have to get there early for Gabby Barrett I'm like shut up like think about Margot she's like I have to be the first one there and the last one out like by the end we were like Margot please let us go home she was like literally being like Stalin of stage coach but I'm glad we went because Gabby Barrett like was that bitch Gabby Barrett was that bitch we also went early another day for Elle King one of the best sets I've seen like she and by the way she like she wanted to hang you know she had DM me she was like she was like you want to hang and I was like yeah I'd love to hang so we like we're drinking with her before the show we met her son oh my god he's so fucking cute how old is he I can never tell with kids he was either 2 or 17 like i'm not sure but like i'm gonna say

i honestly 4 i don't know okay no honestly i don't know 4 is confusing maybe 3 honestly i don't know okay but i like like kayla a little bigger than kayla bigger than actually no it was giving kay i don't know it was giving kayla energy but like i don't know all kids give kayla energy because they're just kids um but i finally got to tell Elle King that she and I both went on Say Yes to the Dress and chose the same exact dress and she was like oh my god no way and I was like yeah but I didn't wear it because like it was ugly she's like yeah I didn't wear it either because I didn't get married oh my god she was so cool I'd never met her before um she was so fun and really like she put on a show she did like her big hits and you really forget like how many and she she there's like

this Tyler Childers song that everybody's obsessed with that is unreleased and it's like we all know the song but we don't know how because he's never released it and I guess he gave her permission to release it so she did her own cover and it's like her song now so people were like creaming their pants like it was like oh my god Tyler Childers and then something weird happened with Tyler Childers so do you know about Tyler Childers a little bit he's like this folksy type of singer he's like he's country but he's really like deep bluegrass not you know not real country you know like people like that they like love Tyler Childers you know he's real country yeah yeah yeah and he was playing stagecoach and stagecoach is very much like a mainstream country festival it's like pop radio. So it was really kind of crazy. And he was at the Palomino tent, which isn't the main stage. It's a long walk. And it's, you know, it's for

smaller artists. And it was kind of weird that he was there. But I figured, you know, he's a little bit more indie. Maybe not everyone knows him. Oh, my God, we could not even walk in. It was so crazy. And it's a tent. So if you're outside the tent, you can't fucking see anything. Yeah. And it felt like like weird and disrespectful to Tyler Child Yeah. And it felt like. Like weird and disrespectful. To. Tyler Childers. And everyone was like. Literally standing around.

Being like. What is this? Like it was so weird. We honestly. We stayed for a few songs. But we couldn't see. And we couldn't hear. We're like. Okay.

This is boring. But it was. Like. He honestly. Like he could have headlined. Right. Maybe they just miscalculated. His popularity.

Maybe. Because his popularity. Is very niche. And they probably go by. Like radio numbers. And all these like. Classic mainstream. And he doesn't he doesn't tricks and he's not that guy he doesn't play that game like he doesn't do the radio tours like he just puts out his music he doesn't even like post on social media you're right there's no way to measure but it was weird because like he

was seven o'clock at the palomino stage and then seven o'clock on the main stage was cameron marlo is that a name yeah um who Who cares? And it's like, he's just someone who plays the game, radio tour, does a festival, yada, yada, yada. And it's just like, okay.

I'm going to chalk it up to a miscalculation. I don't want to think that they were like, sliding him. Sliding him. Okay. No, it was just like drama at the festival. We were like starting stuff. And I think that's like cool

that he busts out of the tent. Yeah. We were starting stuff like, and we're like, can you believe this? And everyone's like, no. I feel like that happens a lot of times at festivals.

Like someone is a smaller artist and they just bring a much bigger crowd than you would expect. No, like the one year that we saw, that we were at Coachella and Billie Eilish was there

but before she was like major. She was at the Palomino but it's called something else over there. And everyone was like, can you believe? And like we didn't even go because we're like, who cares?

Yeah, we didn't know her. But then like two years later she was a headliner right yeah no you're right it was a miscalculation for sure yeah um it's just the best weekend like i ran into so many toasters which was just the best because toasters are so country and honestly i was literally a zombie i was like i was running on like no sleep no food and just like so much alcohol and i was like yeah everyone was like the way turdie Lou has taken on they're like Turtie Lou Turtie Lou and I was just like I was literally I was like Turtie Lou Turtie Lou like I was just not okay and everyone's like Turtie Lou Turtie Lou and I'm like yeah Turtie Lou Turtie Lou has taken on a life of their own I know I don't like I think like I don't even

associate with Turtie Lou anymore like she was larger than life she performed on the main stage she's kind of like your stage name 100% and then you can go home and meet Claudia no I was literally DMing

I think it's a good protective barrier so that you can keep your peace it's like my Hannah Montana the world knows you as Turdi Lu

yeah but only a select few know you as Claudia yesterday I was DMing with Raising Cane's the fast food chain

and they were like Turdi Lu I was like what no there's twisters everywhere That's so crazy Especially since it's Such a recent development Like I understand

People reaching out Snitch Snitch Snitch Snitch Turteloo Turteloo Turteloo

But you've always Wanted a nickname I've always wanted A nickname Good cause it's The one you got And you know what I don't hate it

And maybe it was like Catching on so hard At stagecoach Cause Turteloo Has like a southern twang to her. Yeah, Trudy Lou Murdaugh. Trudy Lou Murdaugh. So maybe that's why. Maybe.

It was just really, it was the best weekend ever. Like I have watched my own TikToks 47,000 times. And I have like so many drafts that I just like post on. The thing about TikToks that I enjoy is I feel like sometimes they're either way too short or way too long. It's never the right length. Well, the ones that are like too short are the perfect one because they leave people wanting more. I know.

And you watch it so many times. Like day two, you guys were making short ones. Yeah. And I was like, I need more of these outfits. Yeah. And then day three made a really long one. I was like, I wish I had that on day two. Not to be like that girl, but like all my outfits are linked on my like to know it.

Like because everyone was just like, Triti, where's that from? Triti, where's that from? Oh, good, good. No, I just wanted to to I wanted to see you girls Up there shaking your things We were shaking our things Yeah Things were shaking

And I was enjoying Immensely I think everyone was Like you guys really Shook us to the core Thank you And I literally am home For three days

Before we head to Nashville This weekend Jax isn't coming anymore Which is just absolutely Fucking devastating But we understand You gotta take it easy And like the way

I'm like this is gonna be the craziest thing I've ever said and it's it's only temporarily true like the way I don't want to go to Taylor like I'm not okay like I need to stay home do you hear my voice like I need to relax sounds fine so I need to just like take it easy for these next three days because I leave on Thursday to see Taylor Swift, Eris, Tori, Nashville like I'm so excited of course three days is a perfect amount of time you're gonna take it easy and you'll be ready to go. You'll be fine. And then like I get home Sunday and then I leave again next week to go to Dallas for the Academy of Country Music Awards. I'm kind of like the Belle of the South.

Yeah, you should move. I'm so down. If there was one Jew, I would go. You could be the one. But would it be enough, Diana? You could be the first. You could inspire a generation of Jews. Kind of like Joseph Smith. I'm like the Joseph Smith of my generation of Jews. Yeah. Yeahiana you could be the first you could inspire a generation of jews kind of like

joseph smith i'm like the joseph smith of my generation of jews yeah yeah you could be could have would have should have could have would have should have um what do you think the surprise songs are going to be a national for taylor i have no fucking clue i am now on like taylor instagram reels wow it's finally hit the reels. No. And it's funny. Like what? You've just watched something once and then you get served it all the time.

So I get all these Taylor videos. So toxic. The algorithm. Yeah. And I don't know what the, like, there's no way. What are real?

What, what are main songs? What are, Oh, Oh, you don't know. I don't know what the set list is. So like, Oh, she played this tonight., you don't know. I don't know what the set list is. So like,

Oh, she played this tonight. I don't, I don't, so I don't know. I'm not educated enough. I thought you were going to say like, you know,

I don't, I'm not educated enough to like guess what the surprise songs will be, but there's no rhyme or reason. The only, I think in Nashville she'll play Tim McGraw. She already did it. I think she'll do it again. I don't think so.

Okay. What do you think? I don't know. Like, I don't know. Like the only thing people were able to accurately guess from the entire eras tour was this past weekend she played high infidelity because the show was on April 29th and the lyric is do you really want to know where

I was April 29th so I'm going May 6th I don't think there's a song with May 6th in it you know maybe she'll sing happy birthday to the snatchler yeah so it's also the snatcher's birthday it's gonna be a wild weekend Like I just I need to conserve my energy I need to conserve My social battery You need to recharge

I need to recharge Turdy Lou Her battery's Kind of low She's running on low She always is So fucking true She stays on low

She stays on low She really does But she does the most On low battery Yeah Like I'm constantly on low battery yeah like i'm constantly on um low battery mode my battery is always yellow your battery shut the fuck up you fucking bitch shut the fuck up um so we've got a great show because also the met gala was last night no we're gonna go through everything all the loops all the stories there's a lot of like

good gossip coming out of it but i wanted to ask you and just like the people if it was like a me experience or a you experience like I was on the plane and I was defeated and like I was just thinking about myself and my stagecoach weekend so like the Met Gala like wasn't like giving like top of mind energy so was that just for me or was that like the vibe I kind of had the opposite experience because I feel like for the like the last few shows I keep being like the Met Gala is coming up the Met Gala is coming up also because I did just watch Kardashians where they were hyping it up so much so it made me excited and I thought the theme this year was going to be really exciting because it's Carl and there's so much to pull from and really like you don't

want Carl rolling over in his grave over your look like I feel like people really felt the pressure like there wasn't anyone in past years there's no one to be held accountable to yeah but like in this Met Gala you're accountable to the legacy to carl's legacy yeah so i just had really high hopes and you know i i was free last night so i turned on the red carpet and i was where did you watch i watched on e and it was a really dreadful experience i'm not gonna lie you should have went to like vogue.com i think that's i wanted to watch on the television i know i know but they have it so that like unless you're vogue.com you're like on the carpets like literally scratching at people to get interviews whereas if you're it wasn't even about the interviews that were bad actually the

e-correspondent on the carpet I don't know his name but I thought he had really fun interviews for the ones that he got like he was really knowledgeable and not socially awkward and just like could make conversation so tough so tough 10 out of 10 no it was like the panel and their commentary and then they would spend so long on one person and it's like there's hundreds of celebs here like i saw kim's here already like show us right no they're like not keeping up with social media move on to the next person yeah so it wasn't a pleasant experience but i did get to between that and like looking on instagram i saw all the looks and that was good so I had a fun experience watching and it felt like a big deal to me because I made it a big deal and I feel like you overwhelmingly like we're not impressed with this year's looks I feel like it's the best red carpet

we've seen at the Met Gala in years yeah no I was like since likeodies, I would say. Heavenly Bodies was so good. I liked the theme, the concept. You like the beat? I like the beat a lot. Yeah, I don't know. I was just like watching things and everyone was just like, everyone is like so beautiful and has like unlimited access to the world's best everything. And some of these people, I'm like, that's what you're wearing.

You know? Yeah. Maybe I just have a high bar because like I'm wearing, you know, leggings today and the bar sweatshirt. Like I understand fashion, you know? And I set the bar for these people. And I set the bar. I'll be curious to hear which people you felt that way about.

Because I felt like more than ever before I had like, if I'm rating on like a five star scale, five being like changed my life, there were so many fours. Okay, that's good. I just have to say like, I was really feeling like meh about everything until Anne Hathaway showed up.

And Anne Hathaway, I don't know like what happened in her life that like two years ago, she decided she was going to become like an it girl of fashion after being like America's most hated bitch. But I don't know who made it possible and like what happened it is like the greatest thing to ever happen and i just want to say like never thought i'd say those words like anne hathaway saved the day yeah she was amongst the top yeah so we're gonna get into all

the looks we're gonna go through the vogue.com articles of course you know we are a legal reputable establishment here so if you're watching on youtube it did sound like you said it sounded like you said illegal no we are a space legal comma reputable media brand therefore we cannot use copyrighted photos that we do not own that intellectual property too so we're going to go through this article we'll put it in the description of the podcast on the youtube so you can scroll along with us we're not going to go through every single person most people listen as a podcast so it'd be frustrating if we had the pictures up and we were just pointing to stuff

and they couldn't. So we have to use our words to describe what we're seeing. One more thing I wanted to say about the Met Gala and why I felt underwhelmed. Was it just me? Or did it feel like there weren't that many, like, it was very A-list and very upper echelon and I think this year really felt like Anna was being really strictlist and very upper echelon. And I think like this year really felt like

Anna was being like really strict because there was like no influencers. I liked that. Like when Charlie and Dixie went like, or just Dixie, sorry. Iconic, like Alex Earl should have been at the Met Gala. Like, sorry, I said what I said. You don't like it?

Not my problem. And it just felt like there were no like moments in terms of like, honestly, where were Kelsey Ballerini and Chase Stokes like of the moment people it was very like fashion art a-list and like I get it but that's but there was also a lot of like you got invited no there was there was a lot of people I'm sorry who are you and I feel like sometimes it's like you get invited once and then like you keep going back year after year and it's like well you're not really relevant. No, I know.

Like I have a lot. I have some hot takes. I just I don't really understand who is supposed to be invited to the Met Gala because honestly it feels different every year. And this year felt very like exclusive art, fashion, high society. Like I didn't know half the people on the carpet. Oh, I didn't feel that way. But I agree.

There were less of like, you know, remember when James Charles went like there weren't like moments like that. Like I can't believe this person is invited. But then sometimes it's like when YouTube had a table. I think it was like a year or two ago. I was like, okay. Like. Yeah, no.

I don't mind it. It just depends on the people that they bring. It depends on the people. Like when Jackie Aina went, I was like, yes, ma'am. Here for it. When Dixie went, I was like, yes, ma'am. James Charles. I was like, okay.

Like we don't have to. We've taken it too far. But he was the first. Like he went before. Yeah. You know, I'm just talking about like individually. Like which some people rub me the wrong way. And some people I was like, okay, like, we don't have to, we've taken it too far. But he was the first, like, he went before. Yeah, you know, I'm just talking about, like, individually, like, which, some people rub me the wrong way and some people I'm like, yes. Yeah, I mean, that's how I feel about everything. Like, every outfit, it's like, I don't like it.

But if you had put it on Kendall Jenner, I would have liked it. She's, honestly, people say what you want about Kendall. Like, I don't think there has ever been a Met Gala where she wasn't in a top five look. No, she's always in a top five look. And what's crazy is she's not even my favorite celebrity or Kardashian. I like I passively enjoy her. But like when it comes to the Met Gala, like she's my number one. Like I try and when I'm judging someone's look, I try to think if Kendall wore it, would I like it?

Yeah. You know, and Kendall's outfit. I'm like, if someone else wore it, would I still like it? No, I just like it because it's on Kendall. But I think that's why like she is a supermodel. And like that's why models are models they wear the clothes better than anyone else no it's so true because like even her outfit last night was literally top five but like I could see someone else wearing it being like this looks so stupid

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roundup of looks they're in not the order that we all experienced them in right which is really hard for me to wrap my brain around I know their first picture is the person who arrived last

and they're also not in any level of importance or like good to bad right so we're just we're we're weighing in I do think it's like a little bit of a level of importance which is good to bad. Right. So we're just, we're weighing in it. We're raw dogging. I do think it's like a little bit of a level of importance, which is actually good for our sake. Yeah, for our sakes. Yeah.

So Rihanna up first. She showed up so late. Everyone was just like, where is this bitch at? Where is this bitch at? The live streams were over. Oh, they were? Yeah. That's like so annoying.

I know. But they did that last time too. Yeah, like Rihanna doesn't give a fuck. Like she'll get there when she gets there. Yeah. It must be so nice to not have to like qu give a fuck. Like she'll get there when she gets there. Yeah. It must be so nice to not have to like quake over anything. Like everyone will wait for you.

No, and like I think people arrive on the red carpet and like she still hasn't started her hair and makeup. You know, when like the first people get there. Yeah. And she's just on her own timeline. She was wearing Valentino. It was like a two-part look. So first she had like the- The headpiece.

The flower jacket camellia headpiece which I love me too and then it also it turned into like a shrug and then it turned into a shrug it was very cute I loved it I understood it you know yeah a lot of this if I say I don't like something partially is like I don't understand it but that's why I liked this theme it was so easy to understand like there were so many motifs that you could take of Carl's like you know the Chanel tweed right the camellia there's like a lot of different eras he also did like, you know, the Chanel tweed. Right. The camellia. There's, like, a lot of different. Eras. He also did, like, the Fendi era, the Chloe era.

Right, but then there were some dresses that were Carl-inspired from, like, the 80s or the 90s that I didn't know were, like, Carl vibes, but then seeing it against the. The muse. The muse, I was like, oh, perfection. I'm not crazy about A$AP Rocky's, like, kilt and jean moment,

but, like, it's so, like, not about him. It doesn't even matter. Agreed. Supportive king, you supportive king you know agreed she looked fabulous I loved I loved love next up is Cardi B um I was obsessed with this look like Cardi B is so she's so beautiful and like this is so different than really anything she ever wears and I thought she looked great yeah I mean she does look great and it's very Chanel theme is five out of five um it looks great on her and I guess she's giving us like a little female Carl yeah white hair I just tie I just loved it and I I was gathering that in order to be in theme just wearing black and white will do that there's a

lot of black and white and so it was that the chanel chameleons i thought this was like literally gorgeous like i loved i think she looks great i think she looks great um but it doesn't like tickle it doesn't itch the thing in my in your brain that it's like i'm obsessed with that's just a matter of personal taste but she looks great and on theme and lovely agreed jenna ortega j. Jenna Ortega's wearing Tom Brown. I think she looks amazing and perfect. And I think Tom Brown, like, every time someone

wears something that I hate, it's always Tom Brown, like, Kourtney and Travis last year. So it's nice to see Tom Brown, like, killing it. I love this, by the way. Like, it's so,

it's Chanel, like, the tweed, the chain, but it's also giving, like, Marie Antoinette silhouette. She looks great. One thing about me is, like, every time I see something Jenna Ortega, like, in an interview, like, she seems so fucking One thing about me is like, every time I see something, Jenna Ortega,

like an interview, like she seems so fucking rude. Have you like seen? I've seen, there's like articles that she's rude and that she. What is that? I don't know.

So I'm trying to separate the art from the artist here because like, I'm like, girl, be nice. Yeah. Be grateful.

She's just giving like, honestly, bratty energy. Maybe it's just like, I don't get her personality. Maybe that's it. Yeah. Because she might have like a dark sense of humor.

Right. Like Wednesday vibes. There were like articles that she was like tough to work with on set and shit like that. And then she did an interview. She did Armchair Expert, a podcast where she was talking about how like she literally went into the writer's room and like rewrote as she wrote Wednesday. And it's like, OK. She was just like, I just, and I don't follow her.

So the only things I see about her are against my will. And maybe they're just like, you know i don't follow her so the only things i see about her are against my will and maybe they're just like you know misquoting her or taking things out of context but i'm just like okay she's kind of bratty i only watched half of the first episode of wednesday same but i feel like this this reputation that she has actually doesn't harm her career because it's kind of in line with the character right like dark energy yeah yeah and like she talks like wednesday talks she's kind of like method acting so she can get away with it it's actually like a fair point you know but if you were playing like you know a sweet angel and then we found out that she's the devil and then everyone would be like this Jenna right right

Jenna's just Wednesdaying so method yeah that's a good point okay next Pedro Pascal and Valentino I have a really hard time judging men's looks because for me I'll always be good in a suit and tie same always will work for me I'll say this it's a lot of red yeah I don't get it but I don't get men's fashion and I'm happy to skip happy to skip most of the men unless someone made an impact yeah I think the best dressed men man was bad bunny like yes I love all white i love a train like who knew a man scarf train like lived for it best dressed for men for me yeah probably we'll keep going though i also like jared leto as chupette even though i'd rather see brupette up there shaking that thing i have a hot take i think jared leto looked incredibly fucking stupid as the the cat? Yeah. Someone had to do it.

Jojo Cat did. And that was like in a really cool way. So two people did it. No, his was just like stupid. I feel like he's always just like doing the most. Somebody posted in Toast After Dark

the best call of all time. I saw it. Jared Leto is Tom Sandoval. Like doing the most and thinking like, ha ha, look at me. Like, shut up. I'm just in a mood today.

I'm sorry. I got off the plane last night. I don't have beef with Jared Leto like that. ha, look at me. Like, shut up. I'm just in a mood today. I'm sorry. I got off the plane last night. I don't have beef with Jared Leto like that. I do. I do. And I thought like Choupette, when that cat mascot came on the carpet, I thought it was like gay shark,

like someone, you know, Vogue intern wearing it. It would have been better that way. And like if Choupette was like photobombing stuff, it's weird that he committed in such a way. Yeah. But I was glad that that someone did it agreed so it didn't bother me agreed next next we have gg hadid in jvon shay i'm sorry like this is so stunning her hair and makeup is perfect like this body it's just

it's like actually offensive to like to look at it I love like love love love she always like slays she never looks like the best ever and she never looks the worst she's always like middle top middle top and always in theme yeah I'm sure because everyone wants to dress her I know it's probably like easy who should I go with this year like it's fielding offers left right and center she looks gorgeous yeah next Kendall Jenner and Marc Jacobs oh this was Marc Jacobs so random wait this is weird Kendall Jenner and Marc Jacobs and Wolford tights yeah that is weird because they were like nude pantyhose well the brand probably like was involved like donated money in some way and I have to say I was looking at her legs I'm like damn is she wearing tights I need those tights so honestly

you guys nude pantyhose don't sleep on them no people do a nice looking leg gives you a nice looking leg. You don't have to shave if you don't want to. You don't have to worry about like, you know, sometimes I get really pale. I get purple. Yeah, no, like a blotchy spray tan too. No, I'm telling you guys, bring back nude tights. Wow. I'm like looking at this outfit so differently now knowing it was Marc Jacobs. I just assumed it was like Versace because she's wearing the big boots that everyone's

wearing. And all the Versace girls were wearing like big clunky platforms. So I just assumed that was it. And it doesn't change the way I feel. I mean, it's so cool. It's so cool. She looks amazing. And like, she's one of my top people.

I just have to ask myself if someone else wore this, like what I would say about them. And I don't think I would say all the things that I'm saying right now. I agree. From certain angles from the side, I actually really did not like the shoes. They were like too big.

But from this photo. They're like very like dolls kill. It's giving like emo. What's that festival that everyone goes to to listen to like Fall Out Boy? Emo fest? No, like back in the day. Oh, Warped Tour.

Yes, it's giving Warped Tour, okay? From certain angles. In this photo, when you can't see them from the side, I do like them. But yes, some of it is like a little too a little too you know no but I think she looks great perfection Carl would have loved Carl would have loved the bell sleeve I love she looked the legs for days like someone tall needed to wear this yeah and she was the perfect person and it's it's perfect i love the collar oh also people are saying it's giving you got chrissed do you know what that means no so

there was this trend on tiktok where people would like prank everyone and be like oh my god anna winter fell down the steps like something crazy and people would be like oh my god and before the video ended it'd be like you just got chrissed and it'd be a picture of chris jenner from the remember they used to make um music videos on their family vacations yeah she gets she she's wearing like literally uh she's wearing this a shirt that has like a bedazzled collar and people are saying it's giving you got chris if you know you know so niche so niche yeah okay next we have kim kardashian in shia preli i think it's Schiaparelli. It probably is. I have such a hot take. I fucking hate this look.

Everything about it? No, it could have been fixed if she ripped off that necklace. Like it's too much. What's with the undergarments on the side? Like giving, I hate this look. I just really am confused by the shapewear thing. Like the high undies like it's distracting i also like why was she wearing a jacket though i wish you put the jacket down

for a second you know what i actually think the jacket is beautiful if they have like jacket is beautiful but a lot of people they wear the jacket on the bottom steps then they drape it on the second steps then they put it down on the third steps like and she's just like clinging to that jacket for dear life I want to see the rest of the dress I hate this like I can't get over it what is with the neck the neck didn't bother me so much I think I think it had the potential to be like 10 out of 10 but just there's something about it you know what it's kind of reminding me of Courtney's Tom Brown dress with the gauzy middle yeah yeah ace bandage middle like at first I was trying to like look into it and be like you know what? It's kind of reminding me of Courtney's Tom Brown dress with the gauzy middle. Yeah, yeah. Ace bandage middle.

Like at first I was trying to like look into it and be like, you know, what is Kim trying to say here? She's the queen of shapewear. She's giving skims. Like, but you know what? I just think it's a bad dress. Like, and I think I'm just going to chalk it up to that. Like, I do not like this at all. Like if the beading had gone over the whole dress and she took the necklace off and maybe

had the coat on and then off and got her hair out of her face. Like it just a lot yeah i'm not i don't like it i like it i don't love it and she's another one that like everything that she wears i'm gonna lean towards liking it because i like her yep and so i was just like it doesn't seem so cohesive for me yeah but she looks beautiful i hope she was like more comfortable than she usually is so true and I hope she had like a more pleasant getting ready experience because it wasn't so some celebrities literally like train for the Met Gala like last year she literally trained for the Met Gala she was the Mugler one two days bleaching her hair like literally it takes a week usually for her to go from brunette to blonde they did it in three days like I don't think she slept it was like crazy and then the mugler corset where she had to like

literally rearrange her bones right and then there are other celebrities who just like literally roll out of bed they sit in the makeup chair and they show up at the red carpet and like that's pleasant that's okay too and i just hope she can like one day have just a fun experience i feel like this was better and she was with north yeah it was in the car both kylie and kim walked out with the kids stormy and north and then left him in the car but did they come into the event i feel like you have to be 21 to be in the event that's why charlie d'amelio couldn't go and just dixie went or you have to be 18 something like that so maybe they were in the car for fun that's like a fun car ride yeah i hope they left the air conditioning on

yeah no yesterday was like a nice day it was just it was weird with the kids like yeah i didn't get it let's do kylie just to round out the sisters because it was just the three sisters this year chris where the fuck was chris always goes with tommy hillfiger i don't know that was like that wasn't okay and i feel like courtney and chloe could have gone if they wanted to but didn't care enough to go is how I feel. I feel like Khloe had a bad time last year

and Kourtney doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. But it was weird not to see Kris. Yeah. Like if anything like even before Kim always goes

Kendall always goes and even before Kylie Kris always goes. Yeah. Confusing. Kylie's look was really pretty. I don't understand

how it was thematic. Maybe it was and somebody can explain it to me. It was just a really like stunning dress, but. She looked beautiful. And have you seen that interview of her, that quote of hers that's like going around, someone interviewed them at the top of the carpet and she was just talking about how she's like ready

to have fun inside, drink some tequila. Yes. And I feel like she's like cruising for a boyfriend. Was Timothee Chalamet there? I don't think so oh because she was acting like like she was just feeling single right like ready to go anything to that effect but that was the vibe i was getting like she wanted single energy eligible men i love that for her i think that's an extremely good place to meet someone if you're kylie yeah yeah i loved

how kylie looked i'm in my kylie era she could do no wrong she looks stunning I agree I don't understand how it was on theme I'm sure in some way that it was I'm sure it referenced some look from the 80s that I love that the jacket turned into the cape and she looked beautiful and was feeling herself it was and her hair and makeup were perfect and also when someone is feeling themselves you can tell and it changes how they look maybe that's what Kendall always looks good because she's just like always feeling herself because she's a model but in some of the red carpet footage they show you the person posing and like they fix a little this and you can tell they're like a little uncomfortable and which I mean most people would be it's a lot of pressure but when

someone's just like effortlessly like here I am I feel beautiful I don't give a shit it is you can tell yeah no Kylie was feeling herself. I completely agree. Next, Anne Hathaway in Versace. Perfection. Perfection. Like I knew immediately how it was on theme. It was.

Who was it? Versace. Versace. But you also know immediately how it's Versace. Yeah. Because like the clips, it was like a perfect collab of like Chanel vibes. Her hair is perfect. She's such a queen.

Like I can't get over it yeah winner winner chicken dinner agreed there's not much else to say there's not much else to say like the gloves that are like ripped off sleeves it's just perfect yeah I love her not crazy about the necklace but like I don't want to nitpick you're very anti-necklace yeah because it's like sometimes like it's okay to take something off you know yeah you know isn't that what Coco Chanel herself said yeah like take that take off the less dumb thing you put on before you leave the house that was literally me at stagecoach I like had a hat a necklace a bandana and like a bejewels in my hair and Shannon was like take the fucking hat off 100% just take something off I texted snitch day

two I was like take the hat off yeah the hat was good day one but you don't need to wear a hat every day agreed like then you're just Mrs. Hat. Right. Speaking of hats, Jennifer Lopez in Ralph Lauren. She went with Ralph Lauren the year before and it was a hat situation again. Because I remember I said she wore that like Western dress with a cowboy hat. Yeah. And I said she should have taken the hat off. So the thing with this is like I don't have one valid critique.

There's nothing wrong with it. But it's so like, I don't know. This is what I was saying before like these are just like really rich perfect like stunning beautiful people who have access to the best of everything and like yeah this is the best hair this is the best makeup this is the best dress and it's like what if Kendall were wearing it it's time I don't know it's just like I feel like this is what JLo always wears like a sexy gown you know yeah it's like unoriginal to me but then if she changed it up I would have been like just go, like a sexy gown, you know? Yeah. It's like unoriginal to me. But then if she changed it up, I would have been like, just go back to a sexy gown.

Yeah. I don't know. I just, I can't critique this in any other way than meh. Yeah. And the hat? It's not bothering me as much as it's bothering you.

No, it's not bothering me. And I feel like if she took the hat off, it wouldn't be enough of a costume look. Yeah, it's just like, meh. Yeah.

And I don't like love, I don't love when a dress top is like a bathing suit i agree you know it's tacky oh put clothes on i agree and i would say that to anyone like yeah and it's like yeah no it's giving was wearing this dress i'd say like stop with the bathing suit top no it's giving like that brand that everyone is like four three seven swim or whatever yeah where the tits just like hang out they're just like that they're only being supported by a piece of rope i agree i don't like that that halter vibe agree okay doja cat perfection yeah like literal perfection she's wearing the right person i don't think everyone

could pull this off if everyone showed up like if other people had showed up like a cat with the cindy luhu prosthetic nose it's perfect kendall could have showed up like a cat with the Cindy Lou who prosthetic nose it's perfect Kendall could have showed up like a cat yes yes and so Kadoja I really really do like it and you have to remember like this is it's a costume institute so when someone I feel like it could go either way and someone gets too costumey and it's a joke and it's terrible but when you do it right it's really awesome no it this is perfect like I don't have one complaint I agree it's really stunning I agree now Salma Hayek I didn't see her until now Salma Hayek is married to the man who owns every brand at like Salma Hayek's husband funds the Met Gala he owns Gucci he owns everything so therefore she has access to whatever she wants. And this is just horrible. It's horrible for someone with the access. It's horrible for

someone without the access. This is terrible. Yeah. I would say it's not great, especially with the access. Given the access. Given what we know. Yeah. It's even worse. Yeah. And because she's like a beautiful woman who will look beautiful in anything. Yeah. this like if Kendall wore it still I think I would hate it I would have questions I would question it even if I was questioning it with Kendall okay Lil Nas X in Dior what's Dior like he's not wearing any clothes like what is Dior the undies are Dior I mean the makeup is gorgeous I don't um I kind of get it I guess it's on theme it's costuming it's not my favorite yeah yeah it's just it's it's nice to look at yeah it's cool it's cool oh and Kylie was wearing um John Paul and she's like the new face she's the new

face I always confuse him with John Galeano Jackie me fucking too because it's like the new face. She's the new face. I always confuse him with John Galliano. Jackie, me fucking too. Because it's like there's two. There's two Johns. There's two Johns in fashion. And one of them is like a Hitler loving Nazi. And the other is just like a nice guy trying to do his job. I'm sure he's problematic too. But whenever I see Jean-Paul Gaultier, I'm like, this bitch is not wearing John motherfucking

Galliano right now. I know. I have to like go through my head. I'm like, no, Jackie, there's another John. Yeah. Put it together. I'm so glad. Jackie, I have the same thing.

You like the beat just hang on next Aubrey Plaza and Stella McCartney I the look is um is fine we need to talk about Chloe Fineman's interview okay I just want to say I think this look is like so basic and ugly like I don't like it no no I don't like it either I'm not here to talk about the look I'm tired to talk about the interview the moment's going viral with Aubrey Plaza and... Chloe Fineman, Stella McCartney, Madeline Klein. Okay, so I feel like a lot of people... I feel like other people are misunderstanding it. Like, literally three weeks ago, Aubrey Plaza hosted SNL with Chloe Fineman.

Chloe Fineman, like, obviously knows her name. I feel like they're friends. And she was like, and you're like, Audrey what? Like, I felt like it was a joke. And I think maybe even like Stella was joking too. Like don't know I didn't feel like it like I wasn't I thought it was a joke because like you know these like Chloe Fineman Aubrey Plaza like such weird senses of humor like yeah I personally don't understand yeah I feel like it was a joke okay I could say that maybe Audrey who is a joke because they probably know each other but Stella McCartney telling

Chloe Fineman she's not taking it seriously was not a joke yeah did you feel like maybe um Chloe Fineman was drunk no I just think she was not the right person for the job yeah also totally random but I found out like I was talking like I was doing some recon on TikTok this morning did you Chloe Fineman's a Scientologist no I didn't didn't know that. Isn't that just interesting? That is surprising. Because she's like newly famous. And I feel like, I don't know. I just found that surprising. And she's in New York.

I didn't know they have a big, you know, outreach here. Yes, it's in Times Square. Big ass thing. Oh. I just went to an event that was like right next door. I was like, damn. Damn. It's on like, like by all the Broadway theaters.

It looks like a Broadway theater. I think it was a really weird moment. Yeah, I mean, this is just an ongoing conversation we're having about like what are we saying? What maketh a host? What maketh a host? I think like Vogue has really invested in Emma Chamberlain and I think her red carpet interviews are very good.

And I think that's an example of like an influencer slash celebrity thriving in a position where they're being given an opportunity to host. But I don't think that's working for everyone. And I don't think it was working for Chloe Fineman. And I think people are like, oh, she's funny. Like she can do it. But no, like no. No, because I don't need the host to be, like, really funny because it's not about you. Exactly.

Like, it's good if you are funny and then, you know, when you have your moments, you have your moments. But, like, I don't need a comedian hosting. Yeah, I don't know. I just, I think we're in this weird place now where, like, everyone is starting to, like, really point out how all these celebrities, such influential people becoming hosts, it's, like, not working out anymore.

Like, we took it too far we took it one step too far and I feel like now everyone's noticing it and that's why like those clips of like Chloe are going viral yeah like these little awkward moments that maybe no one would have really picked up on but now it's like well what are we doing yeah what are we doing no and especially for this event like there's so much knowledge that you have to have about the theme and the exhibit and the celebrities and just the history and you need a professional yeah agreed and like chloe feinman has a different job i think she's very good at right i will say i do think lala anthony is another one of those people who is doing a good job that's because

she has a background in hosting she actually is a professional host and she's like low-key friends with everyone like every person there has a story they want to tell they're like oh I saw you last week like she's really good she's good and I'm glad they they used her again like they they worked out last year and they're doing it again yeah Bad Bunny in Jacquemus loved loved as we stated and his girlfriend Miss Kenny was there they were like seen together they were seen together all week like they're so cute they're so together and they're a good looking couple. Like I'm here for it. Yeah. Agreed.

Billie Eilish. Cute. Yeah. She looks very Billie and also very met. She looks very Billie. I think it really works for her. Yeah. Oh, I didn't see Olivia Rodrigo before in Tom Brown.

It's cute. It's very Chanel. I hate the hair. Oh my God. I don't like it. Okay. I don't like it. She doesn't like it. Oh Bradley Cooper was there. Just wearing a black tux. Hot. He looks great. That's my favorite man outfit. Literally doing the least and also doing the most. Yeah and he's wearing sunglasses that are okay. They're like aviator shaped. Yeah. But they're a little weird. Now, surprisingly,

I think one of the worst dressed people ever was Giselle giving season one Real Housewife at her reunion doing the most hate, hate, hate. Okay. I think she, it's not my favorite. I wish we could have seen the dress. Oh, and by the way, sorry, she's in Chanel. I wish we could have seen the dress without the cape for one second. Yeah. The cape would be dropped. But I did see an old photo. Like she modeled this dress when it came out.

So that's cool. Still, I hate it. She looked like glowing and like she's having fun. But I didn't love this dress on her. Maybe on. Kendall. No, not on Kendall. I wouldn't have loved it on Kendall either.

It's almost like a little too covered up. No, I don. I literally just there's nothing I like about this. Yeah like if Kris Jenner went she could wear it. It's perfect for an older woman. I completely I mean I guess Giselle is an older woman. That's not why she's wearing that. No it's terrible. Yeah next we have Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Nick Jonas. And I think they just look stupid. Like I'm wow. I'm like really feeling like in a bad mood. I'm sorry. I just feel like they look silly. I don't think they look stupid because I think they look normal and fine and they didn't

like do anything creative. Maybe it's just like this is a bad picture but they look like so like not in sync. Does that make sense? Yeah that does make sense. Like I think they just did her dirty with this photo. Like her leg is not fully popped. And I don't know. I just don't, I don't like it.

I don't think there's anything to dislike, and I don't think there's anything to like. That's how I feel. And honestly, like, he looks like her son in this photo. Like, the way he's, like, holding on to her and, like, is so much shorter than her. He's like, mommy. Like, it's giving mommy energy. And, like, not in, like, the sexy, like, mommy-daddy way. Like, just in, like, so cute. Like, I brought my son to the Met Gala.

Yeah. Which, like, so did Kate Moss. She brought her daughter. She brought her daughter, yeah. Next, Cara Delevingne in Karl Lagerfeld. There's, like, a lot, I feel, like, pressure for Cara Delevingne to be, like, the it girl of the moment tonight. She was Karl's muse.

Karl discovered her. Karl thought she was, like, muse carl discovered her carl thought she was like the best greatest thing that ever happened um and this is cute yeah there's a lot of pressure she should have been best dressed and she's not yeah but she looks good and cool and like and she looks healthy yeah and i feel like she's doing really well and i'm happy for her so i don't want to say anything negative yeah but like i don't want to say anything negative but like this outfit sucks it's not for me, but she has her own style. Yes, yes.

Very edgy. So she looks cool. I would have preferred to see her in classic Chanel, as opposed to Karl Lagerfeld brand. Yeah, but some of the classic Chanel looks, like Margot Robbie, for example, gave nothing. Boring. Gave nothing.

I agree. Next, we have Lizzo in Chanel. I love, by the way way i think this is so cute and so simple and i love her gloves i think lizzo looked great i love the hair no complaints love you like the micro bangs which is a trend those are micro bangs you know what they're not bothering me usually it's like i didn't even notice usually it's the first thing i see i'm like oh micro bangs i hate the whole look yeah no I I love this I like the dress a lot I think she's wearing little booties which I hate but yeah the shoes are giving um like Steve Madden

energy yeah like Jeffrey Campbell we're going to the club yeah yeah but I'm choosing to look past it because I think she looks great like really this is a very very beautiful and flattering dress I agree next Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban and Chanel Nicole Kidman is one of those people who you were like, she just put on a dress and did her hair and like, she looks pretty. I like that he's, you know, doing his like English tuxedo thing. These two are so like giving nothing, but giving everything. They're great. There has to be like people there who just like show up and Chanel

and they look beautiful and they are not like reinventing the wheel. I will say this like blush moment and then a big black shoe. I hate. She should have worn like a, an off white. Yeah, but I'll live. I will say this like blush moment and then a big black shoe I hate. She should have worn like a an off-white. Yeah. But I'll live.

I'll survive. Elle Fanning and Vivian Westwood. You know a lot of people were upset Vivian Westwood was not like the honoree this year. Like it should have been her

because she like died. Oh I didn't know that. Or did Caroline Herrera die? No no it was Vivian Westwood. So I think this is like nice. I don't know. i'm just chucking this up to something i don't understand yeah i'm sure there's a i'm sure there was a model who walked in a show who looked just like this right it's giving bridal couture yeah i don't get it but i respect it but it also is giving regina george yes neck brace neck brace with the things on the sides totally maybe. Maybe that was the inspo. Maybe.

But she's a cutie. And I think it's good to take chances when you're Elle Fanning. Yeah, yeah. It's so easy to take chances when you're Elle Fanning. Next, as stated previously, Margot Robbie, who looks gorgeous, yet boring. There's nothing wrong with this, but there's nothing right with it. There's nothing wrong with it. There's a lot right with it.

Like, it's a beautiful dress for an award show yeah it's on theme award show she like doesn't slay red carpets that much she's very basic no yeah she doesn't have like i feel the right stylist for her she also is locked into a chanel contract like so she should be best dressed no chanel red carpet is like at this oh yes at this event yes yes yes yes agreed next emily radikowski in tori birch cute she's like she can't look bad in anything no it's like a pretty dress but i feel like when you can't look bad in anything like it's also really hard to look amazing because everyone just says like oh you just look amazing because you're emily radikowski like if kendall was wearing this yeah i don't know i might feel a little different well it's so important like

the litmus test for today is like but what if kendall was wearing no that's what i had to ask myself all night last night because i could feel myself being biased i'm like do i just not like her no i'm so biased because one thing about me like i'm so invested in these celebrities lives and like i fucking hate some of these people you know so i just hate what they're wearing yeah so you have to put it on toxic like i can own that you have to put it on kendall yeah next mindy kaling my fucking queen i love this bitch so much. She looks amazing. She looks amazing.

This dress is so beautiful. Love the dress. I'm just like so annoyed with the way people are talking about Mindy Kaling these days. Like I was telling you, I was on Twitter. I was following the entire Maccala

on Twitter on my phone last night while I was on the plane and I was seeing looks and it's like every person got an article, you know, page six, like Margot Robbie stuns in Chanel. And so for Mindy Kaling,

it's like mindy kaling shows off weight loss it's like okay first of all she's been this weight now for a long amount of time like can we move on for a minute it's like why is it about that like it's so annoying she's been hiding for two years and then came to the mecca she goes everywhere she we saw her last week and the week she was at the white house like she's constantly doing things like it's so fucking annoying like can you talk about anything else like she's an doing things. Like it's so fucking annoying. Like, can you talk about anything else? Like she's an accomplished person. Yeah. And she looks really great.

She looks amazing. She looks like so happy and healthy. And like, I just fucking love her. And like, can't it be about that? No. Yeah. No. Especially since like, we know this is how she looks now.

Yeah. It's not like some big, it's not like she's literally been living underground and then she came out and it's like, whoa, she lost 60 pounds. Right. And then if she, if she had a big coat on and she had mailed at the Met Gala, lost 60 pounds, you could say she showed off her weight loss. So annoying. Like, stop.

Next, we have Paris Hilton and Marc Jacobs with Marc Jacobs. At her first ever Met Gala. I know. Isn't that crazy? It is crazy. But since I just read her book, I was thinking about her recently and I was wondering if she had ever been. And she had never been.

But it makes sense that this year of all the years would be her first year, because she's really like in her elegant businesswoman era. Yeah, and she looked beautiful. Like I love this. The makeup was a little heavy, but like I got it. It was a part of the look.

Yeah. She looked gorgeous, and she like looked like she was feeling herself, like on the red carpet. Like when you watch the videos of the photos being taken, like she doesn't look nervous. She's just like, yes, bitch, I am Paris Hilton.

I look fucking fabulous. Like she was really into it. Yeah, and she's wearing the big shoes taken. Like she doesn't look nervous. She's just like, yes, bitch. I am Paris Hilton. I look fucking fabulous. Like she was really into it. Yeah. And she's wearing the big shoes too. Yes. Which like Kendall was wearing, but these were the heel version, not boots. Yeah.

I like them. Next we have Lily Collins. Lily Collins is always like a high class slay. And that's what this is. It's a high fashion, high class moment. And I would literally never wear this. And I hate the hair, But it's perfect for her. It's perfect for her.

No complaints. And yeah, she just looks right. You know, this is a look that like Anna loves. And that's why she keeps getting invited back. She literally is always invited. Yeah. There are people who are just like fashion, who have a face and a body for fashion.

Where was Zendaya? I don't know. Speaking of people who are just like fashion girlies. Hmm. Missing girlies. Hmm. Missing in action. Hmm. Next, Michelle Yeoh in Karl Lagerfeld. I love Michelle Yeoh.

Perfect. No complaints. Really perfect. Yep. Next, one of my favorites every year, Naomi Campbell in Chanel. Beautiful. I loved this dress when I saw it on eRed carpet. I was glad they were taking a lot of time with it And telling us

Everything about it She looks amazing She always looks amazing And she's another one I'm like do I like it Or do I like it Because it's Naomi Campbell Both

But it's both Like I think this dress Would really look pretty It's like an objectively Pretty dress Yeah But being on Naomi Campbell

Like does make it More beautiful But I feel like On someone else's I might be like Boring Yeah Yeah

I also think like The pink is perfect For her skin tone like I just think nobody else could have worn this dress better agreed she likes pink like actually I think of Kendall Ward I'd be like this is boring right damn yeah next we have Emily Blunt in Michael Kors she looks so Karl Lagerfeld met theme right I guess I don't I'm not saying that it's my favorite I'm just saying that I know what year it is like I feel like when we we do these recaps like we get to a point where we just have to say like this is an ugly dress you know like I get it it's fashion

objective art like this is ugly I don't think it's ugly there are things that are ugly i haven't seen one yet in this street in this article this isn't ugly it's just like like this is a young gorgeous woman like what is she wearing she's also wearing pants i think this is pants with a cape behind it like it's hard to see it's ugly and i said what i said yeah emma chamberlain and mu mu obsessed beyond obsessed the only complaint I have is like her makeup was like a little heavy like the eyes were a little too dark for my taste but she is she slays she never fucking misses a beat and it must be so exciting for her to like always be able to go first like I know the Met Gala started when Emma Chamberlain arrives because she's the right carpet correspondent at the top so she has to be there first and she's just become a staple of this

event which is so crazy because lest we not forget she's a youtuber at her core i love this look and i love emma chamberlain and i'm i'm loving this journey for her i love it i don't have one note i think the makeup is perfect everything gorgeous tailored to perfection next we have new mama kiki palmer the way i would take a bullet for this woman the way she looks so good. When did she give birth? A month ago. Like she is so snatched. This dress, this hair, this cape. I'm definitely biased because I love this woman.

But there's not a single thing. I love that she's not wearing any jewelry. Like it's so simple. I'm obsessed. Obsessed. Agreed. Like I can't. And she spoke to me. I saw her interview and she's just having fun.

She's like after being a mom, that's the hardest thing. This is a breeze. A hundred percent. So I think she was having fun. Mom's night out. And I think whoever did the hair like deserves an award. The hair is perfect. Yep.

Next, we discussed Jared Leto and then he had two looks. He was the mascot and then the gothic king. He's also playing carl in a film oh coming up which is a good casting okay so there's information that maybe you didn't know no i didn't know that i gleaned from a right it's important um just like one thing about me like now i'm letting my bias get in the way like i find Jared Leto annoying like I'm sorry right we know we know so I can't really give like an unbiased critique here okay let's move on to Janelle Monáe in Tom Brown it was a multi-moment look and I loved it it was very very cool it was super cool it was super Carl and fun and also so her because she does

this a lot like she's always like monochromatic black and white looks she's also very campy where like remember at i think actual camp she had like that dress that had like the blinking eye yeah yeah yeah yeah i love this yeah i agree this red carpet theme was made for her and she crushed i think she was a big muse of carl's too yeah and i feel like her whole aesthetic is very just like Carl inspired black and white like she's so yeah she's so Carl yeah now on the opposite spectrum somebody's whose outfit deserves jail is Mary J Blige yep I'm shocked like this is actually this is probably my worst trust which is crazy because like like the way and if Kendall wore it if Kendall wore it we're stressed like I and I'm like my bias is so real and everyone knows like they said I'd never be a leader they say I'd never wear a crown like

I love Mary J Blige and I fucking hate this yeah it doesn't fit right it's just ugly yeah and I'm sure somebody could argue how it's in theme but it it's not giving theme. Well, the flower, the camellia flowers. Sure. Next. Oh, Madeline Klein and Stella McCartney. I saw the interview, but I didn't actually see the look. It's really pretty. It's award show, nice looking.

It's award show, nice looking. And this is what we were saying at the beginning of the show. Like people who just were invited one year and keep getting invited back. Like this wasn't a particularly like dazzling year for Madeline Klein. Well, she was in that movie, Glass Onion. Oh, I guess.

Yeah, yeah. No, she was. Okay, fair. I'm just like, oh, that's like Randa. in that movie Glass Onion. Oh I guess. Yeah yeah no she was. Okay fair. I'm just like oh that's like Randa. It just felt like oh you again. Yeah. Kind of like Lily Reinhart keeps getting invited. All the Riverdale people. Yeah. Was she there Lily Reinhart? None of them were there. Okay. I think they're filming and

I think they're filming. Yeah. Viola Davis in Valentino. Perfection. Obsessed beyond. Perfection like so gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Oh another potential best look for me is Tiana Taylor.ion. Like so. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Oh another potential best look for me is Teyana Taylor. Yeah. Like this is really.

She's so cool and like effortless. And not everyone could pull this off. No. Like honestly. I don't even think Kendall could pull it off. Like that's. This is really something else. Tom Brown like low key killing it.

Yeah. That's crazy for you. Yeah. Yeah Yeah Next Who do we have? I'm still scrolling Me too We don't need to talk about

Like some of these irrelevance Yeah Agreed I feel like maybe We went through them all I feel like there were more Oh I actually really liked Amanda Seyfried

Even though it's like Not even remotely on theme It's VMAs And it's not like original I feel like this is quite literally Like Taylor Swift wore this dress Yeah And somebody else did this hair And it's not like original. I feel like this is quite literally like Taylor Swift wore this dress. Yeah. And somebody else did this hair.

Like it's so kind of, it's giving like basic energy. It's the wrong event. I also think it's the wrong person. I agree. But it does feel like Taylor Swift, something she would wear. Which is a compliment. Yeah, of course. Miranda Kerr looks beautiful.

Oh, I didn't see her. Miranda Kerr is a sleigh and a half. Yeah. Oh my gosh. She looks beautiful. So now that we're rounding out like the people, give me your best dressed and your worst dressed. Oh, I didn't see her. Miranda Kerr is a sleigh and a half. Yeah. Oh my gosh. She looks beautiful. So now that we're rounding out like the people, give me your best dressed and your worst dressed. Oh, sorry. Honorable mention to Nicola Peltz.

Yeah. I barely saw her photo and now I'm just seeing the one with her in Brooklyn. They always look great and they always look really simple and they don't do the most. No, but she's on theme. She looks so, I actually, I love what she's wearing. Yeah. I love her hair too. I agree. But she's another one. Like she could really wear. love what she's wearing. Yeah. I love her hair too. I agree.

But she's another one. Like she could really wear. She could do no wrong. Anything. And you know, she just pulled that necklace out of her mom's closet and it's like $6 million. Yeah. Okay. So best dressed.

Yeah. Who's your best dressed? Out of who we've spoken about so far. Anne Hathaway is amongst. Anne Hathaway is my best dressed for sure. But I feel like I'm'm like there were so many other people who i liked in this article worst dressed well someone who's like consistently my worst dressed is um what's his name ben platt oh i okay what'd you think about he wasn't on that

thing i just maybe i'm biased again because he wore a big Jewish star necklace. I kind of liked it. So I didn't love the outfit when I saw it, but then I saw his red carpet interview with E and I really liked his interview. And he's just very like succinct and well-spoken. He was talking about his new show. He was talking about anti-Semitism

and he was like very brief and very powerful. Yeah. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to scale back on my Ben Platt. That's where the bias comes in. Like, I get it. But I feel like he's one of those people, like, he goes every year now. And it's like, why? Actually, I disagree. Well, I don't know if he goes every year. I'm saying him being invited this year, like, he's in a Broadway production. This is New York Met Gala. He's like the talk of the theater town. Kind of how Lea Michele was

there. Like, I actually think him being invited is extremely appropriate. What do you think about Lea Michele's outfit? It was pretty michelle's outfit it was pretty it's michael kors it's very basic she always does michael kors like she's like some partnership with him the hair was giving fanny brice it was giving barbara streisand like she's so obvious like it was cute great yeah it was cute it was cute but there were a lot of people who weren't there okay like who like kaya gerber yeah austin butler i feel like we didn't have a lot of couple moments the one couple moment that we did have was suki waterhouse and rob pattinson making their red carpet debut as a couple i didn't know they were back together they've been too they i don't

think they ever broke up like i thought that he dated fka twigs after suki no i think like him and suki were friends fka and then he's been with Suki ever since not only like have they never shown up anywhere together they are so fucking touchy like I was literally getting like riled up I'm like yes grab her grab her like I for they both looked amazing by the way it's amazing and neither one of them alone I would have remarked on their outfits together they're a best dress she is so lucky like I'm so jealous but so is he I try not to harbor like a lot of jealousy Cooper was there and Kristen Stewart and Kristen Stewart people are loving Kristen Stewart's outfit yeah it's very she was also one of she's like a big face to Chanel I

think she was like very um you know Carl was very inspired by her I personally I would never wear it but I get that whole like androgynous like I get it I respect it but it's not like my favorite yeah um I thought it looked like Harry Styles and where was Harry Styles yeah he's on tour yeah but still like that's what I'm saying like a lot of people weren't there but I didn't feel absent of A-listers like that one year for the first year in a long time Blake Lively did not go because she just had a baby yeah no for sure but she's been like out and about at events so sure yeah she did go to Tiffany Haley Bieber yeah Mrs. Bieber and Justin yeah that's a miss for the community yeah and I feel like like two years ago when they did like that September one there were a lot of A-listers missing and I really feel like it was because you had to be vaccinated and I think a lot of these Hollywood folks like don't like you know they're very like green and they don't put like

chemicals in their bodies or whatever so that I understood I actually understood why like a free for all the people who were able to attend right it's like I got a vax card let me in like it was very much like the bar was lowered yeah and now the bar has been raised again and they're back to like you know being strict but it did feel like notable notably people were missing I mean it's the seventh year in a row we haven't gotten Taylor like come on bitch just come like maybe she has an issue with the event like maybe she had a bad time but she was like on the board and it's like a Blake Lively event like it's always her people it's also a Kardashian event I know but it wasn't when she used to go like remember when Demi Lovato went and she said she had a terrible time and

she'll never go in like I feel like that's very real for some people for sure it must be like so intimidating like yeah especially if you don't have your peeps Ben Platt was saying in his interview who is more excited this year because his co-star was with him and he's never really had a buddy in the event you know that's why it's like the buddy system is crucial so unfair to be a Kardashian like you have like you're not even a buddy like your sisters that's how I feel like when I go on influencer things and like Margo where you get to go because it's so unfair. Yeah. It's like such a leg up.

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photographed talking inside the event with usher and you know kim's a big usher fan she went to his residency two weekends in a row um i feel like the bet gala is kind of this like annual important thing for Kim and Pete like three years ago is when they like met and exchanged numbers two years ago or a year a year ago is when they like debuted so it's like a thing for them they appear to be on good terms everyone is like gagging I actually feel like he's in a new relationship she's literally 20 years older than him like I don't feel like there's any hard feelings like it's good it's all good no but it is must be a little awkward they were so serious there are so many exes I was just scrolling through the rest of the article

and seeing other people who were there like there were so like also his other ex Margaret Qualley was there looking horrible I'm sorry she's my worst trust I take it back I'm sorry there's no excuse for a young girl who's been given everything in her life to show up at the Met Gala looking like that in a black nightgown. Terrible. But I feel like she's the kind of star who just is dressed by a designer and has no say. There's no excuse. FKA Twigs was there to see Robert and Suki. Yeah, that's definitely awkward.

Irina Shayk was there and Bradley Cooper and Suki. Irina Shayk was there like wearing ballet flats. What was that? I don't know, but she looked really good. I forget what she what she was wearing but i remember enjoying it it was like a white bridal dress with like ballet slippers i literally thought she looked horrible i remember i don't remember i can't recall the dress but i remember liking it this is the thing with the mac ala when like you're me it's like was the dress horrible or am i just jealous you know no no no i i don't think it's that i know it was the parable or is like this person just not someone

who's going to impress me? Yeah, that's true. You know, like I'm not waiting to see what they wore. That zone impressed me much. Also, Sydney Sweeney. We didn't talk about her. Oh, yeah.

Because the thing is, I have a very high bar for Sydney Sweeney and she's constantly coming up short. This was fine. I don't know who put that big ugly ass bow

in her motherfucking hair and put it on incorrectly because she looked like she was going to shul and she just got married. that's what you have to wear when you go to shul you have to put this like black lace thing on top of your head it was such an ugly fucking bow and it bothered me so much and then it like matched the bow at the end I didn't like the bow at the bottom no it wasn't bad but and I admittedly have a high bar for Sydney Sweeney

as I should because she's literally that bitch and she's never being that bitch like yeah but I feel like she's another one who it's like the because she's so gorgeous and perfect the bar is so high and it's like she can never meet it no she's just not meeting it she's not meeting it and she could I for a while she was like looped into like if she wore what Kendall wore I wouldn't like it she's not tall enough okay for a while like she had this turnt red carpet energy and it was because she was in this like Weird contract with Tory Burch And like it was like Holding her back

And I believe she's out of it And she's still So it wasn't Tory I take it back If we're blaming Tory It's better But it's not where It needs to be

No Someone get Maeve In there Somebody get Naomi Maeve in there Or Danny Michelle Somebody Yeah

Lux Lux Kim and Pete Spoke Cute Like I feel like There's really no weird blood there Honestly

I feel like it's okay Something's weird They broke up Just out of the blue One day I think he proposed But okay Oh you do

Like he did something weird But he's with Chase Sui now Yeah yeah No like They're not getting back together But like literally They were head over heels In love with each other

She's talking about Having more kids And then the next day Not the next day But then one day They're just broken up Well we better find out On Kardashianardashian season two three whatever i'm really i'm really looking forward to it uh next we have a lot of bed bed news on the carpet serena williams revealed that she's

pregnant with baby number two and carly claus revealed that she's pregnant with baby number two i love this like low drama baby announcement You know like No gender reveal Just like Yeah bitch I'm at the most Fabulous event Oh yeah And I'm pregnant

I'm the happiest I've ever been Eat my ass Like I love it You know Yeah I thought Karla Claus

Actually looked great Because you know One thing about me Like I'm gonna make That joke about her Looking camp She was looking Carl right in the eye

She was You know what She looked very good She was not looking Camp right in the eye But she was looking Carl right in the eye You know I loved

Her outfit I loved that she was Preg pregnant i thought she looked beautiful and like radiant i really liked it and like i feel like sometimes you know you would think the bump would hinder an outfit you know that's how i feel like no i disagree no no that's no like you'd rather be if you have a big event like you'd rather not have a no i actually disagree i think there's so many ways to like dress up a bump and like actually look cuter than you could have looked not pregnant. I feel like this is an outfit that looks so much cuter pregnant. Yes.

Than if she like wasn't or someone else wore it. Yeah. So I loved it. Me too. And I'm so happy for her and Serena. Serena. That's really, really cute. Gotta keep an eye out for Serena.

We are. And you know what the eye says? She's pregnant. Yeah. I loved. Loved. And then, of course, rihanna had her bump moment too when she took off her coat and we've been known but it was a big night for the bump it was a big night for the bump it was nice nice to see mothers out there doing their thing we've got you know postpartum girlies like kiki palmer we've got partum girlies does that mean pregnant partum? It should. Because your postpartum is pre. Partum.

What does partum mean? Such a good question. Partum. Meaning. I feel like it might mean the act of like birth. So if you're pregnant, like you're not. We're like no one was giving birth on the carpet. So there weren't any partum girlies.

I understand. Now that would be camp. If somebody just just you know rolled out in a hospital bed part of means it's a latin word it means a bearing or bringing forth so it's the actual like pushing right okay so they're not part of damn well somebody should do that maybe that should be the theme next year yeah someone will because everyone's just trying to constantly outdo yeah do the most and like be the most original. It's also so crazy when you watch like the live stream, how like no one can actually walk in their outfits.

And like there are these handlers who literally have to carry them up the steps. But also like the handlers, like you can feel them like being annoying. And the celebrities are like, get the fuck out of my picture. Because they're always in the background. You know, or like they're like telling them something like to move up. And it's like, stop. Yeah. It's a lot.

Yeah, no, it's like chaos. And the cool thing about, well, cool up. And it's like stop. Yeah. It's a lot. Yeah. No. It's like chaos. And the cool thing about. Well cool. That I think it's cool. But I'm sure the celebrities hate it. Is there's really no hierarchy at the red carpet. Like all the celebrities. They wait in a line to.

It's not like oh Kim's here. She gets to cut. No. It's literally like JLo waits behind Janelle Monáe. Janelle Monáe waits behind Viola Davis. Like it's literally total egalitarianitarianism I do think some people get special treatment I don't last year Kim they set up a changing room for her she like went to the Met Gala in just like a robe and shapewear because she put on her dress there because and then at the

top of the steps like Ripley's took it back so like they gave her something yeah but for the most part like it's I think maybe unless you're a host I think maybe Blake Lively gets to cut the line but not even they get their hosts get there first yeah yeah no it's just like when you see behind the scenes like iPhone footage like on TikTok and it's literally celebrities like in a tent waiting in line to go get their photos taken it's like it's humbling no but also it's like maybe like Rihanna can come as late as she did but if it was someone else they would have not let them in they were too late like the carpet does eventually close well let's also talk about the cockroach so on brand like I love love love love that um I was gonna make a joke but I can't um I love that because this is like New York's event New York's finest and it has to be

authentic and no and I feel like you know if you just looked at these photos and and the med and you didn't come to new york you would say wow new york is this like gorgeous beacon of glamour fashion city but no but we got roaches we do we have we have super roaches and roaches are the great equalizer like no matter matter who you are, you know, you could be like, you know, in the worst neighborhood or at the Met Gala and there's a fucking cockroach by your foot. Did you see the photographer who tried to kill it and then it almost crawled literally up his pants? No.

Oh my God. It's horrifying. No. It's horrifying. That's crazy. He was photographing. He was literally like a Getty Images and he was photographing the cockroach. He was like, this is so funny.

And then he went to go kill it and he missed it, but he didn't know. So it literally hopped onto his pants no i know i'm like clenching my ankles just that's horrible and then like the eggs and now he's gonna have like a whole rich family living in his house i know people don't realize this you're not supposed to step on a cockroach yeah because then their their eggs like get on your foot and then you bring them into your house yeah so if you do just throw away the shoe i don't know how you're supposed to kill a cockroach otherwise oh and by the way cockroaches, they could survive nuclear war. They ain't surviving your big foot.

No, they can't survive a crush. No, they can. They'll literally start running again. Oof. They'll play dead. We have to move on. Okay. We have to move on, but best dress for sure.

The cockroach. Yeah. A hundred percent. Carl would have loved. Carl would have loved a little snack for Pochette. Pochette. Choupette whatever um that's a mcgallow recap like we don't really have fast five today because it's like we're already at

literally an hour 20 minutes and what it was like the fast five of mcgallow i'm excited to see like some footage from inside after parties performers yeah question mark question mark so it looks like it looked cool it was fun it was fun to be a part of it i thought overwhelmingly everyone looked really really nice yeah i agree i was like i'm just in a negative mood today it got to like a really dumb place for a while especially with camp people didn't know what to do and then like two american gilded glamours lexicon oh yeah and people like did not know what to do so i feel like this theme was perfect. Everyone adhered to it. Everyone looked really nice and really elegant.

And the Met Gala like feels like a prestigious event once again. Yeah. What? I'm loving. Do you see that tweet going around? I think actually you sent it to me. Karl Lagerfeld, you would have loved Ozempic. Oh my God.

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