The Toast - Where Does The Fox Live?: Tuesday, January 31st, 2023

Episode Date: January 31, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Toast Happy Tuesday. It is a very happy Tuesday indeed, because if you are not watching, you are listening to this podcast. Thank you so much for being here. But you might not be able to see that Jax and Claude are together again. I am in Florida. So exciting. Such a shock to the system. I'm sure people who are watching are just as shocked as I was as you as I was when you came in last night we were having dinner Claudia vlogged the whole thing she planned this surprise yesterday morning she woke up and she said I think I'll see my niblings today I did say that and after the toast she flew down to Florida she vlogged like the planning and all of the behind the scenes things that she had to do I had zero clue and I was dining with the Shapiros last night at their house

when the door opened. And instead of a murderer, it was la turd. It was instead of a murderer, it was a slay. It was la turd-er. La turd-er. Yes, we won't give too much of it away. I did vlog the whole experience for our Patreon. You know, some of the reasoning why I came down here.

You know, I don't know if anyone noticed. I didn't post a lot of Instagram stories yesterday. I was like kind of silent on the gram and people were probably like oh my god I oh one thing about me I always have like five or ten stories up yeah not you me oh no like you like you sometimes have no stories like that's very uncommon for me rarely these days I've been extremely active giving so much of myself to the gram but if you had no story people wouldn't be like oh my god oh my god she's surprising her Florida. Yeah. So I am so happy to be here. I'll be here, you know, till the end of time. I have no return flight booked. I'm just here being returdia and I'm very, very blessed,

very excited to be with my family and to do a great week of episodes with the flamingos. The flamingos finally get their day in the sun. With J with bryce with strice with roldini with k lordia with levinson the whole family i'm so happy to be here like really it's been long it's been a long time december december was last time you were here beginning of december right yeah and i guess that was last time that i saw you because i haven't come to new york come to new york since but you know we'll get into later you know i'm making plans i'm making plans too but you know january'll get into later. Yeah, no, I'm making plans. I'm making plans, too. But, you know, January, New Year, like, you try and, like, be where you are, you know? You're not just, like, trying to run away yet.

But now that it's February, I'm ready. Also, Jackie and I are kind of looking like sporty spice, like, cool girl today. We are wearing our Spritz hats, which I feel like, I didn't realize we didn't sell them because Ben wears them literally every day. But we had never put them up for sale until today. So, at noon, which I feel like, if you're listening we didn't sell them because Ben wears them literally every day, but we had never put them up for sale until today. So at noon, which I feel like if you're listening to this, it's already noon. Spritsociety.com. New Eastern.

Jackie's wearing like a hunter green vibe. A super cool green. I would say like it's, it's kind of the green that my wedding color was for my bridesmaids. So that's like an emerald green. Yeah. Emeralds. Emerald city. The front says Spritsociety city the front says spritz society

and the back says pickleball classic with a little pickleball on the side because we love pickleball and it's just like a cool vibe and mine is like a white with a tangerine embroidery and it's tangerine it says estimated 2029 they're really cool ben wears them all the time is that not what EST stands for? Established. Oh my God. Like, obviously. I'm so dumb. We have to cut that out.

That's literally embarrassing. But like, I guess technically it could be estimated. No, because it's not like, an estimation is like an about, you know? But maybe they're just saying like about 2021. It's what we're about. No, but like it was 2020. I appreciate you trying to like, you know, undo some of the damage I just did to my reputation. That's too mean.

But yeah, established 2021. Spritzsociety.com, get your hats. I've been loving wearing backwards hats. That's so crazy. I just feel like cool girls can rock hats backwards. You know what I mean? And that's you. Nothing if not the coolest girl on the planet.

Now, I want to talk to you about something. I don't know if I brought this up the last time I was here, but every time we podcast together, I sit in this chair. And I stare directly at a $20 bill that's like sitting on the table. And I just want to know, one, how the $20 bill got there and how you have not. Like I cannot leave a quarter lying around without throwing it in my pocket. Like 20, I think there actually might be two. I think it's $40. $40, yeah.

What was it? I feel like. I have no idea what it is. I have an idea of what it might be two I think it's $40 yeah what it was I feel like I have no idea I have an idea of what it might be from like when we were building the studio like me the wallpaper guy come people come like help and maybe we had cash out to tip them and like that was leftover cash maybe but like I feel like I've walked past it enough times like it's mine now like I want to take it if you took it I wouldn't like notice. It has not moved. It hasn't been touched. It's literally right behind the camera. That's psychotic.

No, but it's like, you know, when you see something every day, you don't even notice it anymore. Like I literally don't even notice it. It's like if I were like looking for $20 in my house, like I wouldn't even, I wouldn't even realize that I have $20 up here. So like $20. So could I take my show? It was $80.

So like, could I take it? Well, now that you've asked, no, but if you had stolen it, no, maybe we'll get ourselves some lunch on the business. Yeah. Let's do a vlog. How far we can get these $40 in this economy. It's like three eggs. Literally. I don't think that $40, you know, since it's been sitting here, since you moved into your house, it's literally lost value. I should have spent it when I put it down a hundred percent yeah um okay I'm glad we got that out of the way I feel like I'm like if you're watching on YouTube I'm never looking at the camera I'm looking behind it at the $40 it is so weird that it's up here um so I'm looking at everything like there's a roll of toilet paper no I hate to be negative

I know you don't like the state of my studio but it's better than last time yeah it works for me like because it's all just like crap that I need and there's no organizing the crap okay let's talk about this sweater that's literally for a child it's so small it's a crop sweater it's a crop sweater it's sitting right why is it here and there's a little bit of a stain makeup looks like um maybe like an iced tea the reason it's sitting on a pile of merch over there and the reason that it's here is because i wore it on the show and then i continued to do my job and take some pictures in merch so i took it off swapped it for some merch and then went downstairs in my merch got it okay well that's a good answer it i i'm not like running to bring it back to oh that's merch that never made this is merch that never made the cut I think it's for the best

it's like it's not that cute it's whatever sauce um there's just like a lot of stuff in here my holiday lights my printer my printer paper I've got some spritz I've got a ton of cords because this is a studio you know the cords don't bother me because that's like cords, like we're women at work, you know? We're McCordia. We're McCordia. I guess I could get like some drawers. Oh wait, should that be like our activity for the week to get this place in tip-top shape?

Yeah. You don't sound excited. Just because like I know where everything is. Everything's just like out. I have this like huge, it's weird because I have this bench thing. So I just put everything on the bench and like. Listen, I'm not going to come in here and tell you this is not my studio and i've been like i you

know i i get my work to you on time you kill it you kill it everything the files come through they come through strong strong it's like the way that it is works works for our girl so you know what i'll shut the fuck up i'll think i'll look online for a little like storage system maybe yeah i just thought it could be like a fun activity. You know, two sisters spending time together. With $40 going to the container store. Yeah. Oh, you know what $40 will get you at the container store? One hanger.

Yeah. The container store is so pricey, but it's such a paradise. An elevated experience. It is. It is. My local container store actually went out of business. That was a really tough, tough time for the community. I'm sorry you had to experience that.

It's okay. Are you going to wear this hat the whole time? No. I'm time no i'm hot no and we're sitting under these bright lights you have to of course i hate taking my hat off i think i'll leave it on backwards so i look like cool at all it's a little like you pull it down a little bit but then you're gonna be on your now it's weird because your part is like it through the okay what about this okay it's just like supportsociety.com you guys the hats are super cool yeah I actually feel like I'm gonna be wearing a hat a lot while I'm down here the weather is truly gorgina you know I had doubts about you moving to Florida I'm like this humidity and when you moved in the summer and when I came down I was like I was so right about this place this bitch is crazy I could never ever and it's such delightful weather I was wrong like

there really is a breeze it's warm but it's not unbearable and it's not humid no and this time of year there are days that are like cold yeah so that's nice it's nice I'm so happy to be here I had such a great time last night so oh you know what I started doing um just keep everyone abreast on the content. I started watching Ginny in Georgia. I heard your TV was on like really late. Okay, like 1130, I turned it off. I was like gonna text you like,

but I didn't want you to think I was like trying to tell you to turn it off, but I just wanted to text you and be like, that's crazy that you're watching TV so late. If you had texted me, I would have been like, oh my God, I'm getting kicked out. Like my TV's too loud. That's why I didn't text you,

but like I was surprised that you watched TV late I feel like you don't do that. Okay late it was 11 30. You're like granny. Yeah. You go to sleep earlier than me. I have a hard time sleeping like when I'm not in my own house like I have to stay up late make myself really tired so I don't lay there and I still laid there for 30 minutes. I laid for a while last night too I guess just all the excitement. I don't lay there and I still laid there for 30 minutes I laid for a while last night too I guess just all the excitement I don't actually think there's a worse experience no like a worse part of being human than being like awake at night not being able to sleep having a lot on your mind like going to the doomsday like you know what if everyone I love dies like it is literally the worst part of being alive and you can't convince me otherwise yeah especially when like

then it's getting later I had to wake up a little earlier today and just like yeah you're like if I fall asleep the hours are taking by I'm gonna get six hours of sleep and then you're like okay now it's five and a half it's literally the worst thing ever but I was still so happy to be here I slept next to Harry you know his and I room his and I's rooms are right next to each other so I felt like at peace and I maybe I couldn't sleep because i felt protective i'm like i'm technically the first line of defense in this house you know you and theo me and theo and let's be real in a crisis theo's absolutely useless his hearing is gone his hearing is gone he's so lazy he's out of shape but bryce that's where bryce steps up you can't move a muscle yeah without

such like an attention whore he's so cute that's dry the boys had a great morning this morning You can't move a muscle without rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. Such like an attention whore. He's so cute, that's Trice. The boys had a great morning this morning. Jackie just happened to have Bruno's grooming appointment today. So you know Theo had to like. I'll take one too. Yeah, and he took the first appointment like a true older brother would.

And he looks great. He got his anal glands expressed. He's feeling really, really good and strong. This is a good start to his week. It is. And it's like this is going to, a strong Bryce and strice week. Bryce isn't here because he is getting groomed right now, but then they'll be on the show while we, cause they like being in studio with us when we're together and they're gonna

be looking their best. And that's really like, you love to see that for them. Yeah. If we can't, they can. They might as well. We're looking great. Cause we have our new hat. So we'll wear it to the party tonight.

I was going to ask if you were going to wear your hat to the party tonight. Of course ask if you were gonna wear your hat to the party tonight of course what else would i wear that is like oh by the way your mic flag is upside down um engagement engage oh speaking of things we fucked up oh yeah let's correct issue a correction from yesterday i'll let jackie speak because it was her fuck up justin baldoni is playing ryle right apparently it's pronounced Riley. Said who? Colleen, like when she was in her TikTok. She's like, to me it's Ryle. R-Y-L-E, first of all, bad name. I'm not gonna lie, I couldn't watch that TikTok. Bad name. Did you watch the whole TikTok? No, I skipped, um, cause the first like two minutes were like, she bought a house for her mom. I'm so happy for her, but like I don't care. Yeah. So I skipped to like where, um, the captions said Blake Lively, you know?

Oh, okay. Um, so he's playing Ryle which is even worse idea at least by saying it was atlas like we were giving it we're making it sound better because like just based on that picture that they kept using like he looks more like an atlas not like a riley yeah and his name i'm sorry cannot be riley like agreed not that's not an to spell riley r-y-l-e is not a name. No, it's Ryle. If it was Riley, she would have spelled it like two E's or R I L E Y. It's Ryle. Like Kyle. Like Kyle.

Like it's Ryle. It's Ryle. And then, oh, um, the other thing was about Brock Purdy is the third string. Right. Jimmy Garoppolo. I thought he was like our star quarterback. He was already a number two. I guess number one was some guy who obviously is hurt.

How could it be some guy? I hadn't heard his name. I mean, I don't watch that much football really. And I get my information from like whatever I see in that moment on TV and like what pop culture, Zach Weinreb and Zach Shapiro are saying. But never once was it mentioned that there was a third guy. A hundred percent. So like literally how would I know that?

No clue. But we were just like spewing lies yesterday on the show. But like when I think of the 49ers, like everyone has their quarterback that like, you know, and it's Jimmy Garoppolo. That's what I thought, but it's not.

I need to know. But you know what? That just makes what the 49ers did this season That much more of an accomplishment Because not only were they Not on their first string quarterback They weren't even on their second string So you know what

They could be sad They didn't make it to the Super Bowl They could be proud of the work That they did With some third string nobody Okay Who's now a star by the way Okay

Just want to say It says first Jimmy Garoppolo Second Brock Purdy On this depth chart from the 49ers dot com. It sounds like everyone owes me an apology. Well, here's the other question is like now that the season is over and Josh Johnson is

number three, you guys, Jackie, what are you talking about now that the season is over and everyone's going to, you know, take some time off and heal when they get back to the field for spring training? Who's the quarterback? I think that they're going to have to duke it out yeah maybe someone gets traded like maybe the 49ers realize they have like two valuable players like they could switch it up have zero though because that's what we saw because everyone's injured yeah no you need two good quarterbacks I think that they will each like have to get in practice and prove who deserves to be first string like there it

should be a meritocracy yeah no I no, I think it will be. That'll be awkward for sure. Yeah, but it happens, you know, it happens all the time. 100%. Where like the older guy has to take a back seat and how does that make him feel? Is this still what he wants to do? Maybe not.

Maybe not. And I feel like today, you know, I saw, we got a lot of feedback from yesterday's episode, mostly that we were wrong about the casting of Ryle. But from a lot of straight males, I think they really kind of connected with our content. And I think today we might have some straight males listening. So to them, I say, sup dude, cowabunga,

and I'll see you out on the slopes. Yeah, and I would say also, I don't know if today's episode is going to be for you. Like it's very back to basics. I think all five stories are about females. Actually, actually, no, we do have an NFL adjacent story. Love that. So you should stick around and you should stick around. I think we might surprise you straight boys.

I think that you'll be shocked at what you see here and how much you're enjoying it and how truly funny women can be. I think it'll be surprising. Yeah. I'm excited for you guys to go on this journey and feel free to make yourselves known. Leave a comment on YouTube. Where are you from? What do you do?

How'd you get here? Always curious about our straight male toasters. Yeah. I feel like they're all just like husbands who have to listen in the car and now maybe they'll listen like a little less begrudgingly. Less begrudgingly. begrudgingly yeah that's what I think well that means we're just helping toasters in need yeah it's not even Wednesday and bringing toasters together like I like it would be amazing if there was a podcast that

Zach and I both loved like we would like sit and listen and crack up yeah I feel crack up I feel like when it when they're like maybe it'll be new heights when there are couples who like love podcasts it's always like the wife loves the toast and the guy loves PMT, you know? Oh, what's that one stand for? My take. But where are you getting this information?

Just like from what I see on social media, like it's like, I do believe like in a lot of like we are the female equivalent of PMT, like a daily show. Oh, okay. I think that's like what the vibe is out there. I've never listened to PMT.

I'm sure they're great, but I think that's like who we are in the landscape I've never listened to PMT I'm sure they're great but I think that's like who we are in the landscape of podcasting I'm pretty sure I've never thought about that well I've thought like if they're you know who are we the female equivalent of honestly new heights but they're weekly and but they're brethren they're brethren but they are weekly and like maybe in in the off, they'll go to daily. I love that. But when you really think about podcasting, it's the modern radio.

And people, weirdly, podcasts are a weekly thing. But radio is a daily thing. Like you have a daily show. So I think the, I think I'm right about like the female equivalent. No, it makes sense because it's like our entertainment is their sports. Yeah. It's every day. Yeah. But it's just one main host, no? No. It's a, is it brethren? No, it's every day yeah but it's just one main host no no it's a is it brethren no it's not

brethren but it's the guys you know them the guys I know the one the moustache yeah big cat big cat yeah you know he's a father and a mother I know and I'm not sure about the other guy but like I feel like like I feel like there's another guy. And it's not KFC. No, no, no. I think he, like, kind of looks like KFC. I really have no idea, but wishing them the best. Yeah, they're tops.

They're tops? Like, top of the charts. They're gay? Oh, my God, no. You know, tops is an adjective. Where I come from? In the book i was just reading like they were like this house is taught she was like why aren't you happy marjorie this house is tops oh my husband like yeah where i come from tops is a noun i mean i guess where i come from it

could also be an adjective no it's like you're a top it's's a noun. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But that's the thing about language. Constantly changing. Yeah. Yeah. So I feel. I feel like it's time. I'm looking at the. The clock.

The clock and it's like, it's totally time. What is the clock saying? The clock saying it's time. To dive in. To. To what? The past life stories that you need to know yet.

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place to do that, betterhelp.com slash toast. So true. So while you were doing that, I was doing a little research on part of my take. Okay. And the name of Big Cat's co-host is PFT Commenter. Yeah. He has long hair. Okay. But like, that's why we probably couldn't name him. There's only so many acronyms I can.

He's PFT Commenter and his real name is Eric Sollenberger. Right. That's why we didn't know his name because he don't have a name. And what I also found to be interesting was I went to the sports category to see what and his real name is Eric Sullenberger. Right, that's why we didn't know his name because he don't have a name. And what I also found to be interesting was I went to the sports category to see where PMT ranks. It's number two today because New Heights is number one.

It all comes back to the Kelsey Brethren. Everyone is feeling the same way that we're feeling about brother v. brother and they want to hear what the Kelsey brethren have to say about it. Have you seen the viral photo of their mom, which she'll be wearing to the Super Bowl? Yeah, where it is a custom jersey, half Eagles, half Chiefs queen. We love we love an equally supportive queen. Yeah.

I mean, she must be really torn. Like, no, not torn. Travis Kelsey was asked in the press press conference after the game like you know this is huge like what are you feeling he was like I just know this is no one's gonna have more fun at the Super Bowl than my mom oh of course she can't lose she can't lose but it's just it's literally so crazy no it's the craziest thing it's she's a like she doesn't have the best seat in the house shut it down i need whoever's sponsoring the super bowl i need like apple music to get this woman like a box on the field no she needs

a 50 yard line first row and then i think like a butler if then at halftime she goes to the other side that's good to support the other son that's really good somebody just needs to make sure she's like taken care of to the highest degree and that like at maybe she sits like at the 50 yard line and then at the end zone and then at the 50 yard she'll work around each quarter like a clock 12 o'clock three o'clock six o'clock nine o'clock we need a channel that's like just camera on her we actually you know if i worked in marketing right now and i was working on the super bowl like i would try and get to her because a million eyes on her have We actually, you know, if I worked in marketing right now, and I was working on the Super Bowl, like,

I would try and get to her, because a million eyes on her. we have to get her on the toes. I know. I mean, she obviously respects podcasting her sons. Yeah. Maybe she,

like, is a toaster, and she was like, these sisters do it, like, why not you? Oh my God, were we the inspiration for New Heights?

When did New Heights come out? It definitely feels relatively new, or maybe people were only caring about it in the last couple of months because the possibility of two brothers being in the Super Bowl was like a potential thing. So crazy. And also there's a clip from, they also, Jackie, they vodcast too.

And there's a clip of like a moment on the podcast that's going crazy viral because the other brother, Jason, has kids. And the daughter like ran into the podcast and sat on the dad's lap. And she's like, hi, Uncle Trav or whatever. What's Travis? Travis. That's his name? Yeah.

Catching Kelsey. Travis Kelsey. I really think his first name is catching. She's like, hi, Uncle Travi. And Travis Kelsey is like so hot. And he's like, hey, baby girl, how you doing? And like that moment of him like being like, hey, baby girl, there's like a million views on this video. He looks so hot.

So it's just like, it's even more press for the podcast. This is honestly podcast press. A podcaster could only dream of. You could only dream of. I think you and I should join the WNBA. And you know what? If we want to be even more irrelevant than we are now, that's what we should do.

Justice for the NBA, WNBA. Yeah, but like everyone wants justice for the WNBA, but no one wants to watch and support. No one even wants to like just turn the channel on and walk out of the room. It's so true. I feel like people are always talking about like the imbalance in sports.

I mean, look at the WNBA and the people who say that have never once bought a ticket, a t-shirt, a subscription. Couldn't be caught dead watching. Like, where do you even watch? Such an important question. I know that the Liberty, I think that's the, that might be the D-League men's team, not the WNBA. I think that's Liberty.

I know that they play at MSG, but it's like, you know, only a couple of rows of people. Middle of the day. It ain't right. It's really so sad. No but like it's. It's just like there's not a market for it. The market like it is what it is. No but it's like we all know what's wrong and we're all actively not helping No but it's like you can't force people to care about things that they don't care about. No I know. And this is meant to be entertainment like you get to choose what you are entertained by no i know are there any sports well outside of the olympics are more popular gymnastics that's the olympics okay but even like you know there are national level college and and women's is way more popular than men yeah

i feel like for a while soccer you could say in this country because women were so much better and they still are but even like you know 30 years ago like mia ham right you know i don't know who was doing that on the men's team in the u.s can i tell you a story so random that you brought up mia ham so when we were in belize we were out to dinner when we were playing this game where like a person would leave the table and we'd all come up with a celebrity um like we'd choose a celebrity and then were playing this game where like a person would leave the table and we'd all come up with a celebrity. Like we'd choose a celebrity and then they'd come back and like ask a million questions until they figured out what celebrity we were talking about.

And we tried to do like really random people. Like no one would choose like Kyle Richards for me. They chose like someone, I think somebody did like Putin, like so random. So for somebody, we chose Mia Hamm. Not only did the person who it was not know who Mia Hamm was, nobody at the table knew either. Like when we were all like coming up, it was just me and Becca. And we were like, you guys don't know Mia Hamm?

That's disgraceful. Who was it? I guess nobody knew. Nobody knew. Margot didn't know? I don't think Margot knew. She's a little young. Yeah.

I was just like, is Mia Hamm not like LeBron James? She's not LeBron James, but she's like she's like Billie Jean no she's like Nancy Kerrigan you know okay but like Nancy Kerrigan might have been unknown if she didn't get her knees bashed in yeah but like Mia Hamm might have been unknown if she wasn't an amazing like everyone has their story everyone has their thing oh my god that was like literally like girl boss gaslight repeat like that's not what we're saying no you're saying she like like Mia Hamm is known for being the goat and I'm trying to think of somebody else who's known for being the goat Nancy Kerrigan is known for getting her knees bashed in in a goat like way

literally okay someone a female who's known for being the goat like any of the Billie Jean King skaters that were like Michelle Kwan yeah yeah Billie Jean King is just figure skaters that were like. Michelle Kwan. Yeah. Yeah. Billy Jean King is just like, I barely know who that is. No. And Billy Jean King, I think is known more for like her, like she's obviously an amazing tennis player, but I think she's also known more for like the stride she made for women and like the gay community more than like, she's still like an amazing. If I was like, someone chose Billy Jean King for me, like maybe on my a thousandth question, I would have gotten.

I would never have guessed Billie Jean King. Do you want to play that game right now? Sure. Okay, let me think of someone so motherfucking random. It's hard because like I just wanted to choose the Kelsey brothers. You wanted to, so do I. Okay, I got one. Okay.

Am I a man or a woman? Sorry, it's only yes or no questions. Am I a woman? No. Am I a man? Yes. Am I an athlete? No. But I could be be am i an actor no

am i a singer no am i a celebrity yes my politician no uh am i a reality star no Am I an influencer? No Am I employed? Yes Elon Musk No I'm trying to think of someone random for you If I wanted to guess who would be Jackie's first guess I would have done Elon Musk Am I a businessman?

Yes Am I successful? Yes Am I like one of the ones? Adjacent No Am I liked by the hosts of The Toast? One of the ones. Adjacent. No. Am I liked by the hosts of The Toast?

I don't think they care. Am I discussed by the hosts of The Toast? Maybe once a year. Do I own a company? Am I a CEO? Kind of. Like, no, you're not, but you're like at the top of what you do. Jay Shetty?

No. Do I? You're like getting close. I can feel it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I? I'm at the top of what I do. Do I do TED Talks?

I don't think so. Am I in social media? No. Who the fuck am I? So I'm in business. Yeah, like you have a job. Oh, God. Am I Ben?

No, it's a celebrity. Oh, I'm a celebrity with a job. Man. Yeah. I feel like it's so easy now like go back to some of the earlier questions because you asked a question and i said no but like you were close because it was like a sports job a rod no am i former sports no am i former or am i am i famous for just business my business prowess oh am i jeff bezos no my bill gates no am i like i was like you're not far like

you're not am i american yes am i new york based i have no fucking idea i feel like you're circling the drain like like how so you're it sounds like kind of like a losery businessman like i actually thought i didn't choose random enough like you would get It sounds like kind of like a loser-y businessman. Like I actually thought I didn't choose random enough. Like you would get it so quick. And I'm not discussed by the host of the toast really. Like maybe once a year. Like I'm not telling you until you get it.

This is so hard. Answer our questions. Okay. So did I create my business? am i alive yes so i'm the ceo of a business someone else created yes and ceo was like a loose term i'm head of yes come on i literally don't know uh bob eiger no but like you're getting closer the other guy who just got fired no um ted sarandos no you're moving far further away okay back to disney bob eiger no back before that before bob eiger i was the c i i am the ceo of a company i did not create um but like not really a ce. If I told you his title,

it would give it away. Gary V? No. This game is hard. It is. Okay, I'll give you a clue. Okay, thank you. It's also hard

because there's a clock. Okay, I literally said his name yesterday randomly on the toast. Oh my God. That like really doesn't help me okay should i just tell you because like i'm sure the listeners want to kill i'm sure the listeners are baffled i feel like people might might have gotten it am i telling you give me one more clue okay so his job is like kind of um like polarizing in the sense of like a lot of people fucking

hate him and think he's like bad at his job. But it's just because they're like fanatics. How is it not Elon? It does sound like I'm describing Elon, but I'm not. His job. It can't be gratitude. No, I should have chose Greta. You should have. Yeah.

Okay. I give up. Okay. You want one more clue? Sure. Okay. Okay. Dave Portnoy is like biggest enemy.

Suit man? Sure. Okay. Dave Portnoy is like biggest enemy. No. Dave Portnoy. Roger Goodell. Oh my God. I would have never gotten that in my life. Because you asked, you said, is he an athlete? And I have to say no, but like I wish you said, does he work in sports? Claudia, I would have never gotten that in my life.

Isn't it a fun game? Yeah. I just wasn't. I was really thinking in the business sector. It's a great dinner party game. Feel free to take that with you to your next dinner party. And Roger Goodell is a good one. Yeah.

Soup man. Not us being like so barstool today. So barstool. Barstoolia. Are you ready for our stories? Barstoolia. Are you ready for our stories? Okay.

First story, switching gears. The Jonas Brothers get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. They wrap up their ceremony with an album announcement. Their upcoming record, The Album, arrives May 5th. The Jonas Brothers appeared in L.A. earlier yesterday to receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame with crowds of fans gathered to celebrate the honor nearly two decades into their career.

The sibling trio wanted to send them off with a gift too saying i think we should make a quick announcement we are excited to announce that our new album the album will be coming out may 5th so i just have to say i loved like all the content we got out of yesterday like priyanka was there with their baby and we had never seen the baby and then danielle was there with the kids sophie turner was there soph. Sophie Turner did not bring her child. She did too. Yes. She did not bring the kids.

So we still haven't seen those kids. I feel like she's like, we're never going to see them. Um, but like, was anyone else confused? I thought, I felt like Hollywood walk of fame was like literally for like actors.

Oh, not even actors, but like, you know, people at the end of a storied career, I feel like these days it's just like PR. No, I feel like whenever I hear about somebody getting a Hollywood Walk of Fame star,

I'm like, they didn't have one already. It's like really like a long-term thing. And I feel like the Jonas Brothers are still like in their prime. Yeah. At their peak, excuse me. And I feel like you don't get it at your peak. No, or that you shouldn't.

Like just, that's something that you could do when you're less busy and it's like your legacy. Right. But I just kind of feel like it's like peak. No, or that you shouldn't. Like just that's something that you could do when you're less busy and it's like your legacy. Right. But I just kind of feel like it's like, you know, Madame Tussauds. Like it's like I want one. They want me. Let's do it. I feel like the Walk of Fame still has like a little bit of integrity.

Like Madame Tussauds has no integrity. I agree. No, I think Madame Tussauds is still cool. And the Walk of Fame is still cool. But like it's not like, you know, the Hall of Fame. No, but the thing is with Madame Tussauds like people's come in and out so you can be really hot and like very famous and then like years later fade into relevancy and then you go to a warehouse you go to a warehouse or another country they bring in new people it's like a it's like a rotating door

but the walk of fame is like there's only so much real estate there's a lot of sidewalks like yeah you but like technically we could go on forever technically you could but like it's it lives forever yeah so it's more permanent and that's why I feel like they wait till like someone's really year after year after year after year been like super super famous and I don't know they're just so young like they're in their 30s I don't know yeah no way it was definitely surprising but I feel like it was it's like a PR thing at this point yeah and it was a gorgeous Morgan Stewart was, it's like a PR thing at this point. Yeah, and it was a gorgeous, Morgan Stewart was there. It was like a really celeb. I also always find it interesting

who the celebrities ask to come. Like that's how you know who like their actual friends in Hollywood are, not just like media friends. Like Andy Cohen, of course, had John Mayer. Like I always find it really interesting. Like what other celebrities- So who did they invite? The McGraws, their family.

I think that was it. Yeah, I didn't see anyone else of note but i just i find that interesting like the celeb friendships and who they have like speak on their behalf yeah well i think like mariah carey spoke at andy cohen's like andy's had like of course andy's like such like a star fucker andy's was like filled with celebrities yeah all three brethren spoke here i think i didn't see kevin speak but joe spoke and nick spoke but i'm sure kevin said yeah he did i'm ready for a new joe bro album i feel like it's been a long time me too so Kevin posted a video that was like teaser with a little bit of song and the song was good I feel like they released the album when they got back together and it was really good then they did like a couple

singles that like are not a part of the album because like whatever happened to the most underrated best song on the planet. What a man gotta do. What a man gotta do. To be totally locked up by you. That was good. So is that like on an album? Or is that gonna be on this album? You know what I mean?

Yeah, that's a good question. Let me go to. I just love that song. Yeah, that is a good song. Let me go to Happiness Begins, which was the last album that they released. Was that the first album together as a reunion? Yeah. So there's only been one. Yeah, this is like sucker.

Yeah. Okay, yeah, then What a Man Gotta Do. That's a good. Was that a single? Was that a single? I think it was. Who's in Your Head? Remember This?

But that was for the Olympics. No, and a lot of what they do is like a collab with marshmallow before you love me oh gotta leave before you love me all really good songs also um green light from sorry song land ryan tedder was there speaking of of course he was there to support he played a huge role in their comeback yes he did he was on their album happiness begins, does anyone else like, I feel like another Jonas brothers break. I don't want to like put this out in the either. I definitely feel as though another Jonas brothers breakup is like on the horizon. I feel

like there's such weirdness and tension, especially between Joe and Nick. Joe spoke yesterday and he said something that ensured that there won't be like, he said, I forget what it was exactly. From what I watch of something like you know we've been doing this for 20 years and we'll be doing it for 20 more okay I mean I perhaps I'm just reading into it like whenever I see people sharing you know I went to the Jonas Brothers at a Vegas residency I'm like always watching the dynamic between Nick and Joe and like I don't know if I'm just seeing stuff or I'm looking for stuff but I feel like there's like hatred there there's weirdness but I think at this point they figured out a way to work together where hopefully they can just be like co-workers when

they're working and then like brothers when they're not and not trying to like be up each other's butts yeah we are not everyone can be up each other's butts like no but it is my favorite place to be right and i can't imagine not being there not being and being like one way when we're working in another way when we're working in another way when we're with the family no me neither that would be so fucking weird right but like for you know millions of dollars right they'll figure it out for millions of dollars i'll act however you want me to act right right just when it's the difference between like literally being part of a band that can go on a world tour and make millions of dollars or you know trying out my

thing solo again we'll make it work. Yeah, and then there was like that weird thing like after they got back together, like Nick released a solo album that flopped, flopped, flopped, flopped. What album? Spaceman. Yeah.

And I feel, yeah. I feel as though he's been cured of wanting to go out on a solo career because like that was like kind of embarrassing. It was like such a flop. Yeah, Spud Chapman. I could use some space, man. Something like that.

That's Kelsey, Kacey Musgraves. No, that's you can have your space. Cowboy. No, his is like, I could use some space. Like something like that. Man. It wasn't like Spud Chapman. it wasn't and that's why it flopped should have talked to us 100 anyways it's really cute yeah i was excited for a new album new era

like to see these boys in spotlight doing their thing and i'm glad that they use their time off productively like many a baby were born yeah they made an album baby baby baby yeah it's great it's great mazel tov and i just love to see daniel jonas out here girly from new jersey like you know doing the most yeah and keeping up with everyone like she slays oh she slays and i just feel like her and kevin like they enjoy their life that's like so exciting but also so normal so grounded yeah no i think they've got the best of both worlds honestly i think if i could like in an ideal world like have to trade lives with any of the Yeah, no, I think they've got the best of both worlds. Honestly, I think if I could like in an ideal world, like have to trade lives with any of the Jonas Brothers, like I would probably want Kevin's.

Hundred percent. He gets like, you know, be in the studio with Ryan Tedder, go to the Grammys. But he also lives like this hella normal life. His kids are grown. He had kids earlier, so his kids are grown now. And I feel like they're just really enjoying the comeback. I don't know. I feel like they have a nice life.

I agree. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story Julia Fox is dismissing critics of her modest New York City apartment says it provides a sense of normalcy from her for her son so Julia Fox went viral on TikTok last week so viral she did an apartment tour of her New York City apartment where she lives with her son Valentino and it was not what you would maybe think when you think of where does Julia Fox live right and when you think of Julia Fox live literally also just when you think of Julia Fox she's like this it girl fashion girl and I think

a lot of people were shocked because you know when you see someone in fashion you think like fashion is rich but I feel like actually if you like work in fashion and like you're not like born into like a rich family there's actually not a lot of money in like being a socialite yes but I think there's two things it's like I don't know how much money she makes or how much money she has but she's consciously decided to live a certain way and that is modestly and she said in this follow-up video that she just posted like this is the apartment that she brought her son home to when she gave birth to him she gave birth to him a year before she started dating Kanye I do think like her fortunes have changed a little bit yeah but she wants to keep

a sense of normalcy for him so the apartment is technically a two-bedroom yeah but she took her her bedroom and she put her bed in the living room so that her bedroom could be Valentino's playroom which was so cute and then like she shows the apartment which has a lot of stuff in it like New York City apartments do and then she shows Valentino's room which is like a child's dream playhouse I have to say it actually really like it was it was a chaotic tutorial and like her house was messy and you know what whatever but the way like her whole house was like so chaotic and then her son's bedroom was like architectural digest it actually made me way like her whole house was like so chaotic. And then her son's bedroom was like architectural digest. It actually made me really like her, like how she like really, um,

doesn't care about like really anything except the welfare and happiness of her kid. And I thought that was like really sweet. Yes. I thought that was really sweet too. Except then when I saw Valentino's room, I was like, Oh, he has everything that he needs in his room. It's a little paradise. Like you could put your bedroom back in the bedroom, put bed back in the bedroom because like it's not like that playroom like had that much going on and like if I'm Valentino I'd rather play in my room yeah plus she said that Valentino doesn't even sleep in his room he sleeps with her so they're both sleeping in the living room and there's two bedrooms yeah but I just feel like for her it's not about what makes sense you know like she's just like our chaotic like all over the place girly like logic

doesn't go here no and so I really did appreciate like how much her life revolves around her son and like whatever space she does have she's going to maximize it for Valentino until she said that there's mice yeah and that they're chilling and that like she she like leaves food for them and like their pets she's not actively trying to exterminate the roaches and the rats no like Valentina will drop crumbs and like they know that overnight their mice friends will clean it up yeah no and I'm all about you know protecting animals but I do think she's taking it a little far um and that's just for me personally not cool yeah yeah but that's the thing about Julie Fox is like and I think that's I don't know if she's doing it intentionally,

but it's definitely a part of her success is like, she's kind of crazy. I think that's just who she is. Yeah. Anyways. So she posted another video live from her birthday trip in the Bahamas talking about the reaction. She said, um,

that I know, uh, I don't know. She noted at the time that she knew she was going to get roasted, but she said, despite anticipating some haters, she was surprised at the negative response she received and posted a video in response saying, quote, I really wasn't expecting my apartment tour to go so viral. People are really freaking out over it. It's really just not that deep.

This just happens to be the apartment that I took my son home from the hospital in. So it's his home. It's really is Valentino's apartment. It's like a sentimental thing. That's kind kind of why I'm like even though I could probably afford a bigger place probably because I am in New York after all it's about having that sense of normalcy from Valentino she added that she hopes her son will grow up being in touch with reality because quote I grew up in the real world believe it or not so I just want my son to have the same she also said that she didn't want her son to be a quote fucking prick no for sure for sure. And by the way, the apartment, when you look past the crap everywhere, it's like a really nice big two bedroom in New York City. Like that's still an expensive apartment.

Just didn't look it because like it was just kind of like a tornado had ran through it. Yeah, it was still. And I'm sure it's in a great part of town. Like it's still an expensive apartment. And I'm sure I'm assuming she rents it. Yeah. I don't think people had it took umbrage with like the size of the apartment two bedroom in new york it's a two bedroom in new york she's like a big kitchen lives in a neighborhood that she wants to be in but it was just the stuff yeah there was a lot of um stuff ashes of friends oh

yeah there was a lot of shoe boxes in the kitchen yeah relatable which like in New York City you cannot keep shoe boxes like I know you can't want to like for resale like it's yeah but you got to get rid of them so true and they go for the same amount whether you have the box or not so much she needs a little bit like she's like a home organizer to come over yeah yeah she does yeah I'm speaking of like viral tiktok and she's not listening home organizer to come over yeah yeah she does yeah I'm speaking of like viral tiktok and she's not listening to us no and you know what respect like I kind of love people who don't fucking listen to anyone I love I really like that she does not give a fuck no one's gonna say something that's gonna make her change her mind I should go clean my

house like fuck off um but speaking of viral tiktok it's worth mentioning I know you're probably not keeping abreast on the Michaela situation no No, I was going to ask you. Michaela has still not said a word. Okay. I have a new theory. And also it's kind of adjacent to our next story, which is about Jeffree Star. Yes. Who is back at it.

And fans are freaking out because he posted some photos with, quote, his new NFL boyfriend. And everybody is trying to figure out who it is. Yeah. So he set off wild speculation as he posted a photo of him on a private jet with his quote NFL boyfriend and fans are desperately trying to identify the mystery player. Even going so far as zooming in, they posted a picture of him holding hands and they like found a little freckle on his hand. Oh my God.

They're like, it's an identifier and they're trying to find football players with an identifier. Who are 6'6". Because he's taller than jeffrey no and jeffrey said my six six nfl player oh in one of his tweets yeah but that's what's so funny about the mckayla thing is like so you know jeffrey also made a return last week he came in response to mckayla in response to mckayla he made a video he's back reviewing makeup and he reviewed the telescopic mascara that set off you know set the world on fire and everyone was like living for it and it was all these people who are like, I hate Michaela. She needs to be held accountable.

And it's like, okay, so you're going to lose your mind. And these are the same people who like a year ago was like, Jeffrey star is problematic. So it's like, you're so like the internet is so unscrupulous. And everyone's like, we're against cancel culture. And you said something last week that like resonated so deeply within my soul. Because, you know, we're now at the place where it's like, everyone agrees cancel culture. And you said something last week that like resonated so deeply within my soul because, you know, we're now at the place where it's like everyone agrees cancel culture.

It's like most most people agree cancel culture is not the vibe. And it's like it's like embarrassing if you're out here like canceling people. Like if you were to, you know, take and say and be like, I'm pro cancel culture, like you're a fucking loser. So now it's like, yeah, we all we're not on board cancel culture anymore. But the people who still like want to cancel people, they now call it holding people accountable. That's like the new word. When I see that on my radar.

And so everyone's like, we need to hold Michaela accountable because she lied. Michaela lied. Bush died. Michaela lied. People died. So it's those people who are like, I'm just holding her accountable. And those are the same people who two years ago were like, I cannot believe that you would use like a Jeffree Star lip gloss.

Like, you know what he's done. So it's like, they're so unscrupled. Like, it's just, it's just whenever it's popular, are you going to be like, we're holding Jeffree accountable? So it's like, we're now, you said, you know, Jeffree Star said and did horrible things. You'll never support him. But now Michaela, maybe be more a false slash. And so you're going to go back.

That's this whole saga has really shown how fucking dumb people are. And I'm living for it. Yes. So I like Jeffree's video. He, you know. He came for Mikaela. He came for a little bit. He acknowledged like she's a new queen of beauty and like people are coming for reviews.

And he did say like one thing that I like struck a chord with me. It's like and the way that I feel is like, Mikaela, if you want to wear a lash or like you want to do a little like false promo to sell more mascara, like that's fine. And then maybe if you did lie about it, I want to get to the lie after. But like if she lied, like she has only hurt herself.

She has shot her credibility because being a successful influencer, especially in the beauty space, is all about like people believing you. So if you lie, you are hurting yourself and your business. My new theory is that she did not wear a false lash, but that she ended her video with a filter on. Yeah.

To like make herself like look pretty. And by the way, TikTok filters, like the popular ones, smooth your skin and add a lash. Right. Like even Instagram filters, like they add a lash. And so that that like I did see the shadow that people are talking about and I think it was a filter so when she commented back I did not wear a lash she wasn't lying she wasn't lying but she enhanced her look with a filter and like I know people really don't like when people do beauty reviews yeah beauty tiktokers

use filters with a filter and on principle I totally it. But like there have been so many times, and I guess if you're getting paid, it's a little different. But like so many times I'll be like, oh, I want to show this lipstick. And like, I'm wearing a filter because like I'm human and I want to look my best. Of course.

And like, you could still see what the lipstick looks like. No? No, I know. It's a little different when like you're selling a mascara and the filter literally has lashes. It's like a little too on the nose. But I feel like maybe in her mind, it's it's like okay I showed the mascara how it works and now here's my final look filter she wasn't wearing lashes the whole time it was just in the final frame so maybe it was

like finished look I'm a beauty queen I totally get what you're saying it's really hard for me to care you know what I mean I know but once like I feel like a lot of people feel this way it's like when I'm not in this conversation, I'm like, Mikayla did or didn't. Yeah. Whatever. The world goes on. When I start talking about it, I'm like, well, how many lashes did she wear?

Like people literally zooming in and counting the clumps. I'm like, if she just wore one lash, then maybe when she said, I'm not wearing lashes, it wasn't a lie. Because it wasn't plural. I like that. So if she put on a strip, it's just a one. But my new theory is. Filter. I'm done.

I'm feeling myself. Here's my final look. Finalize everything with a filter. And she just didn't think. That it would go as viral as it did. I mean, the video is at like 50 million views. She has still not responded. I just wanted to update you.

I'm literally obsessed with the whole thing. I'm so curious. I love this for her. I love this L'Oreal I don't know how it ends I hope I hope also I hope she's okay because she's gone through like a lot of she has a lot of backlash recently no and she's been very vocal she's like a lot of mental health problems she's like had depression since she was 16 I do feel like um like the possibility of her like not being okay is like very real. I don't think she's someone who handles this stuff well. And it's a little scary to think about. Like I saw a video of her crying because she was going to try on wedding dresses.

Yeah, no, it was like a very like everyday normal thing that like sent her over the edge. Joyous thing. Yeah, like she was hysterically crying and she has body image issues and she was explaining why and she's totally valid if you're so fragile yeah uh you know on a day such as that like to hear the ire of the entire internet like millions of people calling you a liar never gonna so I'm just saying you guys like seriously stop because it's like one of these people is not going to be able to handle it no by the way I completely agree like the way the internet just ascends and like people feel so valid they're like we're allowed to um criticize her like we gave her this platform

she's buying her wedding dress with money we gave her like people feel so entitled and like feel such ownership of you that I do feel like we are not far away from like the internet taking it too far one of these times yes people are not okay no and like not everyone especially like when someone is an influencer they typically turn to the internet because like they might have social anxiety they might be shy like especially when in the early days of the internet like people who were went online were because like real world wasn't like it was too hard they were having a hard time connecting with people and so they they found like-minded people on the internet and like, it still doesn't change who you are as like maybe an introverted person

who's like not going to be able to handle this stuff well. No, but also what's so interesting, especially with people who get famous on TikTok is it happens so fast. And I think with other influencers, like they go at it for years and years and they have time to like build this exterior. Whereas like with Mikaela. you experience things on a small scale which right

next time you uh you have like you know how to handle it yeah and then they get bigger and bigger but you're getting stronger and stronger yeah but with TikTok like this overnight success like I think Remy Bader is a great example Michaela like overnight like getting a million followers and having no time to prepare it's not anything like a normal human being can handle. No. Even like someone who's been in the game for so long. Still struggles. There are so many things that say, human beings, if you think back,

this was in the social dilemma. Yes. If you think back hundreds of years, the way that the internet happened has been in such a short time frame, and the human brain was never meant to process more than like a handful of people's opinions about you. So this is very unnatural. Yeah.

So I just think like everyone needs to calm down. Like that's, that's always my message. Yeah. So it wasn't a lash. And also Jeffrey star is a new boyfriend. No one has figured it out. There are no leads.

Like I don't think the internet always figures something out. Jeffrey's like actually giving us nothing. Like this could be like an actual actor. Yeah it could be. Maybe like the pilot on the plane wants to speak out. Right. Or the flight attendant. No we know nothing. We know nothing. But I'm happy Jeffrey's back because I love a little Jeffrey in my life. I do too. Like there was a time when I was so obsessed with him. So obsessed. I'm not anymore but I do feel like. like because he doesn't give anything to like yeah but even towards the end like

when he was like doing more shane dawson stuff i was like i was over it like the way that i can't believe i own that fucking palette like which one conspiracy yeah of course like i bought makeup from shane dawson no make it literally why literally why make it make sense no the way that whole phenomenon had this culture in a fucking chokehold. People would say to me, like, Jack, you're so mentally strong, like, you can never, like, join a cult or, like, be that. I bought makeup from Shane Dawson. Right.

No, literally. Literally. It's, like, embarrassing. Well, you know what's even more embarrassing? I tried and I didn't even get it. And then I got a PR package with it in. Like, I tried and failed. Yeah, get it. And then I got a PR package with it in. Like, I tried and failed. Yeah, I guess.

No, but like. I actually still have a couple Jeffree Star palettes. Like, the orgy one is very good. I think he's like a good voice in the beauty community. It was Jeffree who like. Who made us care. We don't care about Shane Dawson. Ew.

Yeah, we were like, Jeffree put his Jeffree Star stamp. No, and like, we knew. Like, it was like, the theme of the palette was Shane. Which like, why? The theme of the palette was shane which like why um the theme of the palette was shane but like the company and the aesthetic and everything was all jeffree that's why we bought it we watched this docuseries of like shane getting into makeup which like he had never once worn makeup never once cared about makeup like why why no I don't know like it was actually it was the power of influencers and is it way Claudia like I remember when it came out we were like in LA that week and like the way we had to download the episode for the plane oh is that what

happened like the last episode the last episode I remember like I binged watched them on the flight there and then on the way home like the last one was coming out. Like, and we just would not have been okay if we couldn't watch. That's so unlike us. Shane Ross and making makeup. It's really about Jeffrey though. And like Jeffrey is so fascinating. We went through like a year where we were obsessed with Jeffrey. But like that's.

That's just how the internet. So weird. It's just a fun fact about us, you know. Like a lot of us. Yeah. No, we were all obsessed by the way. It wasn't just me and Jackie. No, no, we, not not at all we were honestly a little late to the bandwagon yeah we were and then when shopify was down and like we were all freaking remember when the palette

came out and then there was a video that showed a color that didn't make the cut that green and then they were going to release another palette with just adding the green yeah and we would have bought that for the green a color i've never worn no and honestly in my whole life the way you're describing it is like something i would have done when i was actually 11 and when i tell you this was two years ago no like the way i'm describing it's like as if kim and kylie were like i was i never was a jeffree star fan before the series but like he's a captivating figure but like yeah why am i buying a shane dawson theme palette no i have no idea okay moving on before we continue something to chew on for today more of our shame spiral is brought to you by caraway new year new kitchenware with caraway start your year off right with non-toxic kitchenware so you

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she was even more forthcoming to Screen Rant saying that she's sadly not in season three potentially in the future but season three I'm just excited to watch as a viewer honestly like after season one the idea of her not being in season two was like not even conceivable to me and now like I really get how the show works like you get so being in season two was like not even conceivable to me. And now like, I really get how the show works. Like you get so invested in the next couple. Like we don't need Kate from last season and her husband, Phoebe's brother.

We honestly don't need anyone. Like they really, like you get involved and then you move on. Like, you know, they live happily ever after. Well, we do need the Viscount because it's about the brother.

It's about the brother. Yeah. Um, but I would just like one since the Duke wasn't ever there. There's not like more they can really build on with him and Phoebe. But if I were Phoebe, like I would always want to come back to the show and like be on the next season. Just like, hey, guys, I'm here. Still here.

So popular. It's so popular. And like she's doing other movies and shows. But it's like I would just always want to like have my foot in. It's probably not that easy. And maybe they were like, OK, your time here is done like maybe it was a mutual decision not her just leaving but if it were me like i'd want to you know get in there and be like yeah get my five minutes brother let me help you of course brother you've got to get

married yeah of course it's literally the number one show in the world yeah so like that's just me but i feel like you know with these actors they're like oh no constantly biting the hand that feeds them they're like yeah my character she arced they always love that um i'm really excited for the season focusing on penelope i feel like this has to be like a culmination of sorts because she is i know i'm kind of like not excited because i think she's a wench i know she was being really fucking wenchy at the end of season two and i know everyone like ships her and colin but I think she's kind of toxic. Oh, you want my water that you made fun of?

I'm like choking over here. I didn't make fun of you. I just asked you to move it off the table. Last sip. Ew, like backwash. I feel like you don't backwash. You're so clean. Yeah, no, because I don't put my whole mouth on it like that.

Jesus fucking Christ. Just like that. Yep. Oh, God, it's made it worse um so i'm kind of like not rooting for penelope i think colin deserves someone tabula rasa not someone who messed with him all these years do you think that they don't end up together like is that a possibility i'm not rooting for it oh wow just because like she's oh she's so selfish she was being like a like a whiny bitch and like she did all that stuff with marina like a few seasons ago and i know like you love him but like you're playing with people's lives yeah yeah no she's like constantly wielding her power like

for evil yeah except like marina did end up in a good situation and a very good happened yeah but still like it's not you can't play god you can't yeah she's kind of a wench but like i do love her she's just like like she's just like sad yeah maybe she needs some humbling yeah and i'm sure i'm sure she'll get it yeah because also her friend like knows her friend knows and didn't they lose their money yes but she like has this thriving business right right she's like literally like a local business owner yeah which you do love to see like girl boss girl shop local like she definitely is on square space she's definitely girl bossing a little too close to the sun that's the thing yeah um so i'm excited for season three like this makes no difference to the storyline but it's crazy because it's like she is bridgerton

yeah but like she wasn't even bridgerton last season like i don't think of her anymore phoebe as like the face of bridgerton when when i found out she was gonna be Bridgerton last season like I don't think of her anymore Phoebe as like the face of Bridgerton when when I found out she was gonna be in season two I was like am I even gonna watch but now I understand like we focus on a different couple every season I don't care that she's not gonna be in it yeah especially you're right since her boyfriend isn't yeah no and he had such a bright future like he left the show what the fuck is he doing now he should be in season three right are you ready for our fifth and final story final story yeah wedding bells for abigail breslin who married ira she married ira kunjansky nearly

one year after their engagement is pretty low-key she captioned a close-up photo close-up photo of her diamond ring saying y'all your girl got married y'all and then y'alls no no no this it was yeah girl got married y'all confusing and then the next day she posted like more photos from the wedding and shared more but it was like a real wedding she didn't just like wake up one day and say i think i'll get married today no it's like a full affair with a party dress and they're doing what looks to be the horror. Oh, is he Jewish? Is she Jewish? What was his last name? Kunyansky, he could be.

Like for me, I know we've seen so many different stages of Abigail Breslin's life. She will always be Little Miss Sunshine to me. And like the fact that Little Miss Sunshine is married is a beautiful thing. To me, she'll always be his Chanel number five. I know that. Which is so crazy

because it was like a blip on the radar, but I'm like, Oh, okay. So where are the other Chanel's there? And were they nicer? Finally, did she have them as bridesmaids?

I am curious. Who are her celebrity friends? Well, I feel like that article would have mentioned like, you know, Emma Roberts. Yeah. But there's also not that much content out yet.

So like maybe if Emma was there, like she just hasn't shared from the wedding. Like Billy Lord. I feel like her and Billy Lord were friends. Yeah. Maybe Lee and Michelle.elle right so i don't know but i feel like she's has like a star-studded group of friends i also feel like she's like majorly pulled back from the industry so like maybe she doesn't yeah yes and no i need to watch little miss sunshine again it's been far too long yeah are you okay your mic is falling apart engagement engagement um okay well happy for her happy for us getting through another amazing show yeah

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