The Toast - You'll Never Work in This Town Again: Friday, April 12th, 2024

Episode Date: April 12, 2024

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Good morning Millennials and welcome back to The Toast. It's Friday. Hope everyone's doing well, feeling fine, giving Fri-yay energy. It's Fri-yay energy for sure. We're back together. We are. It's a very joyous Friday. We have so much to celebrate. So many cause to celebrate. So many raison d'etre's, right? So many joie de vivre's? So many joie de vivre. So many joie de vivre. Today is Friday. It's giving well-deserved. It's giving conclusion.

Yeah, to this week, I guess, yeah, because next week, next show, you're gone. Oh my God, I didn't even put together this is my last show on earth.

No, it's my last show for a week. Yeah, so next week is guest co-host with me. I have such a fun week lined up. But wow, a lot's going to happen between this show and the next show. We're going to be properly celebrated. We have a full day today.

We have our party tomorrow. Then I'm going home. Then I'm starting toast guest co-host week. It's going to be really fun. Wow, busy, busy. Busy, busy. Busy bee. So today is just kind of giving you know it's kind of the last

time we can talk about toastiversary this year this year oh this year it's crazy that toastiversary happens every year actually but we're acting not on this level no it does not on this level that's what i just keep trying to say is like why why now? Why this year have we just decided, balls to the walls, we're going to make the biggest deal out of this? This time last year, you were pregnant. Yeah, that was cerclage. You were having a cerclage.

We were not like stopping to smell the roses. No, I think I posted an IG story like, happy five years of toast, wow. Right, we didn't make reels that went viral. No, certainly not. I don't even think I posted to my grid. So this year's just different. Also five is different than six. Some would argue it's

smaller than six. You know? But in some ways it's bigger? Question mark? No but I feel good that we just landed on the number six. And I feel good that we just used it as an excuse to throw a party to have you here. Jackson, New York nothing better. Like we had a girly swirly night out last

night. We did. We had dinner. We had drinks. It was fabulous. Yeah we had a lot of fun. Not to like rub it in. Rub it in because you guys like weren't invited and you never will be. Okay. But like it was so good to see the girlies. Especially you haven't seen a lot of the girlies in so long. Yeah. IRL. Such a fun night with friends. Friendships are so important. You know what's so funny? I was actually thinking that at the table last night. Like, it's so good to have friends. Yeah. And it's like, we all get caught up in our own lives, but it's so... It's really just great perspective just to, like,

chat with the girlies, hear about them, they hear about you. It makes you realize, like, I feel like you get so in the weeds and stuff, and sometimes you just need to download on your friends. I completely agree. And I, too, looked around the table and I said, good, good girls. said good good girls. These are good girls. We had a good time. We had good food. Good food. We drank awesome shooters.

We listened to awesome music and we did indeed soak up each other's awesomeness. And that's kind of if you're feeling like Jackson I look like a little weary a little tired. It's because we gave it all to the girly swirly night out. Like yeah. Emotionally. And I'm not even talking about it wasn't that crazy. I was home by 10. Like it was it was an emotional dinner I gave I gave all of me to dinner you were emotional you were oh my god we're talking about Charlie we got a little choked up but no I wasn't emotional I just mean like I gave so much of myself my my social battery I left it all at the restaurant I left it all in that little corner booth yeah it was a great table too you've got a round table which is just so far superior half booth round table. Round tables

I feel are you know they're not ergonomical. You know in a restaurant I feel you want to fit in as many people as you can to a restaurant which I think you know in New York when you're trying to make your rent that's what you do. Square tables are the answer. But round tables if you can afford the luxury are that a luxury. They're palatial. They're stately. No one was left out of the combo. I don't feel like I didn't catch up with someone. I feel like we were having group conversations. We weren't siloed. And you have a round dining table in your home at home and in your dining room at home, excuse me, in your home at home. And let me tell you the meals I've had there, I feel so well communicated. I feel so well situated. In touch with everyone. In touch. We kept in touch. We KIT'd. We KIT'd. So we're

gonna keep KITing this weekend. We have a really fun day planned. We've got lots of activities. I got Botox. And how do you feel? Shout out Dr. Yeezy for this swatch. I just I feel I keep forgetting I got it and then I look in the mirror and I'm like not moving my eyebrows are still takes time grumpy face angry birds but I you know it's literally only been 12 hours but my tough up top relations they are on their way out so it's just a very exciting time for little to no face movement you look literally so different do I I? Yeah, with your Botox. Like, 10 years younger. Thanks.

You're welcome. I just feel like it's like... No, I don't. No, you do. Like, you look fresh. Do I? Sound off in the comments, you guys. Jackie thinks I'm being facetious.

Yeah, because... She tells me I can't take a compliment. No, because I don't... Like, it doesn't make you look different. No, you do look different. So, explain that. do look different so explain that things to explain that that things in which to explain that okay we'll sign up in the comments only with nice stuff please um and then the stories what do you feel so here's the thing

there is major like breaking news today there's one major story and then the rest sort of like fall by the wayside compared to the one story I don't even want you to think too hard about what it is. I'm sure you've seen it. Okay. But it's really major news. Okay now I'm like intrigued. It's only been six minutes but should we dive in? I'm dying to know what it is. Is it related to OJ? No. There's no OJ follow-up. Yeah I feel like the OJ follow-up was Caitlyn Jenner tweeting good riddance like honestly hysterical especially for anyone to say that yes for someone who's like low-key connected to OJ and the whole saga through you know Chris's ex-husband even crazier yeah which is why did they start their podcast yet keeping up with sports coos keeping up with sports co Kuz. Keeping up with sports. Kuz. No.

They didn't? I mean, I feel like we would have heard something about it. I agree, but I feel like with a podcast, like, when you announce it, you've got to start rolling tape. If you announce it without a first episode, like, what's the point? It's not like a movie. It's bad marketing. Anyways, all's that to say, like, Caitlin's willing to say it and mention it all, which is why I'm curious to listen to coos

which is like the makings of a good podcaster someone who like doesn't give a and just like says crazy yeah you might be onto something there time will tell so i'm ready to dive in because i'm actually very curious what this first story is where have i been all day just don't even think about it okay how further a do do do here are the fast five stories that you need to know and the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by primally pure we've all been there achy cramps pms pain all the signs that your cycle has arrived but what if we told you that your monthly flow could become a friend not a period that you dread primally pure has just launched their cycle soothing spray which is expertly formulated and research backed with over 2700 milligrams of elemental magnesium per bottle.

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Our first story, the big breaking news of the day. Golden Bachelor bombshell. Yeah. Gary Turner and Teresa Nist are divorcing after three months of marriage. You guys, love is dead. Yeah. This is shocking. I have a hot take.

I'm sorry. I'm shocked. This is shocking. It's embarrassing. The Golden Bachelor was supposed to be better than this. Like, this is giving, who was that couple? Chris Soules and Whitney? Well, I think they were like the shortest people to ever be engaged for like the shortest

amount of time from that show. Yeah. This is shorter. Like this is. Well, at least these got married. No, this isn't shorter. This is three months and they got married. You're right.

You're right. No, I'm sorry. The Golden Bachelor was supposed to be better than this. They were supposed to set the standard. They were supposed to bring the Bachelor back to the seriousness that it started as and this kind of a disgrace this is disgraceful older people should know better not to be so reckless into like getting married to someone who you're not absolutely sure of like i don't know i hate to judge them people should be like more sure of things and of themselves and of other people and like know thyself this is kind of tacky

like no i'm sorry this really tarnishes the Golden Bachelor brand, which was pretty much pristine. Even Jerry and his hot tub couldn't. They tried to take him down and they didn't, but this just might. I need to know what happened. And to be completely honest, I don't know if anyone in particular is to blame,

but I do, I feel like this reflects really poorly on Gary, Jerry. And I'm disappointed in him. I expected more from him. And honestly, I feel like maybe that article was onto something. About him? You think it was Nafari's behavior on his part?

This is what their statement said. Not that it would ever say like, hey. I cheated on Jerry. Stop. Teresa and I have had a number of heart-to-heart conversations. And we've looked closely at our situation, our living situation, and so forth. And we've come to the conclusion mutually that it's probably time for us to dissolve our marriage. We have received so much love and support from so many people watch golden bachelor and i don't think

we can tell you how many people told us it gave them so much hope we want none of that to change for anybody i just feel like in some situations like famous couples don't want to break up because of how it would affect like their fans are you talking about famous couples or famous couples throughout history both yeah it's throughout history it's a classic trope like you don't want to let down the people and usually it's like listen you've got to do what's best for yourself like you can't stand an unhappy marriage in this situation they should have stayed together because like the message was more important than their personal happiness no I completely agree like down with them in their inner peace what they stood for for this country was more integral than any sort of

you know happiness that they would find with any other people so just they can live separate lives we would never need to know about it yeah but i agree they should have done more they should have faked it till they made it they should have done more for us and i just don't know why they couldn't make it work seriously i just expect like people to be older to like do better seriously no but that's the thing why this is so shocking is because we expected more yeah no we expected more from when I saw this like my my initial reaction was just like you're kidding I rolled like my eyes couldn't have rolled further behind my head if I tried like you're supposed to be different you're supposed to be better than the slum like the scum that usually acts like this I'm maybe people are going to say

we're being harsh I'm enormously disappointed or that we were naive to usually acts like this. Maybe people are going to say we're being harsh. I'm enormously disappointed. Or that we were naive to think that like this could work. They should be listening and learning. They should be doing better. And until then, I really don't want to hear from them. Like seriously, we were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you. We all were rooting.

And to be honest, like I am not interested in seeing either of these two people's faces ever again. Like after what they put me through, they're not public figures to me anymore like they their careers are as over as quickly as they started like I don't want to keep up with you like to read golden bachelors Teresa finds new love I don't give a fuck okay I feel like when bachelor people are breaking up like they worry how it will affect like their you know they stay together longer because they're like this will be bad for my career and usually it's not not. But in this situation, this is bad for your career.

You should have stayed together for your careers. Gary and Teresa, if you're listening to this, I want to look you dead in the eyes. You're dead to me. OK? You make me sick. They seriously killed love. It's so important to just add context.

Jackie and I did not watch the show. No, I'm not going to. I was compelled to. And that says a lot because it takes a lot to compel me they should have just like waited at least a year this is insane this is childish behavior it is a shit stain on the image of the golden bachelor on the brand it has left an indelible mark that I don't know if the franchise will ever seriously come back from. And I just want to say all the things that they're worried about,

like that they were worried about when they put out. It's not just your anxiety. Like those fears are validated. They're true. They're coming true. And you shouldn't have really said that.

And by the way, given what you've done, I think we should, you know, be the first of many media companies to, we're going to put like an embargo on,

that we will, I will not, I will not reward this type of behavior. Gary and Teresa, although I do blame Gary more. I just more I just I don't know why he made the wrong choice I will not be covering like your career dead in the water you'll never work in this town again and I say that with my whole fucking chest you will never work in this town again. Hopefully you didn't go on the show for the wrong reasons. Because if you did

if you went on for the right reasons then this doesn't bother you. Remains unaffected. Great. I can go back to my peaceful private life. Correct. So it's literally like it's trash. It's trash behavior. Two days in a row like news stories that actually have surprised me. Yeah. I kind of love that. At least like Hollywood is keeping us on our toes.

Yeah. I do feel like a j I kind of love that. At least like Hollywood is keeping us on our toes. Yeah, I do feel like a jaded consumer of entertainment news. No, but I feel like when it comes to this story, I think we're all having the same sort of reaction. Like crisis of self.

Yeah, I think that Gary and Teresa are probably getting a lot of hate. And they deserve it. And I just want to say, do not send hate. Do not send hate Gary's way. Were you about to say that?

Do not send hate their way. Here's the policy. They are just no longer public figures. The thing is, you can't send hate to someone who doesn't exist. No love, no hate. Like, this isn't a hateful message I'm sending. It's like a disappointment. And I have to, like, forgive you.

There's a little bit of hate in my message. I have to forget you. I want to forgive you because I have to forget you. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like seriously don't send hate Gary and Teresa's way. Don't send hate. We're just all moving forward with disappointment in our hearts. Yeah. A lot of it. Some of us more than others. Yeah. Are you

ready for our next story? A little major podcasting news. MPN. Yeah. Not the usual kind like slinging business deals which we like. Okay, wait. Before we go back, I know we usually do Weenie of the Week at the end of the show. I think we should just call it right now Weenies of the Week are Teresa and Gary. Yeah. Okay. Fair. So we don't even have to do that segment.

Unanimous. Yeah. I wish I had my gavel. Somewhere around here. It's over there. Oh, I see it. Yeah. Our next story, the big podcasting news, New Heights Live Show.

Live show. It's New Heights Live show. Oh. Live show. It's New Heights Live show. It's New Heights Live. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Live show. It's a New Heights Live show. It's New Heights Live.

Do-do-do-do-do-do. New Heights Live. It's New Heights Live. It's New Heights Live. I like that. New Heights Live. Travis and Jason took their show on the road. I mean, their podcast is massive, that's what you do when your podcast is big and you're in the off season. If you're not us, yeah. It's

a live show. So they did their show at like an arena. Yeah. And a lot happened. There was pyrotechnics. There was dancing. I think Travis accepted a degree from the University of Cincinnati. That's funny. And I think they said congrats grads. Well by the way. He's wearing a cap and gown. I guess we have to wish Travis a congrats. A congrats grad. The thing is like they're doing like stereotypical like

podcaster things, but they're doing it so in their own way. Like I've never seen a live podcast like this, let alone at a stadium. They're usually at theaters. And with the pyrotechnics and the stage and they had like this crazy intro they were dancing it honestly looked like a blast they should take it on the road in conjunction with the heiress tour honestly open up at this rate they should open up for the heiress tour don't make this they are so goofy no and like seriously like i'm sure it was a great show but like to compare what they do to what taylor does like it's actually disrespectful no comparison for me me neither except for like I say dance they have fire yeah I'm sure they're singing yeah um cool yeah where was the venue it looked like

where they do like college gymnastics Ohio maybe it oh well that's their thing they're from Cleveland that makes sense oh that would make sense but it's the New Heights and do you think they're going to take this on the road like in a more formal touring capacity

I'm sure we could just say New Heights Live tickets yeah tickets tickets tickets tickets tickets tickets tickets tickets tickets tickets

tickets New Heights Live in Cincinnati oh okay New Heights Live tickets was it like a one time thing related events New Heights Live in Cincinnati. Oh, okay. New Heights Live tickets. Was it like a one-time thing?

Related events near you. Yeah, I'm not seeing. Well, maybe they wanted to see if they liked it and if this would be a successful thing for them to do when they're not training. I think so. I've seen a lot of headlines about it. I saw a lot of fanfare.

Me too. Overall, it was really good. And who do you think was in attendance? Football fans or Swifties? Not Swifties who don't listen to their podcast. I think the people who listen to their podcast, which is a lot of people. It's number one all the time.

It is number one all the time. It's actually so crazy. I feel like for so long, it was Joe Rogan. Honestly, New Heights gives Joe Rogan a... They're probably the only people on the podcasting landscape who actually give Joe Rogan a run for his money. Who are even remotely close. But smartless.

I don't think in terms of numbers they're even, like... Remember Spotify just... Well, he's Spotify exclusive. No, Spotify, you can't go by Spotify. Yeah. Okay, no, I'm going to podcast all podcasts. I mean, like, in terms of charts, yes, but in terms of, like, actual downloads...

Top episodes. Like, Joe Rogan's number one, and then there's a bunch of shows that are always, like, two, three, four, five, six. I don't think numbers two through six are even close in numbers. Oh, I would agree with that.

But I think New Heights sometimes is. Maybe when it's like the Super Bowl episode but right now their episode from two days ago is like number 14. Like Joe Rogan's episode

from two days ago on Apple would be number one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's fair. So I don't know if he's losing sleep over them. It's just really crazy how successful they are. He should yeah, yeah. No, that's fair. So, I don't know if he's losing sleep over them. It's just really crazy how successful they are. He should have them on.

I mean, maybe he has. Would we even? We would know. We would know if recently. I don't think, they've definitely not been on together. I don't think they've been on separately either. I'm not seeing anything. That would be a good episode. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Well, Jolly Good Show, congrats, grads. I'm not seeing anything. That would be a good episode. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, jolly good show. Congrats, grads. Congrats to the grads. Who grads who waited. Is the University of Cincinnati not an online school? Why, no. I don't know why.

It's just giving University of Phoenix, you know? No, I feel like they did it at the arena of University of of Cincinnati I also feel like there's a chance that's where Jason and Travis went to school oh you know what you're totally right and is there a chance that Travis didn't graduate and then he just got his degree last night when you go to the NFL you like declare early and you don't graduate yeah that's fair I mean I'm sure these things I could look them up not gonna it's also like my version super crazy that like some people like like for years go to college like just graduate by like the skin of their teeth whether it be for financial reasons better be for academic reasons and then like they just give out

honorary degrees like that is so crazy to me like if I I mean actually I did earn a college degree like when they give them out like yeah that's low key annoying. Like I worked hard and I paid for this. Did you? Yeah. You know? It's never bothered me. No but if you think about it at its core it's a bothersome ideal. It's a bothersome ideal.

But no I don't sleep over it. No. No no no. Are you ready for our next story which is some content news from our favorite content creators? The Try Guys? Close.

Who are our favorite content creators? It's kind of a tricky question. I don't think you're going to get it. But they are, like, we're always talking about them and their content or lack thereof. Kardashians? No. Okay, I have no idea.

Meghan and Harry. Got it. Meghan and Harry are launching two new shows on Netflix featuring a cooking show and a show about professional polo. So Meghan and Harry are in the early stages of production. I'm sorry, Harry, like, try as he may. Like, he is uninteresting. Claudia, he's going to keep trying. I'm sorry, like, I would watch a cooking show with Meghan Markle.

You would seriously have to pay me $10 million to sit down and watch a piece of shit show about polo? First of all, like, bitch, this is America. We don't give a fuck. Second of all, we also, like, look, he don't care about you either. So, like, he's really trying to make Fetch happen. This is Harry. I, I gotta keep trying.

Gotta keep my head held high. The way you just said try, I know the word try means a lot to you. Like try, try guys. It was so good. You had like, you had vibrato. Do you know what that means a lot to you, like try, try, guys. It was so good. You had vibrato. Do you know what that is? Yeah. Like when your voice kind of shakes.

Yeah, I know it from a musical instrument. Do it one more time. Hi. Okay, never mind, never mind. I gotta keep trying. That was good, though. I think it's because I came at the chorus straight on, so I didn't have to start from, like, I could switch the key.

Yeah. You know, but when I could switch the key yeah you know but when I start the song from the beginning then when I hit that note I'm somewhere else in a world all of your own that was beautiful anyways here are the deets about the shows Megan and Harry making good on their big Netflix deal so she is working on a series celebrating the joys of cooking gardening entertaining and friendship uh and friendship that honestly sounds like the description for barefoot contessa how she ends every show i was gonna say for joanna it's with her kids and they like no aina has a dinner party at the end of every episode no it's factual and i feel like it's a combination because she also

you know then goes out to the chicken coop and gets the eggs and then uses the scraps from her meal the onion shavings and gives into the pigs. Yeah, the compost. Like it's definitely giving, you know, Ina, Joanna fusion. It's Joanna. I kind of like that. But it's a recipe that works. I know.

And she's kind of like the perfect person to slot in for that. Because she's like really beautiful to watch. But also Netflix has no content like that. Yeah. There's a lot of cooking shows on HBO Max. That's where Joanna's is. And then, of course, Discovery, which is where, like, the Food Network stuff is. There's, like, no sort of lifestyle cooking gardening content on Netflix.

Right? No. Not that I've watched. I guess, like, Great British Bake Off. But it's not even original to Netflix. Competition doesn't count. It's a competition show, right? Yeah.

It doesn't count. Because, of course, they have Nailed It, which is one of the best shows. Leah Harriton, who produced Selena Gomez's cooking show Selena and Chef. People liked that. Will serve as the showrunner. And then the second series will focus on one of Harry's favorite sports, polo. The untitled project is currently filming at the U.S. Open Polo Championship and is expected to take viewers behind the scenes of the glamorous game played on horseback.

Like I just know when they were in these meetings with Netflix and like everyone was listening to Megan's idea. Like what you just described, that show, to me, that show sounds like an instant success. Like, and I think when she announced her Riviera Orchard mayonnaise, whatever that thing was called. R-O-M. Orange Riviera. American Riviera Orchard.

Thank you. We had said like a Joanna Gaines type of show in conjunction with this. This is exactly what I actually, we said we wanted from Megan. And what they teased, and now this is in line with ARO. And this is actually what I feel like we should have been getting from her from day one, like more lifestyle content.

And I just know they were pitching this, and the people at Netflix were like eating it up. Like, yes, Megan, this is what we've been wanting for you for 10 years. This is why we initially signed with you. And then Harry comes in with his big dumb idea, and we're all just like, yeah, okay, sure. No, like, mark my words, no one will watch the show. For sure, but I feel like And we're all just like, yeah, OK, sure. No, like mark my words.

No one will watch the show. For sure. But I feel like it's fine to just like park it at Netflix. They love a sports documentary. There isn't one about polo. OK, sure. You could do it. And plus, they owe them content.

Well, and yes. And I feel like they've been waiting for Meghan to deliver on this one type of show. Like, this is perfect. I can't really put into words how much I endorse this. Well, also, they had their documentary, Spill the Tea spill the tea yeah spill the tea with Megan and Harry yeah also the thing about Megan's show it's a great idea and I look forward to watching it it's gonna be beautiful and like vibey aesthetic love it but at the end of the day the success of it will come down to her personality and how they promo no not how they promo she's gonna get all the promo in the world

it's gonna be gorgeous fabulous but when you're watching a cooking show the person you are watching oh is that most yes I need to not hate I need to like I need to relate to I need to not feel like she's trying to relate to me and like talk down it's all gonna hinge on her personality and I think she's got it she's got the Markle Sparkle yes everyone talks about that's a good point it's not as easy as people think it's a formula the recipe for if people will actually like the show, she can have all the bells and whistles, like, comes down to her personality. 1,000%, I completely agree with that.

And I feel like everybody thinks they could do a cooking show, and there are many, many failed ones, especially, like, you think you're a celebrity and people like you, like, sure. But you're right. You have to be, like, homely. Mm-hmm.

There's also, like, a maternal thing there. Mm-hmm. You also, you're right, there's an element, like, this person's cooking from their 10 million dollar home like could I apply this to my own life yeah you have free range chickens in the backyard but I don't and you always have to say you know store-bought is fine yeah it's a formula I completely agree I do think she's got it yeah I I think there's so much potential for the show especially because maybe it's just like me living in my own world

but I do feel like things are trending towards like more homemade things and like even like sour I don't know. Trad wife energy. If everything on everyone else's Instagram is about sourdough. Yeah. But there is a lot of interest in that sort of content. For sure homegrown energy. And it's like not all of us like live on a farm and have our own chicken so like how can we fuse going to the grocery store with those like homemade. How do you fuse like free range chickens in your backyard and free range chicken from the store bought? Like what's, how do you meet in the middle? I feel like there's a real opportunity there.

I agree. Joanna like does a pretty good job of it, but that's not like her mission. Her life is a little bit unrealistic. But that's not her mission statement. But it is because she has so much money and she has like nice things, but she has a lot of kids and she goes for them every night like people can relate to that period no for

sure i wasn't talking about money i was talking about like the eggs and the butter being churned in the backyard yeah and the goat milk oh we want goat cheese let's go make some no like literally she was making ground beef for meatballs and i think her husband killed the bear and then they put it through a meat grinder they take farm to table like to another level but i like that's just interesting to me. Because of course she's like you can get the ground meat from the store. This is just like killer meat. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyways I look forward to this. So do I. The polo one. I'm not your target demo. Like the more I see from these two like the more like he's such a doofus. Like I really like I have

a lot of hate in my heart for Prince Harry I saw he was speaking on a panel what was it called it was like uplift I think he's like doing his mental health journey yeah it's like oh yeah uh he took the stage for a session called beyond burnout at better ups uplift summit in San Francisco can you think of anything more dreadful? No. Beyond Burnout for him? No, yeah. It's hard to relate.

It's really crazy that they position him this way. Like you don't have a job. No, it's really crazy. He's their chief impact officer. Oh, yeah. That was like a thing he did. He joined that mental health company. BetterUp.

Yeah. Things he did. That. Right. It's definitely making an impact. Yeah. Well well that's all you can hope for yeah are you ready for our next story what number is this number four is it the number four that's brought to you by aspca pet health insurance it is turtle you know pets are absolutely everything to us i feel like half the show we just spend talking about our pets. And having pet insurance is of the utmost importance.

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Our next story is some biopic news. Another casting, another transformation, another pics that look pretty real. So there is a young Donald Trump biopic called The Apprentice in the works. It's about his early years as a businessman and playing the role of donald trump is sebastian stan which for me he's from gossip girl who was he in gossip harder wait who what else is he from

how else do you know him pam and tommy i never watched it he was excellent he's obviously like like being tapped for like biopic roles because that was a true story too he plays tommy lee and it's funny because do you think Tommy Lee and Donald Trump look like? Like no. Right. But he was very, very good. Wait, I'm still stuck on Carter. Oh, and he was in I, Tonya.

I don't like, I saw I, Tonya once and I enjoyed it, but I don't remember it other than like Tonya. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I remember him. Like he was with like. Was he Tonya's bad boyfriend? I think so. Actually, I remember him too. He was very good in it. That's classic him. No, he was Carter from G yeah. But I remember him. Like he was with like. Was he Tanya's bad boyfriend? I think so.

Actually, I remember him too. He was very good in it. That's classic him. No, he was Carter from Gossip Girl. People love him. Like he has a real like cult following fandom. People think he's like really hot. I never really thought much of him until I think the thing I first saw him in consciously

was Pam and Tommy. I loved him. He showed his penis. I mean, I think it might have been prosthetic, but still. So he has a good track record. He obviously is always being tapped to play real people. Are you now remembering Carter? By the way, I know Carter.

He's there from season one till season six. He always comes in and out. He helps Serena find her dad. Yeah. That's Sebastian Stan. But he was really young and skinny, and he looks nothing like he does now. He also is in Captain America, the first event,

and blah, blah, blah. Which means nothing to us. Right. So I think people have been watching him. Interesting. But his transformation looks good. Also, Jeremy Strong from Succession is in it. Oh, he's scary.

So I'm happy for him that. Who does he play? He plays. Yeah, by the way, we haven't seen much of the Succession people doing anything. Yeah. I feel like Tom Wamsgams did something. Pride and Prejudice. No, after.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Who? I know that Sarah, what's her name, who plays Siobhan? Yeah. She was in an Apple TV show that I didn't think was very popular, but I saw a commercial for it. Okay.

Jeremy Strong is, like, culturally famous. Yes. And the shine of Succession hasn't worn off yet. No, it hasn't. But it's good to jump into the next project soon before it does. Before, you know, you kind of fall into the Game of Thrones thing, where, like, you're on a show that's so big, people can't see it was anything other than Chivroy. Yeah.

Matthew McFadden is his name. Yes. He's from Pride and Prejudice. He plays Mr. Darcy. And Anna Karenina. Honestly. That's so crazy. Like, I think a lot of people didn't even know he was British until he won that most

recent Emmy and he gave a speech and we were like, excuse me? Yeah. Yeah. He's in like a lot of British stuff but yeah he's like uh he's someone I feel like who could have been in Game of Thrones like he's always in those sort of like period pieces but he looks so American current except not as Mr. Darcy I guess he looks so um Midwestern actually like and that was his Tom's thing was like everybody thought he was like tacky because he was from Minnesota or whatever. He looked so Minnesotan.

Yeah. Yeah. Well. And is this a movie or TV show? It's a movie. It's a movie. Yeah. Is it a movie that feels like a real movie?

TBD. I don't know when it comes out, but there's the picture so you can see the transformation. It looks like him. Who were we just saying could really um benefit from biopic like whose career oh bob dylan he's getting one timothy chalamet we weren't talking about he's not getting one bob dylan is getting one remember when megan and harry went to the premiere but no bob marley bob dylan is timothy chalamet did we say it was or that it would, like, no, I think we said that. No, that was the news.

Like, he was spotted in New York filming as Bob Dylan. Oh, yeah, okay, okay. And then Bob Marley biopic is out. Oh, okay, okay, that's where the confusion came from. But we were saying someone else who would benefit from a biopic. I think it was Bob Dylan because we were saying how we didn't know anything about him and we should watch a movie. No, there was someone else, you're right.

Like someone misunderstood, maybe. No, or someone who's, like, big and famous who we don't really wait that's a problem when you have so many stimulating conversations in one podcast like we're never going to be able to remember what we're talking about the Beatles oh yeah they're doing one on each of the yeah we said that was unnecessary yeah that's a lot and then there was bruce springsteen with jeremy allen strong right oh my god how quickly i forget but what who were i think i really was bob dylan who we were saying perfect case of a biopic for us for us because we don't know her. We're the target demo. Yeah. So latest biopic news. I mean a biopic is always a strong movie choice. Like all the biopics that I've seen.

It's always a good way to go if you're a production company. Like you'll get buzz. We were just talking about this yesterday. How nobody can create anything original anymore. Like every successful. Not even successful. Every TV show that's announced is either a reboot. Spinoff.

Or an adaptation of a book. Like nobody makes original content anymore. And you're right right half the shit that comes out now is a biopic it's been lived it's not creative yeah another you know stunning indictment on the state of culture yeah so yikes more biopics for everyone yeah hopefully they're swirly biopics hopefully are you ready for our fifth and final story i am because let me tell you the pit of hunger that is encroached itself in the bottom of my belly okay well just hold on to that okay it's actually food news no no sorry fifth story friday is always food news it was about to be what was the food news it was about to be that it's 7-eleven it's like big gulp day

or something and you can bring your own cup, but it could be a bathtub. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they have to fill it up for $2. People bring their pickup trucks, and they line it with a tarp. That's insane. It's disgraceful. It's why we can't have nice things. It's why days like these are on their way out.

Yeah. Really, what are you going to do with all that slushie? That's a good question. Our fifth and final story is that Real Housewives of Potomac star Wendy Ocifo's home was burglarized while she was on vacation. Her Birkins and jewelry were stolen. So the burglary took place sometime last week

in Maryland when Wendy and her family were on vacation in Jamaica. A spokesperson for the county sheriff's office told TMZ that the theft was reported to their office on Sunday, but shared no further details as the investigation is ongoing. So is she what the third? Who which housewives have been robbed?

Kyle, Dorit, Wendy. Right. But a lot of them have been like robbed throughout history. Like Erica, she was saying, I watched, by the way, I watched Bet It All on Blonde. I don't think I talked about it. That's crazy. I was just loving her from her season. And I was like, I want more Erica. Let me see what's going on and I enjoyed it and she was having to be talking about

her her home with Tom Girardi was burglarized three times while they lived there that's why they got a really big dog Tom's house is broken into exactly what's that thing Tom's house is broken into and the burglars whatever that it's like a like a viral TikTok sound. Yeah, like in their lives. But I think being a housewife puts you sort of on like a robber's. Jennifer Aiden had her car stolen. Yes. It puts you on like the burglar's map

because they kind of like, I've always felt that way about Real Housewives of New York in the early seasons. They would show the housewife's buildings from the outside, be like, oh, Jill's time. And then they would show the building and they would show like the awning, which has the name of the building and buildings from the outside be like oh Jill it's time and then they would show the building and they would show like the awning which has the name of the building and sometimes even the number on it like they didn't do a good job of like protecting where these people live yeah even I was just watching something recently and like they come in from the sky

like zooming in on the house it's so crazy it's crazy and like if I was a housewife I would be like you can't show my house yeah and then I did think there was a few years where with certain, just because I was like obsessed with like New York geography, where they were lying. They would show other buildings and the person didn't live there. It's like, okay, put these people in danger who live in this building. Yeah, or just confuse people. Yeah, there really is no need.

I wonder if any of the housewives feel any sort of way about like the outside of their house. Like it's kind of a prerequisite. Yeah. No, but I feel like you could show the outside of someone's house. Like it's different than coming in on the aerial view like here's the street like well then I remember there was someone in Dallas I want to say it was Stephanie Holman before she moved into that sick house who lived in a gated community that I think wouldn't let them film and they only filmed from the back of her house we were always seeing like the golf course in the back of her house

because the uh HOA wouldn't let them begin the front film and honestly like that was probably the best thing for her and her family yeah I don't know if the burglars, if it's housewives related, but they took a majority of her designer bags, including a few Birkins. They also swiped a large amount of her jewelry.

Wendy put out a statement to TMZ saying, my family and I are devastated and feel violated by this intrusion. We thank God no one was home. Oh my God, totally. So for that, we feel very blessed.

Material things can always be replaced. Yeah. No, it's always like, thank God no one's home. But then when you sit down and think like, that's your jewelry, like, you know, from all your years of life, gifts from your husband, your wedding, like that's horrible. Yeah. It's all bad. Yeah.

And it's just like, why you got to burglarize? Like get a job. What if you just got a job? It's a great question. Next time I meet a burglar, I'm going to say, listen, there's always a job. Yeah. And then you can buy yourself things. Get on LinkedIn.

Where is that hustle culture with the burglar community? I feel as though they actually have that entrepreneurial spirit. To go and burglarize someone's home is no easy feat. It definitely takes a little bit of self-determination and motivation. Now imagine channeling that towards starting a business. about how many elon musks there would be it's sad to think it's a sad state to think what we're missing out on exactly the industrious nature we were talking about the beginning of the week how we don't have that in sort of industrious nature maybe that's because there's too much burglary yeah what are you gonna eat

well i was in the middle of this bar right here, so I'll finish that. I'm so over bars. Like, give me pizza, you know? Give me pizza. I want pizza. Ah, ZZ, eh. I want pizza. Well, I wanted to bid everyone a farewell.

This is my last show until the week after next. Jax is taking over next week with amazing co-hosts that no one will suffer. No. Except for me, honestly. Not even, but I'll be of all this content to listen to while I'm on my trip. So true.

I'm really excited for the shows. We have great guest co-hosts. We're going to have a great week. We're going to miss Turdy, but we're going to make the most of your absence. And I'm excited to come back. I feel like I'll have so much to share.

We're very excited to hear about your trip. So I'll miss you all. Jax, thanks for holding down the fort. Yeah, it works. And this is kind of the E-O-W of Jax in NY. This is like your last in-person.

No, actually, the next time I'm back, I'm going to be with you. Yeah. So we'll be at Flamingo's. So you have a lot of in-person content coming at you, which is? The condens bussing. Good for you guys. Not great for me. We'll be okay.

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