The Toast - You're Seeing Trouble: Friday, February 6th, 2026

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

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It's Jackson, Claude and every show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. I hope everybody's having an amazing final day of the week. Congratulations. We made it to the end of the week.

I'm so honored and scared to be joined by my co-host today, Jennifer. Jennifer. Yeah, it's like that Megan Fox movie, Jennifer's Body. We're Minkie Kelly or whoever the other one is. your intro that you were working on Jennifer? What intro were you working on? You're not seeing double. You're seeing trouble. TikTok, let's make that later. Yeah, I came in in an outfit that like I worked hard to procure. It's a matching set. And Jackie was like, oh, I just got that set. And she happened to have just picked up her mail and she has it here because we got an NPR. So she's like, what if I just put it on?

I thought though, first of all, it's sitting here. There's one package here. It's the same outfit that Koji has. And like, we're so cute and adorable. We've been so sympathetic. It's such like Friday vibes. It's giving like middle school when it was like, pajama day. And we're like those girls who synced up. Yeah, I feel like we're bananas and pajamas. It's also giving Miriam Webster to find stalker for me. But you went with Jennifer. Yeah, I had three seconds to come up with something like, sorry, I'm just doing my best.

You're not seeing double. You're seeing trouble. Those two moronic twins who made quite literally no impact. Can you say it and go cross-eye? Let me get my solo camera ready. You're not seeing double. You're seeing trouble. going cross-eyed like is my party trick it makes every joke so much funnier and i'd like to thank

the lord for giving me that ability i've been doing it since i'm a kid and i used to do it like for the sisters as a kid to like freak everyone out and now i do it to like get a chuckle it's really like one of my talents it's a beautiful thing to be and when i do it on the toes or like colloquially i don't go full because i'm like afraid to go full yeah yeah you know i was always told as a kid like you're gonna get stuck that way so if you want to i can show you because people are like you don't really look that cross-eyed well you haven't seen me yet ready Okay, what'd you just do? That was like my joke cross-eyed.

This is my joke. I can't see you. Oh, sorry. But this is my full-fledged 100% cross-eyed. I'm scared. I get scared to do it. Okay. I'm not, don't do it.

I can see you in the reflection. Yeah. Go back. You're not seeing double. You're wearing matching outfits. And for that, alone. I'm so glad that we are. Yeah. We're just adorable. Wait, you know what's so funny? Hmm. Hmm. What's so funny? I can't hear anything. I don't know why I'm wearing headphones.

Oh, they're like not on. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello. I thought you just wear them for the look. Well, some days I didn't have like a ton of time to run the dice in through my hair this morning and I am on day like six hair. So I didn't do like a full. But when you have a hundred thousand dollar hair? I don't wear the headphones. So just know if I am wearing the headphones, it's because I feel insecure. Sometimes also I feel like a big pair of headphones. Just makes my face look really small. Yeah. It's called contrast, you know. But it doesn't really matter like what's coming through the headphones is all I'm saying. Like, it's not about...

But I do like to hear like both of our voices in my ears. I feel like it fuels me to be the best podcaster I can be. Okay. I feel like you are a fantastic podcaster. I definitely agree with that. Also, I'm also a pulsy podcaster because we're so on the pulse. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Traders episodes, both drop last night. Jack and I stayed up late watching them both.

So we can recap with them both for you today. So that will be today's episode. Don't do not worry. Yeah. at the end of the show. We'll recap. I'm excited. But we also have a lot of really good stories today. Dang God.

Like random for a Friday. Good. That the stories are a sleigh. Sometimes like, you know, Fridays is the perfect time for like random tech news or like. Oh, yeah. Like we almost had some food news yesterday about how like McDonald's is giving out caviar and the kids meals or something. Oh, that's weird.

I didn't read it in full. But no, none of that today. None of that nonsense. Okay. Just pure. Pop culture. Oh yeah. All the time.

Oh yeah, we played Mahjong yesterday after the toast. I won three times. Some days you have it, some days you don't. Yeah. Yeah. And I happen to have had it. That's always a good feeling. That is a good feeling.

I'm excited for the new card to come out. Yeah, everyone in the Maj community. You know, I have like my favorite, like, runs. I just feel like the people who have been playing all year. Like they, like, the way that I have like three or four runs, like booked and I can see them in every hand. Like, they have that for so many hands. I feel like it will. set the playing field. So it's my understanding that the cards aren't that different. Like,

that's what I thought. I thought just 2025 becomes 2026. They might make a couple of adjustments, but for the most part, like, I couldn't really tell which year the card is from. Like, it's pretty similar. That's what I thought, but then someone said, no, it's not. Well, maybe the person you were talking to was like, they had the card. Like they had the card. Like, someone forgot. I forgot my card and they only had a 22. 24. And it was like, no, no, no. It's so different. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Let me just look at the 24. I just hope my personal favorites, like, make it. What is your personal favorite Mahjong sequence? Oh, I don't want to say. I feel like that puts everyone on to me. I know you love like a 24-6-8. Oh, I don't. That's not what I was going to say.

You do. Okay, I'm looking up the 2224 card. It's a lot of the same stuff. Some new stuff. Let me see if my favorite one's in there and then, and then I'll know. I want to know which your favorite is. Like, I feel like I can't tell you because I'll always know I'm playing it. It's just hard enough to like consider your own tiles before everyone else's, you know? That's always what you do. Oh no, my favor's not there. Okay, so now I'll be able to deduce based on what's there and what's not. And the 2026 card.

That person's going to jail because you're not allowed to take a picture of the card. Yeah, you're not. So jail. I don't even bother photocopying it. Oh, no, jail. The rules for mahjong are so strict. I actually appreciate that they've, like, kept the sanctity of the game. Yeah.

And that's how it's been passed down from generation to generation. Yeah. Of the jong. I keep singing this morning. and my mama told me it's all right. You were dancing through the lightning strike. Because I'm sure we have a story about Taylor Shep's new music video. We don't.

Oh, okay, let's talk about it really quickly. Right. It was a star-studded ensemble because it was actually really cute. I guess she wasn't even supposed to do a music video for Opelight. But when she went on the Graham Norton show, which is like this turn show in the UK where they have like six celebrities being interviewed at the same exact time. And she was with this like group of actors, musicians, things of that nature. someone Dom Hall Gleason

What is he from? I was going to say Ron Weasley But that's not Ron Weasley Whatever He made a joke about being in a Childership music video And she said it gave her this idea So she cast everyone from that Jody Turner Smith, Killian Murphy

He was in it like very little Like I got the vibe that like he was just doing it So he wasn't the only one not there But his participation was a photo of himself And voiceover so he like didn't leave his house But it was super cute I loved it and I love the concept of like including all these people. I'm not going to lie. If she didn't put at the very end,

she put a clip from the Graham Norton interview where Dom Al Gleason says that he wants to be in a Taylor Swift music video. A Lewis Capaldi's in it, your boyfriend. I might not have, I will watch. I might not have noticed. I might have recognized Domongleason. I'm like, oh, that's cute. You just want to keep playing Tomogleason. Because I can pronounce it, and I'm better than everyone else. How is that spelled? D-O-M. I feel like there might be an N after that. Yeah, H-A-L-L. Oh, man. I'm literally so smart. Dominal Gleason.

But I think it's Domal. I don't know him. Yes, you do. What's he from? Is he from Ex Machina? Yeah. Okay. Can we talk about Time?

Of course. Let's also talk about Ex Machina. Did you ever see it? No. It was like a movie that I don't know the lasting impact on culture or cinematography, but the lasting impact on me was insane. Like, I just kind of accidentally saw this movie. And the way I never forgot it.

Alicia Vikander, she's sort of like... Dropped off? Yeah. She, like, is a robot. And then Domhall's, like, obsessed with her. And they're, like, locked in this house together. Or, no, they're just, like, living in a house together. And Domal falls for the robot.

And then the robot ends up locking Domhall in the house for eternity. Like, he's still in there right now. He probably died. But Spooky movie. And just quite sad. I want to say, like, maybe like, a precursor to the dangers of AI. Oh, for sure. Sure.

Though anyone can always, that's like, so low-hanging. It's so true. Like the robots are going to kill us. Yeah. And it's like, no. If only we should be so lucky that that's our fate. Yeah. We'll end up killing each other.

It's true. Well, he was great in the music video and it was super cute. It was like very 80s. Opelite is like a product, like Windex and it like sells all your problems. Like it makes the only people not only. Oh cute. She becomes friends with Domel. It was really cute.

You just want to say Domal. I'll pick more stories about him in the future. The morning Domal, okay? She also has brown hair the entire time. It's like meant to be like an ugly wig, but I actually thought she looked amazing. Oh, cute. Yeah.

I like when she changes up her hair in music videos, of course, Babe comes to mind when she was a sexy red-headed secretary. Ooh, la la, la, and all too well. Of course, like a very sophisticated author. Yeah. Yeah. Must be fun. Yeah.

If you got any other color hair, what would it be? Oh, really? Not brown. Oh, you hate my hair, okay. No, no, no. I feel like a dark color. version of my hair, like an Auburn brown. I would go for like a blonde.

But I would just have to be tan all the time. Do it. Should I? No. You know, I really care about the integrity of my strands. We can just be like people who change their hair. Like we are beacons of consistency and reliability. And if we're showing up here all the time with like different colored hair, like that's

just for the community. Not who we are. Not only that. I think that people value different values, you know. I couldn't have said it better myself. Yeah. And I think for us, like something that's really important, I think that's like integral to our success is just consistency.

And not to say that people who change their hair a lot like are inconsistent, but you do have to have this sort of like joie de vivre. I would say people who change their hair a lot are inconsistent with their hair color. That's beautiful. I think that's fair. I think that's fair to say. That's absolutely sick. I agree.

Like so much of Jacks and Claude. It's literally like changing your name at this. It's Jackson Cloud. We're brown and red. It's so true. It's so true. We couldn't. Like the future of this show sort of depends on the consistency of our hair.

You'd be like you got a dog that wasn't a King Charles. Well, that would actually just be funny. Speaking of dogs, Romeo was up. I felt like I had a newborn up every three hours having diarrhea. Thankfully, like I was not my problem. Ben had to go take him outside. It's like freezing here at night. Like I was already sort of on the fence about Romeo, but him like messing with my sleep.

Oh, no. Yeah, no, my eight-month-old slept through the night. My two-year-old dog did not. And that affected your sleep score. Yes, this is my first. My oaring is back. Did I tell you? Is that why your sleep score was like not partialish?

79. 179. I imagine it had a lot to do with... Romeo. Yeah. Romeo, wherefore out thou? Yeah, I'm not loving the o'er ring. I think like it's nice to have an o'er ring when it's a means of a bragging.

Last time I got an o'er ring, I was at my peak physical health. It's hard when you're in a bad spot. I'm not in a bad spot. I'm just not in an active spot and I refuse to like consider that bad. Well, I feel like you're more active than you think that you are. Well, yeah, I would have thought so too. I thought that once I had my o'er ring, like I'm not up all day. Like I'm taken here. We're going to music class. Like it's not, you know, the gym, but I'm doing stuff all day. And before I became a mom, my activity score like was never below a 90. But that's because it's easy to get an aura ring when you're in the most active phase of your life. It's not even helping you at that point. It's just bragging. Yeah. So. And what are your goals for?

for getting an or a ring now. That's a really good question. I did really like, when I got the aura ring the last time around, I got it to track my body temperature for when I wanted to get pregnant. Of course, I'm not there yet. But I did wish that I had had like years of data. Or a new clogged cell. Exactly.

So it took me like two, three months because I needed to get my own data. So I'm hoping to have like years worth of data when I'm ready to go. Okay. So that's what I'm doing. Although I hate sleeping with a ring. I forgot. that that feeling. Yeah.

And then the green light. I had a nightlight in my room. It was weird. Well, that's exciting that you're on your aura journey. I'm not, though, you know. But you will be. The aura just takes over. You think it's going to encourage me to be more.

Yeah, like, you'll want to hit your activity. So like, okay, let's go for a little walk. Like, it doesn't have to be insane. You don't have to train for a 5K, but like just little bits and bobs. Yeah. I guess. Let's get into the stories. We have a lot to do today.

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So Molly May Hogg and Tommy Fury, who fans love from Love Island, are now expecting their second child, which is major news because even if you don't follow the couple, you've probably been following the toast. And in August of 2024, the two who were engaged actually split up. Yeah. They were broken up for like six months before they started. like Ish get back together. Now they've been. It was also like sort of insinuated at that time that there was something really nefarious going on. Like that awful dreadful looking woman said that she, you know, hooked up with Tommy in Dubai.

But it's since been, I think, realized by people that all of that was a lie. They never spoke on it. But it was clear that Tommy was going through like, you know, just kind of fighting some personal demons. Yeah. And for Bambi and Molly. Molly self, you know, she decided to step away from the relationship at the time. But it seems like he's done a lot of work on himself. Yes.

They maintained that there was never any cheating That was more so just like alcohol issues Right Like him just being like a completely different person When he drank one that they didn't and couldn't be around But they've been back together for probably on it like In total like a year now And they're expecting their second child

She posted a video of the two of them And Bambi Bambalish saying she's going to be a big sister Oh she talks like Bubba Pig I'm gonna be a big sister And actually, big news with Peppa Pig was that her brother recently shared, he's been diagnosed as partially deaf. Yeah, her brother, George, is moderately deaf. He shared his truth. So that was big for the Peppa stand. No, that's really beautiful. I feel like as a deaf child, like, that must be awesome. I just feel like everyone's moderately deaf. Or nobody's listening to me. I just want to say. I never heard of moderately deaf before. But listen, it's important for the kids. But that's George's truth.

And I'm not stepping on George's toes. I didn't mean to. No. Really quickly. So I don't follow Molly. as closely as you do. But I feel bad for her because, and I'm not even on like Molly talk, but she had posted it. She has been consistently vlogging. She's a blogger.

While hiding the pregnancy. And a lifestyle influencer and a designer. And she was filming herself and there was an oven behind her. And like in the reflection of the oven, people saw a bump. And I don't know, that was like two days ago. And then she shared the, so maybe that was like an. Well, I just want to say, as a Molly Stan, that didn't make its way to me yet. So I feel like they were probably going to announce soon,

but maybe she wanted to get in front of it before, like, everybody knew and then she announced. So I was still totally surprised. Now, of course, I've wondered, will Bambi have a sibling? And on her documentary, she talks about how she really wants to give Bambi a sibling, how she's very close with her sister. And, like, that's very important to her. But, you know, the last two years of things have been up in the air because her and Tommy weren't even together. So this is just a beautiful next chapter for this beautiful family.

And you know what? It goes to show nothing's perfect. Nobody's perfect. Everybody has their trials. Even these like, you know, idyllic relationships, like they're literally royalty in the UK. Even they. So maybe you should text him back. Maybe you should text him back.

Yeah. Or forgiveness, you know. It's a beautiful thing. It is. And I forgive you. I didn't say sorry. I know. But I know you are because I know you.

And one of my. You know why. Being too good of a sister, setting the bar too high. You know why. You know why. For what? You know why. You forgive me.

me for something? I forgive you. For what? For throwing that ass in a circle like that. Like, that wasn't cool. But I know you know that now. I am who I am. I know you know that now and you didn't do it to hurt me. Just hurt you. Correct. Anyway, so thrilled for the furies now. I don't want to like put pressure, but let's get back to that engagement at some point. Yeah, even though like being in a long term like committed engagement is a very chic thing to do. Although I do believe that they will get married. It seems as though she's wearing her ring in this video. She had like stopped wearing her ring. It's not like they got back together and engaged.

It's also weird. Does he have to propose again? That's a great question. When you break up temporarily as an engaged couple, where does that leave the pending engagement? Yeah. I think he should have to propose again. Yeah, why not? It's always fun to get a piece of jewelry.

Yeah. Yeah, this one's tainted. I need. Yeah, agreed. Now, when I wasn't like a conscious mother when she announced her last pregnancy and then the name of her baby and Bambi's definitely like unique and different. So I'm really curious, did she say what it is? I don't know. I feel like it's a girl. The video was black and white. Yeah, maybe she didn't say. I wasn't a conscious Molly May fan. I didn't even know who she was

when she had Bambi, so I didn't get to enjoy her journey through motherhood. So this will just be so much fun. Yeah. And I guess she'll probably be due like in summerish or whatever. We're not really on the same time. She'd be a fun one to be pregnant with. Yeah. Zach. Get over. Molly May's pregnant. You know what that means. Like to me, that would be like the same as when I was pregnant with Kylie, which I feel like, I was so cool. Pregnant with a Haley Bieber, which was obviously really special for her.

Who else was I pregnant with? I was pregnant with a lot of girlies. I was, of course, pregnant with Lauren Elena. Like, we literally had, like, had sex the same day. And I went, like, a week early and she went, like, two weeks late. So, like, our babies are, like, actually quite far. part, but I do believe conception was on the same day. That's beautiful.

Yeah. Mazel to the furies. Really? Mazel. Like, it's nice to work through things and come out on the other side. They must feel very, very happy. Yeah. Our next story, some Olympics news.

Tonight's the opening ceremony. I forgot. We have a bit of Olympics drama that I need. What time is the ceremony? Because it's obviously French-Canadian time. But then they'll stream it like for, primetime. Yeah. Yeah. They always do that. You might see like snippets beforehand. Okay. But it'll probably be at like eight o'clock on peacock or whatever.

Thank God my peacock subscription is currently active because of traitors. Oh, thank God. Yeah, or else I would have had to miss it. Our first Olympic story, Utah Leardom is getting flak for flying private to the Olympics. Oh, who gives a fuck? I forgot. I'm like, who's Utah Learman and why do we care? Of course, it's literally the love of my life, Jake Paul's fiancee. Jake Paul's fiance. U to Learman is a Dutch speed skating star. She is going to the Olympics. Wait. Again.

Is this like her big? This is what she's been waiting for? Because it's like her and Jake can't really live in the same place until X. She, yeah. I think she was at the last Olympics. And this will be her last Olympics. Oh my God. Is Jake there?

Did she fly with Jake? 1,000% Jake will be there. I don't even know that. But of course he will be there. I don't think she flew with. Give us Paul American season two now. Do you think that that show wasn't renewed? No, I think.

I think it's, it could be. I think it could be. I think they're definitely filming it and then they'll see, like, we'll pick it out. Maybe you too. But that's like what's great about the polls. Like, they're filming everything all the time.

Yeah, like the way I need to see, first of all, like the way you feel about Bambi and Tommy Fury is how I feel about Utah and Jake Paul. I never even thought Jake Paul was cute until I saw him like being such a loving and supportive. And you know what? Our faves are actually connected because you know that Tommy and Jake. Of course, of course.

And actually, I learned about Tommy through Jake. Yes, you did. When I watched Jake Paul Untold. I used to watch that. Oh my God, Claudia. We'll love it. And then he was fighting Tommy. And then I had seen so much stuff about Tommy and I just had Charlie.

And I was like, you know what? I'll watch their season. No, I love Utah. I follow her on every social media platform and she's been crushing it. She had an injury though at like the worlds. Yeah. It's a very stick it. She almost didn't qualify.

But then she got a spot. Yeah. She had like a freak accident at Worlds that put her out of like contention. But she's okay. But because she's such a star, there were like, you've made the team. Yeah. And I think they saw Paul American

and they saw the sacrifices like she's actively been making because she could just like, you know, be a kept woman. Yeah, in Puerto Rico. But no,

she is in Amsterdam turning it out. Okay, so she flew private from Amsterdam to Milan. Yes. Instead of making the trip alongside her fellow compatriots, people are calling her a diva,

arrogant. It's just so funny because like if a male athlete like forsook his team plane, I would be like, that's so lame. Like, whatever. Utah.

obviously needs to fly private. She's a celebrity. She can't be sitting and coach with the rest of these slabs. I actually do agree that she should have flown with her team. Like even like the biggest and bad at like Tom and Giselle, like when they went to the Super Bowl, you just, you do fly with your team. Yeah. Or like when LeBron went to the Olympics. He flew with his team. But does the whole team fly private? Well, Team USA, you know, we take care of each other. Like it's a big ass plane. I think it's like, I think I've seen videos. It's like a sick. They trick out like a huge 737. I also feel like different athletes get like. I feel like the basketball team, they get a plane. I feel like. I feel like. like some of the lesser outfits, they get a seat on Delta.

And, you know, they say, we move you before you move us. How does Team USA travel for the Olympics? I feel like every sport travels differently, like sort of based on what they're used to. Okay, thank you to this avid aviator. This is how Team USA flew to the Paris Olympics. They have a video. Oh, you didn't ask chat? No, I didn't.

Oh, wow. Is there something happening between the next? They're in the airport. Like, just show us the plane. Oh, Delta's the partner. Yeah, that's what I just said. Yeah, they charter like a Delta flight for sure. But who gets first class and who?

Well, I just feel like it's based on what they're accustomed to. So Team USA travels to the Olympic Games primarily via customized Delta Airlines charter flights, which serve as the official airline for athletes, staff, and equipment. Often red carpet sendoffs involve specially branded team-only aircrafts, ensuring comfortable, tailored travel, including business class seating for the athletes. Okay, beautiful. Oh, so maybe like coaching staff gets coach. Maybe.

But I just, I feel, that's what we do here in the U.S. Like, I don't know what goes down. I'm sure everybody does something similar. The teams do normally travel together. The Dutch is the Netherlands, right? Yes. This is, do you find me confusing as well? A thousand percent.

Between Dutch and Denmark. No, that, like. Dutch is to Netherlands, as the Danish art of Denmark. Yeah, which, like, you should be in Nathandish. A Neanderthal. A Neanderthal. You have a 1,000. Dutch. I feel like every time, every four year or every two years, it's like when our like global, like, education, like is really put on blast. Agreed. How we got to be Dutch people from Neanderlanden is insane to me. But yes, like Amsterdam is in the Netherlands. And you're loving saying Amsterdam. That feels safe to you. Yeah, right. Right. Amsterdam is in the Netherlands and people who live in Amsterdam are Dutch.

Yolanda Hadid is a Dutchman. Is a Dutchman. Yeah, okay. And she's from. The Netherlands. Yeah. Yeah. Same with Utah.

Yes. And like I will be fully tuned into speed skating. The thing is speed skating is mostly like a single person sport, right? They do have like realized it's like running. Yeah, but it's like everybody is running their own race literally. Until you're a part of like a four person. If she were, but even still like you're responsible for only yourself really. So I feel like you don't get the medal if you're.

team loses, but you slayed your quarter of the real life. No, no, but it's like, they're going to lose. If they're going to lose, they're going to lose. Yeah. And Utah needs to protect you to self and be comfortable. And this is her Olympics. I'm like, she needs to win the gold so she can feel settled in her life and move to Puerto Rico with Jake. If she does not win gold, like Claudia, she might try for the next Olympics. And we'll have four more years of long distance. Okay, the grand hug saw four more years of long distance. We need Utah to win. So she needs to be comfortable. Yeah. She needs to have extra leg room. For sure, but she also needs a support of her fellow teammates. But not really if it's a single person sport. You know,

Nobody wants to go to the locker room and have everybody, especially with the girls. Girls can be so bitchy. Bad for morale. But you know, she runs that town. She runs that locker room, like a ship, like a thousand percent. I wonder if she brought any friends with her on the plane. It's very, um, very Stephanie from Real House of Miami. It's very Megan Fox from Convessions of a Teenage Drama Queen with her Sid Arthur tickets.

Oh, so us going to the Rascal Flats tour is us seeing Sid Arthur. 1,000 percent. Like the farewell tour for the band like that they've loved their whole lives. I was thinking that the other day that we're like so sit-hearted. We're so Lola. Yeah. And what's the girl? The blonde friend.

Is her name Ellen or is that? Oh, yeah. Like it's Ellie. Ellie. Ellen. Ellen. Or is that her actress name? No.

You're definitely onto something. You're so Ellen. I'm so Lola step. I'm so Lola. You would never wear that necklace. Actually, your bottle cap necklace is like. Lola step. Yeah, with your teddy bears.

You're Megan Fox. fine. Yeah. I'm like the rich, cool girl. Oh, no. So yeah, you know what? You're not going to catch us clowning on Utah. She did what she had to do for herself to win gold.

Utah needs to win gold, whatever it takes to get there. Yeah. I support. And by the way, I won't say this for everyone. If LeBron doesn't fly with his team, like that. But also he needs his teammates to pass to him is what I'm saying. Like when it's a team sport. Like that, those dynamics matter more.

Of course. But also, like, I think it's just gendered as well. Like, yes. Diva, take your plane. The man, like, it's yucky. Yeah. Like, it's for girls. Flying private is for girls. Yeah. Also, I see

the team USA really does the most for their athletes. I don't know how the Netherlands sends their athletes. And if it was up to her family. Honestly, I could see them telling them on a bicycle. Like, you know, that's so Dutch. 1,000%. And she's used to the high life with Jake. Like, I'm sorry. This bicycle's

not going to cut it. Yeah, no, she's not going to slum it. They probably took the train or something. Okay, so it's from Milan to, from Instagram to Milan. Yeah, you probably take the train. I think it's all land. They love taking trains in your house. They love. Yeah.

So, no thanks. Makes you think, yeah. Also, some other Olympics drama. Olympic officials are investigating a claim that ski jumpers are injecting acid into their penises. Yes, I heard about this. So acid makes it seem like even crazier than it is. It's hyaluronic acid and apparently it will enhance their performance.

So it turns out that size matters. ski jumping. Before each season starts, competitors go through a 3D scanner wearing only body tight underwear. Their crotch height is also measured in their body suits, which can only have two to four centimeters of excess material, are designed based on these figures. The hyaluronic

acid can increase penis circumference by up to two centimeters, which would then give them bigger body suits, which adds to their ability to jump. Like the meters of the jump. I don't fucking know. Well, I just feel like if you're actually injecting a foreign substance into your penis.

Like, you obviously want it more than everyone else. And I admire your commitment to the craft. And I'm really not bothered by it. Like, if, I don't believe that the margin of, like, difference between a gold medal and a silver metal is penis size. Yeah. You have to be that much greater, you're saying. Yeah, like, you didn't win because you have a better.

But, like, cheating is cheating. And sorry, wrong is wrong. I take it back. Just like, who was looking that closely? Who's a freak who figured this? out. Yeah, or they just like heard whispers of people doing it like it's a known secret in the game.

Is that considered juicing? And it's like hyaluronic acid. I don't know. I put it in my face every night. I don't know. But you guys don't do it. Because of the Zepbound, I do have a couple of spare needles and I put hyloronic acid on my face every day. So maybe I'll experiment this at home with Ben. So that, to what end? Is he going to the Olympics?

Just to see if there's a big difference. It sounds really painful. I agree. You obviously want it more than anyone else. Yeah. But you've lost sight, I think, of what's important. And what's the sport? Is it when you go down really fast and then up and you land a trick?

Yeah. Ski jumping. Oh, and that's the Jessica Chastain movie, right? Yeah. Molly's game. I watched that like a couple years ago. She was like on track to be like a professional ski jumper and then she had an injury. So she became like a pin-jointed.

Right. And then she became a pinneper. She had a freak accident. Maybe she had too much highlanderic acid in her regime. No. It was the pine. Oh, yeah, there was a twig in her. The twig.

In her midst. And she went over a twig as, you know, there's just, that's normal. And the angle that it went unclipped her ski. Do you know how bolted those skis are into those boots are into your skis? Now, is that a true story? Yes. Oh, wow. Yes.

Molly's game's a really good movie. Molly's, I feel like everyone has seen. it, but if you haven't, you have to see it. It's amazing. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, Molly's game. Um, so good luck with that. Sorry that happened. No, I mean, personal accountability, they did that. I wonder if they'll be disqualified. I feel like, yeah. They should be. Like, I feel like if the Olympics doesn't have like insane integrity when it comes to like rules and stuff, who will? Yeah. They sort of set the standard. I agree. I agree. Our next story, Brittany Mahomes, Normani and more NFL wags are making a splash.

for Sports Illustrated swimsuit. Yes, I love this concept. I saw, at first I was confused. I didn't realize that Normani was. A wag? Yeah, D.K. Metcalf is her fiance. And then also, we haven't even talked about how I'm pretty sure Normani's on my season of the Mass Singer.

Really? Who is she? Hold on, let me look it up. I haven't heard that. I've only heard Anthony Ramos. It's not Anthony Ramos. And I just did like a little personal, like investigating. And I don't believe that Chase Stokes.

Corridor Street is Picasso based on just like... The clues. I know, based on some... I also did some like personal recon. Okay. Yeah. I don't think he is either. So who the hell is it?

Philip Phillips? People said that's not his voice. I did listen to Phillips Phillips on the way home last night. It was amazing. Fans strongly suspect former Fifth Harmony member Normani's competing as a crane. Show me the crane. What has she sung? That would be really crazy.

It's kind of like whoever... Sissies of the Mass Singer is putting like all of my ops. Yeah. First, allegedly, Matthew Morrison. But not. Maybe it could be. Normani. Teddy Malencamp's not an op of mine.

Neither is David Ortiz. But the Crisleys kind of are. What did? I need more clues about Normani. Okay. So. I don't think it's her. Based on voice, do you want to listen?

I want to see, hear what song she's saying? not right, but it's okay. Okay. By Whitney Houston is what she performed. Okay. Clues. References to the 90s. Oh, so why would that be Normani? Billions of streams, working 10 times harder and pink ballet slippers.

Wait, why do people think this is Normani? This person said she brushed wings with Janet, Michelle, and even Angelina as a fan. Paula Abdul? The panel and fans have suggested Maya, Normani, Ashanti, or Misty Copeland. Oh, ballet slippers, yeah. Oh. Okay. So, not Normani. No.

What a fun game. I know. Well, she, Normani is. She might not be on the mass singer, but she is on the cover of Sports Illustrated. So the February 2026 digital issue of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit. Oh, I forgot how we got here. Features a bunch of wags on covers.

So we have Brittany and the Holmes, Normani, Claire Kittle, Ronica Love, Kristen Goff, and Haley Cavender. I love this concept. Like I... And Ronica Love is pregnant. And you know I just want to see a pregnant woman on the... cover of Sports Illustrated. I just feel like that's unfair.

Like she, I didn't even know she was pregnant. Um, I love this. I feel like, you know, at one point we did girl boss away from the wag terminology. I think like some people were like,

it's offensive to minimize them to their husband's jobs. But like, I'm just, I really hope we've sort of reverted back. I love wag culture. I don't think it's demeaning. I think that it's a full time career being like a supportive ass wife. Um,

and mother and like holding down the fort while your husband just sort of like throws a ball around. So I'm so back on Wag. I hope we all are. Yes. Me as well. This is really cute. And Normani looks sick. Everyone looks sick. Yeah. This is a great concept. Yeah. Who should like the, was it, you tie? I'm not seeing like a mention. You know, was this like a, what do they do this for? Like February. February digital issue. Okay. So it's a digital issue with seven covers. Always doing stuff. No, I know. And it's like, is this the one is bringing more homes on the cover of Sports Illustrated like. But she was last year.

For the big one. Okay, but this isn't, she was? Yeah, but you know they have like eight. It's so crazy. Oh, yeah, they love eight covers. So we have eight digital covers. Is there anything in the magazine? Yes, like all the girls.

Do they just make covers? So there's like four or five covers. And then, you know, it's like all the girls' spreads are in there. So like. So what's going to be in this one? Is it going to be like more wags? I wonder why they didn't have Olivia. That she's sports illustrated girlie.

She's so s. I actually could see her turning it down. She's been like she talks a lot because she does all these get ready with me is about how like she hasn't bounced back in the way that she wanted to, which is insane because she looks perfect. So actually could see her turning it down. Like be like not yet. Yeah. Because she's done it before and I think like she'll get it offered it again. Yeah. That's just conjecture based quite literally on her get ready with me's. Yeah. That's like Molly when she didn't want to walk in the L'Oreal fashion show. And like that's real. Yeah. That is so real. Yeah. And just like the confidence knowing that they're going to offer it to you like another time. There will be another time. If I got it once, I'll get it again. Yeah, not like, oh my God, this is my one chance. I have to do it even though I don't want to. Yeah. If you got offered to like walk in Sports Illustrated swim week or beyond right now.

No. Like that actually sounds awful. Not one part of me would be like, oh. Yeah. So guys, please don't offer it. Yeah. Don't waste your time. Give it to someone who really wants it.

After my children, my breast lift, my reduction, and my tummy tuck. Give me a call. Maybe. Like I'll see you in actually 10 years. Yeah, but this is a great concept. Yeah, I love it. And I just like, I really love wag culture. And I know, like, maybe it's not woke or whatever.

I just like it. Yeah. I do feel like they don't like the term, but that just doesn't work for me. I know. I actually, the last time I was hanging out with Kristen Youth Check, I was like, do you like, hate wag? And she was like, yeah. Like, they do find it to me.

And like, I get it. But like, I love it. It's so cute. Think of the joy. Think of the joy that it brings America. Yeah. but they don't like it. And you notice the word wag was not on the cover.

Like, and they don't say wag. It's just sort of, now it's implied. The implied wag. But like, what did they say then? They didn't. I think we all just put together like... Page Six is saying wag, but SI is saying... I just put it together.

And then I was like, oh, wait, it's a bunch of wags and Normani. The new era of NFL wags. Oh. It's waggillicious. I didn't know what was happening. Oh, here. This is what they said. For years, wag has been a word used about women rarely.

One women. rarely one women were invited to define. Barely one women. For themselves. Wasn't sports. The one that was accused of having like AI write articles. Let's say, let's see if this is giving chat. It came loaded with assumptions.

Glamour over grit, proximity over purpose. But that version of the story is obviously, I'm sorry. It's so chat. Yeah. In today's sports culture, the women on the sidelines aren't waiting to be seen. They're already leading. That's true. Our February digital issues spotlight six women who are

doing exactly that, reshaping what it truly means to be a so-called wag by simply being themselves. I want to see if there's a name associated with this. With the article? Yeah. Or is it just written by chat botista? Chat Batista. It has like photographed by swimsuits by. I'm not seeing like an author.

1,000. They're never beating those chat allegations. And I actually appreciate like them not spending wasting money on like writers because quite literally nobody's picking up this magazine for the words. You know what I mean? Oh, like I'm looking for some thought-provoking, you know, reading material for my flight. Let me pick up Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition. Wait, this is so funny.

The entire article is about Wag. And they ask each of the models, what does the term wag mean to you? Oh, so funny. I like how we're sitting here being like, I wonder, this is a wag. I wonder how they feel about the term. Okay, so Normani said, I feel like the term Wag definitely needs to be redefined. I feel very sexy. I feel like I'm in my divine femininity.

The photographer is incredible. This is going to be iconic. Okay, thanks for not answering the question. Although I do feel like Wag would mean to take back the term. But Wag would mean different things to different people. Like Normani is obviously like an accomplished performer. Like she has so many different things going on outside.

I think where it becomes derogatory is where it's like, you know, we wouldn't know this person unless they were a wag. Yeah, Brittany Mahomes said, I think being the significant other twin NFL player is an incredibly hard role and we take on a lot of important stuff behind the seems that people don't get to see. Agreed. But we also get to enjoy life and do things that we love too. Yeah, no, Brittany Mahomes is kind of like the quintessential wag, right? Yeah. She's on the cover of Sports Illustrated because of her husband.

We wouldn't know her or her work if it wasn't for, you know, the job that her husband had. So, like, she's someone I find it. Like, Normandy's not a wag. Yeah. Kristen Goff's got the right attitude. She's a wag. She said, I feel like the job. the word wag has gotten such a bad rap over the years. I just think being a wag is so much more than

being the wife of a football player. Yeah. Yeah. And but she's the quintessential wag. Yeah. Okay. I feel wagged out. Now I'm like saying it's so much the word wag. It's like we're all saying the same thing. Everyone's afraid, but like it sounds like everybody likes to be called a whack. And like it's very convenient, you know? Yeah. It's a convenient descriptor. And it's it's so, um, like embedded in culture now. Like, good luck not saying it, you know? Yeah. You sort of just have to let it go. Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story? What number? You know what? It's going to be number five. Do we have TV recap? Yes. Okay, so I'll wait. Okay.

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of Rhode Island, fans got a taste of what they can expect from the new Bravo show. So we got a bunch of cast members, including Ashley I. Kennedy from The Bachelor and one of Dolores Catanian. friends, a former Miss Rhode Island, a pizzeria owner, a town gossip, you've got it all. So the trailer looks horrible, like literally so, like, lowbrow. And I was, like, it's just annoying because, like, Rhode Island itself is so pargy. And, like, they open up the trailer, you know, drone footage of these insane waterfront estates.

And you just know none of the housewives that they've cast live there. I just have quite literally no hope for this franchise. The trailer looked, it just looked like, um, it. actually looked like, you know, a parody of housewives, like something S&L would put together, like a bunch of women who all look the same, arguing with each other about nothing. I could not tell one from the other. And like trying to have like iconic sayings. Like it was so like cringing cliche and like nothing new or never been done before.

And it's really crazy to me that Bravo would pick this up, but not the golden life. A thousand percent. Also, and I really don't mean to be mean or like holier than now. any sense or like, I don't know what the word is, but like a pizzeria owner is just not going to cut it for me personally. I judge housewife franchises on the level of wealth. I'm sorry, it is an aspirational show. And I do think they have found success in certain markets, not just going for like the Uber, Uber wealthy. Like I think, you know, Salt Lake City, none of the women are particularly wealthy. But it works. This is just giving like really, it's supposed to be a. Aspirational.

show. Also, Ashley I posted like her cast photo, which by the way, I think she's a great reality TV person and would be good on the show. But it's almost like they have eight Ashley eyes. Yeah, no, because her caption was from roses to pearls and let me tell you I'm clutching those pearls that I don't own because it's scary over here. So it's like she's obviously coming in as like the one of lesser means. And it's like just so contrived. And I, I'm, it looks really bad. And I'm always really open-minded. I love a new franchise. I actually love like a franchise in its infancy more than I, you know, then a few years later is when I sort of fall off, especially if they live in an interesting location. They keep saying the smallest state with the biggest drama. Like they just

keep saying the same thing. I'm like, this is fake. Yeah, being a parody of an S&L, like that's a great way to put it. It's like what everyone thinks Housewives is. And like we know Housewives is so much more. Like you don't even know the first thing about Housewives. Oh, I literally got emotional at last night's episode. I started crying when Bowes was, you know. having that, like, it is such dynamic what people think of. And, like, this is just seriously a slap in the face. Yeah. It's horrible.

It's like, if you had to ask, like, someone who's never seen housewives to put together a trailer of what they think housewives is, that's what it would be. Yeah. It was really disappointing. Yeah. Like, I don't think I'll give it a shot. Yeah. And I just can't believe that they would pass on golden life and go with something

like that. Yeah, because the bar is obviously in hell. Yeah. Like, we're picking up TV shows. Give us a TV show. Yeah. And like with P. it really is the more I think.

about it like so crazy that they let the show go when they have peacock like I understand maybe at one time when they were just a cable network like we only have so many slots the amount of crap on peacock throw one more on there yeah you never know what's going to take off that's what happened to real house size of miami yeah it was a peacock exclusive because like somebody pitched it and they were like sure throw it on peacock and it became so popular it became it started airing on bravo yeah yeah so hopes are not high no hopes are not high and it was it was disappointing to seem now let's talk about the real house of of Beverly Hills episode that was on last night that was so amazing I felt so many I felt I

don't know maybe I'm like in like a ludial phase but I was feeling very strong emotions like I felt very angry on Dorit's behalf like I literally thought like I think Kyle's disgusting based on her behavior like I don't know if I was just like having an outsized reaction to it but like her like publicly taking Amanda's side like in front of the whole group this girl she's known for five minutes I guess her and Dorit have you know they're in a bad not a great spot, but they have so many years of friendship and history. Like, I thought it was so disgusting. I am a little conflicted.

And I got, like, when fucking Rachel Asso stepped in on Doreet's behalf, and Doreet was like, thank fucking God. Like, yes. Yeah, because Doreet was sort of like bloundering. Yeah. I'm a little conflicted because I'm team Doreet all the way. However, Kyle's point that Doreet talking about all this stuff on TV is going to not be the best thing for her in the end is correct. Obviously, but quite literally nobody's even disputing that.

Like, it's just, it's not the message. It's the delivery. Like to say it to Amanda, like weeks ago is so disgusting. Also, I, I, I, I, I, Kyle did lead that conversation. Amanda did just agree. Agreed. Like, by the way, we're not even talking about Amanda anymore. Like, as we shouldn't be, because all she was said was like, yeah, agreed. Yeah. Her problem is with Kyle. And she hasn't seen that. She was just given information by Sutton. little bit misleading. And where did Sutton get that information? The dinner at Kathy Hilton's house. Oh, Amanda told. Amanda just regurgitated what Kyle said. Like sort of made it her own thought.

So from Sutton, it sounded like an Amanda original. Yeah. So I think at the reunion, everyone will have a little bit more clarity that it's Kyle's original thought. And she's, by the way, she's so valid. Like anything you say. Yes. And this is serious. Like a good friend would say it off camera alone, but a fine friend would say it alone, period. saying it in front of everyone multiple times. And they're just in a bad spot. And it's true. Like anything Kyle's like,

Bose could say it and Doreet would be like, yeah, of course. And then Kyle could say the same thing. And it's because Kyle is coming from a bad place. It's true because Bose only has Doreet's best interest in mind. She doesn't even know Peky. She doesn't talk to me. Hey, when something comes from Kyle,

you have to question what her other motives are because like she has other irons in this fire. And Erica's been like pissing me off these last like two seasons because she says what I'm thinking in her confessionals. And yes, she shouldn't, like, call out Kyle in front of everyone. That's, like, a bad look. But she doesn't ever, like, tell Kyle that she's wrong. And I don't know, like, there's something to be said, yes,

Jarete is saying too much about PK. But, like, Kyle's not saying anything about her divorce. Like, at least, you know, Doreet's having, like, a human reaction to it. And it's like, well, it's nice that you're not fighting about finances. And it's not that you're not fighting over custody. Your kids are all grown. And, like, how nice for you. And that's your experience.

And there's clearly a lot going on behind closed doors with Maricio and Kyle, like that we don't know about. Obviously. Like you're not just best friends and then just get a divorce and everything's like totally fine. Right. So at least like Doreet's being honest with the group. And it's like if Doreet was putting on a brave face and acting like everything was fine and not opening up. They would say you're not being real. We feel like something is going on. So you can't win. Yeah. And like Amanda is really annoying. But like this really wasn't even about her. She's being very Crystal Kong. And I like that everyone's just like sort of brushing it off. Like we really can't entertain moronic.

We can, boundaries. This franchise is better than that. Like, we don't have to stoop that low. Maybe the Real House has a Rhode Island do, but like, we don't have to stoop that low. There's enough meat here. I'm so team Doreet. Like, it's insane. And I was getting so annoyed, but like, it was like solely becoming a pile on.

And then thankfully, Rachel Zoh stepped in. And I just, I love Rachel Zoh. And like this Rachel Zoh, Dorit Bow's triangle, Dweem team. Dweem team. Dweem team. Yeah. Obsessed. No, I was happy for Doreet that like Rachel stepped in.

And I think everyone respects Rachel. I think that Rachel doesn't like Kyle. It's just like the vibe that I'm getting. Oh, interesting. And she's really good friends with Kathy. Yeah. Even when she went over to Kathy's house and was talking about like the group, the group, she was talking about Kyle.

Yeah. But Kathy is open. Like she won't like jump in. But like you can like, remember when Kyle had Rinna over to like with Kathy? Unforgivable. Like seriously unforgivable. So like there's not that. That line for them.

I got really, really choked up for Bose when she found out. like both of the two eggs that they made into embryos, like just didn't take. Like, that was really sad. I know. It was sad to watch, but I do have it in the back of my head that blind item. The rumor we heard.

Which is like booing me because I think that it's going to turn out okay. Right. Like I guess she does go and do it again. Yeah. Or the doctor had suggested like using someone else's eggs. Right. I'm sorry, Bose is just firing on all cylinders as a housewife.

And I do think it's a real testament because a lot of times housewives come on and their personal stories in like the first early seasons of their life, whether it's about like a family thing or you know trying to have a baby it doesn't always hit for me i'm like i don't really know you yet bo's has had such a stellar um what is this her second third season that's insane like i got so emotional for her and yeah i think it's just her second season that's so crazy her impact is insane me me and bed were cackling like she just makes us laugh she makes us cry she's such a voice of reason and i know a criticism of her is that she's just like blindly teamed to reap but like i'm sorry if you're a moral person like you are team to rea no and i think

when someone is your real best friend. That's how best friends act. Like, oh, you're fighting with my best friend. I have my best friends back because I know my friend. I trust my fave. Like, it's not just a blind loyalty. It's like, that's what friendship is. And ever heard of friendship? Kyle was being really crazy. Like, she was getting so angry. It was like a really bad night for Kyle. Oh, you're really angry. Yeah, that's what it was. She was just like, like, fuck, I'm like, God. No, I'm going to read. And I hate when everyone's history, you talk to him up. It is tired. It is tired. And you know what? Like, everyone's always coming. for Dorit and then they're like, well, you're talking too much.

How the fuck is she ever supposed to respond? Yeah. I hate that yet. I like that she said that's old because I think it is old. And like me, I'm like triggered by it. Her title should have had to do with something about talking to her. Her tagline, you mean? Her memoirs.

Yeah. What's her memoir title? Like an unmemorable memoir. Memoirs of a Dorit? I don't know. That would be memorable. Memoirs of a Kemsley. I wonder if she's going to change her last name.

I feel like that's something you do when you really fucking hate your ex-husband. It is called unburdened. Yeah, and we said that'd be a better title for Kamala. You were right. Than 107. Oh, yeah. But that wasn't her memoirs. That was like the date of her campaign.

Yeah, but she should put that in her back pocket one day. To do unburdened. Yeah. That's her word. Yeah. And I feel like she actually is burdened by a lot. Like I think that whole thing was traumatizing for her. So to read is unburdened and then there should be a subheader.

That's bad. Yeah, it is. It should have been like talking too much. Right. Or just like. something different and better it was a great episode it's not my job to come up with the title like literally this is not my book this is not my play um yeah they're a great group of women i love rachel zo i love rachel zo and i'm always

i just feel really like shocked and grateful that she's on the show and i don't she's getting like she cried to what do we owe this pleasure but i actually think it's very good for her like i think her business is successful like i don't think she's in the growing stages anymore more like it's a billion dollar business on its own. I think financially she's set. So I think this is very much like for her public image. I think maybe people would consider her like cold or, but no,

her fifth episode and she's crying. Love that. I think this is a great thing for her, you know, Q score. Yeah, I think also when she was talking to Kathy about how she usually goes to Europe and the Hamptons during the summer and this summer she's not working.

It's because she's doing the show. Yeah. But she makes ever go to the Hamptons next weekend. Okay, good. She needs a vacation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was funny. It was.

Now let's say it to the recap of the greatest show on Earth, which is Traders. Last night's episode, spoiler alerts coming in. We had two people go home. Two kind of firecrackers. Like, we are really left with the worst people. Yeah. And that was my fear with this show. Like, the worse and more boring you are, the farther you will go.

With the more of a splash that you make, the harder you play the game, you will be eliminated. With the exception of Rob, we are left with just like the big group of losers. That's Eric. And this is not personal. They're just boring. Eric, Christine, Mark Ballas, Johnny and Tara. Stephen, like everyone who's been... Mora.

Dorinda, honestly, I'm putting all my all my eggs in Durinda's basket. Everyone's saying, there's no one left to root for. Like all the more interesting people are gone. Now it's like we're rooting for Durinda, which yeah, even I feel that way. I'm reading for Stephen Colletti. Well, the only hope that we have

of someone figuring out it's Rob is Stephen Coletti because Candice told him on the way out he's going to have to do a little bit of mental gymnastics to be like, is it possible that Rob turned on all of his traitors? Yeah, because usually when up until a certain point in the show, if a traitor is throwing out a name,

they're throwing out the name of a faithful. They want to kill the faithfuls. So at one point, do you think that the traitor's throwing out the name of a traitor? It could really, you could make both arguments. Yeah, they just have to sit around

and be like, the thought process of like traitors backing traders is kind of not possible anymore. There isn't someone left here who has backed up Lisa. They don't know Donna was a secret trader and Candace. So maybe we need to rethink.

And so he's not the hero we wanted, but he's kind of the hero we need. Stephen Colletti. He's our only hope. Yeah. I thought Johnny. I'm sorry, Eric being like, I know who's handwriting this is. It's Johnny. Like, magical ears you mean? He's so dumb. And like, when I saw him walk through breakfast, I'm like, fuck. And I actually, I believe. And then, and then when spoiler Rob chooses him, like, recruits him as a traitor, I'm like, fuck more Eric. Now, I do believe that this show is very difficult when you're in it. So like, you're in it. So, like, Yeah, Eric's dumb, but like, I don't think that I would be doing any better.

I have no issue with someone being dumb. Shout out to Tara fucking Lipinski for being like, wait, I'm terrible at this game. Like, yes, Queen, you are. And I imagine I would beat you. And you're right, it does take a very specific type of sociopath like Rob to be succeeding in the way that he is. And it's, I feel like almost like a sealed fate at this point. Like he's got everyone on lock. He's got the double dagger.

Nobody thinks it's him. Moore is in love with him. The women think he's hot. They're not going to come from him. The men respect him so much because he's the only like alpha in the group now. So like are we just going to watch five more episodes of him like playing everyone like a fiddle? Like it's boring.

Yeah. And I'm like mad at him. I don't feel like warm and fuzzy towards him. I don't like what he did. But I respect the like. Yeah, no. He's great at the game. But like at what cost.

Okay. I don't like what he did to Lisa and Candice. It didn't have to be like that. Maybe for Lisa. Like you and I disagree. Yeah. I don't think he had to go so hard. At least I think he could have let her.

her be banished and not coming to help her. I would have been fine with that. He didn't need to facilitate it in that way, but I don't fault him. For not saving her. Yeah. I do wish him and Candace could have continued to work together because people were not really saying Candice. Yeah.

Except Colton. And then he got murdered that night. Like it was safe. Yeah. No, Rob killed Candace. Yeah. Is that blood? I was just thinking.

Is there blood on this tissue? No. I cleaned off my lip gloss earlier. Oh, okay. Is there lip gloss on my face? I just used the tissue. No. That's so weird.

I was like, am I dying? She, like, coughed blood. I'm like, ah! No, it's just, just by the plus. It's like a Victorian. Yeah, like when you cough, it's like, in the movie, you know when they go, yeah. Blood, that person dies.

Back to traitors. Yeah. Rob facilitated the banishment of Candice. He could have easily swayed them one way or the other. So, yeah, everyone is eating out of the palm of his hand, even though Candice, like, you know, she did. everything that she could on her way out to point it towards Rob. That night, they're in the library. Kristen and Eric are like, could it be Rob? No. Oh my God. I'm so excited for Rob for Eric's reaction

to realize. Eric's, they have to post the video of Colton now. Yeah. Let me see if they post it. See if they post it. And that's a fault in the show. We need to see on camera these people who got murdered finding out who the traders are. It's just this little series they do on their Instagram, like a day or two after the episode airs. And it's not working for me. Because the way I needed to see. Let's see if they posted it. No. Mm-mm.

And I will say, like, Candice was great at this game. She got screwed. And I understand why she's, like, not following Rob in real life and why there's beef. Yeah, she was very good. He let her kill Colton, knowing that he had already thrown her name out there. Yeah. That's just, like, backstabbing. And what's the point?

Like, at a certain point in the show becomes pointless. Do we want the traders to win? As a group? Right. Yeah, what is the point now? What is the point? I guess the point, like, that we're all championing is for everyone to figure out that it's Rob. Or what would be, then what? A bunch of losers win, and we have, like, four winners of traders.

And it's like, I guess, like, we could be happy for Stephen and Durinda, dream team. I feel like they are going to get killed. It's going to wind up being like Mark Kristen. Oh, I had hoped that he would. This would have been interesting if, what's the name? Rob had chosen Johnny, recruited Johnny because everybody has the heat on Johnny. But then Tara? Yeah, so that's the only way that

or one way that Johnny and Tara's best friendship would have actually made the show interesting because Rob said he almost chose Johnny to be a traitor with him because everyone's going to kill Johnny anyway and then he's back by himself. Right. But if Johnny's best friends with Tara,

Rob doesn't know that. And then Johnny tells Tara, listen, Rob's just recruited me. I'm a traitor right now. But are you allowed? If you're a traitor, can you tell someone you're a traitor and form an alliance or something?

But that's what Colton tried to do with Lisa Rina. I think, yeah. You can. Okay. So that would have been really interesting. They should have encouraged him to choose Johnny. Yeah.

And then it would have all been for something. He couldn't have chose someone less interesting, which was his strategy. I'm watching a television show. I'm trying to be entertained. And like Eric's not cutting it. No. And we were open with Eric. Like, oh, how interesting they casted a music producer.

He's a songwriter. You said, like, they really cast a wide man. And we have Eric. And that's very exciting. But my time with Eric has come to an end. My time with Eric came to end weeks ago. Like, I literally forgot he was still there. And now it's just like more.

You know who's pissing me off? Mora. Yeah. She gives nothing. She's, I loop her into like the group of losers. And I don't really, I guess she like did sniff out Candace. Like, but I don't really agree that like because her throw away was Rob. Right.

Why that? And then now she's going for him. What does that mean? Why is that weird? Okay. So Candice's only problem at the round table was her evidence. against Rob was so weak, like him dropping the fork. I kept thinking she should have brought up something else.

Wait, hold on, when it comes to Rob. Oh, she should have said, like, everyone thinks Colton dying is, like, a reflection on me. I feel like it's a reflection on Colton. Like, I mean, excuse me, on Rob, like, it's so obvious. Like, that's your best friend in the game. No one would think you. It is you. Right.

Like, she could have gotten more creative with her Rob accusation. But I do think. Just to leave it in the minds of people because now her dumb fork thing is not impactful. Yeah, I do think she did as good as she could. at the roundtable. She kept her composure. She kept her composure. She threw out good arguments, you know, unlike Lisa Rina, who just kept saying, I don't

know, who said she was going to come to the round table and, you know, Lisa fucking Rina. And there was nothing. So I think Candace played the game amazingly. Like, I have mad respect for her. There's nothing more that she could have done. Yeah. Because she was screwed. Yeah.

I just hope somebody puts together that they're probably at the point now where one of the traders has turned on the rest of the traders. So everything we thought up until this point about, like, who voted for her? It's kind of over. And so if they get Rob out now, then like, they win. Yeah, and they have to split the money. Got it. I liked the challenge.

I feel like we were talking last week about how, like, less physically demanding challenges and more, like, this one wasn't intellectual, but it was funny. I liked it. Yeah, it was funny. How did Christine know that the shield was in that thing? It was the only one that had a backing. All the other pictures on canvas. Yeah.

Where has that sort of intellect been this whole time? I was shook. Yeah. So they'll kill someone tonight. Eric and yeah and Rob unless Eric says

he doesn't want to be a traitor and he just leaves then he's dead okay I feel like so either it's no Eric or someone else dies I wonder who I think Eric's probably

going to accept the traitordom and maybe he'll be the hero like he'll sacrifice himself I feel like they'll kill Johnny or Tara because they were close to Candice yeah but that's good they shouldn't kill

because Johnny's a great distraction until Johnny gets home like Rob's still safe they won't kill Johnny. Right. Or Tara. Why? Why not Tara? Because Tara's close to Johnny. Like, that's just, they're like a good distraction. They're so crazy too. Like, they're so inconsistent. Yeah. But they're not going to kill Mark because he just goes a lot. He's a follower. Follower. Yeah. Mora. Stephen. Stephen is a threat. But Stephen's also a distraction.

Yes, he is. Durinda. But also the theory that it's a turret of housewives, like, it's still possible. So that would be a good theory, too. Okay. See you next week. Oh, we will. Oh, Queenie and Weenie. Queenie and Weenie. Oh, Queenie and Weenie. Our final segment of the week where Jackie and I create two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. And it's just like it sounds. If you did something Queenie like, you'll be the Queenie of the Week. And if you were a major weaning this week,

you will be Weenie of the week. My Queenie is Candace. Yeah, she played a rig. I've been hard on her. And I do feel like Tabi La Rasa. And she did so well that I've come back from any, like, negative appearances. opinions I held of her. I thought she played a great game very respectfully, very, and she made a lot of great friends. She seems like a great girl. And I think overall traitors was really great for her. Agreed. Team Monique always in forever to eternity, but I'm separating the order. In that situation. But in this situation, Team Candace. Yeah. And I had low expectations of her. You're right. I mean, I was wrong. And I'm a woman enough to admit that. Yeah.

My queenie goes out to Moira Rose herself, Catherine O'Hara. Devastating week for the community. She's a queen. May she rest in peace. And I mean that, you know, all capitals. Yeah. And then my weenie goes to the person at Bravo who chose to Green Light, Real House Eyes of Rhode Island instead of the Golden Life. And my weenie goes to the person at Bravo who passed on the Golden Life. Right, right. Yeah. I think hopefully they're the same person so they could be one weenie or can be a shared title. It definitely was a group. Whoever said yes to Rhode Island and no to the Golden Life. You know, I heard that, and this is

just what I read in a TikTok comment, that Ramona is banned from the network. Why? I guess, like, you know, some of the unsavory things of, like, the last couple of seasons, not being, like, so woke or whatever. I just feel like, like, everyone at Bravo, like, has a little bit of that. And why Ramona would be banned from the network. Does she go to BravoCon? I was going to just ask you that.

I feel like... Let me ask chat. Is she on watch what happens live? I don't think that's true. And I also feel like those women... When was the last time Ramona Singer was at BravoCon? Those women would have dropped her in a second. They would have said, you can't be on our show.

thousand percent. If we can be on Bravo. Yeah. So I'm going to say false. You read it in a TikTok comment. Yeah. Yeah, I read it in a TikTok comment. The last time Ramona Singer actually appeared at a BravoCon event, according to chat, was

BravoCon 2022. She was scheduled to attend BravoCon, 2020, oh. She was scheduled to attend BravoCon 2023 in Vegas, but was disinvited from the event amid controversy over resurfaced allegations and a publicized comment and therefore did not appear in 2023. So the most recent BravoCon was 22. And when was the last time she was on Watch What Happens Live? When was the last time she was on Watch What?

What's What Happens Live as a guest. Or like, you know, doorbell or whatever. And I feel like Avery Bartons. Really? I feel like you're thinking like a while ago. Maybe I'm living in the past. And you're right. Like they would have dropped Ramona off that show.

They have enough. 1,000 percent. There's no widely reported extremely recent Watcher What Happens Live appearance by Ramona Singer in 2024 or 2025. She was a freaking guest through her time as a Roni cast member through 2021. Oh, so you could be like banned from the network. and then be unbanded, like Nini. Yeah, so she hasn't not been on Watched Happens Live in 2020. So it seems like the last time she was,

something happened in 2023. Bravo Khan cancer, and that was like the last time she was on Watched Robbins Live and she hasn't been at the network since. Okay, but she also hasn't been on a show there since like 2020. Yeah, like. So what could she have done? But also like Nini was suing Bravo and now she's back on Bravo.

It's true. They could unband her. It means nothing. It means nothing. A lifetime ban is not a thing. It's not a thing. They can be mad at her and then be unmad. Like, yeah.

I'm sorry, TikTok. comment or I'm calling. Yeah, sorry. I just feel like recently I've been like reading a lot of TikTok comments. So I just wanted to. No, and like everything is a lie. Or just, just everything is just, you just can't take things at face value. I'm sorry. Yeah. You cannot from a TikTok comment or a TikTok. Okay. Like otherwise you think I have beef with Natalie. Right. When that was not the case. No, sending peace in love. So much love. Guys, that's our show. That's our week. We had a fabulous week. I had a great time. Thank you guys. I want to show. We'll have the fastest straight. to know everybody through Friday in YouTube.

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