The Tooney & Russo Show - Tooney and Russo In Ibiza with Mary Earps

Episode Date: August 5, 2024

Long-time friend of the podcast, PSG’s Mary Earps joins the crew whilst on holiday to discuss the upcoming move to Paris, the reasons for her departure from Manchester United and spills the tea about the trio’s experiences in Ibiza so far. You’ll hear more tales from inside the England camp and Vick asks whether she’d be allowed into the Lionesses’ dressing room if she played a specific artist for manager Sarina Wiegman.

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I lost Les, now I've lost Mary. I think whoever I get closer to decides to leave. I think there's a tear. Oh my God, there's a little tear. I did have a lump in my throat there. Hello and welcome to the Toonie and Russo Show with Vivic Hope. I'm here with two of football's most famous friends, Ella Toon and Alessia Russo and we're in Ibiza! And we gave you a couple of little clues and spoilers at the end of the last episode about who our special guest was going to be. There was the words big and sister. I think it's pretty obvious. Please welcome Mary Earp. In Ibiza, would you believe that? No, it's actually worked out quite well, hasn't it?

Because, well, I was potentially going to do the one in London, but then got the date wrong. You did it on purpose because you knew you wanted to come in. I knew. I had a feeling Ibiza was on the cards, so I said no. So I'll wait. Mary welcome to the pod. Thanks, thanks for having me. We've wanted to have you for a while. Oh stop it. Oh we have, it's true. You know what, one thing I can tell is that there is a lot of respect. Really? Yes, amongst these girls and they talk about you very, very highly's cutesy good job big sister i'm getting sweaty i feel uncomfortable it's also very it's also very hot um have you been listening to the pod i feel like i've seen videos of you supporting i've been a long time toonie and bruce oh podcast big time fan for ages we did a promo video in the changing room we did genuine

really i was really like you were like i made sure the lighting was right for you yeah energy was right in the room yeah yeah you really smashed that I could have done that without you to be fair it's a brilliant it was it was needed and we obviously spoke about you a lot so we had to run a little few things by you didn't we yeah a couple of stories yeah we did you do come up in conversation quite often well tell me because I feel like the last time we had a guest on, we had Leah Williamson. I feel like I learned a lot about not just her, but you guys through her. So, Mary, what were your first impressions? Alessia is just probably the nicest person you'll ever meet in your whole life.

I don't know how someone is so nice because I could not be that nice. Like, honestly, I don't know how to describe it. Just, just you know like how people get in bad moods and go grumpy like it just doesn't happen you don't wake up tired you just I never ever see you in a bad mood I definitely have been in bad moods yeah but then you go oh sorry I'm in a bad mood and then you just snap out of it like that it's not normal. It's not normal. That's lovely, man. And Toonie. Oh, God. Tell us your experience. What do you want to say?

Well, Toonie, I think Toonie's just good fun, you know? Like, you know, I think I've said this to her so many times. She's going to be like, shut up, mate. You've said this about five times this season. But this last season, I feel like we've really bonded even more. Because I think at first, let's be honest, we clashed a clashed a bit didn't we yeah we clashed a little bit personality strong personalities but then I don't know we just really bonded as times gone on yeah we are I think at the Euros as well we got quite close to the three because I realized they were born in the same year

as my sister so as soon as I realized that I just knew why like I just wanted to look after him so is that the sort of relationship you feel like you have because they did say big sister like that kind of nurturing vibe I feel like we wind each other up a lot but we really care about each other a lot so it does feel very sister yeah big sister vibes yeah and I can imagine you know an experience like the Euros which is so unique. It's not like anything that anyone is going to experience.

It will bring people together because you go through this incredible thing together. Yeah, especially the lobster costume. That really brought us together. Yeah, the lobster costume. But then also like because you're with each other so much, like you understand a lot about each other like we know that Mary has oh mm-hmm what you trying to say here you know what we always laugh about when you have like battery for friends yeah I do and then sometimes it just runs out and we just know when Mary runs out and that's fine and Mary just goes off on her own

yeah whereas I don't like to be on my own so I always just sit with a lesser, do you know what I mean? But Mary's like, got no battery anymore, bye. Yeah, and that's it. She will just leave.

And I love that for me. It will literally hit zero and she's gone. She'll just walk out and we're like, where's Mary? And she's just gone. We're like,

right, okay, see you later Mary. I think it's a good way to be. Sometimes you just know, I'm not going to bring anything good anymore so it's best to

save everyone from that yeah when i have nothing valuable to add get out yeah get out of there and go back to the nicest room because these girls have told me that somehow i know you always have the nicest room yeah you know what i picked up on it the first couple of i don't know first couple of camps and i thought i said i think i said to, what's your room like? Like, do you have like a living room or is it a big space? And yeah, I don't know how I've managed to, I think it comes with a little bit of age, doesn't it? You guys will get it too. Apparently it's down to caps.

Is it? So you're up there with caps, aren't you? Yeah, but I think you guys are up there with caps. You've got more than me. Oh, awkward. Well, I'm ringing them then. Get that corner sweet. No, but also it's like, she doesn't just say it like that it like that she's like oh have you got like a sofa in your room?

I'm like oh yeah yeah she's like oh nice yeah and then I'll go into her room like the next day. You walk in there's like a big sofa, TV, fridge, kitchen area and you go around the back she's got a massive double bed, a bar. I'm like my sofa doesn't look like yours. Well I think you really utilise your rooms. I wouldn't want that because all I do is go and sit in my bed. Whereas you actually like to sit on the couch. I do love to sit on the couch. You like to sit on the couch.

I never sit on the couch. Yeah, and I also don't really meet in communal areas to play partners. No, you don't. No, you make good use of that. I really enjoy doing my room. You do your work, you do your business. Yeah I do my business you know. MAU 27. Which is the top. Yeah which is the top. Don't cut this out BBC. And yeah and you know maybe some stretching. I love a bath you know I love a bath. Oh you love a bath. Yeah I do know you love a bath.

Really really love a bath. good stories about yeah well yeah I heard the story about the bath and the base of like an Oscar worthy performance to be honest honestly Alessia and I wrote me in and immediately I was in character yeah like it was I need to play this role it felt like I was really needed in that moment and these guys will know if you say you need me and something I'm there all in I'm committed and i think it probably went a bit far it went on for quite a while it went on we me and zel was laid under the bed waiting for us to come back for like 15 minutes i did think after the whole thing had happened i did think mary kept me in there for quite a while

i don't think she needed to do it that long you already sucked me in after like a minute i didn't need to be in there for 20 minutes you know what i mean you were you were concerned but i had to keep taking your attention you just wanted to call the doc and i was like no no the doc can't solve it you're like what do you mean all we needed to do was put a banner on the bed and some balloons up and we were sat there for half an hour twiddling our thumbs you nipped out to get something then i texted leslie like are you good yet you're like, where have you been? I was like, it's fine, you can go. You can go.

For anyone listening or watching who hasn't heard the story, you were called upon to distract Ella while decorations were put up to celebrate her birthday. And you put on a big performance to ensure that she did not leave that room. Yeah, and I think emotionally, you've also got to take into consideration that I wasn't invited to be part of the balloons in the first place I would have

preferred to be in my room surprisingly so I was I was roped in and at first I thought hang on why haven't I been invited already you were in the bath but but then I just got over it really quick and realized forget about that put your emotions to the side Alessia needs me so that's that's what I did so I so I sort of came up with a little bit of a backspot while I was in the bath so that I had very little time to get to get a story together I think your acting is better than Toonies though yeah this is something I do want to bring up because it came up on the last pod that Toonies got quite a glittering career possibly ahead of her as an actress she's been doing some skits or she calls them stints for us stint acting stint but it would be it would also be an acting thing yeah

and basically all we have to do is give her a scenario and she will give us the scene oh really yeah go on you think of a scenario but your battery probably ran out on camp so you weren't there to see it yeah where is was this part of it at camp you i did i did start out on camp so you weren't there to see it. Yeah, where? Was this part of it at camp? I did start it on camp and now it's become a thing. You did one at Ushuaia last night. I did do one at Ushuaia last night, yeah. Give her a scenario. No, we're not doing another one.

You don't want to do another one? Just a quick one. Go on then. You think that can't happen? Mary's not seen it yet. Yeah. Well, give me an example of a scenario you've done before. Les is really good for some reason at making up the manic scenarios.

She's made up about ten. You're sat here doing the cards. Look at her, she's got them all listed down. No, this just comes out and I'm like, maybe this is my talent. I'll be the director and you're the actress. You're all sat here and Smokey comes and attacks you. Or not attacks you, gets involved in the show. Yeah, Smokey is a chicken, yeah?

He's a cockerel, yeah. He's a big old cock. He's a big boy, though, man. Just picture a big, big boy. Alright. He's over there, I think, now. Well, no, but if you're actually... Ah! If you're actually...

Oh my Christ! Oh my Christ, oh my Christ. What is that? What is that? I like to repeat myself. I repeat my story, so don't worry about it. What is that? I can feel him.

He's on my back. Get off my back! Get off my back! Get off my back! Get off my back! Get off my back! Get off my back! What is that? What is that? I like to repeat myself. I repeat my story so don't worry about it. What is that? I can feel him. He's on my back. Get off, Smokey, get off. You're right, he is a big boy. I was immersed in that. Sorry. Big boy. That's it, I'm done.

Okay, well done, Sue. You just never resolve anything, though. It's always a cliffhanger. That's what I want people to come back for. Tune in to the next episode. Smokey on my back. So you were at camp very recently, obviously part of this was Ella doing acting, which you missed, but how was it otherwise? The camp in general?

Yeah. Well, the only thing I was disappointed about on camp was Toonie taught me a new card game, the camp before, in Holland. And I actually got into it really quick. I'm not really a big gamer, am I? It did take her a few times. Don't be like that. But when I got it, I won. Like I beat Millie and Mary. But like, bearing in mind, Mary never wants to like play games with us, really. It's a big commitment though. You don't really ever want to play games with us. Because it takes so long. Like Mary play Trump and you're like, no, no, I'll play for like two rounds. You can't do that.

Anyway, we taught Mary this game and then every minute of the day she'd be texting us like bring the cards let's play where we're going to play for cards and we're like oh gosh mary really wants to play cards yeah we didn't play it last year no we didn't the love for it died down a little bit over the last 10 days i think but it was i was on it for like three days yeah you were you really wanted to play yeah you rang me when i was doing some uni work obviously not replied to a text, and then she facetimed me and it came up on my laptop so I thought, I'll answer.

And I answered, she went, where are you? We're going to play cards. I thought, when have you ever wanted to play games? And Tune was sleeping so he couldn't even play anyway. Yeah, but you tried to wake her up. I was sleeping. Didn't try and wake her up. I was sleeping. You were long gone.

You were. Did the cards come out to my beeper? I've got cards. I've actually got... You bring cards everywhere. Waterproof cards. Oh, yeah. Good one. Alessia has cards. That's your favourite. My boyfriend knows that Les likes to play cards,

so he found these waterproof cards and sent them to Alessia and then she bought them. Let's play in water later. Get on the... On the top of the water. They float? Yeah. Let's play in water later. Get on the... On the top of the water. They float? Yeah. That's good.

And they're like waterproof so you can just like put cards down on the water. That's great. How exciting. Which is much needed. That's like the card game version of a swim at bar.

Yeah, it is. Great idea. Always a good idea. That is a good idea. How's your time been in Ibiza so far? So far so good. So hot.

It is. I never realised how hot it is. We do mention it. It's warm. It's warm. It's really nice though. Yeah, you texted saying I absolutely love Ibiza so far? So far so good, so hot. It is, we do mention it, it's warm. It's warm, it's really nice though. Yeah you texted saying I absolutely love Ibiza. It's just the energy. So it's your first time? My first time here. Hey welcome. Thank you, I'm enjoying myself, it's been good. The energy is good on the island. Just music playing all the time, everyone seems

in a good mood. What did you put, something about a saxophone? A saxophone and a violinist yesterday at the pool. Yeah. I was in my element. I just thought, yeah, live music, why not? It is, it's like the sort of heartbeat of Ibiza is music. There's music everywhere. Yeah. And it's really beautiful as well. People don't realise that we're up in the north

and it's just pure countryside, nature. We've got the chickens. It's a, yeah, it feels healthy as well. But you can, you know, you can go out, you've got the chickens, it's a yeah it feels it feels healthy as well. Yeah. But you can you know you can go out you've got the nightlife if you want it. Yeah. I have a small battery for that don't I? Just like this much. Well you came out last night. I did. How was the evening? Started off not so great, took me an hour and a half to get a taxi. Nightmare. I don't know what that's all about to be honest. Taxis are not good here. How can you book a taxi and then it just cancels and then and then you're standing in a queue like we've

gone back in time. At the airport? No, at the hotel. There was a queue at the hotel where everyone was waiting to get taxis. I couldn't believe it. But the taxi queues do go really quickly. Oh not at the hotel yesterday. An hour and a half.

Yeah that's long that. So that was a shamble to say. I'm surprised you didn't turn back around. To be honest, I was pushed pretty close at the end. It was a tough call with the wristbands, with Mayor and Grace. The battery ran out. The battery was in minuses. But let's talk about the positives, you had a great time. I did have a good time. When we rectified that situation, and I don't know who the magic man was that rescued it. Oh Mark. Vic. Thank you Mark Gillespie. Thank you, Mark.

Actually, I didn't need to say it. No. It was me. You take credit. Not me. Thank you, because you saved the whole night. We eventually got in after what seemed like a cliffhanger of an episode had finally continued and we got through.

So, great, thanks for that. It was nice to meet you. You came through. She came running through. She was like, I'm in. Everyone, I'm in in i made it thank you no it was fun though it was really nice to see all the girls together as well yeah having a good time because i know you all work hard yeah and it's you know it's not so common that you get

to properly let your hair down. Yeah. We definitely let it down last night. It was nice. It was really lovely actually. It was nice to be in a bit of a big group. Even though there was loads of people there that I play against but never met. Like never spoke to. So it was fun. It was a good time.

And people that we've spent all summer with. Yeah and just add them days on. The whole line is... As if we weren't bored of each other already and we then booked a holiday at the same time. You'd never get bored of me. No, never. I get that impression because it's true.

You go on camp. Well, obviously, you're playing all season. You've got your international fixtures. You go on camp and then you decide, you know what, let's just spend a bit more time. Our downtime, let's spend it together. Yeah, it's a bit weird, isn't it? But we were speaking about that to Jess Carter.

Jess Carter was like, why have you lot done that? Why have you lot booked holiday with everyone else? No, not for me. it together yeah it's a bit weird isn't it but we were speaking about that to jess carter jess carter was like why have yous lot done that why have yous lot booked holiday with everyone else no not for me i'm not seeing any of these until i need to see you she went to me i can't believe you've done that yeah i said well to be honest it's a it's because i'm coming on this podcast and then it just became a bit of an extended trip yeah four days but i don't regret it it's really nicer yeah i do also think that football friends are, like, different. Yeah. Like, you're just so similar

and you just always want to do the same things. And we're, like, quite... I would say we're slightly different from the, like, normal girl our age. Slightly. Yeah. Like, to run around, get sweaty, dive around in the mud. We want to, like, come to Ibiza and, like, head a ball in the pool and stuff sometimes every now and play cards play cards we just have a really good time together i feel like we're always laughing it's your job yes but you don't think of

it as work in the same way that someone might be like i don't want to go on holiday with my colleagues from the office which would feel weird yeah and it's so intense football and you go through so much together like emotionally as well as on the pitch that i feel like you just become really good friends with people because you see them at the highest and the lowest so yeah it's just nice to have a completely different time away with them. search tools, deal ratings and price history. So you know a great deal when you see one. That's cargurus.ca. Cargurus.ca. Hello.

I'll start. No, I'll start. No, I'll start. Go on then. Who are you? I'm Miki Oliver. And I'm Lily Allen. Our podcast is called Miss Me.

Miss Me. We're going to talk about everything you talk to your best mate about and everything that's affecting all of us. What she said. I don't want to be like, I'm a single girl in East London and you're a married mother in Brooklyn, but that is kind of what the truth is. Basically what we're doing here. We'll be talking about things like early crushes,

rude children, techno, personal finance, grief, and ambition. Miss Me. Miss Me? With Lillian Makita. Listen on BBC Sounds. Mary, we do have to talk about the fact that this summer is a turning point for you.

You know, you signed with PSG. Congratulations. Oh. I'm sorry. That was the basis. Oh no another sentence coming. Mary's left United, go. How, first of all how are you feeling Mary? Are you excited? I cannot wait. I cannot wait like literally a few days after this I move so there's a lot to do in a short space of time.

But I'm so excited to get going now. And how are you feeling, Ella? Oh, I'm really sad, but so, so happy for Mary. She deserves everything. And I think Mary's dream, and it always has been, is to just play at the highest level, play in the Champions League, and that's what she did. So, yeah, we'll definitely be watching and supporting but i will miss having you around i know i'll miss you too i lost less now i've lost mary i think whoever i get closer

decides to leave i think there's a tear oh my god there's a little tear i did have a lump in my throat it sounds like from what you're saying then it was an easy decision to make it was oh don't put that out into the atmosphere i'll. I'll never get over that. No, it was a tough decision to make, I think, because I was there for so long, if you know what I mean. And I have great relationships with people. So it's not just, you don't just pick your life up and move on a whim. But equally, I think the opportunity to play for a great team in top competitions be in a position to win silverware um I've been fortunate enough to to have a really good few years and and win a few trophies and it's just a feeling that I don't know you just people I always say this to people it's

like oh well surely you people would think oh she's won some silverware now. She's done. But it's like an itch that you can never scratch enough. And it just makes you more and more hungry to win. So, yeah, I'm looking forward to doing that. And hopefully, yeah, adding a few more trophies to the cabinet. Yeah, I think that makes sense. I think people will fully understand that. I hope so. I hope so.

Bonjour, bonjour. Bonjour. How are you looking forward to the changing culture? You know, that's a move in itself. Yeah, it's a lot. So I moved to Germany for a year back in, what, 2018. So I kind of know what it's going to be like in terms of how long it's going to take me to settle

and all the little teething issues that come with that. But yeah, I'm looking forward to it. I think the best way to do is to just dive in, really. I don't have a clue about the language. Oh, hey, no pun intended. She gets me. Yeah, and just go for it. So yeah, hopefully I'll pick the language up pretty quick

and just hopefully get on with the girl as well as well. Well, we can all throw a couple of phrases in. I feel like we've all got some like textbook french yeah je m'appelle mary yeah je m'appelle mary we like that one don't we i do like like that one. And do you know any players already? Do you have friends? Yeah, Toonie knows some Billy No-Mates don't you? No. No not really, I know a couple of the girls who are actually at United. But yeah it'll be a pretty fresh start.

I've played against a few of them but I think they're a really good team so hopefully I can just I can add and help yeah as well well for any player when you make a move like that what is it like getting set up like did the club help you find somewhere to live or you know those little things that you don't really think about because you think oh we're just playing football but you're not you're also making a big move yeah I'm well yeah I'm going to be experiencing that the first few weeks I think I'll be in a hotel for a bit but unless it must have been same for you when you were going to Arsenal yeah I think you can get as much or as little help as you need a lot of the foreign girls that come over they get so well looked after and they literally everything's taking care of them and I think they do a really good job at that especially at Arsenal like looking after people and making sure that

you're all settled but yeah it's tough i mean i quite like going on right move anyway so i enjoy looking at uh places to live in it's quite addictive isn't it yeah even in paris yeah in paris do they have right move in paris no they don't i had to ask what is the equivalent of right move or zoopla and i don't think it translated that well but i got there in the end right yeah house yeah help once you're settled and you want some visitors to come out you know what what are you going to be showing them what's going to be the perfect day honestly i don't really know much about i've been a few times but i feel like I'm going to be going there and experiencing it as a tourist first. But I'll make sure you guys have a bedroom. I'll come and have some frog flags.

Yeah, we'll have to do that. Have you had snails? Yeah, I have. Garlicky, aren't they? I'm not asking. I like them. I was in Paris the other night for work and after the job was over, got back to my hotel room and went on Deliveroo and ordered snails. Oh! Deliveroo, some snails. Oh. I did. Deliveroo some snails.

Oh, my God. And they came and they were really nice. They were from, like, a little restaurant in a little Tupperware type thing. Oh, nice. All the garlic. So nice. Oh, I think that's the last thing I'm ordering on there. I feel like it's...

French fries. That's the first one. Yeah. No, but you can. You can do it. French fries and snails. Frog's legs. Do they come in the actual... In the shell. Shell. You've got, like, a little fork, haven't you, to get it out? Oh, you get do it. French fries and snails. Frog's legs. Do they come in the actual?

In the shell. Shell. More like a little fork, can't you? To get it out. Oh, you get them out. Yeah, escargot on the go. Next weekend off, you'll have to come out. We'll experience it.

Yeah. Been bit. I get bitten alive. Never. What you need to do if you are finding yourself getting bitten, you need to be next to someone with sweet blood. So always go for the person with the the nicer blood that would be me yeah stay

close to me yeah so you guys are fine because i'm attracting them no until they bite you can they tell before or not they have that thing where when they bite you i've actually had two since i've said oh yeah that's a big one yeah um that they say i don't know what it is it's like signals that you've been bitten and that you're good and then more of them come. They all come. Yeah. Wow. I don't give off those signals. Mary, before you announced the move, you went out on a high, lifting the FA Cup trophy.

Yeah, that was good. I was there. I was very proud of you. It was a great way to say goodbye. It was. What were the celebrations like that evening? What did we do? Oh, we were in the family and friends

room for ages weren't we yeah um that was nice that was nice for everyone to be together and then and then everyone kind of split off a bit and then we came back together a bit later yeah it was i think it was just nice to win our first trophy together weren't it and yeah i know you the people who'd been there for six years had won the championship already but this was like i'd been there for five a lot of people had been there for a long time. It was our first major one. And the FA Cup is the one everybody wants. Yeah.

So no, it was, yeah, it was great, wasn't it? It was unbelievable. Yeah, it was a good day. Once in many more. It must have been because you DJed for us before. It must be. Guys, I was so nervous, but then had the best day. It was so hot as well, wasn't it?

It was so hot. It felt like a carnival yeah it was like as soon as you had any kind of brassy you know those kind of sambury beats playing with the sun shining and just everyone was just so great everyone's in such great spirits the crowd was amazing like i absolutely loved it it was just a great atmosphere um can you imagine having a dj in the changing room? That would be sick. Because you're just saying Sambury beats there, I'm thinking, I don't know what that is.

But you would just feel the rhythm and be like, yes, Mamma Mia's going off, let's go. Well, they're the tracks that went off. I did a little mix where I tried to get in everything that you guys have mentioned that everyone loves, like as quick as possible, one after another. But it's just, it's a vibe vibe I'll do it in the changing room next time yes you're not allowed

like outsiders in the changing rooms are you no I feel like it's we could just put your deck stopping car why not

well we could try try it for a training session at least yeah give it a go okay well I'll be there I reckon Serena

would have that Serena we got a special guest coming in yeah we won't tell you what she does but it'll be great I'll get you a ticket to Ushuaia.

Serena does love Burner Boy, to be fair. Yeah, I think she would like it. If you played a bit of Burner Boy, then you'd be all right. I love that Serena's into Nigerian music. She loves Burner Boy. Yes! You tell my mum. Sometimes when we're playing music on the bus,

she's like, what's this? Put Burner Boy on. Well Mary, it's been so much fun. Thank you so much for joining us on the Toonie and Rousseau Show. Thank you for having me, I've had a blast. But apparently PSG is not your only move of the summer. That's the rumours. Those are the rumours on the street.

Yeah, because you're going to be moving into my role and taking over as presenter for a bonus episode here on the island. One time only. One time only deal you never know if it goes well i don't think it will don't worry i think you're safe well i've got dj in the changing room so listen we're here for a job we should be a recruitment agency we've got all the ideas we can all just switch roles we'll do a bit of everything you know perfect um but if you're up for it i'll give it a go but what do i what do i need to do tell me because you know you just do

it so seamlessly first and foremost i've got to read that's going to be a problem i think take the reading with a pinch of salt okay just make it up just make it up as you go along i'm good at making it up you're good if they don't give you an answer first time ask again because there's always something there's always something keep going'm going to be the quiz master. Oh God. And maybe think up some scenarios because I feel like Ella's got a couple more scenes. Retire Downie. Oh, retired actor.

No more of them. No, I think we could easily get you on EastEnders you could get on. That's BBC. I think it's Baby Steps. I feel like we start with, you know, Corrie, but you're getting an Oscar one day. Yeah, one day. Can you do an EastEnd accent? All right Alright mate. Say,

listen to the bonus episode available on BBC Sounds. That's a lot of words. No, in a Cockney accent. Oh, Cockney accent. Come on, Junie, don't let the punters down now. A bit like mine. You haven't really got an accent. I imagine it a bit tense. It's not at all like yours, Alessia. Alright, girl, what's happening? Yeah. Say it. Listen to... What's happening, girl? You're all right. All right, listen to bonus... episode on BBC Sounds. Hey, that was all right, that bit.

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