The Trillionaire Mindset - 17: AMC $100k??
Episode Date: January 21, 2022AMC to 100K?! Probably not! This week Ben and Emil dive deep on the AMC meme stock and joke about the online scammers ruining the fun. Listen on Apple Podcasts: http://apple.co/trillionaire Want to ...get started? Head over to https://Wix.com and create your website today. Go to http://public.com/TRILL and you’ll receive a free stock once you open an account. *This is not investment advice. Offer valid for U.S. residents 18+ and subject to account approval. See Public.com/disclosures/ Go to https://SHOPIFY.com/trill , ALL LOWERCASE, for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features Trillionaire IG: https://www.instagram.com/trillionairepod/ Trillionaire Twitter: https://twitter.com/trillionairepod TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BEN https://www.instagram.com/bencahn/ https://twitter.com/Buncahn EMIL https://www.instagram.com/emilderosa/ https://twitter.com/emilderosa *DISCLOSURE: THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS VIDEO ARE SOLELY THOSE OF THE PARTICIPANTS INVOLVED. THESE OPINIONS DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF ANYONE ELSE. THIS IS NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE. THE VIEWER OF THE VIDEO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSIDERING ANY INFORMATION CAREFULLY AND MAKING THEIR OWN DECISIONS TO BUY OR SELL OR HOLD ANY INVESTMENT. SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THIS VIDEO IS CONSIDERED TO BE SATIRE AND MAY NOT BE CONSIDERED FACTUAL AND SHOULD BE TAKEN IN SUCH LIGHT.* Links: Can’t Handle the Dip: https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/s81hbe/i_dont_know_this_ape_but_randomly_seen_this_on/ Trey’s Trades: https://twitter.com/HFMajorTom/status/1482090467479244804 Tara Bull: https://twitter.com/TaraBull808/status/1483442049265270784?s=20 Mike Tyson x Gorilla: https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/boxing/mike-tyson-gorilla-zookeeper-fight-ten-thousand-dollars-a9452531.html Investor’s Hub: https://investorshub.advfn.com/ Microsoft Buys Activision: https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/01/18/microsoft-activision-gaming-social-media-metaverse/ Withdrawal Halt: https://gizmodo.com/crypto-com-halts-withdrawals-for-14-hours-after-unautho-1848374433 Wolf Game: https://wolf.game/ NFT Ethics: https://twitter.com/NFTethics/status/1483051289022017538 FedEx Missiles: https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/us-faa-halts-review-fedex-proposal-install-a321-laser-based-missile-defense-2022-01-18/
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Came here to squeeze some short nuts cuz I'm a monkey. I stand up to wipe all right. I'm a monkey who put all my money
You think I'm scared you think I'm scared to be down a hundred thousand dollars. No
Cuz I'm a tough monkey
Like what what is what it's just it's ape together. They also do they realize how confusing it is now with board eight
Yacht Club. Yeah, it's very good. It apes. It's very confusing. And now we've got the
eight army. It's just they should link together because
eight together strong. Yeah. And there are 10,000 of those
board apes out there. If Harambe and Coco could have just
gotten together. Uh huh. None of this ever would have happened.
That's true. Wow. So there there is this guy. That's a lot of it.
How did Coco die?
Did she get shot, too?
Yeah, she was gunned down.
Oh, my God.
Wrong place at the wrong time.
Oh, man.
Not exactly that reaction out of you. I'm just waiting for the thing to go.
I saw a woman in a, you ever see those people who wear those?
This is, you're on native landhats?
No, I've never seen those.
It's always like a white woman.
I say to her.
But I say to her.
But I say to her,
Ladies, so are you.
I don't know if you're aware.
Yeah, I saw when I was walking your dog this morning.
Uh huh.
And I just wanted to be like,
we're in a gentrifying neighborhood, lady.
Yeah.
You're walking a designer dog.
What kind of dog was it?
It's like a French bulldog.
You ever seen like a great dane,
and you just go, man.
You gotta have two bags for that, you know?
Yeah.
We're 43 seconds in,
and we've already managed to incorporate toilet talk.
Speaking of, man, we gotta,
you know, I'll just get it out of the way.
Who cares?
Check the disclaimer.
You gotta click the thing and check the disclaimer.
But anyway, ass pain.
Apparently a lot of you guys identify with,
or have experienced debilitating ass pain,
just like me, the Proctalgia Fugax.
I got some DMs thanking me for raising awareness.
And...
Oh, did they, did people finally figure out what was going on with their ass?
Yeah, it was a couple people.
Couple people didn't know what it was.
And we're like, thank you for making me realize what was going on.
One guy, or I don't remember, someone said, thank you so much
for telling me how to fix it, because I was experiencing a lot of that stuff.
Oh, you got some guy, cat cowing. Yeah, it worked. So, moo hiss baby moo hiss.
That worked. It really is a miracle. I love cat cowing, man. Yeah, I didn't do it this
morning. I should have. Also, it's so nice to figure out what your ailment is.
Yeah.
I had a, I get these very strange random chest pains.
Oh, that's called, that's a thing.
And they're arresting.
It's, it's so scary.
When it first started happening, I was like,
what is going on?
I went to the, I went to the doctor,
they put me on a stress test and everything and they couldn't recreate it. So they were like, what is going on? I went to the doctor, they put me on stress tests and everything,
and they couldn't recreate it, so they were like,
we have no idea.
Wait, really? That's pleuritis.
No, it's not.
Do you know what pleuritis is?
It's like a paint, it's like when there's an air bubble.
Yeah, no, it's not that.
Oh, okay.
So, weird.
I was with a med student, and it happened, and I was like,
and they were like, what happened? And I explained it to them and they were like,
oh, it's a pre-cordial catch or something.
I forget, I think that's what it's called.
It's super rare, but it's harmless.
Interesting.
I get pleuritis from time to time,
which is like, gas, is that what it is?
I don't know.
It's something between the lung and the thing
that holds your lung in place.
It's like a pressure thing and to release it,
you either take a big breath or exhale.
Oh no.
And it pops, you feel it pop.
But right before it pops, it gets more painful
and then it goes away.
So you kind of have to push through it.
When this happens, yeah, breathing in
makes it feel way worse.
It gets super intense.
Yeah, it might be this, Pluritis.
Okay, Ben, fucking figured out Aspen,
and now all of a sudden he's a doctor.
Figured out Aspen.
Hey, can I get one Aspen?
I was gonna do, what were we talking about on the way in here?
Only fans?
How we don't like,
No, we were talking about only fans.
Yeah, we were.
We were talking about how only fans, we we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, Because you were going through the menu. Yeah, the menu included.
You could buy socks that were worn.
Warn socks.
And you could also buy panties that were worn.
And you said, I think this is good because why?
It gets us one step closer to good public transportation.
And here's why.
Because in Japan, you can buy women's underwear
in vending machines.
Anywhere you want.
Anywhere you want.
You can just, you can go if you're feeling horny,
if you just need to feel a connection
to another human being, you can go insert
however many yen it takes and purchase
underwear that has been worn by a woman.
Presumably, I mean, for all we know,
it's just underwear that's in there.
But anyway, Japan has some of the best public
transportation in the entire world.
They're growing, they're fast.
So if this is my logical leap,
is that, yeah, there you go, you can buy.
You can buy.
My logical leap is that,
if it gets us closer to being like Japan, I say I'm all for it.
Sell your underwear.
So.
Famously low inflation too.
Yeah.
You guys want low inflation,
you guys want bullet trains?
Start buying used panties.
Bullet train?
Baby, there's only the first, yeah.
You got a crawl before you can walk, right?
Yeah.
Exactly.
So there was that in the ass. So baby steps. Yeah, you got a crawl before you can walk, right? Yeah, exactly. So there was that in the ass.
So baby steps.
Yeah, baby steps.
And good for her selling that stuff.
Hell, I would sell my used underwear if anybody wanted it.
The annoying thing is people will comment like that they want it, but they won't actually
buy our underwares.
Well, I mean, we could see, we could challenge them and say, okay, send me money.
It's up on them.
We'll set up a little website so we can order it.
You know what's perplexing.
I don't think I want to sell my underwear.
No, I mean either, but you know what's perplexing to me is how until I was in my 20s, I wore
white underwear.
Why?
Why would they even make white underwear, especially for men?
It is weird.
Also.
I'm talking about the doodoo stains.
The, the, the, where you, a lot of us were susceptible to as, as kids.
The, the people who, I don't know what you wear, so I might be, I don't wear white underwear.
No, I know, but the, also I famously, are those the loose ones?
No, they, they hug.
Okay.
Cause like adults who wear just the straight up shorts,
like the loose box or shorts.
What are you doing?
Insane.
Yeah.
I also didn't know how to properly wipe my ass until I was like,
I know, this is one of my favorite stories.
Oh, should I tell it?
I don't know, it's insane.
Who cares, we got that.
So it's a good way to start the episode.
Hey Glenn, this is gonna be a real treat for you.
Glenn, the compliance guy, he's gotta review this tonight.
So yeah, I didn't know how to,
I didn't know what I was doing.
Oh, so just for the audience,
this is the kind of like stuff Ben would tell me
when we first met.
Well, because that's how you get to know a person.
It's debatable.
Also, I guess, yeah, nothing like this
has ever happened to me,
but sure, go ahead and tell them. And this is a, this was a real, this was a life-changer for me,
right? Yeah, it sounds like it. And I really hope that I don't regret this, but what do I have
got to lose? Who cares, you know, I mean, this was years ago. Yeah, it was, it was, yeah, almost
10 years ago. You figured out how to wipe your asses. Yeah, my older brother was visiting from,
I have a half brother who lives in Washington and he
was in town.
And, you know, when he comes to town, we would get rowdy and I would, my other brothers
would try, we would all try to make him laugh and get his attention because brothers crave
older brothers approval.
Anyway, we're driving on the freeway and pulling off this off ramp.
And my brother Matt was in the car alongside us
and my other brother Sam was driving the family minivan.
And I said, pull alongside, man, I'm gonna moon him.
And I opened the rolling, the sliding door of the minivan
and I moond Matt.
And then, you know, we had a laugh.
And when we pulled over to where we were getting,
Matt goes, what is wrong with your ass
And I said what are you talking about and he said it's filthy I
Was mortified I was like well, I mean yeah naturally asses are filthy. He goes. Do you know how to wipe?
I
Mean of course
You go to the bathroom you stand up and you, and he goes, you don't
stand up, what are you talking about?
And I said, well, yeah, I stand up and I wad a big thing, a toilet paper.
You know, and he informed me that that's not the proper thing to do because you can get
inkblot test action going on.
I'm so sorry about this.
No, it's okay.
But I literally, it got in my head
and I was like, okay, maybe I need to change
some things around here.
And there was a website, howtowipeyourbut.com.
No way.
It's where to go, howtowipeyourbut.com.
Some very kind soul put that out there
and it's just like three steps.
It's just get, I was using way too much toilet paper.
This is so embarrassing.
This is one of the first times I've actually used it.
This debate happened in high school for like,
for you?
Only because, you know, we, I played sports
and there was like a, you know,
God, how to wipe your butt.com.
No, go on.
But in the locker rooms and stuff,
we would mess around with each other
and like bang on the doors and you can always see
a little bit in and we saw our one friend
was standing up to wipe and we were all like,
what are you doing?
That was me, man.
But then we found out that a lot of people did it.
Yeah.
And then we were all asking each other,
you said her stand, sit her stand, sit her stand.
It is not, I am an anti-stand person.
And anyway.
What's your butt cheeks kind of clothes when you,
yeah, exactly.
It defies logic and it is stupid.
And now I know, listen, everybody,
I'm an adult human being and I know how to operate as such.
And if I were to moon my brother today, you know what he would say?
Damn, that thing's clean as a whistle.
That's one clean ass.
One clean ass. My God, my brother, is the cleanest asshole I've ever seen.
You know, that is not the first time my ass got me in trouble either.
Oh boy, I think you've talked about some.
Oh, you know, maybe I'll say it for no time.
Yeah, maybe we should get off deadly asses for a second.
Oh, wait, before the...
What? Fine art. We should get off dead he asks his first second. Oh, wait, before the, what?
Fine art.
Okay, we wanted to share this cool piece of art
that was gifted to us by a friend of the pod, David Hoon,
who is, he's a guy in Canada who was a former financial advisor
turned artist and he makes these, he makes these cool, he makes these cool pieces of art on dollar bills and he made us one
for the show.
This is a one of one edition of a dollar bill in what is this shit called?
It's not glass.
Oh, someone in the comments.
It's the stuff they put Harrison Ford in, Han Solo.
It's a calcite.
No, it's not.
Anyway, it's not cement. It's a calcite? No, it's not anyway.
It's not cement.
It's definitely not cement.
A acrylic, that's what it is.
But anyway, we've got me and Emil, you know.
It's super sick.
Yeah, it's really cool.
He got me wearing the target shirt in a stack of American express cards
in an airplane.
Man, I hope I don't end up broke to the point where I got
to crack this baby open. It's close. Hey, as soon as they open up one of those, uh,
a painting machine, a painting, a machine, he was in this dollar. Anyway, give David a,
uh, check out David, put it on the, you should put it on the front of the, so we can see
it. Yeah, yeah. We'll leave it up for this episode. why not? Ba-ba-da-bing.
There it is.
There it is, folks.
Anyway, we were also on another podcast.
Yeah, we wanted to tell them to go check it out
because we had a lot of fun.
I don't think we'll be invited back,
but you guys should go check it out.
We went a little, you know what it is?
What?
Do you know how you're not supposed to buy?
You can have two dogs, but don't get two dogs at the same time, like from the same litter.
Yeah.
Have you ever heard this?
No.
Well, it's basically, you know, the dogs won't listen.
You take them home and they go, I don't know what this guy's talking about.
I know what this dog's talking about.
I'll just, me and the dog will hang out.
Yeah.
So it could be hard to train them.
Are you saying that we're like two dogs
in the same place? We're like two chocolate labs. Yeah. Chocolate labs are the worst. We're
just two chocolate labs and they like opened the fence and there was a pool and we just started
running around. Yeah. So we were trying to ask his questions and we were just talking to
each other. Yeah, we were just
Anyway, it's hooting a half with Matt King and Mike Sheffer two friends of ours. So go go check it out Check it out give them a follow and a like and subscribe and all that stuff kill your parents. Shoot your pants
Kill your parents quit your job. Shoot your pants. Yeah, which is the motto of the show
Not there is ours. I think why did I tell Why did I spend three minutes describing your dirty asshole?
I don't know, I tried to tell you not to do it.
You know, at this point, truly, who cares?
I'll be dead in a hundred years, maybe even fewer.
I hope sooner.
Well, I'll take that as a nice thing
because I know you don't want to be the real bad.
You don't want to see a hundred years. Hundred, yeah, I think I'd be, because I know you don't want to be a real bad. You don't want to see 100 years.
100 years.
I think I'd be, I think if you live to be that old, you're, I mean, who cares?
I'd be smoking cigarettes.
Well, maybe you don't figure out one of those like, uh, huh?
There's like, what is what?
In red Mars, they have like a...
What is red Mars?
It's this book and they go to Mars
and they figure out how to like make you live longer.
It goes into your body and it like recodes your DNA.
It fixes all the flaws in your DNA
and you can live like decades longer.
Huh.
Elon's working on it.
In the brain implant, you just hear him making 69 jokes.
Yeah, I wouldn't take it from Elon.
Yeah, me either.
But I would take it from Vlad and Saks.
From Vlad and Saks?
The guys in the book.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what it that is.
Anyway.
Go watch, you didn't have.
Go watch, you didn't have.
We're gonna have to cut out most of this.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
A couple other.
What is Discord like? I got, so in the last No, we're not. A couple other. What is Discord Light Mode?
I got, so on the last episode, I had a bunch of screenshots from Discord, and I got
roasted by people saying that I have it on Light Mode.
And listen, I have everything else on Dark Mode.
And why is that something to roast someone over?
Because it's like a noob thing to do.
Why?
Because Light Mode is annoying, it's hard on the eyes. I have mind set to light mode,
probably. He's got Twitter set on light mode. No, I don't. Yeah, look, no, I have mind set to
all of my apps. You can do it on the settings. Oh, yeah. During the day, it's on light mode,
and at night, it's on night mode. Oh, okay. It's kind of nice. Mine is always. When the sun goes
down, I see it switch over. It's the same thing on my computer too.
I'll be working and then it depends on the time of year,
but right now around 5'30, everything goes black on my computer.
Interesting.
Well, speaking of that somehow.
Oh, right.
I'm terrible.
I'm terrible.
This is the thing.
I just like talking to you.
Yeah, me too.
So what happened?
You got a special gift. Yeah, I got to give someone a shout out. This is never in all my life that I think this would happen to me
This woman Meredith Rector, I believe her name is she wrote in a very thoughtful email about our
student loan episode.
Should some very nice insights.
And then at the end, she wanted to buy me a cup of coffee
and then she sent over a Starbucks gift card for me.
She didn't send me one.
No, which was nice.
I didn't want it anyway, because I'm happy to spend my own money.
I can buy you one.
There's a little bit, there's enough on there.
So thanks for the stuff.
No, but thank you.
That's very kind.
I never expected that to happen.
It feels good, huh?
It's insane.
Also, we're gonna put the burp jar on eBay.
Oh, we're gonna auction it off.
And then all the money,
I think we found a wildlife fund or something.
Yeah, it's called Ben's Ben's Ben cons wildlife fund.
So it's legitimate charity.
And it goes to helping the forest in Ben's asshole that is filled.
Come on, man.
It's not that bad.
It's fine.
Okay.
It goes to clearing Ben's.
Go on.
That's all.
Oh, no, no, no.
We're gonna put it on eBay.
eBay and we're gonna auction it off.
And it's gonna be fun.
Get it up if you want it to go.
And if we make a little money and can donate to somewhere,
we'll try to do it again.
Yeah, that'll be fun.
Why not?
So let's get right into our show. money and can donate to somewhere, we'll try to do it again. Yeah, that'll be fun. Why not? Yeah.
So let's get right into our show.
Ben, can we try to, like, Tarantino this one?
And I figured we could play the video of that woman first,
and then you can kind of explain what's going on.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do we have it?
The woman who is emasculating people who can't handle the dip.
We're talking about AMC.
We got to, we're going gonna die right in the AMC
So this this story. I don't it's like just fully broken. Yeah, so let's let's roll the clip big fucking day today
Oh, all you mother fuckers were saying we need the blacks one of them. We want everything to fucking crash around us
That's gonna be the catalyst that sets everything off now. See a bunch of whiny ass bitches in the 70s damn this that's what I have to say that
flipping us off the stuff that you come here for huh to play fucking
patty cake in the playground make some fucking friends yes or you in this
play to become a fucking millionaire make life-changing money which one are
you oh my god because now is when you have to prove for the fuck you are Jesus Christ and I'm here back my shit up
I'm speaking out now when we're dropping low as fuck nice here to shit
Zero fear. Oh, I look like this. I'm going to work out. Oh, I'm gonna be looking at my fucking portfolio
With some fucking ape. Oh
And I know that I believe in the fucking my last. What are you believe in?
I believe that you are probably down a lot of
You know what apes do they eat their own shit. They throw their own shit. That's what apes do. I mean I
She scares me. She does scare me. She's talking about AMC, the stock, which is...
Why did they call themselves Apes?
Because I don't know.
It started with the GameStop thing,
because they were just saying,
I like, you know what?
You're like,
Yeah, because Apes follow A...
Oh, it's like...
Silverback.
No, it's from,
it's a reference to the movie
about the monkeys you take over the world.
Planet of the Apes.
Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, cuz the one ape goes
many ape together strong
ape together strong. Are you serious? Yes. I'm serious. That's where it comes from ape together strong
Wow, which is what the smart monkey in planet of the ape says well, they all end up being coming smart
But the smartest one Oscar
I wish Coco the
gorilla was here to see this sign language like she's like a pussy by AMC tell tell Robin
Williams to buy AM why Robin Williams, him and Coco were like best buds now they're
both dead in heaven.
Yeah, my death Uncle Jeff would have us erase him
Speaking the alphabet versus him signing it and looking back
I'm like I had no idea if he was really doing it. I didn't speak so he literally just went like this and was like I beat you and I'm like fucking okay
What's going on with AMC? AMC is doing what stocks do when they shoot up to levels that they probably shouldn't
be at and it's slowly selling off.
And people are being scared, little bitches.
People are being scared and she refers to a moass, which is an acronym for Mother of
All Short Squeezes.
Because there, I mean, there's so much to talk about with this.
Basically, when the game stopped, debacle happened, people also aped into AMC, Blackberry,
Bed Bath and Beyond.
They were all part of the basket of meme stuff.
And AMC kind of took on its own life and it became, it be a lot of people
thought that it would become the next game stop. But the dynamics for GameStop were so
unique because of all the float was, it was, it was, there were more shares shorter than
there were shares available to trade. So that's why it did what it did. And also,
I mean, you had the combination of people staying home, putting their stimulus checks into Robinhood,
and you know, that was a one in a million thing. Inant gonna happen again, probably, especially
with something like AMC where you don't have... There's not that many shares short. So where's the
squeeze gonna come from lady?
Whoever the hell you are look man. I didn't come here to play patty-pake
Patty-pake? Yeah, I didn't come here to play patty-pake either buddy I came here to squeeze some short nuts because I'm a monkey and I'm here to shit my pants and fling it all over the place
I stand up to wipe all right. I'm a monkey who put all my money. You think I'm scared?
You think I'm scared to be down $100,000?
No, cause I'm a tough monkey,
and I shit everywhere, like what is,
what it's just, it's.
Epe together, they also,
do they realize how confusing it is now
with fucking board eight-biot club?
Yeah, it's very confusing.
Calling themselves apes.
It's very confusing.
And now we've got the ape army.
It's just, it's just. They should we've got the ape army.
It's just, it's just.
They shouldn't link together because ape together strong.
Yeah.
And there are 10,000 of those bored apes out there.
If Harambe and Coco could have just gotten together.
Uh-huh.
None of this ever would have happened.
That's true, man.
Wow.
So there, there is this guy.
There's a lot of...
Coco died.
Did she get shot too?
Yeah, she was gun down in the front. There is this guy. There's a lot of- No, who have succumbed to these kind of charlatans who
have big social media followings and are basically, I mean, how do I describe this?
They're taking advantage of the fact that AMC is such a big meme stock so they make videos on like
they're talking about AMC non-stop and a lot of people are now holding the bag, so to speak.
They're left with this heavy, heavy bag,
meaning they bought way higher than the stock is now.
What this woman is describing is mental illness, of sorts.
So that is not a winning strategy to say,
I'm down, I don't care.
Like what are you gonna say that when it's back
to $5 a share if that happens?
Saying I'm just gonna ignore it and I'm in it for the long haul.
Like good for you, but eventually, you know.
Also, is this an effort for them to get people to start buying back in?
So they're...
Yeah, she's basically...
Portfolio, we'll go back up.
Yeah, and there's a lot of really upsetting things.
So I saw this week, it was brought to my attention.
There's a guy out there.
Just, he's just one of a dozen.
This guy named Trays Trades.
And if we open up that first tweet,
so let's see, this tweet, the first one,
if you click it from, yeah, this is from August 1st
of last year, this ass hat named Trays Trades tweeted I will always always always always ground myself in what I believe in and
AMC is more than just making money. It's a message. It's a financial system shift
It's a legacy rest easy and keep the blinders on that's all what fucking
Rest easy and keep the blinders on that's all fucking ass and I advice is this it's always good advice to keep blinders on Yeah, it's always a good advice in the stock market when you when you are down a ton of money that you probably can't afford to lose and
This is asshole is telling them that it's more than making money. It's a message to fucking who
To who a billionaire out there who's like oh god, oh god, they're gonna shoot, they're gonna
or they're gonna fucking squeeze me what am I gonna do?
Oh my god, the monkeys out there are sending a message loud and clear and uh, don't
wait.
No financial system is gonna shift.
Oh shit, they're legacy.
Oh, they're coming.
No, they don't give a fuck about you.
Like, and then the next tweet was just from like this week.
Oh, this one, this is tragic.
He said, today I read through an alarming amount of DMs
of people who are feeling suicidal.
And then this dip shit says, please, please, please,
surround yourself with family and friends.
Take care of your mental, physical,
financial, and spiritual health. Hug your loved ones ones and then he drops the suicide hotline. Oh
It's so dark. What a fucking dark timeline take care of your mental physical
Financial and spiritual health dip but also keep the blinders on but also keep the blinders on if you see any
indication that this is a bad investment
Fucking blinders. Yeah, I've done that. I have see any indication that this is a bad investment, fucking blinders.
Yeah, I've done that. I have the biggest loss that I've ever incurred. I don't even want to say
how big it was because it's upsetting to talk about. And I kept the blinders on. The price just
kept dropping and I just kept holding on. And let me tell you, it doesn't feel good, it doesn't
get better. And when I finally ripped the bandaid off, it was way too late to salvage any profit.
There was no, it was all losses at that point.
And that was a lesson that I just,
it wasn't the first time, you know,
and that's how we talking.
The hundreds of thousands.
Holy shit.
Oh yeah, an upsetting amount of money. Like for some people yeah. And an upsetting amount of money.
Like for some people,
our life's changing amount of money
that I lost because I didn't trust my gut.
I trusted, I, I,
he's a friend of mine, but he was wrong.
And I fancied him as being way smarter than me.
And he is in many ways,
but he was ignoring fundamental things
that were obviously going wrong.
And I was ignoring my gut and those same fundamental things that were going wrong.
And I deferred to him every time in as much as people defer to experts and guys like this
trades trades, I deferred to this guy and was like, hey, man, what do you think's going
on?
He'd be like, well, the market's wrong.
You know, it's, you know, all these things are still going on
with the stock and I just thought,
all right, yeah, yeah, he's right, he's right.
Meanwhile, the price just kept dropping
and I fucking held on and I shouldn't have.
So if you're someone out there who's doing this,
you know, I can't tell you what to do
but figure it out for yourself.
Well, I think that's the big thing is
we try to preach this message of like,
you need to figure all these things out for yourself and learn lessons and stuff like that.
And I think the problem is I people find these guys and go, well, I can just follow along with this guy.
Yeah. He's going to take me to the Promised Land.
Yes.
And then you have this psychotic rhetoric of don't listen to any indicators that are showing you otherwise.
Yeah.
And then you end up with people feeling suicidal
or maybe even worse.
I mean, I don't know, this is so dark.
And listen, if you are someone out there
who's lost a lot of money or is down a lot of money
and it feels like your life is over, it's fucking not.
I can tell you firsthand when when I was 23, whenever it was,
and I lost like almost half my money in one trade,
and I went and sat in the bathroom at this job
that I hated with my head between my knees
and took out a calculator and basically figured out
that oh, like six months of my life just now
was all for nothing because it was all just wiped out
in this one trade.
My life felt over.
It felt like, oh my God, what the fuck am I gonna do?
But I came back from it and you're never,
nothing is ever truly lost.
Just, you know, chalk it up to a lesson.
And just don't, also, yeah, it's a right of passage
in trading and investing honestly to have a big loss. Just don't also, yeah, it's a right of passage
in trading and investing honestly, to have a big loss. It doesn't have to happen, that's what we're hoping to do here,
is one of many things is, hey, avoid stupid, shitty,
avoidable mistakes, like following guys like this.
I watched some of his videos, he's a lunatic.
He freaks me out.
He freaks me out too.
I'm nervous about talking to him on about a moment.
Yeah, I kind of like, I feel like this is,
what else did we have on him?
We were gonna show,
well, there's this other woman too.
Her, I don't want that terrible.
She's got like 75,000 followers and on January 18th,
she said, we need to get as loud as possible this week
to counteract the AMC
Fear uncertainty and doubt who's down like just
Fucking stop you fucking charlatan like you're you're
Why didn't these people just sell when it went up? I don't get it because greed is a very very powerful
Make more yeah because if you go, because if you go on YouTube
and search AMC 100,000,
there are so many videos of people like this,
making, like, let's search here, let's look, AMC 100K.
AMC stock, AMC app possible.
AMC stock, short squeeze, realistic price target, 100K is possible. Okay,m-c stock short squeeze realistic price target.
Okay, is there gonna be a hundred thousand per share?
Oh Graham Stefan, A-m-c to a hundred thousand.
Look at the thumbnail.
We gotta start, we gotta start thumb nailing our fuck.
Yeah, we're gonna thumbnail this one.
Ape, ape together strong.
Like look at, I mean, and I'm sure that this guy,
like zipped her in, who the fuck he is.
There's so many people, can they really hit 100,000 per share?
They're just capitalizing on these poor people out there
who have, you know, $500, $2,000, putting it in.
And, damn, they all have thousands of views, too.
Well, and they're, and, and, cause I know,
cause I've done it and we're about to show you,
but you start to do the math in your head. Well, and they're, and, and cause I know, cause I've done it and we're about to show you, but
You start to do the math in your head and as soon as you take out your calculator and start to fantasize about how much money You would have if a stock were to hit this
Absolute pie in the sky thing. It's time to fucking reconsider your position maybe because that is pure greed and there is no like
position maybe because that is pure greed and there is not like these people going through the bull case for a hundred thousand dollars a share are talking about shit that is so you what let's let's think about what's more likely to happen huh Betty white rising from the dead and eating your ass maybe okay don't stop I'm that's a bad one. What's more likely to happen than AMC hitting a hundred thousand dollars
a share? How about Amazon doing a fucking five for one split? Right? Am I right? Okay. How about
how about Elon Musk not making a 69 joke on Twitter for once in a week? Man, I'm really bad today.
I can't think of it as good.
I'm just saying that more likely to happen
than it going 100k.
So many things, me getting hit by lightning twice in a row.
Because for AMC to reach $100,000 a share,
it would be, the market cap would be,
I don't even wanna do the math. It would be probably close market cap would be, I don't even want to do the math,
it would be probably close to a trillion dollars I'm assuming.
Well, that's what's funny when they talk about, they put up these stories about AMC, and
they're now the narrative is that it's like actually a cutting edge company.
Oh, yeah.
They're like, you guys are not paying attention to this news, that they're going to be
start doing virtual concerts in AMC theaters.
And I'm like, the mental gymnastics involved. I don't know if they're going to be start doing virtual concerts in AMC theaters and I'm like.
The mental gymnastics.
I don't know if that's going to.
And meanwhile, you had AMC insiders dumping stock.
The CEO sold like, I don't know, $40 million worth of shares meanwhile, he's pumping it
and.
But he's part of the financial system.
He doesn't see the shift coming.
No, he's on the side of appes because he tweeted something about NFTs. Oh, well, they actually, did you know that AMC
when they found out about this meme stock thing,
they started offering incentives
to some of these shareholder Apes.
Yeah.
You could get like a free popcorn or something?
I'm serious.
Are you down 20 grand on your AMC stock? That's cool. Just come in. Show us how much you're down and you get free popcorn.
I won't make it feel better, but at least the CEO was able to make out like a fucking bandit. That's the worst part. They're allowing the insiders to sell at these.
Well, they're not a lot. It's not a matter of allowing it, but it's just that's what happens.
Yeah, but if they're pumping up the price and doing everything they can, yeah.
I mean, it's just when it feels like, it's just, I don't know, just, but Christ, this
trade guy is now tweeting at Mr. Beast to try to like, he says, day three of tweeting at
Mr. Beast to join retail traders in fighting for an equitable and fair stock market for
all.
What does he want Mr. Beast to do?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like, because they're now, these people are like,
and Mr. Beast is the guy from X-Men, right?
He wants to, like, what is that?
He's the blue guy.
Yeah, he's the blue guy.
What is he, that's not a real person.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
He can make a sure what that guy's mutant power is.
He's got monkey hands, feet.
Ape together, strong.
Yeah, ape together strong.
Any super smart.
He's kind of in the beast, but he likes to read.
You know what's funny is ape alone, still strong.
Apes are strong.
Yeah, I couldn't take it ape.
I couldn't take it.
I tried.
They asked me if I wanted to come talk to Coco.
And I said, I was like, yeah, sure,
but and I was like, I'm gonna fight Coco.
Coco kicked my ass.
Well, did you know that Mike Tyson,
like, would go to, I forget which zoo,
and he would try to pay off the night guard
to be like, let me fight the gorilla.
No fucking way.
I think he was all, I mean, I don't wanna speculate,
but I think he was probably cooked up. I would say meth. Oh, well, I know he was all I mean I don't want to speculate but I think he was probably cooked up I would say meth oh I know he liked to do coke man that night guard deserves
an award of some sort I know how are you not taking my Tyson just chill out man why don't
you go smoke a cigarette it's not worth it yeah what else yeah admits he once offered
a zookeeper ten thousand dollars to fight a silverback
or really
listen i just want five seconds alone in the
in the pan with the silverback
i played mic tyson's punch out
when i was i beat mic tyson on mic tyson's punch out on any s
damn you could probably make my tyson real life probably
alright so let's see head for oh yes so
the thing he's tweeting to Mr. Beast about is they,
when these people, and it's nothing new,
when people who are really,
when they're holding heavy bags in a stock
and it becomes like a cult around the stock
and the stock starts to underperform,
they look for a scapegoat. They look for a boogie
man. And because they're still operating from the standpoint of the the game stop short
squeeze and they've now co-opted it to their AMC movement, it can't just be simple market
dynamics, which is there is more supply than there is demand. There are more sellers than
there are buyers. And sure, there are short sellers. No, it's got to be that hedge funds and short sellers
are out there trying to get you to sell
so that they can enrich themselves.
The EMC's not even that great of a trading stock.
It's like fluctuating, I don't know, a dollar or two a day.
There's so many more liquid names out there
that are being traded.
Nobody gives, there's no other reason
for AMC going down than
nefarious behavior. Yeah, it must be market manipulators. Yeah, and he talks about this tray guy talks about how they have an
unfair advantage. That's what he's talking about making the market more equitable, which is like sure
Yeah, but I've got more of an advantage than you because I have more experience. I have a little more capital to work with
Just like okay a hedge fund has a lot more experience. I'm not defending them because they do shady shit. I'm on the apes. I know
Well, that's a thing. I think we should be clear. It's not like hedge funds are never not doing of course
They do shady shit all the time but to
Do all your followers into thinking that like, oh, the reason this
is happening is because hedge funds are fucking us over. And not just that AMC is a dumb
meme stock. Yeah. Can we, can we actually just play a quick clip of the guy tray from that
video, just to see what we're talking about here. This guy is insane. He's going to kick
us. You want to know how these, these big market makers and hedge funds are able to manipulate price to convince you guys that this thing is
Done it's over the the outcome has already been decided look no further than the options chain
Everything is there in the options chain for us to be whole. All right. That's enough
I can't I don't want to do it in person. That guy, fuck that guy. Trey, if you're out there, stop.
Stop.
Like, who knows how much money you've cost people
and how much money you've lost?
Like, just admit you were fucking wrong and move on, man.
If you're really a trader, move on to the next fucking trade.
You lost.
I lose all the time.
And do I cry about it?
Yes. Do I wh cry about it? Yes!
Do I whine about it? You betcha!
But do I linger on about it?
Yeah! I do!
But I don't tell people that AMC is like,
I don't stick around and say like,
Oh, but it's fucking big beds,
short sellers.
Right. Give me a fucking bridge.
There's no one to blame but yourself, Tray.
And the hedge funds.
And the hedge funds.
So I wanted to, this whole conversation
about short sellers and stuff and Boogeyman brought me back
to my old posting days from the very first stock.
When I talked about it on the first episode.
So if you're unfamiliar, go back,
because it's worth a watch.
When I was, the very first penny stock,
the very first stock that I bought was,
the ticker symbol was SKGO, Skybridge Technology Group,
and they had a product called Shot in the Gas.
Oh, I remember Shot in the Gas.
The Magic Gas Pill that you plop into your car's gas tank and it would increase
your MPG by 50%.
I went back to the forum on which I posted in like 2010 and I found some of my very first
messages which were on, which were on.
Yeah, do we, let's just go one by one real fast.
So these are, this is me having a conversation.
It's very interesting.
How old are you at this point?
2010.
2010, I was 22.
Okay.
22 or 23?
I can't do that math.
It's on a website called investorshub.com.
This is, or I hub for short.
It's a completely unusable website.
It's, it unusable website. It's so bad.
It'll crash your computer.
It's like reddit if you took out any functionality
and added way a bunch of ads.
Yeah, it's just, it's all, it's truly internet from,
and it's still, I don't know how it still operates,
but it was where all the penny stock idiots went.
And this is where meme stocks were born, rose, and died
before Twitter became a thing for finance people.
And it was stuck in.
But so were meme stocks a thing before the whole,
but just not like they are now.
They were not on that.
It was a lot of this, like penny stocks.
Yes.
But now there's like memeifying of basically dying companies and.
Yes.
It was relegated to me.
But it's a little different.
Yeah, it was relegated to these shitty websites.
And this is me.
I had, at this point, I had totally drank the Kool-Aid.
And I had bought a couple thousand dollars worth of SKGO
and I'm having a discussion with these other people.
I was having a discussion with pumpers,
these people who were just pumping the stock
and I fully believed in it, but anyway,
this first one I wrote, I got high last night,
I was so happy.
I decided I won't be selling any time,
let me know if any of this sounds familiar, you guys. I decided I won't be selling any, and let me know if any of this sounds familiar, you guys.
I decided I won't be selling any time soon at all
with the steel merger news and possibilities
of shot in the gas being huge.
I think the smartest thing to do
is just hold on tight and see what happens
because the company, you see,
this stock trading for 0.00 like eight sense per share
was gonna merge with a hundred million dollar This stock trading for 0.00 like eight cents per share
was gonna merge with a hundred million dollar Chinese steel company.
And that's big news for both Joe.
It's big news.
And then I go on to say,
I thought about doing some flipping,
but the wild fluctuations we'll be seeing
will only make for losses and tons of stress guaranteed.
I only have 203 shares,
200 and 3000 shares, man.
I really hate that I have a savings account
that I can't get to, oh, regardless, I'm pumped for this week.
I can't freaking wait for Monday.
I love this, you were one of these guys.
It was on a Saturday night.
I'm trying to stick up for it now.
Yeah, I was an ape.
All right, what's the next?
No, no, you weren't an ape, you were a...
No, I was an ape, but I was a skeptical ape. Yeah. Yeah, because I was asking you. Oh, right, okay, yeah, you weren't an ape. You were a... No, I was an ape, but I was a skeptical ape.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I was asking questions
and people were accusing me of being a pawn
of a short seller.
Can I just be a...
Can I read this one?
Yeah, read it.
Ha, oh my God already.
What is this message board?
Let's remind ourselves it's to discuss SKGO.
What am I doing?
Asking questions.
How is someone supposed to learn without asking?
This is an internet message board shunning me
for asking stuff and commenting is downright rude.
How is it bizarre to ask about the very company
I'm invested in?
Would you not have said what you said
if I'd written, oh my god, shot in the gas is a sure
thing and there's no reason to even ask if there's a legitimate product instead?
How is asking you about shot in the gas missing the point of merger news?
Just because a company makes claims, mergers, and gives out the free samples doesn't mean
one of their product does everything that it sets out to claim.
And don't say, bro, the Chinese wouldn't have merged if shot in the
grass gas wasn't legit oh really then why why have it field tested in Bangladesh
oh
next one next one because I think they had
uh... just it the first but the first part this, how can you not be worried about the gas pill?
It's just it's funny.
Like this is you, this is the AMC people.
Them telling them to put the blinders on.
Yeah, and I was like, you're putting it all together.
Yeah, I was putting it all together.
And let's just skip to the next one.
So at this point, I had sold, I was in this other penny stock,
and I had sold it to buy more SKGO.
And I was really pissed off because,
soon as I sold the other stock, that one went up.
And I just wrote, the irony is too much.
I sold my GELV the other day to buy more SKGO.
Oh my God. And what happened? GELV gets pumped today by some penny newsletters.
I also go outside this morning to get something from my car and someone's stolen my right front blinker cover and the bulb.
Amazing. I'm so depressed. I'm now down $400 from SKG. Oh, I'm so disappointed in the human race. Just disappointed
You sweet sweet boy. I remember that someone had stolen my right
Blinker in the bowl on my fucking Volvo. Okay, what's the next one? Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, so then this person
Told me this is so funny.
And this is 2010.
This guy says, you should quit trading.
You're not cut out for it.
And I said, no AC sell.
That's the guy's name.
No AC sell.
I'm not going to quit trading.
Instead, I'm going to quit coming onto pump boards like this.
And I'm going to ignore people like yourself
who instead of responding to questions, I pose, on to pump boards like this. And I'm going to ignore people like yourself who,
instead of responding to questions, I pose,
just accuse me of bashing.
Good for you.
Thank you.
And then what's the...
So here's the thing.
All right, this is the last one I want to read.
So everybody on the board got really excited
because there was this like promo
for shot in the gas that got publicized. and they had a fucking spelling error on the promo and it made me upset
and people were like you're bashing but the the thing was it was supposed to
say everybody needs gas but it said everybody need gas and I wrote everybody
need you're telling me nobody's spell checked? I seriously slapped my forehead when I saw this.
Shot in the gas, you're killing me here.
And then I just said, I could do the company I work for,
I could do a better Photoshop job than this.
It's just funny, the pieces were starting to come together,
but I was still too stupid to realize that I was the dummy,
the ape left holding the bat.
So do you think these guys like Trays Trades,
do you think they're completely bad actors
and they know what they're, you do?
I think that that guy's a bad actor.
Or do you think he actually believes?
I think it's probably a little bit of both.
I think that he's, I think that he probably
has been doing it for so long.
He's so far down the rabbit hole
that he really does believe that there is some kind of
grand conspiracy against
a lot of people.
Well, and so much of his financial position is now tied up in believing that I'm sure it helps to
create content when you actually have this conviction.
Yeah, I got to believe that lady who posted that video believes it too.
Oh man. Oh, she's so fully into it that I don't use this word lightly, but that was cringe.
Oh, I thought you were going to say a different word. that that I don't use this word lightly, but that was cringe. Oh, I thought you were gonna say a different word what I
Don't
In other news this week Microsoft announced that they want to buy
Activision for like 68 point something billion dollars
It nicely rounds up right to 69 billion.
Yeah, how fun with that, Elon, you little freak.
Yeah, God, he, ugh.
So because gaming is the new social media apparently,
according to this headline from the Washington Post,
because yeah.
It is important to note that it's not a done deal.
It's, I think it's gonna, it has to go through.
It's gotta get approved.
Yeah, with the SEC, FTC, even European Union stuff.
Interesting.
I did not know that.
So we'll see.
And that's why I actually had a couple of people
asking me like, hey, should I buy it or short it?
Because some guy was like, should I short
Activision in case the deal doesn't get approved?
To which I have no comment, I have no idea.
I never fuck with anything like that. And then other people were like, oh, maybe I'm
gonna buy some call options in case it does go through because currently it's
trading at a discount to what the perspective buyout price would be.
None of these things are sure things. I mean, the big thing is
antitrust stuff, monopoly there. I didn't realize how much, you know, because the
big push is they want all this IP that Activision has. I think the top two selling video games
for the last, the last year were both Activision. I think it was two different colloduties.
Interesting. You know, antitrust, she always comes around thanksgiving. I love seeing her.
She brings the sweet potato pie. Yeah. Hey, antitrust. Hey, antitrust.
Oh, I sweetheart.
Antitrust, good to see you.
Yeah.
Wow, she's tall.
Hey, yeah.
We had an antitjo.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't quite get the joke.
My uncle's always just say,
because oh, she was my great aunt.
And then they'd always go,
Hey, antitjo,
what color are your bloomers?
I don't understand. You should ask them and come back. I think bloomers? I don't understand.
You should ask them and come back.
I think it bloomers are your underwear.
Yeah, but why are you asking your answer?
What color?
It was a different time.
You know, the
good ones are different.
My uncle's just explained to me why you asked someone,
what color are your bloomers?
Well, they're not white.
I can tell I hope they're not white.
Oh, yeah, Auntie Joe was a mess.
She was a standard. She was a standard.
She was a standard. She was a standing wiper.
Let us know in the comments whether you stand or sit.
Actually, no, they had to do it.
So, there was funny in this article,
they noted that like three out of four Americans,
game or something like that.
I think it was something like that.
We found out that we're in the minority.
Yeah, we are in the minority.
We are not gamers.
I don't game.
We play Whartle.
Also, I'd like to see what that number was when it was taken.
If it was post pandemic, I got to believe those numbers are really different.
I know people who just bought.
Yeah, two thirds of US adults in three quarters of kids under 18 play video games weekly,
according to entertainment software.
Does it say when that? Oh, yeah, look. Oh, no.
God damn, man.
I'm just curious if it was always like, because I know people who bought an X
back in Xbox.
Cause there was nothing to fucking do. Yeah.
I almost said it's from 2021. It's from 2021.
She's Louise. We'll never know.
But hey, it looks like the virus isn't going anywhere, so keep buying video games.
I like what the Chinese are doing where they're restricting.
They're telling kids like, hey, listen, we don't want a society of gamers.
I love it.
Yeah, I love it too.
I think it's great.
I hope they outlaw the metaverse.
First of all, the metaverse, I don't think it's going to catch on.
Well, yeah, that's what I wanted to talk about, too.
Every article I've read, they've been talking about how,
oh, Microsoft edges ahead in the race for the metaverse.
They're, you know, they're priming.
And first, I believe that I was like, yeah, they're doing good in the metaverse race.
And then I was like, wait wait the metaverse doesn't fucking exist
I don't know of any of us even does
What I think it's fucking stupid. I mean if it does take off sure gaming will be
Important yeah, I've played games in VR and they're cool
But there's so many limits still like as a glasses wear the VR headset can become uncomfortable
Depending on what
game you're playing, you start to feel, you can start to feel nauseous, you get used to
it. But I have an Oculus, I haven't touched it in months, it's cool.
Oh, I'm playing it.
And then when you buy a VR set, you go, ding, this thing is sick and you have a day where
you're wearing it and trying all this stuff.
Yeah. And then you just like never touch it again.
Yeah, because you got to like move furniture around and put them on. Although they are getting you know, Microsoft is also pushing their I think the
Hello, hello lens. Hello. Hello. Hello. Like holographic. Hello graphic. Is that what it is? No, it's okay. Yeah, whoops.
Holo lens. It looks way more comfortable. Yeah, but, I fucking hope this thing doesn't catch off.
Catch on.
Yeah, me either.
I don't want to be in the metaverse.
No, I mean, I will visit and I'll say, hey, you nerds,
I did VR chat when I was, which is really cool
because they had, there was one guy who programmed
an aircraft carrier where you could fly a jet
so I was like, sign me up and I went
and I flew that jet and it was pretty cool.
That's kind of cool.
Yeah, it's kind of cool. Yeah, it's kind of cool
Also, if anything the pandemic has taught me that I don't think people want to hang out in the metaverse Everyone's desperate to see their friends again. Yeah, well, I'm curious. I want to I do want to tell you about the
I sent you the thing about
Sony took a big hit which I think was funny. Well a bunch of stocks took a big hit, which I think was funny. Well, a bunch of stocks took a big hit this week, but yeah, when Microsoft announced
that, Sony's.
Yeah, they seem to be one of the biggest losers if this deal goes through.
Yeah, you know, I just really fast wanted to say that before Twitch, and I'm sure those
of us with siblings can identify, I used to just love watching my brother play video
games.
I mean, I would play video games too.
We had an NES and a Super Nintendo,
but there was a game specifically called Burger Time
on Nintendo.
It was like Donkey Kong.
You had a bunch of ladders and stuff,
and the object of the game was to run across pieces of burger.
Like, you had a bun and you had to run across
and it would drop to the bottom.
And then you had to go up another level
and run across a piece of lettuce and that would drop.
But the whole time there were little eggs chasing you and little tomatoes and little
pickles and all you had was pepper spray to guard yourself.
And it was hilarious because my brother was really good at it.
But the music, yeah, look at this shit.
Little hot dog chasing.
Oh man, it's crazy because in my head I was actually picturing I forgot how shitty everything.
Oh, yeah, shit, but it was so fun watching him play because he would go.
Oh, he would get so stressed out and when he would spray the pepper spray, it was such a it would just go.
It's just fun. It was chaos.
Anyway, you had to be there.
You just had to be there.
Let's do, let's do.
We love it.
Well, I feel like we got more to say about the Microsoft thing, no.
I don't know.
I mean, we're almost at an hour.
We should, if we're gonna go 20 more minutes, we should.
Well, we didn't even touch on the fact that it's a very like,
what, problematic company though, Activision Blizzard.
Oh yeah, the CEO is like a bad guy.
Yeah, and there's just a ton of Blizzard of bad PRs,
what they got.
Yeah, and I'm honestly curious if it's like,
they had a play at this, because it was,
it's weird.
I was like, Antoin, they had some weird leaked emails
about how, you know, oh, we would never stand
for this kind of thing.
Yeah.
You know, this is so problematic.
And I wonder if they, because their Activision stock was taking a big hit when all those
things were coming out.
And then just a couple of weeks ago, I forget, it's one of the higher ups that Microsoft
was on a podcast and he's talking about how, like, they asked about Activision.
And I think it was the same guy with the leaked emails and he was like, oh, well, you
know, I don't want to talk bad about another company
We hope everything is fine over there. Interesting. And so I'm I'm curious if they were trying to get a
Some of this valuable IP at a discount price. Maybe yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't put it past them
Yeah, I feel bad for the Activision employees who are pissed. Yeah.
Seems like the guy, although it seems like some of them are happy that there's going
to be new management coming in.
Sure, yeah, that's definitely a good thing.
But then I think probably a lot of them are just fucking pissed.
Yeah.
That he's getting a huge payoff without any real.
Yeah, he'll have his golden parachute. Mm-hmm. Yeah
Such as life the bad guy is always win. Don't they folks?
Don't they do that boy. Howdy. Yeah, they do we gotta be bad then. Yeah, we should be bad
Fuck you. All right fuckers. Hey, it's time for crypto corner beep boopie
There's a lot of shit happened.
First and foremost, crypto.com had this,
they halted withdrawals for like 14 hours
after there was some scammy stuff going on.
I guess some account got hacked. Yeah, and like 14,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 hacked and We had this picture from the because we talked about remember the ad we played
And it's great because it's you know
He's got fortune favors the brave and I was saying you do really got to be brave if you're keep it money in crypto.com
Yeah, I mean it sounds like you got to be brave if you're keeping them in a lot of of these
Yeah, like exchanges I if you're keeping them in a lot of these exchanges, I didn't realize I was looking it up after
this, I didn't realize how common these hacks were. There's another article, there was
like just in 2021, there was 20 hacks that were over $10 million. A couple of those were
over $100 million. There was one of, it was over a two hundred million dollars.
They hacked.
Yeah.
Hackers have made off with billions of dollars in virtual assets in the past year by
compromising some of the cryptocurrency exchanges that have emerged during the Bitcoin boom.
Wow.
You know, that bakes the question for me.
How do companies like MicroStrategy, for example?
MicroStrategy we've talked about on here.
Michael Sailor is the CEO who's like a Bitcoin laser eyes permable. Interesting guy, totally insane.
But MicroStrategy was just like a dormant NASDAQ stock and then they announced last year,
two years ago that they were going to pivot to being basically just a Bitcoin holding
company. They were going to put all their cash or at least a good chunk of it into just
straight up buying Bitcoin. And I think they've got tens of thousands of Bitcoins now, company. They were going to put all their cash or at least a good chunk of it into just straight
up buying Bitcoin. And I think they've got tens of thousands of Bitcoins now. But if you're
that accountant, how nervous do you have to be? To be like, okay, I hope I don't fuck this up.
Like, because they recommend that when you have Bitcoin to avoid hacks like that, you got to put it
in cold storage.
What they say.
Cold wallets.
Yeah, cold wallet.
And that involves actually just writing down your pass codes
and your key phrases on a piece of paper
and keeping it in a sock drawer.
So that's nerve-wracking enough.
I made like 40 grand on crypto a couple of years ago.
And that felt nerve-wracking enough,
just having it chilling in my pro coin base account.
I can't imagine,
because you fuck up and it's gone.
You lose the password.
Oh, God.
It's gone.
Like, how, that's a big barrier to entry to me
for the ordinary person, like my mom, for example.
Like, there's still too many steps to make it worthwhile.
To, I mean, I hope they figured it out,
because yeah, like we've said on this show multiple times,
there are merits to it.
But I actually have a funny story about crypto,
because I got funged. You got fung crypto because I got funged.
You got funged?
I got funged.
Does that mean hacked?
I know I got funged by Charlie Lee.
I think his name is Charlie Lee.
The founder.
What fuck is funged?
You know, non-fungible token.
It's when you get funged, man, you get fucked.
We're making the thing.
I got funged.
I was big into Litecoin.
This is, I don't know how many years ago.
Yeah, Charlie Lee. He created, he's a computer scientist
known as the creator of Litecoin.
And this motherfucker, he also worked for Coinbase.
This motherfucker, I don't remember how many years ago it was.
Four years ago maybe, Litecoin had gone on an absolute tear.
It was in the middle of a, it was in the middle of Bitcoin's first like real mainstream rally
where you would wake up every day and there would be some South Korea news and Bitcoin would
be down 10% but then it would rally and it was like every day it was fluctuating and I
was in on it.
I was playing, I was riding the waves and I had made a ton of money on Litecoin and then
I had bought back in big and around the peak of Litecoin's value,
this motherfucker, the creator of Litecoin.
22.
He tweeted,
I think that Litecoin is severely overvalued
and I have sold all of it.
Why?
Out of nowhere, no fucking idea.
And Litecoin tanked.
And I was like at the gym or something.
And I checked my phone and it's down like 40%.
And I was just like, oh my God,
all of the stress that I have endured
over the last few months trading
and building up this position.
And it just got like, lopped in half.
I'm fucking done with crypto.
I'm not doing this shit anymore.
Cause I would wake up.
Well, yeah, well I did it a few other times,
but I would wake up to like,
you know, oh, South Korea is gonna ban crypto, maybe.
And then it would be, oh, but it's back on.
Oh, but now we're gonna, you know,
now they're gonna outlaw.
And then this guy comes out and does this shit.
It's just, I mean, I'm not calling him a scammer or anything. It just was like, why would you do that, man?
Just maybe he wanted to take it get back in. No, because he never did.
He said I'm liquidating all my light coin and I'm still gonna work on the project and I still believe in it
And it's like just keep your fucking mouth shut, dude
Why do you need to do that? And there's of course there was no recourse. If that were a stock, maybe there would be,
you know, a lawsuit that I could have participated in
and not filled out the paperwork.
I get stock lawsuit paperwork all the time
from penny stocks that I bought.
Really?
Yeah, I got one that I got to fill out
for this weed stock that went under called Can Trust.
And I gotta, I might make some money on that.
Yeah, I don't think you'll be getting any letters like that from cryptos.
No.
There, in some of the articles they were talking about, how it's, the mindset that a lot of
these crypto creators have of these, you know, no regulations leads to them often not reaching
out to regulators for help in these situations.
So they just kind of eat the loss.
Yeah.
That's, I mean, it sucks.
There's nobody that you can call.
There's nobody that you can complain to.
There's no insurance.
You know what?
One company did.
One exchange.
It was one of the ones where it was like over a hundred million dollars.
And they, I don't know if it was like reverse psychology
or what, but they basically said,
they were like, no, this is a good thing.
Thank you for this white hat hacker
because he exposed a chink in our armor.
Oh, I see.
And the hacker ended up returning all the money.
Interesting. Interesting.
Yeah.
Wow, I guess that's why they call him a white hat hacker.
I tip my hat to you.
Fucking out.
So you really are at the mercy of these.
Yeah, these fucking, why don't you guys
hack some other cool shit though?
Yeah, FBI, go Neo on it, like the NSA, hack that shit.
Release the JFK papers.
Yeah, what are you doing?
Get us pictures of the aliens.
I don't care about the aliens.
Just don't, please don't hack me, okay?
I actually had like to see the aliens if there's pictures.
I wanna see them.
I wanna see the aliens.
I bet they are humanoid looking.
I don't think.
I don't think aliens have come here.
What if a really hot alien, a smoking hot alien was like, please fuck me. I
Am Gleep Glorp
I think I'd say sure, but maybe just don't talk that voice is a little
No, it's Gleep Glorp, please
Please no, we don't need to talk Gleep Glorp. I need your sperms
Gleep Glorp You're ruining this Please no, we don't need to talk. We're gonna need your sperm. Glick glop.
You're ruining this.
Oh, man, I got a story that I cannot tell on here.
Is it about fucking an alien?
No, it's not.
I'm not fucking an alien.
Anyway, I wanted to talk about this piece of shit who's, um,
it's big news in the in the crypto community right now.
In particular, the NFT community right now in particular
the NFT community.
This guy's Twitter handle is beanie maxi.
Have you seen this guy?
He's how do I describe him?
He's well, he's he's he's a piece of shit, but he's just cute as a button.
I mean, he's plush.
He's it's I'm really torn because because you look at him and you're like,
oh man, there's no way with eyes like that,
beady little eyes and soft skin.
Is it a beanie baby?
I mean, maybe.
Am I describing a beanie baby?
Damn, he is cute.
Look at that.
Look at that, green skin.
I like tie tag and everything. I like the cut of your gym, beanie.
Yeah.
Oh, that thing with Gleepgorp, that was nothing, baby.
No.
What?
That's done.
How can you say, Leepgorp?
Gleepgorp.
Gleepgorp.
I told you.
I love you.
I'm going back to my planet.
Good.
This was always the problem.
Gleepgorp 5.
You're so mouthy.
Gleep dart. You don't know what this mouth could do.
You never gave me a chance. No one will ever love Gleepglorp.
Gleepglorps together strong. Oh God. Okay. So anyway,
beanie maxi is a piece of shit scammer
and he blocked me on Twitter because I was calling him out on it.
This guy, okay, where do I start?
I guess the first thing is that I got scammed by him.
Um, last year there was in, in, in, at the height of the NFT craze.
It seemed like every day there was a new thing coming out
and there was this thing called loot. Do you remember loot?
Give me the loot. Give me the loot. It was just pictures of
Text white text just saying like it was the the origins of a of supposedly the origins of origins of a potential NFT game
It was like a
MMO RPG. I'm a morgue.
I'm not a gamer, but it's like World of Warcraft
where I like, oh, you got three potions
and a coat of arms and a sword and stuff.
And they were immediately just going
for a fuck ton of money because it's all real
and it's definitely got value.
Don't ask how they're trading now
because they're probably not doing so good
because you don't hear about them. But anyway, Beanie Maxi hops on board and starts something called
Blut, which was green background and black text and the same thing, just jumping on it.
I don't know if he created it, but he co-opted it, became a part of it, and then launched thing called based gold BGLD as being the like the the currency of the
blue game. All right, this all tracks. And that shit with the problem is well, I
saw I saw a based gold going from five cents to 20 cents to 50 cents to 75
cents to 90 cents down to 75 cents again back up to 90 cents, then it broke
a dollar. And I just was sitting there watching this shit happen
and I thought, okay, I guess, you know,
a trade is a trade.
As much as I know that this is a scam and isn't shit,
this guy, beanie is such a good pumper,
I got a hop on board.
And I got suckered because he tweeted $65 million
worth of base gold traded over the last couple days back when it happened.
And then he said his trademark phrase, probably nothing, which is the ultimate fuck you,
FOMO kind of thing to try to get you to feel like you are the poor, uh, no coin pussy that's
not making any money.
We're all making money.
And I was like, fuck, probably nothing.
Fuck, he got me.
And I put in like, I don't know, three or four grand.
And wouldn't you know, it was nothing because now, based gold trades, I don't even think
it trades anymore.
But the last I checked, it was like half of a penny, 99.9% loss.
And he just moved on to the next thing.
You got hustled.
I got hustled.
And his most recent foray was into this dumb fucking thing called wolf game
It was it's this pixelated
stupid shit where
I mean, it's kind of funny and it's kind of on the nose, but there's wolves and there's sheep and
It's like a wolf doesn't look at this show himself with the thoughts of sheep
Look at this look at this wolf game friends. Welcome to alpha game soon
You will embark on this voyage choose your leader wisely the fate of the pack lays in your hand in their hands
All our alpha in name, but only only time what the fuck is this look at this garbage man?
This isn't a game. This is a money grab and
You have to like buy I don't know, wool and it's just,
it's all just fucking stupid.
It's just, it's just stupid.
This is coming from someone who got scammed by it, so.
You got PS5s where you can buy it,
and then you play video games, right?
In like 4K.
Oh no, no, no, no no you know what the future is a meal
the future is pixelated
far more than you just don't know where you have to spend thousands of dollars
just to participate
you just don't get it
i think i am starting to get it now
i did all of these
bad things we point out about it right
they don't care
i don't think anyone does care. I think they're excited
that it's like the Wild West. I think it's fun for them. And if they get scammed or ripped
off or whatever, well, it's just like another bump in the road on your way to success, right?
It's a new frontier for them. And it's so American. And America's always been obsessed with the
new frontier. And I think we've, we're starting to feel constrained by our own boundaries.
And now no one knows where to go. So they're going online. And they've been felt turned
out by our already horrible economic system. So they're like, well, I can enter this new
frontier here. I can lose money here. Right. And they're like prospectors. They're
mining. Yeah. They're out there mining. And they're like prospectors. They're mining. Yeah.
They're out there mining.
And they're doing fun little scams.
That's a really astute.
Is that the right word?
I think they don't care.
And I think that's sometimes when we talk about it,
I'm like, I don't have a good, I don't have anything to sell them on,
to be like, no, come back to the traditional financial world.
Come back to the traditional economy, right?
You can get underpaid, right?
We talk about how wages have not matched
the production productivity at all.
You can, why not strike it out
in crypto land and gamble?
Yeah.
Because your whole life here is a fucking gamble.
You get hurt once, you're getting medical bankruptcy.
Yeah.
So why not?
Why not fucking do it?
At least there you have a chance, right?
You can be a fucking king.
Yeah.
The thing is though, I don't think that there are that many
people participating
in shit like this. I think that it is less than a tenth of a percent of like crypto participates.
Yeah, because it's all so new. These are the new, they're settling the frontier. We'll all have
to get in soon. Because there's nowhere. Yeah. And also the name of it is just wolf game.
Yeah, and also the name of it is just Wolf game
Fuck you Let's so so basically what happened this week was beanie maxi got outed by this
I mean one of them was this Twitter account called NFT ethics in this thread
We will disclose the identity of one of the currently most infamous NFT influencers
But before we do that we first explain our philosophical justifications and provide some important disclaimers.
Blah blah blah.
I don't even fuck.
I wish I knew where the meat and potatoes of this was.
Um, okay.
So Ben has linked to a maybe a could be a thousand tweet thread here that
oops.
Yeah, this is a lot.
I mean, he's just people in the monkey.
They have you want to say about him?
I just, oh yeah, here he is.
Probably nothing.
Just fuck yourself, man.
Probably nothing.
He's a, God damn it.
Cause the other Twitter thread got deleted about this guy.
I really should have done more.
Or he searched before. before but no he got like
He got what dude
Something called like monkey bet thou and a bunch of people got hoes done that and then something called like I don't know
RGT okay, so Ben is trying to say that some people got scared. Yeah
Royal game technology is something that, yeah,
a lot of the, Charles Moscow is his name.
This guy, Derek Kappo, says he's a criminal thief liar
and someone who has bullied and used intimidation
to get what he wants.
It is sad to see Gary Vee and many others respect him.
And these are, I guess these are DMs.
Yeah, he's, the,
Beanie threaten this guy.
We're not gonna read all this.
Yeah, I'm not gonna read all this
there, but you just, just take my word for it.
So what do you want to say?
I just want to say fuck you, Beanie, Maxi.
Okay.
Piece of shit.
So I had this whole thing about the new frontier and everything.
And...
Well, this is the kind of guy
that you got to watch out for on the new frontier.
The frontier is, is, uh, with rot.
Two different kinds of rot right there.
R O T and W R O U G H T.
Yeah, the new frontier full of, uh, it's full of scams.
Remember, you know, you know, the term just joshing?
Yes.
Do you know why it's just joshing?
Because a guy named Josh had a killer, a sense of humor.
No, but a guy named Josh
I think he used to do this thing with
It was fake gold dust cuz he used to go in and there was so much gold
It was used as currency and you could pay for things with gold dust and it would get weighed and he would just use fake gold dust
And you were getting Joshed no shit. Yeah, huh
So get out there buy a pickaxe head out west, lose your fucking shirt, leave your family, tell them,
I don't care about you anymore.
I'm not paying these monthly payments on bullshit, I'm gonna lose the house anyway.
Yeah.
I'm heading out west to the internet.
I'm going to Crypto Land.
There's no ages of consent.
We can do whatever we...
Didn't you see when they got in trouble?
Crypto land?
No.
So they talked, they announced crypto land
and someone messing with them was like,
what's the age of consent on crypto land?
And they were like, I think if you're mature enough,
you could figure it out.
And everyone was like, how did you fall for this?
Oh my God. How did you fall for this? Oh my God.
How did you fall for this?
You freaks.
Well, they're libertarians.
Right.
And libertarians are just like, whatever, you know.
And you guys just like,
describing this island where it's like,
anything goes, baby.
Oh my, fucking God.
And then they tried to cover it up
and they were like, look,
a lot of people work for Crypto Land
and some of them are not from America.
And we were like, whoa,
what are you trying to say, dude?
Just like be like, sorry, we didn't mean that.
Uh, it's really...
It's the cost you pay, the price of doing decentralized business, I guess.
Uh, I wanted to cover this one thing, because I do love airplanes.
But apparently FedEx wanted to put missiles, not missiles.
They wanted to put FedEx proposed putting a laser-based missile defense system on one of
their A321 airplanes because apparently, you know, heat-seeking missiles are a problem.
Yeah, but so we figured, I mean, I think I thought it was much funnier than it is, because
I thought this was, I thought this was in, I thought these were American planes.
Yeah, no, they're, it's in like war torn places where poor FedEx ships are just getting
shot down.
Yeah, because if you scroll up here, just a little, yeah, for decades, the airline industry and several governments have been grappling with the threat to airliners from shoulder fired missiles
known as man portable air defense systems or man pads
Yeah, some use infrared system. You need man pads. I do need man pads for your butt, but thank you
But yeah, it's happened because it like in in 2003
A D.H.L. Aribuss A300 was damaged by man pads
Why is that so funny? It's just it's in all caps and it's so aggressive man-bed
What are you? I don't know that's the thing. It and Bats. What are you pictures?
I don't know, that's the thing.
It feels like dude wipes, you know?
Right.
Dude wipes.
You know what's funny when we posted that picture
of us at the beach, everyone was commenting on your tish.
Give me a break.
No, really.
No, they said you got a huge butt.
It's nice.
They said I got cake.
That's what they kept saying.
I didn't know what it was.
I feel embarrassed.
A lot of times I have to look up what people are saying.
Anybody want a slice?
Just use a clean knife.
Why do they call it cake?
Why do they call it cake?
Because cake is, you know, cake is something that you want a piece of, I guess.
If I had to guess, it's because you want a piece of cake.
Or...
And someone got a good touch, damn, you want a piece.
Or they want to eat that butt.
Ooh, yeah, or that. If you know what, why it's called, damn you want a piece. Or they want to eat that butt. Ooh yeah, or that.
If you know what, why it's called cake,
please leave a comment and tell us why,
ass is cake and why mine is particularly juicy and moist.
It is not, it's tiny.
No, it's powerful, it's powerful though.
Ben's laying down, quick reminder to follow us
on all socials.
Yeah.
This picture's on Instagram, Ben's laying down
and you can see just this freaking bubble butt.
I do not have a bubble butt,
but it looks good in that angle, I gotta say.
And I have my long hair.
Oh, hey, look at that.
Did you know that there was a company called Bay Systems?
BAE.
That's another lingo thing.
I had to look that up.
Bay?
Yeah, before anyone else, I think is what it stands for.
No, you're Bay.
You're Bay. That's what it stands for? Yeah, before anyone else. I think is what it stands for. No, you're bay You're bay. That's what it stands for. Yeah before anyone else. I thought it was just like a play on babe
Nope, I think it's bay bay before anyone else
Whoo. Yeah, we're learning so much. Gen Z really has the dumbest lingo though like cap. I fucking hate that to look it up
No cap god damn just
Also, I know what mid means now and it's not good.
I'm fucking pissed.
Say it one more time to me and there's gonna be problems.
Who's calling you mid?
There was one kid who would fucking like litter, like, I remember being a kid and getting
fixated on stuff and it feels very much like that.
And so I'm just like, whatever, it's just like a kid.
But like, it's like they would follow me
and then every story like he would go,
yo, that's mid, yo, that's mid.
And I'm like, so I looked it up and I was like, okay.
Yeah.
God, Lingo is a really stupid, curious thing.
Anyway, we should probably wrap it up.
I don't know, the guy makes $100,000 walking dogs.
Good for him.
That was another thing we were gonna talk about.
The guy got to pick up a ton of dogs shit, I'll tell you.
Cause they show a picture of him walking like eight dogs.
And yeah, that begs the question, how do you pick up?
Honestly, that sounds like a nice life.
I'd love to just make a six figures walking dogs.
Yeah, what's better than that?
I mean, I don't know how you don't get the leashes tangled.
I don't know how the dogs all get along.
I would get a cool like belt and then like have loops around.
There's a photo of.
And I would clip all the leashes in and I would just walk around.
Yeah, free hands.
There's a photo of a.
Hey Barbara, hey, antitrust.
I didn't antitrust.
What are you doing down here?
Are you wearing them white underwears?
Hey, what color you bloomers antitrust?
Harry Potter has a photo of him on the internet
with one of those, sporting one of those.
With white bloomers?
He's not wearing white underwear that I know,
but he's wearing like a belt
and he's got a bunch of dogs on his shit.
Yeah, and then you're walking around the city
and you run into a beautiful woman
and your dogs were all tangled around and you go,
oh my god, I'm sorry.
And then the next thing you know?
You're married.
You're married.
Yeah.
That's how you meet a woman.
Yeah, that's how you used to be able to meet a woman.
Now you got to meet them in the NFT.
Now you think you found the perfect woman.
It's this almost otherworldly creature.
You've never seen anything like it, right?
And you're like, I need to
Talk to this woman and then she opens her mouth and you find out it's some kind of I am a gleeve lord. We've got please
It's not gonna work. It's really please, but I love you
I noticed that you were following someone new on Instagram. Who is she? Could you please tell me it's beanie you know be yeah, but you said that you guys were just friends
Could you just try to change your voice a little bit with that work? I will try let me hear it. Is this better?
It's a little better. Is this better? Oh?
This is a bad this is the worst bit ever.
A quick story, when I, when I was a kid,
we had a family dog named Boomer
and he was a big fat white labrador
and I remember just trying to have him pull me
on my bicycle big mistake.
He pulled me so hard and then he stopped the sniff a tree
and I held on.
It just whiplashed me off the bike.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Rest in peace to boomer.
One time I was at my friend's house
and he just got a new bike and he lived on a cul-de-sac
so he was riding around in circles on his bike.
And I was like, so fucking bored.
I didn't have a bike.
And so in the cul-de-sac, there was all these sticks and stuff.
So I started throwing sticks at him
to try to get him to stick into the spokes of the bike.
I wasn't.
And he was enjoying it too.
You know, it was a fun little game we were playing.
And then finally, I can't believe I did it.
I got one of the sticks in
and he just went right over the handlebars.
Chipped his front teeth and I was like,
oh my God, we are so dead.
And we went inside.
His parents were furious.
Yeah.
And they were like, we're gonna call a dentist.
And then they were like, can you guys just help your sister
move the bags of mulch and she had a...
Yeah.
And she had a cart.
She had a cart with a bunch of bags of mulch.
She was moving and then, so we were trying to help her and she had to get it over a curb.
But it goes over the curb and it bounces up and hits her in the teeth.
No way.
I swear to God.
And her teeth got chipped.
Yeah, and I was like, can you guys please call my parents
and send me home?
I can.
I'm ready to be picked up.
This is crazy.
That's great.
Wow, Emil the tooth chipper.
Remind me, that's a right a bike around you.
Oh, I'm starting to want to fix.
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