The Trillionaire Mindset - 39: Buying Bitcoin During a Crypto Crash

Episode Date: June 24, 2022

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I'm actually, um... I just bought a new house. Yeah, well... I've been tasked by Topo Chico to sabotage his brand by the following. Spindrift! Eww! I'm tasked by Topo Chico to sabotage his brand by the following. Ugh! Spin drift! Eww! And I was just like to piss.

I wish it was Topo. It does taste like piss, but the nice kind. Hmm. I do wonder what, do you ever wonder what it tastes like piss? I've tasted piss. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Tell me how. One time my brother uh... Is that what you was just pissed in my mouth? No, my parents never let us have soda and stuff, so we were like good parents. As a kid I was like fuck, I want soda. And I remember I saw a coke in my brother's room and him and his friend were out in the living room like watching TV or something and I was like I'm gonna drink that fucking coke and I took one sip and just was like What the fuck is wrong with this coke and I ran out and I was like That coke in your room went bad or something and his friend just went you fucking drink it. I pissed in it Why he was trying to get, you fucking drink it, I pissed in it. Why?

He was trying to get my brother to drink it. They were like doing it to each other. Trying to get each other to drink their piss? Yeah. Damn, that's some boy, that's boy mode stuff. I got bucked. Yeah, you drink the piss. I drink the piss.

I've never, I've never had piss. I am. I'm kind of, I mean, I'm curious. You want to do it right now on the air? No, I just peed. You know what I have been doing? Drinking your own piss, drinking your own come. No. There were, there were some guys in the comments who, who gave me the tip to, to stop the dribble after you pee to to press on your taint. And it works.

Oh yeah, there was also guys who said, sit when you piss. Yeah, Adam does that. No, they won't, I know. Yeah, I'm proud. He sits when he pisses. He sits when he pisses. Why?

I don't remember why. I think he says it's more efficient. Okay. And then someone else told us to wipe every time we piss. Wipe your butt? Your penis. Oh, well... Who would tell us that? That's like... In the comments.

Uh, sure, okay. You wipe your penis all the time? Well, sometimes I'll take a little square... A square of toilet paper and... Polish it off. That's not the right way to talk about it. No. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the right way to talk about it. I guess that's as good a place as any to say hello to Glenn and encourage everyone to go check out the disclaimer that's in the description box which you can find by clicking

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Hope that answers your question. Thank you Stephanie Robertson. This one says you guys are hilarious But yes, we all want to fuck a meal so badly. Cool. Thank you. I'm right here, but thank you Hi, Ben and Emil. I'm a woman and I really love your podcast sometimes a little bit more than TMG podcast But don't tell those guys don't want to hurt their feelings You bring me so much joy and laughter every time. Okay, that's nice Female fan who loves the podcast, but what also Mary Emil and a heartbeat.? That's good. Oh yeah. So we got a lot of women out there. Hello. I am a straight male listener and I would fucking meal. Okay.

All right. Again, I'm right here, but that's fine. Wait, what about this one? Female listener, a meal is lovely just as much as Ben, but I also just like to listen to y'all silliness and accidentally learn about finance long away. Well, we're not gonna learned about finance long away. Well, we're not going to talk about finance anymore. Sorry, it's just the mindset. It's just mindset. All right, that's enough.

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Also, it helps me to not associate. Yeah, I don't want to be coveting. Yeah. Nice for me to just see a little do a clip and be able to like. You do be do-a-ing that leap. You would like to do a her-lepa. No, me and do-a, it's a romantic thing. Yeah, that's true.

She was a big Bernie girl. Oh, interesting. Yeah, did not know that. I think me and her probably gonna get to win flames. Hmm, what's that mean? Twin flame is like, there's variations on soul mate. There's twin flames, there's soulmates, there's... You think me and her soulmates?

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And it's gonna be just like most treehouses. No girls allowed. No girls allowed. So if you're a girl, sorry babe. Sorry. I like my treehouses, I like my porn. No girls allowed. Yeah. Yeah. Gay porn. Oh man, so he helped me for like three hours. It was really cool because I needed to do some stuff to satisfy Glenn. Satisfied Glenn? Yeah.

Don't. All right. Don't. Glenn gets satisfaction from his wife. Does he? Yeah, I'm sure. Okay. He's happily married.

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our executive producer told us one of two things could happen. We can we can go if we hit a hundred thousand subscribers. Yes. That might take a while. Or if we somehow self-funded. Yeah. So should we, we're asking you, should we set up a go fund me to try to get us to Japan? To get us to Japan. We're not only going to record episodes. We'll also do travel vlogs.

We'll do live, we'll set up a camera. Me and Ben will only get twin beds wherever we go We'll both share that twin bed and there will be a live feed That you guys can check in of us sleeping of us leaving in the twin bed and me using a bidet going That's how I sounded when I first tried a bidet so if that's something you're interested in Let us know and we'll try to go that route. Otherwise, we'll have to wait till we get 100,000 subscribers and then we can go to a job.

Well, I'm probably going to Tokyo anyway because I have 326,000 Singapore Airlines miles absolutely roasting a hole in my pocket. They expire in August. So I've got to use them and I was thinking I'm going to book a trip anyway. I burped away from them. Also, Tokyo, I was wrong. Tokyo isn't fully opened up yet to just tours. If you have family there, they can vouch for you for a visa

or if you have business there, you need a business there to vouch for you. So if we have any Tokyo based or Japan based listeners out there who could feasibly vouch in the visa. Come on, vouch for me or both of us. Please let us know DM me. There was one girl who lives there. I can't remember who was on Twitter or Instagram, but we talked about it.

And God, it'd be nice to go now, not full of like tourists and stuff. Yeah, I know. Well, so there are this one website was speculating that by fall, they will fully open it up. So I was going to book my ticket for, I was gonna shoot for the last week of October just to be, yeah, on the safe side. Anyway, let's get the show rolling, man. We got crypto corner kicking things off. We missed a lot. Oh, also, what's going on here?

He's got a, for the audio listener, he's got a bitcoin hat on and he's putting on a sunglasses. He's kind of scary me. What's happening? Gotta put on my sunglasses. You know why? Why? Because I got fucking laser eyes, bitch. Why? Why? Did you get a bitcoin?

I own a bitcoin now. No. And I need to wear the sunglasses to protect you from my laser eyes. Wow. Are you gonna see him real fast? Yeah sunglasses to protect you from my laser eyes. Wow. Well, you want to see him real fast? Do you want to see the laser eyes? Careful now. So the sun is protect. So you don't know coin pussy's from the late you don't mind hanging out with a no coin pussy. I mean, I do, but what are all the where else am I going to go? This is a tough bitch.

This is a tough situation because I'm actively rooting for you to fail. Yeah, well, that sounds like loser pussy talk to me. Yeah, I like you getting in on the way down. Me too. I bought some Bitcoin and it now totals one Bitcoin. Yeah. Am I down one Bitcoin. Yeah. Am I down on it? Yeah.

Probably, I don't know. It doesn't matter. Bitcoin solves everything, motherfucker. It will come back to... I cuss a lot more now that I own a Bitcoin. Yeah, you're kind of a bad boy. Yeah, shut up, bitch. I like it.

I am a bad boy. Don't tell your mom. There's a... There's a... Everybody tell your mom. There's a line of women beating on the recordings. Calm down out there. I'll be out there in a minute.

They love bad boy Ben. Oh man, I'm such a bad boy. I think Bitcoin is the bee's knees. Oh Jesus. It can solve everything from homelessness to the route. Are you telling people to get in? You think everyone should get in? No, I cannot say that.

But as a Bitcoin holder. As a Bitcoin holder, I can just say that Bitcoin rocks. I hope it goes to zero. Bitcoin, fucking whips ass. And you know what, if it does go to zero, that's fine with me. I hope it goes negative and you owe. I owe someone money.

Yeah. Would I owe money to Satoshioshi Satoshi. Yeah, I think I know who he is, but do you? Yeah. I think I've said it's not in your business. I really, I really don't even want to know because don't want to know what who it is. Oh, why? Because there was that guy they were suing and he was claiming to be the Bitcoin creator. Oh yeah, they are really interesting. There's just some absolute doof in a suit, you know what I mean? But in my head, he looks like a time crisis villain, you know. Oh, time crisis. For those of you who don't know.

Can we look up a time crisis villain? No coin pussy over here is referring to a video game, arcade game back in the day that had these plastic guns that you would fire at the beginning. Have you ever gone to Button Mesh and seen the guy who, look at these guys, this is what, this is what Satoshi looks like.

Look at the first one. That's that one right there. Satoshi Nakamoto over here. Oh man, time crisis was, it's a quarter eating game. Well, that's Satoshi, baby. Yeah, man. But have you been to Button Mesh, where the guy plays with both guns on Time Crisis?

No. It's really annoying So anyway, you're just waiting for it to go back up. I guess yeah bitch. I bought I bought I own the Bitcoin. I bought it. I had bids in and I can't I don't think I can even say the levels But I had bids in and then they got filled and then it kept going lower. And I was like, fuck! Why, how does it work when you buy it? You have to put a bid in? Yeah, well, yeah, it's just like a stock.

You bid, you can buy it at the market which just gets you in right now no matter what, whatever the current price is, or you can bid for lower. So like if it's at 20, you put a bid at 19. The bid stays there until Bitcoin goes down there and then it gets filled if it reaches that level. Nice.

It's filled. Yeah, bitch. But so then I finally, I already took it off my coin base. It's in a hard wallet. It's in a, it's in, I, so I bought a ledger. Ledger is like a little, it looks like a little external USB drive. And this whole fucking time, I thought that it was where,

I thought that you plug it into your computer and you put the Bitcoin onto the thing. No, that's not what it does at all. All it does is give you a 24 word phrase. It's 24 random words that it generates randomly and yours is just you more on you thought that dip It's a meal is shitty. He sucks ass. He's a pussy. No coin bitch bitch made Dogecoin ass bitch. Sorry anyway. I put it on there and I learned yeah, I learned how it works. It's

It's just it's so now my Bitcoin is safe. I have nobody can touch it except for me because I have the 24 word If I lose the ledger or if ledger goes out of business, it doesn't matter I can just go find another wallet service online and enter in my 24 word seed phrase, they call it, and then I have access to it. It really does solve everything. Bitcoin? Yeah. Man, when I think about it now, I'm just like, damn, I'm driving down the street. It's like when you first discover pot and you think, man, I want to try this on pot. I want to try that on pot. You want to try this on Bitcoin? Everything is like, damn Bitcoin would be sick in this transaction.

You know what Bitcoin could fix my marriage? Nothing could fix my marriage. Please, take my wife. Please. I wonder if I'm gonna be a wife guy when I get older. What is a wife guy? A wife guy is just like, you're always joking about how much you hate your wife.

Uh oh. Now I'm gonna be the opposite. I'm What is a wife guy? A wife guy is just like, you're always joking about how much you hate your wife. Uh-oh. Now I'm gonna be the opposite. I'm gonna be a wife lover. Well, I don't know which one's worse. The guy who's always doing like the, either his girlfriend or his wife, it's like just constantly like, oh yeah, my girlfriend or like,

oh my wife, that's like, okay. Do you fucking do anything? We get it, dude. I think what's worse is the wife, a hater, yeah, cuz there's something going on there My landlord is one of those. Yeah, my wife. She's my boss like okay. Well, you know Divorce her then yeah shut up quick complain it He shows me sometimes jokes on his WhatsApp

They're like wife wife anti-wife memes. Right. He'll just start cracking up. Look at these, look at these. And I'm just like, okay, that's cool. I gotta go pee. Is that a generational thing or are we gonna become wife guys? First we need wives.

Yeah. Hey, if anybody out there, I own a Bitcoin, just so you know. So it's all, yeah, bitch over here. Hey, bitch, did you hear about, um, did you hear? It is funny, though, looking at Bitcoin, where it is. And, um, we've been trying to get Michael. It's so funny to get into fucking crypto now.

Why? Cause you think that it's at the end? No, I don't think it's, it's probably not at the end. Um, I think it's going to be like fundamentally different. I think it probably called a lot of the fluff. Cold a lot of the fluff. Yeah. Like it was so bloated. Oh, yeah, yeah, projects and everything. And I think I'm sure Bitcoin will. I mean, I hope it does. And was so nice watching it just fucking plummet. Well, it goes in cycles. Have you ever seen the rainbow?

Yeah, we're seeing four lows. Yeah, but you know, that's just how Bitcoin. It's not though because previously it would never hit lower lows. What is that sound? You're like, Mace, you don't understand people with the language short money. All I hear is bitch noises Man, wait, so can we play the Michael sailor? Like play the Michael sailor. This is you now. Yeah. Well look how handsome and hot he is he is kind of handsome Wait, wait, so when was this clip? I think this was like a year ago. I think from a year ago when Bitcoin was it 56,000

Michael we got to get you on the show, buddy. You gotta answer, have your assistant answer or a producer's emails. Oh yeah. If I told you, I know how it all ends in saying, boys, right? Once you know how it all ends, the only use of time is, he's very Jordan Peterson.

How do I buy more Bitcoin? How do I buy more Bitcoin? But take all your money by Bitcoin. Then take all your time, figure out how to borrow more money to buy more Bitcoin. But take all your money by Bitcoin, then take all your time, figure out how to borrow more money to buy more Bitcoin, then take all your time and figure out what you can sell to buy Bitcoin. And if you absolutely love the thing that you don't want to sell it, go mortgage your house and buy Bitcoin with it. And if you've got a business that you love because your family works for the business, it's in your family for 37 years. Jesus, dude.

And you can't bear to sell it, mortgage it, finance it, and convert the proceeds into the hardest money on Earth, which is Bitcoin. So what I would say is, use all your time to acquire Bitcoin, finance entities, and weaker currencies to buy Bitcoin, or educate yourself on why this makes sense if you're not sure. And then educate everybody around you. You know, if you're working for a company that's got a hundred

million dollars in the treasury, you ought to convince the CEO and the board of directors to convert the treasury to Bitcoin. That's the most creative thing you can do. That'd be worth billions to them. It's like, I would love to be the guy you convince your company to throw a hundred million dollars into Bitcoin a year ago. And now you're just like, oh, you know what you got to do to get more Bitcoin? Sell your Bitcoin to buy more Bitcoin. If you sell Bitcoin, you get cash. Use that cash to buy more Bitcoin. That's actually not a bad idea.

To sell your Bitcoin to buy more. If you sold it at fucking 60, yeah. And then sure, get in now at 20. Don't even use all that money. Yeah. I love how he says, figure out how to borrow money. Yeah.

I don't know how. Figure out how to borrow money. And he just says, educate yourself on why this is the greatest thing to do. It is, bitch. I had to crack open this dollar right here and go deposit it to buy seriously You're just letting money sit on the floor. Yeah, I'm just letting it sit here man I could be selling that I could be hawking this calculator by more Everything here I could sell that picture my dad for five bucks get more Bitcoin

I need Jordan Peterson to interview Michael sailor you just can never tell who's talking Well, I guess the weeping one would be Jordan Peterson young men So you're saying that Bitcoin is freedom for young men. Yeah, I can't get the Bitcoin Sell your wife sell your girlfriend into slavery for more Bitcoin. That's not funny. No, I take that back You got to take the hat off in the sunglasses. Whoa, whoa, what happened? Oh, he's back. Nice guy.

Why am I wearing sunglasses? The laser eyes, baby. Why do I have this Bitcoin hat in my hand? I'm gonna put it on and see what happens. No. Hey, bitch. Oh. Hey, you stupid bitch.

No, I'll take it off my head. Damn, you know what I was was just thinking about I blacked out for a second But I woke up thinking about Bitcoin Bitcoin Ben come back man, I wish they come back. I wish they would invent a ledger where you could grow titties on the block There's problem someone there's boobs out there on the block. There's problems with someone. There's boobs out there on the block, Shane. Jennifer Lopez, the first person to ensure her ass is going to figure out how to put those boobies on the block. Did she use her butt? Yeah, she insured her butt for like 20 million bucks.

What does that mean? If she like loses her butt in a tragic accident, that's an option. That's an option. That's an option. She's like, thank God, I got that insurance policy. That's crazy. And I'm over there going laser eyes. I'm an absurd in the butt. She's like, thank God, I got that insurance policy. That's crazy. And I'm over there going laser eyes. I'm gonna laser that butt off.

So, hey, Jennifer Lopez, let me take off these sunglasses. I'm gonna use my laser eyes to puncture your butt. You get the insurance money and then use it to buy a Bitcoin. That's actually a good... It's a great idea. Trade your ass for Bitcoin. And then when it goes up to a million, you could buy all the asses you want.

Now we're talking. Yeah. I'm feeling something bubbling inside and I can't fight it on what it is. What body part would you ensure if you could? Penis. Well, I mean, No, it's gotta be worth a lot.

Oh yeah. Probably my head. Your entire head? Yeah. Okay. Well, without it, the body is useless. True. Yeah. I'm gonna put my head on the block chain. I'm gonna ensure my hair. You're gonna your entire head. Yeah, okay. Well, without it, the body is useless. True. Yeah, I'm gonna put my head on the blockchain.

I'm gonna ensure my hair. You're gonna ensure your hair. Yeah. That's a bitch move. You gotta get a Bitcoin first, pussy. All right, take that hat off. You're gonna get a bitch. Oh, there you go.

All right, that's enough of that bit. Coin. Oh man, I like being a Bitcoin guy. I'm so bright in your... Raw power. After having my sunglasses on, it's so bright. Oh, baby. So we also had that Celsius thing happen.

I still don't understand what it was because frankly, I don't care. It was pretty similar to like, terror loon thing, offering hybrid turns and then they were using that money to buy up, I think Bitcoin and other coins. Yeah. Everything started tanking.

They froze. And that's probably had something to do with the big Bitcoin crash over the last couple weeks, right? I think there's speculation that the same thing, the same fate might be fall Bitcoin that happened with Terrell Luna. That's what I thought. Yeah, but I think it's, I think it's also all related to the Fed. Yeah, it is interesting. It seems to have found, because the previous breakout point for

Bitcoin was about 19,000. I think it was the 2017 level that it had last, yeah, let's pull up a five year chart. Yeah, 2017 is when it hit its like high, it's all time high at the time, and then it wouldn't hit that level. Excuse me, again, until 2021, 2020, excuse me, when it then broke out and it's... So in four years. Well, so yeah. You're gonna be riding high.

I mean, I really, I probably was stupid for buying it when I did, because I kind of was going into it with a trader mindset where I was thinking, oh, it's gonna like bounce 50% here and then I'm gonna be able to sell it for a nice quick little gain. But I have said on the show before that I do want to own a little bit just in case, like in case everybody's fucking,

in case all these dorks are right. Right. Because they've been right so far. I mean, Jesus Christ on the cross, they've they have been right. But right in what sense? Like it depends what you want. Like it's not a new currency. I mean, you can't the value,

you can't have your currency devalue by what is that? 60% over six months. Yeah, totally. No, you can't. your currency devalue by, what is that, 60% over six months? Yeah, totally. No, you can't. And I think, I mean, the thing is every time I read up on it or like watch a documentary about it, it makes sense to me. I'm like, oh yeah, okay, I get it. It is, it's kind of, it is a hedge against inflation,

which is funny because now you've got the inflation that it's supposed to hedge against and yet looking where it is. And it's supposed to be a hedge against, you know, the government and all these regulations and stuff, but it's going up and down just with all this fed stuff the way everything else is. True. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. To me, it also boils down to math for me that there's only what, 21 million of them in circulation, which is nothing. So you're fully a fucking Bitcoin guy now. Yeah, pussy bitch.

But, oh man. Jealousy is a disease. I think it is a little bit of jealousy of like, guys who just got rich off crypto is oh, I'm mega Yeah, but like not in a distra it's so it's such a it's like you someone winning the lottery where I'm like damn I'm jealous, but right who would have fucking seen I would not have held on this long It's like people I know who gamble. Yeah, it's like when they hit big. I'm like that is sick I should gamble my uncle texted me the other day, he said, Ben, I won $540,000 on a scratch-off ticket.

And I was like, whoa, holy shit, congratulations. Stutta da da da da. And for a brief moment, I thought, I bet he read the ticket wrong. But then I thought, nah, there's no way. Cause like, he would have made 100% sure. 20 minutes later, Hello, Ben. I read the ticket wrong.

I did not win the $540,000. Did he get anything? No, I don't know. Probably no, then. I think he would, I think he would have roller coaster. I won half a million dollars. Holy shit. It's he's on uncle mode.

So like every text is hello, Ben or Hi, Ben, comma, and then yeah. Right, he thinks it's email. Yeah, basically. There's something just fundamentally broken in the brains of baby boomers. I'm not being aegis. My mom is one of those. Hi, mom. You know the dad text?

What is with, I thought that it was, I didn't know that it was universal. The dad's watching movies in the living room by standing in front of the TV with their hand on their hip. I don't know. My dad always would do that. And it bugged the shit out of me. I'd be laying on the couch. He'd be coming to or from the garage and would stop. Put his hand on his head. Because he's busy. It doesn't have time to sit. But yeah, but to stand and just look down at the TV

and watch like, but he wouldn't do it for a long time. Major League two. Major League two now. 15 minutes. Hit, hit info. Hit info. Hit info. Huh. Do you want something that anyway? Oh, we're in the bear market folks.

Last week, apparently was the the markets worst week since March 2020 So I was down S&P was down 5.8% holy shit and seven of the 11 sectors are now in official bear market territory Jim Kramer says we're gonna have a bull market within the bear market wait. He did he said that when I don't know yesterday. We're gonna have a bull market with the bear market shut the fuck I'm one of a handful of people who think I Just I really don't have any problem with Jim Kramer I just I think it's amusing how other people hate on him so much I don't cuz like who cares what he thinks who care about that's that but he did call my wife a bitch on Facebook once did

Well, what did your wife do okay to deserve that? Who cares what he thinks? Who cares what I don't even care about that's up. But he did call my wife a bitch on Facebook once. He did. Well, what did your wife do? Okay. To deserve that. That's okay. Well, I wrote out a thing here about the bear markets. Because basically, as everything was just going up, unrelentingly, and I was kind of much like 2020, I was the beginning of 2020,

you know, I was shorting the market as it went up, which was stupid, because like Rivian IPO did like over a hundred billion dollar valuation and they had sold what like 50 trucks or something. And I'm pulling out my hair going, what the fuck is wrong with everybody? How does everybody think that this can just continue? And definitely who the fuck is buying this?

You had Coinbase IPO-ing and like rallying to, I don't remember what their value, close to a hundred billion dollars. Interest rates were at zero, you had trillions of dollars. Just pouring into the markets. Investors are throwing money at fucking video game retailers and movie theater chains and getting crazy rich. Just all the signs were in it. Everyone's spacking.

Spacking the goddamn dicks off. But in their spacking companies that had no revenues, but had like literal PowerPoint presentations Projecting like five years from now. We're projecting 10 billion dollars in revenue And that was enough to spec and and come on birds are gonna be everywhere. Oh the scooters Yeah, and that that stocks down like 99% you had clover the health and the Chimath Palapetia every single one of his backs Of course just diarrhea health and the, Chimath Palapatia, every single one of his backs. Pfft, of course. Just diarrhea. Diarrhea that broke the plumbing. There's this guy in TikTok who has plumbing so bad

that when he poops and flushes it, he can stick his head up. What is going on on your TikTok? What is going on? It's just all breastfeeding and fucking diaries. Well now I got people tagging me in breastfeeding videos and sending me, like, hey, check this out.

It just reinforces the algorithm. The algorithm's like, yes, we're learning. We're learning more about this one. This guy's obsessed with it. He loves it. And then I learned that I wasn't even a breastfeeder. I think my mom told me later, like, Dr. Nation told me that that was my pediatrician.

Dr. Nation? Yeah. Dr. Nation. Okay, what was that? Nothing. Is that an inside joke or something? I don't know where, I don't know what happened. He was so cool, he was the best,

he died a few years ago. Dr. Nation. Nord Nation. I think he was from Jamaica or Barbados. Did he spell it? N-A-T-Y-O-N? No, N-A-T-I-O-N. Nation. Yeah, isn't that what I said? You said Y-O-N. No, it just burped. Did someone burp? Was that you? No. Was that Luke? Did you just burp? I think it is you. No. Don't gas like me. Don't tell me it's you. No don't gas like me don't tell me was me It wasn't me. I would know I was in the middle of talking anyway

My mom said I didn't suck on her boobs So maybe you're over compensating. Yeah I'm trying to make up for lost time. There you are anyway So you had everybody getting stupid rich yet you had unprofitable tech companies going public at these nutzo valuations. Companies are raising billions of dollars through SPACs, through PowerPoint fucking presentations. And here I am, I feel like a fucking moron for not taking advantage of this. We should have started a company.

Dude, I'll tell you what. What? It is, so I was just reading this article by Derek Thompson in the Atlantic, and it's about, what did he call it? The millennial lifestyle subsidy. And he, because-

And it's basically, because we're all watching the economy like change before our eyes, right? Yeah. Yeah. Because there was all this cheap money, and so, and he has this funny quote about,

all right, so, he says, if you woke up on a cashier mattress, worked out with a peloton, Uber2, we work, ordered on DoorDash for lunch, took a lift home and ordered dinner through Postmates, only to realize your partner had already started on a blue apron meal. Your household had in one day interacted with eight unprofitable companies that collectively lost about $15 billion in one year. Yeah, we're fucking morons for not trying to get money from Silicon Valley. unprofitable companies that collectively lost about fifteen billion dollars in one year. Yeah, we're fucking morons for not trying to get money from Silicon Valley. Right. And it made sense for them because they were taking all these big bets on like they they just needed one to be the next Facebook or to be the next whatever and it would all be worth it.

And even then it was already worth it because they went public at such sky high valuations. They all made their money. It's insane. It is insane. But all that's stupid. All that's gonna go away though. You're not gonna be able to like, you know, like DoorDash used to be able to get you food for super cheap, but like, they're gonna, people are gonna have to start paying

what it actually costs for things. And it's gonna hurt. Yeah. DoorDash and all that shit is making food more expensive, I think. And I was gonna say just know something else about how shit makes things more expensive. Just by virtue of existing and just prizes have to go up. I don't know what I'm talking about.

Where am I? Let's talk about Bitcoin more. No, no, no. Come on, man. Ah, pussy bitch. I find this all very interesting though that We could I could have never expected that we'd have this show as all of this is unfolding right in front of us I wish that we had had it when GameStop was happening because that was the most thrilling

And I feel like that was when people were absolutely the most actively engaged and you know that I owned 5,000 shares of GameStop at like $16. And you sold it. I sold it at like $16. And that's because I mean, this one's more sad than anything. I think we're in for a tough time with the potential recession coming. I don't know. I have a lot to say about that. So by the way, we are going to, we're going to try to get a friend of the show,

Kyla Scanlan, who is a really sweet person in a very, very smart cookie. Um, what the fuck did I just say? Did you, was? Did you say, did you call her sweet cookie? No, I said smart cookie in a sweet person. She's very, very tall. Did you say sweet cookie? No, smart cookie, sweet person.

Don't, don Don't don't don't All right anyway Kyla is gonna we're gonna try to get Kyla on to talk about recession stuff because I have a lot of thoughts on this and Kyla is Incredibly knowledgeable and has She'll be able to have just a bunch of stats lined up But and we will get to a little bit about what Jerome Powell testified to Yesterday Which is two days ago for you guys watching but yes And we will get to a little bit about what Jerome Powell testified to yesterday, which is two days ago for you guys watching. But yes, but I don't think that a recession is necessarily going to happen for a few just very basic reasons,

but just real fast on the bear market. People were seeing like 100% Euro of a year revenue growth and companies were like overhiring and overpaying people. They were overpaying for acquisitions and it just felt like all the good times would never end. And then suddenly it all flips. And now it went from peak euphoria to peak fear. So the thing is though,

and I think this is indicative of how everybody feels. When you spend that much time in peak euphoria, AKA like a year and a half, two years like we just did, a reversion to the mean feels a lot more painful than it actually is, you know? Oh yeah, I mean that euphoria is crazy. I mean, that's also for it, it's crazy. I mean, that's also, there's gonna be a big difference,

especially with people RH, like, people's net worths, especially millennials have like half, very quickly. If they're in growth tech instead. Well, but for a lot of people, like a lot of people were in crypto, that's getting, like, just cut in a big way, a lot of people were in growth stocks, a lot of people who are working for these tech companies and growth companies are taking stock compensation. Yeah. That's all going to start going way down. There are job offers that are getting rescinded.

I keep seeing lines about. But just to put it all in context, yeah. The market has dropped considerably over the last few months, but we're still well above the highs of 2020 before the big crash. Hey, I never had a spin-responseorship. I believe the S&P was around 3,200 or so, 32 or 3,300 just when we peaked in 2020. And the S&P is now at like 3,700. We're still higher than that, but yeah, like a reversion to the mean feels pretty brutal,

but I did it away from the mic. Doing it away from the mic, I feel like satisfies people, because there were some people in the comments saying, like free bends, burps, but I want to be, it wouldn't matter if a hundred people said burp into the mic. If there's that one person who doesn't like it,

I'm gonna try to be considerate to that person. A couple of the comments were like, it's gross. It's just like, I get it, feeling like someone's burping my ear. It's disgusting, I understand. And look, I know we got a couple of little freakers listening who want to feel like they're getting burped in. Okay. Burp in your mouth.

Ben's playing to the freaks always. I always play in the freaks. But so now, so what makes this inflation thing so nasty is it's the combination of people paying more for shit as they're seeing their savings and investments cut in half. Like the price of a gallon of gas in, well, in California is on par with the federal minimum wage. But also your, yeah, that is not, you're living in California the minimum wage, you know, what, 15 bucks or something. Yeah, I think we're at 15. So,

that is not a reversion to the mean. No, that's, that's just mean. That is just mean. Yeah. It's shit is expensive. It's terrible, it's terrifying. Hey, I'm, I'll throw it out there. I still got that code for that upside app. If you want to save money on gas. Oh, that's going to fucking help. DM me, baby. Yeah, it gives you, if you use my code

for the first time you get $0.15 per gallon off. That's pretty good. For the first time, but then after that, it's just whatever local gas station is offering, but it's usually like 10, 15 cents off. Better than Biden can do. Yeah, Joe Byrde. Wait, so you're thinking no recessions coming?

Well, okay, let's let's talk about what Powell Jerome Powell, because he's testifying right now. He's, it's the second part of his semi annual thing where he talks to the Senate. We only know what he said yesterday. Yeah, which is two days ago again. And what he's saying right now is happening right now. What is going on? It's Saturday, Sunday, Monday.

Well, just gonna have to fucking do the math. Yeah, all right. Like I'm trying to do. So Powell is just saying a lot of the same thing. And for those of you who have been living under a rock, hello, open up the rock. We're trying to help you. You gotta go.

What's the rent like under there? Is there a bathroom where do you? What are you trying to say? I mean, say Jerome Powell is he's the chairman of the fed. He had the fed unelected and that's been appointed. And I think it was Senator one of the Kennedys said to him yesterday. Wait, wait, wait, which one? Not the dead one. Whoever's alive now, which Kennedys is alive? I don't think he's Kennedy. I mean, his name is Kennedy, but he's like a weird Republican.

He's, oh, gotcha. He said something to Jerome Powell that I feel like Powell already knew and has probably gone to his head. He said that you are arguably the most powerful man in America, if not the world right now. And he really is. I don't fucking think that's true. I think it's because there's such feckless cowards that because there's two options. You can give it to the Fed.

We've talked about this. You can give it to the Fed and you can be like, you know, push your one button, do the one thing you can fucking do and bring inflation down. Or you could be a politician and try to do the very hard thing, which is to actually like fight these things. Like with the things we were talking about, do anything about the supply chain, do anything about monopolies, do anything about corporate greed, do anything to rein in energy prices by going after energy companies. Yeah. But they go, well that's fucking hard. So then they look at Jerome Powell and they go, you're the most powerful man palman in the world help us

Do won't pal please please waste a wait Joe Biden sent a he sent a letter to Texaco and they didn't like it so much. Yeah, I know Michael Burry who we should try to get on the show We should have the booking people try to talk to him just a note for our producers And harass him on Twitter nicely. Tell him to come onto the show. But he's speculating that the Fed is just rapidly raising rates so that they can then maybe, I don't know, by December come in and save the day by lowering rates again. And just they're just increasingly getting the market hooked on the drug that is DeFed. They keep in us well. DeFed. DeFed. But so

Powell said that he is strongly committed to bringing down inflation with his monetary policy tools, meaning higher interest rates until what he says until compelling evidence that inflation is coming down and he did say that aside from food and energy prices, there is evidence that other areas are cooling down. I don't know what, but you know, whatever the fuck else. I mean, that's fucking huge. It's like, you literally are seeing viral videos of people going, I had to make the choice

between spending money on food or spending money on fuel this week. So like, what the fuck are you talking about? And I mean, Elizabeth Warren, thank God Elizabeth Warren, thank God she was asking them. She said Warren asked Powell if Fed rate increases will lower gas prices, which have hit record highs this month, I would not think so, pal. Said Warren asked if grocery prices will go down because of the feds war on inflation. I wouldn't say so.

No. It's like, well then what the fuck are you guys doing over there? Yeah. All he can do is raise unemployment to decrease demand. Well, that's where I wanted to touch in. He was saying that economic conditions are generally favorable. We do still have a strong labor market and persistently high demand. But I don't think it's weird.

There's two jobs available for every unemployed person in America don't, it's weird. Like there's two jobs available for every unemployed person in America right now, which is insane. And everyone keeps saying that Joe Biden keeps saying, you know, record economy right now, but I don't think anyone's feeling that. And I don't, like so, I think I threw in here, there's the consumer sentiment.

Yeah, it is, it's like, so, scroll a little bit. So this is a Lynn Alden tweeting. She's got a graph here of the consumer sentiment. Yeah, it is. So scroll a little bit. So this is a Lynn Alden tweeting. She's got a graph here of the consumer sentiment and she says the best sentiment was in 2000. The worst sentiment is now unprecedented. If you look at the chart, I mean, we're at all time fucking lows here. This is insane.

Worst than 2008 financial crash. Yeah. Well, so that is interesting. But when I see that as a trader, I'm like, oh, that means that we're near a low like like a traitable definitive low, you know? Because look what happened in 1980 you had the it looks like we're

God damn spindrift Your bubbly goodness is making me all is fucking me up here is making me all, is fucking me up here. Ugh. Bitch. What are you gonna say, motherfucker? What the fuck? The sentiment, the sentiment, look what happened in 1980. I mean, when the sentiment, when the sentiment

and things like this indicators breach all time highs or lows, it's generally near a top or a bottom. So, to me, I see this and I'm like, oh, it probably won't get much worse. Yeah, but that doesn't mean that just because it won't get much worse doesn't mean that it's not horrible. And like, so when you're looking at 2008, yeah, we hit a bottom. And then, I mean, we were, we were, and are still recovering from 2008. Right. In a way that like, yeah, people still haven't recovered and we're getting hit with another one.

Yeah. I saw a great... So it doesn't really matter if it's like, well, this is the bottom. It's going, well, okay. I've still haven't recovered from the last one. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

I saw a great thing this morning, or it wasn't yesterday, can't remember. Anyway, it likened the last couple years to a hurricane. And you know how the eye of a hurricane is tranquil. If you're in the eye of a hurricane, it looks like just a normal day. Sunshine in, there's everything is, no, it's not.

Is it real? Yeah. Eyes of the eye of a hurricane can be like 10 miles long or wide or whatever. And they likened it to like, okay, in March of 2020, we're just getting absolutely blasted by hurricane, economic hurricane, you know, the economy fucking grinded to a halt. And it was just what's going to happen?

What's going to happen? And then boom, we're in the eye of the storm and we got fiscal stimulus and we got everything and then everything surges back. And it seems like the good times are here to stay and well we weathered that and so we can weather anything and SPACs and CHAMF and BICCOIN and DOGECOIN and NFTs and all this shit and everybody is just thinking oh the storm has passed meanwhile we're in the fucking eye we were in the eye and now we're on the other side of it where holy shit the wind is returning because now we're dealing with supply chain issues and now we got a raise interest rates and inflation and Joe Biden fell off bicycle. I mean the bicycle thing is funny

and I don't even I watched it. I don't think it's because he's old. It's whatever. But it's like also he's riding a bicycle, that's impressive. Horrible timing. When everyone's like, Joe, you're too old to handle this. We need someone who can fucking figure all this out for us, you're just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I did see something interesting

and a lot of people have been DMing me about this. Apparently on TikTok, there's been a groundswell of people trying to band together to not buy oil on July 3rd through 5th. Don't not buy gas gas. Sorry gas gas And I won't stop buying oil. Yeah, I love oil Give me that petroleum jelly. That's like a do anything. I don't buy gas every two fucking days I know and but I do it for like a month. People have tried that before. I think I remember even in the MySpace days,

people trying to get mass protest things like that to catch on, but they don't, because we weren't as connected as we are now. And now more than ever, we do, it feels like we do have the capability to band together and stick it to billionaires. It's like the one. You don't think we do.

Well, I mean, especially not in the gap, I think the gas prices I think are here to stay. I think. I don't think so. I think oil companies know that their days are numbered and I think renewables are coming but they can't come quick enough to replace oil. And yeah, they're artificially keeping supply low so they can keep prices really high.

I read that in 2023, demand for oil is going to surpass supply for oil and it's just gonna get even worse. Really? Yeah. Because they can drill and turn it just gonna get even worse. Really? Yeah. But- Because they can drill and turn it on whenever they want. Yeah, we know we haven't, on the radio this morning, they were saying that we haven't had

a new refinery built in the United States in like 30 years, which has been anus. I mean, it's also weird that everyone's pushing for more, all we want to do is get off fucking oil. Yeah, I know. That's the thing, it's like, okay. Sure, what makes the most sense now is to, it's like you gotta hurt yourself in the immediate term to save yourself. Well, you hurt yourself in the long term

to save yourself in the immediate term, because we gotta get off of this shit, Well, you hurt yourself in the long term to save yourself in the immediate term because like We got to get off of this shit, but at the same time we got to have a country to and we got to have a people to Have a future, you know, I don't know. We got to have a people to have a future put that on a t-shirt. Yeah He's out like Joe Biden don't make me put on the hat and so we got to have a people if we want a future Yeah, the fuck are you talking about there's there are so many ways that America could be fixed if we just implemented just Give us a fucking new deal deal where we we we make Infrastructure that that's not fucking car dependent man. Oh, I mean build the trains

That's not fucking card dependent man. Oh, I mean... Build the trains! Build the trains! That's not like... That's a shirt I can get on board with. Build the trains. Build the trains. God, Christ!

Like, just why... Oh shit. It doesn't make sense. Just make it work people. Ooh, best nation in the world. Then prove it. Ben, for the audio listener, Ben is doing this like a East Ventora.

He's bent over and he's spreading his butt cheeks as he says it. My poor raw ass. Is it still raw? I was given a prescription, but I- Here we go. I- Here we go.

I was given a prescription cream, but I got a call from the pharmacy yet. So anything I need to call him and be like, do you have my ass cream? Man, we have to do it. It's all the way in Burbank. We're just built different. Who, you and I? Yeah. Why, your ass is fine.

It just reminds me of... I got back from Greece on, I don't know, Monday and me and Ben were talking and he was like, oh, how was your trip? Well, I was telling them all these fun stories and then he was like, and you didn't get any traveler's day area? You didn't get any traveler's day area? And I was like, no. And then when we hung up the phone, I said, what the fuck is traveler's day area?

You've had traveler's day area. Set it off in the comments. What does that mean? You just get it from the... Yeah, like different water, for example. Oh, like Montezim is revenge? No, well, it's sorta, but, you know, when you travel, you're experiencing

different water, different food. And it is a common enough occurrence to be named Travelers Diaria. Yeah, see, there it is when you Google it. It is a digestive tract disorder that commonly causes loose stools and abdominal cramps. It's caused by eating contaminated food or drinking contaminated water.

I was in Greece, that's... Yeah, well, Greece sounds like a... I don't think I've ever gotten travelers in the area. I've been to like... I've been to a lot of places. I don't think I've ever gotten... Well, look at you, Mr. Perfect genetics. I have a sense of tummy.

Yeah, you do. One time I got diarrhea on an airplane. Well, look at you, Mr. Perfect genetics. I have a sense of tummy. Yeah, you do. One time I got diarrhea on an airplane from the food that they served, and I was so lucky that I was sitting in like the bull kid row, so I was one of the first to get served. So therefore, I was one of the first to experience the intensity.

So I got in the bathroom, I was all good, I felt fine. And like 15 minutes later, there is a line. Damn that's horrible Yeah, and I remember singing you poor motherfuggers Me and my fastman tab. I was like 25 like me and my fastman tab was and we processed it. We got rid of it My body said out and I said okay Wow So that's the story Okay, wow. So that's the story. Anyway, I had this guy on the fucking actually it doesn't matter.

Yeah, well, so Biden today called on Congress to suspend federal gas taxes for three months, which would save people a whopping 18 cents per gallon. I don't even think it's going to be that like I think when they work it out of time and be that high. It's just pathetic work it out, it's not going to be that high. It's just pathetic. And I mean, we had said, yeah, oil demand is expected to do it exceed supply by 2023. Gas does not need to be this high. Like oil companies...

That's keeping the supply artificially low. They're trying to make their nut before renewables take over. It's really just insane. Like okay, you got it, you got your nut. Did you see Joe Biden, I was talking about it before, I was joking, but Joe Biden like sent a letter to the head of some oil companies. Really? And what did he say?

Please. Please. For the American people. I fell off my bike. Was he biking in an effort to be like, you guys just got a bike? I don't know. I don't know. Because remember when Pete Buttigieg became the... Transportation guy. Yeah. By electric car. Well, no, he was doing all these photo ops of like in his suit with him little helmet. But yeah, the oil execs basically told him to fuck off. And the Republicans

aren't going to do shit because they're in big oil's pockets. And he made a little, it was funny. He made a little comment like, whoa, I don't know, they'd be so sensitive. But that is true. It'd be nice if you could do something. He also signed legislation to improve oversight of ocean shipping to help ease inflation and ease export backlogs. It's meant to increase the transparency of industry practices. We'll see, I mean, the more I read about it, the more it was like, I mean, this is good in theory, but it'll probably take years to implement. Did you read about it?

Yeah, but yeah, they're also going to have to... Because part of the thing that David Dayin was talking about was yeah He was talking about this a little bit. They'll have to actually execute and allocate resources to doing all these things So we'll see but so that actually Prompted me to it reminded me of my two favorite shipping company logos You have to you have two favorite shipping company. I do have to because you know there's a lot of shipping companies out there APL HMM. There's Cisco PPO HMO or not Cisco Costco PPO HMO

ABC23 Bitcoin bitch. I just keep I just like saying it But I think you just like having a free pass to saying the B word. Oh, yeah, so check out this one bitch If you type in if you this is one of my, this is my first favorite logo, M-O-L. Look at this fucking, look at this logo. So you, where did you see this logo? I see it everywhere.

You see it everywhere. Start paying attention. No, I would say it is a prominent company. It, for the audio listener, I wish you could see it. It looks very, you have to, you have to Google it to believe me. It's a dumb looking alligator cartoon alligator with bug eyes sitting in a circle holding a container on its shoulder. And it's just funny. It's just M.O.L.

It's great. Let's see. But then the other one. I can't favor the other shipping company logo. Dongfang logo Dongfang Dongfang it is two dolphins It looks like they're fucking each other damn this one's horny as hell. It is called dongfang Every time I see it I go dongfang dongfang and it's got little water droplets coming out. And I don't think that's water, pal. That's one might say.

I mean dolphins are a famously horny ocean mammal. Are they mammals? They're mammals. Yeah, they're mammalian. So, it wasn't those guys who would like fuck the dolphins? There is a contingent of people who do indeed fuck dolphins. No, no, no, they're like researchers. I think they would have them in captivity

and have sex with the dolphins. What do you mean there's a contingency of people? Are they going out in the wild and fucking the dolphins? Yeah, I mean, no way. Dolphussy do be gripping. There's no way. Yeah.

How the hell are you gonna go find a dolphin to have sex with? Uh, on a pier? I think I've read about, or heard about people like a dolphin comes up and you just like have to like, you know, it's like my octopus teacher where you have to just keep coming back and then hopefully the animal goes like, oh, I know, like I,

he didn't have sex with the octopus. We don't know that. We don't know that. We don't know that. And I'm sure he did. The octopus might, the octopus was very curious and was like putting

its little feelers, sucklers all over him and like touching his face because that's how it like learns and like, oh, here you are. You're probably one day where he was like, feel this. There was for sure there was one day where he's like, my life's not underwater with me. And he's like, it's learning.

And he's like, it's learning. His wife's at the surface with a, surface with just like finally following him one day. I've got to see what he's doing. Is he cheating on me with another woman? Oh no, it is just an octopus and she's watching just like, oh sweet. What? Oh my god. Let it learn.

Nobody's underwater. So it would just be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I bet an octopus would give a mean handy it'd be a few handies yeah it would just be able to fully envelop it be so many tentacles yeah and they're not called tentacles right isn't the proper word suckle suckle or something like that

I don't think so. I don't know. If only there were a way to find out. But, okay, but what I'm saying back to my original point about which one. The dolphins that are getting fucked think are in captivity. Oh, so is it like a salt or is it? Cause I know that they're,

I think it's a similar situation where they're going, we had to do it for research. The guy's going, I had to fuck this dolphin. He was presenting in such a way. Would it be Dussie or Dolfussie? You tell me, Ben. Sound off in the comments. If you've made it this far into the episode,

let us know if a dolphin's vagina would be Dussie. That's a bend thing. Tag him, I don't want to. Dolfussie. No, tag of me, that's a bend thing. Tag him, I don't want to know. Don't pussy. No tag of meal, because he needs to know. Um, we got a lot coming up in the after hours. We're talking about, uh, yeah, we're almost there. Um, we're gonna talk about air taxis coming to the,

Oh, we got to talk about the FDA banning jewel. We got axle rows being out of breath. Uh, house, oh, Amazon's running out of people to hire. Oh, yeah, we saw that that's wild What else what else what else what are you doing stand up? What else what else what else what else? You guys heard this one I don't a t-shirt you guys heard this one. Oh, here's one. Hey you guy. What about you when you're fucking? What do you what what's the deal with Sunglasses anyway, I do like I'm going to the optometrist today. I'm getting new glad new prescription

Get new glazes. Glaces. You know what was okay. What well? This is probably an after-hour story anyway, but what? Tease it. I lost my bag or I didn't know no no I lost my bag. Or I didn't fucking. No, no, no. Oh, you're actual suitcase. ITA airways lost my fucking suitcase. Oh, and did you get it back?

Yes, it was crazy. But it was such a long story. But so for a while, I didn't have my contacts and I went to, I was like so pissed and my family was like, just go get new contacts. And I was like, how the fuck can you do that? Because in America, if you want contacts, you have to have a prescription, right?

You gotta show them your prescription. They'll give you, I'm just powering through. I don't care that you're doing it. And they were like, what are you talking about? If you know your prescription, just go get whatever you, so we go. Yeah, that's our minus, whatever. Right, we go to the optometrist

and you can just pick out Contacts Increase without a prescription. Wow, and I couldn't get over it and they were making fun of me. They were like They were like you can't get contacts without your prescription And then they were like, but you guys can all get guns whenever you want That's like fuck off. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's some other breaking news the the supreme court the Supreme court overwalled some hundred-year-old law in New York. Good.

That you don't need a reason to carry a gun. That's a good t-shirt. You don't need a reason to carry a gun. Well, because I guess before, apparently there was a law that was like, you need to tell them why you need it. You basically need to say, here's why I need to be able to carry again. Right. In order to get your license to carry a gun. You're like, because I don't trust people.

Right. And now it's just, hey, now you can carry a gun. Okay, we're being told to wrap up, folks. So if you want to join us in the after hours, go to TMGStudios.tv And sign up for one of the tears. Like, subscribe, comment, we love you. Kill your parents, quit your job, shit those pants. I wanna see photos of shit in pants.

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