The Trillionaire Mindset - 63: Why Carvana Collapsed

Episode Date: December 9, 2022

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Have a holly jolly Christmas. Rudolph's got his nose. He rides his all night with the other reindeer and then he goes. Da da da da da da da da da da da. We all go to the Delhi It is nice they make a stop at the Delhi Very a very northeast Christmas. Yeah, well, we got delis here

Do you yeah, Langer's canters? No, those are delis my man and they've been here their institutions Although I did go to I did go To but you can't make a stop at Langers right cuz it's all the way on the it's in like mid city Well, no, it's a whole thing. Oh sure the last time I went there. I feel like a deli you just grab sandwich sure Yeah, no, we definitely don't have those So you're right the last time I was at canters. I was sitting across from I don't have those. So you're right. The last time I was at canters, I was sitting across from, I don't know, I was there. Was it a date? I don't remember. George Carlin? No, it was neither of those. But you take a date to canters? Yeah.

Well, it was years ago. And a roach, a cockroach, like scurried pastor, and then ran into like the because they're the the the Biltz they're the the seats that are built into the Structure of the whole thing and they got planters behind them and the roaches like went into the play clearly It knew where it was going because it clearly the way that the roach ran it was evident Do you find that roaches often don't know where they're going? Well, no, it just looked like it wasn't it was going there with purpose like oh here we go in a my garage every restaurant has no not like this i remember one time we read a nice restaurant in Brooklyn and there was a roach on the wall and people started noticing it and going uh and remember some woman was like

we want we want money off our bill and the was like, it's New York City, lady. What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? Just roaches and rats everywhere. I was at another restaurant. Casa de Campo. You're asking me. I didn't do the one in the Mexican one here in LA. Casita?

Casita del Campo. Yeah. Yeah. So, oh, so you knew what I was talking about. But you said I was at another restaurant. Casa del Campo? Oh, it's so close toacita del Campo. Yeah. Yeah. So, oh, so you knew what I was talking about. But you said I was at another restaurant. Kacita del Campo? Oh, it's so close to Kacita del Campo. I thought you were asking me if you were there. I'm out of town.

No. Geez. Anyway, I was there with the date. Again, I don't know how long ago. It was like a couple of years ago. And I saw a roach. Dude, crawling. A roach over here. She was she was against the wall and we were like in I was she's there a little two person No, was it two person a little booth and I said oh my god. There's a roach and she she took her napkin and just kind of like turned around and went

and killed it damn and then it just like, Plunk died right there. And I said, should we leave or something? She said, no, I got it. So, damn, I love that. Yeah, it was cool. That was cool.

Damn, I don't think I've ever seen a roach in a restaurant. In LA. Consider yourself lucky there everywhere. I mean, they're in Koreatown, big town. That's what the exterminator told me when I thought that I had a roach. I saw one roach in my apartment they're everywhere, man, they're in Koreatown, big time. That's what the exterminator told me when I thought that I had a road. I saw one road in my apartment, he said, maybe it's just racist.

It was just a scout, no. No, I guess it had to be. Just a scout? Yeah, sometimes the road just come in and check out your shit. I go, oh cool, nice took a road on a student and then they leave. Okay. And when he walked in,

did you go home because you saw one roach? I saw, yeah, that's what I, yes, I saw one. And then I called my landlord and I said, hey, I saw a roach and he said, oh, fucking shit. And then he, he called the exterminator and the exterminator gave me this whole fucking protocol that involved cleaning out my entire kitchen. So I put everything in the bag and I put it all in the living room and the guy came in to do the treatment and immediately walked and said, you don't have roaches.

I would know there's a smell, you would see droppings and stuff. And I said, so I didn't need to do all that and he said, no, I could have just come in for an inspection. I can still spray if you want. Did they bring the dog? I love the dog. No, but I've got a whole, oh, you talking bed bugs? Oh, yeah, that's for bed bugs, all right. I've got a bed bug story. Maybe I'll save it because it was a conspiracy and I sounded insane, but I was correct.

Hmm. So I didn't, long story short, I didn't have bed bugs. Okay, so you're not going to save it. No, I, I, I will. I'll save it for later. Check, hey Steve Slut, you freaking dirty slut. Oh, yeah, you got to get it within the first. Yeah, hey Steve Sludge, you freaking dirty slut. Oh yeah, you gotta get it within the first. Yeah, slut, you big slut, you big Steve Sludge. I know you wanna check the disclaimer

in the description box, don't you, you fucking slut. Go, yeah, check it. Make sure that we don't get sued. So that's that. They did try to sue us last time because it wasn't in the first 10 to answer something. Steve made it, Steve made it known to us. Well, we'll see if the chargers, yeah. because it wasn't in the first 10 to answer something. Steve made it, Steve made it known to us. We'll complete the charges.

Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know who you are. I don't know who you are. You're the only one who's dead. You don't mean it up, you know. We're going to all of this. We're going to all of this. We're going to all of this. We're going to all of this. We're going to all of this. We're going to all of this. We're going to all of this.

We're going to all of this. We're going to all of this. We're going to all of this. We're going to all of this. We're going to all of this. We got a live stream next week. December 15th. What day is that?

Thursday. Thursday. December 15th. Is it, oh same time. At 15th is it oh same time at 3 p.m. Is last time 3 p.m. Pist 6 p.m. Est and We figured out what the sound problem was but we we're still gonna do it We thought it was funny. Yeah, and and it turns out it's on your end. You guys just fall. It's not our fault Yeah, it's not our it's all of your computers. Yeah, everybody's computers fucked up. If you have a Dell or Apple, Microsoft, well, Microsoft is an operating system, dipshit.

So they make tablets. That's true, that's true. I take it back. Turns out I was the dipshit all along. Fuck. I cannot think of any other computer company. Yeah, if you have a gateway or a Compact, HP, yeah. Alienware. It's your fault. Yeah, Alienware.

It's your fault. It's your fault. If you're running Linux, yeah, actually Linux is the only one where it works with Linux. Yeah. And what's that one computer brain that nobody fucking touches because they're their cheap Chromebooks. It works on Chromebooks.

No, a lot of people probably have Chromebooks. It doesn't work on Chrome. Oh, yeah. No, you know, it doesn't. If you're running Linux on the Chromebook, it will work. It will work. So we recommend downloading Linux and downloading a bunch of third-party apps. And maybe it can get the sound to work. So in other news, we are dangerously close. Yeah. By the time you get this, by the time you watch this, which is tomorrow for us and

today for you, we'll be at the 50,000 the time you watch this, which is tomorrow for us and today for you, we'll be at the 50,000. Unless something goes terribly wrong. Yeah, unless something goes wrong, unless one of us says something really naughty, unless Joe Biden spreads in, which is possible. Why would he step in and stop that? He's got a problem with this.

Hey, Jack, you gotta, God, gotta stop that. Yeah. Anyway, we will have hit the 50,000 thresholds, so we're probably gonna kiss on the stream, I think. Maybe that's what we'll do, right? We'll kiss live. Yeah, exactly.

That's what people... Yeah, that is more exciting. Because anything can happen. You won't be able to hear all of our sloppy bling bling. Unless you download Linux. Yeah, you gotta download so remember to download Linux. Otherwise, you're gonna be barely be able to hear the kiss.

Yeah, if you don't know what Linux is, congratulations on all the sex that you've had. Yeah. Yeah. So also in other news, the Traitor Treehouse, it's fucking coming and I'm so sorry. It's just, it turns out that it's a lot harder. The Treehouse is like, I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. It's coming, it's just taking a minute, okay? I've got my friend Marshall, he's on it. Marshall's on it. He's really good. He's great. This guy's like 31 and he looks 20, it's insane. The fucker.

You don't trust this guy? No, I trust him. No, I'm talking to them. No. And also in case you haven't noticed, I'm a new man now. I got laser eyes. Bitcoin, I'm talking to them. And also in case you haven't noticed, I'm a new man now. I got laser eyes. Bitcoin, I'm on Bitcoin mode.

For the audio listener, I look so hot. It's insane. You were telling me you were self-conscious. Yeah, because I feel like I look fat. Are you over it? I don't know, man. I bought some. I went to, I was gonna say Theranos, Sephora. You bought for what?

For eye cream. Eye cream? Yeah, I had to return something at h&m H&M Help me Help you what I'd say I'm saying it wrong H&M. Yeah You get on my level I Don't think I ever will this

Dude, get on my level. Jeez, I don't think I ever will. It's this late. It's true. But I went there and then I walked over to Sephora at like 10, 30 in the morning and there was nobody there and I just said, I, my eyes look all fucked up. Can you help me?

And the girl said, oh yeah, she just gets this eye cream and I'm like, a hundred dollars. She said, your eyes are fucked up. Yeah, she said, your eyes look fucked up. Did you just get contacts for the first time? You look like you're struggling. No way. No, she didn't.

But I do feel it feels weird. And let me know in the comments if I look fucked up. What do you mean fucked up? I don't know if I look like it's not natural. You look different. Like I have Tom York eye. No, he's got the smaller eye. I got that. Dude, can you pull up a picture of Tom York real know he's got the smaller eye I got that dude

Can you pull up a picture of Tommy York real quick? Yeah, I have that I have that I swear to God I just the glasses are good at hiding. I'm looking at you right now Tom York's eye is half closed It's like tiny. Yeah mine. I do that but naturally some which I couldn't this one this one closes a little bit Well, you just closed that yeah, well, that's what I'm talking about This one this one closes a little bit. Well, you just closed it. Yeah. Well, that's what I'm talking about All right, also I had a cough. So I apologize if you hear me cough And yeah, see I got that kind of shit. Look at his eye on that one. Yeah, you do not have it Oh, you're only my only soul fucked up. Oh turns out I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo It was all due to the eye

Well, man look at Johnny Greenwood is just one, he looks like a fucking, I don't know, he looks like one of the creatures from where the wild things are turned into a man. Hmm. I think he looks all right. Anyway, for the audio listener, we're looking at pictures of,

of, of, of, I think they got it to get radio. Radiohead. Well, let Ben sound off in the comments We're looking at pictures of, of, uh, I think they got it to get radio head radio. Well, let Ben sound off in the comments if he looks like a weirdo, a real creep, a real freak. You look fine. I will say you look different. Yeah. Obviously. I got one image of you in my head. Uh-huh.

Now I'm seeing a different guy. Yeah. Well, for all of you freaks out there who are crying, who cares? I'm getting, I am getting my glasses put in, I'm getting blue blocking lenses put in for looking at computer. Great. So I'll put them on or something. If I don't, I don't know. You're already regretting. No, I'm not at all. I'm gonna wear glasses. It's nice to have the option to put them on if I need to. If I want to.

It's all, by the way, this is all very hazy right now. That's the part that sucks is I'm still not used to it. Can you see the screen? Oh yeah, totally fine. I have 2015 vision now. That means 20% of the time I can see 15 of the words or something. I don't know how it works. Nobody really knows actually how it works.

Yeah, it does. You could see, whatever. You could see at 20 feet, what other could see at 15 feet? Oh, that's how it works. You could see at 15 feet, what other people could see at 20 feet? Go, okay. Well, let's get right into it, huh? That's about a good amount of time of,

I can't even see over what are these candy canes? Audio listeners, we've got a holiday set up here. I want to talk to candy cane. We want to talk to candy cane. Candy cane. And we've got a mostly Christmas set up and then one pathetic little plastic menorah for me, the K word. Well, there's a lot of online hate going around and we didn't want to put a...

For them? Put a target on our back. Yeah. So put it on my chest instead. Kanye is a viewer. Yeah. And... Shalom, Kanye, Shalom. Jesus Christ.

But he says he loves you. He just also loves... Let's not talk, let's not get into the fuck with... I don't know what his deal is. So listen folks, we had last week it was a big... I wanted to give everybody a quick little market update because that's what you tune in for, right? It's that in the shenanigans.

Well, shenanigans aside, the market had that big rally last week from J-Powl, basically making everybody go, oh, they're gonna slow down. Oh, the worst is behind us. Well, guess what happened? Just like the market does, it take us and it give us. And that last week it gave us and this week it certainly did take us because it already gave back

all those gains. Fuck yeah. Yeah, we gave it all back. And the S&P closed below the all important long term, 200 day average, moving average, just three days after closing above it for the first time in months and This guy what's it? What is his name Nick?

Tamir Honey pronounce that it looks Greek, right? It does Timor house. Yeah, Timor house. I didn't know about this you you seem to have already known He's the guy he's he's basically known as the the person who gets the scoop before everyone And he always has the tip before everyone else. Like when the... When the pivot came in, he was the one who broke the story. He always breaks the story of the interest rate.

So he's plug in J-Pow on the side or something. Doubt it, but... I wonder if any big hedge funds or something are trying to tap his phones or anything like that or trying to butter him up because this man has very valuable knowledge then. If that's the case, right? I don't think it's like that. I think. But if what he says kind of dictates, if he is the preferred journalist that the Fed kind of goes to to whisper what they're wanting to telegraph to the market, wouldn't you want to,

whisper what they're wanting to telegraph to the market. Wouldn't you want to, if you're crybaby billacmon, wouldn't you want to cry in this guy's ear? I guess so. He seems to break it pretty quickly. I don't think he's sitting on it. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. I wonder how quickly he does break shit.

Hmm. Well, anyway, he suggested an article on Monday that wage inflation could actually compel the Fed and next year to hike higher than the 5% the market is currently expecting. So there's this thing called the Fed's fund futures, which is basically because the market is a casino, you can bet on just about anything. There is a market where people speculate on what the Fed's fund will be down the line, hence the name futures. And there's, I think the market is pricing is 64% chance that it's going to top out at 5%. So, you know, it's almost 50, 50. But so now this week, everybody's thinking that the market kind of overreacted to the upside

to Powell's comments. And it's this, I just wanted to cover this real fast because we talk about it enough and we don't want to rehash the same points. But basically the Fed is in this tricky position and as are we all, where nice nose ring. Thank you. Wow. I knew you were going to look different. And I said, how can I steal Ben's thunder? You certainly did certainly did yeah so I went and got my nose pierced just to spite you damn yeah

That's powerful spite. I'm you know I'm petty. Maybe Tom petty damn speaking of you know Who this I can't make a good transition out of that fuck Speaking of spite or something. I don't fucking know, but listen, so the longer shit is good, the more likely it is that shit will be worse when shit actually goes bad, right? That's the problem that we find ourselves in. We got a tight labor market. It's tighter than a church mouse's little butthole, and we got higher wages. It's higher than a teenager hitting a bong for the first time, right?

Okay, okay everybody. So those two things mean what? It means that the economy is still running hot, which means what? That the inflation is gonna stick around longer, which means what? That the... Jay Powell might have to really jam the fucking button

this time. That the Fed has to keep the rates higher longer and the market don't like that. And then that freaks out the market because then everybody's thinking Oh shit by the time all of this stuff turns around it's more likely that it's gonna actually Hit way harder because it's better to it's better to stop gradually from 60 miles an hour Then slam it on your brakes because some dipshit ran over a turkey on the freeway am I right? Oh? Yeah shit ran over a turkey on the freeway. Am I right? Oh yeah.

Which happens all the time on the 101. That's what they don't tell you about coming to LA turkeys wild turkeys are everywhere. All over the top. Just everywhere left and right. And that represents, I feel like Adam Sandler in Billy Madison, when he's given that speech, the puppy who lost his way, and he thinks that he's making sense because he's comparing it to the economy. Yeah, I would say that's about right. That's what's happening right now. Anyway, basically, the longer it takes Main Street to slow down, the harder it might crash

when it does, because people are staving off the economic pain by dipping into their savings, which we're already seeing, just a little bit, borrowing more, putting more things on credit. But they are continuing to spend and do shit. So kind of like, all right, we got to, it's becoming a narrower and narrower window for the Fed to have its perfect little soft landing. Yeah. And I just thought that this was a fun little piece.

So there's this company, hey, you know North Face. I'm familiar. I actually just found a sweater that I... It was in a dry cleaning bag. Mm-hmm. I blamed someone I dated years ago. I said, you stole my fucking North Face sweater. Oh, man. Interesting. It was like, I didn't. I said, I dated years ago. I said, you stole my fucking North Face sweater. Oh man.

Interesting. It's like, I didn't. I said, I know you did. You love wearing it. You love wearing it. I thought she had it. And you know what it was. We'll talk about it.

We went to the Magic Castle. The Grove. We've never gone to the Grove. We went to the Magic Castle. And I was looking for my dress clothes. I was like, oh dress, dress clothes. I was like, oh, I must be in this dry cleaning bag. Is this water?

Man, that hurts. That hurts, dude. I'm glad I found this. You know what? That's a great excuse to text her. You should reach out. No, no, no, no. No, you should reach out. Is this the most recent person?

No, no, no. This years ago, it's been lost for years. Oh, wow. But now it's found. Yeah. I think if I text her now, she'd be like,? It's been lost for years. Oh, wow. But now it's found. Yeah. I think if I texted her now, she'd be like, are you, why are you texting me about this?

Well, because I gaslit you about this sweater and I found it. She'd be like, I'm married. I have kids. I'd like it if you stopped reaching out. Well, you're ugly. That's what you should say. Yeah, that'll work. Okay, so yeah, I'm familiar with-

Guys, North-Sace. That was a long way to say I'm familiar with- You also like Timberland. And not the producer. I mean, you do like him. But I'm talking about got North-Sace that was a long way to say I'm familiar you also like Timberland and not the producer I mean you do like him, but I'm talking about the clothing company You won't you go go go over Timberland man. You love that shit. He loves it. Okay. He's denying it right now But he loves it. I'm trying to like rack my brain for Timberland vans vans. We love I always got the Astro you got the Astro, you got the Grand Caravan, you got the... Oh, Vans, the car. Yeah. Okay, the no. No, I'm kidding, I'm talking about the shoe. Oh, yeah, yeah. The shoe. You got Dickies, and of course

everyone's favorite, the hype beast, mode, Supreme. What are they all having, Common? A meal, where's all of those, no, I really only just the bands. They're owned by VFC Corp. Yeah, that's right. Supreme, not so cool now, huh? You still want to buy that fucking brick for 50 grand or whatever the fuck? They bought VFC Corp. I think bought Supreme a couple of years ago, but for like a over a billion dollars.

What's the brick? They, Supreme, almost as a big fuck you to everybody who's just buying their shit, they put a brick for sale that just says supreme on it. Yeah, there you go. Christ. Oh yeah, it's only a couple hundred bucks now. Yeah, it's just stupid.

Okay. So anyway, VFC Corp. It's nice when a brand reaches its apex and they go, now we're just gonna make you feel like an idiot. Yeah, we're just gonna flip you the burger. We're gonna say you're an idiot for even liking our stuff. Yeah, they should still search this adip shit

in the supreme thing. Font. Well, they own all of that shit. So if you think of a, you like a brand, they own many more than that too, but anyway, they lowered their guidance for fiscal year to 2023 due to quote soft demand Particularly in North America Maybe that's a sign of things to come who knows that's kind of a bill whether that's a I feel like that's a middle class

Thing Not supreme That's premium. Hey, you know who's, you know who's one of the best performing stocks this year? I do because you told me. Do I pretend like I don't know or do I pretend like I do now? That's a pretend, I'm gonna give you a hint.

Creamy. Creamy. Creamy. The explosion. White and creamy and warm and good and delicious. And you hot glue. slurp it up. Is it a hot glue company? No It's it's the food of it's the favorite food of Husbands when when their wife goes out of town porridge

What who be eating porridge me whenever my wife wife said a town, I go porridge again. Damn, man. For me, when it was my dad, even though my mom didn't go out of town, it was like, if she's going out for the night, I would always be thinking, damn, okay, we're getting pizza for sure. But my dad would be like, there's hot dogs thawing in the sink. Like, fuck! God, damn it. All right. Hot dogs. Yeah, but I don but I don't like him homemade I don't like eating hot dogs at home I don't know how to cook it right I need a vendor to make the hot dog anyway Campbell oh Campbell soup okay which it's wild that Campbell soup is a publicly traded company and yet here we are why it because like what's a huge company yeah but who would have thought that soup soup

That's a bizarre line of reasoning well to me. It's like you remember the Alan Iverson thing Think about all the food companies that are publicly traded. Yeah, you got Mondaleese did you just eat a can of candles? No, I ate my bell Vita man You know if I could buy stocking about actually I can cuz they're made by Mondaleese No, I ate my Belvedad, man. You know, if I could buy stockin' but actually I can because they're made by Mondalees. Okay. And they also make Oreo.

So why is it so shocking that Campbell's was just surprising? They've got, it's not sexy. They had a whole damn, when we were kids, ad campaign. They were every TV commercial. Remember they had the football players? Oh yeah. It got a lot of my Campbell's.

Oh, I sure love my Campbell soup after a big, big, big, big game of football. Yeah. Oh, I sure love my Campbell soup after a big good great big big good game of football. Yeah Boy, I sure love getting my head knocked in and then just straightin myself out Only one thing that can keep me from getting concussed tomato soup camels camels tomato soup One of my favorite tweets ever was from Gene Simmons from kiss Can you search Gene Simmons soup tweet? Because he put he tweeted a picture of this soup and he said soup again or something soup having soup again dot dot dot pathetic. It's great, yeah, pathetic. Ha ha! It is, okay.

So it is from 2014, and it is a very ugly picture of some unappetizing chicken noodle soup. It's clearly been microwaved, because you can see it all stuck to the sides of this ordinary white bowl, and the caption is just pathetic, dot, dot, dot. I hate soup. So why are you eating it, dude? Maybe his wife's out of town.

Oh! Alright. Well, anyway, all that's to say, Campbell's is hitting 52 week highs because people are going dummy for that soup. Yeah, but that might be a sign of things to come. People stocking up on canned goods. Maybe, yeah. Or maybe they're just, they finally tapped in and they got, they did it right. They're putting fentanyl, just the right amount of fentanyl and soup. I doubt that's it.

People are getting fucked up off that soup, dude. I do love soup. Or you know what, people, it's been a year for a couple years for canned goods Between pandemic shopping. I know multiple people who were worried about because where was the Trucker remember that the freedom on boy. Oh, yeah, I think people were worried that some of that was gonna come here Yeah, there was rumblings. Oh, there's gonna be one in L.A. I think during the Super Bowl Yeah, I know people who were like, I'm stocking up. I would just go to the trucker rally and do the horn honking thing

and get them the honk their horns. They would love that. Exactly. That's how you show your support. Well, man, it makes me want to start a canned soup company because you can even imagine the margins on that shit. But it's real fast. The reason why I was surprised is because I would have thought

that Campbell's would be owned by a big conglomerate and not just a standalone thing. Oh, see, no, that's what I meant to say. I wish you said that seven minutes ago. Yeah, me too. And when I asked you why, we got sidetracks. You ever seen Gene Simmons tweet about soup? Anywho.

So, Bofa, B of A, our favorite pink.. It's not at all. I don't think with them But they they think that the inflation shock that basically they think that we've had peak inflation peak COVID Peak China woes just peak everything peak bond yields peak us dollar But they think that despite all of that the the market but they think that despite all of that, the market shock that's coming is a recession shock, which they think is just beginning. And also an unemployment shock, they think is gonna come next year.

So they think it's a reason to sell the rally and not chase it higher. Who the fuck knows, man? That's the point. Who the fuck knows? Is that the point? I feel like the point is, you know. Oh, I mean, I do, but I can't tell you. Oh, right, right. Yeah, because I'm gonna get in trouble.

Steve would be pissed. Yeah, Steve would be like, you can't say that, dude, you gotta shut the fuck up. He cusses at me. You hear about TikTok? Tell me. The Texas governor, that guy in the wheelchair. He didn't call him that?

Well, no, but I can't remember his name. Abbott. Yeah. Got her Abbott. Yeah. Is it electric? I don't know, Ben. Just like... Geez.

Look at me like I'm crazier. You're just a little kid. Like you just refer to people as their physical trait. No, not always. Mommy, the man in the wheelchair. Mommy. No, a child would say what's wrong with him. Why doesn't his legs work or something?

And I'm smarter than that. Yeah, but you also described, you said the governor of Texas, and it's like, okay, that's enough. And then you're like, the guy in the wheelchair. Because I'm trying to make you feel uncomfortable. Because that's where the show works, is where you're just on the brink of this company. But then you ask me why I'm on control. Because you talk like a child.

Right. Yeah, well, okay, then I won't talk like a child. No, go for it. No, I'll just be, I'll be. But if you're going to ask me, I'll tell you. So the wheelchair child. No, go for it. No, I'll just be, I'll be. But if you're gonna ask me, I'll tell you. So the wheelchair governor. There you go. No, that's how it.

Yeah. Look, it's gotta laugh. He banned TikTok this man. He's on one. He banned TikTok on state issue devices and he's calling for legislation to make permanent. I will say this is one of the few conservative things I'm all for.

So you think that TikTok, I expand on that please. It's fully personal. Oh, TikTok, I can't go on it because I tried it during the pandemic. I was like, this is crack. I'm very addicted to it. I'm scrolling for my screen time thing jumped through the roof.

How many hours a day for? No, no, I'm at like four now. Wow. So it was horrible. And not only that, the algorithm picks up on the things that you interact with the most, right? It's very good at that. People are always saying,

oh, my algorithm knows exactly what I want, so it's great. But I get attracted to things I hate, not things I like. I get that. So I scroll and I go, look at this motherfucker, and then I go to his page, and I look at every one of them, and I go, I fucking, and I send one to my friend,

and I go, can you believe this motherfucker? And then my feed, toxic ameal. Oh, it's so it's so I Someone sent me a pot someone sent me a podcast from someone I went on their YouTube just to see what it's all about I scrolled through maybe seven episodes of people I genuinely I was like wow I like that I mean I like that community and then I found the one guy I hate I watched the whole thing Oh, but but I just get fixated on. Yeah. And then I texted Phil the entire time and I go, he just said,

Damn, you got a huge phone that you lay down and type like that. Kind of phone with what do you got? iPad. Use your head. Is it a Linux? Use your head. Why was I typing?

You had the iPad. No. Laptop computer. Yeah, laptop computer. So fuck. But now everyone is on TikTok. It feels like everyone's watching a TV show. Iaptop computer. Yeah, laptop computer. So fuck. But now everyone is on TikTok. It feels like everyone's watching a TV show. I'm not watching.

Uh huh. It's there's this whole reality going on without me. So I go, I say Banner. When Trump was talking about it, I said do it. Let it rip. See, I'd like to bane it for a different reason. I think that it's poisoning the minds of America's youth. Good.

I think that it's making us, making our children. Whatever it takes. Not only our children, but are adults, but I think it's making them more distracted and more depressed than ever before in history. And for that matter, also, Instagrams, Facebooks, Facebooks. Oh yeah, I mean Twitter.

That's all bad. It's all bad, shit. Remember when it was just, probably within the last year, they hauled Instagrams, corporate people in, about young women's mental health. And young men and young men.

And young men. They play these games. The algorithm makes them question their manhood. So you also want them to yes, I think that it's terrible. Are you addicted to it? Not as much as I was before. When the algorithm, when I first got, excuse me for my voice.

When I first got TikTok, it was trying to figure me out. And it was showing me three things. Hey, what kind of stuff do you like? It was showing me three things. Hey, big boy. And maybe it was because of that nine. Don't you feel a little freak?

No, no, no, no, it did learn that eventually. But it was showing me three things. Hey big boy. And maybe it was because of that nine. It was like, planes, don't you, little freak? No, no, no, it did learn that eventually. But it was showing me ghost videos. It was showing me really graphic pimple popping videos. And hot and then girls with their boobs just going, oh, whoops. And then it, Well, I'm wearing something baggy. And now I'm going to snap my fingers and,

whoa, where did those come from? And then it really figured it out. And it was like, okay, we're going planes, breastfeeding. The breastfeeding was more of a comedy thing. I think because so many people comment and go, whoa, what the fuck is this? This is wild. And it's not sexual.

And now I don't even know what the fuck it gives me. I don't like looking at it, but you put it in this. I also didn't know, I thought it was kind of a rumor. Remember when someone was telling us that in China, it pumps out educational stuff to kids, it pumps out videos from astronauts and engineers and scientists and teachers and professors, who end in America, it pumps out.

Crap. Yeah, influencers and more icons and professors who end in America pumps out crap. Yeah, influencers and more icons and just like prank videos. But I saw something on CBS where they were talking about how it's actually true. Yeah, so that's ripe for a competition. Hey, I mean, that's the smartest thing just fully poison our youth said. We should make something called Rick rock Rick rock. Yeah, it's like it's all just it's the cool one that that's like positive shit No one would use it positive vibes. That's the slogan positive vibes. It'd be like rock you could either RIC K. R.O.K

R.O. crack over here And we're like yeah crack rock. We love crack. Yeah, or you can eat a vegetables Fuck you Over here, everyone's like yeah crack rocks. We love crack. Yeah, or you can eat up vegetables Fuck you. Yeah, all but yeah, it's vegetables, but Emil what if I told you we're gonna dip them in peanut butter Fuck you. I want to smoke crack. It's Skippy. I want to smoke crack with my friends Crack probably does rock you never smoke crack. That's a pun right there. Yeah, that's pretty good. It does rock. Fuck yeah. This is some huge shit.

Uh, eh. You good? Yeah. What happened to you? Hurts. Hurts. Hurts rent a car. Hurts don't it.

Hurts does, it does hurt. This one's bad, okay? So, Hurts is gonna pay $168 million to customers accused of auto theft. Why would they pay them? Why are they settling with them if they're accused of auto theft? Yeah, why would they? What happened? So the rental car company Hertz global holdings announced on Monday that it would pay about $168 million to settle disputes with hundreds of customers who claim they were falsely accused of vehicle theft. Could have been me.

This is wild. You got to hear about some of these. The company which filed for bankruptcy in 2020 occasionally recorded certain vehicles as stolen even after customers had extended and paid for their rental periods, sometimes leading to frightening run-ins with the authorities and even jail time, according to lawsuits filed on behalf of the customers across the country. And so this is the New York Times. They've got a few instances here.

The allegations reported last year by CBS News and detailed in court documents, including include ones from customers who say they were arrested at gunpoint, thrown in jail, or prosecuted after the company claimed they had stolen one of its vehicles. According to another lawsuit filed in the same court in 2020, a woman who was arrested in April 2019 in Broward County, Florida, after extending and paying for her her rental car, she spent 37 days in jail. Days. Where she was separated from her fiancee and two children, missed her nursing school

graduation and discovered she was pregnant. Didn't she miscarry too? There was a woman who suffered a miscarriage, I think, also because they were pregnant. But what I don't understand is because there was a guy on Twitter who said because they were right. But what I don't understand is, because there was a guy on Twitter who said that they were doing this to as some kind of arbitrage, but I didn't understand, he was basically claiming that they were doing it to like pocket some extra nickels, but I didn't understand or glean any of that

from the article. So yeah, and this is the last one. In another instance, a man who turned himself into authorities in Gwinnick County, Georgia, in 2018, after learning there was a warrant for his arrest on charges that he stole a Hertz car had actually paid for and returned the vehicle according to court records after missing a hearing to date hearing date. He was arrested again and jailed for six and a half months.

Jesus Christ. Fucking what? Fuck does that happen? The best part is they're getting away. Oh, well, wait, wasn't that the guy who like missed a hearing? And then he was jailed? Yeah, I said after missing hearing. Oh, you said it so fast I didn't hear it.

But wait, I don't understand why they would, like why did Hertz do it to get the insurance claim? Yeah, I think they're collecting insurance claims and they are, yeah, for cars that haven't been returned. But even when they're paid for, I think it was also just plain straight up negligence on their part. They just go, who cares?

We'll just call it stolen. Yeah, because they can find the other. Sometimes they'll say they're not other lots. Yeah, and they just blame the customer and go, well, just file it stolen insurance will. You know, just once I would like a corporation to do me wrong Personally so that I could think it sounds pretty horrible. You want to sit in jail for six months? I would sit in jail for six months to collect a nice paycheck

Be an experience No, you were six months in a in a in a in a Yeah, I'll do one month. How about one week? You wouldn't last a day. No, you're right, but My man didn't have my butt fiss right, but... My man didn't have... My butt fissure would open again. My man didn't have an AC in his car for 45 minutes. That's so hard. That's shit.

Socks, I was so mad. You remember? I was steaming. It was a horrible experience for me. Why? Because it was hot? No, because you wouldn't shut the fuck up. Oh yeah, well, because the vibes were off, dude. The vibes were off because you were making them terrible.

Because it was hot, it was like a hundred degrees. You know who it would be the worst for? Whoever you're stuck in the cell with. Ah, so get so warm in here. Yeah. The food's terrible, I can't sleep on this bed. They would kill me. I wouldn't do that, I'd be caught.

Listen. You think that I, I, I know that you think, the way that you think about me, but when I am in a situation that's difficult, I hunker down and I buck up and I take it. I do. But okay, so a mild and convenient such as having my car AC, yeah, I go fucking dummy. Okay, so you go ape shit over mild and convenient,

but when it's, yeah, if I'm camping or something or I gotta really be, I handle it, I handle fucking dummy. Okay, so you go ape shit over mild and convenience. Yes, but when it's, yeah, if I'm camping or something or I gotta really be, I handle it, I handle my business. Great, yeah, I can totally handle it. Why not just transfer that to mild and convenience? I've been on walks with you where you're like, this is so far. Well, cause that's life, man, you gotta complain about shit from time to time.

You gotta let God know that he fucked up. Complain about being in jail, my man. Yeah, well, I would complain to Hertz and they would pay me out. I would love to spill hot coffee on my dick. Dude, be careful. It's gonna end the sentence there. Be careful what you wish for. Why, do you think I'm gonna spill hot coffee on my dick? I don't know. Something could happen.

Or, you know, like I'm, I, I, I, I, one of these personal injury attorneys. Maybe some, some guy in Or, you know, like I'm, one of these personal injury attorneys, maybe some guy in a, because you know, like that coffee thing, remember that lady who, yeah, it's scalded her. Right, a lot of people think she was overreacting and being a baby and just trying to milk

a corporation for money. It truly was, yeah. The temperature they were keeping that coffee at was so high. was like 200 right and she had third degree burns or whatever the worst one is first degree third I don't know there it is the worst okay. Yeah shit was all fucked up. That's fucked up, dude and she got a fat payout I bet she I bet she's pumped now. Yeah, these are not very fat payouts and the the worst thing is on Monday Hurts said it believed it would recover a meaningful portion of the settlement amount from its insurance carriers and that the $168 million would be paid by the end of the year. Oh these fucking people man.

They always get off and they- Oh and their new slogan is let's go. I hate that shit. Let's go. That's what you're pissed about? Yeah that too. And Tom Brady is their guy because he loves being, hey I'm young let's go. Shut the fuck up, Tom.

I feel like you're missing the point of the story, but what's the point? But it is annoying that they have that new slogan. Yeah, it's game or talk. No, it's just, I guess they reached out to the new CEO. He said, you know, things are going to be different. My intention is to lead a company that puts the customer first. In resolving these claims, we are holding ourselves to that objective, said adding that the company

would not always be perfect. We are only going to call the cops on certain minorities, OK? That's not every single one. Look, guys, we can't be perfect. All right, some people got jailed. Yeah. That just comes with the territory. That's called the risk're taking a risk when you rent a car. Yeah that's

called being a corporation. You want to go on vacation you're going to have a nice family vacation and why you might spend the whole time in jail. Okay. Well you might end up like that family in Mexico that got carbon monoxide poisoning they all died. That was in the Airbnb though. It was I thought it was a hotel. Okay, regardless, but yeah, still that's crazy. Yeah, I can't, you make a huge leaf. I'm not with that big of a leap. It's a risk. You take going on vacation. Sure. Staying in an Airbnb. Yeah. Wow. Wow Man, you know what guy has me absolutely fucking speaking of cars has me gasped up this other thing this CVS

Yeah, this one's weird. It's not as bad. It's just kind of sketchy. I think that it's fucking terrible I think that is super bad. It pisses me right the fuck off man. I can't tell where I think that it's super bad. Do you really? And it pisses me right the fuck off, man. I can't tell where it seems misleading at best. So basically CVS, I'm sure anyone who shop there has seen that when you check out the little, what are those things called point of service machines? Yeah.

It says, would you like to add extra onto your bill? And it'll go to... The American diabetes association. And you go, oh God, now I got to feel guilty about this too. And so you add some money. Hey, fucker, do you want to add a little money? Hey, fucker, come on, give us some. And basically what happened was CVS pledged $10 million?

$10 million to the American Diabetes Association. And they said, we'll ask our customers if they want to help fill that pledge. Anything left over will cover the rest. Right. And so they've been doing this without telling you, oh, hey, we're going to do it anyway. We're going to give them $10 million. We made the pledge, but would you like to cover it for us? Yeah.

And so now they're getting sued because people are saying this is completely misleading. They would have you. I don't want to be part of you. They would have you think that the money you're donating go straight to into the hands of some poor diabetic It does poor diabetic. It does eventually go to the But no, no, no it went from CVS did it for the tax write-off. They donated $10 million for the tax write-off and they said getting reimbursed Yes, by the customer so that money isn't directly going to them.

It is going into the coffers of CVS. They're getting the tax right off the backs of you and I. Yeah, but either way, they were gonna make that donation. Right. But you're not. That's the thing. They're coercing me into doing it. Yeah, but either way, they were gonna do it.

What would be cool is if they donated the 10 million and they had you also Donate and they would pass that along instead of being like we're gonna get a tag. You should have matched the 10 million dollars up to 10 million dollars Roll match or donate that's exactly right, but they didn't tell yeah, yeah CVS stands for cheap Bucking suckers. She fucking suckers. She fuck suckers. She fucks suck Cock Fucking suckers. She fuck suckers. She fuck suckers. She fucks suckers. Uh, cock. Cockvane suckers. Yeah, cockvane suckers. Yeah, that's right.

CVS, cock suckers. Uh, Walgreens is my shit now. Man, have you been inside of a ride aid recently? Oh, what? A ride aid. You said ride aid. Yeah, ride aid. Ride aid.

Yeah, okay. What, is this some kind of regional shit? No, no, no. What happens to, right? I never see that. Right aid sucks ass. All drug stores suck ass. We should start, okay, we're gonna start a canned soup company and we're gonna start

a drug store that does it right. Because that shit is depressing. We don't need all the frilly extra shit. We just need candy, like gatoradeade and get your prescriptions filled boom done Yeah, see if yeses are all right, and we got to have like hooters waiters Okay, now they're the pharmacists. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah. Just kidding. You all right?

Yeah, no, I'm just making myself laugh. You're thinking about the focus of what you're supposed to see. Yeah. Filling your prescription. Well, guys, I'm thinking of what this chain would be called. What should it be called?

You helped me here. Brain storm with me, dude. Come on, if we're gonna start a competitor for CBS Right aid. I don't know if I want I don't know if I want to only play hip hop or Like 90s R&B Okay, cuz otherwise here in Goo Goo dolls faintly in a right aid is and they've got their shitty lighting and their Grayland-olium floors just makes me want to fucking kill myself. I'm calling it hooters. Boobers, dude. No, no, that's for when you order.

You're gonna call it hooters? Boobers when you order a topless Uber. That's right. No, it's a girl who comes over and you honk her boobs and that's it. No. It's not a girl who drives. You know it's weird when you see those vans in L.A. that are for topless. Mades.

Yeah, what a bleak. Yeah, who would do that? You didn't do it. No, I didn't. I wouldn't do that. Because I'd be like you missed a spot. I'd be unconcerned. You can put your shirt on.

I just ordered this because it's a cheap maid service. It probably isn't cheap. No, it's probably very expensive. I wouldn't know, but it probably is. We should start our drug store. I've got it. Our drug store, you know how Hagen does? Isn't a real, but it probably is. We should start our drug store. I've got it. Our drug store, you know how Hagen does? Isn't a real, it's just nonsense.

It doesn't mean anything. But that's part of their brilliant marketing is because you think, oh, it's some exotic scented navy and ice cream, right? That's the truth behind Hagen does. It's not. Yeah. We call the drug store Hooters, but with a U with umlauts over it.

So you think, oh, it's this new. Oh, Hooters, that sounds so skinned, they're ringing it over from... It's like an anavia, it's efficient in its top quality. And then you get in there, it's just topless girls throwing bottles of Advil at you. You're like, the skin and avian are insane. You need your Lexa bra?

Here you go. Take it. All right, perfect, I'm in. Okay. Hey, you know, speaking of other companies that start with a C, not checkers. Checkers.

The fast food restaurant. Dude, Chili's, we live in California. We don't have checkers. There's not checkers here? I don't think so. If there is, it's probably on the valley or something where all the freaks are. Rallys, thank you.

Was that a ghost? You hear that? What? Maybe it's one of our, I wonder if we'll get three ghosts for Christmas. Oh, you won't, because of, Yeah, I can't see them. Yeah.

It's because I haven't accepted Jesus to my Lord and Savior yet. Jewish people don't get to learn all the lessons that Christmas from their... Dude, I grew up watching all the same shit that you did. But the ghosts don't come to you. No, they don't. They come on.

We have ghosts come every year. Yeah, and they go, this is why you fuck up all your personal relationships. And you go, oh, I got a gun. I'm gonna have to relive all these. Yeah, and I'm just there on TikTok, going boob, boob, plain, pimples, plain. Anyway, there's a-

It was Carvana. It was Carvana. Carvana done fucked the pooch and they are collapsing before our very eyes. So if you're out there and you're thinking about buying a used car, maybe wait, like I'm doing, because I'm gonna buy a Sube, and I think that it might be close to reckoning time

where they're gonna actually have to mark their cars to market, meaning they have their prices still so high, but they likely cannot afford to keep doing so. They're stock. If you go, let's go max. We're looking at a chart for there. That stock went from in 2020, well, when if IPO'd, it was like 11 bucks or something like that in 2017 and in Jesus Christ, man, this COVID, this stock rallied from, what was the

COVID low? It was like 10 bucks, I think, if you go a little more, let's just call it $30. It went from $30 to nearly $400 just about a year ago. It peaked in August of 2021 at about 360 bucks. Guess what it's at now. You already know, but guess. But like, guess in what way? Do you want me to just pretend?

Just pretend. Oh, is it at $6? No, it's at $4.50. It's at $4.50. $4.50. They're not even a billion dollar company anymore, which is wild. They're at a, as port an $855 million valuation. It's down more than 98% year to date.

I have to say, this is one that shout out where I'm thinking this kind of makes sense. It's, yeah. It much, it feels like a much easier way to buy cars, especially during a pandemic. You mean the, the, the, the business model? The part where they deliver it to you or the fucking vending machine.

Not the vending machine. Yeah, me too. That's stupid. I know people have used it. I don't know what the vending machine, it's just a marketing thing. Yeah, you don't actually go to the vending machine and, and put in like $30,000. Right, that's, yeah.

I think you buy it and they give you a big token and it's supposed to be fun. Are you serious? Yeah, and you put it in and go, oh my god, I like a big one. Oh, because people I know who they just drive with you. Right, or tow it. Yeah.

I tried to sell them my cars, a fucking mess. Yeah. The fuck was that sound? That was weird. There was another Christmas ghost. Oh man. A Hanukkah ghost would... I don't know.

I also know friends who have bought cars from them and it was also a mess. Really? I only tried selling, but they were very upset with the process. Was it just painful? Yeah. You know how a dealer takes care of pretty much everything for you? Sure. You don't have to go wait at the DMV, you don't have to go do all...

It was all of that kind of stuff that they said that was gonna be taken care of was not taken care of. Interesting. They waited for ever for plates, everything was all fucked up, they ended up going back and forth at the DMV so many times. And it was funny, what is there slogan? There slogan is something, let's go. No, it's, let us make, I can't remember it.

It's like let us make life easier.'t remember it. It's like, let us make life easier. And I remember saying it to them on the phone when they were fucking up buying my car. Because I was like, you're slow gonna, about making my life easier. You're making my life so fucking difficult. Sounds like instead of carvana, it was a real cartastrophe. Very good. Thank you.

I would say that's right. Yeah. Also, when I sold my car, it was, it was, it was that peak where everyone was looking for a used car. Literally, my neighbor saw me drive my new car home and he said, I know someone who will take your old car. Damn. And I said, give my number. How much did she sell it for?

It was, I think I sold it for three grand and I bought it for four grand, which is crazy. I think I sold it for three grand and I bought it for four grand. Damn. Which is crazy. I bought it in 2016 for four grand and then put another 80,000 miles on it and I sold it for three grand. I do. I am going to be selling my 1989 Volvo to the 72,000 miles on it. And I would advertise it here, but I know that I'm just going to get a bunch of dipshits who think it's funny to make these nuts jokes in my DMs. We just said how good it is that no one bought your car.

Yeah, but I would still sell it to someone who's genuinely interested and was like, yeah, I can fix it myself. Like someone who's, there's Volvo enthusiasts out there and there's handy kids who are, there's probably some enterprising 20 year old out there who knows their way around a garage and could, I want to give it a good home or blow it up David Dobrik hit me up blow up my car Please sir

Or mr. Beast mr. Beast pay man those mr. Beast videos are getting more and more dystopian We got a hundred people to starve themselves for as long as possible for the chance to win a dollar. These people are emaciating themselves. It's crazy. Wow. Literally the last one I saw was him walking up. He walked up to two people. First was will you take a hundred dollars to go to France and buy me baguettes? Oh, yeah. Which you said no. And then I think the next person was like will you take a hundred dollars to go to France and buy me baguettes? Oh yeah. And then I think the next person was like,

will you take five hundred dollars to, then he sent them there for free. Yeah. Let him pick up some baguettes. And then when he came back, he just handed him a big stack of cash. Yeah. We, I kind of want a kidnap Mr. Beast

and do a video where I keep Mr. Beast enough in a in an ice box for 24 hours And if he doesn't piss or shit himself, I'm gonna let him go If he does he's got a stave for another 24 hours Okay Someone should I'm saying this jokingly, but someone I wonder if I wonder if anyone Did you ever see the movie the fan with Wesley Snipes and Robert and hero? Yeah, Robert and Nero Kinnaps his kid Wesley Snipes is a is a baseball player. Yeah, and Wesley and Robert and Nero is a big fan of his and he kidnapped his child

I'm run but I don't run I'm a kidnap your son. hit home run, you better hit home run. I'm gonna kidnap your son. I've been watching. That's very good. I'm gonna kidnap your son. I swear to God, I swear to God. I want you guys to come to the penitent this year. Yeah, yeah. Well, so.

I've been watching a lot of raging bull clips for some reason. Raging Bule. Raging Bull. Raging Bule, I think is how it's pronounced. Anyway. What else, what else? what else we got? Oh, I did want to give everyone an update just because we covered it on the show there with a lot of glee what Student loans big time pause. Mm-hmm. All right. Oh, yeah, nine. What is it? Well, so no, I mean, that's just another another thing, but What is it? Well, so no, I mean, that's just another another thing, but

When this happened I didn't want to be a downer, but I was shocked because So there was a lot of activists who were basically calling out that Joe Biden did have this authority and they were pointing to The higher education act of 1965. They said it's right here, the Department of Education has all the power to quit collecting this money. They have full control over this. And they said, Joe Biden, you can direct your Department of Education to do this right now. When he did it, people were pointing out that he used, I believe it's called the Heroes

Act of 2003, which said that he could, when there's a national emergency, he, so he's using the pandemic as a national emergency, he would have the ability to stop collecting student loans. Right. And everyone's going, but why did he use that? It's so much flimsier, right? Oh, to be challenged by the. Yeah. And so there have been a ton of court cases. A lot of them got thrown out due to no standing, but there are at least two that one in Texas where some woman is suing because I think her loans were private and she's not included. And then there was another one where it's six states. Can't remember all of them.

Arkansas, North Carolina or South Carolina, it states you would probably guess if you took. And these are going to be heard by the Supreme Court in February. Wow. So we're going to see what happens. Good news, silver lining. If all of your debt wasn't going to get wiped out and your payments were going to resume in January, they're not going to resume in January.

Oh, they're putting them on hold until this gets resolved? They're back on pause. He said either I believe June 30th or until it's resolved. That's cool. Is that include you? Yeah, my payments were gonna start again in January. That's cool, man. And now they won't.

Congratulations. But it could also mean that it doesn't go through it all. So, I mean, but there is the possibility that a lot of people are asking him to, you know, reassert this authority. So he may resume the program under his authority under the 1965. And a bunch of people out there think a bunch of people think that this would hurt inflation more by giving essentially giving people That money even though it's not it's just not they're having paid for three years right people have not been paying this for three years

Yeah, good point. It's if there was any any inflationary effect. It's already been felt Cox Saka But my the fuck I worked the end of the show where we can cuss more. Yeah, but it's it's really a shame when this happened I said there's no way That Joe Biden will step on his dick here. Yeah, and it was long pendulous penis. It looks like we're seeing him step on his deck. Yeah Oh, no, I thought I felt something yeah nine million student loan borrowers Yeah, so it's a lot yes, so it fucking November with the wrong cocks. I think you just feel they're correcting this, but yes, and of course, we got to privatize everything.

Accenture is handling it. They're the they're the private. They're the private contractor handling the emails for the Department of Education. They sent out an email that's nine million people were approved. Nine million people were approved for their student loan forgiveness when they actually weren't. They just for they put in the wrong headline.

The wrong subject line. What if you, what if your email... You can't correct it. What if you accidentally lost it in spam or something? What if you deleted your fucking email? What email? Like you're just your whole email address so they couldn't even contact you anymore via email.

Were they sent it by mail? How long would they give it before? Oh well that's why they're urging everyone. That's why I was saying too, when it got announced, fill out your form. I texted everyone, I knew it's, I think it was literally one page. It took two seconds,

but you just have to get your information to the Department of Education, which sucks, they should have all your information, right? They bought all these loans. Yeah. They're servicing them. So they should have it all, but you still, you just have to fill it form. And I think 26 million people did out of 45. So there's

a good amount of people out there. Get your, well, it's all paused anyway. So we're going to see what happens. But if that many people voted, if that same percentage of people out there voted, we'd have, we'd have, well, we'd have a lot more people voting, wouldn't we? We'd have, uh, we did well. We'd have a lot more people voting, wouldn't we? 45 million? No, I mean, that percentage. That's almost half. Oh, half.

Half, yeah. I'll tell you what, this is Joe Biden, his chief of staff, Ron clean is talking about Joe Biden is going to announce his his bid for presidency in 2024 after the, after the holidays. I really hope he doesn't. I would love it if he stepped down. But who do you think would and should run in his place on the Democrat side? I don't know who should.

I think who I'm sure Gavin Newsom will throw his hat in the ring. He said that he wouldn't. I'm sure Kamala will have played. People have been like, I don't respect the Joe. I wouldn't do it. I, I don't like Kamala. We'll do it. Kamala.

It's Kamala Kamala. Show some respect. I did I said it you said Kamala Warren might throw her hat back in the ring. Oh, Elizabeth Warren. Yeah Why don't nightmare remember when we were kids and people would say oh my god if Bushman's right over home. Yeah, I'm leaving the country It has gotten so I want to leave the country 2024 is It's gonna be fun Kanye West Trump the Santhus who knows what's gonna happen with the Democratic primary Kanye West if he runs would be a good thing It would it would by for Kate the party. It would be like

No, it's gonna be horrible like Yeah, and I should would be good because I'm remembering all the juice stuff think about how bad it's been and we're not even there yet Yeah, how many yeah interviews clips. I've seen Yeah, I Think Biden is gonna have a hard time. He people are pissed about the real worker thing He did not stand with them. Sure. In their contract negotiations. If the student loan, if the student loan thing gets struck down,

he doesn't do anything about it. I think it's bruised. I think he's just gonna, I think people are just gonna say, fuck you, I'll stay home. Yeah. I actually, even though I'm not a huge fan of him, I could see Newson being a success. And the only reason that comes to the top of my mind

is from what they were just saying on the radio and the way over here, is that California is the fourth biggest economy in the world. Yeah. Like it goes America's, what, Germany, China, or no, America, China, China, Germany, and then California, I think, is wild. And that man oversees it.

And doesn't still can't, we still can't get, we still can't get Connid to update their power lines, but we got the $90 billion budget surplus. Go on, Connid. A new figure. No, up north. I believe it's Connid. If something's in whatever, whatever service is up there,

I think it is. But, wait, speaking of Connid, should we do real quick just a quick... There's some civilization of his... Well, I did want to talk about just real quick, because we were talking about when... We were in Japan when Elon took over with his fucking sink at Twitter, let that sink in. So everyone was saying, oh my God, this app is fucked, it doesn't work now, and we were going, it's the same, it's just now, it's just full

of you guys complaining, right? There's no difference, it's just a bunch of people going Elon's sucks, he ruined the app. But I do have to say, I've noticed it's gotten way worse now, and I'm getting the weirdest things in my feed that I would never interact with. And they often just say, based on your likes. And so I get the Weinstein brothers, Eric and Brett. Weinstein, yeah. Oh, it's Weinstein, I think. I get some guy Jackson and

Hinkle, I get Kim.com. Oh, boy, I get two weird, I guess they're comedy aggregators kind of daily loud, but it's often just fights and shoplifting videos and no jumper. But then the weird, and I get, oh, end-woveness. But the end-woveness. And E-N-D, end-woveness. But the weirdest thing is I get like, tradwomen being, and're their bitcointers. This one is Leia help

How pern can we pull her up real quick? I have some screenshots from her because it's so bizarre. Is she single? I Don't know but she gives me And this woman Ayaya Ayela who is I believe a high end escort Can you send it to Slack? I can't find her The guy asked that because these people are you messaged me her this morning That's who it is Lay a helper

They're either super married or they're really single because nobody wants to date them because they're insane But then it's weird stuff this This one is from Ayala. Okay, I genuinely don't get Eugenics stigma. Isn't it, isn't don't let siblings marry or abort a fetus if tests positive for a horrible genetic disease, Eugenics, which most people seem to support? Am I misunderstanding what people mean by Eugenics?

Is there a different word I should use? Oh, okay. And then the guy under here just goes, Eugenics needs a rebrand for sh- You do. And you're like, what is happening? I get- And you're getting a lot of Elon Musk.

That's big. Yeah, all Elon Musk. Elon Musk, every Elon Musk tweet ends up in there. But then the weirdest thing to me is this weird trad and Eugenics shit. This one too, this is just a guy Reeves Ghostwriter. Why married men shouldn't be friends with women? This shouldn't be controversial, but it is, a thread.

And you're like, what's wrong with everyone? And so this lay a helper and think, one of her, I'm curious if this is why she's getting promoted so much. One of her tweets was just, Elon Musk should have been person of the year, not war and money-hungry Zelensky. He was person of the year a couple of years ago.

No, but she's saying this year. Yeah, I think he was person of the year twice in a row, too, or something. She also said, I know. Toxic masculinity? Greater than beta male feminist. Okay. Well, young girls are doomed because they have porn stars like Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, and the stallion woman. As role models.

I keep, I keep. And then it's just obviously anti-trains. Trains women aren't women and it's actually deeply offensive to biological women to pretend otherwise also calling biological women cis is further offends. Don't project your reality and labels on to us we're we're women just I have no idea why this is now I'd my feed used to be all just Fucking weird lefty Do a leap of stuff Honestly a lot of a lot of horny stuff too. That's like it's all gone It's just weird trad women Instagram was showing me a bunch of do-a-leap stuff and I had to tell it to stop. Really? Just like when it was showing me so many Elon Musk memes and I just, I would

realize, oh, I can tell it to stop. I had to just find each one with Elon Musk and say, not interested, not interested. Yeah, I gotta hit not interested. The surprising thing is too, even when they don't go viral, she gets thousands of likes and I feel like on accounts that have big followings and go viral. I mean, yeah. We need it to, you know what, Twitter should do. These are so popular and it's really shocking to me. You should have one Twitter where you can log in and see everything and then another Twitter that's just you...

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