The Trillionaire Mindset - 65: Four Christmases ft. Zach and Wahlid

Episode Date: December 23, 2022

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I was like, wow, I can't believe he's going right with cock. Well, because I mean, As soon as I said, Rock, he's gonna go cock. I've got to switch the words so that we don't get sued by Frank Sinatra's ghost. Who, who sings that?

It's a classic, it's a standard. I don't know who rich. Yeah, shit did it. Do we get a copy right in French? I get one every week for you ripping off. Come on. Got it. It's the holidays folks. Yeah, well, we've quiet quit until until the new year. That's not true. I'm not quiet quitting. I'm loud working Do you want to try to get into a real parody? Yeah, can okay? You're gonna give me a song? Give me a good song that I can do Where you're just gonna go back to balls and come no, I don't want to do that because that's that's elementary that's cheap kids

All right, let's see what you got I Saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. I don't know that one. You don't know I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus He was using lots of tongue Mommy's Panies dropped to the floor And then one track mind Santa., geez. You're right. God What do you think Santa's doing right now plow and miss this class? Oh, I was gonna get well He's wheelbarrow in her for sure, but I was guessing that he's whipping those elves into into shape

Oh, yeah, I heard he is actually pretty fucked up. He's got more German. He's got more labor violations than Elon Musk up there in the North Pole. But he's out of jurisdiction, so. Yeah. Man. That North Pole, man, it's outside of, yeah, like you said, it's like international waters.

Yeah. Slavery is legal. It's like Disney World. What? Disney World, you can do whatever you want. Really? It is like international water. Interesting.

I remember pounding an Adderall and going to Disneyland one time and that was a big mistake. Why? It was waiting in line. You just focused so hard on waiting in line. Oh, dude, waiting in line at Disneyland when you're hopped up on emphetamine salts is just not pleasant.

No. Cause then halfway through you got a pee and there's children everywhere and it's just, it's no fun. Should've taken Xanax and conke out. Yeah. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'll get the beat man. When I get done with you. Yeah! How'd you do that?

You're so nice, dad. Don't be up there. Be quick to all of this. Be quick, 100,000. Oh, before we get, before we, I make Steve upset. Hey Steve, by the way, you know, we got a surprise. I'm going to get a surprise. I'm going to get a surprise. I'm going to get a surprise. I'm going to get a surprise. I'm going to get a surprise. Oh, before we get, before we, I make Steve upset, hey, Steve, by the way, you know, we

got to say hi to our old friend, Glenn. Hi, Glenn. Hi, hey, boy, that sounded sincere. Hey, Glenn. Hey, Glenn. Hi, Glenn. We still love you. Glenn is not, he texted me the other day and he said, I'm the forgotten man.

No, I cannot. No, I cannot. I think you're not. But any who check out the disclaimer in the description box, that goes out to you, Glenn. And Steve Sleitz. Also, I'm not calling Steve a slut. I'm calling the Steve heads Steve Sleitz.

How is your relationship with Steve? It's fine. It's very professional. It's very professional. It's very professional. I get that vibe. He did wish us a pleasant Thanksgiving. I didn't forward. That's very professional. I hope you have a pleasant Thanksgiving. He didn't say that. Pleasant, I'm in. I hope you and the whole team has a good Thanksgiving. Anywho. We've got a special thing today, right? We got... This is a hybrid episode. Oh yeah, yeah. We have some

fest. Should we bring them out now? I can't see the timer. So for all I know we've been talking for 30 minutes. I think it's been an hour. I think that's actually all the time we have today, folks. And we do apologize to our guests, but maybe next time we can. Yeah. And the kiss isn't happening. we lied. Or did we? No, at this point, the kiss, I don't wanna, you know, really give him a peek behind the curtain, but at this point, the kiss will have already occurred.

Oh yeah, huh. Oh yeah. Because it's December 23rd, and we're recording on December 23rd. Oh yeah, we definitely recorded this on the day of. It's, man, can you believe this? Oh, weather this week and the things that have happened in the news? I can't believe that blank happened. I can't believe Donald Trump

should his pants on television. Thanks to technology. We're in the same room, but in different cities. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You're definitely not in Paris right now. Yes. Man, and I'm definitely, I am at home. Just doing nothing. So without further ado, we'd like to bring on board the Column Boat. Zach and Wall-Eed. There's Zach! Oh my gosh.

He's got tennis balls in his jacket. He's got his, for the audio listener, he had, Oh, those tennis balls for, for Emil because he's got tennis balls in his jacket. He's got his for the audio listener He had oh those tennis balls for for Emil because he does like tennis and for me. Oh, that's very sweet You're welcome. What you got you got me. I got golf balls emoji golf balls They weren't down the same aisle on target or anything, but yeah, but this is great because I do I do be hitting golf balls And you need to have more fun and I do need to have more fun and this is great because I do be hitting golf balls. And you need to have more fun. And I do need to have more fun. And this is great, because I do be hitting tennis balls. Yeah. Did Wally get it his gift yet?

Yeah, well no, where is he? Oh my god. Wally. You guys are dogs? How did you get on here? I took the ferry. Oh, how did you do it? I saw him.

Jesus. That's the, Wally, you missed the fairy? We could have sent the little dinghy. He's all- for the audio listener, Wal-lead just came on here looking like a wet possum. Oh my god. Oh my god, he wrung out his beanie.

The man is soaking wet. Holy Jesus, H. Oh, get him a towel. Get this man a towel. Let's go, Wal-lead. Yeah, I'm your old man. Hey, you can just see. Get this man a towel. Let's go, buddy. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're open. Hey, you can't see it.

Yeah, come here. Right away. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Oh, damn, dude. Here, let me fix yours. I know it might. I've got to curl it around your ear.

Oh, god. Well, in celebration of the holiday spirit, we did get you guys a gift, too. Oh, nice. So, it's been a while since we've been able to get anyone a hat. So, we got y'all some... Is this for both of us? Yeah, one for each.

Why do you spoil it? Oh yeah, you're right. I shouldn't do that. Oh no! Nice! One with your name... Nice! It's pretty close to one extra K.

Oh, that's not how your name is called? No it's not Z. H. Oh, we were worried We didn't know if you were Z C K K or C H C H C. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, triple wrong. We got you and did we get you right? Well, this is funny because this is how white people pronounce my name. Oh What does it say wallet? Oh That's weird. This is cool. Sorry about that guys. I got you a little something Oh, what what does it say wallet? Oh That's weird. This is cool. Sorry guys. I got you a little something. You did? Yeah, damn We just got you one big gift. Well, I know I know how responsible you guys are. Why are we yeah? You guys seem like very too responsible. Yeah, that's how people describe it

So I got you just a very you know happy responsibility Oh god is it condoms? Oh It's a fish. Oh my god. Oh Jesus Christ. It's a fish. There you go. Oh Yep, wow. Yep. Uh the food is on the desk over there. Can I tell you something? Yeah One of my favorite smells in the world and I'm not joking is fish food fish food smell smells in the world and I'm not joking. Is fish food? Fish food smell. Oh, it smells so good.

Oh, my God, gross. I remember we had goldfish. We had goldfish as a kid and whenever my dad would crack open that little bottle of the tetraflakes, I'd just go, mm, mm, mm, I'm jealous of those little critters. Is it made out of warm food? I'd probably try it at the point.

I don't know what it's made out of. It's made out of salty, smelling goodness. It smells so good. All right, well, you guys are giving a name or just kind of hmm. Well Jacob. Is it alive actually? I don't know Don't tap it. I feel bad for it honestly. Why? Why? It's just birthed. It's just here. You already feel bad Yeah, it's whole life is gonna be just I already feel bad. Yeah, it's whole life is gonna be just... I'm gonna cast. Oh, you know what we could do?

We could flush it down the toilet, set it up to the ocean. No, that's horrible. I know. And then you're gonna keep all the fish food? Yeah, keep it for myself. You know, it's so weird. I was in a...

I was in a die because Ben's gonna eat all its food. No, no, no. I was in a... One for you? I was in a pet store the other day, and I can't remember why, but, or maybe I wasn't, I was in an aisle, and I saw it's food. No, no, no, no. I was in a... One for you? One for me. I was in a pet store the other day, and I can't remember why, but, or maybe I wasn't, I was just in the, I was in an aisle and I saw a fish food.

I saw a fish food and I was like, damn, I wanna crack it open and smell it. So I did, but it had this oil. Oh. Sir, don't break the seal. You know the guys who like ice cream, those fucking, you've seen that? Oh yeah, fuck those people.

Yeah, I feel like that's what you do at the fish food. Yeah, I feel like that's what you do with the bitch What there's like a thing where oh yeah the trend yeah grocery stores and lick the top of the it was like December One day with the donuts kind of yeah She just said like fuck America That was a good trend no she liked the donut Trans-talkie donut and she put it back didn't she who was the one that said man? I hate America. And then everybody got mad at me.

That was a meal to Rosa episode. That was a one. Well, thank you for the fish. Do you know what kind of fish this is? It's a female beta fish. Oh man, so we have a lady on this. It's not to last for about like five years. Wow, no way.

You gave a female beta to a couple male beta. Yeah, I'm a sigma. Yeah, but he says that I'm a sigma. Make sure when you flush her down the toilet, you put the toilet seat down. Wow, no way you gave a female beta to a couple male betas Make sure when who rusher down the toilet you put the toilet seat down, okay Keep this right you're not gonna yeah, what are we gonna do with it? We could donate it to who? You're gonna donate like you're gonna reg my gift, you son of a bitch? It's good that this is happening. It's plastic. I just wanted to make sure that it wasn't class in case we drop it.

Did you know that your gift was gonna be like a five minute discussion about Jacob, the fish? This is the whole set. I thought Jacob. No, I don't know. Maybe we have some girl. J.A.K. It's a girl.

Oh, woman. Who's J.A.K.S. wife? Who's Ronald Reagan's wife? Maybe Jackie Boogie. Nancy Reagan. Maybe, who's James White? Who's Ronald vegans wife? Maybe Jackie Nancy Reagan Maybe Jackie Boobie Jackie Boobie. Okay, Nancy Lady Bird Jay Who's a who's a shitty woman? Who's a shitty woman? Yeah, you're gonna make me answer that question Come on who is a shitty woman? Who's a shitty woman? You're calling Nancy Pelosi. Yeah, there you go

I was gonna say that would to you but I didn't know how you guys were guys Hillary Clinton We could call it nasty gal Sophia Amoroso, the CEO and founder of nasty. I thought that was a meal sister. That's the seat. Oh, yeah The CEO and founder of nasty. I thought that was a meal sister. That's the seat. Oh, yeah What is your love? Yeah, Del Rosa. Debra is this real It's not a close to that. Yeah, do you know is milling because it ended in Rosa you get Dude you got fleas are like you're fucking rabbit. How did you?

Wow, yeah, you I was gonna I don't want to break the the fantasy here So you want to know his other bit. They're gonna have what he was gonna have pirates come on and take you guys No fucking boy He was gonna like they were pirates are gonna like strap you guys in I feel like Ben was who he was gonna hire Craigslist pirates know like mod like like like ancient pirate I was thinking either like Was that movie on the captain now? Yeah, yeah, it's called I'm a captain now Or like you know our those types of pirates right you could have one of both Somali or classic classic Johnny Halloween pirate name. So, would you be that would be Somali or... Classic. Yeah, Classic Johnny.

Halloween pirate. Damn, yeah. That would have been pretty fun. That would fuck. You would freak the fuck out. I wouldn't be like, this is a cool bit, man. I would tell you. Oh, wait.

I would tell you the way that you would do that. I wouldn't like it. I don't like surprises. Well, yeah, I don't like surprises for you. No. Do you really? No. I'm never going to be allowed back on.

Well, we should probably get into it. We got the holidays here. We are, we hit 50,000 subs. I like your headset. Thank you. Yeah, by the way, hell is this excess? Yeah, this is that nice, a far trip from the desk, huh?

You know, you suck off Cody Co, enough time, and you'll get one yourself too. Sorry, I keep touching, I wanna, I might correct your thing. Oh yeah, let me see. You're like my son, my bar mitzvah son. Thank you. My bar mitzvah boy, come on, get in there. My ears correct your thing. Oh yeah, let me see. You're like my son, my bar mitzvah son. Thank you. My bar mitzvah boy, come on, get in there.

My ears are fucked. Your ears are fucked. At least they're not tiny like mine. My birthday's, I don't know when this is coming up, when my birthday's coming up. What day's your birthday? The 31st. Oh yeah, I got plans.

New years. I wasn't inviting, I was just thinking. No, I know. Oh, shit. What would you be looking for for us? Just, you know, a little, happy birthday. looking for for must just you know Happy birthday. Yeah, thank you. You know what it is is you might not the the quarters my ears are fucked The comments are gonna be I don't want to look at the comments The court is do you read all the comments? He reads every single comment. You mean on your guys episode. Sorry. I keep touching you

I Okay, so we're on the road now to a hundred thousand subs. Yeah, how's your guys kiss after which oh so juicy We but the goal now we got to keep our eyes on the prize our north star the real goal We got everybody in the door, but now the real goal is to get another 50,000 this year 2023 this following year for a 2024 Semmy nude calendar Dix only So that's not that's full. No, no, it's not calendar. Dix only. That's not full new. No, no, it's not.

Dix only? Everything is covered except for Dix. Oh, okay. I thought it was just Dix. No, no. June, it basically is July. Because our bodies are covered. Oh.

Dix or not? Yeah. You know, there was this photographer. That's awesome. There was this photographer woman a few years ago who got famous because she did a full Calendar shoot with penises, but she had an artist paint them and put little top hats on them And you can almost hardly tell that they're penises because they're dressed up like different characters. You can Of course you did.

Wait, is this fish going to be okay here in the dark dark studio? Yeah, I mean as long as you feed it. We could probably put it upstairs in the office. Yeah, we get sunlight. No, it's a beta. It's not a sigma. A sigma would be fine in the dark. Like me, I'm fine in the dark. That's what everybody tells me.

Who is everybody? Who is calling you to the street? Who bulls in the street? People in the street? Who is the outfit? Who told you you're a sigma? People in the comments. You read it on Reddit. People in the comments told me that I'm a sigma.

And I think that that's a good thing. People in the comments said you're a sigma? Yeah. Zach, can you confirm this? They've said it. They've said it? That's a few times. Yeah. Wow.

You give me like sigma beta vibes though, you know? That's not true at all. That's something a sigma beta would say. Or actually, you believe what you want to think. I know who I am. What are they? Wow, that was hell of a sigma. Yeah, that was hell of a sigma.

That was sick. What are they saying about you? I'm gonna post you. That's what they say. But that's not true at all. In your comments? In my head. Oh, okay.

I have comments in my head that are always there. Top comment. That fades away, dude. Do you really? Yeah. I just kind of stopped looking. By the way, in case you can't tell, we're not gonna really talk about finance.

I'm ready. I'm ready to talk to the holidays. Everybody on Wall Street is on vacation. Everybody's on vacation. Everybody's either. He's unwell. That cough was fucking... And then he wipes his nose out.

And then he goes, he goes, don't worry, I'm not sick. I'm not sick. I took it and I'm like, sir, I could see blood in the tissues. No, no, no, no. See, it's just a cough. And I was eating Mexican food the other night and it was causing such a tickle that man I had a mouthful of food and I'm like, I gotta swallow this first work cough.

And it was one of those coughs where you know that as soon as you let it out, you're gonna gag really hard and it's gonna hurt. And I just had to try to... How do you do episodes of this game? It's, what's the story going? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, he also thinks that all the insane idiosyncrasies he has, everyone has.

Really? He goes, you know, when you're, and you go, no, what? That's not, I've never. I look off and gag. I mean, yeah. It's not like, the Mexican food has nothing to do with it. It's just the fact that it triggered it because it was a little spicy and tickled my throat. But you know what the problem is, we've somehow developed an audience that they call themselves

the Ben Cells, so then he gets encouraged. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they go, finally, someone's speaking to a... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. But then I got rid of my glasses and they're all telling me that you're worse than Alex Jones. They think you're hot. What do you mean I'm worse than Alex Jones?

You're just getting people to, you know, buy myself a little bit. I should start a supplement line. Just, there's placebo, just admittedly, just placebo. They don't do anything. It's just vitamin C. So we should, I'm vitamin C. We gotta start a vitamin line that's just like,

hey you guys, it's just vitamin C. Yeah. Yeah. I'm on board. We can start with 100 bottles. But it also has to be aimed at helping young men. Young men. Yeah, and it's called sigma gummies.

No, no, it's none of the toxic. We're just like, you know, gay vitamins. Sure. Yeah, that's about the disease. Are they gonna be like, sigma vitamins are like you have to swallow it But like the more beta is like chewable like gummies, which one is again? I don't know what a sigma is I don't know either. I'm just an independent lone wolf. Yeah, I don't know and that's what you are That's what he thinks he is. I mean look at me dude

Don't laugh like that. You don't need to laugh like that. It's just I don't know There's laughing and then there's laughing with your eyebrows. No, I'm just imagining. You're credulous. No, no, no, no, no, no, I put it on Facebook Marketplace and I immediately got a message from Linda who said hello Is car still available? Nope, and I said yes, it is. Okay, please give me your cell phone number I'll text you and then it was a it said I'm gonna I'm gonna send you a text message Please give me back the code and it was like they were trying to log into my Google account And I almost did it. I'm like yeah, okay, but then And it was like, they were trying to log into my Google account. And I almost did it.

I'm like, yeah, okay. But then I thought, oh, they're just trying to log into my shit. And then I just wrote fuck you. And then they said, please, I'm trying to buy the card. He wrote out two numbers and was like, wait a second. I'm getting, I'm getting the feeling that getting scammed is real Sigma grind set shit. Yeah.

No, see, because I didn't. I almost did, but then my Sigma brain kicked in. My instincts. You ever get scams? Not really. I got hacked before. Oh yeah. The first thing they did, what do you think they tweeted out?

To take pictures. No. They said cake and word. Hard art. Cake? Yeah. End word? Yeah.

That was living with Zach. Yeah, fucking up with that piece. It was just, they did it on They hacked someone else and they did the same thing on someone else's account and they said the cake and word thing and I was I I was like like trapped in a fucking like dark hole I didn't know I didn't have resources to like get out of it and I was living with him at the time and he was like I mean your sources to get out of like, you have to contact like a Twitter person like quickly and be like,

you can't take it down? Oh, you were locked out. I was locked out. Wow. So I'm gonna say, yo, Zach's just tweaking hard Rs right now. And I'm just like, I know, well, this guy said, I wouldn't have.

Are you sure? I would have taken that thing like this. I actually like, I think that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a terrible dude. It's sucked. Because it's mostly fine, you could explain that wasn't me. And then I, you, you, you, you, you, I didn't even put the hard art.

But, but you make, I'm a soft egg, guys. But you make, you make people really uncomfortable for 24 to 48 hours. Yeah, it's suck. And so then I got blacked out the next day, like drinking. And I would, Dude, fucking sick, dude, sigma grind shit, shit. Yeah, grind shit, shit. Yeah. what did you say? I don't know How do you do episodes with this guy? I can't finish my story. I'm so distracting go on you blacked out

Yeah, so I like I got drunk like the night after whatever and I went on like this I don't like this please finish no I don't like this. I don't like this. Please finish. No, I don't want to anymore. So you got like, no, no. Now I'm realizing like the more you're giving me process to finish the story, the story sucks. And I don't want to fucking finish it. That's the whole point. This all sucks. I just want to know. Everybody wants to know.

Okay, so you got blacked out then. I just went on a rant about how the guy was just like taking over my life. Oh, that's a good story. Wow, yeah, that's a good story. Where did you rant about it? That's a good story. Damn, I'm sorry, I ruined the rant. Wait, where did you do the rant?

The pre-game party that I was at. Oh, you didn't do it on social media? No. Oh, I like that story. Pretty sick. Hey, I've got a story. Hey, I've got one that'll make you feel better. When I first got my verification badge on Twitter,

I thought that it'd be a funny bit to then change my name so that people thought that I was a verified account of some other thing Yeah, and I thought oh, what's the funniest thing I could tweet from and I thought cake n word Official no it was a jujubee's the candy and I was in my Twitter chat and they were all like you You got verified what the fuck you're an idiot idiot. And I said, yeah, I know, but check this out. I'm gonna do a fun bit. And I changed my app to jujubees, I changed my name, and I changed the... Yeah, but you're thinking of it.

Exactly, and I didn't know that. So immediately, it stripped me of it, and then they all just went, and they were like, you fucking moron. And then I lost thousands of followers, because people were like, I didn't follow the change. They don't like the kids. So then then I wrote someone and I got it back. We scared that you weren't gonna get back For a little bit. Oh my full check. Do you have any cool stories? No, you don't know

Give me yeah, don't do it. Oh no, here's just about how his his DMs are full of hot You tickle my bisexual. Every girl is like triggered by sexual. Yeah, all the comments I see is like, oh my God, Emil's doing something to me right now. Yeah, I'm so bisexual right now, I can't take it. I don't have any stories about that. And you guys make these...

Zach and I were just about to say, no, no, no, no. Also, it's all starting to feel sarcastic. I feel like I'm like a make-a-wish kid. No, no. And I wrote, I was just like people to say online that I look nice. Good job, guys.

We go private for a little bit. All right. It's working. It's self-confidence is going up. And they're going to find out, oh, he's not actually dying. This sucks. I spent months saying this guy was not. No, the first thing when I saw it, because I didn't know

you were the co-host of Trill when I first started talking to Ben. And I was like, oh, dude, this guy's hot as fuck. That was the first thing I said about you. Keep going with that, please. Because I started talking to me. Sorry, no, no, when I talk to you again. Because we have gaps. We'll talk about eight months of the stop talking for another.

I guess time is just totally meaningless to me. I recognize that time passes, but I'm also like, I talked to Wally yesterday. Why didn't you say my friend Wally told me you were how to fuck? Dude, because you've heard it before. Not from Wally, not from wallet. That's true. I never had a man named wallet tell me.

Well, I apologize. There is a first time for every- Please keep going with this, because I want you to announce to the world of who on Fowl Tip socials calls a meal hot. But you also do it. I don't. No, he doesn't do it at all. It's on the- It feels very bad. I think you're kidding.

For those of you who don't know, there is a recurring bit wherein Zach and Orwaleed from their official foul tip pod can we run our own shit? You guys, you guys hire people. So they, Speaking of, if you need a social media manager, I am on the market.

The ongoing joke is that they talk about incessantly talk about how hot immediately. It's not a joke, it's not. No mention of me. That sounded close to it. Being a fat-headed sigma. Great, I just gave you fodder forever now, just like, oh, thinking about his fat head.

How the fuck is fodder? Fodder, you know, cannon fodder. I've never heard of that. I have never heard of that. Hard in my life. Really? F-O-D-D-E-R-X-S-T-L-O-M-O-D-H-L-O-Fodder. Hello, mother. Google, Google fodder. You like that? That-D-D-E-R. Like, the shit. Hello, mother, hello, father.

Hello, mother. Google, Google, father. Do you like that? That's the first time we have agreed today. Father. It's food, especially dried hay or feed, or cattle. The give father. Oh, you gave us dried livestock food?

Yeah, I give you some father, baby. It's something to eat. Something to eat. You have sustenance. Yeah. Use over fire. Because you guys are the farm animals, we invited on the show. Okay. Yeah, wow, it's pizza. That's racist. Why? Far from different races. I'll figure it out. Use over use over you guys are the farm animals. We invited on the show

Yeah, wow it's racist Why I'll figure it out. Yeah, which oh my you Greek There you what does this mean? We know a lot of guys built like a Greek god Abs Now now the truth is coming out of all eat and his obsessive is I'm I'm Greek and Italian. Okay, see that's not fair. I'm Italian. Uniratsu and a Fata. One rat one fat, right? One race one face. Oh, okay. And I'm Polish Jew and then and they finish that was my mom's side. Nobody asked, but my mom's side is a finish. I hope you finish that line

No, you got you're doing it wrong. You do it like just wait. I'll tell you Yeah, he'll lead you in I'm new here. Yeah, you know what you have so you're Italian. What are you? Yes, you should watch fell to yes watch Yeah, we dab all I'm you know all those comments. You don't like to read Yeah, yeah, we dab all you know all those comments you don't like to read Of course I'm watching no thanks for sending me to a therapist Did you enter therapy because I have not yet? I'm close On the brink you know, we have a promo code for better help. Oh, so do we all night. Oh, that's cool. Yeah

Well We talk about any of the things that we have started Ben's obsessed with the Ben's obsessed with the screen in the Oh, yeah, I was let's do let's do so fucking Well, I was I had it out there for you come on Come on Also, also you went also you So fun fact I met Ben 10 years ago. He was the first guy I've ever met on the internet That is from the fun fact.

I read it from the screen. You're very warm, are you okay? Sweaty, okay. Sweaty in the way. Are you nervous? You, yeah. Is the whole segmenting getting to you. Just so you're still hot.

Okay, so what happened? How'd you meet him 10 years ago? He hit Chris. Yeah, Chris, my buddy Chris. Chris. Dallow. Hit you up, right? Are you guys, I can't remember.

You guys talked, right? And then, he said collab. Yeah, and the fuck though part was, I was like 17, 18 years old. Ben is 43, a lot of people don't know this. True, absolutely true, especially now without my glasses, I've actually aged more. Wait, he was 17?

I was 17 or 18 or something. He was 17 and he was hailed. I don't know. 24? 24? Yeah, kind of weird, right? Yeah, well we Let's not do this. I don't like this. No kind of I was like 19. It's it's where yeah, I was like it's giving you guys were in college You were at saddleback. Yeah, I was in college saddleback. Yeah, yeah, it's giving it's giving girl who has to have her parents sign the permission Slip to bring her boyfriend to prom. Yeah, did you guys it's giving girl who has to have her parents signed the permission slip to bring her boyfriend Yeah, yeah, did you guys have that in high school like a dude a girl who was hanging out like a older guy

Well, yeah her boyfriend was like 21 and and the her parents would have to sign a permission slip like it's okay That this full blown Coming to prom My school we had a few we have a lot of okay, no go ahead now Bennett He's focused on the outlet. No, no, it's okay. I was school, we had a few. We had a lot of... Okay, no, no, go ahead. No, Ben, he's focused on the outlet. No, no, it's okay. I was just gonna say we had a lot of seniors getting freshmen in high school

and I'm really batting high, but now, I think they would bat a lot of eyes. Yeah, but... Continue on with your story. I was just gonna say, we should have sourced the vines that we made together back then. Oh, me and you guys actually collabed?

I don't remember what the fuck they were. I don't remember at all. I Know I did one for Chris where I did the movie trailer guy boys. Chris Penn. Chris Dalell. Oh I think what I might have done with you. And then Casey did one. Yeah. Casey nice that. Yeah. Yeah. Wow You guys used to run with a heavy a crew of heavy hitters. Yeah, man. Back in the day. That's cool. Try to think what we did I don't think we did anything. Yeah, cuz I was way more popular Probably yeah, yeah, who was I who the fuck was I? Oh cool cool fine retrospective I want to give it to you, but I want you to I want you to do it when it's the right time

You'll get one getting closer. I feel like you don't watch our show maybe I do I when it's the right time. Get in close. You'll get one. Get in closer. I feel like you don't watch our show maybe. I do. I watch your show. So you know when the dApps happen? Yeah, you command it. Okay. I'll, I know. I got it.

Yeah. You'll get it. Yep. So tell us about how you, so for, because maybe some people don't know who you guys are. It's okay. Which is impossible because you're very prolific online. You've both been mega viral many times. Oh, look at us.

Wait, what? Whoa. Oh, that was, but that was a different thing. Oh, this is your guys' 50K sub. Whoa, Casey Neistat looked way down. Wow, that is interesting. Are you wearing a Trump hat? Oh, yeah, that's a bit.

I was wearing a Trump hat. That's right. I remember that. And we went to dinner and we had a Trump hat. I was a joke, I was a joke. Ha, ha. It was Trump even running for president when Vine was around. That's right. I remember that and we went to dinner and we had a joke as a joke. Haha. It was Trump even running for president when Vine was around. Yeah, seven years ago.

Jesus. I remember me and Oli were sitting next to each other. We watched the thing happen and we just like the announcement of him being president. Vine was still around in 2016. Yeah. He's like we're Benz age right? Dude, it shut down in like 2018.

Yeah. Well, I'll be dipped in. But Elon's bringing it back Benz age right dude. It shut down in like 2018. Yeah. Well, I'll be dipped in here. But Elon's bringing it back. Come boys. Yeah, these guys love Elon. I watch it. I resisted so hard extending my arm out to you right there. I'm glad.

Because I don't even know what you would be dabbing. Truly don't. I'm Elon fine 2.0. He teased it. Yeah, but he teased it months ago. And he's like a fucking mom. He's looking on it. He sees any kind of different flame or light bulb and he's like, oh, coolest thing where all the cool people whose opinions matter the most in the whole world.

Right, that was good. That was good. That was amazing. Yeah. And he, it's funny because he is getting backlash from a lot of Tesla investors and institutional investors who were like, Okay, focus on the other thing, dipshit. We don't care about Twitter. That's your own little dumb pet project. Fuck off. But I thought he was such a genius. He can handle like a million things at once because he thinks a million thoughts a day. Every second. Fuck you.

He'll turn himself up. I don't know. Did you guys see the promoted tweet that's going under like all the tweets that you say? The gold ones? No. The ones where like Tesla, some dude promoted a tweet that Tesla runs over babies

and carriages and like, cause it counts it as like a car or whatever, or something like that. And it's just like, it's a promoted tweet that's everywhere. Wow, no, I wish I had proof of it. No, I believe it. Sorry, I bet someone will look it up and maybe throw it on screen if it's real.

Yeah. I saw one where someone had their Tesla. It's real. Look up promoted Tesla tweet where someone had their Tesla. It's real. Look up promoted Tesla tweet. All right, relax. Yeah, scream. Are you yelling at me? This is what I do.

This is what I do on Feltip and Kyle and Luke are like, God damn, this fucking guy. He yells at you and he calls them workers. I call him workers. He calls the workers. He's like, oh yeah, the TMG workers, like, as if they're fucking labors. They get paid, you know?

He's like, he's like, yeah, are exactly your ass. What is he doing? And then he calls them, no, they don't like, okay, it's not workers. And he goes, oh yeah, you're right.

The PAs, they're not PAs, they're producers. Also, you can do it. I'm new here. I'm new. I said, give me a break. I said that you have insane energy. And you're like, what do you mean? And then you come on here and you're like they're workers

I Don't be actually like a nice energy. Oh, is this it? Is this it? We'll still run over children. Well, don't worry. We'll get some workers to find it for you They all I'll do it myself. They, I saw a spooky tweet that the Tesla, self-driving thing or whatever, it was parked at a cemetery and it was showing a person standing. Oh, like a ghost or whatever. Yeah, and it was just the glitchy little fucking person

just appearing and then not appearing and appearing and not appearing. Come in your way, Zach. Maybe. Ooh, yeah, because you like to do spooky shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh your way, Zach. Maybe. Ooh, yeah. Cause you like to do this. You should. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you can make the engines make a part. You should hire me, Kyle, because I pulled that up in about two fucking seconds.

How did you find out? How's that even here? I mean, Ryan. Kyle. I'm fired. I am so fired. No, it's Zach behind the curtain. I know, but I just look right at Ryan.

And call them Kyle. You are you good? Well, isn't... Anyway, it happened. What is the tweet? It's coming. And call them guy. You're, are you good? Well isn't What is the tweet it's coming I said it to Zach the worker are you sure Go outside come back no, I think that you're fine, dude Thank you. Thank you. It's taking the focus. Sigma energy. Yeah, Sigma's boom. Yeah, tap number one Yeah, Sigma's boom. Dap number one. He's like, I've been your friend.

He just whaddues hand out. I've been your friend. So, I've been your friend for a long time and you're being really weird right now. I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool. How the freak can be out? Okay, here it is. Our latest, this is from the real Dan O'Donnell.

So this guy's been promoting this tweet under like all the tweets that I see. And it's just a picture of a busted up. It's a baby in a stroller. Yeah. And he's saying that like Tesla is not reading like babies in strollers or something like that. Yeah.

And why are you leaving your fucking baby on the street? Yeah. I can happen. Oh, I can't. It goes down a driveway. You know? Interesting. Full self-driving software reveal that it will repeatedly run down a child mannequin

in a store. Repeately reverse the fucking just, well. I'm like, GTA, I'm like, rev it up. And now if I'm Elon Musk, I'm gonna say, well, that's because you're using a mannequin, try it with a real baby. I've tried. That was fine. I'm a lot like, one every 10 episodes. It is, I'm tried. That was fine. I'm a lot like...

One every 10 episodes. It is funny. I'm alone. It's funny because it's drawing for me, but I'm like, okay, it's not just me. That was a little baby growl. It was just a little baby one. And I have been so good. I will fully get away from the mic

and release my oral gas. But if I'm in the middle of a sentence, and there's three other clowns here, then I know are just jumping at the bit. I'm not- I'm not- Boss, I'm just gonna let it out. I'm waiting here patiently.

I got the most psycho energy over here. I got a wet boy. He's so warm. He's so warm. Can you what? Juggle? Can I get a wet? You guys can't open my balls.

They're sealed. Oh. Well, while you drive a Tesla, do you like it? I absolutely love it. He was late to pick me up today because he had a charge his vehicle. Oh wow, dude. That's what the other dude.

What did you buy yours for? I actually got, like used, you got it used. No, I got a brand new, delivered. And it's a Model 3? It's a Model 3 three long range and I used to drive a Prius Prime I remember and didn't you have your didn't your license plate say like to booty or something? Too thick it said slip thick slim thick He got he got the license plate and then people started like recognizing him like on the highway and then he got It got a little weird in retrospect. There's a idea, long term, but I thought it was funny.

It was hilarious. And I had it for like five years, but not only that, there was like, there was like guys driving up next to me to see if I was like a slip of the batty. Yeah. You kind of are. Yeah, but. You're like a snack over here.

Yeah, but like guys would drive by and be like, oh man, it's a dude. Right. Yeah. Oh, he's driving his car. He's driving his car. You know the Tesla charging stations or whatever? Yeah, I got a little bit for it They're like all know each other. It's like morning is like hey Joe. How's it going charging your Tessie over here?

There's Wally the slim thick boy. I'd recognize those What was the joke that they all are in the same club? I'm with you, dude. Thank you. Thank you I'm with you. Did you see I wanted to show you guys this I guess we can talk a little. Oh, it's a thinker Yeah, now I'm getting no I get it. Yeah, the hey Joe That's what we do with it Yeah, and then your internal combustion engine cars wait do you not like the car do you not like the car? I think Teslas are great

I've driven one and I remember distinctly feeling like, oh, this is what the driving experience should be like. The way that it responds, it feels like you are truly connected to the car. The way that it accelerates, the way that it slows down when you take your foot off the accelerator. The whole thing is fantastic. Do you just hate the guy who runs it? Yeah, I don't hate him.

I just think that he's, I wish he would shut up and go away Because he's so fixated on making himself the main character of life of the world But hey, Zachary is he can we make a note to cut that Tesla bit? Sorry, go ahead. Keep going. I'm funny there for you guys. Yeah, so like you know, I got Tesla now Right, and so when I go charge my car it's kind of funny because we're all like a little community Yeah, so I'll go out there. This is hilarious. I'll go out there And what do you do? I'll go yo, Joe, what's up, buddy? Oh, I'm gonna give you that

How did he get the dab? You'll get one. You'll get one. Don't worry. It's a good bit. Well, so one of the reasons why I dislike the man Is because can I make a... How many times have you talked about how you dislike... This is a great thread! This is a very pertinent topical thread because the semi-truck has finally come out and...

That's what... Oh my god... I feel like if I was sitting closer to a meal I would get like no it's not No, no, no, no, it's confidence The semi truck came and he doesn't want it is bad Which I like he's leaping into your arms and just asking because he's hot Go ahead. It'll be okay. Oh, yes so the semi truck came out and

Oh, yes. So the semi truck came out and this guy, Tomaz Orinsky, is a truck driver and he did this thread on why it's a stupid vehicle in terms of being a truck actually used by truckers. And it's very, it's a very interesting read. We'll link it in the comments or some shit. But so I just wanted to scroll through it real fast because I think it's funny Because they're like oh, this is gonna help truckers so much, but it totally doesn't it's it's it's not he says it's not

Carrying capacity or anything so scroll down they say that they built it around the trucker Yeah, but so the driver apparently sits in the middle and He immediately starts off by saying it makes overtaking or looking ahead impossible because you're in the fucking middle. You can't like look over your shoulder and then you're going through toe booths or ports or factories and you're in the middle so it makes it all the more difficult to reach out the window and hand off paperwork or whatever. Dap up a meal. And or dap up the gate guy. And what else? Oh yeah, so the driver, you enter in the back.

So you have to like walk through it to get into the seat. And he says there's a couple problems with that. Normally in trucks, behind the driver's seat is where you're sleeping. It's the sleeping quarters. So they're already wasting precious space by having this like back entrance.

Not only that, but oftentimes you're gonna be having schmutz and mud and water all over your boots and you're gonna be tracking it in to your space. Whereas otherwise you hop in the car and you just like kick off your boots right there or you take them off right there and then you can walk around. Yeah, so there's no bed. The bed I think can be above where you sit.

That's weird. But so keep going. I like top on. Yeah, you can play the bed in front above the windscreen. Yeah. And if you want to get out over the right side, you need to go over the passenger seat, the inner locks with the driver's seat so you can't just walk in front of it. All right.

So keep going. You have two screens? Yeah. Looks like more than one. Okay. The fact that you, yeah, he already said that. All right, so keep going. You have two screens? Yeah. Looks like more than one. Okay, the fact that you, yeah, he already said that. I already said that you have to walk around in dirty boots and shit.

So keep going. Shmoots. Shmoots? Shmoots. And then apparently the overviews of tablets, because in this makes sense, and this is why I hate modern cars. You have the fucking tablet.

I like having a fucking button that I can feel around for and know while keeping my eyes on the road. Oh, this is the AC knob, and this is the shit. But with this, you gotta, yeah, it's all fucking touch screens. Well, no, so you can do voice activated too. In Tesla? Yeah.

What do you say? Tesla, her air conditioning off. Yeah. He bagged me. Okay, it acts this one out. This one doesn't get it. But then he's also talking about how the screens themselves, the glow is distracting.

But then you're dimming down. Yeah, but then if you dim it down too much, you can't see you got to find that sweet spot. The angled windscreen is another thing. So a snow apparently can build up on it easily in the winter. But it's like three meters up. So it's really hard to get the snow off of the windscreen that's angled as it builds up. So another impractical thing. And that was if you live in the winter and you drive a Tesla,

how your battery goes to defrost in your car? Really? Yeah. Holy shit. You know what you do in Canada who have a Tesla? Kind of having a cold winter here in LA. Yeah. A fuck. Your fuck. Keep going. We got a couple more. How much are you selling that ball before? I'm selling it for 3,500.

Yeah, and the angled windscreen also means bigger blind spots, because you can't look down as easily and see what's in front of the fucking cap. The cap gets narrower in the front, but the mirrors have to be able to see. You can't reach the fucking mirror, well, but that's also stupid, you would have power mirrors. Like, come on, but then I guess cleaning them is an issue.

That's the less of a thing, but there was just a couple more. That's a long, bro. Yeah, I will say the idea of it was very exciting though. Yeah, because like, trucking is a huge business. What did you guys think of Elon's pitch when he threw the rock at the fucking SUV? Oh, I love that.

You like that? It's so funny. Did you think it was like a ploy or like a fake like because he said like I'm going to fix it and I saw like a rumor on Twitter Like it was a way to get investors to keep investing in it because he was gonna make it better for some shit like that So he knew that it was gonna break home purpose. I don't think so. I'm in a deep dark hole on Twitter. Love it.

You should listen to to running over babies. There's this one show that did a... Take the word, yeah. A full, that wasn't me. That's such a waste of a hack. I know. You're gonna hack someone's account. Well it pissed me off.

It's fucking... Yeah, really? Like there was a guy or a group of people a couple years ago that hacked, I think Bill Gates' account, Elon's account, and a couple others. They could have legitimately made millions of dollars just by tweeting out exactly. Did it buy some, by the, Ted Cruz, he liked like a porn, a porn one, didn't Ted Cruz do that?

Yeah, yeah. On Christmas or something. Wasn't hacked. My guy was just down bad. Yeah, yeah. I wanted, ooh, I saw the head. I was gonna go for this. I don't I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't I would have blocked it too That was it. This is close to what's her name? We don't have we have a disc a JFK

Oh, but it's a girl. How can you tell can you see the little fussy? I don't know what the fussy the fish pussy. I didn't say that I said fussy Seriously, I mean yeah every time you see a dog you you look immediately No, no, no, no, you don't say do see no no, but you just say every time you see a dog you look for genitals. Yeah That's see don't just that's not true That goes up on the dog maybe you do, but I don go, oh, dog, let me see what he's working with. It's not that. You see the dog and you're like, oh, a dog.

And then you look to see, OK, is it a boy or girl? Do you look for a dick? I usually just ask the owner like, oh, is this a girl or a boy? Well, I'm talking about it from a distance. You see a dog, you're like, oh, there's a dick. No, I don't. I don't fucking look for it. That's weird.

Dude, my wife's dog has huge balls, like bigger than like a human balls Fucking awesome. I look at it. I look at it every fucking time dude. Wait if it's your wife's dog isn't it both of your dogs? No, it's the family dog. Oh, sorry my her family. I was like what's yours? It's mine. What's mine is yours? No, no what kind of dog? American Bulldog, you know well. Yeah, yeah, I yeah. I've seen small dogs like this big, who they have the hog of a human. I haven't seen a lot of dog genitalia apparently. Yeah, cause I'm the weirdo who looks to see

what gender the dog is. You are very focused on people's... That's like me. This is not gaslighted. We can run the tape. We were talking about SPF and he was like, you know, I know that this guy's penis just looks like Bob and I said, how?

And he was like, because you can, he's like, guys like this, their penises always look like this. And I said, how could you know? Have you seen a lot of guys like this is penises? So he has, yeah, I have. There, are you happy? Yeah, I've seen a lot of nerdy dicks. Okay.

You're obsessed with not only humans, but animals genitalia. Fish. So do you have our penises locked down in your head right now? Let me think about it. Let me look. Okay, yours is... You've got a happy go lucky dick. You know what?

Yours is fine. You've got good size, but you don't know how to go. We'll happy go lucky dick. The thing is, just here's, I'll explain it. You've got a great size shaped penis, but you don't, you leave it. You don't know how to, you don't believe it. You don't know how to wield that power.

You don't know what you're working with. They stuff his vibe and his size and his face. He's got a great hug. I'm on the market. He doesn't get it. If you want a happy go lucky cock Fucking come like me. I can guarantee the first time he had sex with his wife He was like, well, I I hope you don't I hope you don't not like it and he pulls it down and it's just like

That's what he's working with while he'd you got just a Straightforward what run of the middle you got a great hug and you're just like, you're just like, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, Don't do me. I, we've talked about. He's also seen it. Yeah, I've seen it. Love that. Well, thanks, dude. Yeah. I don't think I have that, but I appreciate that. Well, I'll see that there we go.

I don't think I have that. Isn't this a finance volcano? Yeah, don't you want to, okay, you should go. By the way, I watch almost every goddamn Trill episode. He's actually in the invest, like, you weren't in the Bitcoin stage really. Yeah,, not one time you guys tell people how to make money Well, why am I not rich yet? I'm not legally allowed to impart any kind of what to as your friend write it down on a piece of paper

Slide it over hey Steve look behind you look behind you real fast damn is that a fucking naked lady standing behind you Steve You should stop listening right now. Okay. well, Lee, just give him a second. Okay. Okay, here's what you should buy. No, I can't do that. Plus, I also don't know. Right, he doesn't have some like secret stock that you don't know about. That's what people always think. They always go inside or trading. If you have the secret. No, that's if you have specific information about a specific company that is not yet publicly known

Yeah, so like if I were the CEO of Apple and I were to go Hey, I'm Tim Cook Check this out nice dick. We got a brand new iPhone coming out that's gonna revolutionize, you know Or if you're company if your company was about to get acquired and you start telling all your friends Yeah, I get it. I some call options. Yeah, yeah. You're going to like the way you look. Like Nancy Pelosi. Yeah.

Well, that's, yeah, that's more policy driven where she knows, hey, we're going to pass some kind of semiconductor thing that's going to benefit semiconductor companies. It's not specific to any company, but it would broadly benefit. The windfall would. So just follow Nancy Pelosi's trick. Some people do, but also someone's working on it. They've already got that. The Pelosi tracker.

Yeah, but it's not a, I think it's just automatic. You can buy in and it's... Oh, that's existed for a while. There was an account, there was a company... Publix? No, it was called... I can't remember what it was, but you could, whenever say I was a really popular trader and-

You're a really popular trader. And people wanted to copy my trades, you could sign up and it would just automatically Oh. Enter you it. So if I click the button, then all 10,000 or however many of my followers would automatically buy into that.

Oh, there you go. What the hell is this? What's this? We're looking at capitaltrades.com, capital with an o. Strictly under Nancy. But can you buy into it? Yeah, it's public most of it. Well yeah, so she's been, she's investing in the alphabet.

I just bought into Visa. Oh, she sold some Visa. Nice. Thank you. She sold. I didn't reach out to you. The problem with this is there's a delay. So like it was published on December 1st that she sold. Right. Don't they own visa? Close it quarterly. I I don't have no idea. But she bought some REOF. So the wall, the Walt Disney one didn't they just change CEOs? Like, yeah, Bob Eiger came back. Yeah.

Before this date. You're a big Eiger head? She sold. She sold it. So she knew. Well, no, Bob Eiger coming back was good. I know, but I'm saying, isn't that insider? Like, she knew to sell because they were doing a transfer.

Why would you sell it before? Yeah, it was good for you. I always ask really bad. Yeah, yelling was good for you. That was really bad. Yeah, yelling at me. He keeps his mattress under money. Nope, nope. You keep your mattress under money? That's actually fucking sick.

Hey, you got it. You finally got one. That was awesome. Wow. Thanks, Paul. It's not about doing a good joke. It's about doing something sick. Getting fucked up. Having sex not about doing a good joke. It's about doing something sick, getting fucked up.

Having sex. Going on a date. Talking about cocking balls. I need to do more cool things. Yeah, that's the point. Yeah. But get me rich. Okay.

Oh, that's what you want to bring about to. Yeah. I'll give you, I'll give you, I'll give you, I'll give you money. I can't do that. Why not? Because I can't legally trade anyone else's money. Okay, have a Also, he's already done it. What if he just longed it? Yeah, I didn't go up. I can't do that either You can't look you can't hack him say cake and words

You can't say warm warmer warm. Aren't you crushing it with? Sports betting. Yeah, kind of what do you need Ben for? Well, you don't love. I want to set up from I can't sports bet all my life actually know you're right Stocks is like gambling. It is like game well if you do options trading. It's gambling. It's it's kind of it's informed gambling Why don't you sports bet you're such a good stock because I I Sports betting is an entirely different. You know, I don't understand the vernacular My favorite thing is Ben text me on the side and he like asked me for like trade help and like fantasy football help.

So you see, you're asking him for help and we can't ask you. But that's different, that's fantasy football. Okay. Any real? What? It's not real. None of it is real, it's all fake.

Also, I'm gonna win. I know. I think I'm gonna win fantasy football. Let me see say that. Because I'm in second place. Which is where you want to be to win. I have a great... Well, I know. No, second place is the best one.

Because. That was so seamless. You didn't even fucking think twice. We go into... He didn't drink. He didn't do coke. He didn't do anything cool. You're overthinking it.

That's from, too. Well, no, no. Real fucking energy is off for dabbing. He's got, he was getting dabbed up for his own thing. He wasn't giving it to me. I don't wanna embarrass you, your hand was wet. I have sweaty hands. So, it's not the most enjoyable experience.

Wait, do you really? Yeah, I'm really sweaty. Isn't that a gene that you can get turned off? Hypochondria. That's a cool thing to have. No, not hypochondria. Yeah, that's a weird, yeah. Hypochomria.

I'm not any, nope. No, no, no, no, no. Hypochomria. I have like the opposite of that. I don't sweat very much. How did you, we need to just apologize to face-to-face for our fantasy football whole stack. I can forgive, but I'm just kidding.

Yeah, what did you do? What did you do? Basically, what happened was... One of the dirtiest moves in fantasy football. Basically, which is a huge known- I was playing Zach. Two teams colluded. Yeah.

You were like, it was like three teams. I was playing Zach when I was telling Noel, oh yeah. You're such a rat. You let him tell. Can you shut the fuck up you the worst part is you made it seem like you weren't even part of it I was just I was just in the group text. It's like Pelosi just watching the stocks, you know, and she's like You're a fucking liar what happened basically? I was playing Zach and I was gonna lose because that kind of a hell of stack team Oh, and then I told no. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna lose Do you want to make a little trade because you're playing a meal?

And so I traded Travis ETN for Dawson Knox and Apparently people thought that was collusion. What do you mean is? Coalwood you guys are both little rats. Okay. I was just Sorry, he's not batting a thousand. Better. Anyways, I was just in the group. I was just in the room. And now, I was just like watching you.

So you should have reported it as soon as it happened. I said it was collusion and this is fucked up. And you didn't, but you didn't report to anyone. You didn't report to people. Well, no, I knew here. I can't, I can't, I can't text Ryan. 100%. What's the point of doing it?

Like, why wouldn't me and you just put our teams together and just win and go to the end? Go to the championship with like a super team. It strikes as someone who doesn't know because I've never played fantasy sports before and this is my first time. Yeah, I don't know either. I would think that that is a viable all-per-a-year

sketchy way to win. But you also just have to think about it. If you were to do something like that, people just wouldn't want to play with you anymore, right? Oh, that's the guy who just teems up with another team. He's not going to want to do that. And you go, I don't really want him in my fantasy league. I get that.

It's not that long. Well, listen, if it makes you a new half here, I'm doing the fucking stream. All right. No, I'm going to have it. It's not going to be, I'm going to stream for 12 hours. You are always going to stream. That was the first thing I wanted. From day one, everyone was going, well. You are always gonna stream.

That was never for anyone ever going, well, it's gonna stream. No, no, if I didn't tell the well to come back into fantasy, then I would have been fine. You're really, you are just fucking yourself over left and right in the... It makes good contact. You never, I don't want to play fantasy football you ever what the fuck I don't think I so I want to win

Oh shit, I don't want to go viral you as someone who you should take it seriously. This was all your age I am taking it seriously, but you allow for collision in the league And I'm gonna stream with you because I want to experience that yeah just for a little bit and then I'll bail Fuck no, give me are you gonna come now? I'd really like sleeping sleep is bad because I wanna experience that. Just for a little bit and then I'll bail. You're not gonna stay the whole door that I was. Fuck no, get me. Are you gonna come? No, I really like sleeping. Sleep is Bay.

What are you gonna do in mid-night to noon or something gross? Why? What? What are you, Bay? What are you, 43? Why? Because Bay is like so 2015 dude.

I was, I was being corny. Oh yeah nice excuse. That was vine territory. Yeah, that was the vine. That was the old man over here. That was bad. Oh my. Wow, what is this? A Cody Cog cringe comp?

Nice, the vine boys. That is cringe. The vine boys. You said yourself over that. Yeah, I don't feel bad about it. Do you see that seriously? Outside of snow. It's I would never say anything I had just said I never said I just said I love sleep so I was like sleep is bad It's like a dumb joke. Yeah, I wasn't like wow. This is gonna kill. I wasn't like let me pull out my Tesla bit

I was you know what you know what what are you gonna say next that? Food is on fleek? I was gonna say, you're at a gas station, you drop 20 on six, by the way, sleep is bay. And you walk out to your car. What? I got one, I got one. All right, you guys are going to the gas station.

Yeah, okay, I'm with you. And you're walking out, you're going to the guy. You give him a 20, you go, hey, 20 on 60, 30 fell. And then before you go, you go, hey, by the way, sleep is big. That's funny. That's funny. No, they both suck, honestly.

I was, I was humoring while lead, but. What is, what is, what is going on? What's going on? I just watched Foul Tip. Yeah, okay, what the show, bug the show. Foul Tip every'm doing. What you're going on? I'm just watching Foul Tip. Yeah, okay. What the show? Bug the show. Foul Tip every Tuesdays. What is it?

It's a sports podcast. Half-cold. On the TMG network. On the TMG network, we talk about almost every sport that's usually in season. Got it. And we get into a little sports bedding. We bring on some fun guests.

And then here's my little buddy. What are the big sports seasons right now football world cup We're all coming up with football. Yeah world cup world cup basketball Hockey's coming in March. It's happening already. Yeah, what the world the Stanley Cup is the playoffs are happening Like we said just watch our We know everything you guys know everything The Stanley Cubs in June oh Still was coming yes, oh, well, he wasn't wrong. Yes. I was wrong. You piece of fucking we said March

You said hockey is coming in March. No, I thought the hockey season starts in October Yeah, that's what you said. Oh, yeah. That's alright anyways. Well, there you have it We know our shit. Just fucking watch you okay? Is this the energy you bring normally yeah No, but it's good. No, it's good. I like it. And he does the best bits on the show. Yeah Yeah, yeah, we know can you bring one of those patented bits here for I did the 20 on six. Oh that sleep is Bay Don't say the game Don't say it again

But what's what's one you would what's one that's been done on can you do one from Faltyp? It's a cut. I don't know anything. What do I do? You don't know anything? I just I I want a high You're on a high We got you at a high You're on a high. We got you at a high. Don't get it to him. No. Oh, also I do drugs. Coming up in after hours, will Zach get tapped up again?

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Well then think of a favorite wintertime classic song anyway, while these chuckle heads talk it out We're gonna be signing off for now So thanks for tuning in and Mary holidays and have a happy holiday. Merry holidays and happy holidays. Happy holidays, all the time. Tell your thoughts coming up. Yeah. And then they like this December to remember.

So happy new year. Hope you get some bay this Christmas. Right. Can you do the thing where they do like the the news stations zoom out and we just pretend like we're filing up papers that we're talking on or This week on after hours I think fucking weird dude. I'm gonna be stimming out hitting balls. I'm just gonna be hitting balls I'm gonna be stimming out hitting balls. I'm just gonna be hitting balls. They called me Sid the Sloth with my... Sid the Sloth? Have you ever been to a Christmas party?

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