The Trillionaire Mindset - 66: The Best Trillionaire Moments 2022

Episode Date: December 30, 2022

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And a big thank you to Apple, podcasts, for featuring us this month. Thank you, we love you. We do have to give the disclaimer again. You gotta check it in the description box. give the disclaimer again you got to check it in the description box Well back to the beat man. We're not getting done with you It is my set. It's my set. It only happened, though. It's going to be $100,000. It's going to be $100,000.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Follow us on TikTok at Trillion AirPod. We're gonna start posting there more often. I'm gonna try to, we are going to try to start doing a daily. Oh yeah, we got some fun things planned. We're not gonna be one of those creators you hate when you scroll by no, we're not gonna be one of the ones

Maybe you'll absolutely despises. Yeah, but what she likes. What's going on here? Hey, can you guys be quiet? We have our is this good? No way what is this actually let you rot? We were gonna have the fuck are you kidding me? Okay, and he didn't even know her We were gonna have- What the fuck are you kidding me? Okay. And he didn't even know her. And he busts, he fucking just busted it in her dick. Ew, dude.

That is fucking insane, dude. All right, well I'm here right now. Give me an eight ball, some cat. What do you, do you want anything? He's got a fan too, if you like that. If you fuck with that shit. All right, probably not. They don't seem like they want anything.

All right, dad, okay, love you. Bye. That was your dad. Well, if it is it? Two of the stinkiest, eww, squirmyest. Whoa! Don't touch the worms I've ever seen. Hello? It's me, William.

I called you guys fast, too. Oh, William. That's, I knew we were gonna have that special guest today, but I didn't think it would be you. Well, the thing is with the Stanford man,'re not all at the code of contact me means you can't rescind an invitation somewhere So the school sent me here to sort of see how the sausage is made Stanford sent you Stanford sent me here, and I got it admit Between a guinea pig you this sausage stinks, you know what I mean?

You need some Protestant sausage up in this building. I thought they were. That's what they were breeding gentleman up in Stanford. You're quite. They are. That's our mouth on you. Mine. What's your name, buddy? Ben like the clock? Yeah. Ben like the clock. What's your name? I'm a meal. Hey, thanks. Well, a guy. Thanks, well. Come on, William, take it easy. Oh, you're the guy who sent the threatening voicemail.

What are you doing, man? It wasn't threatening. Listen, you worms, you can't almost. You keep all the worms. Yeah, because you're coming at us. Stanford's been doing this for years. It's been seven episodes and you're coming at us. It's a little joke, we're having fun.

Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, but you're here now. You're taking this too far. Keep in mind you're a guest. You are okay. Oh, no. So yeah, you again, you invited me like a vampire. I'm here. I have to cut. I have to be invited to come in. Okay. My name is William Stan. William Prisome and I go to Stanford University 2007-200 question mark. Oh, you started there in 2007? Yeah, been there 14 years. Well, usually I think it's a two year program. Yeah, usually two to four. Yeah, but I'm just rocking up credits.

Oh, okay, you're getting the Super MBA. 20 credits a semester, 14 years? That's 560, we're looking at one K. We're gonna go all the way to the top of the pop. So I basically know everything there is to know about business. I got it in and out. And I'm not happy to be here, but I'm here. Okay. What do you want to give us a quick primer on what you know about business? So gross refers to the total amount of quantity before deductibles or expenses, and also Ben. Okay.

I'm gross. Yeah. Okay, that works. What else do we got? Supply and demand, more like a meal's demand of my dreams. Wow, okay, where's this coming from, really? Ben supplies me with the nightmares.

Oh, man, is it the mustache? Bull market? More like I can't believe this guy's body. You guys saw this, great. Okay, unbelievable. And I can't bear the sight of your face. Damn. Damn.

GME stocks, more like GIMME, EMIL. Give me a meal. OK. You got me. I'm starting to go around on Stanford. What else is there? Oh, just around it all out. I wish Emil and I would have some SEC.

You know what I'm saying? And we could make some, yeah, we would have. Yeah. It makes some gross domestic product. Together, we could make some gross domestic product. And as for pink sheet stocks, I have some pink sheets after he's. BEEP.

Baby. GAY. No, no. No. What? No. That's gonna, I think we're gonna have to use the bleep feature for the very first.

William. I think we're gonna bleep a lot of the stuff. What? William. Stinky worms, I cannot share my knowledge. William. a lot of this. Wow, that's really stinky worms. I cannot share my knowledge. That's a shit. Centuries of knowledge will be in first.

That's not that kind of show. I wanted to fly on the most expensive, best seat you could fly in, which at the time is so please. Can I also tell people that you're a bit of a plane guy? Yeah, I love airplanes. He's like, if you walk around with Ben, like I'll just point at this guy and go like, oh, that's a B60, whatever.

And you just, B60, come on. Okay, see, this is a plane guy. I messed it up and he couldn't let it go. They all Boeing all start with seventh. Okay, so anyway. There was one. There was one flight in particular that I wanted to do because you got two flights for the price of one and it was specifically

the Emirates, which is a Middle Eastern. It's like, I don't know what they're where they're based out of Dubai or something. United Arab Emirates. It's like one of the nicest luxury airlines even in coach. Like you're it's very very nice. But the flight specifically from Tokyo to Los Angeles is the longest one you can do for one ticket. Because it doesn't just go from Tokyo to Los Angeles. It goes in the other direction, it goes west, it goes Tokyo to Dubai, where you have a free stopover,

and then Dubai onto L.A. So I wanted to do that, because like I said, I wanted to fly first class, freaking twice for the price of one ticket It was like 15 hours from Tokyo to Dubai, 24 hour layover in Dubai, and then like 17 or 18 hours from Dubai. So this thing that doesn't sound fun to most people, spending basically two days on a plane. Yeah, oh, I was thrilled to be on belief. Yeah, I got to spend, I spent a day in Dubai for my, I think it was my 30th birthday.

I flew in a gyro copter. It was cool. 24 hours there. I went to the top of the Burj Khalifa. It was nice. The cool thing about flying Emirates First Class and there are so many, the first class lounge at the Dubai airport is like, it's its own terminal.

They've got amazing food. You get a free massage. I went and got a massage for like 30 minutes and you get your own special ramp to board the plane. Wow, look at you, your fancy boy. But what sucked is, so this is one of the things that you can do that, I mean, it is no longer, but this is how I got that flight.

A lot of airlines are part of, like, not coalitions, but that's for like nations. Conglomerates? Not conglomerates, but like groups. Like the American Airlines and British Airways and something else, they're part of like the one world group. Okay. And then there's others.

But the way that you could do this was with Alaska Airlines cards or miles because Alaska and Emirates are part of the same group. And if you got 90,000 Alaska miles, you could use those to make this flight. And you could get those Alaska miles like that because you could get a personal card and you could get a business card. Oh, my God, you look at me when you say this. Go ahead, look off camera, look at it. So you could get, so I got the personal Alaska card

and the business card, both had a sign up bonus of like 40,000 points and then with the manufactured spending at Target or whatever it was, I got the 90,000 miles and I was like, hot diggity, I'm gonna book this flight sometime soon and I waited too long. And then I check back and they had, this happens, you gotta be careful.

They will change their like ratio or whatever their redemption rates. They doubled it to 180,000. And I was like, God, dammit. How am I gonna come up with 90,000 more Alaska miles? More skinnly. More skinnly. Fortunately.

There was another scare. Bank of America had a very relaxed policy on how many cards you could get in a certain amount of time. So I got like two more personal cards. And I went to Target and I did my thing and I got the 180,000 miles and I booked the ticket. It was like a $15,000 ticket

and it cost me a hundred dollars. And I was very, very excited. And cost me $100 and I was very, very excited. And part of the reason why I was excited is because I wanted to make a video of this first class experience. And for those of you who don't know, like a vlog?

Yes, like a vlog. I wanted to, I wanted to lampoon Kacey Nystats first class video. He had a very, very, very popular video of him flying in this exact seat, not the exact seat, but first class on an Emirates plane. And his whole thing was, you know, it's like 12 minutes and he's going through all the details of what you get on there.

And it's great, it's great video. But I felt like there's a comedic opportunity for here, for me here, to take advantage of, because I'm doing this same flight. What can I do? And... What did you do, babe? Well, let's just, let's watch the video a little bit.

We got the video here. This is me walking. It's like five in the morning or something. I am, I must have looked. Yeah, I'm about to board the plane. I set up my little tripod. Yeah, how did you do this? I just set up a little tripod and then I'm walking in.

Look at the red carpet you get to walk on. Yeah, it's literally a red carpet. Here you are. Wow, that is a nice plane. The guy said, yeah, you get a little, you get a little bit. There's looks like a Rolls Royce. Yeah, here, pause it please.

There's, you're in, you're in. Look at this. You're in a little like, it's like a little apartment. All the fixtures, it's like perfect glossed wood green. It's like a Rolls Royce. It is beautiful. It's gorgeous. You have three windows to yourself. There's a little mini bar top shelf liquor like Johnny Walker, whatever the most expensive one is the blue label. I was just drinking and I'm eating this delicious food. Do you got a little drunk? Oh God, baby, you bet I got drunk.

And I don't like that face. I was a little drunk and I'm enjoying myself. I'm drinking Scott's. He's a fuck there. Yeah, because it's so good. Look at me in my little unit. Okay, so is it all just this? You're just sitting there?

Of course, I only had Dom Perenion champagne, which means nothing. All right, pause it here. This is... Going to take a piss. This is integral. So, Casey Neistat's thing is he sits down in this particular position that I then emulated and he says, oh yeah, I, you know, I'm in the bathroom. I only have five minutes of running water, but I have 30 minutes in the bathroom. So then he just like checks out all the amenities. And I thought, you know what's an even better bit is to bathroom. What was that?

Nothing. That would be a great bit to do a meal, but no, I did not crank hog. I thought, you know what's really funny, because I'm a little drunk sitting in the seat. I'm like, oh man, I'm in there naked. Of course, that's it. That's what I got to do. I got to get naked. So do we have the audio with this? It's time.

I can't wish. I've got my body. I've got my champagne. I'm ready to get naked. Whoa. It's time. I've got my body, I've got my champagne. I'm ready to get naked. Whoa! It's a little bit dirty. I brought my five minutes running water.

Why are you sitting on the ground? Because that's what Casey did. Oh, okay. So you got to know the source material. Yeah. I'm going to get naked. Yep. So then I'm stripping down my pants.

He's doing tippy taps. I'm doing tippy taps in my stupid socks. He was a carpeted in there. No, but it's a warm, it's a heated floor. He's right. Ticking the shower in an airplane is really cool. But what I think is even cooler is being fully naked on a airplane. I'm rubbing down my chest.

He's nice body. He's fully naked on an airplane. Drinking or what I say. Good shoulder definition. He's really good. Well, it's very, very good. So we're getting a lot of turbulence. I'm rubbing I'm rubbing down my chest nice body Good shoulder definition So we're getting a lot of turbulence And we're rocking around I'm sitting on the toilet naked It's pretty great. For example. It's a cross section of the airplane. You'd see hundreds of people,

milling about, sleeping, eating, and then you'd see me, a naked man in the bathroom. 40,000 feet in the air, and I'm new to his health. You'll be on his plane nose. Not even the captain knows I'm naked. And he's supposed to be in charge of the damn airplane. Okay, Todd, wait.

What does he know? There's a fully naked man in the bathroom. How did you get all these shots in 30 minutes? I was rushing around naked in this bathroom, setting up my little tripod and taking sips of champagne and I'm like, what can I do? What can I do? Okay, put on the, I put on the little shower cap right here

and I'm filing my nails. And yeah, I kept trying to, I was repeating myself so much because I wanted to have so much footage. And I was like, I'm naked. The captain doesn't know I'm naked and blah, blah, blah. Just stupid. Not even enjoying myself. I wasn't enjoying myself, but you know, I'm rushing.

And it was a bumpy ride. But we hit, and one of the things I was also doing was, okay, what's a funny comedic thing you can do while naked on a plane? Oh, I know. I'll do yoga poses because that's funny and then things will hang down and what kind of things are hanging. My stock and bonds, if you will, my stock and bonds were. So you did some yoga poses? So I did some yoga poses,'s that's when the turbulence around then is when the turbulence got real bad and and just roll the clip we'll walk you through it so

here's me doing something makes this nothing beats this just just yep I just keep I keep talking about how naked I am I do want to say over I do want to say I've seen your stock in bonds and this is a is a generous black box they put up it does not need to be this big yeah well you know you're right so I'm still oh Jesus God what am I doing this is humiliating but I don't care it's the human experience this is this is the human experience. This is the human experience. Yeah, me now doing a jig in my breasts are bump jumping up and down and I just have the worst form. You're standing.

Oh my god. You gotta make it stop. Okay, here we go. Here's the big, listen. Try to do some kind of warrior. Run it. Oh my god. Try to do the warrior of warrior of Brandon Oh my god Try to do the warrior pose

and we hit such bad turbulence that some perfume fell over trainically The floors are heated Just good on my bare ass Here's where it really hits And I'm like grabbing on trying to hold on The rattling is so Like grabbing on the whole The rattling is

My champagne is absolutely like sloshing over. And I have to crouch down and I'm holding on. The camera in front of my naked body, then it comes down. That's a baby, it's just part of the experience. Did you ever take a shower? Yeah, I took a shower. All right, cut it, please. I can't see any more of this.

I get stock lawsuit paperwork all the time from Penny's stocks that I bought. Do you really? Yeah, I got one that I got to fill out for this weed stock that went under called Can Trust. And I gotta, I might make some money on that. Yeah, I don't think you'll be getting any letters like that from cryptos.

No. In some of the articles, they were talking about how it's, the mindset that a lot of these crypto creators have of these, no regulations leads to them often not reaching out to regulators for helping these situations. So they just kind of eat the loss. Yeah. That's, I mean, it sucks. There's nobody that you can call. There's nobody that you can complain to.

There's no insurance. You know what one company did, one exchange. It was one of the ones where it was like over $100 million. And they, I don't know if it was like reverse psychology or what, but they basically said, they were like, no no this is a good thing Thank you for the to this white hat hacker because he exposed a Chink in our armor. Oh, I see why don't you guys hack some other cool shit though. Yeah, FBI go Neo on it like the NSA

Hack that shit release the JFK papers. Yeah, what are you doing get us pictures of the aliens? I don't care about the aliens. Just don't please don't hack me, okay? I actually I'd like to see the aliens if there's pictures. I want to see them. I Want to see the aliens. I bet they are humanoid looking. I Don't they're cool looking. I don't think aliens have come here. What if a really hot alien a smoking hot alien was like, please fuck me. I Am Gleep Glarp I think I'd say sure but maybe just don't talk that voice is a little No it's Gleep Glarp please

Please no we don't need to talk Gleep Glarp I need your sperms Gleep Glarp You're ruining this room. Oh man, I got a story that I cannot tell on here. Is it about fucking an alien? No, it's not about fucking an alien. Anyway, I wanted to talk about this piece of shit whose, it's big news in the crypto community right now, in particular the NFT community. This guy's Twitter handle is Beanie Maxi.

Have you seen this guy? He's, how do I describe him? He's, well, he's a piece of shit, but he's just cute as a button. I mean, he's plush. He's, I'm really torn because you look at him and you're like, oh man There's no way with with eyes like that beady little eyes and soft skin a beanie baby. I mean Maybe Am I describing a beanie baby?

He is cute. Look at that look at that green skin. I Like tie tag and everything. I like the cut of your gym beanie. Yeah.. Oh that thing with gleevegloop. That was nothing, baby. No, what that's done. How can you say? Gleevegorp. Gleevegorp. I told you I love you. I'm going back to my planet. Good. This was always the problem. Gleevegorp 5. You're so mouthy, Gleevegorp.

is the problem. Gleepglorp 5. You're so mouthy, Gleepglorp. You don't know what this mouth could do. You never gave me a chance. No one will ever love Gleepglorp. Gleepglorp's together strong. Anyway, we should probably wrap it up. I don't know.

The guy makes $100,000 walking dogs. Good for him. That was another thing we were gonna talk about. The guy got to pick up a ton of dogs shit, I'll tell you, because they show a picture of him walking like eight dogs. And yeah, that begs the question, how do you pick up? Honestly, that sounds like a nice life. I'd love to just make a six figures walking dogs.

Yeah, what's better than that? I mean, I don't know how you don't get the leashes tangled. I don't know how the dogs all get along. I would get a cool like belt and then like have loops around. There's a photo of. And I would clip all the leashes in and I would just walk around. Yeah, free hands.

There's a photo of a. Hey Barbara, Hey, antitrust. I didn't antitrust. What are you doing down here? Are you wearing them white underwear? Hey, what color you bloomers, antitrust. Harry Potter has a, there's a photo of him on the internet with one of those,

Sporting one of those. With white bloomers? He's not wearing white underwear that I know, but he's got, he's wearing like a belt and he's got a bunch of dogs on his shit. Yeah, and then you, you're walking around the city and you, you run into a, a beautiful woman and your dogs were all tangled around and you go, oh my God, I'm sorry. And then the next thing you know.

You're married, you're married. Yeah, that's how you meet a woman. Yeah, that's how you used to be able to meet a woman. Now you got to meet them in the NFT. Now you think you found the perfect woman, it's this almost otherworldly creature. You've never seen anything like it, right? And you're like, I need to talk to this woman

and then she opens her mouth and you find out it's some kind of I am a Gleeve Lord. We've got to go. Please. It's not going to work. It's really. Please, but I love you. I noticed that you were following someone new on Instagram. Who is she? Please tell me it's beanie. You know, beanie be yeah, but you said that you guys were just friends Could you just try to change your voice a little with that work? I will try let me hear it. Can you say this better? It's a little better. Is this better? Oh good boy This is a bad this is the worst bit ever. AAPL, Apple had their earnings last week and it's bananas how much money they make.

They pulled in in three months. This is just, it's kind of insane how, not kind of, it's absolutely bananas how much money Apple makes. 123.9 billion dollars in revenue in three months. 34 billion dollars in profit. That's just 34 billion dollars in three months. $34 billion in profit. That's just $34 billion in three months Apple pure profit.

Like it's just, their margins are 43.8%. It's just, they are just, they print fucking money. They just fucking, they have so much money. It's, I wish Steve Jobs was here to see it. Steve Job. Steve Job. R.B. Steve Job. Alright B Steve job Warren Buffett bought so this is kind of an interesting thing Warren Buffett bought Apple in

2016 bought Apple stock about Apple stock between 2016 and 2018 and so many people were like Jesus Christ talk about buying the top my man Yeah, talk about buying near the top. Warren Buffett, you're buying Apple at all time highs. And Buffett was like, I'm just trying to get some top. He's just trying to get some of that cherry coke money because the old geezer loves cherry coke. But Warren Buffett made over $120 billion, $120 billion from his purchase.

Good for him. Fucking, he needed a win. Oh, you know who got absolutely fucking crushed also this week? PayPal. 20% they got the beat over on declining payments volume. You know who was humiliated? Ha ha ha!

Who was humiliated? My boy Jim Kramer. Jim Kramer. Jim Kramer said, quote, the reason I'm gonna try to do Jim Kramer voice, the reason why it's sinking the way that it is, is because people don't know what the multiples should be because the credibility of the company is so shot.

That's pretty good. Yeah, thanks. PayPal now plans to adjust its customer acquisition and engagement strategy, which will hinder its ability to meet its longer term customer account goals. Did I see this coming? Absolutely not.

Cramer said, adding that he was 100% wrong. He said that he thinks- That's what I should name his show. What, 100% wrong. Ha ha ha ha. He thinks PayPal sellers are willing to sell at any level because the company has lost all Credibility and he says I never want to hear about PayPal again. Their credibility is done the stock isn't half They didn't tell us how slow things are. It's a disgrace. You know

You know, you know, you know what's a disgrace? What? Oh my god. Could the audio listen to those demos? Scraver? Scraver. Kim Kramer. That's where the guy Kramer. You balled at it for you. You know what's a disgrace? You and your reputation is now in the sugar, along with PayPal shares.

Listen, pal, you're gonna have to pay after what I'm done when I get done with you, okay? Cuz I'm gonna come and I'm gonna squeeze your pencil, Nick. And I'm gonna rub your little ball head until you cry to mommy about how much money you lost. You wanna talk to him about credibility? Huh? How about you losing all the credibility in the world? Retour me, share. Please people. Wait, and they come out. You interviewed the CEO of November

and you feel like it was safe, but it wasn't. Terry, you see? It's because you don't know. All right. You say get that damn thing off my sheet. You know who's gonna be saying to get off their sheet? You're a liar. But you don't want to fuck you. Did I? Because you're a piece of crap.

Claim it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I spit all over you. I don't want to fuck you Cuz you're a piece of crap Sorry I spit all over you You better watch yourself boy Come here for you when I get you in that ring There's no tearing what's going on Oh I'd like to apologize apologize You got the you got the best body in finance. I'll tell you what oh

Man, well now I have a headache. Do you? Yeah. Ha ha ha. Oh. Oh. Okay, well. Well, I hope that was worth it. Suck shit, Jim Kramer. Isn't there supposed to be another person here? Yeah, it's a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g So what's it like being a corporate real being? He's a little bit shy. It's okay

Whoa Hey, I was watching you I was watching you upstairs talking to the empty chair and figured Look at that smooth feathered hair. Oh, thank you. Yeah Folks, you get a blowout for us? I did not. No, this is all natural. Amazing. Wow, not a single gray and all that stress over the last few years. Seriously.

I've got grays, what's my excuse? Bad genetic test. You're not looking close enough. I'm sure I have a bunch in there. Do you color? No. Okay. Yeah.

I got tons of gray. And you do. And you're younger than you. Yeah, you're what, 37? 34. 34. Damn. Wait, am I 34?

Yeah. Wouldn't you birthday? February 13th. Oh my God, it's 35. Oh my God, it's 35. Wait. Oh. We're not going to sing Happy Birthday.

We don't have to do that. Yeah, you don't have to do that. Welcome to the show. We are a bit of an unconventional show, as I'm sure you've probably been briefed. We are a Christian podcast, so we would like to start with a prayer if you wouldn't mind. Just humorous. Thank you.

Lord, we hope that you bless this podcast. Make it fucking, sorry, make it good. Make us look like professionals and not idiots. Please bless Vlad too. Make sure that he doesn't say anything stupid. Doesn't say anything stupid. We'll take care of that part. Make it funny.

Make it funny. Please help protect us from Vlad's bodyguards. Yeah, yeah, that part especially. It's quite scary. And your compliance team. And our compliance team. My eyes should be closed. Vlad, anything to add? No, I think let's just let's make it great. Yeah, I agree with that. Okay. Thank you for having me here. I love LA. Beautiful weather. Beautiful people,

including you too. beautiful weather, beautiful people, including YouTube. Okay, cool. Can I get an amen? Amen. Amen, very much. I mean, Robin Hood is- You can look right into the camera too. And apologize if you'd like. Yeah, the camera, not the screen. Um, I think if we look back on it,

Robin Hood is all about the individual investor. We don't want anyone to feel left behind. If we look back on it, Robinhood is all about the individual investor. We don't want anyone to feel left behind. We think January 28th was an example of what happens when millions of people can access the markets and exercise their right to democratically vote for the companies they believe in. That's what Robinhood is all about. It's democracy and capitalism in one. So, you know.

It was a perfect day new maw of, they got to show you, yes, we're just like American democracy where your vote doesn't really matter. You do have a gift for you. It is a hat that says, oops, sorry about that. Because, you know know you've been on an apology tour sort of and there have been mistakes and I think anytime you need to you know you could just you could just I don't know if I would call it an apology

tour but I do like the hat oops yeah I really need to get a subscription to Lids because God almighty did they get a lot of money for me when I go and make these stupid little fucking hats? Yeah, I wasn't sure how big for me. Oh, it's big for you. You'll grow into it. Oh, God. Just a couple more hands-on deck events. Okay, my brain will expand. Push out my skull.

I was gonna say, you got a pretty big head on you. And I mean, cause that's, that's okay for me to say that, cause I have a huge head. I don't know. I mean, you have a big head. I'm gonna have a head. It's seven and three quarters,

but you look good on it. Thank you. Oops. Sorry about that. Yeah. Oops, sorry about that. Sorry about that. Yeah.

I gotta ask you. Okay, so I have a few things to wrap up here. First of all, how fucking pissed are you at, Bayju? Is that his name? Yeah, his hands so I have a few things to wrap up here. First of all, how fucking pissed are you at Bayju? Is that his name? His hands, I have been included. So, according to the internet, have a little bit more money than you. A lot of bit more money.

But like, he just, yeah, buddy, you, you, and to that effect, a lot of people hate you and are mad at you and whatnot. Why not just quit? Just say, okay, fuck it, I'm outta here. And let me pitch you on this because if you were to quit, and I'm not encouraging you to, this is just my idea, and I am dead serious.

If you were to quit, it would be, it would probably give an immediate boost to the stock. You'd make immediate money. Everybody would make me money. New leadership, we're putting all that stuff behind us. Your wife would probably be relieved because I'm sure she doesn't like, you'd make immediate money. Everybody would make new leadership. We're putting all that stuff behind us. Your wife would probably be relieved because I'm sure she doesn't like no more 5.3 AM calls. Seriously. And like, it could be no more all hands on deck, some hands on deck.

It could be like Papa John's. Papa John's when Papa John left and I'm not comparing you to him, but they brought in Shaq. Everybody loves Shaq. You get Charles Barkley in there, something like that. And baby, you could watch, like own it. You can add a second B to Robinhood with ROBB Robinhood. Like you're, well, that might imply that you're Robin. That's true. I don't think that's really what they're trying to do. But you're, you're a dominoes. You're too great. Right. Another pizza pizza analogy. Dominos. When they added the M when they did double M, Dominos, they, they, they didn't, when Robin Hood Bayer, when Dominos said our pizza sucks ass and we're going to change, they're one of the best performing stocks the last decade.

Yeah. Have you considered just quit? You know, you can just quit. Why take the, the, the, the shellac and drive. It's about, shut up. Well, it's really about the mission, right? I mean, we have a goal That we think we're in the very early stages of but could it be carried out without you of getting everyone in the world to be investors

And we're only in the US we have a relatively small set of products a lot ambition, a lot of things that we're working on. And I care about that just incredibly deeply. Right, I had dinner with... But so what if that goal was easier to achieve without you? Well, I don't know if he... I had dinner. Who did you have dinner with? I had dinner with a friend last night. And he was telling me about how he started using Robinhood, right?

And he walked into his bank to talk to a financial advisor. He said, listen, I'm not an expert in these things. I want you to talk to me like, I don't know anything. And tell me how I should manage my finances. And you know, what happened was he got talked to and lots and lots of people, by the way, have this experience where their financial advisors or their people at their banks make them feel stupid. And he opened up a Robinhood account. And we made it accessible. We made him feel like he could do this.

And he became an investor. And I think there's tens of millions of people that we have to reach in the US. Can I stop you for one second? Hundreds of millions outside, and we're just nowhere close to it. I know you're here to make this pitch, but that's like a very nice anecdotal story.

But I'm sorry, there's a ton of other anecdotal stories of people getting way and over their head on these things. And it sucks because we're out of time, and I would love to talk so much more about come back anytime. Yeah. And so make a check. I would just say it's back to my point. We believe in democracy.

So yes, we need more education. We need more tools. But I want to I want to build a world where everyone has access. Nobody's left behind. I want to build a world where everyone has access. Nobody's left behind, and it's not just the rich people that can invest their money and access all of these sophisticated tools. You sound like a politician a little bit when they're talking about access to healthcare. It's like, buddy, you sure?

But like, you got to give me the fucking shit so I can go to the doctor. Sure. I mean, I hate the word access for some reason. It's just this triggering. Well, I have one final question. It's a bit more fun. Famously in the Bible, God presented himself to Moses in the form of a burning bush and he granted him three wishes.

If God were to present himself in the form of Jared Leto right here, and were to grant you one wish, well, because he is the second coming to a lot of people. We've seen him in person. He's beautiful. You would be beautiful guys. Beautiful guy. I mean, his eyes are so deep set. Unreal. Yeah, but if he were to appear here and grant you one wish, what would that wish be? Everyone being an investor.

That's it. That's your one wish. Jesus. Funny. That's the right answer. We would have accepted peace in the Middle East. You could have said, Jesus, that's the right answer. We would have accepted peace in the Middle East. You could have said, real care for all redistributed wealth, so they don't need to do these jobs. Or how about one million dollars? Cut out the mail man.

What a selfish answer, Vlad. I don't think it's a selfish answer at all. I think actually the more people own the economy and the world around them, the better and more stable the world will be Well, hi everybody. Welcome to the Trillionaire mindset We've got a bit of an unconventional start here because we are unfortunately waiting for Ben He's a he's stuck in traffic somewhere on the 405, I think

but we we have a special guest today and I know he's only got a little bit of time So we're just gonna go ahead and get started without Ben. I hate to do this because I'm sure he's, he would be thrilled to talk to this man. We've, we've got Jeff Bezos here to, he, he has a new project. He wants to promote and he wants to, he wants to do a trillionaire mindset exclusive. So here we are, Jeff. Thank you for coming. Thank you for having me.

It's an honor to be here on your show. I understand that you've got very limited time available, but so do I. And I just thought it would be great to come out and promote the new project that I'm working on. Thank you, sure, we're happy to have you. Thank you so much. Your name again, remind me please. I'm a you. Thank you so much. Your name again remind me please.

I'm a meal. Are you a prime subscriber? My brother is. Okay. So kind of. Does that mean that you share password? Look Jeff, let's not get into that all that. Because that would be alright.

I just wanted to thank you. But in this case, I'd like to extend my thanks to your brother for being a prime subscriber. I'll pass it along. I tip my hat to him. In fact, I'm just going to leave my cowboy hat off because we are indoors after all. Sure.

I'm not without my manners. So the reason that I'm here. You're here to promote a project. Yes. I'm very excited about it. I wanna say this. So most people don't know or rather most people Praise me for having a long-term goal. For example, in 2001 at the height of the dot com bubble bursting

Amazon dot com shares had fallen 85 percent But we didn't falter and we focused on the long-term goal of getting more subscribers and just being an awesome company So now but the goal was to always make enough money to be able to bring peace and unity to all of mankind Always since day by. Yes, when you were like I want to all of mankind. Always, since day, all of it. Yes. When you were like, I want to sell books online. Yes. It was just the means to a bigger thing. Okay.

Because I love my fellow man. And everybody always says, Jeff, you could solve world hunger. You could solve homelessness. Correct. But my goal is bigger than that. Because you can solve homelessness and hunger, but you still have war and I my goal Is to create the Jeff Bezos moon shrine to unite humanity and that has been my soul focus Not only during my final twilight years at Amazon calm, but now with blue origin and my in my immense wealth, I have a plan to unite humanity with this moon shrine.

You're gonna unite humanity with a moon. Is this some kind of shrine on the moon? This is exactly what it sounds like. Yes. Yes. You're very smart, Camille. Are you sure you wouldn't rather be an engineer or something at Amazon? Oh, I think I'm okay here. Well, shoot. Looks like we missed out on some crime talent with you. Really good, Jeff. Thank you. Anyway, so I'd like to walk you through my, my plan here. So I've prepared this, there's, it's brief, a brief slideshow. There's only about five slides. Now, did you make this or did you have some kind of a lackey over it? Oh, I had a, oh, one a one of my employees make it for me.

You keep almost slipping when you say employees. No, I don't think that that's accurate. Okay. But let's please look at the first slide. Let's see what we got here. So, you're the blueprints for the shrine. As you can see, that's the moon. And then we've got the shrine with some horns

because I'm very into animals. And I believe animals are just as much a part of humanity as humans. Because it is a symbiotic environmental relationship that we all have together. And even though the animals will not have the level of consciousness necessary to understand what's going on, they will be a part of this unification of humanity.

So you can see the A on top of the shrine, which stands for Amazon.com. Yes. Yes. And then so is this an ad? No. No. No. But so we've got our shrine and it's within a glass dome and

At the entrance of the glass dome is a decompression chamber because upon I am going to be setting foot on the moon, okay, right and Obviously, I'm going to have to remove my space suit for for what comes next. Why what comes next? Well, first I want to walk you through the rocket. So there's the rocket. Can we go back just for our Audio listeners you have a Almost like a pyramid with horns coming out some kind of pagan star maybe and I don't know Jeff has also just put and I don't know, Jeff has also just put air or something else. I just like to start.

So there's no ulterior motives. But what is the yeah? The yeah? Well, oh, that's just, that's the part of the symbol for the amazon.com logo. Okay. It's called the yeah. Okay.

So anyway, the next slide, please. This is the rocket, the tip of which carries the pod for me and the yeah. Okay. So anyway, the next slide please. This is the rocket, the tip of which carries the pod for me and the payload. Please next slide please. The pod, as you can see, will contain only myself and my sex robot. You have a sex robot? Yes, yes.

We, you'll understand in a moment. So, as you can see, the robot is next to me and has killer lips. Big full lips. Yeah, it's kind of off-putting. Yeah, well, I would agree. But I've become quite accustomed to it because I've been working with my robotics department to develop this robot for the last decade. It's strictly for fucken.

Yeah, it's cost me about 20 billion dollars. 20 billion on just a about you could fuck. It takes a, well, you can't fuck it yet, but you can fuck it's mouth. Anyway, so I'll be going up in the pod with my sex robot. Please next slide, please. And now for the ritual. So you're familiar with all the different types of nuts, right?

And I'm not. No, no, no, no. No. No. No. Good guess. No, I'm talking about, you know, your first time masturbating, that's a special kind of nut. That's the origin nut.

Oh, coming. You're talking about coins. Yes. Hell yes. So I'm not gonna bore you with the details, as I'm sure your audience is familiar with all the various types of nuts. Trust me, alright.

Yeah. Very familiar. So, what's going to happen is, I'm going to nut on the moon in front of the whole world. Okay, I call it the Angels nut. Okay. The Angels nut, because I'm a man of considerable wealth, I no longer... I no longer... Pull out the nut myself, so to speak.

What do you mean? I no longer self, you can't come. Well, I don't do it myself, because why would I, when I could just, when I could have a robot, or my wife, or any of, any of number of my employees? Man, people just don't wanna work anymore. People, well, that's debatable. But anyway, the ritual will be that the robot will get down,

as you can see, the robot will be on a knees, assuming the position. What? I wish there wasn't a graphic displays of it, but well, thank you for bringing that. The image is meant to help paint a mental image of what's going to happen And how it's going to unite humanity when I engage in the angels. No, okay

All of human it will be broadcast as you can see on the next slide It will be broadcast worldwide for everyone to see and my reasoning behind it is because listen Pleasure is the ultimate human experience. Would you agree? I know. Yeah, sure. Thank you. I would agree.

You're scaring me a little bit, so I don't want to say it. Don't be frightened. There's nothing to be afraid of, but I believe that engaging in the most pleasurable experience in front of all of humanity at the hands of the most expensive sex robot, at the mouth, I should say, of the most expensive sex robot. You're not even gonna have the vagina ready for this thing? There is no vagina.

There's just a mouth. Is it because it's kind of a genderless, it's because the robot has to spit. Okay, yeah, maybe you can hang on. Just okay, so it's going to be a sucking thing. Yes, there's going to be a hot plate. A hot plate? A hot plate. So just to recap here, you're going to fly to the moon, you're going to land on the moon.

Yes. And you're going to enter into your domed shrine. Yes. And take off domed shrine. Yes. And take off your space seat. Correct. And you're gonna have a sex robot with you this whole time. Yes. More of a blowjob robot if you ask me. Hell yes.

Ha ha. Ha ha ha. And then what happens? You're laying down in front of the shrine? Yes, I'll be assuming the position, again, for all the world to see. Sure. And the angel's nut will make everyone say, wow, for all the world to see. And the angels not will make everyone say,

wow, if that's possible, what else can we do here on Earth? Do you understand? Not really, but... That is upsetting. Oh, that was the end of it. Pretty much. Jeff. Yes? You think you're gonna inspire billions of people by going

to get sucked off on the moon by a robot? Do you have any better suggestions? Invest in Earth. This is an investment in Earth. Everyone will be witnessing it. It's the most beautiful experience a human being can have. And for all the world to see it once, they'll all be united at once. So why does the robot have to suck? Why can't you fuck? Because that's so expensive. Do you have any idea the costs associated with creating sex parts on a robot? I figured 20 billion could buy you a robot, see?

Well, you don't really know much about robotics or the finance system. I'm surprised that you can let you have this show. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I've got to go on to many other shows. Yes, I don't want to be a naysayer. Okay. I just don't know if this is going to have the effect that you think it is. Well, they doubted me when we, they doubted me when we first launched Prime. I said, who's going to pay $120 per year for two-day shipping?

And I said, just you watch. Hey, you might be right. You came to me in like 1995 and said, I'm going to sell books on the internet and I said just you watch. Hey, you might be right. You came to me in like 1995 and said, I'm gonna sell books on the internet. I said, buddy, hit the bricks. They also said the same thing about that show, that hit show we had, Stinky Baby. That is true.

Were you involved in green lighting Stinky Baby? Hell yes. Hell yes, Stinky Baby is one of our best media properties. I hear the horn. Yeah, I think you're suburban might be a hunking horn. Horn me. So we'll tap. Yes? I want to thank you for coming by and giving us this is exclusive.

Namaste to you. And into your co-host, your absent co-host. I really wish he could have been here. I know he would have had some questions for you. Please send him my regards. And look, I know I said I'm not the biggest believer, but I hope it goes over like gangbusters. Thank you. Well, that's not the only type of busting to be taking place. That I can assure you. Anyway, I really appreciate your time. And once again, I thank you for being a prime subscriber. My brother. Oh, your brother. Right. Correct.

Anyway, thank you for listening to my presentation and be sure to tune in in exactly one month when I'll be launching to the full moon. You know I'll be watching you get sucked off. Okay, I'll tell you one thing, I won't be able to turn away, but I don't know if it's going to inspire me, but I'll be watching. I think that you'll be surprised. What is something you would tell your 25 year old self, not finance-related?

Stop crying. Yeah, I would say the opposite of what you say to a gay kid in middle school, it doesn't get better. Oh, that's a good one. I do remember specifically where I was, oh man, yeah, my 25 year old self, mine is too specific. I would really say, quick crime and you're gonna be fine, relax.

Oh god, yeah, I was like, horribly, I was going through a bad time at 25. You know what I mean to go first, you wanna go first, I got a good story. I don't know if I wanna tell, well, I can, you can go first. Okay, so 25 years old, I was broke, I was unemployed, I was living at home, I was depressed.

And my girlfriend who I had been broken up with for at that point, I don't know, nine months, maybe a year, maybe, we had been still very much in contact because that's what you do and she I knew she already was seeing someone new but he lived in Florida and I at least was resting assured that like well he lives in Florida there's no way you know what the fuck and it was June of that year whatever year it was when I was 25, and I went to be an Opaer in Madrid with this family, the Spanish family.

That sounds great. Four kids. Super great. Yeah, it was my second time being an Opaer for them. I had done it at one point before. I was gonna be there for like five or six weeks, and on like day three, the parents go out for dinner Leave me with the four kids and I am just like a nervous wreck all or just emotionally. I'm like

Fuck they had a nice little apartment on like the eighth floor of this building They had a great beautiful little patio covered patio and, and it's like 9pm on a Wednesday, and the sunset's super late, you know, at that latitude or whatever. I'm out there and I'm looking at my phone, and I see on Instagram that she posted a photo of a one-way ticket to Florida. I just, oh, panic. Brutal. I'm like, oh, this what the fuck is this? So I call her up on Skype. And she, she basically was like, yeah, I'm moving to go be with the guy. And I was, I was Rob was his name. And Rob Rob who by the way was so hot I remember finding his Facebook page and he's just like he's got a picture of him lifting up his shirt. Oh he's like a Kendall

Perfect guy rich. He was like a pilot. Oh, that's killer for you and Yeah, double killer for me and Not like an airline. He was like in the Air Force like a fighter pilot. Oh, not cool then It but also a private like you had an airplane and stuff. Oh cool again Just like it was comical how much better this guy was than me. He was like 30 also a little bit older and But you were in no pair. Yeah, I had that going for me. They were paying me a hundred bucks a week. But so then she said, I don't want to be rude. I've got to go. I can't talk to you anymore.

Click. I just, I just started crying and the kids come out because they like hear me and the two younger girls didn't speak very much the youngest didn't speak any English second youngest barely spoke any and the two older boys could speak and one the oldest was like Ben what's what is wrong are you crying and then Diego had a raspy voice like, it's okay, da da da da da. Wait, that whole thing is good. One was like 15, Diego was like 12, and- Just trying to console a weeping.

Oh, and I was like, it was like body crying. It was like, it couldn't even fucking breathe kind of crying. And they were, I had stopped my, my, like, my brain and heart had stopped crying, but my body was still crying. And they were like, what, these are wrong. And they weren't French, but you know, what is wrong?

And I just, I tried to explain it in terms that they could understand, like I tried to dumb heart breakdown for them. And I, but I did it through like, sometimes, you really love someone and they you know they don't Love you back. Jesus. I'm getting so sad just Listening to they're all four were like the two of the two of them each side just like you know comforting me and being so sweet Little did I know that I think one was really worried,

or no, that the second, the older girl, Baya went inside and called the parents because she was worried. So she got unbeknownst to me. So then, I, you know, I calmed down and I was fine and I think I like smoked a cigarette and had some ice cream. And then the kids went to bed hours later.

And the parents come home and they're fluent in English and they're just the coolest. And the dad comes in and he's kind of like a tough, stern Catholic, spaniard guy. Uh, he comes in my room, Ben, you okay? And I was like, yeah, what do you mean? He goes, Baya called me when we were dinner. I was trying like a little baby. No, no, no, he spoke better English than that. He said, Baya called me when we were dinner like little baby. No, no, no He spoke better English than that. He said Baya called me when we were dinner. She said you were you were really really upset

And then even him asking me that made me kind of start to well up again And I was like, oh no, I'm fine. I just this girl stuff, you know And he said well, I'm a little worried like she said you were very upset I was like, no, I'm cool. I'm promised he's like, no man. Hold on, no, you try like baby. Again, he didn't beat that poorly. But then, yeah, I then I was stuck there for six fucking weeks. All I wanted to do was go back home and like Start to pick my life back up. I feel like that's a perfect place to be. Like, it is, but it isn't.

It is when you have a career and you're like in a good spot otherwise, but I had nothing good to go back home to. It was like, oh, I gotta go back home. Yeah, but it's just like, just go meet people and- Oh, buddy. Oh, I had sex with one woman and it didn't even happen I wasn't even talking about sex just like oh yeah, but I mean who am I gonna fucking I'm so depressed

I'm depressed out of my mind. Sure. What am I gonna do? I don't know. I feel like sometimes it's better to be away from I don't fucking know so if you're 24 what would I tell my 25 year old self? I was also going through a very similar, it was just fully just the most depressed I'd ever been from heartbreak. And you just got to keep going. But I was in Brooklyn. Yeah.

And I just kept being like, I could just power through this. Yeah. And I lived with roommates and I just didn't want to be like this fucking weepy roommate. And so I would go on these walks and there's nowhere to fucking cry in New York. And I finally found this like street in Brooklyn. So I would just walk around it and when I would get like over around, I would just go,

because it was always pretty empty. There was like warehouses and stuff. And I would just go cry. Yeah. And then I would just go, because it was always pretty empty. There was like warehouses and stuff, and I would just go cry. Yeah, and then I was just crying so much, it was crazy. And I remember I went to go see, I think, padding to it.

No, the new Jurassic Park had just come out. Oh, cool. And I was like, I'll just go see that, I get my mind up. I'm just like crying the whole way through. That's the car. That's the car. I'm like, this is psycho, so I was like, I got to leave. Yeah.

And I remember I went and I was just crying behind the movie theater. And I just thought I was like, I can't do this anymore. And I called my mom. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, I don't know what to do. And they like, I just needed help. They like helped me find therapy and all this stuff. That's good. There's something romantic about being that sad and heartbroken and.

Yeah, cause it means you're feeling. Right. It means you're alive. I think, we are the number one finance podcast. Ben just showed me a text on the table that said you can never trust a Russian, which is crazy. That's certainly not true.

I didn't say that. You can trust them. It's not the people, right? It's like what's happening from a leadership level. Oh, sure, I'm familiar. Well, we have been raised on movies where Russians are the bad guys. Probably not you so much. She's younger than us. Yeah, but they still.

A lot of top's gonna die. She got a lot of, uh, well, I don't want to tell who the bad guys in movies were. We all know who they were. Oh. It shifted to like, then it was like Middle Eastern. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When we were kids, it was like Middle Eastern. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

When we were kids it was like these goddamn ruches. Yeah, well, I'm just thinking of Rocky Three yep, Rocky three they might be four actually, but I'd be four with what's his name? Who in real life? I don't know. I go he's like a scientist. He's super smart. He's sorry. We're leaving Kyle behind here. I know you know No He's sorry, we're leaving. No. Kylo, behind you. I know. You know what it is? No. It happens though. I know, and I don't know why. I'll tell you why, because.

I'll tell you why, because. He said, no, this is so common. What? What? People calling me Kayla. I actually, it was so sad. I wrote a blog post about this when I was in college, because like all the professors would be like Kayla, and I'd be like I'm you know

And I wouldn't crack some of them because it was just so in bear. He called me cute. No, I didn't Well, so it's a it sucks to because I'm sympathetic to that because my name is a meal and everyone gets it wrong and It's a weird. What do they call you? the weirdest thing is that people like is Emile and everyone gets it wrong. And it's a weird thing. What do they call you? The weirdest thing is that people, like they just never see the name EMIL, so they see it. And they just like, their brain just finishes and they go, Emilio, and it's like,

how did you add two letters to it, my guy? They're just like, it must be cut off. Yeah, no, this is really good to spare yourself the embarrassment and the humiliation of getting our guests name wrong It happens to me too Wait so in college people to that do you know? I'm in my whole life. Yeah, my whole life. I've been getting called their own name. Yeah

Same close. It's close. You know, we need to do in in Greece. They have like five names because greasy screen and I remember what they do is they named the first born son after the dad's dad and second born son after the mom's dad. And I remember my parents explaining that my mom explained it to me. I said, but wouldn't everyone just end up having the same name? And she was like, no, no, no, it works out. But then we went to Greece and I was like, literally everyone here is the same name.

There's like five fucking names. It's like Spirited S. Yorgos, P Shirogos, Panioti, like Panioti. Isn't that a bread? Oh, that's, no, Panioti, it's a name. But what's the bread? The one that the Italian's eat. Panicata? Yeah!

Panicata, thanks. You fucking Goomba. I can say that. He can't. It's the bad guys on Mario anyway. The bad guys, it's Super Mario Brothers. Oh, yeah, Gumball, there you go. Oh, I know that was a slur or something. It is a slur.

But I have a tag called Mario. When I go back to New Jersey, my friends are going to be like, you shouldn't let them talk to you like that I've been listening to your show. I don't like the way he talks to you. I lived with an Italian He told me it's fine. There's one word for a time that you can't say. We've gone through this too. I'm so like I'm so worried about him Like we're just leaving. I Feel like I'm like with my aging wife. And I'm just like, yeah, no, there's one you can't really say, honey. Well, so not to jump around, but you know what telemarketers used to get my last name wrong all the time.

My last name is Khan and it's spelled C-A. So oops. C-A-H-N. And they would say Chan. Every time, it's Mr. Chan home. I'm like You don't know you don't know our life. Yeah, I must be tough. Have your name be wrong. Yeah, it must be tough Getting your name mispronounced two days in a row. Yeah, that's why Okay, no, I'm I'm so pissed. I'm so sorry. Why are you pissed?

I'm also pissed. This is humiliating. What are people rooting for in this situation? Yeah. Because what was the big freak out? Oh my god. One guy, I was pissed. The richest guy in the world is going to own Twitter where we all disseminate information and find out about stuff, right? But now people are weirdly rooting for the Delaware chance record to enforce the contract for specific performance to make Elon buy it. I noticed a way that he talks. If you if you watch video of him, he does this thing where he instead of using his top lip against his bottom lip, he uses his top teeth against his bottom lip. So like this, Twitter has a bump problem and I'm not going to purchase Twitter for $44 billion until they fix it up.

It's very subtle, but you get what I'm saying. I don't think I've watched that closely to understand, but it sounded great. Like, piping into here, I was like, Elon's in the room. Some happen to his face over the last 10 years where it looks like he's what surgery. No, it looks like he's got stung by hornets or something.

That's often a side effect of plastic surgery. Face got all swollen up. Possex surgery. He's got to contact that Courtney Kardashian's Chloe Kardashian. Why does she look good? She looks great. Good for her.

Suddenly we pivot to being a gossip right. I feel like I just went to meet my new girlfriend's parents and she's like, all right, I'm gonna go help my mom in the kitchen, I talked to my dad. In the kitchen? Yeah. Ah!

Go on. You feel like you finished the point. And now I'm just listening to him go and they got these lip fillers. Oh the dad, I'm the dad. Yeah. And I go, yeah, I know. So you're fucking my daughter, huh? Yeah, no.

Hey, you've been to an airport lately. You see these Christy Jenna Kardashian ATMs What are these things what are you buying lip gloss you buy lip gloss and an ATM though? That's before you used to have to go to Sears You see Sears was a department store and Yeah, mister they're gone now can't go to Can't go to see, please call me doctor, Mr. Khan.

No, call me, actually call me, call me Steve. Oh, Mike. Call me Brian. Which one is that? Which one is that? You call me Mike or Steve or Brian. Well, Christine said your name was little. Yeah, but you could call me Mike or Steve or Brian. Well, Christine said your name was little. Yeah, but you could call me Doctor.

Or you could call me. Doctor Brian. Doctor Brian. Well, I'm Mr. Predator. That's not what I do if I have a kid. Or dad's just, you know, I'm just gonna be, I'm just gonna fuck with the kid, the prom date or whatever.

Just be like, you can call, I'm gonna talk like that. You can call me whatever you want. Dad, Brian. You know what I like? Like the, you see him go viral of the like, the dads who are proudly like, you know, guns don't people. Fuck.

I'm not even gonna say anything. Yeah? Thank you for nothing. Yeah, no, no. Guns definitely don't people. We're gonna cut it. We're gonna cut it. It's like it never happened.

Guns don't people. People, people. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, call me Mr. Gun. Yeah, yeah. Guns don't't kill my daughter I kill my daughter What guns don't people? Ah

Guns don't kill people Dads with daughters dad's with guns with daughters or whatever people yeah Yeah, it wasn't even worth it, because I, No, but it's a good, you're right though, because it is, it's all encompassing.

It shows that our society is so backwards and also led that was in paint and gasoline in the 80s had a marked effect on brain development. Yeah. Jesus. Also, but mostly the point is just I hate hard ass guys who are like me too. Just be normal.

Yeah, just be normal. All right folks, we don't know where Ben is, so I'm being told to just go ahead and get started and he will hopefully he'll jump in when he's ready. God knows what that man is up to. I know he's a little bit bummed about some Tesla stuff. He's gonna tell us about, but I guess we'll just get started. The big news here is Joe Biden is COVID everybody.

You know, here at the Trillionaire mindset, we're wishing Joe a speedy recovery. Yeah, we hope Joe's got some good TV shows to watch in isolation right now. I don't know what he's watching. Maybe he's catching up with stranger things. Oh, let's see, we're getting a phone go here. Who gets?

Ben, hello? Emil. Yeah, what's up? Hey, it's Ben. Hey, Ben, where are you, pal? I'm a little bit of a sticky situation. Why are you talking so quiet? Because I have to be quiet. I am, uh, okay.

You're not gonna believe this, but I am in the closet. What closet? In Joe Biden's White House bedroom. You're in Joe Biden's? Oh man! What? Ben. Sorry, I have to be really quiet. Joe Biden is like, he's just walking around

with no bottoms on and it's really... Well, he's so cute. He's probably hot. Yeah, I mean, it is really hot over here, but I, uh... Okay, so what are you doing in Joe Biden's bedroom? Okay, well, so you know how inflation is really fucked up right now and it's really high. Yeah. Well, toilet paper is super expensive

And you know how I want to talk to you. Oh, I know It's like it's so it's more expensive than gas So I thought you know if I use my miles to fly out to DC. It's actually cheaper. It's actually not a bad idea The White House keeps the shit stocked. I mean they've got like reserves Just like strategic toilet paper reserves So I yeah, I felt like they were coven stockpile Jesus I'm just filling up bags just as much as my arms can carry and then the news comes out and they fucking usher I'm in here and now I'm stuck in the closet dude. I don't know what to do. Well you got to get back here

We gotta show them Well you gotta get back here. We gotta get back here. My stomach's killing me. I got anxiety poops coming. Don't worry about it. I'm gonna figure something out alright. Okay, I think of something cuz I mean if he comes in here I'm dead. I'm dead. He's gonna call the scene. I can't believe he's just in there winning the pooing. I know. I know. Help me. Alright but.

Alright I know. Help me. All right, but okay. All right, I gotta think of something here. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP That's corn pop. Corn pop, how's it going? Corn pop, there's no way. There's no way. Corn pop, I thought you died. No, no, no, I'm still kicking pop. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, I heard the news. I heard you were doing a little too much

fist bump and in handshake in there. I saw you in the radio. Yeah. How you holding up? Yeah, well, you know, I was like, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I'm flaying. Before we were in a South Arabia,

I had a head on. Yeah, no, I know, I saw it, got him, got him, got him, plane. Forward to a Saudi Arabia. Yeah, no, no, a Saudi Arabia. With MBS, I have a game of fist bump and a game of big kiss on the cheek. People weren't happy about it. And it came back and it gave me a no-swab. I already had COVID-19 COVID-19 in 2022. Yeah, I guess you did there, Pat. Hey, look, I got you a little pick me up, all right? Yeah, so I heard you were feeling sick. Yeah, sure guess you did there, okay. Hey look I got you a little I got you a little pick me up

Yeah, so I heard you're feeling sick And I bet a bit a bit doctor jails being a little strict with diet right I bet and what are you craving huh you craving ice cream Huh look I got you something but I'm gonna need you to go downstairs and get it. I'm gonna need you to you're gonna have to slide past security All right, cuz there's a delivery coming five tubs your favorite That's right Yeah, I love ice cream. I love putting ice cream in the cone. I love it. I hold my hand. I love a nice See if you could put some see if you could put some pants on before you get out there, but if not just go get the ice cream

That's right you are Go get it, pal Don't worry about you. I'll take care of it No, no, no Go get it, pal. Okay, we're about Jill. Don't worry about you. I'll take care of it. I'm coming from the sound. Coming from the closet, but I can't. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. You're just going to want to go get the ice cream, pal. Yeah, here I go.

I'm just going to go walking. All right, I love you, pal. I love you too, Karim, pal. I love you too, Karim, pal. I love you too, Karim, pal. Hello. It's fucking work, too, no, my god. Okay, what did you say?

Oh, dude, just don't even worry about it. Just get back here. Just get back here. Just get back here. Okay, just leave it right god. Okay. What did you say? Oh, dude? Just don't even worry about it Just get back here. Just get back here. Just get back here. Just leave it right now. Okay. I'm gonna be there soon I can't Nipa serian and this is Peter to something What are we doing here, Ben? What's with the what's with the candles? Okay, well this is a very interesting thing. What are we doing here, Ben? What's with the candles? Okay, well, today's gonna be a very special episode.

So I thought I would start it off with some, I brought these candles. These are very important. This is St. Michael Archangel, San Miguel, Arcanguel. This is these are candles that I use to, for when the power goes out. Okay. But I figured they could serve a dual purpose for,

is this because you get scared when the power comes out so you need the archangel to defend you in battle? Yes. Be your protection. Well, because I'm doing battle against evil spirits. None of which exist in my apartment, mind you. Okay. I am not claiming any of that shit or whatever, because that's what people on TikTok say okay I'm not claiming any of that shit or whatever because that's what people want

Tiktok say I'm not claiming any bad shit but anyway I Brought these candles because my trading has been dog shit. I have an eaten lunch in three weeks Maybe I know I'm sorry. I haven't taken you out to lunch because my trading has been so terrible, okay? So I thought you know what I could do what's that pal? I could bring these candles, I get the little janky Ouija board here. Sure. I want to try to summon the spirit of David Koch, Okay.

The dead Koch brother, Right. From famously from Koch industries, who was just an all around great person. Belved. Yeah, and I'm sure he's definitely not in hell. No. And we, I wanted to reach out to him if I could

to get some advice. Let's try it. I'd like to talk to the dead coke brother. Yeah, so I've got this thing here. I don't know. I'm not sure if this is gonna work, but I figured that, you know, we just gotta like shake it out. I don't know how this works.

So you can get dead ass David coke. Dead ass David coke. Sir, okay, I guess we just start with like, hello, sir. David, are you? No, not in the news, because we don't know yet. We've got to like invite him in or something. So we invite you, sir, to come.

Do you hear that? Oh my god. I thought I heard something from it, and I guess it wasn't anything. It might have just been my tummy. Sir, uh, I'm, my name is Ben, and I'm just looking for some advice. Please, if, uh, if you're out there, it'd be really great if, if you could just make yourself known and give us a sign that you're out there because Could really use some assistance right now, Mr. Coke and I know that you're a big superstar billionaire You were a big superstar billionaire guy who

New his shit, so if you could just Come on out here If you could just come on out here. I got some advice for you too. Holy shit. What the fuck was that? David? It didn't sound like that. That didn't sound like David.

That sounded like, uh, who was that? What the fuck? That sounded like Charlie Munk Charlie. Who's trying to reach us? That was Charlie Munk. I got some advice for you too. Charlie. Don't wait.

Charlie, you're not even dead yet. How did you get, how did you get early access to heaven? Or the afterlife? Maybe he's so old, he can connect to both realms. Yeah, but wait, Charlie, okay, sorry, Charlie, did you say something? I got some advice for you too. Okay, you wanna give me some advice?

I guess your advice is as good as anyone's. Let's hear it, Charlie what of whatever what do you got when you have your own retirement account yeah and your friendly advisor suggest you put all the money in the bit to bit the bit going to your just say no uh... okay but sounded like there's a lot of other people there with him i don't know what's going on

i'm in hell. That's that's screaming. Well, I guess this isn't working as well as I thought it would because I wanted to talk to David Cove, the, the, the very beloved beloved, but neverland is that the good one? Oh, yeah, my level, it would be the bad one. Which he's definitely not. You know, all the oil shit that he did and the actively fighting against climate change reform and... He's in heaven.

Yeah, he's fully there. So, I guess, you know, maybe we could... I think we need to help. And everyone who did a bad tweet about him when he died is in hell. Yeah, that's right. Well, maybe I think- I think maybe we need some real help with the Lord doing.

We need some help from the experts. Ladies and germs, I never say that, I don't know why the fuck I just said. No, it was so cool. Thanks. This is Garrett Watts, a good friend of mine, a good friend of the show. You know who he is, so. What does that mean, a good friend of the show?

It means that you're here, that automatically makes you a friend of the show. You give us a lot of money when we were first starting out. Yeah, yeah. He seated us. We lived on Garrett's couch for a while while we were trying to get the show off the ground. I remember. We appreciate that. It's still happening. You guys are coming over tonight, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. Give me the soft pillow. Oh, first. Or no, I like the firm. Okay. Because otherwise my head sinks too much and I wake up with neck pain But to answer your question. Yeah, yeah, I'm really curious what was happening here

We were trying to summon the ghost of David Coke. I was gonna say cock is coke Here here. Here you go. You can get the David Archangel by the way while we're here. Hey Glenn Everybody check out the disclaimer in the description setting. You said part, you click see more in the. Yeah, you were trying to get a coke brother. Yeah, but these, I don't think these are the right ones. Oh, no, no, no, yeah, you'll get a, you'll get a, you'll get a property brother at best with this setup.

And not even the right one. I don't, I actually don't know what that means. Not even the one who's dating so he's dating now. Is that what's happening? Oh, they're married. Oh, really? Can I tell you a story? This is a Hollywood story?

Yes, sure. One time I was at an after party for, who was it, like an Emmy after party? And Zoe De Chanel was standing over, like she had this big fluffy white dress on, and she was standing over a candle. And like the candle started to like send her dress and I shoved her whole dress.

And I said, oh, Zoe, Deschanel, you're about to catch on fire and she went, oh thank you, wouldn't it? Oh, wow. Wow. So in my mind, I saved her life. You did. You may have, you've been in the pretty world.

You may have her. Her, thank you. Yeah. Which in turn, you know, that could have caught the rest of her, humans are very flammable. That, well, and I, I'm aware of that story, it was like a mile three, but I, I love this. Thanks. No, that could have caught the rest of her. Humans are very flammable. That, well, and I, I'm aware of that story was like a mile three, but I, I love this. Thanks.

No, that's pretty good. She never get Hollywood stories in this shit. Yeah, never. Yeah. I don't have, oh, I've got, I've got some stories like that, but I don't want to bore you with that. No, no, please, I'm riveted. Really?

One time I asked, you know, David Caradine from Kill Bill, he plays Bill. Yeah, he killed himself for drinking off. Well, hang on, take it easy. One time I said to his face, did you have anything to do with Kill Bill? I asked David Caradine, who's Bill. Did you have anything to do with Kill Bill?

Why? Because you were trying to figure out who he was? Yeah, okay. But in my defense, first of all, I was a little boy, practically, when I asked him. And secondly, it doesn't show him in the first movie. And the second one, like, I had to come out yet. And so he was sitting at this like Comic-Con style thing

with all these photos of Kill Bill behind him, like, you know, the movie, the movie, what else. And yeah, so I just walked up to him, like, sir, did you have anything to do with Kill Bill? I thought maybe he was like an old stuntman. Or a producer or something. Or a producer. Yeah, what did he say?

Yes, did he? Oh, no, he just, and turned away. Nothing. yeah nothing he gave me nothing and he even nothing was too much for what I deserve to in that moment I have a bad one from when I was a kid I um I was a huge Michael J Fox man. Oh loved spin city love this movie Wait have you told this story before did I I don't know but gone yeah well I don't want to tell it again Well I certainly haven't I know but I I know, but I'll just try to make it quick. I'll make it quick. Go ahead. And we were at a devil's game and there's like a bar downstairs and a- Devils game?

New Jersey devil's hockey. Oh. And the bartender was like, that's Michael DeFox over there. And I was like, oh my God. And I brought over a napkin. It was the only thing I could find. And I was so young, I didn even realize you know the Parkinson's thing

It happened and everything and I asked him to sign it and he kind of had trouble signing it and he was like sorry That's the best I could do oh Oh Stupid asshole. Yeah, did you see the curb enthusiasm episode with him? No, they they really lean into the Parkinson's No, have him he's living above Larry David and he's like stomping around a lot and Larry David's like, can you not do that? And he says, I got Parkinson's LD. What do you think? Oh no. So, but he was nice about it. Yeah. And I was very happy to meet him. Thank you for the story. I loved it. And even if the listeners and our viewers have heard it, I had a great time with it. Yeah.

Great. And that's all that matters. Yeah, they gave me shit last time because Emile told a like a 12 minute long story about Did you really know it was a That's okay. Here's the deal you got it. You I got to explain you something. Okay, whoa He barely lets me talk And you should and you shut up for a second No, and you should see him when no one's around when the show ends. Yeah, he corners me And he pushes me and he says he says I want us to be like pen and teller and you're your teller Like he wants me to be that little quiet guy and he says except I'm gonna be more libertarian

Yeah, and and I'm and I don't like circumcision and I like to know I like circumcision. Yeah. Yeah, I love it sure That's what he does to me this okay guys You twist it Whoa right not my not my water. Hey gang That's how we celebrate here at the For the audio listener that was a big Champagne bottle that popped. Top confetti up.

Yeah. And for the audio listener, we are in our finest tuxedos. I wish you could see it. We look. I wish you could see our tuxedos. We look so good in these tuxedos. Emil, you want to explain to the folks what, how we got these sweet tuxedos?

Yeah, you got these great platform shoes also. They're very These are platform. These are this is a yeah, they scared the hell out of me. You're not meant to be that tall. Yeah, so here's what happened what happened I said we should do you know a gala for the 50th episode. I think it's pronounced gala. I don't think so. I think it is Dude, it's gala Pretty sure it's gala. Are you fucking with? I'm not fucking with you. Gala? Yeah. I'm pretty sure it is pronounced. Is it pronounced? How to pronounce? Pronounced. Hey Siri, how do you pronounce gala? Wait, wait here. I've got the I've got the pronunciation thing right here. Oh,

Fuck it's gala. It's gal we're both wrong. It's not gala or gala. Anyway, I've got the pronunciation thing right here. Gala. Oh, fuck, it's gala. It's gala, we're both wrong. It's not gala or gala. Anyway, I thought we should do a gala. Okay. Well, where Tux is, it'll be fun, huh? Yeah. You said, how are you gonna get Tux's that quickly, huh?

Yeah, and you said, trust me. And I said, okay, dude. And then, I'm gonna do my thing and you get us Tux's. Here are my measurements. And then I got right on it by going to Colorado Mm-hmm and doing a climbing trip. Yeah, that was great. That was a really yeah, and it turns out you can't really get a tux in like 12 hours Yeah, no kidding. Who would have thought that leaving it to the last minute isn't a good idea?

And then I said who cares? We'll just scrap the Galah thing, right? But then what happened, people really emailed in all their, their Galahware, their Black Tie, their Formalware. Yeah. So I said, we can't leave people hanging. And I said, don't worry, I'll get us, I'll get us some Formalware. Yeah.

And is Formalware is certainly a way to describe what we got. So I don't care, I like it. I think you look great. Thank you. I, it's a little, whoa. It's at my microphone spring is really, it's giving erection.

It's giving erection. And speaking of erection, man, this thing is, it is, I'm busting out of this thing. I must be a 32A. You look great. Thank you. You look good too. I really, I like mine a lot. You do, great. Thank you. You look good too. I really, I like mine a lot.

You do. You look like a... You look like, um... You know what you look like? You look like the PE teacher at the middle school. It's the middle school dance, and you are the PE teacher who is shaperoning, and you took it a little bit too seriously. You're like, you're like,

you know what? I'm gonna dress up for this. And, um, yeah. Man, that just took me back. But the middle school dances, oh my God. Cotton Ijo playing. Yeah, and so you got these shoes too that you decided to spring for and they look like they don't fit quite well. Well, you know what I figured?

I like putting my leg up. You know, I like putting my leg up. And what does everyone do when they see a bear foot? They freak out so I Whoa those dogs right for free. So I said why don't I cover up the feet? Yeah Somebody call animal control because this guy's got his dogs out. I'll tell you what champagne hits a little different at 8.45 Yeah, I'm liking it man. I'm good. Hey, you know I as someone who was flown first class early in the morning It does truly hit different.

I have like three steps and I was like, am I wrong? Oh man, I'm already getting there. Someone ran an algorithm here and they've got our most used words on every episode. Yeah. Based on censored, auto-generated YouTube transcripts, the most unique words per episode. It's been Kate. Ben Kate. Yeah, shout out to the big guy. per episode. Sort of like Ben Kate. Ben Kate. Yeah, shout out to the video.

Thank you for putting in the hard work. Thank you, dude. Let's see. Can we scroll down here? Let's see what some of these words are. What was the one on our first episode? What was the most you've heard on our... Penny.

Penny, Penny. Penny, Penny stocks, vaccine. Penny, that was a foreboding one. What would you get paid for these episodes? Crab was used 17 times in episode two. Why? Why did we say crab so many times? I don't know.

36 times, I said the word pudding. Oh, that was, that one makes sense though. You were doing the pudding. Oh yeah, that's right, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is right. Putting again in episode two. Credits, we've got for the credit one,

that one makes sense, but then we've got one's like diarrhea for episode Diary funny. Yeah, I think right there. We've got which one was that buying a Bitcoin? Episode 39. That's 39. Diary. I imagine something was going on with Ben's stomach. Yeah, probably. My tummy's been upsetting me. Ghost in episode 46. Yeah, that one makes sense. Spooky following close behind on the one. Holy shit.

Episode 47. Bitcoin was mentioned 156 times. I wonder why. I wonder why and who is to blame for that. And then the most recent one, Coke. Coke was mentioned a 21 times and then coke diet coke Poppulous vulgar trilogy. This is fun. Oh Okay, thank you. Thank you Ben Cates keep making these see what kind of weird shit we say. Yeah. Oh boy

Oh god every time I put the mic down it like Snaps back up and it's whipping me in the face. I thought that was like a cool wrap line every time I put the mic down it like snaps back up and it's whipping me in the face. I thought that was like a cool Rap line every time I put the mic down every time I put the mic down, sass back up every time I put the mic down Jack up and then when the fun and then when the fun and the man and the man and the man and the man and the man and the man Man, I'm just like Eminem Uh huh. Do I look good right now? Yes. Yeah. I feel. Do you wish I got the tuxes? No, I like this. I will say, I just, I feel very vulnerable.

It feels very physically vulnerable to be dressed like this. So I don't understand. And when I was, when I was taking a look. See, I feel liberated, I feel free. I like this. Yeah. I mean, I do at the same time, but when I was peeing, I had to lift this thing up, and I almost went, oh, jeew style.

Oh, jeew style? Yeah, and the dress almost. Dipper penis in the, no, the dress itself almost. So the dress was the French dip, not your penis? Yes, and almost dipped it into the toilet. That would have been humane. Do you have underwear on? Uh, yeah, why do you, oh, he doesn't have underwear, folks.

He just showed me his penis and there it is in all of its glory little little fireman with the helmet on so let's get let's get right from from there let's transition into the markets huh skip to 13 minutes and 16 seconds if you want to see the finance yeah you would see the fight at stuff you fucking loser. You're not, you're not a loser. I'm just kidding. I love you whoever you are at that. Not the boys out a little fun. Yeah, yeah, episode.

Got a shout out the king because we're talking about the railroads. Wordmuffet. No. Charlie Munger. Bernie Sanders. Oh, Bernie Sambo. The Republicans tried to push through a resolution

late yesterday in the afternoon to say that the unions had to adopt the PEB resolution. Uh-huh. Bernie Sanders stepped up. They don't have to adopt any kind of resolution. I can't do it. I shouldn't. Yeah, I used to be able to do it better, but that feels like one of those impressions

that everybody can do, so I don't even bother Hillary Clinton Is a bitch He should have just went for that cuz like yeah, honestly just say it would he'd win But you said Hillary Clinton. I'm just gonna say it. She's a rotten bitch There it is Hillary Clinton, I'm just gonna say it. She's a rotten bitch, like a bitch. There it is. Hillary Clinton is a bitch. She fought constantly. She leaves doodoo stains in her underwear, and this country would be ashamed to have her as president.

Thank you. But the way the media covered it anyway, it was like he was doing that. So he should just went for it. He should have just said it. He could have just been Trump Donald Trump Is a bitch and actually what are in sick if he if he just started Don't keep on everybody. Yeah calling them bitch. Pete Buddha judge. He's a bitch. Yeah absolute bitch Bid will rock can't actually skate. He's a bitch. Yeah. Absolute bitch. Bedwell Rock.

Can't actually skate. He's a bitch. I see them try a kick flip. He can't do it. Amy Klobuchar. Amy Klobuchar. You know, she's a nice lady. No, she's at the end of the day.

A bitch. Hair comb throwing bitch. Hair comb throwing. Oh man, the... Through a comb? Yeah, her staffers came out and said she was like the meanest. Yeah. And she would throw her combs at people. Wow. Okay, so...

I feel like I'm in a... I feel like I'm dreaming or something, but I... I don't think I... I don't think I am. Maybe I got the day wrong or something. Nobody's in the studio, but me. So I showed up, I set everything up. I get everything going right, and then I go and come on to the set here and there's nothing here.

A meal's not here. None of the desk's are empty. The set is fully changed. I swear to God, Zach and W Waleed if you guys are behind this This is some kind of prank Then you better be careful about what what door you're opening here if you get what I'm saying because I'm gonna I will step up my game. I'm gonna have to start pranking you guys, but Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this is something else.

This feels like something else. Hello? Yeah, nobody's here. Okay, tell you what I'm gonna do, folks. I'm gonna, let's give a meal a call here. Hey Siri, call a meal. Call a mealeroza. Okay.

BEEP BEEP Hello! Emil, what the fuck, man? Where are you? What do you mean, where are you? I'm on the new set, baby. The new set. Now, I'm on set. What are you talking about? Do you know what it is? There's probably no reception out here on the open seas if you know what I'm saying.

No, I don't know what you're saying. Are you coming in or what's going on? Look, I'm going to send you a pen, alright? Just, uh, just meet me down here. Jesus Christ. Okay. Um, how do I dress? Do I wear what I got on?

Oh, whatever you wear, it's fine. Anything works down here. Just bring some sunscreen. Okay. I guess I'll see you soon then Yeah, you want anything from the store you want a banana coffee beans. What do you want? Definitely beans lots of beans naturally. Of course my bean boy wants his beans. Okay This better not be a prank. I guess I'll I'll see you in a bit. Bye. All right. see you later, baby. Hey, it says I'm here, I don't...

Oh, oh, I made it. Emil? Who else, pal? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't... Oh, oh, I made it! Emil? Who else, pal? And where's the beans? I forgot the beans. Come on, man!

What is this? Just get over here. Wait, do you see this thing? Is this real? Did you steal this? What do you mean? Check out the name on the boat, baby! The Colombo.

You know it baby. It's real? Of course! The legends were true. Hold on, I'll come back and get you! So Jonah from I guess was getting texts from some of the employees. Employees at Marketing firm, Postcard Manian, Clearwater Florida, oh Clearwater, are not only being asked to work through the hurricane, but are being told to bring their kids and pets to stay at work overnight So as to continue to service our national clients. Oh my god, that's dark. So peace. So PCM Wait, what what are the these are text messages now that were yeah from employees who sent it

PCM was built to a stand cat five wins PCM is postcard me. Jesus fucking correct You don't think I'm just given the people context man You were just gonna start reading and like people can put shit together Yeah, but I don't know we're talking about McDonald's and you're like okay, so Jen's saying you know McDonald's is a burger company. I started in 1932 and they they were very popular California company and then Ray Croger took over it's like holy shit They'll put some shit together. Gen Z that know who grimaces. Let's let them get let's let them give it a whirl. Listen, he was in the morphing creature with short arms and short legs. He used to be evil.

I mean are we gonna be able to talk about anything? Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Before you get there, uh, uh, her canes are, uh, they're categorized by different strengths. Yeah. Five. They'll use context clues, they'll get it. That's a good, good, good, sorry. You're right, no, you're right. Move to a new set, and I'm worried you've never talked to anyone.

Well, can someone toss me a life vest? Cause I'm drowning over here. So people are starting to get pissed, so they haven't, I guess they have like a all hands on deck meeting about the, uh, about the, the hurricane. Oh, this one's gonna be hard to read. Oh boy. Yeah, yeah, I'll read it as from the CEO Joy.

So this is... Joy joined SV Zoom and she said... Wait, so what is this? This is from the staff meeting. Here are the CEOs remarks on the staff call sent out with minutes from the meeting. Okay, oh my God, man. I'm gonna read this whole fucking thing.

What the hell is the lady I'm joy? Hi guys, can you hear me? Say hi to Danny. We're driving. Here's the, ladies and gentlemen? I'm Joy. Hi guys, can you hear me? Say hi to Danny. We're driving. Here's the deal. I guess a hurricane is coming. I've lived in this area for 33 years now, and the media always makes it a lot worse

than it has ever been. Obviously, we have a plan for a disaster and hope for a nothing burger, which every single time we plan for a disaster, it's always a nothing burger. So if it's super windy and you feel uncomfortable driving across the causeway, then we'll figure out how to get you to work from home,

but I'm not afraid of this thing personally, okay? If you're new to town and you're like, oh no, it's hurricane. It's not gonna be that bad, I promise. But there are evacuation areas. Even Zack's apartment is an evacuation apartment and he's of a giant hill from the water. Nothing is gonna happen over there, okay?

I live one down block from the water, but up high on a bluff. My house was built in 1925 and it's still standing. So here's the thing, okay, if you wanna leave your home and you're being told to leave your home and you feel like you should, and you feel like you should, and you have no place to go, PCM is probably the safest place to be in Florida. Where's the place to be?

Anyway, bring your pets, bring your kids, bring everybody to PCM, and Jason can start blowing up those hair mattresses if we need to. Ben there, done that, it's gonna be fine. Obviously, you feeling safe and comfortable is of the utmost importance, but I honestly want to continue to deliver. And I want to have a good end of quarter. And when it turns into nothing, I don't want it to be be like great. We all stop producing because of the media and then Sorry guys and and the maybe it was going to be terrible. So let's see

I think it's maybe going to be bad on Wednesday afternoon, okay? It's not going to be nearby until then let's just keep track of it Let's Let's just keep track of it and we'll keep you informed. We keep looking every five minutes at the models and see what's going on, but I think it's gonna be a nothing burger like usual. Crossing my fingers, because that's what I'd like.

Anyway, raise your hand if you're scared of the hurricane. Okay, nobody, that's right. It's really not going to be that scary, guys, but if you're scared, you're a pussy. I mean, I understand. I also understand why you're not raising your hand, because I just said it's going to be nothing Honestly, if you don't want to drive over the causeway because of the wind I understand

But I don't think it's gonna be a big deal, okay? So have a run wonderful rest of the day have a wonderful rest of your staff meeting I'm gonna be great off the zoom and then click the link so I can watch the staff meeting waving me Oh, you're so nice for waving those of you that did. I love you. Ah! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, so, okay, that was joy. That's postcard media, you know, I, oh, God. I can imagine, you just have to sleep and work through the hurricane.

I mean, that would be, on an air mattress. That would be mighty cozy. I will tell you. This week on After Hours. My ass is broken. Dude, you don't like it now, but check it in two years. I feel like you're gonna see it in a whole new life. You so are.

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