The Trillionaire Mindset - 77: How Silicon Valley Bank Collapsed
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Coming up on this episode of Trillionaire Mindset, we're talking about the Silicon Valley bank collapse signature bank collapse and everything in between.
We're hitting everything regulatory problems where they went wrong. One more thing. Also, Bing gets real weird about China.
Oh yeah, super weird. China.
Ah, whoa, and then also...
What was that?
Oh, big news for the apes!
You're gonna want to stick around!
You guys might be in trouble!
No!
That stuff!
It might be...
Yeah, we'll find out!
Wait, you might be a billionaire!
Hmm!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Hello, back to the trailer reminds-set. Hey everybody, welcome to the Trilier Reminds set.
Please, real quick, check out the disclaimers so we can get that out of the way.
We, you guys know how bad traffic is in LA.
Ben is once again stuck in traffic.
I had to get out of the car and walk to the boat.
All right, so I'm here alone, but that's fine. We're going
to get started. He's going to, he'll get through the traffic and he'll be here, but we're
going to get started without him. And it does pain me because I know he would love this
so much. We're going to be talking about the SBV collapse. They were going to be talking
about signature bank. So I feel like there's a perfect starting point right here. We got
to talk about our boy Jim Kramer.
Let's check this out.
Antsle, don't you want?
This company's a merchant bag with a deposit base
that Wall Street had been stately concerned about.
As you beat, sales sales value back.
We just need one of our favorite research firms,
Buffett, Nathanson, and it's become less dependent
upon private equity and venture capitalists
all offerings.
Wait a second.
Those try it up this year.
They could come back.
Yes, some of could come back.
Yes, some of them come
back here with a stock
directly flexed in
over sold position.
Stock was the fourth
worst performance in
2022.
I think the fears were not
justified in a very
compelling situation.
By the way, long-term
private equity venture
capital has gone away.
Being a banker to these
best-in-bent pools of
capital has always been a
very good business.
Stock's still cheap.
We love our boy Jim
Kramer. Don't worry. He's he's right
What the hell was that
Are you guys picking something up in the oh
Brother
How you doing brother? How are you doing brother? Oh, you know I'm doing I'm so pissed off Okay, my little ball didn't freak Jim Kramer
I'm out here listening to him. Dr. Shilohn MSNBC. It has no idea what you say anymore. You know what I think what's that man? What's that my Greek friend? Oh, okay?
I think he uses too much shoe shine on that bald head of his and it clouds his judgment that maybe you know
He's up there shot at that thing day and night and it's just seeping into his little piggy brain
Making them think all sorts of crazy things that he doesn't fully understand
them think all sorts of crazy things that he doesn't fully understand. None of us really do if I'm gonna be honest if I can, can be fair about it.
But this guy thinks I do whole-edder-rural.
I gotta agree with you.
So Griemer, I've got a message for you.
Young man, old fart, you fucking piece of shit, Cogsucker.
Please, for the love of God.
Let me know what stock you recommend next,
so I can know which one to short into the fucking basement
and make a ton of fucking money, okay?
Okay, Kramer, how about this?
I got a brand new stock recommendation for you.
It's a brand new company that I'm starting today,
and I want you to be the first investor.
It's called Cogsuckers International be. But I heard a rumor that Jim Kramer went long airline stocks the day before 9-11.
Is that true?
That's not what I don't think so, but you know, Jim Kramer, Kramer,
you know, Jim Kramer, Kramer, is a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. The gym creamer went long airline stocks the day before 9 or 11. Is that true?
That's not- I don't know, I don't think so, but you know, you know, gym creamer,
Cramer is so dumb.
If I were to start an airline called G-Hot Airlines,
he'd be first in line to buy a shit.
I gotta tell you, by the way, do you have a name?
Do I- should I call- we've made my-
Oh, me?
You can just call me.
The guy.
Okay, the guy.
I'm the guy!
Well, you're pissed off at some carrainer.
I gotta tell you, the guy, you're...
What?
You're not gonna be happy about this,
because there's more.
There's more?
I'd like to show you what he was saying about signature bank.
You gotta be fucking shit me.
Just wait. Let's start about signature bank is going to be fucking shit me. Just wait.
Let's start with signature bank. This is a New York-based commercial bank,
but it's got 36 private clients,
it's sprinkled across the New York Venturaria, California.
And what do you want?
The thing about signature is that it's a business area to bank.
And to the extent that they have a consumer business,
it's focused on the wealthy
Namely business owners and senior executives do a lot of business and you can make a lot of money working You're telling me that you recommended signature break also. That's a bullet clap. That's what I'm trying to tell you
Grable here is wrong as you are ugly man. I'm so mad. I
So mad You're as wrong as you are ugly man, I'm so mad. I sp- I'm so mad.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Cramer you've messed up for the last time who's that what's whoa Oh God, who is that guy? I don't mean to learn you brother, but that's just my alter ego Joshua
Joshua seem kind of oh
Cramer I have got a real bone to pick with you sir
What you've done is fiscally irresponsible. Oh God
Cramer I swear to God I'm terrified right now because Joshua, when he gets upset, I gotta
keep him under control and I'll frankly do know what to do right now with all of this.
I gotta say a kind of leg job.
Joe, don't do it!
No, here he comes again!
All right, Mare, I respect your career as a broadcaster and as a finance professional,
but frankly, your track record as of late speaks to your apparent lack of
due diligence and your lack of professionalism.
Oh, God, Joshua, go easy on him, brother, holy Christ, on the cross.
Boy, I better get going before Joshua starts to say something real mean, and then I
get up in trouble with the law and the courts and what not.
All right.
Kramer, as always, you better watch your back, brother.
God, I'm coming after you.
I'm waiting for you to respond to my challenge to, you know, wrestle me or whatever.
But anyway, brother, it's always been good.
What's your name again?
Emile.
Emile, all right.
Now we like that. So long, the guy. You's your name again? Emile email. All right. No, we like that so long the guy you look good as hell
Thanks, pal. All right take care everybody
Gramer fuck yourself
And there he goes gone again. Oh
My god holy crap. Sorry about that. Geez man. The traffic clear up. Yeah, it was
I don't know it was like a pancake syrup spill or something. I asked
Hp and he told me to move along or he's gonna fucking shoot me so I didn't know, it was like a pancake syrup spill or something. I asked. P.A. and he told me to move along or he's gonna fucking shoot me.
So I didn't bother asking anymore.
I gotta tell you what the guy stopped by again.
The guy, oh man, he's a fucking, he's the man.
And also, yeah, apparently his name is just the guy.
Yeah, I know.
You didn't know that?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, he's the guy.
It's funny because he's like this big wrestler persona.
Imagine a WWE guy was just like, I'm the guy.
Yeah, yeah, well, sometimes the simplest names are the most memorable ones.
Sure.
Because then you're going and forgetting and you're like,
what is it, he's the guy.
Yeah, I mean, that's the guy from the thing.
Yeah, when we were grabbing drinks, he was telling me that.
You were getting drinks with that guy?
What's he like out on his...
He's very calm.
He talks like this, he's actually kind of nerdy.
That might have been Joshua you were out with. Oh, well that might be his real name. I don't know. I don't know his deal, man.
He's unstoppable in the ring. I tell you that. I mean boy that guy you should see in some of these backyard shows.
Oh boy. Wow. Incredible body on him. Yeah, wow, I've heard rock hard.
Makes me rock hard.
Well, let's see, we've got the livestream coming.
Oh my, my throat hurts.
That's weird.
Probably all that yelling and traffic.
Probably all that syrup.
Yeah, sticks to my throat.
I got out and licked some.
We got a livestream next week.
March 23rd, only on YouTube.
On what?
YouTube.
YouTube? YouTube. YouTube?
YouTube.
Is that their new food focused tube?
Yeah, it is.
Check us out on YouTube.
Well, only so only on YouTube next week.
March 23rd, Thursday at 3PM.
But also potentially on TikTok as well.
Yeah, yeah, we might be doing it on TikTok.
So what we say, only on YouTube?
Yeah, also on TikTok. Maybe when we say only on YouTube? Yeah. Also on TikTok.
Maybe.
But yeah, 3 p.m. Pacific.
And hey, guess what gang?
We got the stickers.
Yeah, not only can you get the classics, but-
It's things tight.
Look at this.
That is the thing.
Put one on my truck.
But this is the real treat.
Yeah.
Read it for the audio listener.
What does the stickers say?
It says, nothing like phone sex in your brother's
root go between.
And for those of you not in the know,
that's a reference to when my brothers and I used to abuse
the free AT&T service for the heart of hearing
where you talk to a live operator
and we made them say naughty things to each other.
I'm so horny, I'm so hot right now, whatever the fuck we would like.
Nothing like phone sex in your brother through a goby-tween.
Very sick.
Yeah, so.
This should go on the truck.
That should go on the truck.
I need to put some of Phil's stickers on my truck.
You gotta go with a classic.
I heart my shitty life.
I love my shitty life.
I wanted to put my, I love my shitty life on the back of my scooter helmet,
but then I feel like that's cursing me to crash.
Then you'd really love your shitty life.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we got a real doozy of an episode for you today.
Holy God.
Do we?
Yeah, we got a lot to cover.
Yeah, it all happened right after we recorded our episode last week.
Yeah, it all happened so quickly.
And then I was in the desert getting texts from people gone.
Like in the morning going, oh, I bet this episode's going to be crazy.
And I was like, brother, yeah, it's not going to be that crazy.
I know.
I just finished playing tennis.
Yeah.
I didn't get any of those.
I got like one text and I just said, yeah, we're gonna cover it next week.
Which is actually a pretty good thing
because then we end up having more time
for the story to shake out.
You don't have any, you don't have any trilly peppers
texting you?
Oh, I like that, really.
That's actually shout out to my friend Matt.
He came out, he came up with that.
He calls himself a trilly pepper.
My good friend Kate is a trilly pepper.
Shout out to Kate.
But did she come up with a cool name?
I don't know, she might have. Cause she she come up with a cool name? Uh, I don't know. She might have.
Because she'll come up with one. She's a genius.
So, well, let us know when she has one.
Yeah, I'm sure that as soon as this comes out,
and she hears it, she'll be texting me,
being like, oh, zzzz.
Okay, but Red Hot Trilly Pepper's is already taken.
Red Hot Trilly Pepper's is pretty good.
Um, so...
Trilly Pepper's for sure.
Right. Should we, should we get right into it, man?
No, let's meander for a bit.
Are you serious? No.
Oh, okay.
Wow, so unless you've been living in a rock, in which case, say...
Don't do the joke.
They hide in the bugs for me.
No.
And what's the rent like under there?
Is that the other one I usually do?
I can't even remember.
Oh, yeah, yeah, so Silicon Valley Bank.
Is it Silicon or Silicon?
I don't know because you made fun of me one episode for the way I said it.
Let's do real fast, Google, Google.
How do you pronounce Silicon?
And then someone commented and said,
it's funny Ben made fun of the meal for the way he said it.
And then said it incorrectly.
So I think neither of us know.
Yeah.
Just scroll down.
There's going to be an actual Google thing.
There should be.
It should be a Google like how to pronounce thing.
Gosh, this is embarrassing.
Silicon.
Let's see.
The name of this chemical element.
Jesus.
Let's break down the pronunciation.
Oh, come on. Just get to it.
So silicon silicon silicon that's crazy.
I'm okay.
So look at all right silicon.
So also really making a whole new out of it.
You have to pronounce it.
Let's talk about this chemical.
English pronunciation.
Also how are we getting a French dude telling us how to...
Yeah, okay.
Famously, guys with peanut butter stuck to the ribs of their mouths.
He's gonna tell me how to do it.
Have you ever gotten peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth?
It is no fun.
It can be scary, man.
You feel like you're choking.
Anyway.
So, we're gonna do a timeline and put a little background first.
So, Silicon Valley Bank.
Right, a lot's happened since.
So Silicon Valley Bank was the preferred bank for venture capitalists and startups and
individuals.
Like they did everything from, they did mortgages, personal banking, they did.
But a lot of those came with, they were part of a white glove package that you would get
for banking with them.
Right.
You know, the majority of their, it seemed like their depositors were VC guys, startup
guys, you know, if you just got your series A funding, you're, you're marching your ass down to SVB and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and and, and, and and, and and, and, and, and, and and, and and, and and, and and and, and and, and and, and and, and and and, and and and, and and and and, and and and and, and and, and and and, and and and and and, and and and and and, and and and and and and and, and and and and, and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and deposit it there. That check. So their Silicon Valley banks balance sheet basically grew from about $60 billion in
2020 to $190 billion in 2022 due to the boom in venture funding from perennially low interest rates.
Right? And so when you're a bank and you got all that money, you got to wonder how do banks make
their money. Well, one of the ways that they make their money is and you got all that money, you got to wonder how do banks make their money.
Well, one of the ways that they've made their money
is they've got all this money that you've deposited
and they do shit with it.
They lend it out, they invest it, they do all kinds of shit, right?
Well, Silicon Valley Bank invested $120 billion
of their money into bonds.
They did mortgage- securities and treasury bonds. And at the time, they were doing it when bond yields in the interest rates were low. And
they were essentially betting that bond that interest rates would stay low. But so they
had their balance sheet split into two categories.
One, they historically had.
Yes, exactly.
For like 10 years, I mean, can you blame them?
But so they had their balance sheet split into these two categories.
AFS, which is available for sale, aka things that they buy and sell freely.
And the way that those are accounted, it's called Mark to Market.
So let's say that the price changes today and drops 10%.
On their balance sheet, it gets recorded as such.
Oh, this one dropped 10%.
Boom, it's recorded that way and it's like a stock, basically.
So they got those that they mark to market.
And then they also had bought the longer term bonds,
the majority of what they bought were these held to maturity bonds, which they expected to be held long term.
So the distinction between those two is that the held to maturity bonds are marked at book
value.
They're not, they're not, even though their price is fluctuate, they're not marked to
market on the balance sheet.
So like the price could drop, but you know,
as far as you know, they're just the same price, right?
Okay.
And like I said, three quarters of the portfolio
was in that mostly in Treasuries
and mortgage-backed securities.
It's normally pretty safe, except those kind of long-term bonds
have what's called interest rate risk.
They're not totally without their own risk.
Right, because when they started parking in those treasury bonds, what was the yield?
One and a half percent?
Something like that, like 1.75%.
Yeah.
So what happens when interest rates rise?
Now people are going to be able to go out and get bonds at a higher yield.
Exactly. So what happens to the bonds that you out and get bonds at a higher yield. Exactly.
So what happens to the bonds that you're currently holding?
Hey, hey everybody, I know you can go and get like 5% on bonds, but we have these bonds
that are yielding like 1.5% do you want them?
Right.
No.
So, well, you could tell I'm just at a much cheaper price.
Yeah, exactly.
So you're going to lose a lot of money.
You're going to lose a lot of money. You're going to lose a lot of money. As the Fed starts raising interest rates, their investment is fairing worse and
worse. Yeah, especially that available for sale part, even though it's a smaller part of their
portfolio, it started to get hammered. So they're stuck holding the bag, so to speak, on these bonds
that yield less. And it was this terrible confluence of events because they're reliant on venture capital money
continuing to flow in. But as interest rates started to rise,
that venture capital money started to dry up. Right.
It's a real perfect storm. Yes.
They're raising rates, which is making their investment worse,
worth less. Yes.
Which is also drying up the money. So you you so they're taking a huge hit on deposits
I think they maxed out somewhere around 200 billion and then month to month they're they're down to like
173 billion 163 billion. Yeah, so
Their clients are slowly starting to withdraw money because they needed it and eventually Silicon Valley bank was forced to sell those
AFS the the available for sale, bonds
at a loss.
And then in January, they also revealed in their filings that their longer term securities
had paper losses of $16 billion.
Against their 11 and a half billion dollars intangible equity, AKA, if they were to have
to liquidate those longer term securities, they'd be fucking bankrupt.
There's a hole.
Yeah, there's a massive hole.
So around that time, in January, when they had to liquidate the shorter term, not shorter
term, but the available for sale stuff, you know, the rumor's starting to spread that
they've got a cash burn problem. The more money flowed out, the more that
Longer term portfolio was at risk of needing to be liquidated. The group chats. The group chats are lighten up. Oh man
I'm sure they're all just in between talking about whatever fucking fleece pull over the
They're like, honey. Did you hear about that? I don't know about all this. So the biggest red flag was the fact that they had
incredibly insufficient risk strategies in place.
No. Yeah. Can you believe it? No. In fact,
they only they only hired a chief risk officer in January.
And they were without a senior most risk officer
for eight months out of the year last year.
And of the seven board members assigned to their risk committee,
only one had a background even closely related
to risk management.
Is that good?
No.
No, you would think that with the portfolio of that size,
they would have
sizeable hedges in place. I believe the the the amount of hedges that they had I read was only around
$500 million. It was but it was like it. That's like less than half of a percent. Well, that's okay because you figured what a little bit of a deposit
173 200 billion dollars
500 million all to cut it. Don't you think? I don't do it. I don't do it dude They're deposits $173,200 billion.
500 million dollar cut it, don't you think? I don't do it.
I don't do it, dude.
So going off of the confluence of events,
you also had Silvergate was this other bank
that had collapsed on March 8th.
Silvergate was this middle man between institutions
and crypto exchanges.
So basically, if you're an institution
and you wanna invest in crypto,
you funnel your money through Silvergate
for whatever fucking reason.
I don't know why they need to be the intermediary.
I don't understand it.
But so after FTX collapsed,
customers were withdrawing their money from Silvergate
and they had to sell just over $5 billion in debt securities.
They even went to the Federal Home Loan Bank
for $4.3 billion.
The federal home loan bank for the uninitiated
is the, it's the bank that you go to.
It's the bank that regional banks go to
when they need cash.
Elizabeth Warren criticized that move
and she pointed out, rightfully so,
how the crypto market risk was coming
into the traditional banking system. And in the nutshell, Silvergate couldn't handle the withdrawals because no bank actually
has enough cash on hand to handle if everybody decides to pull their money out at once. So
that led to them losing a billion dollars in Q4. They went into receivership pretty quickly,
meaning the government took over.
And prior to their collapse, customers were moving their money to other crypto-friendly
banks like signature bank of New York, which also just collapsed.
But we'll get to that.
So now, let's go look at the timeline of events that happened last week.
Where should we start?
Wednesday? I feel like you hit a lot
of the timeline. I mean, yeah, but then the actual timeline was such that so Wednesday, last
week, they put out a press, uh, uh, uh, Silicon Valley bank put out a press release stating
that, okay, we sold the majority of our available for sale securities and
Which was 21 billion dollars worth of yo low-year yo low of low yield US treasuries And how much were they losing and they realized a 1.8 billion dollar loss, you know, all right and investors like this
They felt good about investors are like well, okay, they're being honest and forth
No, but they didn't like no. No, they did not like that.
Well, because then Silicon Valley Bank also said
it was this very long press release
that I poured over, it was like 50 pages or something,
but they said that they were also raising
to an a quarter billion dollars
to quote, strengthen our financial position, all right?
And reposition their balance sheet
to take advantage of higher short-term
interest rates, to lock-in funding costs, to protect interest income, and enhance profitability.
Sounds nice, right? Okay, what happened Thursday? Well, well, but first, on the heels of
the collapse of Silvergate Bank, just a couple weeks prior, there was this venture capitalist-induced
panic as they started to instruct their companies to
move their money out of Silicon Valley bank.
Nobody wanted to panic, but also nobody wants to be the last guy in line at the bank to
get their fucking money out.
Right.
It's also important to know Silicon Valley is different than other banks, right?
We talked about how, you know start up guys bringing their money in. Most banks, and we're going
to get to all the stuff with the FDIC and how your money is insured up to 250K, most banks
are somewhere between 40 and 60% of their funds are over the 250K threshold. So their deposits, 40% to 60% of their deposits
are not insured.
So a Skone Valley bank was at like 91% to 95%
of their deposits were uninsured.
Because they were over the 200,000 threshold.
And so that's where a lot of the stuff
like you're talking about, these mortgages,
they offer these checking accounts with privileges and everything.
That's part of their service because they wanted people to keep,
they didn't want people spreading out their risk
and putting it in other banks.
They wanted everyone to be banking with Silicon Valley Bank
and keeping all their money there.
And so part of that panic is people going,
well, Jesus Christ, I got a lot of fucking money in there
over the 250,000 thresholds.
Right.
Yeah, and that presents a problem because when you're the bank,
even though you got $120 billion worth of customer funds,
if everybody tries to, it's not like they got $120 billion cash,
waiting like, okay, yeah, if everybody wants to bail it,
once, fuck no, they do not have that.
Yeah.
So anyway, on Thursday, the next day, the CEO of Silicon Valley Bank, Greg Becker, who
by the way, up until very recently, served on the board of directors of the Federal Reserve
Bank of San Francisco.
Yeah, we'll get to Greg Becker.
Ah, yeah, yeah.
So he put out a statement trying to calm investors, but it fucking backfired when he literally
told people to stay calm.
Nothing like keeping everyone calm by screaming.
Stay calm!
Stay calm!
You never freaking out.
And on Thursday, the stock dropped a precipitous 60%.
He also couldn't assure people that this would be the only capital raise they would need
to do.
And by the end of Thursday, 42 billion dollars worth of deposits were withdrawn. Silicon
Valley Bank had a negative cash balance of $958 million. And none other than Peter Teal
took to Twitter to tell people to take their money out. So he kind of, he wasn't the first
domino, but he was definitely the biggest.
There was a lot of people, Jason Callicanos. There was a lot of people, Jason Callacanis. There was a lot of people just running screaming,
go get your money now.
You're talking about that.
I'm pretty sure.
Bill Ackman was crying about others.
Bill Ackman, David Sacks, Jason Callacanis.
People were going to have trouble making payroll
that they weren't going to be able to access their money all the shit.
But Peter Teal was explicitly telling everyone if the Founders Fund get your money out of
there.
Now move it to other banks.
And when Peter Teal talks, people do be listening because he's, you know, he's one of the biggest
baddest venture capitalists that there ever was.
So his, his word holds sway and it certainly did.
I mean, as is evidenced by $42 billion worth
of deposits getting withdrawn.
And just like that, on Friday, Silicon Valley Bank collapsed.
The second largest bank collapse in history,
the 16th largest bank in the United States
with a total of $210 billion in assets.
And technically it was due to a liquidity crisis
because not enough money was available
to cover all of the outflows,
but it was really due to poorly managed funds
and having virtually no risk protocol in place.
Right, I mean, are you done with the time? Well, also, it's important to note.
So on Friday, the federal government, the federal government in California took the bank over.
Right. Um, originally, it worked real quick. Originally trying to sell the bank to someone
couldn't get someone to take over the bank. And then they said that I think by Sunday evening,
they said everyone's what's gonna be covered.
They were using what's called the systemic exemption rec,
risk, systemic risk exemption, excuse me.
Did you see that?
Yeah, that was a big problem.
So the 250,000 threshold was not going to matter.
If you were above that, depositors are going to be covered, right?
Which is like good news, but it's also confusing because it kind of means like, okay, nothing means anything then.
What's the point of even state?
Oh, it's a pretty insane precedent.
Yeah, there's basically no, there's no limit.
Right.
Yeah.
So I got a hand at the federal government for stepping in and apparently I learned that
banks fail all the time, especially smaller banks, regional banks, they fail all the time.
So the government is adept at stepping in, taking over and making sure things get handled
appropriately.
But I also don't think they have quite the mess
that someone like SVB made for themselves, right?
And so a lot of people are talking about,
well, is this a bailout?
Yeah, it is a bailout.
They're making all these people whole
who were a bit irresponsible.
And then, you know, who's responsible?
I mean, a lot of people are responsible for this.
You know, Greg Becker. CEO. CEO of Silicon Valley Bank, Silicon, Silicon.
Doesn't matter.
Silicon, Silicon.
There is, and I hate to always bring in the regulatory record on all these things, but
it's the most frustrating thing in the world, right?
So in 2015, Greg Becker started to lobby the federal government,
right? Because in the wake of the financial crash, Dodd Frank was passed, which put in a lot of
new regulations for banks. One of them was a certain threshold. When you hit a certain threshold
of deposits at your bank, you're going to be, you're going to be, you have to
be subject to an enhanced regulatory program, right?
So you're going to make sense.
You're going to be subject to stress tests, you know, certain liquidity requirements, all
of these things, right?
So Greg Becker was saying, we want to change that threshold.
The threshold was $50 billion.
When your deposits hit $50 billion, you have to start,
you've to start adhering to this.
I'm guessing he was bitching because it's going to cost them money.
Oh, 100%.
He said, you know, SVPs, SVB's deep understanding of the markets
it serves our strong risk management practices.
Becker argued that this bank would soon reach $50 billion in assets,
which under the law would trigger enhanced potential standards, including more stringent regulations, stress
tests, and capital requirements for his and other similarly sized banks. Becker insisted that
$250 billion was a more appropriate threshold. Without such changes, SVB likely will need
to divert significant resources from providing financing to job-creating
companies in the innovation economy to complying with enhanced potential standards and other
requirements.
Boo fucking who?
Suck my dick, Greg Becker.
So this is him writing to Congress who he reportedly sold $3.6 million of his own stock
two weeks ago in the lead up to the banks collapse.
Given the low risk profile
of our activities and business model, such a result would stifle our ability to provide credit
to our clients without any meaningful corresponding reduction in risk. Okay, so this is 2015.
So he's saying that all of these things wouldn't do shit for their risk management. It's just it's
not what he's saying. Well, no, that's what yeah, he's saying that these additional steps wouldn't enhance our our risk. He's saying we're already low risk. Don't make us do
this because it's going to cost us money. Exactly. And what we do is we provide people a service so
they can create jobs. Right. Get out of our fucking way. Yeah. Right. So that was 2015. Who was in office then?
In 2015? Yeah, Obama.
Obama, yeah.
But then...
Friend, I mean, he's no like enemy of Wall Street, Obama.
But it wasn't until 2018,
in 2018, they were able to roll back these.
It was, it was,
fuck yeah
and it wasn't just republicans that's you know they were so i can go ahead it was
it was about fifty republican seventeen democrats
they were able to pass this through and raise the threshold to two hundred
fifty billion dollars how they're five times that so now not only do you have
pretty sizeable banks
without this regulatory schedule? They're also, it's leading to consolidation because banks are going,
fuck yeah, now we can get five times as big without having to hit this fucking
regulatory program. Pretty sick, huh? That's tight. And now,
had they been subject to these things, Silicon Valley bank would have probably
been a bit more aware of what was going on. Sure silicon valley bank would have probably been a bit more
aware of what was going on short
uh... they probably would have achieved risk officer in fact they probably
want to go to fucking year without a chief risk officer yeah
you know they probably would have had to hit certain liquidity requirements
uh... case that's probably wouldn't this probably wouldn't have fucking happened
yeah
uh... you know my favorite take on this was the Wall Street Journal's Andy Kessler
had a, he blamed wokeism. Of course, because he said, in its proxy state, this is a quote
from Andy Kessler, in its proxy statement, Silicon Valley bank notes that besides 91%
of their board being independent and 45% women,
they also have quote, one black, one LGBTQ plus and two veterans.
I'm not saying 12 white men would have avoided this mess, but the company may have been distracted
by diversity demands.
Fucking psycho.
All right.
Did you see a failing bank can go?
You guys know how black's women and veterans are stupid, right?
Yeah. All right, so you can see a failing bank and go you guys know how black's women and veterans are stupid right yeah I mean
Geez Louise buddy Andy
Babu I love how he also says I'm not saying and it's like no you are though. Yeah
I'm not saying well white men would have we just saw you but the company who was the CEO?
Also, he lists one black guy one person black. Yeah, one black, one black, one queer, two veterans.
Andy, God bless you, sir. But that's the thing because they need to do that. They need some kind of,
they need an easy thing to blame. They need a culture war thing because what really need,
what we really need is hard.
It's they need to adhere to regulation.
And for all we know, the black and the queer were like,
yo, we need a chief, we need a chief risk officer.
I mean, that's just never gonna fucking happen, right?
These guys go round and round.
Like, yeah, in 2019, Becker was elected to serve
on the board of directors at the Federal Reserve Bank of San Francisco. Left the board on Friday, I wonder why.
Geez.
And they're all just fucking going around. And, you know, and we're going to see it keep
happening. Our entire life has been a cycle of people just completely fucking up the economy.
Yeah. And going, I don't know, we'll be better. Sorry, we blew through regulations, or
there were none in place because we fucking went down to Congress and fucking cried.
Yeah.
So hard.
Listen, buddy.
It's just it fucking, it drives me nuts.
Okay.
They're, you know, Wall Street and big business.
They're just, they're fucking babies and they just want this, you know, zero regulation, zero interest rate environment.
So they can just make a mess of everything and take huge risks with everyone's money
Mm-hmm. And then when it goes wrong, they just go, I don't know. Sorry. We want the government to help us even though we told them to get the fuck out of her way
Yeah, and if you step in and have any kind of dissenting opinion, they try to make a fool out of you
Mm-hmm
And you just end up some like footnote in
Some documentary or book.
You're gonna be like Brooks Lee Bourne.
Who?
Brooks Lee Bourne.
She works for the CTFC.
She basically tried to tell Larry Summers, Alan Weinzpan, all of them about the, exactly.
Who?
She tried to tell everyone about the dangers of the derivative market leading up to the financial crash
And everyone was like shut the fuck up Brooksly born. Yeah, and now she gets to some like award. No one knows about
Well, you know capitalism isn't without its flaws
It's just that we've only had what how many crises since in the last fucking 20 years that seems normal
That seems part for the course. Yeah, no
There's a lot to be pissed off about here. There is. And it's not just the regulatory schedule either, right? Like,
these guys were risky with their money. It wasn't just the, like,
Greg Becker thought, who fucking cares? We don't have a chief risk officer for a year, right?
Where invested in the, in the safest shit imaginable. And it's not just them, right?
All these companies were keeping their money
in this bank way above the risk threshold.
Sure, yeah.
And, you know, there are now,
there's an article on Forbes with just like an entire game plan
of how they could have mitigated this risk.
If anyone, you know, you have companies like Roku,
they had close to $500 million.
In cash.
In cash.
In that bank.
Sitting in Silicon Valley bank.
Yeah.
Well, and you know what's funny is,
now all of this money flowing out of,
so there hasn't, there has been a bit of contagion
because now a lot of people who bank
with smaller regional banks have kind of panicked and well, cause a bunch of people who bank with smaller regional banks have panicked and because a bunch of
things have happened, Moody's, one of the three big credit rating agencies cut its view
on the entire banking system to negative from stable.
They said, quote, we have changed to negative from stable on our outlook on the US banking
system to reflect the rapid deterioration in the operating environment following deposit runs at Silicon Valley bank, Silvergate bank and signature
bank and the failures of SVB and SNY, uh, Moody said banks with substantial unrealized
securities losses and with non retail and uninsured US depositors may still be more sensitive
to depositor competition or ultimate flight with adverse effects
on funding, liquidity, earnings, and capital.
So basically, all of these other small banks are at,
kind of equal risk.
If everybody tries to run for the exits,
these banks are gonna fail
because they don't have ample liquidity to cover enough.
So this week, you saw, there were multiple banks.
There was Jesus Christ
first first republic
Western Alliance
There were a few others that their their stocks were down their stocks were cut in half on Monday
It was amazing. You see these charts and they're just a waterfall and
Guess who who wins fucking JP JP Morgan, Bank of America.
Right.
They saw an influx of an inflow of, I think,
JP Morgan alone this week.
So like $15 billion, probably way higher by now,
right?
Of people coming in.
So Jamie Dimons jerking off in his private jet, um,
right now, celebrating.
Also, you know, who was down the funny, so we mentioned Dodd Frank,
the Frank in theirs for Barney Frank, one of the authors of the bill.
Right.
Who was trying to regulate banks in the wake of the financial crash.
Mm-hmm.
He...
Give it to me.
...was on the board of signature bank.
Oh, yeah, baby.
And you know what he was doing as well?
Mm-hmm.
He was down at Congress lobbying for signature bank to be free of the same regulations. We're not risky, we know what we're fucking doing as well. He was down at Congress lobbying for Signature Bank to be free of the same regulations.
We're not risky.
We know what we're fucking doing.
Get out of our fucking way.
We know what we're doing, baby.
You got a cash out, baby.
There was a great article in Financial Times, the headline just Barney Frank.
It's just as Barney Frank.
Well, I had to make money.
That's beautiful.
It really is. It's beautiful. I had to make money. That's beautiful. It really is.
It's beautiful.
They had to make money.
Yeah.
Well, because guess what happened on Sunday?
Signature bank collapsed with $110 billion in assets.
Got shutdown Sunday after customers withdrew more than $10 billion in deposits on Friday due
to fears of exposure to crypto.
And guess what happened, man?
In 2018, it really is poetic. closure to crypto and guess what happened man in 2018.
It really is poetic.
So in 2018, as signature bank is leaning more
and more into crypto, the CEO Joseph DePolo said,
and I quote, blockchain technology is the future.
Scroll, it's up, it's up, there it is.
In 2018, the CEO Joseph DePolo said and I quote,
blockchain technology is the future.
You don't want to be caught short because in five years,
a number of banks will not be around because of blockchain technology.
And in five years, the very bank that this man run,
ran, is not around because of blockchain technology.
It is unbelievable, truly unbelievable.
The whole thing is truly unbelievable.
It really is, and this was the third biggest bank
collapse in American history.
Two and three, right after one another.
And these are just all our smartest, biggest brained guys.
Oh yeah.
You know, they're in charge of the economy.
They've got it all figured out.
Don't you fucking worry.
Don't you fucking say a goddamn word about regulation.
Also, a lot of these regulations,
they would just save them from themselves.
Yeah.
It's just like, that's the point.
Insane.
You know, and you see people crying about it online,
you know, well, what are you supposed to do if you have, you know, all this money
You're just supposed to spread it out to a bunch of banks like you and give them each 250 grand. Yes, dude
That's the whole fucking point of it to mitigate risk. So if your bank fails
You don't have all your money wrapped up in one bank. Well, it is tough because what do you do if you've got like fucking 50 million dollars?
Well, there's a lot of a lot of banks offer things, you know, companies manage this risk of bank
failure through recognized insurance strategies.
There are private sector solutions, intrifies insured cash sweep, which essentially cuts
up large accounts into 250 grand pieces and splits them across banks, participating in
its network.
C-Dars, another intrify product is a less liquid option that segments cash into CDs. You know, there are also some cash management accounts with a sweep feature or additional
insurance to take this take out.
There's a Forbes story with like all of these also presumably, if you're a bank or if
you're a company that could afford to have $500 million in cash parked in a bank, you
could afford to have a chief risk officer who could who could figure this out for you, right?
Sure.
A way to mitigate this risk.
I just don't understand if I'm going to be covered $250 at, let's say, 10 banks for
two and a half million dollars total across 10 banks.
And I'm going to be covered that way anyway.
Why not just cover me at one bank?
Did you not just hear what I said?
No, I did, but like still because if the government is covered, what? Because it mitigates everyone's risk, the government
saying you're covered up to 250 K. Right. If you park $2.5 million into one bank and that bank fails,
you're on the line for $2.5 million. If you park $250 grand in a bunch of banks and one bank fails, you're only
You're saying it saves the government. It saves the government. It saves everyone
Yeah, they're the ones funding this FDIC fund, right?
You're smart, dude
That's smart, but that's the problem. No one's like thinking about this
They're just going oh, I don't get it. Just let me leave it in one bank if you're gonna cover it
You should you should be in charge. I don't want to fucking be charge. I think you should. All you do, that's the thing.
All you do is get kicked around by these people.
Yeah, these banks.
Anyone trying to do any kind of sensible regulation.
Yeah.
You get fucking kicked around.
They tell you, oh, you're just,
you're getting in the way of fucking job.
Trying to create a job.
I'm trying to create jobs.
And you're trying to tell me I can't gamble
with people's money.
Cause it's gonna cost me more money.
This fucking sucks.
And they scream and cry and bitch.
Yeah.
And they fucking pull your pants down on TV.
Yeah.
And they point to your little dick and say,
Look at this.
Look at this.
This is what government regulation looks like.
Yeah, and it did.
And it did.
Look at his little silly penis.
Yeah, and it's Ted Cruz and we're all like,
we knew it was pathetic.
Ted Cruz does not want to regulate anything.
So it's not Ted Cruz, but.
Ted Cruz is smooth as a fucking kindle down there anyway.
But it's just, and I mean, that, you know,
I'm sure not even only in the government,
I'm sure there were people at these companies going,
ah gee, whiz, don't you think we should
and they go shut the fuck up?
Yeah, yeah, get the fuck outta here.
Don't you like making money, you fucking loser?
Yeah, so there's a, man.
So the collapse puts the Fed in a tricky position
because the Fed's tightening cycle
is now kind of on the brink of jeopardizing
financial stability as is evidenced by these banks failing
because it's pretty much a direct cause, you know.
But it's not the fault of the Fed.
And still data is showing that the interest rates aren't restrictive enough to curb demand.
So if that's the case, the Fed might have to choose between financial stability and inflation.
And you should argue that they should prioritize inflation because any kind of financial instability
might actually help with the inflation problem.
So what was the thing you said to me, the saying the fed raises rates till it breaks things
or something?
I mean, I didn't say that, but yeah, the fed, the fed, yeah, yeah.
I can't believe you're doing this.
But no, I'm gonna pursue.
You fucking said it to me.
But so now everybody's got to recalibrate
their projections for rate hikes. It was 50 basis points, but now it's 25 and no
mirror. I know we're on the mirror, even said that they think that the fed is
going to pause given the recent news. But you want to what you want to
metaphor that I do like because you won't come. It would go me on that one.
Okay, so this is from Nick Timmeros at the Wall Street Journal.
The one he's the, the Fed whisper.
Just always covering the Fed.
You're going to like this.
Oh, give it to me.
I'm ready.
The Fed raises rates to fight inflation by slowing the economy through tighter
financial conditions such as higher borrowing costs, lower stock prices,
and a stronger dollar.
That curb demand.
But the effects of those actions don't show up right away and can be akin to getting ketchup out of a glass bottle.
Smacking the bottle repeatedly leads to no results
and then too much of the condiment pours out.
Ooh man, you're like,
everybody knows you gotta tap that shit on the neck.
That's how you get the ketchup out.
But everyone knows that, like,
yeah, yeah, and then all of a sudden,
and then, great, the whole fucking bottle came out.
Yeah, god damn, that's a pretty good,
that's pretty good, Nick Timmerl's.
So that's what the fed's doing right now.
Yeah, tap in the bottle, come on baby.
Look, tap, tap, up, too much ketchup.
Ruined a couple bags.
Whoops.
So yeah, like I said, the treasury said,
said on Sunday that it, well, I didn't say this part.
I said moody, but then the Treasury also said on Sunday that it sees some institutions
with issues similar to Silicon Valley bank and investors worried that customers were going
to worry and pull their funds and move them to big banks.
Also the Federal Home Loan Bank, like I pointed out, was a key source of cash for regional
banks raised $88 billion in bond sales, which freaked out the market even more because Federal home loan bank, like I pointed out, was a key source of cash for regional banks,
raised $88 billion in bond sales,
which freaked out the market even more,
because it meant that the banks may require funding
to back up deposits in anticipation of all these withdrawals.
So then, like I said, you had a bunch of other banks'
stocks tanking.
First Republic went down 60% Western and Lions went down
over 50% wind trust, pack west.
It was just a mess of a week and it's still shaking out like first republic then bounced over a hundred percent and did I trade it? Fuck yeah, you better believe I traded it and but then it's down back to it's down
Like 30% as of us recording right now
But then there were rumors that
What's the bank that's CS credit
squeeze? No, the other one.
Fucking city. Oh god, damn it. I don't know. There was there was a bank that was
rumored this morning to be making an offer to take over first
republic, but as of right now, it's still so unknown. Like it, yeah,
because these things have kind of result the Silicon Valley Bank and
signature bank thing has resolved quickly. It kind of a lot of people are being like whoa
it's over that's it. And but it's like no there's still might be some other things that
need to shake out. They're wheeling Joe Biden out to to reassure
everyone. Nothing nothing nothing gives me more confidence than our just necrotic decaying
president to his direct metaphor for the American Empire just got everyone
settle down
The American economy is strong. Yeah, I'm pissed off because I have
Some put options on signature signature bank. I have the June
80 strike put option on signature.
I'm old with like 22 grand and it's just frozen
and nobody seems to have an answer for me
for what's gonna happen.
I got an answer for ya.
Thank you Charlie Munger.
So I'm pretty pissed off
because the stock just doesn't trade anymore.
It's just technically worth like zero
and I'm talking to my broker and I'm like,
hey, so I have these options and he's like,
yeah, well, there's not really an answer right now
about what to do.
And it's like, well, that's not fair.
Well, that's not fair.
Well, the other party to those options wrote those options.
Yeah.
And it's like, oh, they get to just get away,
Scott free, like, well, thank God
that company doesn't even exist anymore.
So, woo, thank God.
Like get the fuck out of here, that's not how it works.
The options clearing corporation is guaranteed,
they better fucking fix this or I will raise hell.
And you know I've got the clout in the finance world
to make waves, ripples.
Is that true? Droplets. Droplets? in the finance world to make waves, ripples.
Is that true? Droplets.
Droplets?
What's smaller than a droplet?
Particle?
Particle?
Particle?
I can't do shit, but I have the luxury of time
that they don't expire until fucking June, but still.
Ah, yeah, yeah, so.
I'm sure work itself out by then,
and if it's not, it won't matter,
because everything's probably belly up anyway.
Yeah.
So it's not worked out by tune or in trouble.
Yeah.
Well, so where are we now?
The everyone's trying to keep an eye on everything
and make sure this doesn't, yeah.
And the Biden, like you said,
really tank everything.
They also, so the Fed introduced this BTFP, the bank term funding program.
When did they do this this week?
Yeah, in the wake of all this. So, a bank measures to counterfall out from the failure.
The Federal Reserve said it would create a new lending program for banks, the bank term
funding program. The facility will allow banks to take advances from the Fed for up to a year by pledging
treasuries, mortgage-back bonds, and other debt as collateral. By allowing banks to pledge
their bonds, they can meet customer withdrawals without having to sell their bonds at a loss, which
is what Silicon Valley Bank did last week, sparking a run on the bank. So they'd put their own
lining assets up as collateral? Right. Okay. But the weird thing about it is they don't have to take any losses on it.
They just kind of just freeze them.
Well, because if you hold the bond to maturity, you're not going to lose anything.
You're going to get the yield regardless.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I like that.
But it was funny.
You were right.
They did wheel out Biden and he reassured the public this weekend that their money was safe and that the system is fine.
Did you, did you worry at all?
I didn't at all.
I had no, I didn't give it a second thought.
Just before we, we will get to that.
I just want to make sure, so people are kind of confused
about the bailout aspect of it and everyone saying
it's not taxpayer money, but I guess with this,
so if the banks can't repay all the advances in a year's time,
the Treasury Department is providing a
$25 billion credit $25 billion of credit protection to the Fed just in case the Federal Reserve does not anticipate that it will be necessary to draw on these backstop funds
But so it is being backstopped
The taxpayer may be on the hook if they can't get this under control. Well, what's one more thing for us to be on the hook about at this point
Right, what is it?
privatized gains Socialized losses. There you go. Yeah, that's one more thing for us to be on the hook about at this point, right? Right. What is it? Uh, privatized gains, uh, socialized losses.
There you go. Yeah. That's exactly what is it.
What were you asking me about?
Uh, uh, I don't know.
Oh, was I worried about it?
Oh, yeah. Were you worried about it?
I mean, I was, I had the loveliest weekend.
I couldn't, I couldn't, you were too busy watching tennis.
We were, we, I couldn't be more unbothered.
Um, I, I didn't want to be.
Been answered.
You know, we were truly, I got there Thursday evening
and we had been invited to a private country club for tennis.
So we went, we played three hours of tennis
and we woke up the next day, went back to the country club,
ate in the morning, we were playing tennis,
then we went straight to the games and then Saturday woke up, went back to the country club, eaten the morning, we're playing tennis, then we went straight to the games and then Saturday woke up, went
back to the country club, back to the games.
Wow, okay.
Well, and truly just a fantastic weekend.
That's great.
And, you know, just knowing that in the background, just silicone Valley tech guys are freaking
out.
That's just, that's just bonus for me.
You know what I mean?
Pretty cool.
I'm just there at the buffet scooping more on my plate.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, more beans.
More beans for me, please.
More beans for tennis boy.
Shit, you know, I forgot what I was going to say about this thing and about Biden and
stuff, but I think we've covered just about everything there is to cover.
We can get into other. Do you think we've covered just about everything there is to cover. We can get into other...
Do you think we've covered it all?
Yeah.
Can we scroll down?
There was more that we had...
Oh yeah.
Oh, well, the China being a better broker for world peace was the thing when you mentioned
the decline and decaying of American imperialism.
I saw this interesting piece that I shared with you.
This Harvard professor Stephen Walt commented on China's Saudi Iran deal.
Well, hard transition.
It, well, kinda, it's just, to him,
this is China picking up the mantle of being, quote,
a force for peace in the world,
which the US has largely abandoned in recent years.
How dare you, Steven?
Yeah, fucker.
Listen, you've ever heard of a piece through
for forcing people to be um but it is an interesting uh take on it which is that China uh basically wants
to just be left alone and leave everybody alone and because of their increasingly looming position as the the world leader in terms of GDP at least.
They might be the ones to eventually take over and set the example that America has long since
lost side of to to be like America. Who are you fooling anymore? Like who are we fooling?
Tons of people. Yeah, exactly. Well, but like the smart ones. There are tons of people in America
who I think they think every time we get involved
in another country, they're like,
this is good and we're promoting peace.
We're good in democracy.
Where are the good ones?
Yeah.
No, we have done.
We had the toppled that democratically elected government.
Yeah.
You saw them.
They might have, they would think about doing land reforms.
Yeah.
Did you see the president of El Salvador
just gave a really riveting speech to his own
parliament or whatever, excuse me, I don't know.
But he basically just said like,
we are not gonna be told what to do.
We are our own sovereign nation
and we want to be left alone and do our own thing.
It's like, fuck yeah.
Yeah.
We fucked up so many, we have fucked up so many countries.
Wow, what a novel idea.
Yeah, yeah.
We have a country have some autonomy to run the around government.
And I wonder if this kind of thing with China and Iran is going to serve as a wake up call
for America that like, hey, you can't be on top forever.
I mean, I think it's almost, you know, you're talking about China
moving into being the world power.
I think we're certainly gonna see a multi-polar world
where there's not just war.
Where there's snow everywhere.
Where there's not just one superpower
who controls everything and this is part of that, right?
And I'm sure the US is very worried about that.
You know, for a long time, they were the only game in town.
Yeah.
And now they're like, well shit, you're supposed to come to us.
And we're gonna give you, you know, a terrible deal
through the World Bank and IMF,
and then we're gonna own you forever.
Yeah.
And you're gonna have to service this debt.
And then when you default on it,
we come in and fuck all your shit up.
Yeah.
And we actually helped bring China out of the position that they were in, the poor position
that they were in decades ago.
And it's kind of poetic to see the protege, the student becomes the master.
I don't know if I would put it that way.
Really?
That we didn't, didn't we give a bunch of shit to China?
I mean, for a long time, it's like what we do, we just shun them.
We wouldn't even recognize mainly in China as a country.
We recognized Chiang Kai-shek in Taiwan,
or what was known as Formosa, I guess.
But we didn't because China is coming.
Because of Mao.
And it wasn't until Nixon, who started going
over there normalizing relations.
But I mean, that's insane. So now, and it wasn't until Nixon, who started going over there normalizing relations.
But I mean, that's insane.
It's like, if we opened up, if we normalize relationships with Cuba and be like, well,
we fixed it for you.
Yes.
Yeah.
But part of normalizing relations was opening up trade.
Sure, yeah.
And which was it major, major boom.
But I don't think it's fair to be like student because.
Well, of course.
But I'm just using a bad example of like,
because that would be, I'm gonna keep it,
because that is, let's keep it, no, it doesn't work.
Yeah, but it's more poetic that way.
Don't you want it to be poetic?
No, it's also weirdly,
Right, I've retracted this weird paternalistic relationship with other countries where it's also weirdly... Right, I've retracted. This weird paternalistic relationship
with other countries where it's like,
but we do that to everybody.
And it's a problem, and we gotta stop.
Maybe China will be the one to finally give us world peace.
Who knows?
Yeah, but it also takes a lot away from,
you know, the Chinese government and they were, look, I don why you're putting me in a weird position where I have to defend the fucking CCP and be like, I mean, they were able to bring a lot of people out of poverty.
But I'm, yeah, we're not, I'm simultaneously saying that I'm not going to give the US that... I think the credit for that, I'm also not gonna be like...
Yeah.
The CCP is strong.
Yeah, I think the conclusion is that pretty much all the world powers are innately intrinsically
bad and shits fucked.
God, we did such a good episode.
Now you're just like devolving to like shits. You're like a like a high school,
our college freshman and just don't like,
shits just fucked up.
Oh, fuck.
You know what, you know what,
you know what, here's some good news.
AMC apes can rejoice.
There we go.
At least there's some good news.
There we go.
Well, tell me what I voted overwhelmingly
in favor of a 10 for one reverse split.
And the CEO, Adam Aaron, Adam Aaron, whatever, tweeted today was a huge step forward for AMC, you voted
yes, yes, and yes, and it was a landslide vote 2, 88% yes for proposal 1, 87 yes for
proposal 2, and 87% yes for proposal 3.
My sincerest thanks for giving AMC the tools we need to continue fighting the good fight on your behalf
Man, what a fucking con artist shister. It's going to enable AMC to further dilute the apes
That's it. So what did they so they it was 10 to 1
So basically for every 10 shares you've got now, you only have one and the price is multiplied currently,
whatever the price is currently,
or at the time of the split, will be multiplied by 10.
So this is not so much of a split,
more of a consolidation.
Yeah, a reverse split is done.
A reverse split.
A reverse split is done when a stock.
When a name is split.
Yes, thank you.
Is done when a stock is in the shitter.
It's on the brink of getting delisted.
Also when a stock reaches a certain dollar amount, some institutions just have a hard and
fast rule against investing in it.
It's done to make it more attractive and make it look more
respectable because you know buying a $40 stock is better than buying a
fucking $4 stock. Interesting. But it also enables the company to then sell
shares still and that's probably what they're gonna do. Because a
formal split has a forward split. The other kind is when a stock is too big
and then you gotta make it more attractive.
Which also makes it more attractive.
Yeah, yeah.
You wanna be in a stock that's doing a forward split,
not a reverse split.
But the apes like this.
I don't even know.
I haven't looked on the subreddit,
but I'm sure that they are doing all kinds
of mental gymnastics.
Well, they've become, they're a bit like Q-ish, right?
So when Q gets something wrong, they can spin it.
No, no, this is a good thing.
Yeah, or this is all part of the plan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's the same.
It's a very, I think the apes have that mindset where nothing is bad news.
Yeah.
Oh, it's down to zero.
I'll put it as a plan, baby.
Cheaper to get in.
We'll get some new guys in here
It's just funny that this guy is so good at
He he's kind of like become the
The snake charmer the pipe pipe the pipe or so to speak he's saying thanks for continuing to fight the good fight
You're giving us the tools. It's like dude. Oh man. Just no shame in this guy. What's the follow up tweet down below?
Oh, yeah, oh, it's saving AMC is my so it's really funny
Listen listen, saving AMC is my professional mission and remember that I own millions of AMC shares and ape units too
I very much want AMC to succeed. I am absolutely
too. I very much want AMC to succeed. I am absolutely and passionately convinced that what you have approved today is in the best interests of AMC and all of our shareholders. Yeah, I mean,
he's not wrong. Saving AMC is his mission and he's going to have to do whatever it takes
to get there. And that's going to involve selling shares to raise cash because they need
fucking money to continue doing what they're doing.
So what happens now? We cannot implement what you approved today until the litigation in Delaware
Court is all. The next court hearing is on this matter is set for April 27th. Huge third tweet.
Yeah, so we had to bury the lead.
Oh, boo. Also, our hands are pretty much tied until we can clear some of those litigation stuff A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- a name stop subreddit or maybe AMC talking about the Moas and they're just I couldn't tell if it was joke post trying to get Moas if you know what I'm saying.
Oh yeah, Dougie.
It's just saying that I don't care.
I'm either going to hold to zero or they keep they always say that I'm either going to hold to zero or be a fucking multi billionaire.
I'm pretty sure that by now it's going to be hold by zero.
I think they think that it's pretty well established.
You have to say they are right. They are right. They are going to be hold zero. I think they think that it's pretty well established. You have to say they are right.
They are going to hold the zero.
They are either going to hold the zero.
They are going to hold the zero.
They are going to hold the zero.
Ah yeah, yeah.
He's not wrong when he says I'm either going to.
Yeah, or yeah.
What else have we got?
It's just heavily weighed in one.
There's got to be one more little thing.
Should we talk about
the opening thing? I just yeah I mean open the eye because there's this
yeah we'll save it put Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.
Does my favorite Jesus Christ will forgive my sins and take me to heaven with him?
Is that real? Nope, just made it up.
Off the dome. Really like that song.
Yeah.
A friend of Jesus is a friend of mine.
Yep, that's right. Jesus, grass.
We love him. We celebrate him every day.
Can't wait for his, is, is, um,
this is a Christian finance bug.
I don't mention that a lot.
It is the number one Christian finance bug.
The number one Christian finance podcast. You find me mention that a lot. It is the number one Christian finance podcast. The number one Christian finance podcast.
You find me another one and or your money back.
Or there might be some Christian finance podcasts
where they're like the best thing you can do.
Donate.
You're funny.
Donate.
Cause that comes back to handful, baby.
The yield on that is unbelievable.
Yeah, you know what the best yield out the price?
Paradise.
No, no, no.
God's love. God's love.
God's love pays infinity, infinite,
infinite amount of yield.
I mean, when you could go find 6% here,
you could find 10% there,
but only Jesus' love gives you all the yield
that you need in your heart.
So give to us.
And we'll donate.
Or in will, you know. You got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he just breaks character. Yeah, they've been doing it for like 10 years
So he's just like falls out of the preacher voice. You guys you folks will find it you find a find the link on the website
Donate all that you can it does it does fear that my private plane is leaving. So do I do have to go
Well that about wraps it up for this episode. Yeah, I think so. That wraps it up.
That wrapped it up. Yeah, we're gonna in there.
Yeah, they're saying that wrapped it up. They're saying that they're giving us the old hook.
Yeah. I'm hearing I'm hearing breaking right now that that wrapped it up.
To all of our new subscribers out there if you made it this far
We like to say what the fuck so you're sick, but also welcome and I want you to help
I want you guys to get help if you're still here every one of you still watching
If any if anything that I said about China upset you. I'm sorry
Yeah, he got real weird with the
Listen, I don't got real weird with the giant It's, I don't. I got real weird with the giant.
What the hell was that?
It's fucking first thing in the morning folks.
I don't know what's going on here.
I don't know what to think anymore about anything.
So please forgive.
Ben gets weird about giant.
Oh man, China, I love that food though, man.
You can't stop me when it comes to that orange chicken.
Oh baby.
And those rails that they build, they do it so fast,
and those trains go so fast,
and I do appreciate it.
Anyway, that, I think I have to give it to him.
I gotta give him props.
I do.
They put up rails like it's nobody's business.
Yeah, yeah.
Wish they'd make it mine.
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We're just looking at my penis.
No, I was looking at your mic wiggling around.
You were looking at my penis.
Now I'm looking at your penis.
God, I can see the outline.
The bisexuals are going, but Nan is right now.
Another theory was that the pilot did a suicide thing.
Well then, so that kinda makes sense
with the other one where it's like, okay fine.
Then what do you do with all those people?
At that point, why not just say, yeah, where the United States is?
You're gonna do that 270 people?
Hold on, your neck.
I basically was like, look, I'm not playing this game.
And he said, it's alright, you're just a kid.
I said, don't put your fucking hands on me.
That was the scariest thing I've ever heard.
I don't put your fucking hands on me. That was the scariest thing I've ever heard. I don't fuck her.
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