The Viall Files - E443 Bachelorette Men Bios Part 2 w/ Eilise Guilfoyle

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

Welcome back to The Viall Files: Bachelor Gossip Edition! Today on our freestyle episode, we are joined again by Eilise Guilfoyle to cover the rest of juicy Bachelorette Men Bios in anticipation of the next season of The Bachelorette starting next week! Diving into the bios, we talk about how the language the men use shows a lot about their expectations, we debate if the men are the ones writing the bios themselves or just answering questions, and the weirdest fun facts from the guys. We also take a look at the troublesome party-loving twins coming on this season, who already has the description of villain written all over them, and how a guy asking for a low maintenance girl can be the biggest red flag of them all. Be sure to tune in next week on July 11th, where we go back to our usual recaps as we dive into the next exciting season of The Bachelorette with Gabby and Rachel!  “He looks like he watched 50 Shades of Gray and took notes.” Please make sure to subscribe so you don’t miss an episode and as always send in your relationship questions to [e-mail] to be a part of our Monday episodes.  Pre-Order Nick’s Book: https://www.abramsbooks.com/product/dont-text-your-ex-happy-birthday_9781419755491/ Check out our new "Introvert" merch at http://www.viallfiles.com today! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: Hungryroot: Right now, Hungryroot is offering The Viall Files listeners 30% off your first delivery and free veggies for life. Just go to http://www.Hungryroot.com/VIALL, to get 30% off your first delivery and get your free veggies. Episode Socials:  @viallfiles @nickviall @itseiliseguilfoyle See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's going on everybody? Welcome back to another exciting episode of The Vile Files. I'm your host, Nick. This is The Vile Files. Amanda, Allie. Well, we're just going to get right into it because this is part two of the Bachelorette Men's Bios with Elise Galefoyle. Now, if you are, for some reason, I don't know why you wouldn't have, but if you didn't listen to last Tuesday's Freestyle, go back and listen to it.

It's fun. It's great. And at the end of that episode, we started the Bachelorette Men's Bios, the first four. So you don't want to miss those. I feel like that was some really good material. And then go back and check this out. So we literally just pick it back up from where we left it off the last episode.

Next week, The Bachelorette premieres. Big day. Big day. Big day. Let's get to the bios. Elise, good to be back with you. Hello. Let's just keep going.

I feel like we really started off strong last week. And we're wearing the same clothes. It's great. It's so cool. Yeah. This is just kind of my one fit. When you find what works, it works. You know what I'm saying?

It's like a uniform. We're just going to get right into it. We have so many more to go. Colin. Colin is giving me Van Heusen catalog. And not in a good way. Not that there would be a good way for that, but the quarter zip. Well, he is from Chicago.

And so classic standard Midwest. I mean, I've been guilty of this look. It's definitely Banana Republic. He looks like someone I would get really aggressive with at a bar. Yeah. Like I would. You would? Yes. I've been told that's the one someone I would get really aggressive with at a bar. Yeah. Like I would. You would? Yes.

I've been told that's the one reason I would get put in jail. What do you mean aggressive? Like you're fighting about politics with him at the bar? Or just like if he's fucking egotistical or if he was like trying to make a move on another woman, I think I would insert myself. Seems like he'd be kind of nice maybe, no? Yeah. I'm giving like. Almost Connor B vibes from Katie season.

I think if he's flawed, it's in a nice guy way. I imagine him... If he's flawed, I think he might lack the confidence that Chris might have too much of. He would be at like a Christmas party that my mom hosted and like he's... Because he is also 36. It's like, okay, what's going on?

Well, let's just read his bio. Maybe we have more to find out. Maybe we're guessing too early. Colin lives for the thrill of experience. Travel is his thing, and he hopes to find someone who wants to experience everything the world has to offer right alongside him. He hopes. That's a good sign. Watch out, though.

He says that the perfect woman is self-aware, courteous, and fun. She should have a good head on her shoulders, appreciate romantic gestures, and, of course, be up for adventure. Colin is not looking to be the passenger on someone else's train and wants to find a connection that is truly a partnership. For Colin, life is about creating long-lasting memories. And really, who could ask for anything more? She uses metaphors in his arguments with his girlfriend. Yeah. Fun facts. Colin would love to visit the International Space Station.

Cheers. He mansplains a lot. People who chew with their mouth open make Colin cringe. Not a hot take, Colin. It's like, we all love that. Like I'm confused. And then this is what I highlighted. Colin was the founding member of his high school's break dancing club, which to me gives like the sweaty guy at middle school dance energy. But I don't know what kind of school, like if it was a hit with the ladies. Connor B, I'm telling you,

Connor B fans, he'll break dance, fight anyone. What if he's really bad at break dancing though? Here's my thing though. What if he's a Michael A energy? Is that the hot widow? Hot widow dad. He's not giving me that energy. He seems like he would be nice. Like banker, you know.

I could see him like ordering, which I don hate maybe an apparel spritz for the evening i guess it's a big question if colin wrote i'm not looking to be a the passenger on someone else's train and wants to find a connection that is a truly true partnership if he wrote that and if he wrote she should have a good head on her shoulders. I'm really on, I think, I'm wondering if I'm onto something here that should versus. Unless they just said like, unless they did bullets and they were like,

someone who's self-aware, someone who, and then they made it. She should be self-aware. Or if the copywriter was just like alternating. Yeah, I was like, I'm great as shit. But they're not looking to be the passenger on someone else's train.

Like, why not? That sounds, that to me, sounds like a direct reference to a previous relationship. Or a John Green novel. Sounds like baggage. Yeah. It's like I'm.

Colin's got some baggage. A good emotional story maybe we'll get from him. It's like very specific to like some past experiences. Yeah, like what happened with the ex. We better see him breakdance.

Colin supported his girlfriend through law school and got dumped. Oh no. Oh. Yeah. Sorry Colin. She didn't support his breakdancing.

It would be hard to support. It would be hard to support. Eric with an H. With an H. Which makes me think is from nobility. Or like Silver Lake. Or like Silver Lake. He looks a bit Scandinavian.

Like a Sven. He's kind of hot. He's attractive. He's going to yell like a Viking. Alright, Eric is a handsome guy whose quiet confidence is hard to ignore. He describes himself as low key, funny, outdoorsy, and a bit

mysterious with a fun side. When it comes to relationships, Eric acts with intention and is looking for the real deal. He doesn't want to be in a relationship just to be in a relationship and says that the next time he commits it's for the real deal. He doesn't want to be in a relationship just to be in a relationship and says that the next time he commits, it's for the long haul. His perfect partner is easygoing, selfish, and communicative. And while he says he doesn't have a type, he often finds himself attracted to taller women. Gabby. He loves doing the unexpected and finds joy in making someone

feel special. Above all, Eric hopes to find his best friend and someone with whom he can spend a lifetime of quality time. Fun facts. Eric has no interest in going to an escape room. Trauma. Trauma. Eric likes his- I don't want to figure things out. Do not lock me in there.

It's like, what is that about? I'm almost certain that Eric didn't write the word whom. I love that, though. With whom? We know that there will be an escape room date, right? Oh, and he panics. That's an awesome conversation. Is he just claustrophobic?

They've had escape room dates before. That's my nightmare. I'm so bad in those. My family is so competitive. They love escape rooms because they're white. Continue. Speaking of white, Eric likes his wine both white and red. And Eric... That's all he's got.

Yeah. And Eric dreams of seeing the Northern Lights in person. In fairness to these guys, I think they answered a bunch of questions and they like handpicked three. But the best they have is that he likes both red and white. And he loves diverse women, meaning

taller women. He does not have a type. He wouldn't even mind if a woman's taller than him. It's like, God, what a guy. And the fact that he called, I hope that they didn't write this themselves because he does describe himself with a quiet confidence that's hard to ignore, which I just love. I hope it was like pulling teeth to get the answers for this interview. I hope he was very quiet and demure and humble. Yeah.

I like his energy kind of. The bracelets though. The bracelets. Interesting. Look at his hands. Nice hands. Those are worker hands. Nice arms.

His arms look like that. He is giving me Eddie Bauer, whereas the other guy was giving me Van Heusen. So that's a good change. He's a handsome guy. I was going to say I think a picture of Rachel I feel like anyone who closely resembles Clayton, Rachel will be into. Which is most of the cast most years I feel like.

I feel like Gabby will be interested in everyone who doesn't look like Clayton. Interesting. Well let's see who's next. Ethan. Okay Ethan. I like the pose. Ethan's giving us like J. Crew. Interesting. Well, let's see who's next. Ethan. Okay, Ethan. I like the pose. Ethan's giving us like J. Crew. Yeah. I love how he's almost fully turned around.

Just like on his way. It looks like he's waiting in line. Really sexy bus stop photo. He's an ad executive. Oh, okay. He's from New York. Sexy. Ethan is a hopeless romantic who isn't afraid to wear his heart on his sleeve.

He loves his life in New York City, but he's at the point where going out until 4 a.m. is of no interest and would rather spend time whining and dining a woman who's just as ready to settle down as he is. Ethan's dream woman is genuine, family-oriented, comfortable in their own skin, and above all else, fun. Gabby? He credits his mother with teaching him to value a woman's love. Creepy. And that thanks to her, he enjoys making a woman feel special and appreciated. This with his mom is, you know, giving me pause.

Ethan is a big believer in signs, and thanks to a few well-timed coincidences, he feels like this is exactly where he's meant to be. Will the stars be aligned as he makes his way out of the limo? Twinkle, twinkle, Ethan. Ew. Well, that didn't write. That was... That was on him.

But he's in advertising. He did write that. He might have written that. He's like, with a pen. Yeah. They really did him dirty if he didn't write it. Ethan says he is the king of Monopoly. So can we have a Monopoly Yahtzee like battle to the death?

Yep. Ethan's perfect breakfast is pancakes and hash browns. Extra crispy. Watching Entourage cheers Ethan up when he is down. Sobbing. Puts it on Netflix. My biggest red flag is he's a big Sobbing. Puts it on Netflix. My biggest red flag is he's a big believer in signs.

Twinkle, twinkle. Him and Rachel are going to, do you also believe everything happens for a reason? No way. Me too. I have a feeling we're going to hear about his few well-timed coincidences. They just throw that out there. I think Rachel, Ethan.

All right. Grocery store Joe. Hayden, 29, leisure executive. What does that mean? My dream career. I'm curious. Well, he's from Florida, so maybe it has to do with like vacationing, water sports. Jet ski rental. Yeah.

Nice smile. With a bit of the accent and a lot of the charm, Hayden is proud of his southern roots. He tries not to take life so seriously and loves to golf, hit the beach, and work his magic on the grill. He considers himself to be very romantic and enjoys planning extravagant dates to make his partner feel special. Hayden is looking for a thoughtful and trustworthy woman who appreciates him for the man he is, even on his worst days. Anger issues. She must also love dogs because Hayden and his good boy, Rambo,

are a package deal. No one is getting a ring on their finger without Rambo's approval. So let's get this party started. Stop. I feel physically ill in my body after reading that. And his good boy, Rambo.

His good boy, Rambo, who she must also love, in all caps, too. She must love dogs. He loves baked potatoes. That's the whitest thing I've ever heard. I just can't.

With the dogs, too? He definitely is an everyman kind of guy. Cooks it up on the grill. Stop. Hayden likes to end his day with a dip in the hot tub. So he owns a hot tub.

I mean, that's a point for him. He's a leisure executive. Hayden has a hot tub. with a dip in the hot tub So he owns a hot tub I mean that's a point for him He's a leisure executive Hayden has a hot tub With a dip in the hot tub Hayden loves country music He's had a lot of sex in his hot tub He has had so much sex in his hot tub As Rambo watches

Rambo's like right on Right on Hayden loves country music and would thrive at stagecoach I'm not sure that's true The man loves baked potatoes among all else You don't think he loves country music and would thrive at stagecoach i'm not sure that's true the man loves baked potatoes among all else you don't think i don't think they have country music i just feel like stagecoach would be a little too much for him no he'd be fine i feel like it's not that hard to thrive in a music festival god it sounds great i've never been but it's on my agenda next year

i feel like he has probably had a lot of sex with a lot of women at stagecoach and good for him but he's he is, we got the wholesome Southern traditional gentleman vibe. But that's how he presents. But deep down, he could be a... I think he could do well.

He's cute. He's attractive. Yeah. Southern charm can go a long way. It's a very big smile. It's a very genuine big smile.

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Can we get him in the pose the other guy had? A ponytail or it's very slicked back. It's got to be like a little bun i hope it's a ponytail why does he look like he's presenting at shark tank right now i'm asking for one million dollars it's like come on he does i i feel like he is a type of guy who's might be really hot in person but like doesn't photograph well he He photographs fine but I feel like I think he might be better looking in person.

I'm curious to see Also like that might be a ponytail. I want him to turn around. I cannot figure out if that's his it must be a ponytail. He looks tall.

I mean he's an attractive dude. He's got a little gap tooth action happening. Okay. Jacob knows exactly what he wants in a wife. He admits he's picky but since he's looking

for a love to last a lifetime, he doesn't see that as a bad thing. Jacob's ideal wife will turn heads. Turn your head, sir. I want to see what's back there. With her looks

wherever she goes and have beauty on the inside that matches. Okay, so he wants someone who's flaming hot. For Jacob, keeping his fitness routine in check is high

on the priority list, so his ideal partner should want to maintain a healthy lifestyle and be able to have fun working up a sweat both in and out of the gym. Is that sexual? Yeah. Cool. Jacob is ready to let his guard down when he meets someone who checks all of his boxes. Fun facts.

Jacob reads 30 to 40 books a year. Jacob loves to camp in national parks. Jacob reads 30 to 40 books a year. Jacob loves to camp in national parks. Jacob doesn't eat cake. This guy sounds like a nightmare. I'm sorry. Really? And I like people who like their fitness. What's the biggest red flag? Half of his paragraph was

about he wants a wife that turns heads and likes to not only just like and likes to go to the gym and whatever, but she has to have fun working up a sweat in the gym, which I always. And out of the gym. That's the big in and out. I find it weird when they like have to mention that they like need someone who fitness is a high priority

instead of just saying that like they like to go to the gym. Yeah. So he's openly admitting he likes it. He wants a trophy wife. Yeah. Right. And he has no shame about it. He admits he's picky, but he doesn't see it as a bad thing.

I could see him as maybe a villain type. I mean, I don't know, but I think it's a little he's picky. He doesn't think that's a bad thing. In a long winded way. He just says, I want a hot girlfriend that other people want to have sex with. And I hope she keeps maintaining her physique. I think he could also be one of those people where maybe if the mentality coaches of the world are automatic red flags and someone that gets sent home,

he could maybe make a good first impression, but then there are some doubts. I like that he reads a lot, though. I wish I read more. And I think guys who read are hot. All right. Why doesn't he eat cake? Fitness. Fitness.

And you better believe his wife will not be allowed to eat cake either. It'll be interesting to see how much, if at all, these bios translate. We're just so wrong. Next up. James. Meatball enthusiast. I like that. Love a meatball.

Love a meatball. I hope I get a chance To make him some I don't think I will I thought he was not Wearing pants for a second I turned I turned And I was shocked

Yeah the fit I was like There is a penis on the screen And I just I'm shocked There's a lot happening And the pants are very tight Why do I feel like

They've been blurred a bit Like in post Like it was a little bunched Some meatball stains Alright Amanda Tell us James is a charmer With dimples so cute blurred a bit like in post like it was a little bunched some meatball stains all right amanda tell us james is a charmer with dimples so cute that you can't help but smile he's ready to find someone to bring home to meet his loving big italian family and says that he hopes to find someone that will care about him just as much as he cares about them he's looking for a relationship

with undeniable chemistry and wants to find his best friend with whom he can build an amazing life. He also wants six kids, so his future bride should be ready and excited for the nonstop thrill ride that is parenthood. For James? If you want to date James,

I think you are going to have to love required family events. Yeah. He's going to buy like one of those little, like those vans, you know, so that way he can take all six of his kids. Those white vans.

Yes. The big ones. You're going to have to love the in-laws and you're going to have to love going to their many scheduled family. And if you don't, you can't even drink your way through because you're going to be pregnant for like eight years.

Correct. Such a good point. Yeah, I did highlight the future bride part. I love that they called it the nonstop thrill ride that is parenthood. Is it a thrill ride though?

I don't know. I was like, that's it. What a glamorous way to describe vomit. Mom had a good life. Did she? He looks like he stays at a hot temperature. Like he's sweaty? He had a good life. He looks like he stays at a hot temperature.

He seems a little sweaty. Maybe that's just the piping hot meatballs line that's giving me that. I feel like he's really nice. I feel like this pose, the photograph photographer made him pick is not doing him justice. They did him dirty. Is he putting the coat

on or is he taking it off? I have many questions. I think off because I think he's sweaty. I think he's sweaty, yeah. He's quite funny. The oven's on. Fun fact. He likes to water ski.

He likes to water ski. That's cool. That's fun. Well, good. He can go home with Hayden and they can do their leisure enthusiasm together. He's 25, but on the younger side, I don't think he's going to do very well. The fact that he is on the younger side and he has these very aspirational, traditional family values, I think it's a guy who still has a lot to learn about himself. I always wonder when they

give him the weird careers, meatball enthusiasts and stuff like that, I don't feel like those guys end up making it as far with the little hijinks and stuff. Not that I don't feel like those guys end up making it as far, you know, with the little hijinks and stuff as, not that I don't know what he actually does, but. He's hit or miss. Because it was one of the, when was the last time that someone who was like, I'd have to look back. A weird one.

Yeah, normally it's like sales associate or whatever makes it. Yeah, you're probably right. I mean, he's 25, so he's on the younger, bit of a younger side. 25, doesn't have a job, it appears. Yeah. Right?

Yeah, working in mama's kitchen. Getting ready for him to talk a lot about meatballs. A lot about meatballs and his family. Not my favorite pose, Jason. Oh, poor Jason. He looks like the guy- That's not his fault. I know.

Who smiles and is sad. You know that meme that I'm talking about? There's some sadness behind his eyes. Yeah, yeah. A little unsure of himself. Well. Because I would be too if I had a photographer

telling me to stand that way. He looks pretty uncomfortable. is an investment banker from Santa Monica, California. He's honestly like, why the fuck am I doing here? I might like him. I think I like him.

Because he's just like, I shouldn't be doing this. This is not who I am. I think he's uncomfortable. He looks like he's talking to someone with bad breath. But he's he's just like i shouldn't be doing this this is not who i am i think he's uncomfortable he looks like he's talking to someone with like bad breath but he's sticking it out jason is a relationship kind of guy he loves love and is ready to find a woman with whom to laugh and grow through life he is never the loudest guy in the room yet still somehow has an undeniable presence about him he loves to to surf, dance, and play tennis.

Jason is looking for a woman who is adventurous, trustworthy, and down to enjoy a few drinks while the sun sets. He values authenticity and says that when he finds the one, the vibes will tell him all he needs to know. Gabby and Rachel, you hear that in all caps. Good vibes only. I know this much. I would hate hanging out with jason

because he loves touring historical homes hates coca-cola and his favorite pastime is stargazing i can't say i'm a fan that no another thing about that i love coca-cola i try not to drink it but the other two stuff i mean like i was liking him for a bit. He was like, I like it when they say that they want to laugh because I think that's important. And some of the guys haven't said that. But the vibes, the way that you find your spouse with simply seeking vibes is interesting. Good vibes only.

And he's 30. It's like, I feel like good vibes only isn't allowed to be like much in the conversation past 25. It's like every time like good vibes only isn't allowed to be like much in the conversation past 25. Totally. It's like every time his exes in the past will like bring up like, hey, can we just talk about like something? I just want to get off my chest. He's like, no, good vibes only. I feel like you're bringing down the vibes.

Bring down the vibe. We're here to party. Stop talking. I'm breaking up with you. Good vibes only. Vibe check. Where is he finding all the historical homes? Where is he from? This is his favorite pastime. Santa Monica.

I don't mind like looking at a star or two, but like How is that a pastime? Yeah, it's his favorite pastime. How does that pass the time? I just, I'm wondering about the homes. I wonder if he'll touch on that. He lives in Santa Monica. He doesn't live in like

Williamsburg, Virginia. So I find that odd. Maybe when he travels, he finds historical homes. All right. Sounds boring. Oh my God. Sounds like a good time. Drum roll, please.

Number one of two. Number one of two. Okay. Oh yeah. And because they're not an alphabetical, okay, they have different first names. Immediately giving me DJ. Were you expecting them to have the same name? No, I just expected the twins to be together because we're going in alphabetical. Okay, they have different first names. Immediately giving me DJ and twins. Were you expecting them to have the same name?

No, I just expected the twins to be together because we're going in alphabetical order. This is my twin brother, Joey. I myself am also Joey. Awesome. They both have the same name. I mean, honestly, looking at these guys, I wouldn't doubt it.

There's so many J names. So many J names. Joey. All right, Joey's 24. He's giving me immediate club promoter energy. 100%. Joey is a lovable goofball. When he's not out looking for love,

he loves to hit the clubs in New York City for a night out with the boys or spend time at home unwinding from a hard day's work with his identical twin brother, Justin. He does cocaine. He does cocaine. He does cocaine. The man's a drug addict. What is the job?

Affording his cocaine habit. Twin and cocaine user. Joey's definitely done cocaine. We start like a terrible rumor about this man that he's just a coke addict. Yeah, we don't know. He did have to pass a drug test to get on the show. So there's that. Oh, oh, another should. Joey is did have to pass a drug test to get on the show. So there's that. Oh, oh, another should. Joey is ready to be in a serious relationship and says

he is looking for someone affectionate, family-oriented, and sweet, and she should be a good communicator and appreciate a good hug because, according to Joey, his are pretty great. I think these guys are writing should. At the end of the day, Joey is looking for someone to build a life with. So hope you're ready, ladies. At 24? A 24-year-old club rat wants to settle down?

No way. The first fun fact, nothing makes Joey happier than winning. Again, it's like we had the good haircut. Okay, he gives me like on your hinge profile when it's like I'm overly competitive about everything. Oh, my God. Give me a break. First round is on me. Always on me.

Yeah. It's like, come on. He gives me creepy guy at the end of the bar hitting on drunk women vibes, if I'm being honest. Yeah. Am I wrong? Well, yeah. He's 24 and he's like, he wants to live off cheeseburgers. It's like, so do we all joey but we

don't mention it in our short bio to get onto a dating show and he loves go-karting and fairness to these guys because caitlin i recently did her podcast and she asked me she tried to look up mine and i just remember being so like tired from all the like the tests that you have to do i remember like just not giving a fuck and not thinking any of these would be public did she find yours no so that would be as and just another reminder we are being harsh who knows with these guys for fun it's for fun joey we don't know if you do cocaine but but joey if you don't just know that you give those vibes stop talking about going to clubs in new york city as your favorite thing to do. All right, his twin. So we already know that Joey's lasting longer than Justin.

Why do you say that? Because he's the other twin. Oh. The beta twin. Yeah, he's the beta. Joey has his hands together like he's up to something, and this guy is- Mischievous. This guy has more of a, like, whatever.

They have matching necklaces. Yeah, they do. Well, Justin is the life of the party he is a hard-working go-getter who enjoys clubbing in new york was the life of the party they both are competing and they're the exact same person they'll just continue competing until they die he's a hard-working go-getter who enjoys clubbing in new york city probably with his oh yeah it literally is with his favorite wingman, his identical twin brother, Joey. And his Coke dealer. Justin describes himself as attentive and loyal

and says that he is ready to settle down when he meets the right one. Are they going to get houses next door to each other? Yeah. Yeah, a duplex for sure. His perfect woman is honest, outgoing, and family-oriented. Communication is everything to Justin, and long-term, he could never be with someone

who has issues opening up. Justin is ready to find his forever, and so, Gabby and Rachel, hope you're in it to twin it. I do like that he wants to learn how to salsa dance. Yeah, that's cool. That's aspirational and interesting. This is the fun fact that Elise is talking about.

Please deliver it to the world. If Justin Y could live in any other decade, he would choose the early 90s, where he has already grown up. He's 24, so he was born in 97? Oh, early 90s. 97 or 98. 97, 98?

It's basically choosing your own decade. It's just really like the 20s, 50s. He just wanted to know what was happening those first seven years. 60s, yeah. I find it so odd. What decade would you pick? I mean, maybe like the 80s.

It'd be fun. At least we could vote then. I was always a fan of the 19, Back to the Future's 1955. Yeah, I mean, I feel like the 50s. 50s would have been nice as a dude. 20s, yeah. I would suck at it as a 50s housewife.

If you watch Mad Men, it's not great for the three of you. The style is cool, but we had no personalities. Any time before the... Every man is like, any decade is cool. We're like, it'd be cool

if we could vote. I don't really know which one. That'd be sick. Don't have suffrage. Didn't have a lot of suffering. Alrighty. Moving on. We, don't have suffrage. Didn't have a lot of suffering, so. All righty. Moving on.

We gotta go back up to John. I think John looks so cute. I know. Earnest John. He looks nice. He looks really nice. Connor B, maybe, though. Yeah.

No. I fear. I like the knit polo. Good dresser. It's like a sweater shirt. That's a good, that's a man who's on top of his fashion. Those are currently in. Yeah, that's a good look. It's like a sweater shirt. That's a good, that's a man who's on top of his fashion. Those are currently in? Yeah, he's cute.

He's giving, I feel like he'd have a lisp, which is great. Yeah. It's giving me that, you know? That's very specific for a photo.

I, am I wrong? I'm just, I, that's my opinion. John is a sweet and genuine man who will do anything

for people for whom, anything for for people for whom, anything for the people for whom he truly cares. See, English teacher, he probably did write the whom in this one. Though he may come off as shy at first, once you get to know John, it's hard to ignore the positivity that radiates from within him. John's perfect woman is loving, honest, and vocal about what she wants in her partner. She should want to keep life

exciting, but also be a shoulder to lean on when life throws the inevitable curveball. John says that when it comes to love, he's very intentional in every move he makes. And you may be wondering, what are his intentions with our bachelorettes? He's ready to put a ring on it. I love how they're like, you might be wondering. John enjoys dressing up so much that sometimes he puts on a suit to go to the grocery store. I told you. This guy loves fashion. I love that.

His knit polo is a dead giveaway. I did not expect that one of his fun facts is John would love to be the face of a big clothing brand. Like of his own brand or modeling? I think that's cool. The man likes fashion.

He's kind of like hot teacher vibes. Oh my God. If you're in high, like, oh my God, if he's your teacher, Oh teacher vibes oh my god if you're in high like oh my god if he's your teacher oh yeah game over oh my god i don't i don't think he's gonna be right for either of our bachelorettes i think gabby i mean i think rachel like rachel's dad seems more blue collar clayton blue collar i think get rachel likes is gonna like more of a brawny blue collar type of guy yeah that's not this guy who

dresses in a suit to go grocery shopping I think you know Rachel could be best friends with this guy and he could be fun he might be light hearted and if he sticks around it'll be because he's like easy to talk to and positive yeah like he

has like maybe trey vibes from from katie's season i hope he's cool he seems like he'd be cute and nice but what if he's just like terrible he's just like kind of bro you know english teacher nashville i have a hard time imagining he's going to suck. He might not be a star. He might not connect with either of these women. But I think he'll be – I could see him being around for a while because he's just like easy to be around, talkative. Like substantive and kind. Yeah.

We'll just kind of like get along with people. I think he's cute. I like him. John. All right. Johnny. Johnny. Oh, this guy. Looks like a fuck John. All right. Johnny. Johnny. Oh, this guy.

Looks like a fuck boy. This guy scares me a lot. Like, why are you looking at me like that, Johnny? He definitely looks like he's from Florida. Yeah. He's giving me major Florida, bro. He looks like he watched Fifty Shades of Grey and took active notes. Took too many notes.

Just. Like, he built his own red room. He's like, she likes it when he did that. She likes it when he did. Okay. He's a sucker for a good smile. Awesome. Cool.

He is laid back. He's a simple man. Okay, he's from Palm Beach, Florida. His activities are favorable for him, though. Yeah. If his picture says douchebag, his fun facts say maybe a cool hang i mean anyone who admits like wanting to be a rapper it's like yeah unless he goes on a group date and it's really cringy and he's like rachel i wrote this for you to the what's his name can break dance i mean

it's just a yeah but there's no between saying my childhood dream is to be a rapper and taking yourself too seriously as someone who can rap as an adult. Like currently being a rapper kind of vibe. It says that he likes surfing with the boys. Oh, okay. So he also has a huge, crazy Italian family. He enjoys surfing with the boys, taking advantage of any free time to plan his next travel adventure. Johnny's perfect woman is intelligent, outgoing, and athletic.

She'll also have good hygiene he has had some past stanky girlfriends and love barry white and frank sinatra just as much as he does johnny's a sucker for a good smile says he'll do whatever it takes to make his partner light up coke uh johnny is a forward thinker and says that he can't be with anyone who's hung up on past relationships he's ready to start the next chapter of his life and now he just needs to find the right woman to stand by his side he's 25 the fact that he is italian like maybe he's heard of frank sinatra and barry white earlier in life but like reading this like it reminds me of like when i turned 25 or like in my early 20s i discovered yeah frank sinatra and i generally liked it yeah but then i can imagine being 25

going on the bachelor and thinking it sounds really mature and cool yeah and putting it down makes your whole personality yeah it's like yeah where i don't actually think he cares all that much about barry white or frank sinatra i'm sure he like has a couple songs listens to him likes him but i also again wonder if it's one of those things where they were like what musical artist do you like and he lists two and they're like his wife must love frank sinatra you know like their first dance will be yeah it's like but anyone who likes corny jokes and fishing and wants to have been a rapper when they were six, I don't know.

I'm willing to give him a shot. Florida realtor boy. His picture just doesn't do him any justice. At 25, I think he's too young to be a real content. There's a lot of 25-year-olds. There's a lot of young guys. I thought there was a lot. And then it's 36.

How old is Rachel and Gabby? I and they were each like 29 28 29 i know i believe gabby is 30 and rachel is 26 is what i i was all off i think just they should have given them a few older guys because a lot of these guys 25 is young okay so gabby's 31 right now, and Rachel is 26. That's kind of an odd choice. I weirdly feel like Johnny might surprise us. All right. Jordan. Tats.

Oh. He's also got those beaded bracelets. Yeah. Looks like he'd tell you about his time in the Cayman Islands or something. 100%. That's where he got one of those tattoos. It's where we all have one. We all have one. Self-described as spiritual.

Alright, what else? Say Jordan H. Jordan H. So he's 25, software developer from Tampa. Few men from Tampa. Jordan H. is an adrenaline junkie who falls hard and fast. He loves to spend his free time racing dirt bikes and hopes

to find a woman who wants to experience life's greatest thrills by his side. Jordan H. has true intentions of finding love and, wait for it, is definitely here for the right reasons. So sus to say that. His perfect match is mature, independent, exciting, and ready to have a big family because Jordanordan h wants a ton of kids a ton she should love spontaneity and be ready to get flowers on any random day of the week because that is jordan h's favorite move lucky her right i don't think it's gonna be on long if he mentioned dirt bike in both his bio and his fun facts like we get it you ride dirt bikes his fun facts he says fourth of july is his favorite dirt bikes. His fun facts? He says 4th of July is his favorite holiday.

Loves Florida, but hates Florida drivers. Yeah, he didn't pick his fun facts to highlight. I just find it interesting that they mention that twice. Everyone else's fun facts added something different.

Did it, though? He might have, like, his roll-in, like, on the intro will be definitely him on a dirt bike. Oh, my God. Yeah.

With a firework for 4th of July. There's going to be a lot of that energy. I don't feel like a drag racer. Okay. Jordan V, I've moved on. He seems like he could be cool. I don't know.

Jordan V or Jordan H? Jordan H. I don't know. He seems like he's from Florida, likes Florida, hates Florida drivers. I don't know. I didn't see too many red flags. It's like with any of these men, they have good energy.

It's all okay. Okay. Jordan V. Jordan V looks young. Why did they choose this photo? It's like he was holding like a briefcase, but it got Photoshopped out. The shoes. It looks like he's wearing like pants that have socks attached to them.

That whole fit is really bad. It's half of footie pajamas. I think they also all give all these guys bracelets or a watch or something because they all have- They need accessories. I mean, this guy's going zero to 337 miles per hour in less than four seconds. He doesn't have time to worry about- But to wear- Good cut jeans.

He has the need for speed is what it says. what to wear cut jeans he has the need for speed is what it says and it says that he likes to relax on the lake and watch James Bond movies

loves spending time with his nephews which sometimes a guy who's like two only talks about their nieces and nephews sometimes I feel like this might be a hot take

but like can be a fuck boy yeah like they use the kids they use it to be like I boy. Yeah. Like they're like, yeah, they use the kids to be like, I'm so good with my whole life. Yeah. And they'll like show you pictures of them at the bungalow just to like sleep with you later.

The opposite direction. I was going to go the ones who like always bring up their nieces and nephews are the ones who like, like try too hard and can't get a girlfriend. Jordan says the most romantic gift you can give is a handwritten letter. Oh my god, he would love Amanda. I was so sure you were going to say handjob. That's not. The most romantic

gifts you can give in no world is a handwritten letter. That's kind of sweet. Yeah, that's alright. Also, I think a handjob is romantic too. The most romantic gift is a little handjob. romantic too. The most romantic gift is a little handjob. I kid.

All right. All right, moving on. Justin B, 32, physical therapist. Ooh. I would trust him to do some back cracking and stuff.

He's handsome. Lover, not a fighter. Why don't we get the full body? You love what? The first line of his bio is, Justin B is a lover, not a fighter.

Okay. That's an awesome way to start. He's all about creating memories and life's little moments and dreams of having a woman who will enjoy what the world has to offer by his side. He's not just looking for his best friend, but rather wants someone who can keep him excited as life naturally settles into calm. His dream woman is open-minded, fit,

and always striving to be the best version of herself. Justin B. is a glass-half-full kind of guy who's optimistic to his core. And let me tell you, one thing he is really excited about is meeting Gabby and Rachel. Go get them, tiger! His grandpa wrote that.

He loves the smell of jasmine. I feel like that's all I really need to know about him. That's classic. There it is. It's a lot. Coffee shops are his happy place. And he dreams of traveling the U.S. in a van. Definitely not a guy for Rachel.

Maybe Gabby. I could see Gabby. Because of the van? Yeah, I think Gabby might be more into, like he's- Adventuring. He's more of an emotional, kind of in touch with his feelings. I think, I mean rachel was obsessed with with with clayton and and clayton wants to like be a viking yeah that's true and again rachel's

dad very blue collar guy as well this guy likes jasmine and hangs out at coffee shops and he's a lover not a fighter yeah let's not forget i think he's one of the hotter people in terms of like what he's bringing to the table also. Like a physical therapist. Yes, please. And he's a little older. I mean, like not super older, but. 100% Gabby. If it's the only thing I'm certain of so far is that this guy will be in Gabby's dating pool.

Alrighty. Kirk. Kirk. Kirk. He. Kirk. He looks like he would be a part of a Christian band. I just was saying youth pastor.

Yep, yep, yep. Right? Yep. Yeah, giving youth pastor energy. This is him being like, hey, let's chat. I heard you were like going to parties and stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. He's giving me that vibe. I mean, he's a college football coach. As the band starts to play, I want you to take a moment. Yeah. Close your eyes. Yep.

Think about why you showed up today. But he also like crashes college parties and hangs out. 100%. Yeah. How demanding his work schedule is. Kirk is a successful football coach who's ready to find love that will go the distance. During the season, he works seven days a week and wants a partner that understands how demanding his work schedule is and will happily hold down

the fort while he's away. That being said, he's looking for an independent woman and someone who will be his teammate through the hardest of times. Kirk loves being the fun uncle to his brother's kids, but if it's true love that he finds with either Gabby or Rachel, he is ready to go for the W and put a ring on

it to start a family of his own. Touchdown. Hell yeah. Where's Santorini? Is that? Greece. It's Greece? Okay. I liked his fun facts. It says he loves golf, but isn't very good at it, which I like that. And then he never wears white while eating spaghetti.

Smart. Smart. Practical. He's literally a smart guy. Genius. Wait till he meets the meatball man. God, that's going to be a recipe for disaster. Recipe.

Okay. I did like, what did he say about the, or no, I was thinking that Rachel and him might hit it off because Clayton only spoke in sports analogies and this guy has used touchdown like 17 times in a bio. So maybe they'll- All right. Moving on. Logan. Wow. analogies and this guy has used touchdown like 17 times in a bio so maybe they're all right moving on logan wow he he gave me immediately jordan um remember the blonde model guy on yeah jordan kimball or whatever oh yeah yeah gabby already this also feels like when you're dating a guy and you're like i swear he's hot he's He's just not. He doesn't photograph well.

Right. It's not a good photo. He's a beach boy videographer from San Diego. 100% Gabby. Loves the sun. Lifelong crush on Elaine from Seinfeld. Okay. That's.

Logan isn't afraid to skinny dip. Loves corn dogs. I love corn dogs. Gabby. Gabby. His ideal woman is artsy, low maintenance and down to cuddle by a bonfire. Low maintenance. Whenever you say you're looking for someone low maintenance,

I feel like it's a little bit of a... Red flag. Yeah. Red flag. In fairness, maybe his ex-girlfriend wasn't particularly pleasant to him, and maybe some PTSD. But have the emotional intelligence to articulate why

and use it like... Yeah, it's a red flag. Red flag. I mean, it's not like when we say red flag here, like. Soft red flag. It's a soft red flag. I will say I know his best girlfriend. T.

Really? Yeah. You do? You really do? Yeah. Why? Are you serious? Yeah.

So, and let's just say she wasn't a fan. And that's all I'm allowed to say of you no no no of she was apparently he wasn't a fan of her either because he's looking for low maintenance now let's uh it was yeah recent it was yeah recent ish i've heard not good things that's all i'll say about little Logan. In my experience with people who go on The Bachelor or Bachelorette, their most recent past ex never says nice things. Yeah. Because they hate the idea of them getting on the show.

That's got to be one of the worst things that can happen to you. Your most recent partner goes on The Bachelor or Bachelorette. I would truly die. How well do you know this friend? I know her very well. So you vouch for her? I vouch for her, yeah. So we'll see.

We will see. I never met him. And San Diego vibes. We'll see. We'll see. All right. Mario. Mario.

Aw. go vibes. We'll see. We'll see. Alright. Mario. Aww. Mario is a ball of energy with a smile that lights up the room. When it comes to love, Mario says he's emotionally available and proudly wears his heart on his sleeve. He has done the self work and is ready to be vulnerable, settle down, and start a family of future basketball

players. For Mario, fitness is a way of life and even if he wasn't getting paid, he'd still be out working hard for his clients. He's a personal trainer, for context. Above all, Mario just wants to make his mother proud. He's looking for a woman in tune with her emotions and someone to share a good meal and conversation with. Sounds like you've come to the right place, Mario. There is zero chance this guy is going to be a villain. Mario loves tulips. That's one of his fun facts.

He seems really nice. It's a great smile. And he's a Tetris superstar. That smile isn't a smile. That's a I enjoy life. Yeah. He's lost in your eyes. He's just like, I'm just happy to be here. I love that he likes to end his day. He's not self-conscious.

He likes to end his day by listening to 90s R&B, which I just love that he likes to end his day He's not self conscious He likes to end his day by listening to 90s R&B Which I just love That he would just put on And he wants to make his mom proud That's sweet That's like a healthy way of expressing Your love for your mom As a guy

Not based on her love He knows that she should His bio was the most Centered on himself as opposed to like inserting himself into someone else i also didn't think the way he brought up fitness was icky yeah it was just as like a passion we're not sweating in and out of the gym we just like sweaty at all times yeah i like mario possible possible strong competitor. Yep. Matt. I don't feel the same about Matt.

Matt is a shipping executive from San Diego. Matt is a successful young man who owns his own business and has admittedly prioritized work over his romantic relationships in the past. But now that Matt has built his empire, he's ready to find a woman to share it with. Matt is sincere about finding love and he's looking for a woman who is ambitious and loyal. He loves to make a woman laugh and wants to experience new things with his partner. For Matt, vibes are everything. And we can't wait to see if he vibes with Gabby or Rachel. He wants to buy his mom a home wherever she wants. That's pretty

thoughtful. Matt has a pet betta fish named Tony. That's a little fun fact. I like that he calls him Tony. I also, they did mention vibes before. Unique. And then now he would rather vibe than dance to good music

which I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Is it like I would rather vibe or dance to good music, which I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Is it like I would rather vibe or dance to good music or I would rather vibe than dance to good music? I don't know. I don't think it's going to be on the show very long.

I want to know if they asked him like, hey, would you rather vibe or dance to good music? But maybe that's like conversing. I just don't know. Tough without context. Why did they do Michael so dirty with this photo? Michael.

They were asking him a question and he started to answer and then took the photo. Poor guy. What a mean thing to do. They took 40 fucking photos of this guy and this is what they showed us? There's no way that's his best picture because he could easily be a handsome guy.

I have no way of knowing based off this awkward smile. It's not a full smile. It looks like a passport photo. Yeah, like three, two, one, click, click. No retakes. He's like, can I take that again? They're like, no, get out.

Oh, so mean. Well, he's a pharmaceutical salesman from Long Beach. And it says, Michael might be reserved at first, but once he opens up, he is thoughtful and attentive with the foundation of a great husband. He does not consider himself a conventional romantic and leads with logic over emotion. But his biggest ally when it comes to love is his own intuition. Quote, when you know, you know. His mom is the driving force in his life, and the reason he works so hard is to take care of his family.

Michael is looking for a woman who is not afraid to get out of her comfort zone and try new things alongside him, a woman who is a go-getter. He's excited to meet a memorable woman, and good news for Michael, he's about to meet two. He says parents love him, and he's not about to meet too he says parents love him and he's not afraid to meet his bad cook red flags for me

all around him with Michael his that parents love him I don't like a guy who doesn't get nervous before he meets parents

like he's like they love me yeah it's a red flag also mentioning Harry Potter in the fun facts is a little red flag for him him saying he's not afraid to be a bad cook

also reads to me as I expect my girlfriend to cook for for him saying he's not afraid to be a bad cook also reads to me as i expect my girlfriend to cook for me yes correct he's like i'm just not good at it i just don't do it well i don't know how and it's big like his intuition so he's a know-it-all he mansplains a lot he charms parents and he expects his girlfriends to cook for him i did like that he wants to meet a memorable woman i thought that was kind like, and a go-getter. Yeah. I like those qualities. I like the out of her comfort zone.

Yeah, but I kind of read it like he's expecting her to prove something to him. I don't know. We'll see. I wanted to defend him because they really fucked him over

with that smile. But, I don't know, something about this bile I don't love. Could be wrong. Nate's bicep. That is,

well, also it's push-up. He's pushing it. He's doing a push-up. It's like when you take a selfie love could be wrong look at his bicep that is well he's pushing it he's doing a push up it's like when you take a selfie it's like what I used to do with my boobs jeans are too tight I hold them underneath and if you can't see the hand you're good to go I one time had a guy friend in college do it for me so that I could use both hands

for the selfie that's a good friend Nate's pants are too tight I don't know what color they are and like that's a good friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nate's pants are too tight. I don't know what color they are. And like, that's a dark jean. Yeah. His favorite movie is How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. That's not true. That's not true.

It also doesn't hold up. Have you watched it recently? It's not good. I haven't watched it in a minute. And if it is his favorite movie, Red Flag. He doesn't do mosh pits. He does not do mosh pits. Don't ask. Stop asking. I won't go. He won't do mosh pits. He does not do mosh pits. Don't ask.

Stop asking. I won't go. He won't do it. He's like mad about it. Who is he hanging out with? He has to be like, guys, stop asking. I won't do mosh pits. Same with the escape room guy.

He will not go to those. I do like that he likes an occasional gas station icy. I also, I like that as well. Also, is that a little nose piercing I see? I like a nose piercing. I asked you why. Nate is looking for a woman who is kind, adventurous, smart,

and ready to complete his beautiful family. Does he have a kid? What is completing it? Yes. Maybe. He also has a weakness for a woman who can make him

laugh so hard his belly hurts. I like that. Nate loves to do thoughtful things for the woman he loves, and as an example, he said he plans amazing picnics. Cheesing crackers with a handsome guy like Nate

sounds like the perfect one-on-one to us. He's definitely got swag. Complete his beautiful family. Maybe he has a kid, because it's not like it's mentioned that any of these guys do, so maybe that's like... You don't have a nose ring, a hoop nose ring as a guy and not have incredible game.

I thought you were going to say and have a kid. I was like, I feel like that's a broad statement. No, I think his game that was so good got him a kid that he wasn't ready for. He is 33 though. Yeah, I know. Alright, moving on. Quincy, life coach, red flag.

And Miami. Miami, red flag. All sorts of red flags. He loves high vibration music, red flag. He admits he's a bad te loves high vibration music red flag he admits he's a bad texter not a red flag the shoes wait a bad texter what is that he's a good dresser

he's a good looking guy but the shoes I find them distracting the lacing the pattern he travels the country giving motivational talks oh my god he could watch Space Jam on repeat and never get bored biggest red flag of them all The lacing, the pattern. That's fine. He travels the country giving motivational talks. Oh my God. He could watch Space Jam on repeat and never get bored.

Biggest red flag of them all. That's just a lie. You think he's a liar? He's a liar. I don't think you lie. I think the 10 things I hate about you is a lie, but you don't lie about not getting... Watching Space Jam? Yeah.

How could you watch that over and over again? I don't know. Red flag. Yeah, I mean... He's a life coach. Yeah. I don't, okay, this is a hot take. How can you be 25 and be a life coach?

That's the question. I don't even know what a life coach is. Maybe we all need a life coach. I think it's sort of. Somebody just gives sound advice. So not therapy at all, but similarly people who want to work with someone one-on-one and talk through various areas of their life and have someone give strategic had one on the kardashians okay on the kardashians

rob's life coach like went with him throughout his life like they went to how's rob doing i haven't i haven't talked to him recently where's he been that guy yeah but this man had like a whiteboard and was like writing out goals for him i I haven't met a lot of life coaches. So I am not speaking for all life coaches because I haven't met the most of life coaches. But the few that I have met seem to need life coaches. I think it's a combination of some of the most like charismatic, kind, genuinely wanting to help people. I think there's some of them. And I think there's some people who wanting to help people is strong. And I think there's some people

who are kind of like con artist energy. I think he's genuine in his pursuit of improving people's lives, Quincy. But yes, as a 25, I mean. I just don't, imagine meeting a guy at a bar and he tells you he's a life coach and he's like 24, 25. That's like, would be very odd.

He's got a great smile. All right. He looks happy robbie oh boy he does look like a magician he looks like the most robbie robbie i've ever seen magician i love 33 from la he's smart well-read and an expert conversationalist but ultimately he hasn't found that special someone with whom to spend the rest of his life. So many more to go. When he's in a relationship, he's fully in it and loves hard. Also, the first line of his bio, an impressive and accomplished magician. That sounds like something he yells after a girl who's like leaving him at the bar.

He's like, I'm an impressive and accomplished magician. Come back here. Also, I'd love to know what an impressive and accomplished magician means. Like, maybe you travel a lot, you do. He really looks. As he performed at the Magic Castle. That's the height of it. Right?

He really looks like the guy who did magic on New Girl. Like, they're eerily similar. Like, he's going to pull a quarter out of your ear. I don't think he's going to be alone. I love that his bottom fun fact is that he wants to live in a home with secret rooms and hidden tunnels which gives me

murderer. Yeah, but if he wasn't a magician. Yeah. Either way. He's a sales associate and that's just

his fun fact. Yeah, if he was a sales associate, red flag. Magician, tracks. All right, speaks French.

Ryan, oh my God, Rachel in love with this guy. Yep. He looks like he's crushing something in his hands. He is a can crusher. You don't even need the machine. 36.

Investment director. He's ready to settle down, get wiped up, falls hard and fast. But make no mistake, Ryan isn't going to settle just to settle Elise. I know. And I thought he was. So I'm glad that they. Yeah, I'm glad. He's not just going to settle just to settle Elise. I know, and I thought he was, so I'm glad that they said that. Yeah, I'm glad that they said that. He's not just going to settle to settle.

Is Rachel even allowed to date this guy, given how much he resembles Clayton? What if Rachel pulls a Claire Crawley and just leaves? But the fun fact, Ryan is a proud Botox enthusiast. Okay, King. Wow. I mean, look at that forehead.

He's 36. He looks good. He hopes to open his own dog rescue and shelter someday. And he loves pineapple. Which now I'm thinking they asked them their favorite fruit, and then they did the mango bit with the guy before. And now they're doing it. He wants a Nicholas Sparks type of relationship. So he wants something that's incredibly toxic and volatile.

And then it says, will this journey be a walk to remember? She dies. She died of cancer, right? She dies. Yeah. I mean, Nicholas Sparks has toxic characters are his heroes. I think he probably meant like a lovey, romantic life with like, she dies. Bold quotes that people remember and stuff.

All right. Definitely Rachel. I like that he didn't mention fitness, and he's obviously very into it. That's like, you know. Good sign. Spencer absolutely looks like a Spencer. He also looks like someone who would be downtown Chicago for sure. How do we feel about the outfit?

Yeah, he does look like a from Chicago. His pants are, his legs are so thin. Like, I get, it's like, I get why like he's from Chicago. His pants are... Yeah. His legs are so thin. Like I get... It's like I get why he thought it would work. But there's something with the fabrics that are... It's very like 2030 vibes. 2030? Yeah.

You know what they're going to be wearing? If it just looks like very futuristic. Nick has access to the future. He's very clean. He is like, I mean, venture capitalist from Chicago. He's obviously very hot. He looks every bit of it. Like he would be so mean to me, I feel like.

Yeah. He clubs in Ribbon North for sure. Ex-frap boy. Spencer says he's not your typical, you know, stereotypical let's grab a drink kind of guy. So hope Gabby and Rachel are ready for the fun that he's ready to serve because he says he's a man of service. He thinks EDM

is ridiculous. And he gets a lot of compliments on his eyebrows. It's like an angry take. It's ridiculous. Ridiculous. I don't get it. I just don't like it. Get fired up. Spencer says he is not

your stereotypical let's grab a drink kind of guy. So what does that mean? Who knows? He like proposes instead? I don't know. Plans fun dates or something?

No, it's come over I'll cook for you so we can have sex. Yeah. Boink and bye. All right. That's exactly what it means. He's a man of service.

Yeah. Cheers. He eats pussy. Oh yeah. What's his name? Spencer. Tremaine. Crypto guy. What's his name? Spencer. Tremaine. Crypto guy.

Oh. That's a thing. Just crypto guy? Like not associate or rep or. It's not going to go well. It's probably down in his dumps right now. Energetic guy. Big personality.

The second a woman says NFT, it's game over. Oh, God. Move to LA. Oof. Loves double dates. What? He would love to snuggle with a baby cheetah. He's not lasting long.

He doesn't like sweets? Any? He should hang out with the guy who only lets himself go out to dinner once a week. No, they're just going to get this guy to talk about crypto and NFTs. And they're going to show a montage of Gabby or Rachel having no idea or not giving a shit what they're talking about. Yeah. Not because they can't understand NFTs, but who gives a shit.

That they don't want to talk about it. They don't want to talk about it. And he's going to be talking over it and they're going to go to an ITM and they'll be like, huh? Yeah. And they're going to show him like that went awesome. Yeah. He'll be or he'll be talking about it with every other man there and they never get

time and then go home and they're like oh we doing the rose ceremony and he just goes home yeah all right Tino

he looks like a Tino general contractor handy enjoys reading the Wall Street Journal very involved in giving back to his community and wants

to find someone who will work to make the world a better place alongside of him. Oh, that's cute. I'm only looking at his picture. It says 90% of what he eats is meat. You can't just say

things that are not true as statements. I get called out for nitpicking earlier. Amanda's over here going, he eats pussy. Yeah, 90% of what he eats.

That's a lot. That's a big percent. The man has trouble in the toilet and that's just what it is. Oh my god. Okay, so the other guy is a coke addict. Tino has IBS. What else?

What else? He wants four kids. I think I used to say that. Why is everyone so particular about the exact number? How old is he? 27? I think it's akin

to the nephew thing of like expecting to get like bonus points for being like, not only do I want kids, I can give a, like slap a number on it. Like how genuine am I?

It is a question that men are often asked. I just feel like when a man is like, this is how many kids I want, it's like an order I have to fulfill, you know? No, I get it. She's the cook in the back of the kitchen and they slide the receipt. That's what we're doing? Okay. But it is a question men are often asked.

It is, you know. As women aren't, do you think? I'm sure they are. How many you got in there? Or like maybe even women to men when you're on a date because you're like, if you want six kids and I want two, then, you know, that's a good conversation to have. But you take the ticket, you're like, this many? A lot? It's a lot.

Tyler. Tyler seems like fun down for everything. Tyler seems like he talks like this. He looks like he'd be on a Disney show. Yeah. Like doing the dishes. Does anyone else feel like his head and his arms are different sizes? Just a weird posture.

He's ready to go big, so we hope that doesn't send him home. Yeah, he could be too much maybe. He's naked on the entry. He could do like a gimmick thing for sure. He likes country music that he can dance to. So not all country music. Otherwise, get it the fuck out of the radio because Tyler does not want to listen to it.

And he's not going to vibe to it. He's going to dance. Yep. All right. Zach, 25. Why does he look like Chris S he looks 35 he looks older not that he looks old but he just has a mature face

he'll look like that he'll be a handsome 35 year old alright well Zach he's old fashioned he's an old fashioned romantic he loves his mama his dogs and football but promises he has more love to go around thank god I was worried he's charismatic personable and has a huge heart that he is so ready to share forever

with the right woman. Wow. He's serious about finding a love that will lead to marriage. He's gassy. Yeah. What? Yeah. That's immediately what I saw, which I wasn't fond of.

Where do you see that? He says eggs don't agree with him. Oh. That just sounds like someone who's like, I pass gas a lot. I fart a lot. Yeah yeah this guy looks like he okay i will say he kind of looks like he farts a lot i just i'm sorry he's the top gun high five fucking every eighth grader has mastered the top gun high five also you don't have to master it it It's just high-low, bro. I love that they say Zach is excited to lay it on thick.

Ew. I don't know what that means. But I don't like it. I don't like it whatsoever. And then the egg comment. There's a lot going on there. That's it. Zach's our last one. We did it.

Wow. Oh, God. Do we have any favorites? Boy, when you go through them all like that, they really just melt into one. Mario, the guy with a nice smile. Mario. Obviously, I support Ryan from Boston.

I don't know. I think Aven. I think Aven's going to be a frontrunner. I like John the teacher, but I don't think he's going to be... Who's the guy? I think Spencer's going to be around for a while. I just want to see the back of Jacob's head. Ryan's going to be around for a while i just want to see the back of jacob's head ryan's been around for a while pt justin b who's the one that was like the work all of them but who's the one that was sweat in and out of the gym yeah mario for sure it's gonna

be around for a while i kind of think kirk could be in it to win it i I think Logan, your boy Logan. He'll be a willing participant for a while. He gives good like bachelor energy, I will say, in like his look. Like I do think those San Diego guys who like to work out and whatever, blah, blah, blah, like just statistically, they do really well on the bachelor. Bachelorette. Yeah. And the physical therapist, is that who you like, right? Justin.

I think he could go far. Yeah, I think he could go far with Gabby though. It's looking like an older cast of Riverdale. Kirk, Rachel, Justin, Gabby. I hope Kirk is cool though. He does give that pastor energy for sure. Yeah, he does. I don't know.

I really think Johnnyny's gonna surprise us as far as the 25 year olds go i do wonder with these young guys like i just don't know john 26 year old english teacher he'll have a moment yeah the twins will just annoy us for three episodes colin the guy with the van heusen catalog he i think gives me that uh what's his name bennett energy the guy who was real posh with the scarf so he could actually maybe have his you know character go for a while bennett is he's a handsome guy that bennett guy yeah he's like he's got a really cute new girlfriend too there when he wears a beard i've seen some pictures like that i'm like oh he's an attractive

man he's a polo catalog kind of guy too i think we got ourselves a crew here i think we did it elise thank you for going on this journey yeah of course thanks for having me no better person to go through than you what a fun oh my god that's so nice what a fun episode we'll have to have you back for a recap oh definitely i would love at least where can the people find you uh instagram and tiktok is it'sfoyle, E-I-L-I-S-E. Thanks for listening. See you tomorrow. Bye.