The Viall Files - E782 - Hawk Tuah Roasts Nick, RHOC Is Giving! Vanderpump Reboot, Rob/Leah Truthers & Funeral Lists

Episode Date: July 25, 2024

Welcome back to The Viall Files: Reality Recap! And boy is this a fun one... as Haliey Welch, also known as Hawk Tuah, graces our studio with her advice and laughter! Meanwhile, we talk about Kathy Hilton stuck on the runway, Shannen Doherty’s funeral list, Heather Dubrow’s wealth, Shannon Beador fighting Alexis Bellinio, and the cardboard beds at the Olympics. “Have you ever seen a man trip… get up.”  Start your 7 Day Free Trial of Viall Files + here: https://viallfiles.supportingcast.fm/  Please make sure to subscribe so you don’t miss an episode and as always send in your relationship questions to [e-mail] to be a part of our Monday episodes. Follow us on X/Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheViallFiles Listen To Disrespectfully now! Listen on Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/disrespectfully/id1516710301 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0J6DW1KeDX6SpoVEuQpl7z?si=c35995a56b8d4038 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCh8MqSsiGkfJcWhkan0D0w To Order Nick’s Book Go To: http://www.viallfiles.com  If you would like to get some texting advice on Office Hours send an email to [e-mail] with “Texting Office Hours” in the subject line! To advertise on the show, contact [e-mail] or visit https://www.advertisecast.com/TheViallFiles  THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: Tushy - Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code VIALL at https://www.HelloTushy.com/VIALL #tushypod Cymbiotika - Head over to https://www.Cymbiotika.com and use code VIALL for 20% off + free shipping on your subscription order. Vessi - Discover more at https://www.vessi.com/viall to get an automatic 15% off your first purchase at checkout and be ready to stay cool and dry. Manscaped - Get 20% off + free shipping with the code VIALL at https://www.manscaped.com  Lume - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code VIALL at https://www.LumeDeodorant.com! #lumepod #sponsored #ad Factor - Head to https://www.FactorMeals.com/nickviall50 and use code nickviall50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. Episode Socials: @viallfiles @nickviall @nnataliejjoy @hay_welch @ciaracrobinson @leahgsilberstein @justinkaphillips @dereklanerussell  Timestamps: 00:00 - Intro 04:20 - Merch 04:53 - Housekeeping 07:26 - Household Headlines 11:06 - Olympics 12:36 - Pilots 17:16 - Bravo Beef 21:18 - Scheana 22:26 - Parent Friends 26:52 - Kristen 31:19 - Kathy 36:02 - Love Island 42:17 - RHOC 01:00:35 - Hawk Tuah Interview 01:01:14 - Fame 01:04:42 - Meeting Shaq 01:05:39 - Spring Factory 01:06:35 - The Experience 01:08:42 - Fake Accounts 01:12:53 - Zach Bryan 01:13:20 - What To Do 01:15:10 - Pookie 01:16:25 - Money 01:17:52 - Celebs 01:21:06 - Hawk Tuah The Rescue 01:23:39 - Icks 01:30:48 - Feet 01:31:50 - Travel And Food 01:33:56 - Embarrassing 01:35:00 - Hot Dogs 01:36:28 - More Icks 01:37:46 - Hawk Tuah The Future 01:40:32 - Final Questions01:41:40 - Outro

What's going on everybody? Welcome back to another electric episode of the Vile Files Reality Recap Edition. I am your host, Nick. We got the household all aboard. It's your second to last day on the show, Leia. Leia is leaving for maternity leave tomorrow, but she is, you'll hear her voice on Ask Nick on Monday. Yes, I will still be the ghost of Leia Willinger for a few more days. I'm gonna miss you. I am too.

I hope this kid was worth it. Same. Now we're super happy miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I have two. I hope this kid was worth it. Same. Now we're super happy for you. We can't wait to meet the little guy. Do you have a name picked out? Have you told us? I do have a name picked out. I told Natalie. Okay.

I'll tell you after. That's fine. Can we give a hint? Starts with an L. It's giving New Jersey. Lars. Leo. Lars. No, have I not told you?

Leo. I feel like I did. Lazarus. Oh my God. Lars. Leon. Lars. No. Have I not told you? Leo. I feel like I did. Lazarus. Oh my God. Lazarus. Lenin.

That's a cute name. Lenin. Lorenzo. Did she steal ours? Wait, what's yours? Can't say. What do you mean yours? Oh, you have a, do you have a name for a boy picked out that starts with an L?

Levi. Well, we're not going to say. It's great too. It's real strong. Liberty. Oh, it's Liberty. You already said. It is Liberty. real strong. It's real strong. Oh, it's Liberty. You already said it. It is Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Liberty.

Yeah, it's what is Liberty for sure. Victory. Yeah. Oh, right, it was Victory. Haktula Girl is on this episode of Reality Recap. Can't wait for you guys to hear that. What a sweetheart, really truly America's sweetheart. She really is just like a funny person to chat with.

Like it's just a funny listen. She's just like without trying funny, you know? Yeah, I mean, I really took a beating. Yeah. Oh, you did. Yeah. That's okay. I'm here, however I can entertain. I'm really just, that's all I wanna do.

Kayla episode of Going Deeper, already out, rocking and rolling, people seem to love it. It always really warms my heart. Like I think one of my favorite types of people to interview of going deeper already out, rocking and rolling, people seem to love it. It always really warms my heart. Like I think one of my favorite types of people to interview are the people who come in with a lot of, people have a lot of various opinions about them, their choices on these shows.

We all know that on reality TV, people kind of get siloed into certain characters. We only get to know a fraction of who they are as people. Really impressed with Kayla. I don't think she could have handled herself any better, stood her ground, held herself accountable, answered all your questions. Obviously the hot Micah, the Leah moment,

obviously her relation with Erin. I don't wanna give too much away. If you haven't listened to it, go back, check it out. It's a fantastic episode. I'm shocked that she's only 22. I think one of my favorite parts was her being like, I'm 22, like I wanna make mistakes, I wanna learn from this,

I've only had one relationship before this, like I'm gonna be fine. She didn't make a single excuse for Erin. She knows what she's doing, and I respect the hell out of it. Take some risks, you know, have some fun. We got Janae and Kenny on next week, another special episode of Going Deeper.

Super excited to talk with them, especially Janaye. And then Kenny really surprised me. When he came in as a bombshell, I remember when he walked in and Nally and I were like, hmm, I don't know, boy, he won us over. What a genuine guy. I think he needs, I think, I really hope, if nothing else, I don't know if they're gonna make it, I do hope Janaye, like Nally has for me,

improves his wardrobe. It's a bit like, you know, Best Buy employee-ish. Very clean cut. The khakis. The tucked in khakis polo. Again, Nally has drastically improved my style. And I've always someone I felt like I cared about style, but it was more like, oh, the times have changed.

You know? Yeah. I saw someone comment on your outfit the other day. It was when you wore the mason katsune button up and the cherry gray pants and the kawaii boots. And they're like, Nick, what is this outfit? And I was like, don't blame me. I didn't pick that out. What was wrong?

What did I do? I don't think you did anything wrong. I think it was just like a couple of like bolder choices, which I love when you make bold choices. I think that's so fun in fashion. And no, absolutely. And this person just didn't agree with them, but I just like, you're always like,

Natalie like has changed my, so I just like, you know, like you do pick your outfits out every morning. Sure. How's our merch doing? Oh my God, guys, it's so good. We are finishing up the like trucker hats Sure. How's our merch doing? Oh my God, guys, it's so good. We are finishing up the trucker hats that we will be releasing.

All the designs are done, everything's done that way. It's just some behind the scenes platform-y, sporing stuff, but they're about to come out. They're about to come out and they're really good. And it's all I'm gonna be wearing and it's all you're gonna be wearing, so you're welcome. I think our plan is to release maybe a little closer to fall, September-y.

You know what I'm saying? Well, now that I love Island is done, it's back to Bravo. And I turned on Real Housewives of Orange County. What were your thoughts? I'm into it. Yes, there we go. I'm super into it. It's good, yeah.

I mean, it was good last season. Yes. I'm super into it. It's good. Yeah. I mean, it was good last season. It is good. I don't think I appreciated it as much as I enjoyed the first two episodes. That's so interesting. Every time I looked at you, you were scrolling on Twitter. So I didn't know you were paying attention.

But if you are, that's amazing. Maybe. I don't know. Multitasking. He's like, let's turn it on. I want us to watch. And I was like, okay, that's so exciting. And I was like, did you...

Wait, question. Are you what? Wait, question, are you guys good at multitasking? Like, can you watch a show while scrolling through Instagram or TikTok? Oh, for sure. I cannot. Nick can't multitask in the way where he's on his phone and listening to me, but he can multitask

and scrolling on Twitter and watching the Packers. I can work. You can work and scroll through TikTok. I can multitask, if it's work, it's work. I can put the TV on in the background. It's like I have my shows that I want to pay attention to and then I have my mindless noise in the background where I'm like, oh, if something happens,

it catches my attention, but I'm focused here. But I don't think you can do two things great at once. I really don't. Well, that's true. Yeah, I think you have to focus on, if you're working, you're working, but it's noise in the background, and then when it's time to focus.

But can you explain the, like, I can't hear you, hold on, I can't hear you, and then the have to scroll on Twitter while watching the Packers, and you're like 100% on both. Like, how is that? This is just like no judgment, just a curiosity question.

Why did you just wake up and she was just like. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no just wake up and she was just like. No, no, no, you just. Is that enough that you and Hawktooth Girl just roast me the entire episode? No, we don't. I was like, should I chime in? This episode is just gonna be named a Nick roast. No, it's just Ix that some of them applied to Nick. Yeah, no, for sure.

And I think a lot of them will apply to everyone's. Yeah, no, I mean, I'm gross for sure. No, no, everyone else too. You're not alone. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, I get it. You're not the only gross guy. I will say for Housewives though, there's a lot of irrelevant scenes

that you don't need to be watching. You don't need to see every coffee day. There will be moments or confessionals that it's like, I could be looking at my phone. I'll look up at some- But how do you know which ones those are if you're not paying attention? Because you hear it.

You hear it. Once they scream. The hair on your arm goes up and it's just like, all right, it's time. Once you hear someone screaming or a glass hitting the floor, that's when you turn around. But then you gotta rewind because how did that start? There you go.

What, oh my God, I can't get the phone out, gotta rewind, then where do I start it back up at? We'll get into Orange County in a second. Let's get to household headlines first. I just think this is maybe one of the more of my most iconic headlines. As we know, the queen of 90210, queen of the 90s, Shannon Doherty has passed.

Incredibly sad, an icon, very much, sounds like a very difficult battle with breast cancer. And it makes me so sad, because icon, very much, sounds like a very difficult battle with breast cancer. And it makes me so sad, because I know I didn't realize, obviously, where she was in her battle. We were gonna have Shannon on not too long ago, and then obviously it seemed like her health took a turn and it didn't happen.

And I mean, I was very sad not to obviously get her, but she is an icon, and so much of an icon that she has made a list of people that are uninvited to her funeral. Yeah. That is. It's a level of petty I strive to be. That's truly. No, that's good. It's great.

On my deathbed, you know what I did? You're not coming, you're not coming, and I hope you find it. Yeah. So who's on the list? So some names include her co-stars Jenny Garth from 90210 and Alyssa Milano from Charmed. Interesting.

Wow, wow. How many people are on this list? I don't actually know. We don't know for sure, so that hasn't been published. But those two got leaked? Yep, those are the notable names that were leaked. Oh man. And she left her reasoning behind too.

She said, I don't want them there because their reasons for showing up aren't necessarily the best reasons. Like they don't really like me. They'll show up because it's the politically correct thing to do and they don't want to look bad. So I kind of want to make, take the pressure off of them. And I want my funeral to be like a love fest. I don't want people to be crying

or people to be privately be like, thank God that bitch is dead now. This is like the- I love her. I love her. I respect. I love her. This is like the- I love her. I love her. I respect. I love her.

This is like the iconic thing that I feel like everyone has always talked about where it's like, when I'm dead, I'm gonna rise from my casket if I hear a bitch be like, she would want you to be happy to my husband. Or like, I'm here for you if you ever need anything. Or if it's like, yeah, the friends who are like, I always loved her. Like bitch, you if you ever need anything. Or if it's like, yeah, the friends who are like, I always loved her.

Like, bitch, no, you fucking did it. And anyone you wouldn't want to come to your wedding? Oh, me. Name them off right now. I was like, Sutton, Sutton, Sutton. Name them. Name them. I will be keeping that to myself, but Shannon has given me great ideas. Yes, you will find out when I kick the bucket. This is a thing that a lot of people do, though, where they plan their funeral before they pass away.

Because I had a teacher in high school who had a playlist ready, like a location, the appetizers. She had a file that she was telling the students. She was like, if I drop dead, make sure someone knows that exists. She had it planned out. Who would not be at your funeral? Well, you'll never die, but if you were hypothetically to die. Name them.

I wanna say someone's name and just have it be pressed for fun. No, say someone that you actually love that they'd be like, oh no, there's no way. Ben Higgins, yeah. Ben Higgins not allowed. I would not invite him to my funeral. I would uninvite him to my funeral. I'm just tired of following in his footsteps.

He's too popular, he's too lovable. Too nice. Too nice. He might even say nice things about you. Honestly, and then everyone's gonna be like, oh, that Ben Higgins. He's gonna steal the show. Steal your funeral moment.

He even said nice things about Nick at his death. No, a funeral should be about you. I just wanna finally have it be about me. You know what? He never did really interrupt anyone. Yeah. Yeah. I don't need to be roasted at my funeral. Yeah.

No, he's just gonna, he's gonna steal the show. People are gonna be talking about him afterwards and how nice his eulogy was, and they're gonna forget how great his suit was. Why weren't you the bachelor twice, you know? Yeah. Fuck that guy. I'm just kidding.

That's crazy. What else do we got? They're not having sex at the Olympics Oh, yeah. Fuck that guy, I'm just kidding. That's crazy. What else do we got? They're not having sex at the Olympics because they have cardboard. Where are they sleeping at the Olympics? I guess I didn't realize. Cardboard, bed frames. No, I'm aware, I saw the beds,

but they're all in like a room together. It's like a famous thing. They have like a Olympic village for all the athletes. And it's like very famously known, athletes are horned up in physical top shape, just like at their prowess of athletic ability. And apparently that makes them all real horny. I feel like that's the last thing

they would wanna be doing at the Olympics. It seems like Germany's having sex with Spain and America's having sex with China. It's a real love fest. They do pass out a lot of condoms and protective whatever. Yeah, it's known for fucking. I also love that they think that they're gonna prevent people from having sex because the beds are made

out of cardboard where I'm just like, you could stay in. You don't need a bed to have sex. Go to the bathroom. We're talking about Olympic athletes here. They're lifting each other up. They're gymnasts. They're flexible. They don't. They could do it on the rings. It's like when parents are like,

just keep the door open. And it's like, you don't think they could go somewhere else. Like you're not doing what you think you're preventing. If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. I do wonder if these beds hinder their like ability to perform though. Because I've seen a lot of TikToks of Olympians being like, these are not comfortable or back hurts.

Like now we have to stretch more. But then I don't think that, like I think everybody has to sleep on these beds so that it like levels out the effect of the bed on their body, you know? It does seem weird that they are forced to sleep in these. It kind of seems a little fucked up. To be uncomfortable, yeah.

Do we all agree that pilots should also be tour guides while flying the plane? They do have that thing when you're landing where they're like, you're entering the village and it is 30 degrees Celsius. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking like you're flying. The whole way through?

Yes. But what about the people in the middle? Yeah, honestly. Like in that center. Then they gotta like. Yeah, it's a big fuck you to everyone in the aisle in the middle. No, they just do a quick.

If you couldn't afford a window seat, you will not see to your left. The Grand Canyon Exploding what happens when you're taking a nap and it's like oh to your left we have they caution city Open up the window and the light shines in your way Natalie's right though because most of them track your flight so you can see where you're flying over on a screen I think it should just be like As a video on the plane ride. Does anyone else hear raw dog airplane rides?

I know that's been a thing. Oh my God, raw dog airplane rides. I've seen this. Wait, define raw dog. Do y'all know who invented this? It was our good friend, Nezrin, who Black Prince on all social media, she invented this thing because she was on an airplane

and she tweeted a picture of this man. And- When you say invented, like the phrase raw dogging. The phrase raw dog, men raw dogging flights. And it was this man on an airplane and she said the entire flight, he just sat there and stared. He didn't sleep, he didn't have a book,

he didn't get on his phone, he didn't have headphones, nothing. How long was the flight? And that's like raw dogging flights. You do that? He killed someone in his last city. I do that. He raw dogging flights. You do that? He killed someone in his last city. I do that. He's giving serial killer.

You do that? Yeah, sometimes one of my favorite things to do just watch the map of the flight. No. That's crazy. No, some people are now challenging themselves to do this on like international flights, like a 15 hour flight.

They're like, I'm just gonna raw dog this thing. Why? I've done it multiple times. What do you think about the whole time? Oh my God, have you guys met me? Is that not scary to be so long with your thoughts? Sometimes I watch, that's my whole life. You just watch the map?

I was like how do you, with him, you'll just be talking to him and all of a sudden he goes, you're talking to me, he's like sorry, I'm focusing on the map. I tell Leia, I go, just stop, he's not in the building anymore, he's not here anymore. I just look at him in the boot. That's my favorite thing is when I'm talking just stop, he's not in the building anymore, he's not here anymore. He's left. I just look at him reboot.

That's my favorite thing is when I'm talking to Nick and then I'm just sitting here like, I'll get him later. Yeah. Because I got so many things coming at me in all different directions. She's the only one who, and Natalie, who. No, I'm first.

Raw dogging a flight is my worst nightmare. Like if my phone, sometimes I'll wait to the last minute to download a show and you know how it like, your phone just stops working at the airport all of a sudden and you cannot download things. And the entire time I'm just like sweating and I'm freaking out and I'm like, oh my God, my show's not gonna download

and I'm just gonna have to sit there the whole time and watch the airplane movies. I don't always do it, but everyone's, yeah, I've done it multiple times. And I can do it for long stretches during a flight. He's got stamina. Oh my God. You know, just.

Oh no, I'm doing skincare. Yeah, how do y'all feel about your partner if you're traveling, your partner, wearing AirPods the whole time? How do I feel about it? Me. Me. Really. I'm literally like, leave me alone. Oh my God, I'm like, let's talk about everything

in our lives. When Natalie has her headphones, it's fine. I wanna be inside of Mexican. We know that's right. For the 10% that I might pop them in, she's like, what are you doing? I'm like, you can't, I have to be like. And he's like.

Huh? Yes. I've already like told the story four times by then. I'm exhausted. I just raw dogged now. I'm on standby for Natalie at any moment. I'm just watching the flight. I'm like, oh, we're in Nebraska. So let's talk about our favorite things about each other. Everything. And he's like, oh God.

My question is how long do you raw dog it for? Cause one hour is okay. I've done it for a whole flight. What's a whole flight? Yeah, what's a whole flight? I've done it from New York to LA. Oh God. Nope.

The only thing worse than the AirPod thing is if Danny goes to sleep. I'm pissed. I'll let Nick sleep. How dare you? Now he sleeps all the time. I'll let Nick sleep. It's like, what the fuck are you enjoying that like,

you're listening to a podcast, like I don't have AirPods, I don't have headphones, I can't listen to the podcast. It's not fair. That's true. Like you have to like, we have to be in this together. It's like when you're in the car and I'm driving and he's on his phone the whole time, like I can't be on my phone.

It's like, you have to talk to me, we have to talk. Natalie likes watching the same movie together. I think that's cute. Share the air pod. You can both connect to the same movie together. I think that's cute. Share the air pod. You can both connect to the same thing. But he is probably listening to some packer podcast or something. We're in love.

We are in love. Why does David Arquette have a problem with Lalo? I saw something like she apologized or some shit. He was on Watch What Happens Live and they asked him about if he had any like bad relationships or something, what is it, bad experiences with somebody on the cast or he said that he worked on a movie with Lala and that she wasn't very kind or super friendly to him.

Granted they didn't have scenes together but Lala went on Instagram after the fact and apologized to him. You know, I haven't stood up for Lala in a while but I'm gonna go team Lala went on Instagram after the fact and apologized to him. You know, I haven't stood up for Lala in a while, but I'm gonna go team Lala here. Yeah. I just, I'm willing to bet, I mean, I've seen David Arquette at parties a couple times,

not like he was walking up to me and saying hello, you know? Just like everyone's allowed to have a bad day. Well, listen to her apology. She said, I apologize if I was not friendly to you on the set of Spree. I'd like to point out that I was on set with many people, you being one of them, who are all well-known, established actors.

I'm a girl on reality TV. I felt intimidated and a bit like I did not belong, all while being incredibly grateful for the opportunity. Period. And she was like, I'm sorry that I was. She doesn't need to apologize. I don't know why, yeah. It's just like, he's a famous actor.

I've seen him at parties. I know he's a reality TV fan, but I don't like going up to people that I feel like are of a higher caliber of celebrity than me. It's, I don't know. I can be standoffish, and it's not because I mean to be. Probably thinking about some crazy shit

or like raw dogging it or whatever on a flight. But like, yeah, it's just like, now he's calling around, now he's gonna apologize. Well, David did respond to it. I know apologizing back to her because he felt like he was put on the spot to answer and so he just kind of threw that out there because that's the only person

that he had a relationship with or like was in the same room. Interaction. There you go, there you go. But still, but you can see just how like him throwing out a name because he was put on the spot and didn't know what to do, how that can damage someone else.

Oh, for sure. And like, I'm sure the hate that LaLa got for being rude, it's just not worth it, I feel like. We've all been rude to people, and most of the time I don't think we intend to be. And I think, come on, I don't know. Yeah, I just don't know. This film set would have also been

before LaLa's like soft era. Yeah, 2020. So it's when she was a little bit more aggressive on reality TV, so I can, I don't know, yeah, I just don't know. This film set would have also been before Lala's like soft era. Yeah, 2020. So it's when she was a little bit more aggressive on reality TV so I can see where she's like, I'm sorry. Like that's who I was then. I honestly think Lala is probably a little more introverted than people realize. I think she has a huge personality and I think

when she's comfortable in a room she can certainly mouth off and pop off and do her thing, but I think in certain situations, like everyone, she can feel intimidated. And I think when Lala feels intimidated, she looks standoffish. And I think people will misread that because it's Lala Kent.

And so I think a lot of times Lala has been accused of being standoffish or rude when she had no idea that she was being those things to the people who perceived her as. And it's just like, I don't know. I feel like social anxiety always gets mistaken for being rude or whatever, where it's like, I don't feel comfortable, I don't know a lot of people

in this room, so it's kind of hard for me to feel safe or want to show sides of me where I'm like, I don't know if I'm gonna see you guys again, I don't know if you like me, I don't know if I look stupid. I would say in those situations, probably 90% of the time, you perceive someone to be rude. It's not because they're being rude, it's because that person didn't meet your expectation.

That's all it is. It's not because they did something. They'd have to do something rude, and just not giving you the attention that you expected isn't them being rude, it's you having a different expectation. If Lala would have cut in line and said, "'Fuck you, do you know who I am?

That's fucking rude. You know what I'm saying? But like just not going out of her way and being bubbly and like entertaining David Arquette, I don't think is her being rude. This makes me think of a caller we had from episode 766 that was like, he was basically like my boyfriend goes mute around my family. And the one thing he said was like, I think he's an introvert. That's all it is.

It's not that serious. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Well, it was nice to defend Lala for a change. I think she's had a tough go of it lately. That felt good. That felt good.

I felt, we're on everyone's side. What about Sheena's side? Well, she had a strong statement coming out saying she's done with Tom. And then Tom was like, wait, sorry. I'm just, I'm not suing anyone, oopsies. Is she still anti-Tom? Well, I don't know about that. Oh, what is she talking about?

But she didn't, she addressed rumors that she's joining the Valley. What? I thought that was been turned down already. So many times, yeah. This is basically a turn, she's just saying that they're- Sounds like the Robin Lea truthers. She's just saying they're, those are my real friends

and Vanderpump rules are my party friends. So like maybe, but like they need to follow our authentic friendship. Oh, so she's pushing the narrative. Well, I'm sure she would want, I don't know why she wouldn't want to join the Valley. If those are her real friends, I'd want to like work with my real friends

versus like my, right? Yeah. Well, she's saying these are my parent friends as opposed to Vanderpump, they're my party friends. Oh, was it Janet who said they were? Well, Janet said, I feel like it's authentic friendships, it's all very real. Obviously, I'm friends with these girls,

so if it leans into that authenticity of friendship, it will be good, which it's reality TV, so it definitely won't, but. Do you guys have your parent friends? They definitely will pick y'all against. But, do you guys have your parents friends? They definitely will pin y'all against each other. Do you guys have your parent friends and your party friends? We don't party.

Yeah, we don't party. And we're in the market for our parent friends. We're shopping. Shopping. I think we're doing pretty good. Yeah, we're really happy with it. I'm good with where our parent friends are at. How do you find them?

I don't know if I want anymore. What did you do to find them? There's like a website. Oh, okay. I'm just kidding. It's an app, you download it. You start getting invited to like birthday parties and stuff. We put an ad on Craigslist.

But us will also keep evolving and changing because like as you know, River's gonna dictate our social settings for her. Right now, she's not playing with anyone. She's just coming along, you know? So maybe once she starts playing with kids and making her own friends at school and stuff, then we'll move around.

Have you seen the show, Working Moms on Netflix? No. You should watch it. It's basically about women that went on maternity leave and then go back into the field, but they bonded over their maternity group. And I feel like a lot of women, like a mother group. Okay.

Anyways, I look up to it. Oh, cute. Yeah. It's a good idea. Once you do mommy and me with River, that's when the parent friends come in. Well, we are starting to do a music class on Fridays every morning.

There you go. Wait, that's cute. In person? I did forget to tell you that, yes. We are joining a music class. How the tables have turned. I probably did tell you when you were like. Yeah, no, you're right.

He was tweeting and watching the Packers. He was tweeting and watching the Packers. He was tweeting and watching the Packers. He was tweeting and watching the Packers from last season because he does like to do that. And Orange County, I've done that. I don't like to do that. It's my release, you know? Unfortunately, as much as I love reality TV,

it's still kind of worked these days. What do you do in a music class? I think River just sits in your lap and you just like play a little thing. The drums. And everyone sits in a circle. Is it with is it with her name? Her name is Lindsay. Hubbard. Lindsay Hubbard lets do a music class together with our girl.

Maybe you guys both be dear friends. No no no I think we should set up a poll. How many people do you think are going to troll me for my accent with Hawk Tuah? Oh I did hear that through the door. Yeah. Probably a lot. Pop off though, it's good. But I think everyone who has ever had an accent and like Camille Edington, she had a British accent, right?

Yep, she does not anymore. She does not anymore. And I bet if she would to go back to London and be with- It'll come back, yeah. It would come back. You don't have to be a defensive. No, no, no, but I am because I just feel like it's already coming.

I just am itching and I just feel, I see them already. Natalie, I'm born and raised in Los Angeles and when her friend scooted over, I fully spoke to her with a Southern accent. I'm saying, yeah, come on over here, use my mock. I'm like, what just happened to me? If I'm in Nashville or Savannah for more than 48 hours, y'all, I called my dad daddy at my wedding.

He was like, who? It was my daddy. It was D-I-D-D-Y daddy. That's my daddy. That's my daddy. Aw. No, it comes out. It comes out.

And honestly, I'm so pissed at my 15 year old self for ever taking dialect classes and to the manager and agency that made me do that shit, I am mad because they were like, if you wanna be an actress, you cannot have this accent. And it was very, very thick and it was very incredibly Southern. And I was like, okay, I hear it.

They're like, you need to have a news anchor accent, which is like nothing. Where like no one can guess where you're from. Baby, you know they're gonna come after you now. Why? She's like, see? She wanted to be an actress and famous at 15. This was all planned.

All planned. She's full of shit. Okay, if I was like auditioning for shows, maybe, but I'm literally a mom and they come on the podcast. No, but like for sure, I guess. So they will find anything to hate. They hate me because I stick my tongue out in photos. So, they want to do it.

Yeah, only Natalie does. A Southern accent though is like ideal now. Like I feel like people love to hear the Southern accent. Well, I'm just so mad because now I'm in a place where obviously I have no interest in being an actress or like pursuing that career. So it's like- I think she could be really good. But it's like, I did all that for nothing

and I lost my accent and it only comes out when I'm back home, when I'm talking on the phone with friends or family. Or hock to a girl. Or hock to a girl. Justin, have you ever had anyone not like you? Whoa. I think that's impossible. No, I think there has to be someone.

He says probably. I've had some crazy roommates, I'm sure. You've had people obsessed with you. True, that's true. They're literally just in love with you. He goes probably. I don't know. If you hate me, I don't listen to you.

I'll move on. Damn! Wow. I'm channeling that same energy. That's our gentle king. I love him so much. So wait, is there a feud brewing between Kristin and Tom Sandoval or is that something

that I just saw online and no? I think it was stupid. I think it was,. I think it like, It was apparently a Kristen went on her podcast and was saying that Tom wanted to come on to like clear his name over the lawsuit. And that she was like, absolutely not. Wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole. Tom must've heard it, went on his Instagram story

and posted a response. The screenshot text he got from Luke. Yeah, he said, really Kristen Doty, I had the audacity. I know this really didn't come from Luke, and was like, by the way, always have love for Luke. And it was a screenshot of his text messages where Luke was like, hey, Kristen's going to talk about this.

Would you want to call in or come on and clear your name? So it sounds like there might have been some miscommunication between Luke and Kristen. And then Tom took it upon himself to show the screenshot of Luke's text messages being like, at Kristen Doty, really? Like Luke went to Kristen and was like, he doesn't wanna come on, I guess.

He doesn't wanna come on and clear his name. Or no, he wanted to come on. I don't know if there was a conversation even between Luke and Kristen about Tom coming on at all, because Kristen went very like, I would never do that, I'm loyal, you know, all of that. And then Tom in response posted Luke's text messages to him saying like, hey, do you wanna come on? Do you wanna clear your name?

Because he was like, I didn't invite myself, so. Maybe this is Sandoval's art into the valley. Like this is his way of getting it. Oh no. Think about it. We thought it was Lala and Sheena the whole time. I say what you want about the Toms, but they keep talking.

They keep you engaged. It is messy. I'll put it, I'll say that. I'm like, they're messy, which therefore it gives attention, gives headlines, gives me some entertainment. I don't know. Do you think VPR is gonna come back though?

I do. You do? You do? You genuinely do? Last time I heard from people close to the situation, there was no certainty, but I think they thought they were aiming for starting to film in fall. And I think Ariana getting done with Love Island. I mean, again, a lot has happened and changed since then,

this whole lawsuit stuff of it all, who knows? I mean, it's- And she's going back to Broadway, so. My intuition says no. And I think they're also prepared to move on from Aria. Right. They have to be. They have to.

That's why I'm so confused as to why Sheena or all of these people are kinda coming through saying maybe I'll be on the Valley, maybe not. Because I think they honestly don't know. Because they don't know. I think if it does come back, it'll be a very different cast. They have to refresh, they need a facelift.

I want the Toms, their girlfriends, Sheena. What if they like went back to... Lala. Yeah, to the start and like had all new people working at Sir. My friend works at Sir, she could be a cast. There was a post that went viral like two, three months ago and it was people that were currently working at Sir and they were like, the new cast. Yeah, I saw that. And like people thought it was like a rumored new cast, but it was never confirmed. It was just them teasing it.

So I mean, that is a possibility. I did see that. I mean, the premise of Vanderpump is genius, and you would think they would be more of it. I mean, like it was originally just a bunch of young adults aspiring to make it in LA, the Hollywood dream, if you will, right? And as many of those people do,

they get bartending or waiter jobs, and they fuck around and find out and go to parties and do all this shit. Like that is like the classic, trying to make it in Hollywood stories. And it's a repeatable story. You would think that they would, in fact, kind of refresh the cast and do that.

And they don't really, they could have done that with like TikTokers and shit like that. I don't know why they can't make that formula work again. It seems like such a sellable formula. I think they messed up with the whole, like not they messed up, but before 2020 and everything that came out,

it was supposed to be the Valley Crew was what it was called. And it was like Kristen Stossie, Brittany Jacks, like all of the mature people on Vanderpump, and I assume saying mature as in not in their 20s, working at a restaurant. Everyone's brain broke. Yeah, everyone who's got babies, all that stuff, that they were gonna go to a different show

and that they would reboot Vanderpump Rules, maybe keep like James and whoever else that was on the younger side. Oh yeah, I forgot about James. With the new cast, and then obviously everything happened, Stossie Christen got fired, Valley crew got scrapped, and then the Valley was something that was brought up as an afterthought that was brought up

as an afterthought that actually ended up happening. But yeah, I think if the original cast had moved on and then they could make room for like a new waiters and servers to be the stars of Vanderpump Rules, but I don't know. I don't know if they can do that now. Well, you know who's still talking as well, Kathy Hilton. She said she had to calm down her sister, Kyle Richards,

when she saw the pictures of Mauricio kissing the new woman. Yeah, so basically Kathy said, I think it was a hard pill to swallow seeing it. So what I'm trying to do is just kind of calm her down a little bit. You know, this was bound to happen. You've been separated. But I'm just noticing. Why is she like there for her sister

and then going to the media and being like, I was there for my sister. This is what I had to do when my sister. Well, what I've noticed is everything we know about Kyle's relationship with Morgan or with Mauricio is what Cathy's been saying. So Kyle's never really said anything. It's always been Cathy being like, well, they were close.

They're enjoying each other's company, so on, so forth. I think Kyle tends to use people as mouthpieces so she doesn't have to say things herself. And I think that- You hate Kyle. I don't hate Kyle. I've been watching for 10, 11 years. Like I'm like, I see this stuff and maybe it's also the feud between her and like Lisa Vanderpump where I'm like, you do the exact same thing that you call Lisa Vanderpump out for. So that's my issue with Kyle, but I don't hate Kyle. Okay. I'm sorry.

I just think she's very like, yeah, she's very strategic. Her whole little like Bobby Fisher, I play chess, not checkers thing. Like she, that, that is who she is. So that's why I'm sorry. I just think she's very like, yeah, she's very strategic. Her whole little like Bobby Fischer, I play chess, not checkers thing. Like she, that is who she is. So that's why I'm like, she doesn't have to take any responsibility for it, but the message gets out there. I mean, I suppose she's allowed to be bothered by this, regardless if she has even moved on in a relationship. You know, you can still feel a certain way

when your ex-husband is seen making out with someone, regardless of where you guys stand, I suppose. Sure, but I guess I think it's just strange that her sister is the one telling the world that she's feeling bothered that her... Yeah, no. I mean, what's strange to me, it's just like,

wait, I thought they're divorced. It's like, I thought we've moved on. I thought she was doing her thing with whoever. But she's the one that wanted the divorce. She's the one that wanted the separation. So that's what's confusing too, is that it's like, you don't wanna be married to this man anymore, but you also don't want him to move on.

So what do you want him to do? Yeah, but I guess what I'm saying, the argument is, it could still be hard to see. You can know you're not supposed to be with someone, you can know that the best thing for you two is to not be together. And you can even be in a relationship with someone else. But you know, when our egos get activated, like, yeah, she's strictly, you know, Kyle

could be saying like, I know I shouldn't be upset, but I am, you know, like, we know when we we get rattled whether we have the right to be upset or, or, you know, but sometimes we just feel there's that and then you have Kathy out there letting everyone know. That's the thing, it's just like, it almost as if Kathy is talking as if she's talking for Kyle, but she's not really doing her any favors, you know?

Because now a lot of people, I think, have a similar reaction to what we're, it's like, wait, what? Why does she care so much? And had Kathy not spoken up, we probably would've just assumed Kyle's fine. But even then, would we? does she care so much? And had Kathy not spoken up, we probably would've assumed Kyle's fine. But even then would we? Because she made a point to take off wife from her bio.

Like, you know what I mean? So like you want the headlines, you want the attention. I wonder if she's keeping it for like the season. Like Kyle's not gonna say anything till the season, but Kathy can care less. Yeah. Well, that's what, but that's what they do. It's like the same way that they used to give Housewives

the blogs and whatnot, or the TikToks and everything. It's like you're baiting for the next coming season. So now we're gonna know that Kyle's storyline has to do with turmoil of moving on with Mauricio, but I just, I don't know, I don't buy it. I have noticed that Orange County doesn't use the blogs as much. No, no.

So that is one cool thing about Orange County. Can we also just quickly watch this video of Kathy Hilton getting stuck on a runway? Kathy's iconic. I don't know if you've seen this, but basically they're filming right now and there was a fashion show for Sutton's brand. Kathy got stuck on the runway

and the models are trying to get around her and she's lost, doesn't know where to go. Embarrassing, but iconic. Aw. Wait, that's sad. I think it's sad in an iconic way. It looks like she's fully panicking and it's sad in like an iconic way. Like she's- It looks like she's like fully panicking

and she's like reaching for someone in the audience for help and like these girls are just like. Kathy, where is your seat? I'm just like, how did you get there? Yeah. Like someone help her. Yeah. I can find myself lost at a runway

and not knowing what to do. You're like, everyone's walking this way, right? No, should not walk this way. I'm just excited because this is the Beverly Hills that we needed where Kathy is just kooky and like doesn't know what she's doing, wears a hat from the gas station. Is she backpacked because I haven't seen.

She's backpacked. I haven't seen Beverly Hills Housewives with Kathy Hilton and I couldn't be more excited. So good. Honky dory, it's gonna be so good. She says, like she speaks in shorthand. So you'll be watching it where it's like, and then I went to, and then they said, and like leaves everything out

and everybody's sitting there like, girl, what did you just say? I DM'd her to come on the show like a while back and she wrote back, let's do it, and never heard from me again. Kathy. She's busy. She's busy.

I was just happy she replied. She was great. I think the only love island thing worth noting is that Miguel, as no surprise, very confident in his relationship with Leah, is unbothered by the Leah and Rob truthers that Leah is. I've changed, I, um. You've accepted.

Here we go. I need to make an announcement. Here we fucking go. I need to make an announcement. I have been shipping Leah and Rob this whole time. Now I feel like Rob is a little bit trying to ride her coattails. Ooh.

I kind of agree. I feel like he recognizes how popular Leah is and how much everybody loves her. And he's trying to get in on that. Yeah, I think he loves her as a friend, respects her as a human. I think if Rob ever wanted to dabble in a relationship with Leah, you would have seen it.

I have, yes, and now that he's out, Rob is, he's not dumb. He's very intelligent, it seems, from what I can tell. And I think he knows how to be a star, and yes, he's seeing the writing on the wall. He will follow Leah's lead, but if Leah is willing to entertain teasing the idea of them ever rekindling, And I think he knows how to be a star. And yes, he's seeing the writing on the wall. He will follow Leah's lead. But if Leah is willing to entertain teasing the idea

of them ever rekindling, he'll play along until he feels like he's flying too close to the sun. He feels like Leah, like, let's say her and Miguel break up or something, and then, oh my God, we're gonna hear it like fucking crazy. Rob Leah, Rob Leah, right? And he'll play into it as long as Leah does. But if Leah, let's say, likes Rob, then he'll back off

because he also doesn't wanna be, he's gonna try to do the, he's gonna tightrope it for a while. Yeah, I think he recognizes that whenever he talks about Leah and leaves it like a little bit open-ended and elusive and like continues the will, they won't they, he knows that it'll be talked about and that everybody's gonna, you know, call for it.

And I'm here to say that I am no longer falling for it. You see through his. Yes. You won't get her anymore, Rob. There we go. Whew. Liam McGill, here we go. Now she can go and have this baby fully.

At peace. I got it off my chest. Not worrying about Now she can go and have this baby fully. At peace. I got it off my chest. Not worrying about. I had the closure that I needed and I feel good. I kind of miss being pregnant. Aw. Okay. Nick.

You just look so cute over there. You just look so cute over there. I just am looking at your belly, like sticking at the bottom of your shirt and I just want it. Remember the feeling though of being 38 weeks pregnant. I can't remember, that's the drug of pregnancy. Is you're like, I think it was all amazing.

Putting my shoes on this morning was like a whole thing. See, I'm like, I don't think I had a problem. You did. Putting her shoes on. You were over here getting called dude by Tom Sandoval. I was gonna be dude by Tom Sandoval. Dude, dude, dude. Yeah, it was, wow.

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All right, Orange County I'm team Shannon same was Alexis's name on the cease and desist Like I feel like that's public fucking record Why do we not because they put up like a headline and it said Jim? Really? No not and they were like trying to use that as like the proof but she said cease and desist not like I don't know the actual Lawsuit, I guess the like I can see where are two separate things? Jim filing the defamation case against them, and then Alexis.

They're two different things. They're two different things. Right, I think she. Alexis Shannon was like, you sent, the cease and desist had your signature on it. Yeah, but she didn't deny it. She didn't say I had nothing to do with it. It was nothing.

She said it was my husband. But she didn't really. But she didn't say like, I didn't have anything to do with it. But I don't know. She seemed like it was, she was more more saying that was more him than it was me But she wasn't like I had absolutely nothing to do with that You know the only like the correct response been like yeah

No, like be minus our feud that was fucked up, and I'm sorry to go with it But I truly had nothing to do with it. She definitely didn't say that yeah She just kept wanting to throw it in her face that she's now dating Shannon's ex. And it's just like, I don't think she cares as much as you want her to care. I mean, she was brought in here to make that point to Shannon. I guess.

She wasn't on last season. No. Yeah. I mean, Shannon's had a rough year. Obviously she'd made the UI mistake and she did not handle that well. Like, there's no skirting around that. But so far in this season,

she seems like she wants to take accountability. She's having a rough go of things. I mean, being sued and having that cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars, it's a toll. It's a mental toll. That fucking sucks for anyone. And then her relationship broke up and then just- Her friendship breaks up.

Her friend's racking up and wants to rub it in her face. And it's just like, she's just snapping her fingers in Shannon's face and I'm just like, sit down. Right. What is the difference between a promise and a promised ring? Apparently a D. A D. A D.

Nothing, literally nothing. A D. No, no, I didn't say it wasn't promised, it was promised. Hashtag promise. Promised in the eyes of the Lord. It's like, okay, we're reaching now. Which is also a promise ring. Katie's like, is she really religious?

Gina's like, I don't know. How many times have they been divorced? Who? I guess the Hill cast. In Gorge County. Yeah, a lot. What's our divorce number for the whole cast? It does make me wonder if maybe Alexis

was like a producer plan. Like she's only- She's been on the show before. She's working hard. Yeah, but like in the sense of like she's with Shannon's ex for the reason of having a storyline to be on the show. Yeah, but I guess when it comes to like Housewives in general, I feel like we all accept as fans that like,

you know, if you're gonna get casted, there's an expectation to deliver and perform. Yeah, true. So they're all producer plants in that regard. But if she can't even clarify what a promise and promised ring is, then it's like, what's the seriousness of this relationship? Did y'all notice, obviously,

Tamra's daughter being on for the first time? Oh, yes, yes. And she was like- That was wild. She was like, you haven't seen Sophia in 10 years because her dad wouldn't sign the agreement to have her on, but now she's 18, whatever, she's on. So they're in the car and you can tell Tamra

just being like the professional she is. She's like, so have you talked to your dad? Like trying to like get, and she's 18, whatever, so they're in the car. And you can tell Tamara just being the professional she is. She's like, so have you talked to your dad? Like trying to like get, and she's like, I'm not talking about dad. And then they go to this tattoo place and she starts crying talking about her other dad. She's like, you need a therapist. I'm not your therapist.

I was like, this is so bad. I couldn't imagine River talking to us that way, but that could happen. But it's like, you know that it's, but no, it's because you know that she's trying to do it for the TV show and her daughter's like, I'm not doing this, like for TV. Like, let's talk about this at dinner tonight, but like, we're not gonna do this in front of cameras.

Why did her daughter come on though? To make an appearance. Tamera hasn't been allowed to have her on the show for the longest time, so I don't know if it's because of her age or whatever that now she can choose to be on. Clearly, but I guess, you know, she came on and was mean to her mom.

But I think Tamara just wanted her to show that, hey, I have a relationship with my daughter again. A bad one. But that's what she wanted to show. And I think her daughter was like, I'm not gonna come on to talk bad about my dad. It's probably what it was. I'm sure she could see right through

the questions with Tamara. We had Heather on. We've talked about how rich she is. But I don't, watching this season, they're so rich. I wanna be friends with the DeBros. I feel like I have seen them out. I was once like, this was years ago, I did like a parents,

but I was interviewed on Access Hollywood or something and they were also on the guest and I knew who they were and I was like, they recognize me, I recognize them, but I was very intimidated. Lala, he didn't say hi. We talked about it later, but I wanna be friends with him, Natalie, I want to be in- Parent friends.

There you go. Oh my God. You don't have to convince me to be friends with Heather DeBret. I know, right? They're so rich. Shamps with fancy pants and they're- She is, she's a housewife. Sold their house for 55 million.

That's crazy. The way they talk about the numbers they're throwing out there, it's- They had that walkthrough and they're like, okay, so that'll be, it ended up being $32 million. And she was like, that's a steal. She's like, oh, that's great. That's not what I counted for in my budget at all.

I'm so grateful that they're willing to talk about their money. And listen, you can't talk about money like that without coming across as obviously clearly privileged and a bit out of touch. But also I'm so grateful that they're willing to do that. Just because it's so fascinating, just the life that they have. And also like, why do you still perform surgeries, Dr. Debrow? He loves it. Why not?

I guess, right? Because he can. He just must. He must. He must truly love. Why would he get rid of one of their 35,000 streams of income? Is it all money they've earned as just being iconic celebrities in Hollywood? Do they come from family money?

Like, can you, that's so much money. He's like the top plastic surgeon in Orange County for like their longest time. It's also Orange County. So, yeah. Well, that's the question. If you had unlimited funds, like would you stop working? No.

Yeah, you probably wouldn't. You would get so bored. I know, but I do know that the more I work, I get stressed out. Now that I have a kid, I'm like, I don't wanna die of a heart attack someday. How do I relax and meditate? You gotta lower your cortisol.

How do I do that? Stop stressing out. I lock neck in the backyard and I made and meditate? You gotta lower your cortisol. How do I do that? Stop stressing out. I locked Nick in the backyard and I made him meditate the other night. That actually is true. Yeah, take your shoes off, touch grass. It's your phone too. You have to put it away for a certain amount of time.

And I don't do this either. I will say, I learned this the other day. If you change your wallpaper, like if you're really stressed out, change your phone's wallpaper to something different. My wallpaper is River and Natalie. So change it to a different picture of River and Natalie and you'll stop associ really stressed out, change your phone's wallpaper to something different. That wallpaper is River and Natalie. So change it to a different picture of River and Natalie and you'll stop associating stress when you see your phone.

Oh, does that mean that like when I look at my background of my phone, like I'm associating that picture with stress? Whatever emotion you had, you associate it when you see that picture. So if you change the picture, you'll like reset your brain every time you see your phone. That's right, we got a bunch of wedding photos. I will say River, I have River to thank for being off my phone more because like it's crazy just like how drawn they are to screens. It's scary. She's only like six months old and so I'm

always like flipping it over and like putting it away when I'm with River because it's like a drug they see. It's fucking. It's really scary. Yeah. Well, that brings me to my next question. So Jen obviously got evicted because she couldn't pay her rent and her dad had co-signed on that lease.

So that also affects him as well. She's crying in the kitchen saying like, I'm so sorry, dad, I'm so sorry. She also has five children. When is it time for us to grow up and be adults on our own and taking responsibility? Or is the parent card always going to be something that you should be allowed to rely on?

I think it's, I blame the parents. I mean, I'll always be there to bail out River if she needs, if she can't, she has five children and she can't get a home because her credit's bad, I will absolutely, a million percent put my name on that. Okay. Million percent. Honestly, I'm jumping ahead. But are you guys watching Presumed Innocent?

It's on Apple. It's like, it was just rated like the most watched drama. It's renewed, it's Jake Gyllenhaal. Watch it everybody. And next week, I'm curious for all the, I don't wanna give anything away, but it creates a question of like, would you in this situation, what would you do?

Yeah, it was, it's holding the heartstrings. I'm sorry, it's really good, you gotta go watch it. Anyways, one more thing. I thought it was nuts when her daughter pointed out that Katie told her, like, men under six foot are just friends. I know that's like a joke, but like what a terrible, like it is crazy when you realize the things

we might joke about to our kids when they're younger and what they realize. I don't know, she's like, oh yeah, we're tall women, or I don't know how tall she is or how tall our daughter is, but like honestly, that's a mean thing to say to your kid to immediately limit all their options. And she believes that. She's like, I can't date you, you're 5'10".

Like think of all the, she is completely limiting so many potential good people out there just because they're not a certain height. It's like, I think it's such a crazy thing to tell your kid. I was just blown away by that. Am I the only one just because I'm a parent? No, okay, sorry. I agree with that.

Are you gonna put your name on River's, if she comes to you and she's like, I can't afford this house, it might fuck up your credit, but like I need your name. I mean, it's all situational, but like you, I obviously will be there to help my daughter, but like I think we're now,

and we'll struggle sometimes when River gets older, but I feel like this is pretty common with parents, is like, I feel like I'm going to have to say she needs to struggle here and we can't be quick to help her. And I think Nali and I will have some conversations about that sometimes. I feel like maybe a little bit. Maybe. Well, that's the thing where I'm like, I obviously think and granted I don't have like a direct. I'm kidding. Okay.

Goddamn, come on kids. I was just joking about it. I was gonna say I don't have parents. I was raised by my grandparents, but it's like, I don't know. I guess it's kind of a hard thing to watch because I don't have that type of, I have a close relationship with my grandma,

but I don't have that type of like direct parent guidance or whatever. So I guess it's interesting to me because I know she has gotta be in her 40s, you know what I mean? And I'm like, you made the decision to have five kids. So it almost, and not to like come for her parenting or anything like that, but I'm just like,

how do you get in a situation to where you can't afford your rent, but like you're reliant on your dad and your mom to take care of you when you're responsible for not just one or two, but five other children. Listen, I see what you're saying. I get if River's in a situation, our instinct is gonna be to help if we can.

Absolutely. But to your point, it's just more like, how did we get here, and is this a product of mom and dad always stepping in as soon as she's in any trouble and saying, we'll pay for it, we can take care of it. And at the end of the day, she's just really good at thanking her parents and crying

where dad's just like, stop crying. There was a lot of scenes in the first two episodes of like the non housewives in their families. Like the housewives are all crying, putting on what maybe it's a scene, a moment. And everyone's like, why are you crying? I'm so uncomfortable. Jen's situation is weird though,

because it's like she doesn't wanna work, and then her husband, she doesn't even know what he does. Or he's not even working. Because when they asked her, she was fiance. When her fiance, when they asked what he's doing, she was like, he works in the sunshine. Oh yeah, she was like, he lives the dream. I was like, okay, so nobody's working, that's the issue.

But that is weird, it's like, I will get on a poll if I have to, to provide for my children. 1000%. So like, if that's what it comes down to, like that is what I will do to put food on the table for my kids. And so it's like, yeah, it is weird that like her

or Ryan won't just like go get a job anywhere. I'm like, well talk about it next week, just because I want to be like a little bit more educated on it. But I do know that there's a lawsuit going on right now with Ryan because he's involved like whatever he does also involves gambling and casinos and misplacing money. And it was like some Dodger like an MLB player that he like fucked over that's suing his friend that he's associated with. It's a mess. So I'll come back next week fully prepared to talk about it. But yeah, that's what I'm friend that he's associated with. It's a mess. So I'll come back next week fully prepared to talk about it.

But yeah, that's what I'm saying. So it sounds like he also makes deals and his job is making deals that aren't exactly kosher, for lack of a better word. Justin, is being litigious part of the like Bravo, like you mentioned like DUIs and getting DUIs is like a conspiracy theory of Bravo fans. I think it's, I think like the litigations of lawsuits

come because their life is on reality TV. And I use like Jen Shaw as a good example, because like she came onto the show, nobody knew who she was. She was wealthy and then like the FBI used the show as a way of citing like she has like this product, that product, she spends this money. Yeah, I mean, I think if you're a public figure

who doesn't follow the law and pay their taxes like you'll got got you know And I think since people see like how much money they're spending or have and then they're like wait in real life that doesn't add Up and that's where people are speaking out and then suing them like I mean Erica Jarty's husband they used like the show as well as like like they use it actually as evidence in court to be like you have This money Yeah, yeah All right. Well more to come on housewives. Also like you watch you're this money. Mm-hmm. Damn. Yeah. All right, well more to come on Housewives.

Also, you're watching Dubai? I'm watching Dubai, yeah. Dubai is one of my favorites next to Salt Lake City because they're characters. I mean, Salt Lake City is my favorite. You got me into that. If you're amazed by Heather DeBrow spending that much money that she spends,

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to get 50, 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active. Haley, welcome to the Vowels. Well, thank you for having me. Are you glad that people are referring to you as Haley now and not just Haktuagirl? Yeah. For a while I was saying Haktui.

Yeah. It's like having a dog and then you're just like, hey dog, come here. That's like the same difference. So how's this all been for you? This must be super crazy. It's very crazy. The 15 minutes keeps extending and extending

and you've been interviewed by Rolling Stone, who have referred to you as America's sweetheart. It's hard to even almost find you on social media. There's so many like people pretending to be you. Yeah. If you notice, they spelled my name wrong. Okay. You gotta remember, there's a lie in Haley.

That's how you can find the real one. There you go. Hey, I love that. So what's this whole experience been like? It's something I've never experienced before. Going everywhere, I haven't ever went to New York. Today's my first day in LA. It's just crazy.

I get to see different stuff. Your friend, your famous friend. Hawk friend. Hawk friend. She was saying this is like your second time on an airplane. That's nuts. What was that like?

I've been on a few plane rides, but like two weeks ago, that was my first time. It scared the shit out of me. Like it was, it was something. Here you are giving advice that everyone is resonating with and yet you haven't even been on a plane yet. Yep. Scary as part about the flight.

Landing. Yeah. Like when the wheels hit like the. And everything kind of like goes forward and you're like, whoa. Yeah, it's a little spooky. Did you have turbulence on the flight? A little bit, but it wasn't nothing bad.

Did you have? Until it started storming one night. I think we were coming back from New York and it started storming and it freaked me out a little bit because I was like, oh no, we're gonna get struck by lightning up here. But we didn't. Did you have plain snacks?

I did. They had like a new brand of pretzels. They're like mustardy pretzels. Ooh. They were really good. I know, I ordered six bags off Amazon. You can get them on Amazon? Yes, you can get them on Amazon.

They're called Fit Joy. Okay, you're gonna have to send me that. They're me that. Actually, I believe someone who listens to the show knows someone who like owns that company and they like offer to send us a bunch of bags. And I'm like, my wife already bought six. I think we're okay. But they can send more. I think we're. But if you want the hookup of the airplane mustard pretzels, Natalie can probably hook

it up for you. I'm going to need that. I'm going to need that. Do you also the gummy bears? Did you have you tried those yet? up for you. I'm gonna need that. I'm gonna need that. Also the gummy bears, have you tried those yet? I don't think I've tried those yet. Try those next because I found those at Whole Foods the other day and I ate the whole bag on the way home. Ooh, what kind of gummy bears?

They're like vegan, gluten-free, all this stuff, but they're like, I'm not that at all and it's so good. They just taste good. They just taste good. Okay. They're just chewy. I like something that gets stuck in my teeth, you know? Yeah, I'm the same way. Yeah.

Like fruit snacks, I'm a sucker for a fruit snack. Love a fruit snack. What's your favorite kind? I like the off-brand ones. I like the gushers. They're not really fruit snacks, but gushers. Gushers. My favorite.

Gushers are good. I haven't had a gusher in a long time. What flavor? Everyone's gonna troll me, I know they are, because this is what happens. When I get around someone from the South, my accent comes out, and they're gonna be like, Natalie's never had an accent before in her life,, my accent comes out and they're gonna be like,

Natalie's never had an accent before in her life and now it's out. I'll bring it out, don't worry. Thank you. Thank you. I'm from Alabama, but it like, I took dialect classes to lose it when I was like 15 and- Really? What part of Alabama?

Auburn. Auburn? Understandable. Yeah. And back to you, my favorite gushers, the red one. I heard you. I kept that in back my mind they all taste the same what they do oh they don't skittles and M&M's they all

taste the same each color all water tastes the same no no no who sent you she's an industry plant the devil All water tastes the same to you? You don't think so? Uh-uh. Like out of a bottle. And then I had canned water here recently. I was like, that's revolting. I don't like that.

I don't know if, well, I can definitely taste the difference between like fountain tap, you know, at like a restaurant like that, and then like a bottled water, for sure, I can taste the difference, but all bottled water, I feel like tastes the same. You disagree? I disagree. What's your favorite bottled water I feel like tastes the same. You disagree? I disagree. Yeah! What's your favorite bottled water? My favorite bottled water is probably, how do you say it, Fiji.

There we go. Not an industry plant and not a vile files plant. They are a sponsor of our show. They're really good, it's like a soft water. Like it's good. Thank you, yeah. I mean it's from a natural spring. Yeah.

We know a lot about it. We're pretty excited about it. You met Shaq. I did. He stepped on my toe. He stepped on your toe? I had to go get my toes redone because he squished the paint off my right big toe.

Did he pay for it at least? No, I wasn't gonna make him do that. He was a nice guy. Okay. Did he apologize for stepping on your foot? He was like, oh my bad, my bad. And I had heels on too, so they were out. How did you meet Shaq?

Well, they wanted to introduce me to him because you know, he's like a, I guess you could say a legend. Cause let me tell you, he's everything he's made up to be. But they threw it all together where I got to meet him and DJ with him. It was pretty cool.

You DJed with him? I did. You can DJ? Oh no, he had a big red button. Like you smack it and it like blows the fog out. That's what I done. That's all I can handle. You handle the fog machine.

Yeah, I didn't do it very good either, but I done it. You done it. Is DJing something that you might be interested in doing in the future? Probably not. Probably not? After I seen all them buttons, there's rows of buttons. I couldn't do that.

That'd take me years to get that down. Okay, but you worked at a spring factory. Is that not also a lot of no? What is a spring factory? You know, like bling. Oh, okay. Like a spring. What did you do?

So I was over the shipping and quality. So the quality I do it, like if somebody wasn't there, that was like my other half of what I do. I didn't like it as much because you have to sit in a desk all day and I don't like sitting still that long. But it wasn't nothing hard. It's just like numbers and stuff like that.

But the shipping part, it wasn't nothing bad. Like I just put springs, like however many of the customer ordered in a box and then we ship them out to them. But my other partner I had had she was over the computer stuff So she'd take care all that and ship it out But I was in the process of learning how to do it because she's still working there. Yes. How does she feel? How about we're here abandoned?

We love her she's out there just just making sure this brings her again away. Oh, yeah talking to Shaq She's out there just making sure the springs are chugging away. Chugging away. Oh yeah, bless her heart. And you're talking to Shaq. Bless her heart. Do you miss it? I do, I miss getting up and having to go to work every other day, but sometimes I'm like, hmm, it's kind of nice not having to go to work.

Other than meeting Shaq, what has this whole experience been like for you? I mean, does it still feel surreal? Like, are you, do you feel like you were made for this? It's like a favorite dream. It still don't feel real to me yet. Like getting to do all this fun stuff and going out and doing this, like a fever dream. It still don't feel real to me yet. Like getting to do all this fun stuff and going out and doing this, that and the other,

it don't feel real. Like I'll wake up the next time, like there's no way I done that, but I did. And I know like you, when you had the interview, what was the question he asked you that made you give the whole hactua? What is one thing that drives a man crazy in the bedroom? And have you answered, did this come to you on the fly?

Was it something that you on the fly? Was it something that you and the girls already joked about? So my little cousin that I'm really close with, we've always like joked about, like we use it in a different way. Like, you know, I'm gonna hot to and, oh, we're gonna say it and like spit on somebody,

like, cause it made you mad. Yeah. Oh, okay. But I used it for a different tense at times. Yeah, just a little bit. When did it come out like the next day? Like when did it start going viral? It was like two days after this.

And what was the first like phone call you received that said, Haley, like do you realize what's going on here? My girl group chat. And I go to bed pretty early because I'd have to get up at 3.30 in the morning and go to work. So I was in the bed at like nine or 10 o'clock and I woke up at 2 o'clock in the morning I was like, hmm something don't feel right and I just get on my phone our group chat was going crazy

Let me tell you and I was like, oh That's not good. That's not good at all bad Oh, I was embarrassed to death for like a week Like I wouldn't come out of the house besides going to work. So but I got over it So, but I got over it. What were you embarrassed about? I mean, it's self explanatory, you know. Sure, but you were obviously having fun and joking around. Some people don't see it that way though.

Because you can tell I wasn't being serious in it. I'm a big jokester. I like to have fun, you know. But some people don't take it that way. I took it to heart and I was like, uh. Then I got to thinking and I was like, uh Now I got to thinking I was like, what is my granny gonna say about this? What did granny say I had to explain it to her what it meant at least three times And now she just walks around the house to spit on it She's a mess

It seems like you've had to deal with almost like, a lot obviously fans can be crazy, a lot of assumptions. There seem to be some crazy stories about your background, who you were. I think a lot of people thought you were a teacher, you got fired, your dad was a preacher. None of that seems to be true. Is there any rumor that came out that ended up being true or is it all just a bunch of crazy stories

and no one really knows who you are? It was a bunch of crazy stories. no one really knows who you are? It was a bunch of crazy stories. I don't think any of it was true. Because there was one about a teacher too, and I seen they done like a benefit for her, like in her hometown where she got fired. So they're like giving her money.

And I was like, now, she don't even look like me. Like she had blonde hair and stuff. I guess all blondes look alike or something, but she didn't look anything like me. I was reading something and I guess we were at the lake and I read it to Nick and he's like, I don't think that's true, but they had gone into so much detail about,

it was like the poor kids at the preschool love our Miss Haley. It was so in depth. I'm like, holy shit, these poor kids. Like what's Miss Haley's not coming back to work? I was like, she's 21 and already a teacher? Like, damn. Ialey's not coming back to work? What are they gonna do? I was like, she's 21 and already a teacher? Like, damn.

I said the same thing. Could they not figure out the truth about you, so they just started making shit up? So it's funny, I had like a burner account, and I got to see like everything, but nobody could find me. No one knew it was you. And they're like, where is she, where is she?

And I was over here on my phone, hee hee. You were like, you were beige couch 43. Exactly, there you go. Well, we were trying to find you for a while and there were just like, it was impossible. I'm sure it was hard, wasn't it? That was the whole point of it. I was like, nobody's ever gonna find me.

Just the people, like I live around, they know me, they're like, yeah, I know her, but nobody else is gonna find me. You know what you need to do? You seem like you have a team around you now. Because there's a lot of fake accounts, people pretending to be you. Facebook will give you all their followers.

That's a thing. I don't know how to work Facebook. You need more followers. You're at like 1.7 million or something. On Instagram, I just hit 1.8, and TikTok was 1.5. Yeah, you need some more. But there's other accounts but there's like other accounts where there's like a couple hundred thousand followers

of people pretending to be you and it's just some random person. Especially on Facebook. I've seen one on Facebook. It could pass for me, I guess. I found it on Instagram. I thought it was you because it was like repurposing your content

and reusing it. But like you can get Facebook to give you all those followers. So what made you finally like decide to make your account Public and get off your burner when I seen all these like accounts of me and they're like, oh, that's me Yeah, I'm Haley and I was like imagine what they're sending out saying It's me and they're all getting money off of it too. And I was like, okay

Well, that's not right like the teacher like she had benefits for and I like, now why is she getting money and she's not even like me? That don't make any sense. So I was like, okay. So someone actually was pretending to be you and that's how they started the teacher rumor because they were like asking for donations, claiming that they lost the job. Yep.

Oh wow. Hey, she pulled it off for a while. That was pretty good. That's kind of fucked up. I'll give her props. Have you found out who this is? I can't think of where she lived at. It wasn't even the same state as I live in. But it makes no sense. Like how is she

in Nashville this day, but she lives way over here. Like I didn't get that. She flew all the way in to Nashville for CMA Fest to claim to like be me in the video. But does she kind of look like you? I mean she favored me a little bit, but I mean you can't miss a buck teeth. Like that's easiest way to identify me. You don't have a buck teeth. She had braces. You're like, that's not me. They started identifying me by the freckles on my neck too. It was a little weird.

Freckles on your neck. Yeah, they're like, that's not her. She has freckles on her neck. I've seen a few TikToks of that. I thought it was weird. Yeah. Because like I'm observant. Like I notice everything when I'm in a room,

but not freckles on their neck or anything. That's just a little creepy, you know? What is the craziest rumor you heard about yourself that you kind of wish was true? I don't know. I don't think I'd wish any of it was true. I don't think I like any of them. What's the most surprising thing about you?

The most surprising thing about me? Probably not on OnlyFans. Everybody was expecting that. They're like, yeah, she's going to not on OnlyFans. Everybody was expecting that. They're like, yeah, she's gonna be on OnlyFans. No. No. No. I don't think so.

Because you told a dirty joke? I guess so. How was stage with Zach Bryan? I had a stroke before I went up there. It was nerve wracking, but when I got up there, like all the lights and stuff were in my face, I couldn't see anybody. I was like, all right, this ain't that bad.

I'm just being dramatic. Was he nice? He was very nice. I liked his girlfriend a whole lot, Brianna. I really liked her. Yeah, she's very nice. Oh yeah, love her. We got around not too long ago. You sat right there.

Right here? Yeah. Sorry, I'm still a fangirl. I love her. So what do you wanna do with this? I don't know, I wanna kind of run with it for a little bit and just, I wanna do more charity work, if that makes sense.

What kind of charity work? So we just done something with PetSmart, like I bought a whole bunch of stuff from PetSmart and I donated it to an animal shelter a little bit out of Nashville. So I wanna do more stuff like that. And we're doing something up here with the orphanage. So I just think there needs to be more people

like that in the world. I mean, you got all this money and you're not doing anything useful with it I want to do something useful with it because what am I gonna do with it? Buy me a a lawnmower that drives itself. That would be the first thing you thought of spending money on First thing come to mind Have you treated yourself to anything that you were like, I probably would never have this but like no I don't think so. You haven't like, no.

Wow, you're such a good person. I try. I was like, yeah, I could have this and I could have this, but nah, I ain't gonna do it. Just a super down to earth person. Yeah, I try to be. Okay, you seem to be doing a pretty good job of it. Well, thank you.

Do you have siblings? I have two older brothers. Two older brothers. Two older brothers, though, you must have had an interesting time with this. They thought it was really funny. And the oldest one, he works a whole lot, so we don't hear from him a whole lot,

but he texted the other brother and he's like, did you know our sister's famous? It was such a funny conversation. What did he say? He just thought it was funny. He's like, there's no way. There's just no way it's her. But then he was like, then again, it makes sense,

because you never can tell what comes out of her mouth. And he's exactly right. What's the craziest thing you've ever said? I Don't think Do you know what it is I could think of a few things you probably like We could test it out you can swear on this podcast that's okay That's okay. How crazy is it? Some stuff you just gotta like keep to yourself. That's true, yeah.

Don't wanna wind up getting canceled. In this video you talk about Pookie. Is Pookie an ex-boyfriend? Is Pookie a- Pookie is like a little situationship. Situationship. I guess you could say. We love those on that show. Yeah.

He's something, he's a character. So we're still involved with Pookie. Oh yeah. Oh we are. Oh yeah. No. Is it still a situationship? A little bit.

Oh my God. Prior to you being famous, who wanted to be boyfriend and girlfriend more, you or Pookie? Definitely me. You wanted to be in a relationship. Yeah. And now?

I don't know. Still you? I'm not pushing it. What's his problem? I don't know, sometimes he just gets'm not pushing it. What's his problem? I don't know, sometimes he just gets something stuck up his ass and he's a butt hole, but everybody can be that way I guess.

Yeah, how old is Pookie? 24. Okay, how'd you meet? Well, it's related to her. Oh, yeah, he's a Hawk friend. We love Hawk friends. Pookie is Hawk friend's cousin. All right, introduce yourself.

Hi, I'm Chelsea. I'm also known as Hock Friend. Hock Friend sounds kind of cool. It does. What kind of coin did you have started of you? It was like a meme coin. Oh, it was called Hock Friend. Yeah.

Yeah, people kept sending me like Venmos. Like they found me on Venmo and they was like, join our meme coin. I made like $300 on Venmo. Damn. Is it true that you've made a lot of money off of merch and appearances? Yeah, for the most part. But the guys that interviewed us, I didn't make anything off that.

Everything they done, they have it. But everything I've done for myself, since I've, I don't want to say come out, but since I've been public, I've made decent money. Good for you. They're profiting off of, I mean, I don't wanna say come out, but like since I've been public, you know, I've made decent money. Good for you. They're profiting off of, I mean, I guess, right? Off their views. Technically they own that footage. Yeah.

Have they reached out to you since? Have they been like, oh my God, this is so funny, you should come back on. Yeah, they want us to do more stuff with them, but I don't think I'm going to. I don't like how they acted towards us. So the first week of it, I told you I was embarrassed to death. So all my friends, they were messaging, please stop posting more videos and stuff like that.

And he just wouldn't quit. He blocked us all on everything and it was rough. And so I'd be like, all right, well, that's the last video. That's enough of that. Here'd come one more and then another one. How long did y'all talk for? How do you have so many videos? How long would you think that was, Chelsea?

Maybe 10 minutes? Yeah, it wasn't that long at all, but yeah, he made it. He made it a lot. And then he messaged her wanting to do more content, and she was like, mm-mm, you can go straight to hell. Yeah. And then he blocked all y'all. Yep.

That's crazy. Are you still blocked by him? Oh no, not on my Instagram, not anymore, because I didn't have that Instagram. I had the burner account, and I was like, hey, this is a girl on your video. Could you quit blocked? That's so fucked up. Got me on my fake tick tock.

What rest in peace, Joey King. Joey King. Joey King's your fake tick tock. It was that's one of Nick's celebrity crushes. Oh, it's not Joey King. Joey King. Is that her name? I think she's a great actor. Yeah. Yeah. She's a pretty good actor. I was I like her movie, but now they decided it was a celebrity crush. I. Yeah. She is a pretty good actor. I like her movie,

but now they decided it was a celebrity crush. I was like, oh, so you're fucking obsessed with her. You love her so much, you wanna fuck her? Okay, cool. He's like, I just said I liked her acting. Who's your celebrity crush? Mine, Ryan Reynolds. I thought it's Steve Harvey.

Oh, but yeah, it is Steve Harvey, but not like in the way, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, okay, it is Steve Harvey, but not like in the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But OK, it is Steve Harvey. But in the way that I felt like she was asking me is Ryan Reynolds. What's the other way? Yeah. What's the other one? What's the other way? What's the other way to ask you where you get Steve Harvey as an answer?

I think like who's one person you want to meet? Oh, Steve Harvey. Very different. Yeah, very different. Steve Harvey. I love him How come you haven't met him yet cuz he doesn't give a fuck about me make him give a fuck about you I gotta be viral in a video How would you make Steve Harvey give a fuck cuz you seem to be good at making people give a fuck about you We'd have to work on that. Could you imagine us on?

Family food that would be so much fun. That would be fun. I thought we could do good. We would do good. It's always like, what is one thing that went smooth? There was one that went like incredibly viral. Are you talking about San Onig? Yes! I would say that all the time. The shit people say on there is so funny.

Oh my God. That's why I wanna go on it. My parents were on Family Feud. What? Yeah. Why? They went on there is so funny. Oh my God. That's why I wanna go on. My parents were on Family Feud. What? Yeah. Why? They went on with their whole family. Like my parents, my uncle.

Where were you? I wasn't born yet. Oh. Yeah, this was a long time ago. It's been around that long. Oh, it's been around for a long time. Has it always been Steve Harvey? No.

No. The other guy died. I think he committed suicide. Oh. Oh my, yeah. Dark. Rest in peace. Yeah. Anyways. If in peace. Yeah.

Anyways. If you could go on any game show, what would it be? Any kind of game show. It probably would be Family Feud. That's one that's just real easy to understand, I guess. That one's like fun. Like, Jeopardy's too. It would be fun.

Don't, I'm like, put on the spot, I don't know the answer to anything. Oh, I take that back, Will of Fortune. I'd be pretty good at Will of Fortune. The concept of Will of Fortune is what? The numbers, the letters, right? You have to guess. Like in the Wheel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be really fun. Yeah, it's like Hangman. Yeah. It's Wirtle. A Wirtle. It's Wirtle. Why would you be good at Wheel of Fortune?

I was always really good at Hangman. Okay. Yeah, stuff like that. Or the word searches at school, I was pretty good at it. What was your favorite subject in school? I was like, I had one. P.E. I don't even say that. I hate it. We'd have word searches at school. I was pretty good at it. What was your favorite subject in school? I was like, I had one. I don't even say that.

I hate it. We'd have to run around school. I hated that so much. What are your favorite shows to watch? My favorite shows to watch. I'm trying to finish Gossip Girl right now. I love Gossip Girl. Um, vampire diaries. You ever watch vampire diaries?

You Damon or Stefan? Definitely Damon. I can work with that. Which one are you? Damon. Okay, very, very. But have you ever seen Love Island? My best friends made me watch it a whole lot.

It's pretty good. The recent one right now? Not that one yet. All the older ones, like when they were first coming out, she'd make me watch them with her. The USA one right now is insane. I'm gonna have to watch that. It's really crazy. We did have some people send in some questions.

They want some advice. Some advice? What's the game, are we calling it a game? Here's our game show. Yeah, this is our game show. It's called Hot. To the Rescue. That's funny.

That is funny. Okay, get to it. Caught my boyfriend of four years looking up girls from his high school on Instagram. Red flag. That is a red flag. Immediate red flag. Or maybe he's curious, because I'd be curious too. Yeah, like where are they now?

Yeah, that's what I want to know. Say it's like 10 years from now, I'm like, hmm, I really want to know what somebody I went to school with is doing. I'm going to look them up. You're going to look them up. You're gonna look them up, okay. Are bridesmaid and maid of honor are hooking up? Will this ruin the wedding for everyone? Does everyone know about it?

Are they watching? Like, why is it gonna ruin the whole wedding for everybody? Yeah, I don't know why it would ruin for everybody. I feel like if they were breaking up, maybe it would be like, because there'd be tension, it'd be awkward maybe, but hooking up, it feels like it's more fun. I feel like if I would be like the friend

that knew about that nobody else did I'd be walking down the aisle just laughing because I'm the one that knows and I'd just go on about my day. I don't think it'd ruin the wedding though unless they like broke up or something. The guy I like won't ask me out on a proper date should I ask him or stop talking to them? Kick his ass to the curb sister sister. Get rid of him, find you a new man. How do I navigate my mom not liking my boyfriend? It's been going on for about three years. I need to know what the reason is that she doesn't like him.

That's probably what I need to know if it's valid or not. Yeah, if it's like. Well, I don't think she thinks it's valid. It's been three years. Is there a reason why that would be justifiable? For your mom to not like your boyfriend? I mean, normally mama knows best, so.

Mama does know best. What's mama think of a situationship? Pookie situationship. I ain't got a mama. Oh. Do you wanna talk about it? No. Okay.

No, we're not typing into my mommy issues. We're answering questions right now. Yes, of course. Okay. Of course. Okay. I'm very cut off, of course. Of course. Okay. Very cut off, of course. I'm very uncomfortable. And I'm really too old for more, okay?

No, it's okay. I need you to laugh with me about it. I am not laughing. Thank you. I'm laughing at you. Childhood best friend wants to be close and I don't feel the same way. What should I do? Ghost them.

Like, what if, like, do you, have you had people from your past reach out and like try to reconnect and- Reconnect, yeah. Not really. They'll be like, you know So happy for you, whatever but after that and I conversate back. They'll try to start another conversation. I just don't answer Yeah, they're kind of coming out the woodworks. Yeah Always I always loved you we should get coffee exactly. How do I get over being too picky? Are you picky?

I'm a little picky. Yeah, I just get to it too picky? Are you picky? I'm a little picky, yeah. I just get to ick really easy. Do you? What is your biggest ick? Yeah. Like if a man breeds too hard around me or something, I'm like, mm-mm.

Breeds too hard. I'm so serious. Okay, but imagine this. Imagine him getting hit. Yeah. Imagine him getting hit by like a slow moving car and not like a fast one. Does that not just gross you out?

Wait. What? Yeah, that's kinda gross. Yeah, you're like. You wanna know what my biggest ick that Nick has done? What is your biggest ick? We were in the car and everyone knows this already cause I've talked about it all the time, I'll never forget it.

It's branded into my memory. We were in the car, he's driving, I'm in passenger seat, okay? And I'm not on my phone because I like to be present. Yeah. You know, I'm just staring at him because he's so handsome and beautiful. And I just love to stare at him in daydreams.

You're just admiring him. Yeah. Yeah. And as I am admiring him, we go over a little speed bump. And when I tell you his ass cheeks lifted up out of his seat and he like levitated, I was like, oh my God, I have to get out of the car. That's what I've learned the other day. And it consists, anytime the guy is light and feathery. I was like, why? Why didn't I move? Am I like a big fat bitch? Like, what the fuck? Like, makes like so light and feathery, like a napkin in the wind, me, a boulder.

You have to anticipate the bumps, you know? Like I would have to think about that really hard because I'd be like in your, I'd be the same kind of case as you. Cause if I hit a bump really hard, I'm coming up out of that chair too. Cause like, it don't take much to move me at all. But you are little.

Yeah, it won't take much. But if he was to do it, like a man did a big heavy man, and he just Probably turn my head and like face my body out of the window where I didn't have to look at him for a while It's a miracle you're still here I'm dying to know the rest of your ex so so far we have breathing getting hit by car slow Okay Have you ever seen a man's feet? Yeah, no, me ask you this one. When you get in the shower, do you let the water hit your feet

or do you wash your feet? Like with soap. I feel like I know where this is gonna go. You do. You know. I definitely don't wash my feet. Ugh, he's so dirty. Ugh.

You don't know. Also, have you ever- You mean like bend down and scrub my feet? Yes, your feet are so nasty and you probably walk around barefooted too, don't you? But the soap and the water are just... my feet are being the most washed item on my body without even me washing. That don't matter, you still need some soap on them things.

But soap is... Do you wash your back or your neck or do you just let the like shampoo that's in your hair go down your back? That's a new ick unlocked right there, thank you for that. You're welcome. I think I only wash... That's in your hair go down your back. That's a new it unlocked right there. Thank you They kind of wash Your body at all About them armpits they stink. I just wash I wash basically two parts which parts Three I think three parts yeah

Three yeah three parts front, and armpits. Gotta call it a PTA show, or pits, tits, and ass. Yeah. There you go. There you go. I got shit to do. That just unlocked a new ick for me. Thank you for that.

It's bad, it's bad. What else we got? This is good. Okay, have you ever walked beside a man and you just happen to glance at his ear and you see ear wax sticking out? Oh no. Yes, you see one, like a flaky one floating.

Oh! Oh! Keep going. It just makes youelp. You see one, like a flaky one floating. Oh! Oh! Oh! Keep going. It just makes you sick. Let's see, what's another one? This is disgusting. Okay, he chews his mouth open.

Do you know what Nick does? We are definitely screwed. Do you know what Nick does? If he has something in his tooth, he will- Oh, don't, don't, don't. Cut him out, go ahead. He'll bite off his nail, use that nail he bit off to pick his teeth.

I'm like every other guy. So not only do you do that, you bite your nails. Yes. And if he could, he would bite his toenails. That's not true. If you could, you would. And you don't wash them either And he doesn't wash them

How long have y'all been married? We've only been married for since April, but we've been together for four years You kept him that long She looks past your flaws mom, dude. You better keep her. Let's love better go out of your way keep her. Thank you I will yeah, please don't let me go and if better go out of your way. Keep her. Thank you, I will. Yeah. Please don't let me go. And if he does, I got your back. Don't worry. Okay.

What else we got? Ix. Let's say another Ix. What was the other one that you did that I- Why is this about me? So maybe I can get your back. Because you're the only person that I can like. Have you ever watched a man trip?

Like when he trips over something, I'm like- Done it. Get up. Nick will do it. Nick will do it, and he'll look back at me like, did you see that? We are on our honeymoon, and this is after I realized that like an ick is basically anytime a man's clumsy or dainty or feathery or light,

and we are on our honeymoon, and I was gonna hop over the pool wall, and Nellie had already done that, but I slipped. And I immediately looked for Natalie and hoping that she didn't see it. She didn't, thank God, because I don't think we would have made it. Stepping together.

Yeah, it was a really big no-no. Has Pookie ever done any of these things? He forced me to listen to my own playlist in the car and I was gonna kill myself. Okay. It was rough. What's on his playlist? So you know, on Apple Music,

you can go to somebody else's playlist and stuff, like on their account, if you're friends with them, you got me. Are you embarrassed of your playlist? It's like a meat thing. I'm not going to listen to it in the car with anybody. Like the girls, the girls are fine, but now man, I'm like, it's like torture. You're sitting there listening to it.

I'm like, on these playlists, like how personal are we getting? You want me to read you the names of my playlists? Okay. Thank you. They're pretty funny. Playlist? Like how personal are we getting? You want me to read you the names of my playlist? I would. Okay. Thank you. They're pretty funny. You have to make your account public so that everyone can follow you. I have like 10 followers on here from like random accounts.

I was like, how did I find them on Apple Music? All right. First up, we got blame it on the daddy issues. I thought we had mommy issues. I have that too. Okay. I also have daddy issues as well. Really? We love my dad but you get what I'm saying. Yeah I love my dad too but. We got one called cowgirl shit. That one's not bad it's just country music. Cry it out bitch. If you listen to that in the car you're probably gonna wrap your car around telephone pole. This one's called fuck him and his mama. That one's so good. And Hey Bug we trust. Bug we trust. Hey Bug. Hey Bug. That's me I'm Hey Bug. Oh

that's pretty good. You got a little bit of everything in that one. Yeah. And then a fan favorite slang that thing. You can imagine what it is. That's your, what does Nick call it? Your sex playlist. But you had a name for it, I forgot what it was. It wasn't my name, it was my friends. What was it? Instamoist. Eee.

It wasn't mine. You don't like that word? Yeah, I'm sorry. Nasty, nasty. I don't like that word either. It's gross. Disgusting. It's gross. You can add that to your list of icks

when a man says moist. Haley hates me. Haley's not gonna get the disgusting. It's gross. You can add that to your list of X when a man says moist. Haley hates me. Haley's not gonna get the fuck out of this interview. Are your toenails long? I don't think so. Does he cut you in the middle of the night with his toenails? My Wiki feet page is high.

Your score. My score. Your score is high. Do you have a, you're going to. You probably do have one by now. You know what a Wiki feet score is? What is that? Do you have a, you're going to. You probably do have one by now. You know what your feet score is? What is that? Are your feet public?

Have you ever? I've seen a few of my feet cause they've been after my feet and they finally found a video of it. Can we find it? Can we see what Haley's score is? Oh, she has one. What's her score?

Four stars. Four stars. For you. Four out of five. Four out of five. That's not four point anything, just flat four. What do you find this on? What do you find this on?

What do you find this on? People will think. People will find a photo of you. People are weird. Say you're wearing flip-flops and you're taking a photo with a fan. They'll zoom into your toes and they'll post that on WikiFeet.

Four stars. It's not bad. It's not bad. That's not bad. That's really a thing? Yes. People are sick. Yeah, people are weird.

They're sick. They're nasty. They're nasty. They're nasty. Don't worry about it. People are sick. Yeah, people are weird. They're nasty. They're nasty. They're nasty. It's a weird thing, a weird sight. That is a weird sight. Have you tried any of the, wait, did you just get into LA today?

Do you have anything on your list to try of like LA, are you gonna go to Air One? Are you gonna? In-N-Out. In-N-Out? I'm excited to try In-N-Out. We don't have one anywhere like at home. It's not good.

It's great. Shake Shack is better. Shake Shack. What do they got? It's like burgers and out. I'm excited to try In-N-Out. We don't have one anywhere like at home. It's not good. It's great. Shake Shack is better. Shake Shack. Where they got it? It's like burgers and fries. And shake. Okay. I'll add that to the list too. But it's not like an LA staple. It's like, it's probably, it's probably in the Nashville airport. What's your favorite food? Seafood bowls. Seafood bowls. Y'all got any of that around here? No, they don't. It's nothing worth your time. I don't want to go to LA for the seafood. Uh-uh. I mean, you could probably find one. I'm sure I could.

Like a poke bowl. We got one at Helmets really good. Juicy seafood. Okay, shout out. That's my favorite. Juicy seafood. I'm so serious. If you ever go to Nashville,

That's your favorite. Go to juicy seafood. Yes, I love it. Juicy seafood. So good. Have you ever been to Savannah, Georgia? I don't think so. You haven't?

That's where you're from, ain't it? You should go, yeah. You should go. You love it. How'd you end up in Nashville? I mean, now you're from, ain't it? You should go, yeah. You should go. You love it. How'd you end up in Nashville? I mean, you're from Tennessee, how close is that to Belfast?

I'm like an hour, maybe an hour and 10 minutes south from Nashville. That's just like the party spot. That's where everybody goes in Tennessee. So you were just kinda out in that, you don't even live there, you're just out in Nashville. Oh yeah. That's where everything is, like all the good stuff.

Like if you go to my hometown, you got like a McDonald's, a Taco Bell. We have, what's it called a Yamato's Y'all ever had Yamato's like a batch. It's really good I need the they don't have the sauce here the pink sauce that is at hibachi restaurants in the south You know, I don't eat any kind of sauce on it. I'm skeptical about that kind of stuff sauces. Yeah, I like soy sauce That's okay. You don't like ranch or like Thank you. I like soy sauce, that's okay.

You don't like ranch or like? What kind of sauce are you talking about? Any sauce. Any sauce, I will eat any sauce. But in hibachi, they have like yum yum sauce or like shrimp sauce. Yeah, I don't like the yum yum. See, we have that in common, Hailey.

No, it's nothing like with a taste or anything, but this friend I had when I was a freshman in high school, we all just got like hibachi because they just opened it in Lewisburg. That was like the new thing. I watched her throw it up in her floor. After we got done eating, it ruined me. And it was nothing but like yum yum sauce.

I have not touched it since and I still won't eat it. What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of Pookie? I really don't know. Anything? A lot of things? Nothing. Nothing, I don't think. She's perfect.

If he called you up today to say, Haley, will you only be my girlfriend? Would you say yes? Probably not. I got time for her right now. I'm busy. Oh, okay. I'm busy.

I'm busy. She's busy. Yeah, where was this at when I wanted to date him? Thank you. Yes. That's the way I'm seeing it. That's what we love. Yeah, we can get over that.

But we still talk to him every day? Yeah. I ain't shit, what can I say? Have any celebrities slid into your DMs? Tana. Tana Mongeau? I love Tana. I'm excited for that.

I like you. I got shit a brick when I seen it, I was like, no way. It was really cool. Little Pump. Yeah, we're trying to set something up with that. Okay. I like Tana. Right.

And then Little Pump. I met him the other night at the fight. He's such a little peach. I just wanted to pinch his cheeks. He was so sweet. Let's see. Who else? Daddy Dogs.

Have you ever heard of that? No. Who's Daddy Dog? It's like a hot dog place in Nashville. I love hot dogs. You do? But I hate to say it like that, but yeah, I love hot dogs. I love hot dogs. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Do you, but yeah, I love hot dogs. I love hot dogs.

Yeah. Really? Yeah. Do you like them like burned or do you just want them like lightly toasted? I like most things over done. Burnt. You like some burnt.

I like burnt hot dogs. Yeah. I love a burnt hot dog. How do you eat your pizza? Extra crispy or? I like the cheese like a little crisp on it. Okay, yeah. Just like a light frizz.

Do you like it floppy? Like when you pick it up, it's like floppy? Yeah, I like floppy pizza. Interesting. I like it real heavy. I know that ain't holding, it's like floppy. Yeah, I like floppy pizza. I like it real heavy. I know they ain't holding out on me. Crispy fries or soggy fries? Okay, so hear me out.

When you get like McDonald's or something, you got the ones that have like the pointy ends on it and they're crunchy. I don't like those. Really? I like the squishy ones. Thank you, I like the squishy ones too. I like the squishy fries.

All my friends eat all the like crispy ones, so we'll swap out our fries, because I want the squishy ones. That's so nice of you. And I just started eating ketchup. Like this is the second day today I've ate ketchup. What? I don't like ketchup. I'm not a fan of ketchup either but... Like I've ate it but I just I'm not a fan of it. What stopped you from having it? Before. It just tastes funky. Like I don't know I don't like it. I love tomatoes but I just don't

care for ketchup that much. I'm a ranch eater. Big ranch eater. But the last two days when I've had french fries, I ate them with ketchup. I feel accomplished. How do you say, um, if you have to change your O-I-L in your car? How did I know you were going to ask me that? I say it the same way you say it. O. O. How do you say it? Oil.

Oil. It's so gross! I hate that. That's another Ick added to the list. Oil. Oil. I's so gross! I hate that. That's another ick added to the list. Oil. Oil. I'm full of them. Do you have any more icks that you want to get off your chest? Let's see. These are like real icks. I'm so glad we asked you because most people are like,

when they're rude to waiters and we're like, no duh. Yeah. That's just a red flag. Yeah, that's just like I being a dick. Yeah, that's a big red flag. Like normally when we go to a restaurant or something like that, if they don't like try to clean the table up after, and they're not polite to the waitress or whatever, I'm like, who raised you?

But that's, yeah, that's, that's more of a common decency, not like an egg. Yeah. Or if they don't open the door for like old people or something like that, that's that triggers me. But I like the, you know, do you wash your feet? Yeah. To have boogers hang out of his nose quite often. Oh my God.

That drives me crazy. Cause I'm like looking at it. It'll drive me insane. No, you gotta booger. Walk away. You've never had that. I thought you were talking to me. I was like, no, no, no, that's what I did to Nick.

And I'll watch him roll it up. And he flicks it. He flicks it! Hey, at least he flicks it and you don't wipe it on something. But there's probably a built up somewhere all over the ground. Ew. This has really been a hard episode for me.

This is tough. We are on your ass. We are. We are all bad. You're perfect to me though. What's another ick you have? Hmm. Nick's like, and that's about time for our show.

Well, all right everybody. I don't know, I feel like I got all mine off my chest. All right, we have one more game for you before we send you on your way. It's called Hock Two of the Future. So we need you to predict the future. Oh, kind of like the Simpsons. Yes.

Okay, say less. All right, all right. Who will play in the next Super Bowl halftime show? Could you ask me about something I know about? Well, that's kind of the point. Who's gonna play in the next one? Who's going to play? Who's going to play the music? Any NFL sports? Any NFL teams?

I don't pay attention to that. Yeah. Do you know you do know the ones in Tennessee, right? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Titans, Tennessee Titans, Titans, Titans. There you go. There's and and the one Travis Kelsey's on. Taylor Swift's boyfriend, isn't it? Yeah. He's on the, what do you call it?

I'm telling you, I don't pay attention to nothing. So you're pretty out of pop culture. Yeah. Like before all this, I'd barely pick up my phone. I didn't want to be bothered. I'm jealous. It's nice. Don't stop that.

Yeah. Yeah. If you had just had to guess, which country is gonna win gymnastics in the Olympics? Which country? Bet you better say USA. Yeah, if you just had to guess which country who is gonna win gymnastics in the Olympics which country but you better say USA Any predictions on when we will go to Mars when we will go to Mars, let's see it's 2024 I want to say 2040. Okay 2040. We're going to Mars You seem like you had some predictions maybe ready to go. Like maybe I shouldn't just go off my list.

Like you feel like you had some things that you're like... Okay, let me ask you this. Have you guys ever seen like a baby pigeon? No. Can't say that I have. They don't exist. I want to know who sent them. I think they're like fake.

They got cameras in them or something. Pigeons? Yeah. They're spooky. They are kind of spooky. They're spooky. What else you got for us? What else is... They're industry plants, pigeons're spooky. They are kind of spooky. They're spooky. What else you got for us? What else is there? They're industry plants pigeons. Yeah

Well, the kind of questions you got will be the next next big fashion trend boots in the summertime. Okay That's gonna be a big thing. I see it coming Who will win the the Bachelorette? Do you even know what the Bachelorette is? I've watched about think I've watched the seasons Okay, do you think it's gonna win? I hope've watched it, but I don't think I've watched this season. Okay. Who do you think is gonna win? I hope it's Devin. I'm gonna look into this after this. Okay, yeah.

Do you believe in aliens? Honestly, yeah. I feel like they're kinda cool though. When do you think they'll come to Earth if they haven't already? They're probably already here. I think they're pigeons. Oh, there we go.

That's a nice callback. What will be the next Olympic sport? Breakdancing is Olympic sport this year. Is it really? I didn't know that. Yeah. What should be the next Olympic sport? Cheerleading.

Yeah. I'm kind of shocked they don't have cheerleading yet. They have breakdancing, but they don't have cheerleading? Yeah, that don't make any sense. Isn't that crazy? Hobby horse. Who's over this? Who do we get in contact with?

Who do we get in contact with? Who runs the Olympics? That's a great question. I'd just like to have a quick chat. It's not a great question. I just like to have a quick chat. It's not worth looking up, I just wanna have a quick chat. We can email him, send him a letter or something. Any other X predictions or anything else you wanna get off your chest?

Oh, here's another X, when he drives with two hands on the wheel. I'm like- Of course, safety. That's a woman right there. That is a woman. I have one more prediction question. What will Haley be doing in 30 years? In 30 years? 30 years. I hope to have a yacht and I'm just riding my boat minding my business out in the middle of the ocean somewhere.

Are you on the yacht by yourself? Yeah, she's a pookie. I'd have fun. No, he has to stay at home. He has to stay at home. Hailey, this has been a ton of fun. Well, thank you for having me. We wish you nothing but the best. We hope to see you around and whatever it is that you want to do. It's been a lot of fun talking to you. I mean, a lot of people are already following you.

Do you want to like plug your social? You want to let people know the real, I don't feel like you need my help, but like, do you wanna plug anything or? I should be good. You should be good, yeah. I should be good. And I wish you well too.

Please don't give her any more X. I'll do my best. You're walking on a tight rope. I am. Tight rope. I'll hit you back if anything new pops up. Okay. Thanks, Hailey.

You're welcome. All right, well that was fun. Thanks for listening. We'll be back next week for an explosive episode of Ask Nick. Let's all say goodbye to Leia. Bye Leia. Bye.

We're also going deeper on Wednesday with Jenne and Kenny. Jam-packed week. And then we have Jen Tran, the Bachelorette, next Thursday on Reality Recap. So get ready for that. Bye. You