The Viall Files - E845 - RHOBH Premiere, House of Villains’ Kandy Muse, Adam Ray, Shannon Beador Settlement & Christmas Cards

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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pop culture moms, find it wherever you get your podcasts. You're crazy. What's going on everybody? Welcome back to the podcast. I'm your host, Alex. And I'm your host, Tanya. And I'm your host, Tanya. What's going on everybody? Welcome back to another electric episode of the Vi-Fi's Reality Recap Edition. I am your host Nick and boy it's so good to be with you all.

What? No, it is so nice to be with everyone. It's so nice. So nice. So nice. Have you ever done a Christmas card before? No, it is so nice to be with everyone. It's so nice. So nice. So nice. So nice. Have you ever done a Christmas card before? Listen, let me tell you right now before Nick tries to paint this

in the wrong coloring of the picture that he's trying to paint. So, yeah. That seemed aggressive. So I have thought about my family Christmas cards probably since I was 12 years old. And it was always like, what am I gonna be doing with them?

What am I gonna, and I do not come from a Christmas card family. We never did them as a family, but I always had friends who were doing them and talked about them at school. And I was like, that seems so far back. I was like a real family, you know? You're just like, oh, why can't we make it official?

And they color coordinate, or they all wear khakis and a black t-shirt. Or the pajamas. Or pajamas or like denim, you know? And I always wondered what will mine look like? Well, we shot ours yesterday and was it at Sears or was it like at home? I don't think Sears is even open anymore. But like that's but that's a thing. Like I think it is doing a photo shoot by a washing machine. I did one at JCPenney. So they have

like the photo shoots. Penny's has a back draw. Anyway, so no, we did them at JCPenney. So they have like the photo shoots. Pennies has a backdrop. JCPenney. Anyways, so no, we did them at our home. And listen, I had this whole vision. And then what else does the mother have to do for family Christmas? I mean, she has to coordinate all the outfits. So then she has to go and buy all the outfits or pick out the outfits or whatever.

So River, and I think we made the mistake of getting River's outfit first, which I have learned from me. Well, we were in the car and you picked it out. Well, you were like, what looks cute? And I said, that would look cute on River. That's all I knew I was doing, was picking a cute outfit for my daughter.

I didn't realize that meant I was going to wear oatmeal. Okay. That's a cute color. And listen, are you listening? I'm listening. Is everyone listening? Okay, thank you. So, I was just talking to you people, are you all listening? So then I was like, okay, she's wearing a muted velvet cranberry.

That's her color. Our house, as you all know, has a gold fucking wall. Okay? And our tree is green, obviously. So a muted cranberry and this color red is not gonna work together. So I was like, holiday photos, okay? So can't do red, it's not gonna work. So I was like, holiday photos, okay? So can't do red, it's not gonna work.

So I was like, honestly, only one of us can do green because you'll kind of blend into the tree, right? You need to have like something. A little contrast. A little contrast. So then when I was shopping, there was nothing for me. Absolutely nothing. I went into the great.

The great is the most expensive store on the planet. And I was like, okay, there's two dresses, a green and a gold. Can't do the gold because we have a gold wall. So I went with the green. Then I went into Madewell, found a couple of Christmas gifts for Nick. I also found a really cute oatmeal sweater

that had little green accents in it. And I was like, that's perfect. I'm the green, I'm going with Nick's green accents and then Rivers, the star of the show in her muted cranberry. So I come home and I'm setting the scene because part of the shoot, we're doing it in our kitchen. We have like cookies made.

It's like, we're baking cookies with the family. I have on an apron. It's a whole production. Wholesome, yeah. So I have to make all the cookies. Then I have to clean the kitchen for the photo shoot, but then set it all back out like I just made the cookies. This is giving mother, by the way.

This is set production. Thank you. This is Hallmark. This is a Hallmark video. This is giving Hallmark. Hallmark. So I had to get myself ready. I had to get our daughter, Revy, who was also napping at the time. I had to clean the whole house. She wasn't helping?

She wasn't helping, that little bitch. Then, then Nick comes home 15 minutes before the shoot begins. He had been sitting in his car, I don't know, probably scrolling Twitter, in the front yard. He then wanders in pokey, right, like a turtle, and he's like, what do I do, what do I have to wear? And I was like, I picked, I bought you a shirt.

He's like, what? No, I wanna wear, he puts on the, this man is popping off, this man is going crazy. He's putting up a fight. He's like, what? No, I wanna wear, he puts on the, this man is popping off, this man is going crazy. He's putting up a fight. He's like, I don't want to wear oatmeal. And I'm like, you have to wear oatmeal because it's the contrast. He's like, but I wanna wear green.

And I'm like, I'm already wearing green. I'm like, what pants do you want me to wear with this? The oatmeal sweater was fine. I can work with an oatmeal sweater, but she's like, well, you gotta put on brown pants. I'm like, what about- He wanted to wear a different shade of green. What about if it says Christmas?

I'm just- I do give, I get that. My outfit was, don't get in the way. Well, River is the star of the show. Just do not be noticed. That's not true. I was basically wearing like a green screen where you wear the green suit.

No, you were standing out way more than I was. I was just blending into the tree. She was just trying to get me to blend into the gold wall as much as possible, so I didn't. It is giving different shades of the same color. I was the one wearing green. I was blending into the tree. So then I'm wearing these brown pants

that are kind of just too tight for me at this point. It's not my fault you've been eating too much. I like to think of you as just like this floating head that's camouflaged in a whole. He literally was standing out more than any of us. I walked into a photo shoot. I thought I was coming home to take some pics for Christmas card and I walked into a production.

They're always a photo shoot though. I was unaware that I had a call sheet. There was a call sheet and then he's like, so is there like an outfit change? And I was like, go to hair and make up and ask. I did ask in the middle of the photo shoot and I knew that, I was like, I asked the director, is there an outfit change? And I said,, go to hair and make-up and ask. I did ask in the middle of the photo shoot, and I knew that. I was like, I asked the director,

is there an outfit change? And I said, yes, there is. It is more of like, I got River a red and white checkered onesie because we're gonna be making cookies. It's giving comfy, cozy house vibe. Nick's like, well, I'm gonna wear a sweater, jeans and uggs. So you can work around me because I'm wearing a sweater, jeans and uggs. No, literally. He's like, and he puts it on and he's like, I'm gonna wear a sweater jeans and uggs so you can work around me because I'm wearing a sweater jeans and uggs

literally, he's like, and he puts it on and he's like, I'm not changing so we had to work around Nick no, that is not how it went, I was wearing oatmeal as you know, and Natalie was wearing a lovely green, it was not the most flattering dress ever, but it was all we had it was not giving Natalie, she had

flats on and a long I had velvet green nightgown dress. It was giving like. It was a nightgown dress. Was it up to the collar? No, it had a V-neck, but I had. It's bogey. It was definitely.

They only had a size zero, so I couldn't even fit a bra over it. So I had to do no bra, but then it was so tight that it was like flattening my boobs down. And it was like honestly. I'm picturing like 60s, like cover the body. No, honestly, it was the ugliest dress I've ever seen and I will be returning it today.

So then while I asked the director, is there an outfit change? I just thought this is not us, you know? This isn't us, this isn't who we were. I'm wearing pants too tight and oatmeal sweater. I'm giving suburban dad who doesn't know how to dress his eye up and his wife dressed up. That's what Christmas photos are. And it's just like forced.

And I was just like, what if we just put on jeans and a chunky sweater and Uggs? And Natalie graciously, because it wasn't like I'm wearing this and you remember me. She was like, well, what would you like to wear? And I was like, I would love if we put on some jeans and a chunky sweater.

And she graciously said nice. It was the big Lebowski sweater. I know the one. Christmas card photos are supposed to be awkward. Nobody actually wears this. We're just forced to sit here and pose. Like, everyone's fighting. Like, everyone's pissed off the whole time, but then you're smiling and hugging and kissing,

and you look so lovey, and then you're like, the fuck off me. Yeah, and then you've made this day miserable. And then River is obsessed with doing, oh, la, la la la la la. And so the whole photo shoot, she's going, bah, bah, bah. Wait, that's so cute.

And we could not get her hand out of her mouth. And she's in her clapping phase, so there's a lot of clapping. But we finally wrapped our photo shoot. That's so cute. And I punched Nick, no, I didn't. You know what the solution was? You stand in front of the tree

in your monotone oatmeal sweater and you stand in front of the wall in your green dress. Nobody's blending in. And that's just like on separate parts of the house. Yeah. Yeah. And then we got the dogs in. We were like, okay, let's get the dogs in some.

And the dogs were crazy and it was the most hectic. But thank God Sarah Partain, the photographer. She did our wedding. She's done our engagement. She's done everything. She is so gracious and kind. And was like, no, this is great. All right, let's done our engagement, she's done everything. She is so gracious and kind. I was like, no this is great. Get ready for our first Christmas card.

Were you the star of baking the cookies since you got to choose your outfit? No. No. No, it was me, I had on the apron. Okay. Did you do like the dough on the face? There was a lot of like,

we did a little flower on her nose. What should I do with my hands? Yeah, Nick was like, I don't know where my hands go. So a lot of the time his hands are like. I'm just like kissing her, I'm kissing her, just like, yeah, and I'm just. Hand on back. Sarah's like, all right, and Nick, will you kiss her?

And he goes to River every time. I'm like, am I nothing to you? I'm not a good mother. She's like, all right, and now your wife. And he kisses River again. I'm like, all right, perfect. Now Natalie, he goes to the dog. I'm like, all right, and now your wife. And he kisses her very, very, and I'm like, all right, perfect. Now Natalie, he goes to the dog. I'm like, oh, good.

Did you see the mockups? Were they good? She hasn't sent me anything. You saw the little profile though, right? The little screen. No, didn't see a damn thing. But she did go through, I think three rolls of film, which she was like, even getting through one.

Oh, it's film photos. Oh, so these are good. Is gonna be really hard. Oh, Sarah, they're gonna be great. Yeah, they're gonna be amazing. They're gonna be amazing. They're gonna be amazing. They're gonna be really, really hard now. Yeah.

Little BTS for you guys. Little BTS. But honestly, I think it's so funny because I did see a meme or something and it was like behind every family Christmas card, photo shoot is a mom being like, smile and I'll get you ice cream. Smile and I'll get you ice cream.

Yeah, it's a fight. I do wonder if Kim Kardashian had the same fight with her Tesla robot when she did her photo shoot. Do we think it talks back? I don't think it talks. I think it did. No, I think it doesn't talk. Did I make that up?

It interacts and like if you tell it what to do, it'll mimic you, but I don't think it talks. Well, she did a whole photo shoot and she was sitting on his lap. The robot was driving the Tesla, like, Cybertruck. She was like. She's trolling us. She has to be, but it was giving very much, this is my husband, like, my mans. Kim loves a photo shoot.

She would have honestly loved our photo shoot. I think so, yeah. Can you imagine their Christmas family photo shoots? Oh my God. Actually, I feel like they probably don't fight because they are so pros at it. They're like, we all know our sides. Line up.

We all know where we look best. They're trained to like, hide tags. So like, if they know our sides. Line up. We all know where we look best. Have you seen they're trained to hide tags? So if they're photographed in front of a chair that's holding a shirt or whatever, draped over it, they'll cover it. What do you mean they're trained? They're so well PR trained in photos that if they're, say at an event,

someone's like, take a photo, they'll be like, and cover a logo if they see a logo without saying anything. That's not that crazy. That makes sense. I wouldn't think about that. I wouldn't either, yeah. I mean, there are things I've picked up over the years. cover a logo if they see a logo without saying anything. That's not that crazy. That makes sense. I wouldn't think about that. I wouldn't either, yeah. I mean, there are things I've picked up over the years

doing media. Yeah. Natalie's right, though. They have their poses, their faces. Yeah, but like covering the tags. I mean, that makes sense. At this point, if they were just like, how do you do this?

That would be kind of weird. It is their job. Would you get a Tesla robot? No. I'll answer for him. It's literally iRobot. Absolutely not, that is terrifying. Like, I don't need...

Someday. Nope. Nope. No. Absolutely not. I'm just like, what is Kim using this robot for? A photo shoot. A photo shoot.

Engagement, headlines, so we talk about it. And then she's just sticking it in the shed, that thing's gonna get mad and take revenge. Do you think there's ever a world where you could have sex with a robot? Absolutely not. No, that's a little weird. Sex?

Yeah. You know, we're not even like 20 years away. No, people do it already. We're like five years away. They probably are already. I mean, people are having sex with blow up dogs. People are, yeah. Didn't we just say Lamar Odom bought a sex doll

of his ex-wife? Literally. It gives me the heebie-jeebies. I personally hope it doesn't get to that point, but we are definitely going down that road. When you thought Her was just a sci-fi movie and it's actually a documentary. Oh my God, scary.

Scary movie. Well, you know what else is scary is Dave Coulier has cancer. That's so sad. It's so sad. I met him not too long ago at Southwest Southwest. We were on a panel. You did? Yeah.

You didn't tell me that. I sent a, pretty sure I sent you a picture of him. You did, you sent me a selfie. No, I am a liar. You did send me a selfie. You assisted. That is crazy. And then we sent this to John Stamos.

You did? Yep. What did John say? He made a joke. What was the joke? It was a dirty joke. Was it? Yeah.

Oh my gosh. It was funny though, I laughed. Was he wearing a bald cap? It was between us. What was the joke? It was a dirty joke. Was it? Yeah. Oh my gosh. It was funny though, I laughed. Was he wearing a bald cap? It was between us. He was not. I don't like, the internet's losing their mind over this. I just feel like this is the internet having nothing better to do

than finding a reason to like talk some shit. I didn't see this till this morning. Well, it seems as though Dave unfortunately has cancer and as many cancer patients through the therapy and treatment, chemo I believe it is, I might be getting this wrong, they often lose their hair. Oftentimes family members and friends will shave their head in solidarity of their friend losing their hair

going through their cancer treatment. John Stamos shaved his friend Dave's head and in quote unquote solidarity, mimicked shaving his head by wearing a bald cap. Yes. John Stamos famously known for his gorgeous hair. John is how old? Like 58 or something.

I don't know. We saw him at an event not too long ago, and again. 61. Gorgeous hair. 61, yeah. I am for not shaving his head. Well, I did pull up the original photo,

where it's photos of him and the bald cap shaving Dave's hair. And the caption says, nothing like throwing on a bald cap and flexing some Photoshop skills to show some love and solidarity with my bro at Dave. You're handling this with so much strength and positivity. It's inspiring.

I know you're going to get through this, and I'm proud to stand with you every step of the way. I love you. So it is a very enduring post. It's definitely not that deep. I, again, this is, you know, what a lot of people do when they make a judgment. They don't read everything. And I am calling myself out for it.

I thought that he- Like- Pretended? Yes, that he was pretending to have shaved his head, but then wore a bald cap. And people were like, that's a bald cap. Like we can see where it is glued to your forehead. That's what I thought.

Clearly I was wrong. And it's actually, yeah, it's not that deep. But I do see, because it is such a sensitive subject and that is such a huge thing for your loved ones to do in solidarity with you, that for him to make a joke of it and be like, oh, you can just wear a bald cap. I don't think he was making a joke, but his friend- It was a little lighthearted.

His friend Dave, who sadly has cancer, seemed to be okay with this. And that is all that matters. That's all that really matters. If his friend Dave felt supported and had a laugh during this moment, then that's all that really matters. And if you have an opinion criticizing

just because sadly cancer has affected your family's life, then that's also your journey. Dave did post a response saying, I'm sorry to see a bunch of negative comments as I've begun my cancer journey. It's our friendship, me and John, and this is how we are handling a very tough time. I'm a comedian and humor is what drives me.

John knows how to cheer me up and I laugh out loud when he arrived wearing a bald cap, being a true loving friend and brother. For any of the critics out there, you just made a man who's dealing with cancer and the fears of cancer have to address you, the internet troll, for not minding your own fucking business. Yeah.

Period, mic drop. Yeah, and I do have to say, as most of you know, my dad had cancer, he did lose his hair, and his two brothers shaved their heads, and they did not go all the way bald. They just went buzz cut in solidarity and there was no like, oh, you should have gone all the way. But like, people are going to do what they're going to do to stand in solidarity and they're going to support their friends and loved ones the way that they need to.

And people should not criticize how people go about supporting everyone's journeys, loved ones the way that they need to, and people should not criticize how people go about supporting their loved ones. Everyone's journey is different. Anyways, our hearts go out to Dave, wishing you the absolute best dealing with this terrible thing called cancer. On another note, Shannon Maddour officially is gonna settle the lawsuit with John Jansen. So do we know if we should be clapping?

I feel like just the fact that it's done. I think Shannon just wanted it to be done. Yeah. So let's just clap for hopefully this was a good thing. Because sadly, when it comes to these types of settlements, we've been falling along this case for so long, but we're not, what? What, what, what, what, what?

You're like, everyone, let's just clap. And so Justin started clapping, but then you stopped clapping and no one else was. I was like, okay. All right, well, Nick's clapping. I'm a little sad, because I don't think we're gonna find out what the settlement was. That's usually, isn't that usually how's laughing. I'm a little sad, because I don't think we're gonna find out what the settlement was.

That's usually, isn't that usually how it works? I mean, it might get leaked or something. It does depend. So as of now, like according to the documents, Shannon just checked boxes. So basically she checked a box under line one that says this entire case has been settled. The settlement is, she checked unconditional,

which means a request for dismissal will be filed within 45 days. After the date of the settlement. Date of settlement is November 15th, 2024. And then for the next scheduling hearing or conference, she checked date November 22nd, 2024. So we don't know what the conditions of the settlement are, but we know that it will be settled and dismissed. And by so the dismissed part seems misleading, not a lawyer. Or there will be a dismissal requested is what it is maybe.

Dismissal of it like going to court. Yeah, just wouldn't they ask for a jury trial not too long ago? Which I'm kind of sad about, but like I'm glad I don't need to look forward for jury duty anymore. Yeah, right. Checking the mail every day.

I hope Shannon feels like she won. Yeah, in my opinion she did. I want her to have the same reaction that she had with the Jim Bolino thing. I won. Smoking gun. Yeah, that's opinion she did. I want her to have the same reaction that she had with the Jim Bolino thing. I won. Smoking gun. Yeah, that's what I want. That's a smoking fucking gun.

Well, I wish you all the worst, Jon Jansen. And Alexis? I feel like I give Alexis slightly more of a pass than Jon. Okay. Alexis gets the pass? Not a full pass, but I think Jon's more guilty. I will say I don't wish them the worst, but I wish them not to be on next season.

Yeah. Yes. Like I feel like if they wanna have a genuine relationship, which maybe they do and they could have, I don't think Nick is Joel Kimboostering Jon Jansen and Alexis. I wish him the worst in Bravo World. I don't know, like actual worst. You were Joel Kimboostering.

Which is just not coming back. That is the worst in Bravo World. And Alexis wants to come back. So bad. Right? I don't know if she can. May your Bravo reputation never recover. Period.

I'm down for that one. May I never have to see your wedding special. Oh my God. May your public image be like a poop stain. Oh. Or just fall into oblivion. I like hearing you say that word. Poop stain?

Yeah. Poop stain. Okay. Okay. I don't like hearing you say that word. Poopstein? Yeah. Poopstein. Okay. Okay. Emily from OC, her nanny has spoken out as well. Her nanny's make out? Her ex nanny.

So we know that there was that weird drama of Katie's daughter was telling Emily's kids to talk bad about Heather and then it got back to Heather and then Katie's daughter was also posting on TikTok. We know that whole scenario. So. Yes, it was like, who do you believe? The 19 year old daughter or the two like six year old boys?

Right? Exactly, yeah. So the ex Danny has spoken out saying, I've always been team Emily, but I feel so bad for Katie's daughter. Disappointed on how Emily handled it. Her kiddos have full access to the internet. So I'm sure they found stuff on there.

Emily's daughter, I'm not gonna say her name, would always look up her mom on the internet and I'd have to tell her to stay away from that. I thought it was always cute that they knew what was going on. They're very protective over their mama. Like what Katie's daughter said, I also thought it was funny and not a big deal. So the ex-nanny who got full access into Emily's house

and world and behind the scenes, which is a huge, just like, it's a sanctuary. Whoever Emily is letting in her house, very private, it's your home, and this person is running their mouth basically throwing six-year-olds under the bus to protect a 19-year-old TikTok influencer? I do wanna specify that. Am I understanding this?

I don't see it necessarily as she's throwing anyone under the bus, she's just clarifying because Katie's daughter got thrown under the bus, so she's like, I I don't see it necessarily as she's throwing anyone of the bus She's just clarifying because Katie got Katie's daughter got thrown under the bus So she's like I just don't why I don't know who this person is nor do I care all I know is that she is Speaking about what it's like to be inside the house of Emily and her very young kids and again, that's not clarifying That's throwing little kids under the bus to protect an adult influencer who is benefiting from being messy online. Is it though?

Like not to be too devil's advocate, but she's ending it with saying like, it was really cute though, like they were doing it to protect their mama, but I was trying to tell them don't. That's just her being clever. She deflects, I guess. She should shut the fuck up.

Oh yeah. That is a very, and I can't imagine like Emily reading this and being like, I let this woman into my home, I let her around my children, and now she's like using that experience to like speak out and like get 15 minutes. You don't get to have access in her house

and then sit there in the background and observe a family interact. And then just speak publicly about it. And then speak publicly from your point of view. If you're witnessing something illegal or wrong, by all means speak up. But other than that, shut the fuck up. Because what is she getting out of this?

I'm just confused because both Emily and Shane are lawyers and they're well off. I'm surprised that they didn't have this woman sign an NDA if she's gonna be spending every day in your house. Maybe they did. It's an easy mistake. Yeah, I wouldn't imagine, well, I don't know. Like, I don't have everyone that we interact with signing an NDA.

I don't have our babysitter signing an NDA. Yeah, we don't have. We know them and they're family friends, but like, yeah, I mean. But if you hired a stranger, would you? That's what I'm saying. It's one thing if it's like a connection to like a friend, but I'm like, I think-

Was this woman, I mean, yeah, I guess that would be a good question is like, where did you meet this nanny? I just think it's gross anytime anybody comes out after the fact where it'm like, I think this is. Was this woman, I mean, yeah, I guess that would be a good question, is like, where did you meet this nanny? I just think it's gross anytime anybody comes out after the fact, where it's like, you're gonna add something where clearly you're in a position of trust, and now you're just trying to get a headline or, you know.

And she did mention the children's names. Katie's daughter is an adult, and she chooses to involve herself in the show and clearly wants to benefit from it. And I have no problem with that because many kids of Housewives before them have used this platform to become ultra famous. Gigi and Bella Hadid,

some of the two of the most famous women in the world got their start simply being the kids of Housewives. So I have no problem with Katie's daughter using this platform, but she doesn't get to fall behind the protection of I'm just a kid of a housewife anymore because she has her own TikTok and she's out there running her mouth

and doing her thing and being messy and getting engagement and clicks and followers and comments from her activity. And you don't get to bring in kids under 10 into this conversation to set the record straight. Yeah, I agree. It was weird drama to begin with. It's weird using the kids as mouthpieces for drama

when you're grown adults and established human beings. You know what I mean? Yeah, it is talking. They all have careers, you guys don't have anything else to talk about, then bring up what maybe a six-year-old said. I'm surprised that that even made it for a storyline, to be honest. Yeah, and that's like saying,

oh, because I saw her kids Google her mom once. That doesn't say that Katie's daughter didn't do anything. Even if Katie's daughter once made a comment to Emily's kids and anything negative, you know what I'm saying? That's enough. Yeah, it doesn't help that Katie's daughter has that TikTok.

That is no longer up maybe, but like. But she's also just like, she is a TikTokker. She has a following. She's her own public figure and she's an adult you want if you want to like, you know If you want to swim in the ocean, you got to swim with the sharks, you know type of thing Yeah, and she's choosing to swim anyways. I mean there's other people speaking out It's the nature of speaking or the season is speaking out I guess but so Lala Kent's ex assistant who was also a producer on her podcast is around her show

She was a producer on her podcast. Is or was? A producer on her show. She was a producer on her show. She abruptly left, I saw this a little bit ago, where she abruptly just wasn't on the show anymore, and Lala was kind of like, she's moving on to other things, we're gonna support her doing that, but now the assistant's speaking out, saying she didn't get the chance to say goodbye to the audience.

Why does she deserve the chance to say goodbye to the audience? Well, she basically just posted on her Instagram and was answering because people were asking why she didn't really say goodbye. And she said, of course I would have said goodbye if I was given the opportunity. I don't think she was shading Lala,

but she was just implying that she wasn't given the opportunity to say goodbye on the show and that if she had been given that opportunity, she of course would have wanted to say goodbye to the show and that if she had been given that opportunity, she of course would have wanted to say goodbye to everyone. Of course, but the show isn't called Give Me An Assistant. It's a Lala show and Lala let this person, I don't know who this person is,

have a voice on the show and that's awesome. And like, yeah, I mean, I don't know. You know what I'm saying? It's Lala's show and it's just like, it's just, I think people quickly become entitled. I don't know what happened, but it's just like now she's speaking, I think people quickly become entitled. I don't know what happened, but it's just like now she's speaking out. There's an implication there that something happened

that she didn't get the way, she didn't get what she wanted, when she wanted, I don't know, they had a parting of ways. It's kind of giving like she needs this assistant is like being cryptic to like give people more room to speculate and to comment on it. When like I watched the clip of Lala and her brother Easton talking about this person and being like,

we hope she flies and she does amazing. They spoke very highly of her. And so it's like, you wanted to just say that yourself. It's like, yeah, it's not your show. And now you're just opening up the door to people being like, oh, well what happened there? That's true, because she could have answered the question being like, you know, like I really appreciated

the way Lala said goodbye for me. Yeah. Like maybe I could have said goodbye, but like I love that you guys are still supporting me now. She also kind of trailed off at the end with like, I'll say something more soon or something. Oh God. I don't know if you're more at a later time.

Not the, oh Jesus. She's taking advantage of the fact that Lala has her critics and has recently been under a decent amount of fire and is not necessarily the most popular kid in school when it comes to the Vanderpump cast. And she knows that. And she's leveraging that because I don't know why she is on her way out of Lala's life,

but like, you know, again, like as an employee employer situation, maybe she asked for a raise that Lala didn't wanna give. Maybe she asked for more creative control. I don't know, whatever. Lala didn't want to give. Maybe she asked for more creative control. I don't know, whatever. Lala didn't want to give her what she wanted. Lala had the right to do that. And this is her way of acting out.

Is there a world where Lala's like, girl, can you like stir some drama? Like, I need a headline this week. Can you just say something? No. Lala gets her own. Lala goes on Watch What Happens Live. She has her Amazon Live. And I'm not going to lie, her on Watch What Happens Live. She has her Amazon Live.

And I'm not gonna lie, her on Watch What Happens Live last night, I miss her on my television. I like Lala. She doesn't need an assistant to act like a victim of Lala. Yeah. And that whole I'll speak more soon, I'm not gonna speak on it now, but maybe soon.

It's just like, what are you doing? I know what she's doing. She's got six people from the Lala's podcast who reached out after she left. She's like, I'm never listening to the show again after you left. And she felt like she had to speak out because she had to address her supporters.

And yeah, she just decided to like, you know, believe her own delusion and bullshit. She needs some ice cream. She needs some ice cream. She needs some ice cream, and you know what ice cream she needs? Salt Lake City Scoop. Do y'all know what ice cream she needs? Bitch, do you know what ice cream she needs?

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Wait, it's better than I thought it was. Wait, it's really good. It's in hot demand. I walked into the store and I was like, housewives? She was like, there's only four left and I grabbed two of them. I can see why because not only does it taste good, it's pretty.

Oh my God, this is delicious. This is kind of like, have you had the Jenny's lavender wild berry? Nope. It's my favorite ice cream. Why have it when I have Salt Lake City? You guys watch, I know Beverly Hills Holliswives premiered last night.

Natalie and I have not watched it yet. Beverly Hills is back. You know. It's so good. We had a family photo shoot. We had a family photo shoot and then we had dinners with Erica and Scott who were on Tuesday's episode.

They went back to Jersey. And so it was just like, we were trying to be wholesome. And like, I'm sorry that we're not obsessed with our TV screens. I'm also not, but I think every child should be raised with Beverly Hills Housewives. Well, we'll definitely get into it on Tuesday because we have the very obviously famous

Bravo personality, Jeff Lewis, on with us. And so we'll be breaking down some Bev Hills. We're not interested in Miss Rachel. We're watching Beverly Hills. Yes. Yes. Yes. Can I tease a little bit of what happened though?

Oh, absolutely. But before you do, Justin, I just want to let people know that obviously next week is Thanksgiving. And we do want you to celebrate Thanksgiving and be thankful. And whether you like your family or not, at least try to get along. But we'll be on the air Monday as usual at Ask Nick. We'll be on Tuesday with Jeff Lewis for Reality Recap covering your favorite shows and then we're going to take the rest of the week off.

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And in what capacity? Is she holding? Fully glam, ripping them out, throwing them on the couch. No, but is she a friend? Is she just here? She's a friend of. She's never been a full time, but she's a friend of again. Wait, Kathy's never been a full time?

No, she's always been like the friend of, I mean, it depends on who, but technically Kyle, sister of. Interesting. She's technically more so a friend of again. Wait, Cathy's never been a- No, she's always been like the friend of, I mean, it depends on who, but technically Kyle's sister of. Interesting. Yeah. She's technically more so a friend of Dorit this season. Well, yes. Very true.

Okay. Layla, that put her to the top of the list. Layla. Layla. Layla, sorry. I love Layla. We are la la la la la. Cathy Hilton, we want Cathy Hilton on the show.

We want Cathy Hilton on the show. Bump, bump, Dorit. Yes, my god. Dorit is smoking cigarettes while driving through Bel Air. She is, you got what you wanted. Do you remember? I want messy Dorit. You said you wanted single, smoking cigarettes,

wearing leather, and you've got two out of three in the first episode. And she'll wear leather. Don't you worry about that. Dorit is wearing crazy outfits, confronting Kyle Richards with Kyle being like, looking at cameramen and the crowd being like, you guys are letting her do this? I think Dorit is my housewife crush.

She's mine now, too. She's the hottest housewife ever. I don't know if we would be compatible. I don't know. Earmuffs, Natalie, earmuffs. I don't even know if I like her, but there's something about her that I'm into. She changed her hair color and it is perfection.

I don't know that Dorita's ever looked so hot, but this is her season. It's the separation. Yeah. The glow up. There's nothing hotter than a divorcee. Even with a disc on her head, she's hot. Truly. Who's your crush?

Meredith. Really? Yeah. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot.

She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot.

She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot.

She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot. No, but that was reference, I think, a little bit. Did we meet new housewives? Boseman, we love. As Kathy says, boss. She calls her boss. The boss. No, she's the personality that was perfection. She's so good.

She's friends with Dorit, which is an interesting pair up now. Instant. Going to be friends with, at least. Instant besties with Dorit. We get Jennifer Tilly. We do. Chuckies White. We get the little bride of Chuckie doll

just sitting in a chair in her house. And I was, she's incredible. And we also kind of get Kyle addressing the Morgan of it all. You can watch it in the mode like recap what we think that meant, but yeah. Wow, it sounds like an insane episode. I also have a good Morgan Wade impression.

Do it, it's really good. Well, people gonna think you have a midlife crisis getting that tattoo. So good, isn't it? Wow. Thank you. It's pretty good. You know, there's a lot of people

who can't do the Southern accent, but that's pretty good. Thank you. It's a little Miley, but what is Morgan than a little Miley? Yeah. Morgan is Miley times 10. Yeah.

What's that Billy Ray Cyrus quote from like one of the Hannah Montana movies? Yeah, and she's like. All I can think is the transition that, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah. It's been like a viral TikTok sound now for a while. Well, thank God Beverly Hills is back

because I know we said, New York sucks. I know we said, yeah, we watched it though, we watched it. I watched it too and there was a poll that I took online because it was like, are you gonna watch Beverly Hills live? If so, are you just gonna roll into New York? And it was 61% people said they will not be watching New York after Beverly Hills while watching it live. It's just like, we now have a whole episode

of the fallout of the prank, which then turns out everyone knew it was a prank. I don't think so though. I think Bryn is- Bryn is like, I knew it was a prank. And then Ube's like, well, I knew it was a prank. Aaron knew it was a prank. Raquel knew it was a prank.

Rebecca knew it was a prank. It's like, so who was left? Cy and Jenna? Jenna doesn't deserve that. I quite liked the premise of the intention of the prank was to like suss out the mole type of thing. That was fun. But then you gave the mole the intel.

But then you told everyone that it was a prank. And to just act like you think it's real. Yeah. Yeah, I thought Brynn was just trying to act like she was in on it, and then they showed the clip of her at the thing. Talking to Uba. Talking to Uba, talking her down, and I was like, what a waste.

Brynn still did think that Rebecca was pregnant. She just thought that she was pregnant with her husband's. She knew that the pregnant, the other man was the joke. The prank was that it was someone that wasn't her husband, yeah. But she's still not pregnant. The only reason I believe Brin is because she told Uba that it was a prank before they did. How do we feel about the accusation of baby privilege?

What do you mean? I said it last week. I completely agree. That it was insensitive, right? Yeah, that the joke was. Yeah. I mean, sure. When three of the women are trying to get pregnant or talking about wanting to get pregnant,

and then you're like, hee-hee, I can make a joke while I'm breastfeeding. It is a little insensitive. Sure, I guess. I don't know. Not in a grand scheme, but at the same time, when I'm talking in your initial group and the people you're playing the jokes on, when three of them wanna have babies and are struggling.

I mean, I think it is hard because the joke isn't funny. So you can't say it's a joke or a prank because it's not funny. It was drama, if anything. Yeah, sure. But you need to think of something that you know people would have a hard time keeping it. It's gotta be messy. It's gotta be, you know.

General Lion's straight. That's what mine was. I'm like, what would have been a better prank? Yeah. Well, the prank would have been even better too if it's like the audience was in on it, but I also feel the whole like exposing it for a second episode.

Like, why are we still talking about this? And yet you played the joke on us essentially. Also, wait, deja vu though. I us, essentially, and it's not funny. Also, wait, deja vu, though. I was telling Leia that I was like, I knew it was a prank from the beginning of the episode. But then when I watched it back on streaming, I couldn't find the clip of where they admitted it was a prank. But, and this is all my own speculation,

when we watched this new episode, they flashed back to the same, like, lunch, brunches that we had, where they talked about it. So I don't know if it was just me who saw some Live unedited cut where you saw that it was a prank, but I knew it was a prank. You're probably right I think to everyone else's point it just got kind of convoluted it did using and it's just like we all knew it was a prank Anyway, so what we went into this episode thing. Why do we even still give a fuck about this? I mean, it's fun in the way that it's really embarrassing and it's kind of just fun to watch them

embarrass themselves a little bit. Well, they know people aren't happy about this prank because I even posted a story being like, I was also very upset with the prank, I had no idea, but stick with us please because Puerto Rico, the cast trip, is supposed to be wild. So everybody's been teasing it. They're not supposed to be begging

for people to stick around. Yeah. I mean, that's the sad part. And didn't the season get cut short because of this Puerto Rico trip? So it's also kind of like you wasted half of your episode pissing us off as audience members, and then you're telling us to wait for the next three

episodes for the season to end? Yeah, basically. Mean route, Dorit smoking cigarettes and wearing sexy one-piece jumpers. You said they were sexy one-pieces or jumpers. And then Maurizio was giving divorce. No one said any of those words. We have Dorit, literally naked in her bathtub

and I'm jacking off to it and she looks so sexy and I've thought about it every day for the rest of my life. I went to bed dreaming about Dorit last night. It's like no one said any of that. Natalie, are you gonna fight Dorit? Should we get Dorit on the show? Yeah. Should we check her compatibility?

I might kiss Elodie before. I would kiss her first in the rubble. Will say the reason I think Beverly Hills is giving is because this is what we've heard, so not confirmed, but I think it was because they were like, Dorit, if you don't address the speculation, cut. And then they were like, Kyle, if you don't address Morgan, cut.

So I think they all came like, oh, we have to. You know who would be fun though in uh in a throuple who? Dorit and who? she was looking kind of I'm gonna name a whole different couple of nicks like us like we want to talk about this it was the finding each other's eye line. Oh my God, group Homeless Not Toothless charity as a threat ball. Files, files, collaboration. I forgot about that. I have not stopped thinking about Homeless Not Toothless

since I saw it. Guys, they're homeless. That's so chic. They're not toothless. Well, you didn't see the Cathy of it all. Toothless but homeless. And it's like, wait. It's bad. Honestly, I didn't see the Cathy of it all. Toothless but homeless. It's bad. It's bad.

Honestly, I remember being so confused during that. I'm like, so which is the next season of Beverly Hills I ever watch? I was like, what is going on here? Jamie Lee is here? Gold. Gold is happening. Yeah.

They're not coming to play. And I think part of it is also like, does this charity still exist? And how do we get invited? It definitely so don't ain't money talk to Dree He's like we'll give all of all of Rivers College fund for Duret if she gets me closer Yeah, but your teeth whitening add homeless not toothless Flashback to Nick roasting to read last season. Yeah, actually We're still waiting. Flashback to Nick roasting Dorit last season.

Yeah, actually let's flashback to that. No, no, no, let's flashback to that in case Dorit is watching and she's getting the wrong idea. She did look hot in that Mother Teresa reunion look. I liked it. Oh yeah, she was hot. She did make the woman wait hours before coming out.

Well, as she should, honestly. Oh, that's right, Dorit. Yeah, I also, I found out something. So I do wanna apologize to Dorit because I did not like her, what was her tagline last season? Fashion, fashion, fashion. Yeah. Was that it?

That's what you said at the reunion. Fashion, fashion, fashion. Yeah, that's right. She did say that when explaining. Fashion is my language and I speak it fluently. Yeah. Well, I found out that housewives don't come up with their own taglines.

They do some times. No. Never? They can pitch it. They can offer ideas. They can make suggestions, but they do not decide. They read off 10 of them. They get options, yeah.

They read 10 of them, and then they find out which one they chose in the first episode airs. That's bullshit. Who pitched Mary's, if you come for me, I will send Jesus after you. Which is amazing. There is ways though to like make it your choice. So like LVP even said like she gives them a bad angle for the ones she doesn't like.

Fine, but the fact that we can't use it. We heard that some just won't even read some of them. So that's where it's like they do have some... But the point is, is they don't get to choose. So yeah, I don't know. So no longer can we make fun of their headlines. I had a full body chill when I realized Dorit was actually from Connecticut. Why?

Because her accent. Oh, yeah. I think that's because she was married to a Brit for so long that it kind of just started turning into mush. I think it's that, but also more of like she's trying to give upper echelon. The way that if Nick had an accent that I would immediately also have but also more of like the she's trying to give up or up like echelon the way that if nick had an Accent that I would immediately also have an accent out of nowhere like if nick was British

I would also be British from Alabama white women from the medicate. I feel like they are very They're like play-doh Yeah, they're chameleons. They're chameleons. Who else is from Connecticut? Well, also, it's married to a Brit, but she lived in Italy for 10 years. So I'm like, I just think she's just got one of those, like, woman of the world accents. You can't fully place it. It is woman of the world.

It is giving woman of the world. We were so hard on Dorit last season. I feel like we just have to be nicer this season. Well, the thing is, she demands it this season. So it's not even like an option. She was going to be cut. So she had to come and play. And she did.

She had a job on the line, a marriage in the gutter, and a pack of cigarettes in her dream. I haven't seen it, but. Did we wanna talk about in Real Housewives of New York when Brynn wants to make embryos with that guy who's not Hugh Grant? Oh, Gideon. Yeah.

I honestly kinda thought it was her brother at first. Whoa, I mean that would've been. Well, I honestly was half paying attention because I was like, oh, Roni's on. And then I did notice that scene and it was like, he kind of, they kind of look the same. You think? They look like they're in music and lyrics. I don't think you've paid attention to any of the episodes and now you just see a man with

Brinn and you're like, that's a brother. Well, Gideon's been on like multiple episodes for the two seasons. No, I hear you. Yeah. She's playing him for sure though. She's played him from the start. He's always there as like... Is it his eggs? His what? What? No. No. Shit. She's played him from the start. He's always there as like is it his eggs Let's go ahead you explain it Nick he did buy them at everyone. I thought he was like making her an omelet Save it sure well I mean beginning it is weird though cuz Gideon has a storyline of being like the man that wanted me

But I turned down but he's here, and I'm like, still talking to him, but it's every episode, and I'm like, does he not know? She's such a fuckboy. She also talks about how she wants to be lesbian, so like, what is happening here? Oh my God, in the last episode when she was wearing the like, move I'm gay shirt.

How did you feel? I mean, I thought it was funny. I still think Brynn's fake gay is really funny to me, just because it's embarrassing. I can't wait to have Jeff Lewis on, I'm ready to devour. But I think Brynn's fake gay is really funny to me just because it's embarrassing. I can't wait to have Jeff Lewis on I'm ready to devour But I love Brynn. I gotta say she's a mess. I loved her. She just does too much. She's the most entertaining She is well

I think it's like the reason she comes off that way is because she's the only one working and when you're the only one clocking In and everyone else is just there then you're gonna look like an asshole the conversation They have with Beverly Hills they need to have with New York where it's like, girls, if you don't come, bye bye. Yeah. All right, well, before we get to candy, it's now time for vibes versus stats. This week it's Thanksgiving themed.

So basically the rules are going to be, who would you rather hang out with on Thanksgiving? Okay. I have- Anyone but my family. I'm just kidding. Exactly. Hello.

I'm kidding. So first off, I'm going to have the quarterback, the coach and the mascot. Is it Matt LaFleur? Cause I'll be there. No. What is it ranking? So the quarterback.

So first up we have the Detroit Lions at the Indianapolis Colts. For the Lions we have also an iconic Thanksgiving theme. So let's just remember that. We have the quarterback Jared Goff, this guy. Yes, he is married to a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. Oh, gorge. Then she'll also be there.

Kristen Harper. Yeah, he looks like he doesn't season his turkey, Loki. He looks like he doesn't season his turkey. He brings Coors Light, nothing else. I believe he's staying out of the drama though, and he's a great hang. He's gonna make fun of your sister's boyfriend with you in a way that doesn't cross any lines, just fun banter,

and he'll like go on the walk and like smoke weed with you. You know what I mean? You think? Yeah, I think so. He's a California boy. He's chillin'. He's got a kind, he looks like he has a kind face and a good heart.

Okay, then we have the coach, Dan Campbell. He honestly looks like he... He's your favorite uncle. Oh, I was gonna say this man knows how to fry a turkey like no one's business. He has a whole system and it's best to leave him alone during it. As good as his turkey is, he will bring the drama and I do believe this afternoon would end with someone crying and or throwing his turkey. That's what I was gonna say. Yeah, that's all I have to say about him. All right. And then we have the mascot Rory. Rory is your biggest ally of the evening.

Always gonna take your side. We'll also probably bring the drama, but in a really like fun like goofy way and can make cranberry sauce like no one's been asked. I was gonna say they brought the pie. Yeah, is it jarred cranberry sauce or homemade? No, it's homemade. Look at that. I have to say I think jarred is better. But anyways keep going I have a jar if you want it. Don't like Let it linger Yeah, wait, so who's the other Why do you hate food so much? I can't you know, we fight at our Thanksgiving every year my family's like who is this guy?

We have the Indianapolis Colts quarterback Joe Flacco He brought store-bought pumpkin pine is trying to pass it off as his own. Also doesn't believe in seasoning. I have a deep, deep suspicion that Joe Flacco will use Thanksgiving as an opportunity to explain to any woman around him how blockchain works. How what works? Blockchain. Crypto.

But nobody's listening. Nobody's listening and you're sitting on the other side of the table. Their coach, Stan Shtychin. Shtychin? Honestly, he's sure. This is your uncle who stands next to the guy frying the turkey and just keeps saying, yeah, that's a good move. And looking good, brother.

And he's never cooked a turkey in his life. Nope. But he has very strong opinions on side dishes, but refuses to let Paula through the evening. And he will be saying this. And like he's doing it. And then we have their mascot, Blue, who is like running the kids table like nobody's business. Only eats sweet potato casserole and apple pie

and helps clean up and packages all the leftover. Okay. So who are our teams? I have already forgotten. The Lions and the Colts. I think we have to go with the Lions because he's gonna smoke weed with us. Yeah. Okay. Let's give him baby.

I'm gonna go upset and pick the Colts. Let's go! Okay, game two. Broncos at Raiders. We have the Denver Broncos. Their quarterback is Bo Nix. He left Auburn. He gave up on Auburn and went to the NFL,

so I already fucked that guy. Okay, well, let me just tell you a little bit about what he's bringing to the Thanksgiving evening. He didn't cook, but his mom is hosting and asked him to move everyone's car, and he did. You only complained about it one time. He's in charge of making sure your great aunt

makes it through the evening without choking, and he's usually found near family dogs. Why is it so many nice things about him? Because he left Auburn when Auburn needed him, and he literally was like near family. Why is it so many nice things about him? Because he did. He left Auburn when Auburn needed them and he literally was like, I'm not doing this for you guys. I'm not a charity. This is redemption era.

Yeah. She did kind of describe a spoiled kid though. Yeah. I think he's like doing things because his mom told him to, and he just wants to see dogs. He didn't cook. He's prepping for Christmas. He's not even B-A-U-B-O. Boat. B-O.

Like stinky. And then their coach is Sean Payton. Great bobs all around, happy to see everyone. Great uncle vibes. L-O-V-E-S loves the turkey. Sean Payton was once suspended for an entire year for running what they called a bounty system. So, if the players hurt other players, they got rewarded.

Oh, that is so fucked up. So this is the team of bad boys if the players hurt other players they got rewarded He's still asking you how college is going even though you graduated three years ago But it's not worth it to explain and he disappears halfway through dinner to go to the bathroom And then you don't see him again until he magically appears asleep on the couch at 6 p.m. That's a pretty good read Yeah, yeah anyway, so mascot Thunder, I gotta be honest, he is not bringing good vibes, starting massive amounts of drama. He has an opinion on every global issue, although he is illiterate because he is a horse. And Loki, to be the bearer of bad news, he might be on the menu. Oh no. Honestly, this sounds like a terrible group to send.

I'm not coming to this dinner. I'm not interested. Then it's the Las Vegas Raiders. Their quarterback is Gardner Minchul, and this is a cousin you didn't know you had. He shows up, eats, doesn't say much, and then makes the most unsettling comment you've ever heard in your life right before everyone leaves.

His truck was actually a very big issue for Bo because it was blocking a lot of people. Do you all remember last year when my dad called me fatty when I was pregnant? Yeah. This is kind of giving that energy. The coach is Antonio Pierce. He has $27 million in debt.

He is? Oh my gosh. Okay, then he's definitely not bringing anything. I said he gives fun uncle vibes, brought the best mashed potatoes you ever eaten in your life and they're not dry at all, He's definitely not bringing anything. I said he gives fun uncle vibes, brought the best mashed potatoes you ever eaten in your life and they're not dry at all, but maybe you didn't, I don't know.

Allows for some drama, but knows when to shut it down. Gives little sides quests to the kids table to cause trouble with the relatives that no one loved. Love. Yeah. And then the mascot Raider Russia, he was uninvited after trying to like burn the house down while cooking at Turkey last year. So no one's seen him since.

I will say in the spirit of House of Villains and Larissa, I think we have to go Raiders. I am doing anything anti-bonics and anti this Sean Peyton guy who has two first names. I'm out of it. Raiders. Okay, Raiders. I'll go Broncos.

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I would. Larsa's kind of a bully. Larsa's the worst. And then she said that, hello. Hello. Now that's talking shit. Oh. How's it going?

I'm so good. I'm really good. I caught y'all talking some shit. I love it. It's talking shit. How's it going? I'm so good. I'm really good. I caught y'all talking some shit. I love it. Let's just get right into it. Yeah. I just said, Larsa is kind of a bully because I, what was, there was something when you, when Larsa walked in, she wanted you to move rooms after you came in and

you tried to like set the record straight and you try to like diffuse the drama. And you're like, listen, I came a little hop up blah. And Larsa goes, that's okay. That is who you are, she says. And that is some first rate fucking trolling bully behavior. When you're trying to apologize and that's okay. That is just who you are. Thoughts, Candy, do you agree, disagree?

What do you have to say about that? You know, I blame a lot of the altercations in the House of Villains on Tequila. Okay. So I had a lot of like yourcations in the House of Villains on Tequila. Okay. So I had a lot of like your courage, but yeah, no, it's so funny because obviously we filmed it so long ago,

I don't remember. So I'm watching it back on TV and I'm apologizing and she's like, yeah, that's just who you are. I'm like, well, no, it's not me. I'm just explaining to you why I acted the way I acted, but okay, work. Well, I wouldn't say that's who I am, but like, sure.

Was there a part of you that was like, okay, I'll switch rooms? Or were you like, you know what, no, fuck this bitch. I'm not switching any room. Oh no, absolutely not. See, the thing is, what you don't see on the show is, I have a full closet to myself because I have my boy stuff and my drag stuff. So I have a full closet to myself. I have my boy stuff and my drag stuff.

So I have a full closet to myself. And then Camila had like a little tiny little corner in my closet because Camila was my girl. So, and not only did I have my own closet, I also had another closet where I would fully get ready in drag. So I had two full closets to myself. Um, and we had the biggest bathroom in the house. So there was just absolutely no way I was removing my shit from the room.

So that's why I said you can sleep on the couch downstairs if you really want a room to yourself. I really wish you would have stood your ground to be honest. No, I did. I stood in my room. She didn't take the room. The thing about it is there are certain things

that were done by certain castmates, Clarissa, in the house that while we were there, I wondered, I was like, well, how come you say you didn't want a room with men? It doesn't seem like you have so much issues being around the boys in the house. But that's, you know. Fair.

A story for another time. Was there any hooking up going on that we might not be privy to? I didn't say there was hooking up, but there was definitely, there was a lot of flirting happening in the house. I mean, Victoria from Bachelor Nation did admit to flirting with Safari to try to save herself. She's messy though.

What are your thoughts on Victoria? Because you were like, she's not my girl. She was fighting you for the seat in the car. I kind of felt bad, Victoria. I felt like she just wanted a friend and everyone's just like, who's this fucking girl who was on two episodes of The Bachelor? It's so interesting though, because watching Victoria back on the show, somehow, I mean, at first she's a little annoying and then as the season goes on you're like, oh, I kind of actually like Victoria, I guess. You start to warm up to her. In the house, it was not that. In the

house, the bitch was so fucking annoying, excuse my potty mouth. She was so annoying. She's like a little sister that you like have to love because you're like, well, we're in this together, so I have to like you, but you really are annoying. And I towards the end of it, I grew a liking towards Victoria. I knew that as a competitor, I couldn't trust her because she was flip floppy. You know, she's like one thing and then do the other thing. And girl, I can't have that in this game. And also she was up West's ass the entire time.

And not only up West's ass, also, like kissing up to the housewives and like one of the housewives doesn't even like you. And then the next day it was the whole yeah, she was a lot, a lot of it was. But then again, they were all a lot to deal with. You're dealing with nine psychopaths, reality TV stars who are in the house and they all think they're the best. Do you think everybody was like leaning into the villain role or is this like an actual genuine depiction

of people's personalities? Oh, no, this is a... I think when you're on a set, nine to five, and you're in front of cameras for a certain amount of time, in your mind you think, oh, I have to put on this character. When there are cameras rolling 24 hours, even when the cameras go down, we have hidden time in your mind, you think, oh, I have to put on this character. When there are cameras rolling 24 hours, even when the cameras go down, we have hidden cameras in the house,

you start to forget about the cameras, like you start to be your real self. And this is 100% these people's personalities. And which, you know, I live a very normal, calm life. So being in that house, I would always wonder, wow, how do you people live through life being in the way? But you know, some of us play villains on TV, some of us are villains in real life.

True that. Why do you think Nicki Minaj broke up with Safaree? You know, it's so funny because Safaree actually, on the show he's kind of annoying, 40, but he is actually one of the closest friends that I've left with from the show. He gave me a full $5,000 for a coat to go home with. And he actually, you don't get to see it a lot on camera, but he had my back a lot on the show.

So looking back at it, I would always wonder, well, I wonder how annoying you must have been that Nicki Minaj really left her ass because you're seeing like he seemed like such a nice guy. But then again, friendships and relationships are two different things. And I don't think I can see myself ever being in a relationship with someone that annoying. Is there any way, though, that if that now that you got to know Safari, that like maybe you're just like team Safaree over team Nikki.

Is that possible? Oh, well, hold on now. No, no, no. You're not going to get me attacked by the Barbz. No, I'm team Nikki. I love Nikki. But getting to know, because here's the thing. You can see someone on TV, you can hear things about them

on social media, and then you can meet them. And you're like, oh, well, I've heard you're like this kind of person. But then you get to know them, and you're like, oh, you're actually really sweet and really kind and really caring. And Safari actually had my back for a lot of altercations and stuff that I had within the house. Safari was really like a shoulder. Hamilka Miller were like my ride of dives.

You know, again, I don't know how annoying he is in his daily life, but within the house, he he was reasonable. I was going to say Safari put you up for elimination the first round. So right. We've got to be being a pawn. So so he says, Mm hmm. Was that your same intention putting him up this week? Oh, absolutely.

Well, it was also like half you're going to be a pawn because I know you're not going home and half payback because I'm petty and you're not gonna get me and I'm gonna get you back. Absolutely not. Um, the Tiffany Pollard, Miss New York versus Teresa, was that just such big personalities? I'm like, what was that like in the house, them going at each other? I was in the closet getting ready for eliminations and all I heard her was screaming New York. I heard New York screaming obviously. And I was just like, what the fuck is going on? So I ran out obviously.

And we all ran out because we're just like, you know, there was tension. And the thing about New York is one thing I realized, today she may like you and tomorrow she may not. And she will let you know she does not like you. So it really came out of nowhere. There was a little tension brewing throughout the house with her and Teresa,

cause New York wanted her own room. And then once everything blew up, I was just like, okay. Teresa's husband is cheating on her. There's roses. I don't know what the fuck is going on, but work. You know, I think it is every gay man's dream to be in a house with Teresa and New York screaming at each other.

So I was living my life. It was like watching a movie up close. I think I loved it. I think the production loved it. I think everyone loved it. I think the audience loved it. I wanted to see more. Yes, actually.

Was that your first time meeting Tiffany? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've been in rooms, but I'm a very shy person. So I don't really go up to people when I'm like big fans because I'm just like admired from afar. So when't really go up to people when I'm like big fans, I'm just like, I admire from afar. So when we got to the house, obviously Tiffany is an icon and we all grew up watching New York on television.

So being there was kind of just like, ah, okay, why? Where is she? It's also like, if you haven't watched, if you didn't grow up watching it, you grew up using the meme of her sitting on the bed. Right, right. And her memes, you know, they, they, 20 year old memes and you still use to this day.

So, and she is a character in itself. Can we jump into the West of it all? What are your thoughts on this band? Cause I don't like him. You know, in the house, I had a love hate relationship with Wes because I've never watched the challenge. Quite frankly, I don't watch relationship with Wes because I've never watched the challenge. Quite frankly, I don't watch MTV.

No, I have never watched a challenge. I think I've watched Real World like once in my lifetime. But I knew of Wes. And funny enough, before I walked into the house, somehow a video compilation of Wes fighting popped up on my YouTube, which was interesting. And then I walked into the house and he was there. So I knew that he had won the challenge a few times. So I knew he was strategic when it comes down

to his game and shit. But I didn't know he was gonna be so villainous by having everyone else do his dirty work for him. And there were times where I was like, okay, I could respect your game because we are in the house of villains, sure. But at the same time, you're an asshole. It came too naturally to him?

It was almost like old hat for him? Uh-huh. Yeah. No, you know, and the thing about it is he had no qualms on making sure that you knew he was the challenge winner. And he wanted to make sure that everyone in that house knew that he was smarter than all of us in the house, which I guess to some extent, he was smarter than half the fucking

cast members there. Well, I guess to some extent, he was smarter than half the fucking cast members there. Well, I guess then myself too, because he also tricked me with the fucking fake community letter. I don't think, yeah. Which I still think is cheating nonetheless. But you know, yeah, I can see why some people would not like Wes. What was the biggest difference for you going into

House of Villains? Cause I know that you've already had reality TV experience with Drag Race and outside of the competition aspect, like, do you feel like you were prepared going into this or was this a whole different ballgame? Oh, no, I think a competition is a competition, whether it is Drag Race, the Amazing Race. I think once you're in a mindset of there are 10 of us here and one of us has to win, you're automatically like, oh, I'm going to do my best. So the only difference was we're in a house,

Drag Race, we're on a set from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. Here we're filming 24 hours. And that was pretty much, I mean, other than the fact that like half of the competitors on House of Villains haven't been on competition shows, you know, only a handful of us. So, you know, it's kind of like, okay, I know I can beat this person, beat this person.

And yeah, that's kind of the difference. To me, a competition is a competition. And you're not gonna put me in a competition and I'm not gonna win. No, period. Sorry about it. Obviously. So, Kandi, when you're not competing on reality TV

or entertaining people on RuPaul's Drag Race, what are you doing when you're just chilling? Like, how do you unwind? Oh, how do I unwind? Unfortunately, I have an amazing career that keeps me on the road nonstop. I perform all over the world. So when I'm, I guess, not working

and I'm just at home answering emails, I'm literally just zenning out. I light my pumpkin candle and I'm just at home answering emails, I'm literally just zenning out. I light my pumpkin candle and I'm just on my couch rotting away. Other than that, I'm just a busy girl on the road. Do you just stare at the wall? Like, are you watching TV? What do you like it?

What's your, what's your, what are your guilty pleasures? What do you bend? What do you read? What do you do? Okay, my guilty pleasures, I actually enjoy seeing what people have to say about the TV shows that I'm on.

So I'll put out like a podcast in the background and just let people ramble about what they feel, who's going to do what in the house of villain next and what they feel about me. Luckily everyone likes me, so I have no issues about anyone saying anything. But other than that, I don't watch a lot of television unless I'm on it. I put on my depressing music in the background. Billie Eilish is my go-to. Other than that, I live a very boring life because I'm not working.

Do you have animals? I do not because I never home, I travel so much. I do want a dog though, but I feel like the dog would, I can't even keep a plant alive in my apartment. Yeah, dog is a little bit harder. That's a busy bee right there. Honestly, I feel like plants are harder than dogs. They are.

Cause like dogs, you get in a routine of like eating them every day. Plants, yeah, plants don't tell you they're hungry or thirsty. You're like, oh, I forgot you were there two weeks later. Brown. Yeah, I've gone through a plethora of plants. I mean, they're still here.

They're dead, but they're here. So who, so you would say Safaree is your closest friend from House of Villains today? Yes, Safaree and Camilla, we actually, you know, on season one, the cast, they have a group chat with everyone. On season, we kind of all hated each other towards the end of the show.

So me, Safaree and Camilla have a group chat, and then me and Teresa, we text every now and then. She FaceTimes me as she keeps up. Also we chat through Instagram stories. I usually am just DMing her when she's on a private jet because I remember one day she came to New York and she was like, hey girl, do you wanna come on my private jet?

And I was just like, oh yeah. Sometimes I forget that I have some villains. Is it her private jet or is it someone she knows? I don't know, but she's on it. Yeah, and then Victoria, I keep up with every now and then she'll reach out, because we get to watch the episodes a few days before they air and she'll reach out like, oh my God, babe, why did you say this about me

and whatever, other than that, I think I'm pretty sure New York gave me the wrong number before we left the house. So there's tea. What was the last thing Teresa said to you over text? The last thing Teresa said to me over text message. Why'd you be like, fuck that Melissa bitch? Let's see.

She actually, Teresa actually did a drag brunch here in New York a few days ago. And it was with my drag family. So she just sent me a photo. Yeah. She, you know, it's so interesting because obviously never in a million years, but I have thought that me and Teresa would cross paths and then we did. And we're actually really, really, really close. She's really, really cool. And I don't watch Housewives and I know that a lot of people don't like her on

Housewives, but the Teresa that I of people don't like her on Housewives but the Teresa that I've gotten to know the sweetest sweetest person. So did you just know of her through just pop culture since you didn't watch any of Housewives? Okay. Yeah well because obviously everyone knows Teresa. Once we got into the house I honestly the only person I truly knew were Camila because I watched Backup Slab growing up and New York. And Safare, because of Nicki Minaj. But Teresa, obviously, everyone knows Teresa. Other than that, I didn't know Rich. I definitely did not know. When Larissa came in, I had no idea who she was. I didn't watch Hot Toys R'R'Me. No clue. Didn't know Larissa either, but yeah. Can I ask you about Cherry Blossom? I've heard that you were given that name by Lana Del Rey.

Is that, is there a story behind that? You know, I have lived 5,000 million lives. Yeah, so Cherry Blossom was my original drag name, which was given to me by Lana. Oof, back in like- How did that happen? How did that come to be? Did she like, were you hanging out at a coffee shop together?

Did you grow up? Are you best friends? Like, what? When she gave me that name, we were actually sitting in her hotel room eating pizza. And I told her, I wanted to start doing drag. And she was like, oh, well, I see like this vision of flowers and roses for you. And I see Trey Blossom.

So I kept the name for a little bit. And then I realized that that's a bath and body works lotion. Maybe not. And I know people's question is, how were you, Alana? You know, how did you come across? She before she blew up here, one of my friends was really into her music, her underground stuff.

Tumblr. And she would do like shows here and there in New York. So we would go see her. She hadn't gone up yet. And then we just kind of just like became really cool and stuff. And then I mean, it, and like this, she was on SNL and like born to die and all that, and you know, blowing up and all that. So yeah, it kind of just happened. Have you guys eaten pizza together lately?

No, no, we actually, she, we've, we've fallen off since then. It's been a long, long time. Although she commented it, uh, she commented on a Instagram post. It was an interview of me and I was talking about her and Sherri Blossom and she commented like, yeah, we used to hang out back in the days and all that. So it's nice that she still recognizes me. And obviously, you know, she's an amazing singer, songwriter

and so successful in her career. It's just, it's nice to see her, you know, flourish. It's like you guys are both too busy to eat pizza. Someday life will slow down, you guys will be able to reconnect hopefully. Yeah, listen, she's taking me to my first French restaurant. So, hello. We love that.

We also have Alana's story because she did in fact wear the same wedding dress as me. After. Isn't that crazy? After I wore it first. It was named after our daughter. And it is named after our daughter. I know the designers and she wore the same one.

Wait, did you also get married on a swamp with alligators? Honestly, kind of close, an animal farm. There was a crocodile. It was in front of a pond that did in fact have an alligator in it. That's true. So kind of, we're kind of the same person. And people do say you guys kind of look alike.

I think they just say any brunette looks like any other brunette. Can you sing us a note? Um, I will not be doing that in front of Candy. I do not need to embarrass myself in front of Candy Muse. Thank you very much. Candy, circling back earlier, you said that you're a shy person, but just as a viewer of House of Villains, you appear to be like a confident personality. Like, do you think the cameras or like the makeup, the glam gives you confidence? Oh, yeah, 100 percent. I know that when I'm clocking in for work in front of cameras is work.

I mean, yes, it's not like I'm putting on this persona. It is me. And when I am in my makeup and full glam and in front of the cameras, I do gain this sense of strength and power where, you know, what you see on TV is what you get. Right. That's 100% me. But if you see me out in public, I don't like going up to large groups. I don't even like meeting people. I'm very reserved and very shy. But yeah, it's, I always say that drag is a superpower and it really gives you the courage and strength to be 100% authentically yourself. So although I may be a little shy, I am that hot headed bitch

like you see on TV as well. So two things can be true at once. Yes. Kenny, this has been so much fun. We wish you the absolute best in the rest of the season. Anything you want to promote or share? Where can people follow you, engage with you, support everything that you're doing? Well, yes, y'all keep on watching Host of Villains.

We are halfway through the end of the season, so we'll see what happens. You can follow me on social media, the Candy Mews, I got very lucky across everything. I have other projects that I have coming out, but if you wanna stay tuned for those, you have to go on social media, because I can't promote those yet.

So you have to just go watch House of Villains right now. Yes! Well thanks, so much fun chatting with you. We wish you all the best. We'll talk to you soon. We're rooting for you. Thank you. Bye, Candy.

Bye. I love her, would die for her. Oh my God, you're still here. I don't want to leave. Ah! Bye. What a delight. What a delight.

Breaking news. Yes. Nellie? Breaking news is that. Nellie. Breaking news is that. Do we have like a breaking news sound effect that we play when we say breaking news? We can throw one in there.

Okay, all right, play it. Breaking news. Breaking news. Breaking news. Breaking news. Breanna LaPaglia went to a UFC fight. She was promoting this fight nonstop, left and right, up and down, everyone in the world knew she was going

to this fight, if you didn't, I don't know where you've been. Not following Brianna. Obviously. And the winner of this UFC fight, obviously they're like, they have the belt, whatever the hell, they're talking into the mic and this guy goes, I just want to give a shout out, you know, I'm gonna be here next week when Zach Brian is here,

I'm a big fan of him, love Zach Brian. And so for those of you don't know who haven't been following along and maybe just tuning into the Wildflowers for the first time to listen to Candy. Do your research on Brianna and Zach Brian. I can't. They recently dated. They had a very messy breakup. It's still messy. Yada yada yada. He hasn't spoken out whatsoever at all, but clearly he is wanting to let Brianna know that he is still around. This is intentional. This was intentional because this UFC fighter

then goes on a podcast. The hosts of the podcast are like, that was so random, like you shout out Zach Brian, like how long have you been a fan of him? And he literally was like, I have no idea who he is. His managers reached out to mine and paid us, paid me to say that. That's insane.

It was that silence money they said, well. It's giving antagonizing. Like that he wanted to antagonize her. He literally wanted to say that and to have Brianna sit there and have to listen to this man. And they played his music. They like played a song of his.

Crazy. Oh, I hate him. You know what? I'm glad the universe is humbling this man and saying, you want to pay them? Well, guess what? We're gonna out the fact that you did that. The fact that he came out on a podcast and was like,

no I actually have no idea who this guy is, like he just paid me to say that. It is crazy. Like Zach, you're crazy. He's got 12 million dollars to work with. He does have 12 million dollars to blow that he didn't give Brianna, so. But that's just nuts.

I also like love that he didn't, like they didn't prepare the UFC fighter for it at all. Like the UFC fighter's like, I have no idea who he is. You would think it would be some sort of clause or something if I'm gonna pay you. They just said, listen, if you win, you know what I'm saying? Grab the mic and just shout out Zach Bryan. Whenever he said it, it sounded like he kinda

was forgetting his name. Did he say how much he paid or was paid? I didn't listen to the whole thing. I wonder if he had to give it back. Can you imagine? Well, the question is, has he already been paid? Did he get that money up front? Was it like, next 30?

For his sake, I hope so. You would think Zach Brian would just like issue another genuine attempt of an apology, but he's just doubling down. He's never apologized. That's the thing. He's just doubling down. Well, I mean, he kind of did. He's trolling his ex-girlfriend.

He's accusing him of abuse. It's making him look worse though. A thousand percent, because that's who he is. Yeah. It's making him look worse though. 1000% because that's who he is. Yeah. It's crazy. Anyway. Next week is Thanksgiving and Nick and I are going to the scene of our wedding.

We are, I'm looking forward to it. It's gonna be so lovely. We're gonna like go and stand literally where we were pronounced husband and wife with our daughter and- Me. And Justin. Will I see a picture of River on a mini horse?

Potentially. Oh, that's cute. That's really cute, too tiny things. Wait, she needs to hold a chicken. Like that's a little baby photo. I mean. Holding a chicken? She's a little.

I did that. I don't, yeah. Well definitely bring around the animals. She's still only like nine and a half months and like chickens are fucking kind of dumb and crazy. And gross. Chickens are crazy. I like them, they're cute.

Maybe a baby chick. For sure, but I'm just like, I'm not gonna like, you know,ens are crazy for sure. I like them, they're cute. Maybe a baby chick. For sure, but I'm just not gonna let my daughter just play with an adult chicken. Okay, put it away. Maybe the chick, give her a little chick. Maybe baby chick would be cute. Maybe baby chick would be cute.

Do they have baby chicks? Amanda said she would get, I don't think. You could buy them. For this time, but. Chicks are our baby chicks. Yeah. Do you, you know, we eat eggs and we eat chicken and then we eat like what's the we eat? Embryos.

What do they call baby calves? Oh, but then a veal veal. There you go. Who eats baby chickens? No, I don't think about it. Are those like chicken nuggets? No. Eggs are unfertilized.

What if you found out that chicken nuggets for baby chickens, did you still eat them? Chicken nuggets are just mashed up chicken. But what if you found out they were baby chickens? There is a prank that a lot of people pull on Thanksgiving where they put like the little cornish hen inside of the turkey. So when you cook it, you like pull it out and it's like, it was pregnant.

That's gross. It's a common prank, I've seen the video all the time. No, I just think of fear factor when they have those like thousand year, hundred year preserved eggs. And it's like the baby chicken fetus. That's why I was like, I know it wouldn't be a chicken nugget cause you wouldn't make that many.

You'd have to, a lot of chicks would be used to make chicken nuggets. I hate this conversation. All right. On that note. Up next it's time for Adam Wright. Adam. Yay.

Welcome back. Have I been here before? Not here. We've been on the show twice. We did a Zoom part once. Have you been on the, have you been tight? I know you did resume during the pandemic. Yeah, during the pandemic.

Yeah. Where I think I got. You definitely fought with my audience a little bit. They fought with me. Did they? Well, I think, look, I don't know if you established enough up top that like, hey guys, I'm having a comedian on the show.

I don't know if we, and maybe that's on me for maybe you did establish it. And they were like, he's a comedian. No, no, no. Honestly, we've kind of been getting people. Some people have been DMing me or something like you need to introduce the people on your show better, because I think we're just like, oh, here's Adam Ray. But we need to be like, we need to be like comedian number three on Netflix. Joke teller is funny. Adam Ray. Well, this was also like during the pandemic.

And I feel like people were not taking jokes. We were not. I think I even made a joke about somebody on Zoom being six feet from me. And she was like, funny. I was like, oh, okay, that's where we are. Is that where we are? Yeah, that's where we are.

Is that where we are? That's where we were. I feel like now I feel like comedy's on its way back. It's back, dude. Comedy's back, man. Comedy's back we were. I feel like now, I feel like comedy's on its way back. Comedy's on, it's back, dude. Comedy's back, man. Comedy's back, dude. I kind of feel like even old comedy is back. Like, you're able, yeah, you can offend people now.

People are like, just say something, make me feel, offend me, to offend me. Roast me, toast me. So you feel alive. Yeah, dude, nice shimmy, by the way. You don't get enough credit for your shimmy. He doesn't. Yeah, I think, and one of the things that's fun about doing,

like, dressing up, I guess, like, Dr. Phil, is it's almost like having a puppet, I feel like, because it's still me through all of it, but I definitely say things. You know, it's my timing, it's my, you know, I mean, through the character, but there's definitely moments where I'm like, oh, that sounds funny. You know, it's all timing.

It's a split second to, like, listen and react, and you miss that moment, and it's like, the I'm like, oh, that sounds funny. It's all timing. It's a split second to listen and react and you miss that moment and it's like, the joke's gone, right? So there's definitely times where I'm like, oh, say that and I do and I'm like, oh, I don't know if I would say that, like Adam. But as Phil, I'm like, dude, people want me to, at this point with I think how the show's been going,

they're like, dude, fucking lay into people, you know? With and reason. But also Phil is known for being a little abrasive. He's a little sassy. He was sitting in the same seat you were sitting in. We're talking about Dr. Phil, for those of you who aren't catching on to the name with no doctor attached to it.

Yeah. Put some respect on his name. He is a doctor. Totally, and a gangster, and way funnier than I thought he was gonna be. How did you meet? Because you guys are like friends. I mean, I don't know.

Are you not? No? Yeah, I mean, we're. Are you starting to do an impression on them? How would you say you're friends with you? This propose. That's hilarious. That's a good question.

Let's get him on the phone. This propose is a good question of like how people view the friendship. Because I definitely have met comedians, people where like even like I gave a guest spot to a kid in Baltimore once. You know, Young Comics hit me up on the road. You know, can I, I usually always, you know, throw bones

and cause you know, how it was when I was coming up and it's like getting five minutes even on a packed show. It's like a huge deal. And there's a kid who helps produce my podcast about last night and he had never performed in Vegas in front of his family. And I was out there a few weeks ago and I was like, dude, come do spots on all the shows.

And he gets on stage one of the nights and he goes, dude, he goes, God damn it. That, Oh God, that was so bad. Fuck. But the crowd also, the crowd sounded whack. And I go, Jesse, you bombed. I go, it's fine. He's like, I did.

I go, yeah, dude, that was awful. And I started laughing and then he's got a big smile on his face. Cause I was, you know, trying to be like, dude, embrace it. It's a rite of passage. You've been doing it a year and a half. You have no reason to be putting pressure on yourself. And I go, you don't get better when you crush every time. You also are on a stage where like you gotta, I go, just be glad that you got the reps on full shows to where you like get a taste of it and you go, fuck, I don't want that to, that should give you more,

you know, juice and motivation just to get up even more and get better so that that doesn't happen again. But anyway, so I've known people like that and he's a cool guy, I consider him a friend, but there are people I've met like once and then like this kid in Baltimore and then a friend of mine was out there and he's like, oh, I ran into your boy, Matt. And I was like, who?

And he goes, Matt, you gave him guest spots. He said, you guys are like boys. And I was like, oh, does one time constitute being boys now? So this is my question, like with Phil, hey man, yeah, I consider him my best friend of all time because he's allowed me to do this and bring joy to people and not sue me. I love you, Phil.

But I think you need like a handful of hangs to build rapport, right? Yeah, but if you're- But we built it pretty quick. If you're famous, people will, you hang out with them once and- And you're boys, yeah. You're friends But we built it pretty quick. If you're famous, people will, you hang out with them once. And you're boys, yeah. You're their best friend.

Do you have people like that? I'm sure you do. I don't know. People probably claim you. But they're not my friends. Right, wow. We'll be right back. Yeah.

Do you have, there's probably people in the reality show world that are just like, they claim you hard, right? And you're like, we've never met. I haven't heard of it. Yeah, I will say though, I don't know a lot of people wanna claim me. Does like, they claim you hard, right? And you're like, we've never met. I haven't heard of it. Yeah, I will say though, I don't know a lot of people wanna claim me. Does your high school claim you? I don't even know. I do.

That's good. No, he does. River does. No, River does. River's your child, right? Yeah. Mazel, by the way. Pretty new, right?

Nine months. Oh my God. How is it? Great. It's awesome. Gives you the purpose to live. Everything you hear, right? It's wild, it gives you purpose, right?

It does. Everything, yeah, not to, you the purpose to live. Everything you hear, right? It's wild. It gives you purpose, right? It does. Everything, yeah, not to, you know, not to like over dramatize having a kid, but like, yeah, we were talking about with our friends last night. We were trying to sell a kid on them, you know? We were forcing parenthood on our friends.

Not our kids, but for them to have a kid. I thought you were like, dude, we're already over her, and we're looking for her. Listen, like, kid takes over your life. And so when you have friends who don't have kids, you're, you know, like you stop minding your own business and you're like, can you have a kid so we can like keep hanging takes over your life. And so when you have friends who don't have kids, you're, you know, like, you stop minding your own business and you're like, can you have a kid so we can like keep hanging out?

Oh yeah. You can relate to us. Do you find yourself doing, because you know, my wife and I are puppy parents, right? We have bagel and pickles. That's how we started. Halfway to a Jewish daily. Yeah, really?

Yeah, but it's not the same thing. Like when I talk about this in my act where it's like people, parents hate when puppy parents are like, oh God, a dog, it's just like, it's like a kid. And I'm like, it's pretty much not, I mean, I don't think your kids ever stared at you while you fucked. Do you know what I'm saying? Well, it's true.

Maybe it has, I don't want to tell you how to raise your kids, but Pickles almost nights is locked in. Just like, wow, same moves again. And it's pretty, I take it personally. But having a kid is different. I used to be like that, but then I got a dog and Jeff really changed my life. He softened me in a way that I was like in my,

when you're single for a while, in your 30s, you kind of turn into like a curmudgeon-y Trump. I thought it was me, but it was Jeff. You definitely, no. Well, we got, I got, Should I leave? I got you, then I got Jeff, and it was the beginning,

it was all preparation for River. But we were talking with our friends last night, and it's true, there's, you know, I don't know, like when you're dating, when you're working, there's always a point in every adult's life that doesn't have kids where you're just like sitting in your car, and you're just like, what's the point of it all?

What are you doing now, yeah? What the fuck, man? And especially if you're out in Hollywood, trying to like, I don't know, grind. Oh yeah. But you have a kid, no matter what is going on in your life, good, bad, specifically the bad,

where like, you know why you wake up, you know why you go to work, you know why you get through it, because everything else, you're kind of like, should I be here? I don't know. Oh, God. It's got dark quick.

Yeah, it, I hear you do. Everyone has those moments where it's like, what's the point? And you're lying if you say you don't. Wait, so how'd you land on the name River? It's got dark quick. Yeah, it, I hear you do. Everyone has those moments where you're just like, what's the point? And you're lying if you say you don't. Wait, so how'd you land on the name River? It's a beautiful name. We were in the drive-through of the Raising Canes. We were in a Raising Canes drive-through

and I proposed the name River. And kind of- I thought you said you proposed. I was like, hey, let's take the power back. I took the power back. What a wild spot to do it. That actually is not a bad idea. And you get like, maybe you put the ring in like a nugget or something and you get the drive through people to be-

You make them wait to pay. I'm sorry, I just proposed. By the way, and you're about to do it and somebody is like impatient and high behind you. Come on, let's fucking go, dude. I got cotton mouth. All right. Yeah, truly.

Honestly, the line of raising canes does go extremely slow. It does. Yeah. You do have time to propose. You have time to propose, you have time to come up with the child's name, you have time to get angry at the person in front of you. Are you thinking about having kids?

Yes, we go back and forth. I think so. How old are you? 42. Damn. You're younger than me. I'm just kidding. I'm younger than you? Two years.

Does that say more about me or more about you? How do you look younger than me? What's your skincare reg? Yeah. What is your skincare reg? Maybe. What is your skincare reg? Maybe it's Maybelline, Noxema, Clearasil. I was a big Clearasil kid back in the day. You just got them all right.

So many high school, I remember one day. It's that OS1 peptide, once again. Are you sponsored by peptides? No, it reverses aging. It reverses aging. Let's go, you don't need that, do you? Let's work. I'll take that. Mm-hmm, a little something.

Wow, I wish I could. I do have a couple of grays in my beard though that showed up this year. A couple. Now I was quick to point them out. But ladies like the grays, right? I honestly, I told him, I was like, I feel like the salt is kind of serving.

I am not against it at all. Yeah, but when you have an age gap like we have, it really helps us in photos when we don't look like we have an 18 year age gap. Let's go. My best friend, Chambliss, she was like, you know, if Nick is ever in the hospital and you come to visit him, it's gonna be like,

you're going to visit your grandpa. Grandpa's a, I mean, just go dad, maybe? She did say grandpa, unfortunately. She did use those terms. Why'd she have to say granddaddy? I think she was saying that because that situation had just happened to her where she was taking care of an old man and a younger woman came in

and she was like, you must be the granddaughter. And she was like, I'm his wife. And then it was like an awkward moment. And she was like, this is gonna be you one day. But how, let's see, that's bullshit. How did he look? Like, did he look fucking old? Like, I think he looked, oh my God.

Oh my God. I actually was feeling like this was a good day, but. You woke up confident this morning. I woke up, nothing hurt. I did get, I don't know if it was a chiropractor, but definitely adjusted and just traveling so much right now for, it's a balance of my standup on every, this weekend I go to Utah to go meet the housewives,

no, to the shows. Do you have any Mormon jokes? I might have to do shows. Do you have any Mormon jokes? I might have a few in there. You have any Mormon jokes? That's so weird. Yeah, I mean, I'll probably riff something on that. Definitely one of my best buds from high school was Mormon and now he probably does the most drugs

I've seen of anybody. Perfect. So I don't know if that's like- That's suppression. It's suppression for sure. Suppression, oppression, depression. All of it. Yeah, they are a wound up bunch.

And isn't like, I mean, I'll definitely probably talk about soaking. Isn't that what they're, that's a thing. What a wild thing. Just like, by the way, who has the patience for that? And someone's jumping on the bed. It's like, oh, wait a second. That's weird. Oh, wait. So it's not like you're on like a quarter in the machine vibrating bed No, they bring in a friend. They bring in a friend. He's not a friend even weirder Or jumping or jumping on the bed. Wait, was that somebody under the bed kicking it? Yeah. Can you sit up? That's You gotta say like that or One kid and she tells you what to do like that. Look at that. It was a can I said can you it wasn't sit up? It was a question. Whoa you what to do like that. Look at that. It was a, I said, can you? It wasn't sit up. It was a question.

Whoa. I like that. That's gaslighting right there. What? Can you, that is a great way to do it. Can you, can you not maybe? Can you shut the fuck up? It was a question.

You know what I'm saying? It's like, I'm just asking if you could shut the fuck up. That's brilliant by the way. I'm just curious, like, do you, are you able to close the door to the fridge? Do you ever tell your wife to be like, hey, I don't know if you can talk to me like that. And then she goes, stop being so sensitive. And you're like, am I able to close the door to the fridge? Do you ever tell your wife to be like, hey, I don't know if you can talk to me like that. And then she goes, stop being so sensitive.

And you're like, am I being guest lit? Let us into the confinements of your house. I mean, it's- We're pretty healthy. You laugh a lot, I'll say that. She definitely, I mean, look, I know I am a, like, there's also, we have about 12, 13 year age gap. Oh, good for you.

From four to 29. That's another reason why we're, kids are on her schedule, right? But I also don't want to be a 70 year old dad. I don't want my kids first words to be somebody call 911, you know. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And what's so funny too, it's like, I remember when I was 10, my best friend's dad was 80. And I'm like, bro, who hits 70 and goes, I'm gonna start a family. It is, that is wild. That's wild. And he would always, I was a real big kid.

Like you're like, how fat? Well, my mom and I shared a bra. And I would- You did? You put it on? I did, that was a joke. But I probably did pretend to wear it sometimes. Right? I feel like just like try it and just see.

And all the girls, this was one of my early jokes. I would go, I go, yeah, I wear my T-shirt in the pool when I swam no classic fat king move I go not cuz I was embarrassed I don't make the girls jealous with what I was Go cuz girls in fourth fifth grade all they care about is like, you know boys and like oh Adam How'd you get them sweet ass titties? Sweet ass titties Adam and I'd be like two words for you pop tart appetizer And your favorite pop tart great question, I'm sweet as tinnies, Adam. And I'd be like, two words for you, pop tart appetizer. And- What was your favorite pop tart? Great question.

I'm going brown sugar. Oh, toasted? Fuck no, put it in the fridge, baby. What? Fridge, freezer, sorry. What? The freezer, well, I love a freezer. No, the brown-

I love a freezer, new t-shirt idea for Vile Files. But it toasted is the best, sorry. Toasted is the best. In college, I think I would put them in the, get them cold. But I like strawberry for a while and then you realize there's other flavors. S'mores is pretty bomb.

S'mores, yeah. By the way. When was the last time you had one this morning? Too long. Yeah. I think after a certain while you're like, oh that, I'm down for the count for probably 10 days if I have a Pop Tart.

How does it feel to be number three on Netflix right now? Awesome. It feels great. I'm really proud of it, everything's so, I've been out here for, I went to college at USC for acting school in 2001 to 2005. So I've been grinding whatever in actual Hollywood for I guess what, what is it, 24, 19 years,

stand up for 17. So I've had so many things happen and then stop or be promised and then not or get close and not. Truly like the appropriate amount to where you're like, you should, why are you, why did you not quit? And look, yeah, moments, days, self doubt, whatever, but literally just, so this is awesome and I hope it leads to just more opportunities

to make more shit, cause that all I want to do is right. And that's why I started doing it because I was feeling a real stagnant monotony with like, which is a great band name, stagnant monotony. And by the way, I just those are the only two words I know. Don't be like, whoa, you smart. But I was getting bored with like auditioning, not getting parts podcast stand up. It was just like a just I was doing the same shit, you know, obviously different pods, different standup sets,

but I was like, I need to like be more creatively satisfied. I need to like, I just needed to create, I need to do something else. And I'd always want to do like a live show with like some sort of character and, and the pandemic hit and a friend of mine, Jeremiah Watkins, who plays a different character in every show.

He plays Gollum in the special. We just did a show at The Beacon in New York, sold it out, 3,000, for the New York Comedy Fest last Friday. And it was, Jason Biggs came on. If you ever want to have him on, he's a fucking great dude and a great guest. If he's out here, I'll hook it up. He'd fucking crush on you.

He's the man, dude. I hung out with him and his wife one time. They're rock stars. And he's so fucking funny and so kind. And I go, Jay, will you do The Beacon Show? He's like, of course. And I go, Jay, I go, will you do the Beacon Show? He's like, of course. And I go, my boy Johnny Resnick from the Goo Goo Dolls is in town, he's gonna come out and do Iris at one point.

Here's my idea, Jeremiah is gonna dress up as the pie. I want you guys to reunite and then we're gonna have the curtain come up. There's gonna be a fireplace and a bed and then Johnny's gonna play Iris while you guys bang on the bed. And he was like, I love it. And then I'm like, I told this about him, by the way,

to him an hour before the show. Because I had sent him voice notes, and he calls me, I'm getting into makeup. He goes, so what am I doing again? And I go, all right. And basically, and I posted the clip on my Instagram, the episode comes out Sunday. But I was like, I've got to put a tease up before the special,

because I think it'll get a nice pop and just be a nice boost bleeding into the Netflix special. And so Jeremiah comes out and I go, you know, you've kept in touch with a lot of cast members, it'll get a nice pop and just be a nice boost bleeding into the Netflix special. And so, uh, Jeremiah comes out and I go, you know, you've kept in touch with a lot of cast members, which I appreciate Tara Reed, Sean Williams, Stifler's mom. But there's one person that you have some, uh, don't have any closure with. And I flew them out here to reunite with you.

Please welcome from American Pie 1, The Pie. And he, Jeremiah comes out and the pie suits incredible and they talk and he's like, Hey, it's good to see you Jason. And Jason's like, hey, I'm sorry I didn't call. And this is the only part, the whole show's unscripted always, right? But certain beats I'm like, I just at least need. You give him some structure.

Like with Dr. Phil coming out and surprising the audience and during the special, I at least went over with him before I was like, I say, I don't like your fucking attitude to somebody in the crowd. That's your cue to come out, milk the applause, whatever. And then when it dies down, grab the mic, I don't like your fucking attitude to somebody in the crowd. That's your cue to come out, milk the applause, whatever. And then when it dies down, grab the mic.

I don't like your fucking attitude. And then I go, who are you? And then he goes, who am I bitch? Who the fuck are you? And then we do a mirror thing like this. And then he goes, we'll be right back. And that's I was like, hit all those beats and then we'll just play. And that's what happened.

So with Jer, I go ask Jason why he didn't call. He's like, I'm sorry, I've been busy. And Jeremiah goes, that's the pie. Yeah, I know. I've seen your movies, congrats. And then he's like, hey, and tries to touch him. And then he puts his hands to push your hair back and gets like pie on his hands and licks his fingers and goes, I forgot how good you taste.

And then Jeremiah leans him forward and goes, let me refresh your memory. And then, and I give up forever. Oh my God. Curtain goes up, people went nuts. And they backstage, Jason was like, Hey, is it cool? Can we like to kiss?

And he was like, I mean, let's go for it. They went for it. And then Steven shout out how's or who does all the tech and, and builds the, you know, any set stuff we need build a contraption so he could climax with the pie. And it shot out like five rows deep during I mean it was I mean I was like holding back tears laughing and Johnny couldn't even get through I had to fucking step in and sing Iris because he was laughing so hard so that type of shit in the show how did the people in the audience feel like

they were they couldn't believe it oh love it they were they knew they're in the splash zone and by the way who hasn't been squirted on? But, sorry to say. I feel like I, oh well. Yeah, we'll be right back. You know, hearing you tell the story, I feel like really this is an, well it reminds me of a time with my wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, but like, you know, we've known each other for a few years now. I mean, shit, I met you in like 2015 or some shit like that. Bro, I met you, you know what's so crazy? I met you when I was doing the CW reboot of Mad TV, a whole for applause, and nobody saw it, they didn't promote it, but that's where I met the makeup gal, Jen Aspinel, who does my film makeup.

So worthwhile experience, also super fun. She was on SNL for 10 years, the original Mad, not showing on a show called Fallout, she did Westworld. She won an Emmy for doing, do you see that Paym and Tommy show on Hulu? Yeah. So I played Jay Leno in that for like four episodes and they put me in four hours of prosthetics.

She did that. She's a gangster. But yeah, I met you during Extra. Remember it was you, me and Jason Derulo. It was like a segment called like what, yeah, do you still talk to that guy? That was the last time I seen him. Hilarious.

Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, so we know each other for, yeah. No, actually we met before that when I did your podcast in your house. Yes. The second time. No, but we did that because we met on Extra, and then we stayed in touch. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, we've known each other for a long time,

I've followed you for a long time, and I've always been like, man, Adam knows fucking everybody. And I feel like you're, like you said, like this show is accumulation of all your hard work in Hollywood and all the connections you've made from all the grinding you've done. And it's just like your ability to call up the lead singer of the Goo Goo Dolls and sing Iris and then have all these people, Dr. Phil.

It's really kind of cool to see all, it's like accumulation of all the grinding you've been doing to come together and put this thing together. It's kind of fascinating. Yeah, it is wild. I mean, it's not lost on me at all. I mean, the rock and jelly roll are in the intro. Yeah, I mean, you know everybody. Can you guys do FaceTime videos to like,

just to, you know, and they're so good. And yeah, I mean, I don't know, it's a pretty easy formula. Don't be a piece of shit, be Jewish, you know, like, and that's, no, I'm joking. I made that joke last night to somebody, nobody laughed. So I can't believe I did it again. Wait, you guys got to come see a live show. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we do it with the Comedy Store every month.

The next one is Bananas and they're sold out through June right now. So then how can we get in? Just come on, man. Just flash the file files, come up with a card or whatever. We'll just show the door guy this podcast, but we know him. Oh, I got you guys. I we go. We'll just show the door guy this podcast, but we know him. Oh, I got you guys. I got you, bring the whole crew.

First name again? Justin. Thanks, Justin. I want you to participate. Where did you get that hat? Great question. My buddy Taylor runs a company called Simply Seattle, and they basically got the rights

to all the Seattle sports logos, memorabilia, and they are the one-stop shop for everything Seattle sports. And they actually make their own authentic stuff But this is the Mariners logo from like early 90s and I'm just obsessed with it and I yeah I just do they make any like vintage Packer stuff Seattle probably not your green big girl. I am that's right Green Bay girl wait You should come up to Seattle. I'm going to the Seattle Packers Sunday football game win December 15th Seattle I'm going to the Seattle Packers Sunday football game. When? December 15th.

Right. Can we go together? Let's make a bet for the game. Can we go? No, are we going together? Yeah, I mean, I have to get you more. I have to get you tickets. Don't offer me an opportunity to go to the game with you and then be like, I'm not sure

you can come with me. Yeah, what I meant by that is I am gauging your level of commitment to it. I'm a diehard Packer fan. Seattle, I've never watched a game. I know Aaron Rodgers, he was going to come to the show. And I met him. I did this Kill Tony episode where I played Joe Biden and Shane Gillis played Trump.

And we did Madison Square Garden and Aaron Rodgers came. Now you're really walking into some dangerous maps. Yeah, for sure. And so yeah. You're saying a lot of trigger words for people out there. I don't know if you saw the rally, but and I'm a great guy. We're all great guys. We're all great guys. And so that's pretty good.

And so I went up. We're going to go up there. We got upstairs. Justin over talking. He's talking. Look who's talking with Chris, the alley. John Fulton upstairs, downstairs. So remember you go to the store, you get milk. Come on. Obama. Can I do Obama? Oh. Oh.

Wait, let me do Kamala. I worked at a McDonald's when I was five years old. I smelled every fry before I put it in the bag. That's excellent. That is good. Can you do Nick Kyle? And then Trump goes, she never worked there. I went to every McDonald's. I talked to Grimace, he Trump goes, she never worked there. I went to Avery McDonald's.

I talked to Grimace, he never talks. He talked to me. Hamburger, a great guy. Um, so I, I'm doing a, uh, Biden and Aaron Rogers comes out to throw footballs into the crowd and I go up to him as Biden and I go, Aaron, I go, big fan and he very sweetly was like, dude, you're hilarious. I'm a fan. And I go, I go, shut the fuck up.

Cut the crap. Cut the crap. Hey, come on. And then he was going to come to the Beacon show like, dude, you're hilarious, I'm a fan. And I go, shut the fuck up, cut the crap, cut the crap. Hey, come on. And then he was gonna come to the Beacon Show and throw some footballs into the crowd, but one thing led to another. Is he gonna come to the comedy? He said he will come on the show at some point.

They're losing a lot of games right now. Do you follow him because he left, was that like your guy? I, as a Packer fan, he was definitely my guy. I'm a big Packer fan. I am grateful for his time as a Green bay packer and appreciate his mentorship of Jordan love Have you done the Lambo jump the Lambo leap? No, I Mean, I mean whatever

Tomato tomato Ray Romano, whatever I know I'm not as I don't I don't have as many famous I don't know how the axis that you have I've been on the field. Okay, you've been on the field I've been on the field once but have you hit up players? They got to be fans. I started I started sliding into the DMS. Bro, do it. I started doing that. I've done it for Seahawks and some of them are great homies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's why the fuck not, dude? I was wondering why I started. I just started doing it this season.

Bro, and it's not like you've got to be like, do you want to hang out? Like, just I'm just like, I'm just like, yeah, dude. And then it's on you to like, keep the correspondence up and check in. And I'm I'm I'm dabb, big fan. I keep it. Yeah, dude. And then it's on you to keep the correspondence up and check in. I'm dabbling in my sliding. And it helps because most of them have wives or girlfriends who are fans of Nick or pop culture. So we're the show.

There's a lot of wives who are fans of the show. Yeah. They're like, why am I talking to this guy? Are the Real Housewives fan of the show? Some of them. Bro, I watched, you told me to watch the- Salt Lake City. Bro, I haven't seen any of it until I'm hooked.

Yeah, bro. I don't know why I haven't been watching Real Housewives earlier. I think I saw the Real Housewives of of Spunky Twats. What's the one? Beverly Hills, Orange County, Spunky Twats. I was trying to. Yeah. But you knew what I was talking about. They that the Salt Lake City one is wild. And I'm going to be there this weekend. So I'm like, oh, do I do I hit up like Todd and be like, dude,

you need a break. You need a break, dude. And spend your money on something you want to do because Bronwyn is sucking the life. No, we love Bronwyn. We do. Yeah, we had her on. She's on. Well, and that was on yesterday. And that was a joke. No, no, no, no. She's cool. She's cool as fuck.

Todd's cool. They're very cool. And that was a joke. No, no, no, no, she's cool as fuck. Todd's cool. They're very cool. And here's what I will say. She definitely seems like she's got the most genuine energy out of all of them. Yeah, because it's not like, you know. Because, and also I'm like, oh, I feel like you really, because I first see them together and I'm like,

oh, is this a gold digging situation? And then I watched the rest of the episode, I'm like, no, they seem pretty into each other. And that rules. Browen went to work two days after she had a baby. That's gangster. Isn't that also not good? No.

No you know what I did two days after baby? It's not giving gold digger. It's not giving gold digger. But like what why aren't you supposed to take it easy? She was a single mom. This is before Todd. Now she's got my utmost respect. Raise your hand if you were raised by a single mom.

Justin? No. Love my mom. That felt such mental. Why did you assume Justin didn't have a dad? Because he looks like he cuts his own hair and that's a single mom thing. Oh wow, now you want, Justin,

you can fight him if you want right now. You can fight him, Justin, we'll allow it. All jokes, dude, you got a better body than me. Now is, yeah, single mom. So single mom too? Me, single mom. Don't you feel like when you look at people with two parents, you go, you greedy bastard. I think about that.

Oh, you have two parents? And you're sad. And you're sad. Yeah, it's like what do you have to be sad about? Yeah. Yeah. And also once you're- If you have a relationship with your father,

it must be nice, typically. Yeah, good for you. Well, your dad did call you fat last Thanksgiving when you were pregnant. You know his name. Say it again. Yeah, my dad did call me fat at Thanksgiving last year when I was six months pregnant.

Was he joking? He was being serious. It was a what's up fatty, was I think the exact term. I mean, yeah, that's- And I think there were three more jokes after that one. If you and your wife decide to have a baby, you will be blown away by the number of men who think they're being nice and funny

and don't know what to say to pregnant women and will just oddly talk about her body. It is crazy. Some of the boobs look like they've filled up with a chocolate milk. No, 100%. And you're like, wow, you're looking pretty good for having giant tits now. Whoa!

I was in the elevator. I was in the elevator here and some guy, I don't know who he was, but I was bringing donuts into the team and he was like, oh wow, you would be eating all those donuts. Can we stop commenting on people's food habits? Like this also goes for TSA. I once walked through TSA and yeah, I brought a burrito on and yeah, maybe it was fucking smelling a little too good. And people were like, dude, what's and they always check your bag and take the food out.

And the guy goes, who a burrito? He goes, somebody's hungry. And I'm like, what the fuck, dude? What do you like? And so the fat kid in me is like, I shouldn't have it. You know, like, oh God, it was a, I scarfed it in front of them. I actually, I ate it real sexual too, like real slow. And I was like, ah.

By the way, TSA is getting real handsy. The guy definitely, I walked through the security last week. Do they cup your balls? They fucking, it's like, do you mind if I use the back of my hand in my mouth? You're like, what was that last thing? I mean, it's getting real aggressive. Wait, Thanksgiving, you guys fired up.

We are days away. This episode is the Thanksgiving episode, it looks like. Well, no, we pump out a lot of episodes, Adam. Thanks for having me. Yeah, no, this is two episodes before Thanksgiving episode. But we are going back to the place of our wedding. For Thanksgiving? What was your wedding?

It was at my family's animal farm. Your family has an animal farm? My sister and her husband do. That's fucking very Hallmark and very adorable. It was an awesome wedding. My sister is like, yes. It was phenomenal, yes, I was there. That's awesome.

Wait a second, so many questions. Is it an animal farm that you can go visit? Like do they sell tickets? No, no, no, no. All right, how about this? You can come to the Hogs Packer game if I can pet a fucking emu or whatever the fuck they got at the farm.

There is no emu's, but it is like my sister lives there. So she's like, you know, this is like my home. So she's like, I don't want like a bunch of like strangers, you know? So, but no, there are animals, there are miniature horse. There's horses, miniature horses, goats, pigs, cows, alligator. There's an alligator. There's real cute, right?

There's, there's. Oh, there is. Next slide. Peacocks. Peacocks are cute. I feel like we're just breezing over the casual that you have an alligator on property. There is an alligator.

Yeah, you gotta open with that. He lives in a pond. Of course he does. What do you feed it? He doesn't stay in the guest room. We don't feed him anything. Wait, what's it? We don't encourage lives in a pond. Of course he does. What do you feed it? He doesn't stay in the guest room. We don't feed him anything. Wait, um. We don't encourage him to live there, but he just does.

Yeah, they, they have no problem. I mean, what if one day you're just out there having a cocktail and you forget that, what's his name? He's not named either. Awesome, thank God. I know. I was gonna have an issue if you guys were like, Ramon is pretty quiet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He sleeps 10 to five. If he gets a little too handsy, he's relocated. Handsy, dude, yeah, or chompy, right? Or chompy. The peacock, don't they like chase you down? Don't they fucking ravenous? They are scary to be around at times, yeah.

So you're going back there for the wedding to relive the magic? We're going back there for Thanksgiving to, yes, relive the magic. And her brother-in-law, I guess my new brother, I guess John's my brother-in-law. He is a- Oh, I'll tell how fired up you got that brother.

He is a surgeon from the mountains. That's a very good- Mountains. If you talk to John- She looks like a Bravo show. Surgeon in the mountains. John talks like this. John talks like this. Yeah, he does.

And he's got a lot of guns. But he's not from the mountains. One time, well, last time we were there, we bought, Nellie bought like a sweater and it had the tag on it that she forgot to take off and we were in the guest bedroom and I was like, I don't know, there's gotta be something in this room that we can use to cut the tag that couldn't rip off

and I opened the drawer full of knives. They found something. We did find something. We immediately got it. You know your brother had tons of weapons on him. Listen, he is a survivalist. He's a hunter. We immediately got it. Oh yeah. Listen, he is a survivalist. He's a hunter, gatherer. He's out there. What does he hunt? Can't he just play duck hunt

and fucking jerk off and call it a night? Like what's with all the fucking stab... We're shooting guns this Thanksgiving. Nick's learning. Yes, Nick's gonna learn. Out in the woods. What are you gonna shoot, man? A target. Yeah, a target. Okay, cool. I'm. That'll be fun. Out in the woods, what are you gonna shoot, man? I don't know. A target. Yeah, a target. Okay, cool.

I'm a dad now, man. You gotta, yeah, I hear ya. You gotta, yeah, dude. And there's a lot of people that are cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs out there. And you gotta have your wits about you. I don't know, how confident do you feel if you're calling the police in LA

how fast at their response time? Bro, I mean, I gotta get off Citizen's app. And my wife is shot out. Best thing that's ever happened to me. Big fan of you by the way too. And well, too big of a fan. But she, by the way, she was like so pumped for me. Is she gonna go to the game with us?

No, you'll probably take her ticket. Oh, she's not a fan any longer. Sorry, babe. You snooze, you lose. No, she was so like, this is a big podcast. I'm like really making sure like I look nice and presentable enough. And just was like, and really I was, you know, when you were like, this is a big podcast. I'm like really making sure like I look nice and presentable enough and just was like, and really I was, you know, when you were like, watched the episode, I like finished it this morning.

And she like, I'd look away at one point and was like, I had to do something. She's like, babe, watch it. Like you're gonna have to talk like really, just really wanting me to be prepared. And anyway, shout out. But she keeps me up a lot because she's on Citizens App. And I don't know if you gals are on it.

Most gals are. Citizens App, it gives you updates. It's a way to fill's on Citizen's app. And I don't know if you gals are on it. Most gals are. Citizen's app, it gives you updates. It's a way to fill up on the fears before you go to bed. Oh, hey, hey, hey, don't like sleeping? Hey, like to- A robbery just happened in West Hollywood and there are shots fired and four dead. There's a guy buck naked in a tree holding a machete.

You're like, what the fuck am I gonna do about it? There's a guy dressed as Jack Sparrow carrying a coin star machine down Fairfax. You're like, that feels like more something I should. That feels like my neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah, that's just Nick on a Tuesday. Yeah.

What'd you go as for Halloween? A farmer, a farmer. He was a strawberry farmer because our daughter was a strawberry. So it was like we plucked her. My God. Yeah. Feels like a big reason to have a kid, the cute costumes.

Do you want to see her as it? No, I'm all right. Nick, when you were 10, yes, of course. No, no, no, I actually don't want to show you because I? No, I'm all right. Nick, when you were 10, yes, of course. No, no, no. I actually don't want to show you, because I feel like you wouldn't be appreciative. Look, if there's an opportunity for a joke, I have to take it.

Wait, I have to ask you. And that got a big pop from the face. Please, I do want to see it. Why Dr. Phil? Fine, I'll show you. Wasn't it? Oh my god. That face.

That's actually wildly cute. And I'm, wow. So these are the types of kids where you go, all right. I can do it. My God, that face, that's actually wildly cute. And I'm, wow. So these are the types of kids where you go, all right, I want to do it. Look at how she, great eyes. I know. She's so curious and also like,

I wish I could speak because maybe I wanted to be a cucumber. You think? No, she's just, she's loving life. Did we fuck up? Should we have made her a cucumber? No, that strawberry outfit is very cute. So funny. A friend of mine just asked me today, he's like,

So did you sit down and make a list of like daytime talk show hosts and go, who's the funniest? They go, no. Again, when I got to a point when I was like, all right, I need to just like invest in myself and like make the show that I would like want to make and make a palette of it and just, you know, get back to when I was the happiest, which was doing when YouTube hit, I was doing a lot of sketches every couple of weeks, write a sketch, when YouTube hit, I was doing a lot of sketches every couple weeks.

Write a sketch, get these buddies, James and Dave Cadiglia, who shoot the Dr. Phil show. So I've been shooting videos for me for 20 years. And we would shoot for all day. I'd pay them in coffees and dinners, and then we would stay up all night editing. And they were like special effects gurus, worked for George Lucas and JJ Abrams.

So comedy videos were like a nice break for them. I'm sorry, am I boring you? And I just cut that. I just cut that. It was not a real yawn. It wasn't a real yawn though. I didn't even open my mouth. Sorry, I had to make the joke. But I didn't even open my mouth.

You fought that hard. I did. I was like, get down, get down. I once locked eyes with a guy while he was yawning and I thought he was trying to eat my soul and take my spirit. Like I looked at him across from a coffee bean and he was like, and I was like, oh god. It is scary sometimes. Yeah, it is.

You see like they need, they have a cavity. Oh yeah, going all the way back. My wife hates when I yawn because I don't like try to hide it in. It's just like, I feel like it's almost like, you just got to let it out. Have you ever seen someone do a fake yawn? No. You haven't? No.

It's one of my favorite things to call out. Nick does it a lot. Can we all do it? Wait, let's all do it and Justin, you judge if it's, who has the best fake yawn. Sure. I actually have the yawns though. Yeah, oh sure you do. I'm just so tired. I got no sleep. I've got water in my eyes. That was real.

That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Thank you. I think Nick has the worst. He does. He does. And I call him out every time he does it. I'm like, why'd you just fake yawn to like fill the air? Like what's happening? And he's like, I'm tired. Really good, Nick can brush him right away.

Lorne Michaels, are you watching? What's the thing that you're new thing to call me out on? I don't remember. When I say, well, I don't even, I forget. Oh, oh, oh, oh. If we're watching a show and it's like some hottie on the TV, I'll be like, oh, like would you fuck her? He always says what?

If he wants to. Cause he's like, he needs time. Oh, mother. What are we even talking about? Okay, and then would you fuck her? Fuck what? Fuck what? Fuck what is a better answer by the way?

Fuck what? The, what? Because one time she asked me about someone that apparently was uninterested and I was like, no. Immediately said no. Fuck what is a better answer by the way. Fuck what? The what? What's even up right now? Because one time he asked me about someone that apparently was uninterested and I was like, no. Immediately said no and so I'm like. That's also, you're putting, that's a wild question. What's the question?

Yeah. What? What? I don't like, wait, her? No. I wouldn't. Yeah, I mean, does mankind rely on it? Yeah, like are you dead?

Are you dead? I once dated a girl, she was like, would you rather, she's like, can I ask you something? I was like, oh, this is not going to be good. Can you like look at me? Uh oh. Can you look at me when I tell you? Put your phone down. Put your phone down.

You're still holding it. Can you, thank you. Would you rather drown to death or be burned alive? And it makes this very, they're like, what a fun game I just started. And I'm like, have you ever heard of charades or parcheesy? And then I'm like, what are you plotting by the way? Have you seen? Can I say neither and finish Narcos?

Is it Jim Gaffigan's? Love Gaffigan's. Stand up when he's talking about the drunk girl and the drunk guy. Have you seen this? Or he's like, grab my things, grab my things. Have you seen this? No.

She's like the alligator, you stole my shirt. Good, that's really funny. It is the funniest bit ever. I mean, besides all of the stuff that you do, but it is so funny. You should watch it. Do you guys watch, what is your show? What is your-

We have so many shows. We have so many shows. We cover a million for this. And then when we're not watching reality TV, it's like, we love lioness. All your love is blind coverage has been amazing. Like truly, and it's a very cool thing that you've like, I mean, getting some of these people on the next day,

it's wild, dude. And very cool. And the show Kwame from the Seattle season has become a good buddy of mine. Do you know him? We've met a few times. He's the fucking man, dude. And Marshall, I think, lives out here now,

but we did a Dr. Phil Live in Seattle, and I had on Sean Camp and Joel McHale, and we had the fish market guys come, and we did a game called- Oh, throw out the fish thing, yeah. We threw a fish thing, it was like Seattle trivia with Joel McHale, and every correct answer, I go, turn on the lights,

who wants to catch a fucking fish? And then we just threw these giant, like 30 pound salmon into the crowd, and it was, you know, people go nuts over free t-shirts at sporting events free fish crazy. Anyway so Kwame came on and we did a little like dating advice thing and that we should figure that out with you at some point for now and anyway but just sweetheart but but this last season was was wild not my fave. Your standups feel like they're like in 4D.

My standups? Yeah, it's like you're getting splashed, your chair is shaking, you're like, Hilarious. It's like sensation. Are you talking about like, have you been on the Shrek 4D ride at Universal? Yes, it's a ride.

There's doccy sneezes on you and you get, yeah. Sprayed. Who from Love is Blind this past season or were you riding the hardest four? Rooting the hardest four? Yeah. Or you said riding the hardest four. He said the hardest for? Rooting the hardest for? Yeah. Or you said writing the hardest for. He said writing, but Rooting's also.

Writing is a cool, same thing, right? I think I knew what you meant, but I was like, this is hot guy slang. No, it's dating a 26 year old slang. Let's go. Dating, by dating I mean married. Dating, okay. I definitely, yeah.

Last night Nick said out of curious. And I went with my friends like, that's because his girlfriend's 26. Oh my god, out of curious. Is that what you say? Well, we like to abbreviate things. I like to have fun. Well, he's so tired from all these fake youngs. We say Jinquesh a lot. He doesn't have time to say the whole word.

Exactly, he's tired. I'm a dad now, you know? You're a dad now. You're crushing it. Wait, um. Who are you writing hard for? Who's Amanda, by the way? My wife. Oh, okay. Is she calling?

No, I just see her name on your drink, so I was curious. Oh yeah, she got me a coffee this morning. That's so nice. She's a gangster, you guys would love her. Well, I'll hang sometime. I do love her, already. That's my sister's name. Really?

Yeah, and my manager's. Let's go. And Amanda was also the name of a girl I went to elementary school with. Oh boy. Who had fangs for her teeth. Oh. Like she chiseled them? They were stick-ons.

And she had like crazy fang teeth. You know, everybody had fucked up teeth in fifth and sixth grade. And she- Speak for yourself. Braced it as much. Did just perfect teeth. Yeah. Good for you.

Besides my corn tooth. Show them the- Yeah, but Did you just, perfect teeth? Yeah. Good for you. Besides my corn tooth. Yeah, but that makes you. My snaggle. Amanda's one of those, too. My wife is one of those. You know what's crazy? I love it.

You know what's crazy? Never changed that. Do you wanna know what's crazy? No, I'm right. Nick, when you were. You met your match not. Tell me. My dad, all seven of his kids.

Have snaggle tooth. Have the exact same tooth that is snaggled. That is actually bananas, right? Isn't it crazy? That is crazy. Thank you. All seven of his kids have the exact same tooth that is smackled. Isn't it crazy? That is crazy. Thank you. You didn't want to hear it, but I know you did. How does that happen?

I don't know. Magic. What if my daughter has it? She will. She will. If she doesn't, I'll be like, with pliers. So fucked. Are you going to be the family that puts the tooth

on a string and slams the door to get the loose tooth out? That would probably be his type of thing. I definitely would not be involved in that. That shit, I still think about that. She is five months old though. And I. Yeah, and it wasn't even my dad. It was just a guy that he hired.

No, it was my dad. Is that childless? It was the 90s, baby. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that is fucked. I mean, I remember them putting it around and then I was like, huh, ah, wait, wait, hold on.

And then before he's like, I'm gonna count to three. I was like, okay, okay. You know, and I was naked for some reason. And he was like, sorry, it was too much. And I go, all right, wait, wait, wait. And he's like one and then just slammed it. But then it came out. And I swallowed my first tooth.

Oh my God. Yikes, did it come out? He pooped it out, right? I got it, I got it, I. Yikes. Did it come out? I got it, I got it. I got a dollar. He doesn't like to talk restroom talk. Imagine pooping out a tooth. Really? He doesn't do restroom talk.

I don't go out of my way. To go to the bathroom? No, I'm just not like, let's. You shit your pants, wow. Good to know. Fun facts. Immediately uncomfortable. Yeah.

That's it? Yeah, see it's so bad. I'm like, what are you doing? That looks like you're having a stroke. What's your favorite impression to do? It's gotta be Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is good. I don't do Dr. Drew. Dr. Pepper.

Dr. Dr. Klaw from Inspector Gadget. Get you Gadget next time. That's pretty good. My first impression I think was I did maybe a Kermit the Frog and then I did, I did a Bill Clinton earlier, you know, all the ones that were, one of my first impressions I go,

this is Splinter from Ninja Turtles at the ATM machine realizing that he overdrew his account. Oh. And that, That's it. You do, That's the show folks. I can do Jason Statham,

finding out that he actually parked in a handicap spot. I can do Nicholas Cage stubbing his toe in the dishwasher. Oh. Yeah. That is good. Ha ha, Justin! Can do Ray Romano, finding out that the Peloton he ordered is actually gonna be delayed

and we'll arrive in time for his Peloton holiday party. Ah, you gotta be kidding me. Can you do Nick Vial looking for his spare air pod? Yes, I can do Nick Vial looking for his spare air pod. Here we go, I'll be playing all the parts in the scene. Babe, I'm curious. Where's my valley girl? Where's my babe?

I'm curious. They've got to care. Babe, babe, I'm curious. It's been noticing you hold the mic real close. But he does. He does. So the mic really. They like yours was babe. No, I'm in the bathroom. Don't come in here, don't come in here.

That is, I open the door and I'm like, am I gonna be scarred if I come in here? He's like, don't come in. No, for sure, yeah. I don't like, I'm not a child. It's not like let's, hey man, we get it. He's 44, he's not a child. Wait, who am I writing in Love is Blind?

This season, look, man, I love the drama. That's why you watch. You watch because you, you know, for Jimmy and Chelsea, for example, right? The wall comes up, Jimmy's like, you know, like you want to see them and then have to figure it out. And that's the getting to know each other with just your personality. And then, by the way,

some of the questions are pretty wild. I did like the, what's his name? The art guy, Ari? Leo. He was just so 100% himself and love it or hate it, couldn't get enough. Wish he would have stayed on the show. He was just so 100% himself and love it or hate it, couldn't get enough, wish he would have stayed on the show. Blonde girl, Hannah?

Brittany, Hannah and Nick? Hannah and Nick. Hannah, the mean, the bully. Yeah, that was unfortunate. She really, I think she probably, I mean the reunion I think seemed like she felt a little remorse, but then not really. No, she had every opportunity to completely.

And I also, I think he got the short end of that stick as far as like, I mean maybe he, then they tried to put him on blast for saying some things. Maybe he did, but. No, I actually think it really worked out in his favor. Because he's probably not, he's a fine guy. I think he probably was in it for the fame a little bit and he probably was a little disingenuous, But she was so nasty to him and so mean yeah that he got so much

Sympathy probably doesn't deserve but she was just like mean why yeah Why go on that show and beat like there's so many unless you just completely forget that the cameras are on and then you're just like such a biatch but like it was just like give like biatch, but like it was just like, give like cut them some, like making a deal. But then also it's like, sometimes you look like watching the last episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, like they were at the table, I think, eating dinner. And Lisa was like, hey, so can we just talk about,

I think it was to Angie, she goes, let's talk about like our feelings and the feelings that you had. And we didn't really finish our conversation. Can we just talk about, and she's like,, just talk about like our feelings and the feelings that you had. And we didn't really finish our conversation. Can we just talk about it? And she's like, let's talk about it. And, and she's like, I just feel like that you're what you say is like not the truth. And then she's like, Lisa, you say so much nasty stuff.

It's not even funny. It's literally to quote Justin, not even funny. And, um, and then she was like, I've never said anything bad about you ever. And then I think it was Sean was like, oh yeah, I have video on my phone of you calling her a fucking bitch. What was that about? What was that about? And then it was like, on the next Real Housewives.

And then it cuts back and then she's like, I never called her a bitch. And then it cuts to Sean and he's like, I have video for calling her a bitch. And then they rode race cars. And then the Newlywed game was fun. Yeah. The Top Gun montage, I like that. But a lot of forced drama, I feel like in that show as well, right?

Ooh, you think? Housewives, Salt Lake City? Yeah. Well, they do a pretty good job of keeping it pretty real. I mean, every Housewives season has some force. They boosted a little bit and they probably like of all the franchises I think how solid saw like cities that they the professionals. So like is a wild city to me There's people walking around with bow and arrows and it's not Joe Rogan. It's just random people with bows and arrows

You can't drink I think after 9 p.m Yeah, it's a problem. I don't know if you can drink at all. And on certain days of the week too, it's closed. But it's also, it seems like they've all hooked up with each other. It seems like this very incestuous, like Brittany brought her date and Heather was like,

oh, I made out with him like 16 years ago. Small town. Small town, yeah. We started to watch the show, we thought it was gonna be a documentary about the Mormon wives, right? The secret lives of Mormon wives. Yeah.

Love. Is it? It's good. Because we started watching and we were like, Oh, we thought it was gonna be a doc. And we were turned off. It is a doc. It's a docu-series.

Okay. On the lives of secret, secret. And they're reuniting and they just all were banging around, right? Just with each other and then. You got the soft swinging. Wow. It went crazy.

Oh, it's so good. It's worth a watch. Fruity Pebbles. Amanda will like it. Who's Fruity Pebbles? You'll find out. You gotta watch. No, it's what is Fruity Pebbles.

Yeah. Wait, remember that jingle? The red, orange, lemon, purple, orange, lemon, red, but to get the Fruity Pebbles, I gotta trick Fred. Never. You know what Fruity Pebbles is a cereal, right? Yeah. I mean, it was from the Flintstones.

I'm Coco Pebbles. Nick is Coco Pebbles. Dude, was that your nickname in middle school? I wish. Coco Pebbles. That'd be great. You're Coco over Fruity, huh? Who's your favorite Flintstones character?

Barney. Great answer. Can you do a Barney impression? No. Yo, Fred. Try that. Yo, Fred. Not bad. Wow, Nicky. Can you teach me how to do impressions? No. Yo Fred! Try that. Yo Fred! Not bad. Wow, Nicky.

Can you teach me how to do impressions? No, I'm all right. When you were, yes, of course. Yeah, great. That was great. At the end? You just gotta be, I mean, hearing it in your head matters,

and then you just gotta try, you know, like you just did, you just committed, you just jumped into the bit boat. Let me give you another one, RFK. I'll do it first, ready? Because Alec Baldwin's RFK was not good. I'm just gonna say it. You gotta get the really funny.

There it is. I mean, it's really deep in the back here. And that's more of like, I was high school valedictorian. That's like the smoker. And then I started smoking cigarettes and now I charge people to fuck my neck. That's smoker's voice, but RFK is a little more maybe just raspy right just There you go. There you go

I will make America healthy again by having all the fat kids feed the worm in my head, you know We have to cut that out. I don't know. No Just joke at him. Take a joke, take a fucking joke. It's all jokes. Take a fucking joke. It's all jokes, this is all been a bit. I'm a big fan of hit him and hug him. You know, we all gotta be fucked with.

Hit him and then hug him. Yeah, always, right? You don't have to make people feel bad, but everyone's gotta be fucked with. No one's off limits. Can I get another Joe and another Donald? Yeah. Arnold Palmer had a schlongy schlong.

Remember that? Dude, the fucking prompter goes out and he's like, Arnold Palmer, beautiful, beautiful guy. Wish I, wish I could. And then Joe was just, I was just in the Amazon rainforest. I went to the Amazon rainforest, I bought myself a Roomba.

Bought a Roomba in the Amazon rainforest. I went to the rainforest cafe. You got God dressed up like a parrot, come on. I want a Roomba for Christmas. Me too. What's up? Joe Biden checked out now. Do you smell your head?

I've met Joe Biden and Barack Obama. Awesome. Is Barack so fucking cool? So cool. One of the, if not the coolest president I think we've ever had. And it's, you know, look, it's like comedy. It's all subjective.

Even if you didn't vote for him, you can't argue the swag. He is swagalicious. Shooting fucking hoops with LeBron and D Wade and hitting threes like and and just cool man, but you know Clinton I guess playing the sax was cool, but Barack just was like dude Also, you know like we talked about genuine drama on Salt Lake housewives Barack just like was articulate and it didn't just felt like who he was right like I used a smooth guy So hopefully that was, you know,

that translated into the presence of. You're fading off there. No, I have never had to pee worse in my life. Do we end the show? We gotta go. I have to pee, I have to pee. Well, you gotta go. Oh shit, you're late.

What time is it? 12, 13. Oh shit, it's all good. I'll be late. Adam? This was a, do we need to go though? We do need to go. But we did an hour, right? We crushed.

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