The WAN Show - The Xbox News Looks Really Bad - WAN Show June 19, 2026
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Welcome to the WAN show.
We have a wonderful show lined up for you guys this week.
But it does have to start with some bad news.
Remember some of the trepidation that we had about Xbox's new leadership?
Well, it looks like things were going pretty good for a bit.
And then a boom, rug pull.
Back to the bare floor trepidation we had before.
Things are not looking good over there right.
now with rumors of potential studio closures or divestments or even spinning off Xbox entirely
from Microsoft.
There's some good news this week, though.
Illinois may become the first U.S. state to ban drivers from wearing smart glasses.
Seems like a smart move.
What else we got?
The Steam Workshop was used to spread malware and stop killing games.
It was ruled against.
Okay.
Those are choices.
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Why don't we jump right into the Microsoft stuff?
I wouldn't even normally necessarily be 100%
on talking about this,
I personally feel that rumor mill stuff is best addressed once the rumors go away and the actual stuff happens.
But there's been a lot going on at Microsoft this week.
The information reported on Friday that Microsoft is even weighing options regarding Xbox's future that could include a potential spin-off,
restructuring it as a wholly owned subsidiary like LinkedIn.
and GitHub, or as some kind of a joint venture.
The word on the street is, things are not doing too good right now.
Ninja Theory, compulsion games, double fine are just a few of the studios that are either closing or rumored to be closed or they could be searching for a buyer.
Satya Nadella has approved Asher Sharma's plan to focus on successful franchise.
like Halo, Fallout, and the Elder Scrolls.
Now, this was not even something that I read online,
which, of course, you know, is credible when you read something online.
This was something that someone internally said that they heard from people
and was just chatting with me about.
But what I heard from a person, some person,
is that as far as they know at Bethesda,
If you're not working on Fallout or Elder Scrolls,
you might as well just forget about having a job right now.
None of this has actually been announced.
I don't think there's been any internal memos confirming any kind of mass layoffs
or anything like that.
But I guess what I'm trying to figure out right now, Luke,
is fucking why.
If you're not working on Fallout or Elderskills thing is interesting, because I can't imagine there's a huge team working on
like continued DLC for Starfield.
The why in regards to shutting down studios?
I honestly have no idea, especially if, like if they're trying to push for...
No, no, no. Hold on. I want to go back farther than that.
Sure.
Why did they spend all these billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars?
shut them down.
Buying,
buying gaming companies that by all accounts
were apparently doing well enough
that they were worth billions and billions of dollars
only to turn around and go,
well, what's going on here?
Why are we investing so many billions of dollars?
What's that?
Yeah, it's, this has never made sense to me.
The weirdest thing to me is they're not even the only ones doing it.
I don't remember the name of the other company,
but there's another company that just keeps
buying up gaming studios
and shutting them down.
I don't get the point.
Never understood the point.
I bet you chat's going to point it out.
Not 10 cent, no.
Embracer Group.
Yeah.
Embracer just...
What a name.
Right?
Yeah.
What's that meme called?
Is that the hug meme?
Studios has Embrace.
Embracer group shut down.
Let's see.
That's an AI overview.
Nice.
Solid.
Embracer Group quietly canceled 29 unannounced games and shut seven studios within six months last year.
Like this is an article from Games Radar.
What kind of a business model is that?
This is my point.
It's like, what are you doing?
And they're super known for buying studios.
And then they just, yeah, they shut down an incredible amount of said studios that they bought.
and I just, it just,
I don't understand the point.
And it's not just Embracer
and it's not just Microsoft.
This is like a thing.
And, you know, I saw some comment
it's already gone so I can't see it,
but it's like, oh, it's competitive,
whatever, whatever.
Dude, there is so many games out there.
And like most of these massive studios
are mostly getting destroyed
by small, I guess some of the studios
that are being bought are small studios,
but you're not getting wrecked by the like,
double A's, which is maybe where you could consider, like, Larian.
Larian, yeah.
You're not getting the, I don't know, I'm just trying to think of, like, what, what, like,
you think double fine is going to reduce the sales of Halo?
Like, I don't understand the competitive advantage of buying double fine and then shutting it
down.
And I think they've had double fine for a while, so that's not a great example.
But, like, I don't see it in the games industry, buying, acquiring these companies and
shutting them down as a way to actually.
make your games look more attractive because there's just so many games.
You're not going to accomplish the goal of shutting down enough studios to actually reduce
the volume of new games hitting like these various platforms.
I mean, in fairness, what has double fine done lately?
Psychonauts 2 was a while ago.
Let's have a look.
It's just an actual legitimate question.
So here's a few things.
They were always a like
Smaller
Quite old.
Psychonauts 2.
Okay.
Is this in,
is this in order?
What is Kiln?
Is Kiln new?
Oh yeah, okay.
This is apparently brand new.
How many people are playing Kiln right now?
Double Fine is a,
they're a other developer.
I thought they were a publisher, actually.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, mostly positive.
136 people
that's not a lot of reviews
how do I how do I
hmm am I shoot
oh yeah I guess I can't
I guess I can't find it
oh no you can just see the 100 most played
hmm well I doubt with a hundred reviews
that it's anywhere on here
oh wait is it
I hate it when it does this
one of one
It found it.
Where?
Yeah.
And I can't...
Doesn't actually jump to it.
Doesn't actually jump to it and or it's not actually here.
I can't tell what I'm looking at here.
The craziest part to me is that it's like...
It's probably your search.
Because it's in your Steam search as well.
That makes sense.
Yep, there it is.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice spot.
The thing that kills me too is like I don't even...
I don't even...
I don't even...
I can understand.
understand why they might look at the current climate and go, yeah, sorry, why are we even
bothering to develop new games at all?
Most played games in the top 10.
We have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight free to plays.
And of the paid games, one of them is like a new sort of viral meme game that is $5.
Task Bar Hero, I'm assuming, is an idle game, which is one.
why it's showing up on her most played.
And it's probably, I've never even heard of this game before.
I'm assuming you get like rare card things.
And it's just like that banana game that we found.
Mixed reviews.
Free to play desktop companion idler.
Yep, there you go.
So like, whatever.
I don't know if that counts.
So basically everyone's just playing CounterStrike, Dota 2, PubG, and, uh...
5M is GTA 5.
And Bongo Cat, another idler.
Yeah, 5M is GTA5.
Yep.
Yikes.
Kieln was apparently a hackathon project
made by like eight people.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Online multiplayer brawler
where teams of colorful sprites sculpted ceramic battle armor
on a pottery wheel.
Whoa.
Mm-hmm.
What's up?
I'm getting some mixed information on Kieln,
but it sounds like it was a fairly small team.
Um, yeah.
I mean,
in the,
in the context of,
it has a hundred reviews,
though,
does it probably even matter
how small the team was?
Yeah,
but like,
I wonder how big the team
at Double Fine even is.
I don't know.
I can't,
I see,
I see you,
I,
honestly,
I think that's,
oh,
man,
how do you,
how do you deal with that?
So you've got a relatively small team
in the grand scheme
of how big this business is.
This business unit is not,
not hitting its targets overall.
But like it feels like to go after these,
these relatively small projects when,
I mean,
realistically,
you know,
one of the biggest failures at Microsoft,
from a gaming standpoint over the last 10 years,
has got to be Halo Infinite.
Like,
more like Halo Infinite fail.
Like the amount of money that they put into that,
um,
it would eclipse whatever Double Fine has spent,
making every game that Double Fine has,
made probably ever.
And I mean in fairness
that that unit has been
also not left intact.
I don't know man is
I think even as recently as last week
last WAN show we were feeling good about
the things that Asha Sharma was saying
the things that Xbox was doing
in her defense I don't even know how much this is
her idea.
It's very clear
that Satcha Nadella is super down with this vision,
and I suspect this may have been passed down to a certain degree.
Because he's been fairly vocal about like, yes, do this, please.
Yeah.
And he's also been pretty vocal about that Microsoft has profit margin targets,
and either we hit them or they're over.
Yeah.
But that's a tough one when you're trying to win your way back
into people's living rooms.
It makes you wonder about what political, like, Game of Thrones level stuff is happening
at a company like Microsoft where Phil Spencer's out, new CEO with an AI background rather
than a gaming background is in, a bunch of public statements are made about like,
rah, rah, rah, let's go Microsoft.
We're going to rejuvenate this business unit.
And then immediately after that, the rumors start swirling.
Head chop.
That they're basically going to like pull the plug on it, essentially, is what it kind of seems like they're doing.
And then, like, did she, did she just get, did she just get sacrificed?
Was it, was, like, was she not, and I don't know that.
I don't know that.
Was this and it was, are they trying to, like, get rid of her?
I actually can't tell.
Because how could you possibly
hope to execute on the like
the vision that they seem to have for the Xbox brand
of exclusive content
if your first party studios are on the
auction block?
Can somebody answer that for me?
Yeah.
It's tough because
that's another thing is like
I've never heard of Kieln before.
So I've been sitting here kind of trying to go down a journey of dodging the AI overview and learning things about it.
And it feels like a very Xbox first title.
Like I know you looked up the Steam stats, but there might be more playing it, more people playing it.
Four in game for Kieln right now.
What does that even mean?
What does that mean?
Fish Ladd said four in game for Kieln.
Are you like looking for servers or something?
It says it's a pottery brawler.
So is it like a fighting game?
Yeah.
But apparently I'm finding some mixed information because I found like, okay, it means four people are playing.
Yeah, but how do they know that?
Yeah, but it's not, it originally only launched on Xbox.
I don't think it originally even launched on Steam.
So like the Steam information is not necessarily that interesting to me.
Right.
I don't know how accurate it is.
Yeah, Steam to be.
Yeah, so that doesn't matter.
I don't think the four people on Steam or whatever is like.
I mean, it tells us a little bit.
If it got kind of viral, you know, on Xbox,
last I checked,
they're not selling a lot of Xboxes.
Yeah.
So, you know,
maybe people would have played it on PC since it is available there.
But yeah, it seems, yeah,
it seems like not many people are playing that.
So that's unfortunate.
And this came out.
Oh, yikes.
Yeah, this came out like less than two months ago.
Uh, chart on the left.
Oh, whoops, whoops, there we go.
So, oh boy.
Maximum.
So it peaked at 193 players.
Not a ton.
So it pretty much doesn't matter how small the team was that worked on this.
If you hit a peak of 193 players, that was probably not a success.
Well, here's the other interesting part.
Yeah.
Is, you know, how long ago did you say it came out?
Less than two months ago.
So early development started in 2019.
Yeah, that was my reaction to that.
Apparently, Kieln started as a project under Double Fines Amnesia Fortnite,
which is an internal game jam.
That was in 2017.
But it was, yeah, why did it take so long?
The answer is simple.
His team was pulled into other projects while they're working on Kieln.
Right.
So Kieln was like a side project B project type thing while they're working on other stuff.
It wasn't until after Psychonauts 2 was done that the developers could really start working on other stuff.
And then that's when Kielm came out.
All right.
So here we go.
How did Psychonauts 2 do?
Here's Double Fine.
Anything developed by Double Fine.
So Kielm overall positive reception, but 2,800 follows and four online with the peak of 193.
The previous year they had Keeper, which peaked at 191 and currently has two people online.
Psychonauts 2, yeah, people are still playing that.
This is an order of magnitude, bigger game than Kieln in terms of follows.
Has people still playing it today.
Peaked at 7,000.
So the last time that Double Fine released something somewhat relevant was five years ago.
Keeper is also a single player game.
I think being able to be done with a game is okay.
Psychonauts 2 is also a single player game.
And it's still being played more.
Yeah, it's obviously a way bigger title though.
Yeah.
And well, no, that's what I'm trying to say, though, is these two are,
well, it peaked at 191 though.
Like people were done with it before they were ever playing it.
Yeah.
Yeah, both of these two were just absolute flops.
As far as I can tell.
I don't know if that's a good metric.
Yeah, especially when they're Xbox first.
So people with GamePass are getting them for free.
I don't know how much that impacts things and blah blah, blah.
Is there any way to look up metrics for Xbox stuff?
I doubt it.
Not that I'm aware of.
But I think if your game isn't like a complete banger
and it's Xbox first, it's going to be really hurt on other platforms.
Well, the thing is, like, if your game's not a complete banger,
you're basically kind of boned these days.
From what I've heard, game development is very much like,
Twitch streaming, where the vast, vast, vast, vast majority of the money is made by the handful of
projects that just absolutely rocket ship.
And most titles that are released on Steam do not make any money, essentially.
And so, I mean, I'm looking at this going, like, even if this was a hundred times as
successful on Xbox.
If you have a peak number of players of...
Actually, I know 20,000 would be pretty good.
Except that if most of those were on Game Pass,
which is your subscription service anyway,
that's not incremental revenue,
how many people work at Double Fine?
100. Something like that.
Not cheap roles either.
Yeah.
Dude, I...
I think...
This is tough.
This is tough.
Because it's like a...
It's a, I love psychonauts, you know.
And I think that, I think this is one of those things that's like extremely emotional for people.
Oh, yeah.
Like, when we don't have all the information, but I think what we...
We're fairly severely lacking in information, I think.
But what I think we do know is that it's clearly been undermanaged for a really long time.
And I think what's frustrating for me is that they finally made the changes at the top in what looked like an attempt to,
address this and now I feel like we're kind of getting rub pulled on it there I think that's the
best way that I can summarize what's frustrating about what we're hearing right now is it was like hey
we're going to turn it around and we're like yeah let's support that and it's like oh actually
no psych we're going to do the same thing by doing what we've done before we were doing before
burn everything down yeah I just I look at something like psychonauts which again Xbox first I see
overwhelmingly positive reviews yeah 8300 reviews
though, and I've seen multiple people in Floopplane chat point out, I played Psychonauts 2, I loved it,
I played it on Game Pass.
One of the problems that I have with that is you lose traction on other platforms.
Yeah.
So it does super well on Xbox.
On Game Pass specifically.
It's not going to have the traction of the reviews and the amount of people playing and everything
else to make it rise up on something like Steam.
So it's like, we've talked a few other times about, you know, two ignorant dudes who've never
made a game have talked about how, in my opinion, it can be very bad for you to be a part of these
Game Pass type subscriptions, as if I know anything, but still, because it can really hurt you
on these other platforms. You just don't get that interaction. I wouldn't even be surprised
if someone had the stats on this, I'd be really interested. I wouldn't be surprised if people
were less likely to interact with things like reviews and comments if it's a game that came for free
in their game pass.
is they're just filtering through stuff they have.
They're not as, you mentioned it's very emotional.
They're not as emotionally invested if they didn't spend the 80 Canadian
or whatever it is American or whatever it is wherever you're from on the game.
You're not as invested, literally.
I am way more invested, literally, in stuff that I paid a lot of money for.
Yeah.
Way more.
Or spent a lot of time on, like in order to achieve it.
In this case, time equals money, right?
So, like, let's take something like my, my, my mom.
motorbike, which is finally done.
I'm way more invested in that paint job.
Even though it didn't necessarily, it did cost money.
But even if it didn't, like, the fact that I've invested my time, which is, you know,
equal to, like, my value, right?
I've put that into it.
I love it more for having put all of that energy into it.
And so in the same way, when I, you know, when I was a kid and I saved up and I bought a game,
I wanted to like it
and I wanted other people
to like it too with me
and that was exciting and emotional
whereas no I I would not be
and again I also
I'm not a psychologist
I haven't studied this
but I would not be surprised
if somebody just playing something
that's there
it's in front of them it's in their game pass subscription
without investing
that money in the acquisition of it or having that anticipation, yeah, it wouldn't surprise me
if they were not as evangelical about how great it is and didn't create as much word of mouth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that can hurt it a lot.
Like, I think that can hurt it in ways that I can't understand.
I imagine it can hurt it in ways that basically nobody can understand.
But, like, this is just such a well-reviewed.
game.
I mean,
Seckonauts 2
was before Microsoft
acquired them though.
So the only reason
I brought it up
was because I had to go back
that far
to find a relevant
double-fine game
as far as I can tell.
Microsoft purchased
the studio in 2019.
Yeah,
so they developed that
completely before Microsoft
acquired them.
Oh yeah,
they published it
afterwards,
but yeah,
yeah, yeah.
Because they published
it like two years later.
So they haven't
developed and released
and released.
Well, they released it on Steam two years later.
It might have been released earlier than that, actually.
That's another thing.
That's something I was thinking about with Kiln is like,
when did it end up getting released on?
Because like, man, man, I'm tangenting too much.
But, you know, GTA6 is not coming out on PC right away.
Sure isn't.
GTA6 will still be massively popular when it finally hits PC.
I don't think every game gets that.
I think a lot of games have their hype.
cycle?
Kieln was a simultaneous release.
Oh, it was.
Okay.
Damn.
That's, yeah.
Nope, it just didn't resonate.
Ooh, that's not good.
But I do think, like, if something is released into GamePass first and then you have
that hype cycle, then you try to have two hype cycles by having it released on PC or wherever
else, Sony, whatever it is later on.
Oh, we've seen that so many times.
It hurts it a lot.
We've seen that so many times.
I mean, hardware companies try to do the same thing.
Like, you think back to, I forget what GPU it was, but Nvidia tried to have.
have a like an announcement embargo and then a like a specs embargo and then an unboxing embargo and a
review embargo or something like that. I think it was either three or four separate embargoes
that were anywhere from like a week to two weeks apart where they were trying to like
create this massive extended hype cycle and I remember just telling them like no we're not
doing this. Like I'm not going to I'm not going to just oh I'm not going to just like open
the box and not be able to, because there were, there were things that I would have needed to be
able to say in order to even give an informative unboxing of it that I, that I wasn't able to,
and they seem to have mostly backed off that, or at least it's hard to tell, because when was
the last time they launched a GPU? It doesn't happen very often. Yeah. Like, I saw, you know,
the Google News feed on your phone. I saw something came through that was like the highly anticipated
box art for GTA6. And I remember it felt like, we finally have a first look at the highly
anticipated box art for GTSX and I was like man I'm so sorry for whoever had to write this
article for one I think you mean the AI agent that generated the article but sure but also like again
I'm coming back to like just not every game gets this they are genuinely probably like the one
I don't think there's any other one where anyone's ever going to write the highly anticipated box art
maybe at certain stages other games
I feel like right now it might just be that
I don't know maybe Ballersgate 3 was big enough
that the upcoming Divinity game might get some type of
attention not that much though
no because like GTA's box art is iconic
I'm trying to think of another franchise's box art
that has
because you can't just be
an anticipated game.
This is maybe the first negative thing
I'll ever say about Baldersgate
on this show.
But I don't even think
the Baldersgate box art
was like that amazing.
No, and it's not,
and more importantly, though,
for this comparison,
it doesn't have a legacy.
It doesn't have a history.
Whereas the GTA box art
has...
I was going to say,
Baldur's Gate sure had a...
Boulder's Gate does,
but the box art doesn't.
Like a GTA poster
is the kind of thing
that literally there are adults
to be.
that were children with that on their wall.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, totally.
From GTA 5.
Yeah.
Who are now grown into adults and who are anticipating the release of GTA 6.
People are like, whoa, I'm amazed you said that.
I'll show you why.
Where's Carlac, bro?
Where's Carlyke?
Why is Missouri here and there's no Carlac?
What the heck?
I mean, this also just feels like Star Wars, which was modeled after previous film.
movie posters.
Like it doesn't...
This is not...
It's not iconic.
And like a GTA,
it could...
That could only be GTA,
that style.
I want to see like...
I think...
I think that something like a Diablo
has a very iconic box art.
I would say...
I would say Elder Scrolls
actually has a pretty iconic box art.
Honestly, the fact that this image exists at all...
is a decent indicator of what you're saying.
Yeah.
But nobody would be excited to see a new Elder Scrolls box art
because this is cool.
What I'm looking at over here is cool.
And it's not just, it's not just cool
because it spans such a long period of time
that it's time capsules of cool
spanning back like 20 years.
More, more, 30 years almost.
Like,
give me something equivalent.
Like even Nintendo with their prime IPs,
like, you know, Mario Kart or Mario Platformers or whatever,
they have taken such a different approach over the years that you don't have that.
Like, other than the first couple titles, here, let's go back to you.
Other than the first couple of titles, there's a style here.
one and two, which were, I believe, they were both top down.
They were top down.
So the second they really got the real identity of GTA, they went to GTA 3 and they got this
boxer and they never looked back.
Yeah.
That's pretty strong.
Yeah.
That's a statement.
It's like, we nailed it.
Yeah.
Now it's just that, but cooler every time.
And I've never gotten into GTA, but that's cool.
Apparently Kotaku even has a whole thing.
This was linked by Nokia in chat.
Hi,
Nokia.
Oh, it has to have a helicopter.
In the top left.
Okay.
That's interesting.
Didn't know that.
Oh, and it's got like pontoons this time.
Sure.
It's a cool helicopter.
Yeah.
Everything about this is cool.
Yeah.
gives you some idea of where you're at.
You got some palm trees.
You got a little gator down there.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You got a flamingo.
So it does give you like information as well.
Yeah.
Got a pink bike.
I was way ahead of the...
the trend on that one, let's go.
But yeah, I mean, that is a good point, but still, oh my God.
If some other game did this, and I'm sure some other game has, where they stick with, like,
a trend and it looks cool, it still doesn't really matter as much because it's not GTA.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
Oh, okay.
I apparently am supposed to, where is it?
Oh, if we're crying out loud.
Okay, float plane announcement.
Dan, play the video.
I think like quarters like this, right?
What am I looking at here?
What is happening?
What is happening?
What is Sammy doing?
That's disgusting.
It's not even blended.
What is he doing?
Why is he drinking it?
It smells like a burger.
But kind of peanut-y?
Peanut-y.
Penetty. Why is it here?
Well, it just tastes like you bit all those things and chew it already.
Ew.
And then you like spat that out, let it get cold, and then put it back in your mouth.
It's kind of what's like.
Why is it here?
It's time.
It's time for what?
It's time for your wise man like punishment.
Excuse me?
Yeah, so remember last season you didn't do your punishment yet?
I don't think I agreed to any kind of.
kind of blended McDonald's
punishment. I don't eat McDonald's at the best
of times. Yeah, well,
we're not eating, you're
oh, you're effed, you effed.
We effed. Do you effed?
We effed. We effed up.
No key says F5, the show is still up.
We got new O's in chat.
Do I keep speaking?
You can keep speaking.
You don't eat McDonald's, but you can drink
McDonald's today. Did you at least make a fresh one?
Yeah, this is fresh. This is fresh. I read,
did a second one just for you.
Yeah, so.
It looks like soil.
So you lost last last season of Wancho.
Why is mine late?
So as a punishment, you have to drink this delicious drink that I made you.
It's not even pouring.
Dude, it's sludge.
That's the worst thing I've ever seen.
So he told me about this before the show, because he asked if I wanted to do it as well.
Because there's a decent amount of times where, like, when you just ate the limes or whatever.
where I've like joined you
Oh it spilled onto the table
It's so gross
Oh it's doing it more
Why would you put the drink in it
What?
Yeah when you pour like the coke or whatever you got
Oh yeah well I need to blend
What was that?
What?
The drink
It's Coke
So this is a big mac
It's Coke
It's a big Mac with the fries and
I'm not
Okay you're doing it okay
How many calories is this
Zero
That's so funny because that's another comment that I made.
These are all reasons why I didn't want to do it.
This has got to be like a thousand calories.
No, it's like a couple hundred.
There's no way.
What is it?
What is all in that?
Yeah, what's in that?
It's a Big Mac.
An entire Big Mac?
Three quarters of a Big Mac.
Three quarters of a Big Mac.
Okay.
Fries.
Three quarters of a half, what size of fries?
Small.
And why did you bother three-quarter it?
Because we're testing it with the quarter first.
You saw in the video.
Oh.
Wait, so when you say fresh, you mean you freshly blended it.
Yeah.
But this burger is from like lunchtime today.
Uh, two o'clock.
So lunchtime today.
Late for Wann today.
I'm not going to say who.
But someone was late today.
That's not my fault.
I plan it perfectly.
How would you like to take your five and a half hour old blended big bag?
Solidarity, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but you eat garbage.
What do you eat garbage?
What do you mean?
Eat garbage?
All right.
Well.
Cheers.
Cheers to good health.
I'm not cheering nothing, and there's no good health that could possibly come from this.
No, no chance.
Prosperity and life and happiness.
Fuck it.
Cheers.
Oh, it's sludge.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Man, I really wish you guys had my perspective, because watching that Matrix slime go down,
Lice's throw, was wild.
Your hands covering it.
Turn this way.
He's still got more.
It's okay.
It was fine.
Want more?
No!
What kind of a thing to say is that?
I got...
Me had seconds.
Get that out of here.
Slot up over here with that. Oh, there's so much mess. I'm so sorry.
That's okay. I'll lick it up when everybody goes home.
Oh, what?
Just don't get it on the shag-pile.
Let's actually wipe the table off though before it like encrussed into it.
Sorry. Oh, don't, oh my god, don't pour it into the carpet, please.
There's a jagged carpet. I'm gonna get fired.
Oh.
Don't be late for man. I'm not gonna lie.
That looked disgusting.
That was possibly the worst thing that I have ever tasted.
Do you want Sprite?
No, I'm good on the Sprite.
I think I'll wash it down with some water.
I have a big Mac here for you if you want.
I do not, I don't need McDonald's at the best of times.
Yeah, more McDonald's is not the answer.
Oh, man.
I don't remember the last time I had Coke.
I don't remember the last time I ate a Big Mac.
I have been known to enjoy some McDonald's fries from time to time.
However, potato is not the strongest flavor.
I think the weirdest thing about consuming that.
Is the Coke?
It's got to be.
No.
No.
Was the way that from one moment to the next, you could taste individual ingredients.
Like on that first bite,
I got a wave of mustard
Oh
That was like overwhelming
How did you blend it enough?
I bled it
Just about made me throw up
I blend it for a minute straight
Why would you blend it for a minute
Because last time it was too chunky
That's oh man
Sammy
Stop in late for when
It wasn't my fault today
I can't explain why it wasn't my fault today
But it really wasn't my fault today
there's an NDA that prevents me from explaining why it wasn't my fault today
oh I should not move around right now
I'm not talking about today
I'm so happy I feel like I'd take a bite out of a whole lime
for multiple days in a row over doing that easily I would do that easily
okay due to a full point now I think I would probably do it for like a month
over doing that
that's not into that at all make sure you leave that on the kitchen counter
so it sits all weekend anyway for those of
you who aren't in the know why wan late is a series over on float plane that sammy does where
just why wan late he he runs around the office and the lead up to the wands show and documents
what we're up to before we start the show and in some cases after we should have started the
show and uh for a particular season there was a punishment and that was it and that was very
unfortunate. If you want to check out
why wan late, LMG.g.g.
slash floatplane. We've also got a lot of other
really great stuff over there, including
this is a fun one. A. Week
in the Life of Tatiana, aka
Material Girl. This is the first time I've heard that nickname
for her, but... What's that on the right? Sure,
that makes sense. Oh. What's that
on the right? That is
the LTT Forever Sock, coming soon.
Hopper infused. Yeah.
What is that mean? Antimicrobial qualities.
Yeah. She does. She does.
she does
are all the fancy metals
antimicrobial like I know silver is too
yeah silver is copper is I don't think gold is
I don't think it has any kind of antimicrobial
properties
um but yeah
copper silver and zinc
yeah Tatiana Tatiannas are
I mean obviously it's a reference to the
Madonna song but she's our she's our materials
specialist not material girl
and so she kind of talks through some of
some of what her job entails in that video.
All right. Oh, man, I'm a little flustered.
So, yeah, that's it. That's a floatplate announcement. What else are we supposed to be doing?
Norley.
All right, you want to pick a topic, Luke?
Yeah, dopamine sites are letting users shop without buying anything.
And this actually...
Okay, I actually like this.
Shattered my brain, and then I had to put all the pieces together, and then it exploded again
while I was trying to understand what the heck somebody was talking about.
when this was first described to me.
You talk through it and then I actually have not tried it yet because I wanted to do it live
on WAM show. I want to do dopamine sites.
Okay. So you set that up.
Okay, go for it.
A new wave of these dopamine sites lets people go through the entire online shopping or food ordering
experience. Like the whole thing, genuinely. I'm going to start.
Browsing, adding items to cart and checking out without actually buying anything.
The goal is to scratch the shopping itch without.
spending any money. And according to reporting from Business Magazine Fast Company, some users find
it surprisingly satisfying, though others see it as strange or dystopian like I do as a solution
to overconsumption. Window shopping for people who can't touch grass. Sammy says, my prediction
is, I think this will be used to store customer data to sell to companies to see how customers shop.
Yeah, for sure. I'm certain this is a crazy data harvesting. I mean, why, though? Because
you'd have no way of knowing that people will shop exactly the same on a fake site as they would
on a real one. I don't see how this would be useful data at all. I think it's what people are clicking on.
I mean, I guess, but these aren't real things anyway. Like, I guarantee you this is, look, look,
this is just the exact same background stuff with just like different AI plates. Yeah. I don't think,
I don't think there's any useful data to be gained here.
Looking at the text. I think there could be. Or at least I think they could package it and sell it to
someone as it being that even if it isn't.
People do be, people do be buying data.
Anyway, carry on.
Apparently, these aren't in the notes, but apparently, as far as my understanding
goes, it is, like I said, the whole process.
So you can go to a store, you can put in your fake credit card info, you can watch the
tracking information, you can see it show up, all that jazz.
Okay, so, like seriously put, type
in this information is something people want to do
this is the worst
when mine does an auto fill I get pissed off
mm-hmm
leave it at the door don't knock
you might wake my
tiny dog
okay
I'm gonna pay on delivery
no I'll pay with my wallet
I'm going to place a demo order
processing payment
30 minutes
my turtle is
on the way
I can call them.
Oh, no, this is where it falls apart a little bit.
Oh.
Okay.
Cool.
Was that cathartic for you?
Well, it's not.
It's not supposed to be cathartic.
Do you feel good?
Okay.
I don't really, I don't use food apps.
So maybe I could find a demo shopping site that isn't a food app.
Yeah, they're supposed to have that as well.
Okay.
Where do I, where do I find, where do I find more of these?
the rise of fake online shopping food never comes okay so that's that's the one are there any
are there any how many people are actually doing this that's another thing i'm wondering about like
is this just a news topic because it's so crazy so people are talking about it or are people
actually doing this i can't imagine many people are actually go to dopamine shopping dot com
Dopamine Shopping.com.
Okay.
Of course, the thing at the front of it is of 4090.
Sorry, what is?
Nice.
Okay, buy everything.
Pay nothing.
The only honest store on the internet.
Okay, here we go.
So we're shopping.
Okay, so this is something I do.
I shop online.
I don't, not usually for food.
So that there wasn't really.
Okay.
So, yeah, I'll shop for something that I actually care about.
Let's go for PC stuff.
obviously I wouldn't buy a fully completed PC
I would I would find some parts so why don't I
It's interesting that it goes
There's a 4090 at the top you scroll it's makeup
This is a better deal
It's computers
Well I mean that would be
It's interesting the target audience
I think that would be pretty common
Sort of online
Aspirational purchases right?
Sure yeah
So okay I've got my 4090
Oh I've
Okay these are really cool
I have sales
I can add one of these to cart
They've actually got a fair amount of detail
90 days of make believe
Conditioned new sealed and fictional
I'd imagine this is like
Partly just like liability and whatnot
I mean you haven't taken anyone's money
But if you convince someone enough
That it's real maybe
Maybe they could
I don't know get mad at you or something
Free shipping from the other side of the world
12 payments with zero imaginary interest
there's a lot of reviews, but I guess that's probably just
a random number generator.
Okay, it's just GPUs.
Buy something, dude. Buy something, get it shipped.
No, I want to build a whole system, Luke.
Oh, okay.
Okay, can I, okay, well, here, can I buy, like,
can I buy, like, a, Ryzen CPU?
No, I can't, I can't even, I can't even buy just a CPU.
Yep.
Where?
Oh, hey, there's one.
All right, I found a 7,800 X-D, I mean, there's got to be DDR-5.
Okay, so I'm shopping for DDR-5.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Where are they pulling this pricing from?
Who knows?
I guess it doesn't really matter.
Nope.
AM-5 motherboard.
Oh, not a single, okay.
Anything, anything with a motherboard?
Okay.
I mean, oh, AMD socket AM5.
Yeah, there we go.
Okay, add to cart.
It's kind of fun that the images do a little wiggle.
Yeah, that's a cute little wiggle.
Oh, okay. Platform.
Sure. That's something.
Sure. Storage factory default.
Okay, hold on. What else in my cart right now?
So here's everything in my cart. The pictures don't get retained.
Okay, so I got, I need a case.
PC case. I want an expensive one.
Oh, okay.
Case.
Yeah.
Hey, there we go.
Okay. That's a whole system.
No, no, there's cases. There's cases.
There we go.
H9 Elite.
That's a nice case.
I'll take one of those.
Is it normally $300?
What else do I need?
H9 Elite you said?
Should I buy a Windows license?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Oh, I don't think I can.
No.
Well, forget it then.
Go with Cash iOS.
2 terabyte.
That's a pretty accurate price for that case, actually.
In Canadian.
I would imagine they would be pulling this from somewhere.
Because it can't be too random or it would be just be kind of stupid, right?
like these all seem
these all seem like they're
kind of close to someone's pricing
but then there's just like a bit of RNG
to you know
copy my homework but make it different
so no one knows I copied you so that they can't tell
you know who is being scraped
for a budget or whatever
yeah okay there we go so I've got two terabyte
SSD all right
oh are there any deals
so I can browse deals
you know what
it's dumb
but I think it's easy as someone who doesn't suffer any kind of ill effects from like an online shopping dependency of any sort for me to say to be dismissive but having used it a little bit already I can see how if that was a concern for somebody
if it helps you not just blow all your money online
this actually great i guess
it scratches the itch a little bit does it yeah a little bit
because there's no there's no risk
that i will actually buy like these look like cool cleats i don't know
there's no there's no risk that i will buy it
except i could see
I could see this app
exposing me still
to a product
that I otherwise wouldn't have found
and I would have thought
that I was just harmlessly browsing
and then that I would ultimately turn around
and go buy somewhere else.
Wow, this armor thing on this 4080
looks really cool.
I could do a sweet like
Army green computer build
let me go find this in the actual real world
and then go buy it.
I could also see sites like this
if their traffic actually got high enough
starting to sell placement
on their site if they aren't already.
Because you're kind of communicating to people in that way
that this is an aspirational thing
that people would want to purchase.
Yeah.
So, okay, my account, orders placed,
zero delivered, zero lost,
total saved,
that you did not spend.
Okay, so I go on here.
I feel like this is one of those things
where if you have the discipline
to only use it,
then it could be part of,
it could be part of sort of managing this issue for yourself.
But if not, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, go to payment.
But if you already had this.
sort of a shopping compulsion.
I don't see how this
I don't see how this fixes it.
Okay, now hold on a second.
Redirects to a PayPal that won't
charge you a dime.
Not a single cent leaves your account.
The dopamine, though, that's real.
Okay, pay.
Logging into the PayPal account, you forgot the password.
Okay, payment approved, estimated arrival.
And this just
counts down.
I can track my delivery.
This one's actually pretty sophisticated.
So it's going to go to Hawaii first.
Oh, no.
It's just going to go...
All the way around.
That's kind of funny because how often do you feel like you order something
and then it just goes to the middle of the Pacific Ocean for no reason and then comes back instead of taking the more direct path?
Okay.
If that's the actual joke, that's pretty funny.
Order received.
I don't know, man.
I'd love to hear what you guys think of it.
Dan, what do you think?
I don't know.
It's interesting.
Star got your order.
The company group chat blew up.
I've never really had an issue with like,
I like the idea of shopping.
Like, I like getting the thing.
Right.
I don't know.
I don't think it's for me.
I was trying to find a website, and I can't.
And I think we talked about it last week
that was like a dopamine detox but for infinite scrolling.
And it was just a website that infinitely scrolled and showed you nothing.
So I've seen that and I was like, I don't believe it.
And then I loaded it up and I still don't believe it because it gives you random messages as you scroll.
And the dopamine is figuring out what the next message is.
I think it's, I think it's.
Yeah, but the messages themselves like repeat constantly.
I don't know.
I felt better using that than I think I would get using this fake shopping thing.
Honestly, the thing, there's been something that has finally actually been pushing me towards
Graphene OS.
And it's been that I realized that there is one remaining infinite scrolling app on my phone
that I can't defeat.
Hold on.
Google News, you can defeat?
Can you?
Oh, you mean like remove it?
Yeah.
I think so.
Can't you just remove the Google?
app? Because then when would you ever be exposed to? Oh, just by swiping from the...
Okay, that's not how I access it. Oh. I have never formed that habit. I always access it from my
search bar. I never do this. So I actually never really think about that. I didn't even know that you
could get it from there. Oh, yeah. There's all this. It's like any good fix. There's a lot of ways to
get it. But yeah, I've figured out recently that like I have killed Infinite Scrolling on my phone.
except I will, if I'm sitting there with nothing to do,
I'm trying to make it so that I'll do something better on my phone.
I'm counting chess as an acceptable thing.
Okay, not a chess counts.
I think chess counts.
But I have found myself, if I'm idling,
I don't know what to do and I don't really want to turn my brain on.
I'll flip over to the Google News and scroll through that quite a bit.
And I'm like, this is not, I don't like this.
If I want to get news, I can go get it from places that I think are probably on the level,
instead of just this like random feed
that I'm constantly being like
I don't want to receive anything from these people again
it's like the main thing I do when I'm interacting
with Google News is like please don't link me this anymore
I hate how non-cranular it is
yeah like there'll be something about the Detroit Red Wings
and they're like some player that they're trading or not trading
and I'll be like not interested in this
and it'll be like do you want to select
you're not interested in hockey then?
I'm like no I just I don't care about the Red Wings
nobody cares about the Red Wings right now
that's like the whole point
of why this guy doesn't want to play there anymore
like come on man
yeah
yeah so it's annoying
so I want to get it off my phone
and I have spent almost no time
actually trying to
but I suspect what I'm going to run into
is that I can't
so that might be the thing
that drives me off of
uh
interesting
off of Android I guess
you know what
the more I think about the
the more I actually kind of like it,
not because I necessarily would use it.
If it helps someone, then great.
Apparently it was only two people that it took to make it.
But if you're, but in the same, like I was thinking about,
so that thing I said, where I was like, oh, the risk could be
that if I see something that I'm tempted by, this could make me go off site.
But that's, that's the whole behavior that people are trying to avoid,
is when they aren't
intentfully
going somewhere
and finding something to buy it
this is just giving them
something to scroll
and taking away
that convenient
one-click shop.
There's a reason
that Amazon,
I believe invented
and then like
tried to patent or whatever
one-click purchases.
It wasn't Amazon?
I have no idea.
It feels like it probably
would have been.
Yes, Amazon invented
and patented
the one-click
purchasing method. So if that reduction in friction wasn't important or effective, Amazon wouldn't
have done it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So if there's anyone that this can help by just
not having that one click available. Like if I have to do what you did, right? You have to,
you had to click through to the page. You had to go here. You had to copy. You had to page. You had to
paste.
Well, I would right click Google search, but yeah.
Sure.
Okay, you had to do something.
Then I have to go find it in stock.
Yeah, blah, I have to click a thing.
I have to do this.
That didn't even...
Where did it go?
It disappeared because NVIDIA doesn't care about selling gaming
GPUs anymore.
But you see what I mean, right?
We're putting friction in a place where the other app on their phone that does
this doesn't have that friction.
and just says, oh, you want it?
Here you go, and it took actual money away from you.
The more I look at it, the more I'm like, okay, if this helps anyone, then...
Sure.
Also, with the help of chat...
Oh, you turned it off already.
It's gone.
That was quick.
You long press on your home screen.
You click home screen settings and you disable swipe to access Google app.
Okay.
And I actually don't think I'll just start doing the thing that,
You do because the swipe access Google
The whole reason why I'm trying to get rid of all the infinite scrolling apps
Is because it's like muscle memory almost
Right, yeah
And I have a muscle memory of swiping to the side
Let's see what's going on
So as long as that doesn't work
I'm sure that that will happen and my brain will go, huh?
And then I'll go play chess or do whatever
I think I told you already that Reddit did me a huge favor
When they semi-deprecated our slash all
Because I'm you know in the same way
It's like, oh, let's see what's going on, right?
So it still exists, but the only way to access it, and this is actually kind of amazing for me, is pretty inconvenient on mobile.
So you have to do, you have to go to old dot Reddit.
Oh, right.
And on mobile, this is a terrible interface.
Yeah.
Like, I can't see thumbnails for crap.
No.
And it makes me use it way less, actually.
It's been pretty great.
Something I like is every, I don't have.
Reddit installed, Infinite scrolling app.
But every once in a while, I do need to access it.
So I'll access it through the browser.
Yep.
And something that I love is that it will put up a thing.
It's so annoying.
You have to use the app now.
Yep.
I can't see it anymore.
And I'm like, oh, great.
And I just close the browser.
I'm not installing your data app.
I just didn't install the Reddit app.
Oh, yeah.
I just didn't.
Yeah, I don't have it either.
And so I actually have muscle memory to dismiss that.
The one that I get is not dismissable.
What?
Which I'm completely okay with.
What?
Are you sure?
No, it's got to be dismissible.
I'm pretty sure.
Let me see if I can make it come up.
I wonder if it's because I'm on Firefox.
Greenberg says both have all.
I don't think on the app might have it.
That I don't know.
I don't use the app.
But I know that for, well, I mean, maybe that's not true anymore.
I know that for a while you had to do old.
Let me see.
No, it's not there.
It just takes you to the homepage, which is an algorithmic page.
Yeah.
So I just get view and Reddit app, and then I just have an X and open.
Oh, so, oh, I did put it on.
I actually forgot about that.
I put it on because I had to do something moderation related.
You know what?
I haven't touched that in so long.
I'm just going to remove it.
There, you're gone.
You're out.
No close.
What?
Yeah.
Which, again, I'm totally okay with because I just go boop, goodbye.
Because I'm not.
Hold on, no, no, hold on.
Hold on.
Let me refresh this.
Yeah, I, no, no, I do.
I have never seen that before.
Is that new?
I don't know.
Because I've just been using old.
No, see, look.
Wait, view and Reddit app.
I don't even have it.
What are you talking about?
It just prompts me to install it from the store.
No, I don't click View and Reddit app.
It's like from scrolling and opening stuff and scrolling and opening stuff.
That will just show up.
Really?
Yeah.
I've never seen that.
I like run out of time almost.
What browser are you on?
Firefox.
Oh.
I've used Firefox on mobile without a pause.
for like over a decade
I actually really like Firefox I wonder if
that's like a Firefox user targeting thing
do you does Firefox block ads on Reddit
hmm I don't know
because maybe they go after you more aggressively
I don't think so because I'm pretty sure I've seen the
the Dbrand ads that are funny
and ours I basically just get us in D brand
hey speaking of us and talking about Creator Warehouse
I guess we should probably do that real quick
Dan just put the sign up there
I was late
I forgot
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Uh-oh.
No, I don't know.
What are you trying to do, sorry?
I'm trying to find the sign up for notifications and get a coupon thing.
normally it would be linked in here
I don't see it linked in here
yeah
okay hold on
oh on the nuclear escapes
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question mark
well I subscribed and
I will check and see if I get anything
I think I was already subscribed to the newsletter
though so it probably won't
where do they where do they find it
well yeah somewhere
nobody knows
someone does
not us not us
Oh, Dan, there's more announcements?
Yes.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Okay, yeah, we're hiring.
Looking for a full-time writer to join the LTTT team.
If you're interested in applying,
head over to linusmediagroup.com slash careers
to get some more information.
And we've got dates for the next whale land.
It's going to be August 29th and 30th.
B.YOC tickets will be available starting at $80 Canadian.
And there will be a limited number of whale VIP tickets for $5,000
Canadian.
whale VIPs will receive a high-powered custom-built gaming PC from StarForge Systems and a studio and labs tour plus a swag pack with the exact items curated closer to the event.
Ticket sales start this Monday at noon at whalan.com.
All right, good stuff.
Oh yeah, now it's time for us to do a couple of comms.
If you guys aren't familiar, comms are the way to communicate with the show.
Twitch pits or Super Chats or anything like that.
We figure if you guys are going to throw money at your screen,
you should probably get quality merchandise in return.
So all you've got to do is send a comm communication message,
checkout message, whatever we want to call it.
I mean it changed the name recently.
Don't worry about it.
Is add something to your cart.
Head on over to your cart and ask to display your order as a checkout message.
You can make them anonymous.
You can show your name.
You can type anything you want, literally anything.
And then you place your order and it will go to producer Dan, who will, I don't know, he'll pop it up on screen or maybe he'll respond to it himself or maybe he'll curate it for me and Luke to respond to.
Dan, do you have a couple for us?
I do. That's why I asked you to do them.
That makes sense.
It does.
Listen.
We're getting good at this.
Hello, Wanda, D.L.
Longtime viewer, first time messenger.
Hi.
I have to know if there's more stubby colorways coming.
For now, I will steal this stubby I bought for my dad.
Semi-colon dash right parentheses.
Thanks in advance.
No.
At this time, we have no plans for additional colorways of the stubby.
It sells okay.
The stubby's not going away.
We're going to keep restocking it.
But unlike the full-sized driver, it doesn't move in such volumes
that we could have different colored plastics
that would also sell in enough volume.
that they would be worth restocking.
So, sorry, but at this time, the stubby is in, I believe it's in black and black or black and orange,
and that is about it.
That was a huge order.
It's like a $400 order.
They picked up some true spec cables and a bunch of other stuff.
Dan moved it before I could actually see it.
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
No, you could.
Well, it's only going to be like the one that's right there.
Oh, yeah, I see it now.
There it is.
Yeah, I picked up a stubby, perceived.
decision kit scribe driver to scribe drivers map of Siberia desk pad that thing's really cool
is there more true spec cables coming there's already some out of stock are yes there's quite a few
out of stock actually yes yes more true spec cables are incoming it's been it's been painful
trying to keep enough of them in stock yeah hit me dan sure got another one here what's up boys
like i think that's supposed to say luke no that's his name oh yeah like like like like
Do you pronounce it like?
Like,
I thought this was just
Valley Girl talk.
Like,
What work of bench did you order?
That took so long to arrive.
Looking at a bench myself.
And I know you want to buy a good shit.
Uh,
man.
I love that that was said in Valley Girl.
We should do all of our business is in.
All the Combs are now Valley Girl.
It was an Irwin Fitness bench.
Irwin Fitness.
Like the ones that make the clamps?
or different Irwin?
I think probably different actually.
That makes sense.
But yeah, it was, I mean, it's very nice.
It took astronomically too long to arrive.
Okay, well, which one is it?
I mean, it's you.
It's got to be alpha.
I don't think so.
Alpha.
Well, this isn't even like the stuff.
Oh, okay.
Equipment.
Benches.
Benches.
At the top.
Benches be crazy.
I think it's the AB1.
The AB1.
Very expensive.
Bench.
It's really nice.
Five stars.
I treated myself.
949.
Luke doesn't spend money, but when he does, he spends it on his health.
And this is like, I should genuinely be able to keep it basically forever.
You can replace the pad.
Bench.
The frame itself is like not going to go bad.
So I can actually just keep this all the time.
I need
Linus to review the bench fully
Like in person
Nut
I would
That's a fine bench
I really like
YouTuber face
Hey that guy's video actually
Highly convinced me to get it
Um
Influencer
I didn't know it was on there
He did he influenced me
Yeah my name's Gluck
Gluck
I want Linus to like actually do an unboxing review of a bench now.
There's no way.
I wouldn't know anything to say about it.
It goes up and down.
The luck circuit.
Now I'm flat.
I can be angled if you'd like.
Oh man.
Voice actor Wandshow.
Jeebles.
Alright, yeah, cool.
Got a bench.
So, when you were mad that it didn't arrive on time,
would you say that you were bench pressed?
Oh, my God.
I did, it is that...
I was actually, like, fine.
Pretty cheese.
I thought I read somewhere that it was going to take, like, a month.
And because it's like...
Would you say that you had to...
wait for it.
Alright, that one counts. That one was actually pretty good.
When there were no accessories, did you see that you had gotten everything
unboxed? Bar none.
Bar none. Okay, okay. I was really wondering where you're going, but
Bar none's pretty good, I think. Bar none's pretty good.
I don't know, that last- I'm just glad the whole thing
It also especially works because there is no bar.
I'm just glad that after it all, you know, it worked out.
Oh.
That one was a bit of a stretch, but like, go off.
The funniest part to me is that I splurged on that,
but dumbbells are really, really, really, really, really, really expensive.
Yeah, that's the thing I learned when I had to, like, buy a gym for Smash Tams.
It's just metal.
Metal's cheap, isn't it?
Turns out it's not.
And it also caused a lot of shit.
ship it. But
it's also in like your condo
you don't want a whole wall of dumbbells.
So usually go for adjustable dumbbells
and you know, adjustable dumbbells are very expensive.
So
it's just adjustable metal.
It's so expensive.
And they break pretty easily.
I feel like we could disrupt this market.
LTT store adjustable dumbbell.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's like
that dopamine site. It's just a digitally
it's like a web page where you just change
the weight and nothing actually happens.
But yeah, so I decided to not buy fancy adjustable dumbbells.
So I borrowed the old school plate loaded adjustable dumbbells my parents aren't using because they
have like actual dumbbell wall.
And so I have these like old slightly rusted.
I think Emma described them as it looked like it came out of like a Russian gym.
Nice.
And then I have that paired.
And non-matching plates.
So I can load them up with, I think it's like, 65 pounds each.
But one of them, yeah, one of them has like three perfectly matching plates.
Then there's the weight of the bar and the nuts on the end.
And then the other one has, I think it's like genuinely like five or six different plates on it.
And it goes all the way to the end of what the bar can hold.
So they're not even the same.
It's funny that we don't seem to ever be able to move.
beyond that.
Move beyond what?
I bought a Tycan TurboS and I harvest the windshield wiper housings and just put new silicone in.
That is why I respect you both.
You bought a $950 flat surface so that you could use mismatched custom rusted.
It's more expensive than my computer chair.
I spent a lot less time in it.
I really like it though
But yeah
We allow ourselves to splurge on one thing
And only one thing
Then it stops
It's not even about the splurge
It's just it's about the like
I have one
I was shopping a lot
So why buy a new one?
I spent genuinely months
Going on Facebook marketplace
Trying to find like a used bench I could buy
And it was just
Garbage like rotting garbage
The entire time
There was no option
I was really hoping to find like some gym that would close that would have a an Atlantis
bench because I really like the Atlantis bench that's at the community gym that I often go to.
Never found any of those.
When I bought this, this was like pretty close to peak like elbows up by Canadian.
So I was trying to look into buying Canadian, but almost all the, you know, weightlifting
equipment manufacturers are either American or overseas.
So like I kind of ran out of a lot of options.
And then this one was apparently like some, some welders in the east in Canada.
So it's like Canadian people handmaking things.
And I was like, all right, well, I'll be in elbows up, bro, and spend a bunch more money and buy this one instead.
Frankly, it seems.
See, like, nah.
Yeah.
Nah.
And this is like the type of stuff I was finding.
Yeah.
On Facebook Marketplace.
And like this was it.
Somebody died in this garage.
This, yeah.
Sorry.
but um and like i and again i spent months so i just it eventually came down to like okay well if i want to buy
canadian yeah and i want it to like actually hopefully be actually canadian and not you know
rebadged somewhere else um it and i don't want to buy some like you know something like that
off facebook marketplace i want an actually pretty solid bench i kind of ran out of options and then i watched
gluck's video saw that irwin one and was like he mentioned in the video that
that it's Canadian.
I was like, okay, well, that's like one of my only options at this point.
I'll go that route.
I tried to do the same thing for dumbbells, and it was like two grand.
And I was like, nah.
I'll borrow my parents.
I'm done.
I already spent the like crazy amount money on the flat surface.
I'll wait on the other one.
Maybe one day you'll be strong enough to hold your elbows up $2,000 worth.
But it's not.
this day. Yeah, I'm already like overweight for the, wow, unfortunate phrasing. That's true. But I'm
already over like, I can lift more than those dumbbells. But my argument is like, at least I can do
something at home. And then if I want to lift heavier, I should just go to the gym. But it's
nice to be able to, like, if I have a burst of inspiration, I'm at home, I can actually just
rips and stuff out. You can do a lot with a bench dumbbells. So yeah, it's good. Cool. Someone can. I can't.
You can. No, I would hurt myself for sure.
Sure. 100%.
Are you still working out?
A little bit.
I think I have some boobies now.
Small boobies.
Still doing creotene?
Very small boobies.
Yeah, but I honestly, ever since I started it, I've been like really busy.
I've been traveling for CompuTechs, traveling for other stuff.
There's been a lot of video projects lately.
My wife brought home a bunch of chicks and ducklings.
So it's a thing.
it turns out that you can
oh shoot
there was something that I was going
to talk about on
Wancho and then I totally forgot to
write it down and now I guess I
won't talk about it. It was just kind of an interesting
topic.
Anyway, yeah, so it's a thing.
There's like multiple services
that you, it's
not that cheap, it's like a few hundred dollars or
something like that, but they kind of do everything.
They bring you some incubators
and they have fertilized eggs in them
and then they give you these like little shiny, lighty, magnifying glassy things
and you can like check on them every day
and watch the chicks and the ducks like develop and grow inside the eggs
and they give you like all this documentation and stuff
so the kids can like learn about bird development and then they hatch
and like it's really exciting and then they bring you like a little
habitat for them and like all the food and water it turns out ducklings you need a special
water trough for them that they can't get their head into because they just have like an
instinct to put their head in water and they'll just die if their mother's not there to stop them
from doing that uh they'll just kill themselves and in like this much water these are stupid yeah i mean
it's a miracle they survive in in the wild um and then you just like keep them and you like take them out
and play with them and they shit everywhere
because they're birds
and then when you're done with them
you basically just like put them back in the enclosure
and you say yep we're done and then they take them away
and it's
Yvonne and the kids especially
have been having an absolute blast with it so we have
we have cats think we have two ducklings right now
and four chicks
and the cats
panda in particular
is super into
just watching them
walk around and make their little peep, peep, peep sounds.
Obviously, the enclosure like latches,
and the chicks are not allowed out of the enclosure
when the cats are around,
because that would end really poorly, really quickly.
What are they for?
I mean, presumably for a farm somewhere
that just runs this as like a side hustle,
but it's like very white glove, honestly, all things considered.
Like, they literally, like, come to you
and, like, drop off the enclosure and stuff.
My sister put us onto it.
She's like, oh yeah, no, I've seen these before and they're a thing.
And we looked into it.
There's like at least a few companies locally that do it.
I hope Emma is not watching or else I'm going to have this like next week.
Oh, yeah, they stink.
Yeah, I know.
I'm sure.
Yeah, because they're like, you know, farm animals.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Cool.
They're really cute though.
I'm sure.
When the ducklings are first born, they're like the stupidest things.
Oh, yeah.
They can like, they like, they like waddle like this.
And they're like, they're so clumsy.
It's adorable.
Have you ever seen a, like, very fresh Great Dane puppy?
No.
God, they're so funny.
Their feet are enormous.
Their feet make no sense.
For some reason, their feet are just such higher scale than...
They like how humans are born with a liver that's like almost full size or something.
That's why baby's tummies are so big.
I read that somewhere.
Let me double check that.
Weird.
Human babies, big liver.
Hold on.
I'm going to check that.
Blah, blah, blah.
It's normal.
For healthy human babies to have a disproportionately...
large liver compared to the rest of their body.
While an adult's, okay, it's not full size.
While an adult's liver accounts for about 2% of body weight and newborn baby's liver is up to 5%.
So, no, it's just big.
It's not, um, it's not like full size when they're born.
Apparently they have big eyes too, according to Ruker on, in float plane chat.
Human babies?
Yeah.
Eyeballs.
They don't grow?
Is that true?
That's why their eyes are so big because they're the same size.
Oh, that actually makes a lot of sense.
Monkey.
Anyways, what are you?
I'm wrong, according to Crystal.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just out here spreading misinformation.
I can pick one.
Here's a funny thing.
They just grow a lot less, apparently.
This is amazing.
This is mostly just funny.
Tesla self-driving safeguards, apparently
defeated by dollheads?
So this is a product you can buy now that has a little suction cup that you stick to the top of your car and then you position it.
Oh my God, that's really funny.
So you can sit on your phone and the car sees some head being very, very diligent about looking at the road.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so funny.
It's also funny because if you smashed into something, your insurance would definitely get that footage.
Yeah, they definitely would.
So there's a camera that tracks the driver's attention during autopilot and full self-driving use.
And so the heads are positioned such as like you see there that fools the safety system into thinking you are a very attentive driver.
And Chinese e-commerce platforms are selling these tiny plastic heads as travel companions.
and dashboard decorations for as little as $10.
Our discussion question is,
oh, I don't know if we're going to discuss this again,
but does marketing driver assist technologies
as autopilot and full self-driving,
even with supervised tact on,
encourage drivers to assume they don't need to pay attention
to what their car is doing?
I mean, I think we've talked about this extensively,
and there's finally a class action in,
what is it, Denmark or something?
Somewhere over in Europe, there's a class action that has about 7,000 people on it now that's basically like, yeah, so that was false advertising, that whole thing.
And not just for the people who bought the full self-driving software package, but also for the people who bought all these hardware three cars that will never have full self-driving.
Hardware four is apparently getting really good.
Now that I'm done with that last comma video, procurement is on getting our hands on a hardware four car.
So I think what we're going to do is either we'll buy one
Or I'll make a little trade with somebody internally
Because I think there's a couple people
That actually have hardware for cars here
And so maybe they can take the Taekan for a month
And I'll take their Tesla for a month
And we'll call that a fair trade
I mean, yeah, I don't mind
As long as they don't crash it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gas racing says just rent one, my man.
I mean, why?
If I can do the trade, then like,
That seems like a win-win.
I like wins.
But yeah, I'm definitely wanting to try it.
Hardware 4 is apparently quite good.
It's just like, my only issue with it has been the false representation
because what it wasn't and what it still isn't is completely autonomous.
It's not.
So when it isn't, I really believe,
strongly that they shouldn't have called it that.
That's it.
And I don't, it's kind of wild to me that to some people, that's a bad take.
That seems like objectively a good take.
When something is not, a thing you said it is, that's bad.
That's a scam.
That's fraud.
That's false advertising.
You can kind of use whatever word you want for it.
But it falls under the umbrella of don't do that.
Or it should, anyway.
Maybe it doesn't. Maybe it makes you a trillionaire.
Maybe nothing makes any sense.
Here's a cool thing.
There's a new 3D printing tech that's using elliptical laser beams
to stir molten metal and create alloys on demand.
The coolest part is that existing machinery can apparently implement this technique in software,
meaning more convenient, stronger alloy printing.
Researchers at NIST I figured out how to mix metal alloys mid-print just by changing the path the laser takes.
In standard metal 3D printing, the laser melts powder while tracing straight lines,
and each melt pool only blends its ingredients a tiny bit.
NIST researcher Ho Young instead programmed the laser to draw continuous elliptical loops as it moves,
physically stirring the molten pool while it's still liquid, kind of like whisking the metal,
metal together.
There is a bit of a catch.
While some existing metal printers that are already in the field could in principle
be reprogrammed to do this, commercial 3D printer software can't draw these patterns.
So the team had to write their own from scratch.
And they proved it by fusing REHA 19, a dense high entropy alloy with a lightweight titanium
alloy and watching them combine into a new alloy in real time.
That is so cool.
So quick primer here, and I'm not an expert on this, so hopefully whoever prepped this topic
knows about metallurgy.
Most traditional alloys are one main metal with small amounts of others mixed in, like steel,
which is mostly iron.
A high entropy alloy, instead blends five or more metals in roughly equal amounts,
which can make them exceptionally strong or heat-resistant.
The problem is those metals.
have different densities and melting points,
so they tend to separate into weak, blotchy regions as they cool.
So basically exactly the problem that this stirring technique fixes.
So the longer-term vision, though, is alloys on demand.
So instead of stalking a different premixed powder for every alloy,
a single printer loaded with basic elemental powders
could blend custom alloys on the fly,
which would cut material costs
and even allow you to vary the composition across a single part
to replace welding.
What the hell?
That's really cool.
Yeah.
Wow.
This is like, man, metal printing already.
Absolutely blew my mind the first time I heard about it.
Because I was like, oh, that's the coolest thing ever.
Alloys on demand is like, feels very space age.
Very enterprise.
Yes, this is Star Trek.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like you just, this is like actually a food replicator but metal.
Yeah, that's, that's insane.
Metal A.F, you might even say.
Yeah.
That's really crazy.
Yeah.
I was reading about this this week and I was like,
really?
What are you talking about?
And you can even,
and it can be like backported onto existing machines.
The fact that it's a software update?
Like the whole thing is just kind of wild.
That's,
uh,
that's really cool.
Yeah.
Like I'm trying to imagine like what would I,
what would I do with a,
with,
this is a,
one of those things where I feel like my imagination
is the bottleneck.
You almost need more limitations so you can
like what could I create? What could I create? Like I could create
a part that you know is like solid here
but then like has a sprung element here like I could make I could make like a
hand squeasy thing. You know what I mean? Because I could have I could have one
metal here and then I could have like a super bendable alloy here and I could make like a
hand exercise. Okay that I don't know I was thinking about your weight bench right
Like, I'm just, I'm trying to think of like, what could I make with this?
Freaking almost anything.
I think the most interesting part is just being able to rapidly experiment with different allies
if you're doing like prototyping or whatever else to try to find, you know, what one looks the best,
what one feels the best, what one is strongest.
For whatever, yeah.
I was going to say strongest, but I don't, like, is the resulting part as strong?
I don't think it would be if you 3D printed a piece versus like cast it a piece.
From my understanding at this time, no.
Yeah.
So I don't know if you could do strongest.
But you might do, you might be able to do strongest in this, in this geometry.
Like not everything is casting compatible.
Relatively, relatively strongest.
Necessarily, yeah.
Interesting.
Sure.
Yeah.
For me, it really speaks to like prototyping stuff really rapidly, I guess.
Here's some cool AI news.
Relax, relax, it's actually cool.
Invidia research published a paper where basically they trained robot arms to perform some...
Is this actually really cool?
Yeah, it's really cool.
Is this where they install a GPU?
Oh yeah.
So we're not even needed anymore.
It's so funny
That is exactly
What my note said on the on the topics
spreadsheet
Hold on let me see if I here it is
Here's when topic checklist
Yeah
I mean you don't need you don't need how to basics
Installing a GPU
If your little robot does it for you
Anyway what's cool about it is not just that a robot
Did a thing because we already had that
But early
earlier this week, Nvidia director of AI, Jim Fan, revealed that researchers can now enable
auto-research in the physical world and presented a demo reel that introduces Enpire.
It gave eight coding agents a fleet of robots, an allocation of GPUs, and a whole bunch of
tokens before giving the agent's tasks to solve as quickly as possible without making mistakes.
Fan said, all we did was give codex an API to the world of atoms and the rest is emergence.
And that once, and he said that once instructed, the robot fleet starts to come alive.
They look for visual cues, reset the scene, practice novel skills, tinker with control stack, read papers online, debate, reflect, get stuck, and try again directly on the hardware.
The agents were able to manipulate the robots to complete tasks like sorting precision screwdriver bits.
tying and cutting zip ties,
installing a GPU in a motherboard PCIE slot,
and pushing a 3D printed T around on a table.
Tests also included using different agents and different numbers of robots
and concluded that eight robots working in parallel
solved the tasks significantly faster than fewer ones.
Empire runs fully autonomously,
testing the agent's hypotheses in the real world,
automatically evaluating successes and failures,
then resetting the experiment to its initial state for the next trial and deciding what to try next.
Tom's hardware reports that the Empire Project will be open source,
so you could conceivably host your own automagical robot lab at home.
Man, it's kind of wild the amount of open source stuff that's happening in the AI space.
It's kind of surprising.
I mean, I can see Nvidia's motivation.
No, for sure.
And from Nvidia's standpoint, yeah, you'd sell more shovels, man.
I mean, the fact that
that near
frontier models
like when Deepseek first landed
was just
here you go everybody
that was pretty surprising.
I'll give you that.
I'm assuming that's kind of more
what you were talking about.
I mean,
like, you know,
that it's from Nvidia
is not too surprising here
but just the sheer volume
of stuff in this space
that has been in the open source realm
realm is kind of what I'm talking about.
Like this one in particular
isn't all that surprising.
but just another one being on the wall is the surprising part, I guess.
Want to see the tying a zip tie one?
Yeah.
Here we go.
It's a pretty wild, dude.
So is it just this one or does it work with it?
Yeah, there it is.
Works with its buddy.
Here you go, buddy.
I like that it adjusted.
Hmm.
Let it cook.
Oh, no way.
Okay, that was a pretty cool move.
Yeah, actually.
That was a pretty cool move.
It's thinking. It's having to think.
Calculating.
Wait for it. Wait for it.
I feel like I'm getting blue balls waiting for the big moment here.
Wait for it. Is it still going?
Wait, did that... did it end?
No.
Oh, hold on.
Why would they do this to us?
I can't believe you've done this.
That's so rude.
What just happened?
Did it just, did the video player just break?
That's crazy.
What just happened there?
Okay, hello?
Can we...
This player sucks.
Yeah, they should use...
Float plane.
Yeah.
We could help them with that.
I'm so confused right now.
Where's the...
Do they vibe code this or something?
How does this work?
It kind of seems like it.
Yeah.
This is it...
Yeah, this just...
This just doesn't do anything.
Yeah, nothing works.
Is... is this... is this slop?
Have we found a slop?
Oh man, okay, hold on, maybe it'll go this time.
Maybe it'll be different this time.
Oh. Just freeze on this frame instead?
Yeah, none of this is working. I can't click on any of the other things.
Fine, how about the GPU...
They all just... they all just tease you!
This is crazy!
Man, do I have to go to their only fans to just...
Oh yeah.
see the big finish?
Go back to, oh my God.
Go back to your screen.
Right click on it, show controls.
That's a good point.
So I want to point of that.
Oh, really?
Nope.
Wow.
Big fat pile of nope there.
Well, it's at the end.
That shows that it's actually at the end.
Okay, so that's it.
That's as far as that one goes.
All right.
Wow.
Way to go in video.
Way to go in video.
Either way, sounds pretty cool.
I've actually been finally tinkering
around with some Home Lab AI stuff.
I got Odysseus installed this week.
Oh, installed.
Yes.
I got to have my first wonderful experience with
Nvidia drivers on Linux.
It turns out that depending on the GPU you're running
and depending on the distro you're using,
it is a giant big fat bag of dongs.
Yeah.
So my original plan was I found a couple of GV100 quadros, like old school quadros in the warehouse and some NVLinks.
And I was like, oh yeah, well, that seems like a thing that would be pretty good for running bigger stuff.
A lot of V RAM. A lot of V RAM. A lot of V RAM. High speed interconnect between the V RAM. So we have the 32 gig version of those cards. I have two of them.
So that gives me 64 gigs of kind of mostly pooled V-RAM.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, it turns out they only have after fighting with this for probably a grand sum.
Okay, no, I should go back to the beginning.
Is this a video?
Are you making this a video?
I don't know yet.
Okay.
There's no real payoff yet.
Sure.
And the last thing that I would have needed is to make a video with this much trial and error.
just yet.
So I was poking around in the warehouse.
I found those GV-100s and I was like,
oh, that seems pretty cool.
And then I also found that RTF5090
that we did that power connector modification on.
You know the one with the super sketchy
XT-120 power cable going into it
and then just like wires instead of the 12-volt 2x6.
And I was like, hey, what?
Nobody's using this thing.
We have a freaking RTF5090
that is just sitting in the warehouse.
not being used.
I remember telling people explicitly.
I was like, hey, after we do this mod,
obviously we can't use it for comparative benchmarking anymore,
but we could definitely use it for,
like, if we have anything that we just need to run
because it still totally works.
What the heck?
Why is this just sitting on the shelf?
Fine.
Well, if I'm, like, doing some AI crap at home,
then I'll use it.
So I grabbed it, I put it in a bin.
I took it home.
No, no, don't worry.
I figured out why nobody's using it.
So anyway, I got home and I was like, okay, well, this could be a pretty cool little station.
I grabbed a, like, a Sapphire Rapids X-on platform that nobody was using because who would.
But it has a lot of CPU cores and supports a lot of RAM.
Coursera must have sent over this, like, ECC DDR-5 kit that probably was for Sapphire Rapids back then.
So I dug that up.
This was before the great shortage.
So it's not the fastest stuff, but it's a lot of capacity.
So I built everything up and I was like, okay, so I'll have the dual GV 100s for when I need like a ton of memory capacity.
And then I'll have the RTS 5090 for if I need actually like faster compute.
And I was having a hell of the time getting it to work.
And the conclusion that I drew is, oh, no, there must be something wrong with that stupid modified 5090.
So I pull it off the bench and I go, oh, this needs to be redone.
like we did in fairness to us we didn't have the best tools on hand at the time and we didn't really know what we were doing modifying power connectors on GPUs we did a terrible job and the captain tape that we had because we forgot to put the sleeving on before we did the soldering and we were afraid of killing it if we took the solder job off and put it back on again which was a very legitimate concern because we put so much solder on it that I actually did end up spilling solder all over the board and I had to wick it all.
all off very, very carefully.
So that capton tape was like coming off.
And that positive and negative terminal were like right there.
Like hairs away from each other.
So what I ultimately did was I pulled everything apart.
I desodered everything, got all that solder hole over the board, had to have to wick all
of that up, had to kind of bend it a little bit more.
At some point in storage, one of the sense pins for the 12 volt 2x6 that tells the GPU,
you, hey, you're good to go.
Draw 600 watts.
One of those got torn off, just like sheared off.
So I had to go deeper into that connector, cut away the connector,
bridge the appropriate pins.
It turns out we didn't need to run that cable at all,
which is something we understand better now, but didn't at the time.
You can just solder together two of the pins.
I think it's pins three and four.
I forget.
It's the two of the edge ones.
One in two or three and four, I can't remember.
I grabbed some new wire.
So we used this like,
Eight-gauge, like, stranded and yet, like, thick, stiff copper wire last time that was safe.
In fairness to Lucas, it was safe to use that.
But it was really rigid and inflexible, and it put a lot of strain on those connectors,
especially with the weight of the XT-120.
So I grabbed some 10-gauge, which I was right, by the way, Lucas is fine.
It's good enough.
He was also right, though, because 8-gages rated for 50 amps and 10-gauge is.
is not. But when we looked it up,
that was for like in-wall.
This is not in-wall. This is next to an intake
fan. It turns out it's
fine. So I got some 10-gauge
wire, which was a lot easier to solder, and it's
like the silicone, like
hobbyist grade stuff, so it's like quite a lot
more flexible. What Lucas was right
about, though, is XT-90s are not
good enough. I
tried it for lulls.
I ended up disassembling
the XT-120, cleaning all the solder
off of it, and then using that instead. So, hey,
can both be right.
Luke is more than me, but that's fine.
I was there with a fleer.
Like I was standing there with a fleer and I was like, I'm not going to guess.
I'm going to find out for sure.
You know, what is too much resistance on this wire?
So finally, after not being able to get the 509D working in the system, I put it back in
and it's still not working.
And I go, holy crap, I must have gotten.
some solder somewhere on the board. I must have done something. It's not working. I can't install the
drivers. And I go, meanwhile, I've been trying to get the GV-100's working. And I, like, can't. It's
way beyond my ability to do on my own. It has me, like, trying to block the NUvo driver from
loading it booed and doing all this stuff. And I'm using chat GPT totally sucked. Gemini was actually
quite a bit better in terms of, like, helping me get it working. I wasted it once again, wasted a bunch of time
with chat GPT before just using Gemini and it working ultimately way better.
ChatGPT user share is plummeting.
I saw that.
I think they're below 50% now, right?
Yeah.
So ultimately, um, was like still struggling getting the, getting the GV 100's working.
Um, and I'm like panicking about this 5090 that's broken now.
So I actually like, I take out the Linux boot drive.
I throw the 5090 on by itself, and I'm like,
or no, sorry, I left the Linux boot drive on.
I throw on the 5090, and it's not working by itself either,
and I go, holy crap, okay, I need to test this against something else.
So I grab my, like, random old AM4 motherboards, like a second-gen-a-m-4 system.
I put it on the bench.
I throw the 59-0, holy crap, I can't install drivers.
I'm getting, like, Code 29, this device.
The device, initialized by the BIOS doesn't match the device.
Windows is trying to initialize or something.
Oh, no.
This has got to be a hardware problem.
So I take the card off.
I like take it all apart again.
I find a little ball of solder somewhere.
I go, holy crap, was that it?
I put it back on.
It's still not working.
And I ultimately have no idea what I did, but I put it on again and then it just worked.
So then I was like, oh my God.
Okay, well, the last thing I'm going to do is take this apart again.
So now to like permanently do these power leads, I am going to do this while it's all attached to the board.
so I get the XT-120 connector
I take out that monstrosity
that Lucas bolted together
with the like six individual leads
going into the like the I thing
and I just put those with ample solder
straight into the back of the XT-120
so I have the power connector done
it's working I go back to Linux
I put it on and holy crap it doesn't show up
and I'm like did I break it
so I go back to Windows
I put the card back on it's working perfectly
I go back to Linux and I go
Wait, I've got the Volta cards working now.
This is great.
The 5090's not showing up.
Oh my God.
You cannot on Fedora, at least, or maybe Linux at all.
I don't know.
You cannot have two different versions of the Nvidia drivers.
You cannot.
The GV-100s need an older legacy driver path,
and the 5090 doesn't support that,
and the GV-100s do not support the newer driver.
And unlike Windows, where you can have two
completely separate GPU drivers, you simply, one simply cannot have multiple
Nvidia drivers installed.
Yeah, Demonstir says I ran into that.
Yeah.
But there's...
You got the GV100's working, though.
But there's good news.
I kind of went, okay, well, forget the 5090, maybe I don't need it.
I've got the GV100's working now.
So I fired up Odyssey and I was like, oh, yeah.
like Quinn
3.6 is like the hotness right now
there's all these different like
various
quantizations and whatever
and so I like download a few of them
and every single one that I go to run
it won't like initialize
it won't it won't work and I was like
oh my God
it has first generation
tensor cores
that just straight up
do not support anything anymore
anything new
anything good
doesn't matter how much V RAM I have
unless I want to run
like old-ass ancient
models
they're basically
EOL, they're useless.
There was no point
in me fighting with
getting them working at all.
It doesn't support it at all?
It doesn't just go slower.
It just literally doesn't support it.
They literally do not support
the right,
I think it's like FP8.
They do not support.
They do not.
I'd have to look at the exact terminology
because it was like three in the morning
by this point.
I guess I didn't understand.
understand it because I thought it would just run it a lot slower.
Nope.
Because it wasn't optimized for it.
I didn't realize it just wouldn't run it at all.
Nope.
Hmm, that has a lot of the fun ideas I had just cooked right off the top.
So at this point, I go, well, time to rip those off the bench.
The good news is I grabbed that RTX 5090 because, and I have now fixed it.
So you at least have that on hand.
And I have now realized that, oh, no, I've gotten further since then.
And I have now fixed it.
I can put that on the bench.
I had to scrub the old drivers,
which as part of getting the old drivers working,
I had like explicitly blocked proper newer drivers from being,
from automatically loading because otherwise Fedora would try to do that.
Sure, yeah.
So I had to go and unblock it,
which is like I'm going straight back to Gemini for that
because there's no way I remember anything that I did for that.
I finally get it working.
And that's where I left off.
Okay.
Oh, actually, no, that isn't quite where I left off because I also found a water-cooled 50-90
that nobody was using from the murder box builds.
So you're going to have a water-cooled 50-90 and a Frankenstein one.
Link together.
And I am like super...
Trap to each other.
I'm like super, super, super close.
I am very, very poorly rested this week.
But, yes, ultimately got them working.
It was a total pain in the butt.
But you know what?
I'm glad it was actually fun.
It was probably the most fun that I've had building a stupid...
Playing with hardware again.
Test bench, yeah.
Yeah.
I haven't had a good reason.
This is going to blow some people's minds.
Remember back when the 5090 launched,
and there was that whole like saga with me and ploof.
Who's going to pre-order one?
Who's going to go through with it?
You know, and ultimately, he didn't end up taking his pre-order.
and I bought it off of him.
That was how it ended.
So probably about a month ago,
he changed his mind
and was like, I want a 50-90.
And I was like,
funny coincidence,
I never installed it.
I literally
have been running
a 7,900 XTX
in my main rig upstairs
that I actually very rarely use for gaming these days.
mostly it's just like my I do work at that one yeah and I have a 3080 downstairs I had a 5090
in my house for literally months installing GPUs in my computers in fairness to me is super inconvenient
with the with like the land machines are those like one you like crazy ones you need to find a
compatible water block. You need to like get in there and get everything all drained out and like
probably rearrange the internals in order to get a different shape card in there. It's nightmare.
And then in my main rig, everything is, everything's water cooled. And there's also some like like
gunk in it because I never actually cleaned that one out. So I would have to go like like like
pipe cleaner every tube and take apart every block and clean every block before I would want to
put a new stupid block in that system so that it doesn't get all gunked up. So in fairness to
me it is super inconvenient to install a GPU for me but um i was like oh sorry yeah you do you want it
back at the price you paid he's like yes because they've gone i think they've gone up like a thousand
dollars u.s since then or something like that so i was like okay um anyway coming coming back to that
um for my for gaming like i haven't been motivated to like the 3080s still pretty good
7900 xx
still pretty good
as long as I don't want to turn on rate tracing
that's a fast card
and so this is like the first time
in literally years
that I've been like
oh like the fastest hard
I just want the fastest hardware
and
what do I have how much of it
can I shove in there
like you sent me that photo
of I think it was the 2GV 100s
and you had the
shoot
what is the name of the Intel storage thing
Optane? You had the Optane drive in there.
And like that photo is sick, dude.
I haven't seen a photo like that
where I thought it made any sense at all
in years, man.
Like so many years.
That picture goes pretty hard.
Like I remember
jam, right?
And it all matters.
This is getting me exciting again.
Right, it's fun.
Like this is what modern computing is about.
And then you're going back in time.
And you're like,
Are you ready?
Dha.
You guys got it.
But it is fun anyway.
Look at that.
Isn't that?
It's 2007.
Look, you've got a VGA connector,
like,
PS2 keyboard,
maybe, I don't know.
This is awesome.
And you're,
you're laying a fan down
on top of the Gbues
to give a little bit more.
Gotta get some airflow in there.
It's just fun.
It's not enough zap straps.
It's just cool, man.
Damn.
I love stuff like this.
That photo made me,
made me happy.
I was kind of, man, I'm sad about, I, yeah, I guess I just, I didn't dive into it enough, but I was, I was thinking about, if you link three, sorry, you can go ahead and show that, hold on, we'll let Luke go for.
Yeah, I got to stop giggling.
You link three 1080s together, you get 24 gigs of VRAM. If you link two 1080s, TIs, you get 22 gigs of VRAM, but they're, they're so old.
But if you're running older models, I think you can get away with it.
But what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to make it so my back garage opens automatically when it sees my pink motorcycle.
So I'm going to need some pretty...
You're not going to be able to let that keep running, because you said that on the show now.
No, it'll be fine.
Because I can also tie it to other triggers.
I would never put that on its own.
Okay.
Yeah, there's lots of other triggers that you can bake into it that people could know that and it wouldn't help them.
at all.
Okay.
Yeah, so my goal...
As long as you're, yeah, for sure, doing that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't, I can't...
Dude, the neighbor...
Like someone just walks by your backgrounds
with a picture of a big bike.
The neighbor could ride their little, their little trike.
Yeah, exactly.
And they open up my garage.
Yeah, absolutely not.
So, yeah, what you can, what you can do is you can...
You know what?
I won't get into too much detail, but there's other,
there's other gates that you can set it to have to pass
in order for it to actually activate the automation.
Yeah.
Um, and not just that, but I want to do a whole bunch of like machine vision based automations.
Because that was kind of the whole idea of wiring up my house with all these like cameras and
stuff. Like, why am I ever manually opening the Sonos app?
That's crazy with all the tech that I piped into that place.
I mean, I think it was like one of the super old school hacker movies. I think it was like the, the guy,
in the movie who was supposed to basically be Bill Gates, but wasn't actually Bill Gates, I think,
had this thing where whenever he individually was the one that walked into a room, it would play
the music that he liked. And that was like from forever ago. And that I know you can like kind
antitrust. Yeah. Antitrust movie. Yeah. Is it actually Bill Gates or is it just supposed
to be someone who's like him? It's like obviously supposed to be him.
Yeah. Stephen Bills. Yeah, sure.
But yeah, he had a bunch of like cool home automation stuff.
Yeah. I remember thinking about how awesome it would be. But those things have always been like, I don't know, pretty flawed, I find.
You could get Sonos playing everywhere. Maybe you could have it start playing if it detected somebody who was in the room. But is it really going to know that it's you?
is it going to know that it's your music specifically because you're in the room?
How does it deal when there's conflicts of multiple people in there?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I think I can, I think I can, I won't be fussy enough that it has to be, you know, me necessarily.
Sure.
And I think I can, it'll be enough for me if the system just even gets used.
Because right now the friction of the Sonosap kind of sucking and not having that, that conveying.
casting like it used to have with Google Play music is enough that it gets used but not nearly as much as I would like for it to like I could see something like the backyard as simple as hey if you see people back here play 90's greatest hits sure just at all because usually that's what we'll put on if there's like a pool party or something and someone can override it if they want but at least it starts playing something just use the damn thing yeah just start playing something yeah
Dan, you can go ahead and throw up my amazing solder bodge jobs. Believe it or not, this is actually better than what we had. So there was no capton tape, or there was just capton tape in between that red and black terminal before. Both wires were red and they were so heavy and so stiff that they put a ton of strain on these like flat connectors that were coming out. Also that little green wire. Everything is now shrink wrapped, which is a massive impressive.
And a lot of the just like burn a nation on here is from the first time around.
Yeah, look at that discoloration just above it.
Yep.
Right.
Yep.
Wow.
That's crunchy.
Yep.
So, okay, I'm not going to lie.
Some of that discoloration is from when I was melting off the old like, like freaking
cooked pea worth of solder that was on that.
That was just sitting on that connector.
There's a, there's a shot of it like now cleaned up and finished.
There you go.
That's what it looks like now.
You compare that to what was in the video?
This is a, I promise you,
Mondo improvement.
Yeah.
And then there's a picture of the chickies.
Yeah, you've got some helpers.
Wow.
That's cute.
That's probably gonna be my house soon.
Just hanging out with the drive sleds.
You can't get three.
You've got to get like 15.
You know that, Luke, right?
Well, what might save us,
and Emma, if you're listening,
what might save us is like,
I mean, they could bring
bird-born things
that could hurt our birds, you know?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I mean, they're babies, so like...
Shush.
Stop it.
The only birds don't ever be born anywhere near is yours.
Stop.
I mean, that's just how infectious diseases were.
Oh my God.
Oh!
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Yeah, that could be a big problem.
Yeah, thanks.
Who did the...
Totally.
I covered you.
Is it not you who did the first one?
Oh, wow.
Okay, so for...
Speaking of malware.
For reference.
It's kind of...
Yeah, that's what it looked like before.
So, um...
Wow.
That's terrifying.
Yeah, so you could see how stiff the wires were.
Yeah, wow.
And they were super heavy.
So they were putting all that strain on the world's sketchiest solder job
that was even worse than what I just did and showed you.
And this is supposed to be better than the 2x12 or whatever it is?
Well, it's, um, it doesn't.
I mean, it won't melt the connector.
I can tell you that much.
Yeah, but it's going to look at it wrong.
It's going to snap off.
And then it's going to go into the fan and then there's sparks everywhere.
Yeah.
And then your house burns down.
And then if you move your mouse up a little bit, you can see how we just had the four-pin sense wire.
them, see them, go across the fan there?
To the right. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, so we just had them kind of running off of the stubs of the old connectors.
So I did that little green wire instead to just bridge it, which is definitely better.
And then under all that electrical tape that's between the power supply connector, up, there you go.
Oh.
Under that was each six terminations going into one giant, with eyes like a,
with a whole like donuts on them.
Like I don't know what to call them other than like an eye,
like kind of like an eye hook but flat for, you know.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what those connectors are called.
The point is six stacked like like washers.
And then one giant washer on the other side.
And then like them bolted together.
Just like sandwiched together by a big bolt.
It was scary.
So my new one,
the cable hits a mess.
max after a one-hour firm-arck session of about 48, 49 degrees, which apparently is within range.
Anywhere from like 45 to 60 is considered normal for the 12 volt 2x6 cable.
So we good.
So I still have the XTE 120.
That big yellow thing is still there, but it doesn't put nearly as much strain because it's not like hanging a foot over top of it, like out into the void.
Silicon wires are nice too.
Love those.
Yeah, big difference.
Hmm.
Okay, so did you get it actually running?
Not yet.
This was like not last night because Hacksmith and Plasma Channel came over last night, but the night before.
Dude, it's so, the world is so funny.
I had never heard of the Plasma Channel until two weeks ago at Computex.
I did a video on an ionic cooling fan thing
and the comment section of that video was just flooded with
plasma channel you collab with plasma channel
plasma channel I'm like the fuck is plasma channel
um this one yeah yeah and uh so I'd like never heard of them until that moment
and then James messages me yesterday morning he's like
hey we happen to be in town we got nothing going on
I'm here with like plasma channel
Like didn't really ring a bell yet
But they just show up
They show up in the evening after
After a pool party for my daughter
And
And I kind of go
I like finally start putting it together
And he's like mentioning what he does in his channel
And how he's like super into that
I'm like wait
No like you're like really into ionic
Ironic frusters and ionic fans and stuff
He's like oh yeah that's like my thing
And I'm like, wait, you're the guy that everyone was telling me that I needed to meet.
Two weeks.
Two weeks from me accidentally making a video about an ionic thruster.
And him sitting in my backyard trying Ukrainian borsh for the first time because my aunt dropped some off.
And he's just an adventurous guy, I guess.
Because I showed it to him.
I'm like, I don't know.
Yeah, it's like beats and cabbage.
And that's unusual.
And he's like, oh, sure.
Yeah, this is great.
So yeah, we hung out.
We rode go-karts.
We played some ultimate chicken.
I hope he sounds exactly like that.
No, no, no, not exactly like that.
Well, no, basically that.
Super nice guy.
Yeah, super nice guy.
Like Hacksmith, I've met a lot of times.
We've hung out.
Known him for years and years.
But, yeah, Plasma Channel.
Never met him.
They were in town for something.
And I forget where I was going with this.
But, oh, right, that's why I didn't work on it last night.
So I didn't work on it last night.
But I did work on it the night before.
And I am at the point
of I've got models
downloaded and I can
I'm at the point where I can tell it I want it to work
across a couple of GPUs and I can click like deploy
but it like doesn't because I'm getting some errors
so I just need to work my way through those errors
so I'm getting close to actually being able to interact with my chatbot
and yes to everyone talking about frigate yes I'm aware of frigate
and I will be using frigate it's like it's actually pretty lightweight
you totally don't need anything super overpowered.
But I'm kind of, I'm wanting to figure out the cutting edge software,
and I see no reason.
If, I mean, if the GPUs were just sitting there anyway,
I'm seeing no reason not to use them.
I wish I had a picture.
I was looking for this earlier of how I have the water-cooled one set up.
But the whole thing is pretty janky.
you know i i find it interesting that you stuck with linx because odysseus works on windows yeah but i don't feel
like that's the right way to do it i agree and i respect that you stuck with linux and i don't even
think that's being like linux pill this is effectively a server yeah and you should you should try to
do it on linux in my perfect world right i am not running odysseus on my desktop anyway
No, this is, yeah.
Everything that I said at the end of Linux challenge about for my job, needing to daily Windows is still true.
And so I, here, actually, I have a, here, this is from my security camera, I'll just send that to Dan.
So everything that I said is still true.
But in my perfect world, all of this stuff, like my local LLM stuff, or like, you know, Yvonne's helper for kids scheduling, like, or whatever agent that I have chipping away on finally finishing.
that cat turn project or you know whatever right like whatever's running would be in the server
rack yeah it wouldn't be my daily driver machine anyway you could you could communicate with it
through like discord yeah exactly yeah so there's there's no reason for it to be my daily driver
desktop anyway okay yeah so that's it this is the current state of things right now so you can
see the squeeze bottle is still there from having just filled that radiator tower that's
next to it. Yeah. That's actually,
um,
the heck is that? Could be a problem. That's the Bixie
external rad box that we did a video on a while back where Alex and I
found that it had a fundamentally flawed design. You can actually see in the very
top where there's there's two fillports. There's a black one at the back and then there's a
silver one next to it. Yeah. Um, Alex and I found the fundamental flaw and so I
took it home and I fixed it. You have to put a second fill port in it so that there's
somewhere for the air to go when you fill it.
Because otherwise, it took me and Alex, like,
quite literally hours to fill this thing
because there was no way for the air and water to exchange.
Now, you can fill it from empty in, like, two minutes
because you can just put it in and the air can escape.
Loki's fast, man.
Sorry, I just...
I don't even understand how he does that sometimes, but...
Oh, Pankrats pointed out,
we used it in the All-Transparent PC more recently
if you want to see the modified version,
So I fixed the Philport issue, and then I think Justin cut a new, like, transparent LTT panel for it.
It actually looks really cool now.
It's because there were RGB fans in it, but there was no transparent side panel.
And we're like, they did not only put the fans in, but they put the controller in.
Like, Pixie, what are you doing, brother?
So, yeah, so that thing, I've had it at home so that I can put the 1U machines on the bench.
Because all the water coming in from the pool that cools those machines.
is over by the rack
and that's not a good place to work on them
when there's an issue or whatever
so it allows me to take them off the bench
and then hook them up to something
so right now I won't be able to do that
so I'm probably going to have to come up
with a more permanent solution
for cooling that GPU but
I think I'll do that after
I actually determine that I can do anything useful
with this thing but for now yeah
I've got the two 5090s in there
Sapphire Rapids is PCAE Gen 5
so they can communicate over PCAGen 5
at least that's better than
nothing. It's got 256 gears of RAM,
56 core CPU or something
like that. So it's like ridiculously
powerful. And then, so what I want to do
is without hardware bottlenecks,
I want to just kind of figure this stuff out.
Like I used to have fun with it, you know?
Like how it used to be fun.
I was messaging you about this too, but that's
why I'm so excited and it sucks
and everything costs so damn much, but
that's why I'm so excited about locally
hosted AI's. It's just kind of fun again.
Those ancient as GV-100s are still
going for like $2,000 on eBay.
Well, this is why, and I wonder, I'm sure you can run something on them.
Oh, I'm sure you can.
No, I don't mean those.
I mean, what is interesting to me is that a 1080s of like $100.
Yeah.
That's that, I figured that out because I was loaning one to a buddy, and he gave it back.
And I was like, you don't have to give his back to me.
And he was like, well, it's worth something.
And I looked into it, and it was $100.
And I was like, well, that's kind of interesting, really.
Because that's the cheapest way that I can think of that you can get 24 gigs of VRAM is strapping three of those together.
And there's a lot of 1080s floating around.
Okay, hear me out.
I'm going to send another picture to Dan if I can find it.
Shoot, I took this picture at, I took this picture at Computex.
Already broken 104 scenes.
We're at records now.
104 scenes.
Yeah, I have 104.
Or do you not clean them up?
No, I need all of them.
Oh.
But.
Okay, that's a little unexpected.
Shoot, I can't find it, but I found a company that may.
Oh, I found it.
Okay.
So it sounds to me, Luke, like you need one of these.
Yeah, someone's also bringing up RTX Titan.
I'm pretty sure I messaged Linus about specifically RTX Titans
because there are 2000 series cards that have 24 gigs of VRAM.
Okay.
like insane.
How fun, how much, okay, even if it's like crappy, how much fun would it be to do a build?
Dan, throw it up.
Zoom in on the top right one.
What is this?
Oh my God.
How much would you love to fill that with like 1080s?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
Oh, that's fun.
It's about 20.
So you could do about 2010, 2010 80s on that.
At that point in time you're getting into the range where you have enough money
That you should probably just have bought something else
It would be it would be bottlenecked to crap because I would imagine they would need to go all the way back out
To your system before they
And the uplink to that couldn't be faster than like 16x or at most 32x anyway
That seems that yeah someone else is saying crypto miner motherboard. Yeah it feels like more like a
That's not a mother's
board. Mining, uh, not, yeah. No, that's, no, no, that's like enterprise stuff. That's not for, that's not for
crypto mining. I wonder what they're using it for. Um, lots of GPUs, apparently. Yeah, but what, what application?
I'm not sure. I, I, I, I meant to contact those guys after the show and I haven't gotten around to it yet.
Bat, bat country five seconds per token.
10 sets of 1080s S library. Okay, relax. Relax. The whole idea is why I want to check out
the RTX Titan and the 1080 is because they're,
I actually don't know how much RTX Titans are going on.
Rod says this is like running raid on floppy disks.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh man.
I read something somewhere that I think it was like the 580 or something was the first card at
Nvidia that Invidia was like messing around with,
AI application stuff.
It's like quite a while ago actually.
Oh, like the second Kuda card, like that 580.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Which is interesting.
Obviously, none of the models that like matter are necessarily going to run on that.
But it's interesting.
That's kind of what sparked my interest of like how far back could you go?
It is a little sad.
How are they still worth anything?
Anything.
Yeah.
There's a water cooled one that someone wants two
hundred dollars for it's not gonna have got some bad news for you bro these fittings are worth about as
much as this card yeah the scrap copper is a significant amount of the value you're saying that
now you want to buy 20 of them so like you're gonna do okay one two here's two can we find more
hydro copper one and a half gigs of v ram each how they're all going for a bunch yeah there's no one
No one's buying these for that, though.
New inbox?
What is this thing?
This isn't 580.
This is something else.
Oh, this is RTX something.
Oh, this is just a water block.
Okay.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
Oh, yeah.
Someone found two GTX 580s in SLA are responsible for the AI we have today.
Jensen Huang revealed that the invention of deep learning began with two flagship Fermi GPUs.
in 2012. That's crazy.
Yeah, so that made me
think, like, how far back can we go
while still pushing the V-RAM
limiter to
models that can still be helpful?
And you know what? Maybe you don't get to the sick new models,
but maybe you still can run something
pretty helpful. Like, I wouldn't be too
surprised if some of your home automation stuff
could be run on much more simple models.
Oh, it could. A hundred percent. Of some of that stuff could run on like
a 10, sorry, a 10.
could run on like probably a 30, 60, 30, 70.
So a big part of the reason that I wanted to run the newer stuff, though, is I want to be able to do agentic stuff.
No, yeah, absolutely.
I'm just, and like both, honestly, the whole spectrum is really interesting to me.
Yeah.
Like, you know, having some, like, really insane hardware at home and doing some really cool stuff.
Or I've been talking about this forever, mainframe style things.
Obviously, it's not mainframe.
I just really like using that terminology.
and I think it gets the point across
of what I'm trying to describe,
even though it's not the thing.
But mainframe style big AI servers
for local company use.
Yeah.
That's also very interesting to me.
Wicked hardware at home,
I'm planning on getting something.
It won't be 25090s,
but I'm planning on getting something pretty beast.
I don't have the hardware locked down yet,
but working on it.
Stay the path says agents are crazy.
I'm having a hard time focusing on schoolwork
because I just keep wanting them to do more shit.
Yeah.
Give it a, give it a...
give it access to some voice thing and then invite it to a Discord call and interact with it that way.
Very funsy, buddy.
One of my buddies was talking me about how he did that and he would just like, he could message it on Discord,
but sometimes it would be easier because he's working on something to just have it join the Discord call.
Then he could just ask it questions that way.
And I was like, that's nuts, dude.
That's crazy.
And that was honestly a while ago, but this guy, Silas, you're out there.
He's been on the edge of things for a long time.
But yeah, I'm also interested kind of down on the other end of the spectrum on like, what can I get done?
Like if I just finally, or maybe I'm holding onto my 1080 and I'm planning to finally upgrade when the 6000 series comes out, what do I, what do I like, you know, like machine god Warhammer strap my 1080 into now to make it just keep doing work?
A raspy?
What can I still glean out of this thing?
It's continued to play games this whole time somehow.
What can I now make it do?
And without having done anything with it in full ignorance,
I feel like you could probably do a decent amount with these,
with, you know, some smaller models.
Maybe you find a couple of your buddies are also upgrading off 1080s,
or you find a couple on Facebook Marketplace for 80, 90, 100 bucks,
and you strap a couple of them together.
like what can you do with 16 gigs of VRAM in 21080s?
It's interesting.
We're going to try to mess around with some of that stuff with the lab and see what happens.
Cool.
We're kind of taking our time a little bit and making sure we know what we're doing.
But it should be good.
Exciting.
Oh, Dan says I'm supposed to do the float plane announcement now.
I thought we did.
Oh my God, we have so many topics.
Oh, no.
Wait, what?
No, we already did that, Dan.
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It's done, Dan.
He says all the way to the end now.
Can we talk about hardcore SpongeBob speedrunners?
What?
Luke said at the beginning of the show.
He was like, it's all bad news this week.
No way.
This is the coolest thing ever.
Is tomato anus, kind of like burst through the wall?
This is incredible.
It's not after Dark Dan.
Speed runners of SpongeBob SquarePants.
That's what's next.
Battle for Bikini Bottom on the original Xbox
found that by deliberately smudging the game disc with grease and sweat,
they were able to enable a time-saving glitch.
This glitch is called a leg clip
and is done by rapidly pausing and un-pawsing,
which makes the laser skip as it seeks the menu music
which opens up level skipping opportunities.
Two speed runners, shift and zim, after much effort in time,
found out the winning smudge pattern.
It was eight grease strokes radiating from the disc's center like flower petals,
enough to cause a glitch without making the disc unreadable.
Optimizing your grease patterns is so sick.
The most gamer move of all gamer moves.
A former champion
Handle
Your grease pattern sucks, bro
There's gotta be a new
Greaseless category
100% greaseless
Greasless
They play on greasyy pal
Oh my god
A former champion
Handle Swagmaster Doritos
Revealed
I clean my discs
Via licking them
Then using a pillowcase
To wipe and clean
Licking them
Which also allowed him to leg
clip throughout the game.
The top
Swagmaster Doritos
licking his disc
and then using a pillowcase
to wipe it clean.
What brand?
Is so awesome.
The top speed running community
Holy crap. Has since
abandoned the disc trick.
Now everyone runs the game from the Xbox
hard drive citing leg clip inconsistencies
and the ethics of damaging
discs. Oh, you can't
leave Swagmaster Doritos out of it.
I told you there was a greaseless category.
Right, there is literally a greaseless category.
But I do, I feel like, I feel like you got to acknowledge the greasers, man.
You got to acknowledge Swagmasters and his work.
How can you go fast? Without grease, sir.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to grease it.
Wow, that's, uh, I actually wasn't prepared for how cool that was.
All right, I got something else that's actually, you know, okay, maybe not cool, but definitely better than what we had before.
Remember when co-pilot plus PCs launched
And like the whole selling point was that you needed a fancy dedicated NPU on your laptop processor to get local AI
Which if you're me seemed pretty stupid
When you already had a whole bunch of tensor cores or AI cores or freaking Kuta core some kind of
You already had a bunch of stuff in your computer already?
Practically nothing ever used the NPU anyways
Well Microsoft is quietly testing away to run those
same features on a regular old discrete GPU.
Wow.
Yeah, right, the way it probably should have been from the start.
This change was spotted by Windows latest in the GitHub repo for the experimental Windows
app SDK 2.2, which now lets the language model APIs run on Nvidia, RtX30 series,
or newer cards that have at least 6 gigs of VRAM.
It is strictly developer-facing now.
It only works if you're on the Windows Insider Experimental Channel with developer mode turned on,
and Microsoft warns the whole thing could change your decision.
appear in a future release.
Of course.
When Microsoft launched Copilot Plus PCs in 2024, the whole pitch was you needed a special
machine with at least 40 tops NPU to get these AI features.
But the irony is that NPUs were never actually more powerful than GPUs for this stuff.
They're just power efficient, which matters for laptop battery life, but not very much
for a plugged-in desktop with a gaming cart.
For now, this only covers the language model API layer, things like text summarization.
rewriting and editing.
The headline Copilot Plus features
like ClickToDo and Recall
are still NPU only.
But this lines up with Microsoft's messaging
at Build 2026 where it dropped the Copilot Plus branding
and talked about AI running across CPUs, GPUs and NPUs.
Adoption of Copilot Plus PCs reportedly lagged
because people didn't want to buy new hardware
for features they saw as gimmicks
and even Adele exec admitted at CES
that consumers just plain weren't buying LAPS
laptops because of AI.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Especially when like,
I really think most people are interacting with
LLMs through a chat window and a browser.
The vast majority of people.
And I'm the, oh, we should have more local stuff guy.
And I'm saying that.
Like, it's just, it's just reality, man.
Our discussion question is Microsoft spent two years telling people they needed a new
NPU equipped processor for these AI features.
Now, graphics card people can just do it with their stupid GPU that they already freaking own.
Was the NPU requirement ever really about capability?
I mean, clearly not.
As far as I can tell, a big part of it had to do with partnerships between Microsoft and the hardware guys.
The Labs team was going around to a bunch of events for a while,
and they were talking about how they could do these cool, new AI things with,
their various chips. I'm saying they because I'm talking about a variety of different companies.
And a very common question from us was like, does it run on the NPU? Can it run in the NPU? And it was always
like, no. Okay, what is this thing for? Why do you keep telling me about it's better and faster now?
And then nothing runs on it anyways. And then like, it's just recall. I don't want that.
So like basically the only thing that I know of that can run on this hardware that I bought
Yeah
It's something that I don't want
Just get rid of it
Go away. I it's great. It's efficient cool. You already have the efficiency cores
Just do more of those I guess
Whatever more cash. Give me more cash. Sure, that'd be great
Give me something literally literally anything. Just not that. My God
Oh, here's a fun one.
Dual Sense PC gamers
finally get haptic support.
That's cool.
Though no thanks to Sony.
Sony DualSense controllers haptics
now work on PC over Bluetooth
ending the longstanding requirement
to plug the controller in via USB.
This breakthrough comes from DSX,
whose new beta can expose
a virtual dual sense to games,
allowing supported titles
to send native haptics effects wirelessly.
Cool.
The DSX beta doesn't just enable wireless haptics.
It also adds Bluetooth
tooth controller audio support for the dual sense on PC.
So audio features tied to the controller can also work without needing a wired connection.
Still, it is worth noting that this is a third-party solution,
and Sony has not delivered native wireless dual sense haptics for PC.
So, all right, in classic PC fashion, the community ended up solving the problem on its own,
which actually leads me not to our discussion question for this one, but to something else
entirely that I want to talk about.
I was uh...
The reviews of DSX are pretty mixed.
Yeah, I've heard that.
David said that
plugged in is still
the more reliable way to do it,
but it is in beta.
So that's why I wasn't going to go at them
too hard about that.
Sure.
So,
you know,
make of that what you will.
The DSX software looks like
it's not in beta.
Maybe that features in beta?
I think so.
Hold on.
The note says,
DSX beta doesn't just enable
wireless haptics.
It also adds
Bluetooth controller audio support.
That's,
I'm going by so on the note.
But yeah, I think it was actually David I was chatting with about this.
And you know how we've talked about how there's going to be like a great
e-wastening coming?
Because it used to be that enterprise hardware could be repurposed for consumers.
Like, you know, those old like Zion motherboard chip combos that you could buy on like
AliExpress and stuff.
I had a bit of a, I had a bit of a brainstorm slash
moment of hope
that maybe
these proprietary
closed systems
that exist now
instead of that stuff
that can be repurposed
maybe there's a path to it
hear me out for a second
one of the challenges
to repurposing
like zions and epic processors
that are going into servers
these days for gaming rigs
is that
the motherboards use these
proprietary form factors that are basically unusable, you know, for, for, for, for, for,
desktop purposes, like the, a lot of them, they, they, they won't even have PCIE slots on the
main motherboard because it goes out to like a riser that's like way over off on the other side of
the chassis or they're using, uh, or they're using, uh, you know, PCIE over cables to run to,
or they're using like mezzanine cards or, you know, whatever, like completely not desktop stuff.
Um, but it got me kind of thinking.
Where did the boards come from in the first place for those, for those like old Zeon, you know, Frankenstein machines?
It was, it was from enterprising, usually Chinese companies with some help from Russian firmware writers, taking the motherboards, hacking chipsets out of them, and then completely remanufacturing them.
So, hold on, let's keep going again.
another thing that is going to
sort of cause this great
e-wastening is that many
pieces of enterprise hardware
are no longer even running x86
they're running like amazon's gravitan
arm-based CPUs or arms own
what do they call them
um like their their aGI line of CPUs
but we're watching in real time
Linux
gain not just
gaming compatibility
but also arm
compatibility at a rapid rate
we're watching Windows gain arm compatibility
although I'm less hopeful about these weird CPUs
working on Windows
what's the Linux project that's still working on
Apple Silicon compatibility
oh yeah I don't know the name of top of here but there is one
I can I'm trying to remember what it is
Asahi
Asahi Linux is still working on
on porting apple silicon.
I believe they've booted.
Like they've made significant progress.
It's not like fast or super usable yet.
But hear me out.
Sounds like that I think it's Japanese like beer brand.
Hear me out at the point where this boom of purchasing that is going on right now
is starting to reach end of life and is going to be making its way into the wild,
into the disposal slash reseller ecosystem, right?
Its value will be very low because there won't be really anything to do with it.
So the kinds of enterprising individuals in, you know, East Asia who did cool things before,
I see you've actually, oh wait, you've got something else entirely going on over there.
It's cool.
We'll get to that in a second.
we'll have this glut of basically discarded hardware.
Over that like five years from now period,
support for Arm and gaming and Linux especially
will get way better.
Is there a possibility?
The GPUs are going to be mostly useless for gaming anyway,
but might be usable for HomeLab, I guess,
but we've got these like weird tower form factors and stuff.
Okay, so that's what this is about.
Oh, seriously?
NV link to PCIE
madness, basically.
That I had heard...
Wait, sorry, these are SMX?
Or, sorry, SXM, excuse me.
SXM V...
XXM to...
To PCIE slot?
Is that what I'm looking at here?
Through two cables, something.
I haven't exactly dove into this,
but I heard about this.
So they don't have direct 3D at all
from my understanding.
So this won't be a solution for gaming.
No.
But to be able to use them for HomeLab or, you know, like...
Maybe it's not going to be that bad.
Running local models or whatever.
I think we'll be able to do something with this stuff.
Yeah.
I'm pretty confident, considering this is already happening.
Yeah.
I'm pretty confident that there's going to be something.
Because I was feeling really doom and gloom about it.
Like, all these CPUs are basically going to be garbage.
But like Epic.
Epic's an SOC.
I think a lot of people don't actually realize that.
Epic doesn't have a motherboard chip set.
You can add features to it.
You can add I.O. functions that would normally be handled by a motherboard chip set to it.
But you don't have to.
The memory controller is right on the chip.
Everything you need to operate that chip is right on the chip.
And so nothing would really prevent you if Epic chips were cheap enough.
If they were worthless enough, nothing would really prevent an enterprising individual from creating a motherboard for it, kind of like they have that I'm aware of anyway.
3D Pro says SXM2 is old.
I don't see SXM5 to PCI yet.
No, you don't see it yet.
But what we're talking about is this AI buildout boom that's happening right now.
The money that will be involved in that will be enormous.
And there hasn't exactly been a lot of SXXM.
5 hardware that's just like flooding the not yet yeah because nobody is nobody is decommissioning
those systems yet there's no GPU supply yet yet though there will be a time and that stuff from today
will still be pretty useful like everything that you can do with an lLM today like an enterprise
grade one you'll be able to do on this now discarded grade hardware because the frontier models will
have moved way past it.
And if they want to have any hope of monetizing it,
they're not going to be running five, six, seven-year-old GPUs.
So I don't know.
I just, I had a moment of maybe this isn't going to be great,
but it's not going to be as bad as I thought.
Yeah.
And I found,
I found a couple boards that claim to be SXM-5, blah, blah, blah.
I don't know if any of this is legit,
even in the slightest, it's on eBay,
massive question marks everywhere.
but when this would be more kind of viable, you know, I believe pretty strongly in the enterprising
abilities of people staring down the barrel of an incredible amount of extremely valuable,
currently unusable hardware that they can get their hands on for practically nothing.
And if they could adapt it to something, they could sell for tons.
There's so much incentive there, I believe someone will figure.
it out.
Yeah.
Speaking of incentives.
At that point, just use the frontier models at $20 a month.
I feel like you maybe haven't been paying attention to the news, sir.
Yeah.
$20 a month, $20 for five minutes of tokens maybe?
It's been...
Especially when your agents are off there spending tokens on your behalf.
Dude, it's been very interesting looking at the control panels of things like GitHub.
Because the, oh, by the way, the tokens are there,
cost an incredible amount and also unlimited whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, all happened while I was away.
It's okay.
It's all right.
Not only did we already have a cap on it on the org level, so it was all right, but also all of the full plane developers were like, wow, that's scary and just like didn't really use it until I came back.
So everyone was cool.
and also there was a safeguard in place so it was all right
so both things were true
but the yeah the full plane crew's got your back
they didn't spend a billion dollars while you're gone
yeah it's nice to have team members who
look I've always said I've always said it
I don't mind spending money I will spend money
you guys have seen me spend money
I don't like wasting money
and it's nice to have people who are on board with that, like, hey, and if they need to use it,
let's talk about that.
And they've used it a little bit, but it's mostly like, I find the like inline IDE usage of this stuff to be very different than blah, blah, blah, anyways, they have a different form of using it than just like chatbotting.
But there, man, it is, there was a screenshot of someone who did like, I think it was like, I think it was like,
five different prompts and it costed over 50 bucks using some of the like nicer models it's uh we're getting
into the find out range of things not not completely everywhere but like and oh man all right
the chatter i feel like this has been like the first time the door really opened to like we're
going to start charging you for stuff, you know.
But the chatter that's already happening about people starting to run models locally,
because, you know, as much as AWS has gotten a lot of companies used to just like open bills,
basically, like things can just, they'll just cost whatever they cost.
Yeah, invoice me, Daddy.
As much as, as much as AWS has gotten people used to that, these AI models and the ability
for individual employees to spend.
to just crush your wallet.
Just so easily.
And in a way that might be genuinely a mistake,
in a way that might be malicious,
but they can show in 10 trillion different ways that it wasn't.
Or just stupid and useless?
Or just stupid and useless.
Or just the huge range of things
that could make it cost incredible amounts of money.
Or for things that they're actually ultimately doing personally.
And you might put a cap,
but you might put an org-wide cap
and then that person spends the whole orgs cap.
Or you might do individual user caps,
but this user might on day one of the month
spend their entire budget through a mistake
and then do you give them more budget
and blah, blah, blah, who knows?
But there's been a lot of conversations about,
like, you know what's a fairly fixed
or at least measurable because of the energy?
Yeah, because power.
Hardware that you own.
Yeah.
It's almost like hardware that you own
was always the better deal
if you could afford it up front.
because renting has always made sense in the context of I can't buy it.
And you might still want to do that.
You might still want to do that.
You might.
Because every once in a while you might want the incredible potential of a frontier model.
But a lot of the time, I don't know, not really all that necessary.
You can just run it on your own.
Especially if you're just asking it to like, you know, oh, hey, I'm working with.
this new API. I've never worked with it before. How would I do this? Can you find the documentation
for this for me? And then it's giving you the documentation. If you're learning, if you're using
it as like a learning accelerator, one of the people on the team was talking about how they don't,
they don't like using its output. They don't like using it that way. But they might use it to
help get them to, you know, find that documentation for me. Then they can learn it themselves or
whatever.
You don't need
some crazy
frontier model for that.
No.
So,
whatever.
Just use the cheaper
one that you have locally.
Hey, I've got
another cool thing.
Mr. There's no
good news this week.
With demand
for DDR4 platforms
rising,
Intel is rumored
to be preparing
Raptor Lake
next for
release in early
2027.
The Raptor Lake
Next series
would exist
side by side
with Nova Lake.
Next.
to help meet demand for both DDR4 and DDR5 platforms respectively.
Huh.
This speculation comes, as many vendors are increasing production of DDR4 motherboards,
due to the inflated costs of DDR5 that are making LGA 1151 and AM5 unaffordable.
This comes on the heels of AMD announcing a re-engineered Rizzen 7, 5800 X3D anniversary edition,
with Team Red expecting DDR5 prices to remain high for at least the next couple of years.
The good news spin on this one is, I don't know if you guys remember this from back when DDR5 launched,
but DDR5 ain't that much faster than DDR4 for gaming workloads.
There are places where DDR5 is a big benefit, and businesses may ultimately have to spring for expensive DDR5.
But every gamer who doesn't need to buy DDR5 might help to balance the current situation and help keep people.
things overall a little more affordable.
David and I were working on a computer
that was meant to compete with a different computer recently.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we actually talked through, hey, DDR4 or DDR5.
And right now, one of the challenges is that while DDR4 is about half the price of DDR5
at sort of a similar tier, so if we were looking at like a
6,000 megatransfer DDR5 and like a like a like a like a 3200 you know kind of lowish latency kit
so I'd say there's kind of our equivalence or so it's about half the price and motherboards on
the DDR4 side are actually still substantially cheaper but where you're running into trouble is
there aren't great options for like gaming CPUs for DDR4 even AMD's re-released 500 x3d is
pretty darn expensive yes it doesn't match I was really surprised at how expensive it was the
I'm buying an old platform so I could save money vibe.
Yeah.
At all.
Like at all.
It's a few hundred bucks,
isn't it?
Uh,
yeah.
I think it's like 300.
I think it's 329 U.S.
If I recall correctly,
don't quote me on that.
The U.S.
on that really turns the knife.
Yeah.
So it's like 400 and 450 bucks almost.
My God.
Yeah.
Um, but throwing more supply onto the pile
is always a good thing.
More competition is always a good thing.
350.
So seeing Intel come back into the game could put pressure on AMD.
And again, the more people who are like, okay, I'm going to buy some DDR4 stuff,
the less pressure there is on DDR5.
And DDR4 is not necessarily using the same cutting-edge fabs that DDR-5 would.
You can get decent DDR4 out of Chinese vendors like CXMT,
who actually is also making TDR5 now.
The more we can use the supply
from the various sources that we have it,
the better it will be for keeping pricing
from spiraling completely even more out of control.
So I'm bullish on this.
I think it's pretty cool.
But hey, what do I know?
I was bullish on the new leadership at Xbox.
Well, actually, I don't know if I was bullish.
I was cautiously willing to,
willing to watch and see if things went well.
And so far it's not looking that great.
So what you're going to say?
Speaking of watching and seeing if things went well, snap specs alive.
$2,200 augmented reality smart glasses announced, along with availability and specs.
The highly wearable, I believe they said, glasses, look kind of the opposite of that.
Look at his poor ear.
Bricks on your face.
Look at what happened to this man's poor ear.
Wow.
Fascinating.
You know what, though?
I mean, look, if you're going to wear doofy-ass smart glasses,
they might as well look like that.
Might as well embrace being goofy.
This is like, I embrace my freaking bottle glass thick,
freaking giant
rimmed glasses
this is me
I apologize to no one
for anything
I can respect it
I wouldn't want to wear them
but I can I can respect it
hilarious
sorry you were saying
is this snap like the app
yeah
yeah that snap
I forgot they were doing this
yeah
I remember this was announced
forever ago
but anyways
at the recent
augmented World Expo
Snap revealed specs of their first fully standalone
Why is this here?
Specs, their first fully standalone AR glasses
aimed at regular consumers.
The specs will run you 2,200 USD
and pre-orders are open
set to ship this fall in the US, UK and France.
Notably, Snap is the first to actually sell
standalone true AR glasses,
beating meta, Apple, and Google.
You can probably see why if you look at them.
as you can use these to place virtual objects and interfaces into the real world and are fully
standalone.
They are running SnapOS, Snap's proprietary platform.
What a weird world that Snapchat is the company doing this, but whatever.
The specs have, as far as specs go, two Qualcomm SnapDragon chips, one dedicated to computer
vision and spatial awareness and the other one to run the user interface, an in-house liquid
crystal on silicon L-C-OS display with an FOV of 51 amazing degrees.
132 grams for the smaller.
Smaller.
Smaller is doing a lot of work in this sentence.
47 millimeter frame, 136 grams for the larger 52 millimeter version.
Auto-tinting lenses that change states in about 10 seconds compared to meta-ray bands
that can take around a minute.
What?
That's pretty cool.
Why does it take so long?
I mean, transitions take a little while.
I don't know much about how they work,
to be perfectly honest with you.
Yeah, but if it's going through that, like,
you know, when you apply a charge to it.
Oh, it's not that.
Hmm, I wonder what it is.
What you can actually do with them,
real-time, turn-by-turn navigation,
a floating adjustable web browser,
live language translation,
gesture control,
and spatial AI,
that answers contextual questions
about what you're looking at.
Snaps demos showed things like car repair help.
That's a really fast way to wreck your car.
Cooking timers and...
That's an expensive cooking timer.
I think I have a microwave.
It's also a really expensive tape measure.
It also might weigh about the same as a tape measure.
Wow, fantastic. Thank you.
They declined to reveal the specific chipset.
display resolution, brightness, refresh rate, or camera details.
Huh.
So maybe we'll find out more at some point.
The UK has announced a countrywide ban for social media for people under the age of 16s.
It's expected to go into effect the spring of 2027 and will include apps such as Snapchat, TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.
One of my kids finally asked me if they could install Snapchat.
Why is, why is it?
Okay. Is Snapchat like popular with the kids again or something? Okay. And I'm actually, I have not answered. I haven't answered yet. Um, apparently everyone's using it to communicate. And, uh, I'm leaning no. I, um, I feel like it's one of those things that's just like, but why though? But also, you know, if all of my friends were on ICQ and my parents told me I couldn't install ICQ, I'd have been like, why are you destroying my social?
Is Snapchat still trying to give you the air of it being, you know, temporal?
Yeah.
Yep.
So.
I don't like either of those things.
Yeah.
Neither of those things are super good things.
Yeah.
The main reason why I don't like the temporal one is just because, you know,
maybe your kids will know because it's been communicated.
But not everyone involved in the various conversations would know.
Do you mean like impermanent?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's like, oh man.
And then, ah, kids are dumb.
So, like, even if your kid knows that it would disappear, there you go.
They might trust their friend to not take a screenshot.
Or they might trust the Snapchat software to tell them if a screenshot was taken,
which is also not a thing.
Yep.
I don't know.
I'm kind of tempted to have a talk with them that basically goes,
there's always going to be another fad.
Like, just open up my social tab and basically go like,
here's all of the apps that I have for people to message each other in.
I want you to point at how many you think I have any kind of valuable conversations in.
I think I did mean temporal, by the way.
I thought it just means...
pertaining to time or lasting a limited period of time rather than being eternal.
Does that work?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, I wasn't sure it worked in that context.
Okay.
I've usually used it as pertaining to time as opposed to temporary.
Ephemoral is definitely one that works, Night of Never, and Flipplane Chat says.
I don't know. Either way.
Yeah, either way.
I think we all understood what we're talking about at this point.
Basically, if you haven't used Snapchat and I haven't used it in probably a decade or more,
you can send like a picture and that picture won't always exist.
I don't know what the terms are.
I don't know if you can open it once and it goes away.
Self-destructing is another great term for that.
Sure.
Or if it lasts for like a day or something like that.
But there's in some way you won't be able to naturally access it through the app anymore.
And it has a thing where if you take a screenshot of it, it tells the person that you
receive the message from that you took a screenshot of it.
But there are other ways to capture your screen,
including just like another phone or a webcam
or something else that can take a picture.
So yeah, part of the temptation, I think, here,
is going to be to like basically go, yeah,
how many of these do you think are used for meaningful connections?
You know, like there's always going to be another thing.
What is this offering that is not addressed,
by, you know, current, you know, current solutions.
Do you feel this is very important?
Why?
You know, see if we can maybe just kind of talk through it.
It's tough, too, though, because, like, if that is the way that all of their friends communicate,
none of those arguments are going to matter to their friends, which is tough.
No, but, I mean, I don't know.
And maybe this is a lot to ask of a youngling.
but, you know, from my point of view,
um,
should have the conversation at least.
If someone won't talk to me,
if I'm not on their preferred messaging platform,
um,
then I don't really think that that was probably a very deep connection.
Um,
but I can also see that the other way, right?
If they're sitting there going,
well,
if they won't talk to me on my preferred,
messaging platform, then maybe they don't care that much.
I'm just having a hard time understanding the
necessariness of something like a Snapchat or something like
an Instagram.
And maybe this is just me going full boomer here.
And I see a lot of y'all.
You also have to be the really annoying person that doesn't use
the thing that everyone else uses, though.
It's not a great place to be.
Yeah.
Socially.
Yeah.
I get that.
And it helps that they can blame you.
Yeah.
It does genuinely.
Oh, definitely.
Yeah.
Sorry, my stupid dad.
Don't let me have it.
Yeah.
And whether or not they actually, like, believe that, that is a helpful line.
Yep.
Sorry, it's.
I just, uh...
Flemmy or overtime.
I just, I can't, um, and this is something that I, that I have honestly struggled with,
basically my entire time using computers to,
communicate why the actual fuck do we need so many apps for this like trillion seemed like magic i was
like oh well this just solves it forever now i never have to think about it again and then trillian died
except i think it actually still exists or something but it it's not really useful anymore
because you can't use it to communicate with people across you know facebook messenger and
what's app and instagram dms and twitter dms and like oh my god you two
is going to have DMs now.
Like, what are we even doing?
What is going on here?
I just Googled Trillion.
Yeah.
And it was like, did you, did you mean trillion the number?
I was like, oh boy.
It still exists.
Yeah.
But is business?
Is this for, yeah, for people, business and health care?
I wonder if you can link like teams into it or something.
Surillion Studios.
I think, I think this has come up on the show before.
I think it has.
Hilarious.
Hmm.
I just, I can't, um...
Yeah, it sucks that, I don't know,
Twitter became a, a platform of politics.
Because as much as I never liked it at any stage,
it was the place that like all of the creator people were.
Mm-hmm.
So you could always find a link that way.
Yeah.
And then Facebook was the place that all your like,
family members were.
And that.
And that.
And then between,
those two you could kind of like you could kind of plug your nose and just yeah just have
them on your phone and you could find people and one of the problems is discord is where a lot of
people seem to be migrating at least you know at my age so they're moving they're moving on from
discord just so you know like the kids yeah yeah yeah okay boomer discord not I'm not too
surprised that was only going to last so long that's the thing about trends they're
they come and go temporal ha ha ha
It's not a very deep cut, but it's a cut.
But the problem with Discord was the discoverability was crap.
Oh, yeah.
How do you find anybody?
I mean, it's like by design.
Yeah.
Streamer mode,
Streamer mode, lock it down.
Which in a way was actually really great.
It was really great.
But with Discord becoming so divisive, sorry, with Twitter becoming so divisive,
then it's like, oh, Clay, I got to find this person.
They're not on Twitter anymore.
I see they said, I'm gone now.
Are they on Mastodon?
Did they go to Blue Sky?
That's where their thing said they went.
But that account looks like it's abandoned too.
And then are they on threads?
Are they on Mastodon?
Are they on whatever the heck?
How do I find this person?
Are they on Snapchat?
Can I send them my dick?
They won't screenshot it, right?
They told me they wouldn't.
Nobody would lie.
Nobody would use an external camera to take a photo of it
because Snapchat can't detect that.
No one would ever do that.
No one would have a rooted device.
Yeah. Nobody's ever tried to do something bad with information they received in the form of a photo or a text message when they're in high school.
LNG underscore channel and floatplane chat says threads is the new dating app.
Really?
That's weird.
Stop.
That's strange.
I don't even know what to think about that. That's just strange.
So you shop for used stuff.
on Facebook Marketplace and you shop for used people on threads.
With the rollout of dating threads,
I'm starting to wonder what direction the app is going.
I mean,
Facebook figured out that by running Marketplace for absolutely for freaking free,
they could figure out everything that you were interested in getting rid of or buying.
Dating threads.
I mean,
what more could Meta possibly know about you?
What are dating threads?
I have no one.
idea. I'm running into a ton of profiles that feel like classic dating app bios. Overly curated,
no real post history. And here's the sketchy part. Most of them aren't linked to a real Instagram account.
Yeah, that's sketchy. Some are connected to what looks like fake Instagram accounts that were clearly
made to pass the verification check. Okay, that's sketchy. Also, some very popular-
Maybe they just don't have Instagram. No, I think you have to have it. Also some very popular-
Oh, but maybe they didn't have it before, so they just made Instagram to be able to get threads.
Also, some very popular threads accounts with thousands of followers are linked to Instagram accounts that only have a few hundred followers.
Like, isn't the whole point that it's tied to Instagram?
Why are these profiles even existing?
Is dating threads an unofficial trend?
Okay, and garbage.
Okay, well, at least one person noticed a thing.
Huh.
Weird.
Sure.
All right.
I don't.
I have no idea.
I think we're not the right people to talk about this.
Yeah, dude, I've been married for longer than I existed as an unmarried individual.
Yeah.
I remembered a fun thing.
Is that right?
No, that's not right yet, actually.
But I've been with the person I married for longer than I have existed as an unmarried individual.
That makes sense.
I think I've been playing Minecraft for longer than I haven't been playing Minecraft.
Okay, one of those things,
Oh boy
Are there women in Minecraft
Like is that
No
No okay
I think it's just sad
I see
I was more than supposed to be like a reality hit
Yeah
Just how long Minecraft has been out
Oh yeah
Do you still actively play Minecraft?
No
Oh okay
Okay
I'm not that single
Well, it kind of seemed like that's where you were going.
I thought that was your point.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because Linus was thinking about marriage versus not marriage.
Yeah, it's the same sort of thing.
It's interesting still that you went there with it, but...
I'm distracted when the WAN show is happening.
Yeah, that's fair.
Anyway, we weren't actually done with this topic.
Hold on, hold on.
One of my favorite things, because just to go back to, like, there is no security in communications when you're in high school,
thing. A fun one that was going around my school
was that you would send, you would tell someone a secret on MSN
messenger, but you would use like wingdings or whatever.
And none of the dudes figured this out for a super long time, but the girls knew
that you could paste the wingdings into like word and then just change the fun.
And it would actually say what it said.
So there was a bunch of dudes my school telling secrets to girls and all the girls knew
what all the secrets were.
And it was,
I just thought it was hilarious.
I was like,
that was very funny.
I don't actually remember that feature of Emerson.
MSN.
MSN had so many cool features.
If they just,
seriously,
I've said this before,
I'll say it again,
if they just brought back
MSN Messenger,
in its,
in its,
like,
when they EOL'd it form today,
people would use the fuck out of it.
They would,
they would show up in droves.
It was so cool.
And the funny thing is like low-fi, like digital cameras and stuff, like that era is so hot right now.
Like you could even, you could even have the low-quality video calling of original MSN.
You could literally change nothing but update the security.
I bet a handful of Microsoft engineers could vibe code the freaking upgrade.
Like seriously, just bring it back.
It will be successful.
You're welcome.
I'd use it.
I would definitely be interested.
MSNMessinger was goaded.
It was so good.
The nudge was peak.
Okay, there are some features that...
I mean, maybe that's how they monetize it.
They monetize disabling people from nudging you.
Oh, Jeremy says, what are you even talking about?
Microsoft had a messaging app that was just plain better than anything that we have now.
It was actually awesome.
No distraction.
Oh, so good.
I still, to this day, will screw up and want to send someone a thumbs up emoji and do bracket-why-bracket, and then send it.
And then I sent someone, I don't know, maybe that converts into some emoji now, or I just send them bracket-why-bracket, and it's just, it doesn't mean anything.
Yeah.
This is amazing.
I'm not going to show this, but my son wore the tie from my wedding.
for an event tonight and looks like an absolute baller.
Epic, he does.
Okay, I'm actually looking for something here, though.
I'm in my chat with Yvonne.
Bracket white bracket still works in his emoji and lots of stuff.
A lot of the stuff I've used it in, it does not, but that is good to hear.
Why?
No, that's good.
I like that.
What's bracket white bracket?
It's supposed to be this.
I'm going to find this.
Isn't that boobs?
you put a space on each side of the Y for that.
Come on now.
This is really annoying.
Why is this not working?
Okay, do your thing for a little bit.
Wait, we haven't finished that topic yet.
This is so obnoxious.
Well, whatever.
Yvonne and I still use bracket L bracket.
But it just doesn't convert to anything.
We just...
You just understand.
We just use it.
Yeah.
And so I'm trying to find it.
But what's funny is if you search for that in WhatsApp, it actually finds every instance of the word love.
Huh.
Yeah.
That's weird, actually.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what it meant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's fascinating that it's converting that.
Why would it do that?
I even put, you saw, I put quotes around it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's also picking up words like left looking like, but mostly the word, it's finding, oh no, is it finding any word that starts with an L?
Is it finding capital L? Any word that finds with capital L?
No, no, I think it's any word that starts with an L. Why is it doing that?
Interesting.
I'm trying to find something specific, you freaking stupid thing.
Man, everybody's posting like little asky emotes.
it makes me happy.
Oh, that's awesome.
Remember when you could make custom ones?
I still have saved on my NAS,
the one of the little smiley face with the arms,
creeping up behind the other one,
and then giving it a hug.
It's like the cutest thing ever.
Those were so cool.
Kirby Dance used to be one of my favorite ones.
I'm posting in a full-wind chat now.
Oh, my gosh.
there's an amongus
an amongus
well I am not going to be
it turns out that I actually text with my wife
a lot
so going
so going through this is going
is going to take too long
all right
anyway
yeah so we like definitely
unironically still use that
we know what's up
okay anyway we weren't done that topic
They'll also
The UK government will also be looking in more detail
at overnight curfews and breaks in infinite scrolling
for under 18 year olds for social media
That one's nice
And they'll set out more details on this in July
They also want to address
So-called AI romantic companion chatbots
Nice
Nice and will hopefully enforce a minimum age of 18 for those
Those are a problem
According to a national survey with more than
116,000 responses earlier this year
more than 83% of parents said the risks of social media outweigh the benefits and 90% expressed support for a minimum age of 16.
And the kids will get around it.
And they will, but also a lot of them won't.
It'll be less convenient.
Or maybe it won't.
But at least we're, at least we're starting the conversation at the very least.
I think that is something that is worth doing at this point.
So obnoxious.
I can't believe Snapchat's getting popular again.
I can't believe Snapchat's still around.
I can't believe they're making AR glasses.
I thought that was like an unrelated company and they're like,
they're actually the Snapchat.
It's like, okay.
What?
Okay, I found it.
As recently as in April.
Yeah, yeah.
There it is.
There it is, bracket L bracket.
See, that's awesome.
Freaking ridiculous.
That's a couple who used to talk on MSN.
Yeah, oh, dude.
We MSN hardcore.
It was crazy.
All right, why don't we...
What else we got?
Oh, this one's cool?
Do you want to talk through this one?
AMD brings...
Oops, I...
Yeah, I collapsed it.
Not bad.
AMD brings advanced shader delivery
across all our DNA GPUs.
This is actually pretty exciting.
Cutting game load times down by up to 95.
percent. Damn.
AMD and Microsoft are rolling out
advanced Shader delivery in the Xbox
PC ecosystem designed to tackle
shader compilation stutter
and long first load
times in games.
I wouldn't even just say first load to be
honest. It's all the freaking time.
It's so often. That
computer building video to compare to a
different computer that David
and I were doing was so frustrating.
We ended up waiting around for Shader compilation.
I kid you not. Four times on
set today. It's very annoying. This is genuinely really cool. Honestly, first load, I think you
could just kick that out of there. But anyways, instead of compiling shaders on the user's PC during
gameplay, shaders are pre-built and delivered ahead of time. So games can load faster and run smoother
right from launch. Yeah, you just download it. Yeah, how big is it? I didn't think that was possible.
I think it's not that bad. Weird. Because Intel was talking to me about this. They're doing it too
on the new arc handhelds. Huh. Yeah. Interesting.
But how?
Yeah, I'd love to know more.
Me too.
Yeah.
An AMD tweet said that the ASD reduces shader stutter and load times by up to 95%.
The feature is expanding in preview and is now being supported more broadly across AMD RDNA GPUs via new drivers.
However, the functionality currently only supports games played through the Xbox app.
TechSpot's article on the subject says support for Nvidia RtXX.
hardware arrives later this year and Intel has been also pledged to implement the feature.
Hopefully they keep releasing graphics cards.
Yeah, what's the worst load time you can remember experiencing?
Oh.
Dude, Halo Infinite.
Getting that game going with a group was brutal because I swear.
Every time there was some stupid update, there would be a stupid like eternity of pre-compiling shaders.
it was brutal.
I mean, we had net nanny and dial-up combined,
a bit terrible combination.
And I would try to load RuneScape.
I've told this story on Wancho before,
but it was literally so long.
I would load RuneScape, go downstairs,
make a sandwich and like some peach juice,
because you still have peach juice,
consume all of it, go upstairs,
and it still usually wasn't done loading.
And it was actually loading
and would eventually actually load.
So I'm talking double-digit minutes.
My favorite one, though, is Morowind, of course, because Morrwind would completely reboot your Xbox during some of the load screens.
It was honestly, there was a lot of tech for Morin that was fascinating, like placing data on different parts of the disk for load time optimizations and stuff.
And yeah, apparently it would like sneakily restart your Xbox.
Crazy.
Some of this, Howard explained how to do with the folks at Xbox tipping Bethesda off about a few quirks of the hardware.
Great tricks they taught us.
Favorite one is, if you're running low on memory, you can reboot the original Xbox and the user can't tell.
You can throw a screen up, like when Morwin's loading.
You get a super long load.
That's us rebooting the Xbox.
That was the Hail Mary.
And yeah, it was kind of a known thing for Morwin players.
Of every once in a while, you just get smashed with this, like, insane load screen.
and the thing was like you know don't turn the Xbox off or whatever it is working but nobody like
I didn't know this was it rebooting until many years after I played that I mean I've seen it many
times where the last frame that was sitting in like the output buffer or whatever is just like
still there even when it's not updating to new frames but I get I guess that was that was a feature not a
Crazy, eh?
Huh.
So that's my favorite one.
That isn't the longest one, but it, man, some of those load times were really long.
And it makes sense now that the whole freaking system is rebooting and then it's loading what you needed.
Yeah, crazy.
I loved, man.
I really, really used to enjoy watching some like making of things.
I don't remember if who's Morwind or oblivion or something.
but I remember there was a making of of one of those
that was just really awesome to watch.
Some of the making of, I think it was probably Halo 2,
but the making of extras of either Halo 1 or Halo 2
was just incredible.
That's where I learned how they would just,
they would like intentionally make the geography
of the map that you're on in a way that it would block
what you're about to see next
because it would load the enemies like right before you,
got there and it would unload stuff behind you and like all this how they managed again just
dealing with the memory of these consoles really isn't that what i'm describing i think i think it was like
two rocks no like all of the geometry and everything was just two models that they rotated around and
scaled oh is that mar i thought that was mario Mario did that with clouds clouds yeah clouds and
i know i know halo it might have been the first one did something very similar
yeah i wouldn't be surprised yeah
Oh yeah, no. What you say, it's not all the geometry. It's all of the rocks are basically two rocks.
Yeah, mountains and stuff like that. Yeah, they're like stuck in the ground so you can't see most of it and they'll rotate it around and stuff. Yeah, I think that's a pebble. It's just a teeny tiny one. Yeah, I think that's Halo 1. It's just scaled differently. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Halo 1.
I'm pretty sure that was Halo 1.
Halo 1 rocks.
Let's see.
It might even be 1.
I don't remember that was a while ago.
I don't remember.
There's some really good ones about,
there's a good mini-doc on YouTube
about racing the beam
if you're talking about Mario
because all of the game logic
has to happen before the beam starts
because like you only have so much time
to manipulate it as it's going down the screen
every 50.
or 50 or 60 seconds, right?
That's kind of funny.
Oh, it's Halo 3?
No way, not Halo 3?
I thought it was Halo 1.
Oh, racing the beam.
God, Nokia's fast.
What the hell?
Nokia's wicked fast.
That's insane.
No, that's a great video if you want to,
if you have any interest in like...
All right, we've got a couple of quick ones.
Hello, sorry, one last.
Halo 3 player discovers every single rock
in one of the game's most memorable levels is the same rock.
It's just rotated, scaled, and moved around.
like that kind of stuff is
instant wicked man
instance and geez baby
I love that stuff
crazy
anyways
are there pictures of this
pretty boring pictures is all the same rock
yeah but I want to see like how they use them and stuff
yeah yeah I was just making a joke
let me see if I can
okay so here it is
so every one of these rocks is the same rock
just rotate and scaled and turned around
that's hilarious i would never i would never know that yep
and you know there maybe a different amount of it is jutting out of the ground yeah
yep and you only have to load one rock yeah pretty awesome and you just instance it
with size and rotation and you're done so cool amazing love stuff like that like when i when i
learned that thing with Super Marlboro's and the clouds in the grass are the same. It's just recolored.
Fantastic. There's also a really good mini-doc about the Sega logo, I think, on the original Sonic,
because the console couldn't produce that type of screen update resolution. So what it's actually
is it's like four videos playing simultaneously. And then what they do is they break it into
the different scan lines and different colors, and then they swap the color buffer,
because it can only display so many colors, which gives you, like, quadruple the frame rate.
So your animations can be even smoother because it couldn't physically process that amount
of information that fast.
And what the hell?
It's like, it's nuts.
It's so cool.
I love stuff like that.
All right, I got a couple quick ones here.
Researchers at UC San Diego, backed by Google, have figured out how to turn retired smartphones
into low-cost data center hardware.
The pitch rests on a surprising fact.
A phone from three years ago
still delivers higher single-core performance
in spec benchmarks
than server CPUs like dual AMD epics
that are found in real data centers.
The servers crush the phones on total throughput,
but in terms of per core,
the mobile chips actually hold their own.
The process strips each phone down to just the motherboard,
so your display, batteries, cameras, chassis all come off.
And Android gets replaced with a standard data center Linux distro.
The boards get networked into self-managing clusters of 25 to 50 units running Kubernetes.
Of course.
Roughly 25 to 50 phones match the compute of a single dual socket server CPU
and a 20 phone cluster can already serve an app for a class of 75 plus students.
Google frames this around embodied carbon.
The motherboard alone accounts for about 50% of a phones manufacturing emissions
and people replace phones roughly every four years.
With Google's support, UCSD plans to scale up to 2,000 phones
in a data center launching fall 2026 that could support 100 classes at once,
all on hardware that would otherwise be e-waste.
Dude, that's awesome.
It's super cool.
I don't know how scalable it is, but it's really cool.
Well, 2,000 phones.
It's not even that many phones, actually, in terms of like the sheer volume of phones that exist that people are just not using and don't care about anymore.
Like, look at the Neo.
Like, you can do incredible things with phone processors.
100%.
I was doing, I was doing so, I was talking to Wendell about space stuff.
And we were talking about the Mercury era.
Were you talking about data centers in space?
No.
No.
We were talking about the Mercury era missions.
and he was mentioning offhand.
I haven't like verified this or anything,
but it's Wendell.
But he's mentioning offhand
about the transistors in your phone now
amounts to a higher number
than all of the transistors in the world at that time.
And I was like, damn.
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, brain too small and think too much further than that,
but that's pretty cool.
Illinois looks like they might become the first state
to ban drivers from wearing smart glasses.
This is just pending Governor J.B. Pritzker's signature,
meaning it could become law in the coming weeks if he signs it.
The bill's supporters say the glasses can display information, messages, or other content
directly in a driver's field of view, making them a new form of distracted driving
as these devices become more popular.
Critics argue that the bill is a blunt instrument and that not all smart glasses are equally distracting,
and enforcement could give police broad discretion to stop or question drivers based on their eyewear.
That's about all I have to say about that.
It probably seems like a good thing to avoid video screens in people's eyeball holes while they're driving.
It's always something that blows me away when I visit Taiwan or other countries where you appear to be simply allowed to watch video on your dashboard while you are driving.
Pretty much, I'd say a solid half of the Uber drivers that I get in Taipei are just like watching dramas or like music videos.
Dude, I was getting an Uber because I need to, I need to.
get somewhere. I tend to really try to take
transit when I'm in Taipei for a variety
of reasons to be honest. It's also just super
cheap, but I get carsick really easily
and I was getting an Uber and we were
counting the amount of like, I don't know what
you want to call them false starts.
And this is not
unique to Taiwan, I
would say, but this was a particularly rough
situation where they would
like step on the gas
fairly seriously
and then break
before going. Once a
Once a light went green.
There was at one light, it was 26.
It was like a 15 minute ride or something like that.
I was, I could taste both a mixture of stomach acid and metal in my mouth by the time we got there.
I guarantee you that's not as bad as what I tasted earlier in the show, but it's not a competition.
But like, oh my God.
Yeah, if I can, if I can not, I'll usually not.
I'll walk or take transit or something.
I actually tweeted earlier this week and I got a surprising number of just like brain dead responses on this.
I was like, hey, there's already an accelerometer in both of the phones in the car.
How about you just use it, Uber?
And then you can just like tell drivers to chill the fuck out with their whole like leadfoot break, lead foot break, lead foot break.
It's just so bad.
And the funny thing is like you can report issues.
Like when you leave a three-star review, I think anything three-star and below, it automatically prompts you for like why.
And for whatever reason, like excessive acceleration and braking is not one of them.
Like you can flag, if I recall correctly, it's like dangerously, it's like dangerous driving.
But it's not always dangerous.
Sometimes you're just cruising down the freeway.
There's nobody around.
and they're just like,
meh,
yeah,
yeah,
oh my God,
the gas pedal is not a toggle switch.
You could just make a fine adjustment.
And it's like,
oh, you should just talk to the driver.
It's like, I shouldn't have to.
It literally shouldn't be necessary
with what is supposed to be a replacement
for professional drivers in taxis or whatever.
It just seems like a very obvious thing
for them to just address,
because it's such a meme.
Like, everybody knows.
Yeah, yeah, Uber drivers.
Like, yeah, especially like Tesla's.
When they have the Regen breaking on maximum,
so they're like one pedal driving,
and they have no idea how to have that pedal be anything other than all the way down
or all the way up.
Ugh!
Yeah, it's rough.
Okay, did we finish that topic?
Oh, yeah, I mean, I guess so.
Did we?
Yeah, I want to talk about, oh, wait,
I mean, I think it's worth mentioning that I think this is going to be completely insane.
You were doing that it was like Illinois or whatever with the you can't wear smart glasses.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I support the idea that you can't wear smart glasses while driving.
But like, what the hell?
You can barely even tell the current generation raybans versus normal raybans.
How the heck are they supposed to figure that out?
I mean, I don't know.
And they're only going to get stealthier as time goes on.
Yeah.
And I think there was like one of the discussion questions.
on her something. I don't know where the topic is right now, but I think one of the discussion
questions was like, is this going to just give them an excuse to pull anyone over at any time
if they're wearing glasses? It's kind of like, yeah, probably, to be honest. And like, cops simply
already cannot be expected to recognize everything that someone's not allowed to have or every stupid law.
Totally. So, I mean, I support the idea that you shouldn't be able to wear them while driving, but like,
man, I don't know how the heck you enforce that, unless it's just one of the, an additional
thing to throw at you when they're trying to throw the book at you.
And Agent Renzo reminds us, we talked about this last week, but prescription smart glasses.
Like, what are you going to tell them?
Dude, it's such a tough.
Take off your prescription glasses and get back behind the wheel.
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
Yeah.
We briefly touched on this for the first time.
ChatGPT has less than half of the AI assistant market.
Oh, yeah, there you go.
I don't think we have to get into a ton of depth on this, but Claude is growing like
Bannanase.
Gemini is growing pretty good.
But Claude is looking...
Most of the development-minded people I know
are using Claude right now.
Claude, very strong.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a bunch of stuff in here.
I'm so sorry to the writer
who prepared all these notes,
but I think we have to move on to After Dark.
Dan, Mr. Besser, hit us.
Oh, I got buttons.
It's a push first.
Fascinating.
Okay.
He pushed the buttons.
I hear I'm pushing buttons.
I don't see it doing anything.
I push at the buttons.
Uh,
that one.
Tada.
Okay, cool.
You have to do the Valley Girl.
Hello,
LLD.
For Linus,
are there any plans to bring you back?
That's a really bad Valley Girl.
You're going to have to do better than that.
Can't have it up, Dan.
Can't even remember what it is.
Linus,
can you give me a hand here?
Yeah, sure.
It's pretty good at it.
Uh,
like, hello, LLD.
Thank you.
For like, Linus,
are there any plans to like bring back?
Don't walk.
long sleeve. It's my favorite long sleeve, but I only got one before they were gone.
Okay, yeah, you did that whole second sentence without a single like.
Oh, I keep forgetting to add the like. It's like my favorite long sleeve, but like,
thank you director, Linus. I'm not answering the question until you do the second line
project. It's like my favorite long sleeve, but like I only got like one before they were gone.
I would have had a, I would have had a fifth like and before they were like gone. Yeah, but that's
really good. That's pretty good.
I'm working on it. I'm working on it.
I don't think we have a ton of plans for Waffle Long Sleeve.
My uncle really likes it too.
I don't think that we're going to be bringing it back anytime soon.
I am so sorry.
Do I have Alley Girl less?
I can't tell.
Interesting.
I think so.
I wonder why I stopped.
Because I'm talking about this reminded me that I used to get a lot of comments on
WAN show about why the fuck does he talk like that? He sounds like a freaking Valley girl.
And I just noticed as I was talking to Dan, I didn't, I didn't drop any likes, I don't think.
Do I, do I still do it a bunch? I, Mr. O Mutt says it's been much less.
I haven't really noticed. Interesting. I didn't think about it at all. I'd never thought about
it till this conversation, but my answer was immediately and I think it's less.
Agent Renzo says
I think you realized
the uselessness of the word like
I don't think I did
I mean I
do pick up on the speech patterns
of people around me
and I
you know like anyone
I'm always changing
you know like
I don't know
I just I didn't think about it
you thought about that
now that I think about it
I like immediately
immediately want to do it
watch it
watch it be fully fledged back
is it back now
have I relapsed
am I off the wagon
no because you didn't say
is it like back now
so I think you're like so back
that's crazy
that's like crazy
I'm gonna have to not think about it
look at her butt
she must be like
one of those rap guys
girlfriends
I brought those Apple boxes out
and I was singing Apple Boxes jeans
Nice
They're here
Oots
That's what he's talking about
Yeah
Boxes with the fur
Everybody was resting on her
Did you answer the question about
Yeah I did
Okay
Do I have to
Yeah I mean
We're not answering any
Hello DALL
Question for Luke
Have you like heard of the
Lantern of the
Laughless Saint
stated as the
spiritual successor
to like Morrowind and junk
The trailer's amazing
And starts by saying
Beep you, Todd Howard
Whatever that could mean
Like come on
That was pretty good
That's pretty good
He's improving
Yes I have heard of it
I think the whole internet
came together
In its algorithmic
Excellency
and was like
this guy, because I don't think I've received ads for almost anything else as much as I've
received ads for this. And I'm following it on Steam. Okay. What is that? How many times you said
like, like a valley girl? Oh, I was going to see if you did it more. I was just going to keep trying.
I do it a little bit. Yeah. Oh, I know. Yeah. Oh, you've always been a little valley girl.
Yeah. Yeah. Howdy L-LDL. Finally remember to use my like coin. Well, switch to.
to Kashi during the
like Linux challenge
and it's been fun
oh my god
any like workarounds or discoveries
or like happy little accidents you know
like you found that you didn't
make it into the you know videos
what is it
it's not Valley Girl
no it's it's evolving
it's evolving yeah
it's like Valley Girl mixed with like
90s dork
yeah I well this one felt dorky
I'm trying to embody the character of the person.
You got to remember,
everything is a question.
Okay.
How do you LDL?
Finally, like, remember to use my coin, lull?
No, that was wrong, but how do you LDL?
Like, you have to have the uptone at the end.
It's been fun?
And then you're also, the, like, yeah.
Any workarounds or discoveries or happy accidents you found that didn't make it in videos?
Yeah, okay.
Okay, do you find any happy accidents?
We'll get there.
I haven't tried catchy yet.
During the Linux challenge and it's been fun.
Any work around Discovery's happy accidents you found that didn't make it in videos?
He did read that to you.
It was just impossible to understand with all the extra filler words.
That too.
I'm also, I'm just thinking.
I feel like...
That doesn't count.
I feel like it was mostly mentioned because Wancho counts as a video.
I count it.
I talk.
about a lot of it on WAN as we're going along.
Hmm.
That would be an interesting WAN show,
hooking up electrodes to us so that every time we say,
um,
like,
or just any bullspit
deliver words.
I might appreciate that. I want to use them less.
Would we end up saying nothing?
The of us can talk.
We're both just paralyzed.
That's rough
No
No hear me out serves a purpose
W. Calderini
I don't think so
Hear me out
No I don't think I didn't mention anything
I think I mentioned a lot of stuff on WAN
That didn't necessarily end up in the primary videos
Damn it
Workgrounds and stuff though
Yeah I don't really think so
I haven't dabbled much with playing games that aren't on Steam yet.
I suspect that's going to be a hurdle.
It's about time I do my like every three months check-in with Assassin's Creed Odyssey.
Damn it.
Yeah, I can just say it and there's no value.
It takes practice to fill it with silence.
I really, I really want to do that.
You just practice it.
It does.
It does take practice.
I was thinking about this months ago, not that recently, but just that I think it would be better if I didn't.
It's also, believe it or not, counterintuitively, part of communication to use filler words, though.
Because you're communicating that you're still talking.
I do find that people tend to interrupt me when I'm working on that.
Presentations and stuff, though, it's really good to have it as a practice.
Yeah, if I could be able to flip a switch.
Turn it off and on, yeah.
Yeah, it's kind of similar.
to what I was able to do
when I was in high school.
So the second I
joined the shop class,
so I think that was in
grade 11.
I went from being
the guy who people would go
if I said ass
or damn to just
cussing like a sailor.
Wow, that makes a lot of sense.
But I still had
young siblings at home.
and at that time
dude
I could turn it on and off
like fully
I don't think my parents
ever realized
that I said a swear word
and
in shop class
I don't think people knew
that I knew other words
yeah like it was
yeah I find interesting
it's harder now
I seem to be able to do that quite effectively
on like a location
basis. Sort of.
You slip up a fair bit. On WAN?
Oh, not on WAN. No, that's what I'm saying.
No, but like...
No, I can't... I suck outside of this context.
Yeah, I know. I screwed up all the time.
I know. And it's like really frustrating and kind of embarrassing.
But for some reason on WAN, it's like perfect.
Actually, come to think of it, I'm pretty good at it.
I don't think my kids have almost ever heard me swear.
Like, why can't I...
Why? What?
I don't know, but you're kind of embarrassing and...
public sometimes because you're very loud. Yeah. If you weren't so loud, then the potty mouth
wouldn't be so much of a problem. I've been working. But I'll be like, Luke, there's like a lot of
kids here. Yeah. There was sometimes. I don't actually, I usually don't say anything because there's
not much point. But there have been times that I'm just sitting there going, okay. Yeah. I often forget
how far away I can be heard from.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Very far away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I had someone point out the other day that like we were talking about something that
wasn't super public and they were like, we got to talk quieter.
And I was already whispering.
And we had to talk quieter because someone was across the building.
And I was like, oh, damn.
I have wondered before, like, if our sound booths even contain it.
I'm not sure.
They don't contain it.
Part of the problem is the frequency.
Yeah.
Because lower frequencies are tougher to block.
So it's easier for me to have a private conversation than it is for you.
Very fun.
Very cool.
Last one there.
I'm sorry.
I was responding to me.
Appreciate you guys being late.
Allow me to second screen watch from like Australia with everything you've learned during Linux recently.
would you consider like a Linux tips or like a Nix tips series?
No, I think it's already covered really well.
I don't really see what additional value we'd bring at this point in time.
I think one of the biggest benefits we could bring is just making it more normal.
Covering it more on the main channels, absolutely.
And if it just happens to be in videos, like you were talking about how your choice for Odysseus was Fedora, I think you said.
I'm using Fedora Workstation.
Yeah, so that makes sense.
And if we did end up making a video about that,
if Fedora was just the thing that you used,
it's not like this huge deal.
It's just the thing that you used.
I think honestly, that's the most that we could bring.
That is a lot.
I'm not trying to diminish it.
But like trying to help normalize it is, I think,
something that the Linus Sectives channel could accomplish.
That's what we do for the longest time.
That's been our whole,
thing. We don't go the deepest into anything, but what we do is we strive to put at least a few
things in every video that someone can learn. And then we try to light fires. Like Luke said,
we try to just like go around throwing matches on the, be like, man, like, it was your channel
that inspired me to get into this. And that's always my favorite thing to hear is that one of those
matches ended up turning into a forest fire. Okay, not a great, um,
Not a great metaphor, but I think you guys get the point.
We don't want forest fires in a literal sense.
We want them in an imagination and inspiration sense.
Maybe we should go now.
We'll see again next week.
Well, hold on.
Somebody pointed out, did you guys figure out the YouTube channel thing yet?
Did we not?
Which one?
Oh.
What channel are we streaming to right now?
We haven't figured it out.
I asked Dan before we started.
He says next week.
Some people were off this week so they couldn't deal with it.
Okay.
Just...
We got to actually do that.
Just mid-sized company things, I know.
That makes sense, though.
I know.
See again next week.
Same bad time.
Hopefully we'll have the channel things sorted out.
Bye.
All right.
Oh, I'm up.
