The Way I Heard It with Mike Rowe - 64: It's Good To Be The King

Episode Date: July 8, 2017

Mike tells a very personal story of the King that changed his life.  

Hey, it's Mike Rowe. This is the way I heard it, the only podcast for The Curious Mind with a short attention span. Today's episode is called It's Good to Be the King. And you know what it is? It's a bonus episode. That's code for this one is different than the typical format to which you may have become accustomed. This story is not a mystery. But it is nevertheless worth telling, in my humble opinion. And I hope you like it. There's some other elements to it that are different from what we normally do here on the podcast, because the truth is, I wrote this before this podcast began. I wrote this back in 2008 as a eulogy to a man who changed the trajectory of my life and my career. If you saw Mr. Holland's opus, this will sound familiar to you. But I had a music teacher. His name was Fred King.

And what you're about to hear is my best attempt to articulate the impact that he had, just on me, but literally on thousands of other students and thousands of other singers all over the world. Fred King was known colloquially as the king of the barbershoppers. He was in a barbershop quartet, which is about the strangest thing in the world, a 16-year-old high schooler can encounter. But the guy was remarkable in just about every way a man can be remarkable. And when I wrote what you're about to hear, it made its way through what was at the time. time called the Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of Barbershop Quartet Singing in America. Today they're called the Barbershop Harmony Society. And I am here with these

guys right now as I speak in Las Vegas. There are 7,000 people from around the world who sing barbershop music that come to this convention. There are probably 30,000 in the society overall. But for the last three days, I've been in Las Vegas singing songs that were written a hundred years ago with people I've never met, pick up quartets, essentially, in stairwells, in various hotels, up and down the strip, and just having a great time. Tonight, I'm going to receive an honorary lifetime membership in this organization. So I just wanted to tell you a couple of things. First of all, this is a story that I'm proud of, and I hope you like it. It's a little different than what you're used to. Secondly, if music is a thing that you've always enjoyed and

acapella music in particular is something you're open to, you should go to barbershop.org, find one of these chapters. There's bound to be one near you. It might not be what you're expecting, and you're liable to like it a lot more than you think. And finally, I'll leave you with this. For the last three days, I've slept about four hours. And of all the conversations I've had and all the laughs I've had and all the songs I've sung. What struck me is that not once has there been a discussion of politics or headline news or any of the crap that is dividing the country right now in such an egregious way. Just music. Just laughs and a couple of beverages. All in all, a pretty good time. Anyway, here's the story. It's called It's Good to Be the King. It's about 20 minutes long, so sit back, relax,

Get yourself a beverage and hum along if you'd like. When strangers ask me how I wound up with my name and the title of a hit show, I never tell them the whole truth. That level of disclosure would require a mention of the Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of Barbershop Quartet Singing in America, or Spebskwa. And I've learned that long and unpronounceable acronyms make people anxious. So for the purpose of expediency, I usually limit my reply to a quick anecdote about Jay Leno or Dick Clark or some other Hollywood Big Shot that helped me along the path of Bealus Celebrity. Of course, the truth is never found in Hollywood.

And though I've done well in that town and made the acquaintance of a few famous people, I can assure you that none of them are responsible for my present good fortune. Now I found my success in bits and pieces along the crooked parts of an unexpected. path paved with good friends and close harmony. It was a road I had never considered or even imagined, a road that began in Baltimore nearly 30 years ago and meandered through 50 states and six continents. It's a road I continue to travel with great satisfaction, but were it not for Fred King, it would have most certainly been a road not taken. At the funeral, I sat quietly in the balcony and tried to imagine a world where Fred King had never lived. I thought of friends never made and songs never sung,

like one of those townspeople in Bedford Falls. I saw myself stumbling around in some dismal, alternative universe, my own wonderful life hopelessly altered by the absence of one high school music teacher. Robert Frost wrote that Way leads on to Way, and I suppose that's true, But looking down at the crowd that filled the church, but the hundreds of people who had traveled far and brave to hurricane to pay their respects, it was clear that my old friend and mentor had been more than a director of music.

He'd been a director of lives, and without even trying, he changed the direction of mine. So, even though you haven't asked the question, I'm going to pretend you did. And this time, my answer will include a couple of acronyms, and the part I usually leave out. When we first met in September of 1977, Fred King and I were each beginning our first day at overly senior high school in Baltimore County.

I was a skinny freshman with a deep voice and a weird stutter, and he was Mr. King, a new teacher assigned to an anemic music department that consisted of one bloated choir filled with students who thought they had signed up for a free period. There is simply no way to overstate the image. impact of our first encounter. Remember George C. Scott's opening speech in Patton? Well, Patton was a sissy. Mr. King walked into the crowded classroom and greeted us with two words. Shut up! His voice was stunningly loud. In the silence, he passed out a piece of sheet music far beyond anyone's ability to cite read. It was a six-part, a cappella arrangement,

and it appeared to be in Latin. Walking quickly to the people, piano, Mr. King gave us the pitch and started to conduct. I don't know what he was expecting, but when no sound emerged from our baffled wind pipes, he looked curiously around the room, and then at his own hands, as if the problem might have originated there. Frowning, he gave us the pitch a second time and began to conduct again. Silence. This is the overly senior high school concert choir, is it not? When no one replied, Mr. King closed his eyes and took several deep breaths as though he were trying to calm himself. Then he came unhinged. Slapping his hand on the piano with a mighty wallop, Mr. King launched into a tirade that featured expressions most

often heard in pool halls and saloons. He foamed, he raved, he swore, veins appeared in his neck and forehead. He tore the sheet music into shreds and threw them directly into our stunned faces. He cursed our incompetence and wondered aloud what cruel twist of fate had brought him in contact with such a pathetic group of clueless mutes. Then he kicked the music stand across the classroom and disgust and pointed to the open door. If you're not ready to sing, he bellowed. Get the hell out! It was a phenomenal exodus. Half the class gathered their books and never looked back. Some actually ran.

When they were gone, Mr. King slammed the door behind them, stomped back to the piano, and glared at those who dared remain. For at least ten seconds, he just stood there, breathing deeply and trying to get himself under control. Then, his face cracked in half. Technically, one might describe the phenomena as a smile, But if the intended consequence was mirth, we'll need to settle on another term. The cruel gash that slowly opened between his nose and chin revealed a stunning rictus of rotten enamel. Baby teeth were crowded up against giant incisors.

Moulders sprouted from the spot normally reserved for canines. And the two front teeth, though properly placed, were the size of small thumbs and jutted desperately past his ever-widening lips. as if trying to escape the diseased gums from which they hung. Beth Miller gasped. Cindy Schultz screamed, and the rest of us lurched backwards as the magnitude of this dental disaster was slowly revealed. When he had our attention, completely and totally, he spoke.

Ladies and gentlemen, the cowards have departed. Let's have some fun. For the next three years, that's exactly what we did. We talked, we laughed, We learned. We beheld a treasure trove of fake teeth. And of course, we sang. With no regard for standard curriculums and not one shred of political correctness, Mr. King went about the business of challenging us like no other teacher would ever dare.

Musically, there were pieces like Von Williams, Hodier and Bach's Mass and B minor, ambitious work so far beyond our ability that we didn't know any better, and learned and performed them anyway. But the personal challenges were even greater. When Mr. King found out I had never sung before, he assigned me a solo in our first concert, several notes out of my range. When he saw the fear on my face,

he kept me after class for private voice lessons. When he learned that I stuttered, he suggested an audition for the school play. And by suggested, I mean, demanded. After stammering my way through a monologue, he stopped me. Mikey, he said, character doesn't stutter, understand? Get into the character. You can stutter on your own time.

Without questioning the glibness of his direction, I simply followed it and read the passage again, flawlessly. A light bulb flashed. New possibilities opened before me. Fred King was a teacher that made things happen. Just a month into that first year, outraged by a lack of school spirit around the big homecoming game. Mr. King appropriated a snare drum from the orchestra department and began wrapping out a cadence that might inspire a soldier to charge into battle.

Mike, walk with me. Everybody else, fall in. Leaping from our chairs, we followed Mr. King out of the music room and down the solemn hallways of overly, shattering the quiet and bursting into seventh period classes uninvited and unannounced.

Study later, he bellowed. A battle is at hand. rise up and follow me teachers were dumbfounded and students were unable to resist like a pied piper mr. King marched us up and down the hallways out the back doors and onto the football field where the overly falcons were preparing to get their butts kicked by a much better team there on the far end of the gridiron he taught us the school song the juniors and seniors were particularly amazed having no idea the school song even existed

He addressed us as a general might, demanding our loyalty, challenging our spirit, calling the players on our team's heroes, and praising their courage for carrying our collective honor. He was a one-man pep rally and had the entire school in the palm of his hand. After that day, singing seemed cool to a lot of kids who had never given it a second thought. Even the jocks wanted to be in Mr. King's class, and he made room for them. Overnight, the concert choir swelled from 25 to 70. A boy's chorus was formed, then a mixed chorus, a madrigal group, a concert chorale. I joined them all. One day, in my junior year, I came across an old record album in Fred's office.

By this point, I was welcome in his office and allowed to call him Fred. It was a funny-looking album with four black and orange birds on the cover. The birds had been drawn to resemble stick-frey. resemble stick figures and they appeared to be singing. One was holding a top hat, another had a cane. I couldn't imagine the sound made by four singing birds, so I put the album on the stereo and turned up the volume. High neighbor, high neighbor, what do you say? When the opening chords of High Neighbor came crashing through the speakers, my jaw dropped. How could four men make that much sound?

By the second verse of Danny Boy, I was spellbound. Old folks left me transfixed, and during the tag of somewhere, I very nearly crapped my pants. My intent was not to steal the album, but that is precisely what I did. I took it home without permission and listened to it over and over and over again.

I learned the bass part to every song, as well as the lead. The tenor was easy enough to hear, but too high to sing along with. The baritone was a complete mystery. I played the album for my best friend, a guy named Chuck Klausmeier, who also sang in the boys' chorus. He reacted the same way, except during the tag of Somewhere, he really did crap his pants. We were fascinated. They were a barbershop quartet, and they called themselves the Oriole 4.

According to the back of the album, they had won some sort of gold medal. What was that about? Were they Olympians? And why were they wearing tuxedos? By Sunday, Chuck and I had memorized most of the songs. We were singing duets from the album, lead and bass, respectively. I thought we sounded pretty good together and started wondering how we might sound with two more parts. That Monday at school, I went looking for answers. Fred, what is Speb Squad? Fred, why can't I hear the baritone part? Fred, look how skinny you are in this picture. Fred, can you make me sound like Don Cep's? Stratton? Fred looked at me for a moment with no expression. Mike, don't ever take anything from my office again. Yes, sir. I held his gaze for about ten seconds. Then he wrote something on a

piece of paper. Be at this address tomorrow at 8 p.m. Yes, sir? Bring Chuck too. Yes, sir. As I walked out, he handed me the album and said, here, keep it, learn it, and don't lose it. Thank you, I said. I won't. And one more thing. Yes, sir? Nobody sounds like Don Stratton. Two nights later, at approximately 7.45 p.m., Chuck and I pulled through the gates of City Hospital in East Baltimore. We followed the directions to the former Nurses Dormitory and climbed up the stairs toward a large banner that read, chorus of the Chesapeake International Champions 1971, Spebsqua, Dundalk, Maryland. With no clear idea of what awaited us on the other side,

Chuck and I walked through the glass doors and into a time warp. 150 men were spread throughout a large room, most of who appeared to have come directly from work. There were cops and postmen and firemen, all in uniform. There was a milkman and a clown. tapping a keg of beer in the corner. I saw a train conductor and a priest, a cowboy, and an Indian. I saw baseball players wearing old-time uniforms.

Several men were dressed like professional card dealers with shiny vests and armbands, and some appear to be hobos, tattered and unshaven with soot on their faces. It was a bizarre scene, made stranger by the fact that most of these men were clustered in groups of four singing face-to-face, nose-to-nose. The cacophony was all around us, dozens of beehives, each buzzing a different tune, oblivious to the other. It's called woodshedding boys, and it's not always pretty. Fred had come up out of the throng with another guy that looked vaguely familiar. This is Bob Welsenbach, he said, a friend from the old neighborhood. I didn't recognize Bob from the album jacket because he'd shaved his beard, but I did recognize Jim Grant and Don Stratton, who had come up from the other direction and take him.

in a position next to Chuck. Before I could digest what was happening, Fred put a shiny disc to his lips and blew a pitch. A moment later, the air around me exploded. The album, I had just memorized, had come alive, and the sound was almost too much to process. It seemed to come from above them and filled the entire room with overtones

that crackled and hummed. Chuck and I stood there grinning like idiots. The other foursims immediately disbanded. and ran over to listen. When the Orioles sang, everybody listened. I won't say that I wept, but when they hit the tag to Susie, the sound knocked the moisture out of my eyes.

When the applause finally ended, Fred told the crowd to grab a beer and take a seat. The chorus of the Chesapeake was sponsoring a quartet send-off, and dozens of quartets from around the region were apparently headed off to compete with other quartets from around the country. The whole idea was overwhelming. Somehow, I'd formed the impression that the Oriol 4 was the only source of barbershop harmony in existence.

But now I was learning that there was an entire society with thousands of members and hundreds of chapters and many registered quartets. Some of them were right in front of me. There was the Rainbow's End, the Friends of Yesterday, the Preservation Quartet, and fascinating rhythm. The B&O connection was there, along with the captain's quarters and half a dozen others. I sat there next to Fred, sipping a beer I was too young to drink, and listening to grown men sing about mothers and sweethearts and old friends that would never forsake you. These men, some veterans of the Second World War,

sang with unapologetic joy and sentimentality. They sang about patriotism and good old-fashioned girls, and home, sweet home. They sang songs I'd never heard, but somehow recognized. The applause and support for each quartet was long and long. loud, and when the last one finished, Fred told the chorus of the Chesapeake to take their positions on the risers. Having no positions of our own, Fred instructed Chuck and me to stand directly behind him. He then asked the various quartets to join the chorus, and once again, pulled out

the shiny disc and blew another pitch. The song is that's what I call a pal. And if I failed to accurately capture the effect of four men singing as one, I'll have no hope. of describing the sensation of 150. The sound was huge beyond comprehension, a wall of perfectly tuned testosterone controlled entirely by Fred's fingers and targeted to that small spot directly between my eyes. I could do nothing but stand and gape and stupefied one

as tears ran down my cheeks and Chuck, once again, quietly cracked his pants. The chorus rehearsed for at least an hour, an hour, but I couldn't tell you what else they sang because I'd gone temporarily deaf. When Fred dismissed them, another keg was tapped, and the men of Dundalk got down to business. Chuck and I were separated, shang-hied by various foresums, and introduced to the mysteries of woodshedding. A nice old fellow named Bob C., who I later learned was the founder of the chorus, taught me a few tags, and said, son, you got the pipes.

Out in the parking lot, long after midnight, the Oriole 4 sang, half a dozen songs straight into my face. It was a private concert that will never be trumped. Then, in a gesture whose significance I could not yet know, Fred asked Don Stratton to step aside and let me sing the bass part to old folks. I can't say I remembered every word or nailed every note, but I got my share. More importantly, I got to say that my first complete song

ever sung in a barbershop quartet was in the company, in the company of the Oriole 4. That night, Fred changed the trajectory of my life. I joined the chorus of the Chesapeake the following week, and with Fred's help, form my own quartet. Chuck sang lead, and eventually got control of his lower GI tract. We called ourselves semi-formal because we were dressed in tuxedos and tennis shoes. Naturally, we misspelled formal on purpose because there were four of us,

and we were terribly clever. Fred coached us after school, and in no time, we were singing for anyone who'd care to listen, and a few that probably didn't. From street corners to nursing homes to Carnegie Hall, I got hooked on an audience, and I never got over it. I learned enough about music to fake my way into the Baltimore Opera, which somehow led to a gig at the QVC shopping channel where I sold karaoke machines in the middle of the night. Barbershop Harmony got me through the stage door of the entertainment and industry. And eventually, I wound up in New York and Hollywood, hosting game shows and talk shows and travel shows. Today, I've got a job that I love, friends that I cherish, and opportunities

that all began with an unforgettable music teacher, a barbershop quartet, and a pile of old songs that continue to play in my memory. The last time I saw Fred was a day or two after Christmas. I was on my way to Alaska for work and decided to stop by Baltimore for a quick visit with my friends and family. I'm glad I did. Turns out the course of the Chesapeake had organized a holiday beer blast. The boys of Dundalk still preferred to name their gatherings in a way that captures the event's true purpose and draws the biggest possible crowd. I arrived late to a banquet hall jammed with several hundred singers, but found Fred right away, comfortably situated in a corner holding court from his wheelchair. He was surrounded by a few dozen people and teaching a tag to four kids in their early

I watched him conduct with his pitch pipe, an aging king holding his sceptor. Like his old pal Jim Grant, Fred was down to one leg and fighting the diabetes every day. The most recent stroke had taken a terrible toll, and I was struck by how frail he looked and pale. But as I watched from the edge of the crowd, I saw that he still commanded the same attention, the same magnetism. People still needed to be nearing, and they clung to a every word. When I caught his eye, he smiled big and greeted me with a predictable salutation. Flossus, he exclaimed, in a surprisingly hearty baritone. Fossus isn't really a word, but if it were, the correct spelling would be F-Y-C-S. It is a truly inappropriate acronym, too tasteless to spell out here.

He's been greeting me that way since high school. I walked over, knelt down, kissed him on the forehead. That's a hell of a way to lose weight, I said, looking at the space where his leg used to be. Don't worry, Hollywood. My other one will still fit up your butt. We laughed and talked and caught up fast. Me, kneeling on the floor,

Fred leaning forward in his chair. It had been nearly a year since I saw him last, and I had a thousand questions, but so did Fred. And when Fred has questions, he goes first. How many of those dirty jobs have you done now? About 200. Damn.

How many students? States have you been to? All of them. Holy crap, Mikey, that's great. Do you still love it? Well, I said, it's a lot like woodshedding. Fun to do, but hard to watch. He laughed again and asked about my latest adventure. He wanted to hear about my life and my career. He told me that he was so proud, and I told him again that I was so grateful. As we continued to catch up, others came by to say hello and pay their respects. These days, when people see me, they figure it might be for the last time, he said. So they keep saying goodbye. Makes it awkward when I keep showing up. At some point, the random woodshedding evolved into the inevitable pickup quartet competition. I can't say the beer enhanced the singing, but it certainly improved the listening. However, after a particularly brutal rendition of lighter rose, Fred turned to me and said, Mike, I think we can take this thing.

Really, I replied, the gold? Is there any other color, he said? Go grab us a tenor in a baritone. Ten minutes later, I was wheeling Fred to the front of the room. With me were Rick Taylor, director of the chorus, and Bob C., a tenor with a medal, and the grandson of the guy that taught me my first tag. When in doubt, stacked the deck. As we sang, I couldn't help but think back to those early years at Overley.

And it occurred to me that Fred was the same age then as I am today. I don't know why that struck me as relevant, but it did. I thought about the many students he had touched over the years and the many viewers that watch my show every week. And I wondered if I might be lucky enough to change the course of a single life as he had changed mine. When the song ended, the crowd rose and clapped for what seemed like 15 minutes. I can't say I remembered every word or nailed every note, but I got my share. Not that it mattered. With Fred's singing lead, we were pretty much a shoe-in.

Sure enough, when the final scores were tabulated, we won first prize that night. And though the medal wasn't really gold, I kept it anyway. In fact, I still have it. I suspect I always will.