The Weekly Planet - 561 The Fantastic Four & Big Game Super Bowl Trailers

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

It’s Super Bowl 2025 and you know what that means! Sport but also trailers. This year that includes The Fantastic Four: First Steps, Jurassic World Rebirth, Thunderbolts* but not Superman. We also talk how long Anthony Mackie will play Captain America, Warner Brothers wrecks video games, Magic The Gathering coming to cinemas, Benson Boone doing a flip plus a Buffy reboot/sequel! Thanks for listeningNew bonus podcast ep of James & Maso's Time Crapsule out now! Plus entire back-catalogue of let's play videos, bonus podcasts, movie commentaries, early access and ad-free episodes all available on bigsandwich.coPlease be aware timecodes may shift up to a few minutes due to inserted ads.00:00 The Start04:58 Mackie on Captain America Retirement06:51 DC Video Game Future Stuff15:30 New Magic the Gathering Movie/TV Universe19:42 Benson Boone Did A Flip at the Grammys21:26 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Reboot25:45 Fantastic Four Trailer40:21 Thunderbolts* Trailer49:15 Jurassic World: Rebirth Trailer01:02:14 Other Super Bowl TV Spots01:06:05 Most Anticipated: Superman vs F4 vs Jurassic World01:09:02 What We Reading, What We Gonna Read01:16:18 Letters, It's Time For LettersSUBSCRIBE HERE ►► http://goo.gl/pQ39jNJames' Twitter ► http://twitter.com/mrsundaymoviesMaso's Twitter ► http://twitter.com/wikipediabrownPatreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesT-Shirts/Merch ► https://www.teepublic.com/stores/mr-sunday-moviesThe Weekly Planet iTunes ► https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-weekly-planet/id718158767?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4The Weekly Planet Direct Download ► https://play.acast.com/s/theweeklyplanetAmazon Affiliate Link ► https://amzn.to/2nc12P4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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My name is James Austin, known as Mr. Sunday with me as always. That's my curse, Nick Mason. It's great to be here. What a big week. Big week, Mason. Big trailer week. I mean, that's why the podcast is a little late. Yep, potentially depending on when you listen to this. That's true You think there might be some Friday Arvo listeners, you know, wait a week. You know, this is the right time for me

This is the perfect time that it always is. That's right. They clock off. They clock off at 459 In it early. In it early. And they put the podcast on on the way out. Damn. Yeah, that's right You know, it's good about working for yourself. And if you're doing that right now, quit. Yeah. Just be like, I could be saving more than one minute. I could be saving hours a day. Yeah. What kind of a life am I living?

These are the best years of my life. You know, and I'm just chugging away in this machine, a cog in this corporate machine. Then I listen to a stupid podcast that I hate. Two idiots. On a Friday. That always give me good advice though that I hate. Two idiots. On a Friday. That always give me good advice though about my career. That part is true. Anyway, you should do that.

Absolutely. Next week, of course. It's big Captain America time. Captain America Brave New Bird. Yeah, that's right. That's coming out. We're going to review that. So once you've quit your job, buy an entire cinema's worth of tickets for that movie.

You'll be able to afford it with the big payout they'll give you. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You punched yourself in the face, Fight Club style. Is that still a relevant reference of people still watching Fight Club? People love Fight Club and they understand it. Yeah, I think so too. They understand what it means and what it's about. Mason, it is of course Super Bowl Sunday week.

Yeah, we love it. We're going to be talking about all the trailers that are coming out of that. It's actually happening as we're recording. Could we, for a million dollars, name the teams that are playing? Eagles. Yes. One is the Eagles. The Chiefs?

Yeah. Is one the Chiefs? Is Taylor Swift's boyfriend in one of these? Yeah, it's the Eagles. We did it together. We're getting a million dollars from someone. Someone better send us a million dollars so we can quit our stupid jobs this broadcast. Finally.

Yeah. Oh my goodness. Anyways, there's time codes below because I've got some things to talk about in the later. I'm going to look up that Travis guy. Is it Kelsey or Kelchie? No, it's Travis Swift. He had to change his name because of feminism.

Wow. Everyone's mad about it. Well, that's embarrassing for him. That's embarrassing for him. You know, world renowned professional football player, rich, famous, you know, really embarrassing. He's in the Chiefs. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Thank you. That's another million dollars for me. That's right. Yeah. So we've got news on how long Anthony Mackie is going to be playing Captain America. 100 years. We've got video game news. Or one more movie.

Or one more movie. Last Avengers movie, then we're rebooting it. We'll see. We've got some options now to reboot the universe We chuck it in the fantastic for universe. Just do a multiverse thing. Yep, exactly Ultimate reboot on to a reboot. Yeah The thing where they combine all the worlds in one world and then they go it's like that now Yeah, you know we got options right now. Yeah, you know, about it's like that now. Thank you the watcher.

Yeah it's like that now. Yeah. I don't know man. I just watch. I don't know. I don't get stuff. I just watch. That's like us.

Yeah. So we got some news about some video games that were cancelled and coming out from Warner Brothers. Just grim stuff mostly. Cancelled for tax reasons probably? Yeah mostly. And the flash reasons. We'll talk about it.

Magic the Gathering update. What? Yeah there's a Magic the Gathering universe building in live action etc. Oh I see. Yeah. Isn't it now just like corporate crossovers and tie-ins and stuff now? Like it used to be its own universe as far as I can remember. Like specific like all the cards tied in in a way. Yeah. But now it's just like Michael Jordan's in it. Oh, right. Yeah. So Pokemon are in it. I want to see it mixed with one of those Ben Affleck Dunkin Donuts commercials. Okay, sure. Yeah. Real corporates in it, you know. Yeah. You want to talk about how Benson Boone did that flip at the Grammys? We can talk about that. I don't know who he is. So Buffy... Someone said he's this generation's Imagine Dragons,

but I didn't listen, so I didn't want to we'll talk about it. Okay, great Buffy is getting a reboot slash sequel series. Yeah, that's right. I thought you'd be happy about We'll talk about it. Yeah, then we got trailers for the fantastic for we've got one for the new Jurassic World, whatever that's called We've got a world rebirth. That's right. We've got a Thunderbolts thing that just came out. Jurassic World, we're trying it again. We're going again. The last reboot didn't catch. No, well, they all made a billion dollars. Oh, then why aren't they continuing with that?

Yeah. I guess, cause those guys don't want to come back. They don't want to come back and it's expensive and they're silly. They're making it less silly this time with less silly dinosaurs. And there's some other bits and pieces that we might just touch on,

little TV spots for Mission Impossible, et cetera, Lilo and Stitch, et cetera. We'll give you a live update on the Super Bowl score. That's right. It says they all... We'll tell you what other humiliations that Travis Swift is being subjected to. The Eagles are up by 24. They're 24 at half time.

That's probably some amount of field goals. No, 24 is one goal. So the other team just needs one field goal. And then they're going to even it out. Okay, that's great actually. That's good. Yeah, yeah. Let's start with this Mason. This is by Screen Rant. When, when they asked Anthony Mackie, how long he'll play Captain America, he said, it's going to be 10 years starting from the 14th, which is this week. Okay. Right. Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day to Valentine's Day. Wow. That's beautiful. Yeah. He said that. You can have 10 Valentine's days with your sweetie and Anthony Mackie. That's right. Who's a bird? That's right. Yeah, that's it after after the 14th. I've got a 10-year run I'm not trying to be a six-year-old Captain America that'll hurt I think this is very much dependent on how this movie goes. Oh, yeah, absolutely and not much else I think it's mostly dependent but maybe not even by the movie, but maybe how he's received much else. I think it's mostly dependent on maybe not even by the movie, but maybe how he's received as Captain America. How old is Anthony Mackie?

I reckon he's 44. Okay. Interesting. Because he was in She Hate Me, which was the Spike Lee movie from like 2004. Yeah, he's in 8 Mile. He's 46. Okay. Geez Louise. Yep. There you go. So he'll be 58 when he finishes.

Okay. Yeah. Well, that's... Or 46. We you go. So he'll be 58 when he finishes. Okay. Yeah. Well, that's... Or 46. We'll see. Yeah. He'll be... He'll at least be in the upcoming Avengers movie. So we'll see what happens there.

Yeah. Good luck to him. God bloody is gonna be flying around in a bloody... With a bloody wings and a bloody walking stick, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah. Because he's old. Gonna be old.

Hard landings, man. Yeah. Hard landings with those wings on. Bad on your knees, yeah. Bad on your knees, yeah. Um, look, I've talked've talked about this but I'm not I'm not super confident okay this movie it's just about all the changes that have been happening and all the you know I've heard some stuff and we've all heard some behind-the-scenes stuff okay but consider this what if what if every change made it

exponentially better hmm and in fact this does ruin the MCU and Marvel Studios and Disney generally, because this movie is so good. It's the best movie. They can't make anything better ever again. That's a good point. Yeah, well that's good too. I think that's good too, yeah. Either way they stop. Yeah. Let's find out. Yeah, let's find out.

Let's talk video games. Okay. This is via Bloomberg and Jason. Do we have a video game sting? Yep. Beep boop, beep beep boop. Let's talk video games. Do I have to add to it this thing? Yeah, give me give us some. No, that was it. Okay. Terrific. And that was that was also part of it. All right. Jason try reported

on this. It should at the end of a kid from a movie he doesn't you know, written by someone who doesn't know what video games are in the modern era. He goes, Oh mom, I nearly made it to level three. You know one of those kids? Yeah. So I don't have video games work anymore. No, it's just endless. Yeah.

It's not the levels. It's just a big open world that you run around in forever. Yeah. I nearly, I nearly, mom, I nearly beat that Dark Souls boss. It looks like an open wound. Building sized open wound. A building sized open wound. Exactly. So Jason Stryer does a lot of excellent video game reporting.

And you might remember this, but Warner Bros. lost $300 million. Is that going up live? Yeah, that's right. Is this on the Suicide Squad? It was the Suicide Squad killed the Justice League, which was an Suicide Squad killed the Justice League which was an open world forever. A disaster? It was bad. People didn't like it. And, oh, spoiler alert, but recently it was revealed that they weren't even really the real Suicide Squad. No, Justice League. They were clones.

And they thought that was... I think we knew that already but nobody got to the end. Yeah, I think it was already hinted in it or something. But they revealed this with like not even a real animated cut scene. I think it was just still pictures. Like concept art and they went, actually, real Batman's still alive and he would have gotten out of that. If it were real Batman, he would have got out of that.

Yeah, he would have figured it out. They end how Mortal Kombat 1 or 2 would end. It's just a still screen and it's like, Sub-Zero went back to his home planet and everyone said, you did great, Sub-Zero. And in the background, just the Earth's exploding. And you're like, how are they going to make this canon for the sequel? They don't. None of it matters.

But it's not just that, multiverses was bad. And now it's good, but they're still cancelling it. And there's another thing that I accidentally, I wrote multiverses and multiverses, but there was another thing that also fucked up really badly. Great. But anyway, so Warner Brothers, apparently Warner Brothers Games, Montreal pitched a game based on Hellblazer's John Constantine. Initially, Warner Brothers were excited about this. They said, we're excited about this and

we know who this is. But when they asked for a budget and timeline approval, they remained non-committal according to people familiar with the plan. So they ghosted essentially. I'd imagine this is very appropriate. Oh, yes, that is British ghosted I'd imagine they probably went at this when it was announced there was gonna be a constant team to oh, yeah We can't erase though probably like if we make something to lose. Yeah. Yeah now they can do a fortnight tie-in Yeah, exactly. Latro They're eat you. Oh, you bloody royal flush. That's right.

You've been playing that? No, because a lot of people are like, oh, it goes forever and you get addicted. And I'm like, I don't want that. I'm addicted for a lot of things. Yeah. For a lot of things. I want a game that goes six hours and then it ends. Yeah.

And you had a story. Exactly. Then apparently it was suggested that maybe we do a game either based on The Flash or Joker. Whoa, what would you do in a Joker game? Joker's big business. What would you do in a Joker game though? Open More Joker game? No, it'd be a legal drama. Okay. Yeah. So he's in court. Okay. Yeah. Doing the fog holding leg horn bit or is that the end? No, the end would be I guess you get to the jail Yeah, into the court and he goes I don't want to do this and then they then he gets stabbed

Yeah, and it's just a long metal gear solid S cut scene. You can't you can't do anything in game graphics though. Yeah. Yeah So anyway, they moved forward the flash game that was scrapped after that movie came out and was terrible and they were like This is really hard to do. Yeah, How do you make a guy really fast? You make it really slow and everybody else. You make him normal and everyone else regular. Regular. Okay, great. That's fun.

It's terrific. So they do super speed sometimes in games, you know, Max Payne. Yeah. Do I know Max Payne? You met him? Yeah. Mark Wahlberg? Yeah.

He's your mate. Yeah. Yeah. He's my one mate that if he got punched, I wouldn't mind. Yeah. Is that guy? Yeah. Everybody's got to. Yeah. Yeah. He's my one mate that if he got punched, I wouldn't mind. Yeah. Is that guy? Everybody's got to have one. Yeah, exactly. I got a bunch.

I mean, I think Indiana Jones proves that that is a stupid strategy, because if the game's good, like the new Indiana Jones game, which has only been out on like Xbox and PC, sold really well, universal approval. It's coming out fierce. Harrison Ford universal approval. Harrison Ford likes it. Harrison Ford likes it. So like- I mean the minute of it that he got shown probably.

He didn't play it. So I feel like if they had him, if this had to be further along- Even though James, he seems like a guy who would get into video games. Stoner grandpa playing video games? Can you imagine? I mean, do you remember when he, there's a video of him watching the Uncharted games? Oh, just going, oh, okay. Pretty good.

Pretty good, I reckon. This is like I did. Yeah. This is like I did. Nathan Drake's hanging off the plane with the packing crates and everything. He's like, this is what I did. This is like I did. This is like I did.

This is like I did. He came out this week about Indiana Jones 5 and he was like, yeah, fuck it happens, whatever. Yeah, I had fun. Yeah, I'm glad I made it. Yeah. Apparently also they've rebooted the Wonder Woman game, which they announced four to five years ago last year.

They announced it four to five years ago. They rebooted it last year at a cost of $100 million. That's where Monolith Productions, who did the Shadow of War, Shadow of Mordor games or whatever. Okay, Nemesis System. Yeah, so they're the only ones who can use it, or Warner Brothers because- Surely that painting has expired by now. I don't think so, Mason.

Surely. Yeah, so if you don't know, Nemesis System is if you get killed by like a regular grunt in those games, that orc or whatever would then become a lord of a castle or whatever, and you go back and it's the same guy and he remembers you and then he's harder to kill and if you kill him again you get a bonus point or whatever and he talks about you to all his friends behind your back exactly and sometimes in front of you well when was that first game like 2014 maybe?

and then one day a guy's like hey you should meet my friend you really get along and you're like I don don't know how this is going to go. And then it's your nemesis. Yeah. Like, man, I hate this guy. Why are you friends with him? What's wrong with you? Yeah. You're looking for the pattern. Someone's going to.

It was granted in 2021. So I can't be. It'll be in existence for 50 years. There you go. Never mind. Forget I said anything. Yeah. You're an idiot. Apparently, this Wonder Woman game is years away from release. That's if it even makes it to market. Terrific. I mean, if you get started now, by the time you get a Wonder Woman game is years away from release. That's if it even

makes it to market. Terrific. I mean, if you get started now by the time you get a Wonder Woman movie, you might be able to accidentally line it up. But I get the feeling like they're going to fuck this up. Yeah. So we'll see. Warner Brothers. Yeah. Warner Brothers interactive. You know how they've been fucking everything up. You mean all those games you just mentioned? Yeah. And other things. Oh yeah. Yeah. Movies and such. Movies and such. Will Forte came out this week and he's like I hope somebody leaks that. Yeah. We had a lot of... It was good. Coyote versus Acme. There is the day the earth blew up like and then that won't do well because what is that and then people will be like well you don't see movies and so you can't watch any movies now because you didn't watch this thing that we didn't promote. Yeah.

That you didn't know it was coming out. We didn't even know what it is, honestly. Apparently though, at Warner Brothers, they are working on a game that's Game of Thrones. We're like, oh, it was Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Harry Potter Quidditch thing. That bond also. Harry Potter Quidditch thing? Something I don't fucking know. The one where you can run around a castle did well. Nice. Where you run around Hogwarts. Oh, hell yeah.

But like, I don't care. Did you run around doing the thing? Yeah, I loved going to school, but in a game. Yeah. In a nonsense universe. Created by a lunatic. But um, so there's something, Game of Thrones, in the works, and apparently there's a new Batman game from Rocksteady, which is also years from release.

But Rocksteady, you could do something else. That's all I'm saying. Do a- Superman game. Anything! It doesn't have to be another Batman game. It's- I know what. Do it. Superman game. Anything. It doesn't have to be another Batman game. I know what it's going to be already.

We went to the Thumb Crams live show a few weeks ago and we met some listeners and someone I was talking to, I've forgotten who it was, said that they played the Arkham Shadow game, the VR game. Oh yeah. And apparently it's like the best Batman game. Because you feel like you are Batman. Don't they all feel like you are Batman? Nah. But this time you're in his head. This is like I am yeah, whatever

That's right. I don't want to be in Batman's head. Yeah I don't have a VR see that's a very I'm getting a VR. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What again that probably goes for 40 minutes cost me three thousand dollars for a headset. I'll never use again Yeah, yeah, but I don't like wearing maybe you could get a a Daytona USA cabinet. Oh yeah, I'm listening. Go on. I don't know. What's the plan? Then plug in the VR or something. Okay. That would work I think. To charge it. Yep. Okay. All right, I'll do that. Yeah, that sounds good. Mason, this is via THR. Magic the Gathering. You familiar? In the Vegas, possible sense. It's big. It's big and it's everywhere. Oh, it's big.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's never stopped. Legendary Entertainment has partnered with Hasbro Entertainment to develop a Magic the Gathering movie and TV universe. Interesting. Yeah. It's going to start with a live action movie, then a Netflix animated series from showrunner Terry Matalas.

He worked on Picard Seasons 2 and 3, so the better seasons of Picard. Okay, but still people don't like them. 3's all right. 3's pretty solid. And he he also did that twelve monkeys series, which is apparently good I don't believe that hasn't seen so now it came out like 2015. I'm saying to resting Yeah, so they're like we're no longer funding transformers stuff. Hmm. We're gonna we're gonna fund a magic the gathering stuff Yeah I feel like this is gonna go the way of the Dungeons and Dragons universe that they were going to do and then it just all Collapsed right you feel similarly or do you feel different?

Oh, I don't know cuz I don't I mean there is so much magic the gathering stuff. I do know that it's My my memories of the store because I looked at up once my memories of the storyline of the magic the gathering universe Is there's two brothers and they make like artifacts. Michael Jordan and Michael B. Jordan. Exactly. Thanks. Go on. And then they have a falling out and then there's a big war and then they use their

magical artifacts against each other or something. I don't know. Sounds good. Sounds good, right? I feel like one of these will take off because we had like Warcraft at one point. We're getting Henry Cavill, Space Marines, whatever. We're getting Liam Hemsworth, The Witcher. Yeah, Dungeons and Dragons.

One of these will probably hit eventually, right? I don't know which one. I can't tell. Or none. Or maybe all. It won't be all. One of these is going to, at least one. Do you think they're going to use cards as a mechanic?

Do you think the characters will be holding cards? Get your cards ready. Yeah, that's right. That's holding cards? Get your cards ready. Yeah, that's right. That's their slogan, get your cards ready. Get your cards ready. Get your cards ready, you awful nerds. Hasbro's head of entertainment and film, Zev Forman, said this. This is an exciting and complementary partnership.

Nice. Of content. Uniting one of the world's most iconic brands with a powerful and proven steward. Oh, great, stewarding a brand. Yeah. Magic the Gathering has inspired decades of epic world building and creative storytelling. It's the perfect match for Legendary's diversified approach to marquee IP. And we are excited to work together to build a whole new Magic the Gathering universe.

I mean, Legendary aren't the worst. That's true. So there is that going for it. And that one name that's associated with it, again, not terrible, but I don't know. Magic the Gathering lore. We're gonna figure out what it is. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Somebody's asked chat GP to to summarize the whole Magic the Gathering story. Uh, beings called planeswalkers.

They can travel between different planes of existence, so multiverse. So that's good. That's good. I like that. Planes have a unique geography and stuff. They use their powers to explore planes and collect magical artifacts. Yep. There's heroes on a flying ship and they battle the Phyrexians. Oh, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Race of biomechanical beings who seek to conquer and assimilate all life in the multiverse. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Race of biomechanical beings who seek to conquer and assimilate all life in the multiverse. Oh, that's good. That's the yep. That's right. Yeah Quest of various cats good. Sorry an artifact. Yep is a time travel thing. That's good. It's good. Yeah so legendary did some of the Thedid man of steel and Pacific Rim and the new Godzilla of King Kong averse.

That's right. They did Dracula untold. They did a bunch of Christopher Nolan stuff until he left for something else. They did the great wall, which is Matt Damon's got a ponytail and he's in China. Were they monsters? Yeah. That was what was on the side of the wall. That's what's there. Yeah. You saw that didn't you? No. He's got a bows and arrow. Okay. He's got multiple bows and one arrow. Do you think the wall is set in the gorge universe? Oh, the gorge is coming out. I know. I know. They're gonna see it. I am gonna see it. Because it's on TV. Is it? I think it's on Apple Plus. Oh okay right. Yeah. They also do Black Clansman, that's a good one. They did Detective Pikachu, didn't mind that. They're also doing

the Dune movies. Okay. So that's something. Yeah all right, okay. All right. All right. So that's something. Yeah. All right. Okay. All right. All right. So I don't have faith in that, but let's go. Mason. Yes? Benson Boo did a flip at the Grammys. You know about this?

What are you doing here? So he came out and he had a suit on. It looked like he was wearing a normal suit and like a tux. And then he started singing. That sounds very regal. Yeah, it was normal. It was normal. And then someone like they ripped his suit off and he had like a Freddie Mercury kind

of spandex thing. And as we're singing, he walked on the stage and he stepped on the piano and he did a flip and then he kept singing after he did the flip. Yeah. I think it'd be interesting to chart the things that you, like you suddenly have a special interest in. I'm doing this for you. This is your special interest.

It's not though, is it? I'm helping. What's Benson Boone's deal? He's singing songs. Okay, are they good? I mean he can flip in them. Oh that's good. I mean there's a skill set to that, you know.

Do you want to see it? Because I always get puffed. Do you want to see it again? I bet no. No. He's 22, I looked it up. Okay, that's great. Yeah.

Okay. Anything else you need to know? Is he related to David Boone? Does he have one of those curly mullets and a little mustache? Ask me that. Does he have a... He does, yeah. Okay.

Is he related to David Boone who also has a moustache and a curly mullet? That is correct. Wow. Baby brothers. Legendary Australian cricketer David Boone. 65 plus. At least. If he's a day.

Yeah. Anyway, that's big news. Let's move Anyway that's big news. Let's move on to more big news. Why do you think David Boone's last name doesn't have an E in it? Benson Boone's I'm pretty sure does have an E in it. This is Benson Boone who you don't know about but you know he has an E on the end of his name. Yeah well I saw, yeah.

You have to speak to the Boone brothers. I guess I would. Yeah. Yeah. So I really couldn't possibly say. Yeah. David Bo really couldn't possibly say. Yeah. David Boone is 64. I was one year off.

You said he was 64 if it was a day. I said 65. Mason. Yep. Buffy is getting a reboot slash sequel series. It doesn't have to though, does it? No, listen. The revival will be written and directed by Nora Zuckerman and Lily Zuckerman, who are

also set to serve as showrunners. Oscar-winning filmmaker Chloe Zau was also attached to direct and executive produce alongside Sarah Michelle Geller who is returning. Also Dolly Parton is going to produce as well. Okay then. Faith restored. Yes, that's right. I'm not just talking about Faith, the character from Buffy. She died though, didn't she? I don't know, I've never seen it.

Yeah, they all died. Yeah, they all died, that's what I'm telling you. The story will focus on a new Slayer and Gellar would appear in a recurring role rather than leading the series. Interesting. Here's a quote from Cierra Michelle Gellar. I've always listened to fans and I've heard your desire to revisit Buffy and her world, but it's not something I could do unless I was sure we would get it right.

This has been a very long process and it's not over yet. I promise you we'll only make this show if we know we can do it right. And I will tell you that we're on the path there. I feel so lucky to be on this journey and with these four unbelievably talented women, all of whom love Buffy as much as I do and as much as you do. Thank you so much to the fans who never stop asking me for this. This will be for you. That's you, Mason, because you're a Buffy fan and apologist.

That's true. I need you to... Now I got all that out. What do true. I need you to now. I got all that out. What do you what do you think? Do you seem skeptical? Do you seem scared? You even wore your skeptical glasses today.

These are my regular glasses, I think. Oh, you just look very scared. Maybe that's just your face. Maybe it is. Yeah. Years of Marvel movies have made you skeptical.

Maybe this will be all right. Yeah. I mean, are they going to bring back the cast, the original cast? Some can't though, because some are cancelled or drug addicts or something. Dead or dead. Oh yeah. Do you think we'll get David Boreanaz?

Maybe. As Angel? Yeah, nice. I was going to say Spike, but that's not true. No, that's not true. It's another guy. I mean, Joss Whedon was pivotal and wrote the original series correct and show ran and everything but there was some crook stuff on set Uh-huh. Yeah, and so they're not bringing him back correct for very obvious reasons

Do you think how much of that like him being a key ingredient would be? Do you think that's gonna make a difference? I wonder I I suspect this will probably have a different feel to it because that you know The core aspect of that was his kind of dialogue and his, his general vibe. Yeah. I don't know. Anyway, that's not my money. So yeah, okay. What a Veronica Mars revival and nobody liked it. I don't remember that I didn't make crowds and all the crowdfunded a movie and I made that and that was pretty good. But then they did a dish. They did a follow up series where she was like an FBI agent or something like that.

Oh how'd you get in the FBI? Because she was so good at solving small town murders. They left the door open. They did actually as well. Yeah okay. Good for her. Good for Veronica Mars. Yeah good for Veronica Mars.

Fictional character. I think it's great women doing good work and you should too. Okay. I'll take off my cynical glasses just long enough to say that. Women we salute you. Put on your optimism glasses which I know you don't have. I'm going to get some made. I mean I can't imagine you would care if this is ruined right?

Like if this sucks would you be like well this has ruined the show that you liked so much? I mean except for the last season which wasn't very good. Why was that not good? I don't know it just went forever. Yeah. It just went around and around. Yeah.

It just went around and they were just on the run and they just went around and around the rule of the Slayers is though Come the next layer only reappear if the previous one is dead. Yes, technically I'm sure this way because Buffy did die once does she died and that mean another Buffy appeared Yeah, well Buffy died and then Kendra Arrive Kendra the vampire slayer because a new one was reawakened But then cuz Buffy came back to life and then Kendra was killed and then I think Faith became the next slayer.

But in the last season, they did some magic. So everybody, every woman who had the potential to be a slayer became a slayer. That's true. There was like heaps of them. And then they did, then they did a comic book series that which continued it. Yeah. So I don't know if that's going to be probably not. Probably say that on camera.

I feel like they're gonna also it says that Buffy is going to be, uh, probably not. They'll probably say that on Canada. I feel like they're going to also it says here that Buffy's going to be played by Freddie Prinze Jr. Is that their marriage? So it makes sense. I was going to say, yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Are you looking forward to seeing guiles or miles back?

More, more miles than guiles, I reckon. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't like the skepticism you're bringing to it. I think anything could be good. And you're a fucking hater. Yeah, I know. Yeah, sometimes it feels good to be a hater. Yeah, it's good to be a hater.

Speaking of, let's do some trailer stuff. Honk. All right, here we fucking go. All right. This stupid ship is back with the trailers that I hate. Remember we established last week that I hate this ship. Oh yeah, here's your trailer, stick him up your ass. Yeah, man, we fucking hate you here, both of us. Don't we, Mason? No, I'm indifferent. Yeah, we both talk about you like this when you're not here. That's not true. That's not true.

And you do it for free. You're a bitch. You'll be back next week. Oh, bye. Okay, bye, Joss. Shut up. I'm taking the hard road now. Well, I'm petty.

Yeah. Mason.'m petty. Yeah. Mason, so many things happening this week, including the look at Fantastic Four First Steps. That's right. That came out last week. We didn't talk about it. We didn't get to it in time. No, it didn't come out before the show came out.

It came out on like a Tuesday or Wednesday. I think that's what I meant. What are you saying? I don't know, man. So it came out at an appropriate time and now we're talking about it. I'm saying we're late. No, we're early. We're so 2000 and late for this.

You might be right. 2020 late. Big numbers though. Deadline is saying with 202 million views across all platforms within 24 hours, this makes it the biggest MCU non-sequel trailer ever. Including X.com's The Everything app? That's correct, Mason. Those all count.

So people watched it while they were doing their banking on X.com The Everything app? Wow. Exactly. Just throwing their hard earned money into a void that they'll never get back? Okay, great. Yeah, well clicking on crypto ads. It's good. I mean, they say non-sequel, this is the fourth cinematically released Fantastic Four movie.

It sure is. And the fifth overall? Yes, fifth overall. So look, man, it's got a different aesthetic, doesn't it? It's the 60s and it's in a different universe in the MCU. And Galactus is coming and he's like, it's the 60s and I'll kill you. Yeah for sure. Is it the 60s though?

I don't think so. I think it's just a world with a 60s vibe. I love that. What if Austin Powers was now they said? That's right, exactly. It would be very groovy. It would wouldn't it? How do you feel about the aesthetic overall?

I love it. Do you like it? It looks like a movie. Yes. For the most part. The most part, it does look like a movie. Yeah. I like they're very much kind of working the family angle. Yeah.

They're all a family. They're working together. I like the fact that they, you know, it's a universe where they're not treated with fear and revulsion and the world. Yeah. Until they go to the dirty regular MC. That's exactly right. You know, we've got kids wearing thing t-shirts and thing masks and stuff like that.

I thought that was fun. Yeah. You know, you can, he's, he's obviously, you know, he's all, he's all sad because he's been changed, but you know, the people love him and he's going to, he's going to realize that, you know, I think people would love a rock guy for sure. Yeah. But of course, you know, I think the important reveals we get a good look at the thing yeah you get to see him in motion that is brow heavy as a very brow heavy very jack kerby yeah inspired there looks really good um we get a good look at all the uniforms yeah they're all slightly

different brow heavy brow heavy big time uh we get get anyway, I think that I think the thing CGI looks generally quite good. And they haven't altered his Evan was back cracks voice at all. No, that's an interesting choice. Yeah. But I guess you get can kind of get more nuance in it. Or he's not even doing a voice. Yeah, that's what I get that sense. Yeah, he's just like, I'm making a cooking show with a robot. Oh, yeah, we get her be the robot. of course. He's got a real to real tape face. I like that. That's a lot of fun. Yeah. Well yeah, we get Herbie. We get some like retro futuristic technology. There's the Fantastica. We see the Fantastic Four Tower, which is like, I guess their Avengers tower. Or something. When do you, what do you think they're going to like living in this cool slick 60 60s universe, and then they get thrown into the grey MCU universe, where everything's grey in a hologram?

I think they're going to love it. Yeah? Yeah, they're going to love it. Do you think it's actually going to be they leave their universe, or two universes are smashed together? Oh, that's a great question. I mean, fantastic for they'll often get lost in another dimension or so. Yeah, I mean it's sort of and it all it's it would be an interesting way to put them in the MCU to suggest that they got they got there because they failed and Galactus ate their planet. Yeah, like that feels like like yeah an odd way to do that so I mean I think maybe I think they probably do save their planet but they end up at what cost center the MCU sucks holograms

great nanotech helmets everyone thinks they suck yeah yeah yeah so I think probably that yeah we get a good look at Sue's powers yeah and they sort of they're very much doing like she's messing with the electromagnetic spectrum so we get a look kind of a rainbow vibe to it Which I quite like a little bit unusual. We don't get a look at Reid's powers No, do you think it's because they always look silly and stupid? No, they haven't finished him. Yeah, they haven't finished it yet Well, it's out in a few months. Well, then they haven't finished it. They obviously haven't finished it yet. They haven't even started on it yet Yeah, we get a bunch of Johnny Storms powers though. We do. Yeah, I mean the flame-on effect at this point. It looks good. Also I think... He used to perfect it.

Based on like the couple of shots we get, it looks like he can flame on without burning his clothes off. Ah! Because there's a moment where he's in orbit. That's true. And his flames are off so he's gotten there somehow. Yeah. But he's not nude. Do you think that's a Reed Richards thing or it's just something he's like... Oh it might be unstable. Yeah. OK, it's probably unstable molecule close at this point. Oh, OK. Is there they're established. Yeah. At this point. OK, great.

You're welcome. Great. Great. In case you're wondering. Yeah. If you Marvel, if you're out there and you have don't have any dialogue to explain that. Just put that in. I said molecules is great. Yeah. We invented them for this movie.

I mean, time, time, time. Where we all are living. It's not right. It's modern, but it's the 60s. Apparently also Sue Storm might be pregnant in this. Whoa. There's like a hint out of tour in the trailer, which is like holding a graphic sex they're having. It's the graphic sex they're having. Yeah. So I guess that's because Franklin Richards might be a big part of this. There's a rumor like he's the reason Galactus is coming to Earth maybe or something. Yeah. He's a super powerful being. Or when we could tie that in we could say that's the reason mutants now exist in the regular MCU because he's a mutant and he alters reality and

there's more mutants. Are there already mutants? I don't know man. There's Marvel. There's a mutant. Others probably. I'm trying to think. There are others right? Beast. Beast? He's in another universe. No this is another one yeah God damn, here we bloody go. What do you think of Galactus? We don't get a lot of it. We get the back of his head. Finally. Just a real guy. Good, he's just a guy. Just a big, Ralph Ennison guy.

That looks, the shot with him looks like, that looks like regular Earth, right? Oh, I see. Yeah, I thought that as well. Looks drearier, greyer. They should have put some big fins on the Statue of Liberty so we know it's a 60s universe. Sure. I would love that very much. You're right. It did seem like the normal universe. So I just don't know.

It seems that they're going to get Julia Garner, who's going to play this version of the Silver Surfer. Ms. Silver Surferette. But then that will change. I assume in the regular universe, there'll be the other Silver Surfer. Or she'll come over, she's popular. Doesn't really matter. That's how they're doing it. A silver person shows up and goes, oh, good.

Oh, the pain. Oh. Cosmic. Yeah, exactly. Destruction. And so on. Spit it out. Exactly. What are you saying?

What pain my existence hath wrought. The people of the universe. Get over it. Get over it. Yeah, get over it. You're a sook. You're a big sook. Big sook.

That's the people of New York in this universe. Like get over it you big sook. We don't have your back specifically. Because you're a big sook. John Malkovich is in this also. He's the red ghost I think. That's the rumour. What's the deal with that? He's not actually a ghost I'm pretty sure.

Ah fuck. Yeah. I don't know. Look, he's a character I remember from reading Fantastic Four comic books many years ago. Let's bring up his biography right now. I think he can. He does have super apes. That's good. That's a good selling point. I think he, yeah he can turn intangible so that's. Oh, that's good. So that's a good selling point. I think he can turn intangible, so that's why he's a

red ghost. But he's not actually a ghost. He's not a ghost. Okay, cool. I was born in Leningrad, so he's one of the bloody, he's a bloody Rusky, isn't he? He probably knows whiplash. Yeah. Why is he working with apes? Because he's got, he assembled a crew of three trained primates. Miklo the gorilla, Igor the baboon, and Piotr the orangutan,

which he subjected to a specialized training regiment. Because this is back in the day. This is why Hank Pym has ant-man powers and he also created Ultron. Because people would just do whatever then. Nobody had to specialize. Nowadays, people wouldn't find it realistic that a man could be invisible and intangible,

but also train some apes Yeah, you're right pick one man one. Yeah, what are you the movie Congo? But also you can do other invisible stuff Anyway, he called himself the red ghost and his super apes. Yeah Wow band at one point he could turn into a mist and his ghost mode. Wow, that's great Yeah, the red ghost and these apes first defeated the Fantastic Four and kidnapped the invisible girl embarrassing for them Yeah, imagine being beaten by a man who can turn into a mist and three these apes first defeated the Fantastic Four and kidnapped the Invisible Girl. Embarrassing for them. Imagine being beaten by a man who can turn into a mist and three trained apes. I mean...

And you can burn as hot as the sun. You could kill them all instantly. Yeah. You know? They probably had swords. Probably had swords, you mean, right? Yeah, so you're not factoring all things into this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, okay. I mean, I think this is probably a one and done for Malkovich. Absolutely. This is like the... Jeff Bridges. Yeah, it's like in The Incredibles when they fight the Underminer or whatever. I was thinking of the Mole Man might be in this. Isn't Paul Walter Hauser? Well, it might be. Something? Yeah. I feel like that's true.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like that's true, mate. Imagine that casting call. We need a really squat ugly dirty guy who looks like he lives underground. Just squinty and weird. Looks like he stinks. He's covered in feces. Trying to look if there's a confirmed casting for him.

No, not as yet. I do like the cast in this. So I think it's, I'm glad they didn't go with the Krasinski one. Yeah, me too. I just think this is, I mean, I mean, we haven't seen Pedro Pascal do this yet, obviously, but I just think, yeah, I mean, he's not an obvious choice. I wouldn't have been like, yeah, that's, but I think that's fun. You should watch, have you seen the early show?

It's like a show that Ben Schwartz did. Oh, I have seen some of that. Yeah. Like years ago. I actually just saw a clip and it's got um, is it called the early early show? They are the earliest show. Yeah. Yeah. I just saw a clip from that. It's there's a They bring on a dating expert. Yes, and then there's a clip where it went Ben Schwartz Like bit the premise is that Ben Schwartz is really tired of this format. Basically. He's the host of a morning show

This is where he picks the clothing He goes he goes you've got a guy and you put him in a gray button up shirt and a leather jacket having you in a fedora. And then they bring him out and Ben's to her is like, would you go on a date with this man? Answer me, would you go on a date with this man? Give him your number. Give him your number.

Quick call the number so we know it's not a fake number. It's a pizza place. Anyway. There's also a, there's like an hour and a half video, which is just the outtakes. All right. Which is also very, very fun. And why did we bring this up? What's happening?

Oh, there's an episode with Pedro Fiscau. Oh, right. Okay. And he's very fun at it as well. It's like from like 10 years ago. Right. Right. Right.

Just after he'd done Game of Thrones. So look, let's see, man. I'm excited. We'll talk about the three big movies that are coming out in July. And then we'll see the Smurfs. The Smurfs. Everyone hates that. Have you noticed that?

Everybody who's talked about that movie is like, this sucks. I think it's because it's just come out of nowhere. Like what's... I mean, there's been a bunch of Smurf movies and whatever. I think you mean Smurfs. I have, I do mean that. I'm more of a snorks man myself. Yeah, you would.

Yeah. You would be. So yeah, Fantastic Four. Yay. How of a snorks man myself. Yeah, you would. You would be. So yeah, Fantastic Four. Yay. How many thumbs up? Two thumbs up? Out of four. I'm going to do an additional two. Okay, well I only have two thumbs. Yeah. Yeah, I'm adding to it. I'm doing an additional two. All right, collectively four thumbs.

Yeah, but then if we do it together, that's actually out of eight. So this is a four out of eight thumbs up. Right. We need some more people. But then when we add more people with their two thumbs, that adds an additional four. So that would be out of eight. So this is a four out of eight thumbs up. Right. We need some more people. But then when we add more people with their two thumbs that adds an additional four. So that would be out of 12. And then it would be six thumbs. You see what I'm saying? And you might think use your toes. Toes aren't thumbs. Unless you've had that surgery where you lost a thumb and they take your big toe and they put it where your thumb was. Is that a surgery? It's a surgery you can get. Yeah. Is it an elective surgery? Can I just get

it? Yeah, you can do it. Okay. Could I get one? Could I take my big toe off and put it like on the side of my hand? Like after my pinky? So I have a thumb on each side of my hand. Is that what you want? Yeah. Yeah, you can do it. So I could bloody finally play that N64 controller.

Here you go. People putting their thumbs, their toes on their thumbs. Yeah, there you go. That's good. I would want to shave down my toe a little bit. Because it would be very thick. My thumbs are thinner than that. But then if you keep it normal size, you can give a really big thumbs up.

Finally, we could achieve giving the Fantastic Four trailer four big thumbs up. But it still counts as one thumb each thumb. Even if they're toes. I'll cancel the surgery then. I think it looks good as one farm. Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah. Even if their toes. Wow. All right. Cancel the surgery then. I think it looks good. Me too. I, uh, well let's talk about this. I think though I'm more excited for the Thunderbolts.

This is Matt Schachman by the way, isn't it? Yeah, he did. He worked on WandaVision. WandaVision. Yeah. So he's got that vibe. Yeah. He's got that vibe.

And I have faith in him. I think it's going to be good. Yeah. I mean, maybe it will descend into different colored lasers flying back and forth, but. We can only hope. we can only hope. Do you think we'll get a Robert Downey Jr. Dr. Doom? Yeah, it'll be a reveal or a tease or something. Yeah, because they have to introduce him as a villain before they make those Avengers movies which come out next year.

Maybe. Now, I don't know if we mentioned this in previous weeks, but some I read somewhere that Robert Downey Jr. is Doom is going to be a one and done. Yeah. I mean, there's so many conflict. They don't hype. I think it's just people hoping. No, just shoot like everybody's saying different things. I would say it's a it's it'll be over after these movies. But that's not to say that he will disappear forever. I think he'll always come back as something.

I think Robert Downey Jr. is going to disappear forever after this. We're never going to see him again. They're going to still run his show about where he has different cars that run on soybeans or whatever. He's just not going to be in it. They're just going to run that sound of like wind going through like a desolate landscape and just cars powered by soybeans just sitting on the side of the highway and he's not going to be there.

It's going to be very, very haunting. But do I have to have watched the other series episodes of that show that he's in to understand the bit where he's gone? Yeah. Okay. I don't want to watch any of that. Well, you have to though. I don't care if a car runs on justice or whatever he's doing. Interesting. Is there a car that runs on justice? No. Well, there is no justice, is there, Mason? The world is bad and we should all feel bad about what we've all done to it. That's right.

Not us though. We have all the right opinions and we like all yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool Thunderbolts Yeah, special risk asterix special trailer for Super Bowl time. This was the longest trailer I think we got today there is spoilers in this there are I wish I didn't see it Yeah, I mean skip this one if you don't be spoiled If you don't know anything about the characters that are gonna to be in this. Like if the character of the Sentry is very prominent in this movie, people know that already. But if you don't know anything about the history of that character, don't watch this trailer. And you don't want to be spoiled. Don't watch this trailer. Yeah, because I feel like also,

again, there are time codes. We're talking spoilers now. We're talking spoilers right now. The reveal of Who's in Avengers Tower is shown in this trailer. Because you had many a theory. Yeah, we liked all of them. We did. We talked. What did we watch? Black Widow. Black Widow. We did a black widow and I expounded a great detail for way too long about my theories about 40 minutes, at least 40 minutes. And including who is the reveal of the person that's going to be in Avengers Tower.

What's the secret? And one of my outside theories, I think, has come true in this trailer. and including who is the reveal of the person that's going to be in Avengers Tower when they get there. And one of my outside theories, I think, has come true in this trailer. Yeah. So, spoilers now. The plot of this movie seems to be that they have to extract a guy from a secret lab. It's a guy called Bob. It's Bob Reynolds, who is the sentry. He's in the comic books.

He's initially pictured as like a Superman type character You can fly around and shoot lasers and he's invincible and he's got a cape. He's got a hair He's the golden guardian of good. He's like, yeah, he's a very kind of he's pitched as sort of an essentially like a very simple Superman style character like an old-school. Yeah, you know like he's just like a flying He can be drank a special secret formula now He's got superpowers and he does everything good kind of thing yep But the the reveal from the original century miniseries And they've sort of tried to expand on it over the years

But it's never quite worked really is that he was a kind of a bad kid Yeah, who took a variation of the super soldier serum a really advanced version And it split his personality in the two One of which was the sentry who only wants to do good and the other half is the void Well, he wants to do bad to the shadow stuff. Yeah, and so Essentially he's this serum gave him like reality warping power. So he sort of manifested these two beings Yeah, so one of one of which is a Superman style character who's not really got big strong muscles He's just a guy who can't be hurt because he's not real Yeah, actually and the void which is like a he's like a dark, you know shadowy tentacly kind of thing

But I think what they're doing in this both together. Yeah, it's a one guy and he switches personality back and forth Yeah, he can be the member who you are exactly two guys two guys Or I'm thinking that the other pitch that I suggested, which was that they've been hired by the Void. They are separate beings and they've been hired by the Void to get the Sentry out of prison. Oh, okay. This is my guess. Because if the Sentry is Bob and he's amnesiac and he's in prison, the Void can't manifest his full powers. Yes. Because the idea in the comic, the idea in one of the later comic books is that every time the Sentry does something good, the Void has to do something evil to balance it out.

Yeah. So my guess is he wants the Sentry out. Why doesn't everybody just do nothing then? It's a great point. They just sit and twiddle their thumbs. Yep. Have a staring contest. Twiddle their toe thumbs. Nice.

So I'm thinking the Void has hired them to get this guy out because when the Sentry remembers who he is and he gets his powers back, the Void gets his powers back. Yeah. Okay. Now he's going to expand his Void powers and destroy the city or whatever. Turn people into shadows. Yeah, turn them into shadows and stuff. Yeah. And at the end, they're like, God, we got out of those shadows in time. Yeah. But now we've got to go back into the shadows. This time. Do you remember Suicide Squad, the first one? Good movie. We're all gonna leave and now we're coming back but we're gonna do that. Yeah I gotta say that this does look fun. It does look fun. And I like that they're acknowledging that they're like

we're just all punching and shooting guys. Which isn't strictly true. But they mostly are. They're hanging that lantern on. They've got a ghost and a Taskmaster. I think Taskmaster's gonna die. Yeah she's almost, she's in almost none of this. Yeah she's gonna, she's gonna cop it first. I reckon that's life. You know, I like the, I like Bucky leading the team. I like the red Guardian loves Bucky so much. Yeah, of course he would. Yeah. He's a Soviet hero.

Like why wouldn't he love him? That's true. Yeah. I think that's awesome. Uh, yeah. I, um, this, like, yeah, I like fantastic four. I'm, I'm excited to see it, but I, I just liked it. I liked the dynamic of this. We're damning it with fine braids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but I just like the dynamic of this. I like the feel of the trailer.

Would you call them a dynamic duo? You'd call the Thunderbolts a dynamic duo. That's what I would say. There's like six of them. Yeah, but if you times that by three. Okay, great. Does that make sense? We're using the thumb theory.

Thumb toe theory, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, great. So yeah, I'm, I am excited for this. I think, I think we'll get through Captain America, Big Red Bird. Yep. And people will be like, that was fine to bad. And then sure. And then they did the best they could with hours and hours of footage that was all bad. And they had to keep cutting around. And unlimited money. Unlimited money in that nanotech helmet. Yeah. that was all bad and they had to keep cutting around stuff. And unlimited money. Unlimited money and that nanotech helmet and whatever. I'm just speculating.

Here's a question for you. Why are all these listed as big game trailer? Are they not allowed to say Super Bowl? Maybe that's, maybe that is true. Maybe that's true. Yeah, we don't even really see. Maybe because then it's universal. And then it's like, because you know, if you ever see, that happens every year, footage

goes viral of usually British fucking journalists asking Americans what's bigger the World Cup or the Super Bowl and they're all like the Super Bowl is the biggest athletes in the world and everybody loves it when it's very clearly the World Cup yeah whatever so I think they're making it universal yeah and they're also those all those videos imply that Americans are stupid that's true I'm not saying that that's what what those videos are saying. Yeah, yeah. Do we even get a shot of Taskmaster's face in this trailer? She's dead very early on, I think.

How many tasks do you reckon Taskmaster masters in this? Not enough, clearly. Yeah. It's gotta count all the eggs in a room while being distracted. Well, eggs are expensive at the moment. I know, right? People are talking mad shit about the price of eggs

There's four eggs four eggs Yeah, I'm not gonna watch this trailer again, okay great white because you're gonna understand the entire plot Yeah, taskmaster is only in that room. Yeah, you know the room where they find Bob. Yeah, so I reckon she dead Yeah, absolutely now good honor that she had Yeah. So I reckon she did. Yeah, absolutely. Now, good on her. She had a good run. She did. She sort of bad run bad run. This is coming out May 2. And again, I like the director of this year, Robot and Frank. Okay. Paper Towns people like and it says here other movies. There's just a list of other movies movies. He also worked on a TV show called puppet rapist, which is a comedy series from 2006. Wow also worked on a TV show called Puppet Rapist, which is a

comedy series from 2006. Can I borrow your Blu-rays of that actually? James, you know I don't have any Blu-rays of that. I only have stoner cats on Blu-ray, all right? It's my only Blu-ray. Is that the crypto show? Yeah, it's the crypto show that Mila Kunis was shilling on Hot Ones that time. I'm going to see if it's on YouTube. Stoner Cat. Stoner Cat.

You could only get it if you... If you bought the thing and became part of the Stoner Cat community. Yeah, I know. And didn't Seth Green lose his Stoner Cat IP because somebody stole it from his fucking wallet? Yeah, somebody stole it. Somebody stole his cat or his monkey or whatever. We talked about this.

Oh, there's a Stoner Cat supercut on here. Hell yeah. 4.3 million views because everybody wanted to watch Stoner Cats. Dack Shepard's in this. Stoner Cats the movie season one supercut, 37 minutes. So whatever you paid you got 37 minutes of... Oh my god. It's a cartoon starring Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher.

That's all good stuff. Love that. Love it. Love it. Not sketchy those people. Not sketchy though. Not sketchy. And Chris Rock as cats that use medical marijuana. Can you even imagine? I can't imagine that. That's why I need to get a Stoner Cats NFT and watch Stoner Cats legit for real. Michael Buble is also in it among others. The producers were fined by the US equities and exchange commission because they sold unregistered NFTs as a means towards

a pass to view the show. Wow. Wow. Stone accounts. Anyway, do you want to borrow my Blu-ray? Yeah, I think smoking weed is great just as a personality. That can be a person's personality. Yeah, that's interesting enough on its own.

Some people, they write to us sometimes and they go go how bloody blaze do you guys doing this show? Zero, this is just what we're like. We're tired. We're tired. That's why we're like this Mason anyway Thunderbolts very exciting. Yeah me too Currently as a time recording. Yeah, no no additional Superman stuff. That's right. It'll happen. We'll go get some red rooster Okay, great in between and then we'll catch her in our lives. I mean it was a little there was a little clip of Crypto yes, and he had a puppy And there's a new official poster where he's looking adorable. Yeah, he's a dog all scruffy. He's a dog Mm-hmm. All right, let's talk about Jurassic World rebirth

Okay, now they have to do another Jurassic Park Island tour. dog. He's all scruffy. He's a dog. Alright, let's talk about Jurassic World Rebirth. Okay. Now they have to do another Jurassic Park Island tour. Luckily there's another island. Well, do you remember original Jurassic Park Island? No. It exploded in a volcano. Oh yeah. Do you remember Site B from Jurassic World, Jurassic Park 2?

No. And 3? No. You can't go there anymore. Oh. It flipped. There's no more buses. No, it just flipped. I flipped. Like the whole thing flipped upside down. What was on the other side?

It's not good. Nothing. Nothing. Right. That makes me think there's something. No, they flipped it and all the dinosaurs drowned. Oh, that's a shame. Then they went to flip it back and they did. Even the underwater dinosaurs? Yeah, they drowned. Wow. Yeah. Does that hit an air pocket under the water? It's like when you drag a fish backwards through a current and it, yeah, we just can drown a fish apparently. Yeah, apparently. Everyone's talking about it.

You can drown a fish but you can't beat a root, you know what I mean? You're not wrong, brother. So true. Anyway, they have to go back to site C, which is where... That's made up. This is where all... That's made up. All things are made up in movies.

No, no, no. They've just made this one up. Except for the Brutalist, which is real, maybe. This is an industry plant. Yeah. It's an industry plant, I think. Well, David Quepp is doing the screenplay. And he did the original one.

And it's funny that you should mention that because he actually put in a scene from the original movie that what that's like. When they're having dinner? No, the original book, which never made it. So producer Frank Marshall said, there's a scene in the novel where Alan Grant and Tim and Lex have trying to float down a lagoon on a rubber raft and they're trying and there's a sleeping T-rex. Okay. And they're like, Oh, but I'm wake it. But they do.

So that's going to be in this movie. Oh, those characters are going to be in this movie. I hope so. Even though they're long dead legacy island when it exploded or flipped. No, it's a different island. Yes. Are going to be in this movie. I hope so. Even though they're long dead. Legacy characters. Because they were on that island when it exploded or flipped. No, Mason. They're on a different island. Okay. After it exploded or flipped. Right. So if you remember the end of the last movie, which we all do. I don't. No. Locus? Yep. All the dinosaurs got into the real world, which is also the end of the previous movie. It sure was, wasn't it? And then they went, wow, it's going to be- We're definitely going to do something with this. It's going to be hard to adjust to life with all these dinosaurs running amok. Maybe we'll turn into

a dino riders society or a dinotopia, if you will. If you remember that series. Yeah, but somebody said that was logistically quite difficult to do. Yeah. How do you get, how do you get to work? God, just. You have to go around a triceratops on an e-scooter. Why is that the moment where they're like, we couldn't, I'm sure we talked about this when we reviewed that last movie. But why was that the moment where they decided we have to let logic take its course here? Just put it all, just have the world completely overrun by dinosaurs, not locust dinosaurs. It's Planet of the Apes. And have somebody go, the science doesn't, why is this happening?

The science doesn't support this. And somebody goes, well, it is happening, brainiacs are bloody strapping because there's dinosaurs everywhere that's it. Someone says life finds a way and everyone in the audience goes oh shit yeah that's from previous entries in the Jurassic Park slash Jurassic World franchise. That's they said that in my favorite game Jurassic Park Camp Cretaceous which is a game or an animated series whatever it's fine. It's probably also a game. Yeah that's my only exposure to Jurassic Park slash world. I went to the Jurassic Park exhibition with my kids in game or an animated series. It's naturally shown. Whatever. It's fine. It's probably also a game. Yeah.

That's my only exposure to Jurassic Park slash World. I went to the Jurassic Park exhibition with my kids in Melbourne in Brunswick. Oh yes. You can't go to it now by the time this comes out it's finished. But you ruined it. Yeah I ruined it. I did. I kicked them all over.

Nice. And you know. Hey look kids these aren't even real. They're not real. I'm kicking them. Oh there's a guy in this one. Look. And it's basically they have like a life-size T-Rex animatronic in.

It's pretty fucking cool. If it comes to your city, I think it's worth checking out. Price of admission alone. And Blue came out to the Raptor, but it had a guy in it. And I'm like, this is too big. Did you go like that? I did. Did you go like that?

I did, but I'd go like that. Did you go like this? Yeah, I was giving it the bird though. Wow. Yeah, so if you're so intelligent, you know what this means. Yeah, nice. I hate Blue as well. Hate it.

Hate it. Wish a rock would fall on it. Anyways, in this one, all the dinosaurs around the Earth have died because of climate. Yeah, this one, because of climate disasters. Have they? Yeah, that's how they're dealing with it. Is that in the trailer? No, it's in the official synopsis.

Okay, right. So, but they have to go to this Jurassic Park Island, Site C, which is real and not made up. Sounds like it. All things are made up. But, and they have to collect three big DNAs from three big dinosaurs because you can do big cures. I'd imagine the person sending them there is also maybe just doing it for bad reasons. No. Yes, Mason!

That's never happened. That's Jurassic Park! Have you never seen these movies? I don't know how many you've seen. I think all of them now. All six! There's six of them, Mason. And a TV show, which is also a video game, maybe. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Wow. So they've got to get a DNA from a big bird one. Okay, big bird one. There's Spinosaurus and Mosasaurus, I'm assuming one of them. Okay. There's a Turex. Sure. And there's also a big hybrid creature, which is in a big red room.

So that apparently is going to be inspired by both the rancor and the xenomorph. In the Super Bowl spot, it's got a domey kind of, almost looks like it's blind xenomorph kind of head. Yeah, right. Yeah, so we're going to get that situation. Okay, all right. Well, it made a horrible thing. I love these rubies, man.

This island is the site where they performed all the initial scientific tests. Well, site B was that. But there's one that's even... Even more secret and more, even more. Even more islands. Okay. Now, and of course this one, we're wiping the slate of all the previous cast members, including the new ones that were introduced in the last one, I think. Who cares? Yeah, who cares? Because we've got Scarlett Johansson now.

Yep. And... Guy from Bridgerton. Jonathan Bailey. Yep. And Wicked. And Wicked. And Mahershala Ali.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. Now I read that Jonathan Bailey said in an interview that his character has an interesting link to the previous movie's little secret. Is it Tim or something? No, I think he's the kid in the first movie where... That was the Owen Grady rumour. Well it's happening again.

But that's the thing though, Chris Pratt never said that. No, he came out and said it isn't. He came out and said it isn't. So if you believe that Mason. Okay, well I think he's the kid. He's the kid that Alan Grant threatened. I'm gonna kill you with this. Let me check the cast kid. He's the kid that Alan Grant threatened. I'm going to kill you with this. Let me check the cast here.

Okay. He plays... Kid that got threatened. Dr. Henry Loomis. No, that's... Isn't Henry Loomis... That's from Halloween. That's what he's named.

It's not true. It's made up. Jurassic Park kid scared, Wiki? No, his name's Eddie. I guess he could change his name. Yeah. So you think he's that kid? Maybe.

Did they call him Eddie in the movie? Did they go, hey, Eddie, I'm going to kill you with this Raptor Town. Eddie, you're deady. That's right. Hell yeah. Oh, Rupert Frenz in this as well. A friend of mine. A friend of mine.

Or yours, we've never met him. That's right. Um, he's getting a lot of play recently. Yeah. So has James Bond audition leaked? Did you see that? No, that was, oh. No, he was, he was as well.

Oh, so the Henry Cavill... they all got leaked. Yeah, we'll talk about it. We'll get to learn about it later. The genius evil machinations of the broccoli family. That's right. They're up to something, aren't they? None of those are good. We'll talk about it later, I feel. So yeah, I love these, even though they're mostly bad. They're mostly bad?

I said this the last time the last bad one came out, I will see these forever. I just think, why not? Let's dinosaur all the time. I mean, the thing about this one though is obviously that it's, it is a, it feels like more of a back to basics thing than doesn't it? Yeah. If all the dinosaurs in the world just died. They died.

Also that sort of negates the plot of the last couple. Because surely like they didn't have to do anything. They should have just waited for climate change to kill them all. Or whatever. Maybe they shot them all. They shot them all. There is that. Or maybe climate change is a guy. Yeah. A gun. Jeffrey climate change is here and I have this gun. That's right. Yeah I uh we haven't mentioned yet, but this is directed by Gareth Edwards. Yes. Who did Godzilla reboot. He did some of Rogue One.

He did that one last year, which looked good, but didn't do well. It's Vietnam of robots. I'm going to say the founder, but that's not right. No. Future. Yeah, that's right. F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f- Wasting energy on or time or money the Marvel method the Marvel method on making things they didn't go. That's the wrong color laser Yeah, actually, let's reshoot all this. Yeah. Oh actually that person's problematic because of certain issues surrounding Palestine Let's change that. Yeah, you know that I have to do any of that presumably this stuff just have to just have to make the greatest

Movie ever. Yeah, just keep making the greatest movie ever. Wow. This is getting so good Mm-hmm have to keep firing people because their brains explode because of how the movies So good. Yeah, I agree. There's also a family in this, but she also gets caught on Jurassic Park Island 3. Yeah, stay away from Jurassic Park Island 3. What are you thinking? You wouldn't want to go to Jurassic Park Island 3?

I would. Do you think Wayne Knight's in this one finally? You keep saying that, and yes I do. Okay, great. Unless he was on that island that flipped. No, he was on the one that exploded. Yeah. Did a big volcano. Which flung him to this island. That's actually. We're working on monkey island rules. He got in a big tree, a real bendy rubber tree and it flung him to the new Jurassic Park. Damn I hope he's all right. I hope he didn't die when he hit the ground.

He didn't. Yeah he landed in quicksand. Yeah. Then he got out of the quicksand. It wasn't that deep. Yep. He could walk out. Well, he would. But it was deep enough where he was safe. He was befriended by a dinosaur who pulled him out. Oh, that's good. Mm hmm.

Do you think this dinosaur is going to have a human DNA in it or something? The big hybrid? Do you think they're finally going to do that thing they've made rumored and threatening and people have been calling for for years? And it's like, hello? I kind of don't want them ever to do that. No. I mean, I think that would get a big laugh in the theatre.

Yeah. I reckon they probably thought about it. I can only say Alan. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, man. Here's a question for you. Go on.

And I guess the people of this. Yes. So I was thinking we would cover the on. And I guess the people of this. Yes. So I was thinking we would cover the Jurassic World trilogy leading up to this new one. Though the last one didn't come out that long ago. That being said the first Jurassic World movie came out ten years ago now if you can believe that. Can you believe it? No, that's made up.

You're gonna have to believe it. Do we do those? Yes. Or, which I would love to revisit, or do we do a trilogy of Michael Crichton adaptations? Oh like Congo sphere time fucking the time machine one. He's gonna watch those Yeah, I know but it would be fun. It would be fun Yeah, Congo laser gorillas. You remember those? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about bad awful. Yeah, that's good I bet they're really boring. Yeah, that's good. I bet they're really boring. Yeah that's good.

No, that's bad. Oh the 13th Warrior, we could do that. I don't want to. Is Antonio Banderas in that? Oh Disclosure 1994. He did Rising Sun. We're not doing Disclosure. Even though that Demi Moore is very hot right now.

That's right. Oh we could do Future World. No, I don't want to do that. We could do the Great Train Robbery. We could do Twister or Twister 2. I propose Congo Sphere. Okay. The 13th Warrior.

Timeline. Or the 13th Warrior. Which one's Timeline? Timeline's a Paul Walker movie. With Gerard Butler. Probably the book is good. We could do Future World. Andromeda Strain.

George Segal the Terminal Man. We can do the Terminal List. No. Chris Pratt. Yes. George Segal the terminal man. Okay, do the terminal list No, Chris Pratt. Yes Everybody get on the terminal list. We're going shopping. What's that about? No, I don't know, but he's probably in the CIA. He's probably in the CIA. Yeah. Yeah, do something Let's talk about this later. Maybe you want to get red rooster, don't you? Yeah, I do But first let's just do a few little TV spots. Okay, just before you get to that I just want to say that Wayne Knight his most recent credit is

2025 the day the earth blew up a Looney Tunes movie. He's the voice of the mayor The voice and not the actual live-action thing. I guess we talked about this and I was like, is he the same character from? Space Jam because Wayne Knights in that but he's not playing way not his voice voice voice Everyone's got a voice. Well, not everybody. He's also in the very excellent Mr. Dundee as Wayne. Let me tell you something about that movie, Mason. Go on. I've seen it. And I'd love to do the Crocodile Dundee trilogy, actually.

I should do that at some point. Oh yeah. Do you remember the one where he goes to Los Angeles and he's like, this is different. This is different than where I'm from. That's so true. Isn't Hollywood a bit silly? Well, we have to do, I think we should do that Crocodile Dundee. And then Reckless Kelly and

then Mr. Accident. Okay, I like that. Do you think Paul Hogan will copyright strike our videos for money? 100%. Like personally do it though. Yeah, absolutely he would. Yeah. I thought he was a cool Aussie larrikin and a good bloke mason.

Why did you think that? But he's copyright striking our videos probably. Yeah, in this hypothetical situation. He'd do it. Yeah, he'd do it, wouldn't he? Yeah. Yeah, he'd want to get his name put on as a writer. Took his first opportunity to fuck off to LA, didn't he?

That's right. Look at that Hollywood lifestyle. Yeah, that's right. Made flipper. Weather's pretty nice here. But was not good enough for the very excellent Mr. Dundee, Paul Hogan. That's right. Let's talk about this.

So, How to Train Your Dragon got a TV spot. Didn't see it. Live action. Looks like it. your dragon got a TV spot. Didn't see it. Live action. Whoa. Looks like it. I like these movies. Okay. I did hear something about this from a person who worked on these and the direction they're

going, but I don't think I can say it. That it's exactly the same as that. There is that, but there's other things about the future ones, but I'm not going to. I guess if I run into that person again, I'll maybe mention it. Yeah. Interesting. I mean, it's the same. It's the same director It's the same. Yeah, then we got Lilo and Stitch It's just him on set going just do it the same same the same

You remember how we've given everybody an iPad with a copy of the movie on it. Yeah, just do it the same Yep, I'm going to lunch. Yeah, it was Paul Hogan. I'm paying which is the same The same as I do every day. He insists. I'm not paying Lilo and Stitch do you see the Stitch was running around the Super Bowl, not trying to catch me with a little bucket or whatever. They did to that, yeah. And then he was on a little car. That's out May 23rd.

Do you think that's set in the same universe as the Dunkin Donuts commercial? It would have to be. Ben Affleck and Jay and Silent Bob. Yeah, Jason Muse. Who remembers that? At this point. The people who saw Jay and Silent Bob reboot. Yeah, but the last year they had Jay Lo, right? Okay. So this year is that- Who remembers that? At this point. The people who saw J and Silent Bob Reboot slash Prox 3.

Yeah, but last year they had JLo, right? So this year... Oh, you're saying he's getting married to Kevin Smith and Jason Beers. That's not what I'm saying, but sure. But like, is that a downgrade from last year is what I'm saying. And people are like, well, you know. Last year we had JLo and Ben and Matt Damon. This year you got these guys.

And that's funny though. There's also a TV show for Mission Impossible, the final reckoning on May 23rd. I don't think we saw, there wasn't a lot more revealed. A bit more stunts. We see that knife again, the original knife that he kept. Yeah, that's right. Get that knife back. It's just a commonly manufactured spy knife, I would imagine. Spy.

Spy, yeah. Okay. Apparently it was a Christopher McQuarrie who was Christopher McQuarrie who was like, incredible stunts, people are going to shit their pants. Yeah, that's right. I hope I do. I did, he says. I'm doing it right now. That's right.

That's movies. Yeah. So, I'm looking forward to all of that. And I tell you what, there's a last shot of that in that trailer. Tom Cruise, just a shot of his face, and I'm like, that's actually good hair. I like that hair. Yeah, it is looking better in this.

I also think he's doing that digital face lifting that they do. Oh, not a real face lift? Well, if you see him in real life, no, he's done both, he does it all. All right, great. He can do it all. Nice.

Tom Cruise can do it all. But yeah, I mean, it'll be the last one of his maybe. Yeah. Did you see the trailer for Fight or Flight? Which one's that? It's a Josh Hartnett movie. It's on Sky Cinema. I like Josh Hartnett movie.

It's, he is some sort of, he's some sort of killer and he's like a hired assassin. I'm hired to be an assassin. He's in hiding and they're like, you've got to give us one more job. And it's to get on a plane with this guy and get him off the plane and get him to... Sounds like the movie that Mel Gibson made with Mark Wahlberg. Oh, but this is like a commercial flight.

So he's on a jumbo jet. It's different then. But then it turns out that everybody on the plane is a killer and they all want to kill him. So he's got to fight a million guys in a plane. Bullets train. It's Josh Hartnett fights a million guys in a plane. Is it a fun one? Looks like a fun one. He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Can you get more fun than that? People should watch Lucky Number Slevin Slash The

Wrong Man if you want a fun one from Josh Hartnett. Or Trap. It's got Lucy Lu. Or Oppenheimer. That's a fun one. Should we make this bomb? Yeah. Oh, maybe not. Well, it's too fun one. It's a fun one. Should we make this bomb? Yeah. Oh Maybe not. Yeah. Well, it's too late now. Yeah, we dropped it. We dropped both of them. Yeah Yeah, yeah, we can't wind it back. Mm-hmm. And now Einstein's mad at Robert Downey, Jr Wow spoiler alert for that movie. Mm-hmm. All right, let's take it one and done as well. That's right. Come back that guy Whatever his name was. Einstein. Well, he didn't come back either. He died

We'll take a pause to eat some Red Rooster. Okay. And hopefully something will happen. Oh yeah, for sure. Delicious. Superman related. Delicious food. Yeah.

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Acast.com. All right, so we're back. We had food, that was good. Yeah, doesn't appear anything has happened or will happen. But if it does, we'll take this out and the treasure thing will go in here. Wow. Yeah, or... It'll happen.

Yeah, but true. Or it'll happen, but after you've gone... Oh, you'll just say something? No, this will be it. Okay. Yeah. You're not gonna record anything else. Mason, look at me. Am I gonna record anything else?

No. Exactly. I could record some reactions. Okay. Wow. Oh could record some reactions. Okay. Wow. Um... Oh, that's gone woke.

That's it. That's it. And you can just add those, you know, where required. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. Okay, there's three... we can do this. There's three big movies in the summer, three weeks apart. There's a Jurassic World, there's a Superman, there's a Fantastic Four. We're gonna rank them. Ah, yeah. Which do you think is gonna be... Well, yeah, okay. Is it Jurassic World, is it Superman, is it Fantastic Four? We're going to rank them. Yeah, which do you think is going to be?

Well, yeah, okay. What's most exciting for? Yeah, and Smurfs. What's most exciting for me? Superman 100%. Yes. Would you say that's going to be the most successful? What are the other two again?

Jurassic World? No, it's Jurassic World. They always make a billion dollars. They always make a billion dollars, as you mentioned. Yeah. Although, any time you mention that, it doesn't occur to me that they make a billion dollars. Yeah. Like, do we know if you...

Did you... When that last one came out, did you speak to anybody who watched it? No. That doesn't matter though. Because we don't speak to anybody. There's a lot of things that are popular that I hate and think are stupid and they happen. Like democracy. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, you hate that. Yeah. More communism. Yep. Okay, we both like that. Yeah. Yeah. More communism. Yep. Okay. We both like that. Yeah. I'd say, look, this is a, this is a-

This is us owning the means of production. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. This, this isn't, this is a stupid way to look at this. My second, if I'm honest, the second one I want to see the most is Jurassic World Rebirth. Okay. And then it's Fantastic Four, which is stupid. I know that's a stupid- It's stupid. You're stupid. I know that's a stupid You're stupid Well, but you know, I saw considering casting a vote and having kicking you out of the communist commune We've got going on here. Oh, we're doing voting now. Oh, yeah, we are all in favor of kicking James out of the commune

I oh James What's two out of two? Well, all right, I don't know what by what mechanism mechanism will do that So I guess you're still in it. We think of that. That's good. So you're saying Fantastic Four next and then you're probably right. That's the that's the right decision. God, but isn't it interesting because it's the it's it's I know what Jurassic World is.

I know what's happening. Like nothing's I mean, it's like it's stuff we've seen before, but we're also getting some things that they refuse to do in previous things. Galactus. Galactus. A real bloke. Maybe somebody else will be a fog. Yeah, maybe.

Maybe Willy Lumpkin will be a fog this time. Two fogs. Damn. I'm here with the mail. I'm a fog. Two fogs. Mason, we should move it along now. Okay.

What are we going to do? We're going to do what we're reading. What else? What else? That's it. The theme song. Oh, yeah. I don't put that in. You put that in. I don't put it in. Collin's puts it in. Nice. Thank you Collin's. I think it's got the bed. I'm doing the theme. Alright, what are you being done? I watched the movie A Different Man. A Different Man? Do you find that you've been talking about that for ages? I liked it. It's really good.

Directed by who knows? But starring Sebastian Stan and Adam Pearson. And Renata Rinsvey. Oh my god. Aaron Schimberg. So for people that don't know, it's about Sebastian Stan plays a man who's got, and I had to look this up, he's got neurofibromatosis, which is a disorder where you get tumors on your nervous system, which can result in different

things. Scoliosis is a neurofibromatosis thing, but he has a very disfigured face. And he's an aspiring actor. And then he's next door neighbor who's played by Renata Rinzade. She's an aspiring playwright. And he's like, well, why don't you run a play about it, and you could write a play and put me in it, you know, kind of thing.

That's a good point. But as a result, you know, he's got this disorder, and so he keeps to himself, and he doesn't socialize and blah, blah, blah. And that's prosthetic performance that he's doing, is that correct? Correct, yes, yes, James. No, no, no, I'm saying they didn't get another actor

to do it, is what I'm saying. No, no, it is, yeah. But then he gets put in a drug trial, which might reduce the symptoms. And then it does. It works really well. Yeah. And it turns him into Sebastian Stan. Damn. And he decides to tell everybody that he died. And then he takes on a new life as a different guy named Guy. Different man. And he becomes a real estate agent, which is pretty good.

But everybody else, you know, the next door neighbor, etc. Thinks he thinks he's died. And then sometime later, he discovers that she has written a play about his life. It's called Edward. And he's like, well, this is the part I was born to play. I should get in on this and become the star of this play. But then, slightly complicated by the fact that he meets another man named Oswald, who has the same disorder he does. And that's played by Adam Pearson, who has that disorder in

real life. Except he is the exact opposite of Edward. He is like, you know, really charming, and he tries everything, and he does everything. He's good at everything, and everybody loves him. And so it's kind of this rivalry. Yeah, it's a sort of a rivalry between these two except Oswald doesn't know that it's happening. Right. Just a nice guy. And it's, it's, uh, Edward slowly unraveling. Yeah. I think it's a lot of fun. It's really interesting. It's a little bit surreal. I think it probably doesn't stick the landing as well as it could. But, uh, I think it's definitely worth a watch. It was free on Netflix or prime or something. Oh, very good. That's right. I have been wanting to watch that. And especially Stan's been

doing a lot of interesting things lately. Including his Thunderbolts upcoming. But yeah, obviously he was in... I thought Adam Pearson was very good as well. He's done some stuff. He's mostly like he's been he's done some TV presenting work and stuff like that. But I like he's not. I don't think he's done a full length movie in this way, but I thought it was very good. Great. Awesome. But yeah, we did that Trump movie recently, which he was very good in. Sebastian standard. Yeah, he did that movie Fresh where he's a cannibal. Oh, yeah. So that's good, too. You know, and he's in other things. He's in a lot of other things. Yeah. He's a popular actor. He's a popular. I'll check that out. Well, I watched the first

three episodes of Invincible season three. Oh, yes. It's back. It's good. Still good. I want Conquest to turn up. I want it to happen. I want a big knockdown, drag out fight.

What's the deal with Kid Omni-Man or whatever that kid's name is? What's his deal? What do you mean? Oh, in the comics, and it's the same here. His father goes to an alien bug world. Oh, his father is Omni-Man. He's our father's Omni-Man and has a kid. This is in the last season as well, you probably don't remember.

And then they have a kid. So he's invincible's half brother. Yes. But he ages quickly because the race that he's from, they mature and then die very quickly. So he'll mature into adult. He's only like not even a year old. Right. But then he slows down as he gets older.

But he's purple because he's from a bug planet. But then he slowly turns to a normal hue. Yeah. And he has like a bunch of the powers, but not the same as Invincible because the physiology doesn't match as well as humans do. And yeah. But are you enjoying it? Yeah, it's great. There's a more, from what I can tell from the clips that I've seen on Twitter, there's a lot of invisible versus Walton Goggins character. Yes, there is. There's one particular episode.

Cecil. Cecil. Cecil. Yeah, that's all very good. You know what I think the show is missing? Cecil. You know what I think the show is actually missing? What's that?

The comic had. The comic is very funny. Right. And the show is just, like Rex is funny. Right. And there are funny moments, but the comic is like, just consistently funny. Right. And the show is just like Rex is funny. Right. There are funny moments, but the comic is like, it's quite just consistently funny. Right. Whereas the series is quite dark. Yeah. And like the comic is also dark. Like the blood and the gore and all that you

see in the comic is it's real translated. It's real. Kirkman took photos of real stuff. But yeah, so it's um, so I think, yeah, I think it is, I mean, it's its own thing. But I just think the book is funnier. And how's the animation? Good. I think it's improved. There's less like, you don't notice it. You know, when you know, you would notice the animation. Yes. For every single like, huh, okay. So yeah, they've definitely improved. Or they've given them time, which is probably more likely. That's what probably happened. Yeah. Cool.

Anything else? Let me think. I wish there was. I wish I'd read a book. They've given them time which is probably more likely. That's what probably happened. Yeah, cool Anything else? Let me think I wish there was I wish I'd read a book. You could read a book. Mmm I've got the afternoon off after this you read a book. I'm gonna finally get Apple TV Plus. What are you gonna do with it? Severance probably that's a good show watching severance. Yeah, I have I'm not today. There's two seasons What is this? Well, they're in the middle then on the middle There's two or three of the necks of the okay, but I should watch season one first I mean you can because it would make a lot of sense and they're together and a lot of things that happen in season one that would follow episode that fall yeah like a narrative yeah you could do it though

yeah right just jump in there'll be a recap and oh yeah sure sure whatever yeah that's good what are you doing here well Well, I am. I'm Severance. And I'm here to tell you. I'm Sebastian Severance. Maybe we're both fired. Is there a third one of us? Probably. Severance.

You seen Severance? No. Perfect opportunity to see it this afternoon. Apple TV+. Did you get a new phone recently? Because they'll give you a... I did, but it's a Google phone. I mean, not recently.

Like last year or something. You know, I read that. They give you a give you a did but it's a Google phone I mean not recently like a like last year or something you know I read that I give you a plus I was like Google yeah it was like yeah you get Google plus you get Google's defunct social media product they had nobody ever wanted to be used I yeah no I looked up I'm like how I'm like I went to Google and I and that's probably my first mistake I'm like how get how get three months free trial Apple Plus and you have to buy an iPod or whatever. Yep. You have to buy a click-wheel iPod.

I realized because when I bought my phone or headphones or whenever I got it. How can you do with headphones? I can't remember. But I got and I was like, oh, this is lasting forever. I should check when this is expired. And I looked and it was like two years prior. So I just been paying. This is like this is this is this free trial. This trial is incredible. I can only assume that when my free trial is about to expire. I'll get red lights Well, I don't remember putting any like muddy like you're putting credit card. No, I guess so great Anyway, let's move it along you once you thought about your credit card number. So it has it now I'm trying not to think about it now. I'm trying. Yeah. Yeah, we do letters. I think it's the right time

I'll play the thing for letters. I'm trying not to. Should we do Letters? I think it's the right time. I'll play the theme for Letters. I'll let you. The classic one was Letters, oh Letters, we love you, some Letters, they're only a day away. I know they're here right now, we're gonna do Letters. If you want to reach the show in this time frame, you can send us a letter, Mason. That's great. That's wonderful, actually. If you go to weeklyplanetpod.gmail.com, send Mason a pithy email. Send me something pithy. And if it's really, really long, put some paragraphs in it.

Or a summary at the start. Or a summary at the end. In summary. TLDR. TLDR. TLDR. I crashed my car. What's your favourite fruit? Whatever.

I crashed my car. What's your favourite fruit? Sorry to hear about your car. I think... Apple. If I was picking just a generic... Maybe a pear. I like grapes, but non-seeded.

Banana, but you've got to get it at the right time. I'll do a stone fruit. I'll do a watermelon. I don't like the hassle of a watermelon though. I never used to like nectarines, but then I'm like... And we had, when I was a kid, we had nectarines in the end. Used to say, no, I don't like the fruit. I don't like the fruit.

I don't like the fruit. I don't like the fruit. I don't like the fruit. I don't like the fruit. I don't a stone fruit. I'll do a watermelon. I don't like the hassle of a watermelon though. I never used to like nectarines, but then I'm like, and we had, when I was a kid, we had nectarines in the end of the garden. You used to say nectarine, I hardly know it. Exactly. Yeah, but now I do. And? Great. Love a nectarine. Okay. Any fruit that you won't do. I don't love a cantaloupe. I don't like that family

of like a rock melon. What about one of those fruits that stink? Like a lychee or whatever? Do they stink? Lychee don't stink. What am I thinking of? Stinking of that stinky fruit. I'm thinking of that stinky, stinky fruit. Yeah.

I won't eat those. You won't do it. No. Okay. I won't even hold my nose and eat the stinky. No, I don't want my food to stink as I'm eating it. Call me old fashioned. Right.

I think apples are really consistent though. If you want to, I can look at an apple and I can tell you what it's going to taste like for a bite into it. I can tell just by looking at it. And every time you buy an apple, they say an apple a day, free Apple TV plus. That's right. That's the old saying. And then they'll just keep going.

Apple purchased that saying by the way. They own that now, yeah. So does that mean my subscription has expired? Yeah. Yeah, long time ago. That's all right. Mason, also the Planet Broadcasting Great Mates group. Also to be clear, your emails have to be pithy. Whatever we just did then.

We can do anything. We can do anything we want. Does it matter who tunes out? This is optional. Yeah, you can tune out. Planet Broadcasting Great Mates group on Facebook. There's a thread every week. And that's where I get mine from. You going to go first? Yeah, here's an email from Elliot. Elliot. Who says, hello boys. That's us.

Hello Elliot. Huge fan of the show boys, that's us. Hello Elliot. Huge fan of the show, been listening since 2015. I've been before that, go on. It's the thing I most look forward to each week, that's very nice. Yes. I've been a massive Jurassic Park fan all of my life despite the fact that each sequel has been essentially a diminishing return on each instalment. He's right. Dropping off a cliff essentially during the Jurassic World trilogy.

Yes. In light of the rebirth trailer, we just talked about it. We did. I remain cautiously pessimistic and bitter. Despite knowing I'll be in the theater day one on the off chance that I might be surprised. Yes. That's everybody. Clearly because of the billions of dollars. My question to you, is there any franchise or storyline that you remain ever hopeful might improve despite history proving otherwise? I mean Jurassic Park is like a classic. That's a very good example of that. I would say The Matrix.

Yep. I mean I don't... But again, maybe that last one was really good. I didn't realise that in 10 years. Nah, it sucks. Okay, great. What else? What's bad? I would like... Star Wars. I would like the new Oceans movie to be good if they ever make that.

Oh yeah. If it comes out, I would love for that to be good. It's just gonna be the same. Yeah, I know. You know it's just gonna be like, we've gotta get it in this place, but they've got... Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, I first thought was diehard, but I'm like, they're not doing any more. Well, they were working on a prequel at one point. Yeah, that's true. With a young Holden MacLean played by Jude Law.

Yeah. Perfect. I'm just thinking of the hairline. The hairline's good. I think they will reboot Die Hard. I think that's going to happen. They will wait till Bruce Willis is dead. Yeah. And then they will do it. Yeah. So that's going to be bad. Yeah. Cause that again, the lightning in a bottle, that's a lightning in the bottle situation. The first one. I mean, I would say half of the diode movies are good bearing in mind that there are five. So two and a half. Yes. Yeah. Would you agree with that? Yeah. One's good. Two is fine. A lot of people like it more than I do. Three's great.

Four's not bad. One's great. Yeah, one's great, obviously. Four's pretty good. Better than you'd think. Five is junk. OK. Yeah. Not seen it. Don't miss it. No, I've only seen the first like 15 minutes. Elliot also says, could you please give a shout out to my fellow weekly Planet Pod listeners, friends Sam, Alex and Harry? No, can't do it. Can't do it.

We did that for money though. Yeah. You only get one question. Yeah. And the second one is could you please give a shout out? No. To who? Sam, Alex and Harry. Sorry. No. No. We won't do that. This is from Dustin J. Caldwell, who you would have met in real life because I have. Yep. Lovely person. I call him DJC. Do you? Yeah. Okay.

I sent an email, but shall I ask you, but I shall ask you as well. What are your thoughts on the Bond audition tapes that got released? So yeah, there are a bunch of these that went out. Oh yeah. Did you see- The Rupert friend, did you say? Yeah, he did one. Looking very sinister.

Someone made a comment in the Great Mates group that it was a big year for greasy blokes with long greasy hair. Oh my God, Henry Cavill's so greasy in that one. He's not good. It's not a good fit. I think there was a time when he could have done it. I mean, he did Man From Uncle where he's suitably suave and sophisticated in that. But also American, maybe.

He is American in that. Yeah, but whatever. But yeah, he's too young. It doesn't work. I think now it's too late. And I just mean because he's known too much. So I mean, if you got cast, I wouldn't be devastated. But I think I like the Daniel Craig route.

You wouldn't be Devo forever? No, I don't think so. OK, I've just sort of that out and I'll apply it to my life. Good, do it. Go on going forever. Who else did one? Was this Martin Campbell era? Yes, no, it was they were doing well,

yeah, sorry, it was for Casino Royale. Okay. And they did it for, but they used their scene from GoldenEye. Right, yep. Oh, Tony Starr did one as well. Anthony Starr. Oh, wow.

Who's not great either. Sam Worthington does one. Yep. And he just, I don't know if you've seen it. G'day boys. He doesn't like that. He doesn't do an accent at all. That's the long tradition of fellow Australian Sam Neill of course did one.

Yeah. Well he's. I know James I'm doing a funny thing. It's fun. It's fun that you said that. Trying to make people mad. Yeah that's good. G'day there boys.

It's me. I'm Sam Neill. G'day there boys. I mean look at this. Look at him do it. That's incredible. Yeah. What's with that hair?

What's going on? I don't know. Yeah. I mean at the time we would have thought that hair was normal. I don't think anybody liked that hair He looks like he's the lead singer. No, he looks like he's the bass player from thirsty Merc. He does doesn't he? Absolutely So yeah, he's just I mean, you know, there's been an Australian bond before. G'day there boys Can I get a to his new shake and not stir? Shake it to his new. That's right. Yuck, Mason. So yeah. A twist of lemon and an olive.

Relatively unknown, please. That's right. Which I think is the safe way to do it. I watched a video on this from someone and I can't recall who it was. But it was about how Bond, at least part of the bond character will become public domain in 2035. So this might this is your favorite topic. Yeah This upcoming bought like the next bond might be the last official. Yeah, okay Elements of it you say just like the gold finger thing that happened or whatever gold. What is it again? The the ball thing I didn't even think of that. I thought you just thought I loved public domain stuff, which I did know you do

It would be no that was um, yeah, that was Thunderball. Yeah But this would be like on the ball. This would be the book. This would be the literary bond from the 50s Oh any of that stuff So this would be like a man who looks like a book exactly like pre pre insane gadgetry bond So the question then becomes what do you do for the last? Year of bond because this might be the last one before we get flooded with yeah low quality, you know No budget horror bond and etc. Yeah comedy skit bond. I love that stuff I mean that that being said I mean you can do it bond parody can't you? Yeah, it's parody but that being said I mean, that being said, I mean, you can do a bond parody, can't you?

Yeah, because it's parody. That being said, I mean, while I enjoyed this video, I'm also like, well, how much of how much of the market for a character is consumed by low quality, no budget public domain versions of it. Like how many, how much is the, is the presence of the Winnie the Pooh horror movie? Has that cut into the market for Winnie the Pooh stuff? I would say they're just squeaking out a little profit for themselves. I mean, to me, like the idea of a- Benson Boone did a flip.

Sorry, go on. Okay. Terrific. Go on, sorry. Are you surprised by that now? I just saw it. What, go on. Okay, terrific. Go on, sorry. Are you surprised by that now? I just saw it. What's going on? I don't know.

Just the, I think it would take a long time before anyone makes a really good independent public domain James Bond. Do you think it's because also people don't want to fund that? Yeah, absolutely. And also like if you're, you know, if I mean, and Bond, especially because you know, the broccoli family, those, those, those Brockos, they're sort of notoriously, they want to keep a tight lid on that. So if you go to a competing studio and you say, I've got a great idea for a Bond movie. Now he's in public domain. They'd be

like, no, because it gets sued for absolutely like it might vary if it gets through, there's still that legal process that you left you know even the fact that it's public domain and technically you could do it doesn't mean that the original owners aren't going to run you through court for absolutely for every single little thing they're famous for that yeah like i don't know maybe maybe this the whole thing's overblown yeah the david niven one yes. Because that was unofficial. Was that under parity? Was that a book? No, I think that happened because Ian Fleming licensed out the rights to Casino Royale for

a TV show briefly or something and then the rights got loose somehow. Jimmy Bond. Yeah, he was Jimmy Bond of the CIA. Yeah, because it was part of a live TV drama show. Like it was an anthology show or something like that. And I think that's how the the rights ended up in the hands of somebody else. Now, like, oh, we can technically do that.

I think incredible. I'm sure we've talked about it at length. There's a there's a there's a search tool in the weekly planet in the planet broadcasting group where you can just search for anything we've said ever and you can find it. So who made that we should credit them. Hey. All right. Well done. Thank you. We should credit that person though for real Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, okay James Casino Royale Charles K Feldman the producer had acquired the film rights in 1960 because it was the first book I guess it was the first makes an attempt to get Casino Royale made it as a production film

However Feldman and the producers the own series broccoli and saltman failed to come to terms so I guess he had it before they got an iron grip on on the right yeah okay okay right very good yeah yeah yeah yeah well I'm gonna and believing so he had the rights to it and then believing he would not compete with the a on series in terms of like action and blah blah he was like I'll make it a comedy and that's right okay it's a different it's it's counter programming, I guess. And it was fun too. It was bad, it's a bad movie, it's got Woody Allen in it.

Oh yeah. Yep. But other than that it's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have some sort of question there, James? I didn't, is it, that was mine, wasn't it? I was Bond auditioned, so it's your turn. Oh sure, okay.

I mean, I can do one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is from Yvette. Yvette. Is anyone actually paying to watch Moana 2 on Disney Plus? Hello. I saw that Moana 2 is on Disney Plus now, I thought I would give it a watch. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait another month, see it for free. I just wonder what your thoughts were. And if you think they're actually making money from it, yes. That's exactly what they're doing. Because I think they are because you flip on Disney Plus and it says Moana 2 and your kids go, oh my god, Moana 2. I love Moana 2. I love Moana 2. And they don't understand that it's not that good a movie. That's exactly right. It's essentially rehash of the first one and it was a TV series. You can obviously see the

episode breaks anyway, but the new cast is pretty good But and the kids will be like my way to two and you go. Okay, let kids. Let's watch my I assume this is how parenting goes you go. Okay. Well, I don't have anything else to do So let's I haven't planned anything else because I'm a bad dad is what I say and then you say well Let's watch my man or two. It's on Disney Plus and you click and it's like do you want to pay? $29.99 you like well, I guess I have to do because you can't be like well, let's watch Moana 2, it's on Disney Plus, and then you click it and it's like, do you want to pay $29.99? You're like, well, I guess I have to. I do. Because you can't be like, well, let's wait a month, kids.

Yeah. I can just show them Moana 1. That's true. My kids don't want to watch Moana 2. They just don't. But have they seen it? Yeah. But they don't want to see it again? They've never asked about it. Interesting.

Even though they have Disney Plus and would have had that pushed on them. They each individually have Disney Plus. Yes. Yeah, of course they do. You've got their own little accounts. They've got little pictures. That's terrific. Mason's from Mike Smart who said, be honest, how much of the past week have you been at pole climbing practice? So yeah, for upcoming, for this week's Caravan of Garbage, I'm reattempting the pole climbing that I did a couple weeks ago.

In many ways, you've already done it. Yeah, in many ways it's already been filmed and that's out this week. How much did I practice Mason? Zero practice. Yeah. And do you think that paid off in the end? I mean, you say zero practice, but I don't know that because I haven't been with you the entire way.

That's a good point. Well, I'm telling the truth and I haven't. Okay. Anyways, let's just see what happens. Let's just see what happens. Let's just see what happens. What's next Mason? Here's a couple more in miles James.

I got a couple more. I'm happy to sit through these. This one is from Kieran. Kieran Culkin? Yep, it says L. Kieran L. I presume it's Kieran La Culkin. Oh. Kieran La Culkin. Kieran La Culkin? He says Rob Liefeld flunking Marvel. Oh fuck yeah. Did you see Rob Liefeld announce that he's never working with Marvel again over not getting into the Deadpool and Wolverine premieres after party. Yeah man, you are. Rob Liefeld says he will no longer work with Marvel after being denied access to the after party of the Deadpool and Wolverine premiere. He was meant to embarrass, diminish, defeat me. Kevin Feige does not treat comic book creators well.

Look, that is true of the, in the past. That's weird. And has come up multiple times. And whatever you think of Rob Liefeld, I... I don't disagree. That's the smallest token of anything you could do. To be like, oh this thing that we're going to make a billion dollars off. You can't invite the guy who, you know?

I think it's also like he was saying. It's not like you have to invite a hundred guys. He was kind of disregarded for Deadpool 3 and whatever. Which yeah, he's probably also true. I mean look, he should also probably credit the creators of Deathstroke at the top of everyone's discs. And also, look, if we're talking technically, anything that you know Deadpool 4 outside of the look, somebody else wrote.

But he is right. He did create the character and should be treated with... He should let him go to the after party. Yeah. Yeah. Like what's that costing you? To let one guy, one other guy in. Yeah, exactly.

That's crazy. So look, yeah, it's... I mean look, it's always fun when Rob Liefeld's up to something. It is, I agree. Yeah. We know he's out there in the world. Maybe he started another company called Awesome Comics or whatever. Yeah, Awesome Comics with an X.

Yeah. Axum Comics? Yeah, the M is an X, yes. Everybody's got an ax? awesome comics with an X. Yeah axome comics? Yeah the M is an X. Yes. Everyone's got an axe. Everyone would have an axe. Everybody's the Avengers but they've got an axe. Axevengers. Axevengers thank you. So are you. I think when he says he's the juxtasely. That's good. Everyone's got an axe. I mean Batman. Absolute Batman does have an axe. Sometimes he does have an axe. I think also if Marvel had him back, which I don't think they would. I don't think they would value his contribution at this point. Is he not in?

Does he appear in one of the first two? Is he in a briefcase? He's in at least one. Yeah, right. Yeah. So yeah, I don't know. But I think he would do it. I think he would come back.

But I think they're not going to use him for anything. Well. I don't know. So much for the Axe Vengeance. Marvel, I mean, we talked about it last week, like the creators of The Winter Soldier got nothing, basically, for that movie and that character, which is now going to be in a potentially billion dollar movie in a few months, potentially, it'll probably be less, but whatever, you know what I mean. Way less.

Anyway, this is from She-Han Arnett. They should be afraid Marvel's going to sue them, because they made Thunderbolts and nobody's gonna see it Maybe make 20 million dollars. They're like this is worse than the Marvel somehow I don't think that could be true that maybe was fine Mason she had on it says What's your most outrageous unnecessary purchase? We've talked about this a lot. I think maybe we might not know my mate bought the angry Anderson Batmobile No, he didn't still loans it. What is What? Is there a photo? Pictures, please. Yeah, pictures. I want to see that.

Yeah. Does it run? Did it ever run? Was it being pulled around by a horse? It's got a horse in it. Maybe. Yeah, I couldn't tell you. I don't really make extravagant purchases.

Yeah, you never bought any of those. We, I briefly flirt with the idea of buying an insane thing and then I get over it. Yeah. Like the Daytona cabinet. Yeah. Because you'd have to buy the double Daytona cabinet. We've talked about this. Yeah.

I'll do a- What are you going to do? One play a Daytona your whole day? Yeah. I'll do a nice holiday. Yeah. Like later in the year, Claire and I taking the kids to Fiji. You know?

I'll splash out on that. You'll splash that cash. I will. Yeah. But no, I mean, we were talking about you just got a new watch. But that again, that's not like a $5,000 watch. It's a $4,000 watch. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I misspoke. It's a $40,000 watch. So yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty, um, I don't really, it sounds ridiculous. It's a, but I've always going

to be like this. I don't, I don't, I'm not driven by money really, I guess, which is easy to say when you don't have to worry about it. But like when I was a teacher, I was the same when I had no money. I'm like, I don't know. Right? Yeah. I don't fucking know. Even before. I have too many jackets.

Give me some of your jackets. You wouldn't fit in the jackets. I bet I could. I bet I could get bigger and fit in it. Oh yeah, that would work. Do you think? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

What are you, what are your big purchases? You like clothes. You like a collectible comic sometimes? Or like an edition? Yeah, but none of that's extravagant. I'm not paying like- Sure, yeah. You're not getting the first issue of Spawn, which is worth.

I reckon I have a first issue of Spawn, but I've- so when Spawn came out, they- $61. Okay. Yeah, no, exactly. There's three million copies of them. When Spawn came out, they were doing Australian reprints of them, like of, yeah exactly. There's three million copies of them. When Spawn came out, they were doing Australian reprints of them, like of those image comics. You didn't actually get the originals. You got an Australian version. So I think I have one of those. But again,

maybe they're rarer. They're not. But imagine if they were. We're not extravagant guys, are we? No. Oh, the Eagles won because my Google's doing an animation. Of Eagles? Yeah. Wow. It's pretty shit.

Look at this. Well I mean they've only had... So there's explosions and then there's just this logo, this shit eagle logo just floating up. Okay, that's pretty good. It's not bad. And the logo's still going but the fireworks have stopped. So it's 40 to 22.

So the Eagles got two field goals and the Kansas City Chiefs only got one field goal. And a bit less than one at 22. Yeah, a bit less than. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. Good for everybody. I think the real winner is football and Travis Swift. That's right.

Wait, did he lose? Yeah, he lost. That's a shame. What's next, Mason? Well, you know, he probably lost. What? Because he got married to Taylor he lost. That's a shame. What's next, Mason? Well, you know, he probably lost. What? Because he got married to Taylor Swift or whatever.

Which he maybe did or didn't. And that's, you know, that's destroyed his testosterone. I think probably. Because he put on that tuxedo and he danced at one of her gigs or whatever. Did he? I think so. No wonder that destroyed his testosterone. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. Yeah. All right, Mason. Time to wrap up the show, I think. I think so too. Well, actually I've got one more email Oh my god, I mean it's the same. It's from Cameron. It's a similar thing. Okay, Cameron says if you had unlimited money How much would your production change? None exactly. Hey mate He says I've always respect that you guys never sold out to boost your show. Well, we tried. Yeah, we do some ads

Yeah, yeah, you've made a consistent quality You've maintained this consistent quality rather with your own unique voice And I believe that's why you've kept such a loyal listener base for all these years I mean, we don't know that for sure. Yeah with this some churn That's true some churn my question is though if you had access to a large amounts of cash strictly for the production of your various shows How much do you think would change? I mean we do more um, what's that term? We would steal more money Yeah, steal the money. It's be like a eccentric billionaire was like, hey, I'm going to give you all this money just for the production of your show. Yeah. We would do a

lot of fake receipts. Yeah, exactly. Take the money. Yeah. And it would be like, I don't know, man, we ordered big video screens, but they haven't arrived. We don't know where they are. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. And don't don't visit us ever. Don't do that. Yeah. Would your show stay the same? I think they would. And the money would be used to make this behind the scenes work more streamlined? Yes. That would be everybody behind the scenes would be paid more. Yeah, well, that's probably yeah, actually, yeah, that's what we could do. Yes. Yeah. Or do you think there would be elements on screen that viewers would see a difference in? Diamond rings? Yeah, I Super Bowl rings. And maybe just screens in general, maybe filming, which I have thought about doing. I was speaking,

I spoke to Joel Zammat last week, and I'm like, this is very doable. But I also, I don't like being on camera at all. I don't like being seen or looked at or known. I'm too shiny. Look how shiny I am. I'm so shiny. I've got a big shiny spot. Me too.

We need matte foreheads. We need a matte finish. We need to get our foreheads sanded down. Oh great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah. Do you think they can do that? I think they can. Doctors? If they shine it down to the bone. Yeah. That would be shiny too though,

wouldn't it? They have to go to the brain. Well, what they could do is we could, we could sand our heads down to the bone and then we could put some matte finish foundation on the bone. That's a good idea. I think that would solve the problem. Perfect. Excellent. Yeah. So yeah, I don't know. We'd do something at some point, but I don't know. Anyway anyway Thanks for listening to something at some point. I agree folks. Thank you so much for listening We absolutely appreciate it with this week fuck Okay, then the way it is the Falcon of Winter Soldier the Falcon and the Red Hulk assault you'll be there Yeah, he will be my next week Captain America brave new world. Yes that one. Yep Folks, thank you so much for listening. Thank you for subscribing

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Great podcast, long time fan. I remember searching Apple podcasts for nerd movie stuff right around when BBS was announced. Started listening around episode three or four, I think. Always a great time consuming all their content. Feel a little bad. I've been a fan for decades now and I'm just getting to a five star review. But Better Late Than Never, I suppose that is true. That's so true.

All right, Great Show always- I say better never than late. Yeah, I don't, yeah. Yeah, it's not anything, but- Great Show always puts me- I'm trying to get it going like that other thing that I've said that I already forgot. When Benson Boon did a flip. No.

Great show always puts me in a better mood, five stars. That's good. You're thinking of the thing that you tried to get going? I have to listen back to the episode and I don't want to do that. That's what I don't want to do. This is from Kara Allen who says, not as dumb as it seems. These guys come across as uncaring morons, but no one could be so consistently funny and insightful for so long without putting in a ton of time and effort.

You're not fooling me. Yeah, I guess that's probably not incorrect. We do, there's probably more work to hear that people think. I've stopped being like, oh, who cares? And this is barely any work. Because yeah, there is work involved. And if you say that, people are like, oh, they don't even care anymore. And I do.

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Yeah, there was a scandal behind the scenes and that's why it didn't happen. Yeah, dog stabbed another dog. That's what I'm reading. Yeah. Wow. It's from Facebook though and it is an AI picture, but you know. It seems real. Yeah. Seems real. Seems real.

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We should do an AI image video reaction thing. Okay. Which is just making fun of this shit. An AI slop special. Slop special. Yeah. It is just making fun of this shit. An AI slop special. Yeah. Slop special. Yeah. Feels, feels a very natural fit for us. It really does.

A slop special. So go on. Uh, and that is the whole show. I agree. Next week, Captain America. Watch Captain America, see if it's any good. You don't have to watch it. We'll wait for our review.

Yeah. You know, don't go nuts. But we thought it was all right. We don't know yet, Chans. We thought it was fine. Are we going to the premiere? You can, I'm not. Nah, probably busy.

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