The Weekly Planet - James Bond GoldenEye - Caravan Of Garbage

Episode Date: May 7, 2020

We're finally here. Before we get Daniel Craig's final Bond performance in No Time To Die let's revisit the Pierce Brosnan James Bond series. Starting with Goldeneye from 1995 as well as the 1997 N64 ...video game. How does his debut entry stack up to review now a quarter of a century on? Let's all find out with this Caravan Of Garbage episode yay!Help support the show and decide on episodes at Patreon ► https:// patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesSUBSCRIBE HERE ►► http://goo.gl/pQ39jNVideo Edition ► https://youtu.be/or88TbIQNLkJames' Twitter ► http://twitter.com/mrsundaymoviesMaso's Twitter ► http://twitter.com/wikipediabrownTWP Itunes ► https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-weekly-planet/id718158767?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4TWP Direct Download ► https://play.acast.com/s/theweeklyplanetTWP YouTube Channel ► https://goo.gl/1ZQFGHPatreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesAmazon Affiliate Link ► https://amzn.to/2nc12P4T-Shirts/Merch ► https://www.teepublic.com/stores/mr-sunday-movies#ScoobyDoo #Scoob Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:53 Much requested You couldn't believe the numbers that came in for people that wanted to see The Pierce Brosnan and James Bond franchise Covered in full by two idiots Were we included in that? Did I get a vote? You didn't get a vote. Do you want to vote now? I vote no.
Starting point is 00:01:07 It's too late. Ah, and I watched it. And you watched it. And you know what? I enjoyed this one. Me too. It's not this Pierce Brosnan Bond movie that I feared watching and re-watching. It's all the ones after this.
Starting point is 00:01:18 I feel that's probably correct. It's like the Daniel Craig Bond movies. I feel like the Brosnan era has a great opening movie and then a rapid decline. And that's interesting because both Goldeneye and Casino Royale are both directed by Martin Campbell. Is that an accident? Probably not.
Starting point is 00:01:34 They probably went, he made a good one. That was the last good one. Can we get that guy to come back? Let's get that guy again. And they have diminishing returns for the rest. Exactly. And look, these videos also will be diminishing returns, no doubt. But hey, leave a like on this one at the very least. This will be diminishing returns no doubt but hey leave a
Starting point is 00:01:45 like on this one at the very least yeah this will be the best one hopefully all right because we've got a bunch of stuff to cover because we've got a bunch of stuff to cover that's for the extended audio that's a great gag for the extended audio don't you think you did a really good gag then yeah made it seem like you stumbled over your words but you didn't that's right wow because we've got a bunch of stuff to cover do Do you want to hear how Pierce Brosnan, or maybe you know about this, came upon this role? I believe, you can correct me, I believe... I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Yeah, you're ready. I believe he auditioned for it in the past. Yes. But he was also doing a detective show called Remington Steel, and so he couldn't get out of that contract. Yes. And so the role of Bond was given to a different Bond? A different Bond.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Timothy Dalton? That's right. George Lazenby. Timothy Dalton. Timothy Dalton, that's right. It was the 80s. It so the role of Bond was given to a different Bond? A different Bond. Timothy Dalton? That's right. George Lazenby. Timothy Dalton. Timothy Dalton, that's right. It was the 80s. It was the edgy Bond. Well, one of the first edgy.
Starting point is 00:02:30 There's been many Bonds. Do people know that? Do people know that? It's important to point that out. I know. Because people will probably tell us in the comments that there's been a few of them. Yeah. David Niven.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Also a Bond. Also a Bond. Not officially. Not officially. Woody Allen, we don't talk about it. So yeah, there was supposed to be a 1991 sequel, which was going to be this movie. It was supposed to be The Property of a Lady,
Starting point is 00:02:52 based on the Fleming short story, but there were legal issues over the ownership and what happened because of Licence to Kill, because it didn't do super well. There's always legal troubles with Bond for some reason. There really is, yeah. And so by the time it came around... Probably because Ian Fleming stole a lot of ideas.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Potentially. So by the time it came around to filming this one, the Broccoli family, you know, who run the Bond franchise... Absolutely. You know what they're about. Bob Broccoli and the other... Cubby Broccoli. Cubby Broccoli.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Yeah. They said, Dalton, you should come back. And he said, I'll come back, I'll do one. And they're like, no, if you come back, you've got to do like four. Because it's been quite a long time. You come back and you do one and then you kill the franchise if you run off. So he's like, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do anything ever again, he said.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Until Hot Farts. That's right. I'm sure he did stuff in the middle. Then I'm going to turn in a great performance for Hot Farts. Exactly. Then I'm going to be in Penny Dreadful, I think, is what he said. That's right. Doctor Who.
Starting point is 00:03:39 I'm in one of those seasons. Remember that? Yeah. Time Lords or something. I think I'm in the Doom Patrol. In some universes so this actually isn't based on any novel it is the first one ever original content yeah but the name comes from ian fleming's jamaican beach house which is named after a world war ii thing that he
Starting point is 00:03:55 did in world war ii you know he was sort of a spy guy you know when you were you know when you cowed in fear they called that a golden eye well he because bond everyone knows this i'm sure but it's like the fantasized version of what he kind of wanted to do in the war because he did a lot of war room kind of espionage stuff he wasn't out in the field shooting people like a james bond he was in a boardroom shooting people like a james bond also what's the plot of this would you say all right oh they got pierce brosnan anyway so that's right yeah yeah yeah yeah and you know what looks the part definitely 100 especially in this one yes he's got great hair for 1995 or any year yeah that's some good
Starting point is 00:04:30 looking hair it's that christian bale american psycho hair yeah it's looking good it's looking real good looking real good okay but from what i can gather the plot is the villains want to acquire golden eye golden eye no i don't like the theme song. By the by. The plot is the villains want to acquire GoldenEye, which is an... It's an EMP. Are you familiar with what an EMP is? It's an electromagnetic pulse.
Starting point is 00:04:52 I am after this movie. This, I think, was one of the earliest times in the cinema I learned what an electromagnetic pulse was. And then I learned it again in every movie that's ever been made since. I get it now. We have a rule where your movie automatically loses a point, if that means anything, which obviously it doesn't.
Starting point is 00:05:07 It's an arbitrary thing I just said. But if you explain what an EMP is, this one definitely gets a pass because it's one of the first. Yeah, it explains it. It's an electromagnetic pulse. It's the side effect of a nuclear blast that defeats and shuts down all sorts of electronic devices. All those things.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Oh, no, we've just lost a point, haven't we? We certainly have. Oh, no. Anyway, they want a point, haven't we? We certainly have, yeah. Anyway, they want to steal it, so they can then computer hack into some computers, some financial computers, and steal a bunch of money, and then set off Goldeneye,
Starting point is 00:05:35 so there's no record of what they've done. Yeah, and what's Goldeneye? They get off scot-free. I'd never seen satellite imagery like this in a movie as well. I know they didn't really use a satellite, but just the idea that you could see someone from space, I was like, people can do, oh my God, is that true? Yes, they could definitely do that. It's the mid-90s, what have I been doing?
Starting point is 00:05:50 It's the mid-90s and I'm a teenager, what have I been up to that they could see? They saw where I kept all my pogs when I buried them in the woods. That's right. The opening of this film is terrific. Yeah, it opens with James Bond. A stuntman, you should say.
Starting point is 00:06:03 A stuntman who looks kind of like Pierce Brosnan leaping off the side of a dam. And that looks incredible. It's a real stunt. They did it for real. Because Bungie was big at the time. Just like Park Hall was big at the time of Casino Royale. Just like clowns were big in the 80s when Roger Moore did that.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Big things were happening. That's right. I mean, that sequence I certainly remembered and really enjoyed from the first time I watched it. What I enjoy is that Pierce Brosnan's first appearance as Bond and his first piece of dialogue and his witty rejoinder first happens when he's upside down in a men's toilet. I think that's fun.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Absolutely it is, yeah. I find him very convincing as Bond, in this one in particular. I think he's suave and the one-liners aren't too over the top. That's true, yeah. At that's true they become worse and i also think janice janice janice 006s yes uh i think he's a great foil for him again looks the part he's the kind of guy that would be running around doing missions but also exactly and it's also you know at this point bond has yet to be rebooted so he's been doing this the bond thing for for decades and it's it's quite amazing that know, at this point, Bond has yet to be rebooted. So he's been doing this, the Bond thing for decades. And it's quite amazing that...
Starting point is 00:07:08 Yeah, he did that weird golden gun thing. Exactly. That nobody else in the 00 series has gone bad at this point. So it's kind of, they've had it coming. Sure. If we're honest. I can't believe, if we're just getting into, this is the part of the video where, hey, remember this? They put him in a helicopter.
Starting point is 00:07:23 There's multiple points and it's very much a Bond trope where they just leave him alone and presume that he's going to die. They explain most of the plot first and then they leave him to die. Again, that's James Bond. They leave him in a helicopter. He awakens to a screaming woman and the eject button is just next to his head. Terrific stuff.
Starting point is 00:07:39 We'll take away all his gadgets so he can't use those. Let's just hope he hasn't done any stretching, any government-mandated stretching in the last half hour. What do you think of the Bond girls, or the Bond women, as they're more known now? I have a few notes. So obviously we have the villain Bond girl, that Xenia Onatop. It's a little subtler than Your Days of Pussy Galore, as an example.
Starting point is 00:08:00 A little? Just a little. I have two notes about her. Kind of sweaty all the time, comma, horny for murders. Do you think that's accurate? How strong are the thighs on that woman? Very powerful. They must be.
Starting point is 00:08:13 On a top's plan, here's the initial part of her plan, which it's one of those plans where you don't really think about it at the time in the cinema, but then literally decades later you will do a podcast about it and a video, and you will re-watch it again and you'll think about it. Her plan initially is to seduce an admiral, kill the admiral, steal his identification, and then board an aircraft carrier accompanied by an associate of hers disguised as the admiral
Starting point is 00:08:41 so she can steal a helicopter. But what happens is they take the ID and they go to the aircraft carrier and the guard looks at it for two seconds and he just hands it back and they just get off. So I would say maybe rather than do that and make up 006 so he looks like a man he looks nothing like at all. Is that 006 or is it that weird Russian dude? Who knows?
Starting point is 00:09:01 But either way, the much easier thing to do would maybe make a fake ID. Oh, yeah. Just put whoever's face on it and be like... Nobody's looking at anything or scanning anything. But again, she's horny for murder, so I guess...
Starting point is 00:09:12 That's what she's about, yeah. What do you think about the stunts in this movie? Good. You know, there is a bit of green screen, blue screen kind of compositing. You know, like at the bottom
Starting point is 00:09:19 of the bungee... Well, the opening... Yeah. When he's flying into the airplane. The second stunt, of course, is that he needs to escape from the Russian base and he starts up a plane, but then he falls out of the plane and the plane goes off a cliff. So he leaps from the cliff and then he sort of free fall,
Starting point is 00:09:37 manoeuvres his way back into the plane. Terrific stuff. Which it's right on the realm of believability for Bond. You'll never see Daniel Craig do this, I don't think. No, absolutely not. But again, in retrospect, what I'd probably do is, rather than risk dashing myself against some rocks thousands of feet below, is I'd probably just hop over the edge,
Starting point is 00:09:54 wait till all the soldiers go home for dinner, just walk home. Have a cigarette. Have a cigarette. Though he doesn't cigarettes in this one. Not anymore. He does not cigarettes anymore. He doesn't cigarettes anymore. He smokes a cigar in one of the later ones.
Starting point is 00:10:04 The other Bond woman is fine, I think. I think she's good. Isabella Skorupka. Yeah, she's one of the better ones in this batch of films, I think. Because there are some... There's one in particular which we'll get to, which is not great. But I think she's good. I think she's a good match for him.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Apparently we find out in the sequel novel for the next movie that she ends up marrying some other dude. And it's like, good for her. Because obviously I could never be happy with one person. So that's true. Look, my final note on this relating to the end of the movie, he's talking, he's having some romantic back and forth with her and he says, oh, what could possibly go wrong? And then he never sees her again.
Starting point is 00:10:39 So I don't know what happened. I guess she married that guy. I guess. Did you know, this is the only, and we need to check this week to week, Pierce Brosnan movie that doesn't end with him lying on top of a woman. Not movie, Bond movie, I should specify. I was going to say, right. Because I haven't seen Mamma Mia, so I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:56 There's some people I also want to point out who I think are great in this. Alan Cumming as Boris is terrific. I have a note here. Does Boris draw his own caricatures? Because they're quite good. He's got a little cartoony representation of himself. Sure. I have a note here. Does Boris draw his own caricatures? Because they're quite good. He's got a little cartoony representation of himself. Sure. And his co-worker.
Starting point is 00:11:10 I mean, he's a pervert. It was the 90s. That's what he did. Yeah, yeah. Remember Dennis Nedry? One of those ones. I mean, it's a good performance. That character is just kind of a collection of catchphrases.
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Starting point is 00:12:27 Register today at sunrisechallenge.ca. That you build it, they will come. I think maybe that's the next video. I wonder. Look, I have a note here. Because obviously James Bond is given all his gadgets by cue as usual. Oh, my God. He's given a car filled with rockets and turbochargers and ejector seats that, of course, he never uses any of in this movie. Does he use the belt? He does use the belt, yes, to escape. There's a prison escape later on before the tank chase,
Starting point is 00:13:04 and he uses it then. I kind of tune out in the tank chase. I shouldn't because it's spectacular, but I'm like, I get it. He's in a tank. You're right. And one of the things Q gives him, obviously, is a pen. It's a grenade. Three clicks arms it.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Three clicks disarms it. And I've got here, I wonder how many MI6 agents were killed in 1995 by their own exploding pens before Q put a click counter on them. I reckon like three or four, probably. Almost certainly. Just people in the field going, oh, it's my last chance to... Oh, no, it's okay.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Everything's cool. Oh, no. Oh, no. How many times have I clicked this? He is a fantastic carryover from the previous films. The great Desmond Llewellyn, yeah. And he still feels sharp in this one. You see a bit of the decline, but it's a really fun throwback scene.
Starting point is 00:13:44 You see all the visual gags happening in the background it's almost doesn't fit in this kind of movie but i think it's 100 this one this one's really quite good you know especially at the time it felt fresh and new but it also sort of definitely and you know the new bond obviously but it sort of felt in line with the ones from the 70s and the 80s yes because i think partly because it was made on film so it still feels kind of you know yeah real and not and not made on video and also because like all the briefing rooms are all then they haven't gone to like steel and glass and holograms they're just like wood panel and like leatherette you know yeah absolutely yeah which is again something that i've been saying for a long time take bond back to the 60s when you reboot it you
Starting point is 00:14:23 said it in that time period of the original films and you get all the retro gadgets and the retro sets and the retro cars i think it'd be fantastic and also everything's not on a smartphone then that's true yeah you know he has to carry like eight different devices that his phone could do you know what i mean absolutely love the watch by the way the watch laser that's a classic yeah did you know that for the video game which we'll get to, they went around and they photographed everything that they could in this film, including Boris's shirt, to get that design into the game. So as they were filming the movie.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Yeah, they went down just for a day and just did everything that they could. There was like 10 people that worked on that game. Anyway, we'll get to it. Surprise maybe. A bit of surprise there, yeah. I also want to make mention of Judy Dench who I've written here all caps
Starting point is 00:15:07 Judy Dench yeah and that's really what else do you say really she's a great inclusion the funny thing is M being a woman
Starting point is 00:15:13 was the idea of Lois Maxwell who was the original Miss Moneypenny because she wanted to come back and be the new M okay yeah
Starting point is 00:15:20 and they went that's a great idea for somebody else oh no yeah look I love Judy Dench you can't really fault it but that's a great idea for somebody else. Oh, no. Look, I love Judy Dedge. You can't really fault it, but that's rough. And look, for the next movie, we want to cast a Lois Maxwell type.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Lois, do you know anyone like that? The only one? Absolutely. I feel like... We got Samantha Bond as Moneypenny this time around. Again, in this one, she's kind of sharp and acerbic, and she's got a rejoinder for every one of Bond's kind of, you know, lascivious come-ons.
Starting point is 00:15:48 She hates him. Yeah, she absolutely hates him. But then in later movies, she just becomes like super horny for Bond in VR and stuff. She kisses him with hologram glasses on. Yes, exactly. There's a few things I feel like we need to talk about and this I feel is your area more than mine.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Okay. Theme song you mentioned. I don't love it. It's okay. It's no From Russia With Love or even... Live and Let Die. Yeah. Diamonds Are Forever.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Diamonds Are Forever. That's right. But you know, Golden Eye, Golden Eye, something, something. Golden Eye, yeah. It's also, I think, maybe the last opening sequence where it's just naked women doing naked women stuff. It's just like, should we put some clothes on them now? Just be naked.
Starting point is 00:16:24 They're gold. They're in a pool and they're out of the pool and they're naked. It's just like, they weren't, should we put some clothes on them? Nah, just be naked. They're gold. They're in a pool and they're out of the pool and they're naked and someone's shooting a gun. Should we put some roulette stuff in front of them? Nah, just naked women,
Starting point is 00:16:31 I reckon. So the other thing I wanted to mention is the car. It wasn't out at the time. Oh, the BMW Z3. Yeah, right. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Yeah. You a fan? At the time, sure, but it has not aged well. I mean, what has certainly aged well is the Aston Martin DB5, which has the opening sequence.
Starting point is 00:16:47 But I think the thing about that car is as well that I read. You mentioned earlier how we don't see any of the gadgets in the car. This extended audio bit's amazing, don't you think? How do you keep all this in? I don't know. Wow. So you mentioned earlier about how we don't see any of the action. Fucking hell. Okay. You mentioned earlier we don't see any of the action. Fucking hell.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Okay. You mentioned earlier we don't see any of the tricks in the car. Apparently that's because it was such a new model that they didn't have time to put it into the movie. Oh, I see. And also BMW are probably like, don't show the Stinger missiles in the car because everybody will want Stinger missiles.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Exactly, yeah. The other thing I wanted to mention is it's the 90s. You're a man of clothes. How we do it here? Look, this, again, we're in an era and a bond. Like Daniel Craig could not pull off like a cable knit sweater and an ascot. He absolutely could. Daniel Craig could not pull off a double-breasted blazer with golden buttons.
Starting point is 00:17:38 I contemplated wearing one today to the recording. For no reason. For no reason. For nobody to see. For nobody to see. Could Daniel Craig pull off just a tactical fishing gear for the finale? Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Kind of. But it's just in that 1990s sweet spot. Yeah. Everything's slightly too big. Yeah. Don't think about it. That's what we love about it. I also just want to quickly mention about the finale.
Starting point is 00:18:00 That bit where he's dropped onto the satellite dish. I don't know if you notice, but that dude breaks his leg so fucking hard. The stuntman does. No, the body. Oh, yeah, right, right, right. It's not real, I assume. Sure, yeah. I wound it back and went, did that guy just break his leg in eight places?
Starting point is 00:18:16 It is brutal. Ben will put in a slow-mo. Thanks, Ben. But again, for the amount of distance he dropped, he's getting off quite lightly. The fact that the character of 006 is still supposed to be alive, having dropped like 300 feet. I mean, obviously he has to stay alive so the satellite dish can fall on him. Anyway, I'm proud of him.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Now, I do want to talk about some alternate casting for this because there were some other choices other than Brosnan. Before we do that, we've got to get into the video game, right? Yes, let's play the video game. Specifically, you can play the video game and I can comment over the top of it. Because I do not want to play that video game. Hello, everyone. Just quickly, this is James here, Mr. Sunday Moment. Just to let you know that the video game portion of this audio podcast is only in the video because you wouldn't be able to see it. It would make no sense. We'd just be like, watch me shoot this guy. And you wouldn't see able to see it it would make no sense we'd just be like watch me shoot this guy and you wouldn't see it you'd be like what guy what guy so i'm telling you you can
Starting point is 00:19:09 skip on over to that it's probably linked below i probably remember to do that all right goodbye i think as far as early video game movie adaptations it manages to hit pretty close to what it's supposed to be it's not just a side scroller and you're the terminator or whatever they used to do that's true you go on the You go on the missions, you meet the people. There are additions to it. But I think it does a pretty good job of replicating the movie. Absolutely. That's what I think.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Anyways, I said that we talk about alternate casting. Please. And here it is. In consideration, a lot of these are rumoured, obviously. Ralph Fiennes. Oh, as Mr. James Bond. That's right. Ended up in the new franchise.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Mel Gibson. Okay. Well, again, it was the 90s. It was the 90s. So he was in contention for every major role at the time. That's it. It's said that Sam Neill auditioned, but he actually auditioned in the 80s. And he realized at the time, he's like, I'm not going to get this and I feel dumb. There's footage of that.
Starting point is 00:19:57 It actually doesn't look too bad. Oh, yeah. Liam Neeson turned it down. He would have been a big lumbering. Well, he's gotten his in the modern era, hasn't he? That's very true. And Paul McGann was going to... Oh, the eighth Doctor?
Starting point is 00:20:10 The eighth Doctor. He was going to do it if Brosnan didn't do it. So yeah, like you said, didn't end up that way. And he was Doctor Who for a minute. And then he did it for another minute. He's had... Like 15 years later. Look in the future, everybody will have two minutes of being the Doctor.
Starting point is 00:20:22 So that's very exciting, isn't it? I cannot wait. Anyways, this has been Caravan of Garbage. Oh, I the future, everybody will have two minutes of being the doctor. So that's very exciting, isn't it? I cannot wait. Anyways, this has been Caravan of Garbage. Oh, I have some side notes. Oh, fine. Look, I just made some notes for this one because I'm a big fan of the Bond franchise generally. So if you just want to, you know, just enjoy these.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Okay. Sit back, everyone. Sit back, everyone. This is Maceo's stray thoughts at the end is what it is. An early scene with James Bond is he's getting evaluated by an MI6 psychologist and later he gives her, quote, a very thorough evaluation. A root.
Starting point is 00:20:50 A root, exactly. But I would just enjoy it if later M reads back that report to Bond and it just says bad at sex. I thought that would be funny. I've got a note here. It says in 1995
Starting point is 00:21:02 an incoming email was a full screen event. This is a moment where Boris gets an email and he's like, whoa. It's like, wah, wah. I've gotten like six emails while we were recording this and all of them are just ads for stuff. And I'm like, nah. I've gotten here after Bond and Honor Top have a fight in the sauna.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Sure. Sort of a knockdown drag out fight. Bond would have had to hold a gun on her long enough for both of them to get completely dressed and get in a car. Yeah, how would that have worked? I don't know. At a certain point, he'd be up to like, I've got to tie this tie.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Can you hold the gun for me? Just hold it on yourself. It's fine. And look, my final note is, I wonder where the liquid nitrogen frozen Alan Cumming statue is currently being stored. Because at the end he gets frozen and then he's just...
Starting point is 00:21:43 I bet Alan Cumming has it. You reckon he has it? Definitely. We'll tweet it and we'll find out. I mean, you'd ask for it, wouldn't you? I would.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Yeah, probably, yeah. Do you think they took that from Demolition Man? Bond is known for stealing things from other things. Yes. And I feel like
Starting point is 00:21:55 they saw Demolition Man and went, what if that, but Alan Cumming. Yes. You know what I mean? The dream. I bet Alan Cumming
Starting point is 00:22:02 does have it in his house, the horny devil. I love that guy. He's a great nightcrawler. Yes, I agree. And other things. Anyways, this has been Caravan of Garbage. We do this every week.
Starting point is 00:22:12 It's not an accident that we did this. You can actually sign up for Patreon and choose what we're going to do next. It's entirely up to you for some reason. I mean, for money, because we want the money. It's entirely up to you. Yeah, absolutely. But please do. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:23 We won't turn it down. Yeah. Yeah, come back next week for... Tomorrow Never Dies. The world up to you. Yeah, absolutely. But please do. Yeah. Won't turn it down. Yeah. Yeah, come back next week for The World Is Not Enough. Time another time. Time another daytime. The one where he tries the newspapers.
Starting point is 00:22:31 He takes over the world with newspapers. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. Terrific. And again, if you want to see us play the video game, 50,000 likes.
Starting point is 00:22:37 But again, you don't have to because I don't want to. No. It's markedly worse than Goldeneye by all accounts. And I don't like Goldeneye. So, oof. at mr sunday movies on twitter i'm at wikipedia brown on twitter grab that no you say that can i say it yeah all right special occasion
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