The Weekly Planet - The Lone Ranger - Caravan Of Garbage
Episode Date: December 4, 2025In 2013 Disney were still looking for the next Pirates of the Caribbean so they thought, alright fine. Let's again get Johnny Depp in a dumb hat and have him run about balancing on stuff to a Hans Zi...mmer score in a movie directed by Gore Verbinski. Oh and I guess Armie Hammer can be there also. The result was The Lone Ranger a movie with a couple of cancelled guys and some spectacular action sequences. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage reviewSUBSCRIBE HERE ►► http://goo.gl/pQ39jNHelp support the show and get early episodes ► https://bigsandwich.co/Patreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesJames' Twitter ► http://twitter.com/mrsundaymoviesMaso's Twitter ► http://twitter.com/wikipediabrownPatreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesT-Shirts/Merch ► https://www.teepublic.com/stores/mr-sunday-movies The Weekly Planet iTunes ► https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-weekly-planet/id718158767?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4 The Weekly Planet Direct Download ► https://play.acast.com/s/theweeklyplanetAmazon Affiliate Link ► https://amzn.to/2nc12P4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of Caravanagh Garbage,
where we're looking at a bunch of classic movies,
sorry, where we're looking at a bunch of movies
that were meant to be classic movies for Disney,
but they became massive classic Disney bombs that bombed really hard.
You're really leaning heavily on classic there.
You don't like it?
If you don't like it, you can go.
Wait, you can't go.
Ah, you put the option on the table.
Here I go.
Mason's twin brother, what are you doing here?
I'm here to say he quit forever
Are you also quitting?
Yes
Oh no!
And as far as we know
We don't have any more brothers
So please leave a like
Because we're talking about
Sometimes these skits should be like
Thematically based
I was going to turn that into a clipy-cloppy situation
That could have been good, yeah
But we know we've gone with
I've got a twin brother
Who also doesn't want to work here
Please leave a like for the Lone Ranger 2013
It's a classic character you might say
Yes I would say that yeah
And he's related
to another classic character we've talked about before
because he's the grand uncle
of the Green Hornet, right?
That's right.
So in this movie,
The Green Hornet is the son of the little kid?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That makes sense, I guess.
But not the little kid in the framing story.
No, no, no, no, no, that's a different little kid.
Has a completely unnecessary framing story, I think?
In like the 30s.
In the 30s.
We're not around in the 30s.
I don't care for this.
What's the point of this?
I thought that kid was going to be revealed
to be somebody important like Batman.
Not that.
Nobody was.
And Batman, he couldn't be, for legal reasons, he couldn't be Batman.
Because it's like, remember the old times?
And it's like, this is the old times.
Right?
What are you doing?
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
This kid should have been in the 2010s.
I agree.
You know?
It's a dusty one, though.
I give this movie that.
Dusty, all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's also the most pirates-inspired effort so far.
Because for years, Disney were trying to find their next pirates of the Caribbean franchise.
That's right.
And they never did.
Yet.
Yet.
We're yet to see how Tron Ares goes at the box office.
That's right. We're recording this at the beginning of 2024.
That's right.
And we have a good feeling about Tron Ares starring Jared Leto, alleged pedophile.
Famously cancelled guy.
Speaking of, just to get this out of the way, this movie stars two cancelled guys.
That's right.
Now, Johnny Depp is like the patron saint of divorced dads, and he has a bunch of defenders for some reason.
So you can relate to him.
We're friends on Twitter.
That's not true.
it's interesting that like it's not just the whole you know the recent court case
there's like a string of other things where he could be like yeah he's awful
yeah so here's a list of stuff yep and if you're like well actually i think it was
proven that we're talking about another thing whatever thing you have in mind that you think
he's innocent of or whatever or you think we're too harsh in him or actually we're jealous
of his success we're talking about another thing i'm friends with him on twitter
you haven't even considered this thing we're talking about that's right anyway still
get work.
Exactly.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
But it's interesting
because there's no
Army Hammer Defenders.
And I think it's
because he didn't get
famous enough before he was
cancelled.
I think that's what's
happened here.
But does this movie
bringing these two
blokes together,
these two icons of
classic Disney cinema,
do you think there's
there is enough
chemistry to carry this
movie?
I think this is a,
see,
I didn't see this movie
at the time.
No?
Neither of these men
were cancelled at the time,
right?
And I kind of think,
I'm like,
okay,
Lone Ranger,
Don't mind the idea of it.
Like a Western from time to time.
I just didn't see it.
And is it because I'm like,
is Johnny Depp Native American or is he not Native American?
Mason, I've got so much information about that.
We'll talk about it later.
But I didn't see it at the time.
But I'll tell you what,
I think the chemistry is pretty good.
Yeah.
And I think there's some very good action sequences in this.
I completely agree.
Yeah.
Well, this is, of course,
is directed by Gore Vibinsky,
who did the first three Pirates movies.
It's produced by him and also Jerry Bruchheimer,
who also produced the Pirates of the Caribbean.
movies. Lightning, striking a tree
by a highway. That's right.
Jerry Brachimer.
It's got a Hans Zimmer score who
composed all the Pirates of Caribbean movies
except for the first one.
It's also got a lot of silliness and swinging about
and a big dumb hat.
This was also the era
where the Johnny Depp mandate was
Big Stupid Hat. Mad Hatter,
Willie Wonka, Secret Window.
And I guess it's funny that he feeds his little bird.
What was his hat instead?
Secret window.
He had a big, wide-brimmed hat, Mason.
Did he?
And he was the murderer the whole time.
There's the ending to Secret Window, everybody.
Wow.
Yeah, you should have got on that.
It was in like 2004.
It's not my fault.
You should have got on that secret window ledge, like us.
We're a couple of real ledge heads.
It's true.
Legge ends.
Yeah.
This is all right, this movie.
I agree.
And I do think it does have a spectacular ending action sequence.
Agreed.
For real, legit, 100%.
No cap, Mason.
Whoa.
That's what Johnny Depp said to me.
me on Twitter we're friends.
But he loves caps.
I know, which is so weird.
Yeah.
Maybe it's a fan account.
But even then, they wouldn't say no cap, would they?
I think it's the real Johnny Dap.
Anyway, yeah, I would say ending sequence.
Look, the two big action sequences are this, they're both train sequences.
Yeah.
So if you don't like train sequences.
I like train sequences.
I'll tell you this also, James.
I'll tell you this for real.
I'm ready.
I reckon maybe one of the reasons that people didn't watch this is because just conceptually
kind of hokey.
The whole thing.
But if you take either of these action sequences,
the big train action sequences,
the one at the start, one at the end,
and you replace the Lone Ranger and Tonto yawn
with...
Zorro!
Batman and Robin.
Or...
Zorro!
...Captain American in the Winter Soldier.
Zorro.
Stop saying Zorro.
You put in two cool guys.
Yeah, Zorro and his friend, Little Zorro.
Exactly.
Robin and the Winter Soldier.
Robin and Zorro.
Robin and Bucky, but it's like Kid Bucky.
Yeah.
And then you'd like...
But you have to tweak the tone a little bit,
so it's more like...
Less dusty.
Less dusty and less dusty and less.
less like, what are we doing?
Whoa, and more like professionals doing a job.
Yeah.
People are like, these are really cool.
You know what I mean?
The score helps as well, which I want to talk about.
So the story of the Lone Ranger is he's a masked Lawman and he has a noble Native American sidekick.
How are you saying that?
Lawman.
Lawman.
Lawman.
Lawman.
Lawman.
Lawman.
Like Lucy Lawman.
Okay.
How do you say, Lawman?
Like Logan Lawman.
How do you say Lawman?
Lawman?
Lawman.
He's a lawman.
Yeah, he's a lawman.
I'll quit again.
I'll do it.
Whichever one I am, I'm quitting again.
I'll find one of your brothers, one of your other brothers, Mason.
All right.
But the original plot was supposed to focus on more supernatural elements
and Native American mysticism,
and there's a bit of that in here,
but it's more kind of vague.
It was going to have werewolves.
And I think this also makes sense
because if you're doing the pirates formula,
there's always a supernatural element to those movies.
They're not just pirates, it's pirates and zombies
and pirates in a big squid-faced man and whatever.
I would be willing to bet a bunch of money
there is a Lone Ranger comic book
where he fights werewolves
because silver bullets, you know what I mean?
Well, exactly, exactly.
However, the first draft was going to cost
$250 million.
The first draft of the script.
That's right.
That's what they said.
And also after John Carter, they were like...
Who was it by Carrie Bradshaw
from Sex and the City?
She did earn too much money
for what, quite frankly,
was a dog shit fucking article.
That's what I'm saying.
And she was such a weird prude
for writing a sex college.
She's like, oh, what's kissing?
Yeah, man.
I don't even love it.
like it.
What are you doing then?
Stay at home.
Yeah.
Right about bankrupting
yourself on shoes.
So after John Carter bombed,
they revamped it to meet something
that Disney would approve of more,
which became the current script.
Also, the production was delayed
because Cowboys vs.
Aliens didn't do well.
Oh, no.
I'd love to come back to that at some point.
But this does have an insane budget.
Here's an example.
Army Hammer recalled
that the production budget was so extravagant
that we're needing to coach Tom Wilkinson
on how to flip his pocket watch and chain,
the world's best of yo-yo expert was flown in to teach him
and continued to be on call during filming.
That's some...
What does that happen like twice, maybe?
That's some old-school filmmaking, though, isn't it just?
Yeah, yeah.
Also, don't kiss your dead brother's wife.
Just a note that I've got.
So, the Lone Ranger, he gets set up at the start.
He's a nerd.
He's a lawyer from the city.
He is a nerd, isn't he, with his fancy suit and his white collar?
Yeah.
And his hair cut and his teeth.
I don't want to shoot this man.
You should shoot him.
You should shoot him straight up.
Shoot him straight away.
You would have solved all these problems.
Your brother would still be alive.
You wouldn't have to be the lone ranger.
You don't have to hang out with Johnny Depp.
He doesn't have to hang out with you.
That's good for both of you, really.
It's perfect.
Yeah.
You won't have to meet Helena Bonham Carter and she's missing a leg
because the bad guy ate her leg.
And then you'll be like, hmm, that gives me an idea for real life.
It just occurred to me.
I did never cross my mind.
Just hit me now.
Yeah.
Do you think that's an army hammer note?
Maybe.
It is official.
We called it here.
Wow.
So yeah, so he's...
He's presumed dead like his brother and a bunch of other lawmen.
I'm just going to go with it.
That's fine.
To see you close your eyes like you've got a migraine when I say that.
And so he comes back and they, you know, the idea is that Johnny Depp gives him the idea,
if people think you're dead, you can be like a vengeful spirit or whatever.
Oh, yes.
And wear a mask and no one will ever know who you are and whatever.
I mean, you look like that guy we know.
Yeah.
Same hat.
Just got a thin strip of cloth across your eyes.
It's also kind of green at points that mask.
Did I imagine that?
You probably imagined it.
Because it's supposed to be black, right?
I don't know.
I don't think there's any official notes on.
Okay, look, I said it's supposed to be black.
I did look into it.
It is supposed to be black.
I said it nonchalant.
Okay.
But I did do my research.
You've done some research.
All right.
And the hat, I mean, the hat's iconic, right?
Yeah, it is.
The horse is iconic.
I'm iconic horse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the villain is, well, it's two villains.
Let's not spoil them both.
It's William Fickner.
That's great.
Looking grubby and greasy and dry and dirty.
Also, the shredder.
And he's also, he played the shredder.
That's right at one time.
Sort of.
He was the shredder. He was out of the shredder or he was going to be.
But also he's in grown-up movies.
He's a grown-up movies. He's also in a certified grown-up movie Michael Clayton.
Oh my God. How are you doing this every week?
Everybody's in Michael Clayton.
It appears that way, yeah.
So there is this idea that there's a cursed pile of silver that Johnny Depp sold out his tribe for when he was younger.
So he's now this, he's supposed to have all this ancient mysticism, but he's just a lunatic.
But also he might actually be magic.
I thought the reveal was going to be that he's just a white guy.
That was the reveal because he...
I mean, that was the real life reveal.
He's introduced in the movie and we're like,
oh, this guy's supposed to be a Native American.
And then part of the Comanchee tribe and he's got all this wisdom.
And then the lone ranger meets the elders of the Comanche tribe.
And they're like, we've got a story for you.
He's not a lot of us.
And I'm going to be, and I was like, oh, it's going to be a white guy and he got lost in the desert and he went mad.
But no?
Johnny, look, here's the thing about Johnny Depp's performance.
The whole time, it felt like he was doing the ironic like Robert Danny Jr.
Tropic Thunder.
Yes.
Like ironic but post-ironic, but is it ironic, blackface?
And I was, the whole time he was expecting at one point for him to be like, because he's always going like, huh, white people.
And I was expecting at some point for an actual Comanche guy to be like, what do you mean white people?
what do you mean white people you know never happens there is a moment where he's playing a
Comanche warrior who's also playing a Chinese man yes what does that mean I don't know
but it did happen yes anyway he made it all up or he didn't and the magic is real and
curse is a real and the Lone Ranger can't really be shot there's that layer we mentioned it
before yeah the the layer is we didn't mention this part the bookends of this movie yeah is
that it's the 1930s and a little kid is in a sort of a fun fair exhibition.
A fun fair exhibition about the Old West and he goes to look at this like a statue
or a stuffed man that's a native American but it turns out it's just Tonto who's just there.
He's just standing around.
Is this job?
It's his job, maybe.
And then he tells him this wild tale and occasionally we cut back to the 1930s and the kids
like, is that even real?
And he's like, yeah, I don't know, maybe.
I don't know, maybe.
It is.
I guess.
I'm necessary, just take it out.
Yeah.
I don't understand.
You don't need it.
Also, it implies that, like, he had a really sad life.
Like, the back half of it was just him, like, losing his mind and he lost his best friend Army Hammer, which was okay.
That's all right, though.
It's all right.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Mason.
Yes.
It's time for his famous segment.
It's Mesa's Minigun Minute.
Oh.
This minigun is used to kill a bunch of Native Americans in a real throwaway moment, but later it gets whipped around and then it shoots through all the white men where they're sitting and they're all.
all fine.
Gave some real
Keanu Reeves
on the helicopter
in the Matrix
because it's just
whipping through a
train.
Rat-tat-tat-tat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tas.
It's not a minigun that
was it?
No, it's a...
Gatling gun?
Gatling gun.
Which is the gun
that John Gatling
invented to end all wars.
Great job, buddy.
You've done it again.
Zero out of ten,
John Gatling.
And that's for Jonah
Hex as well.
I think we already did that one
but also there's...
William Fickner has that
Jonah Hex vibe, doesn't he?
He does.
He's got the little lip thing,
yeah.
I don't know about this
Also, I don't think a cleft palate
inherently makes you evil
Well, I don't know
At mine
I'm just saying
Looking at this movie
A movie we like
I mean if this
This is the only movie you've seen
I guess you could
But it's not a cleft ballot
Because he doesn't have it in the flashback sequences
Oh, that's a good point
So it's a scar I think
It's a man cleft palette
Exactly
It's a pallet cleft by man
Correct
Also his brother Tom Wilkinson is the villain
Shock of all shocks
Who knew everybody obviously
I've seen Michael Clayton
Yeah, we've seen it
They've been doing silver stuff together
For decades now
And hi-ho silver and whatever
That horse
The horse is fun
Good horse
Crazy horse stuff in general
Okay so it has an incredible third act
Agreed
Legit amazing train sequence
I think it's one of the best of all time
It's up there with Indiana Jones 3
But not 5
It's up there with Back to the Future 3
It's up there with some of the Mission Impossible movies
It's up there with Underseech 2 Dark Territory
What I will say though
is that the first train sequence also great
because it's got the classic bit
two guys chained together.
Yeah.
What are they going to do?
What are they going to do? Run around.
Run around.
Run around.
Use their weight.
Yep.
You know, back and forth.
Balancing.
Yeah, good fun.
Good fun.
But you're right, third act, train sequence.
Yeah.
And having the William Tell overture play,
that's a fun piece of music for this man.
You do say that, but I also think it's a little bit.
It's, again, I like the William Tell Overture.
It's a little bit hokey.
I have looked at.
I think they should have got Scrilex to do a remix.
a dubstep remix
and this is just for us
Are you punching it into AI now?
Well no because copyright
This is from the blue core Philharmonic
All right
This is just for us
This is their dubstep remix
of the William Tewell Overture
Here it is.
Check this out
Throw some of that in.
Throw some of that in.
That's not better.
No, you're right. It's not.
It's undeniable.
Whatever that is.
They've done it.
They've done it.
You don't like it.
No, I don't.
It's upsetting.
I think they needed a little tweak.
No, I disagree.
I think it works the classic nature of it.
It also has Johnny Depp's favorite thing, and he does this as Jack Sparrow a lot, just balancing
on things and running about.
Balancing on a ladder.
He loves it.
Balancing on a train.
Yeah.
For that sequence, they built like a bunch of tracks.
One of them was a huge oval-shaped track in New Mexico so they could just loop it.
Other times when there's the tree sequence.
When they're going through the trees, they put them on the back of semi-trailers so they can run one next to the other.
And I think it looks really good because a lot of it is real, like a lot of the crashing stuff,
you know, a bit where the train slides towards them at one point, like that's real.
There's a reason why this made, no, it didn't make so much money.
There's a reason why it cost so much money.
There's a reason some people like this.
Yes.
But nobody's paid money to see it.
I saw it at cinemas.
Interesting.
And let me tell you, Mason, I don't really remember it outside of the third act.
No, I would also say I don't think
There's a very spectacular train death
In one of the Zorro movies
Yeah, Zorro's incredible
The William Figner death in this
Not as good
Not as good
Yeah, it felt like he could have come back
Or been alive at the end for a little bit
Or something
Just shoot him
Just shoot him
So many opportunities
Shoot him two and a half hours ago
Exactly
Anyway, there's a post credits of sorts
And it looks like Johnny Depp
Is shit his pants
And he's wandering away from camera
Unnecessary, that whole end of sequence
Where he wanders off
and whatever, man.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Anyways, it's time for the lone rivia.
Ah, I...
This is...
Yeah, good.
Trivia section of the show.
Todd McDaniels, a linguist
of the Comanche Nation College,
commented favorably
on Johnny Depp's attempt to speak Comanche,
a language with only 23 to 30 living native speakers.
The words were there,
the pronunciation was shaky, but adequate.
What do you think of that?
I mean, good on.
What do you think of this?
Good on everyone.
What do you think of this?
Okay, all right.
Johnny Depp has stated that he believes
he has Native American,
ancestry. I mean, I knew this because I googled, okay, is Johnny Depp?
Okay. I said, okay, is Johnny Depp Native American or what?
No. He said it's from his great-grandmother, and he said that he considered the role
a personal attempt to try and write the wrongs in the past in reference to the
portrayals of Native American culture in the media. So, yeah, I guess it's not the worst
betrayal that we've seen. I'm guessing. Yeah. I've seen them all.
We've only seen this movie, so I guess so, sure.
Critics, though, within the Native American community have labeled Depp a pretendian.
Uh-oh.
A term used to describe individuals who falsely or inadequately claim native heritage.
Makes sense.
Yeah, there's no evidence that he is Native American.
There's evidence to the contrary.
He's in that movie Dead Man.
The Jim Jarmish movie?
Okay.
Is that the one that didn't come out?
No, that came out.
Because there was one...
Since coming out on Criterion.
Great.
But I don't think...
But he's...
He's not Native American in that.
He's a guy.
Hang on, I'm going to look this up real quickly.
He did make a movie in the late 90s where he plays a Native American
that was never released because it screened it like Cannes.
Okay.
So Dead Man's from 1995, Jim Jarmish.
William Blake, an accountant, is on the run.
Later, he meets a man who calls himself nobody
who eventually leads him on the path of spirituality.
That's good.
But he's not Native American.
That must be where he got his native American heritage.
He puts like paint on his face.
So I guess in the world of Hollywood, people are like,
well, that counts.
Yeah, I believe so.
Sure, why not?
Yeah.
Also, Depp's portrayal of Tonto in the Lone Ranger
led him to naming his rock band, Tonto's Giant Nuts.
Great, good.
Great.
I didn't know he had that many bands.
We knew how many scarves he had and bandanas a lot.
So many scarves and bandanas.
Yeah.
He meets a Native American man in Dead Man.
He meets a man.
And that's not him.
He doesn't meet himself.
No.
Wow.
Also, Johnny Depp was two hours late for the script read-through
because he wanted to read in full makeup and costume.
That's annoying.
Yeah, he didn't have to do that.
It's two hours of everybody else's time.
Shades of, you know, that guy we like.
He's going to be great in Toronto, Ares.
Yeah.
Jared Leto.
That guy we like.
Some real quality method acting, I'm sure you'd be proud.
You know the guy?
There would be blood.
Oh, Javier Bardem.
Yes.
He would be proud, wouldn't he?
Quentin Tarantino actually named this movie as one of his 10 favorite films of 2013.
Wow.
It's probably not one of my 10 favorite movies of 2013.
I couldn't do it off the top of my head.
Do you like Iron Man 3 more?
That's also got James Badge Dale.
It does, that's true.
He's the guy.
He's the guy. He gets shot all the way through the chest.
I don't love Iron Man 3.
No.
But that's more of a disappointment.
This is more like surprising that there's something in it that I like.
Do you know what I mean?
How do you compare those two things?
You say one's better.
You do.
Tarantino, though, he doesn't reckon he seems like the kind of guy who would like do a line of cocaine
and then name every Lone Ranger guest star from the original series?
Absolutely he would.
So it doesn't surprise me that he loves this kind of thing.
Yeah.
Also, you mentioned it, but the Lone Ranger is related to Green Hornet
and Tom Wilkinson is in both movies.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
He loves being in a movie.
He loves, not now.
He loved it.
He loved it.
We loved it.
We loved seeing him in it.
Michael Clayton.
Michael Clayton.
Will there be a Michael Clayton connection next week?
I'll find one.
I should have found one for the previous couple of movies.
I agree.
Speak to your twin brother.
Maybe he can find one for you.
Great.
Great bit we're doing.
One of the all-time great bits, I think you'll find.
So if I looked around, that's something I would find.
Yes.
Okay.
On a budget of probably $250 million.
That's a lot.
This made $260.5.
But of course, you know, as you said, they brought in that yo-yo guy.
They probably brought in a railroad guy to just look at the stuff and go, yep, pretty good.
They did use real railroad guys for this.
They did, yeah.
My goodness.
In September of 2014, studio president Alan Bergman was asked at a conference,
if Disney had been able to partially recoup its losses from this film
and also John Carter.
Of Mars.
That's right.
No, through subsequent release windows or rather monetisation methods.
And he responded, I'm going to answer that question honestly and tell you no.
It didn't get that much better.
We did lose that much money on those movies.
See, because that's the thing as well.
Like back in the olden times, you didn't have to make back all the money of one movie through its monetization.
Subsidiaries.
Exactly. What would happen is they would make a bunch of movies, some low-budget movies and some big-budget movies, and overall, they made some of the low-budget movies would be big hits, and some of the big-budget movies wouldn't be, and they'd just be like, this is fine.
But now it's just like, this is a big bomb. This sucks.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Who's this?
Alan Bergman. I'm only sorry because I got caught.
Yeah. I'd do it again.
So we ask us at the end of every week. Do you consider this.
a spectacular waste of time and or money.
Not my money.
True, but of Disney's money.
Like, going into this afterwards, we're like,
I wish I didn't watch that.
No.
This is my favourite of the three we've watched so far.
Yeah.
And that's an incredible thing to say.
And this has some great swinging around on a train.
I agree.
Swinging around in and around a train.
Yeah.
That I mean?
Absolutely.
Good movie.
Not overall.
Movie.
Movie with some good bits in it.
Agreed.
More memorable bits.
Yeah, there is more memorable stuff.
Like, as opposed to the other two,
where you're struggling to be like,
I could definitely go to somebody
at least go on YouTube
and find the train bits,
which are probably,
have probably been carved up
and put on YouTube,
you know what I mean?
But otherwise,
it's just on Disney Plus.
That's right.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah.
Anyways,
do you want to hint towards next week?
Yes.
It's Tomorrowland.
I mean, I can change it
if you're not happy with it,
basically.
No, let's do tomorrow land.
Still, we have to do it eventually.
Do you do we?
Yes.
Okay.
We have to do every movie.
We have to do every movie.
Otherwise, we have to do every movie that people are like, whoa, you know.
This, of this movie of this kind.
Because when we run out of these, we have to do like bicycle thieves and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
You know, movies that are about things, old movies that are about things.
What are you talking about?
Right?
Nothing's about anything.
Things just happen in movies and people go from A to B and they go, where'd you get that?
Eventually, we're going to have to start doing the before trilogy.
Oh, my God.
Well, if there's a new before movie, we can do the before trilogy.
Yeah, before end game, they're going to call it.
Before Infinity War, wait, before Secret Wars.
Secret War, Doomsday.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
It's just Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy just walking around during and before and after Secret Wars and Doomsday.
Yeah.
Been like, whoa, what's life about?
Whoa.
What's this crystal or whatever?
Yeah.
It's probably important.
Yeah.
Also, I'm in the Marvel Cinematic Universe Ethan Hawk would say.
His moon night's made or whatever.
I'm the glass foot man.
I'm the man with glass in his feet.
That's true.
Anyways, thank you so much to Ben for the edit, who did this entirely by himself.
He needs everybody to know that.
Lawrence didn't help at all.
Thank you, Ben.
This is a solo effort.
Love it.
And also, don't we have something called Big Sandwich.com?
You better believe we do.
Early videos go there.
We do movie commentaries.
We do video game, let's plays.
We do bonus podcasts.
We also have a podcast.
It's called The Weekly Planet, where we talk movies and comics and TV shows.
It's got its own YouTube channels on Spotify, Apple and all the different things
if you wanted to find and have a look at it and talk movie with the news of the week and then a movie.
That's crazy.
It is, isn't it?
Mm-hmm.
and we look forward to seeing you next week
for a movie that I don't want to watch.
Well, you're going to have to?
Yeah.
I'm going to have to.
You can just pretend.
No, because I don't remember it enough to pretend.
Yeah, that's how they get you, isn't it?
That's how they get that view.
It's true.
All right, thanks, everyone.
Grabbed at Jim, you guys.
We'll see you next week.
Bye.
