The Weekly Planet - Twilight - Caravan Of Garbage

Episode Date: February 3, 2022

In preparation for The Batman which ushers in Robert Pattinson's first appearance as Bruce Wayne we knew that it was time to return to the Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight trilogy. However we also... knew that it was even more...of time...to take a look back at his turn as Edward Cullen in the an adaptation of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight from 2008. Thanks for listening!SUBSCRIBE HERE ►► http://goo.gl/pQ39jNVideo Edition ► https://youtu.be/VzCy0REnIq8Help support the show and get early episodes ► https://bigsandwich.co/Patreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesJames' Twitter ► http://twitter.com/mrsundaymoviesMaso's Twitter ► http://twitter.com/wikipediabrownPatreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesT-Shirts/Merch ► https://www.teepublic.com/stores/mr-sunday-movies The Weekly Planet iTunes ► https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-weekly-planet/id718158767?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4 The Weekly Planet Direct Download ► https://play.acast.com/s/theweeklyplanetAmazon Affiliate Link ► https://amzn.to/2nc12P4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:01:07 the first for the year. And we thought to ourselves, Mason, we thought to ourselves, this is the thought process that we thought to ourselves. I'm listening. I would love to know what my thought process is. Leading up to Robert Pattinson, or Robat Battenbat, which is his official The Batman name. That's correct.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Get a hashtagging. It's already trending, but if you could just keep it trending. Keep it rolling forever, yeah. Leading up to him portraying the Batman in The Batman, there isn't really a better time in media to cover what many people would consider to be the pinnacle of Batman in film. Early 2000s.
Starting point is 00:01:39 Fearsome creatures of the night. My goodness. Well, that's exactly right. And of course, the best place to start would be, you know, your Batman Begins. So please leave a like for this video where we're obviously going to be looking at Batman Begins. And bearing in mind, it's very improper to take back a like after you've given it. Now, what do you say to people who have maybe read the episode description? They've looked at the thumbnail?
Starting point is 00:02:00 It's all Batman related, I imagine. With that being said. How's he going to pull this off? I don't know. How have you gotten to this point and not figured it out yet? With that being said, we're actually covering Twilight. We're watching Twilight. And maybe all of the Twilight movies.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Maybe! We don't know yet. So this one does, views wise. Now, you've seen Twilight before. This is the only one that I have seen. And I saw it at the movies in 2008. And I've got a question for you, Mason. Go on.
Starting point is 00:02:25 It's not Batman related. So of all of these that kind of were happening in the era, and there were successes with young adult stuff, but this is certainly one of the most successful. Why did this succeed over Beautiful Creatures or The Host or Red Riding Hood or The Mortal Instruments City of Bones or Divergence? What is it about these movies that you think can do it?
Starting point is 00:02:48 First of all, I've heard of this one and none of the other ones. So maybe that's it. But I think maybe based on my first viewing of this, which was today, maybe it's because they took a classic monster, an evil creature from literature and folklore even, one of the most famous evil beasts of the darkest corners of the human psyche and society, and they just strip most of it away. Yeah, right. Just like What If He Was a Cute Boy.
Starting point is 00:03:19 What If He Was a Cute Boy. What If He Was a Cute Boy. See, I think that's definitely part of it because obviously the books lent into that heavily and they kind of tweaked it a lot. He was a cute boy. See, I think that's definitely part of it, because obviously the books, you know, went into that heavily, and they kind of tweaked it a lot. When I say a lot, I mean all of vampire lore. But I think also, despite what you think of these movies... You don't know what I think of these movies yet. Well, I'm just talking in general what people think of them.
Starting point is 00:03:39 I think it's cast very well. And I think that has proven to be true in the decade plus since this came out. We've got Kristen Stewart. We've got Rob Attenbatt. Anna Kendrick is in this. That's right. Other people.
Starting point is 00:03:51 The guy who's probably going to be a werewolf later. I'm pretty sure he's a werewolf guy. He's a werewolf later. Does he get huge later? He doesn't seem that huge in this. Yeah, he gets big. He gets big in between movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:59 If we're coming back next week, we'll talk about it next week. So yeah, 5,000 people read for the role of Edward Battenbat. He had an intellectual approach that was combined with the, I don't give a fuck about this, but I'm going to make it sing. That was from Kristen Stewart, and she was like, ugh, same. So I feel like that kind of sums up their chemistry. Now, are those quotes from the press tour, or are they from years later? I think it was from years later.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Okay, right. That wasn't they were being interviewed by MTV or something like that. No, nothing like that. What is fascinating about this movie is I was watching it for the first time today, and for the first 10 minutes, I'm like, hey, this isn't so bad. This is like this sort of coming-of-age story, like this girl goes to this backwater town. Yep. She's meeting all these, you know, the...
Starting point is 00:04:49 Nerds! She's going to this new high school. She's meeting all the nerds. And I'm like, this is all kind of fun. This is all kind of, you know, I'm liking their chemistry altogether. I think they make a good kind of ensemble cast. They've all got different haircuts. And then Edward Cullen shows up.
Starting point is 00:05:05 And then Christian Stewart and Robert Battenbat, zero chemistry. You think so? He's going out of his way to be unlikable, this guy. Like, my first note here is, why is Edward Cullen so weird? He's had 100 years to learn how to not be weird. It's the smell. This whole family. It's the smell.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Yeah, but still. You know what I think it is. You know what I think you're missing here. Just to be clear also, this ground I'm guessing is very well worn. We are probably not going to come up with any incredible insights here. So this vampire family. Yep. What do you think of the outfits for one?
Starting point is 00:05:39 That's my first point. Like their plan is that they want to blend in a human society they don't want to stand out one and and one of the things is because they obviously don't age because that's the one thing that's the one vampire thing that remains yeah in these movies they move to a new town every few years or just go back to the same town they enroll their their vampire brethren the ones that look most like children into school and they they have to do school again. But they don't go to any effort to look like children. You know what I mean? They're wearing like weird avant-garde outfits.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Well, you know what I think it is? I think what you're missing is maybe a lot of that stuff was cool in 2008 for one, and that's what they were going for. But that's the thing. They don't dress like little awful greasy children from that era and just like band T-shirts and flannel shirts or whatever. They're all wearing weird technical outfits. Yeah, it is very strange.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Just weird asymmetrical cardigans and all kinds of weird fashion stuff. But back to Edward Cullen. He's had 100 years to learn not to be weird, but his whole deal is he's weird. Have you noticed? Yeah, it's his deal. He's so fully unprepared for any and all questions anyone has for him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:52 They're like, would you like a drink? And he's like, I don't drink water. That's very specific. Yeah. My family, they don't drink water. Steady on. I think that comes down to because of, you know, and I love the way they kind of play off each other in terms of they both act like they find the other one like the worst smelling person they've ever sat across from.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Like that's the vibe, which I thoroughly enjoy. And I think obviously, you know. Like he's thrown by her is my point. Because he can't read her mind is that that's the deal right that's another thing that vampire power that some of them have sure yeah some vampires can read minds some vampires more of a vibe they get yeah you know and that guy's got a cool vibe i'm gonna eat him vibe fire is that anything no cut that out man cut it out but but i think you know part of this is based you know obviously this is more a
Starting point is 00:07:45 y.a romance than it is a vampire film obviously and and so they put in like y.a romance tropes into it but what that leads to is just that you know that really outdated idea of like well if a boy's really mean and rude to you it means he likes you yeah no i hate all of that settle down but this but for this it's him literally being like your smell makes me sick and that's how i know i love you is it settle down that being said i like his little volvo hatchback that he drives around oh yeah he's looking good isn't he one of the coolest cars of 2008 yeah we should also talk about her before i get back to uh i want to talk about the vampire law specifically okay sure on here, that's where we're going to shine, I think.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Much like a sparkly vampire, that's where we're going to shine. Very much so. Nitpicking vampire law. So there was a bunch of earlier scripts that director Catherine Hardwick threw out. They basically didn't relate to the book at all. And this, as far as I can tell, adheres very closely to that novel. The original script had had Bella on jet skis being chased by the FBI at one point. Excuse me?
Starting point is 00:08:48 Things like that. But, you know, I think she's uncoordinated and that's a thing, I guess. Oh, that's her character. That's her number one character trait. She slips over sometimes. Yeah, exactly. I mean, she's- How do you think they did the slip on the ice thing?
Starting point is 00:09:00 Maybe she slips on the ice? I don't remember. Slips on the ice for a sec and her dad's like don't slip on the ice. Get up, idiots! Yeah. I'm just saying, do you think it was a fake ground? Do you think it was a padded bus? I think she's a great actor. Probably did it with acting, you're right.
Starting point is 00:09:15 I think the idea is though they make her uncoordinated and relatable and then later, presumably, she gets vampire powers and they're like, she's so coordinated, she's so good at baseball now, or whatever etc, you know what I mean? Vampires famously love old-timey baseball. Yeah, they would.
Starting point is 00:09:31 It's America's national pastime potentially. Set to muse. I also like that she likes her stepdad. You know, because that could be a joke of like, get a load of this geek or whatever. But she's like, yeah, he's... Mustachioed. Oh, not her.
Starting point is 00:09:46 That's her dad, dad. I mean, her stepdad. Oh, yeah. You know, he's not evil. She's just like, yeah, he's all right. Makes my mom happy. I'm like, yeah, cool. Good.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Good for you. See, that's a nice, believable thing. Yeah, there you go. I was going to say, around this era, I remember there being a critical backlash against Muse, and I don't remember why. Oh, no. Now I think I know. Now you got it.
Starting point is 00:10:04 So, okay, now's a good time to talk about vampire law, Mason. Please. I don't actually have a problem with any kind of reinterpretation of what it means to be a Dracula. And, like, they change a bunch of stuff here. No fangs, they don't sleep, they sparkle. That's all fine to me because it gets reinterpreted all the time. I think people are just mostly mad about the sparkling thing. But I the idea that like all the stuff that he's doing and that they're all
Starting point is 00:10:29 are doing is like a camouflage and it's also a bad camouflage a bad camouflage but it's also supposed to be inviting so you see this and you're like this is a beautiful person i'm gonna get up close and give him a kiss and then he's like i'm gonna bite to bite you. I'll bit you. With my regular teeth. Cop this. Ah, this takes forever. Ah, I wish we did have fangs. Do they not have fangs? No, they just have poisoned bites. Apparently the fangs aren't supposed to be longer than any regular human would have. They're incisors.
Starting point is 00:10:57 So that's the idea. So yeah, I mean, the sparkling thing is strange because he's like, you need to see. You need to see what I look like. And he runs her up to the top of the mountain. Like a Muppet. Like a Muppet. thing is strange because he's like you need to see you need to see what i look like and he you know runs her up to the top of the mountain like a muppet like a muppet like like miss piggy with kermit the frog on her back it's really funny uh and he's like yeah you need to see this and he's like and he's sparkling and he's beautiful and he's like look at me this is who i am i'm hideous and she's like oh no that's actually very pretty You're very pretty Oh no
Starting point is 00:11:25 No one's seen this before We should have We should have checked With more humans Before we did this You might want to know more About how they eat as well If you don't mind
Starting point is 00:11:32 Sure So in Midnight Sun Do they have suckers On their fingers They don't have any of that Most of them They don't have any of that You're thinking of the creature
Starting point is 00:11:37 Of the Black Lagoon I am thinking of the creature Who's in the Black Lagoon The creature who owns The Black Lagoon The landlord of the Black Lagoon Regs Where's my regs He keeps bumping it up It's not cool the way He operates quite frankly Black Lagoon. The creature who owns the Black Lagoon. The landlord of the Black Lagoon. Ranj, where's my Ranj? He keeps bumping it up.
Starting point is 00:11:47 It's not cool the way he operates, quite frankly. No, I won't fix all the black goo. It's part of the lagoon. It was in the lease when you signed it. So there's a book called Midnight Sun, which is basically Twilight, but it's from Edward's perspective. Is this authorised? Yeah, same authorised.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Came out a couple of years ago. So apparently there's a moment in that where he has a bite of pizza and he thought to himself, I'll need to cough this up later. Because it had pineapple on it. Yeah. I like pineapple pizza. No, James, this is how we increase the comments. The comments and the dislikes.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Okay, cool. The big debate. The big pineapple on pizza debate. Well, I like pineapple on pizza. Leave a like if you like pineapple on pizza for me and also leave a like if you don't like pineapple on pizza. Well, I like pineapple on pizza. Leave a like if you like pineapple on pizza for me and also leave a like if you don't like pineapple on pizza for Mason. FX's The Veil explores the surprising and fraught relationship between two women who play a deadly game of truth and lies
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Starting point is 00:13:21 That's sunrisechallenge.ca. Perfect. And then we'll know. We'll tally them up at the end. So, yeah, they can eat, it's unpleasant, and then they have to vomit later. I'd rather be a human if he has bloody asthma. I agree, Mason.
Starting point is 00:13:35 What, you don't want to be a beautiful, sparkling man? No. I mean, I already am, so that's... I guess I've hit the genetic lottery. Yeah, that's a good point. Okay, so the age thing, though. Oh, yeah. So they move around, they have a connection to the local tribe. Ooh, so the age thing, though. Oh, yeah. So they move around.
Starting point is 00:13:47 They have a connection to the local tribe. Oh, what could it be? Oh, who knows? Just why are they like, I'm 17? Just say you're 18. Yeah. Any of these people. Or 20, 22, 25. They all look about that.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Any of these people could pass for 36. Look at my technical jacket. Look at how technical it is. But do you know what I mean? With a haircut and a mustache on all of them, any of them could be like 35 to 40. I mean, Edward Cullen's dad looks like the same age as Edward Cullen and he's a doctor or something.
Starting point is 00:14:13 He's a doctor or something. It's just weird that they're like, we'll start school at 16 and go through again. It's weird. Yeah. Don't do it. Yeah. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Just dress as a chimney sweep. So you're a family of chimney sweeps. Exactly. You're here to sweep the chimneys. Settle down. But also, it is weird, isn't it? Yeah. You ever tried to talk to a teenager?
Starting point is 00:14:34 No. You've got nothing to say. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. Now imagine you're 100. You want to talk to a teenager? I don't want to do that. You don't want to do it.
Starting point is 00:14:43 But this guy's like, hmm, it's weird. It is weird, but here's the thing. Here's how maybe you could justify it. I don't know. Here we go. Here we go. How you could justify it. Not me.
Starting point is 00:14:54 I would never. Okay, sure. He can't read her mind. See, this is the movie that should have required that scene from Transformers. You know, the one with the card? You're right. You're absolutely right. So he can't read her mind.
Starting point is 00:15:06 So to him, that's interesting. But when you crack that mind, it's a 17-year-old. And what are you doing? You're 120 years old or whatever. Yeah, strange. So the action in this is, a lot of it is done practically. It's a lot of motion blur, that is for sure. I've written here
Starting point is 00:15:22 like our favourite scene has always been, because this is the scene that I know you've seen where they run up the mountain. There's a lot of that. Yeah. Funny stuff. There is a moment where the character Rosalie angrily smashes a salad bowl.
Starting point is 00:15:35 I got a genuine laugh out of that. I thought that was fun. Yeah. Good bit of slapstick there. That's great. I think that was intentionally funny, wasn't it? I don't know. But the villains. Yes. So his name's great. I think that was intentionally funny, wasn't it? I don't know. But the villains. Yes. So
Starting point is 00:15:47 his name's James. Sure. He's that dude from the OC or whatever. He's been around. Oh, is he the welcome to the OC bitch guy? He might be that guy. No, I think he's a different guy. He might be a different guy. He's a different guy. No, no, no. I have a very clear image in my mind. I have a very clear image
Starting point is 00:16:03 in my mind of the welcome to the OC Bitch guy, and it's a different guy now. I think his name is... It's all coming flooding back. Cam something? Anyway. Cam Gigandet. There you go.
Starting point is 00:16:15 That's his name. Cam Gigandet. Yeah, that's probably it. Anyway. Neither of those were right. He gets a beat on ballad, and he's like, Ooh, I got a ponytail. I'm going to eat this girl.
Starting point is 00:16:26 I'm loving this. And so their plan is to take Bella back to her dad's house and burn him so badly that he'll probably never recover in terms of like emotionally because she's just like, you suck and I want to move away. But then kill the vampire anyway. So maybe just kill him. Maybe. And don't do that whole thing where you go home Because she's just like, you suck and I want to move away. But then kill the vampire anyway? Yeah. So maybe just kill him.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Maybe. And don't do that whole thing where you go home and you emotionally scar your dad who's just trying to do his best and he's worried about you and your boyfriend is a weird sparkly creep. Maybe just put Bella in a car for half an hour. Just whiz around the town for a bit. Yep. Kill the vampire. Kill the vampire. Kill the vampire.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Get out of the car. So they have a punch up in a ballet theatre. Ooh, rent a helicopter. Yeah, that's great. Have a fun little helicopter tour of Forks, Washington. Would you go near any of the tall trees? No, I'd go above the tall trees. That's right.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Yeah, yeah, yeah, way above. Yeah, yeah. Like helicopter height. Like helicopter height. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,. Like helicopter height. Like helicopter height. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so they have a punch up in the whatever and they're kicking each other. And then there's a- I think it's a fascinating choice, James,
Starting point is 00:17:32 to set the big action finale in a room full of mirrors but not utilise the trope that vampires don't appear in mirrors. Oh my God, I didn't even think of that. There's a couple of shots though where like one or both of them don't appear in a mirror. And I think maybe- So it's optional for them? I think maybe.
Starting point is 00:17:49 There's a setting. There's a setting in their OS. You couldn't go to school if you're a vampire and you didn't appear in a reflection. Right? It just wouldn't fly. Yeah. But I'm thinking maybe on the day they're like, do vampires sharpen mirrors? Don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Let's film some stuff and we'll decide later. And they just never did. I find it fascinating that they did a room full of mirrors and there wasn't a moment where they didn't know which one it was and they were smashing mirrors looking for it. I'm surprised they didn't do a bloody room full of mirrors. It wasn't filled with bloody... Bruce Lee was in the room full of mirrors and the guy with the claw.
Starting point is 00:18:17 You're surprised that Bruce Lee wasn't in this? I'm surprised they didn't just do the end of Enter the Dragon, yes. That's what I'm surprised by. I'm surprised by a lot of weird stuff. What I liked is when, so Edward Cullen finally wins the fight and he gets there first because he's the fastest. I'm like, cool, you established that.
Starting point is 00:18:33 That's good. That's good work. And so, you know, Edward Cullen's about to kill this guy and his father's like, remember who you are. Don't do this. Don't kill him.
Starting point is 00:18:40 And then he lets go. And then he's like, right, your brothers and sisters are going to tear this guy's head off And pull off his arms and legs And burn his body Okay What
Starting point is 00:18:50 What Yeah Remember who you are He's the prettiest guy Yeah he is the prettiest Shouldn't sully his pretty hands It's perfectly manicured hands Yeah
Starting point is 00:18:58 And he bites her and whatever And he Thank God He's got the He can stop biting Anyway Because he eats. Do you think this video will make any sense if the viewer hasn't watched Twilight? That's a great question.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Isn't it though? Leave a comment below. Leave a like if this makes sense or doesn't. Let us know what you think the plot of Twilight is based on what we've said here. See if you can piece it together. I think my favourite callback in this movie. Like the foggiest jigsaw puzzle in the world. Yeah, you're not wrong.
Starting point is 00:19:27 I think my favourite callback, though, in this movie is that Bella is a character that's considered so clumsy that her family believed that she rolled down a set of stairs and out her window, because that's the excuse that she ends up in the hospital. Yeah. I love that. Just like, yeah, that's probably what happened, I reckon.
Starting point is 00:19:46 You left with your boyfriend we've just met, and then you came back later with a series of broken legs, and you got defenestrated. Yeah. Yeah. We're not suspicious of him at all. Good and normal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:56 And now, yeah, now he should definitely force you to go to the prom against you will with a big boot on. That's not going to affect your popularity at school. Why are they outside where, like, the nice part of the prom is and no one else is? Was that, like, established that that was the private Edward Baller part of the prom? Don't know, Jess.
Starting point is 00:20:17 I'm just confused because inside a, like, regular school hall, outside, like, a wedding. And then she's like, bite me, I want to be a vampire. And he's like, nah, let's just do kisses. And I'm like, all right, good stuff. Anyways, it's time for Twi-rivia. What do you think? No, I like that a lot.
Starting point is 00:20:34 It's trivia. Yeah, yeah, nice. We can also reuse that if we do a Star Wars thing, like Twi-like trivia. That's very good too. Yeah, we'll save that up. Put a pin in that. We don't do Star Wars here though, do we?
Starting point is 00:20:43 Not really, no. Yeah. So the book was originally named Forks before it was published. The publisher insisted that Stephanie Meyer could find... Part of the Knives Out trilogy. Could find another name for it, and the word Twilight was chosen. Henry Cavill was the first choice for Edward Cullen, when he was 25 at the time of shooting.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Lily Collins was considered for Bella. Phil Collins' daughter? That's right. She got her own. She was Mortal Instruments. Look at these bones or whatever. She was in one of them. I can't remember which one.
Starting point is 00:21:12 The city one? The moving city one? No, that was Mortal City. That's Mortal Engines. Engines of Instruments. Yes. Emily Browning, Australia's Own, was the first choice but turned it down.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Tom Welling was wanted for Emmett Cullen. So it could have been Cavill Welling. Whoa, double Superman. Get Routh and he can be a teenager, I don't know. Stick up George Reeves, whatever, we don't care anymore. So do you remember that bit where he caught the apple like the book? He was holding the apple because the cover of Twilight is holding an apple. It's forbidden fruit in Garden of Eden, maybe.
Starting point is 00:21:45 It's a metaphor. Oh. Yeah, anyways. Do you think people stood up and applauded in the cinema when that happened? You know, he kicks the apple up into his hands. I just remember the baseball scene. That's all I remember. Anyways, it took 13 takes to catch this one apple and get it right.
Starting point is 00:21:56 That's like when Tobey Maguire had to catch all that stuff on the train. Exactly. But I say weak because he caught a full tray full of food, and he did it with a smile on his face. That's true. And I didn't see a goddamn smile in this movie. Yeah. Speaking of food.
Starting point is 00:22:08 I mean, from another perspective, the Twilight crew probably hates Robert Pattinson less than the Spider-Man crew hates W. Maguire. That is almost certainly true. Speaking of food, the bite that Edward Cullen takes out of James' neck was made of ham and cheese. Ham and cheese. Ham and cheese? That's right. Like a delicious James toasty.
Starting point is 00:22:30 And this one, this is fascinating. This is direct from IMDB trivia. It's hot. It's so piping hot. I brought it over. My computer is literally sizzling. Yeah, you've got to get this trivia out before your computer melts down.
Starting point is 00:22:42 In the classroom scene where Edward and Bella are seated and share a desk, Edward is on the left and Bella is on the right. In the novel, Bella sits on the left and Edward sits on the right. Whoa. My computer's just shut down because it was too hot. It's too hot to handle. Oh wait, it's back up.
Starting point is 00:22:57 We can talk box office. Oh, really? These make a fascinatingly large amount of money. This one cost $37 million to make. It made $407 million and was the most purchased DVD of 2009. Whoa. Yeah. Impressive.
Starting point is 00:23:12 As mentioned, I honestly don't know at time of recording this what we are going to do next. Will we come back and do the Twilight Saga New Moon 2009? Will we trick you again and say we're doing Batman? Will we just do Batman? I haven't decided how long I want to take this joke yet.
Starting point is 00:23:30 There's apparently four more movies you were saying. If we just do the Batman, there's only three of those. Exactly. I mean, we could do Gotham Knights or whatever, which I enjoy. Gotham Knight? The anthology series or whatever. Yeah, Gotham Knight. Gotham by Night.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Anyways, if you do have any suggestions for Caravan of Garbage, please leave it below. And if you want to know what's going on here, you can actually see these early if you go over and sign up at bigsandwich.co where there's early videos, bonus podcasts, movie commentaries. That's right. We recently did, in honour of the Batman,
Starting point is 00:24:02 we did Nicolas Cage's Ghost Rider 2007. Hell yeah. And there's a bunch of other stuff there, including our podcast, The Weekly Planet, where we talk movies and comics and TV shows. We're back there, by the way. That podcast has kicked off again for a year. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:13 And we obviously started with Snake Eyes. We didn't get to it last year. We reviewed that Snake Eyes. Doing all the in-jokes here, Mason. Doing all the, just playing the hits, aren't I? Nicolas Cage's Snake Eyes. That's what we did. That's good. That's a we did. That's good.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Yeah, that's a good joke. Mentioned him earlier. Thanks to Ben and Lawrence for editing this video and coming back for another year, and we'll see you guys in the next thing. Grab that jam, you guys. We'll see you real soon. Twilight, what a movie.
Starting point is 00:24:36 What a series, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think, I'm torn, because maybe I'll be like, this is a hilarious thrill ride, four more movies, but maybe we get through like two more movies, and I'm like, maybe I'll be like, this is a hilarious thrill ride, four more movies. But maybe we get through like two more movies
Starting point is 00:24:47 and I'm like, I hate this now. You've got to see the baby though, right? You're telling me there's a baby. Yeah, you've got to see that baby. All right, thanks everyone. Okay, bye everybody. This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planetbroadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates.
Starting point is 00:25:03 I mean, if you want. It's up to you. FX's The Veil explores the surprising and fraught relationship between two women who play a deadly game of truth and lies on the road from Istanbul to Paris and London. One woman has a secret, the other a mission to reveal it before thousands of lives are lost. FX's The Veil, starring Elizabeth Moss, is now streaming on Disney+.

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