The Weekly Planet - Wrath of the Titans - Caravan Of Garbage

Episode Date: December 26, 2025

Two years after the success of the Warner Brothers Clash of the Titans reboot Sam Worthington returned to the role of Perseus for WRATH of the Titans. This time around Zeus and Hades have to content ...with the fact they no longer posess the power they once had in addition to Ares the God of War releasing Kronos from the underworld. And that's pretty bad because he's a big walking volcano. Thanks for watching our final Caravan of Garbage review for the year and all the support you've shown in 2025SUBSCRIBE HERE ►► http://goo.gl/pQ39jNHelp support the show and get early episodes ► https://bigsandwich.co/Patreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesJames' Twitter ► http://twitter.com/mrsundaymoviesMaso's Twitter ► http://twitter.com/wikipediabrownPatreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesT-Shirts/Merch ► https://www.teepublic.com/stores/mr-sunday-movies The Weekly Planet iTunes ► https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-weekly-planet/id718158767?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4 The Weekly Planet Direct Download ► https://play.acast.com/s/theweeklyplanetAmazon Affiliate Link ► https://amzn.to/2nc12P4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome back, everybody, to the final episode of Caravana Garbage for the year. Potentially forever. I mean, you know, death is... That's what I'm saying. Achievable. Oh, boy, is it ever. To victory to Valhalla! It's right within our grasp.
Starting point is 00:00:14 To be clear, we are coming back. Yeah, yeah, we plan to. We might die. We might. You might. You might be your last Caravanaghabbage Garbage viewer. Look out! Saved you.
Starting point is 00:00:26 You are us. Yeah, you are us now. Leave a like. Leave a like. Yeah. So, of course, we're talking about the sequel to 2010's Clash of the Titans, 2012's Wrath of the Titans. We're wrapping up the Titans.
Starting point is 00:00:38 We certainly are. Except for next week when we're going to remember the Titans. Is that next week? Yeah, we're going to round out the trilogy. With the football one? Yeah, that's right, the football one. Well, as you recall, I had the idea. I floated it to you that we should have done these backwards
Starting point is 00:00:54 and just pretend that that's the order that they came out with. It's a funny joke you've invented in your mind. You floated it like a turd Down the line And I'm like, no thank you I think it works Because this also recaps the first movie In like 30 seconds
Starting point is 00:01:09 Okay, but also Blah blah blah There's nobody thinks That Wrath of the Titans Is the first one Because nobody The original's called Clash of the Titans
Starting point is 00:01:17 Yeah And nobody uses the expression This is a real wrath of the Titans Do they? Do they? The point is nobody thinks anything about these Absolutely they don't
Starting point is 00:01:26 And they shouldn't That's why it works Mason Well not now because you vetoed it. I did. You stepped on my dreams. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Anyway, it doesn't matter either way, really, does it? I mean, you can watch these in any order. Sure. That's certainly true. The story, of course, this time is that Perseus, Sam Worthington. Good-day, boys. Good-day boys. Incredible Australian accent.
Starting point is 00:01:45 How does he do it? He's given up on any pretension that he's going to put on a Greek accent. He's going to figure out what the Greek accent is. No. Yeah. Everybody's just doing their own thing. Good-day, fellow Greek fellows. Goy.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Goy. Here's my son. little tacker. So he's got a dead wife contractually because Gemma Arderton She didn't come back. There's some notable... There's some notable returns.
Starting point is 00:02:08 There's some huge returns. And some notable decline to returns. My guess is that Gemma Arton was invited back. Then when she asked if she'd have some kind of significant role, they were like, we'll film you in soft focus
Starting point is 00:02:19 will kill you in the first five minutes. And she's like, uh, no. And fair enough. Well, probably. But also she was filming Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters. Oh, with Jeremy Renner? with Jeremy Renning Around.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Well, you'll be... I mean, this was the era. You would... Did you want to launch a franchise? Did you want it to reboot a franchise? Exactly. You don't do that one for the money. You do it for the exposure
Starting point is 00:02:38 because you know where that's going to end up. Jeremy Renner app. That's right. The whole world's going to see that. So also, speaking of not returning... Lewis Letierre... I'm director.
Starting point is 00:02:49 He wasn't happy with the first one, didn't like working on it. He's a producer on this, but Jonathan Liebersman takes over. It was also decided from the very start let's not do this in post-conversion 3D. Let's film it in 3-D. But then they said, I've got a better idea.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Why don't we shoot it normally and then convert it to 3-D? Like the last time. Exactly. Nice. And that worked? Let's put it through the headache machine. Terrific. He said the reason for that was because he wanted to shoot on film
Starting point is 00:03:18 and it would give a better texture or quality to this movie. You can feel that texture. I can feel it. Those armor, the leather armor? Leatherettes. You can see all the leatherettes. Certainly can, Mason. Returns.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Liam Mason. Liam Mason comes back as Zeus. The thing about both of these movies, and I think this one especially, is he's so, like, noble and he's concerned about the fate of humanity. Isn't the concept of Zeus in mythology that he's just a jerk almost 100% of the time?
Starting point is 00:03:46 Yeah. Just like turning into different animals and pushing people off cliffs or whatever. Rewing people's wives? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I guess he learned a lesson eventually over the thousands and thousands of years. I guess he probably did.
Starting point is 00:03:57 I mean, this is, In this movie, of course, the age of the gods is coming to an end, and so they're sort of losing their powers. But also, it's coming to an end because he's not doing his job, which is literally just show up, so people either like you or fear you. Right? He's doing neither. You just show up and you've got, Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt! Bountiful Harvest, and they go, whoa! Screening of the movie Thunderbolts!
Starting point is 00:04:16 That's from the future! Whoa! This is blowing our minds. These guys have got depression. We don't get this at all! And then they pray to him, and then his beard gets brown again. He gets shiny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:27 And they get to sit in that circle or whatever. But he's not doing that. Ray Fines comes back. I assume he's come back under the stipulation that he looks less stupid this time. He's gone to Turkey. He's filled in a widow's peak at the front. That's right. And in the first one, he's got this sort of off with the fair.
Starting point is 00:04:43 He's looked the whole time. He's like, oh, I suppose I'll destroy civilization. Don't even worry about it. It looks like you'd have to snap your fingers in front of his face to get his attention all the time. Pay attention. Dude. Dude. You were saying something about destroying civilization.
Starting point is 00:04:56 dude but he's back and he's in focus this time so that's good and of course Sam Worthington good day boys
Starting point is 00:05:01 he's back yes it's been 10 years he's got a dead wife yeah classic cinema classic cinema classic guy from God of war
Starting point is 00:05:10 there's even the moment where he like he flips up the hidden panel oh yeah and he's just in the road or whatever he's put a door in the road
Starting point is 00:05:17 and he flips it open he's got all the stuff from the old days he's like I'm going to have to go back to the old me wearing a thin piece of leather armour and wielding a normal sword
Starting point is 00:05:25 against A chimera or something? Yeah, some kind of dog. Yeah, some big dog. Some big unrealistic dog. That's right, yeah. Look, I've got to say, at the start of this, I'm like, I'm not into this. It doesn't start with a bang.
Starting point is 00:05:39 No. It starts dreary. But... On put these rocks on my wife's grave. Dead wife, but... Yes. It kind of picks up the face. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:05:49 That's what I'm saying. It's not worse. It's not worse. I think it's better. Maybe. I mean, bearing in mind, I saw both of these for the first. time like these last couple of weeks and the first one I did watch partially on my phone.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Yeah, that's right. Yeah. But I did watch them all at standard speed. I'm a committed professional. Some people would watch these at 1.5 or even two times speed. To what end? Who's watching these? Like who's speeding through these? People making content. I have never done that. Some people do. I know of people who do. I'll tell you who they are afterwards. Can you really? Yes. All right. Is it
Starting point is 00:06:21 Alexi-Toliopolis? It's not Alexi. I knew it. I knew it was him. Also, first of all, he would never speed through these. movies set in Greece. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Good point. He would put it down to 0.5 speed so he can savor them. Oh, that's true. That's a great point. Savor them like a musaka. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so the deal is that Hades and Ares, the god of war, who's the son of Zeus. So technically is a demi-god? It's all a bit vague. Sometimes it's like, well, you're the son of a god, so you're a demi-god, so you've got all sorts of cool powers and expanding knives and swords and hammers and stuff.
Starting point is 00:06:57 What not? And you're also a son of a god, but you... You're Toby Kebill. You can do flips and you're Toby Kebill. Toby, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, you're right. So who's Ares' mother? Is it?
Starting point is 00:07:07 Some dead woman, I assume, some dead wife. Maybe. Yeah, let me check. Dead lady. Hera. Huh? She's alive or not. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:16 I don't know. She's not in these. But is she a god as well? Hera? Hera is the queen of the Olympian gods. That's terrific stuff. We should get a Lexi Toliopolis in here. Well earned, I think.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Queen of the gods, good for you. Queen of Olympus, great stuff. Agreed. So their plan is to team up, capture Zeus, drain his energies. Drain his energies. Turn him into a white-haired man. So he's chopped and down bad. Okay, sure.
Starting point is 00:07:40 I'm going to let all these slide. This is fine. It's the end of the year, Mason. Okay. Engagement is key. Okay. He was already young. He is, but December's a big month for like engagement and ad revenue.
Starting point is 00:07:50 And I just want to make sure we're hitting all our targets. I understand, sure. Absolutely. And demos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, you say something cool. Zeus is totally 6'7. And then everyone she is.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Then everyone she is. Oh, no. I'm 6.7, he says. You might actually be 6.7. He's pretty goddamn tall, Mason. It might be 6.7. Yeah. So anyway, they capture Zeus.
Starting point is 00:08:14 They drain his energy because they want to bring back the original Titan. Yep. Who's, what's his name? Kronos. Kronos. You know him from Percy Jackson and the second Percy Jackson. I remember things. and he's also been god of war and whatever
Starting point is 00:08:26 and so then because they're sick of Zeus so the idea is to bring back a walking volcano The one who wants to destroy the world He's the father of the gods Which is fascinating to me I love the idea that ancient Greek storytellers created the myth of the gods
Starting point is 00:08:42 Who created humanity They can assume any form and do anything And when the audience was like Can we have some more of this? The storytellers were like Also their dad And he's really big He's just a really big guy Volcano.
Starting point is 00:08:54 He's a volcano man and they're like, whoa. If he're bigger than the gods, way bigger than the gods. Does he have a dad? No. Do you also find it weird that all the gods are like
Starting point is 00:09:03 capable of like scheming and skullduggery and backstabbing or whatever? But their dad's just like, I'm made of fire. Smash. Where's his wife? Maybe his wife was the smart one. Might be a nature versus nurture situation.
Starting point is 00:09:18 It might be a nature versus nurture. Maybe he's like, me dumb, but send kids to good school. Yeah, he may be dumb. He values a good education. Yes. So Toby Kebill, he's the son of Poseidon in this. Poseidon dies.
Starting point is 00:09:30 He turns to Ash or whatever. Another classic Toby Kebill slime ball appearance. Oh my God. Second one this year, at least. What else did we watch him in? We watched him in Sorcerer's Apprentice. Oh, yeah. A movie you've forgotten.
Starting point is 00:09:41 But he's in it, remember? We just did that. He's like David Blaine, the other guy. Whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. David Blaine, Jay from the Inbetweeners. Exactly, yes.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Yeah, yeah. I feel like this, though, it does have a lot of similar beats to the first movie. You have to get a whatever by going from this monster to that monster to this monster. But that, I mean, ordinarily I'd be like, this is boring. This is a fetch quest kind of situation. But Greek myth, I think, is the, it's the origin of the fetch quest, you know what I mean? It's just quests. Getting stuff and getting stuff done.
Starting point is 00:10:08 The hero's journey, getting stuff and getting stuff done. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They've got to get the three. They've got, well, they've got to find, they've got to go. They've got to go to the... They've got to find and they've got to go. They've got to go to Tartarus, which is like sort of hell prison, underground hell prison, and then, and they've got to, because they've got a
Starting point is 00:10:24 rescue Zeus, but then they've also got to get Zeus's Thunderbolt and Hades' pitchfork and a third thing, Poseidon's Trident, the Poseido Trido, and they've got to put them all together to build a super weapon, a big spear, which is the only thing that can kill Kronos. Yes, exactly. In the first movie, it was a head that could turn people to stone. That's right. And in the first movie, they ran into some woodmen and some scorpions that helped them, but this time it's some cyclops. It is some cyclops. It's some cyclops, some chimera of some sort. I like a lot of these monster designs. I think they're good. I think when we see that it's a chimera, it's a Manticore or something like that. It's got the freaky little, like it's got
Starting point is 00:11:02 the freaky little, weird little elements to the tail. It's got all these little alien kind of freaky things. I like that. I like that in the first one as well. And the gods are just, and they do less of it in this, but in the first one, the gods are just sort of like flipping and floating around and sort of melting and turning into other stuff and appearing and disappearing. Yeah, yeah. You like it. I like it. I like it. It's good. I like that this mandicor had this flaming slobber. I see it's spit out the slob and then burst in the flames. Yeah, yeah. It's great, I agree.
Starting point is 00:11:28 And then... Brain of fire did a similar thing. Sam Worthington defeats him by being like, you know, get him to slobber, you know, showing him his abs. Come and get over here, mate. Exactly. Yeah. And then he bursts in a flames.
Starting point is 00:11:37 God, he's so good. Initially, I'm like, surely this thing would be immune to its own flames. But then I'm like, I mean, if you dunk your head in a bucket of your own spit, you'd drown. It's a good point. So it's not necessarily true, is it? Well, that's also unconfirmed. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Yeah, yeah. Maybe that's what's going to happen to us over the break That's right Anyway, but he needs You can't, you can't do it alone No, you can't, you gotta go visit Hephaestus You need, well you need the same Yeah, oh yeah, you need same
Starting point is 00:12:03 You need, um, Toby Kepp You mean, you need Rosamond Pike Who's recast from the first one Yep And she's like, hello, Rosman Pike I'm too famous to be in this Oh, not yet I haven't done gone girl yet
Starting point is 00:12:14 So I'll do this That's right I'm past the point where I have to audition for stuff So I'll do this and I'll take the check And then I'll go And then he needs Toby Kebill Yep And then they've got to go
Starting point is 00:12:22 Is that, is that, There was too many guys last... Lily James is there. Lily James is there and she doesn't talk for almost all of the movie. And then she's like, don't kill me. And Ares is like, I'm going to though. I'd like to, actually, so I will. I'm doing it.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Yeah, I'm doing it right now. So, you know, should have spoken up earlier. Yeah. You know? So they visit... Bill Nye. Who's... Bill Nye, the... Hafeiester.
Starting point is 00:12:45 He's the forge of the gods. Half a yes. Oh, there was Hephaest. Oh, whatever. It doesn't matter. Yeah. I wish Alexi was here. I'd call him happy.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Happy. Yeah. He would love that. That nickname. Yeah, yeah. Also, we still got his, like, trident mold sitting out that he made thousands of years ago. Put it away, mate. Or do something new.
Starting point is 00:13:00 You know what I mean? Reliving the glory days. Put something interesting on your wall, like a big mouth billy bass. Yeah. People can push it and it'll go, hello. Hello, my baby. Take me to the river. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:13:13 But also, Buba was back. The Mechanical Al. Yeah. He gets more of a role in this. Does he? No, he just there. He just there. He just there.
Starting point is 00:13:20 He just there. He just there. He just there. He just there. He doesn't actually do any. Pretty great. Yeah. How did he get here?
Starting point is 00:13:25 Maybe there's two. It doesn't matter. Maybe there's a million of them. Maybe there's a million. Maybe there's an ancient Greek equivalent of one of those things outside of supermarket. You put a coin in and you turn it and it just drops out an egg and it's got a thing in it. Except it's like 100 feet tall and you put a big clay disc in. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:13:40 And you get a mechanical owl and there's a bunch of them. You collect them all. Collect them all. Laboooo. It's for the engagement. This is good. Leboobu. They're 6-7.
Starting point is 00:13:50 I can hashtag all of this. Absolutely. you can and we're technically not lying and then they've got to go into he says I'm going to take you to the labyrinth Hepestus has the map to take you into the labyrinth Yeah that's right exactly
Starting point is 00:14:02 Pestus the pestis And then when they went in there I'm like This is giving me stuck He dies or whatever Oh yeah he dies or whatever That's fine Or does he gods They could bring him back
Starting point is 00:14:11 The next one It doesn't matter And then but then they went They go into the labyrinth And I'm like this is giving me Star Wars Trash Compactor vibes Oh yeah And then Star Wars Trash Compactors straight away
Starting point is 00:14:18 Well also if you look at it They pull back at one point Just get to the top and just, you can walk across this. What are you doing? It's a great point, isn't it? There's no roof on it. Or just wait for a while and then magically everything just goes back.
Starting point is 00:14:30 You just got to, build a pathway by itself or something. You've got to kill the Minotaur. You've got to kill the Minotaur. He's going to come and get you and then you get him. He get him. And then everything opens up. Yeah. Because there's no, it's just a few sliding walls and a bull man.
Starting point is 00:14:42 There's no riddles or, oh, there's some hallucinations, maybe. Yeah, he hallucinates his son. Yeah. Goody, Dad. It's me. I'm really a son. Well, I'm going to stab him. Well, you.
Starting point is 00:14:52 sound like him. Yes. You'd immediately be like, that's not my son, obviously. How do you even get here, except then later he just gets there? Yeah, but that's different.
Starting point is 00:14:58 That is different. The Minotaur gets kind of short shrift in this. He's just all the other, every other monster in this. I think it's practical. They're running around and there's fire and there's big scorpions or whatever, and they're having a real bit of trouble with him.
Starting point is 00:15:11 And then this Minotaur, this half man, half bull guy shows up, and Sam Oethan just slaps him around with him. He just bashes his head in. And then he gets him on the ground and the Minotaur's all like, oh. And I thought he was going to come up, make it transform in another form or something.
Starting point is 00:15:24 No, he just dies sad. Just bashes him. Just, yeah, yeah. A classic Aussie bashing. Oh, my God, that's right. Worthington just imagined, you know, he was in a car park with him. Yeah, King hit. Yeah, king hit.
Starting point is 00:15:39 So anyway, they get, you're not going to believe this, but Ares, he's betrayed everybody. He betrayed everybody. And then he's going to have all the gear. Yeah, he's going to have all the stuff. He's, of course, the god of all, previously portrayed by Jared Lato, recently, I should say. Who does a better performance? Probably this movie, I would say. Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Yeah, yeah. And so there's a few final fights lining up. It's Perseus versus Ares. And he's worried because he's not as strong as him, maybe. But he is maybe also. Maybe he is. I mean, he's better at flips, probably. But not better at jumping.
Starting point is 00:16:07 No, not this time. Yeah, but better at King hits. Yeah, definitely. So you've got that going on. And then you've got soldiers lining up covered in mud to fight a walking volcano and double-sided blokes. There's a moment where the leader of the Legion yells to his men, hold the line against a hundred.
Starting point is 00:16:21 100 foot tall man made of magma. What are you talking about? Just run. It's fine. No one would be mad at you. No. Hey, civilization fell because you didn't stop that giant man made out of magma. You should have stabbed him with your spear or your little short sort.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Yeah, absolutely. You couldn't get within 100 feet of him. You'd immediately melt. You'd melt. Yeah. But luckily they've got Ray Fines and Liam Neeson teaming up finally. Teeming up. Oh my God. Just two old men running a muck on a battlefield.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Zaps. Zap, zap, zap, kaboboom, blam. Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah. Ray Finds like, I'm going to give you some of my power. His hair line should have gone back again when he did that. Absolutely. I think that would have been fun.
Starting point is 00:17:00 But I think, though, the chronos scale is incredible. Absolutely. Similar to the first movie. The flinging lava effect. Great. Looks great. Imagine witnessing this in post-conversion 3D, though. My goodness.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Oh, my brain, it's bursting. I'll come out of that theater. I'm like, are my eyes pointing in opposite directions? I hate this. It sucks. And it's also Sam Worthington Flying in on a horse With a magical weapon
Starting point is 00:17:26 To kill the big tower big thing And what? Like in the first one Like exactly like that looks good Yeah It's looking good man I like it Pretty good
Starting point is 00:17:33 And he does it Doesn't he He does it Yeah And the end you know Zeus dies Sacrifices have to be made There's a moment when
Starting point is 00:17:39 Hades tells Perseus That his father Zeus is dying And Sam Worthington Give us a look like Someone's told him The Smokovans out of sausage rolls Just like come on man What do you say?
Starting point is 00:17:50 What are you saying? What are you saying to me right now? I'm working a double, all right? Yeah, Zeus dies because he's out of power and whatever. They better not be out of strawberry, Big Am. I'm going to fucking lose it. You're going to get a king hit.
Starting point is 00:18:03 So yeah, Zeus dies, turns to sand or whatever. And then Hades says, all my power is spent. Who knows, maybe I'll be stronger without it. Probably not. No, probably not. You could do all sorts of cool stuff. You could go zap, zip, zap. Do a zip and a zap.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Turn it to a cloud or whatever. Yes. Yeah, cool stuff. Fall off a really high thing. and then everybody assumes you're dead. They didn't say you die, so you're not dead, obviously. Didn't say it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:25 And then he says to his son, why don't you pick up this sword? The son's like, this is heavy and he's like too bad. I think I'd actually rather be a fisherman like we were before when it was, stuff was ordinary and not dangerous. She wasn't trying to bite me. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, I'll hold this heavy sword. And then do what?
Starting point is 00:18:40 There's nobody else to fight, is there? Further adventures, Mason. I've forgotten about further adventures. This was going to be a trilogy. We'll talk about it. But first we have to do trivia of the trivia, trivia, trivia. This is the trivia section of the show. You know about this?
Starting point is 00:18:52 I love this. I know it and I love it. Okay. So this actually completes the Liam Neeson and Rafe Fines trilogy, Clash of the Titans, Rath of the Titans, Shindler's List. Nice. Beautiful. Good work, boys.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Thanks. In preparation for her role as Andromeda, Rosman Pike was instructed by director Jonathan Liebersman to study Mel Gibson's William Wallace in Braveheart. Pretty good. Yeah. You can see that, can't you? In the leatherettes and the running around.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Running around. Leading, pointing at an army map and being like, you've got to get up here. Follow me! I'll be at the front. I'll do it. During a 2012 interview with IndieWire, the year that this movie came out, Sam Worthington spoke about his role in the film, calling his performance bland. First of all, Gide, Indie Wire.
Starting point is 00:19:34 It's me, Blay, Guy, fellas. It's me, Sam Worthington. Said his performance was bland and mentioning that the character of Perseus was a conduit for action and a wrecking ball who didn't have any personality. Wow. Wow. I actually think these movies are all right. Right. I thought he had. I think he was having more fun in this one.
Starting point is 00:19:52 There's a bit of pizzazz to him. A bit of pizzazz. There's a moment where he's, you know, the horse shows up and he's like, he likes you, son, he doesn't like me, he doesn't like me, the husband. Also, she's dead. She died off camera. She was under the grave earlier. She's under the grave. She's doing a witch hunter's movie, a Hansel and Gettle, witch hunter's movie. I don't blame that Jeremy Rutter. I blame Jeremy Rutter. Okay. A sequel for this film was in the works titled Revenge of the Titans. Isn't there just one Titan? I guess there's more Titans.
Starting point is 00:20:25 There's Kronus, Atlas, Atlas, Matt Atlas, Matt Patless, Matt Patless, Matt Locke. Wow. These are all the Titans. Markiplierless. Markiplierless. Denzel Washington. These are all Titans that we remember. Nice.
Starting point is 00:20:38 It's all good, yeah. And the plot would have involved the resurrection of the gods, however it was later scrapped due to the poor reception of the film. And other reasons, including the box office, on a buggy. of $150 million. Love that, by the way. Putting that kind of money into something like this. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Mad respect for that. That's right. Yeah. It made $302 million, which means it maybe, maybe broke even, maybe. It made $2 million. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Okay. Yeah. Wow. In December 2013, producer Basil Lerman. Yep. Basil Lerman said he confirmed that the sequel was not happening.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Gidey, boys. It's me, Basil Lerman. I directed Romeo plus Juliet. Confined that the sequel was not happening. due to a lack of fresh ideas for the script. But, as I've written here, it was actually money. And also, someone went, wait a second, this is all really stupid. People can't jump about.
Starting point is 00:21:28 They can't do it. And fly a horse with wings? There's no such thing. How'd you even do it the first time? That's impossible. How'd they even do this? Stop doing it, whatever you're doing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:38 It's irresponsible. It is. And quite frankly childish. Now, you know, in the era where we're getting a mummy four, or we're getting a Top Gun 3. Or we're getting a whatever. Tron Ares. Great example. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Do you think there's any chance that we're ever going to get a legacy sequel to Clash slash wrath of the Titans? I mean, the only way that happens is if this video gets a billion views. Literally one billion views. It does gangnam style numbers. Good reference for the kids? Good modern reference. Absolutely. It does Laboo Boo Boo numbers.
Starting point is 00:22:14 And then, you know. Something that like five videos on YouTube have like ever done. A tidal wave of fan support and people go, huh, was there? Two of them. Huh. What order can you watch them in? Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:22:28 I think. Okay, do three then. Then then do it. But otherwise absolutely not. I don't think this is happening. There'll be a reboot or a TV series. There's already a Percy Jackson TV series. I'd imagine to be something like that.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Yeah. Maybe at some point when all the massive media conglomerates merge, and there's only like two left, one will realize they can do it for free and then maybe they'll do a show or something yeah absolutely that makes sense I mean sometimes you'll get actors who've done these things showing up in like God of War the original Perseus was in I think God of War
Starting point is 00:22:59 3 Kevin Sorboe I think is also in one of the God of War games they'll bring people back so you know let's not rule out Sam Worthington being in a God of War spin-off video game terrific or in Death Stranding 3 that's right Gidey, boys. I'm delivering the letters.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I'm Death Stranding. I'm Death Stranding. I'm Davo Death Stranding. Wow. What an incredible year it's been. I wish it wasn't over. But don't worry, even though we're taking a break in January, there was going to be compilation caravan of garbage videos going up.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Which do well, even though everyone's seen them all before. I don't understand it. I don't understand it. But I'm going to keep doing it, okay? Because it costs negative money to put those out. Negative money. Yeah, negative money. Wow.
Starting point is 00:23:43 But also, this is something. Something else that isn't stopping, over the break, is the content at big sandwich.com. Bonus podcasts. That's right. Movie commentaries, video game let's plays. You best believe it. More stuff. More stuff.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Also, the first new caravan of garbage of the year, that's going to go up there early. And here's a hint. What's it? Maybe Star Wars, original trilogy? Star Wars. But maybe not, I don't know. In January? Yeah, because they're doing a re-release in February of the original original.
Starting point is 00:24:09 No, no. February. February. Yeah. Thank you so much to Ben and Lawrence for not only editing this video. but all of the other videos for the year. Thank you very much. Undeniable.
Starting point is 00:24:19 It's undeniable. That's right. Remember those Titans, Ben and Lawrence. That's right. Check out their various links and things and etc. Don't stab them with a magic spear if you see them on the street. They don't like that. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Don't get down in their guts and stab them in the guts inside them with their guts with the magic spear. You like it. You like it. They don't like that. Yeah, yeah. I don't like that. Just say hello. I'm sure they'd like that.
Starting point is 00:24:40 They'd like that. And thank you so much for supporting us this year. It's been just really good. nice. It has been nice. That we get to watch movies and go, here's some jokes. Here's some things we observe. And people go, for some reason, we agree that these are jokes. A lot of it's the visuals. Yeah, it is, isn't it? So thank you, Ben and Lawrence. Thank you again. All right, thanks everyone. Grabbed our jammy guys. We'll see you next year. Bye.

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