The Weekly Planet - X Men 2000 The Weekly Planet Movie Commentary Track

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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I haven't seen this in a long time. Me neither? Wow, okay. I mean, we know it. We've seen it before. Original X-Men for those people who haven't read the title, would click on the file, started listening to this. Yeah, and then furiously scrambling through their DVDs to find a copy of X-Men 2000.

Exactly. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it'd be filed under X, wouldn't it? Yeah, probably would, I guess. Well, but there might be a lot of stuff under there, you know. Oh, yeah, pornos and such. Crook pornos and such, yeah. Cook pornos.

On hard copies of pornos. Yeah, that's right. Okay, I've got to say three, two, one, play, and then we'll all be synced up when the 20th century Fox logo appears, and then disappears will let you know, and hopefully we're all in sync. But I think most people would just listen to this. Yeah. So here we go.

Three, two, one, play. In fact, I think the last time I saw any of this, Fox logo, there was. It was some years ago. Nando v. Movies does a thing. It's called like one, he'll do one something scene. Oh, yeah, I did one of those moments. Right, and he did one called one excellent scene.

and was like pick a scene from an X-Men movie that you think is great kind of thing and explain it. And I took the clip where... And it's gone. There it is. So I took the clip where it's towards the start of the movie where Magneto and Professor X sort of meet for the first time after a long time in that corridor.

You made a video for that. Yeah, and it's... Well, it's just that, but I've added fart noises to it. Didn't get as much traction as I wanted it to, but I'll... I didn't even know you'd... I'll show it to you later maybe if I can find it. It's just on Twitter somewhere. See, it was a tweet and a reply.

Yeah. Oh, you didn't get in the, you didn't. No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I was just like, didn't get on YouTube. No, I did. Again, once again, I just took copyrighted material from Fox.

But you used your real farts, so they weren't copyrighted. That's exactly. I used my own fresh juicy farts. Oh my God. Hashtag fresh juicy farts. If you've gotten this far in the commentary, I don't think we should open with that. Let us on social media and tweet at us hashtag fresh juicy farts.

I remember going through. DNA. Oh my God. This is going to have any... Does this? Yeah. God, I forgot it opens like this. Look, I hate Brian Singer.

He's a monster. But this is an insanely good way to open an X-Men machine. Sure, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Evocative. Yeah. Muddy. I those people don't know, Brian Singer is allegedly a big sex criminal. Yeah. Allegedly.

Allegedly. None of it's really stuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice little detail, little pot. of tea there on the guard tower, you know. Absolutely, yeah. A bit of fun. Yeah, yeah, that is a bit of fun, isn't it?

I think it'll, I think it humanises the Nazis, you know? That they drink tea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chos, you know, they're just like you in that way. That's right. They have a rich inner life, you know what I mean? It is wild that like people who worked and I've visited one of these camps in the modern day, obviously, that there's just a nice villages surrounding it.

So people would just go to work. Yeah. Like, do inhumane things and then just go home and be like, oh, yeah. So how is your day? Isn't that the premise of that movie, the zone of interest? Yeah. Which I haven't seen, but I hear is, yeah, is all about the horrors of war, but, you know, people just being deliberately ignorant around it kind of thing.

It's not even a severance scenario where you've got two personalities. So true. But it kind of is, though, I guess, you know, in a way. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think they're ever going to lean away from this origin? for Magneto. Well, that's a great question.

My question to you, James, is... Just for time, I mean. Yeah, because eventually he's going to age out of it. He's going to age out of the role. Yes. I guess my question is, when was this added to his backstory? Because I'm not sure... Oh, it wasn't in the initial...

I'm not sure he... You know, it was... I imagine when he was created in the 60s... They were just like, he's a magnet man. Yeah, they probably... I suspect this was added later on in the game. Yeah, okay. I mean.

Like some other editions, Like, I believe, you know how his children are canonically Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver? Yes. I think that was also added later. Yeah, that is a later edition. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They also, they come back to this. And I think we've done a commentary on it for X-Men first class.

They do this scene and then they, or a version of this, and then they... And Kevin Bacon's there. Then Kevin Bacon goes, hello, I'm an X-Men original. Yes. Yeah. Pretty terrific stuff. It is terrific stuff, isn't it? Yeah.

Yeah, well, look, the Wikipedia page. I'm a firm believer in Wikipedia pages. Yeah. Says that his writers have since fleshed out his origins and motivation. So it must have been later then. I read a very good, I don't remember what it's called, a Magneto Origin comic which explores all of this. Yeah.

I can't know, I should find the name of it what we're doing this year. It's a twisted gate. That's right. So you agree? I agree. Yeah. Yeah. E. McAllen recently fell off a stage, 85 years old now.

Because they asked him if he would come back for the new... Uh-huh. They're Hobbit movies, whatever they're doing. A lot of the rings. And he said, I'm too old, my dear. No, he said, I'm too old, my dear, and I've just fallen off stage. He said, I'd do it if I'm alive. That's good.

That's good. Yeah. So, what, 2005, I guess? Oh, yeah, of course, yeah. Yeah. Canadian Rocky's little reference to Wolverine. Ah, and she goes there later and meets him. It's true.

That's Ragu. It is. It's an unpack one from the movie The Piano. That's right. And that's some guy. Some guy with that era sideburns. Oh, I had those. I had him before I should have had him.

I wasn't ready. What do you mean? Oh, like I didn't have the facial hair for it. Oh, the patchy sideburn. No, you've gone long enough. Hashtag patchy sideburns. You got them long enough. You can make it work, Mason.

Don't worry about that. It was a real... You know, people talk about this at the, you know, and it all the time, but it is true. When you're in it, you think it's normal. You can't say it at all.

This guy, like, if you would have, if you were to make a picture of this guy like sepia toned, be like, is this a rockabilly guy from the 50s? You might be like,

yeah, I guess, I don't know. But no, he's a rockabilly guy from the, from the near, the late,

near mid-90s, the future. You're right, if you seepia tone this hot, like that shirt and all, yeah, sepia tone the whole thing.

Yeah. Gosh, he stole all these X-Men powers, that guy. She stole all these horny teenage boy palettes. Exactly, yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Also, why would the parents assume that she did anything? Yeah. I mean, you know. Not that he just had a seizure or whatever. Or maybe they know. Maybe there have been hints at it before. God, this just looks like a movie, doesn't it? Yeah, oh my God, does it ever.

24 years old. Can you believe that? You know, the first time I saw this was actually the, night that I met you. Really? That is true. So you came around, I think it was the year two without, well, it would have been. It was a few months after because it's on DVD and, because you knew my brother and you came

around and we watched this. Interesting. Yeah. Isn't that wild? Yeah. Isn't that wild amazing? It's all right. What a time.

So that's how we met, watching X-Men on VHS at my house. If this movie were worse. Oh, we met earlier, I don't know. Yeah, we might have met earlier. That's right. If this movie were worse, do you think we'd be doing what we're doing now? Yeah, if we had to watch, I don't know, what came out in the year 2000. Oh, Charlie's Angels?

Yeah, we'd be doing Charlie's Angels. We'd have a really niche podcast and nobody listens to it, where we go through every episode of Charlie's Angels. Oh, I thought you were going to say just the movies, but frame by frame. Well, there was a show, Mason. Yeah, no, that's true, yeah. God, you really got to have a passion if you do something like that where you're going episode to episode, don't you?

Yeah. Yeah. Instead of Charlie's Angels full throttle, the podcast would be called Charlie's Angels parking break. And every episode is like a minute. It's like the people who do Star Wars Minute or whatever it is, but it's Charlie's Angels one minute at a time. It's just, everyone's, and we're just gushing over it. Oh my God.

They don't make movies like this, we say. It looks like a real movie. Yeah. Which is my greatest compliment. That's exactly right. The movie looks like a movie. Fabca Jansen, she looks like a real actor. Yeah.

They've thought about that wig. Yeah. Or it's a real wig. I don't know. It's real and died from the look of it. I think prior to this, I'd only know, no, no, she was Zenia on the top in Golden Eye. That's right. That was her big breakout role.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And her big neck breaking role. Neck breaking, more rib-crushing. Yeah, she did a lot of, um, she was it, well, how did that? Was she expixating people? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, cool, cool, cool.

They thought they were going to do sex together. Oh, the person thought. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. What a way to go. So this is the scene. I would just add farts to it.

Oh, that's fun. But strategically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not like just willy-nilly farts. Hashtag Willie-Nilly Farts. If you've gotten this far in the competition, let us know on the socials with hashtag Willie Nilly Farts. So this is 17 years before Logan.

Oh, Logan. Yeah. Good choice here. I also think it's good they didn't make everybody super muscular, which I think... What was that? There was a really good casting... Do you remember that casting sheet?

It was like a comic from the 90s or like a wizard maker's. It would have been. Wizard magazine. And it was, they picked, and I think they, Patrick Stewart. They picked Patrick Stewart, and there was somebody else, so they picked. Angela Bassett was going to be Storm. Oh, that's a good one. She wanted too much money. She would have been an amazing store.

I mean, she's in Black Panther now. That's true, yeah. Not anymore, she died in those movies. But, yeah, she would have been an incredible storm. Would this have been one of the earliest castings? I'm talking Patrick Stewart as Professor X. Of a bald guy? Of a bald guy, certainly.

He's the blueprint before Statham. but of just the fans wanting something so much that they had to. Oh, they had to do it. The casting agent was like, I guess it might be. And the other thing is about that is it's right. Yeah. Like even if the fans didn't ask for it, it's still the right choice to make, to cast him in this role.

So true. Yeah. Who was the other person I saw that was going to do instead of Ian McKellen? I can't remember. But yeah, they didn't go, because Magneto in the comics, he's like this enormously muscular man. You see it in like X-Men 97 and they just went on a regular dude. Regular 60-year-old man or wherever old he was.

61, I guess. I'm going to see if I can find that Wizard Page. Wizard Page. Wizard Page. I think it might have been, they'll do that Glenn Danzig. Oh, I found it. Yeah. That was quick.

What do you got? Bishop, they wanted Michael Dorn, who is who's walking Star Trek. I can see that. Cyclops, Kyle Reese. So Michael Bean. Yeah, that's good. I like that too. Colossus?

A lot of these are just like... Bigman? Well, Bigman, but like Colossus Russian, so they've gone with Dolph Lundgren. Yeah. Of course, he was, you know, he was Drago. He's not even really Russian. No, exactly, that's right. What else we got here?

Look out, just have a quick look. Look how big Hugh Jackman is here. Fine, I'll have a quick look at this movie. And he's smaller later. Yeah, right. Because when he turned up, he was like quite small. And then so during, and Brian Singer was like, this is unacceptable. So he had to, so during the shoot for two months, he like,

Oh, so this is the biggest he is in this movie. Okay, right. And he's, you know, he's a good size. And he's also, but he's also seems like a normal man. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, he didn't do, like, I remember, he's talking about in multiple interviews,

but he didn't do the diet or any of that. He just, like, you know, lifted a bunch of weights. Yeah, right. And that's, you know. Yeah, this is the most normal he's ever looked. Yeah. He gets, you know, he gets more shredded. Yeah.

As the movies progress. I mean, that's what I look like, so it's not a big deal. It looks like Anna Pacwin. I would love to look like Anna Pac-win. Nice. That would be my dream. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's very good.

I mean, he is very good. He's perfectly casting this. And just the... He's a big man. Yeah, yeah. But I remember watching this and being like, the point where the claws come out, I'm like, oh, this is cinema.

It looks so good. Yeah. The claws have... There's been a lot of movies where they don't look that good. They don't look good. Yeah, and I'm not just talking about origins. I think just in general...

We've done a commentary for origins. Yeah, I feel confident. And then the idea behind... them in origins, I guess, is they're shiny and new. Yeah, but you see in this, you see them break the skin and come out. And even the fact that he uses like the two on the outside and then the one in the middle comes out slowly. Anyway, so who are the other ones in the... Gambit, Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Do you think this is the bar from Deadpool and Wolverine? Yeah. Well, anyway. Probably get this one guy back. Gambit John Claude Van Dan. Oh, yeah. Okay, I can see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because he's sort of French-ish. French-ish. Cylock, tier Carrere, who's from, you know, Wayne's World and etc. They're never going to put Cylock in it. No. And Bishop wouldn't be in the first movie. No. Another choice for Storm is Iman, who is David Bowie's wife.

Let's see. Did she pass away? No, I think she's... Yeah, David Bowie did. That I know. Yeah, that's right. Gene Gray Nicole Kidman. Yep.

A certain year of Nicole Kidman would work for that. I can see that. Wolverine, there's been a lot of options here, but Glenn Danzig. Yeah, that was the big... He wanted to do it as well. Yeah, true. He's short. Yeah, yeah.

He said, we've talked about this for, but he said he would have done Wolverine less gay. Of course he did. Yeah, they remember that, yeah. But they wanted Mel, there's some Mel Gibson Wolverine concept art. Have you seen that? It's just a sketch kind of.

Okay. And the last one here is Cable, Clint Eastwood. Again, I think there would have been a moment. It would have been a moment where that could have worked. Yeah. I can see that. Well, he was also, they were talking, um, was it, it something like,

I don't know whether this is, official or not, but there was the... Oh, yeah, I see how that works. But, yeah, then they offered it to Russell Crow. Yeah. And Russell Crow recommended Hugh Jackman. Oh, this is close. Look at that.

Look at that. Yeah, that's the stuff. Is that a prostateic arm, do you think? What's going on there? CGI? What's going on? I think those are the ones that he holds, maybe? Maybe they're CGI?

Yeah. See, when it was coming out of the arm, that looked to me, that looked... Oh, like a prosthesis. Yeah, like Stan Winston. Maybe it was. fake arm with the, with the, I love this. This is so good. I think it's bad and rude, actually.

Yeah, it's rude, yeah. I think it's rude what he's done there. Yeah. Nice. Oh, here's a couple more, couple more thoughts, James. Look how they go in. Oh, nice. Great.

Yeah. You got too many jackets on Wolverine. I agree. You don't need a denim jacket and a leather jacket. That's the best Wolverine hair. I don't think it ever gets better than that. I think they either go too big or too toned down. I think that's the perfect.

Yeah. Yeah, so go on. So Sabretooth, they wizard wanted Clancy Brown. Yeah, I like that. The White Queen, Amber Frost, they were, they wanted Rebecca de Mornay. Rebecca D'Morne. She invented Salmona Mornay. Oh, I know, Rebecca D'Am.

Oh, I forgot that she invented Sam and Mornay. And Tuna Mornay. Yeah, that's right, yeah. Both of the Mornays. Well, that's a Mornay. A lot of people think Jonele Monet invented Tuna Mone, but it was actually Rebecca de Mornay. It's an easy mistake to make.

It's a very easy mistake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, look, they're in the woods. It's unlike an X-Men movie. Yeah. They wanted for Juggernaut, a guy called Vader, who's apparently a pro wrestler. I don't know how that is.

Sure, okay. And Magneto Rutgerhauer. That's pretty good, actually. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, all right.

Anyway, good work, wizard. Yeah, good work, so Wolverine had a camper van, briefly. Okay, great, good. Because he would have left it here to go with the X- Oh, you think there's a, do you think there's a story remained untold about this campavan? There are prequel comics to this. Called Wolverine's camper van?

It's called Wolverine buys a camper van from a guy. Wow. Yeah, what kind of guy was it? He's just a guy. Just a regular man who needed to get rid of his camper van. But the camper van is sentient. Yeah. That's why the man wanted to get rid of the man.

You should tarp up his bike. Yeah, I was going to say. What are doing, man. Maybe she took the tarp off to hide under the tar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First of all, rude. Yeah. Don't mess with a man's motorcycle.

Let her go in the car with you, Wolverine. We know you've got a heart of bone and gold. It's rude, actually. Yeah. Oh. He's so young. And he's got a heart of gold. He's got a heart of gold.

Yeah, he should do that thing where he makes her, like, run up next to the... Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I've unlocked the door. Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Yeah. He's giving her cigarettes. Yeah, yeah. We're all smoking cigarettes.

You can graduate to the cigars later. You're a jerky guy? You're a jerky boy? Well, you know, James, you know I'm a jerky boy. I think in theory I like it, but I don't. Yeah, same. I'm like, yeah, it seems... It always just reminds me of dog food, like dog treats.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah. But I know there are levels of jerky, which I have not eaten. Like, I've eaten this kind of shit. I don't think I've ever eaten, like, proper... Like an artisanal jerky. I got a mate actually... Hashtag artisanal jerky. If you've gotten this far.

Let us know on the social with hashtag. Artisanal jerky. I forgot he had a camper van. He's got all this stuff hanging up back there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we should do a further adventures of his camper van. Further adventures of Wolverines camper van. He goes to work with the X-Men and it's still a camper van.

Was that to the theme of him, man? There was a bit of that in there. It kind of weaved in and out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. God, don't touch him. Yeah. Mm. God, a 34-year-old Hugh Jackman.

Has he ever looked this young since? I mean, younger. He's looked younger in younger movies. Kevin Foggie was on this. He was like a producer, like in a minor role. Apparently he was doing this thing where, like, he was there, like, teasing up Wolverine's hair. And he's like, this guy, this guy loves comics so much. What a nerd.

But like, even from then, he was like, no, I want to do this. Could we just do some comic book elements? Yeah, yeah, yeah. In this movie, please. Uh-huh. James, I have found the excellent scene that I made if you want to... I would love to hear it and see it. Okay, hang on.

I'll have to. I'll play it. I'll play it for the speakers here. Okay. Can I see it too? You can see it too. It's going to be a big action sequence. Oh, then we'll save it for later then.

How long is it? A minute? A minute? I don't have a minute. Okay. Can you later? Can you... Well, wait till...

Message it to me and I'll pretend that I watch it. Okay, great. Now, wait to laugh at this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, the camper van. Oh, that's too. Okay, yep. Look at this arm.

The dead arm. I love that. Just a loose arm. This was also like an era where Wolverine could be taken out of action for more than a second. Oh, yeah. You know? True. I mean, we've talked about this, but, you know, I think the key appeal of Wolverine in the comic books when he got started was not that he was the toughest guy or the strongest guy.

He was a scrappy fellow. It was that he was scrappy. And, you know, he could get. shot a bunch of times and still keep fighting because that was his whole deal. Even though, and the idea behind it was like, if a normal person got shot, it would take them, you know, months or years to recover. But he could recover for being shot in, I don't know, a week. Yeah.

You know, but then they've sort of through various. They do that now if he's like old or his powers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he took a week to heal. But now, but like his, his healing factor evolved because I guess, you know, it's more, it's more interesting. It's more exciting if it can work instantly. So now you can get, you know, riddled with bullets or reduced to a skeleton.

Yeah, reduced to a complete skeleton. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, let's do the thing, Mason. Or do you want to watch him beat up by Sabre Truth? So this is also, this is a wrestler, right? Yeah, this is his name. You know that he didn't come back. The guy they wanted, who was it,

they wanted the guy who played Giant Popeye in the Punisher, the Thomas Jane. Oh, yeah, of course, yeah. The hell is that guy's now. He's also Kevin Nash, yeah. And this is a different guy. Okay. Who probably, I know this version of Wolverine is,

this version of Sabretooth is in the new Deadpool. I don't know whether it's the same actor. Okay, right. Tyler Maine. I didn't even look it up, but it's Tyler Maine. Because then he got, I mean,

that's CGI's less good. Yeah, but now, but then it was Leaveshryber. Yes. Yeah. Which, so yeah,

they are brothers, I guess, or something. I was going to ask, are they brothers? I mean, they did it in Origins. Yeah.

Did they ever square this version of Sabattooth with the Leavesriver version? They never did. I didn't think so. there's like three distinct universes at least in these movies

I guess they could probably just go he evolved and he got blonde and long hair and he went a bit more feral Yeah And yeah

Because didn't Wolverine had a second evolution Where he had no nose Uh Yes You got a flat nose He got feral When in the comic books

When they Again that's the sort of The origin of his Increased healing power Magneto pulled all the Magneto out of his body I guess we know what happened to the

It's still good. Camper van. Looks better than some camper vans, I've seen. It's true, man. You're not wrong. But yeah, Magneto pulled out all his adamantium in the comic books, and then he sort of took on a feral form, and they sort of retcon the idea that the adamantium in his body

was slowing his healing factor down. That's right, yeah. And so without it, he could heal instantly. There's a scene quite early on in one of those books where he gets hit by a car and flung into the air, and all his bones knit together before he lands. Oh, I remember that, yeah. And he's fine, you know, as soon as he hits,

the asphalt. Yeah. But then when he got the Adamantium back, they're like, eh, it's easier for us to ride if, if he's still got the healing factors. Did he go through the process again, I guess? Or did someone? Yeah, uh,

maybe Apocalypse put it back in or something. Oh yeah, he probably was one of those. I like how he's got an executive desk toy, but it's not connected on it? That's a bit of fun, isn't it? Yeah, how does that even work? Magnets.

Yeah, but how though? Magnetiums. I don't understand because this is the sort of magnetum. This is the real world. Oh. It doesn't make any sense. Do you think they, they, they, see CGIed out the frame that it's in.

Oh. Or do you think... I don't think it's there at all. The whole thing is not there at all. I think it'd be easy to take it out. Yeah, yeah. Do you want to see my excellent saying James? Oh my God, this guy won't stop, I guess.

Hang on. Is it as good as I remember it? Almost certainly. You're going to watch James. I'm watching. They're the future, Charles, not us. Eric. Eric.

I like how they're not acknowledging. That one's a bit on the nose, that by Mason. It's a bit tasteless. They're farting. louder than they're talking, Mason. Oh, look how small Hugh Jackman is. Bravo, Mason. Thank you. I'm very funny.

I don't understand why they didn't go viral immediately. Absolutely. Look how small Hugh Jackman is embarrassing. A little man in his big track suit pants. He's still very fit. He's way more fitter than I remember him being. I think it's because we're so used to seeing him. Shredded.

Shredded. Every muscle. Like razor sharp defined. Yeah. I'll just steal some clothes, we're? Yeah. Still some clothes. Idiot.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Must be nice. Maybe get a job and pay for him. Idiot. Yeah, man. Idiot.

Yeah. Stupid idiot. Where are you going? Logan. Logan. Logan. Logan. Logan.

Logan. Logan. Logan. I'm behind you. Just kidding. I'm somewhere else actually. Logan. Yeah.

Get in this lift. We call them lifts in England where I'm from, I think. Or I'm American. I don't know. Logan. Get out of lift, Logan. You like the lift, Logan? You didn't have the lift, Logan?

You didn't have the president about. How does it work normally? I don't know. If there's no buttons. I guess it's just up and down. I can't push it with my mind. I don't even know. That's not one of the powers that I have.

It's not one of the powers he has either. It's not a pushing button from a distance guy. Gene Gray could do it. Gene Gray could do it. She's like him, but a million sometimes. Yeah, yeah. I think maybe he did have telekinesis for a bit, but then he lost it. Oh, where?

Did he check behind the couch? It was in the camper van. Was it? Yeah. Why did he put it in the camera then? He thought he thought Wolverine would, you know, be a bit careful with it. You know, Walgreen was a clothes, steeler. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Blue hair. They guys got blue hair. Typical. Typical, isn't it? Bloody typical, D.E.I. Mason. Yeah, that's exactly right. Yeah.

So agile. Yeah. Wow. You've got exactly the wrong place. Pyro, the guy in the red. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe he made some allegations against Singer, which didn't end up sticking it. It was the promise of a.

That's jib-a. It is. And that's, shout. But that's Kitty Pride probably because she walks to the door later. That's true. Wow, when X-Men recast, never heard of such a thing, even though they do it in every movie. And didn't they recast pyro?

Yeah, they do, yeah. No, he's a new guy. And he's in the new movie, but yeah. Yeah, so that, yeah, so apparently there was the promise of, you know, Hollywood's shit. And it's, yeah, it's all very sad and unfair and awful. Yeah. Yeah.

But otherwise, it's movie. Flawless. I thought you're going to say pointless. And also pointless. Pointless. Yeah. This is a bit where insults everybody in the room. That's right.

Cause him wheels. It's a fun joke. That's right. Wow. Wow. I wouldn't shake that dude, Sam. Fucking look at him. Oakley's in a cardigan?

Fucking dork. What do you think this is? Pick an aesthetic idiot. Yeah. A turtleneck and a cardigan but then some speed dealer sunglasses? Come on. God, Cyclops is so underused in these movies. And I know in the third one he went to do Superman.

Yeah. Went to be cucked in a different movie. That's exactly right. But yeah, I mean, they're really doing an X-Men 97 though, which I love. Yeah. It's not just all Wolverine all of the time. True, true, true. Got him.

That's right. Fucking got him. Wow. Got him so good. Yeah, wow. Yeah. What do they call you? Stupid Mr. Sideburn.

What do they call you Mr. Mutton chops? They call you Mr. Mutton dresses. Lamb? Ah, ha, ha ha ha. James Marston has the perfect look for Cyclops as well. Agreed. Just the whole, he's just, yeah, he's got it. Would you be like, why would you, why are you called Cyclops?

You've got two eyes. Two eyes. That's a great point. You're a weird freak. Yeah. Yeah. You already knew that. Yeah, yeah, because he was doing it earlier.

That's true. Yeah. And also you saw Cyclops shoot lasers out of his eyes. Yeah, I remember that. And storm control the weather. What do you think this is? Come on. Yeah, what do you think is happening here?

Do you know what's crazy? What's crazy? The Nightcrawler? Yeah, man, that's Nightcrawler. Must be. This is the movie that, wow, Nightcrawler? This is the movie that when, what's his name? John Travolta saw this, he went, Hugh Jackman will be perfect for the movie Swordfish.

Is it really? Yeah. For real. I saw that interview on Rove, where they both went on roved for most movie Swordfish. Okay, all right. Which is a bad movie. It is bad. It's really bad.

So wait, he didn't see this and say Hallie Berry would also be perfect for the movie, even though she's in the movie Swordfish. She was already famous, I guess. She was like, Hallie, this woman's boobs will be perfect for Swordfish. Oh, yeah. She got like a million dollars per boob or whatever it was. Something like that, yeah. Pretty sick.

Pretty cool stuff. Don't do a prank pyro. It's Sean Ashmore, maybe. What are you going to do with that fireball pyro? You're going to kill the teacher with it? You should kill the teacher with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you turn a fireball to Ice Mason?

With your ice powers? I guess you would use... You were going to kill Storm with a fireball. Why would you think it was him if ice fell to the ground? It's a great point. I'm from Animorphs. I'm Sean Ashmore. You sure it's Sean Ashmore?

Or the other Ashmore? Is it you sure it's not Aaron Ashmore? I'm pretty confident. I think Aaron Ashmore is in this because there's some like... Oh, because there's a point where mistake turns into two. Okay. Ashmore. Brough brothers.

I'm Googling it. The Ashmore Bros. That's right. This is I built a motorbike I did this one No, you do one Yeah If you Google Ashmore Brothers

Google says Sean Ashmore Brother, Aaron Ashmore Yeah nice That feels like they're favouring One or the other Is Sean Ashmore more famous maybe? I don't know

That's a pretty good ex-jet Like it Yeah no it's not bad People also search for Sean Ashmore So true People also ask Are the Ashmore Brothers twins

What do you fucking think That should be the answer You click Drop down People also ask, a Sean Ashmore and Aaron Ashmore related? People ask, which Ashmore twin is in the rookie? And I'll tell you, it's Sean Ashmore. Yep.

Which Ashmore was in Smallville? I'll tell you, it was Aaron Ashmore. I knew that. All right, yeah. He was the, no, he wasn't a bugman. Was he? I can't remember. Smallville.

He was one of the Jimmy Olsons, I think. Oh, that's right. And he died and another Jimmy Olson turned up or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that right? Yeah, that's correct, yeah. His brother, and he went, I'm going to carry on the legacy. And I'm going to call myself Jimmy Olson.

Did he really? Yeah. That's great. That's great. He says comic books can't be good. I've said it many times. They can be often, often bad. I can't remember what these actors' name is, the Senator Kelly guy.

It's Aaron Ashmore. Very good. Yeah. Great English. Yeah, Sean Ashmore is Iceman, and so they've got Aaron Ashman. Oh, okay. Oh, look out for Mr. Mutant. Yeah.

This is one of those things where they never expected anybody to pause on any of those placards and what have you, you know, then they didn't expect anybody to be like, oh, Mr. Mutant. Is that what it said? It said Mr. Mutant. Oh, that's good stuff. Let's see if this mystique effect holds up.

I bet it does. I bet it doesn't. I bet we both vomit. Okay. But that might be unrelated. Yeah. But what if you vomit because you think it doesn't hold up and I vomit because I think it does hold up?

That really says something. It does, isn't it? Yeah. That would be really interesting. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, then who's the winner? I don't know. Well, it's the drawer, isn't it?

We go to a tie-ranking vomit. Yeah. It's a different scene. Where she does that big spin kick and turns into Mystique or Wolverine. Yes. So what happens then. Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah.

Senator Kelly. Senator Kelly. Also, Mystique is Nycrawler's father or something now. Remember they'd changed it? Here we go. Here we go. It starts at the feet, I think. It's where you kind of see it.

Oh, yeah. It starts at the ocean, mate. Yeah. And didn't all life in a way start at the ocean? It's true. Yeah. I don't know if it starts. Wow.

Maybe it starts at the polar opposite of the feet. No, watch, it's going to go to the legs. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, went the opposite of the thing that I said. It's not bad. That's good. It's not bad. No, that's good.

What a nightmare of a makeup procedure. Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence really had it good. Yeah. Yeah. Because, well, as, first of all, the process would have been way more refined. Yeah. Because it'd already been perfected on Rebecca remain but then didn't she just go with body suit after a certain time yeah she did and like just

the face yeah yeah well i never well i never that's toad we saw him earlier but he's um he's he's he's in the phantom menace yeah that's remember that he was like um yeah i'm dast mall and sean ashmore was also lamplighter in the boys that's right what happened on that character he burnt exploded i think any burn and explode that's great i'm very very very That boys recap needed to be more thorough than just people exploding. It was like a minute of people's heads bursting. And then it was like, remember? Yeah.

I guess. Yeah, of course I do. What was anybody doing that? That's all I remember from the boys. I don't remember any of the intrigue. Because after that, again, I'm like, we watched that and I'm like, wait, is John Carlo Esposito? Did he die? Or is he still alive?

He's still alive. Yeah. Not that it matters, I guess. How much would you love to get Wolverine's skeleton? to have it in your body. I wouldn't want that. Because I think Hugh Jackman's, he's taller than me,

so it'll be all sticking out of me. Oh, okay. Let's say they shorten it for you then. I don't know. Seems disrespectful to me. Does it? That's right. You'd be heavy.

I don't like that at all. Don't you like being heavy? No, I don't like it. You'd be ripped though because you're so heavy. I'd like, I'd want to be light as a feather. Okay. But eventually you'd get used to it.

I'd rather angels hollow bones. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What? So you can get knocked. over really easily. Exactly. Exactly right.

Yeah. You should get out more. I've seen this before. Multiple X-Men comics and cartoons. He's like, I've never seen this before. You see? So Professor X should get out more and by that you mean to his local comic bookstore?

Yeah. Okay, sure. Exactly. Go to a facility, one of the several facilities that are doing the Wolverine experiment at any one time. That's right. They're always doing it, Mason. Yeah, you should go to a, check out the Wolverine Experiment Journal magazine where they're

always talking about the latest advancements. Wolverine Skellington technology. One thing I think this does well, and you've talked about this. I love talking about it. The character of Toad, like he's a gross Toad man. Yeah. He knows what he's doing. He's toad, so he's been doing it forever.

Yeah. I appreciate that. He's not just like, what's happening? I'm a Toad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They didn't turn him into like Rob Schneider or whatever. Yeah. He's like, yeah, he's dangerous.

Yeah, if you, I like the internal logic of the world where if you've been given a power that isn't the greatest power, if you can't control the weather or shoot laser beams or shape shift to anyone, if you've just got a long tongue and you can stick to walls and you can spit green goop. Yeah. But you've had that your entire life, then you know. Yeah. It's like walking or running.

Yeah, you'd find ways to make it work. Yeah. And I think that's cool. Something else we saw recently. I think there was a, there was something else we watched recently, and I remember having that same thought. It wasn't the boys, but it maybe was another kind of. It was Argyle.

It was an Argyll. You said because it was established that she could roller skate or something, and then later she did an oil roller skater. I did, I said every aspect of that movie was awful, is what I said. You said, you liked it. I said everything about that was awful. I didn't like it as much as you liked it. Filled me with rage and how bad it was.

And what Matthew Vaughn's filmmaking career has turned into. Just, just CGI slop. Which is a shame. But it was something similar where I was like, oh yeah, even if maybe it was a Star Wars. was, I don't know, but it was like, it wasn't the boys, but it was something like, oh, these people only have kind of limited powers, but they know what they're doing. And I think that's cool.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Just a magnet over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How's this work? Well, he uses, he imbues the machine with magnet. Yeah.

You know? I got that part. And then, then magnet turns into energy, and then it does a mutation, I think. I think it also does a cryptocurrency. Oh, you think so? You think it mines like, Doge? coin or something. Yeah, absolutely.

That would be the main purpose. Well, how else would you fund this? Exactly. Very good. That's what we call acting. I agree. So, because they want to get rogue, so she does the powers and et cetera. Absolutely.

But I guess you have to actively, it doesn't look great. You have to actively, I mean, it would just draw the powers out of you, right? Sure, okay. Because otherwise you just believe like, because she takes his powers. Oh, because, yeah, because she doesn't want to mutate the entire population of New York City in Kilimol or whatever it is. So, yeah, it would work as soon as you put your hands on the thing, I think, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. This is a nice place to live.

It's not bad. Yeah. It's not bad. I don't like that a person could just walk through the wall and say hello to me. I don't like that part of it. But other than that, it's pretty good. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or read your thoughts.

I try and kill you with a fireball. Yeah. One of you're trying to teach class. Exactly. Can you imagine? No. No. I mean, Storm could use the wind.

She could use the wind, it's true. To shift that fireball. Is it Bruce Davison? Is that Senator Kelly? Oh, the actor. Yes. Yeah, sure, why not? Okay, I bet it is.

I bet it is. I bet it is. It is. I looked it up. Mate, I don't know what to tell you. It's just not true. I think so. You think so.

Okay. Yeah, man. All right. Sorry. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad nubes. But, uh, it's just not true. It's going to be a real blow for the actor Bruce Davison. So much to tell him.

Yeah, I think so. No, man, it wasn't you. He's going to, you know. He's going to con. He's going to cons. He's going to cons. He's doing a big con on everybody because he wasn't even in this movie. Yeah.

It was Sean Ashmore's brother. That's right. That's right. I put my rustling jacket on. I hope that's okay, everybody. Oh, I love that. rustling Hugh Jackman so yeah

so it was they wanted Mel Gibson uh huh that was obviously never going to happen also I think he was too old at this point yep um and then they got

I mean imagine if they're so baby face look how baby face he is yeah he's just fresh off paperback hero he loves he loves the sun though he was like he's had a lot of skin cancers like taking out of him because he loved the sun cry to this so um

what is your favorite Hugh Jackman yeah what's your favorite Hugh Jackman. What's your favorite non-W Wolverine Hugh Jackman role? I'll give you some options. Van Helsing. For real?

No. Okay, I didn't think so. And then I'll tell you who are the other Wolverines. Okay, you don't have to have seen any of these, by the way. But I will have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's some options. Let's see.

Van Helsing, obviously. Kate and Leopold, where's your time traveling man. He's fun. Yeah, yeah, it's a bit of fun. He should be grosser because he's from a grossier. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's right. The Prestige.

Yeah. Yeah, he's good in the prestige. Yeah, uh-oh. Don't touch him. Yeah, he'll stab. He's known for stabbing. Yeah, he'll stab all day. You're doing, you've seen him do a stab.

Yeah. And he's having a bad time. Yeah, he's thinking about his memories somewhat. God. In the style of that movie where he thinks about his memories. That's probably my favorite Hugh Jackman movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's very good in the prestige, actually.

What else, Mason? Of course, the movie Australia. I hate that movie. It's so... The Australia universe. Awful. The Australian Cinematic Universe. The ACU.

Didn't that recently, they recently released Far Away Downs. So they made like seven episodes out of all the footage. Oh, like off cuts and such. And if you're wondering why that movie looks bad, our friend Hollywood Pete Ford told me this. He made it bad. He made it bad on purpose. Yeah.

Actually, he was trying to make it good. Whoa. But it was bad. That what happened was they basically shot the whole thing and then they re-shot it with greed screen. So that's why when they're all like outdoors, So it just looks like shit. Like they made this big thing about you got to see like the Australian landscape.

But most of it is not. Oh no. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, go on. Here's some options. Les Miserables. He's good.

As Les. Yeah. I think he's miscast though. As Les. I think he's, his voice. Yes. Oh no.

Is he miscast? I mean, Russell Crowe definitely is miscast in that movie. I don't know. I think there was another role that I think I would have preferred him I can't remember off the top of my head. What else, Mason? But no, he's good in that.

Okay. I'll hand it to him. Prisoners, the movie Prisoners? Oh, Prisoners is amazing. You seen prisoners? I haven't seen prisoners. Prisoners is the Dune guy. Dini Villeney.

Yeah, Prisoners is incredible. You should watch Prisoners. That's probably his best performance. With the Jake Gilles-Lenn hall. Yeah. Oh, good cast. Yeah, it's amazing. You should watch it.

Okay, a couple more. Yep. The greatest showman. I haven't seen it. Okay. That musical performance at the Oscars where he's like, The musical is back. No, I hate that.

No. Okay. You haven't mentioned flushed away. No. The political drama, the frontrunner, and the crime drama, bad education. Bad education is really good. I haven't seen the front runner. Okay.

It's a guy I think he was outed for like a sex scandal. And then so he was going to be president and whatever. But now it just wouldn't matter. Oh, yeah, no true. You'd be like, oh, that wasn't me. That was me. Good. Yeah.

You like that, actually. You like that and you like me. Yeah. That one, bad education. really good. It's not true stories. He also provided voice roles in the animated films

flushed away happy feet and rise of the guardians. The one where he's Santa or whatever? It's like... Oh yeah, that is the one. Yeah, okay. I don't know who we play. Look at this.

He's a fishman. He's a fishman. Finally, I'm free. I thought I was stuck in this horrible life of politics and wheeling and dealing. But now that I'm a fish man, I can do anything I want. I'm a globy fish man.

Well, that looks okay. Wow. That's great. Look at that. That's cool. Okay, Hubert Jackman plays The Easter Bunny in the Guardians movie. Get home, mate. I'm the Easter Bunny. Or the Easter Bill be more like it. Ian McKellen. That was more of a Christopher Lee.

They wanted Christopher Lee for this, actually. Oh, I thought they wanted Ruthkehauer. Why do you think they would want Routka Hauer? Pick him up. He's not slippery. He's not a slippery fish man, is he? That's right. Pick him up. Use magnets.

Yeah. Use your various magnets to pick up some metal stuff. Yeah. Make a big fish hook and hook him on it. Huck on the fish. From his butt. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

That's crazy. That is crazy. That's crazy what you're doing. That looks practical, right? Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. What a way to go. I mean, he's alive for a bit.

Yeah, for a bit. It turns into water later. That's true. I feel like that's not his fault. Because he locks him in here. He locks Sabre tooth in here. Oh, right. Okay, yeah.

Yeah. Why can you do it? You stupidity. You couldn't. You gave him the fish powers. disrespectful. Hmm. Have you seen Hugh Jackman do anything live?

Like a live... No, but Claire's mom will never forgive you Jack. Mrs. Claire. Yeah, Mrs. Claire. She went to say... The movie Swordfish. Swordfish. Yeah.

And she loved it. She thought it was really good. Yeah, yeah. She likes hacking. She likes... That's a favorite moment. That hacking scene. Where, what is it?

He was in the Australian production of Beauty and the Beast. And he played, was a Beauty and the Beast? Yeah, it was Gaston or whatever. I think it was Beauty and the Beast. And Claire's mom, this was before he was like super famous, was like, oh, there Stanley was there. So he's in the background. That's Stanley?

He's got a hot dog. He's got a hard dog. I look at that TV is playing important information about the UN. Yeah. On the beach. That's right. Right. Everybody's tuning in to Beach TV.

I don't get it. I don't get it, man. Anyway, so she went to see him, and she was like, I'll go on a Saturday night, because she'll definitely be there. Yeah. Anyway, she went there, and it was like, tonight's the role of Hugh Jackman will play by a different guy, and she was like, oh.

Interesting. She always talks about it. So she's mad at Hugh Jackman for that, for presumably being Deathly Hill. I mean, if you pick a Saturday night, Mason, you expect Hugh Jackman. That's why I go out. But I mean, because Hugh Jackman could be. Jackman's love for the theatre is so much that there's no way he would have just skipped out on a Saturday night theatre performance. I don't know what to tell you, man.

He would have been sick as a dog. Maybe. God, look at John Travolta in Swordfish. Look at that hair. Look at that narrow flavour saver. Yeah, he sported that hair slash wig for a while after that as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a bad movie.

God, remember his matching shirts and ties? Yeah. Oh, my God. Long suit jackets. What a treat. John DeVolter was an elite hacker. John DeVolter was, you know, like, he's had some personal tragedies in his life.

But he's going to make fun of him, right? I am about to, yeah. He's had too many chances, man. Like, people keep rescuing you every decade or so. Uh-huh. But it's never, he's never made a good decision. Oh. You know?

Wow. Like, Pulp Fiction was written for him. Yeah, that's true. You know, and he just squanders it. Was it for him or was like, like, did, um, Tarantino write that and then go, there's a few people I would like to.

No, he did, because he was like, people forget how cool John Travolta is. Yeah, right. And like, and women still love John Travolta and I want to bring him, bring him back, make him cool again.

What would you do that to now? Who's, if people, people have forgotten this cool. Well, that's just the thing, isn't it? We've all forgotten.

Yeah, it's hard, isn't it? Glenn Powell, maybe? People forgotten he's cool? Glenn Powell, yeah, they have forgotten that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Glenn Powell. I'm going to go to Hollywood. I'll change man, but Glenn Powell. think maybe you get some people will hire you because I'll get in a transmorphers or whatever because I'm Glenn Powell because people will they'll be like who should we cut and they you know they get on there they start looking at resumes and CVs and whatever and they get halfway through they get to that and they go this is probably Glenn Powell look at this

guy as well we'll sign on the dotted line for this guy yeah yeah says it was in top grun yeah yeah this guy no you'd be in top G no I wouldn't the Andrew Tate movie Yeah, but I would be against him in it. They'd cut to me and I'd go, I don't like him. I don't like him, he sucks. All right. Do you reckon he we'll get a movie one day, like a social network inspired Andrew Tate movie?

Yeah, maybe, yeah. It's too soon now. But they're making all sorts of slop now. They're making all kinds of, they're making all kinds of, these, especially these product biopics are coming out like at a clip. Yeah. I can't remember what I saw recently, but it was the Jerry Seinfeld one. No, but it was just kind of.

Whoa. It was... Has this room getting bigger? Yeah. It was for a product or a service or something that's barely gone out of business. Like within the year and they've got some top rated stars to just... It's not Bumble, is it? Because there's a Bumble one or whatever.

It might be Bumble. Bumble out of business? No, it's still going, I think. Maybe I was confused. God, look at all these eggs, man. Any of these people could be a reference to a... Yeah. Now they would be.

They'd all be somebody. They'd all be Easter eggs. I wonder if there are any of we can recognize. Oh, I recognize Rogue. Yeah, I recognize. I reckon, recognize, rogue. I guess are only the mutants in color? That's a good transition.

Yeah, I'll take that. I accept. Yeah, yeah. And a Pacquan walks with a cane now, I think. I'm not sure. She might have an autoimmune disease or something. Yeah. Thanks for bringing that up. Just, you know.

Just making conversation. Just making the saddest conversation possible. Probably she was inspired by Hugh Jackman to be a song and dance man. Probably, yeah. I think it's good more representation in Hollywood like that Mason. I think it's cool. Yeah, actually. God, he's so young, but not that young.

He's so young. God, he's so young. Now he's single. You know, he's out there. Oh, he's out of the town. That's right, yeah. Yeah. Claire's mum.

Yeah, you reckon? Yeah, maybe. Hey, Claire's mom, I heard you were a little disappointed that I couldn't make it that time. Well, I'm back. I've got the evening's all yours, baby. I'm after a wife who's even older than my last wife. That's right.

run, you know? Yeah. Well, he's got a super bike. Yep. Do you think? I do think that, yeah. I do think that. You might wrong.

Was that Noss? I don't. Was that X-Men Power? Oh, you think it's got Cyclops's optic blasts in there? Maybe Cyclops would have put some of his cyclops juice in it. Exactly. Yeah, maybe. Now, does he borrow his optic juice from another dimension or does his brain make it?

What does it end? From another dimension. I hate that. His brain opens a portal to another dimension of pure concussive. energy or something. Does it ever run out? I don't think so. You used all the concussive energy. You killed this whole species. That's right.

The whole universe collapsed in itself because you wanted to shoot Magneto. Yeah, the portal opens up and they're like, we're the last living people in this universe. I mean, you didn't even think, we eat that. We eat the concussive energy. It goes into her mouths. And it's our air. Yeah. It's everything. I mean, you're just blasting it out

willy-nilly. Yeah. You know? You could have hit Magneto with a rake. A wooden rake. Could have used a regular gun. You got tons of those. Yeah, man. You know? We actually have some.

You could have borrowed ours. Could have borrowed them. You could have borrowed them. This is a good saying. This is the origin of X-Men's like superheroes going incognito with sunglasses and baseball caps. Yeah, that's right. God, you can do it down to the retina. It's pretty impressive.

I can't even do that. No. I can't even do that, Mason. Yeah, you can barely do it down to the retina. How is this looking? Not bad. Not bad Not bad

I feel like Why are you given Why are you given Iceman Access to the Subrebro equipment? Yeah she changed her eye into Professor X. Oh okay right Yeah Carry on then

What do you reckon she's put it in this? Optic Blasts Yeah probably optic juice Yeah Yeah Yeah Runs on Some kind of juice

Yeah Yeah yeah Professor X juice Oh wow Yeah X juice he calls it Ex juice He's like He's like

What if all the doors had my... Big X's on them. What if the doors had my last initial on there? What if you wore a belt and it's got my name on it? That'd be actually

logistically quite difficult. We'd have to design the doors and crash, okay, but what if you could? What if you could and it was very cool. I think you're forgetting who pays for this. I think you're forgetting that X is the coolest letter.

It is. It's true. Can't deny it. I can't deny it. I like the misdirect that they think Wolverine thinks it's him but it's actually her, which makes sense

because why would you need Wolverine for anything? Because he wouldn't do it. Right, yeah. I guess you could marionette him. But you can do that with like a coat rack, like a metal coat rack. That's so true. You get the metal coat rack to assassinate the president. That's right.

Put it in a suit, have it walk into the White House. Or not even a suit. Just have a coat rack. Because you'd, I think people would be stunned. I don't think you need... What is this? I don't think you need optic blasts or mutagenic energy or whatever. You just have a coat rack and people...

And the secret service there and they'll be like, I can't shoot this. Yeah. Because it's really narrow. Yeah. I'm not a good enough shot. And the bullets would go. around it.

There's no motor on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you even disabling? Yeah. Yeah. They did kill the president. Mm-hmm. And you'd be a hero.

I would be. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Because you thought of it. He called him geeks. Wow. That's fun. Mm-hmm.

You're a nerd. You're a little awful nerd Wolverine. We know that. Mm-hmm. That was after this. You got a ruffled collar probably. Yeah. That was after this, wasn't it?

That origin comic where he was a fancy little lad. It would have been after this, yes. I would have been after this. I feel like that was like a round. the origin movie or maybe like 2005. Craby, I was going to say. Praby. I'm going to find out for you.

James, I'm going to... Would you assume that dude's a mutant if he's wearing a thing strapped to his face? Because that one was a terrible fringe. We can't know that high. What are you bloody... Bloody Courtney Cox's character from Scream 3? Yes.

That exact his car. Wolverine Origin 1, Paul Jenkins, 2006. There you go. Ages after. There you bloody. Wait, Wolverine Origin, 2001. Oh. Yeah.

Well, there you go. Even more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. worn before. Maybe. I don't know.

Really like, Storm can do a lot more than she does in these movies. Oh, absolutely, yes. Yeah. Oh, my God. These guys, they don't get along for some reason. Well, one's a toad and one's a wolf. Ah, natural enemies. Yeah.

Yeah, true. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, is what I say. You know what I'm enjoying about this? We're nearly at the crux of it. Yeah, it's happening, isn't it? Yeah. Well, it's about an hour of total.

Oh, maybe the perfect length of a movie. It might just be, Mason. Maybe the perfect movie. I don't think it is. Directed by a sex criminal. Maybe it is that, yes. I know it is like Quayton, whatever. And it is a small story, I guess,

compared to some of the other comic book stuff. But I think it doesn't have to be, everything's happening and we're all going to. That's what I've been telling. That's what I've been telling everybody. You've never said that. I've said that all the time. And that's what I said after the,

after Avengers End game, I said they should go back to small stuff. They should do superheroes stopping bank robbers or whatever. Okay. And they did that part, you know, Spider-Man Homecoming had a little bit of that. Sure. But I think they should have...

They did Spider-Man went to Europe, that was after... That's true. I think they should have done... Yeah, that was... But that was also, like, and there's a monster and it's going to destroy Europe or whatever. Oh, yeah. But it wasn't.

No, it wasn't. That's true. I think they should have done some real small-time stuff. Yeah, man's stuff should have been small. Yeah, well, was that about Kang's coming. Exactly. Who might not be coming now. And then you do a slow build,

and then people are ready for a big action thing. But then they're just like, Kang, and there's a multiverse, Like the movie going audience, that didn't look great. The movie going audience, the millions of people who keep this situation going, they were like... You know, you run him, you grab his face, that's what you do. You don't run from him.

Oh, yeah, right, right, right. You just like suck the life out of him. Sure. You'd dump his corpse. Yeah. And then, but then, yeah, people were like, oh, we did 10 years of this. Yeah, exactly. They probably could have paused for even longer, really, realistically.

Get your ducks in a row, but I'm sure that's not what Disney wanted. And the shareholders wouldn't want that. They were like, excuse me, just make more billion-dollar movies, please. Do you reckon they take the engines out of the car on that, or they just lift them heavy? Oh, I think they make them heavy. This is like Terminator 2. As a challenge to Ian McKellen. Oh, yeah, is he doing it?

Is he? Yep. Pretty good. Not with magnetic powers. They put him on the pulley. Yeah, he's doing the thing, is he's hoisting things up and down. Yeah. Ha ha.

Pretty good. You dummies. Yeah. You stupid dummies. Aren't you aware that you're facing off against Mr. Magnets? They don't know. No, they don't. I mean, now they do.

Remember in the X-Men 3, they're like, he's like, oh, these guys and their guns. But they've actually got plastic guns. Yeah. You can't tell that. Can't tell. It's a great. I mean, this is also, again, you know,

this is also an element of this. You know, everybody's power set where you're like, you're never going to do this again? You never, also why you're, like maybe just choke him unconscious. Yeah. Don't have a negotiation with him. No, just choke him unconscious and then we'll figure out everything else later. Yeah.

I mean, I guess he could shoot them. Oh, yeah, maybe. Like before he went out. Oh, yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Would he though? Mine.

But then the same thing, like if, whether you're going to choke him or kill him. Mm. Same thing's going to happen, right? Just got the word that my mum's tie did get changed. Just before we started this commentary, she rang me. And was like, can you change a tire? I know this, but the listeners don't know this. I'm like, yeah, I can.

But listen, Clay's in Europe. I have a two-hour window to record an X-Men movie commentary. Yeah. You know, his time is very valuable, you said. Before I have to pick up my son from school. And she said, didn't she say she had a book club in 10 minutes? Yeah. And I also like, I can't get there and change that in 10 minutes.

It's like it would take me longer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know this disappoints you as a, you know. Yeah. This is, I understand this is my opportunity to prove my manhood by changing attire for you. Oh, I'm not fussed by that at all. I've given up on proving anything to anybody, which is why I'm so cool. I think that's proven by my can-do attitude or cannot do attitude.

Precisely, that's right. The fact that I won't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The fact that you promise nothing and don't deliver. Yeah. that proves your manhood more than anything. The thing about like this job is compared to like previous jobs, including teaching, if someone calls me during the day for something, I'm always like, no, I can technically do it

because I can just leave. I can do anything. Like, really? Yeah. But then I'm like, no, this is my job. Like I have to also do it. Like, it's not, like, it's a silly thing, but this, I have to, I also have to do this. You know?

That's not a complaint. It's just like, mom, I can't change it. Mom, I can't. I should have shot that guy. I can't drag your car out of the ditch because I have to think of funny hashtags to say over an X-Men movie. That's what you say to your bum. Yeah, that's right.

Look, I've already thought of hashtag fresh, juicy farts. That was you. And another one that I've forgotten. But I need more. Yeah. You know? That's right. So, well, that's fun, isn't it?

Yeah. Yeah, anyway. Good suits on Patrick Stewart. Do you think it's a good fit? It's a good fit. Do you think he bothers getting the legs tailored properly or is like, He just has... To the back of them?

Right. Does he bother? You think they're just sort of pulling at the bottom? Yeah, I reckon they're... No, I think they're probably tailored at the bottom. I wish he was in that big, dumb chair he can't get out of. Yeah, the floaty one. Yeah.

I mean, he is in Dr. Strange 2 or whatever. Yeah. See, I like that one. That's not the end of the world, or is it? No, she just wants her kids back. It's the end of some people's worlds. Sure, absolutely. But not our world.

Yeah. Because we're the viewers. I do like in that movie out when she takes the wonder from the other dimension over, and she just treats the body like a... like a rental just like just crashing it into things yeah yeah yeah yeah just scraping it coming up on curbs

yeah I don't touch him he's all he's all goofy right smells like the ocean but not in a good way yeah Senator Kelly I regret to inform you

you've become a big globy gloomy man you've become a big gloomy gloopy man you've got globby gloomyitis hashtag gloomy gloomy idus

Anyway, so Russell Crowe recommended Hugh Jack of it. He tested and he tested really well, but they wanted someone more established. Okay. He's done many movie roles. I think he was doing Oklahoma. One of his screen tests, he's got the perm. He's got like the Oklahoma. Oh, right.

Okay. And so they went with Do Gray Scott, who was filming Mission Impossible 2. And that clashed with this. Yeah. And also, Do Gray Scott got injured. Right. So he ended up not being able to. to, you had to pull out.

They kept kind of, there was this back and forth, and he kind of wanted to hide that he was injured. Right. And so, yeah, so they went back to Hugh Jackman. Backman to Hugh Jackman? I wonder whether this, how much of this, like, Wolverine... Oh, we're going to see if his pants are, uh, pull up. I mean, this is in the mind.

It is in the mind. Even if his pants did pull at the bottom, he'd imagine them at the perfect length, wouldn't they? Yeah. Do I wonder if, like, without Hugh Jackman, does that become, like, the central character? Would we be getting Dugray Scott and Ryan Reynolds doing? Oh, yeah.

Because I don't feel like it would. Right. Yeah, I don't know. What has Dugray Scott done since? I know he was on Desperate Housewives for a little bit. Oh, Desperate DuGray. He's always worked. Where's that?

Where is it? I can't find it. I can only find the screen test where he's got normal hair. Right. I think the screen test where he's got a perm, you've imagined. No, it's real. I have seen it. Wow.

I've also heard him talk about it. The machine emits radiation that triggers attention to human bodies and they get globiclobibitis. It was. It was this hair. Oh yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's grown up in a cornfield.

They're like a real goober. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I can't find it. Globby goobitis. You've got globic lumbitis. It turned into a fisherman. That's right.

Which is not a good X-Men power, actually. Yeah. Put you in the suit, you just have a weird smell. We can't reuse it. Even if we wash it, we'll dry, clean it or leave it out in the sun. So here's the thing about this. So Magneto, does Magneto know that it gives you gloomy glubianitis? And eventually you'll go all globy and glibus.

It just triggers that a mutation. Right. So whatever kind of thing I think is kind of in you. But it also, but it actually does that and then it kills you. But that's what I'm saying. No, he doesn't know it kills. Okay, right. Because I feel like if they told him that.

Yeah. Let's see how this water looks. He wouldn't do it anymore because he'd be like, well, I could just use a bomb. I think they do they tell him? I think he doesn't believe them when they tell him. Well, they should send him. This guy looks like he's about to turn into a bunch of water, don't you reckon?

Yeah, I think so too. Look, see? Yeah. Do you see what I'm saying? I'd be like, ooh, have you pissed yourself? You're pissing from your back and shoulders? God. Have you gotten pissed from your back powers?

Do you reckon he did like, they're like, when you come into this role, you've got to be extra globby. So you need to like just put on a few cages. Yeah, maybe. Sitting away where like you kind of tuck your chin in. That's right. Into your neck, you know. Yeah.

Burst. Burst into water. Do it. Do it on camera. I demand it. I want to see it, Mason. Why won't he do it? Right?

Yeah. Cowardless. Yeah. Here you go. That's not bad. That's not terrible. If I had one regretted life, it's that I had gloomy gloomyitis.

That looks pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's a kind of T1,000. I think that kind of morphs into real water at some point as well. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, leather pants. There you go.

Yeah, bold choice. What an era. What an era. God. You know, like, rock stars wear, like, leather pants? Uh-huh, sure. That feels very, like, conforming to, like, rock star, like, norms. Oh, aesthetics, sure.

Yeah, right, right. Like, Kirkabane wasn't like that. He wouldn't wear a leather pants. But I also feel like, probably if you're, like, a Lenny Kravitz-type person. Yeah. I would, you can't go out shopping because, You get mobbed by people. So you just rely on what companies send you.

And they're probably like, oh, Lenny Kravitz, he's a rock and roll guy, send him the leather pants. But if you put Lenny Kravitz in like, say, my clothes, which they should do. Yeah, yeah. I think he could just... Chino's in a bowtie. Yeah, I think he could just walk around. Oh, people wouldn't notice him. Yeah.

Just wear the little specks. Because I don't, we generally don't meet a lot of celebrities and I often wonder, like... Maybe we're passing them all day. No, I think it's the other thing. I reckon... You got poisoned. You got Professor X. You idiot.

The perfect example. The prime professor exing. Oh, they're pulling at the bottom, those pants. Yeah. Maybe he's just tucked up. What if he fell off the edge? That would be fun. Yeah.

And there was a big clunk. Yeah. And he died. That would be funny. That would be funny. He's going to shape up the back of his neck there. What is that haircut? I don't know what he's going on.

Anyway, go on. I was going to say, maybe when you meet there's, I suspect there are certain celebrities when you meet them, they have a charisma. Like they have that or. Yeah. And so even if they're dressed in what you dress as, you know,

your whole deal with a bow tie and so forth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd model myself off early tuckered. Your T-shirt tucked in your underpants and so forth. I reckon even then you'd be like, look at that hairy chest. My goodness. Good, I like it.

What a thatch. Yeah. That's someone who trims his chest here. I respect it. Well, all right, great. Not all the way down. You keep a bitter length on it. You don't want to go.

You don't want to go too far down. It becomes itchy, I'd imagine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so you think it'd still have, if he was wearing, like, the ugly clothes that I would wear. Yeah, absolutely. It would still be. Just the sackcloth and ashes that you wear, yeah. Okay, I don't believe you, but go on.

Yeah. But you'd wear, he would wear a Henley, but like maybe a more rock and roll. He'd wear a leather henley. He'd wear a leather rhinestone Henley. Bicep curls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He came up, pushing a trolley. Well, he's a workout in leather pants, guy.

Well, he's now, he says he's an abstinent. Oh, abstinent. Yeah. He's abstinent. He's probably so bored of sex, though. Right, exactly. That's probably what it is. Yeah.

But yeah, I think I saw a TikTok recently of him working out at his gym and out of the pants. Yeah. That's really a level up from jeans. Isn't it though? Yeah. There is that thing that like a lot of people say that there are certain celebrities, and it's all rumors that just smell awful. Yeah.

They don't shower or bat. The entourage guy? I always heard that he smelled bad. Yeah, he does seem like he smelled bad. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want me to Google celebrities who maybe smell bad? Yeah.

Celebrate. Like Jake Gyllenhaal could smell bad. Yeah, I reckon. Maybe it looks pretty clean. I think that's just because of his grubby persona that he's adopted from movies. If you go celebrities who smell bad, celebrities who smell like fish. Celebrities who smell good.

I don't want to know who sounds like good. Celebrities who smell really good. Celebrities who smell in Nigeria feels racist. That mean people, celebrities who go to Nigeria to smell and go? I don't know. Celebrities who smell like fish, Reddit. So a lot of these, I think, people like, you can't trust Reddit. No, you can't trust anything other than Reddit, I feel like.

Okay, all right. Then there's female celebrities who smell bad, male celebrities who smell bad, male celebrities who smell like fish, male celebrities who smell good, celebrities who can't smell. Oh, wow, that's a whole other thing, yeah. And then Hollywood celebrities smell good. I'm just going to go with smell bad. I'm going to see. So we got here. Yeah.

There was a thing about Robert Pattinson used to apparently intentionally. smell terrible to keep twilight people away. I don't know whether that's true. Okay, well, look, Business Insider has an article here. What famous people supposedly smell like? Here we go. Actually, no, I'm going to go with, I mean, that's just interesting because it's like Business Insider.

All right, this is what you've stooped to Business Insider. Could be legit, though. Could be legit. We'll go back to a minute. Pop Crush, it seems more relatable. 16 celebrities who supposedly smell bad. All right, here we go, Pop Crush. Okay, thank you, Pop Crush.

Sean Penn. He would. Donald Trump. Yeah, I've heard that. I mean, with his diet, he would. Yeah, yeah. Brad Pitt reportedly prefers baby wipes to showers. Okay, great stuff.

Robert Pattinson apparently smells like a crayon. What? An anonymous crew member who worked with the actor on the set of the movie, The Twilight Sugg and New Moon once alleged, Patinson stinks. The crew member claimed the actor smelled awful and he never showed.

In a 2020 interview with a lure, Patinson claimed most people have said he smells like a crayon. That's not that terrible. I don't even... Yeah, okay. A crayola. That's very specific. Yeah.

Johnny Depp. Yeah, I can say that. It's also like, some people do have like it's a biological thing. Okay. But some people just look like they wear too many bandanas. Yeah, right. Shai LeBuff. Yeah, I can say that.

Ben Affleck. Well, he's a smoker, so I guess maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It says he had Ben Affleck was once gifted a box of breath, man. Well, Sandra Bullock gave him a box of breath mints. Bruton the movie something? On the movie Forces of Nature.

Oh, that's right. Okay. That'd be a smoking thing, though. Yeah, I'd imagine so. And that sounds like a prank. Sandra Bullock, I think, is probably from the George Clooney's school. Oh, I mean, they're both oceans, right? They're both oceans, aren't they?

Yeah. They're both a couple of oceans. Look at this weird magnet table they've got. Is this Magneto showing them what's happening? No. This is the... Okay, that hairs's too much. Um, Keshire admits she smells weird like shrimp.

Yeah, that just sounds like a cry for attention. Yeah, maybe. Look at the yellow spandex wait for it. He's going to roast that cartoon and comics. That's right. Finally somebody got them. Yeah. I wish I wasn't wearing this silly outfit.

Stupid idiot suit that an idiot would wear. That's right. Damn, it is. And then they reversed it in X-Men 97. I know things. Would you prefer looking like Hugh Jackman? I think he said in the thing. Yeah, he did say that.

Anyway, some other people. Yeah. Matthew McConnell hasn't worn deodorant in decades, apparently. Yeah, I believe that. Some people think it poisons you with something. Okay. Orlando Bloom supposedly goes days without washing his clothes. Just wear different clothes.

Yeah, put different clothes on a Lando Blondein. Then wash them at the end of the week. Yeah. Idiot. Stupid idiot. You stupid idiot. He is a stupid idiot, actually. James, I can't even access the business inside.

article because it's like, I'm going to pay $49 for a year. Yeah, so I can read business insider articles about stinky celebrities. Yeah, man. Wow. I,

this is how they get you. This is the GPA button there. Oh, they're ready to go now. Yeah, God, if I'd slipped, do it. If I'd slip, do it. I knew a guy where,

like, he smelled so bad. He used to only wash his clothes in water. Okay. This is when I was in Africa, so he was a guy, he was an Aussie guy. But he used to, because I used to handwash all the stuff.

So you'd have like a big tub and you'd use like a stick. And it was a, and you got to, it's a whole process of like rinsing and washing. It's a nightmare. But I did that for six months. It was great. But he would only wash his clothes in water. He never changed his bed sheets. You could smell if he had been in your house.

Yeah. You're like, oh, this guy he's been here. Yeah, you can encounter. Some people do smell so bad that it lingers. Yeah. And he was a very nice guy. Wow. Yeah.

Nice when he gets out of the house. Yeah, Nick Mason. Oh, come on, mate. You forgot, didn't you? He lived with me in Africa. That's right, and I smelled. Wow, anyway, it's good to know that celebrities are just like us. They stink.

I'm conscious of that. I really, and I hope I don't smell, but I try to wear like clean clothes and shower sometimes twice a day if I'm hitting the gym later, you know? Hashtag clean clothes and shower. Little shout out to clean clothes and shower. You got to do it. You got to do it. I'll take a bath. Yeah, I'll take a bath.

That's right. You take a whores bath. I don't. I'll take a regular bath. Okay, great. And then I'll have a quick rinse off in the shower afterwards. Whoa. People have that thing about bar they reckon it's just bathing in filth, etc.

Yeah, I get you. I mean, yeah, technically if you get in it, if you're just covered in muck and mud. Yeah. And a pack would get out of there. You're going to be used as a big magnet mutation device. She doesn't even know. Here we go. Things are kicking off.

This is funny. I think she's... Which it's going to be funny. Did he not know this would happen? Did he not been through... Just go around it. Yeah. Just go around it, Wolverine.

Yeah Classic stuff That's a kind of classic Watch get ready for the joke Nice He loves it Yeah they're getting They fucking loves it

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah They're getting along That is good That's it's mistake though isn't it Yep Yeah nice You'd think that was the real statue of liberty But it's not

For one it's too small And two it's mistake How do you think they did that Do you think they put somebody in a statue of liberty No it's just statue of liberty And then it's a statue And then they did the eyes Interesting

Yeah Interesting You just meal. But anyway, I was going to say, it's just a, how did she not smell? You can't tell her, but you can't tell where she is.

Okay. Do you think she's that giant head? She could be. Yeah. I don't know. She's a bit of a size change, but I don't know whether she could do that specifically. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, look out. Whoa. Two Jackmans. Two Jackman. I'm seeing double four Hugh Jackman's voice. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Good stuff. Wait. That's good. Hugh Jackman's fighting Hugh Jackman. Who's the real Hugh Jackman? They're both a real Hugh Jackman.

I mean, they're both Hugh Jackman. You wouldn't, like, if you were mystique, I don't think you would use the claws. No, because you'd cut them off. Like he did. That's part of you. Precisely what he did. But I don't, you couldn't make them sharp, or could you?

I think to a degree. Okay. But not as smart. You can tell this guy's a horrible villain because he's got a Bluetooth DAPC in. That is horrible. Yeah. in an era where that wasn't cool.

That's right. I remember a bit where I said he was doing this and I said to you, can he dance? And then he did, he did this. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that.

If only we could laugh these days at anything. It's a shame, isn't it? We laughed so easily and freely. That's exactly. But now every life is a curse. That's right. And we cry. We laugh and we cry.

Yep. By the way, that's really gross to spit that on someone. Yeah. Be in your mouth. Yuck. Or some down your throat. Yucky. Yeah.

I was going to say the You love the Toad Line, don't you? What happens to a Toad When I get struck by lightning? Yeah, I love that. Hold that thought. First of all, I was going to say that thing where he goes to the metal detector and then it goes off and then he smashes it with his claws.

That's a classic, early era. Darth Mall. Like superhero. Yes, it is. Joke. People would be like, are we doing that now? Yeah.

So I don't remember, I don't remember where I was reading is. It's all boogers. But apparently this is, true, you might remember this, but apparently the reason she says why did, there it is, there's that, there's that bit, good shot, the bit where she says what happens to Toad when it gets struck by lightning the same thing that happens to everything else, is because Toad had like a running, a series of lines in the movie that got cut out.

Are you familiar with this? But he would, vaguely. I remember reading this, but I don't know if it's true, but he had lines, you know, he would say something like what happens when you smash a toe he bounces back or whatever and he would do that throughout the movie so it's it's a reference to the thing he said oh okay but because it just comes out of nowhere in the in the final cut love that it makes it look like she storm doesn't know it's just saying a nonsense thing yeah because he doesn't say anything in this he doesn't really say anything no he's got a couple of lines but i guess they chopped it out to yeah what i don't like about this

version of storm, I guess in this movie and I guess some of the others, I don't remember which one, is that she kind of seems like she needs to ramp up her powers. She can't just be like, blam, like, or just fly. It's like this whole process of like gathering the wind and whatever, you know, like this. Like she can't just zip about. Oh, there you go, he's got a line. Do you people ever die? But he said earlier said, he said, could mith around.

Oh, yeah, okay. Good mith around. Keep me, yeah, okay. Quit me around. I'm death, mo. I'm DeathMingle. I'm Darth Mall. Oh,

Comic Book, Chris Austin says an article about it. Here we go. I've got an article about it. Brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim. Boe, boe, boe, boe, be. I think Toad's back in the new movie as well. He is, yeah. And so Azel is back, some others.

That doesn't look great. Okay. Okay. The fault apparently lies with writer Joss Whedon. Typical. I forgot he wrote on this. Not the only thing. He was involved in early scripts of the film.

Rumors held that Toad himself asked several rhetorical questions early in the script as a way of taunting his opponents. Whether they existed or not, they were dropped with the bulk of Weiden script, leaving the line hanging awkwardly with no support. In the interview, We didn't cast blame on Hallie Berry. He claims it was intended to be delivered casually with nonchalance and that Barry played it like she was Desdemona. I don't think you could It's not the It's not the delivery so much It's just a strange thing

Yeah Uh huh Yeah But yeah I'm going with that theory That there was a version of the script We had he taunted people And she's like Well cop this idiot

I'll get you So just we didn't blame to a woman for something Oh Oh Classic Oh Oh Oh

That was mistake But not a mistake Well it was a mistake Mistakes mistake To do that wasn't it Yeah I agree Yeah. Wow.

She's going to have to go home to her husband of the time, John Stamos. That's true. And now, Jerry O'Connell. Sean O'Connorie. Correct, yes. Well, she's on Star Trek. Now she's on Star Trek Strange and he's a voice on Star Trek Lower Decks. There's a reference during the crossover.

Yeah. When the characters from Lower Deck go back to their ship, Jerry O'Connell's character sees a, a poster of her. Yeah. Because she's from the past and she's an inspiration. And he goes,

he goes, yeah, and he's like, ooh, hotest woman at Starfleet. Nice. Nice. Yeah,

it is nice. Nice. Yeah, nice. It's a nice thing to say. It's a nice thing to say. It's a nice thing to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's one of the nicest things you could say about your wife. About Rebecca Moraine. That's correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah. Absolutely. Uh-oh. Yeah. Magnets. Yeah. The magnet man is here, everyone.

That's right. That would be a catchphrase if you were magneto. The magnet matters here. No, not like that. Deliver it as you just as you delivered. Hey, the magnet man's here. What? Sorry, what?

I said the magnet man's here. Oh, okay, right, because you've got magnetic powers, yeah. Yeah, I do. Yeah. You're doing a big evil plan where you're trying to mutate the city? Yeah, I'm going to do that. Yeah, I'm going to do that. Yeah, I'm going to do that.

I'm going to do that. I'm going to do it now. Yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm going to be distracted because I'm doing a big plan to mutate everybody and kill them. and turn him in a gloomy gloomy. Tau doesn't show it up. I don't know. I don't know where he is.

Do you know anything about that? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I smelled roast Toad earlier. I'm just wondering, did he bring his lunch again? He eats it up in the office microwave. It's gross. What he eats? Yaku.

Oh, no. Sorry, so if I'm distracted, yes, the Magnet Man is here and yes, I'm doing an evil planet. And yes, I do have a Bluetooth ear piece. Yeah, that's right. But it's important. This is for work. Yeah.

You know? Yeah, I'm not just, I am not doing something else. To be clear, I am focused. on you, but I'm just leaving it, because I've got gloves on. I'm not listening to the radio. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. I am just letting you know that when, I mean, look, I am talking on my earpiece now,

but when I'm talking to you, I'm fully focused on you. I just want to be clear. I'll make it really clear. Yeah. Also, can I have a flat white with two sugar? Yes, I'll pay with card. Sorry, what? He's in line.

He's in line at the coffee shop, and he's on his phone. It's very rude. It is rude, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Where he's telling him. This is what's going on. Do you think they filmed at the real Statue of Liberty?

Yes. All right, they did then. Yeah, I think they did. God. This is it. This is it. And that's it in the background there. You can see it.

Look at all these dignitaries from different countries. Like dignitaries. No, but do you think this is real, though? Although it's CGI it is. Oh. I mean, they could have filmed it on one of the young islands. I think it's a combination of real and CGI. For example, the actors, they're real.

Some of the time. Some of the time they are, yeah. Hugh Jackman does a, flip around the Statue of Liberty. Oh, yeah. Do you think we're going to see the fallen Statue of Liberty and Deadpool and Wolverine, but it's missing that one thing that he cuts off one of the parts of the crown?

They're very, they're paying attention to details and they want to show us all the Easter eggs. Yeah, man. You know, when it goes to streaming, people are going to be like, look at his Easter egg. Well, he's on streaming and born out of the Easter eggs. This is a statue of liberty. Statue of Liberty, man. Hashtag Statue of Liberty.

Okay, the mugger man's out. I've got to go fly. Do you think that's real? Sorry, what? He said something. then he just left. And his coffee's ready as well as he coming back to this. I'll put on the counter.

Yeah. And I'll just leave it. But I'm in, he's going to come back and he's going to complain that it's cold. Yeah. He's one of those guys. He's like, I know he said he ordered an extra hot. Yeah. But, and he's just going to, it's going to come back cold.

He'll be like, excuse me, I ordered extra hot. And I'm going to be like, well. You flew up to the top of the Statue of Liberty. To do an evil plan with a mutant machine or whatever. We made it. It's there. I can make it again. I can make it again.

But I mean, you understand the situation here, obviously. Oh. Don't you think? I do think that actually. Yeah. She's in trouble. Don't you think? Yeah.

This is the bad news. You shouldn't do this. Shouldn't do it. There's going to be a big punch up on top of the Statue of Liberty. Wasn't there a big punch up on the top of the Statue of Liberty in one of the Spider-Man movies? Almost certainly. Yeah, remember? They fight all the Green Goblins or whatever.

Come on Sabretooth. You were not expecting that. You were not expecting claws from Wolverine? You've seen you do it. Yeah. Your best mate and brother. Yeah. Well, you'll be bloody, yeah.

I don't think I saw the cinemas because I was like, this won't be good. All right. Interesting. How wrong you were. Yeah, it's all right. Yeah. It's all right. Do you think this is real?

Didn't it? I went to the top of the Statue of Liberty. Yeah, I think they got a special permit. Yeah? I think Rudy Giuliani let him film on the top of the... God, he's the best, isn't he? Yeah, yeah, he's one of the best, I reckon. Real hero.

God, Gandalf, what are you doing? It's very out of character for the character. for the character of Gandalf. That's right. Watch the bit where he flies and then he goes around to the CGI body watch. Oh, he got his dog tags back. Ah.

That's good. I don't know. I feel like you could kill Sabretooth pretty easily. Throw him off the statue. Yeah, just like behead him. I mean, he's done it before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This bit.

Oh, yeah. Whoa. Looks. Mama. Bad. Bit of a cowboy switch there. Oh, yeah. Damn.

Jackman. Oh, that'd do it. I reckon several adamantium claws through the heart would probably kill you. You'd go in and up, right? I reckon you'd go in and you'd turn. Oh, okay, swizzle. Yeah, yeah. Give them the swizzle.

Yeah. That's right. Ooh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. It's pretty cool. There's a lot going on here. Yeah. Yeah. See, modern Wolverine could just fall off the top of the Statue of Liberty, land and be fine. Yep.

Yeah. Because he doesn't even like, because he's got the skeleton, his bones and don't even break out of his body, really, do they when he gets... Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah. I can't believe he didn't break Cyclops's visor.

He just held it and went, oh yeah. You're right? Maybe these are headphones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I think we're just in the tail end of that era

where someone might have a sports walkman. Someone might have a yellow sports walkman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, ho ho. Oh, ho ho. You do that? Yeah. I reckon you could just open his eyes at any point, probably.

No, because he'd killed Jean Grey. Yeah, that's what I mean. Oh, you mean you'd say it should be a lot of problem. Problems, you know, in X-Men 3 and so forth. Yeah, that's true. You know? Yeah. I mean, they may or may not make it through X-Men 2.

Maybe they would. Maybe, yeah, you're right. Yeah. X-Men 2, good movie maybe, I don't know. I haven't seen it a while, probably longer than this even. They say is one of the best. That's what they say. That's what they goddamn say.

What doesn't Stormfly up there? Because you can fly. Yeah, it's a great point. Shoot it with lightning. Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

Seems like the right thing to do. Why don't they get Spider-Man? When they get Spider-Man? Why don't they get Spider-Man? There's a funny deleted scene. Oh, yeah. Where a guy in a Spider-Man suit runs in. And they're like, oh, sorry.

Probably a good reason. When do you say deleted scene? It's a delete. What you're saying is they filmed it for this movie officially and then they cut out. The way that I read it initially was like, they got the Tobin-McGuire suit because it was filming at the same time. whatever, but they absolutely didn't. It's just a guy in like a Halloween costume.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Wolverine, you're doing it. You're saving the day, and I love that. That was the slow ball special. He's got the fast ball special. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's an awkwardly...

Yeah, they call it the underarm bowl. It's not technically illegal, but it's for form. Yeah. You know? Why would you send Wolverine to do this when Magnet is right there? Yeah, Magnet would stop him and he's proving to. He's doing it right now. Use your other arm.

Yeah. Use your other arm. Yeah. Use your other arm. Why don't you shoot Magneto? I think he could shoot Magneto because like... With a gun, a regular gun. Well, like, it's just, he shoots where he looks, right?

Yeah, yeah. So you can't really miss. He'd look right at Magneto. I didn't shoot him. I reckon I would give him some like, I'd give him words of wisdom. I'd go, Cyclops, look at Magneto. Look at him. You use your vision.

Yep. Oh, look at all those. Use your Apple vision. Look at all those Easter eggs and references. Oh, that's probably probably, probably. It's probably somebody. Probably a guy from Wakanda is there or something. Oh, that's probably a guy from Wakanda.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guy from, um... You can't shoot him. He's like... Do it. Yeah, David. He's helping. Yeah, shoot him in the back.

What do you think? Yeah, to shoot him. It's right there. Yeah, he's right. He had to shot the whole time. The whole time. That wasn't even difficult. That's crazy.

It is crazy. Yeah. I would have shot him immediately. Yeah. I would have thrown a rock at him. Yeah. That would work too. That's right.

What are you. Rock Neto? I don't think you are. If it has metal in it, he might be rocked-noter. Maybe. Maybe. He doesn't, generally speaking, he's not rock-neito. That's correct, yes. I would say.

Yeah. Wow. That's a classic Easter. She's got the signature rogue air now. She does. Is that how she gets it in the comic book? No. I think it is, actually.

Yeah, I think it is. I like our... I think you'll find. There's a lot of trauma relating to changes in your hair in the X-Men universe. What are the other ones? Well, the other one is Professor X losing his hair because of apocalypse energy chair or whatever it is. Wolverine gets the adamantium in his hair. Yeah, that's right.

It's a big deal for him. That's a big deal for him. That's right, yeah. Yeah. When there's evil Wolverine, you know, evil Wolverine in Lowe. Everene. Eviline. Yeah, he's got a shaved head.

That's the evilest haircut you can get. It's so true, isn't it? As a man or a woman. Yeah. It's a haircut of chaos. Completely agree. But also order. Yep.

Oh, yeah. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. You can never have a bad hair day if you don't have any hair. That's right. You can just have a weird shaped head. That, yep.

So you can have a bad head day. Oh no. Oh no, he's going to die. Oh, well. Wolverine's going to die. Yeah. I feel like it would have been completely healed up by this point. Hashtag Wolverine's going to die if you're watching this for the first time and you, like us, believe that Wolverine's going to die.

Because it's true. It's going to happen. Because none of these movies are really connected. Like they sort of are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the rule that you said? You just have to vaguely remember the previous one. Yeah, there's just elements, vague elements from the last one, you know.

When do you think they're going to get rogue to steal Captain Marvel's powers? Five years time? Oh. And then people would be like, yeah, good. I reckon they might not even, I reckon we might not even see it. And then maybe they'll, I mean, you know, if Re Larson still wants to be Captain Marvel and et cetera. I reckon they might just have a scene where they remember each other from an unseen incident. I remember you.

Remember you? and you took my Captain Marvel powers. Yeah, I don't like that. But also, she can't really take her Captain Marvel powers because Captain Marvel's, like, this version of Captain Marvel has laser blasted and what have you. So I think Rogue took Captain Marvel's powers when she only had like flight and super strength. Yeah.

So. Put her in a coma. Yeah. We did a video on it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're awake. Just in time for nothing. It already happened.

There should be. what you do is you do an edit of this movie which cuts back briefly and he's just slightly opening his eyes and he sort of looks around back and forth and then it cuts to some lace or whatever and he's like, Oh, I'm still in a coma.

I'm still in a coma. Oh, I hope nothing bad is happening. This is actually them learning and bonding together. That's right. I'm going to give them all an A-minus for this. I think that's good. Because I would have done a better job. That's right.

But I'm tired. I'm sleepy. Oh. Oh, man, man. Or you abs, you Jackman. Fucking idiot. What an idiot. Can you believe he showed up like this?

Yeah, what ridiculous. Embarrassing. Yeah. Like Hugh Flab man. Yeah, more like Hugh Flap, eating flapjacks too much. Hashtag Hugh Flapjacks. Nice, good. Good solid, good solid hashtag, I think.

What is a flapjack? Is it just a pancake? Is it just a pancake? I think so, yeah. Don't do that. Yeah. Just a pancake thing? Hashtag hashbram.

rounds. They're good, aren't they? They are good. Put them in a burger. Oh, yeah. I don't mind. I don't mind if you do. I'll put them in a breakfast burger.

I probably wouldn't put it in a regular burger. I don't like those burgers that have the lot. It's like you've put down too many things here. Agreed. You know, there's a balance of flavors that you've got wrong here. That's right. Yeah. You know, a few core ingredients that you get right and fresh.

That's right. Then you'll be on your way. You could be on your way, basis. That's right. Get on your way. Anyway, I'll take that on a flat white. And I'm still on my phone, by the way. This came out in 99 or 2000.

It was 99, right? I don't know. Honestly, I would have said 99, but now you've said 2000. I think I said, I think it is 2000. Is it? Yeah. Maybe we didn't meet then, because we met in 99. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, it did come out in 2000. Then we definitely didn't mate. Oh, my God. This whole, this whole country's been a lot. I'd known you for a year. Wow.

Well, what a joke. Well, what a year that's exactly. What an absolute joke. Yeah. It was bloody, this, Dan Say you can tell there's a bloody fantasy sci-fi movie made a make-believe because of a bloody politician,

bloody politician apologized, didn't he? He said he was wrong. He said he was wrong. Said he was wrong. Said he was wrong. Yeah. Anyone ever done that? Apologized?

Yeah, it might be like, yeah, I mean, like, is anyone ever gone and I was actually wrong about gay people or whatever? I mean, I guess technically like Obama did it because he was like, now we're going to have gay marriage and drone strikes. Yeah, that's right. Yes, we can't have it all.

See you later, rogue you. That's right. She's got too much skin exposed. And that's not me trying to police what she wears, Mason. It's just that she sucks the life out of anybody she touches. But doesn't kill them generally. Because she didn't kill Magneto. That's right.

And she didn't kill Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. He has a healing. But she killed that boy who's dead. Canonically he's dead, because he's not a mutant. Yeah. I like that, though. If you don't have, if you have mutant powers, she just takes your mutant powers. If you don't have mutant powers, she just removes your soul.

And it just goes into the ether. Yeah, it just dissipates. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she's not hungry for like half an hour. Yeah. And then she's hungry again. She has to get lunch. God.

I'd imagine. That's a wig, that front boot. I don't know. No, it is. I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. God. Thank you.

Telling you, Mason. Thank you. I've got to say the school that they use in this, like the grounds. Is that the door that... I don't know. The door they open and Cyclops and Deadpool meets Colossus, is that the door? Anyway, these grounds great. It's the perfect ex-man mansion, right?

They've found just like the perfect location for this, and they've used it in multiple X-Men movies. I can't believe he stole Cyclops as a motorbike. I know. I'm fine with it. Seen later, Cyclops is catching the bus. Mm-hmm. Plastic.

I actually have a really cool motorbike, but somebody is. You press a button on it goes actually faster than a regular bike. Yeah. Okay, Mr. I have this much for a ticket. I have this much money. Cyclos. Where can I go for this much money?

I live in a mansion. How much is money? How much is this? How many? How many bus for this money? Hashtag how many bus for this money? You've got this file. Let us know.

With hashtag how many bus. For this money. I like that. He's just got two open hands, with some coins in it. How many? And he's either got, he's either got like a couple of coins in a button

or he's just got like a huge pile of like $100 bills because he doesn't understand. He's so far a part of novel society. How many money for bus? Yeah. Enjoy your plastic prison, Charles. Or the other way. No, he's in a prison.

He doesn't like being a prison. Look at him. Yeah. He fucking has. He's ropeable. Yeah. You shouldn't have flown out the Statue of Liberty and try to... Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. And the war is going to be on that prison island or whatever in a few years. Yeah, that's right. But then there's some finishes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you remember? I'm going to turn a whole bridge over there.

Yeah. It's going to be really impressive. I've been practicing. And then, you know what? If we've got time, we'll do days of future past. That's right. If we've got a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there we go. Charles never forget the Magnum Man is here. Sorry, what? The Magnin. man is it. Oh, is that like a catchphrase you're working on? I'm not working on it.

It's what, yeah, that is my catchphrase. I mean, it's not that threatening and also you're in prison. So, I mean, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-bo. Hashtag boo. Yeah, did you know that? That goes, solid snake. He is solid-snake, and he wrote some of this.

Boo, one of those guys. Indifferent, but boo. I don't know anything about Tom de Santo. Okay. Oh, yeah, so Lauren Shula Donner got the rights to this in like 94. Boo! But just Aviarra. Some of the things Stanley did.

But Stanley's family, boo, probably. Richard Donna, yay. Okay. Because Lauren Shula Donner is Richard Donner's wife, right? Yes. She got the rights to this. Yeah, in the 90s and they'll work and they'll work in their way. John Mayer.

Boo! Kevin Stitt. But, boo. Don't know. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, I don't know.

Well, should we hang around for the post credits? Is there a post credits? No, it's, is somebody wash up on a beach or something? What happens? No, we saw the guy watch up on the beach earlier. What's the post credits? I don't think there is one. Oh, well, then we don't have to stick around.

Let me check. Something happened? What was the first Marvel post credits? Oh, God. It would have been pre-MCA you, right? Yeah, it was. I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell you either.

No, there's only one in the last stand. Okay. And the Wolverine and Days of Future Past. and the Daisy Future Pass the road cut and Deadpool and X-Men Apocalypse and No, and Deadpool 2 And Deadpool 2, the Supercut Interesting. Interesting.

Interesting. Very interesting. First superhero post credits. Let's have a look. X-Men and Last Stand was apparently the first one. The first post-coated scene involving Marvel Comics character occurred prior to the MCU in X-Men. Bruce Davidson, he's here.

Do you remember in X-Men 3 though? Charles is like, I've got into my brother's body or something. Oh, yeah, that's right. He goes, blah. Blot. Blugin. Bo. Blogan.

Blogin. Oh, was everything over? Oh, I was asleep. Oh, it's finished? Oh, everything's finished. Oh. Thank you, Blogan. Hashtake, thank you, Blogan.

All right, you've got the ideas. I want to do Prometheus. You've got any ideas? What do you got? You just want to talk about Prometheus? We'll do it. Yeah, I do. Boo!

Bo! said Brian Singer again. Yeah. All right, thanks, everyone. Bye. Bye. Bye. No bad. It's all right.

No bad.