The Worst Idea Of All Time - 38: Porno Fail Army

Episode Date: September 10, 2021

The boys accidentally watch the seventh and final installment in Emmanuelle Through Time out of order and it does not go well. Tim's hospital bags packed and he's ready to be a dad. Guy is disappointed that this season has made him more grotesque and less sexual - notably the opposite of the films' intent. This particular outing features a lot of ideas and zero production value. Timbly's furious at the audio quality and both lads are confused by the use of sreen screen (not with effects, an actual green screen) as a backdrop with visible lighting stands in the shot. Emmanuelle.TV continues to baffle and amaze, and the age old question of whether the fellaz would have sex with themselves opens up a Looper style pitch to George Lazenby - a man who hates Joseph Gordon Levitt.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello Hello and welcome to the worst idea of all time with me, Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt who has muted his microphone as I watch him scarf the tail end of a bag of chips. You'll also be pleased to hear he's got a cold can of soft drink on his desk to help wash that salty snack down. We have just spent 89 of our respective minutes of our respective lives watching part of the Emmanuel Through Time series, Emmanuel's Forbidden Pleasures. And I'm damn near certain this has got to be the last one the last entry in the emmanuel

through time franchise we've still got five of these owing but the we've watched them not chronologically which truth be told made for a pretty um interesting and confusing visual experience and once again a disappointingly unerotic experience. I was actually thinking, Tim, as I watched this movie, that the entirety of doing this franchise with you, I feel like sex is almost a turn off for me now. I feel like doing all these pornos has made us more, or me at least, more grotesque and less sexual. Yes. And that is

almost exactly the opposite outcome of what, I mean, I didn't really... I'm glad to hear you say that because I thought it was, not that this is bad or anything, but I thought it was something to do with my proximity to... I'm about to have a baby at any moment. Really really this thing's going to

happen um it could very well happen on um 9 11 we're putting this on 9 10 yeah or 10 9 for our non-american listeners and uh if you are non-american can i say kia ora yeah what a burden of responsibility your unborn child would have were they to be born on the 20th anniversary of 9-11. Ain't nothing but a number, man. A great man said that once. Charged with reframing that day, trying to create a more positive and longer-lasting association with it.

What else has happened? No, I'm not pursuing this. This movie was so tiring to watch. I can tell you the first anniversary of 9-11, the second anniversary of 9-11. No, no, no, no, no. Come on, man. Okay.

This movie was just fucking exhausting to watch. We got a little way late. I do want to circle back to you saying, so you've got a baby on the way yeah i know so what i was gonna say before you so rudely drew us back to yeah the most terrific terrorist attack on american soil is that um i think it's it was just felt very weird to be watching a porno at the moment and like i could be, you know, I've got bags packed to go to the hospital at any given time. Yeah, I mean, it's an interesting piece of context, isn't it? I think...

This podcast series, the worst idea of all time, has outlived for both of us, duration-wise. Romantic relationships, it is significantly longer than my marriage. duration wise, romantic relationships. Uh, it is significantly longer than my marriage. Um, there is now a child being ushered in, you know,

during this, under the banner of worst idea, this, this worst idea epoch of time. Yeah. Um, and I think it's, it's actually,

um, I, I, you know, I, I don't know that watching a porno was the specific thing that, that felt odd about it. I think it's probably putting time and energy into anything that we choose to watch would feel weird with the knowledge that you have hospital bags packed.

No, no, no, no. I disagree wholeheartedly. There is something very specific about watching B-grade pornography while preparing to become a father imminently like that that unique combination is fucked well you know new uh new parents watch porn tim this isn't no but i'm not even a new parent yet this isn't also typically true why maybe not immediately but you know porn's not entirely outside of the equation for you i mean and the thing is the way that we've scheduled this season it's not that you know um you can watch porn after your baby is born it's that you will have to watch porn after your baby is born

you must simply must yeah but it's definitely this is not the desired outcome of a season I mean you know the only real desired outcome from a season of worst idea of all time is finishing which is I suppose something it has in common with watching porn do you think though

in a cruel twist of irony something that has not happened through this entire porn specificspecific season of The Worst Idea of All Time. With the other seasons, the end, which we're getting very close to now of this season, felt more triumphant. And this one doesn't feel triumphant. This feels like we've run a marathon. We overestimated horrifically. We've spewed a couple of times on the race.

We've got a tragic time. It's not good. It's not competitive. It's not anything to be proud of. And we are limping across the finish line just to say that we did it. I mean, there's an oral documentation of me begging off to finish running to say that my body's not up for this. And you saying, no, we're close.

We're going to do it. And I do admire that. I mean, are you a completionist? Yeah, I am. If I actually, you know, if it's something that I decide I'm going to knock off, yeah, I think I am. To kind of an annoying degree. It makes me very, like, shitty at certain video games. Yeah, I think I am. To kind of an annoying degree. It makes me very shitty at certain video games.

Like I play them wrong. Why? Because you have to do every side mission and open every box. Max shit out. Yeah. It's not fun. It's just a set of tasks. I need to tick off.

I feel that though. I mean, we've talked pokemon recently on the podcast so we probably shouldn't but i do remember being frustrated in pokemon that i couldn't get all 150 in my pokedex 151 sorry without you know on certain versions of the game that's by the by i understand by the by that is the by i reckon that's not by the buy. That is the buy. I reckon that's cooked, eh? You really should have been able to do it. I wonder if it was like one of the first examples because Pokemon Red and Blue came out in like 92, 3, 4? Later, later.

Was it? Yeah. But what were you going to say? First examples of what? 95, I reckon. 95 for Red to say? First examples of what? 95, I reckon. 95 for red and blue. First examples of what, Tim? Of a video game, like, you can't fully finish it

unless you buy an excess. Like, there's a whole other bit of kit you have to purchase in the real world. Yeah. Well, it's brilliant, isn't it? Because you're launching the same game twice. It came out on September 25th 1998 By the way

Oh shit, it's way later than I thought I apologise Oh no, the 28th of September I apologise as well to all my redheads And my blue boys And your yeller fellas Well, yeller came out later We have watched Emmanuel through time Emmanuel's Forbidden Pleasure.

It is the final. I mean, it is actually we've taken something away from ourselves in that this is the final Emmanuel in the Emmanuel Through Time series and is the final Emmanuel in our study of it. So we have left ourselves a little bit of extra homework after we've kind of done the last question of the assignment.

Yeah, that's on me. Sorry, I got them out of order. No, it's okay. And it's pretty obvious. But in my defense, Guy does nothing to source these movies. Oh, I click on the link. This movie felt like something that our patrons would, you know, some medicine that our patrons would prescribe us

for a Deciders Club watch. Yeah. I got into a double- Can you just familiarize people who may not know what you're talking about, what you're talking about? So Patreon is a platform for people to help pay artists for what they do or podcasters in our case or fuckwits.

And you can throw a little bit of money towards people and you get certain benefits. You can unlock, you know, rewards. And one of the rewards that we give for $5 a month for our patrons is they get to choose a movie for us to watch and review. And they are a merciless bunch. $10 is the deciders. $5 gets the content. Yeahiders five dollars gets the content yeah five dollars

gets the content ten dollars to be one of the um the ruthless uh deciders and we have watched some absolute trite but this felt like the plot lines of one of the more challenging movies from the deciders club climbed into a blimp and sped as quickly as a blimp could travel into an emmanuel movie like this was a mess of science fiction subplot lines uh fantasy erotica fantasy flashback storytelling it was metaphysics an absolute fucking disaster so what this movie was was the final i mean there's no doubt in my mind this is true even though i haven't read anything to support this this must be the final one of the emmanuel through time series um and so all it is it's a flashback episode they recycle heaps of footage some from movies that we have seen from the series but a lot of which we haven't watched

there's like maybe three more to go yeah and so we're seeing stuff for the first time that they're referencing like hey remember this bit and we're like this is fucking crazy out of context whole bunch of vampire shit going on yeah very strange stuff i've got a review on letterbox that actually grounds this film in a certain amount of context that will help us and our listener. So this was posted by User Maths in 2019. Manuel Through Time, Manuel's Food and Pleasures, in which Rolf Konefsky attempts to not only conclude

his epic seven-film Emmanuel Through Time series, but also conclude the Alien Sex Files series and also tie in every previous and future Emmanuel film while he's at it and does so with a sliding doors style changing the past plot. It's a completely insane goal, especially when he also has to pack in

20 or 30 minutes of sex scenes and he doesn't quite get there, but he tries so damn hard and comes so damn close. This is a good review. The flashback past Changing Devices is a fun way to bid farewell to the series. As all the moments, various characters go back to change from previous films, often with genuinely funny results,

although it's no doubt a complete puzzlement to anyone trying to watch this without having seen at least a couple of the previous ones. And happily, all the main characters get a shot. Mandy, Jack, Doctors Blue and Tanner, the ever-wonder shot mandy jack doctors blue and tanner the ever wonderful renee and naturally emmanuel herself then it ends on a pleasantly sappy note which feels right it's a dense weird mess of continuity in all honesty but it's an audacious one and that seems like a fitting end to a series which is regularly audacious sometimes unsuccessful but really less than spirited and always filled with heart. This person takes the franchise very seriously. I've got a lot of admiration and respect for this review and reviewer.

And I wish there was somewhere we could reach out and get them on the pod because it sounded like they really know what they're talking about. And I'm very grateful to know that this is not only wrapping up Emmanuel, but an entirely different porn franchise as well. Yeah, this Emmanuel through time franchise is not only wrapping up emmanuel but an entirely different porn franchise as well yeah this emmanuel through time uh friend is not afraid of smashing intellectual properties into each other which makes the original marvel approach oh wait when did avengers come out so this you could tell this movie was crazy because at the start it's sort of like basically the first

thing you see in this movie is you're in the control room of their big horny blimp which is powered by sexual arousal and one of the engineers is saying um no one's aroused you know like they're losing power and then one of the other engineers says no i am and then she's so aroused she gets another one aroused and basically it turns into this insane fuck fest in the control room. That's true. And I just want to tack on there, Guy, if I may. There's also another component that's happening where they have a big discussion about the sort of metaphysical nature of empathy and that it's a very alien concept to everyone who's participating in the conversation,

but she discovers that she has a secret power, which is she's able to feel other people's feelings. Yes. And even names it as empathy. And I'm like, yeah, we've all got that. That's called empathy. That's a real thing. That's not very secret.

I think it's new to America, perhaps. Right, right. And so these horny engineers in a huge head like when i was watching that i was thinking you can't have a blimp that runs on sexual arousal and then only hire horny engineers you need two teams of engineers one group of asexual engineers who are in charge of the day-to-day operations and then a group of i mean these people actually probably don't even need to be engineers just horny people who are comfortable fucking next to engines and you know buttons and levers i mean i know what you're saying but i i there is an efficiency with getting someone who is able to service the ship and other shipmates

at the same time uh yeah but it's dangerous to the whole time i was watching this scene i thought this is dangerous and sure enough it was i mean the the ship wound up uh traveling through a wormhole that no one had uh planned for or forecast and it was basically from there that it became completely unfollowable it was hard it was a difficult one to watch also important to note that in that opening sex scene between um engineers that a lot of the footage was interpolated with uh lions who were also horny and having sex with each other yeah they wanted to show us um through visual metaphor that these these two women going hammer and tongs with the intensity you would expect from a wild jungle cat on heat.

Yeah. But I wasn't feeling it. I wasn't feeling that chemistry. That was the point where I was really questioning. I was like, man, this is a fucked up time in my life to be watching a porno. So that was with me the whole time because I liked, for about half an hour, I loved it. It was absolutely batshit crazy.

They go through this wormhole and then all of the main characters get together in a room and they have to analyze what's happening and the sort of general who's in charge of this entire expedition. Say his name. I can't remember it. Colonel Sanders. Oh, brilliant. Colonel Sanders just gives this Colonel Sanders Just, you know, gives this two minute

Perfectly comedically escalating analysis of what's happening Why exactly they're there And the details of that aren't important You just need to know But you know, let's give a little bit of flavour There's aliens, there's fungi There's fungi from aliens that turns into humans Which tricks the actual humans into thinking the fungi is humans, but then it infects them. There's time-travelling aspects, I think, to this speech.

I think the vampires come much later, so I'm not sure if they're to do with this as well. got a lot of like crazy special effects involving um alien starfighter spaceships which to be fair look completely out of place in this movie because they're done pretty well but then we've got some shots not far after the speech is done in fact immediately afterwards where it's insane i took a screenshot and said to the guy maybe i should put it up on the Facebook actually. They're just there in the middle of the set. And you can see the green screen cloth that they haven't put anything on. There's something called a C stand, which is basically a heavy duty light stand with a big light on it.

And you cannot fucking hear what anyone is saying because they've mic'd up like Renee. And then unless Renee's talking, everyone else is super far away from the microphone. It just sounds real thin and muddy. You literally can't understand what they're saying. The audio is dog shit. And the visual component is genuinely quite disorienting because they've just finished using the green screen

as a set in the world of the movie. And then the next scene, they're just in front of the green screen that they've very clearly just used. This punctures so many rules of storytelling or the language of movies. You almost have to admire it. Like it's fun for a while and then it becomes exhausting. I did question whether we were watching some pre-finished edit, but why in God's name would that exist?

Why would that be online? I personally subscribe to the theory that some competing softcore porn franchise got their grubby mitts on this before it was mixed down for release and put it online. Maybe. We're watching some sort of softcore sabotage. It could be. Either way, it was just insane.

It struck me as a movie that must have completely ran out of budget because it's just a it's a clips show essentially of other emmanuel movies and then the kind of what you would do is the in studio throws guys hosted a show like this guy hosted new zealand's fail army yeah multiple seasons i hosted a blooper equivalent of the pornographic movie we just watched so it would be like it would be like if for the studio crosses that you and joseph did it wasn't miked well and it's like that's the one thing you have to do for that bit you've got

all the other clips they're done they're made someone else made them they finish them you hit play on a machine and they play for you all you've got to do is make sure the microphone is facing you for the in-studio throws and and they couldn't even fucking manage there. The through line that kind of hooked me the most in this movie was something that we'd seen in our previous Emmanuel Through Time, which is that the blimp is not just a time-travelling blimp. It doubles as a broadcast station. Yes. So it's the home of emmanuel.tv

which is a website a shopping network it's a fucking lifestyle really it's a lifestyle brand you guys heard of apple it's like that but for fucking and it's it's actually like the the way that the this product the way that emmanuel.tv works and my inability to completely wrap my head around it is similar to how I feel about real-life lifestyle brands. I don't completely get it, but they created several fake advertorials for Emmanuel.tv and they teased a few of the shows that play on Emmanuel.tv and they were some of the funniest bits that was

it was so much fun you had um american orgasm which they referenced last so it's kind of like american idol but it's a panel of judges judging whether or not people are performing fake or real orgasms you had a grope soap which i couldn't tell if it was a show or a product but basically it's horny soap for his and hers uh luscious lipstick there was a a perfume that they had the tagline turn us on and we'll turn you on and it was sort of like all these incredible throwaway gags that obviously had quite a lot of fun writing and then they actually went to the trouble of shooting you know advertorial footage for some of them and then later on this was not this is of the same genre of gag even though it was in a different place in the movie but i can't remember what i just had to write it down i can't actually remember what it was in reference

to but they had a gag about willie wanker's evil sex emporium Evil Sex Emporium And that gave me about 20 to 30 seconds of solid laughs What is it all for? I honestly don't know I reckon some of these were probably real products When this came out in 2011 Because they do make it quite clear That the Emmanuel.tv website

Which still exists now We went on it a couple of episodes ago. I haven't been on it. Oh, just me. I wanted to check if it was like still. Was it Emmanuel with one M or two M's, Tim? I think two. There is a line in the movie, everybody, that guys are referencing.

That was a callback to something you haven't seen. But there's some unofficial Emmanuel's that have a different number of m they've got one m yeah the the the elaine uh stravinsky is that how you say his name it's uh uh suritsky suritsky sorry he uh all his ones the the you know the real ones yeah two m's two l. But some other people have done some wacky shit. Are you on the website? So at one point in this movie, Emmanuelle meets a different version of herself. So the concept of Emmanuelle meeting the concept of Emmanuelle,

but inhabiting two bodies, they hook up. It's confusing and hot stuff. But one of the first questions is, i'm emmanuel you're emmanuel oh 1m or 2 2 like you so they are confirming that they are existing on the same franchise plane as each other before they tuck in to a bit of mud that is caught guy off guard yeah really gross uh it did spawn a few interesting questions for me at one point emmanuel confronts uh herself a time traveling emmanuel visits emmanuel and they have sex and you you were sort of 15 seconds ahead of me and you said to me

you know you asked me about what I think about them having sex. And I said, good for them. But it did get me wondering, Tim. Time traveling Tim shows up and sort of seduces you. Would you fuck yourself? I've got no desire to fuck myself. I've got no desire to fuck myself i've got no desire to fuck anyone right now this movie has put me in like the most opposite of horny mood what is the opposite of horny tim uh like agitated i think or just like yeah i don't know i 100% sure. I think it's a combination of listless and hopeless.

I'd fuck myself. I can tell. It'd be interesting. It would be interesting. There's no getting away from that yeah if you had the op i mean look i'm the kind of person where if i had the opportunity it's such a it's when is that going to come up again exactly that's what i'm talking about yeah i would almost feel um you know uh obligated to take myself up on such an offer. Well, I mean, yeah, that's the thing.

It would be a very funny use of time travel. You know, we've proved all of these standing theories of general relativity null and void, figured some way out to manipulate the space-time continuum and put that literally universe-bending technology into an application which is just a more complicated form of masturbation. That's pretty funny. Yeah, masturbation with more steps.

Time travel. Yeah, I mean, I like travel Yeah I mean I like it Personally I like it They should make that They should have dwelled on that idea For one of these Emanuels And made like a looper Emanuel Where you can go back in time and have sex with yourself

But then the younger ones Hold on Hey George Sorry I was just wandering through the neighbourhood And it sounded like someone was describing an idea for a sexual film. Yeah, man. Well, I was. So we've just watched.

I can't even remember the name. What was the name of this one, Guy? This one was called Emmanuel Through Time Forbidden Pleasures. Forbidden Pleasures. I don't even know what the forbidden bit was fucking yourself it didn't feel very forbidden when they did it they just did it no there's nothing wrong with fucking yourself well i'm so glad to you say that because i've actually got a porno to pitch you george lazar's greatest listener. George, the concept is this. Have you ever seen Looper?

No. Well, I watched it once ages ago. You know I auditioned to be in that movie. Were you going to be a young Bruce Willis? Yeah, they cast, was it Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Yeah, that's right. I still can't forgive them. I'm fucking furious.

Yeah, you were a real show-in for a young... He's got to be the only guy still using Facebook. Who? Joseph Gordon-Levitt? He's always posting on Facebook. I think you're right. He is the one dude left. He's a real enigma, that guy,

because he still looks like he's 17 and three quarters years old. He was living in New Zealand recently. He still lives here today, I believe. I believe he's one of our patriots. I'm going to go find him and knock his teeth out. Well, I think he's in the capital city, if you want to start there. That'll save you some time. So anyway, back to this idea for the porno.

time so anyway back back to this idea for the porno now i don't remember all the rules in looper um because christopher nolan is a man who can never be satisfied with just putting one idea in a film he must have 200 competing for your attention um but i know that there's some aspect where people like kill their future selves i think to avoid some sort of time travel problem okay so what i'm proposing is that we have a porno uh which is sort of loosely based on this concept where you can go back in time have sex with yourself but then the younger you i guess has to kill the older you to avoid a time loop problem What if you are What if when you have sex with yourself You get pregnant Fuck that's a good

Question How would that happen Because you kind of need A sperm and an egg To do that and as far as I know It's a fucking sci-fi movie Dude you don't need The biology to be on the money.

Man, I couldn't disagree with you more. If there's one thing that fucks me off in sci-fi movies, it's when they just ignore established rules of physics or biology. Here's the idea, though. If you come at exactly the same time as yourself, then you get pregnant, but it's a really short pregnancy and you give birth to a stronger version of yourself that kills its parents immediately jesus that's some real um darwinian yeah it's a real darwinian angle on this whole time travel sexcapade So you've got this sort of really strong advanced aging,

like in that M. Night Shyamalan movie, Old. Really good. Well, they're not a baby for long. They become a grown-up, and then they're really good at fucking. What was that Robin Williams movie where he's aging? Yeah, yeah, like Jack. Like Jack, but he fucks. Yeah. What about this for a concept it's like jack but he fucks this i like yeah simpler let's get away from this confusing

nolan time travel fucking bullshit it's jack but the guy fucks didn't they do that in big yes and it was it was kind of skipped over at the time because that movie came out in the 80s but But the guy fucks. Didn't they do that in Big? Yes. And it was kind of skipped over at the time because that movie came out in the 80s. But Tom Hanks, an adult body, but who actually is a child, hooking up with a woman, adult woman, morally dubious. Yeah. We're not going to spend any time on that. We're not going to analyze it. We're not going to spend any time on that. We're not going to analyze it. We're not going to look at it too closely. I remember in the 80s, it was like, anything goes, man.

Yeah. People would see that movie and they'd go, nice. Yeah. So we're going to have a return to the 80s. Okay. Jack, but he fucks, even though Jack came out in the 90s. Yeah, I remember he went to buy porno in that movie Now obviously Robin Williams is no longer with us so I was thinking

maybe we could get Joseph Gordon-Levitt to play Fuck! Tim, I hope you're winding me up because I know just the guy No, it's perfect because Joseph Gordon-Levitt you could young him down so easily Tim, I hope you're winding me up because I know just the guy. No, it's perfect because Joseph Gordon-Levitt, you could young him down so easily with just like the lightest brush of CGI so that he is 10. But then you look at him normally and he looks like he's about 26

and then you could just add some wrinkles and suddenly he's 45. It's brilliant. He'll never look 45, but he acts 45 on the internet because he's always using Facebook.com. Yeah, well, I think he is in his 40s, so it's not that far from his actual age. George, I'm so sorry to bring up Joseph Gordon-Levitt. That was mean of me.

You know, I'm just a normal man who played James Bond once who wanders around the streets of New Zealand trying to come. We're not so different, you and I. Okay. I'm going to let that slide. I'm sick of talking to you. I want you to leave. Okay.

But I gave you two and a half good concepts there so mull over i'll go masturbate on them yeah sounds good bye mate there you go george lazenby another stunning appearance by the great man i'd love to track his voice. Surely he's on Cameo. That is great. I keep getting a message by a woman on Instagram telling me that they want me to join Cameo. I got approached by Cameo before it was a thing. I'm talking like four years ago when I think it was like a startup

and it sounded like the most grisly business that wouldn't get off the ground and it still is a grisly business but boy howdy did it get off the ground i reckon he must be on it are you gonna do it guy you're gonna get on cameo honestly from a lockdown it's never looked so tempting yeah it's like george lazenby cameo One of the few Immediate channels to income I can see As long as I'm just in my house If you look up George Lazenby cameo you mostly get his filmography

Which makes a lot of sense now I think about it The dude should get on there man Do you know how much bank he could make from Middle aged men who are like I got a birthday message from james bond like a fucking real james bond let's ignore the fact that it was only one movie it doesn't matter the real james bond the only real james bond yeah what did you uh uh enjoy about this movie in the way of a shining light tim

renee renee's a lot of fun renee's upbeat she's positive um renee's cheeky uh she doesn't mind getting herself into harm's way if it means she'll get a good fuck out of the situation she has sex with a vampire she has sex with a co-worker she has sex with another woman at one point but i think that's in flashback from another movie renee loves to fuck and tim loves that enthusiastic participant and um yeah she's she's cool man everyone else on the ship all the other crew are a bit uh sort of wet blankets in a way or take themselves very seriously yeah it lends itself quite nicely to my showing light which was i can't remember her name, but there is another woman who's overcome by a sexual urge

in front of her colleagues and she runs to shut herself in her room. That's the square who runs Emmanuel.tv, right? Yeah, and it's a fun and game scene where she's overcome by sexual desire and she keeps finding herself sort of touching herself, even though she's trying not to. And I thought that's a fun scene to act. I mean, when I think about myself doing it, it's not at all. But in the context of this movie, you know, like the effort to blend comedy and porn is misguided and admirable simultaneously. I don't think it's admirable.

Oh, fuck it. Why not? I don't want it's admirable. Oh, fuck it. Why not? I don't want to yuck anyone's yum. Sure. Good on you for trying to blend those two moods, but I don't think you pulled it off at all. The problem is they're working at odds with each other, I think. I think it is quite hard to legitimately pull off a comedic porno for reals.

It's hard to be. Do you know what I was thinking while i watched this though i think and you know loath as i am to add homework to us during this current season but i think we should have like an add-on episode where we watch pirates because i'm pretty sure that's one of the highest budget pornos ever made and it would be nice to see what the sort of pinnacle of the industry can produce yeah man at the height of its powers because Because that was back in the DVD era when there was actual money in porn. Can I say, if you want to do that, by all means, but I'm not watching extra porn.

All right, I'll watch Pirates and report back while I'm nursing an infant. Yeah, maybe down the hospital. Yeah. You've got to wait around. You've got to have it going on your phone. Tim with his bluetooth speakers Bluetooth speaker That'd be funny Speakers better

Speakers really good Yeah But I don't know man This movie fucking annoyed me And I'm done with it I don't want to talk about it anymore Yep So there

I agree So Maybe that's it For this episode Yeah fine Maybe that's the whole thing Maybe this is the last episode Of the worst idea of all time

We ever record When you're not a dad Yep Fine Maybe that's just how it is Going out on a low But I got nothing more to say

About this movie Yeah It was bad it was technically bad it was it wasn't really a story the story they attempted to tell was told poorly fuck if runny was involved fuck everybody have you got any anything to add to that just as a summation of how this went? I hated it. I loved it for about 15 to 20 minutes, and then I fucking hated it,

and I fucking hated you because of it, and I'm sorry. Good on you, bro. Let that hate flow through you. No. I hated you as well while I was watching it. Get it out. We're nearly there. We're nearly there. Piece of shit.

It's important to me that you do have to watch a little bit of porn with your child, with your son. Yeah. But not so much that it will leave a lasting impact on either of you, but just enough that it's like, you know, it represents a changing of time. Changing of the guard. That's right.

From porn to parent A Tim Batts story I like it I'm signing off I'm fucking off Probably a chapter as opposed to a whole book Yeah by all means Tim go Thanks for listening everybody You know

Live your life Send my love to your wife Yeah will do Will do And I hope everyone's doing alright out there Hope you're well Live your life. Send my love to your wife. Yeah, we'll do. We'll do. And I hope everyone's doing all right out there. I hope you're well. And we'll catch you soon.

Yeah. Because, you know, it's what we do. And we'll be in better spirits. I reckon. Possibly. I reckon. We might not be. Thank you.