The Worst Idea Of All Time - 4: Zen What Happens w/ Nina Oyama (Overlooked and Undercooked S2E4)

Episode Date: November 1, 2019

Who and what IS Rob Schneider? All of us, all the time. This according to comedian/writer/actor Nina Oyama. She's on board in a big way, 10/10. Nina wants someone to suck her ass. The trio on this ep all think kids should be kept off #SponCon and Tim reckons we should just kill kids early. Plot wise - something happens at some airport and Danny Trejo turns up. He looks like Bob Odenkirk went through the washing machine.Find Nina on Twitter @ninaoyama & Instagram @nina.oyama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the fourth episode of the second season of Overlooked and Undercooked, a critical analysis of Rob Schneider's, we assumed failed, but apparently like a phoenix rising from the ashes, actually hopeful Netflix series. but apparently like a phoenix rising from the ashes, actually hopeful Netflix series. My name is Tim Batt. His name is Guy Montgomery, and I'd like to introduce our guest, TV writer, actor, comedian, all-around Australian legend.

It is Nina Oyama. Oh, hello. What's up? Thank you for calling me all those things that I am, but it sounds impressive. When you stack them all together like that. Rob Schneider actually also fulfills all of those roles. Oh, that's true.

Okay, well, now I regret everything. Yeah, you should. We should have gone to university, guys. We should have done science. I'd like to ask what your relationship to Rob Schneider is, Nina. I've seen him in a few Adam Sandler films, and that's about it. And he always plays like an ethnic character. That's always a bit offensive, right?

What's your association with that memory? Is it positive or negative or neutral? I don't know. He's funny. I reckon he's funny, but I reckon he's funny in like a bad taste way. That's bad, but it's hilarious. And now you've spent half an hour experiencing his version of what he

thinks is funny do you think he is funny no let me stop you there guy hard no so uh for those listening along who are building a picture of the season as told through the episodes you're listening to uh could you outline perhaps just the broad What you describe as the broad strokes of the plot Featured in this fourth episode of Real Rob Called Zen What Happens I didn't know I was going to have to pay attention I was drinking alcohol No

Fucking legend Yeah okay Affirmation legend So Rob Schneider plays a fictionalised version of Rob Schneider And he has this servant called Jimmy, Danny. He's got a little slave boy called Jamie. And Jamie, there's a lot of plot points. Jamie drives him to Las Vegas and he meets a guy

who wrote a book about being Zen. And then he comes back and his wife has a party in the house where MMA fighting is happening. That's your description of a lot of plot points. You just summarised the entire 35-minute episode in two sentences. Oh, was I only supposed to do specific on the what? You killed it, mate.

Okay. You absolutely nailed it. What Guy is highlighting is what a poor job the show did. You did a phenomenal job. But you say there's a lot of plot points. I think it was putting the show on a pedestal phenomenal job but you say there's a lot of plot points i think was maybe you know it was putting the show on a pedestal but there was to occupy there was a lot of plot points that went unresolved like there was one where he had to take um magnesium powder and then

he didn't that was resolved he didn't have the magnesium and he had a rough shit yeah but it's like what did that hinder like it didn't was no, it didn't contribute anything to the overall plot. Sweet, sweet, naive Nina. The idea that everything has to contribute to something bigger than the moment itself is woefully misguided when it comes to real Rob. Okay. That gag is meant to be hilarious enough to stand on its own two feet. And it seems to me that you're casting a critical eye over this show

and suggesting maybe it did not. Not at all. I'm very critical of it, yeah. How many genuine laughs do you think this show elicited? Well, it elicited a lot of ironic ones. I guess that's the opposite of genuine, isn't it? Well, yeah. By its very definition, yes.

I'm no dictionary, but yeah. I'd say none. Oh, that's disappointing to hear. Oh, wait, no, there was one, but I can't remember it. But I remember thinking it was a funny one. No, it was when the wife, so the wife goes on a casting audition and she has to like shake this guy because he's like her cheating husband and then she beats the shit out of him.

But she's in an audition, so she's auditioning for a role and that was funny. You loved day oh i love that i thought it was so funny you love seeing that guy get fucking laid out it was hilarious and then they said as well uh don't worry we've only got eight more auditions before lunch yeah and then he was like oh no i'm gonna get beaten up eight more times yeah and hannah was like let me watch that for 32 minutes i absolutely well also because like i've been to casting calls and they don't let you like it's just like a desk and like a camera like it's never even if you're like do you have to beat the shit out of someone like you just have to do it on your own by itself

this is the interesting thing about this show that is set and made in hollywood is its representation of the inner workings of hollywood is consistently incorrect and accurate at best yeah uh well no it's did you have any laughing points to him i just want to say on that point like if you're gonna fuck something up be funny like if you if you're not gonna be funny then be correct but this is neither you know it's weird they've taken liberties but not in a direction that adds to the humor it's just like it's wrong for no reason in the same way it's an approximation of a sitcom it's an approximation of a show set in hollywood like they just shoot it they're like shooting right through the middle of all of the things this show is meant to be yeah they're like it's like tom cruise in mission impossible with the lasers and if you touch the lasers that is you

achieving what you're setting out to achieve you've dodged every single one of them yeah they've dodged every incidentally yes but have They've dodged every objective hit. Incidentally, yes. But have you ever thought, like, maybe it's deliberate, like maybe it's some kind of postmodern art? So, oh, did you bring this up in the last episode? It was the whole thing is a goof. Yeah, maybe it's not meant to be.

I mean, I like the idea, only in that, I mean, I don't... Maybe we're all being punked, you know? Even then, I find that to be such a mean-spirited uh roundabout way to to do that i respect that they've achieved it in some respect the length of it to finance create and release two seasons of a show just to go gotcha yeah they're playing the long game or even Rob Schneider's entire career as a post-modern art performance. He's got us all. And I respect him now.

I've actually changed my mind. I would like to watch it again in a new light. When was the last time you even thought of Rob Schneider? Long ago. Decades. Long, long ago. Do you reckon Andy Kaufman never died and he is, in fact, Rob Schneider? I think so.

No. I hope so. No. I hope so. There was humour in what that guy was doing. He's Bob Zmuda in different make-up. Everybody just, everybody's a new Rob Schneider every day. Shit. Think about it. I won't.

Well, it kind of makes sense. Because that terrifies me. In the autobiographical world of the show, who he is episode to episode, he's consistently a bad guy, but there's no he's a goldfish there's no memory of who he is or what he's done the previous episode to prop up or you know like but isn't that by definition what a sitcom character is they never learn well so he's actually achieving it i've actually gone from the other side i'm actually team rob schneider this is a great show highly recommend 10 out of 10 lay out your thesis for how this is a good show achieving its objectives please um i haven't decided yet but i've just i've decided to do a hard take i'm all about hard

fair enough all right yeah but if you're gonna do a hard take could you please explain the parts of the show that you thought fulfilled their purpose um consistently bad that's the consistent that's number one there is something to that though wait because then you've got an expectation set. The bar, you're like, okay, this is what we're dealing with. So it's actually very easy to then exceed it and you kind of give credit to the show in a brief moment. Yeah.

And second, it's real. It's made by the real Rob Schneider and his real Rob Schneider wife and his real Rob Schneider assistant. You got that right. Yeah. So it's like true to the it's real how in in the fact that it exists what if this is all has all happened at some point that is from what we understand what the writing process is but just because something happens it

doesn't mean you need to relay it or represent it to other people you gotta let millions of people on netflix know about it i've got it i've got to let millions of people on Netflix know about it. I've got a shit story to tell you. Someone give me one and a half million dollars to please recreate it. He's earned his money. He gets to invest it how he sees fit. We do not need to watch it, yet we do. In the show, he's

driving to Las Vegas to perform stand-up comedy which... You know what? I reckon you're in cahoots with Rob Schneider. I reckon this is all cooked up so you can make this podcast because without this podcast without his show this wouldn't exist and the world would be a better place twice over for it i feel like those um ocean animals that uh like have a symbiotic relationship with whale sharks or whatever they're just feeding off the back of some horrible sea beast. Oh yeah, like the dead skin cells of... Exactly. Exactly, yeah.

Are you describing a whale shark as a bottom feeder? I was mixing a few things up, but you get the picture. The reason I seeked clarification is because I didn't get the picture. A whale shark is not a bottom feeder. Rob Schneider's the whale shark and we're

the little fish we krill off its back. Forget the whale shark, and we're the little fish who eat krill off its back. Forget the whale shark. Throw that out the window. I'm just imagining a giant Rob Schneider, like a blimp-sized Rob Schneider, and you guys just licking him. Yeah, that's it. Like riding his little back.

For nutrients. Yeah. Imagine a big jellyfish, like a sea slug on the ground, and we're eating the dead skin cells off that sea slug that's us that sounds hot rob schneider might be a dirty little grub but we're the dirty little grubs feasting on his off shoots you know yeah what are you gonna do who's who's really disgusting well he's he's the reason that he's trying to get las vegas in this episode is because

he's got a he's got a comedy show he's got a comedy show on and this is one of the things i've been missing this season is Rob Schneider performing stand-up comedy on a soundstage with laughs overdubbed. And if you're going to insert a stand-up comedy show into the plot of an episode, then you damn well better show us some stand-up comedy. And fuck, mercy me, he did.

Wow, did he? He was a crusher. The guy was killing up there. He killed it, man. He did impressions of his mum. No, I don't think it fulfilled the criteria of counting as performing stand-up inside a TV show. Why?

Because you need a set. And he just did a catchphrase over and over again. No, but this is what is so great about it, is that he has written a show in which he plays himself who is a stand-up comedian. So you're like, well, you've really... If you're a stand-up comedian with their own show the stand-up parts should if nothing else works be the strongest parts like you've got this huge bank of material and experience to draw and you're like even if the rest of it's flailing yeah i'll just insert

one of my killer bits and i respect the accuracy with which he represented himself in bombing in the show. It's called Real Rob, not for no reason. Yeah. It's not unrealistic Rob. Real bombs. You know, I've got another qualm with the plot, which is they have to drive to Las Vegas in that night to get to the show that night,

but then two days pass before he has to do the show it's messed up and there's like it's a whole thing about like how he's running they're running late for the show so they have to stay awake so like they're all slapping each other to stay awake but they don't actually need to get there even before that rob fuck me one of the driving plot points of this episode is that jamie has taken the trouble to like pay the extra money to get rob the premium ticket at the airport so he can board first first class sort of thing oh i missed that that's where he sees danny trejo and uh danny trejo outstanding cameo has yeah great to see him look always a pleasure to see him and um danny trejo is actually reading the book which introduces that whole future that whole fascinating sub But here's the fucking thing.

Rob Schneider is so put out by the flight being delayed by an hour and then, as you rightly point out, Nina, they drive there and they just fuck around for two days. Exactly. He goes home because the flight's delayed by an hour, so instead they drive. Surely that would take more time than staying around for an hour, like going back home. It's staying around for an hour, like going

back home. It's probably less than an hour flight. Los Angeles to Las Vegas is probably like fucking 45 minutes a year. This is what can happen. Yeah, probably don't even get a snack. That's probably how short it is. They don't even have time to give you a little bit of tea. Rob Schneider, you dumb fuck.

Fucking doesn't know math. You fucking idiot idiot don't tell me we're discovering now that rob schneider's character is thick i uh they've written an episode all i'm saying like fuck if you're gonna tell a story it's got to make some basic sense no this is what happens in these in this insular production without a single critical eye to glance over the scripts or on set to sort of say hey in terms of continuity this doesn't quite add up everyone's probably like there's probably someone who started off bringing these problems to rob schneider on set but he's so frantic from fulfilling

all of his professional responsibilities as writer director star producer is he the director too yes of course oh man that explains so much what does that clarify for you everything the directing is so bad they cross the line so many times they have weird cut he's got a lot on he's acting as well mate i've done it and i got nominated for australian directors guild war check it out motherfuckers my fucking asshole. Yeah, Rob, big fan of the podcast, Rob Schneider. He does his lessons. He's a listener. He will suck your asshole. He's a man of his word.

Someone's got to do it. It's a dirty job. He can be my bottom feeder. He's sucking my asshole. You're sucking his ass. Get a true blue Aussie to do it. Don't get foreigners in here to take good, honest Aussie jobs. Yeah.

Be a patriot, Nina. who was your favorite character did you gravitate towards anyone who you saw on screen in this diabolical half hour of television um I like the wife yeah because I thought she was terrible but I just liked all her scenes like I like how she is at the first scene she like explained she's like um don't touch that ball. There's, like, a football and she's like, don't put that on the table because the dog's licked it. And the implication is, like, the audience can put together the dog, you know, the dog licks its ass or whatever. That's why it's dirty.

It's bad. But then she spends, like, two minutes explaining that the dog licks its own balls and licks its own butt and she has an impersonation of the dog licking its own balls. And I was like, yeah, way to the hammer that home, girl. There's two ways to deconstruct the joke one where it kind of adds to the comedy and one where it entirely destroys the comedy that was there i mean i'm tending towards the latter i think she was following direction rob was like it's funny but i don't quite understand why if you could explain for me and then she did i mean it's not like it's a trope that dogs lick their

own buttholes or anything. We've never seen it. We've never heard of it. Dogs are very clean. They play cards. Notorious. Yeah, that's why they're painting such a prolific piece of art. There's nothing cleaner than someone who plays cards.

Exactly. Oh, that's true. I've never thought of it, though. Card sharks, famously the most hygienic. They got you there. Yeah, I know. I've really, I've misthought this. Is that a word?

Probably not. I'm switched, I've misthought this. Is that a word? Probably not. I'm switched on, if nothing else. I was pretty gutted that we didn't get to see Miranda, the daughter in this episode. If for no other reason, then I would have loved for you to have seen her performance, Nina, because she fucking sucks. And it's very mean to, like, tell a four-year-old child

that they suck at acting, but she shouldn't be on screen. She's bad at it. It's a family affair though and do we know for sure that it's their real life kid she's in the credits she she's got the double bell surname of her parents and is it miranda or did they make up a new no no that's her name man i don't agree with it guy and i've been having some chats about this what do you reckon about like fucking famous people who put their kids on instagram and stuff to like sell products i think it's i think that's bad yeah i think the child's too young to know it's gonna be a whole way like a whole generation a wave of retribution for like parents who have you know completely sacrificed the autonomy of their children to make decisions on behalf of themselves to make a quick buck like if communism has a chance i reckon it's from instagram kids who their parents were like

oh yeah zuckerberg playing the long game fucking oath i reckon he's a he's a he's a fan of stalin he's a comment wanted to see it come to fruition and the best way to do that is by creating an attention economy everyone wants to see little kids we hardwired for it sell you fucking vitamins by chucking your kid in an instagram spawn post and all of a sudden these kids get to age 16 they're like you fucking basically took away you know my autonomy as an agent of my own destiny by putting me in ads at four the clicks they'll be fucking you guys i'm going to break apart the system. Yeah.

There'll be splinters within the kids who do that, though. Some of them will gravitate towards the fame and the fact that their life is laid out in front of them at 16. They don't have to make a single decision for themselves. That's the 1%. Kill them. They will be in the minority. Eat the rich.

I agree. Kill the kids now. So they can't grow up. To be safe. Yeah. Just to never mend the bud. Smash the eggs. How would you do it? Smash the eggs

I don't know Smash the eggs What's your understanding Of how human children Recover to the world, Nina? So parents lay some eggs Yeah And then

Don't smash them And they make children Nailed it We've all got the same Cursory understanding Of childbirth and rearing Absolutely Tim, was there anything You enjoyed in the episode i mean i know it's unlikely man i like i can't help myself i'm drawn to jamie i just think when you put any kind of character

it doesn't matter how dumb they are through the amount of trauma that he's suffered you you can't help but build a relationship from as an audience member to just be like, I want to get you out of here, dude. But he's so pathetic. I know. It's like, how to have respect for someone that's that pathetic. You're kind of like, well, at that point, you deserve to be shit on. That's what Guy has been telling me, and I don't buy it. I've got a more paternalistic perspective on this,

where I'm like, you just waited enough to say, we need to wipe out any child who's been on Instagram. I'm quite a paternalistic figure. Yeah, but if Jimmy was a four-year-old, it would be different. Sorry, Jamie. Honestly, whatever. It doesn't matter. But I just, I can't help myself.

But, you know, I want to protect him from this. The radio head, look, you do it to yourself. You do, and that's why it really hurts. You and no one else. it to yourself you do and that's why it really hurts you and no one else jamie is i mean you know the other argument which we unearthed last time is that he is an immortal figure who is doing this for the greater good of obstructing rob schneider's ability to inflict his particular brand of pain and idiocy upon the world at large but the issue is that none of the characters in the show are sympathetic but no like even danny even danny trejo who's like he's like he's really zen and But the issue is that none of the characters in the show are sympathetic. But no.

Even Danny Trejo, he's really zen and relaxed. And we respect the fact that he's not put out by a flight being delayed for an hour. And then it turns out that he's a dirty dog as well. He's been cheating the air. Did you even watch? Yeah. I paid attention to that. So he was supposed to get on the flight first.

But that was such a weird moment where they were all lining up to get on this delayed flight or whatever and then um this like whole line of disabled kids took the first spot and he was real mad at all the disabled kids and i'm like what is this but there's weird like people in wheelchairs like what one thing you've got to respect about rob schneider is he does not seem to care the way in which the show portrays like he he does lean into the worst of himself yeah he does all in this care the way in which the show portrait like he he does lean into the worst of himself yeah he does all in this in the service of comedy which is not fulfilled but you know he's putting himself through his paces that is one thing but to drag all of these fantastic cameos and to the mire with him it sucks because danny trejo he writes in that he has crutches so he

produces crutches out of nowhere and acts disabled. No, it's not crutches. It's an arm sling. Oh, whatever. It's some fucking, you know, some fake thing. I don't want any of those train spotters

listening along to start yelling at their headphones going, no, Tim. Fair enough. Well, why didn't Rob Schneider just pretend he was disabled? He is. He wouldn't even need to pretend. Intellectually.

Absolutely. Fuck. But he got very mad that there were people going on the flight before him because he had paid a hundred dollars yeah thirty dollars which i can imagine that's probably not that much in the world it didn't even occur to me that that he become it's not even because the flight's delayed that he drives he he drives because he becomes so irate at the fact that his... That disabled people get to go on before him. Yeah, that his priority boarding is revoked, that he gets a ride instead. And the one time I did enjoy it

was when he was like, he was passing, purportedly going over his jokes, which he doesn't need to do because it's just one line repeated over and over. And Jamie's driving... And it's in two days' time. He's got 48 hours to prepare.

And Jamie keeps nodding off and he goes, well, I'll drive. And then when he's driving. And it's in two days time. He's got 48 hours to prepare. Jamie keeps nodding off and he goes, well, I'll drive. And then when he's driving, he's being a real obstructive asshole to Jamie getting any sleep. And I guess if you, if you consistently an asshole, every moment of every episode,

occasionally it's going to, you know, there's going to be a moment where you might be able to enjoy it. I don't know if that's because I would enjoy that independent of watching the show repeatedly or consecutively or if it is actually just a little bit funny to me to be an asshole to your friends occasionally. Definitely.

That's fine. Just because the show sucks doesn't mean it's devoid of any moment where you can enjoy it. It's supposed to be a comedy. It does scramble your brains a bit though, doesn't it? Can I point out a plot point in that exact scenario where they're driving and

they have to swap like driving roles because Jamie needs to sleep and then Rob has like a boombox in the front car but it's like you're driving a car so presumably they'd have access to an aux cord or a radio addressed in the dialogue

he says to jamie if your sound system didn't suck so much i wouldn't have to do this because they're in a this is a weird thing though they're in a smart car they're in a smart car one of those old school ones that looks like someone got a car and cut it in half that's one of those kind of smart cars but he's nothing if not environmentally conscious he chooses his battles he hates disabled people but he loves climate but this is the thing it's jamie's car yeah because i always thought that that was rob schneider's car because of exactly what you're talking about because in the show they pepper it with his real life opinions about how like he's vaccinations cause autism yeah but he's you know environmentalist truly he is what the-vaxxer? Yes. Truly he is. What the hell? Yeah, dude. That is so wild.

Isn't it? Is that a plot point? I fucking hope so. He maps it out with the idea of exterminating spiders in his house because his neighbors have exterminated the spiders in their house so they live in a spider-free zone without having to live with the chemicals. So he's banking on other people's herd immunity without having to bring chemicals into his To be fair, in that episode they then do introduce quite a lot of spiders to sort of disqualify

the argument he's laid out, but that might be purely to serve comedy, not a representation of what he thinks. I think we may be reading more into it than they wrote into it. No, I don't think so. But no, the idea that Jamie drives a smart car is meant to be funny, because again this is introduced in an earlier episode. Because Jamie's a pussy who would care

about the environment. What do you think about Jamie? What's your take on Jamie? I don't know. I kept thinking that he looked a bit like Bob Odenkirk and it just confused me. Yeah. Because he looks like Bob Odenkirk went through the washing machine or something. That kind of vibe.

That's accurate. Or his eyes are like slightly closer together or something. I don't know. I don't like... All white people look the same to me. You can only distinguish white guys by their facial hair, right? By their moustache. That's why i have trouble

with you two because the guy doesn't have a mustache anymore you fucker you should have kept it you've grown a mustache almost have i that's true it's the thickest part of your facial hair right now you are also wearing the exact same outfit you're both wearing like chambray button-ups and like a kind of cap thing fuck not wrong that's an indictment. I didn't even realize that. It's quite coordinated. It's because I'm wearing a fuckboy thing. What is this called? A singlet. This cracked me up. So I bought this from Cotton On because it's got a picture of the Capitol building, which

is like obviously in Washington, D.C. But they've put San Francisco and huge leaders in front of it. And I was like, I can't not buy that. That's fucking hilarious. Dude, Cotton On is the best. I know this doesn't got anything to do with the show, but I used to work at a Cotton On and they used to have this shirt and it had like, it said Viva La Moto.

And then it had a big kind of motorbike, like tearing out of the middle of the shirt, like as if it ripped through the center of the shirt. And then, but then not only was there a motorbike, there was like some roses and then just like a wolf's head. And I was like, this is the best shirt. Yeah, like they don't know who makes those shirts but it's you would pay a designer so much like now in the year of our lord 2019

so much money to get that kind of aesthetic yeah you know what i mean like that's hot shit because it's like it's like anti-comedy in a shirt you know like is that meant to what are we doing by mistake is this perfect yeah why is this 29.95 this cost me eight dollars by the way okay it's so good worth it and that's a new zealand dollar so probably like 50 cents here oh yeah true your dollar is dog okay i don't know the dollar rate it's like one-to-one um and then back to rob you need you need to go to a gig in like three minutes i do so um thank you for having me well before before we let you go there's a very important question to Rob Schneider's show. You need to go to a gig in like three minutes, I think. I do. So, thank you for having me.

Well, before we let you go, there's a very important question we need to ask. Oh no. Which is, are we punching down? Hang on. Punching down. By doing this podcast,

we didn't set out to make fun of him, but we're critically reviewing this show of Rob Schneider's. You are absolutely punching up because Rob Schneider is a very powerful man. He's got this show of rob schneider's absolutely punching up because rob schneider is a very powerful man he's got a lot of money he's got enough money netflix is also giving him money we think he saw he we think he paid netflix to air the show oh really well if he has that much money that's like even more money than if they gave it to him

well no i mean it's it's quantifiably less if he's but if no but like you hit the logic guy but as in like if he was poorer he would have to have netflix pay him yeah yeah so if he's so rich that he can pay to be on netflix i always do it by shmoney that's my rule like if you're punching out it's like if they have more money than you it's fine yeah that's like my main i mean it's probably you know comes in there's other things that come into play but money is definitely the first money's a good yeah yeah salary well i like that because it means we're not punching up uh punching down exactly so i'm gonna roll with it yeah it's fabulous take take down rob schneider main thanks nana i will thanks

for giving us the green light on there yeah keep fighting the good fight uh we don't know this is the good fight we should rename the podcast we don't know when this will be released but do you have any evergreen plugs you'd like to make where can people find you how can people get you on the on the fucking online man well if i don't get cancelled um i'm on twitter at nino yama i almost got cancelled recently so i gotta because i said by who by the cyclist twitter in australia at os cycle goddamn cycle lobby yeah they're fucking trying to cancel me but um then big penny farthing those assholes no just normal cyclists but take the offer nina yes and the penny and the unicycling community those cunts um yeah that's right no i come come for me all of you all of you come fight

me at nina oyama on twitter and at nina dot oyama on instagram and i also have a pilot on abc ivy if you're in australia oh it's on youtube too if you're anywhere in the world youtube called the angus project which is cool and i'm proud of it and it's about a guy with cerebral palsy who has a useless carer and they take heaps of drugs. I saw someone tweeting about that today and I didn't realise it was your project. Yeah, that's my project. Oh man. The cat's out of the bag. That's right.

I'd like to close the episode by quoting the great Rob Schneider in one of his many witticisms that he coins during the show. He says, is this your iPhone? Buy phone. He throws an iPhone out the window and then he says, it's your buy phone now.

That's good. Thanks for listening. He's clever.