The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode Eleven - #NtoF

Episode Date: May 18, 2015

Guy and Tim have turned their heads inside out watching the movie for the 11th time and it's taken ahold of their sanity. Let the record show, these boys are going quite bonkers, inventing false narratives about Brady becoming a rat king, Carry's floor being littered with noodles as a goof and a whole lot of semen involved with Mr Big's latest venture.Tim's also discovered a great new error, a new dimension is added to our favourite coffee addict and Guy's gabbing about brooms. A lot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time. Hello and welcome to the worst idea of all time, episode 11. That's right. Good. My name's Guy Montgomery. My name is Tim Batt and we have just watched Sex and the City 2, again.

For the 11th time. How are you today? I'm almost giddy. Not from... That felt surreal. Yeah. We've sort of pushed through into into loopy land the loopy lands come very early in this one too in this well if you run them if you do the maths seeing as every week we watch an extra what 50 minutes of movie yeah what do you mean we've watched like an extra 550 minutes of movie

from grown ups 2 oh okay right right right I didn't give you a scale I did not know what the hell you were talking about

alright that's good so I think just because of maybe the number of times the the amount of time look what I'm saying Tim

you're so it's the sheer quantity the amount of time look what I'm saying Tim so it's the sheer quantity the amount of movie is so much I'm at the point where I'm watching I'm watching the movie unfold

and I'm wanting I'm wanting different offers from the actors of course you are I want more Steve we all want more Steve I want a Steve spin-off movie I want

I want Sex and the City 3 what is Steve getting up to I want it to be called Steve and I want Sex in the City 3 what is Steve getting up to I want it to be called Steve and the City Steve and the City Sex in the City 3 Steve and the City

Steve's Day Out and it's just Steve and Brady yeah harnessing the power of a mouse maze and spelling

yes to run New York yeah they accidentally get voted mayor yeah in a caperish in a caperish clerical era yeah they're down there to run New York. Yeah. They accidentally get voted mayor. Yeah, in a caperish clerical era. Yeah.

They're down there submitting his science fair prize or submitting his science fair entry for the statewide competitions and they accidentally fill out the mayoral application form and get voted into office. It's a good movie, actually. All while the gals are in Abu Dhabi. Yeah. And they come back and Steve has become this sort of like terrifying evil presence who's one motivating

factor in his mere mere merilty mayorship is to entirely rewrite all new york dictionaries with of how words are spelt. Dictionary. D-E-A-K-A- Shonary. S-H-O-N-I-R-A-H-Y. Dictionary. Mr. Steve, that's not how you spell it. Shut up! It is now. Death to the non-believer.

What a mere head make. What a fabulous mere head make. And Brady, my God, let me tell you what Brady's have to do. Please. No good. Science experience. He's got, obviously, we're in New York City. He's basically installed himself as king of the underworld,

and he's living in the sewers. The sewers. He's renamed the sewers, the sewers. The sewers. The sewers. And he's in there retraining the rats. He's overthrown Splinter and the Ninja Turtles. Yes, absolutely.

That's what he's done. And his underling is played by Rafael Nadal, who I've always thought looks suspiciously like Splinter. I thought you were going to say Rafael Nadal plays Raphael. Oh, no. Out of the Turtles. No, he'd have to play Splinter. Leonardo DiCaprio is Leonardo.

Very literal. What's his name really missed a trick by not casting these people in the movie? Donatello Versace is Donatello. Oh, my God. That would be so funny. And who's the other one? Michelle Rodriguez is Michelangelo.

Don't ask questions. We can do better than that. Don't ask why. That's just the way it is now. That's just the way it is. Okay, Tim, what do you make of our heroes? What do you make of our friends? They are like the Ninja Turtles in a lot of ways.

Did you like catching up with the gals this week? There's four of them. They're friends. They've all got different roles to play. No one's an inventor, though. Do you think about the girls in between hangs with them? Yep. Think about how they're going, what they're up to?

No, only Steve. Steve's the only man who's occupying mental space. Mr. Big was interesting this week. He's launched an exciting new product. What has Mr. Big come up with? It's called, this is a product that, this is how Mr. Big earns his money, is he's just launched an exciting new product called Mr. Big's Juscusi.

What is it? It's a series of jacuzzis That also serve as sperm banks Oh god It's exactly what it sounds like Those are not two products that you'd want to It's exactly what it sounds like Oh that's yucky

It's a big old jizz bar Oh my goodness And the temperature is regulated in a way Which maintains the natural viscosity Oh my god And texture It never dries And the temperature is regulated in a way which maintains the natural viscosity. Oh, my God. And texture. It never dries.

Oh, wow. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. I think I'm going to throw up. It's disgusting. And the name of it again? Mr. Big's? Juscusi. Sort of said like, you know, Italians say miscusi.

Yeah. Juscusi. Juscusi. I don't really, you know. It's a nightmare. Yeah. It's a nightmare Yes That is a fucking nightmare For when you want to be sodden and semen

Oh my goodness Call Mr Biggs Juscusi You get points for alliteration But that tagline is gut-wrenching It's horrible Stomach churning One thing I did notice Is that Miranda

I'm pretty sure Skips off in the middle of the Visit to the souk to an opium den. It would explain so much because everything after that bit of the film, her costumes get increasingly bizarre. And they're all like pretty high fashion, you know, pretty high concept stuff that they're wearing. But Miranda's always just slightly out of step with them and going about three paces too many. with them and going about three paces too many yeah i think miranda's method for dressing herself in the morning is to empty her entire suitcase and wardrobe and throw all of the clothes in the air yes and she dresses herself in whatever lands first i don't know why because a lot of her

clothes look light and silky so i don't know how they make it down to the ground first it'll be so she puts rocks she puts rocks in the clothes she wants to wear so actually the whole system doesn't make any sense because she's already chosen her outfit she's just so wear. So actually the whole system doesn't make any sense because she's already chosen her outfit. She's just so hopped up on opium, she doesn't know what she's doing anymore. She starts screaming at weird moments. She's got this wide-eyed, sort of crazy wide-eyed look.

Very much so. And it doesn't appear until... Because they're in the marketplace, and she says, I've got to go back and get more spices. And then pushes a wheelbarrow of spices out of frame you wish she did you wish that's what happened you wish that her saying i need to get more spices was in addition to a literal cart load yeah a horse and cart she already

had so many spices the thing is they're all buying spices even carrie's getting in on the spice game none of these women cook We know this Yeah well especially Not on holiday Yeah no that's true They don't None of them cook No Charlotte makes cupcakes

Charlotte wasn't buying spices You're right She bakes She bakes Yeah that's not Do you know what Charlotte probably does cook I'll give that to her

But we know That Carrie doesn't Why are you buying So many spices And we're pretty sure Miranda doesn't Because she's got... Is it Steve's mum who's with them? Someone told me once, who knows the series well,

the old woman who's there. Is it her mum? Is it a housekeeper? It's definitely not her mum because the relationship's too weird for it to be her mum. Like, you would be living with your mum and then ignoring your mum at every turn. I suspected it was Steve's mum.

But someone told me it wasn't. You've got to let my mother move in. Oh, no. Please. She's cold. It's just sad. It's real sad. They did, yeah.

Did she teach Steve to spell everything phonetically in a Brooklyn accent? No, I think Steve's a bit of a lovable rogue. He loves helping Brady with his spelling homework. He's implanting this love of phonics on his kid. You've got to love phonics. What's not to love? Stereophonics.

Supersonics man we're struggling no man we're alright we're out here we had a pretty big night had a pretty big night

last night tell you what we did yeah the New Zealand festival comedy festival has come to an end so there'll be

no more plugs and also greater probably sort of speedier releases the turnover's going to be more

on on schedule on schedule it's an exciting time it's been a hell of a few weeks it certainly has and to celebrate we got very drunk last night

and I may have cracked my knee yeah you're walking you're walking funny as hell I'm walking very in a lot of pain and I'm trying to minimise that it's some sort of

ligament that I've ligament damage done some ligament damage which apparently they take quite a while to heal because they don't

have a blood supply it's not cool it's not helpful it's biology though yeah and that's how the human body works

yeah correct I remember saying today Liza Minnelli's song and dance number all the single ladies for those of you who remember episode one Yeah, correct. I remember saying today, Liza Minnelli's song and dance number, All the Single Ladies. For those of you who remember episode one. Shout out to you.

That was my shining light. Shout out to you if you were listening to ep one. Yeah, remarkable memory. That is very grating now. Oh, you hate that? I don't like any of that. You don't like the wedding? I don't like it.

I don't like, I don't like broom. I don't like, they say, they don't like broom i don't like they say they call themselves brooms like bridegrooms i don't i don't like that broom is the portmanteau broom is already too commonplace in our language it already has a very strong mental connection for people between the word broom and a physical broom yeah sort of cleaning and sweeping or sweeping you sweep with a broom you can have a bristly broom which is even more it's even better

than for sweeping you can like get moss if you have a good broom you can attack moss if you have like it's it's like a is it still sweeping

at that point if you're taking it's like a water blaster if you're taking moss if you don't have a water blaster if you're taking moss off of a deck yeah

with a broom with a stiff broom are you still sweeping at that point? Or are you kind of putting it in something else? It's scraping really, isn't it? If you think about it. What you're doing is you're scraping the moss off. No, because I also, I'll scatter, I'll scatter dead leaves around the moss, which I'll also be sweeping.

So the primary function of the broom is sweeping. So you're a real stickler for that verb. You need to ensure that you are sweeping at all times. Even when you're performing arguably different actions with the broom, you need to ensure that you're performing its primary function at all times. That is correct. In addition. So I don't like, and it gets a big laugh.

So in closing, Lozmanelli bit. Not pro. No longer any good. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure that they're doing it the same week in, week out. Yeah, you're right about that. You're the one changing. Don't go changing my heart. No, any good. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure that they're doing it the same week in, week out. Yeah, you're right about that. You're the one changing. Don't go changing my heart.

No, wrong song. To try and please me. I was doing a mashup of Don't Go Changing My Heart to Try and Please Me. Oh, nice one. Don't Go Breaking My Heart. Don't Go Changing My Heart. Don't Go Breaking My Heart. Elton John and Kiki D.

And don't go changing to try and please me. You never let me down before. Ooh. I just want some. I just want some noodles in my belly. Preferably from. A ramen bar. I forgot the name of Sofu?

Sobu Sobu, damn Sobu noodles Sobu It'll be so good We were saying Because there's a moment Where Carrie has

Pashed Aiden And comes back home Near the end of the movie And she notices that Big isn't in the apartment He was supposed to pick her up From the airport He didn't

He's making her swear. Fair enough, too. Yeah, she's just cheated on him, for Christ's sake. And she notices that the TV's gone. It would be so good if Big had actually taken it as his cue to go, you know what, fuck this marriage. Left. As a big middle finger salute on his way out,

took the TV with him and just scattered Sobu noodles everywhere Ordered 100 boxes of Sobu noodles every night for the rest of the year because he's making so much money off Mr Big's jisguzi, he can afford to just throw it away on an ongoing expensive and wasteful practical

joke to burn his wife who burned him so deeply all the way from Abu Dhabi when she kissed aiden aiden shaw such a good burn though that's such a good practical joke just laying out tens of thousands of dollars of noodles every night on an apartment floor and like raw to away raw dog in it like out of the box just noodle to floor noodle put the 100 boxes of noodles through the mail flap So there's just Every morning she wakes up

There's just this mountain of noodles Obstructing the tour Hashtag N to F Hashtag mail flaps Those are today's hashtags Those are today's official hashtags We got into an interesting conversation midway through the movie because I don't know what the currency is called myself

in the United Arab Emirates, but I think the guy at the shoe shop says Dram? Dram. Dram? We should probably have picked it out by now, but we're not really engaging with the movie. So Carrie buys shoes and says, how much are these?

And the shopkeep, in quite an understandably thick Arabic accent, says, 100 dirham. And it would be pretty cool if Carrie had got confused, because what he's saying is 100 drones. That's a currency over there, and the shoes are super expensive as well, actually.

Now think about it because those drones aren't cheap. 100 drones for a pair of shoes. How much? What's the market value for a drone? Well, I don't know. It's like if you think in Middle East, it's attack drones that come into your head, isn't it? It's the army ones and they're like five grand. What's he going to do with 100 drones?

He's going to take Kuwait. That shoe merchant is. Yeah, dude. He's had his eye on Kuwait for a really long time. He's starting the third Gulf War with him and the drones that he got from Kerry in exchange for his shirt. He was a plant by Stephen Brady. Yeah. In their plans for his shirt. He was a plant by Stephen Brady. Yeah.

In their plans for world domination. Yeah, absolutely. It is actually Steve wearing a mask, a very convincing mask. And he rips it off and he says to Miranda, why are you buying all of, why are you buying all these spices? Come home to New York. I've made it better now. I've made a home for us.

Your mother's still living with us So's mine Brady's taking the stores You can live there if you want Our son Brady He lives in the stores now Our son Brady Is eight years old

Yeah He's the rat king And he's running the stores He's the rat king now You ought to be You ought to be very proud of your kid. Fuck, it'd be good to be the rat king. I'd definitely live in the sewers if I could train all of the rats to worship me.

There's something very appealing about living underground. Yeah, the subterranean lifestyle. You think about it and you're like, very attractive. There's a lot to love about it. I think especially when you're younger, the secretive nature of it and the notion that you're living underneath all the action and no one knows you're there it's quite exciting you're up to no good what are you doing down there you're training all the rats for one to do what to train smaller creatures so they're inclined you've got like an entire ecosystem of chain of command what it sounds like if all the only the

sole purpose of training the rats is to train other creatures why don't just cut the middleman and train the smaller creatures yourself time consuming if you can train teach it's like the saying teach a rat to teach and you'll only teach one day in your life teach a rat to teach and you'll only teach once but the the proverb that's where that comes. That's where that comes from. That's where that comes from. I've heard that saying so many times, and it's never made sense to me until right now. Brady. Teach a rat to teach, and you'll only teach once. Brady's also fixing himself up a lovely rat jacket with live rats.

A rat jacket. A rat tuxedo. Oh, man. That'd be dope. It's a clothemate. A rat tuxedo Oh man that'd be dope It's a clothed mat They're fastened to one another

Using runoff from Mr Big's jascooses And rat saliva Yucky right And when he emerges from the sewers He's dressed entirely in rat In formal rat attire And semen And he announces his presence

By saying I'm the rat king I'm the rat king. I'm the rat king and I'm here to help Steve retake Kuwait. It's a very industrious family he's got going there. They're very ambitious. They're doers is what I like about them. They're not sitting around in bed on a Saturday morning wallowing around reading the

newspaper. They're going out there training rats to train other animals they're making jackets out of their pets and semen and they're taking kuwait using drones like they're getting shit done their to-do list scares me the concept of the to-do list is like a terrifying amount of work and it really, it stresses me out Just thinking about it But they're active That's what I love about them That's what I love about them

Steve has also started running At a statewide spelling bee To find the top Speller of traditional American English And appoint that person As his like servant Yeah

As his His Right hand man No no no He wants to like Find the best speller And make them feel terrible About themselves

They don't get They're not in a position of power Yeah okay They have to run all of his odd jobs Like taking the rat suits To the dry cleaners A man's suit And the dry cleaners say

What do you want me to do? I can't clean this. It's thousands of rats glued together with semen. Yeah. You got to do it for me, mister. On my bus, Steve is going to be very angry. And the rat king, his son, Brady, I'm terrified of him.

Who isn't scared of the rat king? Rat kings are those collections of rats where their tails get infused at birth, eh? And then they live together as a pack And they like figure out how to do that That's terrifying It's so cool No one knows if they're real or not

In a Russian museum they claim to have one But some people think it's fake That they've just made it themselves But it's supposedly like a preserved rat king Yeah because all the tails are put in a beautiful bow Yeah that was a dead giveaway Putin, you sly dog You can't fool us

Putin spends all of his downtime tying rat tails together like daisy chains Oh, that's cute It makes him way less of a dick when you think about that I wouldn't describe Vladimir Putin with his shirt off tying rat tails together It's cute Well, in my head it's like a daisy chain It's cute Well In my head It's like a daisy chain It's like our kids

Sit down in the grass And do a daisy chain But he is doing it with rats Which makes it Not as disgusting As constructing a jacket Using them and semen But still bad

Yeah Still not good What did you enjoy In the movie this week Here's my shining light Here it comes Right at your Mustachioed face

Guy Montgomery It was when Miranda says It'll be fun I can't remember What was your shining light? Here it comes. Right at your mustachioed face, Guy Montgomery. It was when Miranda says, it'll be fun. I can't remember what she's talking about. Oh, when they're going out to ride camels. Yeah. They travel out there in four separate Maybacks, which are loaded, all of them to the hilt with stuff. Like when they pull up.

Oh, and you saw Continuity this week. Oh, that was so satisfying. Right out of the gates. Oh, my goodness. Twouity this week. Oh, that was so satisfying. Right out of the gates. Oh, my goodness. Two minutes, 30 seconds in. There's a guy. And it's during Carrie's flashback to 1986. 86 when she first comes to New York City.

And there's a guy who's holding a Sony Walkman, which I loved to begin with. I'd never noticed that before. He's got those old school Sony headphones in. And he's got a bum bag. And he's wearing like a yellow sweater, and it's that old thing of a double walk-by. So he walks by, carry it in the wide.

I mean, you'll remember it from those two girls in Kmart and grown-ups too. Exactly. When they're exercising on the gym equipment, the double walk-by. You know, we all remember that fondly. The walkman man walks past in the wide, and so he's on the other side of the carryout of shot,

and then they go to a tighter shot, and he walks through the shot again. And I got so much satisfaction out of the fact that they fucked up so early, and I caught it. Yeah, you did good. You did good, kid. But that wasn't my shining light.

My shining light was Marina. They've gone out. Miranda really gravitated toward this week. It's because you thought she was on opium the whole time.. But yeah, it's true. They've gone out. Miranda I really gravitated toward this week. It's because you thought she was on opium the whole time. Oh yeah, that's true. That did help me sympathize with her character some. But I really detested Charlotte. Hated Charlotte this week.

She's such a whiny trollop. Trollop's a good word. Yeah, it's a tough, it's not a good movie for Charlotte. No. Charlotte is not a good movie for Charlotte No Charlotte is not a good time The only person who's got a harder job Of having to sell something in the movie Apart from Charlotte with the entire script

Is the woman in the At the end in the flower shop Yeah who has to say So the main one The kind of leader Of the book club Their carry Their carry Says that was quite a show

You put on out there And then Miranda says Yeah terrible So disrespectful And she says yes I quite enjoyed it The men were very upset What did she say

The men will be Upset for a very long time For days For days Months Years Some Ever Yeah Ever Upset for a very long time For days For days Months Years Some Ever

Yeah Ava Ever Like forever No I thought you were saying Ava Why would she say Ava? I don't know

That doesn't make any sense I thought it might have been like a A praise bee kind of thing In Arabic Ava No How do you know? You look so earnest a praise bee kind of thing. In Arabic? Ava. No. How do you know?

You look so earnest because that's like why the line sucks so much because it's like the men will be upset for four days, weeks, months, years,

some, ever. And on a page that's sort of like you can tell how it's supposed to work because for ever. But you've got so much distance

Between the word for Oh no way That's how bad that line is I'll have to check in next week That's mind blowing That you Like even explaining it once You didn't get it

Let alone seeing the movie Almost a dozen times Yeah it's not great It's damning of the movie It's an indictment on uh michael patrick king king if anyone who directs wearing a velvet jacket purple purple velvet jacket yeah as as is well known as has been written about countless times on tmz entertainment weekly on TMZ, Entertainment Weekly, E! Us Weekly, OK! NW, New Idea, Australian Women's Weekly, New Zealand Women's Weekly, Women's Day, The TV Guide, Rolling Stone, AV Club.

You did well, champ. Yeah, well, I mean, it's been very well covered. I was looking at your eyeline to see where you were reading those from they were just coming out of your brain box huh yeah mate you're a clever cookie you know a lot of things in there you know a lot of magazines and outlets yeah i'm real smart bro i can list a handful of gossip magazines i'm a real switched on cat absolutely you're gonna go places i'm a glamour puss. You are not. Stop saying that. I'm a glamorous pussy cat.

You're not. I've got a diamond collar. No. I'm owned by two wealthy real estate vendors. Patricia Warrenson. Yes. And Les Handers. Les Handers.

Dutch, presumably. Yes. Dutch name. Correct. Yeah. handers these handers Dutch presumably yes correct yeah so what do you do with your Glenopost day they feed me

I have my own cow oh wow my own Friesian cow wow where I where I drink milk

from directly how do you spend your time I spend your time? I spend my time napping off the milk. You are a glamour post. And I go to fancy swanky cat stews. Oh, I love it.

I go to the cat ball. The cat's pajamas. That's the name of the club. That is the name of a popular nightclub that I used to co-own. But I had a falling out with my business partner. Did you? Mr. Pussycat. Which I thought was a very unoriginal name for a cat.

Yeah, I thought so too. We had a dispute. I suspected whoever thought of it had really started to run out of steam after a run of really good names. Yeah, I thought that too. But Mr. Pussycat and you No longer No longer business affiliates Okay I haven't spoken to him for five years You can't win them all

He has run the cat's pyjamas into the ground He got addicted to catnip is what I heard Yeah On the good stuff Well he was formerly owned by a drug addict named Miranda Who was never the same once she returned from a trip to Abu Dhabi Yeah that's where she got addicted to opium Yeah and came back to a very...

She keeps calling it spices, though. She came back to a very different New York than the one she left. Her husband ran out on her to become mayor of New York, and her son, her beloved son Brady... For the sole purpose of rewording every dictionary, or retyping every dictionary, and her son is in charge of the sewer system by training rats I think she's okay with that

I think she's kind of proud of him for that I think it's his fashion choices which she really takes issue with we've all taken issue with his fashion choices

because they're not good they're not good choices my shining light yeah if you're curious of course I am Guy I want to know what you think I wanted to say this I always enjoy it I don't know why Shining light. Yeah. If you're curious. Of course I am. Guy.

Oh, my shining light. I want to know what you think. I wanted to say this. I always enjoy it. I don't know why. It's just the rhythm of the delivery of the line always sticks out at me. But when the girls are, it's in between that guy singing Feels Like The First Time by Foreigner, as we've established. Yeah.

Rub some salt in that Boston-sized wound, would you? I got a wound the size of Boston over here. The band, though. The city. When the girls are about to go up, one of the MCs, there's two karaoke MCs, and one of them has this quite fun accent. And he's like, we are waiting for you, America. Yeah, yeah. He sounds like maybe West Indies, sort of zone.

I couldn't place it. But yeah. Not West Indies, sort of zone. I couldn't place it. But yeah. Not quite Jamaican, but maybe Caribbean. Every week I hear that line. That line always jumps out at me. Yeah. We're waiting on you, America. Yeah.

They're fun guys, those guys. They are fun guys. Super fun guys, the two of them. And they're wearing, they're actually actually I reckon their fashion Is the closest Like No To me going You guys look dope

Their fashion is ludicrous Nah it's awesome They're in like crazy hoodies And they've both got American style Baseball caps on Like a bunch of winners And they're indoors

And they've got both Caps and their hoods on They're players Players gonna play Play play play Game recognised game 100% Players gonna play Yeah play play Game recognised game 100% Players gonna play

Yeah All of these things Alright Hashtag N I S H

F Noodles To floor Hashtag Nish Uh Nish Now it's time For everyone's favourite

Weekly segment What's he wearing Where did he go to Who's his hat Who's Who's his hat? Who's his hat? Who wears his hat? It's an important question and one that we delve into every week.

A part of the movie about half an hour in, where there is a man drinking a whole lot of coffee very quickly and leaving. And he's forgotten his hat. He has. But who is the hat? This week. His hat was played by Hansans kristen anderson oh that's interesting that's a name i'm familiar with yeah yeah what's your familiarity with the name hans kristen anderson well i'm trying to remember if he was the guy who wrote robinson crusoe

and i can't remember he might not be that guy. I actually don't know who that is either. But anyway, he's been... You've really set us up for a fall here, big guy. Well,

he's been cast to play the man's hat. Right. But it's not even relevant because he doesn't put the hat on at the start in the scene that sets up him

at the coffee shop. Right. So he doesn't feature in the movie at all. He's still got his fee. And Christian Anderson did. He got $25 an hour. Well, if he is who I think he is, he in the movie at all. He's still got his fee. Hans Christian Andersen did. He got $25 an hour. Well, if he is who I think he is, he's very dead.

Yeah, from beyond the grave. It's gone to his estate. Yeah, the hat is an urn with the ashes of Hans Christian Andersen in it. I'm not quite prepared to release our attempts at finding out where that gentleman's off to as well, though. I think we... I'm quite keen to dig into that yeah um what he's he's he's off to secure investors for mr biggs he's just he's uh one of the sales executives for this exciting new product mr biggs just goosy this has been a disgusting episode. You did this. Yeah, I know. You did it.

It wasn't me. I didn't do this. You know what the beauty of this is? It's everything we say. We are just puppets. We're vessels for Sex and the City 2. So I didn't do this. Sex and the City 2 did this.

There was a lot of hubbub online this week about the possibility of a third Sex and the City movie being made. And I'm happy to report, bullshit. Pure hubbub at this point. What it was is SJP, as I call her now, as of right this moment, she's releasing more of her products into Bloomingdale's, and then everyone got confused,

because it was like a teaser campaign on Instagram, and everyone thought it was a reveal. It's pretty good. That's pretty savvy PR from SJP. She's on to it. Presumably no one gives a fuck about the products she wears because she dresses like a maniac. And so she muddied the waters.

It's called aspirational dressing. You look at her and you go, I would never, ever, ever wear what she's wearing, but I would at some point in my life like to be nuts and just bonkers enough to be able to put that together brave enough yeah confident enough creative and confident we also figured out when she puts on the hat at the wedding that she becomes possessed by the spirit of lazarus yeah lazarus feeds on children there's like there's a lot

happening in this movie i do not recommend you watch it, but I do recommend that you stick around for next week's episode when we continue to unpack. Are you wrapping this up? I've got to go. I've got to go, yeah. Okay, fair enough. Yeah, well, we're going to slam.

We've got a bit of podcasting to do, brother. We've got a lot of podcast-related business to attend to. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I don't want to get into that just yet. Okay. Because I'm going to make a fully fledged apology. But it's got to, there's a lot that's got to go into that. Fully fledged apology, are you?

Fleshed. I think I was going for fleshed out, like a fully fleshed out apology. But I got confused midway through. Look, essentially what we're saying is to those of you who are still waiting on your Indiegogo perks is that they are forthcoming and we apologize for the delay. I find it difficult to apologize for it because I feel so bad about it.

Because it's like it has been a completely unreasonable amount of time. It's May. I feel terrible about it. People us money man we had a commitment and i we still have a commitment we absolutely do and and now that um some of the shit's been shifted off our plate we're gonna dig into that stuff but i feel like do you know what i feel like i feel like i should have to sit in mr big's just usually um as like peanuts oh I'll work eat his shit like eat it just do it this is becoming puerile well I agree I

think it would be an appropriate punishment for you specifically to sit in the hot tub of semen down on a nag Jesus Christ I'm getting out of here thanks Yeah, you should. Thanks for listening. Okay, bye everybody. It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time.

It's the worst idea of all time. Season two.