The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode Fifty One - Reporting In

Episode Date: March 2, 2016

Guy and Tim are watching Sex and The City 2 for the second to last time EVER! It's an exciting time, producing a surprisingly low energy episode. Beaten and battle-worn, the lads have allowed the Sandlerverse to pop its head back into the fold and Guy has an insane theory about what background characters on the phone are doing. Whitecliff Jean features, as does Roald Dahl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎵 It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time. Season 2. 🎵 Hello and welcome to the worst idea of all time, episode number 50. With myself, Tim Bette. One. Sex and the City 2 I would like to introduce you to the concept of the podcast. And it is this. Guy Montgomery and myself have been watching Sex and the City 2 for the last calendar year. If you're starting here, it's cheating. Yeah, it is. Stop. Back up, donkey. Go back in time, you donkey.

You fucking donkey with opposable thumbs and a smartphone. If it sounds echoey, that's because we're coming to you live from New York City, but you probably knew that from a mini episode we haven't recorded yet, but we'll record immediately after this and then release before this episode, so you've already heard it. It's like the pre-taped call-in show sketch from Mr. Show.

Yes, it is. That's a bloody good guess, that one. And the echoey nature corresponds with the environ that we're currently recording in a beautiful airbnb that doesn't have any

hidden cameras in it that we know about yet and it's all here there's a bathroom there's a toilet in it there is a fridge freezer to keep perishables cool and crisp

and there's even a radiator spewing heated us from the corner relentlessly it's crazy when we first walked in it was like oh the apartment's on fire it's just the radiator just two surfboards um both decorative cool guy very cool guy i would give this guy it's not booked through my airbnb Five stars Fuck that's a lot Exactly as advertised That is a whole lot Guy

Tim The movie Yeah Wasn't into it this week And I hope and pray that we find one That you know really just fucking nails it You know what I mean Like one of these watches

One of these takes Before we dive into the movie tip this is obviously uh the the home stretch to say the least yeah if we were marathon runners we'd be turning into the stadium now you know turning into oh right i thought you meant like transforming into a stadium yeah i mean how incredible would that be if that's what happened if you think that you're turning into a stadium i'm a stadium now that's how that's what happened when you went marathon running? If you think that you're turning into a stadium. I'm a stadium now. That's how well I've been running. I've transformed into a big arena.

I don't think that's a goal for marathon runners. I don't think they hope to transform into large facilities that host sports events. And that's why I love you guys. You're ambitious. You think bigger than the average cat. No, no. In this circumstance, you're the ambitious one with dreams of becoming a stadium i think you planted this seed no no you just misinterpreted what i'm saying what i'm saying tim is that we've run 41 kilometers okay we've watched sex in the city too how many

kilometers 51 times 42 42 okay and accordingly what is mood? Is it one of jubilant excitement that the race is almost over? Or are you still in the trenches like, I've just got to get over the line? I'm digging through, but it's like you feel the pain of what you've done Is it a good pain? It is right now, yeah Because I know it's kind of like, sort of like stigmata, you know There's like a religious martyrism about it where it's like I bear these wounds and this pain

for a particular reason and it is to relinquish myself and others of their sin. That's how you see this? That's just the kind of pain. That's what I feel. That's the kind of pain I'm experiencing. Okay, could you please articulate to me why you're doing this i still don't know i can't answer that question is it is it from is there a higher calling yes this is religious no this oh no when you say

higher i thought you just meant you know just like broader just wider a hired calling there's not a hired calling no one's asked as you well know no one has asked us to do this the calling is internal and it is inner and it is strong so yeah well that's comes from within hey you're in a good spot and i like that yeah and then the last one the last watch will be in front uh well yeah it'll be just before we do the show that is finally the time um and that's a that's a really thrilling prospect that we can close the book on this chapter of our lives and move forward onward is the march that's going to be the most emphatic book closing of all time it's like when you get a big dictionary and you open it in the middle and you slam it shut when you're a little kid

just for that satisfying thump for that thump um how are you feeling yeah i think we're in a similar spot uh i mean i can say for a fact we are i'm about 30 centimeters from you on a couch right now i just yeah it's like it's the movie's no good it was sort of like knowing that i'm about to be released from its depths it's kind of this might be like the last day in prison where it's sort of it's almost nostalgic you reflect on your time you think about what you did to put you there and you're like well never again i can't wait to get out of here but in a weird way there are aspects of it i'll miss i know the pork riblets on tuesday yeah you know i'm speaking as obviously you're in the metaphor

not yeah um but i hear you bro i'm with you on that there were bits in the movie where i was just like yeah i had it had it it was like i'm gonna i don't know i'm gonna miss some of you guys who are you gonna miss i'm gonna miss coffee of you guys Who are you gonna miss? I'm gonna miss Coffee Guy You know We saw There's no getting around that His resting place today Guys

We had a huge thing Happen to us today Which I'm gonna assume We'll get into more In the mini episode So we've already talked about it From your perspective But this Sex and the City tour

That we went on With Elise Holy shit It was great. Yeah. It was a good tour. It really tired me out, though. I got so sleepy on that bus.

Absolutely. It's three and a half hours long. But as Tim said, you've already heard about it if you so chose to listen to The Friend Zone Episode 3. If you did not, just take our word for it. We did it. Uh-oh, our girlfriends are here. That's good.

No, I mean, I'm going to have to put the thingy down for a sec. You're going to let them in? Yeah, I can pad for time. All right. Although you won't hear what I'm saying, and I would love your feedback on it, but that's okay. I'll just forge ahead with reckless abandon. So many cables.

Oh, God. Jesus. Deep cut fans of the podcast will know that there's a man early on at Bergdorf Goodman talking into a phone who each week, I believe, is checking in with some higher up, some superior to say, good news, sir. I've seen them. Tim and Guy are back for another helping. And for a very long time, that's been the extent of the theory I have.

However, this week, just by sort of, I think because I don't want to lose the opportunity to make more connections and see what's happening, I was observing other people who use telephones in the film, but with a little bit more, like, intensity. And so they're people who are on the phone, not necessarily for the sake of the movie they're just background actors whose task or motivation that they've chosen or has been given

to them by mattress pikelet king uh is there on the phone and there were two people namely one on the red carpet in a suit in the background of shot who's talking on the phone probably at the 45 minute mark reporting to his superior who's presumably the same one, there is an intricate conspiracy theory at play here, that yes, they are still watching the film, things are going great. And then once more I say, a woman clad in white clothing at the hotel as soon as the girls arrive in Abu Dhabi doing the exact same thing. Three different people, the same boss, all reporting on the facts doing the exact same thing. Three different people, the same

boss, all reporting on the facts saying the same thing. Truly the ramblings of a madman. It's such a meta conclusion to draw from what you're saying. You're getting some clues on a screen and you've got some interdimensional vibes that you're tapping into. What do you think about it?

If anyone could relate to the theory, it would be you. Dude, you know that I love my insane conspiracy theories and you know that we have connected some dots which don't necessarily have the shortest path between them on this season. But that particular note that you've hit, that you've talked about before is fucking bonkers it's crazy and it's it terrifies and impresses impresses me that it came out of your head you don't believe that there are people in the film acting in the film reporting on us watching the film to mattress

pikelet king that is not my interpretation of what's going on i do love it though you don't believe that mattress public king has hired transcendental time traveling intergalactic extras to i'm not saying that's not happening but it's it's not a conclusion that i have drawn myself so you're telling me there's a chance that is what i'm saying absolutely but you believe this in your heart of hearts and sometimes in life, and scientists won't tell you this, sometimes feeling is enough. Sometimes emotion is proof. Sometimes instead of listening to logic and reason and evidence, you just have to look within yourself for the real truth. Listen to your heart when he's calling for you. Listen to your heart when he's calling for you listen to your heart there's nothing else you can do i don't know where you're going and i don't know why listen to your heart before you tell him

goodbye deep the thing that we've glossed over so far is the fact that we're in new york city which is quite a big deal for us yeah it, it's a very exciting place to be. It's a big apple. We're here. I saw the big library where Ghostbusters was filmed and also some bits from the Sex and the City series, which we learned during the tour. That we've already talked about.

Yeah. And are therefore not speaking about presently. If you'd stop bringing it up for once in your life, Deanne. I apologise. Oh, yeah, we're going to... So off the back of the incredible script read of Grown Ups 2 that we did in LA. You know what would be funny? If we just keep saying everything, every thought we started, we just said, oh, we've talked about that in the mini-ep.

And then we just don't record one. So this is just like 40 minutes or so of just half sentences of the beginnings of thoughts but not the end beckett produced this podcast we're nice waiting for sandler uh wait is that what you were thinking of waiting for yeah conversation um we got into an interesting rhythm because we've had to revisit the Grown Ups 2 universe because we had to re-edit that script where we married the two. The DNA is coming together. We're splicing the two movies together. So there are certain beats that the movie hits

where we just chuck a Grown Ups 2 line in there. That's right. What we watched today was 90% Sex and the City 2, 10% Grown-ups 2. And I tell you what, better than the sum of its parts. Absolutely. I think we've speculated before, if you brought the two together I think they'd both benefit from it.

The characters could counterbalance each other. It's like those weird relationships where you think that both people are punching above their division. If you put them together, we could actually walk up to Wycliffe Jean and say, Hey, Wycliffe Jean, check this out. Two wrongs can make a right. And then moonwalk out of there.

And Wycliffe Jean would be like, I don't know who those people are. I don't know what they've made. But my God, that's a good moonwalk for a white boy. That's exactly what he'd say. I can't believe you're attributing two wrongs that make a right solely to Whitecliffe John. That's where the proverb started. I challenge that. Okay.

Present your evidence. Who do you attribute the quote to? I got nothing. And therefore you win. And therefore Whitecliffe John did start that proverb. I want to tell you about a beacon of light sent down from God himself on high to me, Guy Montgomery, during my 51st watch of Sex and the City 2. Let me hear it. Movie premiere.

There's a lot of excitement. There's a lot of people saying Heart of the Desert. This one is in the running at the 84th Annual Academy Awards. Yes. Smith Garrett breakout role. Absolutely. The four friends of ours

Big, Carrie, Stanford and Anthony on the red carpet wearing their pathetic VIP bands they're silver you can buy them anywhere they're those holographic-y kind of ones like sparkly they show them to the security guard

who's very sceptical that any of these people have any business being at the premiere and Anthony's acting is exceptional he's given very little to do and he does it very well he doesn't even make icon he's so insulted by the notion that he doesn't belong on the red carpet and as a vip member of the film premiere he looks not through but just past he barely he's just like of course now from memory of my 51 watches of this film,

Anthony doesn't get a line because it's Stanford who says, we're VIP, see? And then like dangles his wrist in the air with the band on it. No, Stanford says that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. So you're commenting, you're complimenting Anthony who doesn't even get a line in that bit, right? That's right.

That's the best kind of acting. That's the hardest bit to nail. They say. Silent acting. Acting is reacting. I think Wyclef Jean said that. Really? Yeah, he said it.

He was talking about a movie in the recording booth with the other Fugees. And he said, well, the thing with acting is it's reacting. And then Lauren Hill said, yes. Yeah. And then there was some drama scribe who stole the thought, who was working as an audio producer at the time, but his real passion was writing books about theory and acting. A little goblin man who hangs out below theaters,

just scribbling ideas down that come out during rehearsal, treading the boards, under the boards, treading water under the boards. A little goblin man in the sewers, scrolling down ideas. Sounds like some weird fusion between Brady and Mr. Big Yeah Like they had a sperm blend In the jascoosie Oh god

That's not how that works What if it's a What if it's a combination Of bloodlines Down the track Yeah that's possible But has Mr. Big Maybe not found

In the jascoosie The temperature at which You can actually fuse DNA Oh okay So it's it's kind of like a melting point of a substance this is this is a bit weird sperm can becomes malleable on a on a like atomic scale on a molecular level on a dna level yeah and it just starts starts riffing and scatting between itself and grabbing a bit of this and chucking it in the air and yeah i like that what yeah see

that's kind of that reminds me of like the mystical brown note in music that there is a a note that you can hit that makes people shit themselves people lose their bowels yeah it's like a great great urban legend and i like this as well that there is there is a temperature out there that if you can get it within this fraction of a window sperm will start combining with other sperm it's exciting these are exciting times to be alive science is doing stuff now that people 100 years ago 10 years ago even wouldn't have thought possible this is what kurzweil was talking about this is exactly what he was talking about so he say his name i don't know who you're talking about um yeah he's a big thinker a big thinker um i want to tell you my shining light real quick because i'm going to forget it otherwise in the boardroom where we

meet tom who is a pig who i love the guy who they try to give the case to who i always figured was like a junior partner, and you said, no, he's not. And I was like adamant that he was. But there was no proof to support my assertion that he's a junior member of that firm. I think his name's Kevin, and you would think that I would know that by now.

I'm going to say Kevin. Kevin gets given the case, and then he says, ah, it's Miranda's case. It's the only line that he gets in the whole film it's the only time we see him and fuck he's good he was underutilized in this film you could say that about a lot of people you could say that the uh well actually i could only say that about kevin and bay doon we love bay doon he's a talent what about captain red shorts uh captain red shorts could use a lot more of him yeah

well i think that's more for us though like we don't know that he's a great actor i know for a fact he's i've watched him two weeks in a row and been spellbound the guy has got chops what i'm saying is if they divvied up the workload better yeah maybe said to uh sjp yeah and cynthia yeah and kristen and samantha hey we respect that the reason this exists is because of the phenomenal work you've done across the television series in the first movie first ad bernie sanders but uh the units going i want i want the top one percent of actors to do exactly i don't want 90 of the ones going to the top 1% more powerful than that Mattress Pikelet King's been reading a lot about communism and he's sort of trying to instill

it across the sets on which he works so he refuses to buy into the concept of a leading actor and supporting actors all actors are made equal none more equal than others Captain Red Shorts, you get exactly the same amount of screen time as SJP. Yeah, I like that.

And then everyone's on an even footing to shine. Shine on through. You know who would shine the most this week? Kevin. My God, if he had more screen time. You should look him up. Forget about it. You could go hang out with Kevin in a different movie.

Maybe I should. Maybe he lives here in New York City. That's the beautiful thing about being in here we don't know who's around no we don't know who we'll run into have you seen a celeb uh no didn't someone say willem defoe was kicking about in the east village when we went through on the tour today or maybe they said that they saw him a different time i don't know know. They described his teeth as chiclets, whoever it was. At least said that. There you go. Tell her that we sent you

if you go on that tour. Yeah. I haven't seen any other celebs. I didn't see Willem Dafoe either. Don't feel bad about it. How about you? No. We were with you the whole time. It's a deep cut. How are you feeling about grown ups too

at the moment like where are you sitting with that it doesn't it's an interesting phenomenon because we put it to bed and we've gone for 12 months and we really shut the door and walked out on that

and now we've got a little phone call from it going hey I know we broke up a long time ago but do you want to go get a coffee sometime and it's like yeah I think enough time's passed that we could probably you know we're on the level we can have a coffee we're all adults here and so we did recently and i'll tell you what man we had a lot of fun yeah most recent coffee was grown up so we had a lot i think you have a lot of fun but you also think but there's a re you

know there's a reason that we went our separate ways always a reason hey it was really good to see i'm glad you're doing well. Yeah. Respectfully. Yeah. Probably not going to hang out again for a while. Yeah. Nothing against you. We had a good time.

There's a reason we were together in the first place. And it's like closure in a way. It's like, it's cool to see you. Good to see that you've perked up a bit and you're doing okay. And now I really won't see you again. Growing up as two walked away and was like, I am worried about Tim and Guy.

They are not good. Because we have found ourselves another abusive relationship. We're really just going from misguided partner to misguided partner. I just want to know what it feels like to be loved by a movie guy. I want to be held in its warm embrace. Tenderly. Gingerly. Some people treat movies like they're a warm blanket.

Familiar friends. Company. Not us, though. No. This is an unwashed blanket. It's horrible. It's got lice in it. Yeah, it's...

And tuberculosis. Lice actually like cleanliness. Yeah, I've heard this. It doesn't make any sense to me. If I was a lice, I would... Do you think lice i would like if do you think lice know how we talk about them like they don't they think that they're really well liked and clean and popular they'd be devastated that we think they're filthy they'd be like oh

oh but we only hang out in the cleanest spots that is such an unfair reputation for us how could humans think that we only hang out in pristine areas it reminds me of i can't remember what roald dahl book this is from the witches maybe about how you shouldn't wash if you're a kid you shouldn't bathe because then the witches will smell you if you're dirty what they're smelling is like the dirt then it masks the scent but if you clean yourself then you smell of child and they'll find you and they'll get you. Don't wash. Don't wash, kids.

Hashtag don't wash. Do not do it. Well, he bit all the he-dogs and he bit all the she-dogs What's he wearing? Why is he in the Big Apple? Those are nice brogues. That's the question. We ask it every week. We've still yet to get to the bottom of this one. Ah, ye old coffee guy.

What could compel a man, a mortal man as far as we know, to inhale hot liquid java as quickly as humanly possible to burn three layers of skin from the inside of his mouth and then bound at the cafe doors into the big bad world? You're not going to believe this, dude? Bruh? In the split second that we do not see Coffee Guy in between his three massive gulps where he consumes 33% of a cup of coffee in each one.

33.3 recurring. He has received a text message from one party Schwarzenegger saying, hey bruh, i've got a great business idea one word mishitsky holy he has been so struck with the beauty and the brilliance and he's just in awe of this thing that he has to get the fuck out of there as soon as possible he gets his paper and he bails because he needs to get some transport to get over to party schwarzenegger's place they need to find some napkins to write down some business plans because that's how you make a billion dollar idea come to fruition

what do you think would get coffee guys so excited by the prospect of a moshitsky which uh we tested you know or party schwarzenegger tested on the open market, and the feedback was negative. Dangerous, unnecessary, these are some of the words we saw. We are not the marketing visionaries that a coffee guy Party Schwarzenegger alliance would be. That is a powerful team. That's the kind of advertising tour de force that comes along once in a generation the meeting of those two minds is unparalleled and without rival it is peerless some of you

might not be familiar with the concept of a machete ski it's pretty much a jet ski with two ultra large machetes strapped onto the front. That's exactly what it sounds like. You hear it, you see the name written on the tin, you think, I know what's in that tin, and you're right. And they're fabulous ideas because they work. How did Paddy Schwarzenegger get Wind of Coffee Guy and his marketing now?

I think great minds like that can't help but be drawn together you know what i mean it's like cs lewis and lewis carroll hung out together because they were both literary giants live at the same time you know if newton sir isaac newton and einstein were alive in the same time which they weren't but if they were they would have been buddies you know so you're telling me they're on the level they're both on the level that no one else is on. And I call that level the plateau because no one's above them. Makes a lot of sense. Coffee guy likes to party.

Why do you think he's so hopped up the whole time he's awake? And party Schwarzenegger loves it. It's in his name. It's the first bit. That's right. It's the titular part of his name. Machitskis are the most party way to travel. Like, there's nothing.

Think of a mode of transport that says party louder than rocking up to somewhere on a body of water with huge knives protruding out the front. Stainless steel knives. Powerful fucking play. Stainless steel knives, haters. You're not going to get us there. Take that.

These things don't rust no they don't even in the corrosive ocean god damn powerful team powerful duo I for one am terrified

at the prospect of the Meschitzky being put on the open market I don't think humanity is ready well there's only one way to find out and luckily for us

these two geniuses have gotten together and we will find out soon enough. But, you know, the important bit is the guy's got a lot on at the moment, and he's off pursuing it. As always. What a journey he's been on this year.

Yeah. In some ways, he's covered the most ground. Like, in terms of the frequent flyer miles, that guy could probably afford to buy an island on his at this point in the game. He's got platinum status. I invented a status, and it's called coffee status. It goes bronze, silver, gold, platinum, diamond, coffee. Diamond above platinum and coffee above all.

That is tattooed across his back. Yeah, those words. Scripture style. That's what's up he's actually got on his back he's got bronze status and then a line through it silver status then a line through it gold status line through it platinum status line through it diamond status line through it and then coffee status no line through it because he was previously drinking boiled down precious metals it's like guys in the army who get tattoos depending on how many kills they've had,

like confirmed kills. It's that kind of thing. But he's chopping off status levels with his frequent fly program. On the podcast. Yeah. We are so far down the rabbit hole, bro. Yeah, dude.

Yeah. It's made all the more real by the fact that our girlfriends came home and they're just kind of hearing these bits and bobs and tell you what it gives you a little perspective

on the insane conclusions that we draw it'll be weird listening yep Zoe's mouthing at us the word weird so we qualify

Sophie she's just in the room she responded with a yeah okay hey baby how you going that's good nothing

just saying how you going the interesting thing is despite the fact that Paddy Schwarzenegger has found Coffee Guy and they've formed a brutal alliance

in the name of fun everywhere. Mr. Big, he's a solo act. Yeah, well, that's what I was about to say. As long as we're at the very bottom of the rabbit hole, we might as well pick up the book that's by our feet. Yeah, absolutely, dude. Leaf through some pages. Flip through them.

You know, see what's been written down. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah,'s been written down. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah, that's a book. Good, okay. On that page. Okay, there's a naked woman and the picture of an atom. I'm not sure what that's about. Absolutely not.

We've got a cat and a cheese board. Well, that I'm interested in, but also by the looks of what's at the bottom of the page It's probably illegal to even talk about Okay This one appears to be Hold on for a second It's a zodiac

Like all of the signs of the zodiac And a lot of like math just scrawled over the top of it So there's some There's some like heebie-jeebie shit I'm stopping here Okay Yeah Mr. Big is the Zodiac Killer

Fact Holy shit Busted bro That's a dark roast brother Chris Noah if you can't run away You can't hide behind the church We know what's happening Hold on

Is Big the Zodiac Killer or is Chris Noah The preacher turned actor It's all here, man. It's all one thing. Damn. It's all bleeding in and folding in on itself. This is like what happens when the universe ends. It's like all the energy sort of disappears.

This is that shit called... You know how the universe is expanding and then it stops and then it contracts on itself? No, I don't. Zoe, what's that thing called? That thing where the universe, like, retreats into itself? Entropy.

That's it. This is entropy. I don't know what entropy is. I don't really spend a lot of my time thinking about what the universe is doing. It's all on the fucking page, if you'd look at it. That's chicken scratch.

You can't make out what's written down there. It's like matrix code. You've got to kind of look through it. We have stumbled into something much bigger than ourselves. Absolutely. That crime was up until right now unsolved. Oh, shit.

Can we even release this? I am not sure. I don't know what the legality around it is the thing is though i mean there's a lot of symbols and math on here i don't know if i'm interpreting it 100 correctly and if we're saying that mr big is the zodiac killer or if he's found out who the zodiac killer is actually if you turn the whole book around and look at it the other way, it's just a really, really good etching of Mark Ruffalo's face. Oh, would you look at that? Do you think he's just done a sketch?

Yeah. Isn't that weird that if you turn Mark Ruffalo's face around, you get a series of symbols that tell you that big is the Zodiac Killer? Isn't that weird? That is unlikely and almost definitely a sign of insanity. Because you look at a movie like Avengers,

and you see him, you see Banner, and you're like, there's something very watchable about you and you can't put your finger on it, right? And then you don't know it, but it's because all of the symbology leading you to the killer of the Zodiac Killer is the inverse of the space.

There's a lot of, yeah, there are movie, there's actually a bar just over the road from where we're staying where people go and watch the Avengers while they're doing handstands. And you said to me today, you said that's a really, I don't get it. Now I do.

It was all in the book. New York is a crazy place and a friendly town. It sure is. Everything you've heard... Sorry for burping on the microphone as well. That's disgusting, isn't it? They didn't hear. You could have got away with that

if it wasn't for your meddling kid brain. Okay, nice recovery. I tell you what, everything you hear about the stabbings and things, I haven't experienced it myself. You haven't been stabbed? Not today, Death. I haven't. God myself you haven't been stabbed not today death i haven't god this thing is loaded with references to terrible movies yeah yeah it is if you haven't

heard tall death to a splat go google that go get it in you jesus christ i can't wait to put this thing to bed to be honest that's right this is what it must be like to be a parent and your kid's real hypo at like eight o a parent and your kid's real hypo at like eight o'clock and you're like can you please go to bed i need some alone time before i go to sleep and get up to go to work in the morning well this is even better than that because i feel like that is the feeling we get when the movie ends right we're like okay done for another week what we're about to experience is the kid moving out going to college maybe like getting out of the city that they're in right now sex in the city three all grown up yeah oh nice that's a crossover and a half imagine brady the rat king combining his

like malevolent genius with donna's creativity for making shoes with lights on them is that is that a something donna could craft shoes out of rats. Rats and lights. Tim. Go ahead. Let's end it. And then there's one more. Okay.

If we call a ceasefire in this conversation. Okay. Then it's just once more. Okay. That's the smallest number of watches we could possibly have remaining okay that's amazing okay that is amazing yeah it's very impressive very alluring yeah i'm excited you're inside the stadium about to cross the finish line it's very cool the one um silly guy and tim thing we haven't dug into a lot this time around. And congratulations to him for slipping under the radar

as is his want, his dick bot. So well done buddy. What you've been trying to do this whole time is be unwatched by the human eye and you fucking succeeded this week. But we see ya. We know you're there. We know you're listening. We acknowledge you.

To everyone else still some tickets available to the show at the bell house this coming thursday i love date stamping podcasts thursday the 3rd of march 2016 the bell house doors at 7 shows at 7 30 the final ever time this insanity will unfold before your eyes and ears. We would love to see you there. The quickest way to get the link is to go to facebook.com slash worst idea of all time, and it'll be pinned up the top. It's been a pleasure and an honor serving with you today, Guy.

Oh, it is never a good time, but always an honor. Cool. As the great Wycliffe Jean once said, I'll be gone till November. It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea of all time.

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