The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode Forty Five - Cup

Episode Date: November 18, 2018

Guy and Tim are back and they're suprisingly upbeat! Far from the nightmare depression the pair experienced in the last episode, both lads are back in action and armed with notes aplenty! This week, G and T continue to guess at what happened in the first Grown Ups, the Braden Warlock Theory makes a reappearence and we all find out how to spell our favourite brand in the film!Monty's impressed with the soundscape, Tim is taken with David Spade's dramatic chops and Patty's got jaguars! #BlazePizza Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to this, the worst idea of all time, episode number 45. My name is Tim Batt. My name is Guy Montgomery. And welcome aboard. All aboard the Grown Ups 2 train. Next stop, 30 minutes of dissection. One of us is the captain and one of us is the first mate, but we're not going to argue about that. Because we're in a storm, Monty We're in stormy weather

with huge swells lapping against the ship threatening to bring crippling waves that could capsize the boat We were on a train 10 seconds ago I mean, that's probably the main problem i found with that little analogy you were using i'd say that we're co-captains i'd say that we probably weathered the worst of the storm last week that was definitely the bluest i've felt um i just watched the movie by myself in my friend prikey's bedroom on a laptop yeah uh and i mean don't get me wrong i didn't think it was a particularly good film but it was

nothing like last week yeah i hear that bro i i completely agree last week was um really uh what's the saying plumbing the depths yeah it was really we were at rock bottom and this week i really set myself the challenge to view the movie as a movie, if you know what I mean. Like I really wanted to watch this as a film that someone had made for us to watch at a cinema or on a DVD at home. You know, I wanted to take it in. I wanted to take it in, Guy, but it was very difficult. So did you take it in? Did you drink it in?

Yeah, a lot of it. It's like it's trying to put yourself back into the time when we had only seen this a few times, like right at the start of this journey. I like that even for you in this little situation you're creating, it's not for the first time. It's, you know, when it was normal, just after a few times, you know, just a fourth or fifth viewing.

Exactly, exactly. And it's quite tricky to get back to that even that. It's just a less absurd ground to get back to. But it's quite tricky to get back to that even um even that it's just a less absurd ground to get back to um but it's helpful guy it's really helpful to watch the movie like that because you don't just go i know what bit's coming next you go okay all right i'm on board i'm focusing and i'm following your journey i'm with you emotionally i i'm with you david spade you've just heard that you've got a kid you found out at a train station to a woman whose name you do not know but you do remember one thing about her david spade whose character's name is higgins you know that she had the hiccups so that's all your info in your in

your attempts to empathize with characters in the film uh who did you find yourself drawn to who did you relate to who was the sort of uh the tim bat of the grown-ups to world well it's still haggins man i still david spade i'm with him and i actually think it's down to his acting ability more than anything else because one thing i want to say about this watch maybe this is even my shining light haven't decided yet david spade's dramatic moments tender moments uh the moments where it's not all funny funny touching well i believe dom curry mentioned this on a previous episode. Did you find David Spade with pathos? I mean, when were you finding this?

I've never understood what that name means. What does pathos actually mean? Yeah, what does it mean? I feel like it means like emotional gravitas. I'm going to go for a dictionary definition right now. Poignancy tragedy sadness so so what am i answering here what is what do i think you're fucking you're explaining your own theory or idea like you said that when when david spade was serious in the movie which i can't

remember and i just watched it you thought it was really believable hey how weird is it that there's like we don't know everything about you would expect by now that i would be able to say all of the words all of the script but i can't because i tried and i'm getting a lot of it wrong like how is that possible i can i can tell you exactly what that's down to because i try to do it as well. The fact of the matter is, Tim, while we are watching it around the film every week, like your ears and brain are just, they're all over the shop. I mean, you're scrambling your own brain every time you turn the movie on.

And so you're not like, unless you actually consciously trained and you're like, I'm going to train myself. I'm going to go to the trouble of learning all these words. And like, because I was trying it too. and i find i make the same mistakes on quotes because i've already learned it wrong in my head it's like yeah it's like with sports technique you know someone teaches themselves how to serve a tennis ball and then after 45 uh weeks of practicing a coach comes in and they go well i, I mean, it's functional and it gets the job done, but it's not exactly technically correct.

So in your analogy, the correct way to play the sport is to watch the movie as a movie? Is that kind of what you mean? To just accept it as a film? Yeah, I mean, I don't think that it would be an option for either of us now. But I think you'd have to somehow shut down all the critical and sort of pretty much your whole brain. If we printed out scripts and read it along with them, maybe.

Yeah. Things getting a little, I don't know. First, it's getting a little out of hand now. Yeah. Like before it was, when it started, it was a funny idea and then it was a stupid idea. And then for a long time, it was a depressing idea. But now it's just a really, like, it's just a strange quagmire that we've got ourselves in. It's really odd terrain now.

I'm just, I'm finding a lot of, the absurdity is high. The absurdity is high. I wrote at the top, I had a piece of absurdity is high the absurdity is high i wrote at the top i had a um a piece of paper in front of me for this viewing and i wrote at the top of it about halfway through the movie when i was getting upset your hangover isn't the movie's fault um which was just me sort of acknowledging that this is my decision in the same way you know drinking that whatever number beer i had last night was my decision. In the same way, going to Casey's Cafe and ordering the beef brisket fried noodles at 1am.

That was my, those are all my decisions. And so when I'm sitting here with a funny tummy watching Grown Ups 2, the funny tummy's not Grown Ups 2 fault. Is Casey's still open, bro? Because I thought our like health safety people shut them down no they're still there oh shit that's terrifying how are you feeling well i'm fine man like i it's all relative isn't it week by week it's all relative what i remember about last week was i could barely talk or look at you this week i've got a bloody page full of notes to get through i'm fucking i'm banging at the fizz to talk about the movie with you wait

wait wait before you get into that i i ate some really old eggs during the movie and i actually played a little food roulette myself i was wondering how i was going to be feeling at this point they expired um i think according to the packet like uh yeah six days ago so do you do you think uh there's there's like a food i don't know if there's a real food conspiracy it's got to be but things like eggs and especially like salads i feel like they whack an expiry date on it which is about a week too early so that we throw it out and have to buy more of those products. I think you're right. I think those eggs are...

Hey, can you do me a favor? Can you angle your camera so I can just see you in the shot? Folks, obviously, we're in different towns at the moment. We're doing this on a video Skype so I can see Monty's gorgeous face, and he's kind of out of shot. All right, mate. Yeah, I am totally with you on that, bro.

But it kind of covers their own ass from a safety point of view as well i don't give a it's a double whammy i don't care about your tummy i don't care about this food conspiracy we've stumbled into what i want to know that uh with caps lock on or off how do you spell kmart okay capital k hyphen capital m a r t a r t is in lowercase wrong fuck damn it it's just capital k no hyphen or lowercase m a r t bullshit are you serious yeah that's mind-blowing bro you got me good i know shit i wrote it down because you know when stone cold steve austin and adam sandler and stone cold's like yeah you were talking shit about me. And Adam Sandler's like, nah, I didn't do that. Like a liar. Like he's a liar in this film. And then Stone Cold's like, yeah, you did this morning at Kmart. And Adam Sandler's like, was I at Kmart this morning? And and outside, like to the entire movie going public,

that you were in Kmart this morning and that Kmart caters to a lot of your needs. You can exercise in Kmart. You can sit by a faux campfire in Kmart. You can buy your knives, your life rafts, your toys, your bedding, everything in Kmart. Yeah, but what's your point? I don't have a fucking point. I didn't think you did. I didn't think you did although I did wonder what do you know about the song Werewolves of London

I know it's dope is it about like bankers and stuff oh are they calling the werewolves of London in that song just so everyone knows the song Werewolves of London is in the movie. This is completely tangential.

Keep going. I feel like, is it about like how the real werewolves of society are sort of the money-grubbing men in suits walking around? You're taking a real Occupy 99% vibe to this, and I like where your head's at. And I was wondering whether or not it was either an accident or like um coated in irony that as we get this wonderful sweeping kmart advertisement that wonderful shot of them walking down the aisles and werewolves of

london starts playing whether or not that's adam sandler and co winking at the camera saying we know what we're doing and we feel good about it love where your head's at today bro love that that's really good i mean that's exquisite but the fact of the matter is we don't know what wheels of london's about so i could it could so okay from memory which is scant of that song because you only hear the chorus in the movie i think it is like a straight it's like a novelty song and i think it does tell a story about literal kmarts roaming around you heard well you because you heard the lyric in the movie it says uh i saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand walking through the streets of soho in the rain holy shit maybe you're right maybe it is about the banking

elite i don't know the rothschilds this is the thing though is that i yeah it's it's hard to say isn't it because it's hard to know what is what's just being created in my mind uh so that i can crowbar theories about the movie into this conversation and what actually might be rooted in truth now i reckon you're on the money the other thing i found in kmarts i don't i don't can't remember if you've watched Grandma's Boy before or not, but Nick Swartzen, when he gets out of the bed, he's like, all right, Grandma, I'm up. Yeah.

I thought that might be like a little cross-universe callback. That's cool. I enjoyed that. Okay, I like that. That's cool. I dig that. I haven't seen the movie, though, but I think I will soon. There was a guy who got in touch with us over the Facebook who i had a very long back and forward conversation with yesterday which i think you'd familiarize yourself with that little communique he worked on the movie and i

think he might have worked on grandma's boy as well and this other one i'd never heard of called i hate you dad oh i meant to tell you i hate you dad uh was released in New Zealand as That's My Boy. Oh, really? I can't... So you did the same movie? Yeah, I can't believe you didn't Google that. Like, you were obviously around the internet all day and it didn't occur to you to just punch that in. Yeah, that's a good point.

Didn't think about doing that once. I just figured it was an Adam Sandler movie I'd never heard of. It's funny how they do that. Like, they renamed that Tom Cruise one that came out where he dies and he keeps time travel zombie alternate universe back. No idea what you're talking about.

It's like watch die repeat or something and we got it here as fuck I can't remember. Anyway, great movie. Go see it. Don't see this one. See that Tom Cruise one. I think you are like the least qualified person to be doling out. And this is probably the worst place for people to be dishing out movie recommendations.

I'm going to hold that thought, though, because in shot right now on Skype, you're holding up a coffee cup, an empty coffee cup that you've scribbled your notes on this week. Yeah. What have you got to share with us, Tim? I couldn't be bothered getting a notepad or a bit of paper. No, yeah, it's much more convenient to write around a cylindrical container. Yeah. The first one says the PA system.

I want to bring this up. In the school, the principal is chatting over a PA system. Do we have those anymore? Because that is fucking cool it makes me want to be a high school principal in a high school that has one of those just to be heard in every room my whim i don't know that we ever had them in new zealand i'd imagine that there's still a thing in america it is a cool system and like you'd get to do stuff like if you were a kid and you wanted to get into broadcasting that could be your first

uh toe in the water you know dip your toe in the pool you get to do stuff like if you were a kid and you wanted to get into broadcasting, that could be your first toe in the water. Dip your toe in the pool. You get to do the news or the notices. I'm pretty sure I read somewhere or listened somewhere that a comedian did it and they made it funny. Doesn't that make perfect sense? I've got a weird feeling Howard Stern might have started off doing those school PA announcements.

Someone. I love the PA system. That's all I had to say about that. And I reckon I found a continuity error, bro. One that I've never seen before. Yeah. Which we love. The number of beers that the drunk girl has

in her six-pack cardboard holster when she's at the quarry, I'm pretty sure changes shot to shot. That is interesting yeah that's it i always think that those beers are those samuel adams ones that they make in boston but then i think we've talked about it before i'm pretty sure they have to make up a beer brand well that's oh that would be weird wouldn't it because they sold everything in this movie so it wouldn't make sense they probably would have sold the beer but But they're definitely empty as well.

That's the thing that annoys me. There's a cap on them, right? But the way that she throws that around, the weight, the physics don't work, mate. It's too light. There's no beer in those beers. That is, I mean, obviously the production team

were working overtime on this film, really trying to get the whole thing together. But that is a big oversight and it's lazy. That really irks me. Like an empty cup, the sound of an empty cup when someone's pretending to drink out of it yeah that's the basics folks you gotta get that stuff right chuck some water in there water's free it's everywhere we're surrounded by it but we can never tame it guy because you can't just drink from the ocean respect the ocean always respect the ocean tim i noticed a pretty, I had a pretty interesting thought

that I think you might want to share with me. So, you know, on the bus, when Chris Rock's trying to persuade Adam Sandler to throw our first line of summer party, and he says, and Adam Sandler's like, it's been many, many years since we did something crazy. Yeah. Now, obviously, we haven't seen Grown Ups 1.

Yeah. But if they didn't, like movie this day is one of the most insane days i've seen like this is yeah you know we've talked about it before if you're packing all this into a day i mean that is a rate of life at which it's surely not sustainable someone's gonna die sometime like was there a real placid docile plot in grown-ups one Like, was there a real placid, docile plot in Grown Ups 1? And then this is a huge tonal change? Or do you think... What kind of movie would... Like, what movie could Grown Ups 1 be

if it wasn't a rip-snorting, like, slapstick adventure comedy? Like, what could possibly be? Exactly. I guess maybe then, I guess it's about what Lenny Fader constitutes is crazy in the world of the film do you think that they'll look back on their day today and grown-ups too and say that was a big day like salma hayek remember this is always good at the end of the movie goes we need to go to sleep we've got a big day tomorrow what are you doing tomorrow

go to sleep we've just had the hugest day ever it was massive we just hosted a party that was home to like a 400 person all-in battle royale so intense actually i talked to that guy on facebook who worked on the production about the fight scene specifically and he said i'm not sure if this was one of the ones i was allowed to share or not but when they did the first take of them uh charging at each other uh this like i think this little girl got like accidentally booted in the head like scorned and it broke her glasses and adam sandler very rightly shut down production immediately and made sure everyone was okay and it was all safe and stuff after that and someone in the prop department fixed her glasses which is kind of sweet that's insane like yeah man that's people got people potentially got hurt in this no i don't know but then i know dog again

as well today that makes sense though because if you think about it that would qualify why a lot of the other punches thrown and kicks thrown were so obviously fake and distant because they were being extra cautious after that early mishap shit you could be right man that's it yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a good thought um man we need to we need to rip into some regular terrain mate or no let's throw over to your notes if you what do you want to share? I'd also just like to quickly say it always irks me at the ice cream shop. There's so much wrong with the ice cream shop scene.

We're talking so much about the movie, by the way. Yeah. This is the most we've talked about the movie in a long time, I think. I just watched the shit out of this movie. You did, man. You were in there. I watched the pants off of it.

Your head was in the game. Tell me. Ice cream. Colin Quinn, I mean, you'd assume he's got a managerial role out of this movie you did man you were in there i watched the pants off the game so tell me ice cream colin quinn i mean you'd assume he's got a managerial role at the ice cream parlor if he's been working there since he was a child with lenny right oh yeah however he obviously doesn't have the power to hire and fire because he only knows that adam said that greg fader is being hired at the ice cream parlor because he brown knowsnosed Mr. Pappas, who presumably is the store owner. God, I hope he's in Grown Ups 3, man. Mr. Pappas deserves a very heavy, dark backstory.

Surely, like, Mr. Pappas, maybe he's a hands-on owner. I don't know. But, I mean, you'd think that Colin Quinn would be at this point across, like, the staff and he'd have some saying who gets hired and who doesn't. But then, immediately after that, point across like the staff and he'd have some saying who gets hired and who doesn't but then immediately after that um when becky orders her chocolate cup whatever chocolate ice cream and he goes no here's a word you haven't heard before no the machine's busted princess i was like well

there's your first problem colin quinn if you've got a busted ice cream machine just fucking whacking out of order sign on it right out of the gates so that you don't have to have these awkward face-to-face interactions with people like it's just basic taking and showing initiative put a sign on the ice cream machine so people don't come up and order it i've got two responses to that the first is that i brought this up many like months ago that if your ice cream machine is broken in an ice cream place you should definitely close it's an absurd concept that the one thing you sell cannot be sold and yet you're still there but i guess it's empty to do the whatever uh the second thing i have to say to

you guy is that you represent the worst of this bourgeoisie, nouveau riche attitude that people have got to constantly be climbing up the corporate ladder. Maybe Colin Quinn is happy in his role. Colin Quinn is not. At the front gates. No, he's not happy in his role. Maybe he doesn't. You describe it as lack of ambition.

I know the lingo that you elitists use. Maybe he's just happy. Moreover, they specifically referenced the fact he's just happy moreover the coal face they specifically reference the fact he's unhappy in that scene because adam sandler has to make some sort of awkward facial apology after he says it's a great job for a kid it's a great first job for a kid and then colin quinn looks hurt and then adam sandler has to say or an adult i know but there's just he's a grumpy he's got a grumpy facade there's an edifice there's an outward facing image of him that he's a grumpy man that's how he just trudges on through life

you know he's like mr balding and saved by the bell or grandpa and grandpa's new slippers think of those archetypes he's a grump outwardly but inwardly he's very happy where he is very satisfied what he's doing and i resent the accusation by you or the inference rather that uh but like he has to be climbing all the time he must have been working there for 40 or 50 years and he's just like a regular cashier that doesn't make any sense he's happy like and if he's sustaining himself he must be getting paid more than the other cashiers you're gonna have a mutiny on your hands if you're mr pappas do you reckon the young bucks are going to be upset that a guy's been working there for 40 years is getting paid more than them if they're doing if they're doing the same jobs then hell yes that's actually opening

up opening up quite a debate on whether because i guess you're right like technically people who are in a supermarket we're all doing the same thing at the at the checkout right but i know like when i worked at new world on the year you would get a lot of bump and pay you stay there for ages man you're looking at you're looking at 10 20 an hour up from 8 40 or even when i started i'm pretty sure it was 580 an hour there's a big climb yeah anyway stick around you get rewarded for that i guess and that would support your theory that you know colin quinn is happy and is i don't know uh the other thing i wanted to bring up with you before we get into our features yeah um you really quickly let that go and i'm glad i think we went quite quite far enough with that. Yep, sure. Brayden Higgins.

I only noticed it today. You know that baseline, that lazy baseline that they slap on him when he's at the train station? Boom, boom, boom. Doom, doom, doom, doom. Yep. Not well. Dream of that baseline.

I noticed, I think maybe for the first time today, that they use it again when he finds out that david spade hasn't been working at the soup kitchen at the quarry and he sinks back into the water yeah i was wondering if maybe that isn't music that is existing uh that's not like that's not production music but that when brayden higgins is like at a moment of reckoning as a warlock in his life that this music just emanates around him oh okay so it's not even him generating the sound but in the same way that kind of like a you know whenever they display like a godly light falling on something in tv and they've got that kind of angel chorus yeah similar to that that it just kind of appears yeah that's dope i like that

just um but don't you think other people will have would have noticed it by now and been quite freaked out that would add such a good element to the film of when brayden first met higgins uh at that train station and the music played and then david spade just looked around and got fucking terrified and was like what was that sound and it was brayden's and moreover brayden can't hear it and brayden's like what's up imagine that i can't hear anything and david's like but i don't see any speakers yeah and it doesn't appear and it's like omnidirectional there doesn't appear to be any source of the sound it's just it is surrounding me that'd be scary man he is a warlock

proof what else you got on your notebook guy i was waiting for you to finish your notes before That'd be scary, man. He is a warlock. Proof. What else you got on your notebook, guy? I was waiting for you to finish your notes before I do the rest of mine on my coffee cup. No, we're running out of time. You have a go. I've got nothing really. I've got some other stuff. Oh, wait, one of them's the Paddy Schwartz,

but I just wanted to mention around that same time, the testes joke that they make just as they're coming outside of the quarry. Isn't that weird? The one that Adam Sandler says his testicles are where his nipples are? Yeah. And then David Spade says, stop it, you're getting me turned on. It's like a shit dick joke, whereas the rest of the movie has been a family comedy to that point.

And then just a casual bit of, I don't know, like a gay joke in there at the end. bit of i don't know like a gay joke in there at the end yeah really splitting hairs when we're critiquing the different styles of comedy they throw into this melting pot you're dead right man you are absolutely right like that guy who's an extra who hit us up on twitter to throw some shade our way yeah i really enjoyed watching him today he's he actually had a pretty good performance he's good um for though anyone who's seen the movie, he's got one line, I think, that's not shared by the other one. So he does all the normal frat boy stuff where he goes like, kill, kill, kill.

But he's the guy who says, yeah, they disrespected the hell out of it when he's talking about Brayden. No, he says they disrespected our frat house. No, he's the one who says the next line, though. They disrespected the crap out of it Oh yeah He's that one He's in a yellow top

He's also in season 7 of Californication Which is available now on Netflix Make sure you get that on Netflix Or maybe Blu-ray Wait a little bit and get him in high def on your Playstation 3 I think his name is Dan Yeah he wasn't Happy that we were reviewing a movie 52 times which i understand i get that i reckon maybe he just listened to it and that we hadn't given him enough air time

oh i don't think that's it i don't think he's listened to be honest but it was like it was funny because what he said to to us was um along the lines of do you know how many times i've watched tim bett and guy montgomery's movie none because they haven't made one which is actually false well we haven't made one that has been as successful as grown-ups too not yet you give us time mate time and 140 million dollars all right tim my shining light this week um some really nice sound design uh at the quarry actually oh yeah so like they do a good job with the crickets there's i mean crickets for me are the quintessential sound of summer you know it's hot outside when there's there's chirping sort of or that you're rubbing their legs together in the trees you know you know that sound oh yeah it's like coke but audible okay so summary it is so they're doing that right and i'm like i was

like that's really nice that's a really nice soundscape and then it's when kevin james is walking up to look at suicide 35 and so there's that shot from behind the four grown-ups when they're looking over the quarry and it's a big drop um but if it had the sound of crickets it wouldn't feel ominous it would just sort of feel summery and okay and it's probably only a two or three second shot but uh whoever's in charge of sound has has put in like a sort of a wispy kind of swirling wind noise which actually lends quite a sort of terrifying um tone to looking off of the cliff at the jump and then they go back to the different shot and they're back on solid land. No more swirling wind. It's all crickets again.

Yeah. That's just a really subtle point that you've hit on. It's almost like in a Western. That's the vibe I get. It's like he's adding that classic tension where the hay bale rolls past. The streets have been emptied because a duel is about to happen. I don't think a hay bale rolls past. I've never seen a Western with a hay bale rolls past, and the streets have been emptied because a jewel's about to happen. I don't think a hay bale rolls past. I've never seen a Western with a hay bale

ruffling through. Whatever they are. A tumbleweed. Yeah, it's halfway between a dust bunny and a hay bale. It's a tumbleweed. A hay bale is weight, unless it's a really big wind. They've changed the tone of the moment a little bit, though. It's like two dudes who are about to engage in a duel,

but inside of a tornado. I call the movie Tornado Duel, and the kicker is Clint Eastwood plays both the good guy and the bad guy, similar to Jack and Jill, but the Clint Eastwood version. Yeah, and Adam Sandler plays Al Pacino. Anyway, what's your shining light? Oh, yeah. Well, I kind of want to do David Spade again, to be honest.

I just really followed him in this movie this time. And I know that we're not supposed to repeat any, so I'll throw another one in, but it's kind of against the flavor of the shining light. But I've got a new favorite extra. He's, oh shit, i've forgotten who he is but he's got a pink shirt at the end of the tire so oh that's right yeah he's a dude when higgins gets out of the tire like after he's vomited there's a guy in a pink shirt in the background and he is going big monty he has made some acting choices and all the choices were the

biggest thing i've ever made my face do and it is like overpowering to watch if you're not got your eyes locked on that tire or higgins crawling out of it you'll see him you'll be fixated by him he's got laser focus i like outrageous acting i look forward to looking out for him next week yeah and the 46th time we've watched grown-ups too which is weird uh i've also got a shining light that's kind of like mate we're the worst fighter i've got the worst fighter i've found her mate it's a woman in a tight dress oh yeah it's just after um thing he's got shaq's brother in a headlock and says we've got a wild one here there's a chick in a tight dress at the back of that shot and she is throwing punches at nothing bro it's i'll point it out

next time yeah but that was because of health and safety okay we better whip through these segments tim because we are running out of time. Let's do it. Quick. You lead. Party time. Party time. Party time. Party time with Paddy Schwartz.

Patrick Schwartz, a nigger. He is eating Miley Cyrus. They are in the tab, Lord, because they love to party so much. They own two Jaguars. One is a car. One is a big cat. They put the big cat in the car. And they drove it up a cliff.

But the Jaguar survived, but the car is a ride-off. Jaguar-ception. I love it. My Patty Schwartz party time in the real world this time, as I read an article, which may be true, it may be not, that he has turned down a $49 million fund. What do they call that? A trust fund, which Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger

have set up for him to stay with Miley. Maria has said, Patty, if you remain with this woman, this hammer-licking, naked, crane-ball, wrecking ball-riding woman of pop, then we're cutting you off from the trust fund, $49 million. And he has said, I'd rather have Miley. Thank you very much. And isn't that what love is?

Yeah. and he has said i'd rather have miley thank you very much and isn't that what love is yeah love is saying goodbye to 50 million dollars to continue to mate with your pop star girlfriend in fairness same mate what say that i mean this is all obviously idle speculation from the yeah the depths of gossip hell but what if they stay together what is is like, Miley's going to be worth a billion before, like what is $50 million to him if he's with Miley Cyrus? Touche, touche. But do you know what, guys? It's not what the Patty Schwartz Party Time is all about.

It's where we find our favorite part of Patty Schwarzenegger in the movie Grown Ups 2. Yeah, and I have got a belter for you. When Colin Quinn, God, a lot of Colin Quinn in this episode, when he's doing his sort of motivational speech being like, let me feed and lift this town,

move to Hollywood, made big bucks, probably more than all you brainiacs put together ever will. Patrick Schwarzenegger is laughing his ass off. Is he? He's just like, he's obviously getting straight A's in college.

He's got a game plan. He's got a five-year plan he's got a clear career path he knows where he's going to be making his money he's thinking to himself Colin Quinn inspiring yes accurate no look at how many of us there are there is no way in hell what you're saying is true and um he's done the math party's done the math and yeah he's just he's like come on i'm gonna give myself five years to party once i got the partying out of my system i'm gonna fucking like clean out i'm gonna make so much bank then i'm gonna hunt you down at your ice cream parlor colin quinn me and miley gonna send a wrecking ball your way and she's gonna be right in it maybe even party Party Schwarzenegger will buy the ice cream parlor off

Mr. Pappas and then like make Colin Quinn's working life hell which we all know. Do you know what I would do? What? If I was Party Schwarzenegger I'd do that and I would make a joint Blaze Pizza ice cream parlor franchise. That's true actually.

I have to issue a formal apology to blaze pizza i haven't been uh fulfilling my contractual obligations uh which may or may not exist which definitely don't exist but if you are on if you are on venice and uh and you got a hankering for a flash flash cook pizza in less than 180 seconds using only the finest artisanal ingredients uh you're probably thinking about blaze pizza at blaze pizza hashtag blaze pizza uh it's the pizza for you to pull you on through my favorite party schwarzenegger moment in the movie this week guy was um he says oh yeah really early on in the in the piece uh i haven't written down in my notes exactly when but they're at the quarry I believe Taylor Lawton is speaking and

it's before Paddy has said any lines out loud whatsoever but he's got such a big expressive malleable mouth that you can see him mouth the word oh yeah really clear, it's like you can hear it it's like you can hear it in your mind i feel

like it was a really strong week for paddy this week yeah i feel so too he also does uh if you keep your iron in which is hard during when uh taylor lautner does the chest bump with the other dude who i think is like 35 we discussed in one episode uh he does this little head jerk at the exact moment where they connect and i'd never noticed it before, but I love it. I love that he does it. He's taken aback in a cool way by that mean chest bump. Good on you, Paddy. And if you're listening, much love and respect to you.

Yeah, big time, bro. Okay, and this probably leaves us with enough time to quickly hop on the bus. Are you on the bus, Tim? Mate, I'm at the back of the bus. Call me Rosa Parks. You are the captain with the cheese grater. Grab that wheel. Roll up!

Roll up for the mystery tour. The Steve Buscemi mystery tour is coming to take you away. Coming to take you away coming to take you away take you today i've got to admit off the off the top i don't um i don't have anything for this i know exactly what happened to steve buscemi yes so uh in the first movie steve buscemi he he actually had he had a job um as a repairman sort of a uh sort of mr fix it hire a hubby type role so he could he's just handy with tools uh knows his way around various different bits of machinery and um what happened was there was a bit of a colin quinn was working his his winter job uh in california because they don't really have a winter so it's

warm and there's still a demand for ice cream, at another branch of the ice cream parlour and wouldn't you know it, he'd run into a very similar problem he was facing in Grown Ups too, vis-a-vis the chocolate soft serve machine. That is to say it was not functioning it was broken. And who

should he call up? But Mr Fixit, also on holiday but looking to earn a bit of extra bosh a bit of an extra buck to spend on his wife sherry terry uh bloody steve buscemi so steve buscemi rolls into the parlor you know belt full of tools pocket full of dreams ready to help out do his part uh and he's he's banging on the he's banging on the lever at the back you know sure and as he's banging on the lever at the back you know sure and as he's banging on the lever at the back his hand accidentally clips there's a chandelier in the ice cream parlor by the way it's probably important that i add that in so he accidentally

clips what is is quite it's hanging quite precariously as well i do hasten to add this this chandelier uh he clips it with his hand and just boof down comes the chandelier right in the middle of his neck back back of the neck and he just sort of slumps over the machine chandelier just rolls down his spine absolutely cleans out the whole thing all sorts of nerve damage arms apart and above uh needless to say the ice cream machine is now the least of our worries what we've got here is a serious injury uh which means that man steve buscemi's only got 70 feeling in his body god that that turned really like horror all of a sudden what an image a disabled steve buscemi lying on the ground as a chandelier tears him asunder.

But, I mean, as you can tell, he makes a, not speedy, but full recovery. Good to hear. And on that positive note, we've got to get the hell out of here. Well, we've gone a lot over time. We've gone over time, so we must leave. Hey, thank you so much for listening. Welcome to all the new listeners. Yeah.

Hope you enjoy it, you weirdos. I've got nothing to say to you. Yeah, neither do I. I'll see you in a week. Bye. Bye. Love every day. Because before you know it, your precious time slips away. Live every moment.