The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode Forty One - Tanya?

Episode Date: November 13, 2018

Tim is distracted by a blackbird, Guy's had enough. But picking up the ball and running for the try line, the lads bring back the chat. Critical analysis of Adam Sandler's latest masterpiece this week extends to a dissection of the child actors' careers on Grown Ups 2, a review of the gym that features in the movie AND one pro gender equality move on the film makers behalf. But the real question is... Do they have Grown Ups 2 extra Tayna this week? Only one way to find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Kittle Stays The Kittle Stays In Hello and welcome along to the worst day of all time Episode 41 41, magical old 41 My name is Tim Batt I'm Guy Montgomery And if you're just dipping your toes into the podcast at this point

This is a podcast, the only podcast in the world Where two people watch the movie Grown Ups 2 Every single week for a year and review it At the moment I'm just watching a bird outside my window eating a berry that's too big look dude look at that blackbird struggling away with that berry oh he dropped it that's so good i can't a podcast is an oral experience your commentary on the bird is worthless to these people so funny though if only you guys could see what i'm seeing right now this is a this is bad this is a bad way to start. I'm tearing the volume down if I'm listening.

In the last episode, he's going again. That one's even bigger. Stop. Look at me. Look into my eyes. You never look in my eyes when we're doing it anymore. Thank you. Is this good?

Yes. Okay. What were you saying? The last podcast. In the last podcast we did, we did the audio commentary which was 101 minutes which is 1 hour 41 it's too long really it is too long

it's too long for a podcast it's too long for some movies as it turns out too long for that movie and I actually I'm going to confess I haven't listened back to that yet oh it's great

so there's going to be a risk of us parroting or me at least parroting some things that have been said in the previous podcast do you just wipe whatever's in your head when we're doing this? Does it not stay in your head?

I've sort of trained myself to not generate memories while I'm talking to you about grown-ups too. Wow. I know. It's dark. Biologically interesting. We could get you to say some pretty weird shit, and you'd have no idea.

It'd be like hypnosis. Yeah. Anywhoos. Hey, so this watch, do you know what, man? Because we did the commentary, it was almost like taking a break in a way. So this one didn't feel as brutal as some of the watches that we've had. I've had worse. Yeah, I do think I was getting pretty antsy towards the end.

I was standing up. It was about 15 seconds when I was trying to block the TV. You were. And I got mad at you. You did. Because as I said, if you're not going to watch the movie, guy, then there's no point to any of this. To which I replied, whether or not we watch the movie,

there is no point to any of this either way. There's a kind of a point. What is it? To find out where the point is of Breaking Point. Searching for Breaking Point. Match. That would be the name of your autobiography. Yeah. Tim Badd, search him for the Breaking Point. point searching for breaking point match it'll be the name of your autobiography yeah Tim bad searching for

the breaking point you make it sound real badass when an actual fact all we're doing is watching an Adam Sandler movie I just changed my cadence yeah no it was actually a surprisingly

enjoyable watch this week I certainly found some things I hadn't seen before that I enjoyed you got a yeah do you want to do you want to cast one of those inside of the shining light rapper I'll go I've got enough that I don't even put it in the chocolate that seen before that i enjoyed um you gotta yeah do you want to do you want to cast one of those

inside of the shining light wrapper i'll go i've got enough that i don't even dip it in the chocolate that is the shining light and deliver i'm not even gonna dip this in the shine like chocolate golden wooden horse i can leave it i've got enough positive memories from watching the movie just now that i can say positive memories that aren't my shining light just a general observation so you've got surplus more than one good thing to say about this movie

this is unprecedented this has never happened before Keithy does some really good acting early on so when the pervy postman

is admiring Salma Hayek's bra on the Atlas of the Dead Newman from Seinfeld Newman I never learned

his real name what do you mean the actor yeah is it posty or in Seinfeld? Neither Both of those are Not known by me

Anyway Yeah When the pervy Postman Is admiring Summer Hikes bra Keithy does a really convincing ooh And it's sort of It's just details like this Do you want to know why it's so good?

Because he doesn't use his fucking hands That's right It's the only line in the movie He delivers without using his hands. He's a very handsy actor. Yes. He's got his own show on Nickelodeon. Does he?

Yeah, I haven't seen it. Do you reckon it's as good as the Amanda Bynes show was? No, the Amanda Bynes show was formative. Amanda Bynes was a real talent. I was talking to someone about her recently. It's really sad. Yeah, it was on the podcast, buddy. See, I don't remember anything oh that's wonderful that's

that's kind of why i brought it up guy great you laid a honey trip for me do you know what though dude if i was um if i didn't uh if i didn't listen back to them i'd be in the same boat as you because i i listened back once to all of them well you're our audio editor I am the audio engineer I just swan in here watched the movie complained for 30 minutes and swan out and go

Tim release it the people have a right to know yeah but yeah as I was saying lots to enjoy this week well I noticed stuff that I haven't ever seen before as well and I'll tell you one of them

here it is Kid Dynamite Chris Rock's son bends over with the rest of the women I haven't ever seen before as well. And I'll tell you one of them. Here it is. Kid Dynamite, Chris Rock's son, bends over with the rest of the women in Squat Robux 101. That is good. Now, that's good acting by Kid Dynamite. Yeah. Do you think that's direction?

Yeah. Is it A, direction, B, written in the script, or three, a fantastic ad lib by a very strong young actor? See, now, why did you flip to numbers after two letters? You really set me up for C, but you gave me three. I don't know. All right. I didn't even know I did that.

Oh, I thought you were providing texture. Texture. See if I was listening. What was it? It was direction, clearly, because he's too young to come up with that himself. Like, he is Kid Dynamite, no doubt about it. He's a talent. He's a good acting talent. A revelation. He's too young to come up with that himself like he is kid dynamite no doubt about it he's talent he's a good good acting talent revelation he's too young to come up i'm

lucky not to get his name on the poster actually yeah i've been tagging all of the grown-ups too at the local dvd shop with the word uh kid dynamite underneath kevin james i've actually been twinking out kevin james and running kid dynamite over kevin james uh i actually noticed something in the squat robuxics class as well. Please. They are exercising in what must be the shittiest gym in town. It is a run down hole.

It's not a gym. They've got four exercise cycles, like a handful of Swiss balls, and then just this tatty carpet and a cracked mirror. I mean, you know, we know that Selma Hayek's,

what's her name, Roxanne. We know that Roxanne is...'s, what's her name, Roxanne. We know that Roxanne is. Roxanne Chase Fender we found out today. She's got a double barrel last name. One of the only moves that was pro-gender equality in the whole film. They let Selma Hayek's character have a double barrel last name. I love that.

Touching. Anyway. Anyway, yeah. I mean, I don't know why they were working out at such a shitty gym. It's a small town, but surely there's more than one gym. Surely they'd go for the top shelf. Well, yeah, especially because the woman who is credited, as we found out in the commentary, as Kitty Beefcakes.

Yeah. Is that what they call her in those credits? Yeah, that's what they call her. Like, she's cut, man. She looks good. She looks real good. Well, you know From that point of view

From a bodybuilding point of view Not my particular cup of tea Not to your taste I feel too I feel too Not everyone is Not everyone's tailoring themselves To your tastes Tim

And nor should they mate I woke up and dressed myself And I didn't even consider you When I was putting these clothes on This morning I'm happy to hear that mate Did you think of me When you dressed yourself

I did Yeah this is A colour that I thought You would like That's why dressed yourself i did yeah this is a color that i thought you would like that's why i've got both blue jeans and a blue t-shirt on yeah because i thought you guy likes me and call that the montgomery special i love when you dress up in blue for me uh so what i was trying to say is because it's weird if she's going to the gym to do squat robox because she's either nailing it by herself unaided by a gym like she's got a home gym or she's at a fantastic gym.

I'd say even if you're operating at an amateur bodybuilding level, you'd probably have some sort of weight regimen in your house just so that whenever you get the urge, the hankering.

So what's she going to squat aerobics for? I think it's addictive. I think working out to that level is addictive. I think that's like cigarettes or caffeine. Yeah. So she's got a problem. In addition to everyone

in the town questioning her gender, gender identity. She's got some other issues going on. It's not a great... Hey! I'm going to bring up something important guy. Okay. Super important. Sony got hacked. Oh yeah.

Sony got fucking hacked big time this week someone stole like a hundred terabytes of their data and uh do you need there's some i'm gonna leave with you guys we've got some journalists here watching us they've been watching us the whole time and now they want to tell us something but i don't know what it is they want us journalists oh they want us there's a huge cushion between us that says fuck that is how could you not keep that in journalist photographer we're getting interviewed by the local paper and i'll just turn around the cushion i've never done this before and on the other side it says love can you guys just make some noise that's human to make sure we haven't gone insane and you're not imaginary that's right they're real they do exist oh shit we've got a

movie to write if not so just remember we've got a big podcast on our hands sony got hacked so 100 terabytes of data has been stolen about 40 gigs been released online uh all sorts of shit not only their movies and scripts but weird financial transactions that's right and we're not i mean there's so so much interesting and odd about this we're not even going to explore the conspiracies of who has hacked them it was north korea but we can get into that later no we can't we don't have time to discuss that what we'll speak about specifically what is pertaining to us about four of you have already posted this only happened a few hours ago and thank you thank you very much um

the what what happens at the sony the Sony when they're planning marketing for pictures or maybe even these are script meetings. I'm not 100%. I think it's marketing meetings is they write down like the key themes and they play things really fast and loose with the definition of the word theme. I'm on the right page.

Some of the key themes for grownups too from memory. Tim's just trying to dig up the slide right now. Male, what was it? Male problems slash potty humor. Toilet humor. As if that is one thing in itself. One interchangeable term. And of any remote interest as a theme.

I don't, is potty humor a theme? I mean, they're making me question my own definition of the word theme. It's definitely not. Themes are like love is a theme, isn't it? Love will prevail. Is that a theme? Yeah. Love overcomes.

That sort of shit. That's theme. That's theme-y. The page that I was on, Guy, that I had loaded up on my little cell phone here, was the other one. Where they found this document, which is just called Sony Pictures Comments 2012, or something like that, and it said, it is commendable that Sony Pictures Entertainment understands and supports the importance of risk-taking, particularly in how we pick films to greenlight.

However, the studio needs to change deal structure it has with Happy Madison, as this arrangement has been disproportionately benefiting Adam Sandler and his team relative to Sony. Fucking champ. been disproportionately benefiting adam sandler and his team relative to sony fucking champ like as much as i detest adam sandler for so many reasons chief among them making this god awful movie that we have to keep watching he has taken on goliath and he has been taking them for a ride i mean it's so funny we sort of have touched on this in the past haven't we about the hollywood accounting and I mean

what exactly is going on on an operation like grown-ups to where's the budget going and no one knows except Sandler Sandler has a handle on this whole operation god damn he's

got money for jam and it's all at the expense of Sony I mean there are a few Sony employees bad-mouthing Sandler yeah this movie is like bland and shitty I said shitty

they said bland I think it's I'm they're not all bland or shitty. I said shitty, they said bland. They're not all bland or shitty, but I think if you look at his recent filmography. Also, actually, I just discovered this week, someone's put us on the trivia page for Grown Ups 2 on IMDb. So if you are listening, thank you so much. Yeah, cheers.

Because anyone could look up that website, and now they'd know about it. You even named the podcast. On a related note, in terms of appreciation for the fans we've been receiving just just the best correspondence ever just some messages that are so long you guys are you're shining beacons of light and hope and so good despairing dark cavity i almost feel like we could do a whole podcast just reading out great posts. I'm going to post this on the Facebook wall after this ep goes up.

We got an email from a Cambridge University student, a remarkably detailed, sort of like first- And yes, the Cambridge. At least first year university level essay drawing thematic comparisons between To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee's fantastic To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee's fantastic To Kill a Mockingbird,

and Grown Ups 2. And someone said, I told my flatmate this, and they said, do they, I mean, is there merit in what they were writing? To which I said, I mean, I think, in fairness, if you put that level of observation on anything, you can draw comparisons. But I mean, it's a bang-up.

It's a bang-up essay. I know a lot about grown-ups too. Don't know a lot about One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. To Kill a Mockingbird. To Kill a Mockingbird. See? Either of those. I don't know which one it was. They were all on in fifth form English.

I don't know which one was which. I didn't read either of them. But I love the fact... Just for our American listeners, fifth form English, that would be your freshman year. Don't pander to them. But I love the fact... Just for our American listeners, fifth form English is... That would be your freshman year. Don't pander to them. No, that would be your junior year.

Don't you dare. It's your junior year. They'll come to us. All right? Oh, yeah, and we're going to go to you as well. I really want to go to LA. I've decided we want to make it a thing. Look, we haven't even mentioned

what's coming up in this episode as well. All right. Before you go on some weird and wild random crowdsourcing flights to Los Angeles. That's where I was going. You just saved me a bunch of time. We have got on this episode coming up a conversation with Tanya. Tanya Aikam. Now, we've long been promising this.

Tanya is an extra to whom we reached out weeks and weeks ago. She's in the ice cream shop with Colin Quinn. She does some fantastic acting. She gets brained by an ice cream scoop. And I mean, so I'm really looking forward to talking to her and sort of seeing what her experience is like and what she's been up to since the movie came out. Yeah, me both.

Yeah. Anyway, so that's to look forward to. I mean, do you want to touch on this whole ludicrous idea to get us to Los Angeles? Nope. I'd rather do my Shining Light. Okay. Which I can't remember because you wrote it down for me.

I'll turn the page. That's such a good page noise. Listen to this, folks. It's paper. Your Shining Light, Tim. Keithy Scream Peak. Now, in film, you don't get it all the time But once in a while you get a character scream

And when your sound guy isn't too good You've got the boom too close to their face And it peaks out so it distorts Right And the best example of this ever Is Marv In Home Alone 1 Where he gets a tarantula

On his face And it is one of the best sounding screams in cinema i challenge anyone to because it doesn't it doesn't peak it does peak but it's the best it's just a very committed scream that he gets it's such an unrewarding job sound because i mean the only measurable of whether or not you've done a good job is if anyone notices and the goal is to not be noticed. That's the same as so many jobs, man. If you're doing it right, you're invisible. And you only get visible when you're a Muppet.

Anyway. Anyway, so who is it who screams? Keithie. Keithie. What bit am I... Oh, when he slams his leg down. On the table. Why is that my shining light?

Because you're an idiot. That was terrible. My shining light was also during the dinner scene. We both came up with a bang, bang. Mine was Chris Rock. You'll notice on his plate, he has a really hearty helping of lasagna. Chris Rock's pretty much got a family-sized lasagna

heaped on his plate at the beginning of dinner. And then there's sort of a five to six-second conversation taking place at the dinner table between his children and and his and his wife mayor rudolph and then when it comes back to chris rock in about eight seconds he has straight up demolished half of a lasagna and i mean i'm assuming it's fresh out of the oven that's a hot lasagna you're going to burn the roof of your mouth temperature you're gonna you're going to be getting some indigestion problems certainly that's still just a fuckload of carbs. Yeah, I mean, he's a family man.

You've got to start looking at what you're eating, Chris. You can't put away a whole lasagna at dinner time anymore. You're in your 40s, mate. You're in your 40s. You've got to be honest with yourself and your body. Listen to what it's saying to you. Yeah. Speaking of which, someone who's got a fantastic body

and isn't afraid of listening to it, it goes by the name of... Oh, I see. body and isn't afraid of listening to it. It goes by the name of... Oh, I see. Patti Schwartz, party time. It's Patti Schwartz, party time. It's party time with Patti Schwartz. He's running around in his muscle singlet, eating a pizza because he owns a pizza company.

It's Patti Schwartz, party time. Patti Schwartz, party time. It's Paddy Schwartz. Party time. Paddy Schwartz. Party time. It's party time with Paddy Schwartz. So we found out this week that Paddy Schwartz owns a Blaze location.

That's why he's always flogging it. He owns one of them. He owns one of the franchises. I suspected that from dot one. You definitely did. And actually,

big shout out to Blaze Pizza. If you are on the Venice boardwalk and you're looking for a quick delicious slice of pizza, not too heavy. It's not going to slow you down for your workout at Gold's later or your yoga session with Tanya. You go Gold's first.

Always go Gold's first. Yeah. I don't know which of you is eating pizza on your way to the gym, but you've got to look at your decisions. You're 40 now. You've got to look after your body. And listen to it. You've got to listen to it.

Yeah. Anyway. So what was Patty Schwartz's party time this week, Tim? You took the reins. So it happened for about three quarters of one second in the movie. That's all you need with Paddy. And it was the scene when... It's been said that having sex with Patrick Schwarzenegger,

it can actually only last three quarters of a second because the level of intensity is so high that if you have sex with him for longer than that exact amount of time you literally become catatonic and cannot feel emotions or communicate with other people

so shit you've really thrown me there because I looked you in the eye because you told me to at the start and there was such intensity

and now I know I know where I'm going with this I got this big dog keep a handle on things at the party scene at the end we're at the fader's house intensity and now i'm no you know i know i know where i'm going with this i got this big dog keep a handle on things at the um party scene at the end we're at the fader's house and the frat boys show up and we're running we're running at each other lord of the rings style a community

versus the orcs slash frat boys and uh you see patty schwartz's face for a brief second but i'll tell you what it's pissed off it angry. It's got aggression on it. And it's great. It's really good acting from him. Hey, and if you're listening, Paddy, big ups to you as always. Come join us in LA. Come join us in LA.

Just quickly, because we're about to cross over live to Tanya now, which means that we're going to have to wrap up our analysis of the film. I kept a log today of the continuity errors vis-a-vis the raft. How much time do you think we have? Save that for next episode.

No, look, it's going to be real quick. Anyway, because it's always bothered me. I've always noticed it. It's a really, I mean, it's a glaring error. So the first time you see the raft is when Nick Swartzen pulls the cord and came up. There are no seats in the raft. Bronchitis is still there. No one wants to hear

about your bronchitis. Right, you go. It's fucking disgusting. You go. Anyway, the next time you see the raft, they've always had to buy that raft,

I'm assuming, because of opening it. They've strapped it to the roof of the bus. There are now seats on that raft. Previously, there were no seats.

Now, there are seats on the raft. And it continues like that. There's always seats on the raft until the next time you see one which is when Kevin Hart explodes one out of his fanny pack

there are then no seats on the raft Kevin Hart's in this movie? Kevin James oh Kevin James yeah yeah yeah I would kill for some Kevin Hart imagine if next week when we turned on the movie

Kevin Hart walked into one of the scenes would that not just fill you with joy? it would freak me out there's something we've been experiencing for 40 weeks suddenly changed that's already been recorded and what are you talking about

i'm sorry bro for breaking the world of the podcast where it all makes sense and means something listen i can tell you exactly why the seats seats no seats seats situation is because when the raft is exploding out, those rafts can't have seats. It's too rigid to fit in a fanny pack. You'll notice whenever it explodes out, it doesn't have seats. I have noticed that, yeah.

But when it's just a static shot, it has seats, and that's the reason why. So they're buying different rafts from the one advertised. Or they've created one that can explode, and the secret to making it fit in the fanny pack. I know what you're trying to do, but there's definite...

We need to get on to Tanya, but first we need to get on a mystery tour bus, bruh. Because dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun. Roll up. Roll up. Roll up. Roll up for the mystery tour.

Roll up. This one's too long. Yeah, yeah. It's far too long. It's the Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour. What happened to cause Steve Buscemi to have his very unique set of ailments in Grown Ups 1? He's only got 40% feeling in his body and his arms are trapped in the touchdown position. How are we going to do it this week, Tim?

Let me grab this one, bro. Okay. Kid Dynamite, Mayor Rudolph and Chris Rock's youngest. Yes. Bit him in the ankle. Oh, yeah. A la John Lovitz in the squat aerobics class. You got the callback.

Yeah. In such a specific location that it caused nerve damage. He hit something. He hit something in there. But he's the kicker, right? The arms, an unrelated injury. It didn't come from the same thing. Two injuries in one movie.

Yes. Wiley cannot catch a break. So Charlotte accidentally... Charlotte, Chris Rock's daughter, Charlotte. ...ironed a shirt to his arms while he was wearing it. Oh, what a caperish movie grown-up sounds like. Charlotte ironed a shirt to his arms while he was wearing it oh what a caperish movie grown up

sounds like so Steve Buscemi got a skin graft and couldn't move his arms for a while okay roll up

roll up it was a brief mystery tour um what we're gonna do now is we're gonna play someone submitted to us

a fully produced rock version of the patty schwartz party time intro uh sampled our voices added some rock music yeah i'm going to give that an outing now and and then we'll be back with tanya sounds good all right Party time, this paddish was party time. Paddy Woods. Party time, this paddish was party time. I just want some niggas coming to the party. It's all the parties I respect because they're dated. Bringing sex to the field, they bust my bills.

It's terminated, he's padded. Paddy Woods. Party time, this paddish was party time. Paddy Schwartz, all the time. It's Paddy Schwartz, all the time. Paddy Schwartz, all the time. It's Paddy Schwartz, all the time. Paddy Schwartz, all the time. It's Paddy Schwartz, all the time. Paddy Schwartz, all the time.

It's Paddy Schwartz, all the time. It's Paddy Schwartz, all the time. That was brought to you by the fantastic fan of the podcast, Martin Law from Bloomington, Indiana. What a dude. What a great guy. Big thanks to you, Martin. And obviously now it is an absolute pleasure to welcome to the podcast, never time listener, but star of the film, Tanya Aikim. Tanya, come on down. Hey, guy. Hey guy hey tim how you doing really good thank you how are you i'm so good thank you so much for taking the time out of

your busy californian schedule and squeezing us in oh it's a it's an honor to be on the podcast an honor yeah really oh yeah here you guys are going great new zealand yeah we're going okay down here in new zealand how are you going Now obviously we'll get to the film In due course But I mean how are you going in general What's life What's life for Tanya Aitken Being like post grown ups too

Oh it's pretty good It's pretty good Just running my yoga Yeah My yoga Running your yoga Oh yeah I'm a practitioner

I teach people Bikram You got your own studio Uh huh Yeah Here in California. What part of California? In the valley.

That's in Los Angeles, I think. Los Angeles, California. I see. And how's that going for you? So good. I understand you've just been on a retreat in India, maybe? I understand that, too. And is it true?

Yeah. Beyond understanding it? Oh, yeah. Yeah? How was that? India is dirty true yeah beyond understanding it oh yeah yeah how was that india's dirty dirty so dirty what do you mean the streets are dirty yeah so much rubbish did you do some cleaning no one's buying this eh probably almost definitely not i wouldn't say anyone would be buying this um we got stood up we did big time so this has been recorded several days after the first bit of the podcast so that's why it probably sounds different

sorry about that we had a time with Tanya and I don't hold any grudges because we'll talk to her we will, I don't begrudge her if anything it's better it lengthens the tease even more it makes this an even bigger deal than it once was

that payoff is really going to come through what are we even going to ask you though you know like what are we i'll do tanya you do you do okay okay let's waste some more time on this uh tanya welcome to the podcast hello thank you it's so good to be here yeah it's great to have you on listen i want to dive right in ask you about making the movie. Oh yeah, sure. So what is it like working with huge Hollywood stars like Adam Sandler and Kevin James and Chris Rock? Oh my god, for me it was, I mean, I sort of just got called in. I knew one of the producers and they said, can you do us a favor? We need someone to get brained by an ice cream scoop.

And I said yes immediately. And I didn't actually get to work with any of the stars of the film. It was just me and Colin Quinn in the ice cream shop. What's Colin like as a dude? He's lovely. This is not going... Nah. I hope the real interview goes better than these ones.

Well, she'll probably have Real answers She won't be manufacturing answers As she speaks in her Faux Californian lilt That's a good point That's a very good point I'll tell you what though

There's certainly There's starting to be Some movement on Our Our trip over to LA No yeah There's genuine The wheels are in motion folks

Hope in the air right now. That's why we'd really encourage you, if you haven't already, to click on the bloody Facebook, because we'll chuck any updates we do up on there. I've got to get my head around Kickstarter, because there's several... Do you know how much I owe the bank right now, bro?

Like, literally thousands of dollars. My credit card has never been in worse shape than it is right now. It's terrifying. Just explain it to the bank. Just go and you say, I'm good for it. Give me more. Yeah, I don't know if they'll buy that though

because I don't have a full-time job anymore. What about you do? What do you do? You take out competing loans. Loans from competing banks. Oh, yeah. Two visas without letting one bank fund the other. Nah.

Oh, well, there you go. It's free money right there. I guess so. I guess that's free money right there I guess so I guess that's one plan but I feel like the banks will talk to each other and I'll find out and then I'll be in big trouble

banks don't talk to each other bro you never get a mortgage you know that look this is going off the rails um fuck I'm really sorry we didn't have Tanya I mean

yeah same I feel bad about it I feel bad but we did tee it up I want to um express that

yeah yeah yeah in no uncertain terms we had a time and everything and obviously it's difficult finding a mutually uh sort of accessible time between los angeles california and auckland new zealand but we did we agreed on one uh for whatever reason it didn't work out uh tanya sent her apologies has she has she no she? No, she hasn't. She hasn't been in touch since. That's the thing. I thought you said she sent her apologies. No, that was for the first time. That was when she hadn't been in touch in weeks and weeks,

when she was in India. I haven't heard from her since she was supposed to meet us online. Oh! Yeah. So, you know, hope she's okay. Keep an eye out for Tanya down there around Venice Beach at her Yoka's studio. Maybe in the Valley.

Who knows? Maybe at Blaze Pizza, just gobbling down some of that delicious pizza with those artisanal ingredients. It was 180 degree flash baked pizzas. When you are thinking pizza, you're probably thinking Blaze. Just quickly, I mean, while we're here,

I will touch on the fact that you guys have been doing a-up job uh with the patrick schwarzenegger party time news petty petty schwartz apparently is a bigger party animal than miley cyrus yeah that's insane isn't that awesome it's a that we i mean we kind of we didn't realize we called it we did call it we called it big time because i don't think people knew we we you know it was a blank slate that we projected the party animal emblem onto much like the bat signal into a cloudy night but lo and behold patty schwartz has stepped up he stepped up and he's gone i won't be the party animal that you want me to be but i will be the one that you deserve yeah which is huge he's a kennedy yeah he is from the shriver side that's why i got got confused about the politics of the Schwarzenegger family because Arnie is a Republican,

but Maria Shriver is a Democrat because she's from the illustrious Kennedy family. Oh my God, and they're making it work. And could there be any greater example to show Congress right now that sides can work together than Arnie and Maria Shriver? And relationships can survive indiscretions. Anyhoo, American politics aside, what I wanted to say was thank you everybody,

which is a lot of people who have come forward and chucked the updates about the Sony hack onto our wall. God, has that been exciting to follow. If you haven't seen the news, and I'm sure you have, Sony got hacked, biggest corporate hack in history. I think we've already touched on've already i think we've oh yeah we touched on i think we've touched on it yeah yeah but um basically all these slides came out that were internal slides we've touched on this as well have we what the first bit of this

yeah it was days ago so i have no memory of it fuck man look this is going down the tubes we just just buff this one on the internet we'll call it a day's work uh apologies for not getting tiny for you sorry about that guys but not really because you know gosh darn it fuck you in a way no you're not paying for this no you have flipped a switch is your mic on you sound so far away guy we have a sensitive we you can't just start berating the fans. Watch me. Watch this. You're all schmucks. I don't necessarily disagree with that, but I also don't support you saying it. We're bigger schmucks.

Don't get me wrong. But, you know, we're all in this schmucky boat together. Schmucking it up. It's just we're at the helm of it. Look, thank you so much for listening. If you haven't yet, like the Facebook page. Keep all of that Adam Sandler, Sony pictures, grown-ups related news rolling through on the news feed we'll keep you up to post uh up to

speed with anything that's happening on our end and uh keep an eye out for the kickstarter y'all yeah in the meantime don't watch the movie oh yeah let me say that this is an important point uh someone asked me you guys have put the commentary out you've been telling us for months now not to watch the movie are you saying we should watch the movie now so a guy private messaged us on our group and he said guys i just watched the movie and i said all right mate look you've watched it one time so you you you know you're like in fact i'll try and bring it up but i was basically saying to him you are now the audience surrogate for all the people who haven't seen the movie what say you i'm going to put it the ball in your court do you think people

should watch it and he said you know what no he said don't watch the movie and i agree with him so he watched the movie with the director's commentary today yeah he did and on the balance of things even he couldn't bring himself to recommend people do that so we're gonna stick to our guns folks and we're gonna say um don't don't watch the movie the commentary is fine as it stands by itself um i can't find that guy's message god we're getting a lot of messages i haven't read any of these well lots to do lots to do uh thank you so much for listening honestly ignore tim he's just going through a bit of a thing i love you guys you know i do tim went to the dentist today and they sort of paralyzed the left side of his mouth Yeah I'm like a stroke victim

I mean that's probably where a lot of the mood's coming from Yeah I guess so Anyhow peace out And don't watch the movie Live every moment Then you say love every day Say it guy Say love every day

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