The Worst Idea Of All Time - Episode Thirty Nine - Boners

Episode Date: April 13, 2017

Your fav fuccboiz are joined by sister podcast Boners Of The Heart's Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden for a one-off Little Empire extravaganza taped live in Melbourne, Australia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a Little Empire podcast. Visit us at littleempirepodcast.com and on Instagram at littleempirepodcasts. Are you going to play that dastardly intro again? Try, try, try, try, try, try, try. Ow! This movie's still fine. This is a cully bastard. One of them dies, that guy's a squirrel. One of them's a hothead, his name is Jay.

One of them looks like Johnny Depp, and his name is Johnny Depp. Classic Maximum Joseph. Oh, wee! Ah! You forget that films are supposed to have a point. Hello, and welcome to the worst boner of all time live event. Filmed in front of a live studio audience in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. I'm Tim Batt. I'm Guy Montgomery.

I'm Rosemary Fair. I'm Alice Sneddon. And together we'll be talking for roughly an hour about the cinematic masterstroke that was directed by Maximum Joseph, written by Maximum Joseph and Megan Oppenheimer called Where Are Your Friends? Are you excited?

Oh yeah! There's so many fucking people in the room. And you guys have gotten super fast. What a turnaround. Did you get through our high-tech, high-security door guy? The Burley Tom who just waved anyone with an iPhone or a piece of paper through? Burley is his new name,

and he's done such a service by helping out today that I don't think you should be reading on him. I think he was agonising over where to wear stubbies, and I think they really sort of put that muscle impact in. I think it was great. Shout out to Tom. Thank you, Burley. Shout out to Tom.

Also, I just wanted to get a sentence in. All right, fair enough. Your time will come. I just wanted to feel comfortable. I like slower because I think that's early. I'd put it up real, what I like is get it real nice up near my mouth.

Make sure everyone can hear me. A little hair on that. Guys, a little context for what's just happened. A couple hours ago everyone was sitting down

in a hotel room on Ligon Street. That's right. Beautiful hotel room that Tim's staying in. Yeah, lovely. I don't want to steal the ownership of the room over it but it was my hotel room that Tim's staying in. Yeah, lovely. I didn't want to steal the ownership of the room over it,

but it was my hotel room that we watched it in on my tablet, and we're all kind of... It's a real testament to the quality of the hotel. Yeah. Should we give out the address? Yeah, fuck it. 66 Ligon Street. What room?

The 116. It's the Quality Comfort Inn. And I'll tell you what, names sometimes can be deceiving. It's right across from like a function room. And there have been so many functions in that room, like a 70th birthday. Yeah, I'm not, Rose isn't talking about the hotel. She's talking about my room in the hotel. Yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's across the corridor from an events room. Who would have their 70th birthday? When I first got in there, I felt like I was in The Walking Dead because it was nothing but old people seeing the Flower and Garden show in Melbourne and they're just cramming up all the stairways. It was a nightmare.

Sorry. I went to that show. I just wanted to see those people in their natural environment. They are exactly the same. A lot of confused middle-aged women and disgruntled

middle-aged men just walking around together. Was it like that Android game Plants vs. Zombies in real life? It was a lot like

the game from Android that I've definitely played Plants vs. Zombies. Fuck Android. I want to introduce the people who we're joined by who aren't normally

on our podcast. Fuck Android. Fuck Android, introduce the people who we join by who aren't normally on our podcast. Fuck Android. Fuck Android, bro. Guy and I have watched the film today for the 39th time, which is special. It's our big 39th anniversary. We do a big one every year. We've got two special guests joining us from their own podcast,

legendary, fantastic podcast, Boners of the Heart. Alice Neddon and Rose Metafayo are joining us today. Do you even know who we are? Yeah. Who knows what Boners of the Heart is? Oh, great. This reminds me of the Hercules and Xena crossover episode. I fucking love that episode.

Are we Hercules or Xena? Shotgun Hercules. You're Hercules, I'm Xena. And you guys are Michael Wess. We're gladiators in the background. But like quite far out of focus because we're too lean to be really of the time.

But you're both making a scene trying to get in shot. Angling around. This is the second time that Alice has watched the movie with us in actual fact and the first time for Rose I want to kick off with Rose do you want my sweater?

no no no I was shivering because it was the first time I was like very convincing bit I was excited I was excited to watch it for the bit. I was excited. I was excited to watch it for the first time. I was genuinely excited. Rose, you're a real film buff. Not everyone knows that about you.

Oh, really? You bloody, you can't get enough of the celluloid, the cinema. I was just excited, you know, the opening credits were playing, the studios, you know, things were playing. Oh, the little Indians? I'm not alright I had pseudo-epidurine while I watched this

just a heads up I'm very sick so maybe that added to the enjoyment of it but I was looking forward to it I mean that

excitement dissipated very quickly but truly quickly it's very positive but we're talking in the past tense so take us through

not at all I don't mean to mansplain the tense. You're mansplaining time to me. The concept of time. Well, it needed to be explained. I definitely wasn't going to step up. Back me up.

No, fuck you. I'm not on my own. We're all playing for the same team here. I hope. Take us through the journey of the first time of watching this film. It was, okay, so. When you were Rose Medefayo. First up. I mean, you guys were all just kind of dead behind the eyes,

and I was genuinely excited. But, I mean, what do you mean? You want my review of the film? So you told us that you were very excited going in. You saw that. Yeah, we got all scooched up on the bed all four of us

piled around the tablet piled around a tablet I know it was quite depressing the worst thing ever the worst you don't want to watch any movie on a tablet

the TV in my room doesn't have HDMI it's the strangest thing it's a JVC with one of those curved screens on the front. Very odd.

It also doesn't have a microwave, which is like, how much does that cost? More than that! The bathroom and the kitchenette are adjoined with no divider. It's so weird. I hated it, except for the fact that you can make yourself a cup of

tea while you go for a pee. You can do that anyway anyway you can take a shit while looking at a toaster which is very disconcerting I loved it you put a lot of instant noodles for your stay

that you haven't eaten yeah did you anticipate there would be a microwave and there wasn't yeah you should have brought them all the way

you're an adult eat some fucking proper food well I have that's why I've still got them there. This isn't why I brought you guys into the hotel room. Judge my diet.

I'm sorry. So we're in there. We're Rosemade. Let me set the scene. We're Rosemadefeo. Yeah. We're watching We Are Your Friends for the first time. We're excited.

And then. A pop to pseudo. I ordered a lamb kebab on Uber Eats. It was delicious. I mean, I can't really remember much of the film to be fair it's an awful awful, truly awful film, right?

I like films and I like bad films but this is, and I've been on I've seen both, I mean I've been on Worst Idea of It, previously the last time we watched Sex and the City The first season I was very optimistic

Yes But that was only because I watched half of Grown Ups 2 Sex and the City was during Edinburgh where I literally lost my fucking mind because of that film

But this one is in a weird middle ground between being like quite camp enough to be enjoyable and good enough to be good It's right in the middle there.

I would contend the problem is that those movies were if not aggressively bad certainly aggressively bad. I didn't really have anything else up my sleeve. They celebrated it. Those two movies they celebrated their shittiness. And then this is the issue with watching this movie over and over

or even for the first time as it turns out is it's earnest. And you can tell it wants to be good. And the fact that it's Mr. Mark makes it, it's not fun to taunt in the same way. You know, it's like telling someone their baby's ugly instead of. That's fine. But the thing is, some babies are ugly. Yeah.

And they need to be told. Not any babies walking around with a false sense of confidence. That's how they behave. I'm having a weird flashback to being on stage and real baked and talking about baby something. Was that on this podcast? You are asking the wrong guy, man. But yeah, in conclusion, I think for me, first time watch,

it was hard to watch a film about a group of people, a group of men who have like the archetype of men. Oh, gender card, here we go. No, no, no. The archetype of men who have rejected me in my late teens and early thirties. Like how was I rejected by those guys? Like it was quite triggering for me. It was quite triggering.

It was emotional. During a big party scene, you became very sad and said, I can't watch this because I know if I was at that party, everyone would hate me. You said they would hate me if I gave them the chance. I think it was the second bit It was like heart-wrenching

what you said It was just a hell on earth basically Yeah, those parties are terrible They're terrible They're so bad Alice, what This is the second time

that you've seen the film Hey, what's that second watch like? I've forgotten It's actually better than the first, I'd say Is that because you felt like a Sherpa guiding the little am rose along the...

Which is so bold of me, considering how many more times you guys have watched it. No, I enjoyed it, mostly because I knew what was coming. Yeah. And, boy, it really lived up to its promise. You knew Screw was going to die. I did. First time I watched it, I knew he was going to die. Spoiler.

That's right. Are you spoiling your previous episode of the podcast? Yeah, definitely. Don't listen to this if you haven't listened to that one before. Imagine if we tried to do a podcast where we were watching a movie 52 times and not doing spoilers in the review. That'd be tricky. But Rose, I was watching your face.

The room set up real weirdly where there's kind of a fuck mirror in front in the review. That'd be tricky. But Rose, I was watching your face. The room set up real weirdly where there's like kind of a fuck mirror in front of the bed. That's crap. The way that we had it configured is like you could look at the tablet, or if you look behind that, it was the mirror looking at everyone else looking at the tablet. And I was watching Rose's face when Squirrel died, and it was magic. And then real quietly, I just said, I'm Squirrel. That's true. You definitely are.

And I'm the one who sold you the drugs. You totally are. Yeah, I'm sorry. Fuck, bro. But yeah, I mean, the final scene was pretty amazing. Okay, that scene we were talking about, there's no any kind of filmmaking put into it to make that a climactic scene.

It's like it happens by accident. It was the last day of shooting. Yeah, yeah. Or it was like a very bold choice by that actor, like an improv choice. They're like, he's supposed to wake up. And he just doesn't wake up. And they're like, we have to keep this in the movie.

As with all movies, they're shot chronologically. And so he realised two thirds of the way and he's like, this is going to be a bomb. There is a darker possibility. Has anyone seen him in anything since? None of them

are that good at acting. Imagine. We just have to work with it. We have to work with it. Keep rolling. We're running really late. But yeah, and then there's a weird thing

Because Squirrel's death Is supposed to be a big thing And then it makes The final scene Like It's quite actually Quite horribly sad Because it is basically

The story of a young man Who can't deal With grief properly You know what I mean There's one interpretation It's a film about A lot of things It's a film about

Four men who don't know How to react Or interact with women properly Yeah it's so many Different movies, isn't it? It really is. Yeah, yeah. It's a musical. It's a coming-of-age tale.

It's a Red Bull ad. It's a story of a young woman who... Come on. Is underdeveloped. Well, it's sort of her journey to going back to education, right? Because at the very end, while we're wrapping up all the loose ends,

she goes back to school. Don't try to listen to anything good. In the movie, does she go to Stanford or does she just have the key ring? I reckon she's at a community college. She never confirms nor denies that she was at Stanford.

She definitely just walked through campus and was like, the key ring's the only thing I can afford. Is that how college works? Yeah. I never went to university. Is it just like a lot of merch everywhere? Yeah, there's so much merch.

That community college she's going to at the end of the movie, that ain't Stanford. No, no sir. No, the community college probably sells mouse pads. All three of you went to university, but both of you guys have degrees, eh? Was there a lot of merch when you guys went to... That was the saddest thing anyone has ever said about me.

You three went to university, but you two have degrees. I didn't do either, Rose. You don't need to feel bad about it. I've got one for you. Which one would you give to Rose, the BA or the LLB? It's a spear, I don't need it. Yeah, it's good to see that law degree's really cooking for you, Alice. Oh, God.

We're all in the same hotel room. I guarantee that I will at one. Everyone needs to open their body language up. I don't like what's happening on stage. Everyone's getting very snippy at each other. Oh, all right. Everyone's very angry. You're the one who just threw out the beautiful net.

Yeah, I know. Tim's gaslighting all three of us. Come on. It honestly was intended to be against me because I neither went to university nor have a degree. No, no, no. You didn't even get the opportunity to drop out of university like I did. I had a scholarship that I

lost, right? I didn't bring that up. You did not have to mention the scholarship. I only got the scholarship. But no, I'll tell you, I only got the scholarship because I'm half brown as well. And I support that. I have nothing. What bit of that do you support? All of it.

You were just not supporting it. Oh, whatever. I'm a bit stoned. Because we watched the movie so many times and it would be too easy

for this podcast series to just be a dumping ground on a film we don't want that so what we'd

like to do is pick a bit of the film that we genuinely liked every week oh shit and so Rose

no don't start with me the movie that you've just seen You have to take it first Like we've burned 39 enjoyable moments each What was your shining light of the movie this week? Oh no, oh no, okay

Get that mic in nice and close so we can all hear you For those of you who are here for the first time I'll give you a bit of thinking time The shining light is we just have to name one thing you enjoyed from the movie Rose just watched the movie for the first time less than 30 minutes ago. I liked the

music. Oh shit. No I didn't like the music. I like It did Oh it's hard. It's hard because it's horrible horrible So that guy The guy with the

Baseball bat guy I enjoy him Paige Paige I like Paige As a character Not really a character But as an actor

Paige Farrell He's the guy who owns The property company Oh yeah he's hot Yeah yeah yeah He's fucking hot He's super hot Why have you said

You could eat breakfast Off that bridge On a nice shot of his nose As a compliment? I said that. It wasn't me. I said that. I would love to take credit for that.

You lusted after him though, didn't you, Alice? Yeah, I think he's pretty hot. He's a bit of you. Yeah, he's all right. Well, I think maybe this is a good time to incorporate a bonus of the heart segment. Because the film, while failing to sort of resemble anything worthwhile as a cinematic adventure,

certainly parades a series of different muscular fuck-pois. That's true. Thank you for your correct pronunciation, finally. Boy knows how to read, boy knows how to talk. Proud of you. So the segment is... Oh, yeah, the segment is a quick-fire round called Hot Yes, Hot Not.

I like that Rose got out of Shining Light as well. I couldn't even name one at the end. She said one of the guys was hot. It was a lovely segue, which we'll just undermine. Oh boy. There's such a power struggle on this. I love it. Now do you see what I fucking deal with?

It's not easy, my job. I love it. This is what happens. Now do you see what I fucking deal with? It's not easy, my job. I make it look easy. You're gaslighting me now. It's not the first time. Alice, no, hold on. What do you see as your job on Boners of the Heart?

Keeping it on track. Rose, what do you see as your job on Boners of the Heart trying to call her out for her fucking lies that's bullshit neither of us

are successful I described I described I described our relationship I was there like Alice the other day she was like

doing the reverse of Munchausen's via proxy by saying that I wasn't trying to tell people I wasn't sick only one knows

what that syndrome is. That's a deep pull. I only know about it from Sixth Sense. It's when you convince someone that they're sick. And I was doing the opposite by convincing Rose that she was well. She was being a little soft cock. Anyway. Okay.

Is it hot or not? I thought the segment was called hot or not. Hot or not. Yes, that's right. Okay. Hot or not? I thought the segment was called hot or not. Hot or not. Yes, that's right. Okay, hot or not. Okay, hot or not. So you guys reel through some of the characters you know in the film.

And then we'll... We have access to magnetic or schmagnetic as well. No, no, no, of course. No, no, no. You guys... Okay, so we've got paws on paws individually. Yeah, the rules are simple. So... It's a paws on paws.

It's personal. And then there's a... And then there's mutual pause. But... Because it's four of us, so I guess it's group pause and group unpause. And mutual pause. And mutual pause between us,

but not mutual pause between you two. They get mad at me, because when they're explaining the show, I'm usually making a hand gesture while they're recording, being like... And they're like, fuck up, Tim!

You're just with the patriarchy you are the patriarchy I didn't realise usually Tim and I record worst thing of all time and it's just

I walk into the room we talk and they walk out and he does it all I didn't realise that I was walking into like some sort of weird family dynamic between the three of you

there's accusations flying all around the room. You're like someone's lovely boyfriend, like one of the daughter's lovely boyfriend who's come into the family dinner and the family's quite dysfunctional. And you're just like, oh, goodness. You're trying to crack jokes and lighten the mood,

but everyone's very, there's a lot of history there. Okay, so, and then if you think someone's hot, you say hot yes. And then if you think they're not hot, you say hot no. Hot no. Whatever. Hot not. Sorry, hot not.

Very important. And then if you think they're like magnetic, you say magnetic, which is different to them just being hot. So you can be a hot magnetic, a hot schmagnetic? Yeah. Yes. Very unlikely though. It's an unlikely combination.

Or schmagnetic, which is the opposite of magnetic. Would hot schmagnetic be like a fuck doll? You clearly don't understand how the game works. Would there be someone with no character that's like, you know, attractive? What's the word I'm looking for? Someone who's like got an attractive personality? Someone who would be like hot schm Someone who would be hot magnetic would be like Chris Pine.

Oh, so it's like a lack of charisma. No charisma. Charisma. But hot, like on the other side. I think Chris Pine has some charisma.

I don't mind. I saw him cry at the Oscars during the Selma tribute. So you take that back. For the love of God, can we start the game? He's a professional actor. He knows when to cry.

They were all watching. That's terrifying. Like, if they come on screen, they're going to turn on the tears like that. Lest they be, you know, painted into a racist corner for the rest of their professional career. Yeah, if you didn't cry during that, you're a bigot. You guys begin the game.

Quick fire round. I can't stress this enough. Zac Efron. Hot yes. Hold up. Are we using... No, you've got to pause. Group. You're right.

Group pause. Are we using external world terminology for the characters? Rose doesn't know all of the character names as we do. You can do... Makes me sad. Do whatever. Okay, character names. You go.

Group unpause go Group unpause Group unpause Squirrel Pause Can I just say It's nice to see this segment Kill live Unpause

Squirrel Hot No hot not Magnetic Fuck me Hot not Magnetic And did you say schmagnetic?

No, I agree with her. Okay, so group pause. So he's good looking but you don't think he's got charisma? No, no, no. Not good looking but he has charisma because he dies. Okay. Group unpause. Johnny Depp.

Hot knot. Hot knot schmagnetic. You said it was, well group pause. You said it was, oh no Johnny Depp Hot not Magnetic You said it was Group pause Solo pause Pause Nah never mind Unpause

Still in my pause You said it was unlikely But I knew we'd do Johnny Depp And I knew it'd be a hot schmagnetic Unpause Jarhead Hold on, group pause I thought Johnny Depp was hot not

He's hot not and schmagnetic Which is a likely combination No, no Oh, well, no, no Okay, group unpause Pause I think he's a hot schmagnetic Unpause

Jarhead Hot yes Magnetic Pause. I think he's a hot shmagnetic. Unpause. Jarhead. Hot yes. Magnetic. Rude pause. What the fuck? He is the most... I'm thinking about fucking him right now. I did not see that coming.

I thought you guys had more self-esteem than that. No, definitely not. He'd have a real long Muscly penis And it'd end just below his nipples With like a fist at the end Fuck I just Being decked by his own penis I feel like we'd fuck but we'd never kiss

Pretty woman style yes Pretty woman style but he's the hooker And you're Richard Gere Yeah Group unpause Pretty Woman Style, yes. Pretty Woman Style, but he's the hooker. And you're Richard Gere. Yeah! Group Unpause, Paige Terrell. Ooh, Hot Yes Magnetic. The guy.

Which one? The guy with the nose. Pause, which one? The guy with the beautiful nose. Oh, Unpause, Hot Yes Magnetic. Tanya Romero. Hot Yes Schmagnetic. Pause, who's that? Hot yes, magnetic. Tanya Romero. Hot yes, schmagnetic.

Pause. Who's that? Group pause. Did I watch this movie? You watched it twice. The mum with the son. Oh, get off. Yeah. I'm kidding. Group never mind. Alice pause. What's your answer?

Hot yes, but schmagnetic. Unpause Alice. Only I can unpause me. Unpause. Don't I know it. I've worked with you in a production capacity for the last few months. That is absolutely true. James Reid from The Feelers.

Oh, hot not. Paws, you don't have to do what I do You piss egg motherfucker Pause if you want to say that So I When you did the What's the guy with no hair What's his name The guy with no hair

Jughead Jughead No Jarhead Sorry I'm thinking about someone else Hold on group pause Jarhead's got no hair Yeah that's great The guy with the great fringe

Yeah so no I'm talking about Jarhead I don't actually think he's hot But I think he's magnetic Hold on we're talking about No we're not I know I'm just talking about Because when Alice said

That I don't even Have to do all the Pause can I just say It's great to do this segment Unravel live Unpause Oh yeah Group unpause James Reid The DJ is going to do this segment Unravel Live. Unpause. Oh yeah.

Group unpause. James Reid. The DJ. Hot knot. I'd say he's the kind of guy I'd probably have sex with though. Really regret it afterwards. But like he probably is a juicer

so it'd be nice in the morning. That's true. he's a natural bullet kind of guy hey segment closed yeah we've been done forever forever

okay please give a big round of applause for Hot Not Hot yes that was great thank you for being hard with that

that was fun building to a real spicy crescendo and then it's sort of all just yeah it's tough isn't it? I want to ask you guys in terms of like have you ever explored your feelings

for any of the boys or the girls or the girl, oh we didn't cover the girl what's her name? we can all fucking agree she's hot yes magnetic hot yes magnetic, I could make an argument for magnetic and I will

the floor is yours Tim Somaly is a character with Hot years schmagnetic. I will make an argument for magnetic, and I will. Floor is floors, Tim. Somaly is a character with a few floors, which is delightful to see in a movie that shies away from vulnerability. Okay, pause. Hold on, this is an over conversation. I know, I'm going to say pause. Yeah.

She isn't even interesting enough to have floors. That's the problem. She doesn't have floors. She's in a damaging relationship with an alcoholic workaholic. Well, no, just alcoholic. Right, so that's clearly a projection of her self-worth dissipating. She's in terrible financial straits to the point where it almost feels like there's a pseudo-prostitute-y vibe to what is happening in her life.

Wow, patriarchy. We say sex worker on boners, Tim. Yes. Absolutely. You said hooker. I did. I'm not saying that she is a sex worker. I'm saying there's shades of that when you blur those boundaries

between the person who employs you for your sole job, like that is your sole income, and you're also having sex with them. It's a power dynamic. And this is why she's magnetic. Yeah. Because we see her through the film wrestle with this tough relationship

with James Redd from The Feel as a man who had a stratospheric career on the New Zealand Top 40 charts for so many years and then just absolutely fall by the wayside and then get mocked on a podcast years later. He's trying to pick up the pieces. He turns to the bottle. It's not fucking hard

to not just be the assistant of a DJ. That's not a situation. You don't mean sold into that situation, right? Worst day of your job when you forget to charge the laptop. That's a fireable offence. This was a fool's errand and you've bested

me and I'm willing to lay down my sword and accept defeat. No, it was fun. It was like when your friend goes out with someone hot who's got no personality and you see them try to talk themselves into it. No, no, she's just she's alright. You just don't know her. You just don't know her like I know her. When she's not around people and you see them try to talk themselves into it. No, no. She's just... She's all right. You just don't know her.

You're rude. You just don't know her like I know her. When she's not around people, she's real interesting. And the first week or two weeks, you sort of... Well, maybe they're just interesting behind closed doors.

No, they can't. People just don't turn it on and off. Also, how much of a psychopath would only be interesting behind closed doors and then be fucking boring around your friends? I don't know, Rose. Maybe the most interesting people in the world

we just haven't found out yet. Hey, I'm very excited by the fact that we've got, we normally talk into different kinds of microphones, but these ones remind me of karaoke, which means that we can do

a real good singing job in front of a room of, there's literally like 150 people in here, which is exciting. Are you ready to have our musical live taboo? Remember in the early days when we were organising this live show, some of you might Melbourne,

we were going to do it in Tim's hotel room. It was a squeeze at four. I mean. Would have been so fun to try though. Five, six, seven, eight. Getting sentimental with James Reid.

Beautiful stuff. Oh! Oh, my God. Oh, no. Things have happened. Get it off the... Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do we have here?

Yes! I'll explain what's just happened, everyone. A beer got knocked over Which is what drew my eye And I got very concerned And then I saw what knocked the beer over And it's a MacBook Pro box Live at the gig with a sticky on it

Saying for the fuck boys That is amazing Who gave us this? What is your name person? This is from Susie. This is from Susie. Is that an American accent? No.

Okay. It wasn't. One out of two ain't half bad, Tim. Thanks, buddy. Can we get a big round of applause for Susie? What a lady! This thing's heavy. Wow, I mean, this is quite beautiful. This is a MacBook.

No. No, it isn't. It's too heavy to be a MacBook. This is so cool that someone orchestrated a live, real-life version of this. No, I'm just excited. We've never been put in this situation before, whereby we have a real-life getting sentimental with James Reid situation on the stage.

So can I posit that before we open the actual MacBook Pro box, we opened the MacBook Pro box that we saw about 45 minutes ago. I'm going to keep holding this. I'm so excited. So for those of you, this is presumably

one or two first times we got dragged along this evening. Can you see the middle with James Reid? It's a segment in the movie where James Reid from The Feelers,

successful DJ and mentor to Zicoli. We're just feeling the weight of the MacBook Pro box between ourselves and Rose is making a great animated face to illustrate it's quite heavy. Careful. Everyone's on surprise. To be fair, if you look at it, it's the old computer, so that could be, am I right?

Technology's going so fast. But no, so he reveals to Zicola he may have gotten a little sentimental, and he gives him a gift. And the gift is contained within a MacBook Pro box. Each week we speculate as to what is in the box. Rose, I think, Alice, you've done it before. You thought that maybe it was. It was like a coffin for a pet.

Yeah. Good remembering. Yeah. And terrible judgment on what would be in there. It's so dark. Yeah. And terrible judgment on what would be in there. It's so dark. Yeah, well, I've buried a lot of pets.

Sometimes you see what you want to see. But, Rose, you, as yet, have not taken a guess as to what's in the MacBook Pro box. So, when you saw

James Reid gift Ziccoli that MacBook Pro, what did you think was inside of the box? As a visual reference, it would fit in this box. It's slightly more recent, so it's a little bit thinner. I threw it up and it made a sound. And now it's throwing me off what my original guess was. It's probably Lego.

It's too heavy. I think, I think. Not in this one, Rose. You're looking at it like... Too big, too big, too small for a baby? I don't in this one Rose You're looking at it like Too big Too big Too small for a baby I don't know I mean

Talk us through it Well my theory I had this theory When I was watching it I was telling you guys about it Is that I don't remember What was her name

Tanya Tanya Tanya Hold on for a second Do you want to let Rose Start to explain What she was talking about This is literally

Before you shut it down what I have to deal with. Like, it's not even put on. Like, it's actual fucking, like, horrible tension. I was just trying to remember if you'd talked and I couldn't remember. So I took a stab in the dark about the anecdote. In the Uber on the way here, Alice said that we'd all been negging her too hard. She's fighting back. Yeah. Sorry.

I had a theory about Tanya Romero. Yes. Tanya Romero. And you know how he rings her up and she's like, oh, my son Richard. And then he's like, oh, that's funny. It's my dad's name. And my idea was that he is ringing his own grandmother

and guys Tanya is his grandmother from like the past and Richard and Richard that she's talking about is his dad who we haven't heard anything about in the film right

we know that Richard is his dad's name. Richard is his dad's name. So when he goes over to his house later on with his boss, Paige, and the little boy, like, why would you put Richard in there playing? That's his father, but at a younger age. And he has time-travelled back in time. So what's in the

MacBook Pro box? So, that brings me to my next point, which is, is his own baby self? So James Reid can also time travel. So it's his own self. So you know how like you leave in front of an orphanage like a baby with a note or whatever, but it's 2015.

All the time. It's a classic trope. We had to stop on the Uber here Because Alison just had a baby She had to drop off at an orphanage It was terrible There's like five of my kids in this room That's a classic thing

But the updated version of that Is putting it in a MacBook Pro box It's like a little Trojan horse right Because you're like Here you go A MacBook Pro Ah it's a child So hold on So to what end? like a little Trojan horse, right? Because you're like, here you go, a MacBook. Ah, it's a child.

So hold on. So to what end? To make him face his own, like, himself, right? It's like a school project. It's like keep the baby alive. Yeah, keep the baby alive. Keep yourself alive. We can be better than this. I love that.

I like that a lot. I love the idea that this movie has turned into a sci-fi quite like high concept adventure tale where Zac Efron has to raise himself from

infancy to adulthood. Is he equipped for it? Clearly not. The kid still lives with his parents in a pool that's got no water. Well, someone else's parents. That's what it's all about. He doesn't have parents. He's discovering what it's like to be a parent and what fatherhood's all about. Did anyone else just watch the cogs in Tim's brain click into gear?

That was so good. I did not pick up on any of that. That was so good. I did not pick up on any of that. Alice, I would love to hear what you think is in the MacBook Pro box this week. It's going to be so embarrassing after that. I just thought it was more fruit. Well played.

They've got so, in an earlier scene, and we've probably talked about it before, they have all together, I don't know if it's the set dresser or whoever, but they put so much fruit in there. There's no way they can get through. It's two of them mostly. Even if you're having smoothies for every meal, you're not getting through that much fruit without some of it spoiling. There's no chance.

So what I assumed was that was the key to his success and that he thought he'd share it by offloading a few bananas that if he didn't would otherwise go rotten. We were just imagining when we were watching the film, the runner of the film, talking about like, okay, so we cannot, we just can't, do you touch the prop fruit? Because there's a prop fruit and we just need to keep those things separate. We're renting this house for the day. If you want a banana, Zach, we've got heaps out the back.

We've got heaps out the back. There's heaps on the catering table, but please, can we just leave these ones? Guys, can I open the box? No! I'm still enjoying Alice's idea that they've got so much fruit that they're packaging it as something else, and they're like, please take it. And this changes the context of

going to a friend's house. You know when you go to a friend's house and they're like, hey man, do you want an apple? That's not them being nice. That's them being like, oh fuck, I got the ratio wrong again this week. Was your apple double entendre there purely accidental? MacBook? Oh, yeah. No, that was a total accident, Tim.

Yeah. Can I open the box now? Can I just say from personal experience, if you do find yourself in a situation with too much fruit, you can freeze the bananas. That's just a PSA. You could freeze anything. Well, shut up.

No, bananas keep really well. That was the quickest retort I had. Yeah, well done. Shut up. Or you can let them go off and make a lovely cake. That's true, but hot type. Sorry, I just feel this is important. Is it?

Muffins. It is important. You have to peel the banana first because if you're in a situation where you're peeling a frozen banana, it's fucking, it's dark. It's a nightmare. I feel like you've just been reading

the Arrested Development wiki page. Trying to get it out there. This is actually from real life experience. You guys know, What I found out about Alice the other day Is that she's Got a phobia of goo Yes

And that would be Genuinely Like We were eating Eggplant chips The other day And then I went Oh it's just like

Kind of fried goo She couldn't eat The rest of it And so that is The ultimate goo thing Isn't it The banana Yeah

I don't like bananas I'm opening the fucking box. I'm sick of you dudes. All right, all right, all right. Oh my God, guys. We've got glassware. Oh my God, that's dangerous. Single fin summer pale ale.

Ah. One says summer. I wonder if I'm supposed to open it. That represents summer. Oh. Those represent summer beers. It says summer and time. It says summertime. And then it says good time. It says summer and time. It says summertime.

And then it says good time. Oh, whoa, that's a deep cut. And there's books? Careful. Yeah, there's books, yeah. This one's Dick Boss. I just killed. Getting someone on the podcast.

This is their podcast that they've invited us onto, right? So unfamiliar with the canon that you say, Dick Bot? Brody! Brody Rat King! Brody! Yeah! Brody the Rat King.

That's such a good picture. What's the book itself? Mathematics and Sex. Oh my god, this is so nice. That's such a good picture. What's the book itself? Mathematics and Sex. Oh my God, this is so nice. I can't handle it. Okay. All right. Is that because you feel too humble too?

I can't read them. There's a part time. Tim and Guy. Well, don't say the nice note. Oh, why not? Oh, well, I want to. Do you always do what you want to do? Yes.

Thank you for all the laughs over the past years Long time stalker Oh no And then it says Say my name Abort This is friend zone territory Someone's trojaned into the wrong bit of the podcast

Quickly we must shut the box I don't know what's going on. Well, thank you so much, Susan. Thank you so much. What an amazing thing. You guys are so lucky. We are very lucky. Very lucky. And I mean, that gave everyone what?

An hour, two hours to think of a shining light? Nah, I'm bored of that. Guy, I want to know what you thought of the movie this week. It's always fun I'd say two things always fun watching with a first timer and more than that

so much fun watching with a first timer which as you accurately observed you can watch watching the movie the whole time I would have seen

about 10% of the action on screen and Rose Matafayo's face told a story what was I doing it was just a story

of abject despair it was really really bleak your face was a dancer now that's a deep cut that is a very deep cut that's some season one

episode 29 bullshit huge fan of your own podcast big shout out to worst idea of all time great show what a weird thing to do nah just do it have your own podcast. Big shout out to Worst Idea of All Time. Great show. What a weird thing to do. Nah, just do it. I mean,

you know, we're in our waning years. You've got to enjoy everything you can. Oh my God. Are you acutely aware of that? That like things

are really winding down now? And are you sad about it? No, I feel so good, dude. Are you talking about being closer to death? No, I'm talking about, well, the death of the podcast. Within about 20 minutes of the movie, Alice broke out in hysterical laughter by herself

and said, it's so funny because time is finite. Oh, no, contextually. I'm so happy you remembered that line. I just killed you were you were saying because you said like how many times have you guys seen it now and we said 39

you said that's so fucking weird I couldn't imagine doing that myself especially considering that time is finite which is a good point I know I've watched the West Wing Like three times though Did you enjoy it? Yeah, nah Huge fan

Well, that's a good story Guy Guy Guy Guy Guy What did you think of the movie, dude? Oh, look man

I gotta tell you This We Are Your Friends movie Yeah This is a slice of Montgomery straight out of the gate yeah nah

fuck man I'm so sad I'm so miserable watching this movie you were man I've known you for so long and you were

a happy person I am and like the darkness that descends upon you when you have to do this is fucking terrifying it is and hearing like you halfway through do this is fucking terrifying. It is. And hearing you halfway through being like, it's so weird.

It is so weird. It's so fucking weird. And it's been three years. And it just keeps... And it's just like... That feels gross now that you've said it out loud. It's just... It's fine.

It's just what? Say, up to four hours of your week. You know, every week. You know what's crazy, though? That we... Three years. Like, we're a bit late sometimes in getting an ep out, but we have not missed a week except for the little short breaks

in between the seasons, which are like... Is it weird to think that the amount of time you've put into this over the last three years together is like the amount of time you could have... You could have feasibly raised a child for one year. Don't do that. You could have raised a baby. Don't do the list of things. You could have feasibly raised a child for one year. Don't do that. Don't raise a baby. Don't do the list of things.

You could have raised a baby. Tim could have got a long, sought-after degree. That's true. Three years is enough time for that. Rose, you could have finished yours. Alice, you could have got a career in your degree's profession, maybe, if you wanted. Slap!

One day I'll represent myself and it'll all come full circle. You'll be horribly out of practice and probably on quite serious charges. I would suggest hiring a professional. It'll be killing rows. I'll fucking kill you. That did get a little bit requiem for a podcasty there, but it's just, it's hard.

And I do mean it when I say having you come on and getting to watch someone experience it for the first time, because there's no perspective, and it stretches beyond just we are your friends. It's like watching a movie is not the, it's not, it's real, it's so. What are you trying to say, boy? Has it ruined watching films for you? Not all films, but I...

You're legit unravelling. He's breaking down. Hold on. No, no, no. Give him some air. I'm cool. I'm cool, guys. What are you trying to...

I'm the same happy-go-lucky man who walked on the stage. Speak your truth, man. I want to hear what's happening. No, it's just... It's gone too long and it's gone fucked and it's fucked now. It's great you guys are here,

but it's fucked. It's all fucked. Oh, no. Oh, boy. I feel like you're just coming to terms with what you've done. Well, when you said

time is finite and I remembered immediately like one of the most vivid people who I respect against not to which is last year we were

very lucky to get Paul F Tomkins on the podcast and when we finished the record he said to us afterwards he said so what

are you guys going to keep going after this and we were like oh we're thinking about it yeah and he's like don't

don't you're young don't and also with fear in his eyes he was very genuinely worried particularly about you

he said he was like looking over at you a lot during the film because he'd already seen it and he was like just watching your deadness

like emotional void of a man that is not what you want to look like when you're meeting your heroes but your worst

foot forward. But it's, yeah, it just, it feels real. And like coming back, I flew back from New Zealand. I got up very early this morning. I had a hellish flight. And I... Oh, I got to Australia by plane. Yeah, I did.

I know that you've got to get the boat tomorrow to be back for next week, Tim. But, and I was just like, all I could think was that the first thing I'm doing when I get off this plane is heading straight to a hotel room to watch Where Are Your Friends

for the 39th time. And I was like, what a fucking stupid thing to do. Oh man, but yeah, no, that comment. It's hard not to take all of that personally With the scientific gravitas

that you added to it Alice when you said and time is finite I laughed uncontrollably when you said it because you're speaking truth to power to borrow a phrase bandied around a lot on your podcast She loves speaking T to P T to P It's like it's a lot of time that yeah we're not getting that back She loves speaking T2P. She loves speaking T2P. Genuinely, T2P.

T2P. It's like, it's a lot of time that, yeah, we're not getting that back. Time only flows in one direction. Yeah, but you've seen Arrival. Yeah. So true. And then I don't quite know what the conclusion is. But then think about it.

Okay, look. Okay, look. Okay. Okay. Guys, stop it. And stop it. All right. Here we go.

Because think about the Wikipedia pages of your lives, right? All right. Still don't have one. All I want in life is to have a Wikipedia page while I'm still young enough to get asked for ID so I can show them that instead. When was the last time you got asked for ID with that moustache? I got asked for ID last night.

Really? Yeah. But you were being pulled over. No, no, no. I was in a bottle shop. Oh, really? Yeah. That person was just fucking with you.

No, no, you guys, you're funny. But it is an accomplishment. It is an accomplishment because you put time and effort into something that means something to a lot of people, clearly. And I think you guys should be proud of that. And in the Wikipedia entry of your life, there will be one sentence about it, sure. See, this is shades of what you were saying

in the first time we had you on. I like this. Yeah, I think unless this is the best thing they do in their career. That's what I'm afraid of. And then it will be the whole Wikipedia. I'm playing in a 38-seat room. I have not seen a 38-seat room.

I have not seen a single one of these faces. Oh, it's like only 38 people laughed there as well. Hey, look, we're burning out of time. Do we have any other important business we need to get to? Oh, mate, you haven't even told us what you think of the movie. Yeah. Gaslighting us. Is that what it is? Yeah, that's what it is.

What did you think about the film, Tim? In your own time. Keep it on track. What did I think of the film? Look, I enjoyed it. What's not to enjoy?

We've got a pumping soundtrack taking us through a rollicking ride of highs and lows for an hour and a half featuring four guys I can relate to. You're on autopilot

dude. Yeah. You're just plugging in different words for things you enjoy. It's true. Hold on. Sorry. Okay, hold on for a second. Apparently we've got a call coming through live in the show. An authentically live call

coming in. Hi, it's Tim and Alison Guy here. You're on with all three of us. Hey. Oh, boy. Hey. I think I know them. Hold on. Who is it?

It's fucking Joey. Get out of here, Joey. Get out of here. I just want to say These fucking These motherfuckers I don't really listen To their podcast that much I'm only listening To this crossover rap live

Because I'm a big fan Of the girls But I just want to say You guys are fucking You guys are good Joey You guys are good cunts Just while I'm at you

Can I just let you know That your presence On the podcast Has led a person Who was eager enough to come to the show to be in the front row to just dive into his phone real quick. I think I might have to cut the call. Nice stick around. Hold on.

Joey, you still there? Joey? Joey? Oh my God, Joey just killed himself. Joey legit just killed himself Fucking hell You sir Joey and Squirrel You have a lot to answer for

I'm so glad you're not pinning that on me Because I felt like that was head of my way You're going to be fucking Squirrel Nick mate Fucking hell Tell you what I'm turning you in That might be fun Between the four of us

There are four Squirrel Lead characters Well you got A bloody self-professed Squirrel over here I mean you were Squirrel because you were told

Rose put her hand up So what Rose is Squirrel We're casting ourselves As the four fuck boys Squirrel Zicoli Always

Every time Carrie Adam Sandler. Jarhead. Jarhead, you're going to shave your hair. Which means that we're fighting over Squirrel and Johnny Depp. Oh, one of the best. I'm Squirrel, 100%.

Hold on, actually this makes more sense. Squirrel. Yeah. Johnny Depp. Why? Jarhead. Yeah. That's literally, yeah, we said that.

Oh, did you? Sorry. That's what I'm disagreeing about. That's your fucking lord agreement. Hang on. I've got a completely different room right now. Why am I Johnny Depp? Like all the acting and shit.

Yeah, you dabble in a bit of acting and you're constantly changing your facial hair which throws us all off. Oh, shit. You sponsor. No, never mind. What? Nothing.

I can't say. She's going to go deep in on Johnny Depp. Yeah, never mind. What? Nothing. I can't say. She's going to go deep in on Johnny Depp, I can tell. Yeah, I was. Oh, right. Yeah, no need for that. Thanks, Alice. No, you're welcome. I think that's right, though.

I think you are more of a Johnny Depp. Then I am not a Skrill. Well, yeah. Morally duplicitous. That's true. That's true. Why is that true? You can't just say that's true twice anditous that's true that's true why is that true you can't just say that's true twice

and believe it's true there's nothing exactly right do you guys want to see one of the funniest things you can do hey Alice you're a contrarian

stop being a contrarian fuck you I'm not a contrarian I am not it's like the bird that drinks the water keep doing it it's automatic

fine shit bowl fine oh come on you're alright It's like the bird that drinks the water. It's automatic. Shit, bro. Oh, come on. Are we running out of sweet, sweet daylight? Well, look, you didn't do it, and we do it every week, so fucking spit out a shining light before we put a foot in this thing. Fuck, bro. Do you know what I was real into this week? Seeing We Are Your Friends, an incredible film for the 39th time

that was made in 2015. Filler, filler, autopilot bullshit. Filler, autopilot, bullshit. Filler, filler, chicken dinner, mate. No shit. My favourite bit of the movie this week is the fact that when they're in the car together, Somali and Ziccoli, I get the sense that they actually shot

that in motion and it wasn't just a screen. And it's that kind of commitment to realism that I appreciate about the film. Did they fake and get a CGI department to just whip up a bunch of people in an

American apparel car park to do a makeshift music festival? No. They invited a bunch of fuckos who would be drawn hook, line and sinker with a little bit of bait called Zac Efron to a music festival that doesn't exist to just hang out and be filmed and sign their release. You know? Yeah. I love that about Max Joseph.

He gets the job done. Can I ask you as a crossover kind of segment, do you guys have any apologies for this week? segment, do you guys have any apologies for this week? I would like to apologise to either of you as guests or anyone in the room for saying that it's all gone wrong and stuff. I actually, I did have a real good time. It was lovely. Honestly, all four of us were in bed

watching a movie. I remember saying, wouldn't it be great if we didn't have to do the podcast and just stayed here watching movies we liked instead? And that was how I felt. My shining light was not on the screen. It was in the hotel room at the downtown of Ligon, room 116. I all of a sudden feel very uncomfortable.

You're not even in the room, are you? Do you have an apology, Alice? Just an apology to my flat Who I'm currently staying with I did not put my dishes in the dishwasher And I The dishwasher was empty Did you at least rinse them beforehand?

I put them in the sink Did you turn the tap on for You know, two seconds Only to fill up my glass That is even more disrespectful. That's fucking awful. Yep, I'm a real cunt. You're a real cunt, Alice Sneddon,

and may I take the opportunity to say, you're a real piece of shit, Guy Montgomery. Thank you. Thank you all. Tim, do you have any apologies to make? Do you know what? I absolutely don't, because I feel like

if we start opening up apologies on our podcast we'll start remembering shit we've said and analysing it and I don't think that's something we want We do get to see if

Rose has an apology I'm sorry for bringing the apologies No no no I apologise for Hindsight's 20-20 Rose but the damage has been done

I want to do a no air I know we're out of time people are going to get mad Well hindsight's 20-20 Rose but the damage has been done. I want to do a no-an. I know we're out of time and people are going to get mad because we're supposed to leave the room but I want to do a no-but. Well it's great to address that you're making people angry before. I don't mean to be offensive

but you're fucking hideous. I'm not trying to be a bitch but you just suck as a human. I know you're going to get angry but I'm going to keep going Are you playing me right now? You're nagging yourself now You can't pin that on me No But is a segment of the podcast

where we try and figure out which bits of the movie potentially were done improv'd off the back of the scene which was most obviously improv'd when they're having

breakfast together in the hotel the morning after they shag that shit eating grin tells me you've got something up your sleeves Ned

I did once you mentioned that improv thing I fucking loved that scene it's a real game changer if you go in knowing what you're looking for

it can be a very enjoyable movie in patches certainly so good no I didn't think it was although one scene I noticed that I thought If you go in knowing what you're looking for, it can be a very enjoyable movie in patches, certainly. So good. No, I didn't think it was... Although one scene I noticed that I thought was the opposite of improvised was when they were in the car together, the girl and the guy.

So I'm Leon Ziccoli. Yeah, when they were in the car together, and Rose and I determined that there was definitely a runner who was lying on top of the car, putting lines down in front of the girl. Like an iPad. Yeah, like a line player so she could remember them. Oh man. I can't believe of all

the deplorable and not that talented male performers in this movie, you're choosing the shit on the woman. Well, that's feminism. Touché. Fucking touché. Doesn't even make sense. It's a hot button word. Touche Fucking touche Doesn't even make sense It's a hot button word

Oh yeah Okay so No Buts is I guess the Through the drugs montage Would be very Very improvised And specifically I guess When they get into that

Weird kind of London Eye-esque Ferris wheel bit And like Zac Efron's like Got his legs up and stuff and she's fooling around. But I'm imagining the actual staff of that ride freaking out at the production crew,

being like, they cannot do that. Sweet Kevin. Yeah, it's funny you should bring that up because the attendant on that very ride is the love child of Ziccoli and Somali. Oh, wow. A child so beautiful they cannot be looked at named Kevin.

Sweet Kevin. Yeah, and you're child so beautiful they cannot be looked at named Kevin. Sweet Kevin. Yeah. And you're right. He is constantly, you know, put upon. He's this sort of really. He doesn't want to tell his own parents off. No, well, I mean, who does? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm trying to remember which timeline we went into, but either he fell through the Ferris wheel or he pushed Somaly through the Ferris wheel. Oh, yeah. Someone definitely died by falling down through all the railing of a Ferris wheel. And I'm really sorry if that's a trigger and someone in this room has died

by falling down the inside of a Ferris wheel. That's so unlikely, but so awful. Yeah, that is a bad, you know, because you just don't know these days, do you? Well, look, that seems like as good a point as any to wrap this into that other. Watch 39. Watch 40 is traditionally speaking don't know these days do you well look that seems like as good a point as any to watch 39 watch 40 is traditionally

speaking where we do a director's commentary and I'm looking forward to that so it'll be fun next time what

you're looking at me with such an accusatory face no no that's how I look when I'm thinking I love my little boy there wasn't a pride or a love face.

It was like... Well, I was befuddled by how much I love you, but I do love you. I was reckoning with the fact that I'm in this bed with you. And these two lovely... Do you have anything you want to say to me? They're woman, guy. Okay.

You can say it. I think this has torn us apart a bit. No. Because I see the relationship these guys have, doing a podcast every week, doing something awful. We don't even have to do our podcast, and yet we just... When there's no natural enemy, you make one out of each other. That's the thing.

We've got a... That's fine. There's nothing in it. Cool crowd, though. I love a crowd who cheers when a drink spills. Taxi. Hey, come on. Let's all go to get a taxi.

Yeah, there you go. Come to my show. Let's do it. I don't know when I'm going to put this out, but hopefully it's soon. Guy. Please come to my stand-up comedy show. It's on the rest of the Melbourne Festival.

It's called Let's All Get in a Room Together. 9.45 in the Forum Theatre. Head along to my website, guymoncomedy.com. I'm doing a show called Sassy Best Friend. It's at 8.30pm in the Melbourne Town Hall.

Please come. I'm doing a split bill with Donna Brooke Banks in the Victoria Hotel. 6pm every night. Be there. And can I also say, we are all part of

a New Zealand improv group called Snort and we are very good at it and we're just trying to show people in Melbourne and it's proving really difficult to prove it. It's on on the weekends at 11 o'clock, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

and Mondays at 6 p.m. It's called Snort. If you want more information, just look it up on the internet. This motherfucker has done all his shows in Melbourne. Congratulations. Thank you, and I'll be in New Zealand, so if you're part of the very small part of the population

that listens to our podcast in New Zealand, come to... Fucking, you know, just, yeah, you're all good. I want to take a... If you're listening in New Zealand, bloody cheers, mate. We love you for it. There's so few of them. I know where the numbers are.

Huge shout-out to America. What I'm going to do is I wanted to call for us doing an audience selfie because this room is so packed with people. I want to thank you guys so much for coming out today. And oh, this is the thing. I should have ended the episode. Please give yourselves a big round of applause. This is the end of the episode.

This is the end. This is the end of the episode. This is the end. This is the end. Ow. This movie's still fine. There's a colleague who passed out. One of them dies. That guy's a screw. One of them's a hottie. His name is Jay.

One of them looks like Johnny Depp. And his name is Johnny Depp. Classic Maximum Joseph. I agree. Ah. You forget that films are supposed to have a point. Thanks for listening to this podcast. If you're thirsty for another, why not try...

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