The Worst Idea Of All Time - Family Friends 01
Episode Date: July 6, 2026Let’s discuss the nature of time - a topic that permeates the near decade and a half history of this god forsaken podcast series. Tim and Guy are talking about YouTube, Guy’s hair and most importa...ntly they’re back in the mailbag exploring how different municipalities experience time and briefly, how the luddites might be back (hooray)! Huge shout out to our mate's series Bryn and Kura’s Singles ClubJoin us for video and bonus content on the Substack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news.
I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals.
Please buy some tickets now at timbat.co.n.z.
What do you think of the digs, this sort of seat up?
It's a little different from what we normally do.
It's nice. I like it more on the singles than the...
like I like our frames as just Tim and Guy
some stackers will be able to see what you're talking about
yeah the video
yeah yeah well that's singles it's a little TV term folks
that's a little showbiz magic
yeah it's a little bit of razzle dazzle the singles are like the chairs
what's a single guy I single is um
it's just someone who is unlovable
um that's so bad because my mind
and went to a singles club featuring our two friends.
Well, if you're interested,
Kuro and Brin's singles club is dropping.
They made an amazing web series.
Season one came out, I think, two years ago
about sort of being in their...
Looking for love.
Mid to late 30s and being single,
and they went on some funny, like, dating experiences,
and they traveled up and down the country
trying to find out why and who would want them.
And then they went away...
What a great way of putting it.
Why and who would want them?
They went away.
and they got funding for a second season
and in between the first and the second season
I think the first episode of the second season
Cuda is now pregnant
and Bryn has found Simon as well
which is so funny to me
it's like yeah
we get it
yeah and then season 2 it's like
fucking see you later
there's a documentary about
I did have a coffee with the producer
of the series
and yeah they were going
Yeah, we're going to get a bit of heat on the title of the show, I think, for this second season.
But anyway, check that out if you're in New Zealand or have a very powerful VPN.
Yeah.
But single, yeah.
Oh, wait, or is it just on YouTube?
It must be for everyone.
It's on YouTube.
Oh, yeah, sick.
Why would we geoblock?
Why are we geoblo?
What's up with that?
It drives me crazy.
It reminds me, what it is, I think, is that so when I worked at Media Works many years ago, a company that barely exists, no, no, no, it's doing fine.
Does it still exist?
Yeah, it does.
TRN is the other one that turned into NZ.
Speaking for a big media conglomerate in New Zealand
called MediaWorks is a young boy of 21.
And they keep doing daft shit like building their own video player
because they were like, no, we're going to put our own ads on it.
It makes billions of dollars.
And what would happen is it would just never ever work.
It would never deliver, A, ads because no one bought any ads on a platform that does work,
or B, the video.
And I was always just like, someone solved this problem already.
Bang it on YouTube.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's sort of like, it's an inevitability.
Everything is flowing towards YouTube now.
Yeah.
And I'm actually like, I don't know, surprisingly down with that.
I think it's all right.
I mean, I've said it before.
It'll outlast.
The alternative is terrible.
It'll outlast all the streamers and social media platforms is my belief.
Although it's actually, given that I haven't engaged with
new media, I guess, in the way that everything's going.
I actually can't make forecasts anymore because I'm coming from a place of absolute ignorance.
YouTube still seems good to me.
Yeah.
I will say, you know, geo-blocking is meant to, like the, we just finished the third
Australian season of spelling, we just finished going out on broadcast TV in Australia.
Yes.
And I am, from the feedback I get in people messaging me and observing where the messages are coming from
in the world. I'm confident that the audience for that show is not in Australia.
And therefore, give the people what they want. And what they want is Guy Montgomery's
spelling bee. Put it. Like if it was in, uh, in Boise, Idaho.
Bring it to Brazil. Like, all people want is, you know, is like anyone to visit Brazil. That's
one of their big, um, do you reckon you could do spelling bee in Brazil?
I couldn't. You know, the, why not? I don't speak Portuguese for a still.
This is the noose that you've tied, well, not noose.
You've been hoisted on your own partard with the title of your show.
No, the dream is like, candid yourself into a corner.
The dream is non-English speaking territories pick up the format.
Do you get called Guy if you host the show?
Is it kind of like 007 as a designation rather than a name?
No, no, no, no, no, it's first name,
Guy Montgomery's common spelling bee.
And that is an unbreakable rule.
Really?
Yeah, so if you were host.
Edress Albers, Guy Montgomery's spelling group.
And that's a big non-negotiable for me.
But imagine like, imagine if, you know, I went on holiday in Portugal for crying out loud.
I'm imagining it.
Turn on the hotel TV.
And there's some Portuguese version of me.
Yeah.
Amazing.
And a 70 set with that Thomas Cottle design B behind them.
Shout out.
Sick days.
That would be so nice.
Hey, how you been, guy?
You see me such a lovely photo of you today.
I really like that.
Yeah, I had to get new, yeah, I had to get new photos taken.
just seems ridiculous thing to say
because, you know, we've all got very high-spec phones.
You could take photos all the time.
This is where I keep telling me.
It's fucking Ben McGogan, man.
Can you someone with an iPhone to take a headshot
so I can put you on a poster for fuck sake?
There's like one photo that exists of them
from like eight years ago.
Well, this is the problem I was coming up against.
There are photos of me that exist from years ago
that are being used on...
It's actually on the Australian panel show
have been paying attention.
And then at the start they go,
tonight
Tim Bat
Ben McGugan
and a photo comes over you
Guy Montgomery
and an old photo
like one of the best photos
that's been taken
of me
in the history of me
was on screen
and the person I was sitting next
who turned to me
and they were like
you do not look like
oh hey now
off camera
and being funny
but I was like
you know
to be fair
she said it about
her own photo as well
and I was like
that is 100% true
right
it is time
and you were putting on a gig
you said can I get a photo of you
and I said just find one on the internet.
I was like I should have a new tranche.
When was the last time you got headshots done?
Three or four years ago.
Right.
Which is not crazy.
Before you were a father guy.
In the world of a man losing his hair, I'm lying.
And so...
Hey, can I ask, where are you at with that?
Because you mentioned a little while ago it was floating around in your head that you might get...
Get a...
What are they called?
A hair train spine or something like that.
I've got a new approach.
Gone?
that nature on its course.
Fuck, yeah, brother.
I'm like, I'm all in on,
I'm not doing regain,
I'm not taking pills.
Good.
Like, let's see how I'm meant to look.
Do you know what?
So I'm on the fence at the moment.
I've got an orthodontal appointment in a few weeks.
I've got to make a decision
if I'm going to get braces to fix this guy.
This guy's been with me for so long.
Oh, for those listening and not watching,
I've got a tooth that sticks out.
Yeah, yeah.
And I've always reaped it.
Yeah.
That's part of the Timbad experience.
It is.
but I'm on the fence
I'm like
do I get braces
or do I let it ride?
I think it's different
I think it's like
what's different
is that a lot of people
you know
if you can
scrape together
the funds
or your family cam
and you're younger
they take care of business
you know
yeah
TCOB
take care of business
Oh okay
genuinely
struggled with that one
they TCOB
you know
when you're teenagers
I think
I think braces
is
I was supposed to get braces
but I was supposed to get braces
when I was a teenager
but
playing trumpet at the time.
You can't play trumpet if he's so...
I mean, I can see a trumpet in the room,
so you're going to have to give it up again anyway.
But no, I think, I think braces is all good.
I think, and I also support anyone getting hair transplants.
I think that's awesome.
Sure.
But I'm like, so I think, do what you want.
Like, if you really want to sort it out and have a clean traditional...
That's not helpful to me.
This is saying, I'm on the fence.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, do what you want.
I think do it.
If you're thinking about it,
and it's at this point in life,
and you're seriously still on the fence,
It's like you obviously want to do it.
That is sort of where my head's at.
You just have to live with the inconvenience and the, you know, like I think the right,
the thing that you want to do and the thing that's going to stop you wondering whether or not you should do it is doing it.
Yeah.
Adult braces.
Adult braces.
Age 40.
If it's good enough for our Lord and Savior, Tom Cruise.
You know you've been podcasting too long when the conversation is, should I get braces and I'm going to embrace going bald?
It's like, fucking take these boys out to pasture.
I could be 17 and having the braces conversation.
And put a gun through their head.
my theory look and this is my theory it's for no one else it is my theory that is to say it belongs to me
yeah this is my theory that is a Monty Python quote from a city we used to as children in terms of
adding on to the we should not be podcasting anymore making a fucking reference of 1970s British
comedy but it's like it's one that bled through to the family because it was a someone who was a woman
as professor called a elk who had a theory about the brontosaurus and
It's like five minutes of praying, we're like, this is my theory.
That is his hip logs to me.
And then the theory is, the protosaurus is very, very, very thin at one end,
much, much thicker in the middle and then thin once again.
Anyhow, my theory for me is if I embrace what's happening.
So let's see, you know, let's see what I'm meant to look like.
If you lose the hair, you've got to keep the rig tight.
Yeah, dude.
I'm not going out like that, you know.
But you're a man who does keep the rig tight.
But now I'm like, you know, and actually this is the trap.
This is the fucking trap that a lot of people fall into it.
They get consumed by the rig.
They're like, if I'm strong, no one will notice that I'm bald.
Yeah.
You know, and they get so strong that it winds up looking like the muscles
push the hair out on the top of the head.
Definitely.
I'm not going to go that far.
No.
I can't see that for you.
But yeah.
On multiple fronts.
You don't seem like a guy who would get carried away with it.
No, no.
So you're a right.
You do like.
long-limbed things.
Long-limbed.
I'm a long-limb guy.
You're not all about the lifting.
You're about the running around.
My hairdresser, I will say this,
for his part, he was like,
just fucking let's commit.
He was like, let's do something crazy.
You know, I'm in there being like,
I think we'll just keep cutting it
until it's undeniable.
He's kind of my sounding board.
He's like, it's getting pretty close to undeniable.
Yeah.
But I was going to get these photos taken.
So I was like, no, I can't go from full hair to hair
in a press shot to a baldie.
Gotcha.
So let's split the diff.
Anyway, next time I go in, we're going to go big.
They'll do a big haircut reveal on the pod.
Fuck, yeah.
But what was great is I was going to get the photos taken by Andy Crown.
Shout to Andy Crown takes amazing photos.
Andy Crown best in the biz.
Had a baby with...
And the Crown did my wedding shoot.
Fucking A.
You got great wedding photos.
So good.
Sorry.
And I bought Chris Parker along to look after.
You had your baby with.
Yeah, yeah.
And I bought Chris Parker along to look after her.
while the photo's being taken and then just fucking obviously snuck a couple through to the keeper
just picked up the baby and got some snaps taken and that's what you were referring to earlier when
I sent you one.
It's so gorgeous.
It's lovely.
It's really nice that you can just call upon Chris Parker that look after your 10 months old daughter
for a hot minute.
Yeah.
It must be very nice.
We've got some correspondence guy from our fans from probably over a year ago maybe, I would say.
Interested to see what they're up to.
I've sent you some.
I would like us to maybe read one each
I reckon at least
I sent you some that I kind of pre-prepared
Should I start from the very bottom
Some are fucking huge
The one at the bottom's enormous
Why don't you
Can you just look at that one
There was one of them has some time codes
For a YouTube video
And I'm not going to play that video
Because I haven't set that up
In this current record
We'll do that different day
This one has time zones
Yeah, that one's just a good long one without any...
So take it away, Guy, take it away.
This is from August 7, 2025.
Sent it, I think, 11 past 3 in the morning.
0.3.11?
Feels like that's the morning.
Give me the date again, sorry?
August 7.
August 7 last year.
Maximum bat.
As you asked to be called henceforth in episode 3
of the We Are Your Friend Season.
And Guy Montgomery, as Stephen and Charlotte
ask for you to be called henceforth.
Time!
In Family Time, 19, you ever so briefly discussed time zones.
This piqued my interest, as I have, until recently, been engaged in a PhD on sociotemporality
slash the sociology of time.
This is unbelievable already.
I'm actually so fascinated by this.
I've just finished listening to a book about Time as well, so this is interesting.
Making me the perfect candidate to expand on some of your questions.
No answers to be found here.
It's all made up.
You raised a very funny point of South Australia being on the half hour.
This is relatively unique, but doesn't even scratch the surface of Australian, let alone global time oddities.
It may not even be the most interesting thing about that very time zone, owing to one single town in New South Wales, albeit on the border with South Australia, choosing to observe central standard time plus nine and a half hours.
All times, and then in parentheses, all times given will be in coordinated universal time, UTC, which has a relationship to Greenwich Mean Time,
DMT, much like what BCE and CE have to BC in AD.
They're technically different as to appease the critics, but practically the same as to maintain
British Christian hegemony.
So 9.30 is 9.5 hours ahead of UTC, which is universal time.
Wait, have they gone through the difference between Greenwich Mean Time and UTC?
All Times Given will be in coordinated universal time, which has a relationship to Greenwich Mean Time.
So it's basically the same.
I want to know what that difference is.
I think the difference is plus 930 is 9.5.
So it's just the way it's presented.
Oh, plus 9.5 hours is presented as 9.5 hours is presented as 9.5.
Okay, okay.
So it continues.
On the other side of South Australia you have, in my opinion,
even weird a choice with the plus 845 time zone.
Yes, that is 45 minutes behind South Australia and 45 minutes.
ahead of West Australia. This is also
only true when daylight savings is not being
observed, but we won't get into that
because two states don't agree if it should exist, so
the iterations on the differences get very confusing.
Thus, for the sake of simplicity,
we are ignoring it
for now. So this is observed
by a handful of towns around the state border
with a combined population of less than 300.
What? Apparently, owing to a train
journey that used to stop around these towns and advise
passengers to shift their watches 45
minutes for each leg of the journey.
You've got to be shitting me with that.
My favourite element of this is that it resonates with the origins of standardised time,
which was only possible or desirable with the advent of the railways.
Before GMT was called GMT, it was called railway time.
Kinder, they technically shifted the calculation slightly when they changed the name,
but it's certainly the thematic ideological precursor.
We, Alteroah, have a fun 45-minute time zone of our own in Chatham Standard slash daylight times.
This is as far as I can tell because there's so much further east
that the sun rises and sets simply do not adhere closely enough to New Zealand standard.
Yeah, but the 45, pick a half hour.
Crazy stuff.
Okay, so this is a sidebar now.
We're not reading from the email, but I'm an advocate for the 45.
Like, I like to meet people.
I'm so tired of having my meeting times basically limited to, let's say six options.
Let's call it.
9 o'clock, 915, 930, 945.
Are you saying when you're dealing people online or in person?
In person.
It's not a six hundred next.
It's going to be five, but it's four.
So it's like you've got to meet in 15 minute increments.
Sure.
If you send a text being like, should we meet it five past nine?
Yeah.
That's mental to some people.
Sure.
But I think it's all good because you're accounting for the fact that you're probably going to be five minutes later than the agreed upon line.
So why not we're up front about it and be like, let's meet at.
Because then I'll see you at 10 past nine.
No.
No.
I'm an advocate of being honest and going for it.
It doesn't have to be all.
in perfect or 15 minute increments.
Yeah.
I do think if you're getting into like 922,
I don't know why I've got a differentiation.
That's fucking whack.
Okay.
But 925, that's fine.
920, that's okay.
What you're saying is it is in guy,
in the mass population's opinion,
reasonable to set appointments to a 15 minute increment.
Yeah.
In Guy Montgomery's head,
it is reasonable to a five minute increment.
However, if you encounter someone doing it to a one minute increment,
that's nuts.
That's outside the bounds.
That is exactly what I'm saying.
And let me be clear.
These pertain only to social engagements
or work engagements with people
who are in a similar line of industry.
I don't expect to be able to go to...
Just careful because you will tip that.
I don't expect to be able to make a doctor's appointment.
That ain't fixed to the wall.
That will topple over.
That will fall on us.
There's a shelf behind us with fake plants.
Is it all fake?
Oh, what a compliment to the plants.
every one of them
made of petrol
there you go
good for something
burn that down
put it in the car
anyway that's what I think about that
we should continue on this email
because there's a massive body of email
still to come
okay
so after the discussion
of the Chatham Island time
the 45 difference in New Zealand
the only other three quarter time zone
I can think of is the entirety of Nepal
plus 545
which is set to be the closest
approximation of Kathmandu meantime
plus 541, that adheres to at least some expectation of standardisation,
balancing a desire to best reflect their national identity with ease of trade interaction
with the yes of the UTC, which is universal.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Kathmandu, 41.
Yeah, so it says here, the entirety of Nepal, 545,
which is set to be the closest approximation of Kathmandu meantime, which is 541.
That's got to be the only place on earth at a one-minute increment.
What I was just saying is off the table.
You were saying that in an individual basis to be doing that.
There's a country.
Is Camandu a country?
No, no, sorry.
Is it?
No, no.
I don't know.
I think it's the capital of Nepal.
Yeah.
Okay.
What the fuck is going on?
We're in the mountains, man.
All bets are off.
Kathmandu.
Yeah, it's in Nepal.
They're living differently.
Here we go.
Okay.
I mean, this is like, this is properly twisting me in bits and pieces.
By the way, if you need a pause at this point,
point in the conversation to just reset your mind and maybe research a little more about time,
might I recommend looking up the don't hug me, I'm scared video on YouTube pertaining to time.
If you've not seen that, it's a fantastic educational sort of children's show that I wouldn't watch
with children.
And I'd say, the less you know going into watch it, the better, but it's also about time.
So, returning to your discussion for a moment, Tim, you asked, is it political?
about Adelaide and the half-hour time difference,
which at the time of conversation seemed pretty wackadoo to us.
Obviously, without allowing for all of these additional details
provided by the author of this email.
So, return to your discussion for a moment.
Tim, you asked, is it political?
Yes, always.
Time is one of the many weapons in a nation-state's arsenal
for nation-building.
Time zones can be used to unify a country,
most famously done by China,
which despite spanning five-and-a-half hours of time zones
has won officially to group together subdivisions
or to highlight desire closeness or lack thereof to neighbours.
As further evidence to this politicality,
there are numerous seemingly unconnected instances
in the French Revolution of militias firing at clock towers
as if to rebel against time itself.
Oh, I like that.
But even the fun examples I gave earlier are political.
The desire for a standard time is in and of itself.
Political.
As a quirk of this politicality,
there are in fact 27 whole-hour time zones,
ranging from 12 used by America's westernmost atolls,
which they wish to keep on the same date as the mainland at least,
and they're remarkably unique plus 14 time zone,
that's right, two hours past the implied cutoff of this whole system,
observed by only eight atolls of Kiribati, pronounced Kiribati,
which in its totality spans three time zones,
meaning despite having more than 11,000 times less land area
in population than China,
they have three times as many time zones.
For more, this map hyperlink is wonderfully detailed and is ours, if you believe in that, of fun.
I've got to make sure I send the link.
Look, I really hope I've done this.
Hopefully that link is in the show notes.
For a brief note on daylight saving time, this was first suggested by a New Zealander.
He was a lepidopterist, man's liked butterflies.
Lepidopterist. And despite himself being allowed to fulfil this hobby in the day,
due to being a shift worker in the Postal Service, felt that other workers deserve some
daylight of their own, and thus proposed a two-hour time shift to account for some of the seasonal
change. As New Zealand are fond of pointing out when we get mentioned, and as an act of rebellion
against standardised time, even though it's since been incorporated within it, I feel
we should have more fealty to this idea than we seem to, generally speaking.
The rest of the world can ditch it. It's not entirely the most practical of rebellions,
but we should stubbornly stick to it like an undiagnosed father
sticks to the hobby he picked up when he was 12.
Old Trump playing timbo over here.
I would add here that your reading of the film
as a new performance every week is a great analog
for some interpretations of a linear time.
And we're back.
Both in meaning making and discussions of repetition
in the way it seems to break our perception.
You may well want to cut the rest for time
and I'll forgive you for this given my ironic inability
to achieve brevity.
In family time 20, Timbo also suggests that he had never experienced jet lag.
I too have never experienced it and put my immunity down to my lacking grasp of a consistent
sleep routine also, but I'm currently experiencing it for the first time post a trip to Germany
and Kyrgyzstan each about six hours apart from each other and New Zealand, and it's hit me for six.
All this to say, scientifically speaking, jet lag is thought to sit in any time you wake up more
than two hours different, any two consecutive days, and that it takes a full 24 hours to recover from each
one hour difference beyond this,
aka it would take two days to recover
from a routine shift of three hours
and a full ten days to recover from the typical
UK to NZ shift.
Of course, this is an oversimplification
but my doctor sure believes it enough
to tell me every time I mention my poor sleep
routine. I've only just realized
my overuse of parentheses in this email
and I feel the need to underline that this isn't
reflected in my academic writing and is merely an
attempt to replicate in writing my poncho
for a tangent in the spoken form.
This person is spinning out.
written us
an absolute treatise on the nature
and implications of time zones
and now has descended it
to critique of their own writing style
I'll temper judgment on the use of the weather app
is a world clock
in one way I feel like it may be
a more grounded engagement with time
given you also getting a small glimpse
of the climate season
and the app tends to darken
after sunset etc.
So soft approval from your one listener I guess
say my name
even if it isn't timeless into funganuia tartar Josh.
P.S. Guy, giving you a poncho on for naming things for yourself.
I thought you would enjoy the inventor of the saxophone, one Adolf Saxe, who named every,
there were many, instrument and two weapons he created after himself.
Far away.
Josh.
So, I mean, that, you know, it probably would have taken a year.
It's been a year of buildup twice.
reading and diving into that email.
Thank you so much for that.
I've got to say, someone who...
Can I just say, Josh?
I loved.
I loved that email.
Every second, minute, hour, day, week of it.
As someone who often struggles to understand academic writing or thinking,
it was a very digestible sort of, you know, satellite picture of time zones and the
functionality of time in quite also elastic way.
I mean, I really, really enjoyed that.
And I thought it was exceptionally well written.
Like, it's a challenging email to cite read.
Is this what we're doing now?
We read a big email and then we really go through and review that email.
Well, I think not all emails warrant this level of discussion, but that was like...
That one does.
You're right.
What about time, guy?
How do you feel about time?
Well, it's just, it's interesting, isn't it?
Because it is like, obviously it's made up.
This email is testament to that.
It's personalized and it's sort of customizable.
But, you know, for the functionality of society, we all kind of, no one's thrown back too
hard against it.
It's quite interesting.
So I've just finished this book 4,000 weeks, which essentially is all about time.
It sort of parades at the start, and I'm sure on shelves was sort of marketed as a book about
productivity.
But it's quite a philosophical rumination on time and how we treat it.
And it feels like it got real different.
after the Industrial Revolution.
Time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Up until then, it was sort of like, hey, listen, man, we're part of time.
Time is part of us, you know.
It's not an enemy.
And then the capitalist, the industrialists were like, we're going to pay you by the hour.
And everyone was like, great.
Because then we get to clock off at some point, and it'll be sweet.
Spoiler alert, it wasn't all sweet.
Damn.
That's so interesting.
That's just one little sort of part of the book.
But it's interesting to have a good think about how you connect to time.
Yeah, I mean, I like even just in the glancing sentence you said that we are time and time is us.
Yeah.
It's a beautiful way of considering it because I do think it has, you know, as you say, been somewhat commodified.
And it's like it's so much is about optimization now and optimization of time.
Exactly.
They cited actually there's this great, yeah, little nugget.
an art
I can't remember if it was an art history teacher
or an art teacher in a New York
University demands that all
of her students go to the local
art gallery or the sort of on-campus art
gallery and pick an artwork
and you must look at the artwork for
three hours. You can't
have any breaks.
You got to turn your phone off
everything. You've just got to engage with it for three hours
and apparently it is
tremendously difficult.
I'll bet.
Just how like modern, you know, life has built our brains and stuff.
It is unbelievably difficult.
Oh man, we've been stripped of our faculties completely.
Yeah.
Like they are being stripped from the outside in,
and you only notice it when where the energy is flowed to,
which is the phone or the internet is taken from you,
and you're sitting with your idling brain,
and your brain can't actually start.
It's just like an engine that needs the choke to be pulled out.
It's just like,
there's a whole movement among gene z and alpha now where they're like bringing back the luddite movement and i am so fucking pumped about it and do you know why because they've looked at their it's great fucking dog shit parents were completely absent and fucked we've had our shared reality taken from us and the people who are in charge of customizing the algorithms that are dictating the little chambers we all live in now literally couldn't make a single friend in their fucking life until they had a billion
dollars. I'm sorry, you don't get to set the terms, you sunglasses wearing
cunt. Fucking Zuckerberg is driving me crazy. I saw a video of him yesterday. It's like,
do you have hobbies? He's like, yeah, I've recently been trying to find out how to make
the most protein dense beef. So I started, he's like, and it's pretty funny because I started
researching, you know, how do you make cows fat? And it's from the nut of the macadamia tree.
So we're planning these macadamia. And it's like, this is all low stakes. And I was like going,
crazy being like
this cunt is setting the fucking agenda
for the world we live in
he literally made the platform
that was supposed to connect us to his friends
the man has never had a friend
he will never have a friend
and I think we honestly
we need to start treating these billionaires
put them in padded cells
I feel for them they're broken
they're broken human beings
we don't have to kill all of them
they need to be in treatment
and away from the rest of society
I think if you're a silica
Valley, CEO, here's how we do it.
Okay. All of their
offices, like all of the entrance
to their offices shares a replica
of a school hallway.
Okay. And the way into all of their
offices is through like a locker,
a high school style locker. And to get
in, people push them into
the locker and slam the door behind them.
Just so they know, like,
Guy. I just think
This is so chelish.
I am feeling chelish about it.
I just think Mark Zuckerberg
all of his announcements
are bad
should be coming
through the vent in a locker
got you
and that'll be
us for family time
free zone
I don't know what these are anymore
how's that for time
it's time
that's crazy
check out that
don't hug me
I'm scared video
if you've not yet seen it
for further elucidation on time
and we'll be consuming
some more
Planet Schneider
products very soon
don't worry about
Planet Schneider, I hope we don't spend too long, you know, orbiting that one because there's lots of other interesting places to swing past.
We've got a little bit of time to grown-ups three comes out, though.
Yeah, yeah, but we can swing from planet to planet.
We could come back past Planet Schneider.
We don't need to get trapped looking at a bit too long at one time.
Roger that.
Goodbye, everyone.
