The Worst Idea Of All Time - Family Time 4

Episode Date: March 12, 2023

Guy wearing underpants and a hat only, is in Adelaide - The City of The Future, and fresh off a high ropes course which went incredibly badly for one young boy. A podcast fan/bona fide animal expert has a bone to pick regarding our regard for Paul Blart’s regard for the Grey-Crowned Crane in PBMC2. The boiz also discuss the future of their relationship to Fast and Furious and then consider their dream and nightmare blunt rotations from the back catalogue of movies they've watched - truly a fun exercise in Worst Idea back catalogue-remembering.See Guy live: linktr.ee/guy_montSee Tim live: linktr.ee/timbattTWIOAT links: linktr.ee/twioatpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the worst idea, it's the worst idea of all time, it's the worst idea, it's the worst idea of all time. Hello everybody and welcome to Family Time. And thank you once again to our beautiful friend Montaigne in Australia for our theme song. Yeah. I don't even know if you knew that I was using that now, Guy, but do you remember that? When Montaigne made that awesome theme for us like years ago? Yeah. I've busted it out.

That's so cool. Monta phenomenal i can't believe i can't believe we're in the big leagues the boys are in the big leagues how um i want to talk to you my brother and i want to know how you are i'm delighted to see you without a shirt on wow it's it's tone setting very exciting peep behind the curtain tim i'm gonna i'm gonna go one further right now i'm no pants and i'm only in undies undies and a cap i thought the cap sort of formalized the outfit i can't so i can't actually read the cap because of how i've got my oh there, there we go. I don't work here. Very nice. Yeah. Very nice.

I've rolled out of bed to talk to you. And. At what? A crisp 9am your time? 9am my time. I stayed at, I'm in Adelaide, city of the future.

And I don't know if they say that, but. Look, I had a couple of. Is that a thing? I don't know. they say that but um I had a couple of I don't know I had a couple of tins I did my show I did a late show

I'm loving Adelaide by the way awesome is Adelaide loving you I think so I mean the very you know the people who have seen me i think have enjoyed me i don't think that at large they've got an opinion on me i don't know they're discussing me down at the council chambers no i reckon your legend will only grow as uh as the first few people creep in

to see you and then they start telling their adelaidean friends and so on and so forth the adelaids and adelaides i can't believe I haven't said that all week. Goddamn, sitting right there. And the Adelaidems. Yeah, it's great. And everybody. Yeah, and everybody. I did a ropes, there's like a really cool,

Adelaide's an interesting place because it's, the CBD's contained by like a um a green belt there's like a square or a rectangle of parkland around the central business district of adelaide so the entire middle is contained by park and uh yesterday chris park is here as well friend of the podcast from the male gaze and we went and did like a um treetop high ropes course like we you wear a carabiner and you strap in and you go up really high on trees and you traverse between the trees doing various different obstacles or whatever.

And my arms, and boy, are my arms tired. Really? Yeah, yeah. I use my arm muscles in a way that I, because I basically just run. They are an agony. To hold this microphone feels somewhat tiring. Oh, damn, dude.

You really gave it what for? I gave everything, yeah. Wow. What a fun thing to do. It sounds like an adult's playground, you know? Like something that normally would be for children. It was, but also it is for kids um there's different difficulty courses and there was we did see one kid who was having what i think even in their

adulthood will be remembered as one of the worst days of their life oh no i know the temptation is to feel bad tim but it must be said from an outsider's perspective it was very very funny just like i mean like lay it on me brother what was going on what there's like you know there's there's a bit of zip lining to be done and um so there's wait is this free access is this just stuff you do you're gonna pay you pay to do it right um but there's like it's just really high on a platform probably like 10 meters off the ground standing on a platform there's a zip line to another tree it's the only way to get down they've already traversed like you know four sets of obstacles to get there and there's like the

thing is you're you're like clipped into a your carabiner or like there's this sort of clip that clips into like a cable that connects all of it so you're always connected to something you know and so there's a big backlog of traffic and you can't go backwards so the only way to get down is to go down the zip line and we like we finished one course we walked past and it's just the beginning and you can see it like bubbling up you can see that this kid really doesn't want to enter. And just for further context, when we did the safety briefing, this kid looked pretty nervous. Oh, no.

And the mum, like, after the safety briefing, everyone's out to go on the course, and the kid's like, this seems complicated. And the mum's like, you're going to love it. How old is this kid? I'm going to say 11. And what kind of read did you get on the mum? What do you suspect about this mum?

Who is she? I think everyone's intentions are pure I think the mum wants the kid to like That's not the question I asked What's the question? Who is she? Everyone's intentions are pure Everyone's the hero of their own story

But what it takes is a bystander from New Zealand, a third-party observer to look upon the situation and cast some judgment and possibly some aspersions. She's just, she's a blonde woman in her early 40s who is just out with her son, i guess trying to get through a friday um you know she's seen there's this activity they can do they've gone to the activity the son i think is like it's you know conceptually these things are good for self-confidence and like you know they can be a real thrill yes um

but we just saw one going wrong you know we just like the kid was just having there's one in every pack i think yeah at least one if you've got a group of um teens or pre-teens doing those sort of confidence course they were like things they were up they were up there for i want to say half an hour half an hour of the meltdown which is so long and were you so were you behind them like waiting to go no no we wanted because there's five different courses so you can go like and it was on the it's they were doing it on the first course like the you know the learning course or whatever and so yeah we just uh carefully avoided that um i mean look i don't even know why i got so deep into this but it was like this this kid's not going to be able to look at trees again and there are trees everywhere in this city that fucking sucks we've had good

times in trees i so desire doing a second season of podcast in a tree um it'd be so hard to pull off i feel like we were sort of able to do it because we were we were in a pandemic like in but yeah was it in between the lockdowns that we had it was yeah we did it so it felt like anything was possible and there was a lot more free time sort of abound but then again we did also smash them out like we did a little bit of planning and then we really you know we filmed a lot three two days yeah tree research and then and then your podcast that's that's i mean that's showbiz if anyone who wants a glimpse behind the curtain sometimes you're sitting in your underpants in adelaide sometimes you're you're up a tree you do your tree search and then you do your um recording that's nice how are you doing

what's making headlines in the world of tim bat i just had a cup of coffee so all is well really just enjoying coffee at the moment i actually gave up coffee yeah yeah welcome back and fuck that can i just say two fingers to um what what inspired that and what inspired you breaking i could feel myself getting reliant on it and maybe i am but i'm just willing to fucking play that as it as it is yeah these days i've got a toddler you know he's not the best sleeper in the world sometimes coffee's going to be in the mix and i said that's okay but i do i really um i don't like you know the feeling of getting. But I really don't like the feeling of getting dependent on anything.

I don't like the feeling of addiction creeping in to my life. And I've felt it before. Luckily, I don't think I've had a chemical. I never started smoking because I know that it would be impossible for me to stop if I started. And I've known that from a pretty young age. So I just never fucked with nicotine cigarettes. Gaming, I've dabbled.

I've got in a little deep briefly and been like, I've got to fucking uninstall this game. Gaming is so fun. It is fun, but... It is fun. It is? it is it is fun but it is fun it is but i've i've got a real guilt about laying hours into a game i feel a real deep guilt about it and maybe the thing that needs to change is the guilt yeah i think that is something that's worth looking into because tim you enjoy you you deserve to enjoy your life red dead Dead Redemption 2,

which I have purchased and not started playing yet. But it's sitting there. That's going to be a big adventure for you when you crack into that. I loved The Last of Us. Yeah. And I might buy that for PC. Although it's very expensive considering it's a port.

Anyway, look, we've got some messages here from our friends, Guy, from our friends and our whānau, our family, if you're on family time. And, you know, of course, Guy mentioned that he's in Adelaide. How many shows have you got left, by the way? I've got two left. Great city.

Cool. And then what's on the comedy calendar for you next? Well, then I will be, the next place i'll do a show is in canberra and then i'll be at the melbourne international comedy festival um and for anyone listening it's important to say that tim will be there too and we will be there together doing a live podcast on easter sunday yes there are tickets still available but not very many yeah um at this stage so if you want to grab those the um the link is in the show notes but if you just go to uh you know you know how link tree do their thing yeah it's the word

link tree but you put the dot just before the two e's so it's linktree.ee slash twirewetpod that doesn't sound like it means anything when you say it out loud no but there's a man that will take you to the links who knows his urls uh and what about you tim you've got you've got a slate of gigs coming up uh so melbourne syd sydney um just two shows in sydney auckland wellington and uh we'll get to the mailbag so momentarily, but I just, I got to say this. If you're in Oz, if you're in Sydney or Melbourne, please come, please bring a friend. This is the first time ever that I've been given a festival managed venue

by the festival. So the festival have deigned to put me on their little list of accepted personnel. And I'm in a tiny room and uh and it would it would be awesome if i could sell that out or get as close to it as um as possible so hell yeah please come and bring some mates get the concession ticket i never give a shit about like just just do what it takes to get there you could be a millionaire i don't care get the concession ticket claim you're unemployed i don't give a shit Just you know

Get there Bums in seats And I just want to say For the listener Tim is in sparkling form And Oh that's very sweet It's important that you

You go along The name of the show Itself is funny Which is Is climate change funny yet Yeah It's a And

I can't wait to find out The answer One of New Zealand's youngest ever recipients Of the Billy T Award and the Fred Award Rhys Mathieson is directing the show And we've been trying to shape The climate change material And you know

It's getting there I love to hear it There's some good bits Comedy's fun But it takes a bit of work i've got a message from the 1st of april 2022 so that's almost so close to a full year old yeah well you better read it then hi tim i've been a fan of twiwet for a couple years now but i've only just recently discovered the annual podcast you and guy take part in with the McElroys till death do us part.

If you guys, now, sorry Guy, the screen I'm reading from is kind of far away and the text is kind of small. So if I stumble, let's put it down to my eyesight. If you guys still had access to the email address associated with said pod, I would have messaged you there. But alas, we do not live in such a timeline. Therefore, I must burden your regular inbox with this information i decided to binge the series which involved me watching paul blart 2 once before listening to the first five episodes paul blart 1 once for the origin episode and then paul blart 2 once more for the 2020 commentary all in all an agonizing 16 plus hour day this fucker did it in one day although i am

a huge fan of the content you've produced so far i must admit that i have one major issue with the opinions of you and your comrades you see in the later episodes you all use the scene to antagonize paul blart mentioning he yells at the bird before it begins showing aggressive behavior although i agree that paul blart is a horrible at the bird before it begins showing aggressive behavior although I agree that Paul Blart is a horrible person the writers failed immensely with making him a redeemable person I could honestly write an essay about the film's failures with its comedy he was right to act in this way toward the bird in order to explain why I've decided to defend this monster of a man I must tell you that when I was in high school i volunteered to work at a small local zoo forest park in springfield massachusetts circa 2017

which had two of these exact cranes at the time when i saw the crane appear on on screen i felt my heart sink into the inky black depths of my despair. The Balearica regularum, aka the grey-crowned crane or African crowned crane, is one of the most hostile creatures I've ever personally encountered in my life. Most of my time at the zoo was spent bringing animals their meals and cleaning their enclosures daily And doing this weekly for the summer of 2017

I have been rammed by goats, bitten by snakes, peed on, stepped in more different types of shit than I'm willing to admit I have had multiple cockroaches crawl all over my hands while trying to feed the reptiles I've been chased by peacocks and turkeys i've carried a live porcupine and a 30 pound snake with my bare hands but nothing nothing compares to the fear and dread i had when i had to clean the crane enclosures these were the only animals us volunteers were allowed to interact with that required two supervisors to be present you were not allowed to enter the enclosure alone at least two people had to be there at a time in order to clean while one person used a rake to clean up any dirt or crap that was on the floor the other would have to flap their arms and yell in order to keep the cranes from lunging at us. Sometimes, even having to use a spear rake to push them back.

These fuckers would take offense if they so much as thought you were looking at them. Oftentimes, there would be two people distracting the cranes while one frantically swept away the sins of these demons. I honestly don't know if this provides any substance to your thoughts on the scene, but I do hope it gives you some fresh insight for the next time you have to watch the film. I just know that these birds are total assholes. Paul, for one single time in this entire movie, did the right thing. I sympathize with him.

I share his trauma. And watching y'all progressively start to think of him as the arse in this scene makes my blood boil. Anyway, I love you all's content keep up the good work just remember the bird sucks and i'd hate to watch and i'd hate to watch what once was the only highlights in the movie be soured by untrue thoughts well best regards rye rye i mean this is a powerful is this anecdotal evidence or is this something more? Is this like hard-darted? I believe everything you've written, but I think the important piece of context,

the one sticky thought I had while I heard your argument is that Paul Blart has absolutely no familiarity with this bird. He maybe incidentally winds up doing the right thing by antagonizing it but he i don't think that paul blart knows which species you know yeah i don't think he knows that this is an aggressive bird i i might be wrong i mean you can counter this but i just feel like he's not coming at it from the same place that you are being like i know i have to do this in order to you know maintain control of this cage cleaning yeah i'm not going to weigh in i think ryan you've both presented good points and i'm gonna let it that's a great dispatch i loved it i've got um i've got a lengthy dm here from our twitter at twio at pod and it reads as follows

Dear Fellows It's in reference to a recent episode of this season. Abby Howell's hard line on eating snacks during the movie itself reminded me of a disastrous experience seeing a quiet place in cinemas. Oh cool

The premise of the movie involves monsters with acute hearing who attack at even the slightest sound so the characters have to remain as quiet as possible throughout much of the tension relies on the near silent soundtrack so my friends and i showing up late was especially conspicuous everyone could distinctly hear us letting ourselves in and shuffling and stumbling to find our seats. Even worse was realising that every snack we had brought with us was crunchy. Popcorn, choc-tops, M&M's, Doritos, you name it. Doritos, no.

I considerately tried to chew as slowly as possible out of respect for the immersion of my fellow filmgoers. But there comes a point of diminishing returns when you're so focused on breaking up a single chip in your mouth you're not paying attention to the movie and enjoying a mouthful every five minutes oh my god we thought we'd have to suffer the indignity of eating our snacks after the movie but mercifully there's a scene where the characters make their way behind a rushing waterfall so they can have a conversation without the monsters hearing them the wall of sound during this brief scene was our cue to wolf down as many of our snacks as possible and as you'd expect we didn't feel great putting that much junk food into our systems that quickly my takeaway nobody cares how noisily you chew during

the trailers eat while the lights are on and then enjoy the movie with a full tummy. I'd also like to add into the record that the Choc Top is my movie snack of choice, a position I fiercely defended against the popcorn-loving coward Diego Soriano on my podcast, The Muck Pod, spelled M-U-K-P-O-D. The episode will be out by the time you read this, and I'm sure that I absolutely destroyed him in both the substance rebuttal and name-calling portions of the debate. Long live the Choc Top.

Say my name like you just don't care. Josh Marchant. You care a little. I was quite proud of the way I said it, but I did care a little. You're absolutely right. It was a cool name, made cooler by how you said it.

Man, that is such a funny movie to come in late with. Snacks. Crunchy, crinkly snacks. The Doritos is the thing that if I was sat in that cinema with you, I'd be like, you've got to be fucking joking, mate. The opening of the packets is like... The whole thing's bad with Doritos, though. The opening's bad.

The eating is bad. The opening is probably the worst part. The reaching for the chip is even noisy. I'm sure this is a Seinfeld episode or Friends or something, but you can kind of sneeze open a packet of chips in a cinema, though. You can cough open a bag of lollies. You can, but it's also different now. It's like, how many public displays of being ill can you put forward

before people hate you for an entirely different reason? That's a very good point. Another message, Guy? Yeah. Hello, my dear friends, Tim and Guy. I've been waiting a long time to talk to you guys. I hasten to add, this is another one from basically a year ago. I started listening to the show in, I'm pretty sure, 2019.

I decided I would wait till i fully caught up before i sent my email and it's finally happened you guys are basically the only podcast i listen to thank you for my pause you i just love i mean like i understand the want to be all the way up to speed you know like the completionist and everyone being like i'm finally i've done it i've completed it here it is and then just like the sort of messy back catalog of content we've since created and like you know the amount of correspondence that's come through the passages so thank you for this and um sorry that it's not like really neat and tidy and that it didn't get read like the day afterwards so that it could really feel like true satisfying closing of the circle it's all part of it though isn't it it's it's of a piece um you guys are basically the

only pod i listen to thank you for making it i've never pissed or shit myself in public like you guys i want to but this week i puked all over the inside of my co-workers brand new car and i just wanted to share that with you also people always recommend terrible shitty things for you guys to watch and i want to do something different have you guys ever seen dream corp llc it's an incredible show that i think you'd really like it's got mark i'm gonna get you to pronounce this guy p- P-R-O-K-S-C-H. Proksh.

Sounds like that. Of On Cinema fame. Oh, On Cinema at the cinema. Oh, far out. And it's really cool. You should look it up. You should look up pictures from it. It's hard to describe.

There's some punctuation things going on there. Sorry if the wording in this is crazy. Thank you guys again for your cool and funny show. Much love from... Do you want to take a stab at where this person is in the world, Guy? Mexico. Wyoming. He always talked about how Japan was his Mexico.

You're in the fast verse too much. Shout my name, Charlie! Nice shout. Thank you. I did want a little more context on the spew. Emotion sickness, inebriation, tummy bug. Sometimes it's a combo of all three yeah sometimes you get a little bit hammered when you went out when you shouldn't have because you're just teetering yeah and and then you get in the car and someone takes a corner a bit fast and

you're like all right you've officially actually i did a there's a big garden it's called the garden of unearthly delights at the adelaide fringe there's this huge garden with all these like spiegel tents and shows and there's like a carnival section at the back with all these different carnival rides and one of them was the kamikaze and it's one of those like can i just say that sounds insanely fun it is so impressive i wish i was there it sounds fucking lit i but it's like one of those you know those things that goes it's like a it's like a loop-de-loop basically the only the right the whole ride is a loop-de-loop where you go you get brought up and you get held upside down and then you spin around and you get get

held up and you go upside down you just keep going in circles around and around and it goes once the simpsons gone episode where someone spits and then it like swings around and hits lisa or something it's possible yeah but i was waiting to do it i was quite excited i love the feeling of being upside down and as a sidebar well i don't know if it's a sidebar but um i well actually i'll carry on with the story so while i was with chris park and we were watching it we're watching the one that go through before it was my turn and like halfway through the ride just something like you you can see something solid come out of one of the cabs and we were like huh and then you can hear like no no no no and then they can't stop the ride it just keeps going as long as it's going but someone is throwing up and it's like you're getting flung around so fast and then also being held upside down

oh my fucking god that's so gross it would take on like interesting qualities too. And we got to watch the dismount too where it came down and it was just like, you know, the most shaken looking really drunk woman I've seen. It's just like... The one who vomited? Yeah.

Did you see the person who it hit though? Well, I don't think it hit any... I think it was on her and her friend. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I don't think it hit any i think it was on her and her friend i i don't believe that i don't believe that i don't think i don't think it hit anyone because there's no one underneath it oh what so hold okay maybe this is a different ride to the one i was thinking of so how many people are on the ride at a time when it goes it could be like 20 but in this instance oh does it wait does it spin around in a circle and it not like it spins around in a circle like a clock goes around and around like it's it's it's

spinning around it's not like it's not a whirly bird like it's not oh okay it's perpendicular it's perpendicular to the ground it's not like the clock thing's helping me visually okay a clock so it's kind of you're like on a thing on a clock arm yeah yeah yeah being slung around yeah yeah you got it yeah i i have seen another one on that different the one you're thinking of which is like say you know a clock is parallel to the ground we'll call we'll call that a spinning top i haven't actually with my i think i've spoken about this on the on on the maybe back when it was the friend zone i was with with my friend Oscar and like we did it at the Christchurch A&P show and a bar came off

the ride and smacked him on the head, it was called the Gravitron I do not remember this story he spewed up and like you're pinned against the wall because of did he spew like concussion vomit? Maybe a little we were young, we didn't know

and like the spew was pinned against his body. Like because it's going so fast, the spew was like pinned against. Damn, dude. Yeah. Those centripetal and centrifugal forces. They really fuck with vomit. Not to be trifled with. I got one here, Tim.

Hi, fellows. There's a very slim chance you'll read this in time, but at the end of your current season, which is the Fast and the Furious season, after you've watched Fast and Furious 1, the first of the Furious, you need to then watch all the rest of the movies one more time in order.

The new context you'll have for each of them will provide for some excellent revelations, and I think reflecting on your previous theories and basically making fun of how wrong you were, insulting, could be pretty funny. Thanks. Say my name, even if it isn't Derek. Not a terrible idea. No, it's basically what our appetite will be at that point in time for more family. Yeah, I think so. in time for more family yeah i think so have you cast any um mental have you thought about there's no way that i could finish that sentence in the way i'd started it have you thought about

what how we're going to treat fast 10 when it does come out no do we have to wait till we get to the end of the season i think so i am i think so too yeah i'm sort of scared of fast 10 i want i don't want you know like it's we're at an interesting point in time where it's like we're going back to the roots and we're also being pulled into the future and i feel like i've just come from there and i know what lies there and i don't want any part of it yeah i hear you hi tim huge fan of the show it got me three months of working through a horrible job at a grocery store and i can't thank you enough for how much you two have made me laugh pause this is tim's commentary now i reckon all

service jobs should let you have an ear button because it would just make the day yeah so much easier and nicer yeah and we should all just learn how to do good customer service while listening to a podcast like you can just pause it yeah it's the podcast thing which is hard with it like music i feel like you can navigate life with an airport that's true no trouble but podcasting is different i've always maintained that I could do any job, really, as long as it was with cool people. The co-workers were all good, and I could listen to the music I wanted to listen to at the time. I could somewhat happily scrub toilets for a living

if those two conditions were met. That's not why I'm writing this email. We're back in the message. Your new show on worst day of all time should be watching and reviewing every episode of the hit tv show riverdale that shit is so crazy you're not going to believe the dialogue is horrific the plot non-sensical it has everything you could ever want and also everything you would normally want to avoid at all costs i figured it would be nice that you could watch a new episode every episode rather

than re-watching the same thing i promise riverdale will not disappoint anyway that's the pitch have a great day ian thanks ian it does i i've seen glimpses it does look like it reads like delightful nonsense i've quite enjoyed um staying in a hotel means that you watch hotel tv so you just turn it on there's always a movie playing that you would never choose to put on and like you know glimpses of um twilight which seems to always be playing in australia also there's a movie starring sarah jessica parker and hugh grant where they go on witness protection which was kind of like delightfully bad but you know like intriguing because you're like you got this this is all the fucking ingredients of a movie here so i kind of

like watching shit like that but i think it's more of a more as a hobbyist yeah yeah yeah yeah too right does riverdale click in with sabrina because i don't know why but i i watched sabrina the new sabrina that they made is that a netflix thing yeah i think it was and i feel like for some weird reason it's sort of inside the riverdale universe but maybe every i mean all intellectual property has to cross so it's funny that the network executives are now taking a leaf out of my book and saying that all all movies exist in the same universe and TV shows. I've got a banger and I'm going to call it to him.

This is the last one for us. It certainly is. Guy and Tim, I'm dying to know, out of the characters in every one of the films you've given the worst idea of treatment to, who would be your A, dream blunt rotation and B, nightmare blunt rotation. I imagine Lenny Fader and the gang would be a riot to share a J with, but the Sex and the City girls could be fun too.

You two are on my dream blunt rotation. Say my name, Michelle. That's so nice, Michelle. I feel genuinely honored to be on someone's dream blunt rotation. Samantha Jones is definitely in my dream team. That's so nice, Michelle. I feel genuinely honored to be on someone's dream blunt rotation. Yeah. Samantha Jones is definitely in my dream team. I'm going to say three for each one. Okay.

There we go. Guy just knocked his camera, so I was looking at the ceiling for a second. Samantha Jones is in the dream team. I can't remember. The janitor from Grown Uups 2 is in my nightmare team the janitor john lovitz john lovitz yeah creepy creepy little yeah grown man um lady fade is in the dream team yeah yeah and occupying that third spot um it's going to be and this may be surprising for some people um i've forgotten his name which is pretty bad the actor um from the em series, James Bond. Lazenby.

Yeah, George Lazenby. Dream? George Lazenby, Dream Team. Samantha Jones, George Lazenby, and Lenny Fader. I like it. I like it. It sounds like a good time. And just for the record, when I choose,

I'm going to go, we can't pick the same players. So you pick yours. Sorry, I went first then. No, no. You go with your nightmare team then, so I can't occupy all the players so you pick I'm sorry I went first then no no you I like it you go with your nightmare team then so I can't occupy all the spaces on the board first

nightmare blunt rotation um honestly Dom Toretto too serious fucking A it gets so it gets so heavy

so quickly yeah yeah uh also on the nightmare it would be Jarhead from We Are Your Friends just he's too intense he's on the nightmare it would be Jarhead from We Are Your Friends

he's too intense he's on your nightmare team he's too full on for me I can just see it I would enjoy it I wouldn't participate on the same wavelength as him but I would enjoy being around it and

I think Charlotte Goldenblatt is also on the nightmare blunt rotation i think a joint with should wig out a joint with charlotte jarhead and dom toretto is about as bad a time as i can imagine you're really strong picks there really strong um i love this question and well fucking Cypher I don't want to be in a blunt rotation with Cypher she's a psycho

John you got the janitor from Grown Ups 2 you've got Cypher Cypher from the Fast Universe Dom Torito is such a good pick um so i guess that leaves me with i don't want to be with fucking lamin soft you know yeah not in a not in a blunt rotation scenario fuck that dude okay he'd just talk about he'd try and bring his mum you you know? So Kevin James is out. Okay.

He's in my nightmare team. Dream blunt rotation, for me. Roman? Nice. I think we'd have, he's exhausting, but I think we'd have some laughs.

Yeah. He would be funny. He'd be cracking jokes. Yeah he seems cool too he seems like of all the characters that we have visited in all the enterprises i think he's the most likely one to actually like no good weed yeah good weed etiquette Steve. Steve. Bushimi? No, Steve from Sex and the City. Oh, yeah, good choice. And I think I'm going to take Steve actually at the end of Just Like That. So I'm actually taking Steve

after Miranda has left him. Yeah. I'm assuming... It's really kind, too. Not only is that a nice choice it's really kind he's done a bit of healing but i think we could have a good time i honestly like and i can't do it because i've just i've just asked steve so i couldn't ask shay but there is a huge temptation to get shade is diaz i, Shea probably, they probably belong in the nightmare blunt rotation, but.

Yeah. So instead I'll reach back into, oh, obviously David Spade. Yeah, but it's, you know, it's Higgins. Yeah, yeah, Higgins is. But Higgins is so close to Spade. I think I've actually got a pretty weird session going on there because like what I'm,

you know, like I reckon Higgins and Roman would get along real well because they're real quippy. They love joking and stuff. Yeah, that's true. But I think Steve could slot into that like he did. You know, he doesn't have to keep up but I think he could be the guy. Every comedian needs an audience member. Yeah. So he could honestly really like that is a really fun question i felt like i was in a theme park walking past all of these different like um draw

cards that was a really delightful question so thank you michelle well done michelle and uh and that's our show thank you so much for joining us for family time um You are in our family. That's how this works. And you are also in our dream blunt rotation. Yes. Yes, you are. If you don't support us on Substack, twiowat.substack.com, and you would like to, Guy's just showed his nips to camera.

So let me bait the hook with that tasty little morsel. I'm stretching. And we would love to see you at our forthcoming shows in the Oceania region of the world. Please. And that's about it for me. You want to give everyone some life advice to end on, Guy? It feels scary, but sometimes you've got to trust the ropes,

trust the carabiner. Just sit down. Let the zip line take you home. It's the only way down. It's the worst idea. It's the worst idea of all time. It's the worst idea. It's the worst idea It's the worst idea of all time