The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone 140

Episode Date: January 14, 2022

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: We're launching Killionaire TV so submit your entry if you'd like to participant at worstideaofalltime.com Aspiring Tall Comedian Tim and Confirmed Tall Man Guy Montgomery (aka Mr and Mr Worldwide) have been back on the stand up comedy tools and want to go bowling. Ten pin? Lawn? No time for that because Mort has sent music that we cannot hear, an American has sent $40 of their dollars and a listener has bestowed the fellaz with PhDs.Website: worstideaofalltime.comTwitter: twitter.com/twioatpodPatreon: patreon.com/TWIOAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the friendzone, in the friendzone, you're always home, in the friendzone, you're not alone, anytime, with Tim and Guy. Listen up everyone, it's Twitter spaces, what does that even mean? It's Twitter spaces. What is Twitter spaces? Twitter spaces? What does that even mean? It's Twitter spaces. What is Twitter spaces? Tim, I just downloaded Twitter to log onto my phone for this very conversation. Not this conversation, but this friend zone. Hi everyone. And that's what it said.

They said it's Twitter spaces. There was a pop-up ad for a Twitter feature. It said it's Twitter spaces. Listen to real... It was like radio, Twitter radio. It was like, listen to real live audio conversations. Oh, like a podcast? But live.

Yeah. Is it live streaming audio? Which, Tim, is radio. Yeah, you're right. You're right. But you also sound like a fucking old man because you don't get it. I do get it. I get that it's 8.25 a.m. on a Thursday morning.

I'm at Tim's house and we've both got a steaming hot cup of java. This is radio. You know what I say? First coffee, then adulting. And I'll drink to that. Guy just steal a cheers for that because I did not readily give one. Here on Twio at FM. morning show, Tim and Guy. Yeah.

It would be too hard to do. I remember doing breakfast radio. It was hard, man. You worked as a – I wasn't on air when I did breakfast. You were a young man producing for legendary radio breakfast host Ian Black. Kevin Black. Ian Black. Kevin Black. Kevin Black.

Ian Stables later. Yes, that's right. You've been around the traps of all sort of matter of New Zealand. Broadcasters. Shock jocks. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I have in a way. Except a few prominent ones I never worked with.

Wow, you can't catch them all Not everyone can be Ash Catch him But It's not You know You're out of that now

You're a podcast man And you're a comedian We did a Stand-up comedy show Together last night Yeah we did a show together That was fun wasn't it It was a lot of fun

It was quite nerve wracking Because everyone's been Off the tools For so long because of all the lockdowns and stuff and Christmas and New Year's and, uh, yeah, it was, it was, it was very nerve wracking. It had a bit of a shaky start, but I'm glad you stuck around to see me open the second half of the show.

Cause that went a bit better. It was funny. I didn't, I don't even know that I truly absorbed you opening the first half of the show because I was, um, I was in my own head one night. I was getting my own things ready. Getting your gear ready. I tried to write down a set. Oh, thank you.

You smashed it. Wow. That was all not luck because, you know, obviously I'm in control to an extent. But I couldn't think of any jokes to write down. And you set me up for that you made the microphone too high and i introduced you as a very tall comedian that's right and that is a great point of pride for me one of the tallest on the scene yeah who rivals you who bests you guy williams melanie bracewell two of the taller comics but you know we've got our own little clubs

and that's true yeah i feel like you'll gravitate toward you know, we've got our own little clubs That's true Yeah, I feel like you'll gravitate toward, you know, things you'd expect Like basketball Yeah, yeah, we've got our meetings And, you know, we talk about who might be allowed to join us, etc If we're going to make allowances for anyone under six foot I like that we've adopted a slightly silky tone for this And I think it's a combination of three things Number one, it's early

Yes Number two, I think my baby's trying to sleep in the very next room Hell yeah tone for this and i think it's a combination of three things number one it's early yes number two um i think my baby's trying to sleep in the very next room hell yeah we're trying to be respectful of that and number three um we're on some uh new audio gear in it oh i've got it up quite loud so you probably do you notice that like it's really blasting oh and so does that mean that i'm actually like shout unnecessarily Which is something I do You don't You project I get told off by a lot of the important people

In my life Because I don't adjust my speaking volume Dad When we go out for meals He always does this He puts his hands out in front of his face And does a very intense Almost Ross Geller gesture,

but without the sort of passive-aggressive condescension, more just like the firm, like, lower your volume. He does it to me and my little sister, and we hate it. Yeah, I'll bet. And then if I don't shut the doors in the house when I'm podcasting at home, Chelsea says, you've got to shut those doors. What's the Joe Rogan thing? Shut the gate think he's that's at the start of his show does he say that yeah it's like

it's someone else it's like a little clip i still haven't listened to a single episode of the joe rogan experience so point of personal pride i'm monty i've not experienced joe rogan i will i will you tell me the episode man i'll i'll get into it i'll tell you the episode actually paul stamets who's that this guy he's just like crazy about mushrooms oh yeah all kinds of mushrooms yeah he um his origin story is pretty whack i think he was like young like a young teenager and did a bunch of magic you told me do you know what you've told me about this very guy he did too many well what is way too many widely very guy He did too many Widely regarded Medically regarded as too many mushrooms

Honestly if you're under I'm a fan of mushrooms but if I would say I'm not a fucking expert but just in my personal opinion If you're under 21 Or have any concerns about your mental health You probably should avoid them But if you don't and you're older Go ballistic

Yeah yeah Well you know we could shoot the breeze all day look and we won't unfortunately because we don't have the time how nice would it be to just hang out for a day guy when's the last time we did that we should go bowling yeah you're a big bowling guy i would love to go bowling i would like to um do you know what i would like to do possibly more than 10 pin bowling because you you merged uh the one of the great joys of bowling with the great joys of being outdoors is we should go lawn bowling we should find a day yeah yeah really it's summer a couple of approved troops i could run it past the tall comics if you really want and we can go we should

do it with our families get chel in the mix. Get Olive out there. I don't disagree, but I think Olive's enthusiasm for and projected inability to actually take part in the bowling experience would probably undermine the relaxing joy of a couple of fellas and a couple of other tall people getting together, rolling some balls down a lawn. A very well manicured lawn, mind. If your name's not Tim Bette, you must be six foot to ride this bowl's night. I like it. I like that you're just quietly weaseling into the tall comedian society.

How tall are you? Five, ten and a bit. Anyone who says and a bit is short yeah it's so true and it's not just that they're short it's short energy it's short energy to say and a bit isn't it it's the it's the chat of a tiny man it's just not a recognized uh measurement metric should we i think maybe um it sounds like and you've done all this work to get the twitter up but like there's a big backlog in the email so i could just pass my phone back and forth i would love that i'm in no i'm in no rush and actually um tim should we make an announcement yeah totally

is that something we should do effective immediately uh yeah, it is. I don't know what we need to say. I've got a rough idea. Okay, great. But this is flippin' exciting. Yeah. So those of you who have joined us on Patreon or been up to speed with the main feed on our podcast recently will have familiarised yourself with our side project,

comedy project, Killianair. Oh, yeah. He winked. Which is a fundraising podcast for, I guess, some of the world's, predominantly we've concentrated on Jeff Bezos, but it's any person of phenomenal material wealth, anyone who even is in with a sniff of uh crossing that incredible trillion dollar threshold it's a fundraising podcast to begin with but it does become an execution style project as well

whereby if we can get one of those fellas over the line um well basically we're going to need to find a way to kill him and distribute the funds yes now we are very excited to announce something that we've teased previously on the Patreon, which is Killianair TV. It's a television program dedicated to fundraising for the world's richest people with the help of, and I'm pointing down the microphone,

you. You. You. You. Listener. Yeah. You. The sole libertarian listener who can help us get this done. So, basically, what we need from you, we're going to record, how many episodes have we said? Oh, like eight, I think. Yeah, we're going to record eight episodes of this, and each episode is going to feature two user-submitted fundraising

and execution pitches. So basically what we need from you is a five-minute pitch for how you can make the rich richer, and then a two- to three-minute pitch for how you might – Murder them. Yeah. And actually the time allotments, you know, wherever your attention draws you,

you can choose to distribute that amount of time. This is scary saying out loud because this is – we've been talking about this for a little while, and now it's like, oh, we fucking do it hell yeah that's right um we've got we've even got like a day we've picked a day when we need to pretty much do all the recording so that day is this is in new zealand time is tuesday january the 25th um so that's new zealand time have a look wherever you are I think it works pretty comfortably around the midday New Zealand mark

works pretty well for people on both coasts of America Australia and New Zealand if you're you would just have to slot people in to negotiate that but the main thing is so I'll set up

why don't I should I set up a little form at worstideaofalltime.com so if you would like to enter you can have a look at the details. So again, what we're looking at is sort of a Shark Tank style business idea to get one of these already obscenely wealthy people,

even richer, so they cross the trillion dollar mark, and then an assassination plot. And then sort of, yeah, a caper style entertaining. Well, do you know what? I'm putting too many words out there. It's entirely up to you. You do i will be judging um you know contestants for who's best and then the at

the end we're going to throw it out to um yes everyone to judge who's going to be the winner and we need to have a prize i don't know what the right we haven't talked about the prize yet it should be an amazon gift card it certainly certainly should be. So yeah, every episode, Tim and I will decide of the two pitchers who wins, and then we will turn the top six pitchers to a vote, and then the top two winning pitchers will go to some sort of final wherein they pitch against one another.

Yeah, we'll suss it out with your help as well. Of course. So if you want to be a contestant, go to worstideaofalltime.com, and I assume I've put details up. There to be a contestant go to uh worst idea of all time.com and i assume i've put details up there'll be a button there for you and you can fill out a little form and tell us briefly what your plans would be and then um we'll we'll nail a time with you and get it all done so good luck to all but mostly um to us to us and to humanity yeah and it's a comedy it's a comedy project he's winking again folks oh yeah so if the fed Yeah. And it's a comedy project.

He's winking again, folks. Oh, yeah. So if the feds are listening, if we've got any litigiously-minded billionaires or board lawyers, yeah, yeah, guess what? We're funny guys. It's a comedy. And the evidence is that we were talking about doing a comedy show last night at the start of this episode, so you can't touch us. Yeah. And the podcast is

we've done comedy podcasts before too. Wikipedia link for the Boner Inspector brackets. It's not graphic. Don't worry. This is a subject line of an email. Dear brave fucks, I thought you might be amused by this. And then

there's a link, which is https colon slash slash en for English dot wikipedia dot org slash wiki slash the underscore pocket underscore book underscore of underscore bonus. The pocket book of bonus. Signed, your soul soul soul, soul, soul listener. Exponent.

One of the souls is solo. One is the city in South Korea. One is the sort of essence of a person, yeah. Oops, better make that soul. Okay, so there's an addendum. Yeah, no, it doesn't quite work out loud as well. Do you want to, I've just clicked the link. Do you want to describe what we're seeing?

Well, for those of you wondering, The Pocketbook of Boners is a book illustrated by Theodore Seuss Giesel. I don't know how to say his surname, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss. Originally published as four separate books in 1931 to 32. In 1941, Readers League of America compiled these four books and published The Pocketbook of Boners. The Pocketbook of Boners contains 22 illustrations of Boners drawn by Dr. Seuss.

The rest of the volume consists of short jokes and humorous observations with most being no more than four lines long. It is notable for being an early example of Dr. Seuss' distinct illustration style. Well, I've got to say... Is it actually bonus? It is. That's so funny. I am going to need to get my

hands on a copy of that. Yeah. I wonder if this is one of those rare, hard to find, expensive books I've heard so much about. Almost definitely. What a find that would be. A Dr. Seuss published book of doodling doodles. Do you remember in the movie Superbad, one of the subplots was that Seth was obsessed with doodling boners.

Yeah. And when I was, when I first, I first went to America as a 20 year old with my family and I went to Los Angeles and I was, I had a girlfriend at the time who I was very in love with and I didn't really know what to buy her. And so I sort of just went down the slightly novelty gift route and I bought her the book of bonus from Superbad. You could buy that as a published book, all the doodlings from Superbad.

And I didn't even realize that they themselves were taking an inspiration from one of the great authors and illustrators of our time. Mayhaps. But another way to look at it is that Dr. Zeus himself was taking inspiration from a core part of male DNA, which is to draw penises. What you want to click that? Yeah.

Can I get in there? All right. Hi, Tim, Tam and yeah. Get in there. Alright. Hi Tim Tam and Guy Gestive. Relatively new listeners. Biscuits. Yeah. Or cookies. Gotta be a New Zealander. This was published, by the way.

This tome was written on the 28th of July. Correct. Correct. 2021. Which is the past. 2021 is the past. We weren't even in lockdown at that point.

Anyway. No, we weren't. We were like a month and a bit away. Relatively new listener here. Well, not anymore. Only started listening at the beginning of the year, but have since been on a small personal quest To consume as much of your guys content Or should I say art

As possible Podcasts, stand up, the pilot The loo review Guys New Zealand immigration video That time Tim interviewed cast members Of the world's end The lot It's gone deep

You know what he needs to get into next though Big Top Burger Oh yeah Worthy kids I just wanted to say That you two never fail To cut through the drudgery Of my current situation

With humour Aww Wit And that Kiwi charm Except for maybe The legendary prawn salad episode In season one Where you two were losing your minds

Like the ending of The Lighthouse Where I thought I was having a stroke At the age of 21 i'm slightly kicked myself and obbing on the train earlier even though i'm a death blight listener but it is what it is and i'm grateful i'm here now on a side note i'd like to know side note everybody what was going through guy's mind when paul asked jeremy if he'd ever seen movies in the short film task of Taskmaster NZ. And did he think to do a one-minute version of Grown Ups 2 because, by God, if that film

had anything, it was distinctive characters. And a lot of them are for context. The challenge on Taskmaster was to make a movie with the most distinct characters, a one-minute film. Cheers from Singapore. If you do read this on the Friend Zone, feel free to leave my name out. And I shall. I guessed New Zealand, but I guessed the Tim Tam and Digestive Biscuits

are not a point of national pride, but instead an internationally recognized couple of bickies that are available in other regions. I genuinely thought the Tim Tam was a New Zealand biscuit, cookie, whatever the... Yeah, I thought it was Australian, which is sort of like New Zealand, Australia. I thought digestives were British, but I don't know what I'm basing that on. Probably the fact that they suck. Biscuits, they are available the world over.

It never occurred to me to perform grown-ups too. I am actually quite proud and happy to say it didn't cross my mind. I have parked as much of that part of my life in the past as possible is it old school to email is the subject line of this email it's a great question i think yes tippy gee i hope you both well is a longtime fan on the back of the latest Friend Zone, and I will hasten to add this was sent on the 30th of July, some six months ago now, I thought I'd throw our name in the hat of tunes you might like. The below track isn't even out yet, so it's a sneaky preview.

Thanks for all the laughs and boner inspections. Stay frosty, gentlemen, and say my name, Mort. Now, unfortunately, i haven't connected uh the recorder to anything except for these microphones so i can't play this unless i just jam it in front of the microphone which i will right now oh no i can't open it on my phone for some reason believe it or not tim can open his phone so mort i do sincerely apologize for that um but uh don't worry we'll listen to it in a future yeah don't worry we'll forget to listen to it in a future yeah yeah that's right that's dead right um we've got a 40 donation here from

i'm just seeing if they've sent me an email I think they have yes subject line first of all blow me down with a feather 40 bucks what can you buy with 40 dollars what can't you buy with 40 US dollars a 50 dollar bag of

lollies well you could in New Zealand though to be fair and that's where i would be buying my lollies 40 americano yes mate oh oh uh i do not speak american suck i panicked didn't i hello there guybo and oh sorry timbo and guy no it was no guy yes it was after a casual listen to the friendzone this morning that i realized i've never once paid the boys even though i've been listening to you for about six years it's okay well suddenly forty dollars doesn't feel like so no no no don't you do that don't you devalue the $40. Who are you, Janet Yellen?

Yeah, I'm Janet Yellen. Truly, I have dreadful manners. You boys deserve all the remuneration I can offer for these many years of entertainment, so I jumped onto PayPal at once. Please accept these 30 crisp UK pound sterling. Oh, my God, this gets better and better. We're all over the world baby um just call us pitbull because we are misters worldwide mister and mister worldwide and thanks

for your service i discovered you boys with the sex in the city 2 series can i just pause this yeah i'm just thinking of a world where someone calls pitbull mr worldwide and he says or pitbull's son mr worldwide and he says please my fatherbull's son Mr. Worldwide and he says, please, my father was Mr. Worldwide. Call me Master Worldwide. I had to get it out. Having just been forced to sit through that movie, we're talking Sex and the City 2, by a horrible

friend. I was incredulous that someone, two people in fact, would put themselves through 52 watches of this Eldritch? What's that word at the top of that screen? Two people, in fact, would put themselves through 52 watches of this Eldritch? What's that word at the top of that screen?

Eldritch. Do you know what that is? No, it's a fancy word. Not seen it before. Wow, check this out everyone. We've got an E followed by L-D-R-I-T-C-H. Eldritch. Horror. I must confess Weird, sinister

And or ghostly Nice Man Great word I must confess That I have been Using your podcast To fall asleep

All these years Your voices are so soothing Debatable And help me to drift Right off 40 pounds Is totally worth The insomnia cure

Also You may be amused to hear That I was listening To the podcast Throughout the years When I was pursuing my guy phd you got it baby in sociology of religion i even had you boys playing in the car when i was driving to my viva an oral exam where you defend your thesis in front of a panel of horrible professors who tear your work apart until you cry and i passed so clearly your wise words helped to prime my brain and that's a crazy process what was it called viva yeah to live yeah

to live is to defend the thing you've been working on for four years there's a crazy four people out there crazy process to work on something for so long and then it's like okay and now the final boss yeah well that's like in pokemon that's the four you know you go to the gym leaders yeah oh no the master yeah who are they the great four or whatever that lance the guy who always brings out the first gyrodose and you're like i've never seen anything like this in my life yeah and it just punishes you it's sorry i i got waylaid but it's But it's a very funny process Congratulations I'm now trying to listen to the episodes While I write my book based on the research

I'm so glad you're doing that Not enough people write books based on their PhD They do their PhDs and then they don't want to do it anymore You know what I'd say? Not enough people read those books Yeah, that's probably true We all need to read more. No.

No, I need to read more. No. That was a nice statement, yeah? Stop it. Stop reading. No, we all need to get off our phones and pick up a book. Okay, and I will hand back. You're a great reader.

You're a bastion of readers. I have the ability to read. You're a mascot for readers everywhere. I refuse to touch a book. It's unlikely to be a bestseller but you boys can enjoy the thought that you've helped someone contribute to knowledge and share it

with the world. In a way, through many podcast listeners, you boys have earned your own PhDs. I'm taking it. You should both have honorary PhDs to recognize this achievement. Congrats. Dr. Guy and Dr Tim. Wow.

These titles are unofficial and should not be used in public. Please do me the honour of saying my very short first name, and it may help you to know that my pronouns are they, them, Dr Soph from London, UK. Thank you, Dr Soph from London, UK. I apologise for interjecting in your very thorough and well-written email. But how do you feel about your honorarium?

I didn't know that people who get PhDs can then just distribute the title Dr. Freely. It sort of almost undermines the value of earning a PhD in the first place. Although, if you use your power sparingly, it's very cool. I think if you've gone through so much work, like the four years to get in that club,

you're not going to be dishing it out like candy as well. No, no, no. So maybe these are just the people responsible. I'm just remembering back to the beginning of the email when we were given $40 and assumed it was... Dr. Soph parting with the 40-pound sterling, a.k.a. 50 Americanos, a.k.a. God only knows how much New Zealand money that is.

I may not always love you. God only knows. I listened to a great Beach Boys song this morning, Tim. I'm going to say what it is out loud. Was it on Pet Sounds? No, it was on a different album. The song is called Little Bird, and it's from a 1968 album called Friends.

Do you know what? Over the holiday, after we watched the Get Back documentary about the Beatles. Just before you go on, perfect song to mention on the Friend Zone. Yeah. Chels and I did a bit of driving, and we listened to

We listened to the entire Beatles Discography chronologically To work through their Musical progressions And then It really encouraged me So while you would like to read more I hope to listen to more albums

This year I've spent the entire last year in my liked songs or just swinging from individual song to individual song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Artists make albums. Yeah, they do. And they want you to listen to them in that order for a reason. Yeah, that's true.

So I think maybe perhaps with all that in mind that the Beach Boys will be next on the list of review. Do people, not everyone, With all that in mind, the Beach Boys will be next on the list of review. People, not everyone, but it feels like a lot of people enjoy it when you list a few things you've been listening to. You got any other artists apart from a little-known band called The Beatles that you've been hammering recently? No, I got trapped in that timestamp, so there's nothing exciting on you. I've been listening to...

It's a lot of material, too. The Beatles, they made a track or two. I've been listening to neil young there was a very funny album a record was being played at um by chelsea's family one day around the holidays which was uh a guy called mason williams okay it's called the mason williams phonographic record and uh there's some funny like very silly sort of nonsensical little songs and lyrics. One called The Prince's Panties is particularly enjoyable. But it also features, I believe, the first recorded version of the famous song Classical Gas. Wow.

So that's a pretty good time. How old is the record? It's old. Yeah, it must be really old. It's old. How old is the record? It's old. Yeah, it must be really old.

It's old. If the name phonographic is not being used in jest, what does that mean? I think that just means sound. It probably is being used in jest a little bit. This guy's got a bit of a wicked sense of humor. I like music with a bit of a comedy. I went to a show. I went and saw it was DJs. I saw Chaos and the CBD.

Two silky, silken smooth New Zealand born, London based DJs. They're brothers and they make some of the most beautiful music in the world. When did you go? In Wellington. When? Ah, like before Christmas. Nice. Yeah. Nice

one brother. I might be going to the Beths this week I've got an in I came across the man who offers that in Yes We should do that We should do that We should totally do that The Beths fucking rule

I saw that guy last night Yeah, great And he said, if you want to do it, you let me know Okay, another man who could be in the tall bowling club The bowls club That guy Yeah, he's taller than me No, he's not Isn't he? me let me know okay another man who could be in the tall bowling club the bowls club that guy yeah he's taller than me no he's not that guy's little oh maybe we're talking about different guys no we can't be talking about different guys anyhow dear tim and guy hello i've been listening to the

current season and enjoying it oh by the way i've been listening to a lot of clowncore still last time i saw you you were listening to a lot of Clowncore. Still? Last time I saw you, you were listening to a lot of Clowncore. I left and then I came back to it last night. What did you do in between? I'm trying to finish a bit of work at the moment, a report, and it's good. It's good to listen to. Clowncore?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, honestly, hand on heart. To see the neural pathways of your brain, to see what lights up certain connections. It's awesome, man. It's good music. Anyway, sorry, I just wanted to throw that in up certain connections it's awesome man it's good music anyway sorry i just wanted to throw that in i i appreciate it i'm sorry i didn't ask how long have we been going for 28 and a half minutes this is the last message it's so definite dear tim and guy i've been listening to the current season And enjoying it a lot Oh shit

I just finished the latest episode Tim, guess what the latest episode That this person just finished is Okay Do the math on this Written on the 6th of August Carry the two It was Emmanuel

I don't know. Oh, the last Emmanuel in space. I just finished the latest episode with Ben McGugan. We were out of space then. Yeah, we were. The Ben McGugan turn. Yes. Yep.

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and often people are forced to hire these funeral strippers even if they don't want to. Wow. That's a lot. That was like a very small paragraph, just packed wall to wall with fascinating detail. Yeah, truly. Second.

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Whoa. I've only been listening to the Friendzone episode since I caught up with your back catalogue a few weeks ago, so I don't really know the usual format. Hope I'm doing this right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you worry about you. You're doing everything perfect.

Say my first name only, and I'm going to have a stab at it. I apologise for any mistakes. Negev. Sick message. That's so fascinating about the Taiwan Mafia funeral strippers. Do you want strippers at your funeral? I feel like we're calling them strippers.

Is that what we're... Dancers? Exotic dancers. I mean, I don't want them there. You don't want them there? It's nothing personal. I really like the idea't want them there. You don't want them there? As nothing personal. I really like the idea of having, uh,

strippers at my funeral. you know, one of us is going to cock it. Yeah, it's true. And the other one is going to have a hand in the funeral. Yeah. Uh,

so, I'll bear that in mind. I don't think anyone would be pleased to see strippers at my funeral. I have thoroughly enjoyed. This is a unique and interesting way to start a day. Podcasting on the way to another job. Yeah. Like, I've done that before, I guess, but never.

Guy works in a supermarket now. He's on his way to the supermarket. Never between that 8 and 9 a.m. window. Guy manages the floor staff. So all those people who are stacking shelves and checkout operators, guys in charge of them. Also, you'll be fascinated here, I manage all supermarkets. I go to a room, it's like that room in the Matrix,

and there are television screens of every supermarket around the world. And look, I've got to be honest, guys, it's a lot of work. I'm having a hard time of it. So to be able to break up the day by visiting my friend tim and just shooting the breeze having a cup of joe oh what's that i finished it ready to adult i'm now finally ready to adult please so listen the big takeaway here is kill your near tv is happening um let's find out if legal action happens as a result. It's an exciting new possibility for

the boys. Are you a lawyer? Do you want to help? Well, yeah. Or just let us know where we stand. What do you think? Are we crossing any lines with our comedy project? He's winked again. Go to worstideaofalltime.com

I'll set up a form if you want to be a contestant um there will be a prize at the end but you know i think the main thing is that you could potentially be crowned the winner of calionia which is just fantastic and you know obviously uh depending on expressions of interest there's a chance that we won't be able to accommodate everyone who wants to do it oh yeah yeah definitely, yeah, definitely. I would say that's, well, you know, fingers crossed we're going to have so many applications that we will have to select. Yes.

So, no, don't be bummed if you don't get it. Yeah, please. Just don't be sad that you didn't get it. Be happy that it was a possibility of us killing a trillionaire. Be happy that we're putting our balls and Jeff Bezos' neck on the line. Bye, everyone. Have a friendly day.

Catch you soon. In the friend zone, you're always home. In the friend zone, you're not alone. Anytime with Tim and Guy.