The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone 149

Episode Date: May 3, 2022

Tim and Guy - the Frosty Fellas - are back and they are dicking around in a big way. It’s all leg pissing proverbs and mom-and-pop discourse before diving into some gorgeous correspondence as written by you, our loyal, and sole, libertarian listener. We've got people riding bikes in West Australia, walking dogs in Scotland and one plucky writer is even lobbing suggesting for new nickname to represent the lads new-found standing as family men. Join our Substack. Watch Guy in Sydney. We're going bowling!Thanks to the cowboys at The Cryptonaturalist podcast for the bitchin’ intro.TWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ah, hello there, traveler. You startled me a bit. That's a quiet step you got there. Why don't you come sit by my fire a spell? Oh yes, I know that look. Unless I'm much mistaken, Unless I'm much mistaken, you're out here searching for a couple of fellas. Southern boys. Nah, not Tennessee. Not Georgia. Quite a bit further south than that. Tim and Guy.

Yeah, I thought as much. Thing is, you don't need to go traipsing through the midnight forests of the world to find those particular frosty fellas. No, indeed. Those brave boys dwell wherever folks are sharing kind words. In any sphere of camaraderie, any companionable territory, any friend zone. Because in the friend zone, you're not alone. So settle in.

Share some supper with me. And if you listen real close, you might just hear some familiar voices floating on the woodland breeze. Welcome to the friend zone. I reckon that's among my favorite sayings, and I don't think it gets enough usage at the moment right now. Tim, never heard it before, and I'm a guy who... Are you serious? I don't shy away from sayings don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining you haven't heard that before no it's very old school and i i almost feel like it's got a bit of a

you know texas vibe to it did your dad say it no for his mom say it huh did your mom say it my mom did not say it that's funny isn't it because it's the same thing but it's a different um you know in new zealand we call them mums but in america they call them mom. Same person, though. Different vowel, same role. What's that about? Why don't we call... Yeah, why don't you... Hey, America, why don't you call them Dodds

if you're so obsessed with turning... Dude, maybe we're in the wrong, though, because think about it. Mom, mother. Maybe it's because we say yous like ohs. Okay, but what about this? So we just started changing it to a U. Well, no, because in Britain it's mummy, mummy, mum.

And then what's the connection between father and dad? Yeah, that is out of the box. Where's that coming from? That's wild stuff. Someone needs to look into that. Father, mum, dad. Mom, pop. We wouldn't say mum and pop.

No. Because the O's, there's actually a beautiful energy to mom and pop. It's an O surrounded by some middle of the alphabet consonants. A mom and pop store. A mom and dad store? That sounds sexual. A mom and pop store? That sounds wholesome.

And I tell you what, they are being strangled out of the economy by these giant monoliths, your Walmarts, you know, all of these Amazon outposts. It does make me sad except for one, and that's Kmart.

Because do you remember in season one of our podcast, the worst idea of all time? Wait, do I know you? We watched Grown Ups 2. I thought this was an E-date. We talked a lot about how Kmart was on the way out and Adam Sandler was like their last big bet that they just spent their

remaining budget in the whole company on this one bit of product placement in the movie and guess what guys it fucking worked because Kmart is now popping off and you wouldn't have known that because not only did we discuss this on season one,

but we recorded in a, what felt like a soon to be closed down, semi-abandoned Kmart at the Grove. What state were we in? Los Angeles, the Grove. True. We were sort of, we were huddled away in some obscure corner of the store.

And then as the episode went on, our confidence grew. We finished, I think, in soft furnishings because we were like, these people don't give a fuck about us. There's weirder things happening than two guys taking a seat. We should go back. Maybe we should record in some walls. I guess we did do that for my week with cats and do more. Do more.

But I think it would be good to do in a podcast in a tree kind of a way, separated from a corporate. Podcast in a mall. Yeah. Do you know what I love? What's that? I love this. Oh, my offline recording stopped.

Rude. That's crazy. Why would it do that? But luckily, we've got backups. Yeah, we do. We're going to jibber jibber jabber everybody i think everything's going okay i'm gonna start um i'll be i'll be it's because your hard drive's full guy rocks around with a hard drive that's absolutely bursting to the brim with with little i'm not gonna lie. Every day, my computer tells me it is trying to kill itself. It's such a solvable thing.

That's what gets me. Like, hard drives have never been cheaper. You just get a little 512 gigabyte drive. The thing is, man, I don't know what's using up all the memory. I don't store photos on here. Like, it's just word documents and screenshots i think and even the word documents are all online now i don't know what's using up all the space you can figure it out come on now it's a computer it can tell you you gotta ask

and tim the other thing the computer gets so hot the computer gets so i told you i can i can probably have a look at that if i get one of them um you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna book a job i'm gonna buy a new computer so i love it so i've had this thing should i tell you how old this is apple's probably trying to kill it is the problem yeah it wouldn't shock me it's a 13 inch macbook air from 2017 oh that's that's pretty good innings it's it's not like on it the battery's dog shit yeah the whole thing it's coming apart at the seams but i really like do you know what do you know the reason i'm reluctant to retire it because you care about the environment?

Yeah. I mean, we all do. It's the stickers. It's the stickers I've got on it. It's got a great collection of stickers. It tells the story of a certain part of my life. Yeah, fuck true. You do have a good sticker layout on there. It's like a passport in a way, isn't it?

It's like a bunch of fun passport stamps. It really is. and that's another reason I was sad to see my previous laptop go But look this is all by the by I just want to say as a Friend and as a subscriber I've joined the sub stack That's so funny

Because I didn't want to miss out on any of the Content I wanted to See what we were putting out there. And fuck, it's great. I love it so much. Oh, that's awesome, man. I paid for a year's subscription. I know I could have asked you for a password and come in from the back end,

but I wanted to fucking kick the front door down and see what's up. Actually, how much was that? Was there 60 bucks? It was like 55 USD for the year, I think. I hope that's true. Is that right right 60 bucks because it was in that family i claimed that it was 55 but i i then i don't know if i fit i do you know sincerely i'm remembering the number five so i think it's 55 and we've got that i mean there's that absolutely gorgeous uh video accompaniment to the first episode of Kill You Now. I'd like to say a huge thank you to Lexi and Joe for taking part. To AJ from Cult Popshire for helping out with the edit.

Like, God, he did a good job. It really looks so schmick. Yeah, man. AJ rocks. And also a big old shout out to Thomas Cottle who did the fantastic graphic design for the Kill You Now logo. Who's responsible for why our dog shit podcast consistently looks so good. Yeah. We just lean on our very talented friends, which is what it's all about, really, isn't it?

Yeah. Particularly because we're in a friend zone. It's called living a life, Tim. It's called living a life, everybody. Ever heard of it? I was just seeing if I've got any patreon messages that have like popped up some people are joining now and i'm like no you gotta get out of here i like that that's really good because that's like they're probably behind and they're joining but i just

like i like the idea of people doing it in spite of us leaving to sort of like to annoy it's a nice simple way of being annoying and i respect that if i've done everything correctly um no one's getting charged money henceforth so so at least there's that okay we've got no messages in there that's good so it's off to the emails and for me to the facebook the twitter and also the instagram facebook worst idea of all time twitter and instagram at twirewetpod. How do you feel, Guy? Do you want to kick us off? Our Instagram's picking up a bit of heat, Tim.

Is it? You can kick us off. I'm just clicking through. I can't explain why, but my computer's going really slowly. Right. Dear Frosty Fellas, greetings from the windy city herself san francisco i would like to start by congratulating tim on his baby and guy on insert achievement here with tim now i wanted to help would you say guy i'd say it's been a slow couple of years there's no achievement to congratulate me on it's simply not true i wanted to help lighten the load by providing one free joke. This joke is in relation to a device in the Emmanuel through time series,

which is ironic since you will likely read this months into the future when it is no longer relevant. Ben, you're right. There is an often mentioned piece of tech in the series that you both refer to as a generator that is powered by sex. I would like to humbly submit that this should be called the genitorator. Yes, please.

Now, what I've done there is I've made a clumsy portmanteau of generator and genitals. Please consider this joke my contribution to Tim's baby shower. I would have gotten you more, but it is expensive living here in this city of angels. Please say my name, you fertile bastard

Ben. Oh, thanks Ben. And Tim, you are both fertile and a bastard. Okay. If you take one, you've got to take them both, you know? It's one of those things. I like the joke.

I like a portmanteau. I like to, you know, everything about it. Again, you're sending in a joke you know is not going to be relevant to when we're discussing it. And it's like like it's fine it was a perfect message it's fine ben that's just it's fine i'm in facebook hey man how's that oh it's great the interface is incredible and i just like the connectivity this is a website purely built for good and i cannot see the spiraling.

I can't see the reach of Facebook going so far that maybe it's something bigger than what the Zuck wanted to create, and I just think it's a perfect page. Can I say that? Do you think people internally in Facebook slash meta call him the Zuck? Do you think that's his name on campus i think so yeah i think he's probably to change something in his wiring so that he can pick up when people are calling in the zuck and understand that they're still talking about him

this is from seven weeks ago aka i'm gonna call it early March, possibly late Feb. Dearest Timbo Baggins and The Flash. I just quickly as an aside, I'm sorry. I'm in quite a ambling sort of distracted mood. I love that The Flash has got some sort of hold. Same, man. Because it never picked up. Ben was looking for an achievement of yours. I think might be it the self-started nickname it's harder easier said than done

dearest timbo baggins in the flesh i'm a new listener to the pod and started listening after hearing you on death bite for many years because i couldn't get enough of you guys i'm going through your back catalog and i'm at your patreon i'm going through your back catalog and I'm at your patron. I'm going through your rubbish. I'm going through your socks and underpants drawer. I'm at your patron episode of Nacho Libra. Libre. It's written Libra. I was one such child watching that movie and I can say that I really enjoyed it at the time.

But listening to you describe the film guy and mention that the film wouldn't be made today, I must say it kind of was. The Kevin James flick, Here Comes the Boom, has the same skeletal structure of a movie. I must admit here that I did watch Here Comes the Boom as it came out, and I did enjoy it a lot, but I have a pretty mindless enjoyment of things. Anyway, love you guys and all the work you do. I haven't watched Here Comes the boom all right i was talking to i can't remember who it was talking to someone very recently like almost last night kevin james no i was do you know what it was we've got some friends who have

been competing on the dance the reality television dance show Dancing with the Stars. Shut them out, man. And I was talking about our friend Rhys Mathewson. And he's a bigger guy, but he's really nimble, and it really brings you in. I think the nation is being blown away by what a fantastic mover he is. He's a fantastic mover. Rhys is an excellent dancer someone and he was doing tap that's right and then someone said it's like kevin james when he dances opposite will smith

and hitch and he does at the end of hitch also who thought will smith would be semi-canceled before kevin james not me who could have seen that coming? But it got me to thinking about Kevin James, and he is, for all of his ills, he's a great mover. It's a huge part of his appeal. Yeah, man, you're not wrong. Even in Paul Blart Mall Cop 2, you can see the command that he has of his body and all the big physical gags that he does at his own expense

which is sad to watch but he's very good at physical comedy he is he uses his body as a comedy weapon and I'd like to say thanks to Robert who wrote that message also it would be remiss of us

to not mention that on Dancing with the Stars New Zealand our other very good friend another Mathewson Eli got voted off last night and seriously the nation is tearing itself apart this was a shock

unwarranted and pretty bizarre to be honest and not good TV. It's tv incredible to watch the um the public simultaneous uprising and support that has flooded in for both eli and his charity outline uh has been something else he really it was it's crazy he was so good he was so good at dancing on the show it's insane um a lot of people myself included thought he was going to go all the way but absolutely i guess this is the nature of a game show anyway you can hear all the behind

the scenes goss probably on a um upcoming episode of the male gaze g-a-the-scenes goss probably on an upcoming episode of The Male Gaze. G-A-Y-Z. There we go. Shout out. Shout out. Really nice. Yep. Sylvia writes, hello, Tim and Guy.

I've been listening to the show since season one and a Patreon supporter since 2019. Come over to Substack. Yeah, but that's OG. Nah, let's just say come over to Substack. Yeah, but that's, you know, that's OG. Nah, let's just say come over to Substack and move on. Right-o. I'm living in Seattle where COVID has been making everything worse since about February 2020. Long story short, it's been a huge drag.

I'm really blue these days, but one of the things that helps is being sincere. So thank you for this podcast. I don't know what this read is that I'm doing. Thank you for this podcast. A new episode, or even going back to an old favorite of Twire, where it always picks me up.

You'll remind me that we can make anything worthwhile. If we really put our minds and hearts into it you might think that you're just watching bad movies but the podcast encourages me to set my own goals for my life to try weird stuff spend time with my friends and grow up on my own terms even those episodes that must have been such a pain to record are valuable to me they remind me that it's okay to admit when it's hard enough to just show up anyway just wanted to say that i'm really grateful for everything you've shared through the podcast thank you both say my name sylvia that is beautiful sylvia yeah i really admire the um the celebration of sincerity contained in that message and it's um do you know it's not something i necessarily

associate with the podcast but just by the the nature of the beast and the amount of hours we've logged together i can see that it is there is a sincerity and an earnestness on display and in between us and our friendship and um it's a nice it's nice to pause and celebrate that. I agree. I don't think, I'm not an instinctively earnest person. I would challenge that. Yeah? Yeah.

I think you're reasonably so. Well, you're definitely not cynical, which I think is the opposite. I think. It's interesting, isn't it? I mean i probably haven't run run much self-analysis lately it's probably time um this one comes from uh can i just say someone called no no it's for it's actually not even for you guys for sylvia and for everyone listening the um the concept of just showing up I cannot overstate how important that is,

how disproportionately important that is. You really don't have to try very hard. You just have to show up. That's true. More than 50% of pretty much everything. And then if you show up, do you know what? Sometimes you show up, if you're working on a project,

could be creative or otherwise, and you show up every day for a month and you feel like you made no progress. Every day you show up and you show up, if you're working on a project, could be creative or otherwise, and you show up every day for a month and you feel like you made no progress. Every day you show up and you're like, why am I here? I'm not making any progress. And then you look back on it after a month and you're like, wow, look at the cumulative impact of showing up every day.

I've made a huge amount of progress, but you can't see it. You can't see it because you're in it, but you take a step back and you look at it and you think, fuck. We should write some self-motivational books. Absolutely not.

Dear Tim, bat out of hell. And I would do anything for love. Two Meatloaf songs. Yes, please. But I won't do that. I still think the funniest text I've been around you and you received was from Matt Heath. The day that Meatloaf died and you didn't have any context. He just texted you saying, meat down. Yeah, I hadn't heard from him in like two years.

Just text that out of the blue. It's like, what? Meat down, Tim. Meat down. What the fuck are you talking about? So that's one. What I read was the first half and then the second half says i forgot that pressing the return key on facebook messenger on desktop sends the message so now i'm embarrassed to need to apologize for the introduction being

by itself i'm currently listening to season three of the potty after having listened to every other episode before and after and then going back i I started listening for the Sex and the City content, but have enjoyed everything else so much that I needed to have it all. Having gone back in time to listen to We Are Your Friends, my favorite part of the season is laughing heartily at all the times that Tim vociferously claims that this is the last time he will ever do this and we'll be moving on to something different afterwards.

You boys have been my favorite thing to listen to throughout all of 2021 and 22, so thanks very much for making my work days and dog walks much more entertaining keep on keeping on and say my first name should you wish if this ends up on the friend zone leo from scotland can i respond briefly to leo i know that granted by virtue of how we structure the podcast, we have these friends-only episodes where we just shower and bathe ourselves with praise from people.

It's easy to lose sight sometimes. Not that I do, but from the outside looking in, it would seem easy to lose sight of the fact. But even if Leo's message and sentiment was the only one we ever received about the show that we were someone's favorite thing to listen to for you know a couple of year period that's fucking we would have stopped it's amazing we would have stopped a long time ago if it was just not enough we need a little more juice not good for eight years eight years of this you're possibly right guy but the you know the feeling remains that i just say each one of these messages really does mean a lot yeah thank you leo and scotland is

um i've been thinking about scotland a lot of friends heading over for the edinburgh fringe and i'm jealous of that and i'm sort of like I just think it's such a beautiful place and it's such a, you know. After being in Melbourne for a month, the pandemic means that the last two years have been very self-contained and there's been no need to consider, you know, the magic that the rest of the world holds. But even spending a month abroad in Australia, I'm like, God damn, really love the world, want to be in the world and see the world.

And then I was thinking about this in Scotland and I found this link because I don't know if you know this, Tim, but Justin Lin has walked off Fast X, the 10th installment of the Fast and the Furious franchise. I was reading an update just one hour ago about who they've replaced him with, actually. Woody Allen? No,

no. That was a tweet that a comedian put out, but made it look like it was an official announcement. Stephen Castillo, by the way. no, I, I was reading about it too.

And there's a photo of Justin on the, on the, um, like a press pick from when they filmed in Edinburgh. And I was looking at the cobbled streets and I was thinking, God, it looks gorgeous. So I hope you're enjoying your home country, Leo. And God willing, one day we'll be there with you. Shooting the breeze.

God willing. I've lost my emails. It's okay. I've truly lost them Here's one Alexa Oh cool I think they are okay with me saying their names

So let's go because I already did Subject line Well first of all this was sent on the 1st of October 2021 And the messages I've read so far Slightly before then Adam Sandler banned from China Hey there, fellas. That subject was my attempt at a clickbait title.

If you're reading this, clearly it worked. Also, Google definitely listens to me because I don't give a shit about our old pal Adam, but it did give me a push notification for this article. Honestly, I'm a little sad we'll never get to see the nightmare that could have been this film. I'll click that in a second, Guy, for you. Thanks for all the lols,

and now that you're both parenting out in this great big world, I feel like you need a new nickname. The Frosty Fellas become... the Dastardly Dads? We'll workshop it. I'm not a writer. Say my name. Ya tart.

Yeet. Oh, so sweet, Kiwis. Alexa. Thanks, Alexa. Presumably dispatched from a warehouse in the United States. Yeah, I'm sure I've never heard that, bro. First time hearing that bit. Or I got caught, at least. Hey, fuck you man i'm trying to create organic time with the um the season of

killing the url is to an insider.com article entitled adam sandler says netflix asked nut flocks asked him to rewrite his new movie so it wasn't set in China because the company don't do business there. Man, the world, eh? What's up with the world? I don't know. Everyone just needs to, like, focus on their own stuff for a little bit, you know? Certainly.

I'm trying. Here we go. Oh, two or one. Hard to tell. Dearest. You didn't like dastardly dads did you i don't mind i thought it's gonna be the manly men but dastardly dads i can see you incorporating the dads stuff into it um the daring dads the do-good dads dastardly is a really nice word the dickheads daddy dickheads we're dads now so our nickname was

the frosty fellas but henceforth will be the dickheads I'm going to read this to you it's two messages from one person dearest timbly wombat wimbledon webdings wabbly wimbly sorry i paused so i didn't give it the full effect dearest timbly wombat wimbledon webdings

wabbly wimbly and guy i don't have much to say other than to express my most sincere of thanks for the top tier laughs you've provided me and some other listeners or so i am led to believe there is a possibility that i'm not willing to discount that these so-called friends that write into the friend zone are in fact people that you to fabricate so as to appear that you have lots of listeners i'm aware that this is unlikely is this how apostrophes work anyway best be off thanks for keeping me company on my bike rides around perth west australia all the best say my name even if it isn't even though i'm almost positive it is james shepherd so that's the first part of the message i just want to say

every time someone says say my name in my head i say even if it isn't and so to have it written out and like tangible and real it means the world so thanks james i also really enjoyed reading that message i never said in quotations but hopefully my cadence communicated what you were trying to say. And then there's a follow-up that says, Dearest, GeigerCounter69 and Tim. Currently, the 30-second advert at the start and end of the download of your impeccable potty in Australia is an army recruitment message. I'm cute about this. Which coupled with support the troops message on your website never ceases to tickle me pink, but in a semi-depressing manner.

You're good boys, brave boys, and chuckle fucks. All the best, James from Perth. Kiss. Kiss. What do we do about that? Let it ride? I mean, it's not the most noble thing to say, but my answer is yes. At some point, these dudes have got to pay the bills

that's right and uh the way in which we do that is by encouraging our patriotic valiant and brave libertarian listener to abandon your sort of independent-minded principles and join the collective greater good in the form of the Australian Armed Forces. Fuck. Long time ding-dong, first time bird. I just heard the latest pod talking about how a person named Anders in Stockholm represented George Lazenby.

All Anders in Stockholm are not like that. Some don't represent the George all the best, you can say my name Anders in Stockholm the only thing the ultimate twist to that message

would have been like Greg from Portland I had a feeling that that was from an anders in stockholm thank you anders um all right i'm gonna do one more hey there these are these have all been from the facebook by the way and this is hey this message is brought to you by facebook.com fuck we are endorsing some of the worst today. Hey there, you masochistic marvels of mediocre movies. I've been...

I'm going to deliberately misread this. I've been binging your potty for a month or so, out of order now, and just have a couple of seasons to go. Do you know, I think because of the out of order nature of the listening, I think binging was the correct pronunciation. Oh, my mind went to... I didn't even cotton on to that. I was like, oh, they're using Microsoft's search engine

to absorb our fantastic comedy. Good to know. I think to binge would suggest some sort of sequential ordered listing, but binging is like bouncing around all of the content without any rhyme or reason. Also, Tim, a lot of people, we're starting to say do-ing now instead of doing. Oh, good to know. And instead of boing, we're changing it to booing.

Oh, wow. Okay. Thanks for the heads up. If you see a ball bouncing around, you go booing, booing. What are you doing? I'm just watching that ball booing, booing. And what are you, what are you doing? I'm just watching that ball booing, booing. Fuck.

I'm an idiot. Just have a couple of seasons to go. I listen to work where I fabricate signs for businesses. You've gotten me into a good habit of wearing air protection. So I, not so I protect my hearing, but so I can hear my earbuds over the sound of the power tools. So thanks.

I just have what I think is a good idea earbuds over the sound of the power tools so thanks i just have what i think is a good idea for a future season of the podcast that being choosing an actor with a middling yet prolific career and watching their entire filmography over the year i really enjoyed the deep dive into george lazenby which brought on this thought feel free to say my name and read this on the friend zone if you like. Thanks for the permission, Colton. People do it, you know. I am attached to the novelty of our podcast because as far as I know, in the way that we did it, we kind of did it before anyone else did.

Well, also I think the various different sort of mini seasons and offshoots that we have spawned have been creatively nourishing and rewarding. While the meaty year-long projects of the single film are conceptually right now do make me feel sick, the creative offshoots it's led to i'm i find to be an immensely enjoyable experience the only movie that has come across my radar recently which is is like modern and looks so horseshit that i think would be interesting for us to throw ourselves there is um morbius mobius moribus. Sorry, actually, we got tagged on Twitter.

Someone, a YouTuber, went every day for a week and made videos. There you go. So I think we don't even need to do it. That's very good. Someone's got the ticket on that job. They've fulfilled the task. They're fulfilling the experience for us. Hey, listen, man.

Do you want to do one more? And then we'll knock off the smoke on you. Listen, man. David has sent us $180.69 USD. This is not an amount of money to be fucking trifled with. So here's a quick message from him. You've already read a few of my messages on the friend zone. So don't have to read this.

But anyways, hey, boys, I've consumed so much of your content. I feel I owe you. You're due. As well as joining Patreon. Thanks for the laughs, David. I don't know if I should say the last name. I'll say it. Curry.

That's no nonsense from David. That's like, here's the money. Here's why. Here's a fat stack. Good on yous. Peace. Here's a fat stack. Good on yous.

Peace. Also, shout out to David, who just by judging that donation is doing really well for themselves. Hopefully. Or they're horribly misjudging how much money they should be giving to content. Or they're sinking their life through the medium of worst idea.

So listen, everybody. We're on Substack now, and we hope you'll join us there um because we're doing culinary episodes and there's a video component and um yeah that's what's up you're getting the audio on the the podcast feed but there's a whole video bit to it if you want the full visual experience which is worthwhile i just like to say as a subscriber to the substack. And there's a great little community in there.

You can comment on the videos and the posts or whatever. I've started writing something, which will be published hopefully within the week. It's about idents at the start of movies. Oh, cool. Just because I saw a movie recently that was produced by Studio Canal and they've got not a bad ident but

it's very cheap though I remember it from We Are Your Friends well that's the thing and it actually made me feel really sick and I struggled to watch the movie at the start also because we've been made to watch We Are Your Friends twice recently and it's just I'm very aware of like the mental association that are unique to us. But the neural pathways which have just been like bulldozed between certain parts of my brain and certain like pieces of music or associative things.

So come on over if you want to enjoy that as well. Also, I'm coming to Sydney to do the Sydney Comedy Festival. that as well also i'm coming to sydney to do the sydney comedy fest i'm doing two solo shows only on saturday may 21 and sunday may 22 at the comedy store uh so if you go to guy montgomery.co.nz you can get tickets for that i would love to see any sydney side is there the show i can assure you it's really funny. And I wouldn't fucking joke about that sort of thing. That's one of the things I'm serious about. That's absolutely right.

All right, everybody. Take care of yourselves out there, and we'll see you very soon. We will see you so soon. We'll see you so soon. You're going to see us real soon, too. We're going to come and pick you up. Yeah, we're going to go bowling. We're going to go ten pin bowling. We're briefly, ever so briefly, going to come and pick you up. Yeah, we're going to go bowling. We're going to go ten pin bowling. We're briefly, ever so briefly going to go smash some pins

and then we'll be right back to pick you up and take you home. Yeah. So just relax. Don't worry about curfew. You don't even need to tell anyone. You honestly will be so quick. You could just slip out of your life for a couple of hours. No one would even notice.

If there's something that you really wanted to do, now's the time to do it because we'll be back because we're gonna be there soon after we go bowling