The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone Eighteen

Episode Date: August 24, 2016

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH! Midway through this Friendzone, your boy Flash regales an increasingly quesy Timbly with a story of European medical misadventure. Thanks to Keith Stebor for providing a new theme this week that goes some way to bringing us back from the horrible, disgusting abyss.Also a lovely wee sample of WALK OUT BOYS is what you're hearing at the end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you going to play that dastardly intro again? Fuck boys. Fuck boys. Fuck boys. Fuck boys. Fuck boys. Fuck boys. Fuck boys.

Fuck boys. Fuck boys. It is a good time to be friends As it always is For friendship is one of life's true treasures Hello I'm Guy Montgomery And my name is Tim Batt And I would like to thank

The supplier of that new theme song Which Guy hasn't heard yet But he will so soon Crap I can't find their name to credit them Keith Stebor Guy hasn't heard yet, but he will so soon. Crap, I can't find their name to credit them. Keith Stebor. Yes, the very same. Did you listen to it earlier?

I have not listened to it, but I just happen to know for a fact that that sounds like something Keith Stebor would submit. It's the Fuckboy... New Jersey. It's the fuckboy remix, which people will, of course, have been able to guess if they just heard it, which you haven't. The friend zone. Here we are, gathered together.

Once more. Tim, where are you, my feline friend? My cat? I am in the little empire podcast network studios in auckland aka that little outhouse in my flat did i put soundproofing up in have you well not sound proofing but you know i sound dampening stuff egg cartits of fine, yeah but real yeah like that but actual. Real egg cartons. Real egg cartons from real chickens.

Chickens don't know about egg cartons bro. That makes no sense. If you showed a chicken an egg carton it would say what's that for? Shit you wouldn't want to answer them either eh it'd be quite awkward oh what does that do oh don't worry about that nothing our first um message and i want to really

focus on people who have given us cash this week because it was actually the whole intention of the friends i'm when we started to shout out to people who have given us money and they've really got waylaid i feel from all the emails and the facebook correspondence so this one's going back to our corporate top leaders supplies of cash people who gave us money on paypal which you can do yourself if you go to worst idea of all time.com there's a button somewhere uh this is from bailey hey timbo and guy guy just wanted to leave you some cash for all the awesome content you've given me my friend connor got me started and i've been giving myself a small episode a day drip feed of the podcast and am almost caught up love the show i would love another season but really any podcast with you guys i will listen

to it's very sweet which actually brings me to another reason for throwing money at you i started a podcast oh here we bloody go here we bloody go i started a podcast because of you it's called rated partially grown up and no it isn't about the movie grown-ups but it is about 420 somethings oh that's genius 420 somethings uh watching children movies and seeing if they hold up i think we all get the rest of that love the show love every moment love every day there's a bit more in there but i feel like it's padding good on you bailey and everyone check out that sneaky podcast that got in there good on years yeah bloody good on years i don't mind that as a concept, actually. I love children's movies, old and new. And you watch a lot of them back.

Some of it, it's pretty weird. Don't hold off so good. You should check out Rated Partially Grown Ups then. That's what you should do. Hey, that I should. Tim, I know that you're obsessed with money. I, on the other hand, am obsessed with friendship. And I know that money and friendship aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

What I'm trying to tell you is I'm reading a message. As far as I know, this person hasn't given us any money and that's okay with me. Hey boys, you doing all right? I know it's been tough,

but boys, but boys as hard as you, as evidenced by both scenes one and two, you've been through viewings that have challenged your sanity of mind, but this is just a movie about fuckboys, broing out and being big old dum-dums. I'm sure you'll find the sweet serenity of not watching this movie soon enough. Remember that time that you finished watching Grown Ups 2 for the 52nd time? What about that time you finished watching Sex and the City 2 for the 52nd time, eh?

Good times, right? It's a coming with this one too and the best part about looking back at things that they seem like they took a fraction of the time that they actually took so here's to you being 37 weeks from now and being like hey that was terrible but it's behind us now so it's not so bad ha score that lovely message uh was from someone in stonington connecticut called lee lee from stonington please don't add in that equivocation of when you look back at stuff it seems short but it actually isn't because um that's depressing makes me feel sad we're only up to our uh the next watch will be

our 15th out of 52 that feels like uh oh it's a bit over a quarter isn't it it's between thirds and a quarter there's still a lot to go but it's like you know something uh yeah it's it feels like we're chipping away at it think of this as a wall that we're painting tim at the start you look at it and you're like oh are we honestly going to paint that whole wall and now you're looking at it it's like well there's still a shitload of wall to paint but i'll tell you what i'm glad that corner's taken care of it's the first paragraph on a blank document i just wish we had taken like we've been doing this since we started in february 2014 and i just i i've just been to Rarotonga guy beautiful island paradise in the Pacific

so idyllic and that's why the podcast was a bit late because the internet there was a bit unforgiving and it was just not going to work unfortunately but I wish we had had a break between drinks you know

I feel like the run on effect the, the burnout that I'm sustaining, it's just... I feel like it's destroying me, eh? I've been doing this too long. Tim? Too long. I have no sympathy for you. And frankly, I find the way you're talking disgusting and offensive.

Wouldn't it have been good to just have a little cheeky wee break in there though? We did. We took like a month and a half. That's not enough. That is enough. That's not enough time. Here we are. Look, I guess friendship is about supporting

people through hard times, but also when you meet new friends, it's not fair for us to dump our old friendship baggage at their feet so take your feelings put them in a bag take the bag and throw it the fuck out of

the little Empire podcast studio okay and then leave that bag on the lawn for the acid rain of Auckland to wash over and disintegrate those feelings until they go away and resurface next week when you're still upset at the stupid fucking thing you're doing.

Good friendly advice. Bankroller Matthew writes, hey Tim and Guy, my girlfriend and I are massive fans of your podcast. This project of yours actually brought us together when we first started uh talking to each other it was about podcasts yours mainly our first date our first date was watching adam sandler's grown-ups two together and see what all the hype was about we would borrow lecture calls at our university and put on screenings to watch together and we just hope nobody would walk in at who wants to watch me climb a rope i confess to her after a separate watching of your director's commentary on Grown Ups 2 and have been going strong since then. What does he mean?

I confess to her. I confess to her after a separate watch. Oh, like he watched it by himself. So he's like masturbating, you know, emotionally to our podcast. That's odd. I don't know uh we've listened to every podcast and have managed to catch up to the present day you guys literally brought us together so we wanted to thank you hopefully this can get you guys something to help you through the latest exercise and insanity you poor poor buggers matt and cheryl ps when you come back out to your

sister city of Melbourne, better believe we'll be coming to see you guys at your shows. That's fucking beautiful. Someone actually said the other day, I don't know if it was you, that there could be a worst idea baby potentially. Maybe Matthew and Cheryl are going to make it. That is unreal to me.

We united. We created a blessed union of love. That's real cool. Real cool. Fuck man. A baby could come out of that, dude. It's wicked.

Good on you, Matthew. Thank you for the money. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks to Matt and cheryl uh hey tim it's not a money one but it's a belter all the way from winterport maine dear timbo and monty guython now i like that for a start yeah this is a really strong opening well done i first heard about you guys from the fabulous and everlasting podcast until death do us blart shout out to that podcast and to the mcelroy brothers if you don't know my brother my brother and me get on top of it wrap your ears around it it's a big old laugh fest it made my thanksgiving and i've since relistened to the pilot episode

three or four times and eagerly await the second episode but anyways back in may i moved 800 miles about 1300 kilometers i like that he put that in parenthesis from my home state to moving with my girlfriend of three years soon after i got a new job in a pretty loud setting that had a minimal amount of interaction with other people so i needed something to help pass the time and to help avoid going insane that's where you guys come in and your own ironically meddling life choices so around the beginning of june i started listening from season one it was instantly hooked i listened to six to ten episodes a day and as of today this is on the 15th of august that this was written i've caught up and must sadly wait a week from now on for your hilarious antics but the wait is surely worth it thank you so much for the many hours of entertainment and the constant

distraction for the mundane if i was in your presence i would give each of you a kiss because as you know a kiss is always a gift ps i hope to be able to either donate some to you and or buy one of your fabulous patty schwartz shirts pps r.i.p knifey i almost cried when knifey was lost yours fondly jacob burns you may say my name fuck that's touching that's more touching than the couple getting together man oh i like that that's a good one that's real nice what was his name again sorry jacob burns jacob you legend you absolute legend um and thank you for acknowledging our fallen co-host the knife as well because we often um we don't talk about him a lot because it's painful you know but he's got a cousin who's with us now and uh guy when you come back we'll have a little watch with

knifey too eh i'm very interested and terrified of meeting your new friend do you know what i would say uh i would say to anyone in this situation if you like have listened to all of the episodes and you've caught up now and now you kind of go oh fucking now what that that is when you jump on that facebook page i reckon a and that subreddit I was just thinking, that's what I did with Stranger Things. Just watched it on Netflix. Going to watch it again, top to toe. So good. First thing I did is just jumped online,

just started reading stuff about it. I didn't want to see a goddamn bit of data beforehand because I didn't want any spoilers. But as soon as I finished it, I was just bloody jumping around on the net talking to people who like it I'm a classic for anytime I finish watching something I'll always

look it up on the internet so good be part of something you know be part of the joy um Callum writes hey spindly timbly wimbly and guy guy I've been following since season one and think you guys are amazing.

That's very sweet of you, Callum. Thank you. Not sure if now is the best time to donate as this whole European holiday thing has wrecked the smooth operating of the podcast. But oh well. Kind regards from Australia, Cal. Thanks, buddy. Thank you, Cal. Thank you for tolerating um my my holiday appreciate it

i'm just gonna fire through a few of these because they're quick guys that cool yeah that's cool i've actually i just remembered also i i have a quick story about um that i want i want to share with with our friends no, please. No, share it now. Well, I don't think I've even, because I haven't really spoken to you on this holiday, save for in this professional capacity. And don't get it twisted. This is a professional enterprise.

I understand. So you'll remember last time we checked in, Tim, we were in Amsterdam. Yes. Or I was. And I had a really good time in Amsterdam. But what happened, I had a rather large weekend unsurprisingly and we watched the film i can't remember what day of the week it was that we watched it um but for every day after the weekend that passed so for context i've had a very small benign cyst uh on my on my back like just underneath my left shoulder for several years it's like a small very small lump uh it's it's totally insignificant and it's it's caused me no

grief and after after my weekend in amsterdam uh every every day of the week that passed, so Monday, Tuesday, the cysts grew stronger, angrier, more red. Until we eventually arrived at a point where it was too much. It was probably five centimeters long and protruding maybe a centimeter off my back. It was red.. It was probably five centimeters long and protruding maybe a centimeter off my back. It was red. Oh, boy. It was limiting the mobility of my left arm. Oh, boy.

And I sort of... I'm getting flashbacks to Requiem for a Dream here. This is not good. I'm feeling woozy. You needn't worry uh so it's sort of it all came to a head when i went for a run one evening and like i couldn't my left arm i couldn't really swing it properly and i was like okay this has got to end so i got home to the apartment i was staying in i went to the bathroom and i looked at it in the mirror and it was pretty much, it had a beating heart of its own.

And there was a white head atop. What was once a cyst is now undeniably an abscess. And I sort of prodded the area around it. You know how one would want to do. I like this kind of shit, guy. It hurt so much. Sweet baby Ray's barbecue sauce did it hurt. And I gave it a solid, you know,

I pulled and I squashed all the flesh together to the point that a jet, a jet of pus expelled itself from my body onto the mirror of this lovely apartment i was staying in oh for fuck's sake and i was like oh that feels kind of it's still really sore and massively inflamed and red but that kind of feels good and so i i bundled up another bunch of flesh around it and squeezed again. Fucking hell. Another explosive jet of pus from a completely different part of the abscess hits the mirror. This is disgusting stuff.

I realize after about 10 minutes that I've been in the bathroom for 10 minutes, exploding pus into the mirror, and I'm like, this is probably not a good look. So I'm like, I know there's more in there, but I have to, you know, I hadn't even gotten the shower yet. I was like, I've got to have my shower, get out of there. You know, I'm living with other people. A, they're going to think it's really weird they're in the bathroom that long.

And B, it's just rude. It's just rude to clog up the bathroom like that. Clean the mirror, whatever. I wake up the next morning thinking this thing might be smaller. I've only made it angrier, Tim. Oh, God. And I'm at a point now where it's like i have to do something about this so i get on my bike and i ride to a pharmacy i walk in yeah it's a lovely young dutch boy behind the counter i pretty much bowl him up in the corner of the

pharmacy and i say hey man got to look at this. Take off my shirt. And he immediately says to me in perfect English, you need to see a doctor. And so I make an appointment on the recommendation of my friend who I was staying with, Joe, who says, oh yeah, there's an expat doctor that one of my colleagues went to who said it was all good.

We look it up on Google. It's rated 2.3 stars, which is not a very high rating for a doctor. I mean, by no metric is that a pass. I call up, make an appointment for that afternoon. I arrive at the doctors in agony and this beautiful uh dutch doctor comes up to me and she says guy montgomery right this way please she shows me into the into her into her surgery or her you know her room her office and we get in there and i start explaining what's happening to her i take my

shirt off i show her the abscess she doesn't recoil but she's certainly impressed and she says okay you're gonna need to lie on that bed and she points over to the the most rickety like from the not like probably left over from war times hospital bed she's like oh we just need to it's but it's the the top bit's lying up we need to make it so it's lying flat down and she tries to do it but it's so rickety and old she goes to pull out the drawer from beneath it to adjust the bed there's just like all this shit falls out of the drawer the bed collapses on itself so i get down and i'm like don't worry about that i'll fix it so we eager to have this problem fixed for myself. I climb under the bed, help reassemble it, lie down on it.

And she looks at it and she goes, okay, so what we're going to need to do is we're going to cut this open. I was like, that's fine. And she goes, and I'm going to get my intern to do it. So she calls in her intern, another young Dutch doctor. And they come in. A med student. Yeah in and they start talking to each other in Dutch for about five minutes. They don't break to explain anything that's happening to me

in English at all. They're just speaking really quickly in Dutch and I'm lying there and I'm thinking, surely this is just a regulation cut and explode. But lo and behold, there they are talking in Dutch talking in Dutch for five minutes until I'm just about to turn my head

and say to them hey what's going on here when I notice that they've opened the door and are both walking out of the room before the intern looks back at me and says don't worry we'll be right back and I'm like this is not okay

one minute later they come back in with another older dutch woman so now there's three of them in the room and they're rifling through the drawers they're looking they're turning this place upside down to try and find what's going on of course i'm pretty confident what they're trying to find is anything that resembles a knife. Oh, my God. Wait, there should be a designated place for the scalpel in the doctor's surgery, man. So after about 10 minutes of lying in this doctor's office with three Dutch people not speaking any English to me

while they look for some unknown object eventually they're satisfied they've found it and they lie down and come over and anyway i mean that's sort of it's sort of where the story ends they cut me open and they said they squeezed me very hard good lord did they squeeze me tim did they give you a general or anything for that did you get a little just before i got cut open the doctor said we're not going to give you an anesthetic because it takes four injections and it's too long and i was like i really don't care what happens at this point i just don't want to be in here uh yeah so so yeah they cut me open tried to squeeze out all the pus they could but lo and behold my body had started trying to recover before the um

the cyst was ready and so there was like chambers of pus like there was scar scar tissue blocking in different chambers of pus underneath the inflamed red area honestly this story makes me want to throw up and i'm talking to you just like as a as a normal dude there will be people with infinitely more sensitive constitutions than me who will have just fucking lost it by now, eh? Like, this story is beyond the pale. Yeah, it's not acceptable. Anyway, and then I got put on a course of antibiotics for a week.

I had to take four a day. Probably quite strict. Four a day? I imagine, yeah, that'd be some pretty powerful antibiotics based on what you're describing and in spite of all of the skepticism and all of the details i've told you by jove the dutch got the job done yeah good on them i'll bet they did so have that have you just got like a huge bandage on top of it now i yeah so i i don't anymore but for the first three days afterwards i had to constantly change it and put on something called a wet bandage because the

the cut was still open so that we were yeah we were bleeding out the bad stuff so and your traveling companion assisted you with that i have been dressed by four different friends i'd like this that is a fucking test of friendship right there bro holy fuck latty uh he dressed he dressed the wound the first time and i said thanks so much for doing this man he said that's all good i just know it means that you're gonna have to put a wet bandage on a seeping wound that I have in the future. Yeah, and that will definitely happen for Lattie, who, God willing, one day we will have on this podcast maybe. Interesting fellow.

A deeply interesting fellow. When we were in Amsterdam, Lattie, for five days in a row, ran 20 kilometers every day. Why wouldn't you you because it's insane like anyway i don't quite know the point of that story i just i i haven't really shared it with anyone and i really had to get it off my chest and the friend zone seemed like an appropriate time oh look and i i haven't given you a lot of uh level support through that story but that's only because i was trying to not be physically disgusted to the point of losing my dinner over it um i'm glad that you're better

because that's serious man those sorts of things if they get infected and you leave them for so long you get septicemia you make yourself terrible you could die you know that's how people die that was the thing i really just was like it'll just get better and it took four days of pain before i was like oh i'm gonna have to deal with this that's why i keep flashing back to that scene in requiem for a dream man just brought me right there you know the one i'm talking about that shot with the needle going back into the wound it's just like fuck it's not okay it's not like none of it's okay let's um let's hear what james has to say he gave us some money hey i sent you boy i've got a parlay

out of this somehow and that's as good a segue as i'm capable of at the moment i am barely hanging on here it is hey i sent you a nice email called maximum destiny and i'm using this message to draw your attention to it please go read it if you get the chance shit okay hey great message i mean should i do that now i think i think you should okay all right you you do some talking and i'll search for it with great pleasure this message comes from a friend of ours called daniel watkins he says hello i've been i've been loving the podcast since i discovered it by chance in january been catching up ever since and i'm nearly up to date i'm heading up to the edinburgh tonight. Just want to check I haven't missed

an announcement that one or both of you will be doing stand-up or anything there. I'd go to Connecticut and throw myself off Suicide 35 if I missed the chance to see one

of you live in person. I'm definitely going to see Rosemary Faye based entirely off her guest appearances on the show. However, so there's still that.

Ah, well, I don't know why I read that out. Daniel, we will not be performing at the Edinburgh Fringe. But definitely check out Rosemary Fowler friend of the podcast

obviously she got a five star review the other day from the Telegraph huge it's amazing what I like about the news in New Zealand

is that was worthy of a story well you know what we're like guy you're from here it's our way that's where I'm from

so I've found Maximum Destiny there's a bit of girth to it we'll trip in and see at what point I run out of steam dearest just Tim and critically acclaimed mexican film director slash fruit juice salesman guillermo del monte slightly long email please stick with it

oh he's even said it's a long email at the start i don't know about this one i've been meaning to properly get in touch with you fuck boys ever since i started listening to your show last year but i feel that this is the most appropriate time ever to reach out and tell you how awesome you kibbe bastards are if you don't believe in fate destiny already this is going to blow your mind oh he's got me on the hook now number one i started listening to the potty exactly one year ago today del monte even liked my first tweet on the subject see here two i listen all day at work and even converted a colleague email proof attached three later that very day i went to the european premiere of dot dot dot we are your friends sold saw zack a brony and cheese saw

maximum joseph saw emily ray he's put a lot of letters in radijagowski's name amazing saw the film that was a bit less good number four went to the after party where i celebrated my birthday at midnight which was the 12th of august with my sister miranda who is also a massive fan of you guys. Whoa, fuck man. If this isn't some sort of cosmic ordering being done by the ghost of Squirrel, then I don't know what is. Too many coincidence for science to explain.

Quite right. So basically, tomorrow is a triple anniversary. We are your friends, the worst idea of all time, and my birth. Pretty special. I've attached some pictures of the fateful night in case you're interested. Probs nah. I shared my memory on Facebook and tagged your page too. Not sure if you'll see it.

Looking at the photos now. And James. They're good. He does have photos of him at one of those photo booths. At the where your Your Friends promo open. Bloody good stuff. Oh, he is next to a stonkingly large Zicoli. I wish I had a big cardboard cutter of Zicoli.

Yeah, that'd be useful, eh? Oh, man. Surely they'll do one for Baywatch that we can steal. Yeah, he's so ripped in that. Did you see on Twitter Speaking of Ziccoli This warmed me Clean through I was once frozen I'm now thawed out

Ziccoli showed up at the US Olympic Gymnasts Camp I did see that yeah And Simone Biles Who's sort of probably the heir apparent to usain bolt is the world's greatest living athlete uh is a huge zicole fan and he gave her a kiss on the

cheek and she literally explodes with joy it is such a good video that is super endearing bloody lovely he does he does good things eh yeah man he gets absolutely ripped at comic-con that's a good thing yeah playing the next um uh whatever it was call of jude hey eliza mccartney i was just trying to pad while i remembered her name eliza mccartney is a kiwi who just got a just took out a bronze in the poll vote. Did you see that? Yeah, I did see that. She's such a delight. All the interviews, she's smiley as can't believe what she's done. So

good. Legend. Here's a message from I don't know if I've read this already. This is from Charles Bill from about a week and a half ago, Guy. It begins, Dear Tim Bigpipe Bat and Guy Montgomery Burns. Sounds familiar already, so maybe. The podcast is pretty great.

What is your favorite soup? I like matzo ball despite not being Jewish. And how would you rate the power of braiding compared to Dick Bot and Brady? All the best, Charles. My favorite soup. I don't usually go for soups, but I had a very good mushroom soup recently, and I thought to myself, I don't know why I'm not souping more mushrooms. Myself, not a huge soup guy either, but as I've gotten older,

I've gotten more and more into a spicy tomato soup. Really like it. I like that. In relation to the Brayden, Brady, Dickbot, the power rankings, I'm going to put myself, King Brady at the top, Dickbot in second place, and Brayden gets the bronze medal. I put Brayden at the top, Brady second, Dickbot in third place. But Brayden is like, the thing with Brayden is he's not hell-bent on uh world supremacy and so he's sort of he he's aware of brady and dick

and watches from the sidelines until stuff really starts escalating he doesn't really wait in because he doesn't he doesn't want to create either more fuss or trouble than is already occurring but as soon as necessary he'll step in and warlock that shit right right okay so he's more of a um powerful neutral character yeah he's switzerland with an army of knives. Well, Switzerland's not that powerful though. Does anyone really believe that Switzerland is chill as, but if they,

someone got their heckles up, they could just absolutely dominate them. Yeah. It's not the sense I get from Switzerland. No, I've been misreading that, that, uh,

European country for years. Here's a, here's another nice short one. Guy, Joseph writes, Hey, Timbly, Wimbly and Guy Guy, I used to run apartments for formerly homeless mentally ill adults in Kansas. While the drug

of choice in my building was crack cocaine, PCP popped up from time to time. I once watched a man who had been clean for years and was a shift manager at Burger King and an elder at his church rip out a light fixture and get shocked by it while on pcp i called the police but he got away before they arrived he was arrested later that night rearranging tombstones at the cemetery so coley should be more careful thank you for the great podcast i'm sorry uh for laughing during that that's a an awful story of someone well and truly down on their luck which is never a good thing um but there's just something to me that tickles me about the image of someone getting super injured and that's a situation where like the cops are there to help

and then they fucking bolt like they're in trouble but they're not like that's just but that also that that message does confirm the suspicion that pcp isn't the cartoon inducing good times drug as it is portrayed by your friends, that the PCP lobby definitely threw some funds at Maximum Joseph to ferry that pro-PCP propaganda into the film. Yeah. Shall I do one more, and then we'd better stick a pin in it? I've got one more that I absolutely

Need to do because someone gave us 50 big ones bro 5-0 And that's not New Zealand schmeckles That is USD And it's such a brief message from Mark who writes Hey Tim and Guy I've just been through several Gigabytes of bandwidth in response to the

Announcement about Season 1. Fuck, that's a good reminder. Now to restore your faith in humanity, let me break you off something. Real proper like. Mark, I thank you twice. Number one, for the 50 bucks that you've contributed to the podcast. And number two, because I wrote that down somewhere on some bit of paper in here and then forgot to read that bit of paper.

But yes, a reminder that in just a few short days, Season 1 will have disappeared from this Earth. And the way that you obtain it from thenceforth will be to go to howl.fm and sign up with the code WORST. You'll get a month's free trial and it'll let them know that we sent you. you'll get a month's free trial and it'll let them know that we sent you and I understand that not everyone is stoked with that decision but it is going to happen on August the 24th are you kidding me?

of course we're stoked with that decision you goddamn maniacs yeah HAL's real cool they're a good bunch of people and they're doing a good thing And we're very happy to be Even just loosely associated with them It's nice to feel wanted

You have no idea How good it feels to be wanted By anyone with any clout In the world of comedy Entertainment What if the people listening are really famous comedians What if Amy Schumer is listening to that

and you've just heard her feelings because it's not true Amy Schumer you know what it feels like yeah if you're listening hey Amy

I really enjoyed Trainwrecked I thought LeBron James was a revelation now what's your final message Guy Spinley Timbly wimbly

and guy guy kudos on the still outstanding podcast consistently funny despite your obvious descent into insanity both devastated and relieved you've committed to this being the final season and this is where it gets interesting also Tim I've noticed recently that your audio editing has been

bloody top notch the timing of the outro on the last episode of bones of the heart was superb keep up the good work gents lots of love ben it's very sweet ben very sweet did someone else recently compliment me on my audio editing or is that maybe not the first time i've seen that message i think that was one of those positive affirmations you do in the morning. When you look in the mirror and you say, you're good at editing audio, Tim. And Zoe in the other room says, could you please stop waking me up with your goddamn positive affirmations?

And you say, that doesn't sound very positive to me. I'm going to edit that audio out of my life. And she says, you wouldn't dream of it. And he goes, just watch me. And you walk out of the house and you realize you're locked out and you left your phone and your wallet inside and also the love of your life so you turn around you tuck your penis between your legs you knock on the door you say zoe i'm sorry i will do my positive affirmations at a more convenient and less disruptive time and she'll say Tim come back to bed it's 5am and you'll say I would love to but

I've just taken a truckload of PCP I've got a life to live and the police are after me why won't they let me live I'm so done I'm so done this record of the friendzone has come directly after um a record of the podcast so as you guys can imagine we're a little bit drained we're wiped out we are

powered by you guys thank you so much for listening for staying with us for bearing with us for dipping into the looking pool that is the friend zone. You're not just in here for the meaty eps, the big proper official worst idea ones. You're in for the whole enchilada, and I respect the hell out of you for it, so thank you from the bottom of my heart. Yes, indeed. May the Rat King Brady,

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