The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone Forty Two

Episode Date: April 20, 2017

SPONSORED BY COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZAlright sports fans, buckle up cause it's time to hear from athelets of all stripes from all across the world. The single thing that unites them? They listen to The ...Worst Idea of All Time enough to write to Timbo and Guyguy. Timbly is questioning the third season, Flash is defending it. Together they are supported by a mailbag of threats, compliments and a Trojan Horse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Thanks for downloading this Little Empire podcast. This show has a real-life, live-record event that you can come to in Auckland, New Zealand during the NZ International Comedy Festival powered by Flick Electric Co. Deets and tickets at comedyfestival.co.nz Well it's the friend zone, with Tim and Guy, come to the friend zone, and have a good time, yes it's the friend zone, Tim and Guy Cause making friends is the best idea of all time I'm doing okay, man. We're talking from across the ditch. I'm in New Zealand still and you're still in Australia. Yeah, I'm in Melbourne. Which is also confusing because the next episode that's about to come out will also be you there. Was recorded before. Wait, how will this?
Starting point is 00:00:59 Yeah, it doesn't matter. It really doesn't. The fact of the matter is that I'm well. As you can hear, my voice once more is fraying ever so gently. Yeah, man. You've got to watch yourself out there. I know. But I've been having a great time, having a lot of good shows,
Starting point is 00:01:17 really just enjoying a lot of the cultural amenities available here in Melbourne. What kind of amenities are we talking about? Parks? Yeah, certainly been enjoying the parks, spending a lot of time in the yarra um just really you got to stay out of the yarra you've brought this up before and we sort of didn't give it the addressing that it needed but that is a dirty river you need to stay out of it it's it's not it's not perfect for swimming but it's very good drinking water, and I love it. Nah, okay.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Just before we kick off into getting some correspondence from the people who listen to our podcast, The Worst Idea of All Time, I think it's important to just, up top, do a real quick hierarchy in terms of water. So at the top is drinkable. You've got to get through all the other steps to get to that pristine condition okay so if it's not if the river's not cool to swim around in you definitely don't want to be drinking in it i does it kind of i think i understand what you're saying but i kind of also disagree like to me those things aren't necessarily that you don't need both why would i want to why would i want to swarm in a river that I'm drinking out of?
Starting point is 00:02:26 I'd contaminate the drinking water. You've got me there, actually. That's an unstoppable point. Well, I'm an unstoppable man fueled by the beautiful river water of the strong river Yarra that cuts through this beautiful city called Melbourne.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Our first piece of correspondence and i'm going to be reading stuff that's quite old so guy just uh let me know if it sounds familiar and i haven't kind of marked it in our mailbag correctly is my favorite dance that we do this is from conrad who writes my name is conrad and i'm reaching oh oh yeah that's a real weird one i'm not going to read that out loud actually okay it's very absurd and it's also a little bit offensive so I thought I'd just leave that one out it's not really the vibe of what we do here here's one from Simon
Starting point is 00:03:13 Tim Tim and Guy Guy PayPal cut my message off part way through ending tantalisingly on the word being I remember that one this was in fact far more poetic and beautiful than the detailed rant about spag bowl preparation that i had penned so i won't rewrite it the conclusion was basically you're a real piece of shit tim just chuck in some canned tomatoes tickety-tonk old fruits and down with the
Starting point is 00:03:34 nazis well that's a salutation send off that i don't hear every day guy no there was a long time when it was no longer necessary to say oh well i got one here tim and this one this one arrived through my uh comedian page on facebook from a writer named robert and he wrote the following message flash i hate to be pushy but i wrote a long message a few months ago and i sent it to tim twice yet it seems to have disappeared down the memory hole. Surprisingly, both my pointless comments about rally got read. Any chance you can do me a solid and read this on the friend zone? I'd appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:04:15 The message is as follows. Greetings. Sorry, is he saying that his messages did not get read previously? No, he wrote a long message, i'm about to to read okay but outside of that uh he's just waiting a few times on the correct pronunciation of you know the polarizing town rally anyway this is the message greetings timbly wimbly and gobbly wibely when i first heard about your podcast on the something awful forums i thought it sounded like a complete waste of time. A few months later, I heard about it again and decided to give it a try.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Well, it's definitely a waste of time, but in a good way. I love listening to you guys slowly losing your minds, but I'm nevertheless impressed by your devotion to the project. A few months back, I was roped into grading papers for a math competition. Do Kiwis say maths? We do say maths. What is right? Is it plural or singular?
Starting point is 00:05:06 Math. Maths. Oh, the math-maths debate, eh? Is this a big one? Yeah, I don't think we pay too much attention to it. No, we don't. We do. We say math.
Starting point is 00:05:16 We don't say maths. I say maths. What do we? Do you? Yeah. Anyway. Shit. A country divided.
Starting point is 00:05:24 I was roped into grading papers for a math competition. It was boring as shit. But listening to the legend of Dick Bott helped me maintain my sanity. I attached a selfie of the experience. Apologies that the glare in the background ruined the picture quality. As a thank you, I've purchased an intergalactic glory hole poster. Tyrone's face on my wall provides encouragement during my darkest moments. Now, to the uncomfortable part of the conversation.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Are you aware that there is worst idea of all time slash fiction? Supporting rule 34 once again. Some folks at AO3 really wanted to visualize you two going at it. Read at your own risk. I couldn't even make it past the tags of one of them. I'm not sure whether it was more flattering or disturbing that people want to imagine Guy having sex with Tim or Paul Blart. Or, yeah, I don't understand it either but it exists and then there's a link which i'm kind of
Starting point is 00:06:10 interested in clicking but also kind of it's definitely a russian website that's going to put malware onto your apple mac a laptop and then i haven't clicked it yet but after that it says now that i've ruined what little sanity you've left i'll be off keep it up fuck boys and i'll keep listening as long as you're producing material see you around feel free to read my name on the show rob jergan dukes you know i fear guy uh here here are my dual fears number one the worst idea of all time is a podcast that is about us watching a movie too many times and the friend zone is now about the pronunciation of a town in north carolina here's my second concern um we don't seem to have given the crowd the audience the listenership out there the good
Starting point is 00:06:54 worst idea of all time errs wherever they are on the on the god's green earth we haven't given them something as bright and shiny to hold on to as the dick bot brady storyline which was a narrative from season two um for the third season do you feel like our standards are slipping nah man different movies different worlds you know i think there's there's sort of there's a little bit of mythology bumbling underneath this bubbling under and bumbling underneath the surface of we are your friends but um look for mine tim you can't rewrite history man we've done what we've done and we'll continue to do what we do and to try and measure season three against either of the other ones is is a fool's errand don't? God, you've got a good attitude, Guy. I'll keep you around.
Starting point is 00:07:46 I like that. I'm going to go with that. And as for the fan fiction, look, I'm not going to read it now. I've got the link open. But what I think Tim and I will do... Oh, dude. The first one's called
Starting point is 00:08:00 Here Comes Blart Now. And how do you think they've spelt blart? No, come. They've spelt blart. I was going to say. You said the loud bit quiet and the quiet bit loud guy. The little teaser line for it is Guy and Tim find themselves in a sticky situation at the West Orange Pavilion Mall. It's 2,235 words and has 182 hits.
Starting point is 00:08:34 It's more than I would have expected. Some of the tags. Tied up. Dripping cum. Oh, no. Guy Montgomery. Tim Batt. Prostate Orgasm.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Maynard. Paul Blart. Guy slash Paul Bart. Guy slash... Sounds like I'm doing a lot of the hard work here. Guy slash... Look, I don't know. I think that is not for now.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Or maybe... I'm going to take the opportunity to respond to that if i may people are complicated we've all got multiple facets to our person and our identity um if you want to take the art that we're creating on this podcast and put it through a sexual prism go forth and do that um it's probably not going to get read out on this podcast but hey, if you're not hurting anyone you go and do you that's your prerogative
Starting point is 00:09:30 quite can I interrupt this strange feeling with a different letter yeah man here's Anthony, here he comes dear clever name for tim and slightly more clever name for guy i've been listening since season one and you are the podcast that got me
Starting point is 00:09:51 into podcasts or potties as tim likes to colorfully refer to them as adam sandler is wait guys i need to stop this letter for a second to make an appointment we've been talking about it for a while and decided that a fourth season simply has to be done we haven't decided what movie yet but each episode will be available a week earlier than our to our patreon subscribers to be sure to hashtag pay the boys and you know the rules if we say it on the podcast we have to do it okay now back to the email wow what a trojan horse um the kind of guy who will keep making me oh okay so this is a continuation of the Adam Sandler comment. The kind of guy who will keep making movies with friends until people stop paying him to do so.
Starting point is 00:10:30 I'm sure grownups will eventually get another movie, sadly. And I hope you boys live up to your promise that when you say something on the podcast, you have to do it. In lieu of a donation, I'll be subscribing to the Patreon and have been trying like hell to get my friends to quote, to quote, the potty a shot. Sincerely, say my name, Anthony Gordano from Austin, Texas. Anthony Gordano. I'm curious about how you pronounced my last name.
Starting point is 00:10:58 I've been told by my family it's Jordano, but I feel like it should be Gordano because of the whole gif-jif scenario. Where did you guys stand? I'm team gif all the way if you spell it differently in an email to show your pronunciation clearly it is wrong i'm all about the gif i would have gone for i don't know i probably would have nailed it giordano gordon i think i think i leaned on toano, so I kind of led the path with that. Oh. Is that you or is that me? Oh, no, that's someone.
Starting point is 00:11:29 There's another call. It's another phone call coming in. Hey, who's calling you? A friend called Gareth. Well, Gareth can get out. Because we're busy, baby. Yeah, and he will. Well, it's the friend zone.
Starting point is 00:11:42 The tier man guy come to the... Hello, listener. This is Tim Batt Batt interrupting your podcast to bring you a short ad that is only relevant to people in my home New Zealand if you're not in New Zealand
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Starting point is 00:11:59 and features literally every single Kiwi on this podcast network there are many many great live comedy shows happening, so if you enjoy this podcast, chances are you'll enjoy seeing them live. Go to comedyfestival.co.nz and buy tickets to some great shows now. That's comedyfestival.co.nz. Well, it's the friend zone.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Here we go. Hey, boys. If this makes it onto the friend zone, I'd first like to say, oh, hell yeah. Been a fan since the beginning and just wanted to say thanks for all the hours of entertainment on long bus rides to away games. I play college lacrosse. Whoa, what's up, baby? We're hitting that sweet, sweet jock market now.
Starting point is 00:12:35 That feels good. That is so good. And awkward stares in the library when I burst out laughing for seemingly no reason. Seeing as this is the friend zone, all I'm currently in an alliance of best friends known as the BFA, Best Friends Alliance, who are notorious around campus for getting kicked out of bars and smashing apartments. I can send videos if this piques your boy's interest. Since you guys have been such good friends of mine for the past three years, I'd like
Starting point is 00:13:04 to extend an invitation to old Timbo and Gogo to be in the Best Friends Alliance as well as the rest of Friendzone Nation. Money soon to come for you guys if this gets me on the Friendzone. Guy, let me know who it is. Yours truly, Mike Bates. Well.
Starting point is 00:13:20 The BFA. Mikey. I'm on it. I'm on it too. I've got to say though, if I do join the BFA, i would like to take a second look at our our main focus which recently i've noticed has been smashing apartments and being kicked out of bars you want to take the best friends alliance in a brand new direction uh certainly i think just in the spirit of friendship opening it up so that
Starting point is 00:13:44 maybe apartment owners and fellow patrons and bars also feel like they might be welcomed into direction uh certainly i think just in the spirit of friendship opening it up so that maybe apartment owners and fellow patrons and bars also feel like they might be welcomed into the fold here at the best friends alliance but what do i know yeah yeah no that's that's fair do you know what we'll take it to the bfa and we'll have a chin wag about it we have a little discussion that's right we'll have a little back and forth so thank you so much for writing mike you burly lacrosse playing maniac guy i'd just like to point out that neither of us because we were kind of saved by the bell with gareth's call there sort of address the meat and potatoes of mr gordano's correspondence which was um he managed to slip in i heard play fast to do a season and the more you acknowledge it you know
Starting point is 00:14:25 the slippery the slope my friend we've said what the terms and conditions are um we believe that we need to press on press forward put this thing to bed uh as much for our insanity as anything else i couldn't feel any more like that right now can i say that you have you just said it i'll continue to and the thing that will break that is if there is another sex in the city or grown-ups movie and that's that's that so let me just put that on the level again here is a message from louisa who writes dearest thimble and Guybot3000. Today is April 8th. Whoops. And my precious pal, Chayara's birthday. She is the beauty who introduced me to you two lovely boys and I would be utterly delighted
Starting point is 00:15:15 if you could wish her a happy birthday all the way from God's own New Zealand. Thank you, you brave boys, for gracing our ears with the sound of your suffering at the hands of Zicoli, the crying DJ. We've spent many a badminton session discussing the finer points of each episode and deeply appreciate your endeavor stay strong stay spindly love you your boy louisa in scotland p.s you can say my name um i will add a pps is that right or is it pss PPS. I apologize if I've mispronounced the name of your friend, Louisa,
Starting point is 00:15:48 especially on 10 days after her birthday. Omega 10 days. Hey, a birthday wish is a birthday wish is a birthday wish. And the idea that we're being discussed on the badminton courts of Scotland is a triumph. We're hitting a lot of sports quarters around the globe. I love that. Certainly, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:05 It's a group of people who I didn't know were getting into it, getting amongst it. I've got a big juicy message here. Can I get into that? Yeah, but before you do, how would you pronounce C-H-I-A-R-A? Chiara? Chiara. Chiara.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Chiara? Chiara. I'd make it a hard K at the top. Oh. Cool. I mean, I a hard K at the top. Oh. Cool. I mean, I could be wrong, but that's what I would have done. Onward. Now, this one reads as follows.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Ahoy, Shivme Timbat, and Dharabimont Gold on the Dharagai land. Having blindly deduced the synopsis of Where Are Your Friends and subsequently guessing the exact date of a Friendzone recording in the span of a fortnight, I feel confident in declaring myself the official psychic of the podcast and only in the podcast capacity. Upon careful consideration, I've decided to only use my newfound and niche power to annoy.
Starting point is 00:16:53 On that note, my next worst prediction of all time is... By the end of the year, a movie will be announced where Sandler, Efron and Parker all have starring roles. They'll play a family of overacting misfits who file a lawsuit against the podcast for defamation of character, only to discover they have very little character to begin with.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Needless to say, the whole thing ends in an orgasmic bloodbath – feel free to nominate actors to play Gim and Ty – that may seem too specific for a medium, but go big or go home, I reckon. And if this doesn't prove my worth, well, I don't know why I'm even on the payroll, aside from the whole keeping Tim's goat smuggling ring under wraps fuck i wasn't meant to mention anything and the damn backspace button is broken ah well enjoy the rest of your time in this fair country boys how victoria's temperature is treating guy better than queensland's was friendfully yours guy incognito
Starting point is 00:17:41 what do you think about that is an idea tim a movie starring adam sandler jessica parker and zach efron um what do i think about it i think it'd be tremendous and i think the only thing that could make that starring cast better is if they were also the writers in fact maybe if they kind of did everything you know so it's those three people starring writing producing their film which is called simply the best the movie is yeah the movie's called simply the best do you remember the theme song is the tina turner song do you remember how you would describe to me what a big red flag it was when you saw that Michael Patrick King had done those three jobs on Sex and the City 2? Yet here you are, a year later, making exactly the same mistake.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Well, not really, because that's one man taking on all those roles, whereas this is three individuals taking on all those roles. So it sort of fits. And they take turns. It's decision by committee, Guy, and when has that ever failed us? That's true not once decision by committee is the only way in this humble punter's opinion to make decisions never follow your instincts would you like another message would i ever james writes hey tim and guy it's one word i can only make it through half of a given season of your program before the abyss begins to call me.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Occasionally, I will open up iTunes. Perhaps give a trailer to the season's subject to cursory watch. I will dream about it, Tim. I will bring it up in casual conversation. I don't want to watch it, but I must. Last night, you got me. Again, I saw We Are Your Friends, Tim, because of you. I can no longer think of anything but the moment where Ziccoli, Somaly,
Starting point is 00:19:28 and James Reid from The Feelers are drinking San Pellegrino at the same time, inextricably accompanied by Somaly's improvised cringe talk. That's all I have. Synchronicity is electricity, Tim. Synchronicity is electricity. By the way, I'm American, and for the first two seasons, I thought your name was Tim Beat, with an E. Say it, James McCain.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Ah, McCain. You've done it again. Good on you. We have a lot of that, eh? The Kiwi pronunciation is not kind to vowels. That's for sure. That's something I've come to learn. More than that, I would like to volunteer.
Starting point is 00:20:07 I accept some personal responsibility for your watching. We are your friends. But who hit play on the bloody DVD, mate? Take a long, hard look at yourself. I've got one here that reads, Heya Flash and Tim Timity Tim Timity Tim Tim Cheroo. This is a simple message to say thank you It reads, form of brisbane i can vouch he is not a piece of shit but a rather talented sob i however might take the mantle of piece of shit as i did invite my friends to come next time for sure i've bought
Starting point is 00:20:50 a super comfy twi twi twi at have fun saying that timbo shirt it is a great conversation starter though to make it up to you and to celebrate the glory that is our friendship i'll take a photo wearing it at the end of this year's br Marathon. I won the event in 2014, came second in 2015 and 16, so hopefully it'll be on a podium. By the way, I normally end up running so hard I pee blood at the end of these events,
Starting point is 00:21:19 yet I still wouldn't watch Grown Ups 2, Sex and the City 2, or We Are Your Friends more than once because that shit can only be described as cray please stay strong how do the rat king you're both good boys and kind boys thank you thank you thank you feel free to say my name and seal it with a kiss for we all know what that equates to ps i don't give a shit how either of you pronounce anything from clay dawson who to win a marathon you have to be so fast yeah you do i i because of we're talking on the telephone between countries so i'm kind of like there's the odd word that i'm not quite hearing from you guy but did i understand that this man
Starting point is 00:22:03 is running marathons and peeing himself at the end did i kind of get the gist of that correct more or less i think you certainly got a few of the key words he he's a very very talented uh marathon runner who has won and finished second in the brisbane marathon the last three years and this year he'll be doing it in a worst idea of all time t-shirt in the hopes of gaining a podium finish and gaining the boys some much-needed exposure to the Brisbane athletic market. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:22:34 How many athletes are rolling through the friend zone this week? That is a good point. The theme is sports, but you've got all the sports people. Oh, no, wait, I've got badminton um here's my question though don't you in a marathon situation or a similar like long distance running situation have to be very careful about the materials that you're wearing for things like chafing of one's nipples that's what i love so much is i mean we haven't released any sort of uh era you know we don't have active wear. We don't have climacool worst idea merch.
Starting point is 00:23:08 It's all just cotton. Premium grade cotton, but cotton all the same. I mean, I hope your nipples are okay. You probably taped them up. Nothing worse than nipple chafe. Yeah, I hope your nipples are okay as well. Shall I read another one? Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:23:24 This one's from dennis dennis says dear tim hey better better oh okay i got it do it again i'll start that again hey tim hey and guy guy if this gets read on the friend zone long time listening first time caller after falling behind several episodes of the podcast i was recently playing catch up and binge listened on my commute from the uh student teaching in grad school uh this coincided with the ray lee kerfuffle jesus christ it's raw lee and the egyptian sun god ra is pronounced raw not ray well okay the egyptian that's the first paragraph of four. Let's take a quick breather. The Egyptian sun god is called Ray.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Okay, it's pronounced Ray. It's spelled R-A-Y. That's where the name Ray comes from. And I will not hear an argument against that. If you won't hear it, then I won't put it forward. On to the second paragraph. But that's not why I'm writing. I came up with a theory about what's really going on with zikoli and the boys in this movie and i wanted to run
Starting point is 00:24:29 it by you i think that squirrel despondent over life in the valley overdosed on purpose but he isn't really dead he was saved by a guardian angel ala it's a wonderful life what we are seeing and what zikoli is living is the potential future of the boys without squirrel that he is being shown to convince him to the potential future of the boys without squirrel that he is being shown to convince him to not kill himself the angel is showing squirrel that zicoli needs him otherwise he will lean heavily on a morally dubious james reed and end up djing a set in a best buy parking lot at 4 p.m which he will consider a high point the angel implores uh squirrel to reconsider and keep pressing the guys to follow his Instagram idea that they blew off.
Starting point is 00:25:07 A lot of things got twisted up here, but we'll address that in a second. From the moment Squirrel dies, We Are Your Friends becomes a hypothetical future and cuts off before we see him reconsider. Zuccoli, me, and you good boys are all living in the false reality conjured by one of God's messengers in which Squirrel is dead. But he's not. I'd love your thoughts on this theory i apologize for the long message say my name your friend dennis mersman uh ps while hunting for a plot synopsis of we are your friends i came across this shocking jezebel article that poses the music in the film and refers to the characters by their real names who the hell are mason and ollie where's jarhead pps sorry for not tossing you some cash but i've already sent you ten dollars and my wife has strictly pointed out that my current contribution
Starting point is 00:25:49 to the household income is student loans dennis don't worry your pretty little head about the money and thank you for the tenner that you chucked us um way back when few things uh so it's actually johnny depp who starts the tirade about Instagram rather than Skrill. What was the other bit they pointed out? Oh, yeah. Instead of a Best Buy parking lot, it's an American apparel. But I can definitely understand why you would get the two failing franchises mixed up. And I have to say, I really like your extension that we're all living in the reality where Skrill isn't dead.
Starting point is 00:26:24 So you haven't stopped it at the gates of where this movie ends you've extended it far beyond it does go beyond it's uh it's terrifying and also uh really on brand and quite intriguing i love it hey i got i got so many more messages tim so do i um should. Should we break this down into a two-parter? I think so. Do you want to do one more? Yeah. I'll do one more. I'll assess whether I want to do one more at the end of yours,
Starting point is 00:26:55 but I should do some other things. Here we go. Oi, boys. You can say my name if you like. My first name is pronounced like Neil, but it's Leal. I've just finished the whole day listening to you in the car. I've gotten behind on my podcast listening and I didn't even realize how much I missed you both. I've just tried sending you some money on Patreon and I had some trouble.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Might be I'm too dumb, but if there's another way for me to send you money, please let me know. Head along to worstideaofalltime.com and support the troops, my friend Leal. Head along to worstideaofalltime.com and support the troops, my friend Leal. I also want to say thanks because your fearless and tireless dedication to abject stupidity has been an inspiration to me. It has been one of several items that finally motivated me to return to my love of stand-up comedy. I was a working comic many years ago and ran away from it. Long story. Anyway, I'm back to performing and have been working on several podcasts. I'll put the names at the end
Starting point is 00:27:48 so you don't have to read them as I'm not looking for free publicity. Just would like you to know what you've inspired. Also, if you remember from our conversation so many months ago, my friend Jack and I attempted to met a podcast where we listened to your podcast and reacted to it. But we didn't think it was funny enough
Starting point is 00:28:03 and gave up after about seven recordings. But I thought you might like to hear one of them anyway so here's the first episode complete with my impressions of both of you which are terrible hope you like it anyway loving kisses you're good boys live every moment and then in an addendum or just a ps a postscript he's written my podcasts are called and of course i'll give him a shout out leo so glad to hear that you've gotten back up on the boards my friend my podcasts are called i think about wine and am i shouting if you feel like giving a listen and also in that message he's attached a 24 minute episode which i assume is a deconstruction of one of our episodes can you forward that on to me guy and i'll see if i can have a little listen to that attempt at mocking us.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Not mocking us, but referencing us. It's in the Worst Idea Facebook inbox. Great. I'll dive right in there. That's awesome. But that's really sweet. I like that we're making a positive impact on the community out there. There was a really tidy friend zone.
Starting point is 00:29:02 I mean, not a lot of hysterical laughs shared between friends, but certainly a lot of good feelings and positive memories made. That's what I want. That's what I'm after. I tell you what, there's a few balls in the air over here in New Zealand that I'm trying to keep up in the air to mixed results at the moment, and it's just simply wonderful to take a little break from the shitstorm of things I have to get sorted to um to hear from our friends so in the same way that
Starting point is 00:29:30 people have got in touch to say thank you very much to us for doing a stupid thing i would like to say thank you for thanking us it means a great deal to me beautiful stuff uh it's been real, my friends, and you, Tim, my friend. And we'll see you guys very shortly. The next episode, by the way, that we've already recorded is an absolute doozy. It's going to be a lot of fun. Yes, it is featuring. Also, this will go up while I'm still in Melbourne.
Starting point is 00:30:00 So if anyone wants to see my show, I'm feeling so good about it. I really like it so please come along or if you live in wellington auckland or sydney you can do it if you just head along to guymontcomedy.com forward slash shows you'll find all the information you need uh that is correct and also if you're in auckland i was going to say the episode that's coming up is featuring australian comedian tom walker who who's a real joy to have on the show. We've already recorded it, so that's coming out incredibly soon.
Starting point is 00:30:30 What was the other thing I was going to say? It is thus. If you're in Auckland, as part of the comedy festival that is very soon, a matter of weeks away, we're doing a little mini podcast festival within that. So please go to the new zealand international comedy festival page look up all the podcasts come and see us at that that'd be rad i've got some shows i'm doing in auckland wellington and sydney at timbat.co.nz guys website again is guymontcomedy.com we'll catch you guys in the next forthcoming episode episode 40 as we sit down to
Starting point is 00:31:03 watch we are your friends with Australian comedian Tom Walker. You stay good out there, everybody. Bye-bye. Couple of kisses, or gifts, as I like to call them. Well, it's the friend zone With Tim and Guy Come to the friend zone And have a good time
Starting point is 00:31:19 Yes, it's the friend zone With Tim and Guy Because making friends is the best idea of all time Thanks for listening to this Little Empire podcast. We've got live shows happening in the New Zealand International Comedy Festival powered by Flick Electric Co. So go to comedyfestival.co.nz
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Starting point is 00:31:56 Get me in there Well what insight did you gain from the cool CGI shot Where the camera zoomed into his eye? I gained that the title of the film was Kong Skull Island And that's what he was thinking. They go to a movie and then walk out of the movie. On each step with Peloton,
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