The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone Sixty Five

Episode Date: February 3, 2018

Guy's in New Zealand and the microphones are turned up a bit too high (sorry about that) but we've got more enthusiastic messages from support from fans of the boiz. Timbly descends into a horse race announcer while Guybo chills out to some intense rocksteady jams. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well it's the friend zone, with Tim and Guy, come to the friend zone, and have a good time, yes it's the friend zone, with Tim and Guy, cause making friends is the best idea of all time. Guten Morgen! Und welcome! Hello! Guten Morgen Villagers! Uh, hey Tim, how are you? G'day Guy, pretty good. Pretty good.

Happy to hear it. We're in a room together. You're here in New Zealand, I'm here in New Zealand. What a thing it is. Yeah, crickets are chirping. Yeah. Can I put on music in the background or that... Can you?

Yeah, like I can, I want to. Yeah, do it. Absolutely. Very cool. Yeah, I can. I want to. Yeah, do it. Absolutely. Very cool. Yeah, I'm really into it. Guy, how you doing, bud? Yeah, good, man. What's happening?

I just got back to New Zealand. Yes. I was in Sydney, actually. Sydney, New South Wales. Yep. And prior to that, I have briefly... Gee willikers, I've briefly visited Christchurch to see my folks. I had a friend's stag in Wellington, the capital of New Zealand.

And I even visited Atlanta on my way back from New York City. Atlanta, Georgia. Atlanta, Georgia. Famously not part of New Zealand. Yeah, that's what it's best known for, of course. It's the first line on its Wikipedia entry. And all the people there, they make a real big deal about it. They'll make sure you know it's not New Zealand.

Not New Zealand. You turn up there, you're like, this is where they do all the animation and they make cool comedy shows. Donald Glover made his show here. They get great tax breaks there. But, of course predominantly Not part of New Zealand they say No one outside of Atlanta

Is thinking this is the case And they go yeah so it's working Genius Genius tourism plan Myself thanks for asking I've been thinking a lot about getting a pet recently And I'm just trying to whittle down what I want That's a joint decision surely

I don't think you and I need to jointly figure out What pet I want recently and i'm just trying to whittle down what i want that's a joint decision surely or is this i don't think you and i need to jointly figure out what pet i want i'm thinking on one end of the spectrum i'm flattered a venus fly trap i was not considering my stake in this pet you'll be owning this pet sans montgomery obviously yeah that's i'm i'm so sorry to say that that's true and then on the other side of the scale is an orangutan is what I've been thinking a lot about. Okay, so one of those is very realistic. The other one is a Venus flytrap.

Just joking around, guys. We're just having a bit of fun. A Venus flytrap, I've always thought would be a fun thing to own. If you hate flies, do you hate flies hate flies yeah sure i can't stand them there's a loaf that someone baked in your kitchen yeah it's the middle of summer in new zealand a lot of flies in the kitchen no flies touching this gluten-free banana loaf which uh brought me great amusement it's so it sucks hey so rude yeah there's only one thing worse than flies on your food and that is no flies on your food

that's true such an indictment on your cooking yeah or something who made the loaf Tim uh flatmate

flatmate did yeah do they like it oh I assume so couldn't tell you guy couldn't rightly tell you so back to this orangutan thing

it definitely I hear what you're saying and that's why it's on the other end of the spectrum it's an endangered animal i think would be very hard to get the paperwork in order to keep it at the house but on the flip side we live very close to the zoo where i am so if anything went wrong we could probably call upon the experts lickety split that's not a good reason to own a pet living near a zoo no the, the pet is already decided. Let's take as read that Timbo's getting a pet. So, orangutan

is on one side of the spectrum. Venus flytrap is very much on the other. Is there any middle ground? Absolutely. There's a plethora of animals in there. People... Cats, dogs, fish. A bird? Would you ever own a bird?

Do you know? Birds have got to fly, man. And I know a lot ever own a bird? Do you know? Birds have got to fly, man. And I know a lot of people make a similar argument for orangutans, but my one would be kept pretty happy. You literally have to clip their wings. You know that horrible saying? Yeah. That comes from somewhere.

And the place where it comes from is real life, when you actually have a bird and you've got to clip their wings. So that they can't do the one thing that birds like doing the best. Yeah, exactly. How sh... yeah. Bird breaking away on foot is just grim. Unless it's... I'm imagining it packing up all its stuff in a little satchel.

What are they called? A little spindle? Bindle. A bindle. You would say spindle. A spindly bindle. For a say spindle. A spindly bindle for a spindly bird. And just walking out. Spindles, bindles.

There's a good little, you know, business opportunity for you there. Is that for me when I start my new life? Yeah. On a deserted island. Spindles, bindles. I don't know why you're developing businesses when you're on a deserted island. Is that to come back with? Or in case anyone comes along, you don't want to you're developing businesses when you're on a deserted island. Is that to come back with? Or in case anyone comes along, you don't want to look unprepared?

I've not just been sat here doing nothing. No, no, no. I've started a lot of very good enterprises. Look at this business proposal. We've got spindle spindles over here. out venture to make those cloth based stick bags that you leave home with but place them on top of a cd holder that didn't work out too well and then this over here so glad you asked dishes and fishes so you may be familiar and fishes or dishes and fishes dishes and fishes you may be familiar with the concept of having a fish inside of a platform show or something like that.

I mean, only once I think is a joke on a TV show. But this is sort of taking the reverse twice with that in that we're talking about dishes and we're putting them inside the fish. That can't be good for the fish. You wouldn't have thought so and you'd be right. So you have been sat here doing nothing absolutely brainstorming is uh wow something would say is when you're by yourself it's hard to keep track of what's a good idea what's not there's no bad ideas in the brainstorm no that is untrue it is completely untrue isn't it oh yeah Hey let's make Jared Fogle our spokesperson Terrible idea

Subway Back to the drawing board with you Um look People have written us And it was a long time ago that some of these messages came through Some of them are recent Uh this Some of them aren't

Uh I'll go Are we going through a door together? Come on mate Have some fortitude Having a bit of fun making those noises Grab the reins Hello you beautiful boys G'day writer

I hope this message reaches you before the last friendzone Tough I fear I am too late There is no last friendzone Yeah friendship Make it last forever Friendship never ends Last friend zone. Tough, I fear. I am too late. There is no last friend zone. Yeah, friendship. Make it last forever. Friendship never ends. If you want to be my lover.

I saw that the Spice Girls are reported to be putting together some sort of reunion package. This isn't the letter anymore. Guys, bond it off. In which they would all drag down 10 million either dollars or pounds each. I mean, how could you not? Just fucking get together for a week. Who would hold that back? Posh, surely. No, I think I was reading it,

and she has agreed to the deal under the proviso that she does not need to sing. Hmm. Fair enough. So what are you getting $10 million for at that point? Just turning up somewhere? It was very vague and unclear. But, but, I will tell you this. Yeah?

It was, it's been widely reported on. They all met at one of the five Spice Girls members' house. And Victoria Beckham posted a photo on Instagram to say something along the lines of It's happening. Fucking good to be with the girls. Who do you reckon's got the short end of the stick out the arse end of that Spice Girls career?

I don't know, man. It depends what you're measuring against. I wonder what Emma Bunton's up. She's a radio host. Is she? Yeah. Oh, that's cool. That's fun. Yeah. Since then, oh, sorry, this podcast has been

a staple in my life since I discovered it halfway through season one. Since then, I can confidently say we have become friends. Although I will miss your beautiful Kiwi accents,

I'm happy you two are finally free. I wanted to leave you with one little story. Although your torment is just begging others has only begun maybe ending

since episode 1 death blight oh I say I say since episode 1 death blight has been one of my favourite things on the internet a true guiding compass

that makes surviving another year worth it knowing it may be the last place I hear you two together raises the stakes even more in anticipation of the first episode

I watched the movie and felt it perfectly reasonable to watch it twice the second year the mistake may have been Oh wee. How much did you drink, fella? I feel as if... We on the Dettol. We were drinking some floor cleaner, because that is an ill-considered decision. Nothing wrong with Dettol. There is if you're drinking it, though.

Oh, absolutely not. The mistake may have been this year when I drunkenly fired it up three times in a row I feel as if I have come to a point where there is no turning

back what I failed to realize is that by 2030 I will have seen the movie 140 times by 2040 350 times I feel Lane has tricked me as I also now feel trapped

in that hotel condemned to an eternity of Kevin James body shaming. Thank you both again for all the hours and hours of content. A true fan and a true friend, say my frickin' name, Zachary Mullen Bernstein. Great name.

Do you think he was Bernstein way back in the day and then got mixed up with himself? I only just know that this uh sort of cultural phenomenon exists so i'm really pushing the edges of my familiarity with it but i'm going to say yes but uh he just spelled it differently than we all remembered what i'm uh not quite getting with zach's message there is how when you i thought when he said that he fired it up three times drunkenly that was a one off but he's doing this math based on, so his first year he did it once. The second year he did it twice.

The third year he did it three times. So next year, because he's come this far, and in the spirit of being an idiot, he will do it four times. I mean, this, at some point, think about it. This is a letter from America. Before long. It's a huge American holiday. Yeah. Say this guy settles down, uh has a family of some description

yeah every thanksgiving the entire thing until it's the whole week surrounding it now i know some people will doubt the veracity of this statement but i anticipate us doing death blight for another 30 years so how if what is it two hour film i can't remember the duration on that bad boy i'd say between 1 30 and and 2 hours. 1.45. Let's call it 2 and shave off the other end because the math is easier. It's 60 hours, so call that 50-something. You know, 52 hours. What's that?

Two days and change. Two days and nights. Yeah. In a bit. And that's assuming you can stay awake for all of it. Wow, that's a good point. Take it from the top. Not always the easiest job. No. Far out. Well for the message man and thank you for the math and good luck to you

uh please please drop us a line next thanksgiving kevin writes hey tim i figured you can pass this on along to guy uh i can't i'll do that right now for you kevin i just wanted to express my gratitude for the countless hours of entertainment I've gotten at the expense of your guys' sanity. You truly are gentlemen and scholars. I had the pleasure of being there for the second to last show at the Bell House. I would like to say well

done. You boys and Maeve really stuck the landing and get extra points for style and degree of difficulty given the mushroom intake. I was going to ask what psychiatric meds slash narcotics you were on in order to get through the movie but you beat me to the punch i also really enjoyed the stand-up routines tim's joke about not smelling someone without first asking was both subtle and savage at the same time well done sir while going uh while nobody is subtle guy proved you can't go wrong With a sheep fucking joke

We're getting a review This is great I'm going to put this on my comedy fest poster I would have liked to come up Bought a poster And took T2 briefly But my buddy Who I was with

Is a real son of a bitch And insisted on leaving right after the show Something about a three month old daughter I wasn't paying much attention Real selfish bastard he is anyway putting that prick aside i'm not sure if you guys have any posters left over that you want to sell but i'd definitely be interested finally i'm planning to on traveling to auckland this may and would love some suggestions comedy festival on then it is a yeah that's exactly when the Comedy Fest was on. You're in fucking luck,

my friend, Kevin. You smashed it, mate. I'm guessing that you guys don't know whether you'll be doing shows this far out, and now that guy lives in New York, he probably won't be there that time. Normally, I wouldn't either, but the whole time zone change, hemisphere change of season thing confused the shit out of me, so I figured I would give myself as much

leeway as possible. Anyway, any ideas would be greatly appreciated. Thanks again, boys. It's been a fantastic ride, at least this side of the podcast. I just wanted to say thanks. I look forward to your next project, which I hope, for your sakes, is less masochistic. Kevin, first of all, your timeline looks hot

because that'll be during the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. What week are you in Auckland? I'm in Auckland the first week. I actually think I am at the end of April. Ah. What about that? The thing is that they put the festival on even after that, which has always struck me as crazy,

but they insist on doing it. Apparently people turn out. So you're right in the thick of it for that. And then beyond that, in Auckland, I'd go to Waiheke Island for a day maybe. That might be nice. It's May. Bring a sweater, certainly.

Some long trousers. And some shorts, because you just don't know with the weather here. Truly four seasons in one day. Someone should write a song about it. Dearest boys, congratulations on being done. I'm a bit late. And also I live in Colorado Bear capital of the USA Bear with a B-E-A-R

Correct That's good Because I don't want to go through all of this again I don't think any one of us do But I wish I'd been able to make it to your final live shows instead I have to content myself with paying you the $30 I would have paid for tickets thanks for all your hard work over the years i don't think it's likely you'll read this out loud but if you do feel free to say brooke moyers so brooke moyers thank you so much for your message thank you for your congratulations

thank you for your 30 dollars Thank you for your $30. And can I be the first to say I have the worst idea of all time? Go fuck yourself. For being in Colorado? Just felt like saying it. Honestly, Brooke, you seem like a really nice guy. But straight up, my guy, go fuck yourself. Gotcha, gotcha.

Like that energy? That is Guy speaking his truth in the moment, everybody. So let's just, you know, keep that in mind. Do you like Rocksteady? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I love it. I love smoking a fatty and listening to some Rocksteady.

So sue me. Taylor writes, Dearest Tim Tam, T to Lou rather and guy phone 7 my dear mother always said if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all and then the email stopped it continues but as it is so happens I have plenty of nice

things to say about you boys TWI OAT podcast was first brought to my attention over a beer with my dear friend Mikey, who mentioned you boys as something that may be up my alley. As you boys, oh, oh, oh, sorry, in an attempt to look very cultured and cool, I was quick to give the impression that I was already a big fan, and thus proceeded to delve into the podcast in an effort to research my white lie.

I've never been more chuffed with a lie I've told. Brackets, this is also a lie i once told my brother a flu uh i once told my mother a bird flew into the window of my childhood home when in actual fact i threw a dart at it at a bird holy heck hopefully at the window rather than the definitely the birds i'm hoping the bird doesn't exist and you threw a dart at the window. No, the bird flew in. He threw a dart at the bird. You know, young guy. I don't know if it's a guy. Young lass.

Young person. Whatever. Bird flies into the room. You throw a dart at the bird. You never actually think you're going to hit the bird. Writer continues, I'm 24 now and Bronwyn is still none the wiser for the lie has led to many months of giggling happiness the problem however is that i never listened to any of the episodes in order which should any of your listeners be really late to the podcast and

this is their first step now i have to say isn't a terrible way to listen. Things somehow piece together. It's a great metaphor for life, really. As a little homage to this method of madness, I've listed some thoughts I've had throughout my listen in no particular order whatsoever. Take them or leave them as you wish. Guy, you may notice that I'm stopping and starting a little bit. My recorder's running on batteries.

I'm just checking it doesn't stop at some point. I think you're doing a grand job. Here's some notes that writer has written. Starting in season two, in your beautifully composed intro song, right at the end where it finishes with the speedy season two, I genuinely thought this was 6th of June instead of season two, and was very confused for a long time while you keep dating every episode the same. It's the worst idea of all time

6th of June 6th of June it's like that's some messaging that's a little easter egg for you it's crazy you boys mentioned

the possibility of combining the adventures of coffee guy into a children's book and I'd just like to ensure this is not forgotten I can assure you

it was I'm so sorry i know that in the future when perhaps i have a child they will one day ask santa for this and i'd hate to be the one to tell him or her that in fact it was never written that is yeah fair it was only two days ago that i finally made it into a very old friend zone where mr montgomery called in i believe uh my dad your father is mr montgomery i will call you guy i think guys dad and my very own montgomery is my father's name i think guys dad and my very own dad steve-o would make great powers we should tee that up sometime after a lot of thinking i don't think you should save up to buy the

mansion from grown-ups too based on the number of of bedrooms alone, I have deemed it too big, as I feel we would never see each other. You would never see each other. And that would indeed be a tragedy, ignoring the fact that you boys currently live in separate countries. I was a little angry at you during the episode, whereby you both gave Mosquitoes sympathy. I'm not about that not one bit no this could quickly solve your problems of not having any enemies if you decide to go ahead and deem mosquitoes to be as much tim a moment to remember the knife taken too soon auckland airport february 22nd 2016 i've thrown you an amount of which once removing my decimal because

i'm not that rich spells out the postcode of myself here in sydney aust an amount of which Once removing my decimal because I'm not that rich Spells out the postcode of myself here in Sydney, Australia Of which next time you're here Do stop by for a beer Although Guy, it seems according to hosting You've indeed been here And I didn't get to see much of you I do apologise

It's okay, I don't think that was your responsibility Additionally I blame Carlo Ricci Should I ever be in New Zealand or the US of A, I'll drop you boys a line to see what you're up to. And if you perhaps like to go on an adventure to a local cafe or bar for a beverage, you're good boys. In tune, boys.

And most certainly very professional on-set boys. I often imagine Forrest Gump saying this line each time you read it from your fan mail. As to why, I cannot say. You truly are the podcast that that my listening selection sucks the absolute least should this make the podcast do feel free to say my name uh very best wishes and a four his forehead kisses for kisses who has a gift taylor best holy heck taylor best that was a great uh great letter and it's a real shame that it was not consumed before i was literally just in sydney for for a stint sydney they call it yeah they call it sydney sydney sydney cyril vegas sydney australia

okay here's a nice one. Merry Christmas, my dudes. Hope you get all the machetes and jascoosies you could need. That is it. Jascoosies. Haven't thought about them in a long time. What a disgusting episode of the podcast that was, where we conceptualized the idea of lukewarm semen being your bathing constituent jesus yeah i think it's pretty full-on isn't it fun to say the word mostly i don't think re-articulating exactly what we're

describing with that word which is quite light and silly i'm not going to be revisionist about our podcast no warts and all i've always said absolutely but yeah that is what yeah what about warts and hall which is a hall and oats tribute band that is terrible no well there would just be the oats left and warts joined the band and somehow got first tips on name i got a good one here tim their real names i think are derrick and john so i can quite understand going with the last names. No, it's Daryl, isn't it? Daryl. Daryl Hall and John Oates. And that was their full band name. Daryl and John.

They were never called... Hall and Oates. Yeah. Really? Yeah. People, they suck. Oh yeah, so this one here, do you want me to read it to you? Guy, I've been waiting all few seconds this one comes from nitsan swissa good hi nissan nitsan been following you on social media for a while now my company have a great campaign going i think your social profile

suits the product are you into sponsored content offers on your page? Something very light and fun. Thanks. Nitsan. I can tell you, Nitsan, we aren't. We've been approached in the past. And as desperate as we've been for the money, we've said, get your grubby mitts off worst idea of all time. In fact, it's been enough time, I can reveal that at one point, a sub-brand of the Coca-Cola Corporation came crawling over to us in New Zealand.

We've got a local variant of it here, and they said, we'll give you guys some money. And we said, no, thank you. Money? We only deal with the people we want to deal with. And for the here and now, the good people at Coca-Cola Amatel are not within the bounds.

No. So fucking come over with a bag of money, Coca-Cola Amatel, and I'll do whatever you tell me. Now. Here we go. Dearest Timbo and Guy Guy. One of those is me.

Yep. True. I hope this message finds you well. First of all, thank you for coming to Christchurch. It was amazing. Oh, that's so cool. I'm coming back. Please come and bring friends.

When are you there? Dark Room, 21st to 23rd of march great uh i'm gonna play drums i bought a drum kit okay are you good at the drums uh i am better than you would think because most people assume i've never played and i played as a child okay so i'm marginally better than not having played a good sell. It's a comedy show, by the way. I've just bought a drum kit for it. It's comedy drums. Yeah, exactly. I would like to address some of my thoughts

on the recent Friend Zone. 60, I think. I need to start listening to the first season again after you good brave boys finish season three. Is it available anywhere as now Howl is not doing it anymore? Or do I have to wait till when you guys can reload it up next August-ish? What the shit? Howl aren not doing it anymore? Or do I have to wait till when you guys can reload it up next August-ish?

What the shit? Howl aren't doing it anymore. You're used to these podcasters' ears. What's Howl called? Is it still called Howl? I think you go howl.com slash T-W-I-A-T. Look. Could be us.

I think it used to be us. Do you want to punch that in and I'll read something? Or are you midway through that message? There's a little bit more I want that good good message I want that good good second half of a message season one archives only no we're there

still on howl everybody great news and apparently we're on Spotify now as well but I haven't actually verified that myself that's a bit of fun yeah I twisted a few arms over there I'll tell you what. So anyway, you can find it on howl.fm.

If you just look up howl.fm, or howl.fm and T-W-I-O-A-T, it'll show up. Two. Oh, look at that. That's so spiffy. Comes right up on the Spotify. Worst idea of all time.

That's special. You like that, do you? Yeah, man, it's cool. Why aren't you married if you like it so much? Ooh, spicy. Two. I'm sure like that, do you? Yeah, man. It's cool. Why aren't you married if you like it so much? Ooh, spicy. Two, I'm sure Guy's idea of you two recording a podcast each randomly,

each week or month about thoughts or things you see, etc. But I do also agree with Timbo as you two having banter with each other makes for an amazing podcast content

for our airholes. For a kid's always a gift, all hail Brady the Rat King and someone named Ben Lever from Christchurch. P.S. I was too nervous to say hi at the show as you two are my heroes.

And you know what they say about meeting your heroes. Don't do it. Because sometimes they turn out to be baddies. Absolutely. And I'll tell you right now, one of us, no good. Oh, boy. I don't want to say which one, but woof. Thank you very much Ben

so kind of you and yeah check out Tim's stand up show in Christchurch are you coming to Christchurch at all? I will I don't have it booked at the moment where are you? what are you doing? what's he doing? I'm going to Brisbane is the first

port of call really from March 6 to 12. And then Adelaide from March... No, that's from March 6 to 11. Why haven't the city of Adelaide ever grabbed the rights to that song and gone, why don't you all come over Adelaide? Instead of Valerie. Yeah.

Valerie, Adelaide oh man I think I can figure it out why pretty quick it's not that good um yeah Brisbane Adelaide

I don't know if you look up Guy Montgomery doesn't check his phone for an hour or just Guy Montgomery and your Australian east coast city name

there's a high chance I'll be there in the next two months are you going to Welly yeah I'm going to Wellington in early May. I'm telling you, I haven't booked me in Christchurch. But what the people want to know is, are you doing any Christchurch gigs?

Look, man, I feel like I've answered this, and you're really poking and prodding me. Secret question, are you going to be travelling to Ototahi? Look, I feel like it's the same question, with all due respect to him it is edward writes oh by the way i'm going to be in sydney and melbourne and oh for fuck's sake wellington oracle christchurch edward writes you can go to timbat.co.nz and guy's website is guymont.com comedy comedy.comMontComedy. Comedy.com.

GuyMontComedy.com. Yeah. God, genuine outrage. You said Mont. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, listen, we all make mistakes. Not me. Literally Perfect is the name of his show.

It's Guy Montgomery touring the east coast of Australia only to set foot in Alice Springs and be killed by an Australian cockroach. If we are playing this game, I am actually doing a trial show here in Auckland, New Zealand with Alice Sneddon, called Alice Sneddon and Guy Montgomery do a perfect show on Monday, February 12th.

This one's long. This will be the last message I read for this particular friendzone. Very well. Edward writes, Dear you two lovely, lovely lovely men i do not apologize for this lengthy message i've only been a fan of the podcast for yeah definitely says not i didn't add that in i've only been a fan of the podcast for about half a year now one of my old co-workers who's known for his roaring laughter as a big podcast fan and turn me on to you boys

while working we would constantly interrupt the silence by laughing to him he would constantly interrupt by laughing to himself the rest of my co-workers and i always wondered what he could possibly be listening to that made him laugh all the time guess what it was you two lovely guys worst idea really caught on with the rest of us and i can confidently say you have at least two fans from wisconsin yes i love that i thought the whole premise of the podcast was absolutely absurd but exciting simultaneously for whatever reason i was tickled by the thought of a couple silly kiwis watching the same film 52 times over the course of a year when i heard that the first movie was grown-ups 2 it really sealed the deal

boy was i in for a treat here's a little background that may or may not provide some clarity to my excitement for Grown Ups 2. For whatever reason, my dad has always been a fan of Adam Sandler. Now don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of many of Sandler's classics, but my dad watches every godforsaken film the man puts out. Naturally, we watched the first Grown Ups around the time it was released and my dad loved it. Because of this, my dad, my younger siblings and i constantly quoted the movie when we needed a laugh ever since then grown-ups has always had a special place in my heart pardon me for getting a little sentimental back to business i've had an on and off again relationship with your podcast mostly due to my

work and school but i managed to get through season one no one tells you that you're going to be broke and jobless once you graduate from college so recently i moved back to my hometown to pursue a master's degree in teaching i'm going to be a spanish teacher to pay for school nerd alert to pay for school i work in their office as a graduate assistant from september to october i plowed right through season two and three i drive my girlfriend to work and from work every day, so she was forced to listen to your struggles, but is now actually quite fond of you boys.

Anyway, wanted to let you know that I finally achieved my dream of catching up to you boys. As unfortunate as it is, I couldn't have done it without the eight watch penalty that Tim so graciously added to your original 52. So thank you. Sorry for your suffering. Quick disclaimer,

I meant to send this to you about five or six weeks ago, but time just got away from me. Better late than never, I suppose. Don't worry. It's almost over. Per your advice, I haven't watched any of the movies. Mostly because I'm waiting for the opportune moment to play the drinking games alongside them.

But alas, I've got the time. Well, I suppose my rambling has gone on enough. Thank you, Timbette and Guy Montgomery, for the countless hours of love and laughter. And a thank you in advance for any content you plan to provide to your loving and sadistic fans. Sorry I couldn't be tossing any dosh your way to hashtag pay the boys soon. Lots of kisses and love for your boys in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Say it loud and proud if this gets out in the friend zone. Otherwise, you don't dare say it. Randy Ribucosich. P.S. My girlfriend and I have been dying to catch either one of your shows. We even planned a small vacation to catch one of the last worst idea of all time live shows. But sadly, you were too far too busy. Oh my god Thank you Randy And thank you Tim For that rousing rendition I don't really know where I was going with that thought. Adios. Amigos. Oh, my God. Thank you, Randy. And thank you, Tim, for that rousing rendition. Oh, he did sign off, Randy.

Sorry. It's from a confusing email address. That was, I mean, if I was to write a letter to someone and that was the reading that it got given, I would be over the moon. That was phenomenal great you did not expect the post script to be quite that long though did you Tim

no you did good we'll just I'll end on this one it's a short one it's a question I'm going to leave you to field it initially

and then I might contribute my thoughts yeah yeah yeah go for it mate I'm Mike Gyson and Batamir Klitschko do you think the wedding party scene in Sex and City 2 is mostly

the main character in front of a green screen which scene sorry the wedding did you say yeah wedding party scene like the reception wedding party where he says it looks like the Snow Queen exploded in here. It's an interesting thought.

I like that possibility. There's some objects they get interacted with, which would break that for me. But you know what? I'm going to go with it. Yes, absolutely. Green screen, without doubt. And Andy Serkis played every guest in the background Wow God that's so expensive isn't it and

that is not Andy circus playing the roles of the characters no what they're trying to say I had some way for that to work did not stick the landing what are you gonna do well guys guys done no i'm still here man i could go for hours we're all done well we're gonna record another friend zone right after this are we actually i don't know no we're gonna socialize man let's smoke a fatty all right we'll catch you soon everyone uh just so you know what's happening

a reiteration because some people got a bit confused so the the very old the oldest stuff that was on patreon we're shifting on to the main the main line and we're putting new stuff up on patreon um i've got a very terrible video from the uh uh la show the last ever episode which was live very terrible video but i'll you know put up what we got so those who are contributing five dollars or more you'll be able to see that video shortly i was uh so roasted at that episode we all were bud i was especially roasted i think yeah you were no doubt about it good fun though i've actually got fuck that'd be fun I've got the camera which I was using

so liberally I bought it I haven't taken it to the pharmacy yet oh the disposable yeah so we'll get those photos up on the Patreon as well

fan great contribution guy that's capital stuff no worries alright everybody hey stay sleazy out there but not really

just be kind to everyone and also look after yourself but also get more sleep and water. Say hi to your mum for me, I'm Rove McManus, I'll see you tomorrow night!