The Worst Idea Of All Time - GT31: Let's Taste Mosh
Episode Date: April 29, 2025Guy and Tim are back together after a month’s long abstinence and a lot has happened. Like two glorious ships circling each other in the dead of night, Guy and Patrick Schwarzenegger have circled ea...ch other inside the great nation of Australia. Meanwhile, there’s exciting And Just Like That announcements and whiskey-fuelled AGM weigh-ins to… weigh in on. But mainly, this is an episode lovingly dedicated to our sponsor - Mosh. The Mother-and-Son protein bar funding Alzheimer’s research available in an array of delicious flavours WHICH HAVE BEEN SMUGGLED INTO AOTEAROA NEW ZEALAND for your boiz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Yeah.
I do like that? I love the music.
It's crazy to me that you have to physically hold down the button to make that, which is
actually how music has historically worked.
Someone has to be pushing something.
If you can't see us, what's happened is I've configured this
specific button in an interesting way which means as soon as I take my hand
off the button the music is just gonna stop cold. Eyeliner will be gone. So I don't
want to fade out this time. I want you to choose a moment to just kill it.
Okay, very good. It's great to be back with you Tim, and with you.
It's been a hot minute, not for the listeners experience, but for ours.
That's right.
Nigh on four weeks, with a barely askewic of conversation between Tim and Guy.
But all of that is about to change...
now.
I really thought you were going to.
I didn't realize you were going to give us this much of the song. I probably was going to stop it earlier, but I live to subvert Guy Montgomery's
expectations.
Mission success. Because I really thought when I said, we start talking now, it
would have amplified the intensity of our conversation because it would have been
like, it would have, I suppose, emphas emphasized the pressure on us to have a good chat because there
wouldn't have been any musical support we don't normally get to the verse I
forgot how good it was. A verse? I've never heard an instrumental song being
referred to as having a verse. I suppose you do why can't the instruments sing? Well, I would call this the chorus.
Where's the bridge? There. Nice.
Big shout out to Eyeliner. Thanks Luke for letting us use your track.
You're so talented. I do love it every time I hear it.
Ah. And he's fade.
That was a sort of a half fade and a workout.
Are you still going to the gym?
No, no, I was going with, um, shout out Sophie Henderson.
Well, I always forget which one is her old name and her married name, even though
she's been married for so long now.
I'm Henderson is the old name and her married name, even though she's been married for so long now.
Henderson's the old name.
And you're allowed to use the old name.
Henderson is what we would call the maiden name before she was sullied by her husband.
Sophie and I had a standing Tuesday morning go to the gym because we figured out we had
the same personal trainer and then that personal trainer left and then we both
Stopped going to the gym and then you said we hold each other accountable
And how many times did you manage to hold each other? We did it a good few times
I'd say somewhere between half a dozen and one dozen
I'm actually about to watch a play that she is a character in oh, yeah, it's called Agatha Christie's
Murder on the Orient Express. Yes.
And I'm excited to see it.
I was talking to her about just preparing for that a while ago.
I...
She's pumped.
Obviously it's a famous story.
Agatha Christie, a famous author.
I've only read one of Agatha Christie's books and she's like one of the most famous mystery
or sort of whodunit style novelists in history.
And so I'm actually, I'm really...
And the materials for this look quite camp.
And I'm really quite excited.
Awesome.
Yeah.
She's also a fantastic actor.
Um, and I'll be yelling out about the gym.
Uh, and yeah, please do.
Please bring it up during the play.
We haven't seen each other in a hot month.
Yeah.
Amazing.
So much has happened.
Not a lot has happened for me. Have you got a new shirt? This? This old thing?
Yeah. You look nice. You haven't seen this? No. I've been wearing this shirt out of this.
Zoe bought me this at a... We went to like a flea market together and she said,
that'll look good on you. And I put it on. And it did. Guilty as charged. Yeah.
She knows you. And I her. how is my beloved Zoe? No,
Chelsea. Oh, Chelsea's good. Thanks. I agree. I've checked in
on her a couple times while you've been away. We haven't
teed anything. Yeah. But I will. She was saying I'll take it
out of your time. It'd be nice if you gave her heads up before
you came over. That's what she was saying. Okay, okay. And just try to stick to daytime hours.
Okay.
But otherwise so grateful for you to just pop over like that.
So I would pop in, but maybe like what, before I leave the house, I'll go home.
I'm coming over.
Not even that.
Just, um, you know, when I'm at the letter box, I go, I'm outside.
No, not even that.
Um, just like, what knock at the door?
Just when the sun's shining, you know, no balaclava. Just Tim. Just the friendly Tim we know. You say no balaclava
like I've done this with one. Well, look, all I can go on is what she said. Okay. Are
you calling my partner a liar? I'm calling you a massive piece of shit. Yeah, that's
different. As long as you're not calling my partner a liar.
I never would.
Uh, yeah, I've been in Melbourne.
I've heard of it.
It's a city.
Yeah.
In Australia.
You've been ripping it up, man.
Yeah.
I was going good.
Doing huge rooms.
I was going good over here.
Doing your show.
Yeah.
How's it, how's it been?
I was, it turns out I'm still funny.
That's awesome.
For another year.
Fantastic.
I'm still funny. Hey's awesome. For another year. Fantastic. I'm still funny.
Stop press, everyone.
We've got a new headline to run for the front page.
Guy Montgomery's still funny.
Yeah, that's nice.
So that was good.
It was amazing.
I was living with Chris Parker.
Yep.
I made one sort of, I watched a male gaze episode
get recorded live.
Yeah.
I was on the couch.
The context for that.
I watched the record and that was nice.
You desperately wanted to be part of it.
Well.
That's what I heard.
No.
Yeah, you were clawing, chomping at the bit to get on a microphone.
Not at all.
And then another.
Then honorary gay.
No, no.
And then another one, I made an exit.
I was actually just watching your bit about being sat at a table of lesbians at a wedding like yesterday.
So this has all come full circle.
And then the other one I made an accidental cameo because they were recording in the lounge of where Chris and I were staying.
And they were doing morning records and I had a late night and I wanted to use the restroom.
And the previous episode, I could hear them talking in the lounge,
but the previous episode that said on Mike that said, Oh, we're not recording this one.
So I thought, no worries.
So I'm just walking through the lounge in my undies to get to the, um,
to the bathroom. And they said, and a cameo for a Patreon subscribers.
It's a treat for the sub stackers. That's right.
For the male guys. Yeah. The chorus line, they stackers. That's right. For the male guys. Yeah. The chorus line they call it.
That's right.
And so, you know, that was nice.
Nice to be seen in your undies in crispy iPhone 4K.
Yeah.
I will say I was running a lot in Melbourne.
So I was actually, I felt pretty good about it.
I'm not afraid to put that out.
Yeah.
Nice one.
Yeah.
So she got the rig.
It'll never look this good again.
That's right.
It was cool, man. It was a cool trip. It'll never look this good again. That's right.
It was cool, man.
It was a cool trip.
Saw a lot of Carlo Ricci.
Carlo Ricci of how did Titanic sink?
Not how.
Did Titanic sink?
And also hosting.
That would actually be a funny name for the third season.
How Titanic sunk.
Did Titanic sink seasons one and two and then season three? How Titanic sunk?
We solved it and here are our findings. So it was, it was great.
I can't, I'm trying to think of any highlight. Oh,
couple of big developments as pertaining to you and us.
Here we go.
Number one, early on-
We're getting a divorce.
No, early on in my time in Melbourne,
I went on a television program called The Project,
which is like a nightly sort of current events or current affairs slash magazine style show
with some of the craziest pivots you'll ever see on TV.
This is what I do not really like about The project. They have to weave so sharply between like a horrific thing that is going on.
They'll be talking about Gaza and then, and here's a comedian who's here for the Melbourne Comedy Festival.
And are you cutting your custard squares wrong?
Dude, that stuff drives me fucking nuts when TV has to butt all of these things up against each other.
I don't like it.
No, so it's pretty crazy.
Uh, but I was on, on a, on a, it was gentle across the board that night.
And you know, because the media stopped reporting on what's happening in the world.
I mean, just make that the show.
Uh, and do hard news elsewhere and talk about your custard squares on the project.
So I was on the show and it's ostensibly to promote the fact I'm going to be doing comedy
in Australia. But they look for an angle. And I was on at the same time as the White
Lotus season three was building towards Crescendo. And in the pre-phona they do where they say,
hey, what do you want to talk about? We can talk about this and that.
They said, we understand you've got a tattoo of Patrick
Schwarzenegger.
And I said, yeah, I do have a tattoo of Patty Schwartz.
And then the woman on the phone started
calling him Patty Schwartz.
And I had to say, no, no, no.
I think Patty's really just for friends.
Like, everyone else should still call him Patrick.
And I go on the show that night.
I like that you were gatekeeping there,
even with him not being there.
You were looking after our boy.
So it comes out that a week after I'm on the project,
Patrick Schwarzenegger is gonna be on the project
in Australia.
And so I bring the tattoo out and I say,
as part of the interview, they're going,
oh, we understand you got a tattoo. And I give them some context.
I say, yeah, look, we did this podcast a long time ago. We became consumed by one of the
sort of featured extras, this frat boy. We got tattoos of him, Patrick Schwartz, Patty Schwartz.
And then someone on the panel actually started calling him Patty Schwartz.
Did you stop them?
And I just stopped them too on TV.
And then they said at the end of the interview, they said, Hey, look,
um, we're actually having Patrick on the show next week.
Is there anything you'd like to say to him?
And I barreled the camera and I said, look, um, Patty, we're in Australia at
the same time.
It has to be now.
Yeah.
If you want to get a beer, let's make it happen.
It's what the people want to see.
Cause there's been back and forth. If you're just changing it for, let's make it happen. It's what the people want to see. Because there's been back and forth.
If you're just cheating for the first time to this podcast, welcome.
There's been ships in the night back and forth communications.
And the last time, so the last time I and I remember saying to you,
the ball is in his court and you said, no, you've erased the court,
which was when I sent him a DM on Twitter and he deleted my Twitter account.
Yeah, because our relationship has or your relationship with him
has taken a slight turn where for
the initiation was getting a tattoo of him.
Pretty hot way to kick off a potential friendship with someone.
I know.
Get them tattooed on your body and then that was followed up with many attempts for a friendly meetup and to have an alcoholic beverage somewhere.
Intermittent content and intimate contact, sorry for a, well, also you can call it content for a beer.
And then radio silence.
For like probably about seven years.
Followed up by a pretty aggressive business pitch.
Followed by again radio silence when that conversation had just started.
Imagine my surprise and I assume his, when all of a sudden through the the medium of an Australian television show he's making a promotional appearance on, I'm reaching out to him saying, let's get a beer.
And so he comments on the video that the project uploaded to Instagram saying, screw it, absolutely, beer's on me. And I'm like, oh my God. So I get in touch.
I DM him and I say, actually, I'll see if I can get it up.
So I DMed him.
Now what platform have you DMed him on?
Because you famously deactivated your Instagram.
I've successfully migrated my communication with Patrick to Instagram DMs.
OK, great.
So he says, let's get a beer on me.
And I say, I comment more like in you.
Beer's on me and I say more like in you, great.
Anyway, I DM him after I see the comment.
And I say, my man, I said,
I said Patty had to leave X for political reasons.
Oh, no, this is actually, that was last year.
This is something I wrote after I'd left X.
This is the, this is, I will read verbatim, my correspondence.
So this is 11th of November, 2024.
Right.
Patty had to leave X for political reasons, thought we could reopen our
negotiations, re-mosh here, talk to me, baby.
That's the last thing I write to Patrick Schwarzenegger.
The next thing he sees is me on TV showing my ass for the tattoo of him saying,
people want us to have a beer together.
And he has the good grace and humility to comment.
Like while he's one of the hottest properties in the world, to comment on it, saying,
beer's on me.
And then that's when I say beers in you. Then he messages me saying 26th of March,
I have off time next week, bear on me in Sydney. He said this he initiated. Yeah. And I write back,
my man would love it. I'm in Melbourne for work, but would legitimately fly up. Monday's my hottest
window because it's my only day off. Yes. He writes back four days later. So already I'm like, well, this is a risky flight. Sure. Up to you. Haha. I'm here for work here for two to three days.
The next day, he says, doing the project tonight, talking about you.
Haha.
And that's on the Monday.
And then I say, haha, I haven't seen it yet.
So basically, the beer didn't work out.
OK?
Because I was just, I could have been in the car,
but I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just I say, haha, I haven't seen it yet. So basically the beer didn't work out.
Because I could not, on my one day off, which actually turned out to work that day anyway,
for other crazy reasons.
But I had to fly, I couldn't speculatively book a flight up to Sydney.
What is that flight between Melbourne and Sydney, like three hours?
No, it's shorter than that. but it's like it's expensive and then to be like we'll meet at this bar and then show up and
Obviously, he's way busier. He's got a lot more going and then to be like have the low
What I would have thought of is one of the loneliest beers of my life
Yeah, so it didn't come to pass but the good news is the channels are open
So that we're back where we were where it's like, we are in, I can access them.
New Zealand is a place American celebrities go to when they need to unwind for a bit.
And I have a good feeling about this.
Well, so his appearance on the project, which actually seems crazy, but I still haven't
watched.
I haven't seen this either.
He does talk about me.
They say, look, we had this guy on the project last week.
Because what is actually crazy and kind of interesting in this context is in between
when we got the tattoos and now, I have weirdly become successful in Australia.
So it is not just of interest, like on the TV, on the project, I'm not just some like
guest that they got on once as a favor and then throw away.
It's like good for the project to buy into the narrative of this.
Will they want they have a beer?
So they play the clip of me asking Patty Schwartz for a beer to Patty Schwartz
when he's on TV and he says, if you, if you get a tattoo on the other cheek,
we'll get a beer.
Good Lord Patty.
We're going into business with this man.
I know.
He drives an incredibly hard wagon.
Nothing came of that.
And so, and that's, that's where we got to.
Anyway, so that's, that's, that's.
If anything, he should be getting a tattoo of us at this point.
I couldn't agree more.
We should be getting a second one of him.
We have been part of the long lead PR campaign for Patrick Schwartzenegger
since, you know, before he even knew he was going to be on the white lotus.
To quote JD Vance, thank you.
Yeah. Would it kill you?
Would it kill you? You got white lotus season three bro.
Yeah, would it kill you to dress up with a tattoo of the boys?
Anyway, so time passes.
I'm doing my show in Melbourne and this is,
it's not Patrick direct, but this is Patrick affiliated.
And my venue tech, a guy called Mick comes up, he's a great guy, Mick, before the show.
And he says, Hey, look, I've got something for you.
One of the people coming to the show tonight gave me something to give to you.
Or they gave Fronthouse something to give to you.
And what do they give me?
me something to give to you or they go front of house something to give to you.
And what do they give me?
But traveled from America, a box of brain and body fuel, mosh bars,
moshlife.com at mosh life.
So I have with me that I've traveled to New Zealand for the purposes of this conversation. Our first official sponsor product.
I just want to clarify, he didn't come to your show, right?
Someone else traveled to this place.
This is a stranger.
This is someone who's done the legwork.
You don't even know who that is?
It was addressed to someone whose name I have on the back of this box. Like it was a, it's a, it's a comedy fan.
It's nothing.
It's great.
But I was just wondering if we should give them a thank you for traveling
all mosh from the States.
I, yeah, Melissa, do you know what the tariffs would be on that now?
It cost a million dollars to get mosh out of the country these days.
Well, I didn't declare them coming into New Zealand.
Good for you. And
I assume they didn't going into Australia even though they do try to stress you out
about that. But these have been at home. I was planning on doing an unboxing but
Chelsea got real pumped up yesterday on seeing the mosh bars on the kitchen bench
because I couldn't forget to bring them to the record and so she's she's holding
to the mosh bars. She said the branding's good. The product's good.
Good on here. Holy moly. Well, this is huge.
Not one or two.
There's a box filled with these beautiful little brain aiding bars.
And we might get to do my favourite thing, which is eat on the microphone.
That's right. That's absolutely right.
So everybody's winning here.
Yeah.
This is huge.
Well, Patrick, let me say this.
You should be able to get a beer with a guy
without us getting any more tattoos of you.
To me, seems reasonable and fair.
I agree.
I got verification from a friend of ours who's on the project, Sam Taunton.
I understand.
Look, my, my read on it is Patty was just, um, you're in performance mode.
You're, you know, you're on live TV and you want it.
You want to say something cool and funny.
Yeah.
But let's nip that in the bud.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
But, um, but what I will say, Sam did say afterwards that he got to talk to him
and he was like, he's a nice normal guy.
Yeah.
And I told him that you were the same.
He did.
That's great.
Oh, that's good.
He's putting in the work to make this happen.
I quite like that.
It didn't connect this time for selfish reasons that I wasn't there.
Nor could I be.
Um, but also like even absent there, this just adds to the
mythos,
Odyssey of this relationship.
This, um, now decade plus long relationship we've had with
Patrick Schwarzenegger.
Yeah, it's amazing.
And I will say quickly now, a word from our other sponsor,
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Is it, they are technically a sponsor in that?
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Who's to say?
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I've got lemon white chocolate crunch.
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Should we brag about 3 grams of sugar?
Out of 42 grams of bar?
Oh, that's not too bad, actually.
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Yeah.
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So they've got a word that I'm pretty sure they've made up
because they've registered it called cognazine.
Yeah.
And that is vitamins B12 and D3.
This has got lion's mane in it.
Actually a big fan of that.
Wow.
That's the type of mushroom. Yeah.
Good for your brain.
To be confused with pear.
You got that right.
He's been having his lion's mane.
Omega 3s, ashwagandha, and flaxseed.
And now the taste test.
I got all the same stuff.
We've been chasing this for, it feels it feels like almost a year now, guy.
This has had a lot of build up.
Isn't it amazing?
Isn't it like, what a crazy, um, and these are all side, side quests from the comedy festival.
It looks freaky, which I'm actually into.
You know, like it's not-
Mine looks kind of yum.
Your one does look yum. It's not like a, you know how all mainstream sort of bars now hyper
processed super uniform.
Everything looks like it's all been spurted out of a little machine.
It all looks exactly the same.
This is not that which I either way, if you're interested in the product,
head along to mosh life.com and use the code word, um, good times and just see what happens.
Report back if there's a fail to put that in.
It will probably say code not recognized, but if it says anything else,
let us know.
This is yum.
Can I say, I don't eat protein bars.
I don't eat protein.. I don't eat protein.
I haven't had protein. You're a soy boy.
That's why.
Protein in 23 years.
And you know what, guy?
It shows.
So I don't have a lot of reference points, but if you're telling me this is good for
me and it's going to give me energy and it's going to help cure Alzheimer's, I'm telling
you, I'm very happy to eat it.
This is yummier. I'm a big fan of lemon and it does really taste like lemon.
Not a big fan of white chocolate, but the lemon has overpowered it,
which I'm happy about. They've had a fight and lemon has won. Now I am the winner.
It's crazy that we are eating mosh bars. You know,
this is like in those teen movies when they're trying to get booze.
We are the teenagers and the mosh bars are the booze, but we're the mid thirties
men and we've been trying to get our hands on some mosh bars.
So in some ways it's the same and in other ways it's not.
Yeah.
But I would say this texture, four out of five, taste, 4.505.
Dang.
And the quantity is good.
I'm gonna give that another four and a half out of five.
It's just the right amount.
Yeah.
This is the amount I wanna eat.
I don't want more than this,
but I also would feel a little short changed
if it was smaller.
So do you know what, Patty and Maria, if I may call you that?
Well done.
Good job.
Yeah.
This is yum.
Yum, enjoying it.
In our next episode, we'll be going through the financials
to dig through exactly how much is going to Alzheimer's research.
Because it feels like that is the marketing claim.
Are we really going to do that? Absolutely not.
But, Petty doesn't need to know that.
We've got to keep him on his toes.
You know?
Well, I mean.
I'm not going to fawn.
I'm going to fawn just because he's the star of White Lotus season three,
which I haven't seen and you have.
I saw it.
You want to give us a little gig report on that?
Dude, I felt such an insane level of sort of condescending pride.
So here is a guy.
You delivered him into this?
Here's a guy I do not know, who does not know me, whose career I have tracked two jobs,
two jobs, spending 10 years.
And I thought his character was one of the more interesting
characters of the season, if not the most, probably a little short changed in the finale.
And his performance was amazing,
like perfectly cast for the role.
He really brought it. I was genuinely like fucking good on you, bro.
That's so cool. Yeah.
So congratulations, Patrick Schwarzenegger. Yeah.
We're going to raise a glass to you and to your fantastic company, Mosh. We wish you
all the best for a lot of reasons. The main reason for me, we are anchored to you.
That's right.
Um, so while that was all happening, uh, I would do standup comedy at nighttime.
And while that was all happening, what the hell have you been doing?
Oh, just sitting in here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Working.
Hmm.
Rolling.
Roting.
Rolling.
How, how am I? Had an AGM since you were gone. A. Working. Rollin. Rollin. How, how am I?
Had an AGM since you were gone. A whiskey night.
Oh yeah. Round in Welly. Yeah. That was good. In Rau Mati.
A few laughs. Oh yeah. We've added, we've added a component.
Yeah. We're doing weigh-ins now.
Oh, what physically you're weighing yourselves in there.
About a dozen guys looking down the barrel of 40, now tracking their weight.
Together.
Six months later.
Oh, gee whiz.
That is mental.
I love it.
You must be, you must be no movement.
Well, this is the first mark on the...
When's the last time you weighed yourself?
I don't think I've changed my weight in like 15 years.
It's crazy.
Like at all.
That's mental, isn't it?
Yeah.
This body is the same-ish as it was.
It weighs the same at least.
But I am at the very bottom of the scale and the very top of the scale.
We don't need to talk about who
that is yeah almost two of me wow it's a good it's a good scale and if you stood
next to that person would it be observable I don't think so yeah you'd
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Um, do you feel when you have these sort of, you can quite call it a pilgrimage, but these,
I mean, you've got, you know, it's one of the tragedies of adult friendship is you've
really got to...
I've actually been to Wellington so many times since you've been gone.
I've gone down like three times in the last month.
A lot of adult friendship is, it has to be, you'd almost say appointment based, or they
need to, it's fixed dates, isn't it?
It's like you anchor part of your year around this, which makes it an, an alienable right
within your relationship as a partner and a father to be like, this is part of what dad does.
Cause he goes and weighs himself with the boys every six months.
And so do you feel that when you go to these events, hangs, AGMs,
that there is a pressure on them to deliver that sometimes gets in the way
of the quality of the hang?
Or is it never like that?
And it's the structure.
Because there is a genuine three hour long meeting that kicks off proceedings.
Yeah.
And then everyone is so desperate to just fucking drink a ton of beers by the end
of business that never enters into the equation.
It's kind of very similar to, you know, the first seasons of this podcast.
You have to trudge your way through
the worst movie, you know, potentially out.
And then you get to talk to your friend afterwards.
So it's a real treat.
That's beautiful.
And can I ask, I'm actually, I'm just going to bookmark
something, something else I want to discuss with you.
I'll keep that tab open.
Keep that tab open. What structure does the meeting take?
Is there a chair?
Yep.
And there's an agenda?
Oh yeah.
And there's minutes?
The agenda is set.
I take the minutes.
You take the minutes?
I take the minutes.
Are they funny?
You know what?
They're a little bit funny.
Yeah.
Funny minutes is like one of the coolest things in a meeting.
But there's a lot to record on the fly. Yeah. These fingers, they're moving. Yeah. 20 minutes is like one of the coolest things in a meeting. But there's a lot to record on the fly.
Yeah.
These fingers, they're moving.
Yeah, yeah.
Does that inhibit your ability to contribute?
Possibly, but that's fine.
That's quite fine.
Yeah.
So an increasingly complicated technical setup.
We're one of our members, I think,
was coming to us from Prague this time.
And you run the technical setup?
Myself and Tom. And Tom had made this time around, I think with Nick. Keep this a secret,
Tom's a big Apple guy. And so he called upon his inner Steve Jobs. And when we all thought the
meeting was wrapped, he said, oh, and one more thing. And then we had a big screen set up.
Yeah.
And he had made a movie using AI where he had put our faces on a bunch of sports athletes.
You can just say athletes.
Yeah, true.
So I was here as a sportsman or athletes and I said both.
Doing amazing physical feats.
And I said both.
Doing amazing physical feats.
From memory interspersed with stats through this season of how our beating had gone.
And it was like incredible.
That is amazing.
It was amazing.
A dozen boys coming up on there, playing everything from, you know, tennis to
ruggers to boxing.
Our faces on there.
And I was like, this is what AI is about.
This is good.
Creating a fantasy world.
Yeah.
That's so beautiful.
Man, I'm really happy.
It's creating memes, inside group memes.
That is basically the application of AI.
It should be.
It's all memes.
It's memes all the way down now, folks.
And here's an announcement that was ruthless.
Were you confused by that noise?
I mean, he's very comfortable and he's having a little, a little sleep.
Which I didn't understand.
Cause if you would forget that the dog was in here, it sounds like a possum.
Well, or, you know, I thought maybe my body, but I didn't feel the sounds.
We were keeping an eye on these mosh bars. Yeah. They did some crazy stuff. possum. Well, or, you know, I thought maybe my body, but I didn't feel the sounds.
We were keeping on these mosh bars. Yeah. They're doing some crazy stuff to Guy Montgomery.
They'll run right through you.
Any other announcements you want to make before we wrap things up here?
Guy Montgomery?
I will say this isn't my announcement to make, you could say,
but it is an announcement and it does pertain to us.
So one moment as I dig it up.
Um, and just noticed what it says on your head.
So undercover cop and I very much like funny head.
Hey, I love the head too.
So here it is.
The year is 2025. The date is May 30. The event, the premiere,
season three, episode one of And Just Like That. Now, Tim, when I tell you that this news has unironically made my year.
Yeah.
I kid you not.
This is big.
Yeah.
This will be covered.
Lowercase b, just for everyone.
Yeah.
Not Mr.
This will be covered.
We're glad to miss him, actually.
Exclusively.
We are the official partner podcast of And Just Like That.
Yeah, yeah we fucking are. We're sponsored by Mosh and we're the official companion podcast to season three of And Just Like That.
That's right. So I'm just putting it on the table with you in this forum.
I'm putting it on the table for anyone listening that as you've been able to, you know, as you've come to rely on us over the years,
we will be covering that as live, which means, you know, reaction episodes,
as close to the release of the episodes as possible. And it's something for which I'm very excited.
I'm hugely excited too.
I want to say something out loud, but I won't.
I've got an intention for this, which I'll put to you off air, because if it
doesn't come to pass, I don't want to get everyone juiced up and then it not
happen, which is possible.
Is it that we move to New York for the duration of the season?
We're moving to New York City.
We're going to do method film reviewing, Fran, just like that.
We're going to, we're going to move into.... We're moving. We're going to do method film reviewing, Fran, just like that. We're going to move into the apartment of Carrie Bradshaw's
Brownstone.
We're going to marry someone 15 years our junior,
ensure they die, and then appear at their apartment.
We're going to murder an alleged sex criminal on an exercise
bike.
We're really crossing the streams.
I don't know where the good
Reverend Chris Noah started and where Mr Big ended. And what a note to end on, huge announcement
from Guy. So good to have my friend back in the country. It's great to be back. It won't be for
long. He'll fuck off again because it's what he loves to do.