The Worst Idea Of All Time - REPLAY: Killionaire TV 12: Jo vs Bradney

Episode Date: May 16, 2026

Guy is choosing an exciting animal scale and this episode's Killionaires are picking exciting new ways to enrich and then off some of the wealthy humans on the planet. Bradney's combined the time-hono...ured elements of raffle tickets, space travel and David Hasselhoff. For her part, Jo has finally recognised Guy and Tim as the pioneers they are and wants to use that to draw Bezos into an intergalactic trap. Who will win? We know, but you don't so listen to join us in our knowledge camp.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news. I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals. Please buy some tickets now at timbat.com.com. He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster. Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often. But as the world turns to custard, we got a new thing going on. We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire, and then swiftly remove the world's first ever trillionaire,
Starting point is 00:00:34 dispersing their funds to humanity at large. We're taking your ideas, pitching them against each other until we find Juan Huina. Welcome to Killianer. Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of Killianer TV. Stop be yelling. They're right here. The only television show that has the bravery to fundraise for a billionaire and kill them upon arrival at Trilion. millionaire status. I'm Guy Montgomery. I'm Tim Bat. And we are joined by our two
Starting point is 00:01:11 ideas, Smiths. Did you say this was a comedy project? I didn't. Because I think we have to say that. It is suggested it's a comedy. It is a comedy project. Serving suggestion, this should be taken with a dollop of humour and laughs because that is how we avoid sentencing. We are joined in today's exciting episode by Bradney all the way from America. Hello, Bradney. Hello, guys. You are our first caller to join us from the Great Outdoors, and can I say what a breath of fresh air that is. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:01:46 It's about 70 degrees here, or as you would calculate it, warm. Thank you. I think that's a much better system than a number. Warm, everyone understands warm, not everyone understands 70, Bradney. But I'm not here to pick fights with you. Thank you for joining us. We're very grateful to have your company. and Bradney will be pitching against Joe.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Hello, Joe. Hi, guys. How are you? We're good, thank you. We're also not entirely convinced that Joe isn't an AI, beautifully rendered with that kind of VHS grade on top. Yeah, Joe, I believe you're joining us from the United Kingdom, and you're in the Great Indoors.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Could you give us a temperature reading? Is it cold, warm, or hot? It's cold. All right, it's good to know. It's nice to have a real sort of temperature. a feel for how our pictures are going. You love the temperature, don't you? I just like to know about it.
Starting point is 00:02:39 We're in an air-conditioned room. It's the perfect temperature inside, but it's too warm out. Now, to kick things off, I'm going to choose a number between 1 and 26. Always a number with you. Pick something else. Okay. I'm going to choose an animal between mouse and elephant. Yeah, perfect.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Whoever guesses, with respect to size, the closest to my animal, will... get to choose the running order for the pictures today i've written down my animal bradneer you can choose first pick an animal between mouse and elephant mouse and elephant inclusive by the way uh ferret ferret ferret okay and joe what would you like to choose llama llama well my selection was domestic house cat which i would argue is much closer in size to a ferret so bradne congratulations you you have won the first part of the show. You get to choose the running order. Would you like to pitch first or second?
Starting point is 00:03:41 Well, I think I'm just going to go ahead and dispense with my nerves, so I'll just get mine out of the way. Fantastic. Love where your head's at. Joe, we will now mute your microphone. It doesn't need to be okay with Joe. That's the beauty of choosing the right animal. It's the beauty of winning.
Starting point is 00:03:56 You dictate the terms. Can I say this? I know she can hear us. It's true. Fuck Joe. Hey, this is Bradney's time now. I can't mute someone and then say, Hold on, Joe. I'm going to unmute you so you can respond.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Joe, you've got right of response. Talk your shit. That's right. I was just going to say you're a piece of shit. I got caught right. Really walked into that one. Okay. Bradley, the floor is yours. Your pitch may begin whenever you're ready. Well, it's nice to see you, gentlemen. Today I'm coming to you on the front lawn of Forest Lawn Cemetery in Glendale, California, of Los Angeles. And as you can see, it is beautiful out, beautiful front lawns. Holy hell. This is the final resting home of several celebrities and also various wealthy
Starting point is 00:04:48 individuals, so I thought it would be a good inspiration for this conversation today. But while it is, in fact, undeniably beautiful here, rest assured, gentlemen, that the world is in crisis. We are living in trying times. Right now, democracy is under threat, globally, the Earth itself is falling apart. There's a new space race that seems to be only relegated for the ultra-elite and wealthy of the world. And also, we constantly seem to be in need of a tasty bite that we can carry along on our busy day-to-day lives. Well, I have a solution for all those things. It's an old-fashioned community-style raffle, but for the entire globe. It's a raffle on which every person on the planet can submit as many times as they like,
Starting point is 00:05:38 buy as many raffle tickets as they like, and it brings together several of the world's wealthiest individuals who will act as patrons or sponsors for an individual to be selected to go into outer space. It's nothing exciting. It's just something that everyone always wants to do. And the individuals being brought together are Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, the wildcard of Warren Buffett, who won't actually be participating in this,
Starting point is 00:06:07 he's going to send his avatar, David Hasselhoff, selected by Warren Buffett. So that brings it all together for the Bez Musk-Zuck Buffhoff extravaganza. A globally televised special, where there will be entertainers of various stripes from around the globe. It would be a worldwide television event. and during which the winner will be chosen.
Starting point is 00:06:33 So each participant pays $100 for a chance in the raffle. It's unlimited, the number of tickets you can buy for this raffle. Each purchase of a ticket does come along with one free Big Bite hot dog from the extravaganza sponsor 7-11. So the selection will be made on this live televised event, bringing together all the billionaires. you get to choose who your raffle ticket money goes to. So all the millions and millions and millions,
Starting point is 00:07:04 if not possibly a billion tickets sold worldwide, that money will then be selected and funneled to particular billionaires. Now, I haven't quite done the math on this, but my guess is that the stock evaluation alone from whoever, whichever billionaire gets the most tickets purchased in their name, will probably push them close to the trillionaire point. if not well over. And then during this, I think what I've arrived at so far,
Starting point is 00:07:34 and this is where things get a little dodgy and sketchy, because while I'm simultaneously proposing a globally televised event to bring the world together for that great chance to escape the bounds of the gravity of the blue marble that we all hold so dear, but yes, still want to get the hell away from. I'm also outlining some sort of plot to kill the person in a somewhat
Starting point is 00:08:04 serptitious manner. So I'm thinking that it might just be, we might have to and this, I think you guys are going to have to edit this out or something for legal reasons because now I'm proposing how we're going to do this. And I'm thinking about contacting and fomenting some outrage and some sort of like extreme
Starting point is 00:08:20 environmental activist terrorist group that will plot to kill the winning participant. Now, I think also as part of the global televised event sponsored by 7-11, there's going to have to be something in there where the
Starting point is 00:08:36 winning billionaire is going to look dead eye into the camera and take a drink from a super big gulp. I think having that laced with some sort of poison where the person then dies on live TV, and if it's possible, spend some time and money, do some research, and see if
Starting point is 00:08:54 we can get a poison that intentionally causes the poison to, I don't know, jerk wildly, like some sort of comic dancing fashion and maybe make smirks and horrible facial contortions that somewhat approximate like a tongue and cheek, you know, like goofy sarcastic look, all while dying. And yeah, gentlemen, that's my pitch. Wow. Okay. Bradney, first of all, thank you.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Second of all, you got a dark heart, brother. You want to find a poison that specifically causes this trillionaire to convulse on live television as they're dying and manipulate their face in a way where they have a smirk, did you say? That would be your preference? Yeah, like a smirk or like some sort of like, you know, like really campy, sarcastic, you know, like over-the-top acting, you know. Like a guffaw or something like that. A guffour. Could you represent that face for us now using your own?
Starting point is 00:09:59 Something like that, roughly. Thank you. Like, you know, I mean, think of, it's somewhere between like Kurt Vonnegut and like early Jim Carrey movies, you know? I think I get the broad strokes with which you're painting. Now, first of all, I've got to say this, Bradney. First outdoor correspondent or a person to pitch. And to do that from an elite cemetery, it's a real touch of class.
Starting point is 00:10:25 adds a certain Genesee qua, the likes of which We've not, I mean, people have been putting a lot of time and energy into these But to physically relocate yourself to the resting place If whoever gets to a trillion dollars, That's sensation. That's hot shit, Bradney. I like that you've given it a catchy name, The Bez Musk-Zuck Buffhoff extravaganza.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I think that alone is going to generate a lot of interest, which in turn is going to sell a lot of tickets. Can I try one punch up though? Have you written it down? Oh, please do. Where is it? Yeah. Okay, let me pitch you on this.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Let me repitch you, Bradney. What if we called it the Bayes-Mask-Zuck-Buff-Hoff off? Now, that just put the polish on that huge piece of excrement. Okay, excellent, excellent. You can polish a turd. Nice job. I like, so basically the main means of fundraising here is through the sales of these raffle tickets.
Starting point is 00:11:24 That is correct? well hold on because there was a tertiary aspect or a secondary aspect to this which was so you believe we're going to make public you buy a raffle ticket you get to attribute it to whatever contestant you want that information is put into the public eye and I believe you said that we would expect
Starting point is 00:11:46 that public confidence to filter through into the stock performance of these people so if Elon's in front Tesla's stock will rise up Obviously, Elon is the chief holder of Tesla stock, so his net wealth shoots through that trillion glass seal. We would need a stock watcher to keep an eagle eye on the evaluation of these different companies, because, you know, as soon as we... Yeah, if only there was a real-time tool that analyzed the stock market tickers of every company. If only something like that existed.
Starting point is 00:12:20 We can dream. Sorry, Bradney, over to you. I think there's a lot of rollout to this and a lot of advertising, drumming up support, and since it's going to be such a huge worldwide event, I think being able to keep track of what patron is receiving the most votes per raffle ticket would be rolled out in advance. And so we're kind of all have an eye on it and exciting, like, who's going to win this race? Is it going to be Bezos?
Starting point is 00:12:47 Is it going to be Zuckerberg? And so I think we'll have an idea in advance. and it could happen well in advance of the actual raffle drawing date. I see. And also, I've got a question. The raffle, it costs $100 to enter the raffle. What do you win as a ticket holder? Like what's in it to buy a ticket?
Starting point is 00:13:04 So here's the thing. You get the chance to go to space. I feel like you failed to mention that, Braden. Are you just adding this ad hoc? No, no. No, no. That's the original concede. You're buying raffles, raffle tickets for the opportunity to go to space.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Now, you get to pick who the money goes to and reference to who your patron saint to send you into space is. If you believe in Bezos's vision to go to space, if you believe in Zuckerberg's vision, go to space. That's how you attribute who the money goes to. But you yourself are buying the ticket for an opportunity to go to space. Now the stock bit makes more sense. And also, also you were compensated. You're compensated by a coupon for one free big bite hot dog from 7-11. Sorry, I did forget about that.
Starting point is 00:13:44 You did mention that. The 7-11 time seemed important. I thought everyone who bought a $100 raffle ticket got the free hot dog. That's just for the winner? No, no, no. No, you get, yeah, every ticket comes with the hot dog. So if you spend $1,000, you get 10 free big bites from 7-Eleven,
Starting point is 00:14:01 which is, you know, very tasty, tasty, portable meal, you know? I've got to say, at $1,000 for 10 of them, it's not great value for money. But what I like is we've got 7-Eleven as the prime sponsor. And so the winner, the patron saint of the winner, winner will then as a promotional tie-in, that's when you have them slurping on the big gulp, that's when you see them on camera, that's when they do that iconic faces they go downhill. I'm wondering whether or not, because like you said, we do leave a paper trail if we reach
Starting point is 00:14:29 out to one of these environmentalists, activist groups or, you know, by the way, can I offer up Extinction Rebellion? I feel like their heart's in the right place, but those guys are messy bitches and maybe, they could be co-opted so easily. If we do that, we leave a paper trail. What if we make the promotion of the event broadly and, antagonistic enough that they are motivated to act of their own free will. Too risky?
Starting point is 00:14:53 I think that's, isn't that what Brady says? I think it leaves a lot of, well, I think it leaves a lot of variables. I think, you know, having some sort of inside person to go and foment directed hate with a directed method of death at a specific time, I think that secures the greatest, like, outcome for Killianair TV. Well, we need to be specific, prescriptive.
Starting point is 00:15:20 I have no further questions for you. I think we've taken enough of your time. Joe has been waiting very patiently, so we will now put Bradney on moot, mute, man, having a really hard time getting my words out today. And Joe, thank you for waiting. How are you feeling?
Starting point is 00:15:35 That's okay? Yeah, good, thank you. Okay, well, the floor is now yours. We're very excited to hear your big idea. Okay, so for my scheme to get someone to be a trillionaire. The Frosty fellas are going to space. So I'm looking at Jeff Bezos here
Starting point is 00:15:53 and his Blue Origin Space Tourism Company. And we're going to push that over the trillion dollar marks. So I see you guys as trendsetters, really. I mean, it's quite a few years ago now. You start a little podcast called The Worst Idea of All Time. And now, 2022, everyone's got a podcast. coincidence. I don't think so. So you guys start a trend.
Starting point is 00:16:22 You get the patrons behind you and get your first ticket and you record a podcast in space and then everyone's doing it. You're such trendsetters. So this is a big boost to the space tourism economy. There's hundreds, thousands of these a year now and that's going to push Bezos over the edge. into being the world's first trillioner. And then the assassination plot kind of goes hand in hand because then he's so delighted at being the world's first trillioner
Starting point is 00:16:56 that he decides to throw a party in space. And the Frosty fellas are the guests of honour because you kind of started the whole trend off, you got him there. So he's grateful. So you have a really nice party in space. It's very exciting. You're all in a room slash... capsule together or whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:17:17 And then you guys decide to present, as the world's first trillioner, you decide to present him with a trillionaire's award. And this is beautiful award. It's quite a sort of spiky, sharp kind of glass steel design to the award. Right. It looks lovely, but it's, you know, it's quite pointy. And also dipped in an undetectable poison. So as you are presenting the award to Bezos, you sort of just nick his hand a little bit as you're handing it over.
Starting point is 00:17:52 And then you sort of pile on the Kiwi apologies like, oh, so sorry, like he didn't mean to. And he's like, you know, no worries. You all get on with the party. Everyone said to have a good time. You carry on. Through the course of the evening, he seems to be sort of stumbling about a bit slurring. everyone's just like, he's excited, he's the world's first trillionaire. He's just having a good time, no worries.
Starting point is 00:18:18 And then, yeah, also, you're in space. I mean, whose jurisdiction is that under nobody's? So no worries there. And yeah, by the time you get back down to Earth, Bezos is defeated, money's transferred to you, and you can ride off into the sunset and grab a coffee with coffee guy, think of your next dovolical plan. Wow.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Thank you so much, Joe. Thank you. And can I say, first of all, it is so nice to finally get credit for... Being the trendsetters that we are? Well, you know, it's difficult for us to be the people to say it. But obviously, before we started podcasting, it wasn't where it is today. So thank you, Joe. Thank you for identifying that, Joe.
Starting point is 00:19:02 You're welcome. Well, that's just how I see it. The key to winning any contest is to identify who the judges are and massage their eagles. guys. I have found. Joe, also, if I'm not very much mistaken, you run the Guy Montgomery out of context Twitter account, right? Yeah, nearly.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Yeah, no context Guy Montgomery on Twitter. Yeah, that's that. Well, you know. How's the account going? How many people following that? Oh, a few. It goes up a few every time guys share something, so thanks for that guy. Well, I'm really patting myself on the back when I do it.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Thanks to you, Joe. Well, I mean, look, it's a very simple idea. Space podcasting. It hinges almost entirely on the popularity of podcast in space. And look, to be honest, I don't see an issue with that. I think if we start podcasting in space. Yeah, pod pod podcasting. In space.
Starting point is 00:20:02 In space? Imagine we got Tim Curry on the first episode. That'd be so good. Yeah. So I think that works. I really like, I mean, I'm interested in the killing of Jeff Bezos because as you say, if we're in space, it feels like it's outside of traditional jurisdiction. We're in international waters, baby.
Starting point is 00:20:23 And I love, what happens in space, stays in space. I love any plan that involves international waters, frankly. Because I feel like this is a legal landscape. No one really understands. And we're all kind of making up our own version of what international waters means. It also sort of elevates the space maze. because it's like we... The space mace?
Starting point is 00:20:42 Oh, the space mace for the winner of the space race. Oh, yeah, right. Is that not what we're awarding Jeff Bezos? It sounds like this big poison steel and glass thing. Like, it sounds like we could just kill him. Yeah. With the mace, but instead we're just very gently poisoning him with the mace. It's a beautiful Trilina as a ward.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because to bludgeon him would be too naked, too obvious. Yeah. He's probably got security. Can I ask, is there a poison you have in mind that? we've dipped this mason or is that still to be created well i think that was um once you've got the revenue for the first couple of space flights before before the sponsorship money takes over on that front you can then divert your attentions and the patreon fund money to r and d on this poison we
Starting point is 00:21:30 splinter some of the patreon money into researching poisons it does feel like we are slightly putin-esque yeah and a pretty big paper trail of just exactly what we're up to. I like, you know, I like that you're playing to our egos and in turn you're funneling our egos into playing into Jeff Bezos's ego. You understand how the world works. This is how you take down men. Yeah, you tell them. You tell them they were also. You're doing great. And then you stab them with a trophy that's laced with poison. Everyone knows that. How many people do you imagine going to be at the space party? Um, I think like not so many that it doesn't feel exclusive, but still enough to be a good atmosphere. Um, I'm not sure,
Starting point is 00:22:10 68 people And what sort of caliber of guests are we talking? Like, you know, are we going to be mixing and mingling with the universe's best and brightest? Yeah, well, I don't know, whoever Jeff Bezos' friends are, some famous people,
Starting point is 00:22:25 some guys that you don't have never seen before, but they're really rich. A couple of mixes of those in there. There's a question for both of you. Do you think that McKenzie would turn up, his ex-wife? Are they like on good terms? No.
Starting point is 00:22:38 I don't think he's inviting her to his trillion a party. I think he's probably going to be on the pull. Yeah, that's true. Like, I don't know that there's a huge amount of animosity between them. This is all total speculation, obviously. But I feel like, you know, they've done a lot together. So there's probably some beneath, you know, the hurt that they've caused one another currently.
Starting point is 00:23:01 There's still a begrudging respect, perhaps. I feel like guys should be doing the counselling sessions. I would love to, I would, I mean, no one's pitched this. Yeah. by the relationship therapist. Well, I would love to get in between Jeff and McKenzie and say, guys, let's figure this out for the kids. Yeah. And the kids are earthlings or us humans.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Okay, Joe, I don't have any questions. I understand your plan. I get it. So I think at this point, unless guys got anything pressing. No further questions. The only thing that's left to do is mute everyone's microphones, including our own to the ears of Joan Bradney, while Tim and I rigorously discuss. the merits of both ideas and a judge a winner. So thank you very much for your pictures.
Starting point is 00:23:45 We'll be with you shortly. Okay, we're on mute. First things first. To go to a cemetery for Killianere is brilliant. I know. I don't know if that should count towards the eventual winner. It does show, you know, a level of commitment. We've got two plans.
Starting point is 00:24:11 A like and kind in favor, I know where we would. lay are seen. Space. Poison. Star Cross lovers. Yeah. There's similarities to these, you know? Well, one of the...
Starting point is 00:24:22 But space is the only similarity because to me... And poison. Yeah, poison. Because in the 7-11 Super Biggolf, there is poison. And on the trophy... We don't even know how poisoned it. It feels like there's similar poisons because in the 7-11 Biggol he does the face. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:37 And in the Space Mace poison, he sort of like starts stumbling around. He gets a bit woozy. Yeah. Feels like he's getting woozy both times. I'm imagining Jeff also wins in the raffle. Look, they're different in that one of them hinges on us going to space and making a podcast, huge outlay of time and commitment for us, but also could be pretty cool. That's be groundbreaking.
Starting point is 00:24:58 The other one hinges on enough people having enough hundred dollars to inflate both in reality and artificially the capital of one of these guys' companies to that trillion dollar mark. Do you think that people, at large at the moment have great enough confidence they won't be say exploded upon launch for these billionaires space programs like do you think people trust the rockets enough well i'll put it to you right now if you could go to space on a blue origin flight for a hundred dollars would you do it if someone paid me a hundred dollars i wouldn't do it you wouldn't do it i wouldn't trust those rockets yet well whose technology are we using to go to space to podcast
Starting point is 00:25:39 Nassas You trust NASA? No, it sounds like it's Blue Origin Because it's a Bezos That we're doing on that one So in one instance You need to be paid $100 to go to space And the other one
Starting point is 00:25:52 You're voluntarily going to Space to podcast It's psychological, isn't it? Because I feel like if we're being put in Space 2 podcast More people are like Doing the safety checks And the engineers are giving a shit Whereas if it's a raffle To me it feels more janky
Starting point is 00:26:05 Maybe I'm just putting my head Into like a kind of circus fairground Yeah, I think you are in a circus ground because if it's a raffle, do you know how many times they have to test that? Because if all eyes are on this raffle, everyone is watching the one person, you know, the Charlie Bucket experience, they've got the golden ticket, they're going to space. Yeah. I think that there's, I mean, look, I'm less interested in space confidence and I'm more interested in consumer confidence. Do you think that enough people are going to spend enough hundred dollars to make this raffle worthwhile? They do get a free hot dog.
Starting point is 00:26:37 They do get the hot dog, yeah. You forget about that. I mean, that partnership with 7-Eleven is just class, isn't it? Yeah. What is your gut telling you?
Starting point is 00:26:46 I like the 7-Eleven brand tying a lot. It's like a sleepy giant that I think in years gone by someone could have foreseen into the future a dystopian reality where 7-Eleven was a megacorp that whoever owned it was a billion or trillion year, but like it didn't happen.
Starting point is 00:27:04 We forked in a different direction where we followed our tech virgin nerd lords into this NFT filled fucking garbage space of a reality well so keep talking though like what are you favouring well on that basis
Starting point is 00:27:19 and also Braden he's got he's got a certain energy to him that I like yeah I like both of these contestants energies actually Joe's very charming she's very cheeky she told you you're a big piece of shit after you took a bite out
Starting point is 00:27:36 at her you like that it's a good stuff. I'll tell you, I think... I'm very torn. I'm very torn. I'm on the fence. I think I'm just sland towards Joe because I just feel like any time the basis of the plan is relying on people to put funnel their own money in, like, you know, there's both leaps of faith and logic and both of these ideas, but there's something about asking people to pay $100 for a raffle. I know that they're getting a free to hot dog, but even then, like, when you buy a raffle you don't think you're going to win
Starting point is 00:28:08 and a big part of the risk reward is like you know but I'm willing to part with $10 for the chance I might 100's to $100 isn't it? But it needs to be $100 because that's how you know you need to sell a lot of tickets to raise the money. You've convinced me do you want to tell them I will I can if you want it's up to you
Starting point is 00:28:28 I'll do it I can do it I can do it I can do it Hey folks hey welcome back Thanks for the beautiful shot of the water feature while we were waiting, Bradney. Were you wearing sunglasses before? No. Wow. No.
Starting point is 00:28:45 I was trying to be professional before. No, I don't give a shit. Yeah, but now you're ice cold, baby. Well, you guys, we loved both of these pictures a lot. We like that they are both revolving around space, a subject of great fascination for our billionaires, hopefully come trillionaires. Bradney, the raffle, the 7-Eleven tie-in,
Starting point is 00:29:04 the poison and the big gulp. And to be honest, most of all, those three hot dogs really, you know, they took us on a journey and we can really see a lot of potential in the idea. Joe, obviously, the pat on the back, the idea of us, you know, podcasting in space being enough to drive others to do the same. We're translating the value of Blue Origin.
Starting point is 00:29:22 We are trendsetters. We like that. And the space mace for the space race, I know that's not what you called it, but it's what your idea, you know, somewhere in the ether called it. It's great. And look, it was.
Starting point is 00:29:35 really tough for us to choose, but basically it came down to what do we think has a more realistic chance of happening. And Bradney, this will shock you, but we think us podcasting in space is going to get a lot of other people on the wave. There's a lot of podcasts in the world since we started. We just had a bit of an issue with the $100 price point for a raffle. We don't know how many consumers actually have that kind of walking around money to put in. And so that is why in this episode, Joe, you have had the winning pitch. Congratulations. Yay, thank you. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:30:07 So Joe, would you like to say anything now that you've won? Oh, just thank you very much for the opportunity to pitch, and I take no legal responsibility for this idea. You'll be taking quite a lot. Bradney, anything to say, you know, we commiserate with you. Obviously, we adjudged you the loser today, but we also, our heart goes out to you, put a lot out there. It was a great idea, and you really traveled to a cemetery for this.
Starting point is 00:30:31 How are you feeling? uh well you know it's funny i just changed the price point like about 15 minutes before i pitched solely so i could hopefully work out the math and that was probably taking the math seriously probably my downfall bradney what was the original ticket price of the raffle five dollars five dollars do you know what i'd have fucking done it i would have say no i think five's too low i would have split the diff i think you can get in there for like 40 or like i just think five is too like it's It's difficult to find the right price point. But, you know, I like that you're thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:31:07 And I really like the idea. Thank you so much for the time that you've both put into this. We really appreciate it. Bradney, will we see you. I'll tweet it, you guys, when the show is on. Yeah. We'll be seeing you when we see you in Joe. Because it's going ahead.
Starting point is 00:31:19 It's still going ahead. Oh, yeah. Well, I can't wait to buy a ticket. I don't care if they're $100. I'll invest, man. I want one of those hot dogs. Congratulations to you both. We look forward to seeing you online.
Starting point is 00:31:29 And Joe, your idea will be proceeding to the winner's circle. otherwise too many things I'd just like to congratulate Joe and I'd like to say to Bradney you know don't let the man
Starting point is 00:31:43 get you down don't don't get over-encumbered by math I think that's the moral of today's episode I think it feels like Tim's calling me the man there and it was intended to put down but to be described as the man
Starting point is 00:31:55 is actually kind of cool all right school when we used to call someone the man it meant that they were the best by everyone This is the best, signing off. Bye.

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