The Worst Idea Of All Time - REPLAY: Killionaire TV 13: Broox v Mehdi v Samantha

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

Broox - a milk guzzler with a billionaire Hydra idea that involves super glue, de facto relationship law (or lack thereof) in the state of California and... Love? Mehdi - a man who will let the pronunciation of his name slide bringing an interdimensional ploy involving the infamous Skinwalker Ranch. And Samantha - a tech-cursed competitor who wants Bezos and Musk to get in some subs and hunt for treasure (and die). This is final competitor episode of Killionaire TV so enjoy these brilliant plans and may God protect our billionaires, long enough to see them become trillionaires and NOT A SECOND LONGER.Thanks to editor AJ of Cult Popture and graphic designer Tomas Cottle.Support the boys on their modern-day adventures at twioat.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news. I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals. Please buy some tickets now at timbat.com.com. He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster. Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often. But as the world turns to custard, we got a new thing going on. We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire, and then swiftly remove the world's first ever trillionaire,

dispersing their funds to humanity at large. We're taking your ideas, pitching them against each other until we find Juan Huina. Welcome to Killianer. You can start it if you want, or I can start it. It's totally up to you. I'm just feeling really vulnerable at the moment, Tim. Welcome to Killianier, everybody. I'm starting the episode because guys feeling a little bit vulnerable.

I'm feeling really vulnerable at the moment, everyone. Do you want to talk about it before we kind of get to the episode? I'd rather not go into it. We're just going to leave that sitting there. I'm going to pull myself a glass of water. Okay. Okay. Well, I don't know if this is the exact energy that we want while we plot to create

and then murder a trillionaire for comedy purposes. This discussion is occurring for comedy purposes, you see. However, it is my great honour to welcome to this session of pictures. Brooks, who is a Twitter, famous milk-guzzling, occasionally COVID-catching, I believe recently, adventurer who has just shown us that he has a glass of the cold white stuff to hand for the session. Brooks, it's so nice to see you. How are you? Pleasure to be here. I'm excited to pitch. You feeling okay now? Yeah, I'm mostly over it, just a minor cough hanging around.

cool man I'm glad to hear that nothing a glass of milk a day shouldn't sort out am I right exactly yeah okay we'll get to that later but I would love to bring in our second picture today and that's someone we haven't met before Medi yes

now how do I do on the name it's perfect okay cool I feel like you you are being generous you're placating us yeah I feel like we could say anything and you go yeah you You got it, and then afterwards, you'll badmouth us rightly. There's a South Pacific buffer that I'm allowing. That's needed, I think.

I've always loved the way that we flattened vowels. And then on this call, I realized just how much sort of hazardous sort of airtime that creates. Do you know what I've been telling people recently, especially international people? Well, I think international people already know this, but the classic Kiwi accent, the real tip-off, is that we pronounce T's as D's in pretty much every word. And if you ever listen to our Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, say the word water? Water.

Every time. Water. I'd love a glass of water. Water. She's real heavy on the day. She's like, water. Well, I tell you, if you're listening along right now, you can go back, check the tape,

because I did say at the start of the episode, I'm going to get myself a glass of water. I'm going to pull myself a glass. And I'd like to think I really fucking hung something on that tea. You're quite good at enunciate. You know, the... Wow, thank you. And stuff.

Anyway, listen, here's how this works. We've got two gentlemen here, brimming with ideas. Or idea. To select who will pitch first, I have written down on the notebook in front of me a star sign. And this is... Can you please Google with a star sign?

Yeah. Whoever picks the closest star sign to the one that I have picked. It's insane. This is like... Yeah. Well, we were doing numbers for so long. like whoever picks the closest number and I'm bored of it. Okay, so we're experimenting with the form.

So Medi, can you please pick a star sign first? I'm like 50-50 on what exactly a star sign is. So I'm going to say Capricorn. Perfect. Okay. And Brooks. Is Aquarius a star sign? It certainly is.

Not only is it one, it is the one I wrote down. So Brooks, you have one. Thank God we don't have to go through the calendar to figure out who's closer. Absolutely. But I mean, for what it's worth, you chose Capricorn, if I'm not mistaken. Is that right? Yes. Yeah.

So Capricorn is right next to Aquarius. So you were both right in that ballpark of the calendar. So, Brooks, tell me, would you like to pitch first or second today? I will pitch first. Fantastic. Check out the big balls on Brooks. Yeah, come out swinging. Those big old milky balls.

Jesus. Maddie, I'm going to put you on mute for the duration of this pitch, and then we'll be right with you. I feel like I've swung from vulnerable to overzealous, and I'd like to apologize to our listeners, and most importantly, to Brooks. I'll not mention your milky, milky testes again. Appreciate it.

All right, dive in? The floor is yours. Excellent. And it's covered in milk. Jesus, man. You go ahead. You know when to get out of the pool, you know? Yeah, yeah.

The milky pool. Good evening, fellas. All of the proposals I've heard on previous installments of Killionaire follow the same misguided pattern of creating a trillionaire. They all try to take a billionaire and generate enough additional wealth to switch that B to a T. It simply doesn't work. I propose we flip that paradigm on its head and come at this problem from a radical new angle. I put to you that the wealth we need to amass in order to reach a trillion dollars is already out there. We don't need to make it. We just need to consolidate it.

In order to move forward with this endeavor, it is helpful to first look to the past for inspiration. Who in history has a more success consolidating both money and power than the royal families of Europe? We're talking about kings and queens here, fellas. Sure, they would occasionally wage wars and coups on each other, but that is neither here nor there. Their main way of consolidating power was through marriage.

They would take their enemies and make. them family, economically tying the two parties together and moving forward. The wealthiest billionaires have between $100,200 billion a piece, meaning the combined wealth of roughly seven of the top ten richest people in the world sums up to a 13-digit figure, crossing that magical trillion dollar line. Now I am not suggesting that we parent-trap or Cupid's era of seven billionaires in order to make them all fall in love. That leaves way too much to chance.

We need a safer bet to get them all into both the metaphorical and literal marital bed together. Therefore, I suggest we Gorilla Glue, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, both Google Guys and Zuckerberg all together. That stuff is permanent. After seven years of living bound together, they will legally enter into a polyamorous, common law marriage. At which point, that which used to belong to seven individuals is now theirs. All that cash now belongs to a single entity, a seven-person pod. Boom, trillionaire created. At this point, I'm sure you're thinking, what an incredible idea. It's wonderfully simple,

elegant even. Well, I encourage you to hold on to your proverbial butts because it's about to get better, even more elegant. because not only will this polyamorous common-law marriage pod create the world's first trillionaire, it will also lead to said trillionaire's untimely demise. For the most part, all we have to do is sit back, relax, and watch the inevitable bloodbath. At this point, it's just a waiting game.

While they may not have seen each other as romantic partners before being covered in industrial strength adhesive and stuck together, they will, at this point, have been inseparable companions for going on a decade. What are they gonna do? Not fuck each other? And you just know at least some of them are gonna catch feelings.

It would be nearly impossible not to. Historically, the majority of these guys have not had a great track record in regards to marriage. Lots of divorces in their collective past. Now, I don't wanna slander anyone here, but you mean to tell me that they weren't stepping out? Consider the egos involved.

I find that hard to believe. In any case, their lack of Fidelity is going to lead to the downfall of this pod, and more importantly, lead to an unprecedented redistribution of wealth. Due to their aforementioned relationship shortcomings, jealousy, lust, and mistrust will all find the gluscape we have created fertile ground to lay seed. In short order, their lover's quarrels will put them at each other's throats, but because they are still attached, There will be no going for a walk, no sleeping on the couch tonight, no spending the weekend at their sisters. They can't file for another divorce.

What would be the point? Even if the judge were to grant it, in another seven years, they're back to being common law married. There's literally no escape. No, instead their negative feelings towards each other will continue to simmer until they have reached the rolling boil of murder. That's right. I can almost guarantee that our trillioner pod will do all. all the dirty work for us and take out at least five of each other off the board. Since they are married, all that wealth doesn't go anywhere.

It stays with the surviving members of this C-suite septuple. But on the minuscule off chance that they don't start in on each other, it wouldn't take much of a spark to set off the horny, horny tinderbox that this collection of the world's greatest capitalists chemically fastened together, a whisper in an ear here, a forged letter there, if we channel our inner Yagoes, then they will start dropping like flies. When the pod is majority of corpses,

we will enact our end game. We start laying the guilt on thick. Maybe we ceaselessly play a recording of a heartbeat, some real telltale heart shit. You get the idea. Between the regret, the psychological warfare we wage and the smell of their decomposing husbands,

They aren't long for this world. Romeo and Juliet, eat your hearts out. After the final member perishes at his own hands, we reveal our machinations and reap the rewards. You are welcome, world. Thank you. Wow. Thank you, Brooks, for that incredibly strong pitch.

Beautiful and harrowing sort of art idea. Yeah, I really feel like you were referencing Shakespeare, and I feel in the presence of a master. a storyteller who has been strumming my pain with his fingers. Yeah, when you first started talking about marriage and, you know, the fusion of assets, I sort of thought you were equating marriage with business acquisition and thinking of one of, you know, like going on one of these business, absorbing the others. But at no point, until you outlined it, could I have imagined that you were going to suggest

we, gorilla glue. This must be the strongest glue. It's the strongest glue I know of. And I think we could get them to sponsor us. They seemingly got involved when that poor woman, like, what, did her hair and eyelids in the stuff on Twitter? Oh, yeah. That's worth Googling, for sure. Can you just give us the Cliff Notes?

She went to the ER and they basically said, we don't know. Oh, wow. So there's no known sort of anti-adhesive for this stuff. That's how strong the glue is. I mean, I think Gorilla Glue got involved in maybe sense. some anti-adhesives, but I don't know. Send some more glue. Surely if you develop a glue this strong,

you have to also develop the anti-adhesive. You would hope there's a law along those lines. These are not the type of questions that Brooks should be answering right now. You should be answering questions about the plan. This is our chance to interrogate and kick at the tires. I just want to shoot the breeze. Look, it's a great idea. I think how are we going to get the seven of them in a room together to

begin with and then how are we actually going to physically you know pin them down or get the glue onto these people's bodies and what parts of the bodies how are they connected together uh i don't think the what parts is is that big of a deal uh if they're together to they're together i mean they'd probably prefer if it was you know all a pinky finger but for our purposes you know we could do head to foot to you know hand to stomach whatever whatever we can get um as well as well as as to where. I don't know. I think they all live in California.

So you imagine we throw some sort of billionaire barbecue? They probably hang out anyway, to be honest. They probably get together and figure out how to like stop getting taxed or continue to prevent being taxed. You've really, I mean, glossed over the how they sort of fit together part. And it's interesting, Brooks, because you are far from the first person who has suggested combining a few of these billionaires together in some sort of fused fashion.

We've had like a human centipede pitch previously, which is sort of the most disgusting version of what you proposed. Human centrillionaire, I think they said. But I mean, not to be out done, you've coined your own phrases here, you've got your C-suite septuple. That is beautiful. The polyamorous common-law marriage pod, which I think I like for the banality of it.

And then also, So can I just say, and this isn't relevant to the concept itself, but just as a detail on your pitch. The point at which you said, what are they going to do, not fuck each other, that was a real high point for me. I like that a lot. Now, them being glued together for seven years, and then at that point, the law switches to them being in what in New Zealand we refer to as a de facto relationship, where it has the same legal status as marriage. There is a requirement for that to be a romantic relationship. but it seems like you've sort of figured out that component where we're playing some sort of psychological cupid

with these guys. Yeah, we've also got 50 states over here in America. I'm sure we can find one of their laws that would benefit us and just chuck them in that one. There was going to be my question. Are you familiar with, is it, because in New Zealand, I think it only takes like two years to achieve.

I think it's three years, I think, for the de facto. Seven feels like a long wait. Yeah, it does. And it feels like there's a lot of opportunity. I mean, you know, God knows it being part of this. common law, polyamorous common law marriage pod, it's probably going to have an impact on their business, their ability to operate the day-to-day functionality

of all of their billion-dollar companies. I don't even think of that, but that's a really good point. I mean, like, what do we think about, these guys finally crossed the seven-year threshold to qualify as a one union, but all of a sudden, all of their, you know, there's going to be whippersnappers nipping at their heels. We're going to be looking at, you know,

the next Amazon or the next meta. Like, how do we protect against that? Well, seven was a number that I pulled out of my ass. So it could be shorter, which would be helpful. But let's stick with it. Because that's what I said. If you jump seven years in the past and look at the wealthiest people, I think you would find that it's pretty much this same list.

I think maybe Elon wouldn't have been on it. Yeah. But I also picked seven individuals to kind of pad that number a little bit. depending on who you picked, you could have gotten away with as few as six. So while they may not in seven years be the wealthiest individuals, I think we would still get across that showy. They still have enough. Yeah.

I think, you know, I mean, I'm inclined to agree with you. I just think it's a question worth asking, and we leave no stone unturned here. Undoubtedly, like, I wouldn't want you to take my idea if you weren't, you know, rigorously testing it. And that's why, you know. It does. Sorry, just a quick update from Google, seem like we will need to kidnap them and traffic them to a different state whose laws we will be running under because California doesn't recognize any kind of unwedded,

de facto relationship. Just going to make for another rough day for these billionaires because I'm sure that being gorilla glued in and of itself is frustrating, but to have to relocate to Idaho or whatever the fuck, it's going to be a pain in the arras. Now, I've got no further questions. Nor I. I'm going to put you on hold. now Brooks.

Sounds good. And Maddie, we are now going to take your pitch. How are you feeling? Are you ready? Oh, I got to use the bathroom, but that's good energy to have. That is great energy. That will really communicate a sense of urgency to what you're saying. And this is urgent.

We're running out of time. The planet's running out of time. Okay. All right. The floor is yours. I'm just going to shoot from the hip. So my pitch has a pretty intricate setup. So I'm just going to kind of gloss over that.

and get to the meat. In Utah, there is a place called Skin Walker Ranch. And there's a lot of weird stuff involved in that area. But for our purposes, the main thing we're going to focus on is the fact that it is theorized to be the nexus of our dimension and a parallel dimension. Yeah, I can't... So... I don't usually interrupt these pictures, but first of all, can I just say, very cute that you think I don't know what Skinwalker Ranch is. Well, come on, me. I don't know what gets over there. I probably does.

I don't know what's cool. All right. So anyway, what you guys are going to have to do is probably Tim, because of his Luciferian energy, he's going to go to Jeff Bezos and tell him, look, Jeff, you're not going to beat Elon to space. You're not going to beat him to Mars. You're not going to beat him to Saturn or you're not going to be able to have sex with the first alien. That's all Elon. you need to reshift you need to shift your focus to being the first one in an alternate dimension

and I know just the place because while you're doing that guy goes out to Utah and he convinces the current owner I we'll figure it out and Madam Skinn Walker. Yeah uh uh Skinwalker Esquire Jr. Um, Utah look I know a guy. I know a guy. I don't have the money now. We're going to have to buy this place on credit, but I know a guy. You know, you've never heard of him, but he's a multi-billionaire. So he's going to buy this place from us, and then we'll pay you back double what you purchased. And, you know, guy, he does his whole car salesman kind of deal. You know how it is.

Yeah, this is my most famous schick. So what you are essentially doing is going to convince Jeff to you're going to tell him that this ranch, you're selling it for $1 trillion. He's going to say, I don't have $1 trillion. I'm, you know, short on cash. So you just tell him, look, you're going to be able to go to an alternate dimension. You can start Amazon all over again. You can go to a dimension where people don't make fun of them. your left. You can do all the stuff why do you need to hold onto Blue Origin and Amazon and all this.

So he starts selling off all his assets until he hits $1 trillion. And then when he goes over to the Skin Walker Ranch, you fail to mention, like I failed to mention, that there are creatures that walk out of the portals to alternate dimensions that do mutilate cows. So you don't tell him that. He can, goes through the hole and he either starts to death or one of the cow mutilators do eat his eyes out of his sockets. And so you have his money. You are free of any sort of legal repercussion because you didn't kill him. It was the faceless monster that came out of the sky portal. Okay, I'm not going to quibble, but sure. It's not quite that.

And so, and he gets, you know, if he survives, which, you know, is against the, I'm bending the rules, but he does, if he survives, he gets to start Amazon 2 on a different plane of existence. So, everybody wins. Wow, thank you very much. Just before we get into the questions, is that, that? Yeah, that feels like a conclusion. I felt like the conclusion, yeah. I don't know. I don't have anything else to say.

All right. Okay. Can I like offer a small punch up on this idea? Because I, okay. I love it. Just a small tweak. Should we maybe pitch the interdimensional portal element to Bezos in the fact that we are, it is getting increasingly hard to extract the resources and labor that Bezos seems to feast on here to keep the growth of Amazon alive. So now he has to like reach his hand through the window to a whole other plane of existence to pull resources out of, the upside down you know what i'm saying sure yeah i mean it could be that it could be you know he he's already at the top so it's like new game plus for him so yeah true i i i got i love that shit yeah i got a little bit so initially in your um in your pitch you were talking about elon musk and saying to ellen sitting Elon down and saying look it's not going to happen you're not going to win the space race is that correct no we're saying that to no so this is all focused on Bezos yeah you're going to be vested by elons yeah you're going to be vested by

Elon. Sorry, I got my wires crossed. Okay, understood. So this is purely we're concentrating on Jeff Bezos and we're leveraging his fear or jealousy or inferiority against Elon Musk to sort of lure him into making decisions that we control. Right. Well, I don't think, I don't know if Jeff Bezos is a narcissistic person or maybe he, I don't know if he's humble. I think it's pretty safe money. Yeah, I believe he probably is. I mean, look, I don't know a lot about the Skin Walker Ranch. So it's difficult for me to judge just, you know, this might be a good opportunity to elucidate a little bit on Skin Walker Ranch, Maddie, if you'd be so kind.

Okay, tell us some things that happened there. So it's got a lot of standard spooky stuff to it, like stuff being moved without, you know, anyone moving it. It has, like I mentioned, cow mutilations, pretty standard. But the reason why people think it is a nexus of dimensions is because two separate people have said on record that they saw a hole in the sky. And it was at the night sky, but through the hole it was daytime. And then at another point, scientists, it was, yeah, scientists. he saw a hole and a faceless creature walking through it.

So I think I'm just going to take all that face value and say it is the nexus of dimensions. As well, you might. And I mean, the other thing to think about here is I feel like we could appeal to Jeff's desire to get to space by virtue of the fact that multiple, you know, like all of these interdimensional planets or, you know, places exist in our conception of what, space is. Uh-huh. So I feel like... Oh, so this is a kind of space exploration.

Yeah, so, you know, Elon's going the traditional route. You've got the power of the supernatural on your side if you follow us to the Skinwalker Ranch. And that works in favor of the pitch. Okay. I like that a lot. I, look, I follow this. I'm pretty familiar with Skinwalker Ranch.

Brag about it. One thing, sorry, the one bit that I might have missed, sorry, how are we obtaining ownership of the ranch to be in a position to sell it? On credit. Well, Yeah. We're just making it off a... Like, that's just a pretty straightforward transaction.

Yeah, you don't disclose because you don't want him going straight to Bezos. But you just tell him, I know a guy, I'm his in between. So you sell it to me. And whether or not you want to uphold that bargains, you know,

it's up to you. If you just want to pocket it. And then, I guess... I mean, I'm going to ignore my punchups to your plan. How does this get Bezos to over the trillion dollar mark? Did I miss that as well? I've been hearing a lot of pictures today, so my brain is quite soupy.

So he starts, when you start convincing him that, you know, you're not going to beat Elon to space, you say, we have this ranch, we're selling it for a trillion dollars. And he says, I don't have a trillion dollars. And so you say, look, Bezos. You don't have any need for Blue Origin or Amazon or the MMORPG that you started or Lord of the Rings. You have a chance to go to an other dimension. Get rid of all that stuff. Sell it to Mark.

Sell it to Elon. He's getting liquid. Yeah. Yeah. It's getting super liquid. Okay. Super liquid. I think we've heard everything we need to from both parties, if you're happy, Tim.

And now, in an unprecedented. and very surprising angle for this episode of Killianere TV, a third player has entered the arena, Hello Samantha. Samantha, if you don't mind, I might just explain to everyone what's happened thus far. Okay, Samantha has joined us twice previously on Killiannear TV. In our first ever pitch session,

she put forward an idea, a fantastic idea, which we failed to record. then she joined us earlier today to repitch so that we could hear the idea and have it recorded for all of you and for some reason the application we're using to record all of these did not record her part of it so what I have asked is for Samantha to rejoin us and compete in this current session of Killiania

Samantha this would be the third time that we've heard your idea but would you like to pitch it again? Yes absolutely We'd like to hear it again. In that case, the floor is yours. Great. So my pitch for how to elevate the world's two most wealthiest billionaire men to the status of trillionaire,

at which point we can then take all of that money and distribute it to people who would use it for simple things like food and health care, would be to pit the egos of Jess Bezos and Elon Musk against one another in a race to the bottom of the ocean and separate submersibles in order for them to recoup a massive Spanish galleon's worth of gold, silver, and jewels from a ship that sunk off the coast of Carthagena in 1708. English ships fighting Spanish over the rights to continue to colonize and extract mineral wealth from Central and South America. The Spanish ship sunk completely and the treasure has never been recovered. It's long been storied and rumored that there is a vast well sitting at the bottom of the Caribbean Sea. And a few years ago, using like radar technology, the ship has been. located. It's also been confirmed to be this exact Spanish galleon, the San Jose, because it has these very unique runner cannons that were along the gunnels that look like dolphins. It's estimated to contain

$14.43 billion in current U.S. currency. And my idea is to have Jeffizos and Elon Musk each get a submersible that can travel about 40 meters per second. So getting down to the ocean floor in that area is about two hours. And then with attached scooper arms, collect as much up of this treasure out of this sunken shift and surface with it. They will go down over the course of a week. It will be a regatta. And then every day, the amount of treasure that they collect will be weighed in value.

while this is happening, we will be running bets on how much of this treasure that they can bring up per day and who will be the winner overall. We will be offering traditional betting in Las Vegas. We will also be offering some form of cryptocurrency and NFT-based betting that they can get a part of a slice of that treasure right away, which will further drive them to gather the most. treasure, gather the most treasure. We can also offset costs of sending them up and down. Since smersibles are expensive by putting corporate sponsorship on the side of these vehicles. And then on the very last day, when they have scraped up as much treasure as they can, we will simply hit a kill switch and then their vehicles will never come back up.

Oh, and we can take all of the money and return it to, like, indigenous and people who were brought over forcibly in Central and South America. Every time I hear this picture gets cleaner and better. You've benefited from multiple pitches because that was, I would say not just like from you, but that was probably the most streamlined and clearly articulated pitch we've had. I mean, you know. Really great, Samantha.

The third time's a charm. You haven't let the curse, you know, shake your spirits and I appreciate that. Look, as we've said before, there's a lot to love, Guy. Yeah, I mean, look, I've got, in this instance, I have no questions. Obviously the $14.43 billion,

it doesn't sound like a lot and it's not. In the scheme of a trillion dollars, it doesn't even really touch the sides. But the idea is the luster of like jewels and gold and buried treasure and the media appeal of competing against one another, a chance to settle some sort of, you know, imagine score between billionaires is, I think the profit opportunities

that that will generate with running gambling, selling avatorials on the side of the, you know, submersibles. I do believe, I honestly think if this event went forward, the amount of money that would come across the books in Vegas, or, you know, if you've just gone betfew or some sort of gambling website, would be astronomical. Yeah, it's all about the gambling aspect to generate the money. To me, you've found a really nice premise and a beautiful rapper for what is essentially like an international gambling opportunity. And one from which we would need to, you know, we would need to have enough money to take on all these bets.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, yeah. You move it around, you know. Yeah, you got half paying the other half. Yes. And I love the simplicity of the death plot as well. It's just like, yeah, and we chucked a kill switch in the stuff. I know, like, do you know what's crazy?

Third time I've heard it, it's never occurred to me until now to us. ask anyone who they think would actually win because that's not what it's about. It's about hitting the kill switch on these submersibles. Who would win, Samantha, between Bezos and Musk in an underwater race to Jules? I would say Bezos because he's been into space and that's the smallest vehicle that's been traveled in the furthest and the fastest. I feel like because those submersions are very small. So if you're not comfortable being in like, I don't know, a weird old elevator,

like something like that while Alice is sinking into the dirt and you feel like Elon would dash off some inane tweet halfway to the bottom of the ocean and fucking derail his entire you know we can't have Elon crashing one on day one and all of a sudden that betting money is worthless while they're in the submersibles

because then they could absolutely affect the outcome yeah I mean you've probably answered all the questions by virtue of us asking them previously so you wrapped them in the pitch so I'm good. We're going to put you on hold Samantha.

We're going to discuss and we're going to pick a winner. Thank you. Oh, it's a tricky situation, Tim. I mean... It's awesome. We've got three fantastic pitches to choose from. All completely different. It really shows...

All very different. You know, in the marketplace of ideas, we are rich. We certainly are. Trillionaires of ideas. So let's circle back. We've got Brooks has got your, you know, down and dirty. Keep it simple, stupid. Glow a bunch of rich people together until all of their money belongs to one entity

and then wait for them to eliminate one another. We've got Maddie, who's buying Skinwalker Ranch. We're buying Skinwalker Ranch. We're all buying Skinwalker Ranch to get Jeff there. Yeah. We're beating down his ego by telling him that Elon's going to destroy him in any race he could conceive of, except the greatest race of all, the race to another dimension. That's right.

And then we're trusting on some of the, freaky, spooky, supernatural occurings of skimorca ranch to eliminate Jeff Bezos, keeping our hands clean while he's also worth a trillion dollars because he's liquidated or sold all of the assets he has in the hopes of buying this for roughly $1 trillion. Samantha Ocean. Yeah. Bezos first mask to jewels in an 18th century sunken Spanish Galeon. And we're clearing a lot of money through Las Vegas.

They're all strong ideas. Honestly, honestly. And it's almost unfair to the others because we're rewarding Samantha. for having to live through the hardship we created by not even recorded. Well, all I'm saying is this. You're saying she's got the strongest pitch? I think she does. I really do.

I really, I like the Skimwalker Ranch angle. Although it isn't very clear to me in terms of how the trillion dollars kind of comes up. And also the kind of leaving it to an interdimensional monster is the primary method of killing. It's fun. It's fun, but it's risky. Yeah. I mean, and look, Brooks is simple. It's glue. It comes down to glue. Well, I think you're underselling it. He's thought about it so thoughtfully. Absolutely. It's glue, but it's also like the passage of time. It's, it's, um, the propensity for humans to fall in love with whoever's around them.

Yes. But what does it hinge on? Glue? Yeah, it hinges on glue. Yeah, it hinges on these guys being glued together and the glue being strong. All right. Well, we know that Brooks has a dinner ring. We do. So we must rush. I mean, I don't know how it's going to go down in the room because this is a world first for Killing air TV, but we're going to have to give it to the invader. In my opinion, I think it's Samantha's...

I think logically you're correct. You can do this. Okay. Look, welcome back. We missed you all while we were talking to each other. I certainly did. I don't know if Tim did. But the whole time I was saying, I wish we had the gang back together.

All really strong ideas. It feels like the Beatles. because, oh, there's five of us. Yeah. Damn it. I forgot that me and Guy aren't one person. You know, we haven't experienced this before. You go ahead.

I did come out from behind, did I? Yeah, yeah. It would be incredible if you did. But look, here's the long and short of it. We've got an interdimensional pitch relying on some supernatural murder for someone who hopefully will be a trillionaire after selling everything. We've got gorilla glue in the power. of love via proximity and then we've got this underwater race slash

betting ring and they've all got their own merits and they're all good ideas but honestly I'm gonna cut to the chase here Samantha you have benefited from the curse that was holding you back that third pitch honestly it was a master class it encompassed everything you could hope it did and I've seen way worse TED talks by the end of it I was believing in the value of this like not just in the world of the show, but as a premise, it works for me. And that is why your idea will be going forward. Congratulations, Samantha. Brooks, do you want to say anything as one of the co-losers of this round? As a proud co-loser, I would like to congratulate both the winner and my competition.

Great pitches all around. I've got to say they were great pitches all around. It's so magnanimous. Medi, would you like to say anything? Yeah, fair enough. I'd be furious too. You know, if I was you, I'd be spewing, absolutely. That's what I meant to say. I'm me. And then Samantha, in victory, can you tell us how it feels? Give these guys just a glimpse into what it feels like to join the winner's circle.

Like, inside. You know, that would drive me nuts if I'd lost. But thankfully, I'm just an adjudicator. not a competitor. Thank you all for your time for your fantastic pitches. We really appreciate it. And thank you for watching Killianere TV in this maybe final episode. I don't actually know what order I'm releasing this in.

But if it is, thanks for watching. Get your votes in. Yeah. And we'll see you on the internet. But if it's not, then, you know, we'll look forward to the next episode. Okay, bye.