The Worst Idea Of All Time - Replay S01E10: Drinking

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description: DOUBLE DIGITS BITCHES! They said it couldn't be done, but guess what? Guy and Tim have now watched Grown Ups 2 once a week for ten weeks in a row. To spice up and celebrate, the lads introduce the rules and fallout, for the GROWN UPS 2 DRINKING GAME! Enjoy their suffering. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another day, another episode with a preamble from me, Guy Montgomery. And this episode 10 is auspicious for the obvious reason that it represents double digits, but also because this is the episode in which we invent the Grown Ups 2 drinking game. And depending on your perspective when listening to it it it could be a delight i was laughing quite a lot um while also barely tolerating myself we're quite bickery we're both in remarkably good spirits and um i think i'm i'm pretty borderline what's the word here i'm having quite a lot of fun railroading tim and occasionally it's enjoyable and sometimes i think god you're being a bit much but it's all in the spirit of fun

um we're just you know we're just getting through something really uh the rules the rules hold true i wonder if we can find the original document that we uploaded to our old Facebook page. There is also a somewhat humiliating saga in which I promise to deep throat a banana. The number of tangents contained in this episode, a myriad, more than I could count. So undoubtedly an important part of the Grown Ups 2 journey and an important episode in our history.

But not without its challenges. I'll let you be the judge. now we've started the podcast watch number 10 watch number 10 of the grown-ups to guy and tim guide guy and tim tim bit and guy montgomery and Tim. Tim Bat and Guy Montgomery. And the Grown Ups 2. Grown Ups 2. So, we've watched Grown Ups 2 10 times now, and as long-time fans of the podcast will know, welcome along to another episode of The Worst Idea of All Time,

that this was the episode with Tim Bat. And all time. This was the episode with Tim Batt. And Guy Montgomery. This was the episode where we allowed ourselves to start having a little bit of fun and games. And we drank beer. We drank a lot of beer. And it feels great. And we've got some pizza in the studio.

We ate a little bit of pizza. There's no lie. We've still got some left. So, here's how this week carved up, folks. Wait, let's not dive straight into it. Let's talk about life. Okay. All life.

All life. All life. I'm afraid of the dark. What is the rest of that song? No one knows. I get the shivers I'll take you up on a dare You're freaking me out with your voice. Anytime, anywhere

Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah Why don't you jump and I don't care Life, oh life Seriously. Oh life Oh life Go oh life. It's a 20 minute podcast.

Life, oh life. We're done. Oh life, oh life. Okay, fine. Seriously, bro? That's enough. So what we've attempted to do on this, the Tenth Watch of Grown-Ups 2,

is develop something of a drinking game for you all at home to follow. So our common advice for the podcast has always been never watch the film. Don't watch the movie. Just listen to the podcast. No. But things have changed.

Things have changed. Well, this is our last piece of pizza each, so don't worry too much. It seems wrong that we did this when Jesus was getting out of bed,

if you know what I'm saying. No, does it? It's Easter Monday and much like our terrible shambles of a podcast Which I felt died in our ninth episode We're resurrecting it To unimaginable heights

In the same way we resurrected this old pizza That you had I'll tell you what All it involves is an oven It tastes good Look guys, here's the situation I know we've been bouncing around like a fucking ball recently. Ups and downs, highs and lows.

You don't know how to feel. We don't know how to feel. But quite frankly, week 10, nearly one-fifth into the podcast, I feel great. I feel awesome. I've had, I mean, even one, I've had like six. Four, five, six, seven beers. Six beers each.

Some are in there. Some are in the range. But it was six. And it just makes the movie better. Okay, so we've come up with some rules. Some. We've come up with a comprehensive book of rules. And the issue, I guess, is that if you haven't seen the movie,

this is going to sound like nonsense. But if you have seen the movie, you're an idiot. But I respect you as well. And now, if you want to watch it again, you can do it with these exciting additions. Actually, it gets better. If you haven't seen the movie... What did I tell you?

Before we started recording, I said don't yell into the mic. You're already yelling. Chill out, guy. This is a good reason to watch the movie. It's a good reason to yell. I'm sorry for... No, it's okay. I'm sorry for it.

Why don't you, hey, Mr. Cool Responsible Guy, why don't you read the rules out? Dude, Guy. Dude, hey, how cool are we? We're hugging now. Listen, listen. We've got our temples on each other's temples. Listen, listener, this is what went down this week

for the worst idea of all time. Guy and I set out to watch the movie and make up a drinking game as we went along watching it. Now, we feel that we were well versed enough in the film to be able to pick what would be a good rhythm and pick some good moments and recurring gags to pick when you should drink

and I think we did a pretty fucking good job if you ask me. No, I think we did too. I think also, I mean there's a level of coherence still which suggests that we could have pushed the boat out further. Yeah. I think relative to what we have to do after the movie and what you, I mean you might watch the movie on a Monday morning

and also have things to do so we wouldn't want to write you off. Here's the beauty of the drinking game, grown ups to drinking game. You can do it before you go to work on a Monday. Absolutely you can. But you've got to get up a little early because the movie's 101 minutes, so just bear that in mind. You'll be starting the day

at six. Should we start at the start, Guy Montgomery? Let's start at the very beginning. It's a very good place to start. Love that. I think that's a song. No, it's from you know.

What's it from? It's from With the mountains And Julie Andrews Sound of the music Yeah yeah yeah It's from Sound of the Air You remember earlier In the podcast

I was like I want to do this So that we can Become better friends Right now you're Patting my left bicep We're sitting literally Almost on top of each other

It's because I've been drinking Have you got an Armani watch? Yeah I've never worn it before Good. I've never worn it before. Good God. I've obviously worn it before. Wait a minute. Isn't that Tim Lamborn's watch?

Tim Lamborn might have worn this watch, but this is definitely my watch. Shit. My uncle, who is also my godfather, gave it to me for my 21st. Pretty sure I heard that same story from old Lambo. But anyway, here's how you play the Grown Ups 2 drinking game. Number one. Numero uno. Legally purchase a copy

of Grown Ups 2. Well. Download Grown Ups 2 from the internet. That's what I'm talking about. Number two. Open a beer at the establishing shot.

You'll recognise this as being the grand sweeping panning shot of beautiful trees over the great state of Minnesota. Connecticut. Connecticut. If that's a state, it's unimportant. It is.

I googled it after our last thing, and boy, do I feel like an idiot, because I kept saying it was the city. It's not. It's a state. So, you've got your open beer. Careful with that now. Just getting it out of the way. That was the guy in Montgomery moving the pizza box. I'm getting a new angle on this.

No, no, no. Respect where the microphone is. Respect it. I just want to lean on the couch like this. Okay. Let me get in too. So, you've got your open beer at the establishing shot. Now, you need to drink every time that the deer takes a piss on someone.

Which, let me tell you, comes pretty hard and fast at the start of the movie. We're rolling our sleeves up and getting down and dirty in the garden pretty much right off the bat with this one. Now, let me say this. For this drinking game, I've marked down how many times each occurrence happens in the film, and they're rough, but I think they're pretty accurate. I think we should put a photo of these notes on the internet.

Okay, well, we'll do that later. I mean, it's a good-looking bit of paper, but it's a shambles. It's a yellow, which is easier on the eyes. It's a legal term. Do you know the etymology of the word shambles? No. Neither. It's a good word, though.

Shambles. It's almost onomatopoeia, isn't it? Because it's like... Shambles. Because it sounds like... It's not onomatopoeia. No, no, no, I know it's not, but it sounds like it's just so descriptive

in the sound of the word. word i like cross as in don't make me cross underused sort of like it's what your mum used to say when you were eight and you had lots of marshmallows before dinner she said you'll spoil your appetite it'll make me cross the dear pissing on different people in the film has a total tally as far as i could tell of three um two oh yeah that's a two the second thing that you want to do is you want to take a drink every time that adam sandler does the adam sell sand like yell and you'll know i'm not talking about yelling how many times do I have to say it bro don't yell on the fucking podcast

that was an example that was important Jesus that was useful well now I'm gonna have to like what edit that bit of audio cause you probably

picked up if you had a better microphone it would absorb the sound I'm throwing down well if you had a microphone we wouldn't have to use my microphone I'm throwing

back at you if we're gonna be talking about this stuff what we should also talk about is the fact that we this is the first time we've watched the movie in a different setting is it well usually it is we watch it at your house yeah and today you said i'm looking after some fish i've got to go feed the fish yeah let's make an event after a mate's place and so we decided to watch it there for a little change in pass.

For those of you who don't speak in Zed Deutsch, that's change in pace. And here we are. And you might speak Dutch and just not understand Tim's awful Dutch accent. Well, it was German, not Dutch. Well, the last bit, not the first bit. The first bit was poor English. At any rate,

let's press forward. So Adam Sandler yelling during the edit. So yeah, as I say, Guy actually presented a pretty good example of it. He picked out the mic. But that's what the Adam Sandler yell sounds like. When he talks like this. You know how Adam Sandler does? Whenever anyone says the word crazy, which is actually surprising.

No, no, hold on. We're going to give the totals through all this as well. As a heads up. We should surprise them what do you reckon i don't know oh game changer i gotta do a wee oh okay i'll take over take a wee real quick you'd be real quick you'd be real quick okay okay sweet ass so i'm not gonna tell you the total we'll go on with this thing of not saying the total so yeah the word crazy now i put a question mark on this one because i wasn't sure if it was going to come up too much and too frequently in the film but it turns out it's at just the right amount that you can take a swig of beer oh yeah by the way every time that we're saying like one of these rules that means you should take just a little swig of beer or wine whatever you're drinking okay okay so so far just to recap you open your beer at the

establishing shot with the pan over the trees we've got the deer taking a piss on someone you take a sip adam sandler yell you take a sip someone saying the word crazy you take a sip the next rule is giggles worth if someone says giggles worth in this film you take a sip. The next rule is giggles worth. If someone says giggles worth in this film, you take a sip. And I'm going to give you a hot tip, it happens seven times. Now, the next rule is every time that Bean's an idiot, and you're probably wondering to yourself, because we warned you not to watch the movie, you're going to yourself, who the fuck is Bean? Well, let me tell you who Bean is. Bean is one of two actors who are twins They're child actors and they're twins Like the Olsen twins

And they're both playing the same character of Kevin James' kid And his mum's decided to take this track of parenting Where you don't correct them when they're wrong Because that might destroy their confidence So you just encourage them It doesn't matter what they say It doesn't matter if they're right or wrong You just encourage them So doesn't matter what they say it doesn't matter if they're right or wrong you just encourage them so bean is a goddamn retard and every time you see an

example of this happening on screen you take a drink now i'm gonna give you a heads up good stuff that happens i don't know if we can see it in the podcast to be honest go on oh this is perfect that was bloody perfect. So that happens half a dozen times. Here's where we're up to, guy. Hiccups. So now, we were actually tossing up in the film whether you should drink

every time someone says hiccups or every time someone says Higgins. I worry that we are boring right now. Spriss it up then. I would like to talk to you about morning

tea what do you have bruh I don't have morning tea I don't have anything before 1pm today I picked up Tim today to come and watch this podcast and feed these fish

and you said you've been living off of exclusively fat and sugar. Yeah. So mochaccino was the sugar and the night before was the pizza, which we finished off. And you said, I'm only on trail mix now. And you bought a big bag of trail mix. Oh, yeah, the trail mix. Hold on, I'll be right back.

What did you do with the trail mix, Tim? Be right back. What did you do with the trail mix? BRB, bro. This guy is blatantly an image trail mix eater. He doesn't actually like it. He just carries around a bag of trail mix. In the same way your friend carries around a Hemingway book.

It's purely so people think that he's healthy. Well, guess who doesn't get any trail mix now, bitch? Chloe Sessom and her trail mix? No, absolutely not. Absolutely not. Continue with the rules. No, you don't get any. Continue with the rules. Oh. you don't get any. Continue with the rules.

Oh. So we chose hiccups. At one point we talked about it before, Salma Hayek yells out, Have a great day. Have a wonderful day, my beautiful children. I love you. Whoa.

At that point, you must sink the rest of your vessel just because we feel like that's the sort of first moment in the movie whereby you're like, Okay, we're in this thing now. By this stage, you've already had quite a lot of your vessel. Just because we feel like that's the sort of first moment in the movie whereby you're like, okay, we're in this thing now. By this stage, you've already had quite a lot of your beer and you should be

at a near finish point. And this leads brilliantly into the next rule, which is the first arrival of Nick, the drugged up bus driver, means that you have to eat a whole banana. Now, obviously,

this is an alcohol. It's just a really good idea. You're underselling this bit. The banana thing is because he says the line oh fuck who knows what his exact wording is but he says my wife's leaving me

after six weeks after three weeks because she caught him eating a banana with his butt to be fair I shouldn't have been doing it at her mom's house so I came up with a hilarious suggestion that you have to eat a banana at that point butt to be fair I shouldn't have been doing it at my mom's house so I came up with the

hilarious suggestion that you have to eat a banana at that point there's so much on this piece of paper we're not going

to get through it all in a podcast are we yeah we will how long have we been going oh shit

quite a while 14 minutes really yeah believe it or not oh god this trail mix is off the hook

yeah it's a good trail mix okay it's good anyway you've got to eat a banana listen let me dwell on the banana for just a moment because the banana Oh god, this trail mix is off the hook. Yeah, that's a good trail mix. Okay. I think it's good. Anyway, you've got to eat bananas. No, no, no, listen. Let me dwell on the banana for just a moment because the banana is a hilarious fruit to eat midway through a drinking game

because if there's any fruit that's going to make you vomit, it's going to be a goddamn banana. So it's funny that you have to eat it this early into the film. Bananas are actually a great source of slow-burning energy and potassium. You want a fun fact about bananas? They're probably the most radioactive fruit that exists. Really? Yeah. You know, I can deep throat, depending on the

size, I can deep throat a whole banana. Dude, I've got a mate of mine who used to be able to deep throat a banana. Here, get your camera ready. I'm going to get the banana. Could we maybe do it after the podcast? No, take a photo of it. it oh you've got a banana right there all right hold on all right so this is happening live okay so what do you want me to take a video

or still i don't know probably a video i oh hold on it's pointed at me i've got to change the cameras oh god how do i do oh shit it's on. Just excuse us, folks, for just a moment. It's a dangerous game, playing this drinking game and then doing the podcast. Okay, hold on. Here we go. Okay, I'm on video mode and I'm on your face. So let's see. Are we rolling?

Are you rolling? Do it. This is Guy Montgomery from the worst idea of all time. Deep throating a banana. The big banana. You can't do that at all I can you can't do it at all it's gone wrong

that was so I'm stopping recording that was so shit I'm gonna put that up on the Facebook so you can laugh at Guy Montgomery that was so shit bro

you can't you can't deep throat shit it's misshapen look at that that's not how a banana should go down. Are you kidding me?

That's just a straight banana. Like, that's what a banana looks like. No, look. See how it curves up at the end? Look. See how it curves up at the end? Bro, eat a dick. Or a banana, if you could.

See how it curves up at the end? That's not how a banana usually curves. I'm going to try and find a clip. I've got a mate of mine who can deep throat. Oh, here we go. I've got a mate of mine who can deep throat a banana like you wouldn't even fucking credit, bro. I'm really. Hold on.

Let me put this on full screen mode on my phone. There'll be a few people listening who I know that my friend Jono listens. He went to high school with me. He's seen me deep throat bananas. Well, I don't believe. Okay, check this out. This is my mate Gary Pointon. He works for.

He's a radio dude. Wait, is that a peeled banana? Yeah, it is. But look. Look at that. I can do that with a... I can straight up... Fuck off.

You can't do that. He put the entire banana... I'm about to do it with a peeled banana right now. Let me see it. Start rolling again. Let me see it. I'm not going to record it. I don't trust you.

No, record... You have to record it. Destroy my trust. Where'd you get the banana anyway? I bought it. You start rolling again. Let me see it. I'm not going to record it. I don't trust you. No, record. You have to record it. Destroy my trust. Where'd you get the banana anyway? I bought it. Really? Or is it Matt's banana? It's my banana.

I bought a banana. Okay. Fucking asshole. All right, Dick. I'm rolling. It's a fucking banana. I quit. All right, this is Guy Montgomery.

Take two. Deep throating a banana. Okay, here we go. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. You've broken it. You broke the head a banana. Okay, here we go. Oh, jeez. You've broken it. You broke the head off it. Okay, but I'll still be impressed if you can deep-throat that.

You are... You are full of shit, bro. I'm bleeding. Is it blood? It's from before. It's because of the upwards-facing part of the banana. That's so gross. Turn the camera off, man. That's disgusting. Oh, my God.

Can I not go and read banana had blood on it? What's this mouth? I don't know what to think. That's really quite heavy, eh? Do you have AIDS, bro? This is so weird. Straight up. I told you it hurt.

Because the banana and the skin on it was pointing up at the back. I'm very freaked out. No, no, no. It's fine. Dude, we're at the 18 minute mark. We're going to move through the drinking game. We'll post the drinking game online. No.

We're going to move through. I've got to go see a fucking doctor, man. Holy shit, bro. You've got something seriously wrong with you. No, honestly. I scratched the back of my mouth I'm fine I don't know if you are dude Um

So the next bit Where you want to drink There's too much We're never going to get through all this stuff Is um Okay where are we up to Oh okay So the next instruction is

Do you want some of the banana You've got to Can you throw it away or something Don't It's got your blood on it Um You've got to boo Adam Sandler Uh can you throw it away or something don't it's got your blood on it um you gotta boo Adam Sandler

uh at the bus driver line oh yeah that's right it's one of the low lights of the film where Adam Sandler comes and says attention ladies and gentlemen

this is your bus driver this is your new bus driver ladies and gentlemen meet your new bus driver and he plays the clarinet with his hands miming it's the low light of the film

you gotta boo Adam Sandler like audibly boo him when he comes on stage. And by that I mean screen. So you've just finished a beer when Selma Hayek said, have a great day, my children, I love you all. We're up to like number six. You've got about 18 more.

Yeah. Well, what's going to take up more time, pushing through or yelling about it? I'm not yelling. You are yelling. We'll put the rules online. If you want the rules, you can find them online. We need to do our shining light. We need to do our shining light.

We need to do our shining light. My shining light this week was Adam Sandler's daughter. She is a fantastic actor. Potentially the best actor in the whole film. Very convincing and cute. How old is she? I don't know. I haven't actually IMDb'd her.

Guess. Ten. That's a good guess. You know who else I IMDb'd? It was the gay yoga teacher. And he, I thought he was familiar, but I don't even recognise him or anything. He was on Dawson's Creek for two seasons in 2002, 2003. I kept thinking he was the host of The Amazing Race.

That's Phil Keegan. Yeah, there was a Kiwi dude, Phil. Yeah. My man. He's hot, though. He looks like Phil Keegan. The yoga teacher is hot. The next rule in the drinking game.

Look, we're not going to get through. I'm not even going to let you in. You're teasing them with this. You've got to drink every time that there's a push-up bra on screen, and it happens half a dozen times. But it's not like every time. You see a push-up bra. That would be too much.

Yeah, yeah. It's every time there's like a new push-up bra scene. Well, it's just shining light, bro. Shut up. No, no, no. Come on. Every time Nick gets in. Do the shining light.

We'll get out of here. Post it online. No. Because we've got to explain the nuance of it This thing isn't a Facebook group, this is a podcast The rules are going to go on the Facebook group We're not going to get through these They're going on the podcast

You've wasted too much of our time You've been disrespectful, not only to me, but also the podcast And I guess what really fucks me off the most is the listeners You've been disrespecting the listeners this whole podcast. Nick gets injured. You take a drink. When John Lovitz is on screen, you applaud him. You take a drink on his golden lines and there are four of them.

Let's see if we can name them off. Quick succession. Number one is... If you please. If you please. The second one is... Say it's true even if it isn't. The third one is...

You're all prostitutes. And the fourth one is in a completely different scene when he says... I'm having a wonderful time. Okay, so the word came up. Whenever that is said or visible, you take a drink. That happens half a dozen times in the film. Every time you feel bad for Steve Buscemi

and the state of his career, have a drink. That happens five times during the course in the film. Every time you feel bad for Steve Buscemi and the state of his career, have a drink. That happens five times during the course of the film. Keep going. Every time there is a burp snart. Now, we didn't fully establish the rule, but I am going to postulate, because this is what we did this time,

just high five whoever's around you. Give them a real good high five. It'll be good for morale. Keep going. I've got a really sore throat, by the way. Ballet. When the ballet scene happens, which is the second low-light point of the film,

second of two, there's only two, and this is the second one. So this is when the production music that's really terrible plays. Quit, quit, quit. You've got to slap yourself right in the face. This is Red and Rue dancing, and the production music's on.

Keep going. Whenever you have a genuine laugh at the film, you have to drink. If you laugh at the movie, at the world of the movie, not something about... Not what your mates are doing. No. Not them. You have a genuine laugh at the film, you have to drink. At the movie. At the world of the movie. Not something about... Not what your mates are doing. No.

You have to be laughing at the movie. If you catch yourself laughing, you better have a sip of that beer or wine, friend. Every time Brayden does something awesome, have a drink. Now, this includes the bit where he busts out a knife and cuts the head off a teddy bear. I think this is subjective.

I think you get to choose when you think Brayden's being awesome. Well, I'm going to name the ones that we named awesome. Also, when he does the dive into the creek off Suicide 35, you take a drink then because he does a mean flip bro. God damn that's a mean flip. And also of course the gif

which you'll know about if you're a fan on our Facebook group where he just chucks the thumb up and says Summertime. Also take a drink when the director of photography gets bored. This is in the bit at the creek

when out of nowhere it seems like there's just a music video popping up. Now, every time someone jumps off Suicide 35, you gotta take a drink. That happens about four or five times. Keep going. Quick, quick, quick. When...

I can't read that. I can read it. Who is it? Who, Caterpillars? Becky or Donna, quick. When... I can't read that. I can read it. Who is it? Who caterpillars? Becky or Donna? Donna. When Donna caterpillars, you must caterpillar.

Oh, you've got to caterpillar also. Or someone has to caterpillar in the room. Let me say this right now. Guy and I have done every part of this except for eating the banana.

Although Guy just did that now. We've done every part of this of the rules that we've laid down. So we're like, we're with you on this journey. Every time Adam Sandler tries to medicate one of his kids with drugs and the kid doesn't we're with you on this journey. Every time Adam Sandler tries to medicate one of his kids

with drugs and the kid doesn't want it, you have to drink. Every time Shaquille O'Neal urinates in a pool, you have to drink. Every time... Every time Andy Samberg is on screen in a different shot, you have to drink. That happens three times.

Every time a dog drinks a beer, you have to drink. You have to finish your beer. Okay. You finish your beer when that beer finishes beer. Now, when the song Angel in the Cinephile comes on, you've got to sing the words to it because everyone knows it. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, You don't have to sing the words, just the tune. Those are the words. What's the last thing here?

Song, ring, but cross-section of characters. Oh, yeah. That was just me trying to figure out, what is that song that runs over that last bit? You're never going to know. Okay, for those of you who haven't been sitting in the room, which is everyone, there's a scene right close to the end where it goes to all the characters having dinner at their family's place.

Tune in next week for episode 11. Just hold on for a second. There's a song that plays throughout that whole scene. It goes for about two minutes, but super quietly. And I haven't been able to figure out what the song is or who it's by. You know? Mystery. Oh my God, let's go home.

Guys, we're going to post the rules up for the official Worst Idea of All Time drinking game online, so you can grab it from facebook.com slash worstideaofalltime. But on behalf of Guy Montgomery, I'd like to say thanks for listening. I'd also like to say on behalf of Timbett, thanks for listening. Come check out my comedy show, Timbett Saves Planet Earth, starting at the Cavern Club in Wellington on the 29th of April, running all the way through to the 3rd of May.

I would also invite you to come and see my comedy show in the festival, which is nominated for a Billy T. It's called Guy Montgomery Presents a Succinct and... What? Concise summary of how he feels about certain things, which you can buy tickets from from comedyfestival.co.nz, and that's going to be on in Wellington from the 29th of April at the Fringe Bar.

That's right. Otherwise, unless you want to have a great time like we did on a Monday morning, don't watch a Monday morning Don't watch the movie Don't watch the movie Unless you're drinking In which case, do this Happy Easter Oh yeah, happy zombie Jesus holiday

Love you guys, love every day. Cause before you know it, your precious time slips away.