The Worst Idea Of All Time - Replay S01E40: LoaferCrocStocks

Episode Date: March 25, 2024

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim have watched the movi...e 40 times now and this time, they've recorded an audio commentary. This isn't that audio, it's the episode they decided to record AFTER the commentary. Was it a good idea to do an episode after the commentary? You be the judge.The lads try to nut out how to get to LA, Tim needs caffeine, Adam Sandler has some comfy footwear and if you want some Paddy - you WON'T be disappointed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, worst idea of all time listeners, from near and far, new and old, Guy Montgomery here, in Hobart. Just checking in before episode 40, which due to my own incompetence has been uploaded in this run of episodes after episode 41. So, we did the director's commentary, and I totally forgot about this, but after we actually went to the trouble of recording the director's commentary and i totally forgot about this but after we actually went to the trouble of recording the director's commentary we recorded a regular episode which seems insane but it's what we did and this is that episode we sort of reflect on the durcom experience um we actually start asking for money to go to Los Angeles, which if you haven't followed the season before, it'll be fascinating to see how that goes.
Starting point is 00:00:51 We discuss the Sandlerverse. I talk about how I think all of Adam Sandler's characters should be in one movie at one time, which I don't think he's done, but someone did make a video where that was the case. And, you know, you've got to respect that. We live in fear of Grown Ups 3, and we also talk about the influence of Nickelodeon. Our era of Nickelodeon.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Your Amanda Bynes, your Kenan and Kels, and your all that. Which is sort of upsettingly prescient, given, you know, the documentary that has just come out about... What was the guy's name? He's up to no good. Anyway, it's a good episode. It's a fine episode. And I'm sorry it's slightly out of order, but here it is. Hello and welcome to the worst idea of all time.
Starting point is 00:01:40 My name is Tim Batts. My name is Guy Montgomery. And we have just watched Grown Ups 2 for the 40th time. We say watch. We say that. We did something a little different. We did.
Starting point is 00:01:52 We finally, after much pleading and promising and begging, none of that stuff really happened. We did a director's commentary style of a thing.
Starting point is 00:02:01 We did a commentary. We did, pretty much we just spoke through the whole movie. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is, we pretty much, we just spoke through the whole movie. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:02:08 When you break down what a director's commentary is, it's someone talking through their movie. Yeah. I actually, because I was thinking on the way here, I haven't watched any director's commentaries before, so I didn't have a template from which I could sort of. There's some good ones out there.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Yeah, I'll bet. What we've offered is, is probably not in that exact bracket but I'd put it in the interesting bracket. I think from memory the one...
Starting point is 00:02:28 Miscellaneous bracket. The one on old school is phenomenal. Yeah, that would be good. Old school is just a classic film. So good, man. So good.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Love old school. Anyway, so thank you very much for joining us. It's an absolute pleasure to have your ears and it's been, I mean, I guess for me,
Starting point is 00:02:47 cause it is, it is different every week. And so for me, I mean, that was, it was almost refreshing. I guess it was like a dip in that we weren't engaging with the movie. Like we usually do. We were sort of,
Starting point is 00:02:58 it was almost like a game of, you know, when you're a kid and you had a balloon and used to walk around the house and have to keep the balloon in the air. Yeah. It was sort of like the mental equivalent of playing that game. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:09 I think we did very well at keeping that ball in the air. It only dawned on me late in the commentary, but what has happened with this is that a lot of the viewers, or the listeners, sorry, won't have watched the movie at all at our behest, and now we're breaking the cardinal rule. And so a lot of people,
Starting point is 00:03:24 I mean, I just hope that it was worth it for everyone who's just listened. Yeah. at all at our behest and now we're breaking the cardinal rule and so a lot of people i mean i just hope that it was worth it for everyone who's just listened um yeah so there's two ways you can experience the commentary you can either listen to it by itself which would be bizarre but you know the whole thing's bizarre or you could also um chuck the movie on uh and then and then turn the sound kind of down on that and chuck it up on us. That's right. And what did you see in the movie today that called out to you as particularly unique? Well, you drew my attention to Sherry Terry's top who plays Penny in the movie.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Yeah. That's about it. That costuming detail. Yeah, she wears a T-shirt that says I and then it has a picture of Lenny Fader and then it says the word Lenny. We've talked about it quite a picture of Lenny Fader and then it says the word Lenny so if you we've talked about it quite a bit recently
Starting point is 00:04:06 we have so that she's wearing like a jacket over the top I don't know when she arrives with her husband
Starting point is 00:04:14 to hide it from him maybe it wasn't a good idea doing a podcast after the commentary I feel drained no no no it's going to be good man you just got to
Starting point is 00:04:20 get that caffeine in you you have a drink of that caffeine but yeah I mean it's sort of like it's similar to when we did the twitter episode where we live tweeted it it just changes the whole feel of watching the movie because you're not you're not zoned in like some of the viewings we've done some of the darkest viewings i've done personally are the ones where i'm too tired to talk to you right i'm not tired enough to completely like zone into my thoughts and i'm just watching the movie with cold, dead eyes.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so any variation from that theme, which is the worst possible environment for me to be watching the movie, it's all relative, but it's enjoyable. Okay, so it's a different kind of pain. Yeah. And by virtue of it being different, there's something better about that than the normal kind of pain.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Yeah. That's what you're saying. Yeah. Well, people say better the devil you know, but I don't know how that applies to this. It's kind of the reverse. It's better the devil you don't know. Better the devil you haven't met before.
Starting point is 00:05:14 It's sort of like, how well do you know the devil? And I mean, what different environments can you hang out with the devil in? Which is a bit, it's a bit wordy for a sort of an idiom. I can see why they've cut that down
Starting point is 00:05:25 I can see why they went with the idiom that they went with we're recording in a slightly different environment today as well
Starting point is 00:05:30 we're downstairs rather than upstairs at my house because we we filmed I don't know how I'm feeling about that
Starting point is 00:05:36 but we filmed the commentary yeah yeah really it was really it's quite weird you said it
Starting point is 00:05:43 and it sort of just seemed like why wouldn't we if we've gotten the option? But it is an odd thing to do. I don't know. And we watched, in between the director's commentary and this, we watched some of the footage back.
Starting point is 00:05:52 It's quite weird. It's a weird thing to watch. Quite uncomfortable. I can't imagine anyone wanting to watch that. Well, can I be bothered putting it up is the question. Yeah. Because I'll have to do things to it. People will speak out about how they feel either way.
Starting point is 00:06:08 We've got to bring the energy up. I'm sorry. It's okay. Why are you so lethargic? I don't know, man. Come on. Look at me. I'm firing you up.
Starting point is 00:06:16 This is sort of a flip-flop. Usually it's you firing me up, but I'm bloody ready and raring to go. I've capped off, you know what I mean? Like the graph has gone up, up, up, up, up, and then it's just plateaued. Yeah. It's all falling action. I'm fucked. You're Enron.
Starting point is 00:06:29 I'm Enron. It's game over. You've been caught out. Yeah. Surely not. Not at the 40th. Yeah. Well,
Starting point is 00:06:37 I don't know. I was really putting everything into it for that commentary. Yeah. I feel like the well is empty. What order do you think they're going to be releasing? Is this after the commentary or before? Let me shake it off. Let me shake it off let me shake it off the commentary will come
Starting point is 00:06:47 out after this okay well let's not will it they're all good decisions that we all good questions you can't even speak you're so drained yeah well i was thinking we should throw that out to the crowd but we can't because then whatever fucking hell who cares you're tying yourself in logistical knots that's like have you seen the Mr. Show sketch The pre-taped phone-in show I haven't seen any Mr. Show Unfortunately
Starting point is 00:07:10 It's so funny It's David Cross at a desk And Bob Odenkirk Yeah yeah But this one's David Cross at a desk And he's organised a pre-taped phone-in show So he's talking to a guest But they're fielding questions
Starting point is 00:07:19 From the It's very confusing And that's what you just did to yourself Right I've Yeah David Crossed myself Yeah you have Well I mean Why don't we just did to yourself. Right. You've never crossed myself. Yeah, you have.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Well, I mean, why don't we just turn to a feature then to try and squeeze some juice out of this bloody dried out lemon. What do you want to kick off with, mate? Are we jumping on board a particular... Are we visiting a tour manager? No, why don't we just take a shining light? What was the moment in the movie for you today which was a bastion of hope?
Starting point is 00:07:49 We've got to try to avoid not doubling up because one immediately came to my head. Dig deep. Dig deep, you might find gold. That is a true sentence that someone who ran a lucky dip at the A&P show when I was about eight years old said to me. I was reaching into the lucky dip and she said,
Starting point is 00:08:08 dig deep, you might find gold. One of those weird things which just stuck in my head. Wow. Did you find gold? No, I got like a cap gun. That's pretty gold if you're a kid. Was there actual gold in there? Was that one of the options?
Starting point is 00:08:20 Wow. I guess in terms of misleading advertising, there'd better have been some gold in there. But maybe she meant gold in the metaphorical sense, in which case you probably did get it, because cap guns are wicked. She has to be pretty clear around the copy on that, otherwise she's going to be receiving a torrent of lawsuits.
Starting point is 00:08:37 My kid didn't find gold. My kid just got fart putty, and he's driving us up the wall. I think it was probably the bit where Shaq throws that guy over the house. Although, has that been a Shining Light movie? No, no, no. When Shaq throws the guy over the house. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Like, there was something about David Farrier joining us for the last episode which renewed my enjoyment of some of the more physical gags that are playing out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, that's a pretty cool one. One thing the movie does sort of alright is physical gags I think about the moments when I watch the film
Starting point is 00:09:08 which are the higher plot points on the graph of enjoyment it's your Nick Swartzen raft gags it's your jumping into the quarry gags it's that big physical throw it's Peter Dante on skis big physical gags are one thing that they kind of
Starting point is 00:09:22 they get right they get right oh Peter Dante on skis yeah man or close to right do you remember when we used to do the top five briefly for a few episodes and we did top five stunts once and that was a fun one because there's a lot of good stunts there you go see this i feel like this but we're speaking in relative terms now because i don't think we've ever really spoken about how great the stunts are before they're just i just i don't know if that was gold no you're right mate how do you have a shining light for the watch we just had the 40th uh my shining light for the
Starting point is 00:09:51 watch we just had was i want to say it's just the idea of uh kevin james filming those burp snuts uh just because the I mean without audio it's just the weirdest sort of thing you can do with your body like everyone everyone on set
Starting point is 00:10:10 would have had to be like yeah you yep you got it Kev we'll buy that there's no way of knowing it's a weird wormy body jerk that gag exists purely
Starting point is 00:10:18 in post production anyway I mentioned that in the director's commentary but it's the one thing that jutted out to me it is funny it's definitely funny so so jutted out to me. It is funny.
Starting point is 00:10:26 It's definitely funny. So here we are. Here we are. I want to take a bit of a broader view because I'm just, you know. You're struggling. I'm struggling. I want to take a bit of a broader view of the project. What Guy and I would love to do,
Starting point is 00:10:40 and we've mentioned this a few times, is jump on a big old jet plane, go to Los Angeles for for the 50 second viewing um how much money is that going to cost uh you're talking to me yeah what i i don't know how much does a flight cost like you can probably you can get it if you get the good flights you can get in flight maybe 1200 new zealand dollars return to la return it's the 600 each way i think it seems a little light i thought it'd be about 18 no but you got a time you got to get on one for like maybe $1,200 New Zealand dollars return to LA? Return? So $600 each way? I think so. That seems a little light. I thought it would be about $1,800.
Starting point is 00:11:06 No, but you've got to get on one of the sales. All right. Because what happens is these airlines, they'll run their regular fares and then they'll have sales. Do you think we could get... I mean, a lot of other sort of products and companies are starting to use that concept.
Starting point is 00:11:19 It's incredible. Do you think we could... I think it's a really good idea. I think it's here to stay. I think you haven't seen the last of the sale Could we get an airline on board? That's what I'm asking Oh
Starting point is 00:11:30 Probably not eh I don't imagine That anyone We don't have any connection Look we just have to buy the Okay fine Fine We'll do it your way
Starting point is 00:11:41 We could try There could be someone who works for an airline right now Going I could swing a deal. If anyone can, let us know. But otherwise, I'm picking, it's about $1,500 for each of us. Three grand. I reckon we can wing it for ACOM, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:58 LA's a friendly place. It's a friendly town. That's what they always say. Boston is a friendly town. They always say LA's best when you don't know anyone there. Yeah. And you have to sleep in a random place. Let's what they always say. Los Angeles is a friendly town. They always say LA is best when you don't know anyone there. Yeah, and you have to sleep in a random place.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Let's not look at logistics. Let's look at, in an ideal world, what we'd execute. So we'd come to Los Angeles, whatever the date we recorded the first one was, it would be sort of February,
Starting point is 00:12:16 sometime in February next year, and we hire a live venue. It's not that far away, bro. No, no. And who do we sit down with but Mr. Adam fucking Sandler himself. The three of us. First of all.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Side by side on stage and we say, Adam, tell us. What's it like walking in your shoes? And he'll say, it's very comfortable. I only wear the most comfortable shoes. And from there. I'm in loafer crocs. Yeah, and then we'll do. I got my loafer croc stocks on.
Starting point is 00:12:44 It's a combination of a loafer, a cro and then we'll I got my loafer croc stocks on it's a combination of a loafer a croc and a Birkenstock it's the most comfortable piece of footwear design you want one? no Adam
Starting point is 00:12:53 we've got some well you can't have any because I bought all of them anyway so we have that whole conversation with Adam live on stage
Starting point is 00:13:01 so but realistically we're not going to be able to get Adam Sandler because well I don't even know if I want him like even if I could wish if there was a wish genie how could you not want him with Adam live on stage. But realistically, we're not going to be able to get Adam Sandler. Well, I don't even know if I want him. Even if I could wish, if there was a wish genie. How could you not want him?
Starting point is 00:13:09 A wish genie, if you will. A genie that instead of doing the thing genies usually do, it grants wishes. Ah. I would still, I don't think I'd want Adam Sandler. Who would you wish for?
Starting point is 00:13:18 Probably, like, I reckon David Spade would be great. Well, who would actually be quite open, do you think, to talking about how kind of nuts it would have been? Because Nick Schwartz I don't think would.
Starting point is 00:13:27 None of them would. None of them necessarily would. I mean, I don't think... I think David Spade's a bit... Oh, John Lovitz. Because John Lovitz is just kind of like a fucking interesting, crazy dude. Yeah, I don't necessarily know that people would be that open to talking about the film.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Obviously, it would be predicated around the conversation of the film, much like the podcast itself. But what would probably wind up as just in conversation with someone um who is who is involved imagine we got a round table if we got all of the players why would they like they used us for a grown-ups three presser boom gotcha gotcha you sure did yeah that doesn't sound totally impossible it sounds ridiculously impossible i guess it is but if they knew what was good for them it sounds threatening um if they understood like social media and the internet and good humor we got we got a message for you hollywood they
Starting point is 00:14:16 they we're coming we're coming for you we're coming to do the grown-ups three press or whether you like it or not it's a three thousand dollar holiday where we don't know where we're sleeping yeah anyway um so if they were like good at their jobs the press people they would let us do the the press how good would that be if we did some events yeah for grown-ups three anyway so ideally that's what would happen is we'd be on a stage with adam sandler talking about his new footwear that he's releasing patrick schwarzenegger no hold on he wouldn't hold on okay reframe what you're thinking sorry i'm going slightly off path here but reframe what you're thinking if they do do press for grown-ups three which they may not but if they do if we get in touch with their people and say, we're a podcast, listen to all over the world, who does nothing but watch Grown Ups 2, they have to give us an interview. They have to read the email.
Starting point is 00:15:15 They just have to listen to one episode of the podcast to not give us the interview. They have to, bro. It's too relevant. They must. I was just realigning my sights on Patrick Schwarzenegger. Ooh, that's very possible. As a potential guest. Although his fucking star's on the rise now that he's seeing Miley Cyrus.
Starting point is 00:15:31 So he's going to be harder to get to. Oh, I actually read a little tidbit. I saw on the New Zealand Herald website, which is New Zealand's, it's meant to be New Zealand's... New Zealand's chip packet, is what they call it. It's great. New Zealand's leading journalism. And I clicked on a little link which said,
Starting point is 00:15:49 Schwarzenegger disapproves of Miley or something. And I was like, what's going on? They got posted up on our Fastbook wall. I did it. Yeah. Arnie's not keen. He's trying to intervene. They don't like that Miley's gone on the record as saying She's into drugs
Starting point is 00:16:06 But I don't think that'll affect him I mean he's a young guy You could do worse You could do I apologize for just interrupting you constantly That's okay I'm in a weird zone You could do worse than Miley Cyrus
Starting point is 00:16:18 I think Miley Cyrus is great Who's the Nickelodeon chick Who's wigged out big time Amanda Bynes That's really sad though I used to have a massive crush on her. So I heard to stick to Madness. Her show was very funny.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Sad to watch. Yeah, it was the Dancing Lobsters. Yeah. Right. She had a really funny sketch show. She did, man. Like, she was unusually talented.
Starting point is 00:16:38 She did really good characters. It was a solid show. And it was quite surreal and silly. I used to watch a lot of Nickelodeon. All that. Yeah. Kenan and Cal. Kenan and Cal was quite surreal and silly i used to watch a lot of nickelodeon all that yeah and cal ken and cal was one of the shows i remember i'd race home from school just to watch ken and cal ken and cal was one of the only shows i remember watching and i was laughing like you know how you laugh more when there are other people there yeah i remember noticing when i was younger i was watching it and laughing by myself and no one else was in the room
Starting point is 00:17:01 it's like first time yeah and i was It's like a little comedy masturbation session while you're a kid. Whoa, this must be so funny. Yeah. Nickelodeon's fucking wicked like that, eh? I think Nickelodeon probably informed the comedy of our generation more than any other thing.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Agree, disagree. Easy on. Agree, disagree. I don't know. Two options. Disagree. Why? There must be so much stuff
Starting point is 00:17:26 You know You've said Nickelodeon So it's all Rugrats It's not informing our opinion That's whiling away Our weekend mornings No but it's
Starting point is 00:17:35 What's in our heads mate It's impressing something On you sure Like Friends Surely informs Our generation's Comic sensibilities It's unique for everyone
Starting point is 00:17:44 Oh yeah Maybe you're right Maybe you're right Guy Montgomery Maybe you've got a point There is no surely informs our generation's comic sensibilities. It's unique for everyone. Oh, yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe you're right, Guy Montgomery. Maybe you've got a point. There is no yes or no answer. Guy Alexander Halifax Montgomery. Is that Alex first? Yeah. It is.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Okay, sweet. I nailed it. Grown Ups 3 is a terrifying specter on the horizon of my mind it's something that uh has been jokingly talked about by our fans but actually talked about in real life in hollywood spade yeah because it makes sense that it would exist because very profitable film hugely profitable yeah franchise do you know if the first one made lots of money it must have eh it must have made heaps but I wonder if it made
Starting point is 00:18:27 if you're doing a sequel because it was Adam Sandler's first sequel so presumably it made a lot of money I still like the idea I think I partially floated it a while ago
Starting point is 00:18:34 maybe in the Corrie episode I like the idea of as part of this Netflix deal Adam Sandler creating a movie where all of his famous characters exist in the same universe yeah
Starting point is 00:18:43 and they all sort of meet at some family reunion maybe they're all dist universe yeah and they all sort of meet at some family reunion maybe they're all distantly related and uh and they all interact with each other a lot like eddie murphy and the nutty professor i mean i don't know that i think it would be a particularly good film but i think it would certainly be very interesting so did he have other characters he created in there he was the whole family yeah yeah yeah okay right right yeah yeah there'll be other secondary characters all your adam sand Sandler players will be in there. Maybe we could get a walk-on role.
Starting point is 00:19:07 The thing is, if Adam Sandler kick-started a movie, we could pay enough money if we could raise it to get a walk-on role in an Adam Sandler film. But Adam Sandler would never kick-start a movie. Kick-start a movie. There's no Zach Braff. Does Zach Braff do that? Yeah, he made one called Wish You Were Here.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Oh, man, that had a killer soundtrack. I didn't see that movie, but I want to because, what's his name? Something Potemka. The guy in Homeland, and he's a really good singer, and he's in The Princess Bride. Don't know. Maddie?
Starting point is 00:19:35 Maddie Potemka? Something similar to that. Phenomenal actor. He's in Wish You Were Here, and the shins have got a really good song on the soundtrack. That sounds exactly like the marketing plan for a Zach Braff film. It does, doesn't it? All right, Zach, what are you going to make?
Starting point is 00:19:48 I don't know, but the Shins will be on the soundtrack. We're in, said the public, as they gave him their money to do exactly that. Good on you, Zach. Scrubs was formative for me. Scrubs was a show I watched a lot. How old is Scrubs? I thought it was very funny.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Sort of like late teenage years, maybe. Late teens. You think Scrubs informed your comedy, though? Yeah. Sort of like late teenage years, maybe. Late teens. You think Scrubs informed your comedy, though? Yeah. I feel like you want to go younger for that. No, it's all informing. It's being informed all the time. You know what I'm disgusted by?
Starting point is 00:20:18 Bob Saget probably informed a bit of my humor. That's all right. You just naturally watch a lot of Full House when you were a kid, growing up in the 90s. There's a very funny website called full house reviewed i think that's what it is and someone it's actually not as similar to what we're doing uh someone in this uh someone has has chronologically watched every episode of full house yeah and written like a sort of 500 to 1000 word maybe uh synopsis slash takedown. It's just bad mouthing for what the examples of Full House is as a family.
Starting point is 00:20:50 It's very funny. It's definitely worth checking out. Someone wrote, I think maybe for crack.com, a really interesting article about how fucking dark family comedies were in the 90s because a parent was always dead, was always the responsible element for the whole storyline. Yeah, and we also got a message on the facebook page from someone who who wrote a blog i haven't read it and i read it when i was doing something else so i can't quite remember but he wrote he wrote a blog he watched a movie he did exactly the same thing only he wrote a blog instead
Starting point is 00:21:15 of a podcast i don't know if he had a friend which is pretty reckless behavior pal for what movie i can't remember i'll look it up Okay We can post it on the Facebook page So I guess we should do our other features, Guy That's right Sell it Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour. Roll up, it's an inspiration.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Roll up for the mystery tour. The Steve Buscemi mystery tour is coming to take you away. Now, right now, it's coming to take you away. Okay, Steve Buscemi suffers an injury in grown-ups. We do not know the details of the injury but we do like to speculate once a week as to what would have caused his very specific symptoms uh which is 40 feeling in his body and his arms are trapped above his head i believe it's my my bash i believe it is uh so steve buscemi was training uh to be a helicopter pilot uh-huh uh
Starting point is 00:22:22 his character was tim wiley was. In the first film. It was a very expensive. Sort of shoot. That they set up for this. And it's a real disappointment. That they couldn't use the footage. I think I know where this is going. But he's in the hospital.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Not in the hospital. He's in a helicopter. Those are similar words. And they're flying high. Above Stanton, Connecticut. Or wherever they are. In the first film. And he's talking to.
Starting point is 00:22:42 The helicopter pilot. And they get into an argument. And I think the reason. They didn't use it. Is because this didn't really tie in with any anything to do with the film at all yeah i was really hastily written and just slapped in the script but they shot it anyway yeah uh and they get into an argument and then then the guy's like uh fuck you wiley and he pushes him push him out of a helicopter. Out of a helicopter. And Wiley is going over head first. So he gets pushed. And his body, he leaves with his head and arms. So his back's kind of facing the ground.
Starting point is 00:23:14 But he grabs onto the railing and flips his whole body around. And in that motion, it breaks both of his arms. Oh, jeez. And it sort of straps him into that very position. The touchdown position while he's hanging for dear life from the helicopter
Starting point is 00:23:27 god but there was yeah and then he falls all the way to earth and he lands in a waterfall and then
Starting point is 00:23:37 those are his injuries not where I thought you were going with that no where did you think I was going slightly gorier I thought that
Starting point is 00:23:42 the helicopter was still on the ground or it nailed a landing maybe and he was like sick landing like touchdown Where did you think I was going? Slightly gorier. I thought that the helicopter was still on the ground, or it nailed a landing maybe, and he was like sick landing, like touchdown, chucked his arms up, and the blades took off his arms. And then he got prosthetic arms that were incorrectly attached. They were cast like that for the first... So they were just stuck in that position,
Starting point is 00:24:01 and he lost so much blood that he got nerve damage. But then two years after... And they also put him on a lot of like... in that position and he lost so much blood that he got nerve damage yeah and um but then two years after they also put him on a lot of like he was heavily sedated which limited his his feeling and then after the two years
Starting point is 00:24:12 they finally found an arm transplant for him that's right yeah hey lefty and right well how about that two options on the Steve Buscemi mystery tour
Starting point is 00:24:18 you pick yeah this week ladies choice yeah what a treat um and then that just leaves one more. Sure does.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Paddy Schwartz. Party time. It's Paddy Schwartz party time. It's party time. With Paddy Schwartz. Patrick Schwarzenegger's coming to your house with fairy bread. He's putting it in your mouth. Yum, yum. Chew it up. I'm Patrick Schwarzenegger's coming to your house with fairy bread. He's putting it in your mouth. Yum, yum, chew it up.
Starting point is 00:24:46 I'm Patrick Schwarzenegger. Here is the part where we appreciate the son of Arnie. And my favorite bit with him in the film this week was... Should we do it one word at a time, Patrick Shaw's negative. It was the moment when Paddy lifts his hand above his head and parties, which he loves so. Paddy does this for a long time. Ages. His father is so mad about this. The end.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Fuck, man. We've been around this movie Too long today We almost made it We almost did We almost got out of this Alive guy Well So we need to start planning
Starting point is 00:25:55 If we're gonna make this trip To California We're gonna need to Crowdsource some money Cause I cannot Oh yeah Fuck the shirt too That's gonna set me back
Starting point is 00:26:03 Too fitty But I tell you what The guy was okay uh for those who didn't hear or whatever um in episode like nine very early on i said hand on heart i would pay 250 for a shirt that has tim meadows face on it and that ridiculous catchphrase which is what so this fucking great design someone went out and designed it some dude in America who listens to the podcast and like an asshole put it online
Starting point is 00:26:28 for exactly 250 New Zealand dollars that's definitely going to get picked up you're just rebrushing the microphone into your mustache yeah
Starting point is 00:26:37 sorry that was irresponsible of me I was I was just it felt really good at the time I'll bet and I was mentally
Starting point is 00:26:43 zoned out and I'm sorry for that. We've arrived at the end. So hold on. I'm telling the T-shirt tale. Oh, no, we haven't. We're in the middle of the T-shirt tale. We're just in the middle of the T-shirt tale.
Starting point is 00:26:51 So the guy's not an asshole. Good on him for designing it and putting it up there and going to the effort of making a storefront and stuff. So now I've got to fucking buy it, I guess, which is fine. Someone wrote on the page they'd rather you gave the money to charity. Well, this is the beautiful thing. First of all all he was like You don't have to buy the shirt
Starting point is 00:27:06 And I was like I kind of do have to buy the shirt I said You know I said what I said I said what I said Now we're fighting Yeah
Starting point is 00:27:14 And so now He's gone Just give it to charity And I said no I'll buy the shirt And he says Alright where would you like the $193 US going And I was like What a good dude so if you got any ideas on a charity that would kind of you know this is really a time when our pain can lead to something beautiful i don't think
Starting point is 00:27:37 it's i know 200 yeah it's a lovely gesture 200 us isn't it it's not a truckload of cash. But you know where's it best spent? I don't know. Somewhere cool. Somewhere cool. For some useful cause. Guy would you recommend that people do the commentary track while watching the movie? I think that's the only way
Starting point is 00:28:00 to do it. I'm going to go against you on that. I'm going to hardly disagree. I think you should uh yeah it's up to you honestly viewers choice listeners choice i think this is the best order to do it in uh like and number one on my list is just when you're going about your day just have the commentary track going you will love it yeah i get no you're not wrong actually because if you watch it with the movie this definitely has to be released before the commentary by the way so that people can take this into consideration if you watch it with the movie you're still watching the movie but if you if you do it like because isn't this whole thing already
Starting point is 00:28:33 just so far out there that like it's it's sort of scrambling your brain a bit i mean why why put in a strain of logic by watching the movie when you could just hear the the us like devolving responding to us you could just listen to us devolve into madness while watching the movie yeah yeah yeah and like i've never even considered that angle what do you mean well like that's that's so in tune with the the rest of the podcast to listen to it without watching the movie completely it is this is the nature this is the spirit of the thing. So I've got a beautiful vision in my head of someone who has to do a really long drive
Starting point is 00:29:08 by themselves. Yeah. An hour 41. Yeah, like quite long. It's not that long, is it? But this is part of a long drive. And we can just provide a little bit of,
Starting point is 00:29:19 maybe, hopefully, a chuckle or two and keep you company in your car, you know? And you can feel our energy dip and crest and... Wayne and... Wayne. Rise again.
Starting point is 00:29:30 You'll feel when Wayne arrives, it's near the end of the movie, and Wayne does not go away. Wayne's got a weird energy. Wayne kind of even probably came along for the podcast this week. Yeah. Yeah. I had an earlier point I wanted to return to. I can't for the life of me
Starting point is 00:29:45 remember what it is you were saying watch it without oh yeah so this is the order watch it without second best option would be watch it with the movie third best option
Starting point is 00:29:55 is if we release the video watch it on YouTube you could watch us recording it I would put that at the bottom of the heap it might not even make it funnily enough that's actually the most convenient order as well.
Starting point is 00:30:06 You can listen to the audio at any time. If you do it with the video, fuck you. Hey, thank you all so much for listening. Really. It's a real treat. No, it's not. What am I saying? I don't like this. It's a treat that you're listening.
Starting point is 00:30:17 It's a treat that you're listening. It's great that someone's on board. We'd be doing it anyway, so it's nice that there's some sort of payoff. This is very difficult now, guys. This is what you need to appreciate. We're at week 40. This is hard. This is a hard thing we're doing.
Starting point is 00:30:30 I'm finding it really hard, Guy. You're having a bad day. I mean, yeah. Yeah. It's hard. So I think it's only going to get harder from here on in. Pray for us and keep all your feedback coming in. I don't care if you call me a fucking asshole
Starting point is 00:30:45 or set me up with $250 shirts do what you gotta do if anyone's listened this far I don't think they're gonna call you a fucking asshole but now someone might do it
Starting point is 00:30:53 just to spite spite that we love you guys and we'll see you next week for watch number number 41 of Grown Ups 2
Starting point is 00:31:01 that's a silly sentence isn't it we'll catch you next week for watch 41 of Grown Ups 2 catch you next week bye

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