The Worst Idea Of All Time - Replay S01E41: Tanya?

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Tim is distracted by a blackbird, Guy's had enough. But picking up the ball and running for the try line, the lads bring back the chat. Critical analysis of Adam Sandler's latest masterpiece this week extends to a dissection of the child actors' careers on Grown Ups 2, a review of the gym that features in the movie AND one pro gender equality move on the film makers behalf. But the real question is... Do they have Grown Ups 2 extra Tayna this week? Only one way to find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

today you ready okay let's go the hunt for the wildest movie of the summer everybody and here this is your super friendly and not aggressive reminder to buy tickets immediately borderlands now playing episode 41 let's go the boys are excited i feel like this is a period of the podcast where we just started getting a little hint of sort of success and notoriety nothing tangible yet but what's crazy to think is in i think like i guess about 10 weeks from this episode guy and i must have been in california so that all happened pretty damn quick getting the um the kickstarter or whatever it was up online and anyway fucking good times good memories more good memories the patty schwartz party time theme that someone made

for us fucking rips ass you can look forward to hearing that in here i've i had all of the stuff i kind of lost because there's just lots of things lots of like fan art pictures people have sent us over the years and like bits of audio stings that they had made and sent in and like I've got a few of them but I'd lost so many so it's good to come across like this one

which is baked into the episode because it is fantastic so good some evidence in this episode or rationale I guess for why i don't do accents and voices uh you got that to look forward to and mainly just a look a couple of couple of guys hopped up on the possibility i think of the wheels getting attached to a great vehicle to take them to los angeles california it's um it's palpable. It's exciting. So yeah, enjoy.

The kettle stays. The kettle stays in. Build up your mind podcast the only podcast in the world where two people watch the movie grown-ups too every single week for a year and review it at the moment i'm just watching a bird outside my window eating a berry that's too big look dude look at that blackbird struggling away with that berry oh he dropped it that's so good i can't a podcast is an oral experience your commentary on the bird is worthless to these people so funny though if only you guys could see what I'm seeing right now. This is bad. This is a bad way to start. I'm tearing the volume down if I'm listening. In the last episode, he's going again.

That one's even bigger. Stop. Look at me. Look into my eyes. You never look in my eyes when we're doing it anymore. Thank you. Is this good? Yes.

Okay. What were you saying? The last podcast. In the last podcast we did, we did the audio commentary, which was 101 minutes, which is one hour 41. It's too long, really. It is too long. It's too long for a podcast.

It's too long for some movies, as it turns out. Too long for that movie. And actually, I am going to confess, I haven't listened back to that yet. Oh, that's great. So there's going to be a risk of us parroting, or me at least, parroting some things that have been said in the previous podcast. Do you just wipe whatever's in your head when we're doing this? Does it not sustain you?

I've sort of trained myself to not generate memories while I'm talking to you about grown-ups too. Wow. I know. It's dark. Biologically interesting. We could get you to say some pretty weird shit, and you'd have no idea.

It'd be like hypnosis. Yeah. Anywhoos. Hey, so this this watch do you know what man because we did the commentary it was almost like taking a break in a way so this one didn't feel as brutal as some of the watches that we've had i've had yeah i thought i do think i was getting pretty antsy towards the end i was standing up there's about 15 seconds when i was trying to block the TV you were and I got mad at you you did because as I said

as I said if you're not going to watch the movie guy then there's no point to any of this to which I replied whether or not we watch the movie

there is no point to any of this either way there's a kind of a point what is it? to find out where the point is of breaking point searching for breaking point match that would be the name of your autobiography What is it? To find out where the point is of Breaking Point.

Searching for Breaking Point. Match. That would be the name of your autobiography. Yeah. Tim Badd, search him for the Breaking Point. You make it sound real badass when in actual fact all we're doing is watching an Adam Sandler movie. I just changed my cadence. Yeah, no, it was actually a surprisingly enjoyable watch this week.

I certainly found some things I hadn't seen before that I enjoyed. Do you want to cast one of those inside of the Shining Light wrapper? I've got enough that I don't even... Dip it in the chocolate that is the Shining Light and deliver it forth. I'm not even going to dip this in the Shining Light chocolate. Put it in that golden wooden horse. Leave it at the gates. I've got enough positive memories from watching the movie just now

that I can say positive memories That aren't my shining light Wow Just a general observation So you've got surplus Like more than one good thing More than one good thing To say about this movie

Mark this is unprecedented This has never happened before Keithy does some really good acting Early on Yes So when the pervy postman Is admiring Selma Hayek's bra On the Atlas of the Dead

Who should have been Newman Newman Newman I never learned his real name What do you mean the actor Yeah Is it posty is admiring Selma Hayek's bra on the Atlas of the Dead. Who should have been... Newman from Seinfeld. Newman. I never learned his real name. What do you mean?

The actor? Yeah. The postie or in Seinfeld? Neither. Both of those are not known by me. Anyway, when the pervy postman is admiring Selma Hayek's bra, Keithy does a really convincing ooh.

And it's sort of, it's just details like this. Do you want to know why it's so good because he doesn't use his fucking hands that's right it's the only line in the movie he delivers

without using his hands very handsy actor yes he's got his own show on Nickelodeon does he yeah I haven't seen it do you reckon it's as good

as the Amanda Bynes show was no the Amanda Bynes show was formative Amanda Bynes was a real talent I was talking to someone about her recently. It was on the podcast, buddy.

See, I don't remember anything. That's wonderful. That's kind of why I brought it up, guy. This is great. You laid a honey trip for me. Do you know what, though, dude? If I didn't listen back to them, I'd be in the same boat as you. Because I listened back once.

To all of them. Well, you are our audio editor. I am the audio engineer. I just swan in here, watch the movie, complain for 30 minutes, and swan out and go, Tim, release it. The people have a right to know. But yeah, as I was saying, lots to enjoy this week. Well, I noticed stuff that I haven't ever seen before as well

And I'll tell you one of them Here it is Kid Dynamite with Chris Rock's son Bends over with the rest of the women In Scott Robux 101 That is good Now that's good acting By Kid Dynamite

Do you think that's direction? Yeah Is it A direction, B written in the script That's good acting by Kid Dynamite. Yeah. Do you think that's direction? Yeah. Is it A, direction, B, written in the script, or three, a fantastic ad lib by a very strong young actor? See, now, why did you flip to numbers after two letters? You really set me up for C, but you gave me three. I don't know. All right.

I didn't even know I did that. Oh, I thought you were providing texture. Texture. See if I was listening. What was it? It was direction clearly because he's too young to come up with that himself like he is kid dynamite no doubt about it his talent he's a good good acting talent revelation he's too young to come up unlucky not to get his name

on the poster actually yeah i've been tagging all of the grown-ups too at the local dvd shop with the word uh kid dynamite underneath kevin james i've actually been twinking out kevin james and running kid dynamite over Kevin James. I actually noticed something in the squat aerobics class as well. Please. They are exercising in what must be the shittiest gym in town.

It is a run down hole. It's not a gym. They've got four exercise cycles, like a handful of Swiss balls and then just this tatty carpet and a cracked mirror. I mean, you know, we know that Selma Hayek's, what's her name, Roxanne

we know that Roxanne is Roxanne Chase Fender we found out today she's got a double barrel last name one of the only moves that was pro gender equality in the whole film they let Selma Hayek's character have a double barrel last name I love that anyway

I don't know why they were working out at such a shitty gym it's a small town but surely there's more than one gym have a double barrel last name. I love that. Touching. Anyway. Anyway, yeah. I mean, I don't know why they were working out at such a shitty gym. It's a small town, but surely there's more than one gym. Surely they'd go for the top shelf. Well, yeah, especially because the woman who is credited,

as we found out in the commentary, as Kitty Beefcakes. Yeah. Is that what they call her in those credits? Yeah, that's what they call her. Like, she's cut, man. She looks good. She looks real good.

And there's no... Well, you know, from that point of view, from a bodybuilding point of view, not my particular cup of tea. Not to your taste. I'd feel too emasculated. Not everyone's tailoring themselves to your tastes, Tim. And nor should they, mate.

I woke up and dressed myself, and I didn't even consider you when I was putting these clothes on this morning. I'm happy to hear that, mate. Did you think of me when you dressed yourself? I did. Yeah, this is a color that I thought you would like. That's why I've got both blue jeans and a blue t-shirt on.

Yeah, you do. Because I thought, this guy likes me in blue. Call that the Montgomery special. I love it when you dress up in blue for me. So, what I was trying to say is, because it's weird if she's going to the gym to do squat aerobics, because she's either nailing it by herself, unaided by a gym, like she's got a home gym, or she's at a fantastic gym. I'd say even if you're operating at an amateur bodybuilding level, you'd probably have some

sort of weight regimen in your house, just so that whenever you get the urge, the hankering. So, what's she going to squat aerobics for? I think it's addictive. I think working out to that level is addictive. I think that's like cigarettes or caffeine. Yeah. So she's got a problem. In addition to everyone in the town questioning her gender, gender identity,

she's got some other issues going on. It's not a great. Hey, I'm going to bring up something important, guy. Okay. Super important. Sony got hacked. yeah sony got fucking hacked big time this week someone stole like a hundred terabytes of their data and uh do you need there's some i'm gonna leave with you guys we've got some journalists here watching us they've been watching us the whole time and now they want to tell us

something but i don't know what it is they want us journalists oh they want us there's a huge cushion between us that says fuck that is how could you not keep that in journalist photographer we're getting interviewed by the local paper and i'll just turn around the cushion i've never done this before and on the other side it says love can you guys just make some noise that's human to make sure we haven't gone insane and you're not imaginary that's right they're real they do exist oh shit we've got a movie to write if not so just remember we've got a big podcast on our hands sony got hacked so 100 terabytes of data has been stolen about 40 gigs been released online uh all sorts of shit not only their movies and scripts,

but weird financial transactions. That's right. And we're not, I mean, there's so much interesting and odd about this. We're not even going to explore the conspiracies of who has hacked them. It was North Korea, but we can get into that later.

No, we can't. We don't have time to discuss that. We'll speak about specifically what is pertaining to us. About four of you have already posted this. It only happened a few hours ago. And thank you. thank you very much um the what what happens at the sony when they're they're planning marketing for pictures or maybe even these script meetings i'm not 100 i think it's marketing meetings is they they write down like uh the key themes and they have a they play

things really fast and loose with the definition of the word theme i'm on the right right page. Some of the key themes for grown-ups too, from memory, Tim's just trying to dig up the slide right now, are male problems slash potty humour. Toilet humour. Toilet humour. As if that is one thing in itself. One interchangeable term. And of any remote interest as a theme.

Is potty humor a theme i mean they're making me question my own definition of the word theme it's definitely themes are like love is a theme isn't it love will prevail is that a theme yeah love overcomes that sort of shit that's theme that's themey the page that i was on guy that i had loaded up on my little cell phone here was was the other one. Where they found this document, which is just called Sony Pictures Comments 2012 or something like that. And it said, it is commendable that Sony Pictures Entertainment understands and supports the importance of risk-taking, particularly in how we pick films to greenlight. However, the studio needs to change deal structure it has with Happy Madison as this arrangement has been disproportionately benefiting Adam Sandler and his team relative to Sony. Fucking champ.

Like, as much as I detest Adam Sandler for so many reasons, chief among them making this god-awful movie that we have to keep watching, he has taken on Goliath and he has won. He's been taking them for a ride. That is so funny. We sort of have touched on this in the past, haven't we, about the Hollywood accounting and what exactly is going on

on an operation like Grown Ups 2. Where's the budget going? No one knows except Sandler. Sandler has a handle on this whole operation. God damn, he's got money for jam and it's all at the expense of Sony. I mean, there are a few Sony employees bad-mouthing Sandler. Yeah, they call those movies bland and shitty. I mean, there are a few Sony employees bad-mouthing Sandler. Yeah, I think this movie's like bland and shitty. I said shitty, they said bland.

I think it's, they're not all bland or shitty, but I think, you know, if you look at his recent filmography. Also, actually, I just discovered this week, someone's put us on the trivia page for Grown Ups 2 on IMDb. So if you are listening, thank you so much. Yeah, cheers. Because anyone could look up that website, and now they'd know about it.

You even named the podcast. On a related note, in terms of appreciation for the fans, we've been receiving just the best correspondence ever. Just some messages that are so long and delightful. You guys are shining beacons of light and hope in a despairing dark cavity I almost feel like we could do a whole podcast Just reading out great

We got I'm going to post this on the Facebook wall After this ep goes up We got an email from a Cambridge University student A remarkably detailed Sort of like first And yes, the Cambridge At least first year university level essay

Drawing thematic comparisons between to kill a mockingbird. Yeah. Harper Lee's fantastic to kill a mockingbird and grownups too. And someone said, I told my flatmate this and they said, uh, do they, I mean, is there merit in what they were writing? To which I said, I mean, I think, I fairness, if you put that level of observation on anything, you can draw comparisons. But I mean, it's a bang-up. It's a bang-up essay.

I know a lot about grown-ups, too. Don't know a lot about One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. To Kill a Mockingbird. To Kill a Mockingbird. See? Either of those. Either of those. They were all on in fifth-form English.

I don't know which one was which. I didn't read either of them But I love the fact Just for our American listeners 5th form English That would be your freshman year Don't pander to them No that would be your junior year

Don't you dare It's your junior year They'll come to us Alright Oh yeah and we're going to go to you as well I really want to go to LA I've decided we want to make it a thing Look we haven't even mentioned What's coming up in this episode as well all right uh before you

go on some weird and wild random crowdsourcing flights to los angeles that's where i was going you just saved me a bunch of time we have got on this episode coming up uh a conversation with tanya tanya akim uh, we've long been promising this. Tanya is an extra to whom we reached out weeks and weeks ago. She's in the ice cream shop with Colin Quinn.

She does some fantastic acting. She gets brained by an ice cream scoop. And I mean, so I'm really looking forward to talking to her and sort of seeing what her experience is like

and what she's been up to since the movie came out. You and me both. Yeah. Anyway, so that's to look forward to. I mean, do you want to touch on this whole ludicrous idea to get us to Los Angeles? Nope.

I'd rather do my Shining Light. Okay. Which I can't remember because you wrote it down for me. I'll turn the page. That's such a good page noise. Listen to this, folks. It's paper. Your Shining Light, Tim.

Keithy Scream Peak. Now, in film, you don't get it all the time, but once in a while, you get a character scream, and when your sound guy isn't too good, they've got the boom too close to their face, and it peaks out, so it distorts, right? And the best example of this ever is Marv in Home Alone 1 when he gets a tarantula on his face

and it is one of the best sounding screams in cinema. I challenge anyone to find me a better one. It doesn't peak. It does peak. But it's just a very committed scream that he gets. It's such an unrewarding job sound because, I mean, the only measurable of whether or not you've done a good job is if anyone notices. And the goal is to not be noticed.

That's the same as so many jobs, man. If you're doing it right, you're invisible. And you only get visible when you're a Muppet. Anyway. Anyway, so who is it who screams? Keithie. What bit am I... Oh, when he slams his leg down.

On the table. Why is that my shining light? Because you're an idiot. That was terrible. My shining light was also during the dinner scene. We both had it. Today. You ready?

Okay, let's go. The hunt for the wildest movie of the summer. Everybody run! Ends here. This is your super friendly and not aggressive reminder to buy tickets immediately. Borderlands. Now playing. Bang, bang. Mine was Chris Rock.

You'll notice on his plate he has a really hearty helping of lasagna. Chris Rock's pretty much got a family-sized lasagna heaped on his plate at the beginning of dinner. And then there's sort of a five to six second conversation taking place at the dinner table between his children and his wife, Maya Rudolph. And then when it comes back to Chris Rock, in about eight seconds, he has straight up demolished half of a lasagna.

And I mean, I'm assuming it's fresh out of the oven. That's a hot lasagna. You're going to burn the roof of your mouth. Temperature or not. You're going to be getting some indigestion problems, certainly. That's still just a fuckload of carbs

to be slamming down your gob. He's a family man. You've got to start looking at what you're eating, Chris. You can't put away a whole lasagna at dinner time anymore. You're in your 40s, mate.

You're in your 40s. You've got to be honest with yourself and your body. Listen to what it's saying to you. Yeah. Speaking of which, someone who's got a fantastic body

and isn't afraid of listening to it It goes by the name of Oh I see Paddy Schwartz Party time It's Paddy Schwartz party time It's party time with Paddy Schwartz

He's running around in his muscle singlet Eating a pizza cause he owns a pizza company It's Paddy Schwartz party time with Paddy Schwartz. He's running around in his muscle singlet eating a pizza because he owns a pizza company. It's Paddy Schwartz. Party time. Paddy Schwartz. Party time. It's party time with Paddy Schwartz.

So we found out this week that Paddy Schwartz owns a Blaze location. That's why he's always flogging it. He owns one of them. He owns one of the franchises. I suspected that from dot one. You definitely did. And actually, big shout out to Blaze Pizza. If you are on the Venice boardwalk and you're looking for a quick, delicious slice of pizza,

not too heavy. It's not going to slow you down for your workout at Gold's later or your yoga session with Tanya. You go Gold's first. Always go Gold's first. Yeah. I don't know which of you is eating pizza on your way to the gym, but you've got to look at your decisions.

You're 40 now. You've got to look after your body. And to it you gotta listen to it uh yeah anyway so what was patty schwartz's party time this week tim you took the reins so it happened for about three quarters of one second in the movie it's all you need with patty and it was the scene when it's been said that having having sex with patrick schwarzenegger it can actually only last three quarters of a second because the level of intensity is so high that if you have sex with him for longer than that

exact amount of time, you literally become catatonic and cannot feel emotions or communicate with other people. So, shit, you've really thrown me there. Because I looked you in the eye

because you told me to at the start and there was such intensity and now I'm... No, you... I know where i'm going with this i got this big dog keep a handle on things at the um party scene at the end we're at the fader's house and the frat boys show up and we're running we're running at each other lord of the rings style a community versus the orcs slash frat boys and uh you see patty schwartz's face for a brief second but i'll tell you what it's pissed off it's angry it's got aggression on it and uh it's great it's really good acting from him that's hey and and if you're listening patty big ups to you as always come join us in la

come join us in la uh just quickly because we're about to cross over live to Tanya now, which means that we're going to have to wrap up our analysis of the film. I kept a log today of the continuity errors vis-a-vis the raft. How much time do you think we have? Save that for next episode. No, look, it's going to be real quick. Anyway, because it's always bothered me. I've always noticed it. It's a really, I mean, it's a glaring error.

So the first time you see the raft is when Nick Swartzen pulls the cord and came out. There are no seats in the raft. Bronchitis is still there. No one wants to hear about your bronchitis. Right, you go. It's fucking disgusting. You go. Anyway, the next time you see the raft,

they've always had to buy that raft, I'm assuming, because of opening it. They've strapped it to the roof of the bus. There are now seats on that raft. Previously, there were no seats. Now, there are seats on the raft. And it continues like that. There's always seats on the raft

until the next time you see one, which is when Kevin Hart explodes one out of his fanny pack. There are then no seats on the raft. Kevin Hart's in this movie? Kevin James. Oh, Kevin James, yeah. I would kill for some Kevin Hart.

Imagine if next week when we turned on the movie, Kevin Hart walked into one of the scenes. Would that not just fill you with joy? It would freak me out. There's something we've been experiencing for 40 weeks suddenly changed that's already been recorded. What are you talking about?

I'm sorry, bro, for breaking the world of the podcast where it all makes sense and means something. Listen, I can tell you exactly why the seats, seats, no seats, seats situation is. Because when the raft is exploding out, those rafts can't have seats. It's too rigid to fit in a fanny pack. You'll notice whenever it explodes out, it doesn't have seats. But when it's just a static shot, it has seats. And that's the reason why.

So they're buying different rafts from the one advertised. Or they've created one that can explode And the secret to making it fit in the fanny pack I know what you're trying to do We need to get on to Tanya But first we need to get on a mystery tour bus Because Roll up

Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up This one's too long Yeah yeah Far too long It's the Steve Buscemi mystery tour What happened to cause Steve Buscemi To have his very unique

Set of ailments In Grown Ups 1 He's only got 40% feeling in his body And his arms are trapped in the touchdown position How are we going to do it this week, Tim? Let me grab this one, bro. Okay. Kid Dynamite,

Mayor Rudolph and Chris Rock's youngest. Yes. Bit him in the ankle. Ooh, yeah. A la John Lovitz in the squat aerobics class. You got the callback. Yeah. In such a specific location that it caused nerve damage.

He hit something. He hit something in there. But he's the kicker, right? location that it caused nerve damage. He hit something. He hit something in there. But he's the kicker. Right? The arms, an unrelated injury. It didn't come from the same thing. Two injuries in one movie.

Yes. Wiley cannot catch a break. So Charlotte accidentally ironed a shirt to his arms while he was wearing it. Oh, what a caperish movie grown-up sounds like. So Steve Buscemi got a skin graft and couldn't move his arms for a while. Okay.

Roll up. Roll up. It was a brief mystery tour. What we're going to do now is we're gonna play someone submitted to us a fully produced rock version

of the Paddy Schwartz Party Time intro uh sampled our voices added some rock music yeah I'm gonna give that an outing now

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Paddy's woods, all the time It's Paddy's woods, all the time Paddy's woods, all the time It's Paddy's woods, all the time Paddy's woods, all the time It's Paddy's woods, all the time It's all the time That was brought to you by the fantastic fan of the podcast, Martin Law from Bloomington, Indiana. What a dude.

What a great guy. Big thanks to you, Martin. And obviously now it is an absolute pleasure to welcome to the podcast, never-time listener, but star of the film, Tanya A tanya come on down hey guy hey tim how you doing really good thank you how are you i'm so good thank you so much for taking the time out of your busy californian schedule and squeezing us in oh it's a it's an honor to be on the podcast an honor yeah really oh yeah here you guys are going great new zealand yeah we're going okay down here in new zealand how are you going now obviously we'll

get to the film uh in due course but i mean how are you going in general what's life but what's what's life for tanya aiken being like post grown-ups too oh it's pretty good it's pretty good just running my yoga yeah my yoga running your yoga oh yeah i'm a practitioner i teach people but grim you got your own studio uh-huh yeah here in california what part of california in the valley that's in los angeles i think my jose angeles california i see uh and how's that going for you so good i understand you've just been on a retreat in India, maybe? I understand that, too. And is it true? Yeah.

Beyond understanding it? Oh, yeah. Yeah? How was that? India's dirty. Dirty? So dirty. What do you mean? The streets are dirty? Yeah. So much rubbish.

Did you do some cleaning up? No one's buying this, eh? Probably. Almost definitely not. I wouldn't say anyone would be buying this. We got stood up. We did, big time. So this has been recorded several days after the first bit of the podcast, so that's why it probably sounds different.

Sorry about that. We had a time with Tanya, and I don't hold any grudges, because we'll talk to her. We will. I don't begrudge her. If anything, it's better. It lengthens the tease even more. It makes this an even bigger deal than it once was.

That payoff is really going to come through. What are we even going to ask you, though? I'll do Tanya. You do. Okay. Okay, let's waste some more time on this. Tanya, welcome to the podcast. Hello.

Thank you. It's so good to be here. Yeah, it's great to have you on. Listen, I want to dive right in and ask you it's so good to be here yeah it's great to have you on listen i want to dive right in ask you about making the movie oh yeah sure so what is it like working with huge hollywood stars like adam sandler and kevin james and chris rock oh my god uh for me it was i mean i sort of just got called in. I knew one of the producers, and they said, can you do us a favor? We need someone to get brained by an ice cream scoop.

And I said yes immediately. And I didn't actually get to work with any of the stars of the film. It was just me and Colin Quinn in the ice cream shop. What's Colin like as a dude? He's lovely. This is not going. Nah. I need the real interview goes better than than these ones well she'll probably have she'll be manufacturing

answers as she speaks in her faux californian lilt it's a good point it's a very good point um i'll tell you what though there's there's certainly there's starting to be some movement on our uh our trip over to LA. No, yeah, there's genuine hope in the air right now. That's why we'd really encourage you, if you haven't already, to click on the bloody Facebook, because we'll chuck any updates we do up on there. I've got to get my head around Kickstarter, because... Do you know how much I owe the bank right now, bro?

Like, literally thousands of dollars. My credit card has never been in worse shape than it is right now. It's terrifying. Just explain it to the bank right now bro Like literally thousands of dollars My credit card has never been in worse shape Than it is right now It's terrifying Just explain it to the bank Just go and say I'm good for it Give me more Yeah I don't know if they'll buy that though

Because I don't have a full time job anymore What do you do? You take out competing loans Loans from competing banks Oh yeah two visas Oh you've done this Well there you go It's free money right there i guess so i guess that's one plan but i feel like the banks will talk to each other and i'll find out and i'll be in big trouble banks

don't talk to each other bro never get a mortgage you know that look this is going off the rails um fuck i'm really sorry we didn't have tanya i Yeah, same. I feel bad about it. I feel bad. We did tee it up. I want to express that in no uncertain terms. We had a time and everything. Obviously, it's difficult finding a mutually accessible time between Los Angeles, California, and Auckland, New Zealand, but we agreed on one. For whatever reason, it didn't work out.

Tanya sent her apologies has she has she no she hasn't she hasn't been in touch since that's the thing i thought you said she sent her apologies no that was that was for the first time that was when she hadn't been in touch in like weeks and weeks when she was in india i haven't heard from her since she was supposed to meet us online oh yeah so you know, hope she's okay. Keep an eye out for Tanya down there around Venice Beach at a Yoka's studio. Maybe in the valley, who knows? Maybe at Blaze Pizza,

just gobbling down some of that delicious pizza with those artisanal ingredients. It was a 180-degree flash-baked pizzas. When you are thinking pizza, you're probably thinking Blaze. Just quickly, I mean, while we're here, I will touch on the fact that you guys been doing a bang up job uh with the patrick schwarzenegger party time news petty petty schwartz apparently is a bigger party animal than miley cyrus yeah that's insane isn't that awesome it's a that we i mean we kind of we didn't realize we called it we did call it We called it big time because I don't think people knew.

We, you know, it was a blank slate that we projected the party animal emblem onto, much like the bat signal into a cloudy night. But lo and behold, Paddy Schwartz has stepped up. He's stepped up and he's gone, I won't be the party animal that you want me to be, but I will be the one that you deserve. Yeah. Which is huge.

He's a Kennedy. Yeah, he is. From the Shriver side. That's why I got confused about the politics of the Schwarzenegger family because Arnie is a Republican but Maria Shriver is a Democrat because she's from the illustrious Kennedy family. Oh my God, and they're making it work.

And could there be any greater example to show Congress right now that sides can work together than Arnie and Mariaia schreiber and relationships can survive indiscretions anywho american politics aside uh oh what i wanted to say was thank you everybody which is a lot of people who have come forward and chucked um the updates about the sony hack onto our wall yeah god has that been exciting to follow if you haven't seen the news and i'm sure you have sony got hacked biggest corporate hack in history and uh we've already i think we've already we

touched on i think we've touched on it yeah yeah but um basically all these slides came out that were internal slides we've touched on this as well have we what the first bit of this yeah it was days ago so i have no memory of it fuck man Look this is going down the tubes We'll just just buff this one on the internet We'll call it a day's work Apologies for not getting tiny for you Sorry about that guys But not really Because you know

Gosh darn it Fuck you in a way No You're not paying for this No You have flipped a switch Is your mic on? You sound so far away guy

We have a sensitive You can't just start berating the fans. Watch me. Watch this. You're all schmucks. I don't necessarily disagree with that, but I also don't support you saying it. We're bigger schmucks, don't get me wrong,

but, you know, we're all in a schmucky boat together. Schmucking it up. It's just we're at the helm of it. Look, thank you so much for listening. If you haven't yet like the Facebook page keep all of that Adam Sandler

Sony pictures grown ups related news rolling through on the news feed we'll keep you up to speed with anything that's happening on our end and in the meantime keep an eye out for the Kickstarter

y'all yeah in the meantime don't watch the movie oh yeah let me say that this is an important point someone asked me you guys have put the

commentary out you've been telling us for months now not to watch the movie are you saying we should watch the movie now so a guy private messaged us on our group and he said guys i just watched the movie and i said all right mate look you've watched it one time so you you know you're like in fact i'll try and bring it up but i was basically saying to him you are now the audience surrogate for all the people who haven't seen the movie. What say you? I'm going to put the ball in your court. Do you think people should watch it?

And he said, you know what? No. He said, don't watch the movie. And I agree with him. He watched the movie with the director's commentary, didn't he? Yeah, he did. And on the balance of things, even he couldn't bring himself to recommend people do that.

So we're going to stick to our guns, folks,'re going to say um don't don't watch the movie the commentary is fine as it stands by itself um i can't find that guy's message god we're getting a lot of messages i haven't read any of these well lots to do lots to do uh thank you so much for listening honestly ignore tim he's just going through a bit of a thing at the moment. Oh, I love you guys. You know I do. Tim went to the dentist today, and they sort of paralyzed the left side of his mouth. Yeah, I'm like a stroke victim. I mean, that's probably where a lot of the mood's coming from.

Yeah, I guess so. Anyhow, peace out, and don't watch the movie. Live every moment. Then you say love every day. Say it, guy. Say love every day. Love every day. Say it, guy. Say love every day. Love every day.

It's over. It's over. Oh, you know me if your precious time slips away. Beautiful. Today. You ready? Okay, let's go. The hunt for the wildest movie of the summer. Everybody run!

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