The Worst Idea Of All Time - Replay S01E45: Cup

Episode Date: March 30, 2024

Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.Original Description:Guy and Tim are back and they're suprisingly upbeat! Far from the nightmare depression the pair experienced in the last episode, both lads are back in action and armed with notes aplenty! This week, G and T continue to guess at what happened in the first Grown Ups, the Braden Warlock Theory makes a reappearence and we all find out how to spell our favourite brand in the film!Monty's impressed with the soundscape, Tim is taken with David Spade's dramatic chops and Patty's got jaguars! #BlazePizza Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Peloton all-access membership separate. Learn more at onepeloton.ca slash running. All right, all right, all right. This one's going to sound a little bit different. I'm on the move, and by the way, I'm recording into my phone as well, so I hope the wind isn't too annoying for you. I'm recording into my phone as well, so I hope the wind isn't too annoying for you. But I think it's worth it because I'm walking around the Auckland suburb of Newmarket because this is me recording just the day after.

Yep, it is recording. That's good. This is me recording the day after I have birthed my second child. This is me recording the day after I have birthed my second child. Zoe and my new one-day-old, Oscar, are sitting around having a relax, doing some feeding, doing some sleeping, being a couple of cuties. And I thought, what more appropriate use of my time could there be as a brand a brand new second time father then to skip out get some fresh air bang on an F of the old potty and what a delight really takes you back it's a long episode she's a big one today folks I hope you enjoy it we cover a lot of ground um a lot gets done we've got communications from cast and crew

uh we've got some insights from them we've got a shout out for casey cafe courtney place wellington god in real time i tell you what we got some fucking terrible driving by a mercedes-benz four-wheel drive that almost hit me right now a lot of negotiating going on kc's if you don't know um is a notoriously what would you say actually yeah our libel laws i don't think of that strong in this country it'll give you food poisoning about one in three times traditionally and i'm basing that on my experiences about 15 years ago in Wellington but I did just Google it and the old girl's still going, which is pretty cool. Oh, and you're probably wondering because I sort of dropped the headline

and then moved on, but everyone's doing great. Zoe's doing great. New little boy Oscar's doing awesome. I'm happy as his beautiful little boy. And this is a beautiful little episode. What else do I want to say about it? I don't know. You'll enjoy it.

I delighted at hearing how much we actually tuned into my own delight at the fact that both of us really honed in on the movie as a movie, this watch. We're in, there's no escaping it the home stretch now and despite the fact that we're not fans of the movie i think there is a renewed vigor a real spring in our step as we get through the last few watches and uh on the path to los angeles california to hollywood so So what a fantastic day for all involved. I got a new son last night.

You get a brand new episode of season one. And everyone's winning, aren't they? Feel that moment, love every day Cause before you know it, your precious time slips away Feel that moment Hello and welcome to this, the worst idea of all time, episode number 45 My name is Tim Batt My name is Guy Montgomery And welcome aboard 45. My name is Tim Batt. My name is Guy Montgomery and welcome

aboard. All aboard the Grown Ups 2 train. Next stop, 30 minutes of dissection. One of us is the captain and one of us is the first mate, but we're not going to argue about that because we're in a storm,

Monty. We're in stormy weather with huge swells lapping against the ship threatening to bring crippling waves that could capsize the boat we were on a train 10 seconds ago um i mean that's that's probably the main problem i found with that little analogy you were using i'd say that we're co-captains i'd say that we probably weathered the worst of the storm last week that was definitely the bluest i've felt um i just watched the movie by myself in my friend prikey's bedroom on a laptop yeah uh and i mean don't get me wrong i didn't think it was a particularly good film but it was nothing like last week yeah i hear that bro i i completely

agree last week was um really uh what's the saying plumbing the depths yeah it was really we were at rock bottom and this week i really set myself the challenge to view the movie as a movie if you know what i mean like i really wanted to watch this as a film that someone had made for us to watch at a cinema or on a dvd at home you know i wanted to take it in really wanted to watch this as a film that someone had made for us to watch at a cinema or on a dvd at home you know i wanted to take it in i wanted to take it in guy but it was very difficult so did you did you take it in did you drink it in yeah a lot of it it's like it's trying to put yourself back into the time when we had only seen this a few times like right at the start of this journey i like that even for you for you in this little situation you're creating,

it's not for the first time. It's, you know, when it was normal, just after a few times, you know, just a fourth or fifth viewing. Exactly, exactly. And it's quite tricky to get back to that even that. It's just a less absurd ground to get back to. But it's helpful, Guy. It's really helpful to watch the movie like that

because you don't just go, I know what bit's coming next. You go, okay, all right, I'm on board. I'm focusing and I'm following your journey. I'm with you emotionally. I'm with you, David Spade. You've just heard that you've got a kid. You found out at a train station

to a woman whose name you do not know. But you do remember one thing about her, David Spade, whose character's name is Higgins. You know that she had the hiccups so that's all your info in your in your attempts to empathize with characters in the film uh who did you find yourself drawn to who did you relate to who was the sort of uh the tim bat of the grown-ups to world well it's still higgins man i still david spade i'm with him and I actually think it's down to his acting ability more than anything else because one thing I want to say about this watch maybe this is even my shining light haven't decided yet David Spade's dramatic moments tender moments uh the moments

where it's not all funny funny touching well I believe Dom Curry mentioned this on a previous episode did you find David Spade with pathos? I mean, when were you finding this? I've never understood what that name means. What does pathos actually mean? Yeah, what does it mean? I feel like it means like emotional gravitas. I'm going to go for a dictionary definition right now.

Poignancy, tragedy, sadness. So what am I answering here? What did I think of David Spade? You're explaining your own theory or idea. tragedy sadness so so what am i answering here what is what do i think you're fucking you're explaining your own theory or idea like you said that when when david spade was serious in the movie which i can't remember and i just watched it you thought it was really believable hey how weird is it that there's like we don't know everything about, you would expect by now that I would be able to say all of the words, all of the script, but I can't because I tried and I'm getting a lot of it wrong.

Like, how is that possible? I can tell you exactly what that's down to because I just try to do it as well. The fact of the matter is, Tim, while we are watching it around the film every week, like your ears and brain are just they're all over the shop i mean it's you're scrambling your own brain every time you turn the movie on and so you're not like unless you actually consciously trained and you're like i'm

gonna train myself i'm gonna go to the trouble of learning all these words and like because i've i was trying to and i find i make the same mistakes on quotes because i've already learned it wrong in my head it's like yeah it's like with sports technique you know someone teaches themselves how to serve a tennis ball and then after 45 uh weeks of practicing a coach comes in and they go well i mean it's functional and it gets the it gets the job done but it's not exactly technically correct. So in your analogy, the correct way to play the sport is to watch the movie as a movie?

Is that kind of what you mean? To just accept it as a film? Yeah, I mean, I don't think that it would be an option for either of us now. But I think you'd have to somehow shut down all the critical and sort of like pretty much your whole brain you'd need if we printed out scripts and read it along with them maybe yeah things getting a little i don't know it just feels like it's getting a little out of hand now yeah like before it was when it started it was a funny idea and then it

was a stupid idea and then for a long time it was a depressing idea um but now it's just a really like it's just a strange quagmire that we've got ourselves in it's really odd terrain now i'm just i'm finding a lot of yeah absurdity is high the absurdity is high i wrote at the top i had a um a piece of paper in front of me for this viewing and i wrote at the top, I had a piece of paper in front of me for this viewing, and I wrote at the top of it, about halfway through the movie when I was getting upset, your hangover isn't the movie's fault. Which was just me sort of acknowledging that this is my decision, in the same way, you know, drinking that whatever number beer I had last night was my decision, in the same way going to Casey's Cafe and ordering the beef brisket fried noodles at 1am that was my those are all my decisions and so when

i'm sitting here with a funny tummy watching grown-ups 2 the funny tummy's not grown-ups 2 fault is casey still open bro because i thought our like health safety people shut them down. No, they're still there. Oh, shit. That's terrifying. How are you feeling? Look, I'm fine, man. It's all relative, isn't it? Week by week, it's all relative.

What I remember about last week was I could barely talk or look at you. This week, I've got a bloody page full of notes to get through. I'm fucking, I'm banging at the fizz to talk about the movie with you wait wait wait before you get into that i i ate some really old eggs during the movie and i actually played a little food roulette myself i was wondering how i was going to be feeling at this point they expired um i think according to the packet like uh yeah six days ago so do you do you think uh there's there's like a food i don't know if there's a real food conspiracy it's got to be but things like eggs and especially like salads i feel like they whack an expiry date on it which is about a week too early so that we throw it out

and have to buy more of those products i think you're right i think i think those eggs do me a favor can you angle your camera so i can just see you in the shot um folks uh obviously we're in different towns at the moment we're doing this on a video skype so i can see monty's gorgeous face and he's got it he's kind of out of shot all right mate uh yeah i am totally with you on that bro but it kind of covers their own ass from a safety point of view as well i don't give a it's a double whammy i don't care about your tummy i don't care about this food conspiracy we've stumbled into what i want to know that uh with caps lock on or off how do you spell kmart okay capital k hyphen capital m a r t k no hyphen or lowercase m-a-r-t bullshit are you serious yeah that's mind-blowing bro you got me good i know shit i wrote it down because you know when stone cold steve austin and adam sandler and stone cold's like yeah you were talking shit about me

and i'm saying i was like no i didn't do that. Like a liar. Like he's a liar in this film. And then Stone Cold's like, yeah, you did this morning at Kmart. And Adam Sandler's like, was I at Kmart this morning? And I was just like at the screen. Like you've made it so explicitly clear

inside and outside, like to the entire movie going public that you were in Kmart this morning and that Kmart caters to a lot of your needs. You can exercise in Kmart. You can sit by a faux you were in Kmart this morning and that Kmart caters to a lot of your needs you can exercise in Kmart you can sit by a faux campfire in Kmart you can buy your knives your life rafts your toys your bedding everything in Kmart yeah but what's your point I don't have a fucking point I didn't think you did I didn't think you had a point although I did wonder what do you know about the song Werewolves of London I know it's dope

is it about bankers and stuff oh are they calling the werewolves of London in that song just so everyone knows the song Werewolves of London is in the movie this is completely tangential I feel like is it about how the song Werewolves of London is in the movie. This is completely tangential.

Keep going. I feel like, is it about how the real werewolves of society are sort of the money-grubbing men in suits walking around? You're taking a real Occupy 99% vibe to this, and I like where your head's at. And I was wondering whether or not it was either an accident or coded an irony that as we get this wonderful sweeping Kmart advertisement, that wonderful shot of them walking down the aisles and Werewolves of London starts playing. Whether or not that's Adam Sandler and co. winking at the camera saying, we know what we're doing and we feel good about it.

Love where your head's at today, bro. Love that. That's really good. mean that's exquisite but the fact of the matter is we don't know what we're always of london's about so i could it could so okay from memory which is scant of that song because you only hear the chorus in the movie i think it is like a straight it's like a novelty song and i think it does tell a story about literal kmarts roaming around you heard well you because you heard the lyric in the movie, it says, I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

walking through the streets of Soho in the rain. Holy shit. Maybe you're right. Maybe it is about the banking elite. I don't know. The Rothschilds. This is the thing, though, is that, yeah, it's hard to say, isn't it? Because it's hard to know what's just being created in my mind

so that I can crowbar theories about the movie into this conversation and what actually might be rooted in truth. No, I reckon you're on the money there, my friend. The other thing I found in Kmart, I can't remember if you've watched Grandma's Boy before or not, but Nick Swartzen, when he gets out of the bed, he's like, all right, Grandma, I'm up. Yeah. or not but nick swartzen when he gets out of the bed you know he's like all right grandma i'm up yeah um i thought i thought that might be like a little cross universe callback and i i enjoyed that okay that's i like that that's cool i dig that i haven't seen the movie though but i think

i will soon a guy there was a guy who got in touch with us over the facebook who i had a very long back and forward conversation with yesterday which i think you'd familiarize yourself with that little communique he worked on the movie and i think he might have worked on grandma's boy as well and this other one i'd never heard of called i hate you dad oh i meant to tell you i hate you dad uh was was released in new zealand as that's my boy oh really i can't like the same movie yeah i can't believe you didn't you didn't google that like you were obviously around the internet all day and it didn't occur to you to just punch that in yeah it's a good point didn't didn't think about doing that once i just figured it was an adam sandler movie i'd never heard of it's funny how they do that like they renamed that um tom

cruise one that came out where he dies and he keeps time travel zombie alternate universe back uh no idea what you're talking about it's like watch die repeat or something and we got it here is fuck i can't remember anyway great movie go see it don't see this one see that tom cruise one i think you are like the least qualified person to be doling out and this is probably the worst place for people to be dishing out movie recommendations i'm going to hold that thought though because in shot right now on skype you're holding up a coffee cup an empty coffee cup that you've scribbled your notes on this week yeah what have you got to share with us tim i couldn't be bothered getting a notepad or a bit of paper so no yeah it's it's much more convenient to write around a cylindrical container yeah

okay the first one says the pa system i want to bring this up in the school the principal is chatting over a pa system do we have those anymore because that is fucking cool it makes me want to be a high school principal in a high school that has one of those just to be heard in every room my whim i don't know that we ever had them in new zealand i'd imagine that there's still a thing in america it is a cool system and like you'd get to do stuff like if you were a kid and you wanted to get into broadcasting that could be your first uh toe in the water you know dip your toe in the pool you get to do the news or the do the notices the notices and you know i'm pretty sure i read somewhere or listened somewhere that a comedian did it and they made it funny doesn't that make perfect sense i've got a weird feeling

howard stern might have started off doing those school pa announcements someone um i love the pa system that's all i had to say about that and And I reckon I found a continuity error, bro. One that I've never seen before. Yeah. Which we love. The number of beers that the drunk girl has in her six-pack cardboard holster when she's at the quarry,

I'm pretty sure changes shot to shot. That is interesting. Yeah, that's it. I always think that those beers are those Samuel Adams ones that they make in Boston. But then always think that those beers are those samuel adams ones that they make in boston but then i think we've talked about it before i'm pretty sure they have to make up a beer brand well that's oh that would be weird wouldn't it because they sold everything in this movie so it wouldn't make any sense they probably would have sold the beer but um

they're definitely empty as well that's the thing that annoys me there's a cap on them right but the way that she throws that around the weight the physics don't work mate it's too light there's no beer in those beers that is i mean you know obviously the production team were working overtime on this film really trying to get the whole thing together but that is that is a big oversight and it's lazy that really irks me like an empty cup the sound of an empty cup when someone's pretending to drink out of it yeah that's the basics folks you gotta get that stuff right chuck some water in there water's free it's everywhere we're surrounded by it but we can never tame it guy because you can't just drink from the ocean

respect the ocean always respect the ocean tim i noticed a pretty i had a pretty uh interesting thought that i think you might want to share with me so you know on the bus when chris rock's trying to persuade adam sandler to throw our first line of summer party and he says um and adam sandler's like it's been many many years since we did something crazy yeah now obviously we haven't seen grown-ups one but yeah if they didn't like this movie this day is one of the most insane days i've seen like this is you know we've talked about it before if you're packing all this into a day i mean that is a rate of life at which it's surely not sustainable someone's gonna die sometime like was there a real placid docile plot in grown-ups one and then this is a huge tonal change

or do you think what movie could Grown Ups 1 be if it wasn't a rip snorting slapstick adventure comedy what could possibly be I guess it's about what Lenny Fader constitutes as crazy in the world of the film

do you think they'll look back on their day today in Grown Ups 2 and say that was a big day like salma hayek remember this is always good at the end of the movie goes we need to go to sleep we've got a big day tomorrow what are you doing tomorrow go to sleep we've just had the hugest day ever it was massive we just hosted a party that was home to like a 400 person all-in battle royale so intense actually i talked to that guy on facebook who worked on the production about the fight scene specifically and he said i'm not sure if this was one of the ones i was allowed to share or not but when they did the first take of them charging at each other, I think this little girl got accidentally booted in the head,

like sconned, and it broke her glasses. And Adam Sandler, very rightly, shut down production immediately and made sure everyone was okay and it was all safe and stuff after that. And someone in the prop department fixed her glasses, which is kind of sweet. That's insane. yeah man that's people got people potentially got hurt in this no i don't know but then i know dog again as well today that makes sense though because if you think about it that would qualify why a lot of the other

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all access membership separate learn more at onepeloton.ca slash running punches thrown and kicks thrown were so obviously fake and distant because they were being extra cautious after that early mishap shit Shit, you could be right, man. That's a, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good thought. Man, we need to rip into some regular terrain, mate. No, let's throw over to your notes.

What do you want to share? I'd also just like to quickly say, it always irks me at the ice cream shop. There's so much wrong with the ice cream shop scene. We're talking so much about the movie, by the way. Yeah. This is the most we've talked about the movie in a long time, I think. I just watched the shit out of this movie.

You did, man. You were in there. I watched the pants off of it. Your head was in the game. Tell me. Ice cream. Colin Quinn, I mean, you'd assume he's got a managerial role at the ice cream parlor if he's been working there since he was a child with Lenny, right?

Oh, yeah, true. role at the ice cream parlor if he's been working there since he was a child with lenny right oh yeah however he obviously doesn't have the power to hire and fire because he only knows that adam said that greg fader is being hired at the ice cream parlor because he brown knows mr pappas who presumably is the store owner god i hope he's in grown-ups three man sure mr pappas deserves a very heavy dark backstory surely like mr papp, maybe he's a hands-on owner. I don't know. But, I mean, you'd think that Colin Quinn would be at this point across, like, the staff, and he'd have some saying who gets hired and who doesn't.

But then, immediately after that, when Becky orders her chocolate cup, whatever, chocolate ice cream, and he goes, no, here's a word you haven't heard before, no, the machine's busted, princess. I was like was like well there's your first problem colin quinn if you've got a busted ice cream machine just fucking whacking out of order sign on it right out of the gates so that you don't have to have these awkward face-to-face interactions with people like it's just basic taking and showing initiative. Put a sign on the ice cream machine

so people don't come up and order it. I've got two responses to that. The first is that I brought this up many like months ago that if your ice cream machine is broken in an ice cream place, you should definitely close. It's an absurd concept that the one thing you sell cannot be sold

and yet you're still there. But I guess he's attempting to do the whatever. The second thing I have to say to you, Guy, is that you represent the worst of this bourgeoisie, nouveau riche attitude that people have got to constantly be climbing up the corporate ladder. Maybe Colin Quinn is happy in his role. Colin Quinn is not.

At the front gate. No, he's not happy in his role. Maybe he is not. At the front gate. No, he's not happy. Maybe he doesn't. You describe it as lack of ambition. I know the lingo that you elitists use. Maybe he's just happy. Moreover, they specifically reference the fact he's unhappy in that scene because Adam Sandler has to make some sort of awkward facial apology

after he says it's a great job for a kid. It's a great first job for a kid. And then Colin Quinn looks hurt and then Adam Sandler has to say, or an adult. I know, but he's got a grumpy facade. There's an edifice. There's an outward facing image of him that he's a grumpy man.

That's how he just trudges on through life. He's like Mr balding and saved by the bell or grandpa and grandpa's new slippers think of those archetypes he's a grump outwardly but inwardly he's very happy where he is very satisfied what he's doing and i resent the accusation by you or the inference rather that uh but like he has to be climbing all the time he must have been working there for 40 or 50 years. And he's just like a regular cashier. That doesn't make any sense.

He's happy, mate. And if he's sustaining himself, he must be getting paid more than the other cashiers. You're going to have a mutiny on your hands if you're Mr. Pappas. Do you reckon the young bucks are going to be upset that a guy who's been working there for 40 years is getting paid more than them? Because I think that makes perfect sense. If they're doing the same jobs,

then hell yes. That's actually opening up, opening up quite a debate on whether, because I guess you're right. Like technically people who are in a supermarket, we're all doing the same thing at the, at the checkout. Right.

But I know like when I worked at new world on the year, you would get a lot of bump and pay. You stay there for ages, man. You're looking at, you're looking at10.20 an hour up from $8.40. Or even when I started, I'm pretty sure it was $5.80 an hour. That is a big climb. Yeah.

Anyway. If you stick around, you get rewarded for that. I guess, and that would support your theory that Colin Quinn is happy and is, I don't know. The other thing I wanted to bring up with you before we get into our features... Yeah. You really quickly let that go, and I'm glad. I think we went quite far enough with that. Yep, sure.

Brayden Higgins. I only noticed it today. You know that baseline, that lazy baseline that they slap on him when he's at the train station? Boom, boom, boom. Doom, doom, doom, doom. Yeah. I dream of that baseline. lazy bass line that they slap on him when he's at the train station i noticed i think maybe for the first time today that um they use it again when he finds out that david spade hasn't been working at the soup kitchen at the quarry and he sinks back into the water yeah i was wondering if maybe that isn't music that is existing uh that's not like that's not production

music but that when Brayden Higgins is like at a moment of reckoning as a warlock in his life that this music just emanates around him oh okay so it's not even him generating the sound but in the same way that kind of like a you know whenever they display like a godly light falling on something in tv and they've got that kind of angel chorus yeah it's similar to that that it just kind of appears yeah that's dope i like that um but don't you think other people would have noticed it by now and been quite freaked out that would add such a good element to the film of when brayden first met higgins at that train station and the music played.

And then David Spade just looked around and got fucking terrified and was like, what was that sound? And it was Brayden's stipple chorus. And moreover, Brayden can't hear it. And Brayden's like, what sound? Oh, imagine that. I can't hear anything.

And David's like, but I don't see any speakers. Yeah. And it's like omnidirectional. There doesn't appear to be any source of the sound it's just it is surrounding me that'd be scary man he is a warlock proof what else you got on your notebook guy i was waiting for you to finish your notes before i do the rest of mine on my coffee cup no we're running out of time you have a go i've got nothing really i got some other stuff oh wait one of them's the patty schwartz but i just wanted to mention around

that same time uh the testes joke that they make just as they're coming outside of the quarry isn't that weird the one that adam sandler says his testicles are where his nipples are yeah and then uh david spade says stop it you're getting me turned on it's like a shit dick joke whereas the rest of the movie has been a family comedy to that point and then just a casual bit of I don't know like a gay joke in there at the end

yeah really splitting hairs when we're critiquing the different styles of comedy they throw into this melting pot you're dead right man you are absolutely right like that guy who's an extra who hit us up on twitter to throw some shade our way yeah i really enjoyed watching him today he's he actually had a pretty good performance he's good um for though anyone who's seen the movie uh he he he's got one line i think that's not shared by the other one so like

he does all the normal frat boy stuff where he goes like, kill, kill, kill. But he's the guy who says, yeah, they disrespected the hell out of it when he's talking about No, he says, they disrespected our frat house. No, he's the one who says the next line though. They disrespected the crap out of it. Oh yeah.

He's that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in a yellow top. But anyway, he's also in season seven of Californication, which is available now on netflix make sure you get that on netflix or or maybe blu-ray wait a little bit and get him in high def on your playstation 3 i think i think his name is dan yeah he wasn't happy that we were

reviewing a movie 52 times which i understand i get that i reckon maybe he just listened to her and that we hadn't given him enough airtime. Oh, I don't think that's it. I don't think he's listened, to be honest. But it was funny because what he said to us was along the lines of, do you know how many times I've watched Tim Bette and Guy Montgomery's movie? None, because they haven't made one, which is actually false. Well, we haven't made one that has been as successful as Gr-ups too not yet you give us time mate time and 140 million dollars all right tim my shining light this week

um some really nice sound design uh at the quarry actually oh yeah so like they do a good job with the crickets there's i mean crickets for me are the quintessential sound of summer. You know it's hot outside when there's chirping, or they're rubbing their legs together in the trees. You know that sound? Oh, yeah, it's like coke, but audible. Okay. That's how summery it is.

So they're doing that, right? And I was like, that's a really nice soundscape. And then it's when Kevin James is walking up to look at Suicide 35. And so there's that shot from behind the four grown-ups when they're looking over the quarry, and it's a big drop. But if it had the sound of crickets, it wouldn't feel ominous. It would just sort of feel summery and okay. And it's probably only a two or three-second shot.

But whoever's in charge of sound has put in like a sort of a wispy kind of swirling wind noise which actually lends quite a sort of terrifying um tone to looking off of the cliff at the jump and then they go back to the different shot and they're back on solid land uh no more swirling wind it's all crickets again yeah that's just a really subtle point that you've had on it's it's almost like in a western that's the vibe really subtle point that you've hit on it's almost like in a western that's the vibe i get it's like he's adding that classic tension where the hay bale rolls past but yeah streets have been emptied because a jewel's about to happen i don't i don't think a hay bale rolls past i've never seen a western with a hay bale rolling through whatever

they are like a tumble a tumbleweed yeah it's halfway between a dust bunny and a hay bale it's a tumble hay bale is wait unless it's a really big win they've changed the tone of the the moment a little bit though if it was like two dudes who are about to engage in a jewel but inside of a tornado i call the movie tornado jewel and the kicker is clint eastwood plays both the good guy and the bad guy, similar to Jack and Jill, but the Clint Eastwood version. Yeah, and Adam Sandler plays Al Pacino. Anyway, what's your shining light?

Oh, yeah. Well, I kind of want to do David Spade again, to be honest. I just really followed him in this movie this time. And I know that we're not supposed to repeat any, so I'll throw another one in, but it's kind of against the flavor of The Shining Light. But I've got a new favorite extra. He's, oh shit, I've forgotten who he is,

but he's got a pink shirt at the end of the tire. Oh, that's right, yeah. He's a dude, when Higgins gets out of the tire, like after he's vomited, there's a guy got a pink shirt at the end of the tire so oh that's right yeah he's a dude when higgins gets out of the tire like after he's vomited there's a guy in a pink shirt in the background and he is going big monty he has made some acting choices and all the choices were the biggest thing i've ever made my face do and it is like overpowering to watch if you're not got your eyes locked on that tire or higgins crawling out of it you'll see him you'll be fixated by him he's got laser focus i like outrageous acting i look forward to looking out for him next week yeah and the 46th time

we've watched grown-ups too which is weird uh i've also got a shining light that's kind of like mate we're the worst fighter i've got the worst fighter i've found her mate it's a woman in a tight dress oh yeah it's just after um thingy's got shaq's brother in a headlock and says we've got a wild one here there's a chick in a tight dress at the back of that shot and she is throwing punches at nothing bro it's i'll point it out next time yeah but that was because of health and safety okay we better whip through these segments tim because we are running out of time let's do it quick you lead Party Schwartz. Party time.

Party Schwartz. Party time. Party time with Patty Schwartz. Patrick Schwartz a nigger. He is eating Miley Cyrus. They are in the tabloids. Because they love to party so much. They own two Jaguars.

One is a car. One is a big cat. They put the big cat in the car and they drove it up a cliff but the the the the the jaguar survived but the car uh is a ride off jaguar section i love it my petty schwartz party time in the real world this time as i read an article which may be true it may be not that he has turned down a 49 million dollar fund his his what do they call that a trust fund um which maria shriver and arnold schwarzenegger have set up for him uh to stay with miley maria has said patty if you remain

with this woman this this hammer licking naked uh crane ball wrecking ball riding woman of pop then we're cutting you off from the trust fund 49 million dollars and he has said i'd rather have miley thank you very much and isn't that what love is yeah love is saying goodbye to 50 million dollars to continue to mate with your pop star girlfriend in fairness fairness, what say that, I mean, this is all obviously idle speculation from the depths of gossip hell, but what if they stay together? What is like, Miley's going to be worth a billion before,

like what is $50 million to him if he's with Miley Cyrus? Touche, touche. But do you know what, guys, that's not what the Patty Schwartz Party Time is all

about it's where we find our favorite part of patty schwarzenegger in the movie grown-ups too yeah and i got a and i have got a belter for you um when colin quinn got a lot of colin quinn in this episode uh when he's doing a sort of motivational speech being like letty fader left this town moved to hollywood made big bucks probably more than all you brainiacs put together ever will patrick schwarzenegger is laughing his ass off is he he's just like he's obviously getting straight a's in college like he's got a game plan he's got a five-year plan he's got a clear career path he knows where he's going to be making his money. He's thinking to himself, Colin Quinn, inspiring, yes. Accurate, no.

Look at how many of us there are. There is no way in hell what you're saying is true. He's done the math. Party's done the math. Yeah, he's like, come on. I'm going to give myself five years to party. Once I've got the partying out of my system, I'm going fucking like clean out

i'm gonna make so much bank then i'm gonna hunt you down at your ice cream parlor colin quinn me and miley gonna send a wrecking ball your way and she's gonna be right in it maybe even party schwarzenegger will buy the ice cream parlor off mr pappas and then like make colin quinn's working life hell which we all know know. Do you know what I would do? What? If I was Paddy Schwarzenegger, I'd do that, and I would make a joint Blaze Pizza ice cream parlor franchise. That's true, actually.

You've got everything covered. I have to issue a formal apology to Blaze Pizza. I haven't been fulfilling my contractual obligations to Blaze Pizza. Which may or may not exist. Which definitely don't exist, but if you are on if you are on venice and uh and you got a hankering for a flash flash cook pizza in less than 180 seconds

using only the finest artisanal ingredients uh you're probably thinking about blaze pizza at blaze pizza hashtag blaze pizza it's the pizza for you to pull you on through my favorite party schwarzenegger moment in the movie This Week Guy was he says, oh yeah, really early on in the piece. I haven't written down in my notes exactly when, but they're at the quarry. I believe Taylor Lautner's speaking. And it's before Paddy has said any lines out loud whatsoever,

but he's got such a big, expressive, malleable mouth that you can see him mouth the word, oh yeah, really clear. It's like you can hear it. It's like you can hear it in your mind. I feel like it was a really strong week for Paddy this week. Yeah, I feel so too. He also does, if you keep your iron in,

which is hard during when Taylor Lautner does the chest bump with the other dude, who I think is like 35, we discussed in one episode, he does this little head jerk at the exact moment where they connect, and I'd never noticed it before, but I love it. I love that he does it. He's like, he's taken aback in a cool way by that mean chest bump. Good on you, Paddy. And if you're listening, you know, much

love and respect to you. Yeah, big time, bro. Okay. And this probably leaves us with enough time to quickly hop on the bus. Are you on the bus, Tim? Mate, I'm at the back of the bus. Call me Rosa Parks. You are the captain with the cheese grater. Grab that wheel.

Roll up! Roll up for the mystery tour the steve buscemi mystery tour is coming to take you away coming to take you away take you today i've got to admit off the the top, I don't have anything for this. I know exactly what happened to Steve Buscemi. Yes. So in the first movie, Steve Buscemi, he actually had a job as a repairman, sort of a Mr. Fix-It-Hire-A-Hubby type role. So he's just handy with tools, knows his way around various different bits of machinery. And what happened was there was a bit of a, Colin Quinn was working his winter job in California

because they don't really have a winter, so it's warm and there's still a demand for ice cream at another branch of the ice cream parlor. And wouldn't you know it, he'd run into a very similar problem he was facing in grownups too, vis-a-vis the chocolate soft serve machine. That is to say it was not functioning, it was broken. And who should he call up?

But Mr Fixit, also on holiday but looking to earn a bit of an extra bosh, a bit of an extra buck to spend on his wife Sherry Terry, bloody Steve Buscemi. So Steve Buscemi rolls into the parlor, you know, belt full of tools, pocket full of dreams, ready to help out, do his part. And he's banging on the lever at the back, you know?

Sure. And as he's banging on the lever at the back, his hand accidentally clips. There's a chandelier in the ice cream parlor, by the way. It's probably important that I add that in. So he accidentally clips what is, it's hanging quite precariously as well i do hasten to add this this chandelier uh he clips it with his hand and just boof down comes the

chandelier right in the middle of his neck back back of the neck and he just sort of slumps over the machine chandelier just rolls down his spine, absolutely cleans out the whole thing. All sorts of nerve damage. Oh my God. Arms apart and above. Needless to say, the ice cream machine is now the least of our worries. What we've got here is a serious injury,

which means that Steve Buscemi's only got 70% feeling in his body. God. That turned really like horror all of a sudden. What an image. A disabled Steve Buscemi lying on the ground as a chandelier tears him asunder. But, I mean, as you can tell, he makes a, not speedy, but full recovery.

Good to hear. And on that positive note, we've got to get the hell out of here we've gone well we've gone a lot over time we've gone over time so we must leave um hey thank you thank you so much for listening welcome to all the new listeners um yeah hope you enjoy it you're all right you're weirdos i've got nothing to say to you. Yeah, neither do I.

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